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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: What's This Morning?

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Speaker 3: I had to say goodbye to my daughter, my five

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Speaker 3: month year old daughter Max as she leaves to go

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Speaker 3: back to the Netherlands.

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Speaker 2: It was, yeah, it was tough. I'm actually driving them

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Speaker 2: to the airport tonight, but I yeah.

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Speaker 3: She she woke up as she always does in the morning,

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Speaker 3: wakes me up, and I went and picked her up.

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Speaker 2: And God, that expression you don't know what you got

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Speaker 2: till you're gone.

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Speaker 3: It was very, very tough to know that I'm not

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Speaker 3: going to see her for a long time. And necessary

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Speaker 3: evil of living on the other side of the world

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Speaker 3: from where your partner's from. There will always be one

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Speaker 3: of us who is in that situation. So that's just

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Speaker 3: that's just the.

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Speaker 2: Tyranny of distance. But it was it was.

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Speaker 3: Really amazing actually, because normally when you say goodbye to

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Speaker 3: some one, you you both of you know that it's goodbye, right,

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Speaker 3: So you have these moments where you say goodbye, you

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Speaker 3: both know that it's goodbye.

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Speaker 2: So often you know your your emotions.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to say ruin the goodbye, but you're

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Speaker 3: because you both are so emotional often that you know

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Speaker 3: people just say I can't stay too long or try

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Speaker 3: and do rushed goodbyes, or I'm not going to go

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Speaker 3: to the airport because I'm going to get too emotional,

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Speaker 3: try and avoid course the grease much. Yeah, you don't

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Speaker 3: actually want to be there for it. But this morning

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Speaker 3: I had this moment where it was goodbye. Obviously I

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Speaker 3: was saying goodbye to little Maxie, but she didn't know

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Speaker 3: that it was goodbye. So it was kind of like

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Speaker 3: it was bittersweet in so many ways, because first of all,

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Speaker 3: I was the only one who knew it was goodbye,

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Speaker 3: so she was happy. She's a very happy baby, so

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Speaker 3: she was just sitting there sort of laughing and giggling

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Speaker 3: and babbling and whatever else. And I was sort of

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Speaker 3: like had tears running down my face. And you know,

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Speaker 3: it made me think that when we say goodbye to someone,

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Speaker 3: often when we say goodbye, we're kind of relieved that

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Speaker 3: the goodbye is over and we're like, oh God, and

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Speaker 3: often a big goodbye. You know, if you live on

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Speaker 3: me on side of the world, to someone or whatever,

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Speaker 3: it builds up to that point. And I always have

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Speaker 3: this moment where not that that person becomes toxic, but

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Speaker 3: you're kind of happy to offload that person because they

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Speaker 3: build up to the goodbye is often quite long, and

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Speaker 3: then you get there and you're like, oh god, I'm

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Speaker 3: actually glad that's over.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this goodbye could have gone for forever for me

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Speaker 2: because she was just happy. She was just sitting there

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Speaker 2: like what's up, Dad? Like you know what? What are those?

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Speaker 2: What are those? What's the water on your face?

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Speaker 1: For?

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Speaker 2: Like it's a strange time.

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Speaker 4: Was a bit like when Bruce Willis says goodbye to

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Speaker 4: Live Tyler and Armageddon exactly because Bruce, Bruce is a

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Speaker 4: which is amazing. But it's where Bruce Willi says goodbye

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Speaker 4: to Live Tyler because Bruce knows he's about to sacrifice

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Speaker 4: himself on the metior that's hurtling towards Earth. As I

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Speaker 4: say this, I realized this movie is so outrageous. But

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Speaker 4: he's about to sacrifice himself, but he calls his daughter

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Speaker 4: to Live Tyler and doesn't say that to her.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he doesn't say goodbye.

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Speaker 4: But he's emotional because he knows it's the last time

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Speaker 4: have I like that.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it was like that, which which is I knew

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Speaker 3: that it was goodbye, but she didn't know it was goodbye.

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Speaker 3: I just wasn't on a meteor and I and I

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Speaker 3: and I wasn't about to try and drill a media

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Speaker 3: right which was hurtling towards Earth and plant a nuclear

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Speaker 3: miss the planet. I mean, that's the only missing part.

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Speaker 3: But like everything else the.

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Speaker 4: Same, I can ask, how's yours? Has Sem going very emotional?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Because if I and I know, Sem and I are

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Speaker 4: quite similar in this way. And I'm definitely not saying

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Speaker 4: doing this to Mim, for example, I would feel this guilt.

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Speaker 4: And I know it's not a just guilt because she

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Speaker 4: shouldn't feel guilty about going to take Max to go

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Speaker 4: and see her family in Holland. But how is she

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Speaker 4: going knowing that, well, yeah, she is taking her away.

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Speaker 3: Super emotional, super super And you said guilty, feels very

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Speaker 3: guilty about the whole thing, which is certainly something I'm

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Speaker 3: trying to dispel. Yeah, but something I'm not helping by

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Speaker 3: writing a poem about saying goodbye to my daughter, which

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Speaker 3: I wrote this morning and I'm going to read on

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Speaker 3: the air up next perfect.

