Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, The.
Speaker 2: One race Australia's spring racing carnival has been missing. Christian o'connells.
Speaker 1: Salus. Yeah, it's the ferret racers stops the nation. Two
Speaker 1: ferrets are going to race each other. The winning ferret
Speaker 1: gets one thousand dollars, not the ferret. You win one
Speaker 1: thousand dollars or a share like they do with the
Speaker 1: race horses that start this weekend. We're gonna look for
Speaker 1: ten of you. Put you into two syndicates, five for
Speaker 1: each ferret, ferret Viewler and ferret force it. They love
Speaker 1: to race. The winning team gets two hundred dollars each. Yep,
Speaker 1: I rude mention, mouse right, yep, the you know syndicate.
Speaker 1: Before we go any further, let's subscribe. What's going to
Speaker 1: happen If you're gonna do the ferret race that stops
Speaker 1: the station, you've gotta have someone that knows about racing.
Speaker 1: Step forward, this clown.
Speaker 3: Christian ferret racing on Monday.
Speaker 1: I love it very good.
Speaker 3: Now, if you would like, I'm happy to address as
Speaker 3: a horse and I'm happy to race a ferret through
Speaker 3: a tunnel to the other end. Yes, that's what I'm
Speaker 3: prepared to do for your show. I'm prepared to put
Speaker 3: my body on the line, so I'm prepared to be
Speaker 3: the human guinea pig, although addressed as a horse taking
Speaker 3: out a ferret. Anyway, I'll leave it up to you.
Speaker 1: Goodbye, Thank you, Graf. We just needed to commentate, Okay, the.
Speaker 2: One race Australia's spring racing carnival has been missing in
Speaker 2: Christian o'connals hot felis.
Speaker 1: All right, some ferret facts before we open the lines.
Speaker 1: A female ferret it's a geo. And a male it's
Speaker 1: a hob. A newted male is a GiB. Did you
Speaker 1: know that the female fare will die if they go
Speaker 1: too long without mating. The over production of esogen can
Speaker 1: become fatally toxic. In you that in the world ferrets
Speaker 1: and stokes perform a hypnotic dance that sends their prey
Speaker 1: into a triumph.
Speaker 4: I've never heard that.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm pretty sure Attenborough's across this. A group of
Speaker 1: ferrets is called a business, but we have a business
Speaker 1: two ferrets coming in Monday. They're going to race each
Speaker 1: other on a purpose built track by company called box
Speaker 1: Swars that do some amazing stuff. Jack tell them about
Speaker 1: the track that the ferret's going to be racing live
Speaker 1: on air Monday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got the blueprints in front of me and
Speaker 4: it looks amazing. Fifty five meter long cardboard castle track.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fifty five meters. That's a big old race track.
Speaker 4: It'll race through the sales department down through where the
Speaker 4: producers see it.
Speaker 1: That's idea because you've got all the weasels that work
Speaker 1: down there anywhere. They love that.
Speaker 4: The course will include mazes, tunnels, sea saws, guard towers.
Speaker 1: To so we can shove crawf on top of one.
Speaker 4: Of the guard towers, and a ramp up to the
Speaker 4: finish line.
Speaker 1: This excites me. A ramp to the finish line.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Race Fans Get ready. The race that stops the Nation
Speaker 1: is on Shoesday next week, twenty four hours before that
Speaker 1: and equally big race. Ferrets racing. Two ferrets racing live
Speaker 1: on this radio station and they're going to win you cash.
Speaker 1: Ferret Butner weighing in at one point one kilo five
Speaker 1: years old. This Christmas dark eyed white. Now usually we
Speaker 1: know this ferrets are albino, but Ferret Buna has dark eyes,
Speaker 1: making him, a dark eyed white ferret could be an advantage.
Speaker 1: Has raced a few times, but is the outsider.
Speaker 4: Coming up against Ferret Fossett female petite cinnamon sable, which
Speaker 4: is the typical brown kind of color.
Speaker 2: You see.
Speaker 1: He's my favorite color of ferret.
Speaker 4: With that classic ferret face mask. It looks like a
Speaker 4: burglar's mass, weighing its seven hundred and five grams.
