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Speaker 1: Hello.

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Speaker 2: So, I mean obviously saying, which is bobbling around in

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Speaker 2: my mind is the fact that my beautiful fiance Mim,

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Speaker 2: has booked us a holiday to.

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Speaker 3: The Mexican gay capital of the world.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: It's like, if you missed yesterday's podcast, I was at

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Speaker 5: dinner during the week with my uncle who's gay and

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Speaker 5: his partner there from New York. They were just saying

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Speaker 5: how much they love New York, how much they love

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Speaker 5: going to Mexico.

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Speaker 1: They've just put a house in Mexico.

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Speaker 5: I was like, where'd you buy a house and he

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Speaker 5: was like, oh, this place called Porto And I was like,

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Speaker 5: that's where he's going.

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Speaker 3: We've been going to Porto Vallada.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it turns out it's not a Portoah.

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Speaker 1: Any any double l in Spanish? Yeah, sound.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm trying to think of a So.

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Speaker 2: So, if you're a Paul BEARR, you're a pa bearer

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Speaker 2: pai pie bearer.

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Speaker 1: Are you just taking an English word.

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Speaker 3: Yeah and with in it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, pay.

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Speaker 3: That's good to know.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, So, I for the last twenty four hours since

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Speaker 2: you told me this, I'm obviously dying to tell Yes,

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Speaker 2: you were saying last night that you three on three

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Speaker 2: separate occasions. I went to go on holiday is coming

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Speaker 2: up two weeks away, two and a half weeks away?

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Speaker 5: Yeah right, yeah, so soon. And obviously you're talking about

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Speaker 5: the holiday and stuff and on the tongue has been Hey,

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Speaker 5: by the way, we're going to see more dicks than

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Speaker 5: sand in Mexico.

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Speaker 2: Say as well, this isn't the first time this has

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Speaker 2: happened for me. Last time wasn't wasn't actually mims fault.

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Speaker 2: I was with an xx ex girlfriend. This is a

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Speaker 2: long time ago, and this was definitely the moment that

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Speaker 2: I realized I should definitely like break up with this person.

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Speaker 2: But I was at breakfast with her, she went to

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Speaker 2: the toilet, and by the time she came back, I'd

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Speaker 2: booked myself a trip for like a few days. I

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Speaker 2: just need to get away, And she was like, what

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Speaker 2: is going on? And then I think I didn't really

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Speaker 2: know what was going on, but I think I needed

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Speaker 2: to get out of that relationship. Yeah, anyway, because of

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Speaker 2: the hate what does.

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Speaker 1: This have to do with gays on the beach?

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Speaker 2: Wait, because of the chance for you bent well, wait,

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Speaker 2: because of the haste of me booking the trip. I

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Speaker 2: ended up booking myself into a gay hotel. Yeah, so

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Speaker 2: I didn't know this until I.

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Speaker 1: Saw well actually when it was the moment.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so I went to the pool as soon as

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Speaker 2: I got there, went to the pool and like it

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Speaker 2: was just all men and in this pool, which.

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Speaker 3: Again was I was. I wasn't really thinking about it,

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Speaker 3: but I was like, okay, I just kind of notice that.

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Speaker 2: And then like like eyes like eyes on, like like

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Speaker 2: heavy heavy eyes on. And then I went back to

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Speaker 2: my room and opened a couple of broo shoels and

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Speaker 2: then the penny.

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Speaker 1: Dropped what was in the brochure just condoms.

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Speaker 3: So it is it is interesting. This isn't the first

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Speaker 3: time this has happened to me.

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Speaker 2: But I think I need to call I'd say mim

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Speaker 2: now and just I think, firstly, this is going to

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Speaker 2: be quite a big moment when we announced to her

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Speaker 2: that this is what, this is, what's happened.

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Speaker 1: She's going to react.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm interested to know if she's done this deliberately.

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Speaker 1: Oh, surely she doesn't know. I don't know what she looks.

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Speaker 1: She might have. I'm sure she's read about the play. Well,

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Speaker 1: she's done heaps of research. Well, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Okay if she's done heaps of research, and she hasn't,

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Speaker 5: because I told you, I googled Porto Aada yesterday and

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Speaker 5: it came up with number two top gay beach in

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Speaker 5: the world.

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Speaker 3: She so she, I think she knows, and maybe Funny.

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Speaker 1: Must know because it looks, by the way, beautiful. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it looks stunning.

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Speaker 3: So we love boardwalks.

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Speaker 2: One of our main things when do we book a holiday,

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Speaker 2: it's like, if it's got a good boardwalk, you've got me.

