WEBVTT - MINI: Release the Ferrets

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, The.

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<v Speaker 2>One race Australia's spring racing carnival has been missing. Christian o'connells.

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<v Speaker 1>Salus. Yeah, it's the ferret racers stops the nation. Two

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<v Speaker 1>ferrets are going to race each other. The winning ferret

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<v Speaker 1>gets one thousand dollars, not the ferret. You win one

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars or a share like they do with the

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<v Speaker 1>race horses that start this weekend. We're gonna look for

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<v Speaker 1>ten of you. Put you into two syndicates, five for

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<v Speaker 1>each ferret, ferret Viewler and ferret force it. They love

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<v Speaker 1>to race. The winning team gets two hundred dollars each. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>I rude mention, mouse right, yep, the you know syndicate.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we go any further, let's subscribe. What's going to

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<v Speaker 1>happen If you're gonna do the ferret race that stops

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<v Speaker 1>the station, you've gotta have someone that knows about racing.

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<v Speaker 1>Step forward, this clown.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian ferret racing on Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it very good.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, if you would like, I'm happy to address as

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<v Speaker 3>a horse and I'm happy to race a ferret through

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<v Speaker 3>a tunnel to the other end. Yes, that's what I'm

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<v Speaker 3>prepared to do for your show. I'm prepared to put

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<v Speaker 3>my body on the line, so I'm prepared to be

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<v Speaker 3>the human guinea pig, although addressed as a horse taking

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<v Speaker 3>out a ferret. Anyway, I'll leave it up to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Goodbye, Thank you, Graf. We just needed to commentate, Okay, the.

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<v Speaker 2>One race Australia's spring racing carnival has been missing in

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<v Speaker 2>Christian o'connals hot felis.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, some ferret facts before we open the lines.

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<v Speaker 1>A female ferret it's a geo. And a male it's

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<v Speaker 1>a hob. A newted male is a GiB. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>know that the female fare will die if they go

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<v Speaker 1>too long without mating. The over production of esogen can

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<v Speaker 1>become fatally toxic. In you that in the world ferrets

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<v Speaker 1>and stokes perform a hypnotic dance that sends their prey

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<v Speaker 1>into a triumph.

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<v Speaker 4>I've never heard that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm pretty sure Attenborough's across this. A group of

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<v Speaker 1>ferrets is called a business, but we have a business

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<v Speaker 1>two ferrets coming in Monday. They're going to race each

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<v Speaker 1>other on a purpose built track by company called box

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<v Speaker 1>Swars that do some amazing stuff. Jack tell them about

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<v Speaker 1>the track that the ferret's going to be racing live

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<v Speaker 1>on air Monday.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I've got the blueprints in front of me and

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<v Speaker 4>it looks amazing. Fifty five meter long cardboard castle track.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fifty five meters. That's a big old race track.

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<v Speaker 4>It'll race through the sales department down through where the

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<v Speaker 4>producers see it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's idea because you've got all the weasels that work

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<v Speaker 1>down there anywhere. They love that.

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<v Speaker 4>The course will include mazes, tunnels, sea saws, guard towers.

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<v Speaker 1>To so we can shove crawf on top of one.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the guard towers, and a ramp up to the

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<v Speaker 4>finish line.

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<v Speaker 1>This excites me. A ramp to the finish line.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Race Fans Get ready. The race that stops the Nation

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<v Speaker 1>is on Shoesday next week, twenty four hours before that

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<v Speaker 1>and equally big race. Ferrets racing. Two ferrets racing live

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<v Speaker 1>on this radio station and they're going to win you cash.

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<v Speaker 1>Ferret Butner weighing in at one point one kilo five

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<v Speaker 1>years old. This Christmas dark eyed white. Now usually we

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<v Speaker 1>know this ferrets are albino, but Ferret Buna has dark eyes,

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<v Speaker 1>making him, a dark eyed white ferret could be an advantage.

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<v Speaker 1>Has raced a few times, but is the outsider.

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<v Speaker 4>Coming up against Ferret Fossett female petite cinnamon sable, which

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<v Speaker 4>is the typical brown kind of color.

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<v Speaker 2>You see.

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<v Speaker 1>He's my favorite color of ferret.

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<v Speaker 4>With that classic ferret face mask. It looks like a

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<v Speaker 4>burglar's mass, weighing its seven hundred and five grams.