Speaker 1: Half the weight of ferret Buna. Yes, but loves to
Speaker 1: race dead, sir, But anything can happen in the big
Speaker 1: ferret race. All right, what we're going to do. Then,
Speaker 1: we've got ten of you lined up. We're going to
Speaker 1: have two syndicates like they do with actual race horses,
Speaker 1: five of you in each ferret syndicate. Five of you,
Speaker 1: four ferret butner you which when two hundred dollars each
Speaker 1: of ferip Bula comes in first, racing up that ramp
Speaker 1: to victory up against ferret Force. It all right, let's
Speaker 1: give away shares of the ferrets. Jack, Rob, there you're going,
Speaker 1: We're going, Rob, You're part of Ferret's butlah beautiful. Okay,
Speaker 1: good luck Monday, Beck, Well I'm getting through. You are
Speaker 1: part of syndicate for Ferrets Force it.
Speaker 3: Awesome, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Good luck. Let's go to Malcolm. Hello Malcolm, you are
Speaker 1: part of team ferip Bula awesome, thank you, good luck.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Dawn. Hello Dawn, you're part of the
Speaker 1: Syndicate four Ferret force It. Thank you very much, good luck.
Speaker 1: I love. People are excited, aren't they? All right? Let's
Speaker 1: go to Sylvia. You could be winning two hundred dollars
Speaker 1: if Ferret Butlah romps home the winner.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Let's give away to Linda. You are Ferret force It.
Speaker 1: I am there. Yes, you are Ferret force It. Good
Speaker 1: luck Monday. Let's go to Anthony with an h Anthony.
Speaker 1: Hello Anthony, you are save Ferret Butler. Okay, Ferret Butler
Speaker 1: for you. Good on your mite.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I get the feeling. That's what you wanted. Action, uh
Speaker 1: Leenor yes taken? Yes, Eleanor you are part of Ferret
Speaker 1: force Its. Thank you very much and good luck. How
Speaker 1: many have we given away?
Speaker 4: There should be? Tim more?
Speaker 1: Tim more? Oh, Caliperage Ferret gotcha, Scotty, Yes, Hey, Christian Hope,
Speaker 1: Pat say Jack, how we're good? Scottie? Step up. You're
Speaker 1: part of Team Ferret Butler. Go blah blah blah. Awesome.
Speaker 1: Why don't Scotty tune in Monday and Linda, yes, last
Speaker 1: one making the syndicate four ferret force it good luck,
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay, Well that's ready now and they need
Speaker 1: to build this fifty five meter long racecourse, Jack, give
Speaker 1: them a details again. What does it contain?
Speaker 4: You will have mazes, tunnels, seesaws, guard towers to watch
Speaker 4: out for any unruly ferrets, any ferrets breaking the rules.
Speaker 4: It'll weave in and out of the Gold studios, through
Speaker 4: the sales desk, pass the busses off us, and then
Speaker 4: back up a ramp to the producer's den where they
Speaker 4: will cross the finish line.
Speaker 1: We'll work on that bit along with the title. It's
Speaker 1: all working progres, don't. My team and the race day
Speaker 1: commentator is Shane Crawford as well. Shane's going to be
Speaker 1: racing in the tunnel with them. He's gonna be like
Speaker 1: bait you know they do that. We're going to smear
Speaker 1: him and bake them and fire him down the Chewe
Speaker 1: the other thing you've got it mare in mind, right,
Speaker 1: this course that is genuinely fifty five meters Its huge,
Speaker 1: all right, It's huge it's gonna look amazing, right, we're
Speaker 1: gonna we're going to have this on Instagram Live. So
Speaker 1: if you go to our show page and get ready
Speaker 1: of the weekend on Instagram, you find it's there The
Speaker 1: Christiano coneg Show, so you can you can watch it
Speaker 1: as well. Now they're not in the race that they're running.
Speaker 1: Isn't a enclosed chew? No? I think so. My wife
Speaker 1: yesterday is going what happens if one of the ferrets
Speaker 1: get so excited because they got a hell of a
Speaker 1: speed you've ever seen they love to race, and goes overboard.
Speaker 4: Well, the the cardboard tunnels that they run through won't
Speaker 4: have a roof, so there is a chance the ferrets
Speaker 4: will get loose.
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