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Speaker 1: Christian oho' Conwell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: So once a week we do a thing called punny Business.
Speaker 2: This is the way you look for those companies you'd
Speaker 2: have seen them before where they thought long and hard
Speaker 2: about coming up with a a business name that's got
Speaker 2: a pun in. We started it a couple of weeks
Speaker 2: ago and it went so well, so big. We do
Speaker 2: it every week. Here's some of them you may have missed.
Speaker 3: Here's a business in Culla, Marine called well Hung Blind
Speaker 3: couple butcher shops in hard and Parked Are they called
Speaker 3: char char Cha.
Speaker 4: My friend's got a groom in business down in Geelong
Speaker 4: and It's called short Back Inside Screaming Geelong.
Speaker 5: There's a bakery in Packinghams called the Prime Minister.
Speaker 4: There's a fish and chip shop and God Brauner.
Speaker 5: My cafe is called Shakers and Stirs in Clifton Hills.
Speaker 5: The dog training business in Mornington called Sit Happens.
Speaker 2: I'm going to trail up in business cold Out on
Speaker 2: a limb Tree Services.
Speaker 4: Where be there is a hairdressers called Curl.
Speaker 3: Up and Die.
Speaker 5: Okay, I've sen a septic tank truck that gets around
Speaker 5: called Henry the Turd.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but I might be fortified, but Henry the
Speaker 2: Turd still makes me laugh every time. And also sit
Speaker 2: happens as well. All right, then let's get some brand
Speaker 2: new ones for this week's punty business. Let's take some calls.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Jason, I'm good Jason. So what is your
Speaker 2: pun business name that you've seen here in Melbourne?
Speaker 4: From our a Z We've got an off right caravan
Speaker 4: business called Hailen Vands after Ben Haylan.
Speaker 2: That is genius. This is your business, Yes, that is it.
Speaker 2: So I congratulate you for that amazing names. That is fantastic,
Speaker 2: well done. All right, that's Jason. Sharon good morning, Hi Christian,
Speaker 2: how are you. I'm pretty good. Sharon Werribee, how are you?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Well, thank you.
Speaker 7: And there's a picture farming place in Weerriby and they're
Speaker 7: known as well hung frames.
Speaker 2: Oh now we have a bit of a clash here.
Speaker 2: We've got well hung blinds as well at the moment.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, I had another business to the Berea say one,
Speaker 1: but I did have another.
Speaker 2: Produce. Bex is very very strong. She's not the show bouncer.
Speaker 2: What with it some of the others.
Speaker 7: Now you've gotten through you've said, well the other well,
Speaker 7: the other one was a business called the Third Burglar.
Speaker 2: Right okay, No, Bex was right. Actually we didn't want
Speaker 2: that one, all right, Saron. Thanks you called David. Good
Speaker 2: morning David. Was your your pum business that you've seen
Speaker 2: in Melbourne?
Speaker 5: With my business it's called Plaster to Perfection and we're
Speaker 5: a plastering company.
Speaker 2: That's another great one, Plasted to Perfection. How long have
Speaker 2: you had that one? Mate?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Mate, for about fifteen twenty years.
Speaker 2: That's fantastic. Wow, well done David. Thank you very much
Speaker 2: for that one. Thank you.
Speaker 5: Cheers.
Speaker 2: I've noticed up on the board then you're whiteboard that
Speaker 2: you are putting all these in, you're doing little images
Speaker 2: by them. Yep. What are you going to do for plaster?
Speaker 2: To perfection? A trowel or.
Speaker 4: I was just going to draw a square and that
Speaker 4: was like a set of plaster.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, fine, I'm just going to draw square. That
Speaker 2: could be anything. Mark, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 5: Here we go and groat a little more right to night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone's good this morning, and I hope all is
Speaker 2: well with you. What's your business for us?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I send a my bile coffee van called the Caffeineida.
Speaker 2: That's a great yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And he had under noise with Asta barrista baby, so
Speaker 3: I was kind.
Speaker 2: To think of it was gonna be another one like
Speaker 2: our brew back, But that's rubbish. You wants much better. Mark,
Speaker 2: thank you very much for showing that one. Buddy Daz,
Speaker 2: Good morning. What's your one for us? Dez?
Speaker 4: The lost in de Park?
Speaker 5: It's a laundromat.
Speaker 2: Oh well, the drama has been cut off a cliffhanger.
Speaker 2: Who what a cliffhanger?
Speaker 4: Huh say it again? I kind of missed it. It's
Speaker 4: a laundromat.
Speaker 2: It's a launder net called the Lost Sock. I'm missing
Speaker 2: the puny because actually it actually just says what it
Speaker 2: does on the tin. Oh jas, he's hard to guy
Speaker 2: right now, bless him?
Speaker 3: No good, no good at all.
Speaker 4: And let's maybe maybe we're missing a movie, a movie
Speaker 4: or a pun or a band name. But what's what's
Speaker 4: a pun?
Speaker 2: You know? It's not it's like calling a shoe business
Speaker 2: we repair shoes, the loss sock.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like it's a cute name, like it's a launder man.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's not there we're twenty four seven or pun
Speaker 2: Henry the Third you know, or Doggie Starn, any of these.
Speaker 4: So what shame that does? Is the last one?
Speaker 2: Yeah? All right?
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Speaker 2: We're in the middle of this week's punny Business where
Speaker 2: we ask you to look out for any local company
Speaker 2: that have got one of those business names with a
Speaker 2: pun in them. If that's some good ones so far,
Speaker 2: let's go back to the lines. Good morning, is that Richard?
Speaker 2: Yeah here, I'm pretty good, Richard. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Thanks giving us a cool what's your business here in
Speaker 2: Melbourne with a pun in its name?
Speaker 4: Old and one it's holding with a hate taken off.
Speaker 2: Are we all have to speak with this?
Speaker 8: I think? I am What sort of business is it?
Speaker 4: He makes carnobs, repay the steering wheels, does all your
Speaker 4: dash of everything?
Speaker 2: You could? You could get an actual business out of
Speaker 2: just making carnobs? Wow?
Speaker 8: Yeah, old binge stuff does have old cars you see?
Speaker 2: All right? What's it called again?
Speaker 7: Old and one?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I say old old for old pieces of cars.
Speaker 2: Right, gotcha? Okay, Richard, thank you very much for that one. Amanda,
Speaker 2: good morning, Oh, good morning, Christian and Gang?
Speaker 1: Hell are we?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We're pretty good? Have you well this morning? And Amanda,
Speaker 2: what's your business for us?
Speaker 3: I've got to be a little bit careful here.
Speaker 7: But there is a butcher in spring Vial and it's
Speaker 7: p h u s.
Speaker 2: Second word is that butcher? So? And how do you
Speaker 2: go about pronouncing that? Amanda? M Yeah, something that butcher.
Speaker 2: Now you have a go because if you say they
Speaker 2: can't have a go at you. If I say or
Speaker 2: jacknels a pats, we're in trouble and we can be suspended.
Speaker 2: So if you say it's okay, all right, I can apologize.
Speaker 2: So you give it a go.
Speaker 9: Fuck that butcher, Amanda, we're sacking back to Fox with
Speaker 9: language like that, you potty mouth lady.
Speaker 4: And Asian pH is actually just a peace sound like piquette,
Speaker 4: Yes it is, but yeah, and I can't like you
Speaker 4: did that.
Speaker 2: Shame on Amanda, everyone, Shame on Amanda. All right, Amanda,
Speaker 2: thanks for corning. And that's Amanda who've just fired as
Speaker 2: our listener, Michael, come on him. Here you going, yeah,
Speaker 2: pretty good, Mickey boy, Off you go. Then what have
Speaker 2: you got for us? Mate?
Speaker 4: Active Erections again, Michael.
Speaker 2: I thought it was just the way you were sat Michael.
Speaker 5: Active Directions was a crane high company.
Speaker 2: Of course it is. They're all called scaffolding. They all
Speaker 2: love that erection joke. And what I love about the
Speaker 2: must think I think we're the only company out there
Speaker 2: that are doing this. There's no one else who does this.
Speaker 2: It's just us doing the whole massive erection gag. All right, Michael,
Speaker 2: thanks for that one. May have a good week.
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Speaker 2: All right, So we keep getting this text to the show,
Speaker 2: one of those you know you send to everyone in
Speaker 2: your phone. We go, Hi everyone, I've changed my number.