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Speaker 4: Maybe turn us off, Sam, if you're.

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Speaker 3: I love his savvy doing a good thing. This is

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Speaker 3: just yeah, Actually, that's a great idea. Turn the radio off.

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Speaker 3: There's nothing I can say which will help that woods.

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Speaker 3: I had to say goodbye to my little girl this morning.

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Speaker 3: She's going back with her mum, with Semmi to the

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Speaker 3: Netherlands for three weeks. I'm super excited for them. It

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Speaker 3: is Max's first tree back home. And that's the tyranny

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Speaker 3: of distance. Anyone that lives anyone's who is with someone

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Speaker 3: who is not from here, or is living away from

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Speaker 3: know well.

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Speaker 2: That it sucks. Like it's amazing. It's amazing.

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Speaker 3: There's this beautiful part about it that Max is connected

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Speaker 3: have that connection back to Europe. It's amazing that sem

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Speaker 3: gets a chance to live in Australia even though home

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Speaker 3: is in the Netherlands. But it also comes with this

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Speaker 3: tax like all beautiful things do, you have to pay

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Speaker 3: the piper, And it's this the reality that there's a

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Speaker 3: part of her that is a long long way away

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Speaker 3: and we can't just throw it away and we can't

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Speaker 3: just dismiss it. So I'm really happy that she is

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Speaker 3: going back, but it was really sad this morning to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's five months old.

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Speaker 3: And I've written a poem which I'm going to read,

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Speaker 3: which is sort of sums up what happened this morning,

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Speaker 3: but it was a Before I get into it, I

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Speaker 3: just want to say I tip my cap to everyone

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Speaker 3: who lives away from their kids or has to live

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Speaker 3: away from their parents, because it's just a really tough

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Speaker 4: Yeah, especially for extended periods of time, for regular extended

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Speaker 4: periods of time, would be really, really difficult. Can I

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Speaker 4: just ask you before you do read the poem. I'm

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Speaker 4: looking forward to hearing this. Have you have you thought

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Speaker 4: it all about so you got the next three weeks

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Speaker 4: thought at all about like how you're going to tackle

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Speaker 4: that three weeks or like, I mean, I know you're

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Speaker 4: you know, you're probably best when you're busiest or like

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Speaker 4: a good way that you can, you know, keep yourself saying,

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Speaker 4: it's just to keep really busy if you've got like

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Speaker 4: a plan over the next three weeks or something.

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, well I've yeah, I've got to No,

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Speaker 3: I don't, to be honest, I'm actually scared about that questions,

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Speaker 3: So don't ask me.

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Speaker 2: Enough. No, no worries.

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Speaker 3: So anyway, so I go around one seven times.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying about self at the moment. I'm

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Speaker 2: just like one day at a time, one morning at

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Speaker 4: Of Michael parkinsons you then that's a great question.

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Speaker 2: It was a great question.

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Speaker 3: So the thing about the goodbye this morning, as I

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Speaker 2: So I was the one who was upset.

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Speaker 3: But the blissful thing about having a really young kid

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Speaker 2: So she was still really happy.

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Speaker 3: She's a really, really smiley girl, whereas I'm sitting there

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Speaker 3: with tears running down my face. And as you said before,

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Speaker 3: it was very similar to that moment in Again and

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Speaker 3: Where's Bruce Willis calls liv Tyler to say goodbye to her.

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Speaker 2: I look annoyingly from time to time, Curly, I love you,

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Speaker 2: Grace kind of go down. Yeah, so Bruce Willis leaves.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, something tells me and hearing that grab liv Tyler did.

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Speaker 4: Know that Bruce was going to I just realizing that.

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Speaker 3: While since we've seen in the movie anyway, I'm still

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Speaker 3: still good audio.

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Speaker 5: This is.

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Speaker 4: That's not an example of what you're doing it all, but.

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Speaker 2: I'll get into the volum.

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Speaker 3: All right, this is it's on our instagram, Willim Woody

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Speaker 3: if you want to see it for yourself.

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Speaker 2: Okay, there's a photo of me and Max Jewish. Here

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Speaker 2: we go, quick, silver water, my god.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you babbled, squealed, and good as our noses touched, goodbye,

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Speaker 3: I sang bowie while I prepared your food. You all

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Speaker 3: loss once wed farewell their life's most unwelcome couple. From

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Speaker 2: But for this morning you weren't to know.

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Speaker 3: And as the sun came up, I was grateful for

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Speaker 3: I must stay and you must go. But only I

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Speaker 4: I don't need that music's appropriate now because that scene

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Speaker 4: has nothing to do with what you did with you

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Speaker 4: do it. But it's great. Word yeah, amazing, amazing word.

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Speaker 2: It was really nice. Yeah, Big Shadow has said two.

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Speaker 3: All the parents who have got to live away from

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Speaker 3: their kids or do goodbyes like that very often, it

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Speaker 3: was tough, and I can't imagine it gets much easier

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Speaker 3: when they realize that you're actually saying goodbye.

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Speaker 2: It just gets worse and worse. Anyway, we're very lucky.

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Speaker 4: We work only two hours a day.

