WEBVTT - Sleepy McSleephead 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:04.160 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Noldurn's Gold one oh 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:09.000 four point three Live from Level two twenty one to 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:13.720 thirty one. Got Wood Street, Wretchman. This is the Christian 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:18.680 o'connal Breakfast Show on Nolvin's Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:22.759 Hey, good morning, Monday morning. It's the Christian O'Connor Breakfast 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:26.320 Show for show number sixty nine. The other big stat 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:29.680 five days we're counting them down now five days ago 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:33.960 until this weekend, this Saturday, it is finally on the 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:38.400 Grand Final. 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Coming up 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:29.880 next we're going to get into this week's puney business, The. 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:33.160 Christian oho' Conwell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:33.840 point three. 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:36.679 So once a week we do a thing called punny Business. 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:38.960 This is the way you look for those companies you'd 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:41.240 have seen them before where they thought long and hard 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:44.280 about coming up with a a business name that's got 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:46.240 a pun in. We started it a couple of weeks 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:48.360 ago and it went so well, so big. We do 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:50.919 it every week. Here's some of them you may have missed. 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:54.080 Here's a business in Culla, Marine called well Hung Blind 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:57.520 couple butcher shops in hard and Parked Are they called 0:01:57.640 --> 0:01:58.360 char char Cha. 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:01.400 My friend's got a groom in business down in Geelong 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:05.560 and It's called short Back Inside Screaming Geelong. 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:09.760 There's a bakery in Packinghams called the Prime Minister. 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:15.320 There's a fish and chip shop and God Brauner. 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:19.560 My cafe is called Shakers and Stirs in Clifton Hills. 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:24.280 The dog training business in Mornington called Sit Happens. 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:27.160 I'm going to trail up in business cold Out on 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:29.799 a limb Tree Services. 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:32.200 Where be there is a hairdressers called Curl. 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:32.680 Up and Die. 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:36.360 Okay, I've sen a septic tank truck that gets around 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:37.800 called Henry the Turd. 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:42.160 I'm sorry, but I might be fortified, but Henry the 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:45.519 Turd still makes me laugh every time. And also sit 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:48.160 happens as well. All right, then let's get some brand 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:51.400 new ones for this week's punty business. Let's take some calls. 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:55.639 Good morning, Jason, I'm good Jason. So what is your 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:58.080 pun business name that you've seen here in Melbourne? 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:01.240 From our a Z We've got an off right caravan 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:03.600 business called Hailen Vands after Ben Haylan. 0:03:04.080 --> 0:03:07.360 That is genius. This is your business, Yes, that is it. 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:11.880 So I congratulate you for that amazing names. That is fantastic, 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:18.120 well done. All right, that's Jason. Sharon good morning, Hi Christian, 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:20.720 how are you. I'm pretty good. Sharon Werribee, how are you? 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:21.560 Yes? 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:22.400 Well, thank you. 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:24.639 And there's a picture farming place in Weerriby and they're 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:26.639 known as well hung frames. 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:29.000 Oh now we have a bit of a clash here. 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:31.040 We've got well hung blinds as well at the moment. 0:03:31.560 --> 0:03:34.399 Yes, well, I had another business to the Berea say one, 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:35.440 but I did have another. 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:40.080 Produce. Bex is very very strong. She's not the show bouncer. 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:41.440 What with it some of the others. 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:43.760 Now you've gotten through you've said, well the other well, 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:46.360 the other one was a business called the Third Burglar. 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:48.600 Right okay, No, Bex was right. Actually we didn't want 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:54.560 that one, all right, Saron. Thanks you called David. Good 0:03:54.560 --> 0:04:02.160 morning David. Was your your pum business that you've seen 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:02.840 in Melbourne? 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:06.600 With my business it's called Plaster to Perfection and we're 0:04:06.600 --> 0:04:07.560 a plastering company. 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:11.040 That's another great one, Plasted to Perfection. How long have 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:12.080 you had that one? Mate? 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:13.240 Oh? 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:15.240 Mate, for about fifteen twenty years. 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:18.280 That's fantastic. Wow, well done David. Thank you very much 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:19.200 for that one. Thank you. 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:19.640 Cheers. 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:23.039 I've noticed up on the board then you're whiteboard that 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:25.400 you are putting all these in, you're doing little images 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:27.360 by them. Yep. What are you going to do for plaster? 