Speaker 2: It's this but it's accidentally come to us gold one
Speaker 2: of four point three hibody as of tomorrow my number,
Speaker 2: and then his new number or her new number, then
Speaker 2: another one. Sorry I was in a rush yesterday and
Speaker 2: this new number.
Speaker 4: And the interesting thing about it is the texts system
Speaker 4: shows if this person has written in before, and this
Speaker 4: is the first time they've written so it's not like.
Speaker 2: All right, so they've never contacted this station.
Speaker 4: Before, they've never used the text line before. This is
Speaker 4: the first time they've used it to say, my number
Speaker 4: will be changing tomorrow.
Speaker 2: And our text number is quite an unwieldy number as well.
Speaker 2: It's not an easy one that rolls off O four
Speaker 2: seven five three one oh four three. It's not your
Speaker 2: normal kind of number.
Speaker 4: So if we try to call this person, is your
Speaker 4: guest they are familiar with the show or complete wrong number.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'll think, because they keep badgering us
Speaker 2: with the number, we should call them up now. So
Speaker 2: we're going to give them a call now on their
Speaker 2: new Number's obviously very excited about this new number, so
Speaker 2: we don't know who this is. Hello, Hello, mate, how
Speaker 2: are you your good night? Yeah, not too bad. I'll
Speaker 2: just give me a call about where are we going
Speaker 2: to meet up tomorrow night? What? Well do you want
Speaker 2: to meet in the pub beforehand? Or I come around yours?
Speaker 2: You come around? Mind? How do we want this? I've Oh,
Speaker 2: by the way, when does your number change over? Because
Speaker 2: I've still got this number? Your old number.
Speaker 4: Wasn't it?
Speaker 2: Don't term me that accent stands out that much. I
Speaker 2: can't even make a prank call.
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I just I did a fool like you know how
Speaker 2: you do the message and you every number, and yeah,
Speaker 2: you keep texting our radio stations saying your numbers changing.
Speaker 2: So we thought we'd call your number and have a chat.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry about that. So what's your name? Peter? Peter?
Speaker 2: So when does this number change over? Because we've got
Speaker 2: up to our records. Oh yeah, now now now okay, right,
Speaker 2: so we never call you on this nummer we use you.
Speaker 2: We try to call your new number.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Now what happened was I'm an idiot and I've
Speaker 4: given the because I've changed numbers, but I've given them
Speaker 4: the wrong new number I wanted.
Speaker 8: I've got a new plan and in my phone I
Speaker 8: needed more.
Speaker 2: Data and I do you know what? Peter? Regret asking?
Speaker 2: Now we're going to quite a dut.
Speaker 1: Area Christian who Can Breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh
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Speaker 2: So when I was chatting to Gavin minnerte our very
Speaker 2: own Gave Minute, he was turning about what he did
Speaker 2: with his first couple of paychecks, and I was stunned.
Speaker 2: All right, this is quite a few years ago. What
Speaker 2: a young kid, a teenager would do with his first
Speaker 2: proper paychecks.
Speaker 4: What was his job he was?
Speaker 2: He was djaying. He got into radio very very young.
Speaker 4: That was his first job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we started doing four or five days a week
Speaker 2: at the age of fifteen.
Speaker 8: Phenomenal.
Speaker 2: Yep. So it's just about you know, hope. He wasn't
Speaker 2: wanna be saying, but about thirty years ago, all right.
Speaker 2: So he's getting you know, he's earning a professional salary,
Speaker 2: but he's like fifteen or sixteen. And I was stunned.
Speaker 2: He said, he saved up for three months and he
Speaker 2: got something that with his first paycheck. Do you remember
Speaker 2: what you got your first paycheck? Because you felt like
Speaker 2: an adult, no matter what age you were, felt like
Speaker 2: you were a proper adult. And you can I can
Speaker 2: buy my own things now, even with just a couple
Speaker 2: of bucks.
Speaker 4: My first paid job wasn't a lot. It was twenty
Speaker 4: six bucks a week for doing Yeah, but it.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matters the first your own what he felt like
Speaker 2: you were working the system in the adult world.
Speaker 4: But I mean, like I probably would have got one
Speaker 4: meal at Machis and this's half of it gone already.
Speaker 2: But he paid for yourself, you know, with your own mind.
Speaker 4: He was definitely nothing sizable that I can look back
Speaker 4: on and go, I'm glad I've still got that precious
Speaker 4: gift that I bought with my first paycheck.
Speaker 2: What was a few bats.
Speaker 10: I was about to go to radio school, so I
Speaker 10: worked at a bookshop in my local town.
Speaker 2: So he went to radio school.
Speaker 10: I went to radio school. Yeah, funny that. So I
Speaker 10: had to save everything. But I think I might have
Speaker 10: got clothes as well, which was my excuse on the
Speaker 10: clothes in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: What do you think gaff Miller, you've seen gaf Miller? Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, what do you think he would have got
Speaker 2: the young gaff Miller with his first paycheck?
Speaker 4: He likes to travel, He's got his own traveling Instagram.
Speaker 2: He's a cultured man.
Speaker 4: But you can't get a European holiday surely off a
Speaker 4: fifteen year old salary.
Speaker 10: For you know, a walkman or because he was writing
Speaker 10: he likes his g and said.
Speaker 4: Thirty years ago. So maybe, like I don't know, a
Speaker 4: movie ticket to the first Star Wars.
Speaker 2: If he could take calls all week, you would never
Speaker 2: ever guess.
Speaker 4: Really what this kid did.
Speaker 2: It's stunning. I've never known any kid do this. It's
Speaker 2: not even a thing a kid should have. Anyway, it
Speaker 2: doesn't do it justify I say what he did with
Speaker 2: his first salary, So I know Gav is actually in
Speaker 2: the moment. I think he's out in the office doing something,
Speaker 2: getting ready for an interview. So I'm going to go
Speaker 2: and get gave him in a You won't guess what
Speaker 2: he did with his first salary. I count wait find
Speaker 2: out in a minute.
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Speaker 2: All right, so Gav is actually in the studio with us.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Gav, morning everybody.
Speaker 2: Hi Son, you've had to come into her early for this.
Speaker 7: Oh no, that's fine. It's my favorite breakfast show. I
Speaker 7: was listening. I thought, why I'm not just racing and
Speaker 7: share this.
Speaker 2: Terrible don't like you're homeless at the moment and you
Speaker 2: sleep here, he sleeps in the air.
Speaker 7: Events you got me.
Speaker 4: You just obviously love radio if you've been seriously doing
Speaker 4: radio since you were fifteen years old.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm basically the Ricky Schroeder of Australian radio.
Speaker 2: That's unbelievable. So what happened? You're at school and you
Speaker 2: get discovered I.
Speaker 7: Did work experience, and from work experience, I know where
Speaker 7: is this Bathett's, New South Wales, my hometown.
Speaker 4: I do love the idea though, of a radio scout
Speaker 4: going around high school discovering new town.
Speaker 2: She didn't work experience, and then what some guy thinks
Speaker 2: you've got a good voice and puts you on air.
Speaker 7: I don't think he thought I had a good voice.
Speaker 7: I just think it was the boss of that station,
Speaker 7: who just racked up seventy years in the business, by
Speaker 7: the way, and he's one of the last owner operators
Speaker 7: of a small station left in Australia, so five.
Speaker 2: More when he matches Huggy, that's going.
Speaker 7: So I basically just hung out until they gave me
Speaker 7: weekend mid dawns. So that was I'd finished school on
Speaker 7: a Friday, go home and have a nap and then
Speaker 7: beyond the radio from midnight and I remember the very
Speaker 7: first song I played doing Midnight to Dawn was Daryl Braithwaite.
Speaker 7: As the days go by, every time I hear the
Speaker 7: intro of that song, now I'm instantly terrified and tired.
Speaker 2: You're back there. And so you save up a couple
Speaker 2: of paychecks. So are you're earning what full time? You're
Speaker 2: earning full time?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 7: No, no, no, to school, Chuck. Well, it was just weekends.
Speaker 7: So I think it was maybe a couple hundred bucks
Speaker 7: a week after tax for the two shifts.
Speaker 2: But that's amazing that age, at that age.
Speaker 7: More money than I ever thought, I'd say.