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Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

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Speaker 4: Not like nine till five. Hats off to you.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're talking about like just leaving a child for

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Speaker 4: A really good friend of mine lives down the ride

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Speaker 4: and he's got a new baby, and yeah he's he's

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Speaker 4: working sixteen hour days. Yeah, and he's like, I barely

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Speaker 4: here in the morning and I barely say at night.

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Speaker 4: It must be really really hard.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Wow, Yeah, right, I was talking about like leaving a

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Speaker 3: kid for like a month or so, but yeah, yeah

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Speaker 3: for the day.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, day though, it would all be.

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Speaker 2: Hard really the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to talk about I'm not usually interested

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Speaker 4: in this family, the Kardashians, but Kendall Jenna has revealed

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Speaker 4: why she actually didn't have many mates when she was

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Speaker 4: at school. Have listened to this.

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Speaker 6: When it comes to like friends being on the show.

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Speaker 6: It went back a really long time to when I

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Speaker 6: was in like middle school and the show had just started,

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Speaker 6: and like friends at school were a little suss they

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Speaker 6: just wanted to come over to be on it or

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Speaker 4: Did you thinking about it?

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Speaker 3: So it's just like you just knew you were going

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Speaker 4: Well, I'd love to hear more of these. That one's

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Speaker 3: Are you having a wonderful, wonderful thirsts half, particularly that

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Speaker 3: What was the one thing that you obviously went over

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Speaker 4: Other than just liking them as a friend. Because Kendall

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Speaker 3: And can I just say, like really narrow minded friends

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Kanye might popcorn, might pop round.

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Speaker 4: That situa, so many perks. Let's go to Alisha here

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Speaker 7: To be honest, I didn't know what the sea word

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Speaker 2: It was just it was. They were just all connected,

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Speaker 4: Direct correlation between your openness to swearing and you know,

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Speaker 3: And as you get older, that correlates into no curfew, yes, booze,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can stay up late, Yes, unlimited internet usage.

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Speaker 2: I mean, those houses never been in one. I've never

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Speaker 3: Yeah, your house was still cool, though, Bro, sometimes your

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Speaker 4: Rachel had a free champagne. I thought she was drowning

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Speaker 2: Oh, congrats.

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Speaker 4: To a husband. He ben afflecked you. So his reason

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Speaker 1: Wow, I'm still there doing my job, but yeah.

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Speaker 4: Professionalism at all. But he's affleckt you. That is totally wild.

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Speaker 4: But wow, what did you prefer, dude, lord her. There's

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't have gone for any of them,

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Speaker 2: Vanessa, why did you go to Why did you go

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Speaker 8: Well, when I went over there, they had some apple

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Speaker 8: I was in primary school.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 8: And my friend played a range of instruments and I

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Speaker 2: Nice. Yeah, that's a nice.

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Speaker 9: That was going to go.

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Speaker 3: But it's the most pg beautifully innocent call that I

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Speaker 2: I used to go over there for the dessert and

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Speaker 3: Vanessa, you can have one hundred bucks to go and

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Speaker 3: spend it came out mate, Kmart's launchedhip style of October

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Speaker 2: Vanessa Are you there?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I am yeah, mate, that's all yours. That's absolutely outstanding.

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Speaker 2: No where is it all, mate? No? Is it all just.

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Speaker 3: Moment when she said we've never had on there We're

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Speaker 3: or whatever. It was highly scandalous call. All right, let's

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Speaker 3: what you got?

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Speaker 2: I used to go over there for apple pie and

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Speaker 2: she used to play me the flute. Very good Woods.

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Speaker 3: You said something last week. I know we addressed it slightly.

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Speaker 4: He would tell you that he's been like licking up

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Speaker 5: You're joking, and the other day, but then the other

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Speaker 4: And then he started driving, please I'll.

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Speaker 2: Use that, and we have. So there's a couple of

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Speaker 3: Because when I got home that night, Sem and I

445
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,320
Speaker 3: went to sit down and have dinner, and she was like, look,

446
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,800
Speaker 3: nothing goes on until we address something.

447
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:37,000
Speaker 4: It's bad dinner, chat mate. This is the conversation.

448
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:37,880
Speaker 5: I didn't.

449
00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:39,960
Speaker 2: Well, that's the point. We didn't get to dinner. We

450
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,199
Speaker 2: even started. She was like, we can't eat. We need

451
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,240
Speaker 2: to we need to need ask you a couple of questions.

452
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,919
Speaker 3: And she sat me down and what he licks up

453
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,720
Speaker 3: his baby's regurgitated vomit.

454
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,160
Speaker 4: Well, hang on, you lick it when when you when

455
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,840
Speaker 4: you say it like that, you're making it sound like

456
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,440
Speaker 4: it's a routine thing or a consistent response dispute. Not

457
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,919
Speaker 4: the case. I am just saying that. There have been

458
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:05,040
Speaker 4: a couple of occasions, a handful, if you will, at

459
00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:07,720
Speaker 4: times where my hands are busy holding my beautiful girl.

460
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,639
Speaker 4: She spears, I don't want to have to change her

461
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,119
Speaker 4: onesie that I've just put on her. So I just

462
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,880
Speaker 4: feel like in that situation, you've got one option. That's

463
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,040
Speaker 4: to get in there with your tongue and look it up.

