Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney fell several meters from a
Speaker 2: trapeze while performing in the musical Pivot.
Speaker 1: Some things make more sense than others. Bring pikes, nurseries,
Speaker 1: mercury pikes, p y k E sky Why.
Speaker 3: I Hey, as in kill hey?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 5: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults Wood?
Speaker 6: Why is your life so expensive? I'm not even having
Speaker 6: a good chime.
Speaker 7: This is Is it just.
Speaker 1: By a couple of mitches? What about me?
Speaker 8: Don't forget?
Speaker 1: No, he is Michui and Yes on his birthday on
Speaker 1: our seventy six episode.
Speaker 9: God shout out to anyone else celebrating their birthday in
Speaker 9: lockdown like myself.
Speaker 1: Yes, everyone's here here, Hello.
Speaker 8: I'm here, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Contraceptive diaphragm. Sam's here? Hello Sam? Oh we can't hear you, Sam?
Speaker 8: Hello, goy is that you on the honky Tonk?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, I've been taking lessons.
Speaker 8: Just for you. Oh that's so Champagne.
Speaker 1: Now play the one you've been practicing. Oh okay, you
Speaker 1: got some lessing lessons from caring funerals.
Speaker 8: He's very good at this.
Speaker 1: Oh, happy birthday.
Speaker 8: Mitchell, thank you, thanks very much.
Speaker 1: Listen, we adore you, we love you, and I've bought it.
Speaker 9: I want some.
Speaker 1: Oh no no it didn't shut out, Oh no it didn't.
Speaker 6: But I have touched every rim bubble for my birthday.
Speaker 8: Perfect. You know what, It's.
Speaker 9: Been a while since we've actually had a bit of
Speaker 9: boothe on the show. Do you remember there was a
Speaker 9: period around Marty Grab when we realize.
Speaker 8: We've been drunk most weeks in a row. It's been a.
Speaker 1: While we got sloshedime. I remember I listened back to
Speaker 1: one of those shows. I think I called you and
Speaker 1: went I think we have to remove it. Were that blind? Anyway,
Speaker 1: Mitchell has never celebrated a birthday on this podcast.
Speaker 9: I know it's a big virginity to lose my first
Speaker 9: birthday on the show.
Speaker 6: Can you believe we've even got party hat?
Speaker 8: Party hat? Party hat? Oh fuck, yeah, here we go.
Speaker 9: I actually did my hair today in preparation, thinking, oh,
Speaker 9: maybe I'll have to put a party hat up there.
Speaker 1: Beautiful thing, Jenna. I left my gift in the kitchen,
Speaker 1: but you know where it is. Because I've showed you
Speaker 1: You've got a lot of head on that shampas of yours.
Speaker 1: Go run out and get it and then come back
Speaker 1: and the champagne ready to drink.
Speaker 8: Okay, I've got one who wants this one. I've got
Speaker 8: two cups over here. I mean I'll have two double
Speaker 8: parked from your birthday. Hello, twenty five.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling on your birth.
Speaker 9: I mean it's a weird one. It's not how I
Speaker 9: wanted to celebrate my twenty fifth in lockdown.
Speaker 8: But what can you do?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 9: I mean if that's the one way in which Covid
Speaker 9: has screwed up me, Lafe, then I'm doing Okay.
Speaker 1: I agree, Sam. I have a bubbles for you if
Speaker 1: you want to come in and grab it.
Speaker 6: I've never moved fast.
Speaker 1: In my life jumped off the honky tonk stool. Now
Speaker 1: Mitch jen has gone to get my gift. I've got
Speaker 1: a can you give Mitchell as well? Playing the music,
Speaker 1: Oh chocky.
Speaker 9: Mud Cake beautiful, the most Australian birthday essential because Carls Woolies.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'll have.
Speaker 1: You know, Mitchell, and I will quote you. You said it's
Speaker 1: not a fucking birthday unless there's a chocolate mud cake involved.
Speaker 1: You've said those.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I would have actually not chocolate mud cake necessarily,
Speaker 9: but I remember there's been a couple of birthdays where
Speaker 9: I've gone home and laid in bed and thought, this
Speaker 9: doesn't feel complete.
Speaker 8: What went wrong?
Speaker 9: I haven't had a birthday cake on my birthday, so
Speaker 9: I'm a big believer that every birthday needs some thought
Speaker 9: of cake.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
Speaker 3: I also just quickly at.
Speaker 1: Oh, his co host is about to give a gift,
Speaker 1: runs on in with a Kmart badge, put the pin
Speaker 1: on please now? As your best friend, I thought, what
Speaker 1: could I get Mitchell that he would adore the most?
Speaker 1: It's lockdown. I couldn't go shopping for you. What I
Speaker 1: could do was contact my friends at Sugar Cookie Lane.
Speaker 9: You didn't.
Speaker 1: What are the three things Mitchell loves much? A cookies,
Speaker 1: be his cat Isabella, and see himself. So that's why Mitchell,
Speaker 1: I got your cookies with not only Isabella's face on them,
Speaker 1: but yours.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, are you theoryous?
Speaker 9: I've been eyeing off sugar Cookie laying on Instagram for agents,
Speaker 9: thinking I can devour a hundred of both.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you if you need cookies and you're
Speaker 1: in Sydney or on my bloody hell, she'll ship sugar
Speaker 1: Cookie Laye and she's incredible.
Speaker 8: Delici opened this with my little kitty on the cookie.
Speaker 1: Yes, hold it up, show Jenner and Sam.
Speaker 8: They haven't seen Bella on a cookie. Oh the have
Speaker 8: to photoshop me. I look gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Sam said, so thank you for.
Speaker 2: That's the thought.
Speaker 1: Oh great in icing. Now that's my gift to you
Speaker 1: as well as Jenner.
Speaker 9: And here's a rose that was a freebie from the Bachelor,
Speaker 9: wasn't I Where did you get that fucking wilted thing?
Speaker 8: I bought it from the shop. Don't lie, Jenna?
Speaker 1: Can I just say that that completely discredits my great gift.
Speaker 1: I had such momentum from Sugar Cookie Labs.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I was gonna say, like, there's a flow happening, Jenna,
Speaker 9: his gifts first, then yours.
Speaker 1: He's a dead wilted rose.
Speaker 8: Look, that's not telling me that you actually bought the throws,
Speaker 8: did you?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 8: I did? Where do you buy one single ship rose?
Speaker 8: Just put your badge on?
Speaker 1: What the bad put the badgel?
Speaker 8: You have to show them where the throws really come from?
Speaker 8: An enclosure, Jenna, Joncyma the regift.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Mitchell. My second gift to you is normally you're
Speaker 1: controlling a lot of moving parts of this show. You're editing,
Speaker 1: you're doing the videos, you're prepping, you're doing this, you're
Speaker 1: doing that. So today everything is under control. You don't
Speaker 1: have to do it.
Speaker 2: Me.
Speaker 9: I felt weird leaving the house because I was like,
Speaker 9: you know that feeling when you're like, I feel like
Speaker 9: I'm forgetting something.
Speaker 8: I've got my keys. I was like, I haven't prepared
Speaker 8: for the show, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: I have organized every inch, every appearance, every guest, every secret.
Speaker 1: The show is jam packed to the brim. We will
Speaker 1: be hearing from our listeners later on in the show.
Speaker 1: We'll be doing igems as usual and actuate oh my god,
Speaker 1: hold on, oh my god, Jenna, that's the that's the
Speaker 1: birthday guest.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I had to install that with the text, no, that's
Speaker 1: the birthday fire. Yeah, Sam, I might need your assistance
Speaker 1: out there to let our guest in. But I set
Speaker 1: that up because we have a lot happening on the show,
Speaker 1: and that's to let us know that birthday guest one
Speaker 1: is here. Sam had started. They just got to be
Speaker 1: let in see participants. M Mitchell, look up to the
Speaker 1: zoom screens. Please yeah, because The first guest is entering shortly.
Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome. Australian producer, Screen and Stage Royalty,
Speaker 1: currently on Home and Away, best known for her role
Speaker 1: as Tests on Mcloud's Daughters, Ladies and Gentlemen, Bridy Carnor.
Speaker 8: Is you are kidding?
Speaker 7: Hello? Bridy?
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, Mitchell.
Speaker 8: Oh it's Tests from McLeod's Daughters.
Speaker 6: You're kidding.
Speaker 2: You don't hello? Hello.
Speaker 8: You don't realize how much I cherished you and your
Speaker 8: character all through my childhood. Oh my god, that just
Speaker 8: makes me feel old. But I'm I'm only turning twenty five.
Speaker 8: Wasn't the child that long ago? Thank you so much, Bridy. Wow,
Speaker 8: this is amazing. Thanks for dropping in.
Speaker 2: Really, it's just what one does.
Speaker 9: I do like to insstalk you occasionally as well. You
Speaker 9: look like you live in a beautiful spot.
Speaker 8: Where are you again?
Speaker 2: I'm in the byron Shire so I'm on my fone.
Speaker 2: Oh that is I feel fortunate. I feel pretty lucky,
Speaker 2: especially at the moment.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 8: And you're not lockdown or anything, are you.
Speaker 2: We were a bit of anything. We've got restrictions, but
Speaker 2: we're not lockdown, but we are waiting, so who knows
Speaker 2: it's a it's a moving beast.
Speaker 8: It definitely is.
Speaker 2: How are you two going?
Speaker 1: Listen, Mitchell, he's used to doing the heavy lifting lifting Brady.
Speaker 1: He's like ready to ask interview questions.
Speaker 8: I was just about to.
Speaker 2: Say it, but I just wanted to ask you how
Speaker 2: you were?
Speaker 1: How are you Mitchell on your birthday?
Speaker 8: Very well? I'm doing good.
Speaker 9: I was just going to say, I don't feel that
Speaker 9: you've aged a day since he left the cloud Stone.
Speaker 8: You look exactly the same so.
Speaker 2: Much I don't, but I love you.
Speaker 7: That's so cood.
Speaker 9: You guys do the occasional reunion, don't you Like you've
Speaker 9: got the cat and a bunch of fans that come along.
Speaker 2: We do. We do all of that, which when someone
Speaker 2: spoke to me about it, I don't know about five
Speaker 2: years ago, I was like, I'm not very comfortable with
Speaker 2: the fan thing anyway, or the I don't get it.
Speaker 2: And I was like, why would they want to come?
Speaker 2: Why do they want to meet us? I don't get that.
Speaker 2: And then I went and I was like, oh my goodness,
Speaker 2: but I loved it because you get to meet people.
Speaker 2: Will we did face to face in the same theater
Speaker 2: or room or sadic and they tell you intimately how
Speaker 2: much the show meant to them. So I just loved it.