Speaker 4: And then the thing that Christian says that you bought
Speaker 4: with your first paycheck. He said that Pats and I
Speaker 4: could never guess. If we guess all for the next
Speaker 4: teen years, we would never get it right.
Speaker 7: No, I don't think you'd.
Speaker 2: Get I was stune, which is why I want to
Speaker 2: do this today. So what did you buy?
Speaker 7: I bought a custom made single water.
Speaker 2: Bed fifteen years of age. And I guess it has
Speaker 2: to be custom made because no one asks. If you're
Speaker 2: into that stuff, it's to enjoy with somebody else at
Speaker 2: your age is you want to enjoy it with this out?
Speaker 4: It was waterbeds for encouraging love making. Really yeah, O
Speaker 4: my mom and dad had waterbed.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But I didn't grow up thinking I want my own
Speaker 4: version of that at fifteen.
Speaker 7: I literally it was the first.
Speaker 2: Time I had known that. At fifteen, you would have
Speaker 2: thought be a cool thing to happen.
Speaker 7: I literally thought, I have my own money for the
Speaker 7: first time of my life. I can have anything I want.
Speaker 7: And that's what my fifteen year old brain went to.
Speaker 2: Happened. Then you go into the showroom and they.
Speaker 7: Look at me like I'm fromb out of space because
Speaker 7: they've never made a custom single waterbed before, because no
Speaker 7: one's ever asked.
Speaker 2: There was a thought, who is this young stud is
Speaker 2: this watching off the street? Need a waterbed? And check
Speaker 2: me out? I think we know why.
Speaker 7: Yeah. So it was just under six hundred bucks from memory,
Speaker 7: which was a fortune.
Speaker 4: What would that be in today's Money's about two three
Speaker 4: thousand dollars like that?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then what happened to Did you take it with
Speaker 2: you when you moved out of home?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 7: I moved out of home about eighteen months later, by
Speaker 7: which time, by the way, I had a terrible lower back.
Speaker 7: I don't think the water.
Speaker 2: Was the water from the yarrow.
Speaker 7: Mum and Dad, I believe, kind of managed to break
Speaker 7: it up and they sold it to someone. I have
Speaker 7: a vague recollection of getting a couple of hundred bucks
Speaker 7: in the mail.
Speaker 4: They break up the actual bed, and then they sold
Speaker 4: the bladder.
Speaker 7: I think so. I don't really remember, you know, how.
Speaker 2: Do you fill them up from the tap? Do they
Speaker 2: come fill? How does it work? You bug a hose
Speaker 2: into it?
Speaker 7: Don't remember that either. Do they even sell water beds?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 7: Are they still?
Speaker 2: I reckon there are people still out there who enjoy
Speaker 2: a waterbed? Do we get ex parents? I mean Dad
Speaker 2: late night European movies. He doesn't limp a lot when
Speaker 2: he walks as well. Well.
Speaker 4: If they're doing a good job of hiding the water
Speaker 4: bed from me, it must be tucked under their actual mattress,
Speaker 4: and then under their bed they pull out the water.
Speaker 2: Let's gap.
Speaker 7: Thank you very much, have a good show tonight, pleasure
Speaker 7: my favorite breakfast show. Thanks for letting me on it.
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Speaker 2: Thanks to pancake partner and potential the Hot Springs coming
Speaker 2: up on this morning show. Then we got ten weeks
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Speaker 2: the Royal Show AM this morning we'll have Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 2: The price is right. Coming up next though, we're talking
Speaker 2: about our three word weekend.
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Speaker 2: All right then, so my Monday morning three word weekend
Speaker 2: would be farmer's market. Con you might be able to
Speaker 2: put those all together and work out where I went
Speaker 2: over the weekend to a farmer's market. Now, how are
Speaker 2: these places still getting away with it? So I've got
Speaker 2: to pay more than if I went into a shop
Speaker 2: because you made it a home.
Speaker 4: You know what. Alphington at the moment has just got
Speaker 4: a farmer's market and everybody in the suburb is trading
Speaker 4: it like it's the best thing to come to down,
Speaker 4: like the circus has come to down. Oh you know,
Speaker 4: we've got our own farmer's market now down by the
Speaker 4: station is the farmer's market. The farmer's man.
Speaker 2: We all get very excited by a farmer's market. I
Speaker 2: was told all last week. The farmer's market is in town,
Speaker 2: you right, Jack, it's the circus is in town. Come
Speaker 2: see the ladies wrestle with the snake, or for me,
Speaker 2: come come pay too much money for fudge.
Speaker 4: Everything they're all the same.
Speaker 2: They're all the same. So back in England, Australia, ten
Speaker 2: thousand miles apart, all the same. Let's walk around the
Speaker 2: farmer's market together. What do you always have, mister fudge,
Speaker 2: raw honey, raw honey. Mister bees whack, who's made stuff
Speaker 2: out of bees wax? No other place, no other place
Speaker 2: in the CBD. Would you wander around going, oh, there's
Speaker 2: the bees wax shop. These places only exist farmer's markets.
Speaker 2: No one is no one's mom and dad are going,
Speaker 2: We're so proud our son Derek is doing so well
Speaker 2: at the moment he was. He's got his own bees
Speaker 2: wax stall.
Speaker 4: The corner of Berk and Sponston straight in the city. Yeah,
Speaker 4: used to be the old Telstra building. Now it's beeswax.
Speaker 2: Right, So let's walk around it then. So we've got
Speaker 2: bees wax the over and everything there is overpriced. Whatever
Speaker 2: you normally pay, chuck another three to five bucks on
Speaker 2: top of it, because oh, well done, you made in
Speaker 2: your kitchen at home. Of course I should pay you
Speaker 2: more for I can make it at home. Why should
Speaker 2: I pay you just because you made it at home?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 4: Artisan bread is another one?
Speaker 2: Well me in price? Yeah, what is it if you?
Speaker 2: If you see the word artisan, get ready to add
Speaker 2: on another ten bucks. We should start building ourselves as
Speaker 2: the artists and breakfast show, and then charges radio station
Speaker 2: a lot more money locally sourced artists and breakfast show.
Speaker 2: The other thing you get is the Turkish breads that
Speaker 2: are the size of your body. I mean absolutely, I
Speaker 2: love them and I bought a load. The other thing
Speaker 2: are sausages yep, all right, that are really really really
Speaker 2: expensive as well.
Speaker 4: Where you start doing that thing where you see all
Speaker 4: the fresh produce and you convince yourself that you're going
Speaker 4: to start eating differently. Yes, I'll get all them. I'll
Speaker 4: get all the veggies, get all the organic fruits, all
Speaker 4: the gourmete sausages. Yes, I will do. And then once
Speaker 4: you've paid for it all, you're like, well, can't do
Speaker 4: this again next week.
Speaker 2: And then at every single farmer's market wherever you are
Speaker 2: in the world, there's always a miserable, pasty faced looking
Speaker 2: couple that rug the run the vegans stall. They look
Speaker 2: like they haven't spoken to each other in twenty years.
Speaker 2: Not exactly an advert for all the big concluding free products.
Speaker 2: They look so weak that they're going to faint at
Speaker 2: any moment. Oh, do you want some delicious mung beans
Speaker 2: and alfa Alpha?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three?
Speaker 2: Jack, what's your three word weekend?
Speaker 4: Stealing a crossword?
Speaker 2: Stealing a crossword?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you write, eyebrows all raised in here when you're stealing?
Speaker 4: You thought, what could I be stealing?
Speaker 2: No, I tell you what. My eyebrowns are raised to crosswork.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you'd take on a cross work.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 4: I like the I like the Sunday crossword you get
Speaker 4: in the paper. Yeah, and but I don't need the
Speaker 4: rest of the paper. And not that I can't afford it,
Speaker 4: but I feel like fuying the whole thing just to
Speaker 4: do the crossword is a waste of paper and trees.
Speaker 2: And all that journalism and knowledge. What would you want that?
Speaker 2: What a waste of all those people working very hard,
Speaker 2: bringing their experience and their filter and let me know
Speaker 2: what's going on. In the world. What a waste. I
Speaker 2: don't want that. I just want this little quiz.
Speaker 4: I do straight to the to the index and go puzzles,
Speaker 4: find the puzzle. So I do want to pay for
Speaker 4: the whole thing. We're at a cafe.
Speaker 2: I've done this.
