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Speaker 1: You can catch the One and Only Andrew Hanson for

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Speaker 1: one night only at the Record By at Lisa tomorrow night.

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Speaker 1: We're looking forward to having Andrew back in town. The

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Speaker 1: tickets through the Perthcomedy Festival at dot com.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Andrew Hanson, as you will always be to me,

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Speaker 2: Clive the overly love commuter.

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Speaker 3: How are you.

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Speaker 4: Good morning? I'm great and how are you going good?

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Speaker 1: We're going well, We're very swimmingly, mate, can't complain.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to be doing a very long commute. I'm

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Speaker 4: afraid to get it. I'm trying to get to you

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Speaker 4: for two and a half years.

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Speaker 1: We know, we know it, Andrew, We smell what's going on.

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Speaker 2: We're so excited and you know tomorrow night masks will

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Speaker 2: be off. Yes, we are allowed to take off our

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Speaker 2: masks at midnight tonight, so you will know if people

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Speaker 2: are laughing or just mumbling something behind it.

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Speaker 4: It's great, isn't it. It also helps me do the

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Speaker 4: show that because people can hear me talk and hear

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Speaker 4: me sing while I was stand because I was doing it.

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Speaker 4: You know, a glass screen and chicken wire this show,

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Speaker 4: and I'm only going to keep the chicken wire now

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Speaker 4: going as long.

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Speaker 1: As you do the theme from Rawhide.

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Speaker 3: Now Everybody Else is Wrong is the name of the show.

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Speaker 2: It's a great title because at the moment, everyone I

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Speaker 2: mean I've seen Facebook, everyone seems to think they're right

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Speaker 2: and everyone else is wrong.

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Speaker 4: Well what is what we're all convinced of?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 4: But I realized that the truth is everyone else is right,

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Speaker 4: it's really only me right. I had to come to

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Speaker 4: Perpon explain why. Yeah. Yeah, And when we say everyone else,

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Speaker 4: it's the other Chaser guys. Of course. You know, they're

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Speaker 4: hopelessly wrong and they're they're totally ill equipped to even

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Speaker 4: do a live show. So that's why I thought I'd

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Speaker 4: better do one, because you know, otherwise nobody from the Chasers,

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Speaker 4: War and Everything will be doing the one. They lack

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Speaker 4: the talent. I'm the only one who can really get

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Speaker 4: up there and act and sing and be interesting. They

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Speaker 4: they don't have those skills.

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Speaker 1: The green room, what do yourself as well? That's a

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Speaker 1: that's okay. I'd have to share the m and ms

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Speaker 1: back there, But it was the first instrument, Andrew that

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Speaker 1: you learned to play.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of skills, yeah, skill might not necessarily be expecting

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Speaker 4: Bad musical imber that there's a lot of music in

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Speaker 4: the show. If you want to see a skinny man

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Speaker 4: scurrying desperately between a piano and a guitar and an

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Speaker 4: iPad all night, you know I do. I scurry a lot.

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Speaker 4: And I was made to learn piano when I was

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Speaker 4: a little kid, and I wish.

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Speaker 3: I'd been made to learn an instrument.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's great, it's a it's a good you know,

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Speaker 4: you hate it for twenty years and then you suddenly

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Speaker 4: love it. Yeah, so I like them doing.

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Speaker 1: That to your kids.

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Speaker 4: True, it is funny, though, and they make their kids

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Speaker 4: learn an instrument. But then when the kids says I

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Speaker 4: want to grow up and be a musician, the parents

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Speaker 4: say a lawyer, a doctor, that anything else. And I

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Speaker 4: was made to learn a violin like a little little

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Speaker 4: posh kid because I think, you know, parents thought that

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Speaker 4: would be smart. Yeah, it was horrible. I just sounded like,

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Speaker 4: oh I did.

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Speaker 3: You just mentioned the Chaser.

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Speaker 2: And on the subject of music, The Chaser has released

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Speaker 2: a Scott Morrison parody song Let's just say It's about

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Speaker 2: Cole and how it excites him, and.

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Speaker 3: It has topped the Australian iTunes charts.