Speaker 1: Well, all the episodes are up now on standing. If
Speaker 1: anyone wants to take a trip down memory lane, watch
Speaker 1: McLeod's Daughters. Brady, listen, Mitch adores you, We adore you.
Speaker 1: There literally is not a show that goes by when
Speaker 1: Mcloud's Daughters is not brought up. We even play do Yeah,
Speaker 1: we do.
Speaker 8: Actually, Jenna and I big mclod's Daughters fan.
Speaker 6: What is it?
Speaker 2: Why is it so? Why?
Speaker 9: I think it just has because I'm from a rural
Speaker 9: area as well, and I just think it has a
Speaker 9: lot of heart to it that shows there's just something
Speaker 9: sentimental about it. And we did a segment where we
Speaker 9: were rating the best TV theme songs. Jenna put mclod's
Speaker 9: Daughters forward and everything about it is so nostalgic and
Speaker 9: lovely to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it is true. I mean we did, you know.
Speaker 2: The truth is I mean people might say this, but
Speaker 2: we truthfully all put our hearts and souls into that show.
Speaker 2: And I know the show is profoundly affected. Professionally yes,
Speaker 2: but personally obviously now Here I am I'm a girl
Speaker 2: who grew up in a city Melbourne, and I'm breathing
Speaker 2: at all, like I do have days where I go,
Speaker 2: this is so weird, But here I am doing his
Speaker 2: stuff that I did and I would never have predicted
Speaker 2: it ever.
Speaker 9: You've been converted into a real country girl. Can I ask, though,
Speaker 9: why did to leave? Because the show was kind of
Speaker 9: shit after you left?
Speaker 2: Oh? Why did I leave? Because I'll tell you why.
Speaker 2: I was filming till I was nearly eight months pregnant
Speaker 2: with my first son, Otis, and then I was back
Speaker 2: on that set. I was flying to the loan He's
Speaker 2: when he was four weeks olding. Oh my god, like
Speaker 2: first baby crazy. Yeah, I should have had a maternity leave.
Speaker 2: And then I was back filming sort of when he
Speaker 2: was five weeks old. And we did that for a
Speaker 2: year as a family. But then it was just like
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have gone back so soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, booth of it.
Speaker 2: And I think it was just it was just full on.
Speaker 2: And I also, you know what, I wanted to leave
Speaker 2: the show when I still fell so proud and connected
Speaker 2: to it and still loved it. I didn't ever, and
Speaker 2: I was you know, I was a little bit burnt
Speaker 2: out having had a baby and hard, but there is
Speaker 2: talk that something may happen.
Speaker 9: Oh, I've learned not to get too excited. Every time
Speaker 9: there's rumors of a reunion.
Speaker 1: I get all excited.
Speaker 9: But I think now you're the closest that you've actually
Speaker 9: been right, Like they were actually chatting with Channel nine
Speaker 9: about it.
Speaker 2: They are, there's everyone's chatting. So the truth is the
Speaker 2: feature film script has been written and Posey's very you know,
Speaker 2: she posts about this the creator of the show, Posy
Speaker 2: Graham Evans, and a budget has been done. I don't
Speaker 2: know if that's scared that the Jesus out of her
Speaker 2: or not. So we're getting closer, you know, to it
Speaker 2: actually happening. But to step back into test McCloud's shoes
Speaker 2: all these years later, I've never done that with a
Speaker 2: character who I'm so intimate with. Of course, would be
Speaker 2: quite phenomenal, I reckon. I just think it'd be so interesting.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well, fortunately you look exactly the same, So.
Speaker 1: We can start back at her twenty first birthday to
Speaker 1: be a great premiere episode. Oh, i'd like hate Brady.
Speaker 1: This was amazing. You are incredible. I think this is
Speaker 1: this is a pretty good birthday surprised.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Bridy, my pleasure, Happy, happy birthday.
Speaker 8: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: We love Yeah, we'll talk soon.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, thank you.
Speaker 8: Have a great night.
Speaker 6: It looks like you are.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well we will, don't. We'll have a drink
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 7: See Bridy, Bye, Bridy.
Speaker 1: See what an icon? There we go, Guest one, done
Speaker 1: and dusted.
Speaker 8: Brady Carter, were you expecting that?
Speaker 9: No, there was not one part of my withan brain
Speaker 9: that thought that teth McLoud was going to pop up
Speaker 9: on the fucking computer list.
Speaker 1: I told you I got a black book of CELEBN guests.
Speaker 1: I just never use it for the show.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Listen, we need to move on because we do have
Speaker 1: a big show set. If you did your first time
Speaker 1: listening this is just Me episode seventy six. In fact,
Speaker 1: we start the same way every week with Brady Carter
Speaker 1: every week, so this is your first time listening that
Speaker 1: happens weekly. Yeah, No, we start with two. Is it
Speaker 1: just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate,
Speaker 1: which doesn't know mine, I don't know Mitch's, and I
Speaker 1: think for the birthday you just kick back, relax. I
Speaker 1: will start first with my age. Do you mind.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well, we were also joking that you were going
Speaker 9: to do my ear? Is it just me for me
Speaker 9: in the whole spirit of I'm doing nothing on the show?
Speaker 8: Is that actually happening?
Speaker 1: Oh, don't you worry? Like I said, Mitchell, everything is organized.
Speaker 8: It don't happen.
Speaker 9: We've never done that before, where you decide or I
Speaker 9: decide yours for you.
Speaker 8: That's okay.
Speaker 1: That's the first relinquishing control, Jenney, this is big for me.
Speaker 1: I called a therapist and said, what's the big focus
Speaker 1: point for relinquishing controlling? Great, that's what I'll focus on.
Speaker 8: It's not about control. It's like it's literally that I
Speaker 8: might not agree with what.
Speaker 1: You've trust me. This is you to a T. Spell
Speaker 1: it out, Mitchell combs at the end of a T.
Speaker 1: All right, let's start the show. Is it just me?
Speaker 1: His birthday sex not all what's cracked up to be?
Speaker 8: Wouldn't know? Well, people crack it up to be something,
Speaker 8: do they?
Speaker 1: Yeah, birthday said, there's always so much pre sure on
Speaker 1: birthday sex. I hate I hate it because I hate
Speaker 1: pressure of any sort. As you know.
Speaker 9: I just witness you trying to get Brider Carter up
Speaker 9: on zoom I'm aware. What sort of pressure have you
Speaker 9: faced around birthday sex.
Speaker 8: I didn't really know that was a real thing. I
Speaker 8: thought it was like movies.
Speaker 1: You hear that song birthday sex birth Yeah, I thought it.
Speaker 8: Was just like a pop culture thing. Wasn't It doesn't
Speaker 8: actually happen in real line.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess I want to find out if people.
Speaker 1: If people don't like it it's on my birthday, it's
Speaker 1: okay because I can sort of, you know, just do
Speaker 1: nothing and it's fine. But it's when it's your partner's birthday.
Speaker 1: There is an expectation for this to be mind blowing
Speaker 1: birthday sex. It's a gift, this is your one day.
Speaker 1: Let me do everything.
Speaker 8: I know, babe, I'm about to ravish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm very rarely ravish. Or it's just not
Speaker 1: for me if it's you know, I love sex when
Speaker 1: it's spontaneous.
Speaker 8: I agree.
Speaker 9: If there's any sort of expectation or pressure around it,
Speaker 9: I think it sucks, especially when everyone always asks newly words,
Speaker 9: oh did.
Speaker 8: You fuck on the night of the wedding? Or to
Speaker 8: defeat the six.
Speaker 9: On the Hunter and even I heard an interview recently.
Speaker 9: You know how there's a new Bachelor. Yeah, so what
Speaker 9: was it like the first night that you and your
Speaker 9: chosen woman slept together after leaving the show, And I
Speaker 9: was like, I would hate that pressure of like everyone's
Speaker 9: going to ask about how this went.
Speaker 8: What if it was the dud route?
Speaker 1: Same, It's like that the pot of American Pie. They
Speaker 1: were all terrified to have sex for the first time,
Speaker 1: and none of them perform. It's like you never on
Speaker 1: your first time. So that's why I'm mature. We've organized Sam,
Speaker 1: come in and bring there what come on now?
Speaker 3: When I take off my pad, bring the.
Speaker 1: Top in now. Yeah, we've organized you four tops to
Speaker 1: pick from. What I was like.
Speaker 8: Absolutely not COVID safe.
Speaker 4: I'd be very gentle and wear.
Speaker 1: Oh thank god he is contracept. You've diaphragms very well protected.
Speaker 1: So for those who are celebrating the birthday tonight or
Speaker 1: anytime in the futures, I'm sure you all will don't
Speaker 1: feel the pressure to perform. Just be you, relax and
Speaker 1: enjoy yourself, it's my message.
Speaker 9: Or if you are going to do it, make it
Speaker 9: spontaneous for the other person so it's still to them.
Speaker 8: Doesn't feel like that's pressure.
Speaker 6: You, Sam, it's.
Speaker 1: The birthday.
Speaker 7: Guess aloone my god number two.
Speaker 1: It's MC sam, It's MC started up. Now this one
Speaker 1: has been organized well in advance, Mitchell. This one involves
Speaker 1: your is it just me?
Speaker 8: Hey?
Speaker 1: So sit back, relax as we move into your let's
Speaker 1: roll the music and let's just let it all unfold naturally.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Is there more than one Mitchell coom is on this podcast?
Speaker 8: Oh fuck you didn't, did you?
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the show. Celebrity Psychic
Speaker 1: to the Star's Mitchell Collos.
Speaker 8: Happy birthday you, Mitchell Koomb. Do you realize how many
Speaker 8: of your inquiries get lost in my d people asking
Speaker 8: for psychic readings?
Speaker 6: And you realize how much I get mistaken for you?
Speaker 6: And do you know because it is your birthday, I
Speaker 6: really believe that our birthday it holds a meaning in
Speaker 6: our lives, and I feel that our birthday is no accident.
Speaker 6: And so for you, I've looked at your numbers reading
Speaker 6: we're going.
Speaker 8: To get reads fantastic.
Speaker 1: Well you are.
Speaker 6: Look I've run the numbers on your birthday and what
Speaker 6: it means is this year you are in what we
Speaker 6: call a number three cycle in numerology and what that
Speaker 6: basically means is the past twelve months few Mitrill. It's
Speaker 6: always been about doing everything for everybody else, helping everybody else,
Speaker 6: putting everyone else's needs first. And this year it's about
Speaker 6: you saying, well, it's my turn. And that's exactly what
Speaker 6: you're now moving into. So I really want to say
Speaker 6: it's a year of personal happiness for you, and it's
Speaker 6: a year where you have to ask yourself constantly what
Speaker 6: do I want? What do I want? You know? Because
Speaker 6: it really is all about you dot com basically.