Speaker 4: So I haven't stolen the whole paper.
Speaker 8: I would never, But so that makes it better, yes, because.
Speaker 2: I've just taken Have you done the sneaky rip and
Speaker 2: go or you just you just do it in stage.
Speaker 4: I've split it out a little bit so that when
Speaker 4: I pretended to read the paper, slid out the crossword
Speaker 4: a little bit, so just sitting outside of the paper.
Speaker 4: Then when we're getting up to go, it's just a simple.
Speaker 2: Comes with me. Wow, I've done that so many times before.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? I reckon that in any given job,
Speaker 2: you'll have abilities that you've had to develop through doing
Speaker 2: that job. I can rip out any newspaper article, magazine article,
Speaker 2: more or less straight, right, it's a skill from doing
Speaker 2: it over years or twenty is doing breakfast radio. The
Speaker 2: amount of times have been in a doctor's waiting room
Speaker 2: and I seeing ask right, that might be quite handy
Speaker 2: for the show. Again, I don't want to steal the
Speaker 2: whole magazine. I just want that half page and I
Speaker 2: just secretly do the thing where you're looking around when
Speaker 2: you're on holiday and you pee in the pool to anything,
Speaker 2: to a single thing, you keep looking around. Don't you
Speaker 2: stop waiting?
Speaker 4: People like that, and you have to cover it with
Speaker 4: a cough.
Speaker 2: I'm at the doctor's waiting room, so there is something
Speaker 2: wrong with me.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three hats what's your three word weekend?
Speaker 8: It's Christmas light season.
Speaker 2: Oh September.
Speaker 10: It does herald every every September in our household.
Speaker 8: Chris declaring that it's time to put the Christmas lights up.
Speaker 3: Bad.
Speaker 4: He's as bad as the stores. I've already seen Christmas
Speaker 4: puddings in.
Speaker 10: Cold I know it's crazy Boxing day stuff comes out, so.
Speaker 2: But it's September.
Speaker 8: I know, welcome to my craziness that is at my house.
Speaker 2: It's going to keep your powder dry. You break that
Speaker 2: stuff out, you know.
Speaker 10: December no no, no, no, quite a build up in
Speaker 10: our house. So he's got to sit down, map out
Speaker 10: what he's doing.
Speaker 8: What the theme is.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're that house in the streets.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow, you're them the Grizzwolves.
Speaker 8: So they go up. We wait for Melbourne Cup to
Speaker 8: come and go and then they go up.
Speaker 10: But the trouble is he has to tend to them
Speaker 10: every weekend then to wait.
Speaker 4: So you don't put them up to after Melbourne Cup
Speaker 4: which is in November. So he started planning.
Speaker 8: Now, he started planning.
Speaker 10: And he does design our front gardens.
Speaker 2: Astonishing that it does. Oh they're all out the front. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So he doesn't just do what you did last year.
Speaker 10: No, he has to do something because it's a competition
Speaker 10: in the street. Everyone competes to have the best.
Speaker 2: Life and be honest, right, how good are his arrangements?
Speaker 8: Not very good?
Speaker 10: Every weekend is out there because they fall down and
Speaker 10: he refuses to get the proper clips at Bunnings, so
Speaker 10: it's usually just a series of gaffer tape around the
Speaker 10: front of the head.
Speaker 2: Have you've got stuff on the roof, the waving center?
Speaker 8: Everything?
Speaker 4: So is he ordering new stuff every year on mine?
Speaker 10: Always online looking for something different and then they stay
Speaker 10: up all about the labor Labor Day long weekend in March.
Speaker 4: So there's only a slim time every year where you
Speaker 4: don't have Christmas lights on your house?
Speaker 2: Correct, This is amazing. Many many years ago I did
Speaker 2: a radio show in a place called Liverpool, Okay, and
Speaker 2: I thought it would be a funny bit, right Liverpudlian's
Speaker 2: very proud of their homes and they used to go
Speaker 2: nuts at Christmas time. I thought we'd be really funny
Speaker 2: to pre record a bit where I pretended I was
Speaker 2: from the local council knocking on doors saying you're to
Speaker 2: take all this down. It never got aired. The first
Speaker 2: guy physically tried to actually attack me. We couldn't hear
Speaker 2: any of it. It was just me and him scuffling.
Speaker 2: It was serious, it was. It was so we couldn't
Speaker 2: do it. People go berzerko. I always got attacked. It
Speaker 2: was like the bit that could never be aired. So anyway,
Speaker 2: this Christmas, why don't we send Jack out onto streets Frankston,
Speaker 2: a nice friendly area around there.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: So we are the second week into our ten weeks
Speaker 2: of tickets. This week is all about the Royal Melbourne Show. Again,
Speaker 2: this is new for me. You know, what can you
Speaker 2: tell me about the Rawal last.
Speaker 4: Show as a kid loved it. I'm sure when I
Speaker 4: have kids on my own, I'll love it. Show showbags, rides, animals,
Speaker 4: everything the.
Speaker 2: Royal Melbourne Show. Then we've got family passes for four
Speaker 2: of you to go every single day this week to
Speaker 2: go to the Royal Melbourne Show, which is twenty second
Speaker 2: of September to the second of October, unforgettable. You've got
Speaker 2: day pass parking as well, ride passes, food vouchers. You
Speaker 2: get the Gold one oh four point three showbag, giving
Speaker 2: that away every single day this week. Hey mate, you
Speaker 2: can't hang around. You need to head off there for
Speaker 2: today's competition.
Speaker 4: All right, I'm on my way to the showground, right, okay, guys, all.
Speaker 2: Right, speak to you in a minute. Okay, speak to
Speaker 2: you any minute.
Speaker 1: See you, Jack The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 1: one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three During ten weeks of tickets, every single week we
Speaker 2: give you the biggest tickets to the best shows in town.
Speaker 2: This week. Last week all about Phil Collins. This week
Speaker 2: is all about the Royal Melbourne Show. Every single day
Speaker 2: The Royal Melbourne Show twenty second September to the tewond
Speaker 2: of October is back. We have this is amazing. Actually
Speaker 2: you've got family entry pass for four of you day
Speaker 2: past parking vouch as well as you don't have to
Speaker 2: pay ride past vouchers, food vouchers. You get the GOT
Speaker 2: one four to three showbag which has got loads of
Speaker 2: stuff in there. So what we're going to do is
Speaker 2: last week obviously the people were going nuts trying to
Speaker 2: win the Field Connors tickets, a lott of people saying
Speaker 2: Christian I couldn't get through on the lines. Today, I
Speaker 2: thought we'd make it as fair as possible. We're going
Speaker 2: to do something and you don't call in. When you
Speaker 2: get the answer, you go to our Facebook page. You've
Speaker 2: got all day to do it. We will find a
Speaker 2: winner tomorrow morning when we start the show at six o'clock.
Speaker 2: You just got to Facebook. You'll find us now on Facebook.
Speaker 2: Our home or Facebook is OC one four to three.
Speaker 2: So Jack is actually on the line now. He's at
Speaker 2: the Royal Melbourne Show as they're setting up for it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, keep in mind, Christian halliis that this show hasn't
Speaker 5: started yet. No, right down to the showgrounds. But I
Speaker 5: am down here live at the Melon show and can
Speaker 5: you hear me Okay, yeah I can.
Speaker 2: It's incredible because five minutes ago you were here and
Speaker 2: now you're there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 2: Traffic today is just it's non existent how quickly you
Speaker 2: can get from Richmond to the Role Melbourne show.
Speaker 5: But why I'm down here is I'm getting a first
Speaker 5: look at the should bags and we're going to use
Speaker 5: the showbags as the ticket to win these tickets.
Speaker 2: All right, So you're you're looking inside a famous person's
Speaker 2: showbag and you've got a couple of their things in there.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm going to pull out a couple of items
Speaker 5: in the famous celebrity showbag. Which celebrity showbag am I
Speaker 5: looking in? Is green lollies? Green lollies? They're green, the
Speaker 5: green dollies?
Speaker 2: Which famous person likes green? Lord? Is it Eddie McGuire?
Speaker 2: I know he loves lollies.
Speaker 5: It's not Eddie McGuire. Okay, but you guys can remember
Speaker 5: Christian you can't win.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sorry, I'm just so excited to play this.
