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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: We've got the one and only Hugh Van, Kyle and.

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Speaker 3: Berg and the studio.

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Speaker 2: Hosts of the Imperfect podcast.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm watching you very closely because I've had

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Speaker 4: feedback roats on our podcast. I need to have more intonation,

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Speaker 4: more ups and downs with my voice.

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Speaker 2: And to have feedback on your podcast.

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Speaker 4: No, just Will. Someone listened to it and said, I

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Speaker 4: just think you're very right. I'm watching you and listening.

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Speaker 4: You're the master of it. You're very piss off. No,

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Speaker 4: I make serious because when you did the intro.

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Speaker 2: Then, yes, thank you very much.

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Speaker 5: I'm the master of so many things. You are the

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Speaker 5: master of absuards, very abstely. No, it's absolutely fine. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: well look let's talk about you two a little bit.

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Speaker 5: You know, easy for you to give them a comment, obviously,

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Speaker 5: because you two a running of romance. If anyone's new

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Speaker 5: to the show. I pitched to you that we should

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Speaker 5: have a bromance live on air, and you replied lovingly

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Speaker 5: generously that you were really keen.

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Speaker 4: I want a bromounce hard, like real hard. So how

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Speaker 4: we do that, I don't know, but hard.

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Speaker 2: That was a great moment for me. It was a

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Speaker 2: huge moment. I was in the show. I was grinning

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Speaker 2: from here to hear, but I couldn't figure out why

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Speaker 2: Woody was the sort of koy green on his face.

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Speaker 6: I was quiet, You were quiet.

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Speaker 5: You were quiet as a mouse. Just look in your eye. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: it is looking your eye.

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Speaker 6: And it didn't feel like it was the right time

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Speaker 6: to mention something to you.

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Speaker 5: Yes, because you then send an audio note to Woody,

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Speaker 5: your prolific audio notes center, by the way.

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Speaker 4: Which is my preferred method of communication.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes I love not me anyway, this is the audio

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Speaker 2: note that you sent back.

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Speaker 4: Do you mind me having other bromounces? That would be

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Speaker 4: one issue if your case in point, I am on

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Speaker 4: a date tomorrow morning with Woody in touch. I hope

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Speaker 4: this isn't awkward.

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Speaker 5: Sere texting what you're off to the side. You guys

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Speaker 5: already lined something up. You guys had already started your bromance.

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Speaker 6: That was our first organized cafe catch up.

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Speaker 2: Oh what he doing impromptu?

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Speaker 7: Well, well, speaking of impromptu, it's becoming really weird at

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Speaker 7: the moment. Whenever I go out for breakfast with my

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Speaker 7: beautiful fiance min Yeah, Hugh.

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Speaker 4: Rocks uptimes, has it been three times? Three times possible.

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Speaker 4: Also had one arrange catchup. It happened to be the

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Speaker 4: day after you messaged me saying it like a bromance. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: which I again, it came across a quite sexual when

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Speaker 4: I said less promoun hard, but I am still that enthusiastic.

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Speaker 6: Great.

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Speaker 4: I think what's happened is, yeah.

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Speaker 5: I've been scared off. There's no doubt about it. You've

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Speaker 5: been scared off, absolutely absolutely well. You've marked your turf.

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Speaker 5: Like if Hugh was a tree that I wanted to

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Speaker 5: weigh on you, you just come in here and just

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Speaker 5: pissed all over it.

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Speaker 2: As far as I'm concerned.

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Speaker 7: If we keep using the Hue as a tree analogy, yeah,

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Speaker 7: I think I like what I need you for is

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Speaker 7: very different to the branches.

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Speaker 2: That you need you for. What branches are you take?

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Speaker 6: Can we just talk health and fitness? You hate that stuff?

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Speaker 2: I hate?

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Speaker 4: It is true that I'm not saying you hate that.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if you hate that stuff, that's not

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Speaker 4: the truth.

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Speaker 2: It is true.

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Speaker 4: Will you hate health?

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Speaker 6: And look at you over there.

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Speaker 2: You have on Instagram? Look at it.

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Speaker 4: It's but but what he's been kind, this is what

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Speaker 4: it actually is. I saw a foko of with his

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Speaker 4: top off and what do you know, both like exercising.

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Speaker 4: We probably exercise the same amount, and I thought, why

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Speaker 4: does my body not look like that? And so I

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Speaker 4: want to catch up with him? That was my requestion's

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Speaker 4: swinging on.

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Speaker 2: Your branches as well.

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Speaker 6: Feels that way.

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Speaker 4: I want to I want to.

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Speaker 6: Coming for me.

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Speaker 4: I'm a what are those trees getting? A bilbo or

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Speaker 4: a balbow tree? Those no shape to them. It's these yeah,

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Speaker 6: I'm a gum tree.

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Speaker 4: This not working better.

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Speaker 6: I wanted to look witted to drop the tree analogies.

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Speaker 5: More utger confusion and rank rank flora analogies coming up.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to say, no one else.