Speaker 1: Wow, well there you go.
Speaker 6: What how come when I'm looking at you? Well, how
Speaker 6: come when I'm looking at you on the screen, isn't
Speaker 6: this fine?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 6: Just does I've come on here? I'm actually seeing a gentleman.
Speaker 6: I'm seeing a man in the spirit world that is
Speaker 6: standing to this side of you, Mitchell, and that would
Speaker 6: be your dad's side. And so what yes, exactly where
Speaker 6: you've got your hand. I don't know if your dad's dad,
Speaker 6: so your pop if he has passed over, but there's
Speaker 6: a man here and it's like he's whistling and as
Speaker 6: he's doing this, there's like a dog that is running
Speaker 6: toward him, and I can hear a name being called
Speaker 6: and I don't know if the name is John or like, oh,
Speaker 6: there's this Jane name. He's calling out a name and
Speaker 6: I don't know if that name is like his name
Speaker 6: is in this man the dog.
Speaker 1: The dog's name is John.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's the little Johnny. He's the one that died
Speaker 8: in the septic tanker.
Speaker 1: Mitchell Couves were talking about this often. Mitchell Couves, this
Speaker 1: is so confusing. Mitchell's Mitchell's dog John fell into the
Speaker 1: septic ship pit.
Speaker 9: And dram he was the most noble, beautiful sheep dog
Speaker 9: and who was the most undignified death.
Speaker 8: He just accidentally fell into our shit.
Speaker 6: Really, But yeah, he's actually around you. And this is
Speaker 6: really interesting because people ask me all the time, can
Speaker 6: pets come through from spirit world in personal like you know,
Speaker 6: in sessions, and they do all the time. Well, well,
Speaker 6: that dog, he is around you, but he's with this
Speaker 6: man in the spirit world, which I and this man
Speaker 6: I feel belongs to your Dad's side of the family.
Speaker 6: That's how I feel it. And it's like he's calling
Speaker 6: out to this dog and I just see it running
Speaker 6: toward him. Isn't that bizarre? I mean, that's what I'm
Speaker 6: seeing around you basically, well.
Speaker 9: I hope my grandfather on my dad's side isn't dead.
Speaker 9: He's in hospital at the moment. Maybe I've got a
Speaker 9: call mom.
Speaker 6: No, so no, so it won't be him. It will
Speaker 6: be But it's a man on your dad's side. But
Speaker 6: isn't that interesting because what it tells me is is
Speaker 6: that if your pop, if your you know, granddad has
Speaker 6: been unwell, then there's a lot of love and support
Speaker 6: that's around him at this time from the other side.
Speaker 6: And so that's perhaps why as I've connected into you
Speaker 6: just now, I'm very zoned into your dad's side of
Speaker 6: the family because I imagine that that's on your mind more
Speaker 6: than anything right now. Wow, they know so, and you
Speaker 6: have just such a positive energy around you, and.
Speaker 1: I you know, I think you must be looking at me. Sorry,
Speaker 1: MIT's on the camera.
Speaker 6: Yeah, only only Mitchells have bright auras. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Mit. All tarot cards.
Speaker 6: Well yeah, yeah, these are these are my oracle cards.
Speaker 6: I have psychic solarical cards that I've released and I'm
Speaker 6: gonna draw cards for you.
Speaker 8: Of course.
Speaker 6: Well it's just yeah, I just I feel, Mit sure
Speaker 6: that you are a very spiritual person. Actually quite spiritual
Speaker 6: and very intuitive, and so this is why you're very psychic.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm sure that the other school Vouchfield sort
Speaker 6: of say when you meet somebody, think, you know what,
Speaker 6: I really don't like that person. I get a negative feeling.
Speaker 6: It's like you pick up on energy and you're very
Speaker 6: in tune with that.
Speaker 11: Would you guys say that's fair, Yeah, I will definitely.
Speaker 6: Oh I like these cards. So you have here the
Speaker 6: Guardian Angel Butterfly card and also the card the Butterfly
Speaker 6: of Successful Outcomes. Well, yeah, basically you know this card
Speaker 6: is all about bright prospects, good news, celebration. Well, of
Speaker 6: course it's your birthday, where celebrating at the same time, Well,
Speaker 6: that's it. But at the same time it shows me
Speaker 6: that pretty much this year moving forward, there is a
Speaker 6: lot of good news, a lot of bright prospects. Whatever
Speaker 6: you're putting your mind to. It's as though you're going
Speaker 6: to have great outcomes with and I feel that the
Speaker 6: universe is almost telling you you have to just trust.
Speaker 6: It's like this is a big time of trust for you.
Speaker 6: He's left his job in yourself. Well there you are,
Speaker 6: so so you would be feeling a little bit on edge,
Speaker 6: I imagine, and so this is really you finding your way,
Speaker 6: finding your trust, finding yourself.
Speaker 9: Who's William my brother in law? There's well, the grandfather
Speaker 9: on my dad's side. His middle name is William, so
Speaker 9: everyone calls him Bill. But then there's also my brother
Speaker 9: in law William.
Speaker 6: No no so so so because everybody calls your grandfather Bill,
Speaker 6: and because he and you know, and because he's been
Speaker 6: unwell and we keep off, we often call William as
Speaker 6: you say, Bill, and that's his middle name. I really
Speaker 6: feel it's actually about your granddad. I think it's about
Speaker 6: your grandfather. I really feel that there's a gentleman in
Speaker 6: the spirit world, and I don't know if he's lost
Speaker 6: a brother, but there's certainly a man in the spirit
Speaker 6: world that's very connected to your grandfather. I feel is
Speaker 6: watching over him and almost giving him what you could
Speaker 6: call is healing energy at this time, giving him positivity.
Speaker 6: I really feel that whatever the concerns are, I mean, look,
Speaker 6: you know, I don't predict negative things because I think
Speaker 6: there's enough you know, bs in the world, isn't there.
Speaker 6: It's a bit like you know, but I just get
Speaker 6: such an overwhelming sense that he's very protected but so
Speaker 6: are you. And there's this dog. It's sober, sad and
Speaker 6: when look, I don't want to say it out loud,
Speaker 6: but basically, when his time does come to cross over,
Speaker 6: just as miml as all of us as well, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I believe that dog will be there waiting for him.
Speaker 8: That's sweet.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I don't know what color this dog is that I see,
Speaker 6: like a brown brown, or weather or weather or if
Speaker 6: I'm seeing in black and white or web. Yeah, so
Speaker 6: he's there, he's well, and he's come to issh you
Speaker 6: happy birthday.
Speaker 9: Now I need to ask it's kind of annoying that
Speaker 9: you've been such a nice person today because now I
Speaker 9: have to ditch this running joke that you're my nemesis
Speaker 9: because a few years ago, I don't know if you
Speaker 9: or someone running your Twitter, but I was blocked by
Speaker 9: Mitchell Kombs on Twitter, and I've just had this running
Speaker 9: joke that, yeah, we hate each other, we're fear rivals.
Speaker 8: God, if you can just.
Speaker 9: Log onto Twitter dot com and unblocked me down. But
Speaker 9: you didn't see that coming.
Speaker 1: It was someone in his team. It was one of
Speaker 1: the archangels.
Speaker 8: Yes, oh, look.
Speaker 6: You know what, well, you know what the problem is. There.
Speaker 6: There was a time on Twitter specifically where there were
Speaker 6: so many fake profiles and people that were like coming
Speaker 6: and then they were scamming people out of money. Ah yeah,
Speaker 6: So I would imagine that whoever I had has seen
Speaker 6: you and gone, you know, oh my god, if there
Speaker 6: was some similarity, or if you were tweeting or something,
Speaker 6: and God, we have to shut this person down. So
Speaker 6: I apologize for that.
Speaker 8: No, I don't apologize. We're all good now terrible.
Speaker 6: Well, who were you telling that?
Speaker 10: You're that?
Speaker 6: I'm that were enemies?
Speaker 8: Everyone? Everyone, Oh, it's a joke.
Speaker 1: You're not actually saying your enemies, is it.
Speaker 9: I had this segment on my old podcast where people
Speaker 9: would call in. It was kind of a play on
Speaker 9: the fact that I always get in quietes a my
Speaker 9: DMS that it meant for you, and people would call
Speaker 9: in and I'd give like bullshit parody predictions and I'd
Speaker 9: be like, oh, well, saying is that dog Mitchell Coombs
Speaker 9: blocked me, I may well just steal his business.
Speaker 8: So I can't forward them.
Speaker 9: Under way, I'm kidding, I'll have to send you on God,
Speaker 9: how the fuck do I not How the hell do
Speaker 9: I not have that on my radar?
Speaker 6: People talks about their friking camp and their people. I'm
Speaker 6: gonna have to like sack them.
Speaker 1: Basically, mitually, you're getting anything for the podcast, any any
Speaker 1: anything coming to you from the show card.
Speaker 6: Let's well, let's store a card show.
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, let's oh well, I've drawn two cards
Speaker 10: and the cards are spiritual signs and new Ideas, which
Speaker 10: basically just means will be on the cover of New
Speaker 10: Idea magazine.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, shouldn't stay ongazine that there's lots of
Speaker 1: new energy, new ideas, So watch this space.
Speaker 6: Basically, I think with you guys, we know this, don't
Speaker 6: we expect the unexpected? I mean, god, it's all unpredictable
Speaker 6: with you lot, yes, a bit.
Speaker 9: I'll just be mid conversation and then my namesake will
Speaker 9: pop up on the screen.
Speaker 8: Very unpredictable.
Speaker 1: Mitchell the other Mitchell God. We need nicknames, guys, Mitchell
Speaker 1: Combs dot com, get tickets, get a reading. We adore you.
Speaker 1: Thank you for coming on bridging the gap, and we'll
Speaker 1: talk to you soon. This is great me.
Speaker 9: Happy birthday, Mitchell Curve, Thank you, Mitchell Coombs.
Speaker 6: See see you guys.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, that wasn't that lovely when he told
Speaker 9: me that I just need to focus on what I
Speaker 9: want and can I just tell you right now?
Speaker 8: What I want is the top up?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 8: Don't?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 4: of mitches.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a little bitch. There we go, geez.
Speaker 9: We forgot to cheer early, cheer everyone, bring me it again?
Speaker 1: You've already drunk it.
Speaker 4: I just.
Speaker 1: By the time go on to cheers, it was empty.
Speaker 8: My father's done.