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:28.880 To perfection? A trowel or. 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:31.080 I was just going to draw a square and that 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:32.400 was like a set of plaster. 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:37.919 Okay, yeah, fine, I'm just going to draw square. That 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:43.760 could be anything. Mark, Good morning, Good morning. 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:45.440 Here we go and groat a little more right to night. 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:47.960 Yeah, everyone's good this morning, and I hope all is 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:49.800 well with you. What's your business for us? 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:50.320 Yeah? 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:53.520 I send a my bile coffee van called the Caffeineida. 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:55.719 That's a great yeah. 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:56.000 Yeah. 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:59.039 And he had under noise with Asta barrista baby, so 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:00.880 I was kind. 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:02.000 To think of it was gonna be another one like 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:05.440 our brew back, But that's rubbish. You wants much better. Mark, 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:07.760 thank you very much for showing that one. Buddy Daz, 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:09.360 Good morning. What's your one for us? Dez? 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:11.680 The lost in de Park? 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:12.640 It's a laundromat. 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:17.280 Oh well, the drama has been cut off a cliffhanger. 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:19.880 Who what a cliffhanger? 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:22.040 Huh say it again? I kind of missed it. It's 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:22.800 a laundromat. 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:26.920 It's a launder net called the Lost Sock. I'm missing 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:30.560 the puny because actually it actually just says what it 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:36.960 does on the tin. Oh jas, he's hard to guy 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:37.840 right now, bless him? 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:39.320 No good, no good at all. 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:42.880 And let's maybe maybe we're missing a movie, a movie 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:45.240 or a pun or a band name. But what's what's 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:45.599 a pun? 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:48.360 You know? It's not it's like calling a shoe business 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:52.719 we repair shoes, the loss sock. 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:55.560 Yeah, like it's a cute name, like it's a launder man. 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:58.640 Sometimes it's not there we're twenty four seven or pun 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:01.640 Henry the Third you know, or Doggie Starn, any of these. 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:03.920 So what shame that does? Is the last one? 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:04.880 Yeah? All right? 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:08.560 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:09.039 point three. 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:11.839 We're in the middle of this week's punny Business where 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:14.120 we ask you to look out for any local company 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:16.359 that have got one of those business names with a 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:18.760 pun in them. If that's some good ones so far, 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:21.880 let's go back to the lines. Good morning, is that Richard? 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:25.600 Yeah here, I'm pretty good, Richard. Welcome to the show. 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:27.800 Thanks giving us a cool what's your business here in 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:29.360 Melbourne with a pun in its name? 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:34.280 Old and one it's holding with a hate taken off. 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:36.200 Are we all have to speak with this? 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:38.520 I think? I am What sort of business is it? 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:44.000 He makes carnobs, repay the steering wheels, does all your 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:44.760 dash of everything? 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:47.120 You could? You could get an actual business out of 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:49.039 just making carnobs? Wow? 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:53.000 Yeah, old binge stuff does have old cars you see? 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:54.200 All right? What's it called again? 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:56.080 Old and one? 0:06:56.760 --> 0:07:00.040 Oh yeah, I say old old for old pieces of cars. 0:06:59.760 --> 0:07:02.680 Right, gotcha? Okay, Richard, thank you very much for that one. Amanda, 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:05.760 good morning, Oh, good morning, Christian and Gang? 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:06.320 Hell are we? 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:09.280 Yeah? We're pretty good? Have you well this morning? And Amanda, 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:11.040 what's your business for us? 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:13.640 I've got to be a little bit careful here. 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:16.880 But there is a butcher in spring Vial and it's 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:19.200 p h u s. 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:24.640 Second word is that butcher? So? And how do you 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:31.240 go about pronouncing that? Amanda? M Yeah, something that butcher. 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:34.640 Now you have a go because if you say they 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:36.360 can't have a go at you. If I say or 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:38.600 jacknels a pats, we're in trouble and we can be suspended. 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:41.480 So if you say it's okay, all right, I can apologize. 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:42.200 So you give it a go. 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:51.440 Fuck that butcher, Amanda, we're sacking back to Fox with 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:53.840 language like that, you potty mouth lady. 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:56.640 And Asian pH is actually just a peace sound like piquette, 0:07:56.720 --> 0:08:01.280 Yes it is, but yeah, and I can't like you 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:01.760 did that. 