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Speaker 5: Is listening, that's fine U Van Kyle and Berg and

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Speaker 7: So I wanted to work out with you on a

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Speaker 7: Saturday morning and you said to me, I'm definitely going

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Speaker 7: to have to speak to my wife about that, you know, like,

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Speaker 7: because they're obviously trying to balance your your life and

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Speaker 7: obviously you've got three kids now and trying to figure

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Speaker 7: out what you can do, what you can't do.

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Speaker 6: How do you get that balance right and have you

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Speaker 6: got that balance.

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Speaker 4: Right, there's like a serious question.

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Speaker 6: Is a serious question.

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Speaker 7: Question because I'm seriously I'm thinking about that because when

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Speaker 6: I don't have kids. You know, I'll work Saturday morning,

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Speaker 6: no worries.

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Speaker 7: But then as soon as a baby comes along, I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's so many there's so much say on this,

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Speaker 4: but work life balance I have always struggled with immensely,

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Speaker 4: But this is the first time in my life I'm

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Speaker 6: What was the main change then.

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Speaker 4: To be really honest, how hard it has been having

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Speaker 4: life changing and everything just shifts like you've never experienced before.

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Speaker 4: But you can still get time to yourself. You know

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Speaker 2: You can do that right now.

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Speaker 4: There's probably a little bit of a guilt attached to

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Speaker 4: being away, but it's like, well, like your partner can handle.

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Speaker 5: It's hard, but guilt is not towards my partner so

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Speaker 5: much as it is towards me being not being present

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Speaker 2: I'm going to come back.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you will. But then you also know that, yeah,

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Speaker 4: a bit and get I take the role. When you

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Speaker 4: you just give up. You just got to give up,

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Speaker 4: going to give into this. I'm a parent. You sort

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Speaker 4: of fight being a parent a little bit. You still

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Speaker 4: have a bit of I'm going to have the pub

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Speaker 4: cafe here. When you get three kids, it's a bit

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Speaker 4: more like, no, that's not me anymore. I'm just when

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Speaker 4: I'm not at work full time, be at home, I'm

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Speaker 4: going to be It's going to be messy and it's

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Speaker 4: she said she before she got four and asked her

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Speaker 4: they survive with less injuries. And because she said, because

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Speaker 4: when you're drunk, you're moralaxed and you.

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Speaker 2: Just don't tense up as much.

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Speaker 6: Great analogy.

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Speaker 4: At the time, I went dry, what I should drink?

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Speaker 6: What drink drink? Okay, smash that night.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but then I know, now what she's saying is

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Speaker 4: just like leaning into it. It's going to be it's

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Speaker 4: So I've sort of surrendered a little bit more. I

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Speaker 5: That's so interesting because I often think and people say

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Speaker 5: that the time, my time, what.

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Speaker 2: Does it feel like? And I go, well, it's very

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Speaker 4: Yes I can't.

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Speaker 5: But there's no amount of looking at my child and

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Speaker 5: going that's my daughter that can make me feel maybe

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Speaker 2: It's a very hard thing to get your head around. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's funny. It's taking you three kids to be like.

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Speaker 4: Ah, I'm a dad, Well, a dad that has given

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Speaker 4: up on in the nicest possible way of doing stuff

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Speaker 4: away from the like having a different identity that I

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Speaker 7: I think fighting against it obviously wets so much energy

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Speaker 6: Yeah, because then you're never satisfied, right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, totally. Yeah. I want to be doing something else.

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Speaker 4: I want to be in a different yeah kind of chapter.

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Speaker 2: All great to say.

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Speaker 6: This is the Will and Woody.

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Speaker 5: Podcast thirty one and six five? How old was the

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Speaker 5: food that you found? Love to hear from you guys?

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Speaker 5: And called thirty one and six five?

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Speaker 2: And what happened?

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Speaker 8: So was the end of the school year and I

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Speaker 8: got home from school, popped my bag in the closet,

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Speaker 8: didn't think twice about it. Comes the next start of

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Speaker 8: the next school year. I think I was going from

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Speaker 8: the nineteen.

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Speaker 3: Seventy to the US back.

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Speaker 8: Picked up the bag to prepare it for the week

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Speaker 8: after for starting school, and opened the bag and there

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Speaker 8: is something growing.

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Speaker 7: Inside the bag.

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Speaker 9: Could I tell you what sand which it was? You

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Speaker 8: You could tell that there was a banana in there.

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Speaker 8: But banana had made babies.

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Speaker 7: It was disgusting, even your babies crying in the background there,

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Speaker 7: She's devastated that the banana's baby.

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Speaker 2: She's kept it.

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Speaker 5: Hope you called it Eric Josh has killed in thirty

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Speaker 5: one and sixty five. A little bit of an ABC

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Speaker 5: kid's reference there for anyone that missed it.

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Speaker 2: You know Josh on thirty six five.

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Speaker 5: It's the oldest piece of food you found, mate?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, you're a live my name is, you're on

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Speaker 2: the shower, then go for it.

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Speaker 3: Hey you guys, good home. M So, basically I was

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Speaker 3: fifteen at the time. It was me two of my

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Speaker 3: other mates and we're sitting on the bed. We're watching

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Speaker 3: watching a foodio. We're playing FAFA and he just come

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Speaker 3: back from a cruise. Yeah yeah, your friend, Yeah, my mate,

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Speaker 3: And we found this mysterious bottle underneath his bed.