Speaker 1: Anyway. Are you enjoying your birthday shows?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I am God what happens from here?
Speaker 1: It will take a little break to do some some reviews. Now,
Speaker 1: this is when we make it your birthday. If you
Speaker 1: want a little birthday present and win yourself Season three
Speaker 1: Commemorative Is it just me? Mug now in pink? Get
Speaker 1: your review read out on the podcast. Then you've got
Speaker 1: a week to message prize keeper Jenna and Instagram. That right, honey,
Speaker 1: how it got that out, didn't I?
Speaker 8: You can buy one as well if you had the
Speaker 8: Lincoln our Instagram buyer. If you want to buy a mug, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know heavy lifting from you? That was so light true,
Speaker 1: don't bruise yourself, Nicole many Many went to Facebook and
Speaker 1: says by far the best podcast out there between COM's
Speaker 1: hilarious sarcasm, churies outrageous humor and Jenna's an amazing laugh. Oh there,
Speaker 1: that's pretty good. That's pretty good. I can't get enough
Speaker 1: of these idiots. Special shout out to dot wigans. They
Speaker 1: truly represent the lovely old ladies out there.
Speaker 6: Many many I like her.
Speaker 1: Well, we like her too. Now we've got some complaints,
Speaker 1: but I wasn't going deep enough in the reviews, did we. Well,
Speaker 1: someone message me, you know how I like to say
Speaker 1: that someone dms me.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean you tend to do three whatever. The
Speaker 9: most recent ones are so for those playing along at home.
Speaker 9: If you want to win a mug get it in
Speaker 9: and like late in the week, maybe like a cheoth
Speaker 9: there a wedday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Lizzie May has done that. She says, best road
Speaker 1: trip podcast ever. You guys are the best. It feels
Speaker 1: like I'm sitting around listening to my friends on a
Speaker 1: Friday night. Love you all, Turo, Mitch and Jenna. This
Speaker 1: gets me through lots of long road trips and makes
Speaker 1: me smile and be happy. Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 1: No thank you. Wow, you've got a week. It's a message,
Speaker 1: Jenna Win, you sell a mug. Now, as we speak
Speaker 1: of our idiots and our beloved listeners, they're a big
Speaker 1: part of the show. Them listening keeps us on the cloud.
Speaker 1: Of course, it keeps us going, doesn't it. Of course
Speaker 1: we wouldn't be here without them, and we love them.
Speaker 1: And if you're not part of our jury idiots, a
Speaker 1: secret Facebook group, I mean, what are you waiting for?
Speaker 1: It really is like a little community, there isn't it.
Speaker 1: Mitchell stopped looking at the screen because he knows something's coming.
Speaker 8: He does just right. Well, am I not allowed to
Speaker 8: look at what's coming on the screen.
Speaker 7: Sam's out there.
Speaker 1: Sam's controlling and he's got this big file that we're
Speaker 1: about to open. I don't want you to read it.
Speaker 8: There's all this clicking happening around.
Speaker 1: Me, secret clicking. Sam. Please load up what we've created
Speaker 1: for you. The listeners wanted to express how much they
Speaker 1: loved you.
Speaker 8: Oh that's such an original idea. That's exactly what I
Speaker 8: did for your birth.
Speaker 1: Sam. Open up the file.
Speaker 8: Please, the video file that is one up on me.
Speaker 8: It's video with this is therein idiots?
Speaker 1: Oh look sending their love for you on their birthday
Speaker 1: role at Sam.
Speaker 7: Hi, it's Hailey.
Speaker 11: I hope you have a great birthday, Combs, and thank
Speaker 11: you for being a funny hump.
Speaker 6: I hope you have the most amazing day.
Speaker 1: I hope you have an amazing birthday, and I hope
Speaker 1: that Mitch Chruy and jennisplay are you Hi, It's Jenny,
Speaker 1: have your birthday card.
Speaker 8: Truly happy birthday you.
Speaker 4: Just wishing you a happy birthday and I hope you
Speaker 4: have a great day.
Speaker 1: The vie.
Speaker 4: With you to a happy twenty fifth birthday and thanks
Speaker 4: for always making me laugh.
Speaker 9: I hope you have an amazing birthday, and remember that
Speaker 9: all of us city its love you.
Speaker 1: My name is Tiffany and I'm your biggest fan. Happy birthday,
Speaker 1: My love you, absolute hurt Hi Darling, it's eat ships
Speaker 1: birthday ever.
Speaker 8: Perfect, beautiful, Oh how lovely?
Speaker 1: A thank God.
Speaker 6: Yes of her with your birthday. Just hoping that you'll
Speaker 6: get speech. I just want to loish your happy birthday.
Speaker 6: Great congcous.
Speaker 1: Couple, A couple of talking absolutely ship. We love you.
Speaker 1: Thanks birthday, Hope, Jenna and contracept you drive from saying
Speaker 1: spoil you a lot.
Speaker 6: Thanks for being the Queen of TikTok love you.
Speaker 8: Thank you for all the.
Speaker 9: Laughs and love that you've given us Durant idiots.
Speaker 6: We absolutely love the work that you do as well
Speaker 6: as Mitch, Jenna and contraceptive diaphragm Sam. Thank you and
Speaker 6: keep up the great work.
Speaker 8: Will do others. You're still my friend.
Speaker 1: The Hollie water Kums.
Speaker 3: Happy birthday.
Speaker 6: Hope you're having a great day.
Speaker 8: I locked up with Isabella.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Mitchell. Hope you're having an amazing day.
Speaker 9: I love you lots and I hope you're celebrating in
Speaker 9: the best way possible birthday.
Speaker 8: You'd be hung Jenna, I miss your faith.
Speaker 1: I hope that you have a wonderful day. I love
Speaker 1: you so very much.
Speaker 8: This is Milan from California.
Speaker 9: I hope you're extremely beautiful, beautiful birthday because you are
Speaker 9: an amazing human being.
Speaker 6: Hi just wishing you are happy.
Speaker 7: Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Mitch Kums, lots of love friend thea. Why not,
Speaker 1: hope you have a great day. That's as Happy birthday
Speaker 1: from London.
Speaker 10: It's hurry, have a drink on me and I hope
Speaker 10: that isn't too bad your birthday.
Speaker 6: It's Josh from detail of the podcast, wishing you a
Speaker 6: massive happy birthday, and I'm so glad that I couldn't
Speaker 6: see your comedy performance. But next time you're in Brisbane,
Speaker 6: let's get taco bell.
Speaker 9: I just want to wish you the happiest birthday and
Speaker 9: such a successful and enjoyable next year of your life.
Speaker 7: Happy birthday, Micho.
Speaker 2: I'll hope you have a great day.
Speaker 7: Jesus Arms, it's Benny.
Speaker 6: I just wanted to jump on here and say, happy
Speaker 6: fucking birthday, Darlan.
Speaker 1: I want to thank you so much for all the
Speaker 1: hilarious content you've provided me and everyone else over the
Speaker 1: past five years.
Speaker 6: I hope you have a great birthday and lots of
Speaker 6: love for me.
Speaker 1: Oh with my fly, Happy birthday to you.
Speaker 8: Thank you birthday.
Speaker 7: Hope you have a great day.
Speaker 8: Sorry that you're in lockdown and we can't come and
Speaker 8: see you.
Speaker 1: Enjoy it anyway and we'll catch up. So emotional. That
Speaker 1: was your family at the end.
Speaker 8: Yes, just in case you didn't knock out. Yeah, thanks
Speaker 8: for that. Oh how sweet? Thank you everyone.
Speaker 9: I kept forgetting that that wasn't just another guest on Zoom.
Speaker 9: I was like talking to them and I was like,
Speaker 9: all right, they can't talk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just sing, have a shandan and relax.
Speaker 8: I am look at my feet up and everything.
Speaker 1: Now they all love you.
Speaker 8: Happy birthday, thank you.
Speaker 1: Halfway to fifty.
Speaker 8: Oh when you put it like I know somebody that.
Speaker 1: To me on my twenty fifth, and it just really
Speaker 1: rubs it in, isn't it?
Speaker 8: What do you reckon? My quarter life crisis will be?
Speaker 9: I have been thinking about going blonde anyway, but it's
Speaker 9: like everyone's going to think that's what the reason is.
Speaker 1: Was the broken dick, not the quarter life crisis?
Speaker 8: Guys, No, that was more of a personal crisis.
Speaker 1: Have you not had it yet?
Speaker 6: Shit?
Speaker 1: I thought we'd been.
Speaker 8: Through yours reached it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, oh no, oh no no. I was ready
Speaker 1: to get out of here.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is super secret birthday guess number three. Contracepted
Speaker 1: die framed Sam at the mark. Wow, we have to
Speaker 1: get that alarm disinstalled?
Speaker 8: Yes, quite pack. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: Well, this is what happens when celebrities go on any show.
Speaker 1: I've been told I do at Mitch till midnight.
Speaker 8: Fuck, someone's ava, Maxie?
Speaker 9: Should we gaslight the guests? And we're like, sorry, guys,
Speaker 9: another time they're the fire.
Speaker 1: This is your birthday surprise. Sit back and relax. Please
Speaker 1: welcome the final birthday guess announcing they come back. In
Speaker 1: twenty twenty, They released their first song in six years,
Speaker 1: Burn You Down, in March twenty twenty. It's shot Sex, Shot.
Speaker 8: Develop, I'll be.
Speaker 1: Sean is here. Oh God, hello mates, Oh man, you
Speaker 1: we are good. Mitchell. Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Thank you
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 9: I twenty five, right, and remember what we were saying
Speaker 9: the other day, Janna, when Jack Vigem was here. It's
Speaker 9: like when you're a fan of someone when you're when
Speaker 9: you're young, it just kind of it always stays with you.
Speaker 8: So I'm just like, oh, short sack of talking to me.
Speaker 1: Sean Shortstack are back.
Speaker 6: Right, yeah, which is crazy.
Speaker 9: It's like today we got like our first I don't
Speaker 9: I even say this like a first when things get
Speaker 9: back together.
Speaker 1: Hey, jeezs to you. We're all pissed anyway, soe wow,
Speaker 1: Sean Mitch is such a big Shortstack fan. He adores you.
Speaker 1: We've even done something with Sean in the past on
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I was telling you about how I noticed that Sean
Speaker 9: followed me on Instagram and I was like dying my
Speaker 9: inner fan girl. That's just kind of unwavering. Yeah, was
Speaker 9: very excited about that. And then you took my phone
Speaker 9: and tried to call him and it.
Speaker 1: Was Yeah, it was the whole thing.