464
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:24,480
Speaker 4: Will case close? I rest my case.

465
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:25,280
Speaker 2: I think, I think.

466
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,840
Speaker 4: I think.

467
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,520
Speaker 2: I've ever heard it's your it's because it's sort of

468
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,720
Speaker 2: your kid. Don't say it's your kid.

469
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,600
Speaker 4: Because it's like, this is the same thing when I

470
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,720
Speaker 4: sucked a bit of snot out of little Remy's nose

471
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,520
Speaker 4: the other day because she had a big booger up there,

472
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,160
Speaker 4: and I was saying to to Mim, who also found

473
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,240
Speaker 4: that disgusting. I said, it's not it's like it's my nott,

474
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,080
Speaker 4: it's it's really I think we get there.

475
00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:52,439
Speaker 2: I think we've all sucked a booger out.

476
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,760
Speaker 4: Now time let's put it on.

477
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,600
Speaker 3: I don't don't bring boogers into this game because I think,

478
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,440
Speaker 3: I think and we all know when there's a booger.

479
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,920
Speaker 2: It was when a bat in the cave and they're

480
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 2: struggling to breathe. That's a priority. We all need sleep.

481
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,119
Speaker 2: I've sucked, we all.

482
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 4: Had, Okay, sure, but I don't think it's such a big.

483
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,760
Speaker 3: Did you swallow THEO by the way, did you swallow

484
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 3: the booger after you sucked it?

485
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,959
Speaker 4: I did, absolutely, I swallowed.

486
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,440
Speaker 2: I was a spits gary, You're more a swallow. Always

487
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 2: knew that case, by the way, Now can we can't

488
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:27,280
Speaker 2: think everyone knew that? Now, let's get back to the

489
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:28,240
Speaker 2: vomit if we can.

490
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:32,159
Speaker 4: Because I swallowed the vomit as well, because again what

491
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 4: I had to but think.

492
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 2: Okay, there's no can I just can I just spell? Like?

493
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,200
Speaker 3: Can you stop using the word like need and hat

494
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,960
Speaker 3: to because I'm here to tell you on behalf of

495
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 3: everyone that you don't like I don't. I don't, I don't. Okay,

496
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,240
Speaker 3: I don't have to lick my daughter's vomit. I don't

497
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 3: have to swallow it, but.

498
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,920
Speaker 4: Say, it's been a long day. She's already had six

499
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,680
Speaker 4: outfit changes because we don't like her rolling around with

500
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 4: spewell over herself or pooh. So in that situation, I

501
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 4: would rather, and I think every single parent who's listening

502
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 4: to this right now will agree with me. I think

503
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,359
Speaker 4: I would much rather lick up a little bit of

504
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:13,680
Speaker 4: milky vomb rather than need to change her outfit again.

505
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:17,160
Speaker 2: Okay, question for the calls third end one O six five.

506
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:21,159
Speaker 3: Would you rather lick your baby's vomit or just let

507
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 3: them have a bit of spiew in their clothes? That's

508
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 3: that's the proposition, because.

509
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now. I'm telling you right now,

510
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 2: like Max Cops, the spew.

511
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:34,359
Speaker 3: But thens, and I mean, you know, we tease it

512
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 3: for them obviously if it's pooh sometimes you know, sure

513
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 3: she's got she got a bit of a poo on

514
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:39,360
Speaker 3: her pants.

515
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 2: Who cares, she's a baby, she doesn't know, doesn't matter.

516
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,640
Speaker 4: That's fair. Where Yeah, we're new parents, so i feel

517
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 4: like we're at the moment. I'm sure this will change.

518
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 4: We're really stressing about when she's got a bit of

519
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,120
Speaker 4: poo or a bit of spew on it. I hope

520
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 4: we can change it right away. I think everyone hopes

521
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 4: it changes.

522
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 2: We're going to take.

523
00:23:58,119 --> 00:23:59,440
Speaker 4: I've got one more argument, but I'll say that on

524
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 4: the other side of one more argument, the other.

525
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 3: Side, would you do in the show down the line

526
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 3: at the moment, which means that we get to see

527
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 3: a little bit of your partner mim as you guys,

528
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 3: spend a couple of weeks at home with you, your

529
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 3: brand new daughter Remy, and Mim thankfully takes every chance

530
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 3: on the microphone to absolutely torture and divulge all your secrets.

531
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 4: I will tell you that he's been like licking up

532
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 4: like if she like vomits after I've just breastfed. He

533
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 4: like licks like the vomit.

534
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 2: You joking the other day.

535
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,159
Speaker 4: But then the other day he did it.

536
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,919
Speaker 2: And it was just vomit, and then started to.

537
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 4: Please.

538
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:38,120
Speaker 3: They will use that we have and it's good gear.

539
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 3: I think it's a great discussion. You've put forward the

540
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 3: case that you would rather you could just stop me

541
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,680
Speaker 3: in any stage here. You would rather lick your baby's

542
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,879
Speaker 3: vomit than have Remy have a bit of vomit on

543
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:49,439
Speaker 3: her onesie.

544
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,439
Speaker 2: That's that's your current stance.