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Speaker 6: Interesting and I said, what's that?

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Speaker 3: And then it's strawberry milk that he's left in a

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Speaker 3: power Aid bottle six months ago. It's got turtles of

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Speaker 3: milk in a got fuzzy hair in it.

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Speaker 6: We did what you do?

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Speaker 3: What I just si a bunch of curious fifteen Why

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Speaker 3: Of course not, but it looked good.

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Speaker 6: Oh well, then there was no mention of restaurant. There

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Speaker 2: You find under the couch, quickly take us home.

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Speaker 11: We found a two months old chicken foot.

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Speaker 11: We had a bit of a Shindigua nine and one

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Speaker 6: So then it got to the car, not the car.

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Speaker 6: Will and Woody celebrity and personal.

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Speaker 5: All right, So our regional radio station think they're interviewing

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Speaker 2: To be Woody. Yes, if they believe your impersonation of.

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Speaker 6: James Blunt, That's where I'm going to be impersonating right now.

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Speaker 12: Will.

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Speaker 5: If they believe that, for a whole minute. Then Stacy

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Speaker 5: wins one thousand dollars. It's all thanks to seriously read.

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Speaker 5: The World of Impersonator is about to get real, directed

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Speaker 5: by Gracie Otto Woods.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready to make the call?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: So what I'm going to do is I'm going to

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Speaker 6: Hello, Kate. Okay, so you're going to call the regional

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Speaker 13: Blunt wouldn't make the phone call himself, so Kate, Kate

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Speaker 13: would call and basically say hi, Scotty and Rachel, which

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Speaker 6: Perfect, let's do it. Excellent, great, Let's let's do it.

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Speaker 6: And I don't know what I'm promoting?

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Speaker 12: Great?

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Speaker 6: Great? Have they been sent in vo sheet? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Great?

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Speaker 14: Great?

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Speaker 12: Hello, Scott's waking.

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Speaker 7: Oh goody, Scotty.

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Speaker 2: This is Kate from Paul's p R.

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Speaker 6: How are you good, Kate?

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Speaker 9: How are you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: I'm good, mate. Hey, I'm I'm so sorry. We're running

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Speaker 1: Sure?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 5: Okay, Hi Rachel?

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Speaker 6: All right, I'll pass you over to James. Now, oh,

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Speaker 6: thanks guys. Hello, Hi, so good. I've got Scotty and Rachel. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: that's it amazing.

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Speaker 7: Okay, all right, well we'll go a quick intro James,

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Speaker 5: Does that sound all right?

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Speaker 6: Not a problem.

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Speaker 9: All right, he's blunt and he's beautiful.

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Speaker 5: The man James Blond joins us on the line right now,

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Speaker 5: one of the biggest stars I think we've ever interviewed.

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Speaker 15: Scotty, welcome James Blunt.

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Speaker 1: To the show.

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Speaker 13: I wouldn't say that I'm blunt, Rachel, I'm not sure

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Speaker 13: about that. I definitely am beautiful, that's for sure. But

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Speaker 6: Rachel?

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's just your name, mate, that's all fair enough.

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Speaker 6: No, fair enough. Don't ever think of James. Don't ever

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Speaker 6: think it fair enough?

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Speaker 11: No, I know.

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Speaker 7: Now, tell us what have you been up to lately?

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Speaker 13: Well, that's a good question. I'm actually trying my hand

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Speaker 13: at Djane. Actually I'm not sure if you knew. I

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Speaker 13: have a residency in Ibida. Oh yes, I've been doing

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Speaker 13: a new set which is called Gimme, Gimmy, gimme a blunt.

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Speaker 15: Right, is this your home nightclub.

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Speaker 6: Well, yes, you know about my home nightclub, Scotty.

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Speaker 13: You've done your research, so you know that I have

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Speaker 13: a nightclub in my house which is guarded by a mannequin.

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Speaker 7: Right, so tell us what happens and then what goes

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Speaker 7: down at this home nightclub of yours.

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Speaker 13: Well that's a great question, Rachel, and one that I

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Speaker 13: absolutely cannot be sharing on live radio. Unfortunately, they sucking

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Speaker 13: a bit to baucherous for want of ail a word. Yeah,

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Speaker 13: I mean, I'm sure you like to party as well

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Speaker 6: Yes, I don't. I don't mind a bit of high

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Speaker 6: and brewing. Is your coming back again? I don't think so.

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Speaker 13: Unfortunately, from unpopular demand, the Brew Show will not be

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Speaker 12: Fantastic that Do you still have your pub?

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Speaker 6: Absolutely? Yes, yes I do have my pub.

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Speaker 13: And if your next question is going to be is

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Speaker 7: The answer is now, Scott, Okay, I didn't think my

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Speaker 2: I forgot it.

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Speaker 13: It's just Gold. Don't be a blunt it's a simple

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Speaker 13: it's a simple name and a simple.

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Speaker 7: Rule and I think leads to a good time, right, James, Actually, Scotty,

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Speaker 7: this is not actually James Blunt.

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Speaker 6: I've got to figure I've.

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Speaker 7: Got a feeling that you knew that at some stage

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Speaker 6: But this is actually Woody from Will and Woody.