Speaker 5: The second item I'm pulling out of the showbag, what
Speaker 5: is it? Famous celebrity showbag is a haircut voucher, a
Speaker 5: voucher to a hairdresser.
Speaker 2: So it's not bald headed celebrity is it? It's not
Speaker 2: Phil Collins, It's not it's not Phil Collins.
Speaker 5: Though we would love to do ten weeks of Phil
Speaker 5: Collins only.
Speaker 2: I'd actually be really happy with that.
Speaker 5: And the third thing I'm pulling out of the bag.
Speaker 5: The third and final thing is divorce papers.
Speaker 2: A turn divorce papers, green lollies and a haircut voucher.
Speaker 5: Whose showbag is it? It's not easy, I'll be honest,
Speaker 5: it's not easy, but people can submit their guesses sometimes.
Speaker 2: Think what famous people have recently been in the news
Speaker 2: getting divorced?
Speaker 8: A lot of people divorced, hasn't it.
Speaker 5: So you don't have to crack the code today. I'll
Speaker 5: come back in there. I'm on my way back, just
Speaker 5: jumping in the cab now, okay, all.
Speaker 2: Right mate, okay, I'll stick the ketle on head Online.
Speaker 2: If you think you know who the celebrity is who showback?
Speaker 2: That is head Online with the answer today Facebook, you'll
Speaker 2: find us oc one oh four to three. Good luck.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: So we are counting down. It is now the week
Speaker 2: of the Grand Finals.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Shows Grand Final, the.
Speaker 2: Second Grand you kick it.
Speaker 6: Yes, we're on the search for Melbourne's Grand with the
Speaker 6: longest kick.
Speaker 2: Five days to go is this weekend and it is
Speaker 2: only five days ago until we are live, but the
Speaker 2: vu Witten Oval. So the winning Grand gets one thousand dollars,
Speaker 2: the runner up the other seven grands that make the
Speaker 2: final eight also get prices. They are off to the
Speaker 2: Peninsula Hot Springs for breakfast and a bathe for two
Speaker 2: so they can take a friend.
Speaker 4: But remember they're kicking for there's one hundred grands down there.
Speaker 2: One hundred and eight, could be one hundred and eight,
Speaker 2: could one hundred and ten if they all turn up.
Speaker 4: Whoever kicks it the longest is the winning Grand. Oh,
Speaker 4: well done, you've got the rules.
Speaker 2: The rules you didn't say, right than togs and the
Speaker 2: winner gets one thousand dollars. The other seven and a
Speaker 2: final eight they get the prices. Then they're on today.
Speaker 4: How they get it? They got to kick it the.
Speaker 2: Furthest Peninsula Hot Springs. Okay, on the line now well
Speaker 2: from sports Bet who's been crunching all the numbers. Well,
Speaker 2: good morning, come on guys, hey Dan, pretty good well,
Speaker 2: so listen, thank you very much. You sent me an
Speaker 2: email about a week ago and I set you're up
Speaker 2: for looking at the Grands forms and trying to work
Speaker 2: out what the chances are, what the odds are, what
Speaker 2: can you calculate then ahead of this Saturday.
Speaker 3: Well, this is getting so popular, I think you may
Speaker 3: have to move it to the MPG at this stage.
Speaker 2: That would be that would be right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So we're having a look at it and we're
Speaker 3: trying to have some fun in sports. I always like
Speaker 3: to do these kind of full novelty bets. So we
Speaker 3: actually have a market on the age of the winner.
Speaker 3: And surprisingly it's an under fifty category. That's the favorite
Speaker 3: at two dollars twenty five, and that's been the best
Speaker 3: supported by the punds. So they're thinking that this super
Speaker 3: Grand if we can call it, that is going to
Speaker 3: be under fifty years of age. I'm not sure what
Speaker 3: that says about socilady at the moment.
Speaker 2: So if I was going to put some money on this,
Speaker 2: who think it's okay that I can? I can have
Speaker 2: a little side bet on this, can't I?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure you can.
Speaker 2: Thank you. So you said I should put money on
Speaker 2: the winning grand kicking the furthest being in the fifty
Speaker 2: category under fifty.
Speaker 3: So that's the punters are saying under fifty, that's two
Speaker 3: dollars twenty five. If you're a little bit more optimistic,
Speaker 3: and I think there's like a granny out there over
Speaker 3: one hundred years of age, you get one and one dollars.
Speaker 2: I think the eldest we've got, we've got someone in
Speaker 2: their seventies, Grandma Ceely, who's got twenty five grandkids.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's n'tbelievable. Okay, So you can get five dollars
Speaker 3: for a seven year old to kick the longest. And
Speaker 3: we're also betting on what the actual distance is. Now
Speaker 3: the punters I kind of disagree with us on this one.
Speaker 3: So we're saying we think between ten and twenty meters
Speaker 3: a dollar eighty, but the punters are actually coming for
Speaker 3: between thirty and forty meters.
Speaker 4: Well, the grands have been so confident, will that's the thing.
Speaker 4: They're coming on air every day and saying, I think
Speaker 4: I can be forty fifty meters.
Speaker 2: So you're going to pay out one hundred and one
Speaker 2: dollars if they get fifty meters or more.
Speaker 3: If they get fifty meters more, it's one hundred and
Speaker 3: one dollars. But there's no handicapping this in terms of
Speaker 3: using zimmer frames or not using them.
Speaker 2: And then I also say that you're also offering odds
Speaker 2: on what team you think the winning grand is likely
Speaker 2: to support.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now, please, Collingwood fans do not come from you,
Speaker 3: because Collingwood are the favorite at three dollars fifty to
Speaker 3: provide the ground.
Speaker 2: Now are you just saying that because some of the
Speaker 2: grands haven't got their own teeth?
Speaker 3: Hey, it could be that. I'm not going to go
Speaker 3: into it too much in how we worked this out,
Speaker 3: but we really we looked at it and we said,
Speaker 3: you know what, Collingwood probably do have a few older
Speaker 3: grands out there that could kick a ball a good distance.
Speaker 5: So three fifty is a.
Speaker 3: Favor for Collingwood. Tigers are five dollars and Hawthorn r
Speaker 3: seven dollars.
Speaker 2: Now do you see any of these odds changing over
Speaker 2: the week.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well hopefully.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 3: We're opening up a new book today on actual individual
Speaker 3: grand So if there's any individual grands out there that
Speaker 3: are going to take part, contact courts Beat and we
Speaker 3: will add you into our market. So We've actually got
Speaker 3: Jeanett's Dangerfield as a six dollars favorite.
Speaker 2: That's brilliant. I've got these sports but apps, so I'll
Speaker 2: have to have a look there. So you're actually opening up.
Speaker 2: People can place their bets if they want.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're an individual grand out there and you
Speaker 3: have the app and you know, want to place a
Speaker 3: bet on yourself, please contact sports Bet and we will
Speaker 3: add you into the market.
Speaker 2: That is brilliant. Member. We'll catch up with you will
Speaker 2: on Friday to see if any of these odds have changed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, more than happy to mate.
Speaker 2: All right, well, thanks very much for doing this here guys.
Speaker 2: All right, that's Rot and sports but everyone the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 6: Time for this week's it's the Facebook Marketplace. Price is right,
Speaker 6: Petrina Jones, come on down, check post, come on down.
Speaker 2: And here's your.
Speaker 6: Host, Christian oh conn on.
Speaker 2: All right, then, time for this week's Facebook Marketplace. The
Speaker 2: price is right. I have the contestants. I have some
Speaker 2: amazing items that have been hot on Facebook Marketplace around
Speaker 2: the world. So compats you. We did take each other on.
Speaker 2: I'm ready, okay, as this normal works. Then I'll give
Speaker 2: you a opening round. Okay, opening rounds up first. Then
Speaker 2: this one comes from a spotter. It's a couch for
Speaker 2: sal the photo I need to describe it to you.
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes I'm obsessed with help people take these photos.
Speaker 2: They don't put a lot of effort into it. You
Speaker 2: go over on eBay lighting. You know that's not the
Speaker 2: first photo they took. They've done ten others. They put
Speaker 2: a filter on it because they're asking for a lot
Speaker 2: of money.
Speaker 4: The bare minimum is clean up the background. Look, have
Speaker 4: a look at where you're taking the shot, and at
Speaker 4: least clear some rubbish and debris away.