545
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 4: I would much prefer to lick up her vomit and

546
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:57,399
Speaker 4: go through the effort of changing lick and swallow her vomit. Well,

547
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 4: I have to swallow because I'm gonna.

548
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 2: Run to the sink. Do what you need to do.

549
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:02,160
Speaker 2: Get a cloth.

550
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 3: Actually, you know what, while you're at the sink, stop,

551
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 3: get the cloth and just wipe it off her onesie.

552
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 4: If I have a cloth on me, I don't opt

553
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 4: to lick over cloth. If I have a cloth on me,

554
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 4: I will always go for cloth.

555
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 2: I'm sorry the jury, the jury is not going to

556
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,639
Speaker 2: be lad. That is, you cannot accept that.

557
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 4: The other argument is that I have started garnering a

558
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 4: pinshon for breast milk.

559
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and I do.

560
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 4: I love the taste of that sweet almond breast milk.

561
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 4: Like it tastes like sweet armond.

562
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 3: It momited like I like, I like steak, But I

563
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 3: don't go if someone's vomited up a steak.

564
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 2: I'm not like, gee, whiz, get me in there.

565
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,879
Speaker 4: No true. But sometimes, and maybe this is just a

566
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 4: remy thing, but sometimes she just takes breast milk and

567
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 4: then it's pretty much just breastmane that comes straight out

568
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,159
Speaker 4: of it. She just like regurgitates straight away. So it

569
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 4: tastes just like like breast milk. So it's a bit

570
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 4: of a lucky dip. Like sometimes I get and that

571
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 4: was quite tasty, and other times it's like, yeah, that

572
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,400
Speaker 4: was I just locked up straight up Spewkay. The point remains, well,

573
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 4: what people will go through that any any mother Listen,

574
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 4: We'll go through that to avoid in the change of

575
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 4: one thing, We've got Kate here, Kate can you can

576
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 4: you can you speak some reason here? On thirteen one

577
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 4: oh six five? You'd rather lick up a bit of spew,

578
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 4: wouldn't you?

579
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:15,160
Speaker 5: There is no way. And I had three kids under

580
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 5: four and a half, and they breasted until they were

581
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 5: the three or four, depending on the child. And not

582
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 5: on a single occasion in those seven continuous years of

583
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 5: being pregnant and or breastfeeding did I did I ever

584
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:34,439
Speaker 5: consider rightlin.

585
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 2: Emphatic?

586
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 9: And not once in those seven and a half years

587
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 9: across three children, did I ever consider looking up any

588
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,120
Speaker 9: of their view Emma on thirteen one and six five,

589
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,439
Speaker 9: would you rather lick up your lick up and swallow

590
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 9: your child's spew or let them have the vom on

591
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 9: their onesie.

592
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 5: Emma, absolutely disgusting? A yeah, okay, yep, I had a

593
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 5: child and I couldn't think of anything more vomitory on myself.

594
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, thanks Sam, perfect, very good. And we'll wrap

595
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 2: it up.

596
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 3: With Pam then okay, yeah, Pam, final nail on the

597
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 3: coffin if you could for me, Pam, would you rather

598
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 3: lick up your child's vomit or let it just have

599
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 3: a bit of spell on there ones?

600
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 7: Heat definitely leave the dirty onesie and news of wet

601
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 7: Why thank you? Socially, I am sick commitatious from this conversation.

602
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 4: Oh wow, okay, that's that's that's colorful language.

603
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 3: So you never considered it, Pam, You've never looked at

604
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 3: a bit of your kid's vombit and been like, Jesus,

605
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 3: what don at mind licking that up?

606
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 7: I think it's like, I think you just want the

607
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 7: breast milk, so just have the breast milk, don't lick

608
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:43,679
Speaker 7: the vomit.

609
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's true. But yeah, Meme's quite protective of

610
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,360
Speaker 4: her breast milk, so I only get the regarditedt.

611
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 2: Oh my, you're like a street rat.

612
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 3: You're like live you up sometimes hanging on the front

613
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,880
Speaker 3: of a dumpster waiting for the dregs.

614
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 4: Sometimes I don't know if sim does this, but sometimes

615
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 4: she leaks on the other breast when she's.

616
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 2: Breastfeeding, because yeahs I.

617
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 4: Sometimes sneak in there just behind. But he's hit with you.

618
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 4: It's to save the ones because.

619
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 3: Otherwise, you know those fish that hang out near the

620
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 3: mouth of the shark to get the scraps. That's you.

621
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 4: That's alogy.

622
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 2: You're in parasites.

623
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 4: Relationship. It's not relationship. She needs me. She needs me

624
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 4: and I need her because otherwise it leaks onto her.

625
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,919
Speaker 4: It's brilliant Will and Woody.

626
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 2: That's the more in just a bit, the Will and

627
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 2: Woody podcast.

628
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 4: Oh well, we all do it, just that that scroll

629
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 4: through TV shows on streaming services. I'm at the point

630
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 4: now where Mim and I we put Remy to bed

631
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 4: and we've got, like I don't know, an hour before

632
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 4: we should go to sleep, just because we need to

633
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 4: get our sleep as well, and we we're now spending

634
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 4: about ninety five percent of that time just trying to

635
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 4: choose a TV show to the point where that's our

636
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 4: entertainment before bed. We just we debate what show to watch,

637
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 4: and then we don't have time to actually watch the show.