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Speaker 1: He held up a sign about I'm thirty seconds.

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Speaker 16: Right, So thirty.

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Speaker 17: Seconds in the ruins the game. I'm sorry, it's meant

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Speaker 17: to be a minute. He was trying to hold you

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Speaker 17: on the line. Oh guys, it's been loving to talk

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Speaker 17: to you. Thanks for thanks for playing along. It was

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Speaker 17: bloody good fun. And virtually these days he wins nothing.

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Speaker 17: We're in nothing, and you guys get scammed.

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Speaker 2: The Willen Woody podcast.

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Speaker 7: Right now, we're talking about why Idris Elba's daughter stopped

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Speaker 7: talking to him for three weeks, silent treatment for three weeks,

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Speaker 7: Will And that is because so Idris Elba's got this

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Speaker 7: ites Elba sorry, has this new film called Beast, and

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Speaker 7: his daughter auditioned to play his daughter in the film.

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Speaker 6: Right, so you sort of go, well, you're in the

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Speaker 6: the hot seed hot.

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Speaker 2: Box might have been something you did after the baby.

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Speaker 7: Shower, potentially the hot seat to get the role, given

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Speaker 7: that you are actually his daughter. Turns out Will he

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Speaker 7: decided to not go with it. So he's like, I

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Speaker 7: appreciate your addition to play my daughter, but you're not

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Speaker 7: right for the part. I'm choosing someone else. Why, just

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Speaker 5: Question, well, you're a journalist, I mean normally across these things.

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Speaker 7: And thankfully after that small pad, I've got the answer.

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Speaker 7: Chemistry wasn't right for the film. That's what it's his daughter.

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Speaker 7: But I think his thing would be that he's playing

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Speaker 6: Is this for the film, it's a very different father.

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Speaker 5: I'm playing someone else exactly, and that would probably be

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Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, it's a good answer from him.

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Speaker 2: I think it's your pragmatic answer as well.

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Speaker 6: Thin't the real reason is you're a crap actress.

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 5: No, I think the real reason is that it would

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Speaker 6: Would you cast your daughter to play your daughter in

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Speaker 6: a film? Yep, look at you straight bad? Would you

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Speaker 6: definitely would mate? She'd be be stressful on sets my

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Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, Well, anyway, it inspired us will to play

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Speaker 7: a game that we've played on this show before that's

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Speaker 7: called this Is it Your.

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Speaker 6: Daddy or daddy? Okay? So the game is not a symbol.

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Speaker 2: You're very sexy in that opener.

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Speaker 6: Thank you. Our audio producer Tim made me replete.

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Speaker 7: I repeat that third line like sorry, the second line

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Speaker 7: like fourteen times, and every time he was just demanding sexiness.

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Speaker 2: That's it's sick, Tim, It was.

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Speaker 6: It was a six session.

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Speaker 6: But apply to do it a lot?

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Speaker 2: Tim would go, do it sexier?

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Speaker 15: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: If well, when we play it again and have a

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Speaker 12: There?

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Speaker 6: Is it your daddy.

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Speaker 16: Or daddy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah wow, take time to get it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, anyway, the game is this give us a call

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Speaker 7: now thirteen one oh sixty five.

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Speaker 6: If you are in a relationship with a much older guy, yep,

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Speaker 2: So, so is Rob Chanelle's daddy or is he her daddy?

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Speaker 2: You got you find out?

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Speaker 7: Okay, Rob, how did you first become romantically linked with Chanelle.

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Speaker 6: What happened?

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Speaker 12: It was in a public place the first time I

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Speaker 6: Rob, What did you say to her? Give me more?

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Speaker 2: Come on?

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Speaker 6: It was the first like, you know, pickup line or

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Speaker 12: There wasn't too much communication, but there was a bit

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Speaker 5: it's sounding like Rob is actually Chanelle's dad.

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Speaker 6: Because he's been very cool.

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Speaker 2: He's not trying to have.

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Speaker 5: Any romantic detail and that would be obviously be a

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Speaker 5: hard thing for a father to say.

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Speaker 2: Well, she looked banging in some black tides.

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Speaker 6: That's a bit weird, super weird. So why don't we

457
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Speaker 6: go to Chanell?

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Speaker 2: Here?

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Speaker 6: Chanell, what's the sexiest physical feature of role?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Wow, straight to the point.

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Speaker 10: I couldn't.

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Speaker 15: I couldn't tell you that, I don't.

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Speaker 6: Think because it's all too sexy, Chanel.

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Speaker 10: Maybe it's all too sexy, and maybe it's disgusting to.

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Speaker 7: Say it could be very cool.

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Speaker 2: I know it's a great act, isn't it. It's actually

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Speaker 2: really hard to.

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Speaker 7: Really coy tell Chanelle you love her, Rob, I love

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Speaker 7: your hont it's a show hang on two sexs.

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Speaker 6: Rob, what's the last fight you have with Shanell? What

471
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Speaker 6: was it about?

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Speaker 12: It was about how much money I to give up?

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Speaker 6: How much money?

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Speaker 5: It's just a it's a classic father line. He's going

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Speaker 5: hard on the dad thing.