Speaker 2: What about a guy asleep on a couch with his
Speaker 2: mouth wide open clearly isn't aware that his wife has
Speaker 2: taken his photo. He is catching flies, poor guy.
Speaker 10: He's probably not even aware she wants a new couch,
Speaker 10: but she's already layby.
Speaker 8: He's got no idea, all right, so for sale.
Speaker 2: As you can see from this, and then I've had
Speaker 2: to take out the swear word. Here a sleep on
Speaker 2: it is very comfortable. If you agree to take him
Speaker 2: as well, I'll let you have f all no, all right,
Speaker 2: So contestants Jack and Pats how much do you think
Speaker 2: she's asking for this?
Speaker 4: Well, give us a bit of an idea. How many?
Speaker 2: I reckon it's a two seater? They would argue it's
Speaker 2: a three seater if you've got midget's fine, but normal humans,
Speaker 2: I reckon it's a two seater.
Speaker 8: And it's not a bold out bed deal.
Speaker 2: It's just a don't get me started on the old
Speaker 2: Murphy bed. No leather fabrico fabric or crimson stained.
Speaker 4: I will go two hundred and eighty.
Speaker 8: Dollars Pats one.
Speaker 2: Okay, one hundred dollars Pats redemption. All right, we will
Speaker 2: come back with the next three rounds.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: We are playing this week's Facebook Marketplace. The price is right,
Speaker 2: the contestants say, here Pats and Jack at the moment.
Speaker 2: Then the opening round was one by Pats. How this works?
Speaker 4: Are you laughing at your own wood? Yeah?
Speaker 8: But you know what, someone's got it?
Speaker 2: Crazy bag ladies do I now stop?
Speaker 8: I just don't be like that.
Speaker 2: I was celebrating it. I wasn't judging it.
Speaker 8: Oh you're right, everyone.
Speaker 2: Loves crazy bag lady. Get on, whoa someone's a little
Speaker 2: bit snappy. All right, So here's how it works. Then
Speaker 2: I read out the description on Facebook Marketplace. You've got
Speaker 2: to guess how much it is blue rug. Blue Rug
Speaker 2: comes as is. Gave it a quick vact, but needs
Speaker 2: another better one. Oh, thanks for making no effort and
Speaker 2: letting us know your lady effort. Ye dimensions are two
Speaker 2: thousand millimeters by fifteen hundred milimeters. Will not deliver up
Speaker 2: in hoppers crossing Blue rug comes as is.
Speaker 4: I hate the idea of you used rug.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's that people's bare feet. Yeah you got nails, Yeah,
Speaker 2: just the bare feet on it. A quick hoover means
Speaker 2: just went like that. He just did nothing to I
Speaker 2: want to know it's been properly cleaned and crazy clean. Yeah,
Speaker 2: steam clean.
Speaker 4: Fifteen bucks.
Speaker 8: Really big, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Two meters? That's my arms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to go.
Speaker 8: A bit more. I'm going to say, what did you say?
Speaker 4: Or you can't you guess on your how you do
Speaker 4: this all the time?
Speaker 2: And notice you're a nudge to you before, no nud
Speaker 2: crazy bag lady fifty forty bucks Okay, I love this one.
Speaker 2: Then chaise lunge anyone who weren't mine owning a chaise
Speaker 2: launch it's a talking point, however it's up in Hobart,
Speaker 2: it says here around this is from around eighteen fifty
Speaker 2: and unique. You're taking someone's word on Facebook marketplace. Who's
Speaker 2: to say it's not the picture and around that's quite specific,
Speaker 2: even though they're saying around but eighteen fifteen.
Speaker 8: There's some good ripoffs too on the mine.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at it right now. It's very well preserved.
Speaker 2: If this is from the nineteenth century, eighteen fifty, how
Speaker 2: much you think up in Hobart there after a chaise laune?
Speaker 8: Is it velvet like? Is it upholstered fabric?
Speaker 2: It is upholstered in good nick.
Speaker 4: Does this mean like I'm picturing almost what lies on
Speaker 4: in Titanic where Leo drawing her? Is that what it is?
Speaker 2: It's a grubby scene And yes, no wonder your mind
Speaker 2: went straight to that semi nudy drawing.
Speaker 4: I won't be doing any my own nude drawing on
Speaker 4: it if I buy it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, asking me anchor up on your shade last reenact
Speaker 2: the Titanic scene, as long as she doesn't then let
Speaker 2: you freeze to death by going on the door.
Speaker 8: One hundred bucks, say five hundred.
Speaker 2: Five hundred dollars, I'll tell you what on the on
Speaker 2: the I'll tell you what though she knows tat How
Speaker 2: about this up in the Northern territories? Second to last
Speaker 2: item today Northern territories simply are very large cactus. I
Speaker 2: do need the pot, so you can pay twenty bucks
Speaker 2: and I'll chuck the pot in hideous, hideous, spawning looking cactus.
Speaker 2: And I saw how big is it? It's horrible? It's
Speaker 2: I don't know, about four foot across. Okay, they want
Speaker 2: the pots, so they're basically giving you cactus with earthen
Speaker 2: it to.
Speaker 8: Give someone money to take it, isn't it?
Speaker 2: It's not coming out easy if it's home. How much
Speaker 2: are they asking for?
Speaker 8: Twenty five dollars?
Speaker 4: How big are we talking? Man sized?
Speaker 2: Big dog sized, cats, man size as they describe it,
Speaker 2: very large cactus?
Speaker 4: Miss a bit beg your pud.
Speaker 2: Eighty dollars, one hundred and twenty three dollars?
Speaker 8: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: For one hundred and twenty three dollars? To say one
Speaker 2: hundred and twenty one hundred and twenty five last one?
Speaker 2: Then have you ever struggled sometimes too when people come
Speaker 2: and stay. Where do they all sleep? I've got a solution.
Speaker 2: Someone again up in the Northern territories. Imagine that meth
Speaker 2: lab in Breaking Back a Fritten. No, it is a
Speaker 2: basically a crap heap of a large bus. Doesn't run great,
Speaker 2: ideal for accommodation. So when my parents come over next
Speaker 2: year Australia, No, you're not staying in the house. You
Speaker 2: know that mankey old bust down the roads. That's your
Speaker 2: home for the next three weeks.
Speaker 8: Do not produce a house.
Speaker 2: So ten My word for it is a large coach.
Speaker 2: How much do you think they're asking for it? And
Speaker 2: let's forget it's ideal for accommodation. Doesn't run great.
Speaker 4: I saw somebody living out in the front of one
Speaker 4: of these ones because you saw the extension cords from
Speaker 4: somebody's house.
Speaker 2: You're talking about how his wife's thrown them out.
Speaker 4: If it doesn't drive not expensive, I'll go only two hundred.
Speaker 8: Bucks so it doesn't drive, not driveable.
Speaker 2: If they say it doesn't run great, which means it's terrible.
Speaker 2: If they're putting that in their hedging events, what do
Speaker 2: you go for, Pats.
Speaker 8: I'm going to stab six hundred bucks two and.
Speaker 2: A half thousand dollars. No way you put them up
Speaker 2: for a month in theirn all right. That is this
Speaker 2: week's Facebook mircu blazer. Bryce is right. If you spot
Speaker 2: anything for me, email me my end up on next
Speaker 2: week's show. Christian at GOLDWEO four to three dot com
Speaker 2: dot au.
Speaker 1: The Christian oho'connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: A lot of you asking can we come down and
Speaker 2: what cheer all the grands on. Yet, the more the
Speaker 2: merrier there, the more that you're going to be supporting
Speaker 2: these amazing grands Saturday morning at the vu Witten Thanks
Speaker 2: Through Pancake Parlor, the better it will be for all
Speaker 2: of us. These grands have shown what a great sport
Speaker 2: they are. Beard in mind, when I came up this
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks ago, I wasn't sure if we
Speaker 2: get one. We thought it'd be great if we could
Speaker 2: somehow get eight. We've now had over one hundred enter.
Speaker 2: So the more that you can go along and cheer
Speaker 2: along and have a really good laugh Saturday morning, we'd
Speaker 2: really appreciate that. Be nice to see you all say
Speaker 2: hello as well. So it's at the VU Witten Oval
Speaker 2: ten am this Saturday. Get down there, cheer your grands on.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. If you ever email me, it's
Speaker 2: Christian at gold one four three dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: Can be absolutely anything. We talk on the showing though
Speaker 2: we might have moved on and just something there. You've
Speaker 2: got something to say about it. We call it late
Speaker 2: to the party, so you can drop in whenever you want.