638
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 3: Sometimes we'll spend yeah, exactly, We'll just like look, and

639
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 3: then the exhaustion of looking is what I'm after in

640
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 3: watching the show. So like I just all I want,

641
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 3: all I wanted to do is spend half an hour

642
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 3: on the couch before I go to bed.

643
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 2: The looking fixes that.

644
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 3: And then I just go all right, well, or alternatively,

645
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 3: we'll choose the show and then I'll get five minutes

646
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 3: in and go I haven't got the energy for this.

647
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 4: Yes, you fall asleep. It is what we're done. We

648
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 4: need to go to sleep. Well, turns out Will this

649
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 4: also relates to Megan Markle and Prince Harry.

650
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 2: Oh nice.

651
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 3: Good to know I'm in touch with the the top

652
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 3: dogs of the world as well. I mean, the common

653
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 3: denominator is it choosing a Netflix show?

654
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 4: Well? Absolutely?

655
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 2: What other things do you think we would do that

656
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 2: they would do? Not many?

657
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 4: Well, okay, so they've revealed their prebird routine in what

658
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 4: I can only imagine was a terrible interview to read.

659
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 4: They've revealed that they also like to play wordle oh yeah,

660
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 4: bit of word yeah. And then do they spend ten

661
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 4: minutes on duo lingo? This is yeah, this is after

662
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 4: they've put Archie to bed. That's their bit of fun

663
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Speaker 4: before bed, a bit of word I.

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Speaker 2: Do a bit of due lingo before ben.

665
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Speaker 4: Really you are just like, yeah, she is, look at

666
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 4: that anyway. I don't care about that stuff. What I

667
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 4: do care about, though, was trying to solve people's problem

668
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 4: of this of this scroll. I mean, it's Thursday, We're

669
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Speaker 4: all going home tonight. We know what's happening, we know

670
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 4: we're going to pop onto Netflix and we're going to

671
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Speaker 4: scroll through there for an hour.

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Speaker 2: I would I'm close to removing real I am. I'm

673
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Speaker 2: a bit done with it.

674
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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, at the moment, there's better gear going around,

675
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 3: and there's better gear Amazon standing binge, Yes, places to shows.

676
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Speaker 4: Yes, and he's not getting paid for that Australia. That

677
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Speaker 4: is genuine opinion.

678
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 2: Don't play that sound of me because it makes it

679
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 2: sound like I am getting paid for it.

680
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 5: I'm not.

681
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 2: Well, Meghan Mark and I have got a lot more

682
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 2: in coming than your thing. Every word that comes out

683
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 2: of his mouth it's a sponsor bit.

684
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Speaker 4: All right, Well, this is I reckon. This should be

685
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 4: then a last ditch attempt for Netflix, because in front

686
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 4: of me, I have got the top ten TV shows

687
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 4: in Australia on Netflix right now. No doubt everyone listening

688
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 4: or a large proportion of our audience will probably be

689
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 4: scrolling through this top ten tonight. I want you will

690
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 4: to help decide what everyone should watch.

691
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Speaker 3: Right that's a big film that's a hot to show

692
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Speaker 3: on TV at the moment where flis first of all,

693
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Speaker 3: can Ida say yeah, you're a bit of a spanker

694
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Speaker 3: if you're watching something in the top ten like top

695
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 3: ten for me, just screams, idiot, hang.

696
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 4: On, but that's what everyone else is watching.

697
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 2: Lower good?

698
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 3: Why no, no, it's not good, Australia, you're lowering yourself.

699
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 3: Just follow the crowd gems out there.

700
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Speaker 4: This is this is why Will is good. He is

701
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 4: brutally honest. If he can pick a hole in a

702
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 4: TV show like you, pick holes that no one else

703
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 4: can see. So look, we're going to go to a song,

704
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 4: all right and right.

705
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 3: And watch some Nordic noir is what I'd recommends.

706
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 4: But despite that commentary, he is still going to suggest

707
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 4: what you should all watch tonight, Will, and doing everyone

708
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 4: a massive favor right now to stop you from your

709
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 4: endless scroll through Netflix tonight trying to choose the TV

710
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 4: show to watch. Will, you are going to decide what

711
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 4: we should all watch in this.

712
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 2: That's a big film, that's a hot show on TV

713
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 2: at the moment, whiz flicks.

714
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,959
Speaker 4: So what I love about your Will is I've never

715
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 4: met anyone else in my life who can just hear

716
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 4: what a TV show is called and then with a

717
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 4: slight blurb and then no, if that TV show is

718
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 4: going to be worth watching, I.

719
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 2: Can probably tell you how it finishes as well.

720
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Speaker 4: And can you do that? So please do that here,

721
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 4: because you're doing all of us a favor, Okay, because

722
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Speaker 4: I don't want people sitting around just scrolling around. Okay,

723
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 4: So I've got the top ten TV shows in Australia

724
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 4: right now from Netflix. I just want you to effectively

725
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 4: give it a review and then let us know if

726
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 4: it's worth watching. First one, Bling Empire follow LA's wildly

727
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 4: wealthy Asian and Asian American fund seekers as they go

728
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Speaker 4: to fabulous parties.