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Speaker 2: Rob, you are dating Hey? Before I say this, what's

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Speaker 2: the age difference between you two? Nine years dating Chanel?

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Speaker 15: Any?

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Speaker 2: God? He got me, He got me, look at the

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Speaker 2: real talking.

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Speaker 12: Thanks guys, I've got a cop it.

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Speaker 10: Back for more.

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Speaker 6: In just a bit the Will and Woody Podcast, we.

484
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Speaker 7: Question how is Meghan Markle connected to my dad? Getting

485
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Speaker 7: back scratchers. Let's start with Mirkal Sparkle.

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Speaker 1: All eyes are back on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

487
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Speaker 1: with a new book dropping more royal bombshells. It claims

488
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Speaker 1: the Duchess of Sussex complained about not being paid for

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Speaker 1: her first royal tour to Australia.

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Speaker 2: How's that?

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Speaker 6: So you know those tours they do?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? The walkabouts?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so they put it around.

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Speaker 2: Ask because of your babies?

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Speaker 6: She reckons she should have copped money because she was

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Speaker 6: willing to walk around.

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Speaker 2: She was shaying, she was she was shaying. What was

498
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Speaker 2: she saying? I can't get that why she's out today.

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Speaker 2: What he's going on stroke or something. It's terrifying.

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Speaker 5: She was saying that she was actually astonished that she

501
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Speaker 5: was getting paid money. No, I can't believe I'm getting

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Speaker 5: paid for this.

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Speaker 6: No, she said, I can't believe I'm not getting paid

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Speaker 6: for this.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe in getting paid for this.

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Speaker 7: You've lost your speech and play the grab again. Let's

507
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Speaker 7: just you know what, let's just start from the study.

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Speaker 7: I have listened to the grab.

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Speaker 1: All eyes are back on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

510
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,879
Speaker 1: with a new books dropping more royal bombshells. It claims

511
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,359
Speaker 1: the Duchess of Sussex complained about not being paid for

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Speaker 1: her first royal tour to Australia.

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Speaker 6: Are you okay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I told you that.

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Speaker 6: Can you smell toast? Oh that's heart attack?

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Speaker 2: No, that's I wish I could have stopped me. I

517
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Speaker 2: had seen something weak, something get him some cake. I

518
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Speaker 2: think it's burnt.

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Speaker 7: Dire straits anyway. Yeah, so she's complaining she's not getting

520
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Speaker 7: paid for these trips down and that reminded me Will

521
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Speaker 7: of my dad getting backscratchers, because as the backscratcher that's me.

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Speaker 7: I cannot believe that I wasn't paid for the hours

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Speaker 7: that I would spend effectively scratching big foots.

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Speaker 6: Back how load you go top of crack top No,

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Speaker 6: I mean never look, never crack. Let's not go there.

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Speaker 5: But it was full lack, certainly, it was full backs,

527
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Speaker 5: like the continent of Africa.

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Speaker 6: It's the it's a huge back.

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Speaker 7: He is a six foot four hundred and fourteen kilo giant.

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Speaker 2: Well one hundred and ten or twelve of these days,

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Speaker 2: I thought len cuisine.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he's on a diet. He's going really well.

533
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Speaker 7: He's hoping to be under one hundred and ten by Christmas.

534
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Speaker 7: And Dad, if you're listening, good on you keep fighting

535
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Speaker 7: the good fight.

536
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Speaker 6: My man.

537
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Speaker 2: But I was going to go on Christmas Day.

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Speaker 7: That'll be a bly But listen, as a kid, I

539
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Speaker 7: wasn't paid a cent and I would spend honestly twenty

540
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Speaker 7: minutes a night. As you said, it's a nice scratching

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Speaker 7: the continent of Africa there hairy sweating.

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Speaker 6: What yeah, okay, way down Madagascar there we are. That's

543
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Speaker 6: who cares.

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Speaker 11: Any name?

545
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Speaker 2: Another African country in Africa, Nigeria. I just said that.

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Speaker 6: Damn it Nibbia, Tanzania.

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Speaker 7: Yeah. Now anyway, I wasn't paid for that, Will, Yeah,

548
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Speaker 7: that was embarrassing.

549
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Speaker 6: That was embarrassing anyway. Thirty one six fives our number.

550
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Speaker 6: I want to know if there are people like that

551
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Speaker 6: would be funny. You'll be tested on that.

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Speaker 2: Your geography is awful.

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Speaker 7: To be fair, I actually, oh, this is such a tangent.

554
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Speaker 7: But I recently read my school reports. Mum gave them

555
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Speaker 7: to me. She was like, I'm done with them geography

556
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 7: from the get go, like they were getting private notes

557
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,119
Speaker 7: from the geography teacher, being like private nights.

558
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Speaker 6: We've never had some money.

559
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 2: He's texting them under the time.

560
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Speaker 6: In the report, it was like, no, comeing to see.

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Speaker 2: Us, kid. It was remind you you did think the

562
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Speaker 2: Great Wall of China was in India.

563
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Speaker 6: Boom, and your dad also thought that boom.

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Speaker 5: So back to your dad. You used to scratch your

565
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 5: dad's back for free. Jeez, that's a good segue. I've

566
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Speaker 5: brought us back.