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Speaker 4: And You're not play hasn't been added to the.

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Speaker 1: Looking through the list and I haven't been atle located.

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Speaker 2: Yet anyway, trying.

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Speaker 4: A word in for me. It's got a rude word

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Speaker 4: in the title.

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Speaker 3: Don't see why we can't beep it be it all

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Speaker 3: the way through?

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Speaker 4: Look, that was That was a brilliant edit. It was

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Speaker 4: done by this this guy called Can Smith who works

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Speaker 4: with the Choses online team. I'm told that he first

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Speaker 4: of all, he just put together these bits of Scott

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Speaker 4: Morrison talking to make them sound a little bit different

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Speaker 4: and now it's become a hit novelty single. Yeah, and

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Speaker 4: we've we've vocaldy Scott Morrison. I mean, so you know

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Speaker 4: the whole lady thing. Just forget that Morrison is actually

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Speaker 4: a pretty talented musician. He's currently at the top of

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's only got himself to blame.

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Speaker 2: He put the thought out there about him being musically inclined.

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Speaker 2: So next thing in a song, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I'm looking forward to the album and the tour, forward

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Speaker 4: to the tour.

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Speaker 1: Well, well how are you going? But speaking of tours.

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Speaker 1: How are you going with the political tour right now?

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Speaker 1: And I'm still twenty three days to go.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, I've already received my voting form and screwed

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Speaker 4: it up, as you're supposed to correct one of the

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Speaker 4: yellow leader. He goes in the one with the yellow

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Speaker 4: leaders can be recycled. These voting forms I discovered, Who

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Speaker 4: are you? Who are you opting for? Are you allowed

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Speaker 4: to say? Or is that a bridge of broadcasting?

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Speaker 2: It's look, go on, choices go. I'd have to say,

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Speaker 2: it's really slim pickings this time. Isn't it as.

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Speaker 4: Choices between the guy wear.

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Speaker 1: And the other one?

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Speaker 3: But you know all the other you know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's just hope it's all over there very very

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Speaker 4: very very soon. I'm talking about it because it's real down.

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Speaker 4: You know. I did radio a couple of years ago,

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Speaker 4: and we were told by the bosses never mentioned politics

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Speaker 4: or your immediate everybody's going to switch off, so we

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Speaker 4: better change the subject. We're talking about, you know, well,

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Speaker 4: cats again or.

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Speaker 1: Whatever. I was liking you trying to find out least's

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Speaker 1: preference preferences. But we do have ye.

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Speaker 3: Don't I could answer that question quickly.

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Speaker 1: Another three weeks daggy photo opportunities to watch meantime years.

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Speaker 4: I'm hoping for another one of those great tame photo opportunities.

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Speaker 4: I think they're always a good look stands next to her?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, have us to stress over that photo?

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Speaker 4: You know? I mean, yeah, I met you be the

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Speaker 4: campaign poster.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if he can elbow all use it well, Andrew.

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Speaker 2: We can catch you for one night only at the

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Speaker 2: Wrecker Bite tomorrow night. Tickets are available through the Perthcomedy

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Speaker 2: Festival dot com. And love it or hate it, we do.

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Speaker 2: Thank you of course for always the humor during the election.

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Speaker 3: We need it. It gets us through.

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Speaker 4: It's a pleasure and I will see you in Perth

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Speaker 4: tomorrow at the Record Bye, which I'm told is named

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Speaker 4: after a type of sort of priest who doesn't drink.

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Speaker 3: You are quite right, and it's a fambulous space.

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Speaker 1: It's a beautiful building, in the entries, all the romance

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Speaker 1: in the theater.

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Speaker 4: Yea good. I think you're even allowed to drink in

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Speaker 4: there too, I believe so. Despite the despite the name,

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Speaker 4: forget about the history. Oh yeah, thank you and thanks Andrew.

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Speaker 1: And then we remember everybody else is wrong. We know

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Speaker 1: that now thanks.

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Speaker 4: Yes, well you two especially of course we're wrong.

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Speaker 1: Thanks bad yeah,