Speaker 8: Yeah, very embarrassing. But anyway, here you are.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 6: Can I like your stuff?
Speaker 9: You guys are funny.
Speaker 1: I love thank you, Thank you mate. That's very we
Speaker 1: appreciate that. And let me tell you, Sean.
Speaker 10: Sean was just like, do you feel like, because you
Speaker 10: guys are like TikTok famous as well, do you feel
Speaker 10: like older people.
Speaker 4: Don't get it? They don't get the TikTok well get
Speaker 4: the other Instagram thing.
Speaker 9: Well that kind of works for us, to be honest,
Speaker 9: we don't necessarily want them to get it.
Speaker 1: It's it's a different thing. Yeah, we're happy that they
Speaker 1: don't get it. And my parents wouldn't know how to
Speaker 1: listen to a podcast if they try, So I.
Speaker 9: Really do need to thank you for just kind of
Speaker 9: keeping up with my taste in men, because when you
Speaker 9: were in the tight skinny jeans, like emo looking guy,
Speaker 9: That's what I was into at the time. And now
Speaker 9: you've got a child and it so happens that I'm
Speaker 9: into daddy's now. So you've just really adasted with my
Speaker 9: knees really, so thank you for that.
Speaker 1: You're more welcome.
Speaker 8: Don't all of those short Sacked members have kids?
Speaker 2: Now? We all do.
Speaker 9: Yes, I got two, and the boys all have one each,
Speaker 9: and we all have beards as well, so we're like,
Speaker 9: we're fully embracing this whole dad thing. It's a little
Speaker 9: bit less rock star, but I still love it. I
Speaker 9: feel like I'm growing up with short Sack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, can't wait for your old man face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll do the RSL clubs.
Speaker 1: The Mitchell will be there.
Speaker 9: I've already been to one of the Orange ex services,
Speaker 9: so like I've done it once, I'll do it again.
Speaker 1: Are you short stacking on?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We played, they didn't.
Speaker 8: Yeah. My dad drove me down especially for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's sick.
Speaker 7: It was just very strange.
Speaker 4: It was like this old ladies place and we were
Speaker 4: playing there.
Speaker 1: Don't forget Mitch is a country voice, so that's his
Speaker 1: rudo Orange it is. Yeah, I sean, this is all
Speaker 1: we wanted, a great, big birthday surprise. You're an absolute legend.
Speaker 1: He's so nervous, she's very often speechless, but you've done it. Sean.
Speaker 6: Oh well, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Have you have a good one. Thanks Sean, love you bye,
Speaker 1: Love you guys. You can get tickets to the rescheduled
Speaker 1: Australian tour November December twenty twenty one special guest between
Speaker 1: you and me Frontier Touring dot Com. See Sean, we'll
Speaker 1: talk soon. Thanks May. That was awesome. I've got at him.
Speaker 8: If he fucking lived. Wow, he's in the central coast.
Speaker 8: There reception, no fucking good, he's near.
Speaker 1: The beaches, let me tell you. Trying to get him
Speaker 1: on the show. Oh that was hell.
Speaker 8: Oh why do you say that?
Speaker 1: He's got an Android? And he wasn't answering FaceTime calls.
Speaker 1: I wanted to prep him this morning and he didn't answer,
Speaker 1: and he's like, can we skype? I'm like, what do
Speaker 1: you mean skype? She's stuck in the air. That short
Speaker 1: stack were big? Anyway, Mitchell, happy birthday very much.
Speaker 8: God, I don't even know what to say. Been you've
Speaker 8: been throwing it at me.
Speaker 1: It's wow, I know, I know. Well, we can take
Speaker 1: your breath now. You haven't even had one of those cookies.
Speaker 9: Yeah no, Because I respect our listeners who always ride
Speaker 9: in and say that they hate us eating on the show.
Speaker 1: Hey, let's take a breath or we're about to finish.
Speaker 1: After that, you can eat after that. Now, pick who's
Speaker 1: your favorite guest?
Speaker 9: Oh no, I couldn't possibly. No, I couldn't possibly. Okay,
Speaker 9: the one that I got, actually, they were all. I
Speaker 9: wasn't expecting any of them. The one that I got
Speaker 9: the biggest shock from was Bridy Carter.
Speaker 1: From the lad thought.
Speaker 8: I was like, what the fuck is she right in
Speaker 8: front of me?
Speaker 9: But then I never would have predicted Mitchell Combs. He
Speaker 9: could have predicted it.
Speaker 8: But you know, so all of them were a shock.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 8: There was no favorite. No, Mitchell's fucking reception was the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was crystal clear, very cool. Bad body prediction too,
Speaker 1: bang on. I can't believe we got the ship picked up.
Speaker 8: I'm going to have to send that audio to Mum
Speaker 8: and dad.
Speaker 9: Just be like, let Pop know that there was some
Speaker 9: sort of male figure on his side watching over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you finally had a podcast birthday.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 8: Thank you very much. Too good to me.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, we'll see you back next week for
Speaker 1: a very lackluster show.
Speaker 8: Hey, I'm back producing, Baby, it won't be lackluster. Actually
Speaker 8: very impressive.
Speaker 9: I've got to say you're creeping towards passing probation.
Speaker 8: Three guests in one show. You can do it. See
Speaker 8: you can do it.
Speaker 1: If that didn't get me pass probation, what fucking will?
Speaker 8: I'm a very hard task master.
Speaker 1: Darlan next week the Darlai Lama. Fuck. If I thought
Speaker 1: it was hard getting Sean dimny, the d alarm will
Speaker 1: be like, can I cup? I'm like no, Darla Lama.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll see you next week, guys, see you
Speaker 1: next week. Guys.
Speaker 4: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of mies.
Speaker 5: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I'll go on. I've got to do it. Ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: welcome to a d D Brief the Ship Parties.
Speaker 11: One segment, we pretend we're going and then we yeah,
Speaker 11: keep chatting away, chatting away. Just don't listen, don't But
Speaker 11: we're just a little bit more of our gronky celves
Speaker 11: here and we don't want everyone to see that side
Speaker 11: of us, so we tricked the luthers out of listening.
Speaker 1: This is the after party, as we say, there's no fitting.
Speaker 8: Today's a birthday party. Yeah, the after party.
Speaker 1: And contracepted die forhram. Sam is coming to join the party,
Speaker 1: join the round table. There's not that much left. You
Speaker 1: don't have a mic, pread everything else. What happens?
Speaker 8: A tea bag gone rogue? No, see what I mean
Speaker 8: when I say this isn't the best part of the show.
Speaker 9: Now we also meet to pick up a mic and
Speaker 9: it caught my tea bag.
Speaker 1: Oh dear geez, someone called back Sean. Don't he.
Speaker 8: Was that appropriate to tell him that? I think it's
Speaker 8: a daddy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that he is a daddy. Now, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: we haven't done the birthday tradition. We did get you
Speaker 1: a chucky mudcake from Coles.
Speaker 8: Yeah again, I don't want to eat on the show.
Speaker 1: You have to cut it though, comes out dirty.
Speaker 8: I have to kiss the closest gal.
Speaker 1: I don't want it to come out dirty. No, I
Speaker 1: came out dirty. My mom was very mad.
Speaker 7: All right, everyone's seeing ready, you're.
Speaker 1: So out of time.
Speaker 11: Oh, it definitely came out dirty. Oh that's fun and feel.
Speaker 8: Oh dick, god, this show's felt so self indulgent. Let's
Speaker 8: talk about someone else other than.
Speaker 1: Me, Mitchell Coobs. He was a great guess. Oh dear,
Speaker 1: let's all have some cake. Mitchell, why don't you have
Speaker 1: a sugar cookie? Laane cookie?
Speaker 8: I will seriously, people don't like it's eating on the shop,
Speaker 8: I'll do it later.
Speaker 1: I want you to try one.
Speaker 8: I want nothing more than to try one, but I
Speaker 8: don't want to be a pig.
Speaker 1: Well, I also haven't seen them. I just want to
Speaker 1: look at them.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, he goes, they don't actually want cake? Over here,
Speaker 8: I'll have a slice. Yeah, why not?
Speaker 1: Oh, Jenna, have you seen these?
Speaker 8: Labella Isabella?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 8: Look at them. A clever little girl, so hard cookie.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure this is a screenshot from a video
Speaker 1: I had to get. Really, I couldn't find a HD
Speaker 1: photo of Isabella anywhere.
Speaker 8: Oh you couldn't ask me, of course.
Speaker 1: Fuck, don't you look great?
Speaker 8: How did you get Oh?
Speaker 9: I just realized that's why I was kicked out of
Speaker 9: the Indurant Idiots through.
Speaker 1: Oh, you've realized.
Speaker 9: I just thought that because I've had Facebook glitches all week,
Speaker 9: like all things that keeps asking me to reverify my page,
Speaker 9: like oh, you're definitely the owner, and I'm like, it's
Speaker 9: my fucking name, like and so I've had issues all week,
Speaker 9: and so I thought that it just kicked me out
Speaker 9: of the group there week and that.
Speaker 1: Why, Oh, it was very stressful.
Speaker 9: But you did realize that I can access the group
Speaker 9: through a couple of minutes, so I just let myself
Speaker 9: back in.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I see any of it.
Speaker 7: And you know, why didn't you flag it with me?
Speaker 8: Because I knew, but I.
Speaker 1: Thought you want to crush me.
Speaker 8: I don't see any of it.
Speaker 1: Oh, good, Well, it was only up for twenty four hours.
Speaker 8: Yes, okay, that must have been while I was oblivious.
Speaker 1: I filmed a video with my ringline.
Speaker 8: A lot of effort went into thank you, and I.
Speaker 1: Said, guys, you've got twenty four hours to film a video,
Speaker 1: and then I said we need the videos by Monday,
Speaker 1: so Sam can edit.
Speaker 8: Oh, poor Sam had to edit it.
Speaker 1: I know, thank you Sam.
Speaker 3: That's okay.
Speaker 4: I did that three minutes before the show started. So
Speaker 4: that's the amount of care and dedication I have.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, see, look at these cookies. Now, do you
Speaker 1: want to eat Mitch's His face was pussy.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 8: I think you'll find they're not yours to offer.
Speaker 4: I I do feel as though that I've always wanted
Speaker 4: to lick at least one face of a match.
Speaker 9: Oh, my god, you've offered to fuck me, and now
Speaker 9: you're saying you want to look at me like this
Speaker 9: is it.
Speaker 1: Something you want to say them I've always hated Isabelle.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy it. Guys.
Speaker 9: I was being respectful and not eating on the podcast,
Speaker 9: and now I'm the only one not eating my own cookie.