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Speaker 7: Well done, Will, you've landed the ship, my friend. Thirteen

568
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Speaker 7: one oh six y five is our number. If you're

569
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Speaker 7: still following, what did your parents make you do for free?

570
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 7: Effectively using you as a slave. They were making you

571
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Speaker 7: do some sort of labor. They didn't pay you a thing.

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Speaker 7: Thirteen one oh six fives our number. You might still

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Speaker 7: be doing this, by the way.

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Speaker 2: Right now thirty one o sixty five what your parents

575
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Speaker 2: make you do for free?

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Speaker 7: Yes, because Meghan Markle cannot believe that she wasn't paid

577
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:51,200
Speaker 7: to do those walk about tours. You know in royals

578
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Speaker 7: go to a country, walk around, shake a hand, and

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Speaker 7: then every now and then there's footage of them dancing.

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Speaker 7: If you notice that, that's that's the range. It's a handshake,

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00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,359
Speaker 7: it's a kiss, or they're doing a dance.

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Speaker 2: I haven't seen enough of that.

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Speaker 6: Come on, no, I've seen Harry dancing. They all do

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Speaker 6: a dance.

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Speaker 5: That's good that that's part of the caper though of

586
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Speaker 5: being a prince. I'd suggest we've got to know how

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Speaker 5: to dance with someone exactly right.

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Speaker 7: Will they don't get paid for it, Meghan Michael couldn't

589
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Speaker 7: believe she wasn't paid for it, and Will I cannot

590
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Speaker 7: believe that I wasn't paid.

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Speaker 2: Do you think she should have been paid? Absolutely not really.

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Speaker 7: Because you're just getting You're probably not paying for your flights,

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Speaker 7: are you, Meghan?

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't have thought. So you know, you've got breakfasts included,

595
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Speaker 2: and she's got.

596
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Speaker 7: And she's staying in the frog More the frog More.

597
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 7: She was staying in the frog cottage. She didn't pay

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Speaker 7: for that, did she.

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Speaker 6: So there's some perks will there's no need to be paid? Yeah,

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Speaker 6: yeah for doing the shaking of the hand.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so it comes with that, comes with the duties

602
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Speaker 5: of being the Duchess of Sussex.

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Speaker 6: To be fair, though, I think I should have been

604
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Speaker 6: paid scratching Dad's back.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that's where we're back at. Parents making you

606
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Speaker 2: know things are free.

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00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 5: You effectively do have a slave though, Like when you've

608
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Speaker 5: got a child up to a certain age.

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Speaker 6: Are you looking forward to that because you have a child,

610
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 6: I've got one on the way. I'm pretty pumped about.

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 2: Well, my parents put us to work.

613
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Speaker 5: You just wake up on a Saturday morning, the just

614
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 5: we want everything from the shed gone by midday and

615
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,439
Speaker 5: you're like, what do you What did I do.

616
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 2: To deserve this? And I've got things to do.

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00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 6: Where did you put it?

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00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 11: Oh?

619
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 2: No, they tell me to put it.

620
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 6: Mama's always like you figure out the rest.

621
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Speaker 5: I want everything from the shed under the house or

622
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 5: you know, then you wake up one more then everything

623
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Speaker 5: under the house on the nature strip.

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Speaker 2: Guys, can you sort out what we're going into this stuff?

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Speaker 6: What are you doing this weekend?

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Speaker 9: Dad? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, they'd often be doing things. Yeah, they'll they'll

628
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Speaker 2: be doing the top tier jobs.

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Speaker 6: Mum always had an appointment. What are these appointments?

630
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Speaker 2: Appointments? Don't get my legs waxed? The other one as well, that's.

631
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Speaker 6: Our mum made me go to school. She goes, oh,

632
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Speaker 6: you want the day off there. Hold, I'm getting the

633
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 6: wax today. You can come to that anyway. I'd heal

634
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Speaker 6: myself pretty quickly. Let's go to bell Bella. What did

635
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 6: your parents make you do for free?

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Speaker 16: My parents made me clean up roadkill, saying they pay

637
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 16: me for it, but they never did.

638
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 2: Oh was there a lot of roadkill where you were from.

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00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 16: Well, it was like if a possum died in the

640
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 16: backyard or something, and one time it was right outside

641
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Speaker 16: the doorsteps and they said they paid me, and like

642
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 16: the head came off and everything, and I got I

643
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 16: never got a cent.

644
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 2: Pousely died in the backyard and they said, no, that's wild,

645
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Speaker 2: that's right off.

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Speaker 6: Kayla. What did your mum get you there for free.

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Speaker 16: Well, my mom, I'm keep in mind, I'm my only

648
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 16: daughter and I hate feet. My mom used to always

649
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Speaker 16: make me, at least once a week, maybe even twice

650
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Speaker 16: a week, paint her toenails and then give her a

651
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 16: massage while painting her toenails on her feet. And I

652
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 16: was gagging while doing it, absolutely hate it. And she's like,

653
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Speaker 16: but you're my only daughter. Your brothers won't do this,

654
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 16: and I can't do it myself, so you need to

655
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Speaker 16: do it?

656
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Speaker 2: Was she quite big? Sorry, Well why can't she do it? Oh? Yeah, good,

657
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 2: can reach your toes or no?