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00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. There's no way I'd watch that. We were

730
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Speaker 2: going to say, we'll.

731
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Speaker 4: Give it a review. What can people expect from?

732
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 2: What is it? Bling Empire? So so just give me,

733
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 2: give me the concept.

734
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Speaker 3: Like again, I wouldn't have got much past the name

735
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Speaker 3: if I was scrolling through at this stage.

736
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Speaker 4: Okay, No, no, okay, fair enough, let's just move on.

737
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Speaker 2: There's no way I'm clicking on that. I'm not. Don't

738
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Speaker 2: entertain that anyone.

739
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 4: Okay Empire, Yeah, Bling Empire. Okay. Next one, Chesapeake Shores.

740
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 4: When she returns to the small Merryland hometown her father's founded.

741
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 4: A successful career woman and single mum, considers staying and

742
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Speaker 4: settling down roots. Is that worth watching?

743
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 5: Now? All right?

744
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 4: He's quick with.

745
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 2: Can we just go back through that one again?

746
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 4: Chesapeake Shores, Chesapeake Saws. So this career woman, successful career

747
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 4: woman and single mom goes back to the town that

748
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 4: her father's found. Okay, all right, moving on, I.

749
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Speaker 2: Hate those stories. Goes back to the place that they're from.

750
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Speaker 2: Whatever kill me?

751
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 4: How's it going to end? How's it going to end?

752
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,959
Speaker 3: It will turn out that at the end her father

753
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 3: didn't actually found the town and it wasn't actually her father,

754
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 3: and then she feels like she's, you know, not me

755
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,320
Speaker 3: to be there. And then she'll discover something about herself

756
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 3: which ties her in with another person who's there. They'll

757
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 3: fall in love and that'll pretty much be it. But

758
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 3: it'll finish with some sort of scene where.

759
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 2: One of them nearly dies and her dad portrays her,

760
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 2: and she said, that's what happens.

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Speaker 4: Oh my, okay next month. This one's actually getting a

762
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 4: lot of talk. I personally haven't given it a go,

763
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Speaker 4: but I've considered it heartbreak High. So a hidden sex

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Speaker 4: map rocks hartly High as the student's sexcapades are publicly exposed.

765
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Speaker 4: Now that sounds pretty hot to me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that. That's a bing from me.

767
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Speaker 4: Heartbreak high?

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's not I think everyone's years picked up a

769
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Speaker 3: hidden sex map.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't even know what that means, but

771
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Speaker 2: I want to know what it means. I mean they're

772
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Speaker 2: hiding the map or.

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Speaker 3: Does that mean that they're like secrets of sex? That

774
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:55,399
Speaker 3: we call it like a hidden map, they secrets of sex.

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00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 3: It is the map to sex hidden somewhere.

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Speaker 4: There's lots of questions.

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00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:01,359
Speaker 3: I want to have them answered, is all I'm saying.

778
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 3: I'm not sure who write the blurb, but you've got

779
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Speaker 3: me that's hot riding next.

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00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 4: That ranch, So that's number five.

781
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 2: That should be number one. It should be number one.

782
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,280
Speaker 4: Okay, let's sex.

783
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 2: That's good gear, all right? Next?

784
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, I mean your partner's only going away today

785
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 4: and you're already.

786
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 3: Watch TV shows Sex Map season one two and three tonight,

787
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,879
Speaker 3: sign me up that she got heartbreak high?

788
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 2: What are they thinking?

789
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 3: It should just be sex map X marks the spot

790
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Speaker 3: of my right long John longdong silver getting involved.

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Speaker 4: We can get let's all watch it tonight. The number

792
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 4: one just out of interest, okay. The number one is

793
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Speaker 4: called the watcher interested to hear your opinion.

794
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,839
Speaker 3: Here I'm being told that we don't want to hear

795
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 3: this one, So we're we're we're going to get We're

796
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Speaker 3: going to leave it on sex map. Try and pick

797
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Speaker 3: the bogey story.

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Speaker 2: It's the hook of.

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Speaker 4: So the producers of handed as a story he jas

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Speaker 4: you said, well, one of them is interesting, one of

801
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 4: them is really boring. We both try to pitch our story.

802
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 4: We try to tease our story. Then you guys, choose

803
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,320
Speaker 4: which story you want to hear. Okay, john me to

804
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 4: crack into my hook first, will sure? Okay, pick me

805
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 4: if you want to hear why former Prime Minister Boris

806
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 4: Johnson was hiding in a curry?

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Speaker 2: Very good, very good, nice good hooking, good hooking.

808
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:52,720
Speaker 3: Gotta know a good hook when you hear one. Okay,

809
00:37:54,960 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 3: pick me. If you want to hear which very famous

810
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 3: woman faked her children's death to skip an interview?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, gee, good luck Australia. They are both very good.

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00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 3: The third six five, it's the hook off. You guys

813
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 3: have got to try and pick the bogey story. Here

814
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 3: is it the day that Boris Johnson hid in a curry?