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:06.160 Shame on Amanda, everyone, Shame on Amanda. All right, Amanda, 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:08.240 thanks for corning. And that's Amanda who've just fired as 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:11.600 our listener, Michael, come on him. Here you going, yeah, 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:13.760 pretty good, Mickey boy, Off you go. Then what have 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:14.480 you got for us? Mate? 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:17.840 Active Erections again, Michael. 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:21.240 I thought it was just the way you were sat Michael. 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:23.920 Active Directions was a crane high company. 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:27.240 Of course it is. They're all called scaffolding. They all 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:28.960 love that erection joke. And what I love about the 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:31.120 must think I think we're the only company out there 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:33.040 that are doing this. There's no one else who does this. 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:36.960 It's just us doing the whole massive erection gag. All right, Michael, 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:38.360 thanks for that one. May have a good week. 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:43.080 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:43.560 point three. 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:47.360 All right, So we keep getting this text to the show, 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:49.920 one of those you know you send to everyone in 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:52.120 your phone. We go, Hi everyone, I've changed my number. 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:55.000 It's this but it's accidentally come to us gold one 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:57.920 of four point three hibody as of tomorrow my number, 0:08:58.000 --> 0:09:00.559 and then his new number or her new number, then 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:03.560 another one. Sorry I was in a rush yesterday and 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:04.520 this new number. 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:07.480 And the interesting thing about it is the texts system 0:09:07.559 --> 0:09:10.240 shows if this person has written in before, and this 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:12.199 is the first time they've written so it's not like. 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:14.559 All right, so they've never contacted this station. 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:16.440 Before, they've never used the text line before. This is 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:18.360 the first time they've used it to say, my number 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:19.560 will be changing tomorrow. 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:22.600 And our text number is quite an unwieldy number as well. 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:24.320 It's not an easy one that rolls off O four 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:27.920 seven five three one oh four three. It's not your 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:28.960 normal kind of number. 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:31.079 So if we try to call this person, is your 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:34.040 guest they are familiar with the show or complete wrong number. 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:36.040 I don't know, I'll think, because they keep badgering us 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:37.640 with the number, we should call them up now. So 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:39.319 we're going to give them a call now on their 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:44.680 new Number's obviously very excited about this new number, so 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:49.800 we don't know who this is. Hello, Hello, mate, how 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:53.199 are you your good night? Yeah, not too bad. I'll 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:54.480 just give me a call about where are we going 0:09:54.480 --> 0:09:59.560 to meet up tomorrow night? What? Well do you want 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:02.400 to meet in the pub beforehand? Or I come around yours? 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:05.000 You come around? Mind? How do we want this? I've Oh, 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:07.080 by the way, when does your number change over? Because 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:09.160 I've still got this number? Your old number. 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:11.439 Wasn't it? 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:16.920 Don't term me that accent stands out that much. I 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:18.200 can't even make a prank call. 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:21.600 I'm so sorry. 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:24.240 I just I did a fool like you know how 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:26.640 you do the message and you every number, and yeah, 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:29.800 you keep texting our radio stations saying your numbers changing. 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:31.920 So we thought we'd call your number and have a chat. 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:35.559 I'm sorry about that. So what's your name? Peter? Peter? 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:37.880 So when does this number change over? Because we've got 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:41.280 up to our records. Oh yeah, now now now okay, right, 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:43.000 so we never call you on this nummer we use you. 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:44.360 We try to call your new number. 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:47.240 Yeah, Now what happened was I'm an idiot and I've 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:49.920 given the because I've changed numbers, but I've given them 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:52.000 the wrong new number I wanted. 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:54.160 I've got a new plan and in my phone I 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:54.840 needed more. 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:57.120 Data and I do you know what? Peter? Regret asking? 0:10:57.160 --> 0:10:58.760 Now we're going to quite a dut. 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:02.240 Area Christian who Can Breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:03.160 four point three. 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:05.920 So when I was chatting to Gavin minnerte our very 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:07.920 own Gave Minute, he was turning about what he did 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:10.600 with his first couple of paychecks, and I was stunned. 