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Speaker 8: That was her excuse.

659
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Speaker 9: That was just her excuse to get me to do it.

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Speaker 16: So yeah, now I've moved out of home and now

661
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 16: she can miraculously do it herself.

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Speaker 2: Very very good.

663
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Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I think my sister clips my dad's toenails,

664
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Speaker 7: but he's a big man.

665
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Speaker 2: He could be audio clipped Kaylor on the way out

666
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Speaker 2: there as well.

667
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Speaker 6: Torandon, Brandon, what did you have to do for free?

668
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 6: What did your parents make you do for free?

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Speaker 15: Okay, so during the winter months, my father would make

670
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Speaker 15: me go and sit on a toilet and warm it

671
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Speaker 15: up for him. So when he went to day morning.

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Speaker 12: Who is another cold bomb woods?

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Speaker 5: Right now you are joining us from the spare bedroom

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Speaker 5: in your house.

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Speaker 2: Obviously had a little baby girl.

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Speaker 7: Yep, absolutely, and I currently have my beautiful fiance who

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Speaker 7: is standing behind me right now, because I thought it

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Speaker 7: was necessary for her to defend herself on a heinous

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Speaker 7: crime that she committed while we were staying in hospital.

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Speaker 7: So sure, So the birth happens, This is on a

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Speaker 7: Tuesday night, and we then stay in hospital for four nights,

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Speaker 7: was it? It was four nights and after giving birth,

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Speaker 7: so Min was experiencing what can only be described as

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Speaker 7: and you can jump in herem in, but you your

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Speaker 7: stomach was feeling.

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Speaker 6: Upset sort of after after the birth.

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Speaker 15: Where are we going?

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Speaker 2: This is so unfair.

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Speaker 6: I'll let you defend yourself at the end.

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Speaker 7: So Min's feeling like just a little bit crampy in

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Speaker 7: the stomach, and we're sitting there in the hospital room and.

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Speaker 6: There's no there's no real clean way to say this,

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Speaker 6: but she drops her guts.

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Speaker 7: She she does, you know, quite a quite a biblical fart,

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Speaker 7: and you know it's a real room clearer, it's a

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Speaker 7: it's it's a stinky one.

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Speaker 6: And then then a midwife.

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Speaker 7: A midwife walks into our room and takes one sniff

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Speaker 7: of the room and goes, oh, she whiz, remy must

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Speaker 7: have a dirty nappy. And in that moment, Mim had

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Speaker 7: a clear decision to either take the blame for the

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Speaker 7: smell or led a beautiful three day old daughter take

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Speaker 7: the blame for this heinous crime. And Mim just looked

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Speaker 7: up at the midwife and said, yeah, she's doing that

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Speaker 7: a bit. Actually, can you get that nappy. It's funny

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Speaker 7: because my mom said to me when I told her this,

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Speaker 7: why didn't you say that it was you?

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Speaker 6: And I was like, what a baby's fool?

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Speaker 2: Thanks for joining great mom, nice about me.

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Speaker 6: But instead you've just absolutely.

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Speaker 2: Got a good time six five.

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Speaker 5: Did you mistake the person in the cubicle next to

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Speaker 5: you to.

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Speaker 7: Make you feel a bit safer. I've done it, Bloody Earth,

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Speaker 7: I've done it. I found myself in the in a

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Speaker 7: toilet cubicle. I thought you were the you were the

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Speaker 7: person in the cuba were next to me. And then,

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Speaker 7: as a bit of a gag, and I know this

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Speaker 7: is a cheap gag. I know it's not a clever gag,

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Speaker 7: but I just started going.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 6: Oh, geez, what's going on in there? And then when

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Speaker 6: you didn't react, low brown, low brown, It's really low brown.

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Speaker 6: And I appreciate that. Yeah, a bit of a bit

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Speaker 6: of a laugh on a Thursday whatever.

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Speaker 2: And then you're gonna did any day of the week.

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Speaker 6: Then you you wereent reacting. So I was like up

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Speaker 6: the ante a little bit, like what is going on

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Speaker 6: in there?

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Speaker 2: Anyway?

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Speaker 6: Finally I was like, really, weirdly, hasn't responded to that

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Speaker 6: looked under the cubicle. It was the head of HR.

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Speaker 6: So these are the sorts of stories.

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Speaker 5: Well, you walked out of the cubicle and you saw

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Speaker 5: me sitting at my desk and terrifying.

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Speaker 2: Jeez, A pictures a thousand words your face.

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Speaker 6: I thought I was in the I thought I'd found

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Speaker 6: a glitch in the matrix. I was like, how are

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Speaker 6: you here?

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Speaker 5: You were just in there doing the most horrible thing

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Speaker 5: to that toilet and I my desk and you should

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Speaker 5: have known that that's not me.

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Speaker 2: You should have known that's not me. No, it doesn't stink. Tracy.

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Speaker 5: On thurday six five is given as a call get

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Speaker 5: day trace, Hey, going woud you confuse?

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Speaker 2: For the cubicle next to you?