Speaker 2: Christian Late to the party on Pney business go on
Speaker 2: over here in the UK. I listen to the podcast
Speaker 2: every day and it's a kebab shop. You those little
Speaker 2: kabab shops outside footy grounds?
Speaker 4: Yep, I said, the mobile ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of those. You ever go anywhere near them? No?
Speaker 2: I have a number one ruled in life.
Speaker 8: Oh never, Oh.
Speaker 2: No I no, no no. I had a burger from
Speaker 2: one of those years ago and I didn't work for
Speaker 2: a week and a half. I actually thought I was
Speaker 2: going blind at one point I was so ill. Golden
Speaker 2: rolled in life. Don't go anywhere, especially the kebab ones
Speaker 2: as well. I'm sure they're much better in this city.
Speaker 2: But I would never normally trust the.
Speaker 4: Ones at service stations.
Speaker 2: I don't trust that elephant's leg. It looks like it's sweating.
Speaker 2: Why is the mean sweating? And those hot dogs have
Speaker 2: been there for about five years?
Speaker 4: Although I am hungry this morning and could.
Speaker 2: Go to the elephant's leg anyway. This kebab shop mobile
Speaker 2: kebab shop the van Jason Donovan.
Speaker 4: That's very good and is that relevant in the UK?
Speaker 4: Jason Donovan. Megastan probably loved neighbors more than we.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's huge.
Speaker 8: She lives there.
Speaker 2: He's a megastant that's been for years. Another one here
Speaker 2: late to the party. We're talking about things. A couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago on the show Christian, this will give
Speaker 2: you this is This is a historical email. I love this.
Speaker 2: This is from Peta in Poland. Listen to the podcast
Speaker 2: as well. When I was six in nineteen ninety one
Speaker 2: in Poland, I qued for four hours to get a
Speaker 2: free fifty milli liter cup of Coca Cola lights. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then we were talking about big festival together. A thimble.
Speaker 2: That's a thimble, isn't it? Fifteen minute of Coca Cola lights.
Speaker 4: I didn't even think of that. It's thirty meals as
Speaker 4: a shot class. No, it's not even two shots. I
Speaker 4: have four hours, please, four hours? You get one shot
Speaker 4: of coke light and that's it.
Speaker 2: It was being introduced in Poland and you were only
Speaker 2: allowed only allowed fifteen MILLI. It's like some of our
Speaker 2: giveaways will only give away two drinks vouchers. If you
Speaker 2: want to email me Christian at Gold one four three
Speaker 2: dot com dot au. We love getting them.
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Speaker 2: Now I've had so many of these in the last
Speaker 2: couple of days, we decided to do a few more.
Speaker 2: We were talking about your TV crushes. Do you remember
Speaker 2: where you maybe a teenager, an impressionable, hormonal teenager, someone
Speaker 2: came on your TV and you felt some kind of
Speaker 2: attraction towards them. Here were some of the best calls.
Speaker 3: My TV crush was Lewis Collins, who played Body in
Speaker 3: The Professionals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I also had a TV crush on him as well.
Speaker 3: Oh you were a Body or Doyle and I was
Speaker 3: definitely Body.
Speaker 2: Yeah. He was an absolute stud, wasn't he.
Speaker 7: My TV crush was Elthy.
Speaker 2: Of a singer that is one of my best friends.
Speaker 2: The actually place him I'm going to have to take seriously.
Speaker 2: I'm going to google in there. My friend Shane Richie,
Speaker 2: but is althy right, No, no, no, seriously, I've got
Speaker 2: his number on my phone. He that guyh yeah, home
Speaker 2: away and even he's not rageous.
Speaker 4: Richard Dean Anderson here is Magar.
Speaker 2: So you like a man who's basically a human Swiss
Speaker 2: army knife, whatever situation he's in, he can fashion a
Speaker 2: canoe or kayak out of a paper clip. You got it.
Speaker 2: Norris Walker Texas Ranger, I get it. I get it.
Speaker 2: I'm a happy married guy, but I'm always attracted to
Speaker 2: Chuck Norris and Walker walchitexas Ranger. What a TV show
Speaker 2: as well?
Speaker 10: He's sick and he saves everybody.
Speaker 2: All right, So who is your TV crush? Let's go
Speaker 2: to the lines. Goome on in, Vicky person, Come on, Vicky,
Speaker 2: that's a cooler show. So who was your TV crush?
Speaker 9: Ah?
Speaker 4: The funds are really the Fonds?
Speaker 2: Why not? You know, the leather jacket, the hay, the
Speaker 2: hair as well. Yeah, that's going back a couple of years.
Speaker 2: But it was the Fonzie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, hell and then later richardson from Magi do
Speaker 4: you know what.
Speaker 2: When we did this the other week, Richard Dean Andson
Speaker 2: Macguiver there was a lot of love for him as well.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but then sadly we Google image searched him
Speaker 4: and he didn't age as well as some of the others,
Speaker 4: is all I want.
Speaker 2: To We shouldn't have done that. It's like the Wizard
Speaker 2: of Ours. You don't peer back behind the curtain. Don't
Speaker 2: we googling them? Now, Let's remember them as they were
Speaker 2: that she preserved in our memories.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is where the internet stay with the reruns.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Vicky. So we're talking about TV crushes.
Speaker 2: We're talking this a couple of weeks ago, nine four
Speaker 2: one four one four three. Paul, good morning, Yeah, good
Speaker 2: morning everyone.
Speaker 5: How are we all doing today?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're pretty good. Point. And who was your TV crush? Paul?
Speaker 3: As a young fellow in my teens, I really loved
Speaker 3: Kelly Bundy from Married with Children.
Speaker 2: Christina Applegate absolutely, yeah, it's all about it. Yeah, millions
Speaker 2: of young kids, young teenage boys all over the world,
Speaker 2: and a massive one. Yeah, from Married with Children, which
Speaker 2: were actually a really really funny sitcom. And Matt Groening,
Speaker 2: who went on to do The Simpsons, said, without that
Speaker 2: TV show then would have been no Simpsons or Homer Simpsons. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was certainly inspired by that TV show. Yeah, very
Speaker 2: very funny show. Yeah, okay. And then the actor that
Speaker 2: played our Bundy is now when modern family name really
Speaker 2: really funny guy, very funny guy. Yeah, Paul, that's a
Speaker 2: great one. Thanks for that one. I think you're just
Speaker 2: going to spike Google images today. Would be reminded of Christina. Paul,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, Christian. How are you. I'm really
Speaker 2: good mate, Welcome to the show. We're talking about TV
Speaker 2: crushes again on the show. So who was it for you?
Speaker 2: Diana Appeal?
Speaker 5: Appeal?
Speaker 2: Yeah, from what Craig he was The Avengers, The Avengers.
Speaker 2: This is an old TV show that went around the world,
Speaker 2: but from Britain. What up the seventies, Yes.
Speaker 5: Like sixties, early seventies.
Speaker 2: Google Yah. Her and another guy called Patrick McNee. He
Speaker 2: was always in a bowler hat, a a saval rose
Speaker 2: suit and an umbrella. She was always in a leather
Speaker 2: cat suit.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 5: Every guy's stream.
Speaker 2: Well guy with a bowler hat and it's powerful stuff
Speaker 2: for a young teenage boys, an English gent dressed up
Speaker 2: like that, it's very alluring, all right, Paul, thanks for cool.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 4: I've just got a text from my wife. Do you
Speaker 4: have varying levels of soap at your house? Like the
Speaker 4: good soap and the and the normal soap?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And I got to be honest, the basic stuff
Speaker 2: is for me and the good stuff is for her
Speaker 2: and the kids.
Speaker 4: So it turns out, and I didn't know I've been
Speaker 4: using the good stuff. The facial exfoliator is. I've been
Speaker 4: using it just as like a body one. What well,
Speaker 4: I didn't. I didn't know it was. It's this special
Speaker 4: little orange packet and I didn't. I've just been using
Speaker 4: it like man, because it feels good, actually feels great,
Speaker 4: and so I've been going I've been going all over
Speaker 4: with it. And then Bianca's like, why is the facial
Speaker 4: exfoliator so low?