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<v Speaker 1>Half the weight of ferret Buna. Yes, but loves to

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<v Speaker 1>race dead, sir, But anything can happen in the big

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<v Speaker 1>ferret race. All right, what we're going to do. Then,

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<v Speaker 1>we've got ten of you lined up. We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>have two syndicates like they do with actual race horses,

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<v Speaker 1>five of you in each ferret syndicate. Five of you,

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<v Speaker 1>four ferret butner you which when two hundred dollars each

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<v Speaker 1>of ferip Bula comes in first, racing up that ramp

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<v Speaker 1>to victory up against ferret Force. It all right, let's

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<v Speaker 1>give away shares of the ferrets. Jack, Rob, there you're going,

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<v Speaker 1>We're going, Rob, You're part of Ferret's butlah beautiful. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>good luck Monday, Beck, Well I'm getting through. You are

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<v Speaker 1>part of syndicate for Ferrets Force it.

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<v Speaker 3>Awesome, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Good luck. Let's go to Malcolm. Hello Malcolm, you are

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<v Speaker 1>part of team ferip Bula awesome, thank you, good luck.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to Dawn. Hello Dawn, you're part of the

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<v Speaker 1>Syndicate four Ferret force It. Thank you very much, good luck.

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<v Speaker 1>I love. People are excited, aren't they? All right? Let's

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<v Speaker 1>go to Sylvia. You could be winning two hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 1>if Ferret Butlah romps home the winner.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's give away to Linda. You are Ferret force It.

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<v Speaker 1>I am there. Yes, you are Ferret force It. Good

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<v Speaker 1>luck Monday. Let's go to Anthony with an h Anthony.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Anthony, you are save Ferret Butler. Okay, Ferret Butler

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Good on your mite.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I get the feeling. That's what you wanted. Action, uh

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<v Speaker 1>Leenor yes taken? Yes, Eleanor you are part of Ferret

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<v Speaker 1>force Its. Thank you very much and good luck. How

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<v Speaker 1>many have we given away?

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<v Speaker 4>There should be? Tim more?

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<v Speaker 1>Tim more? Oh, Caliperage Ferret gotcha, Scotty, Yes, Hey, Christian Hope,

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<v Speaker 1>Pat say Jack, how we're good? Scottie? Step up. You're

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<v Speaker 1>part of Team Ferret Butler. Go blah blah blah. Awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't Scotty tune in Monday and Linda, yes, last

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<v Speaker 1>one making the syndicate four ferret force it good luck,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Okay, Well that's ready now and they need

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<v Speaker 1>to build this fifty five meter long racecourse, Jack, give

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<v Speaker 1>them a details again. What does it contain?

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<v Speaker 4>You will have mazes, tunnels, seesaws, guard towers to watch

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<v Speaker 4>out for any unruly ferrets, any ferrets breaking the rules.

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<v Speaker 4>It'll weave in and out of the Gold studios, through

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<v Speaker 4>the sales desk, pass the busses off us, and then

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<v Speaker 4>back up a ramp to the producer's den where they

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<v Speaker 4>will cross the finish line.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll work on that bit along with the title. It's

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<v Speaker 1>all working progres, don't. My team and the race day

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<v Speaker 1>commentator is Shane Crawford as well. Shane's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>racing in the tunnel with them. He's gonna be like

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<v Speaker 1>bait you know they do that. We're going to smear

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<v Speaker 1>him and bake them and fire him down the Chewe

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<v Speaker 1>the other thing you've got it mare in mind, right,

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<v Speaker 1>this course that is genuinely fifty five meters Its huge,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, It's huge it's gonna look amazing, right, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna we're going to have this on Instagram Live. So

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<v Speaker 1>if you go to our show page and get ready

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<v Speaker 1>of the weekend on Instagram, you find it's there The

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<v Speaker 1>Christiano coneg Show, so you can you can watch it

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<v Speaker 1>as well. Now they're not in the race that they're running.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't a enclosed chew? No? I think so. My wife

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday is going what happens if one of the ferrets

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<v Speaker 1>get so excited because they got a hell of a

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<v Speaker 1>speed you've ever seen they love to race, and goes overboard.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, the the cardboard tunnels that they run through won't

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<v Speaker 4>have a roof, so there is a chance the ferrets

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<v Speaker 4>will get loose.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot gon on Monday, The Christian O'Connell Show

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<v Speaker 1>Podcast