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Speaker 10: This Tour of the Lady. I was trying on some

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Speaker 10: underwear with some friends. Thought my girlfriend was in the

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Speaker 10: cubicle next to me. I've just opened up the curtains

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Speaker 10: to slyly and walked straight into the cubicle, thinking to

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Speaker 10: find my girlfriend, and said what do you think? And

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Speaker 10: the poor woman screamed, yeah, she didn't know what to think.

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Speaker 2: So you're just in your jocks, Tracy when you.

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Speaker 10: Walk you didn't like suspenders and everything like full get

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Speaker 10: us and undies.

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Speaker 7: And I'm like, oh my god, oh right, Stuffy, let's

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Speaker 7: got to Corey here. Corey, you had a bit of

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Speaker 7: a cubicle mishap when you were sixteen.

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Speaker 2: Mate.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, a few years.

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Speaker 15: Back now, I might have one with camp with me

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Speaker 15: down in lawn and I was in one cubicle and

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Speaker 15: he happened to fill up a bin full of water

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Speaker 15: and he's dropped it over the top and all I've

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Speaker 15: heard in the cubicle next to me is you little bastard.

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Speaker 2: It's will and Wood. He was at his first win

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Speaker 2: in seven to eight months last week. Was it a fluke?

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Speaker 2: Did I let him have it? We're about to find out.

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Speaker 6: It's time for.

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Speaker 5: Believe or not.

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Speaker 7: He's got some weird facts and stories.

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Speaker 4: Some of them are real.

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Speaker 7: Some Today we are doing stories and facts about Gwyneth Paltrow,

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Speaker 7: founder of Goop, also famous actress, not about singer as well.

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Speaker 7: Here she is, that's her and Lewis and I went

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Speaker 7: to number one. Well, puppy went to number one.

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Speaker 5: She's into controversial health techniques as well.

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Speaker 6: As the founder of Goop. Yes, she's copped a little

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Speaker 6: bit of criticism.

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Speaker 2: So Goop do all sorts of that sort of gear

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Speaker 2: that's their bag.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she talks about that stuff.

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Speaker 2: On Goop, things like vaginal candles.

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Speaker 6: Yes, and steaming of the vagina. But okay, here were

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Speaker 6: only two that.

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Speaker 2: The whole body thing Goop. Yeah.

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Speaker 7: They also believe they've got these healing stickers, which they

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Speaker 7: believe are made from the same material that NASA used

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Speaker 7: to make the space suits, and it heals you wherever

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Speaker 7: you put the sticker. Anyways, scientists have said that's the

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Speaker 7: biggest lot of Okay, but these are that was true,

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Speaker 7: by the way. But the other stories and facts about

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Speaker 7: Gwyneth Paltrow, Okay, we bloody go okay. Gwyneth Paltrow once

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Speaker 7: turned down a role in Bogie Knights, so later went

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Speaker 7: to Heather Graham. She turned down that roll in Boogie

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Speaker 7: Nights because she didn't want her grandpa to see her breasts. Wow,

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Speaker 7: I didn't want her grandpa to see her breasts? Isn't

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Speaker 7: that why she turned down the roll in Boogie Knights?

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Speaker 11: Well?

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Speaker 6: Conservative pa, conservative grandpa?

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Speaker 14: M I think it's true. I had to say it

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Speaker 14: to you, man, I think i'd heard that before. Oh really,

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Speaker 14: I think so.

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Speaker 7: How much do you know about Paltrow? Did you do

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Speaker 7: research that? No, of course research I know.

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Speaker 2: Actually I'm a big Poultrow fan.

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Speaker 14: I like her.

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Speaker 2: I like her work.

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Speaker 6: All right, we're going to go to the hard one.

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Speaker 2: I like her on the I don't think you like

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Speaker 2: like her on the screen.

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Speaker 6: I don't think you like her.

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Speaker 17: I like that.

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Speaker 6: It changes things. So best of three guys, best of

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Speaker 6: three and obviously why does it James.

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Speaker 2: Kings need to be best of three since the start?

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Speaker 6: I need to re evaluate everything. And don't you dare

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Speaker 6: wrap me up? George?

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Speaker 9: I am.

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Speaker 6: I am reevaluated. I didn't know it was a fan.

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Speaker 6: I didn't know it was a fan. Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 6: Brad Pitt used to use Morgan Freeman to narrate little

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Speaker 6: love letters to Gwen when they were filming the movie seven.

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Speaker 2: So they met on the movie.

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Speaker 5: They met on the set of seven, Braden, did she

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Speaker 5: get Did Brad get the fact that people should know about?

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Speaker 6: Definitely? But did Brad get Morgan Freeman to narrate little

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Speaker 6: cute love letters to Gwen while they were filming?

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Speaker 11: Is it true?

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Speaker 7: I made it up.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's true.

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Speaker 12: That was so obvious.

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Speaker 2: That was so obvious.

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Speaker 5: I can't see the way mine works, Like I cut

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Speaker 5: your brain in half and just saw a cross section

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Speaker 5: of what you were thinking.

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Speaker 2: They met on seven. Morgan Freeman's in Seven. He's got

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Speaker 2: a good voice. Maybe he would do her a letter.

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Speaker 2: Why did you become Michael?

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Speaker 4: Like an idiot?

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Speaker 2: It's really