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:13.160 All right, this is quite a few years ago. What 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:15.720 a young kid, a teenager would do with his first 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:16.560 proper paychecks. 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:17.840 What was his job he was? 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:20.640 He was djaying. He got into radio very very young. 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:21.520 That was his first job. 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:23.360 Yeah, we started doing four or five days a week 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:25.120 at the age of fifteen. 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:26.559 Phenomenal. 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:28.199 Yep. So it's just about you know, hope. He wasn't 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:30.760 wanna be saying, but about thirty years ago, all right. 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:34.200 So he's getting you know, he's earning a professional salary, 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:37.400 but he's like fifteen or sixteen. And I was stunned. 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:39.880 He said, he saved up for three months and he 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:43.720 got something that with his first paycheck. Do you remember 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:45.599 what you got your first paycheck? Because you felt like 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:48.160 an adult, no matter what age you were, felt like 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:50.160 you were a proper adult. And you can I can 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:52.360 buy my own things now, even with just a couple 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:52.800 of bucks. 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:54.880 My first paid job wasn't a lot. It was twenty 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:56.800 six bucks a week for doing Yeah, but it. 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:59.440 Doesn't matters the first your own what he felt like 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:01.560 you were working the system in the adult world. 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:04.520 But I mean, like I probably would have got one 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:06.600 meal at Machis and this's half of it gone already. 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:09.160 But he paid for yourself, you know, with your own mind. 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:11.400 He was definitely nothing sizable that I can look back 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:13.640 on and go, I'm glad I've still got that precious 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:15.680 gift that I bought with my first paycheck. 0:12:16.080 --> 0:12:17.000 What was a few bats. 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:19.400 I was about to go to radio school, so I 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:21.040 worked at a bookshop in my local town. 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:22.520 So he went to radio school. 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:25.640 I went to radio school. Yeah, funny that. So I 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:27.520 had to save everything. But I think I might have 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:29.920 got clothes as well, which was my excuse on the 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:31.120 clothes in Melbourne. 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:33.720 What do you think gaff Miller, you've seen gaf Miller? Okay, 0:12:33.920 --> 0:12:35.640 all right, what do you think he would have got 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:38.640 the young gaff Miller with his first paycheck? 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:41.520 He likes to travel, He's got his own traveling Instagram. 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:42.600 He's a cultured man. 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:45.800 But you can't get a European holiday surely off a 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:47.439 fifteen year old salary. 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:49.880 For you know, a walkman or because he was writing 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:51.960 he likes his g and said. 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:54.320 Thirty years ago. So maybe, like I don't know, a 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:57.040 movie ticket to the first Star Wars. 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:02.560 If he could take calls all week, you would never 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:03.480 ever guess. 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:05.120 Really what this kid did. 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:09.600 It's stunning. I've never known any kid do this. It's 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:11.960 not even a thing a kid should have. Anyway, it 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:13.920 doesn't do it justify I say what he did with 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:15.679 his first salary, So I know Gav is actually in 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:17.920 the moment. I think he's out in the office doing something, 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:19.760 getting ready for an interview. So I'm going to go 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:21.679 and get gave him in a You won't guess what 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:24.000 he did with his first salary. I count wait find 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:24.560 out in a minute. 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:27.640 The First and O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:28.600 four point three. 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:31.439 All right, so Gav is actually in the studio with us. 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:33.240 Good morning, Gav, morning everybody. 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:35.640 Hi Son, you've had to come into her early for this. 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:37.800 Oh no, that's fine. It's my favorite breakfast show. I 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:40.199 was listening. I thought, why I'm not just racing and 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:41.240 share this. 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:44.120 Terrible don't like you're homeless at the moment and you 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:46.640 sleep here, he sleeps in the air. 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:48.400 Events you got me. 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:52.600 You just obviously love radio if you've been seriously doing 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:54.360 radio since you were fifteen years old. 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:57.319 Yeah, I'm basically the Ricky Schroeder of Australian radio. 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:00.240 That's unbelievable. So what happened? You're at school and you 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:01.960 get discovered I. 