Speaker 8: That I never said you could eat. Isabella, thank you
Speaker 8: for asking. Jenny you mad? You're both dead to me?
Speaker 3: That's fine. It seems like a you issue.
Speaker 8: Oh I noticed that there's more isabel with missing than me.
Speaker 8: All right, they're the clear favorite. Yeah, good good.
Speaker 1: Did you like the fan messages they cute from all
Speaker 1: around the world.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they were far out.
Speaker 3: Don't but this just seems a bit off.
Speaker 8: Oh you're eating me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the whole thing.
Speaker 4: Like, I also have to make that decision whether I slowly,
Speaker 4: like devour you from the bottom up, de capitate you
Speaker 4: early on like a tiny teddy.
Speaker 8: Don't you bite my head off?
Speaker 9: Did you actually put me on these cookies just so
Speaker 9: that you could have that joke of the two things
Speaker 9: you love most of yourself and Isabella?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it, sugar Coo Lane said, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: This sounds disgusting.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I hate it.
Speaker 1: Apologies?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Did I do well? Did I do well?
Speaker 8: Yeah? You did well?
Speaker 1: You did well. Let me tell you, Bradie Bridy Carter
Speaker 1: can Bridy Carter canceled at the fucking twelve twenty third hour.
Speaker 1: Whatever that expression is, Yep, you need some water?
Speaker 8: You just like Brady card Cat.
Speaker 1: No, I'm right, it's a sugar. Brady Carter canceled the
Speaker 1: twelve hour?
Speaker 8: Really why?
Speaker 1: No reasons? Scheduling conflicts, but.
Speaker 8: What you got on Bridy no offense?
Speaker 1: And then I got another email saying, Hi, Mitch, Bridy's
Speaker 1: commitments have been canceled. She loved to do it.
Speaker 9: I'm like, that's sweet, but you know that she charges
Speaker 9: fucking mint on cameos.
Speaker 8: I'm surprised you did that for free.
Speaker 1: Well let me see him. I looked in there and
Speaker 1: I thought, no, I got Brady's manager's number on my phone.
Speaker 1: What's making it happen?
Speaker 10: So?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 8: Is that? How okay?
Speaker 1: Not paying a cent for Bridy Carter. Mitchell Combs was
Speaker 1: four grand on cameo. That's how we got him. Mitchell
Speaker 1: Combs was so willing, But I will say we had
Speaker 1: to have a long prep call before this, What do
Speaker 1: you mean blocking situation?
Speaker 9: Can you not on Mike stop the whole block? Guess
Speaker 9: who has to deal with the complaints not you, me
Speaker 9: and Jenna.
Speaker 1: What do you mean what complaints?
Speaker 8: People were saying that they hate us eating on the
Speaker 8: podcast and the sound.
Speaker 1: Of well they just messaged you to Oh guys, don't
Speaker 1: tell Mitch know.
Speaker 8: We're the ones that check couple of Mitch cms.
Speaker 1: I check it.
Speaker 8: Oh, well, then you go. You get the complaints too.
Speaker 8: Don't do it to yourself.
Speaker 1: Sean Diviney. Sean Diviney was organized in the couple of
Speaker 1: Mitch's dms. Do you know how hard that was to
Speaker 1: keep away from you?
Speaker 8: What did you do? I didn't see any of that.
Speaker 1: I moved it to the hidden folder, which I didn't
Speaker 1: even know you could do.
Speaker 8: There's a hidden yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I kept forgetting retired from social media pro I kept
Speaker 1: forgetting to go back, so I'd message him. Because there's
Speaker 1: no notifications for the hidden folder, I'd be.
Speaker 9: Like, the easiest way around that in that you just
Speaker 9: use your own Instagram.
Speaker 1: Yes, but he needs me a problem because I got
Speaker 1: his number in the process all worked out, I've got
Speaker 1: Sean's number that was d This has been in the
Speaker 1: process for a long time. It's finally finished. You can
Speaker 1: finally rest.
Speaker 8: So what guests have you got for us next week? Dieto?
Speaker 8: Is she come through?
Speaker 1: We won't be having another guest for a year.
Speaker 7: Is the Lama really coming on?
Speaker 10: Is not?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 1: He said, No, I haven't heard back from Dita yet.
Speaker 8: I did really message to the other is it just
Speaker 8: me podcasts? You have had her? So they've got some
Speaker 8: sort of contact.
Speaker 1: I messaged Joe Welvin on Instagram really yes, and she
Speaker 1: gave me the contact. I am out of the contact.
Speaker 1: He will be back with my local contact, who said, no,
Speaker 1: we don't have access to.
Speaker 9: Your local contact. Then why the fuck do you want?
Speaker 9: Didoes dead said?
Speaker 1: And then they said, oh, when she releases new music,
Speaker 1: she'll do like one article with you know, Bleach Brown
Speaker 1: and rock smag or something like something really died, like
Speaker 1: a really random like Nature and Prams magazine. Like she
Speaker 1: just chooses the most niche market and does one interview.
Speaker 8: Then how did she end up on is it just
Speaker 8: me the podcast? Not ours? The other one?
Speaker 1: Well, Joe Elvin said, we're old friends so and they're British.
Speaker 8: I will tell him to put in a good word.
Speaker 9: No, Joe, give her a call and say hey, didough
Speaker 9: fuck what the label says. But just go on these
Speaker 9: fags podcasts will Yeah, now we.
Speaker 8: Not give me a phone. I'll do a voice now.
Speaker 1: Now we knocked Joe Elvin off number one in the
Speaker 1: iTunes charts, and there's bad blood.
Speaker 8: It's not he gave you the contact.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, I'm only assuming. So Dido's in the work.
Speaker 1: So maybe next birthday twenty sixth.
Speaker 8: Nah, you keep you keep hustling. Hell, guys, I'm exhausted.
Speaker 3: We're very proud of you.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: You've done very well.
Speaker 1: I mean, I do it for my own show. But
Speaker 1: then this show, what are you doing to celebrate tonight?
Speaker 9: Mitchell as in the Sunday that this episode comes out? Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 9: I'm having to put myself in the future. You're like,
Speaker 9: what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 8: And I thought, got ship.
Speaker 1: Well we are in lockdown, there's not mu chicken.
Speaker 8: Well that's the thing. Nothing. And also our Instagram live
Speaker 8: like we do this Sunday night.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 8: That's the true.
Speaker 1: Where'd your party hat go?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: Do we give him one?
Speaker 8: I thought I looked a bit stupid.
Speaker 9: I'm going to use this video when there's guesses and
Speaker 9: I'm just got a fucking hat, like I just looked
Speaker 9: like a parking car.
Speaker 1: How do I look? Is my still there? Do you
Speaker 1: feel it? But numb?
Speaker 8: Is there any more?
Speaker 1: And then bubbles like that's it? It was an expensive
Speaker 1: bottle too, Okay, Chandan, Now you guys want to give
Speaker 1: your gifts to Mitchell.
Speaker 4: Ah, yeah, Oh I gave the badge. Oh yeah, Jenna,
Speaker 4: you're past and this I have written specifically for you.
Speaker 3: I've dragged the organ back out.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, conserve you interpretation that has not changed it all.
Speaker 9: I feel like this is just the biggest like representation
Speaker 9: of twenty twenty one, a wilted rose. With what Jenna
Speaker 9: gave me, she probably fetched it out of the bin
Speaker 9: that Amanda Chela throws her coffee in.
Speaker 1: Jenna, that's a bit rough. I gave the badge, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that we paid for.
Speaker 8: Was that on the kiddio?
Speaker 1: No, no, chan, we have the we have the recepts.
Speaker 1: Wasn't on the kiddio? The muffins weren't the muffins. There's
Speaker 1: no muffins.
Speaker 8: There's no muffins.
Speaker 1: You're right, I need a water here the cat was.
Speaker 1: He go as if we brought you a cat, thank you.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get you another cat.
Speaker 8: Oh, Isabella would hate that. Actually, I don't know. I
Speaker 8: never had it with another cat.
Speaker 9: Someone suggests that the other day that I should take
Speaker 9: my cat on a play date with Jenner's.
Speaker 8: So we're going to go to the.
Speaker 9: The lawn that's Jenner's mansion. Oh god, and see if
Speaker 9: how Isabella takes to her.
Speaker 11: Yes, because they've both got harnesses and everything.
Speaker 9: Walk.
Speaker 1: I watched that install live. It was like a fever dream.
Speaker 1: It was so bizarre.
Speaker 8: She's loving it.
Speaker 1: Did she enjoy the walk? Because some cats hate it?
Speaker 1: When I had a guinea pig, we used to walk
Speaker 1: in and catch hated it.
Speaker 8: They're barely conscious half the time.
Speaker 1: Pet's Paradise had guinea pig leads.
Speaker 8: Actually, I got my guinea pig rustler lead as well.
Speaker 8: I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's like one lead fits all,
Speaker 1: like if it's for all small rodents. I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 9: I wouldn't actually walk the guinea pig, but I would
Speaker 9: use the lead because every time I let him go, Bro,
Speaker 9: you'd just go into these.
Speaker 11: Really hard to reach places. I just use it to
Speaker 11: basically pull him back, coax him back out.
Speaker 1: What would he sound like again?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the poor little bastard. He's just trying to escape
Speaker 4: the march of prison that is his life.
Speaker 9: I let him out the cage to go wandering. I
Speaker 9: was I was a good parent. He had a whole
Speaker 9: farm to play with, but.
Speaker 8: He got shuck under an auger. I'm not going to
Speaker 8: leave him there with his.
Speaker 4: Life inspectacy, that's like a whole week of his life.
Speaker 4: He was able to run for the hills, hoping for freedom,
Speaker 4: and they just rain him back in.
Speaker 9: Yeah. Well I don't want him to get stuck. Also,
Speaker 9: I was so good to that guinea pig, and did he.
Speaker 1: Bother to show up?
Speaker 9: By Mitchell kems n fucking Rustle, I've got a message
Speaker 9: from your guinea pig.
Speaker 8: What did he have to say?
Speaker 1: It's funny say that.
Speaker 8: Imagine you could have fooled me. I don't have to imagine.
Speaker 9: Imagine he gaso lipped me into thinking my guinea pigs
Speaker 9: talking to me from heaven.
Speaker 6: On the grove.
Speaker 8: I know where his grave is.
Speaker 1: I'd dug it. Did you where? Really?
Speaker 3: Check again? He might not be there?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh god, We buried our first guinea pig under our
Speaker 1: mango tree in the backyard. Didn't have a harvest of
Speaker 1: mangoes ever since soured those mangoes right the corpse of
Speaker 1: that pig.
Speaker 8: I didn't hang on.