Speaker 2: And it's really expensive? You don't like us using your stuff?
Speaker 2: And yes, it's okay for you just to use a
Speaker 2: razor of ours and actually ruin it on your legs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you I don't like a huge in your.
Speaker 10: Good Chris did that with my cleanser once my Esday
Speaker 10: Lord cleanser. I was thinking it's getting low. I've got
Speaker 10: to like not use so much, and he.
Speaker 8: Said, you that green tube's beautiful in these.
Speaker 2: Great you rub that on it, you rub that on
Speaker 2: the arm or the show. Oh this feels great.
Speaker 4: You know what I am going to do now when
Speaker 4: you're a kid and you used to steal from your
Speaker 4: parents licky cabinet and tied up with water, top up
Speaker 4: the foliadd with water.
Speaker 8: I think she might find out.
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Speaker 2: Time four. This morning's at work time waster. Now many
Speaker 2: of you might not know that Monday today is actually
Speaker 2: a National body Part Awareness Day, and.
Speaker 4: So I've seen you draw a long bow before men?
Speaker 2: Are you sorry? If I do some research and I'm
Speaker 2: up to speed on what day is today? Monday today
Speaker 2: is National body Part Awareness Day?
Speaker 4: How are you going to celebrate by doing this feature?
Speaker 2: Today's at work time waster? To bring away to the
Speaker 2: awareness is body part films? I've got Dude wears my
Speaker 2: cart lich, Oh yeah?
Speaker 4: Or dude, whar's my calf?
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say both good thy Tannic,
Speaker 2: that's funny. Das Booty German war movie Dass boot Das Booty.
Speaker 4: Hi, if I knew the movie, that's funny. You never
Speaker 4: heard a dass boot I only worked for some English films.
Speaker 2: Hi, and uh, the Silence of the Limbs, that's good,
Speaker 2: all right, that's funny.
Speaker 4: What have you got the lion skin yep?
Speaker 2: And what else?
Speaker 4: Funny bone collector for your funny bone yep and bone collector?
Speaker 2: And you got one final one.
Speaker 4: On the other one is Silence of the Limbs. Can
Speaker 4: you give me that paper?
Speaker 2: All right? Text Hills in O four seven five O
Speaker 2: three one oh four three, O four seven five, O
Speaker 2: three one O four three On National body Part Awareness Day,
Speaker 2: we're looking for your body part movies.
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Speaker 2: All right, now time to mark? Today's at what time?
Speaker 2: Where I stir? Which is body part movies? You ready
Speaker 2: to mark? I am ready? Gold? Silver, Bron's okay, we've
Speaker 2: got womb Raider silver plus. That's all Leah in Sunshine
Speaker 2: Sleeping Booty, Sleeping Booty, that's good Gold, Barry Ill mill Park,
Speaker 2: well done, blatter Runner silver plus one for producer Brad
Speaker 2: that's Sir David north Cut. Uh, he's the belt and
Speaker 2: Knight and Night's Talbone Silver. That's good. Cowlyn Morningson back
Speaker 2: Glands returns that Glands return, Yeah your Glands, Batman back
Speaker 2: Glands returns.
Speaker 4: Don't like it?
Speaker 2: Jack in St Kilk Live, his name's Jack though, Bron
Speaker 2: Liver let die.
Speaker 4: That's funny but not enough to laugh at that Silver plus.
Speaker 2: Well done, Mickey Boy and Dan to and on Vain Spotting.
Speaker 2: That's very good.
Speaker 4: Gold.
Speaker 2: Julian Hawthorne, well done, Gone with the wind pipe Silver
Speaker 2: and one Fire two final one. I think this is
Speaker 2: the best one. Tom has got this one Risky Business.
Speaker 4: That's good. That's our winner for today unless.
Speaker 2: Thige Noon, Bi Noon, Thie Noon or Risty Business, Risky
Speaker 2: Business win's it? Well done Tom and.
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Speaker 2: So as we count down to the Grand Final this
Speaker 2: weekend at the VU win over one hundred of Melbourne's
Speaker 2: finest granny's gone up against each other trying to kick
Speaker 2: them all as far as they can. We'd love you
Speaker 2: all to come along. It'd be a really good laugh
Speaker 2: this weekend Saturday, ten am. We'll all be there. Be
Speaker 2: love to see you cheer the grands on a lot
Speaker 2: of people asking what's going to happen to the other
Speaker 2: grands that don't obviously win. We are worried about trouble. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but we can finance.
Speaker 4: We can't give away ninety plus prizes though, No, but.
Speaker 2: What we can do so one hundred grands also kicking.
Speaker 3: Ye.
Speaker 2: We will then look at all the scores. This but
Speaker 2: I'm still really nervous about because the guy getting all
Speaker 2: the scores is.
Speaker 4: I'm in charge of the measuring tape or measuring special lasers.
Speaker 2: Sleepy mook sleephead is getting all the scores, and I
Speaker 2: really want Sleepy Sleephead is getting have you all? Have
Speaker 2: you not? Several times during the show gone during a
Speaker 2: song and laid down on account.
Speaker 4: I never sleep.
Speaker 2: No are you laying down? Do you see perhaps on
Speaker 2: me lying down during the show?
Speaker 4: You guys got more stuff to do during the song.
Speaker 2: I'll give you stuff to do your email. Sleepy looks sleepped.
Speaker 4: I'm just down.
Speaker 2: I am jacksually lived. He's got to get up Saturday
Speaker 2: morning when he would be sleeping Mook sleephead in his bed.
Speaker 2: So and why that that guy is taking all the
Speaker 2: scores for a hundred grands going on? Was was she
Speaker 2: nine meters?
Speaker 9: Or?
Speaker 2: Which grinds that?
Speaker 4: But say I do it right?
Speaker 2: You will do it right.
Speaker 4: Hypothetically for a moment.
Speaker 2: Let's have a round. Get him extra money to get
Speaker 2: it right. Please get him drugs.
Speaker 4: Say I get get it right. I've got one hundred
Speaker 4: grands or kicking and their mediaage with it down to eight.
Speaker 4: We take the top eight and then they go into
Speaker 4: the grand final.
Speaker 2: So we have a finally Doris wins Hey. The other
Speaker 2: seven start closing in on us. They push you to
Speaker 2: the floor, they start kicking. They start kicking. I wait
Speaker 2: a couple of minutes ago, stop it nowans U NaNs
Speaker 2: have one. That's a lovely thing. You can go to
Speaker 2: the Peninsula Hot Springs. It's just having its biggest expansion
Speaker 2: ever giving away. They get a double pass to experience
Speaker 2: well being at World Wellness Weekend September. The twenty second
Speaker 2: pilates yoga, meditation, wellness talks. Have you ever been forest bathing?
Speaker 4: I've been down to the Hot Springs. It's a good one.
Speaker 2: A lot of people say you must do this sort
Speaker 2: of kids, live music, global bathing journeys.
Speaker 4: What's that mean?
Speaker 2: No idea body clay workshop, interactive food demonstrations, hot and
Speaker 2: cold therapy workshops, cinema screenings, geothermal baiting and more. Basically,
Speaker 2: they get to have pampering like they've never had it before.
Speaker 4: So all the runners up will win this giveaway.
Speaker 2: Hey listen, we say all sorry, we're going to bankrupt
Speaker 2: the Peninsula Springs Ago of NaN's turning up sending on
Speaker 2: the Hot Springs at once, they'd be like cocoon, why
Speaker 2: are the old people coming towards us?
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Speaker 2: Three, all right, before we end the show. Then we
Speaker 2: got one last thing to give away, the package that
Speaker 2: we've were just talking about. The runner up grands, the
Speaker 2: other seven they get in the final light, they all
Speaker 2: get this past a wellness breaks pass to go to
Speaker 2: Peninsula Hot Springs for their wellness package. We've got one
Speaker 2: of these, a double pass to give away right now
Speaker 2: on nine four one four one oh four three. Title
Speaker 2: of today's show is Sleepy mcsleephead. That is not my name,
Speaker 2: it's absolutely not his name, but Sleepy mcsleephead is also
Speaker 2: his name. We are back tomorrow morning. When you wake up,
Speaker 2: we've got more tickets on the Row Melbourne Show and
Speaker 2: also we'll have five topic Tuesday
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