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:04.360 Did work experience, and from work experience, I know where 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:06.720 is this Bathett's, New South Wales, my hometown. 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:09.200 I do love the idea though, of a radio scout 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:11.720 going around high school discovering new town. 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:15.440 She didn't work experience, and then what some guy thinks 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:17.120 you've got a good voice and puts you on air. 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:19.320 I don't think he thought I had a good voice. 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:21.080 I just think it was the boss of that station, 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:24.120 who just racked up seventy years in the business, by 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:26.240 the way, and he's one of the last owner operators 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:29.280 of a small station left in Australia, so five. 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:31.000 More when he matches Huggy, that's going. 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:35.640 So I basically just hung out until they gave me 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:39.280 weekend mid dawns. So that was I'd finished school on 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:41.120 a Friday, go home and have a nap and then 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:43.360 beyond the radio from midnight and I remember the very 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:46.400 first song I played doing Midnight to Dawn was Daryl Braithwaite. 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:48.640 As the days go by, every time I hear the 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:51.200 intro of that song, now I'm instantly terrified and tired. 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:55.640 You're back there. And so you save up a couple 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:58.320 of paychecks. So are you're earning what full time? You're 0:14:58.360 --> 0:14:59.080 earning full time? 0:14:59.160 --> 0:14:59.600 Well? 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:01.880 No, no, no, to school, Chuck. Well, it was just weekends. 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:04.120 So I think it was maybe a couple hundred bucks 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:06.040 a week after tax for the two shifts. 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:08.920 But that's amazing that age, at that age. 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:10.440 More money than I ever thought, I'd say. 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:12.440 And then the thing that Christian says that you bought 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:14.720 with your first paycheck. He said that Pats and I 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:16.920 could never guess. If we guess all for the next 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:18.400 teen years, we would never get it right. 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:19.720 No, I don't think you'd. 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:21.240 Get I was stune, which is why I want to 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:22.920 do this today. So what did you buy? 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:26.400 I bought a custom made single water. 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:32.040 Bed fifteen years of age. And I guess it has 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:34.240 to be custom made because no one asks. If you're 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:37.800 into that stuff, it's to enjoy with somebody else at 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:40.800 your age is you want to enjoy it with this out? 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:46.320 It was waterbeds for encouraging love making. Really yeah, O 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:48.240 my mom and dad had waterbed. 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:50.960 Yeah. 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:54.120 But I didn't grow up thinking I want my own 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:55.720 version of that at fifteen. 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:57.680 I literally it was the first. 0:15:57.560 --> 0:15:59.440 Time I had known that. At fifteen, you would have 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:01.240 thought be a cool thing to happen. 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:03.760 I literally thought, I have my own money for the 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:06.320 first time of my life. I can have anything I want. 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:08.200 And that's what my fifteen year old brain went to. 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:11.280 Happened. Then you go into the showroom and they. 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:12.800 Look at me like I'm fromb out of space because 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:16.080 they've never made a custom single waterbed before, because no 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:16.720 one's ever asked. 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:18.920 There was a thought, who is this young stud is 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:22.040 this watching off the street? Need a waterbed? And check 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:24.040 me out? I think we know why. 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:27.920 Yeah. So it was just under six hundred bucks from memory, 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:30.560 which was a fortune. 0:16:31.160 --> 0:16:34.720 What would that be in today's Money's about two three 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:36.600 thousand dollars like that? 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:37.600 Yeah? 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:39.440 And then what happened to Did you take it with 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:40.480 you when you moved out of home? 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:40.680 No? 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:43.200 I moved out of home about eighteen months later, by 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:45.200 which time, by the way, I had a terrible lower back. 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:46.040 I don't think the water. 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:49.160 Was the water from the yarrow. 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:54.440 Mum and Dad, I believe, kind of managed to break 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:56.000 it up and they sold it to someone. I have 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:57.960 a vague recollection of getting a couple of hundred bucks 0:16:57.960 --> 0:16:58.360 in the mail. 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:01.160 They break up the actual bed, and then they sold 0:17:01.160 --> 0:17:01.720 the bladder. 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:04.720 I think so. I don't really remember, you know, how. 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:06.439