Speaker 9: I didn't realize that you got the remains of the
Speaker 9: guinea pig back from the fucking sea eagle grip, that
Speaker 9: the sea eagle picked up Patch, fucked off and just
Speaker 9: had his wicked way with it.
Speaker 1: It did.
Speaker 9: This is the first guinn pig, multiple skinny pis we have.
Speaker 1: Poor Patch, though I've told this, the size of a football.
Speaker 8: He was picked up by a sea hawk and murdered.
Speaker 1: So I'm not joke.
Speaker 9: I'll be the I'll be the hawk, You'll be the
Speaker 9: guinea pig. This is exactly how it happened.
Speaker 1: Ah Mom, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 7: Give Patch the celery heads. Hatch, hatch that's this long, Mitch.
Speaker 1: I found one hawk feather man covered in pig blood.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's what happened, poor Pat. No we knew
Speaker 1: because there were there were actually like feathers and a
Speaker 1: hunt because guinea pigs fur just like falls out, like
Speaker 1: there was like hunks of fur and feathers so was
Speaker 1: he either killed, We don't know, but he was taken anywhere.
Speaker 9: So you don't you didn't witness that being carried away. Oh,
Speaker 9: anything could have happened.
Speaker 1: Feathers and guinea pig for he also lived in a
Speaker 1: dog hut. He did like a dog kennel. He didn't
Speaker 1: live in a he was free range.
Speaker 8: Well that where you went wrong?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, No, I always got to buy those cage
Speaker 1: three pigs.
Speaker 4: So all three of you grew up with guinea pigs. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there's something that I've missed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you have growing up with? Were dog boy?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: No pets?
Speaker 4: No, we had a stray cat that came round to
Speaker 4: our house that we kind of took in as one
Speaker 4: of our own, except my dad didn't like the idea
Speaker 4: of having a stray cat, so we just left it
Speaker 4: outside and it stayed there for six days.
Speaker 1: So you had the opportunity to adopt and way home
Speaker 1: this cat.
Speaker 4: And it just stayed on our balcony for six day
Speaker 4: is wanting us to feed it, wanting a home, wanting love,
Speaker 4: But no.
Speaker 9: Never had a writing music, Jenna bringing the dog.
Speaker 1: Your first pets are fucking shot them?
Speaker 3: Pony Good money isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now, look, happy birthday. Thanks, you can't see your family. Sorry.
Speaker 1: That wasn't rubbing in. That was that you can't see
Speaker 1: your family. That was a segue into the message because
Speaker 1: your mom was like, oh well look, after informing I
Speaker 1: told her all the surprise I had in store, she
Speaker 1: was like, thank you, You're such a good friend and
Speaker 1: no worries Jane, And then she said, oh, I want
Speaker 1: to refilm. She had to reshoot it.
Speaker 8: What was the original draft?
Speaker 1: Her? But then she got with Nicole and the grandkids?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 1: I said, what about Mark? And she never applied. He's
Speaker 1: tiling a bathroom somewhere.
Speaker 8: Mark's like, who yeah the psidekick?
Speaker 1: No your brother? And wasn't that great Mitchell curse?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, birthday?
Speaker 1: I'd never forget? What's wrong?
Speaker 8: J What are you laughing at?
Speaker 1: Jennet? Did get the moke cake from coals?
Speaker 8: From more?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 8: Sorry, Well that's big of you.
Speaker 1: To be clarified.
Speaker 9: And the lies and the yeah there is actually a
Speaker 9: bowl of snakes right in front of me, And can
Speaker 9: I just say here's actually because I was robbed of
Speaker 9: my Jim, can I do mine?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: How have you not a sad effect? Marry?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sure, because now I can't claim that I
Speaker 1: did a show on my own.
Speaker 8: This isn't work, Okay, good?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: Do you feel that lollies are often neglected from adult platters? Yes,
Speaker 8: I don't.
Speaker 9: Want your fucking Quint's pace. I want my strawberry and
Speaker 9: I feel like these are often left out and overlooked,
Speaker 9: these little snakes and stuff. And I was so thrilled
Speaker 9: I came in and there was lollies everywhere. I was like, fuck, yeah,
Speaker 9: I feel like I'm a kid again.
Speaker 1: I don't want a block of fucking marinated kalamata olives exactly.
Speaker 1: I want a snake.
Speaker 4: Being said, I did have like ten of them while
Speaker 4: I was just sitting here talking to you about the show,
Speaker 4: like that, I've hit a wall. I've got nothing to
Speaker 4: give ye. My sugar headache all gone?
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's actually partly. I mean, I pretend that I
Speaker 9: respect our listeners, but it wasn't just the chewing. The
Speaker 9: other reason I'm not eating any of this is because
Speaker 9: I'm like, fuck the sugar headache mid show.
Speaker 8: That's no good for anyone involved. Is that?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: That's half the reason I made the video montage ten minutes.
Speaker 1: I was shoving them in look by Mitch was singing,
Speaker 1: I might chomping down.
Speaker 8: How did he send the videos to here?
Speaker 4: I got a very long list from a Facebook Messenger,
Speaker 4: which I've then had to download individually.
Speaker 3: So that was fun. Thank you for that little project.
Speaker 1: That's fun. But I had to let me tell you,
Speaker 1: I mission fucking impossible record a video message. Go do it,
Speaker 1: because if I did text it doesn't get the attentions.
Speaker 1: I recorded a video in my home setup. Oh right,
Speaker 1: and was like, guys, we have twenty four hours. I've
Speaker 1: kicked Mitch out. We need to put a video up.
Speaker 1: I need you want to send me ten minutes ten
Speaker 1: seconds maximum? Send it to me in vertical on Facebook, Messenger,
Speaker 1: on Instagram, send it, thank you, good luck?
Speaker 7: Oh the messages?
Speaker 1: Oh image?
Speaker 8: Does it need to be a pod?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 8: You made it very clear.
Speaker 1: It's so very clear vertical. She went, that is that
Speaker 1: long a high I'm like, hi, sent it, but recorded
Speaker 1: it within the app. So it just sent us a
Speaker 1: video like a little someone send a video. Didn't send
Speaker 1: us the attachment that I could download on Instagram. It
Speaker 1: was like a snapchat. She's like, happy birthdays.
Speaker 3: Go on forever.
Speaker 1: I'm like, please send it and record it on your phone.
Speaker 1: She went, But I don't like.
Speaker 7: How I look at my What can't help how you look?
Speaker 9: And also we're the only one seeing it. Yeah, it's
Speaker 9: not gonna matter how you look.
Speaker 8: It's audio for the podcast.
Speaker 1: I did promise that we would publish the video on
Speaker 1: social media.
Speaker 9: We you don't have to do it now, going back
Speaker 9: to your earlier question.
Speaker 8: What am I doing on birthday editing a video of
Speaker 8: my own montage?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, about Oh well, that's that's sort of it, isn't it.
Speaker 1: That's the life we lead. I am so exhausted.
Speaker 8: A yeah, I have a snake and perka.
Speaker 7: I've done too much.
Speaker 9: Can you imagine if every episode of this podcast where
Speaker 9: I look after all the preparation and you basically rock
Speaker 9: up and I've got everything prepared.
Speaker 8: I carried on the way that you do. I've planned everything.
Speaker 1: It's called comedy.
Speaker 8: Could have fooled me. It sounds like wringing. Also, is
Speaker 8: this wilted roads all?
Speaker 6: I mean?
Speaker 8: Jenna?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I.
Speaker 9: Like I had to crawl over broken glass for that.
Speaker 1: Poor Jenna. She actually the badge is very nice.
Speaker 9: That wasn't in my ingreen, She said, no Povo badge.
Speaker 9: It's like a good one glitter inside it.
Speaker 8: Oh, there you go.
Speaker 1: What is it called? Sugar cookie Lane cookies on Instagram?
Speaker 1: Give them a follow, support small business. Yes, they're brilliant cookies.
Speaker 8: She also midge, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: No, you wouldn't not yet.
Speaker 8: I mean, you know, I had one of your ones
Speaker 8: that had your face on it for your radio show.
Speaker 1: But these are pink, blue and yellow itchem colors, aren't they?
Speaker 8: I didn't even notice.
Speaker 1: Also, she said, now I'm testing new a new product,
Speaker 1: and she said, can I let you guys be the
Speaker 1: first to try it on the show? I said sure.
Speaker 1: She said they're oreo and chocolate mudcake.
Speaker 8: Pops where he Oh, there's one for all of us?
Speaker 1: Were you taking both because you picked your birth.
Speaker 4: Years?
Speaker 8: I'm very confused. What are the options?
Speaker 1: Just so, the ones that look like ice ice blocks.
Speaker 8: They all look like ice blocks.
Speaker 1: No, no, no. The ones that are like geometric have oreo chunks,
Speaker 1: and then the other ones are just cake. Oh, try
Speaker 1: it on the show. I'll masket with some eating music.
Speaker 9: Hang on, hang on, hang on? Should you take a
Speaker 9: photo for Instagram? People need to see these because like
Speaker 9: they're quite a spectacle. It's not just like some ship
Speaker 9: on a stick.
Speaker 8: Oh are we in it? Oh? Sorry?
Speaker 9: Fuck, I thought you were getting a photo. We don't
Speaker 9: need to do this now, can we do this later?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Everyone big smiles?
Speaker 4: One, two, three, good, good, good goods.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 3: Well done you.
Speaker 9: I'm gravitating towards this pink one. So what is that
Speaker 9: chocolate cake or something?
Speaker 2: Mud?
Speaker 8: So it's basically mudcake on a stick.
Speaker 3: It's very sparkly.
Speaker 8: That's hectic.
Speaker 9: Oh it's like a magnum, but instead of ice cream
Speaker 9: on the inside, it's mud page. It's Oh, that's fucking hectic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she knows what she's doing.
Speaker 9: Sugar Cookie Lane, you dog, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: It's so good, buddy Earth. All right, well, should be wrap?
Speaker 3: No, okay, milk this birthday for all that's worth.
Speaker 1: Thank you, sugar Cookie Lane. I had a dollar for
Speaker 1: every time I'd say sugar Cookie Lane. I could probably
Speaker 1: buy a house on sugar Cookie Lane.
Speaker 9: I also love how many shadows you're giving them, and
Speaker 9: you're a paying customer. If they gave it to you
Speaker 9: for free, i'd get it like they're getting them money through.
Speaker 1: I paid for these, and I also didn't even put
Speaker 1: them on the podcast, Kidio Mitchell getting no vocation, being
Speaker 1: like one hundred dollars did.
Speaker 8: You put anything on the podcast?
Speaker 1: It's your birthday except for the lollies in the hats.