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Speaker 2: Both of us love a boardwalk, right, Porto has one

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Speaker 2: of the all time boardwalks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and a lot of a lot of board wings

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Speaker 1: as well. All right, let's it's gone. Yeah, intelligent, I

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Speaker 1: think you need to tell it yellow. Hi, Hello, it's

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Speaker 1: your hobby. I know who it is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, great, awesome. I have some news to share with you.

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Speaker 2: I'll try to be quick because I can hear them

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Speaker 2: dog in the background. But you obviously Mexico two and

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Speaker 2: a half weeks, very very exciting your boy indeed, but

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Speaker 2: speaking of your boys, who wow?

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Speaker 4: Oh actual daughter, she would be sad because I took

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Speaker 4: her at the stand.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, go on, okay, sorry, sorry, I'll be quick, so

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Speaker 2: will found out that Porto Viata, which is the first

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Speaker 2: place we're going to in Mexico, did you trust anyway?

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Speaker 1: I'm actually needed to know, Mim. Do you know anything

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Speaker 1: about Porto Vata?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Why what do you know about it? You know?

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Speaker 4: I do know that it's like a very family and

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Speaker 4: friendly area because it's it is one of the gay

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Speaker 4: capitals of the world.

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Speaker 1: You did not tell that.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know that before.

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Speaker 1: I booked this, so so you just been sitting on that.

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Speaker 5: So you found out and you were like, Jesus, I

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Speaker 5: don't know whether I should tell that I've taken it

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Speaker 5: the capital of the Pacific.

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Speaker 4: I only really worked it out after and all the

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Speaker 4: signs were there, considering when I was booking it, there

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Speaker 4: was like all these places, it was like gays, gays, gays,

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Speaker 4: ALGBT friendly, like all of the hotels. A lot of

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Speaker 4: places don't usually.

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Speaker 3: Point that out, and so what are we staying in

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Speaker 3: one of these?

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Speaker 4: We're staying in an airbnb. But hilariously, I also booked

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Speaker 4: the Romantic zone, which is the capital the capital.

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Speaker 5: That's my was this just a big ployee because the

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Speaker 5: Romantic like that, that's the hot spot?

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Speaker 4: You don't like me A literal LGBTQ Central spot where

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Speaker 4: it's like if you want the best gay bars in

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Speaker 4: the world.

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Speaker 3: Totally, is this like a ployee to get me out

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Speaker 3: of my speedo onigh?

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Speaker 4: This is so us like we're going to thrive there

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Speaker 4: for you, pleadie.

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Speaker 1: We're going to be fabulous, We're going to be absolutely

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Speaker 1: so Mim.

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Speaker 5: I the only reason, the only reason I found this

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Speaker 5: out was because my uncle is gay and he came

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Speaker 5: out for dinner the other night and they've got they're

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Speaker 5: about to buy a house in Porto v I bet.

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Speaker 1: I told you that you will come over for dragon.

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Speaker 1: It was very very funny chat.

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Speaker 5: So I apparently just don't accept any massages or don't

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Speaker 5: think that you're ever just going for a massage.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, right, well I'm safe if I'm all good. But

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Speaker 4: I think I think because I'll be carrying the baby around.

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Speaker 4: But maybe what you want to carry the baby around?

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Speaker 3: So I think I think the baby will be strapped

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Speaker 3: to me twenty four to seven.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe Mim will have a strap from the environment.

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Speaker 4: You know what you're hearing your hair clip for.

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Speaker 2: I think the hair clip might stay at home. You

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Speaker 2: need to go as masculine again. I think the sarong

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Speaker 2: and the hair clip might be staying at home. All right,

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Speaker 2: I'll let you go, Mim, because I hear m dog

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Speaker 2: in the background. But I'll be I'll be home shortly, okay.

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Speaker 2: By she knew, she knew, and she wasn't going to

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Speaker 2: tell me you obviously, she had that moment where she

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Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, what have I done?

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Speaker 1: YEA, so good. You're going to have the best stories.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be.

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Speaker 2: I think we're gonna have a great time. It actually,

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Speaker 2: as Mim said as soon as she said it is,

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Speaker 2: it's actually so us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think we are going to love the bars.

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Speaker 5: I was thinking, after a few mess gals and whatever

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Speaker 5: else you guys are going to be having, I think

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Speaker 5: there'll be there'll be a moment where one of you

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Speaker 5: will say to the other, what happens in Mexico stays

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Speaker 5: in Mexico.

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Speaker 1: I just think I think I.

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Speaker 2: Think I'll come back from the bar with two Mescals

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Speaker 2: and go, look, I got the afternoon double. It's Mescals,

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Speaker 2: and it's two mescals for a free massage, and I've

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Speaker 2: got my massage first.

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Speaker 1: Side. We'll set you guys on Monday