Speaker 8: Okay, because I didn't get any notification for future reference, ripped.
Speaker 1: Off usual s pac card instead it Oh yeah, Jenner
Speaker 1: bot it, that's what we have to repay her. Well,
Speaker 1: I have a birthday thanks again.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, we should get out of it happy.
Speaker 3: I should.
Speaker 4: You are getting a gift, but it's lost in transit,
Speaker 4: which sounds like, oh really a blatant lie. But eventually
Speaker 4: at some point from who from me?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 8: Just you look at him. Go, that's such a boss movie,
Speaker 8: isn't it to be?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 8: This was the group present, but.
Speaker 1: I've got one myself.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well you should see mine? Yeah I should.
Speaker 1: It's wilted on the table.
Speaker 4: I felt very upstaged with your wilted rose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, general, I was quivering in my boots with Bridy
Speaker 1: Carter on the line. I got, I got that he
Speaker 1: just threw the rows across the room. Did we get
Speaker 1: the footage of the moment? Mit Bridy Carter come?
Speaker 3: It was sensational, It was great.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for people to.
Speaker 8: See and listen. I'm no actress, so no, that reaction, I.
Speaker 9: Was like, I can't believe that that was I don't
Speaker 9: know what I was expecting, but it wasn't that.
Speaker 1: What's a hit short stack song?
Speaker 8: Baby? It would probably be the big one. But then
Speaker 8: what the other one spent?
Speaker 10: Then?
Speaker 4: Yeah, something about a disco.
Speaker 9: I mean I loved the whole album, so like all
Speaker 9: of them. Yeah, like there's emotional album track and stuff.
Speaker 4: The other time, I remember they showed up at Sunrise
Speaker 4: and they you know when they used to do little
Speaker 4: things in the plaza just for some bizarre reason, just
Speaker 4: girls and gays. Just well, I you don't get that anymore.
Speaker 4: What Australian artists has, like thousands of teenage girls and
Speaker 4: gays standing out the front of Sunrise waiting to see
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: True Sean Diviny. I went up to line out the
Speaker 1: front of Sunrise once did Genus for the seventh Lemony
Speaker 1: Snicket book launch.
Speaker 4: What I got it a series of unfortunate events.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, the seventh book and it was just as
Speaker 1: unfortunate as the ones before it. It really was a series.
Speaker 1: And I'm Coshi and Mum cried meeting. Who's the really
Speaker 1: handsome weather man that.
Speaker 8: Everyone Grant Daniel at the time.
Speaker 1: Not Grant Dan he was in a comra at that point.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 9: James Tobin, James Tobin, he's like silver fox, gray haired fox.
Speaker 8: Simon reed Simon Reeve. No, they're all Mark Barretta, Mark Bretta.
Speaker 8: He's not whether I just had to that you've got
Speaker 8: it wrong. Let's go to other categories from here.
Speaker 3: What we call him Mark Bretta a silver fox?
Speaker 8: Would Mark Barretta can do whatever he wants to?
Speaker 3: Really? Oh yeah, you know, yeah, look at him.
Speaker 1: He's a handsome fella.
Speaker 6: Father of the year.
Speaker 1: Good for him. That's yes, we got the Let me
Speaker 1: sneak a book let, me.
Speaker 9: Said, let me snicke book let me. He sounds simple
Speaker 9: after one on the line, let me snicker book.
Speaker 8: I got Letok.
Speaker 1: That was the first time I read a book that,
Speaker 1: you know, when they like try to be cool and
Speaker 1: they like cut the edges of the of the pages
Speaker 1: so it looks with it. I think they did it.
Speaker 1: They do it with all fantasy books. So like the end,
Speaker 1: not the spines, but with the flat end of the
Speaker 1: pages are they like trim them And I'm like, whoh
Speaker 1: my god, this this book really has been through.
Speaker 8: If you think that's edgy.
Speaker 9: I had the all the Twilight books with the red
Speaker 9: pages outside. It's like they dipped the paper in red,
Speaker 9: just on the outside, so when you looked at the book,
Speaker 9: it was.
Speaker 1: My dragonology was gold like that.
Speaker 8: That was the Egyptology.
Speaker 1: The dragonology was red, a.
Speaker 4: Wizard symbolizing with the red and the Twilight vampires, the lure.
Speaker 8: Of human blood.
Speaker 9: The apple Twilight was the same time as my short
Speaker 9: snack face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been. You know, I've never seen
Speaker 1: a Twilight film.
Speaker 3: What you're not missing out?
Speaker 8: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not for me.
Speaker 8: Oh they're shocking.
Speaker 9: Like like we my friends and I we love them
Speaker 9: as kids, and now we just we have Netflix nights
Speaker 9: and they come over and we just watch it and
Speaker 9: bag it because we're like, what the fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I had the great unfortunate event of having to watch
Speaker 4: Breaking Dawn Part one, because let's not forget they.
Speaker 3: Broke those meal films up into two parts.
Speaker 8: Which didn't really need to happen, No, no need for that, And.
Speaker 4: You've just got this one scene of Bella and Edward
Speaker 4: arguing and then he walks out of a room and
Speaker 4: she stands there looking out a window, feeling sorry for
Speaker 4: herself for a good ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, terrible, no good. And everyone's like, are you team
Speaker 1: Edward or are you team Jacob? I'm like, I haven't
Speaker 1: seen a Laschool musical. No, it's just Twilight. Are you
Speaker 1: tim add are you team Jacub? If you actually maybe
Speaker 1: with the fifty guys on, you can totally you see
Speaker 1: the glimmer in their skin.
Speaker 9: I just remember thinking, like I was feeling Bella's sexual
Speaker 9: frustration through the pages and through the screen.
Speaker 11: I was like, Edward, just fuck her already. And then
Speaker 11: when they did he broke the bed.
Speaker 9: I was like, Ah, he's got some monstrous vampire cold.
Speaker 9: How they've got this super strength? I was just like, Oh,
Speaker 9: he really fucking rattled her around.
Speaker 8: I forgot how he broked the fact.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it is what, has he got a
Speaker 1: magic dick or something?
Speaker 9: No, apparently every vampire has like a power, and his
Speaker 9: is like super strength or something. Actually, or do they
Speaker 9: all have that? They've all got a designated power. And
Speaker 9: he is being able to read people's thoughts, but he
Speaker 9: can't read Bella's, which is why he's so attracted her
Speaker 9: because she's so intriguing. You're the only person whose thoughts
Speaker 9: I can't read.
Speaker 1: And then why can't? Because what's wrong with her?
Speaker 3: She smells, it's leit.
Speaker 8: She just doesn't have a brain.
Speaker 1: It's just a dumb bitch. But is that the plot?
Speaker 8: Really? No, we don't know why he can't read it.
Speaker 9: But then you also have to bear in mind that
Speaker 9: vampires are bloodless, So how does he get a stiffy?
Speaker 8: How does he read her? They don't have blood in
Speaker 8: their veins? How does he bar up?
Speaker 1: How does he fucking walk? My remain worried. That's too much.
Speaker 1: I wasn't watching those movies. When else came out at
Speaker 1: that time was.
Speaker 3: Two thousand and eight.
Speaker 8: Two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1: All We Do came out two thousand and eight. I
Speaker 1: think I would have just started high school.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I was in year seven and eight when it
Speaker 9: was like Big Lady Gaga released the Just Dance single.
Speaker 9: Way did Katie Perry All say burst onto the scene.
Speaker 3: Kissing a girl?
Speaker 1: I kissed a girl? I remember her Rove interview and
Speaker 1: she was like, was like, have you ever actually kissed
Speaker 1: a girl? And she was like, well, my dad's a
Speaker 1: church passed her and he'd be so mad if I had.
Speaker 1: That's a real niche memory.
Speaker 8: Grow up, Katie, you remember that. Your memory is so intriguing.
Speaker 4: I would have remembered such hits as Jumper, No Bronson, Nope,
Speaker 4: just the date of the Earth stood still?
Speaker 3: Nope?
Speaker 8: What about two thousand and eight movie.
Speaker 1: Two thousand and eight sixty is a city movie hit theaters?
Speaker 8: Oh, very good, big deal.
Speaker 1: Angeline and Jolly, Angeline and Jolly, Angelina and Jolly and
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt. Welcome to their twins into the world. Brittany
Speaker 1: made a comeback.
Speaker 3: That dog died to Marley and me.
Speaker 1: Oh, Obama won the election? Yeah, yeah, good with the.
Speaker 9: Most I'm trying to think of what movies you were watching, though,
Speaker 9: because if you weren't watching Twilight, what were you doing.
Speaker 3: Slum Slum Dog Millionaire?
Speaker 1: Na I watched that.
Speaker 8: With Mary Potter's still a thing in two thousand and
Speaker 8: eight or how did they wrapped?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: It was, it was still a thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was there was some overlap there, blood prints
Speaker 4: I think came out there.
Speaker 8: Which were you watching that rubbish?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That was the first movie that scared me. Then when
Speaker 1: the Dementors came out.
Speaker 3: First a Marvel movie Iron Man came out.
Speaker 1: Disaster movie. Now, that's a movie that's funny.
Speaker 8: Do you remember that movie twenty twelve? I loved it that.
Speaker 1: That is still one of my favorite disaster movies. I
Speaker 1: was terrified of twenty twelve.
Speaker 9: What was it about twenty twelve that everyone thought the
Speaker 9: world was going to wait? They made a movie just
Speaker 9: to make get everyone even more parently.
Speaker 1: I was very well versed in this. So the Mayan calendar, which.
Speaker 8: We have know and follow the Marion calendar.
Speaker 1: The Mayan calendar ended on December twenty first, twenty twelve,
Speaker 1: so everyone was like, that's the end of time. That
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 1: So everyone thought that we were going to explode, and
Speaker 1: there was movies and everyone was nervous. But you know,
Speaker 1: that movie was great.
Speaker 8: I wasn't nervous. I was ready. Does that bring it on? Bitch?
Speaker 9: After watching the movie twenty twelve where there's floods and shit,
Speaker 9: I was like, yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 1: You know. The weird thing is that that will probably
Speaker 1: just happen. One day We'll wake up and the earth
Speaker 1: will be imploding on itself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just go, oh it's today. Pig out a bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would walk out on the Ownah, go for it.
Speaker 8: Well that was the beautiful You've.
Speaker 1: Got mail that sean diviney. He sent me an email.
Speaker 9: He sent you an email immediately after the interview, but
Speaker 9: it just came through because of his crap reception there.
Speaker 1: He says, thanks for letting me be apart. Oh of
Speaker 1: your radio shirt, got no idea.
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