815
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Speaker 3: Or which very famous woman faked her child's death to

816
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 3: skip an interview. You guys choose forwards. One of us

817
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 3: has got a bogey story in front of us. You

818
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 3: guys have to pick which one it is. It's the

819
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 3: hook off, alright, what's your hook?

820
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 4: My hook is why former Prime Minister Boris Johnson was

821
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,320
Speaker 4: hiding in a curry.

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00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 2: Okay, that's your hook.

823
00:38:55,719 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 3: And my hook is which very famous woman used to

824
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 3: pretend family members had died to skip interviews.

825
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 4: Now you've changed it. You've changed it well.

826
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Speaker 2: To read the story? Probably?

827
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 3: Well, it's because can I just say the language in

828
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,879
Speaker 3: the story, So I'll use the language they've used, which

829
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 3: very famous woman used to pretend minor members of her

830
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 3: family had died in order to skip interviews.

831
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Speaker 4: Minor members, okay, members for me, yeah, could mean children.

832
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 4: Member for me means like fourth cousin. Anyway, let's go

833
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 4: to April.

834
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Speaker 3: You with your reading of it. April, I'm thirty one

835
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Speaker 3: or six April? Which which one's the bogey story? Which

836
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:46,879
Speaker 3: one do you reckon is the good one?

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00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 7: I think the burger story is that Boris Johnson was

838
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Speaker 7: hiding in a curry.

839
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Speaker 2: I reckon that's bogus as well. I think that's good stuff.

840
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 4: Okay, So you don't want to hear that one, fair enough.

841
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 2: How would you curry? How would you hide in a curry?

842
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 4: Well, I'm only giving that away if people choose Me's

843
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 4: Kylie here, Kylie, what story do you want to hear? Johnny,

844
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 4: hear about the famous woman who was pretending family members

845
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,800
Speaker 4: were dead? Or Boris Johnson in the curry?

846
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 8: Are the famous woman?

847
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:13,439
Speaker 5: Yeah?

848
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 2: Perfect?

849
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 3: God, she's called the bogy story as Boris Johnson in

850
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 3: a curry will wins the hook.

851
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 4: And it's now Australia's done.

852
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 2: Well there my story. We'll get to you in a sec.

853
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 2: We'll get to you in a sec. I'll give the

854
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Speaker 2: people what they want first and foremost.

855
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Speaker 3: So Liz Truss, the current British Prime Minister, Yeah, used

856
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 3: to pretend that family members of hers had died in

857
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Speaker 3: order to get out of media appearances.

858
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Speaker 4: While she's been people.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if it's while she's been the PM,

860
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 3: but a special advisor to the PM said when she

861
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Speaker 3: was the secretary, she would she would fake fatalities so

862
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:00,959
Speaker 3: like minor members.

863
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 2: You're right, Well, it wasn't her kids, thank god.

864
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 3: It was it was aunts and cousins and things like that,

865
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Speaker 3: because kids, which yeah, you'd obviously run out of them

866
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 3: pretty quickly, and everyone know she had a story disgusting

867
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 3: thing to do.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, aunts and cousins and stuff.

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Speaker 3: No, they just say her aunt died and then she

870
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Speaker 3: wouldn't appear on question Time on the BBC.

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Speaker 4: Totally wild, Just that there's a better way to do it,

872
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 4: isn't that.

873
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 3: Well, they just apparently they said she ran out of excuses,

874
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 3: so eventually we had to do it.

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00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:33,479
Speaker 2: I don't know if that washes pretending that someone died

876
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 2: is everything? Excuse god?

877
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 5: Yeah?

878
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 4: Bloody? Okay, so probably want to hear the bogey story.

879
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,479
Speaker 4: We missed out on the boggy story. And I won't

880
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 4: take long to talk about this, but effectively, some bloke

881
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 4: just went to a restaurant and thought his carry looked

882
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 4: like Boris Johnson.

883
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 2: No, you're joking, full of dodge.

884
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, it actually does look like God, I'm looking at

885
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 4: that picture, and then that curry wouldn't look more.

886
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 2: Like it doesn't look anything, you guys yourself.

887
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 3: Well, alrighty guys, you just got to the end of

888
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 3: the show. I've got to go, so I can't stick around.

889
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,799
Speaker 3: As you would have heard at the start of the show,

890
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 3: my girls are off today.

891
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 2: I could have gone driving to the airport, So.

892
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 4: Good luck, mate, you're right, yeah for now.

893
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't say goodbye yet. I would to go. Yeah,

894
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 2: I'm going to try and be strong for Sam. She

895
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 2: feels very guilty and very Yeah. Just it's just a

896
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 2: lot to take on. So yeah, I better go.

897
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, thinking of you.

898
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 2: Thank you.

899
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 4: You need to you know, if you need to come

900
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 4: over tonight on the way back from the airport and

901
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 4: just hold a baby and pretend it to Max, just

902
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 4: let me know, just let me know. You can hold Remy.

903
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 4: She's a lot smaller off her face, bloody oath, mate,

904
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,399
Speaker 4: get around it. Don't knock it to you. Try It's

905
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,280
Speaker 4: not so bad, not so bad.

906
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 2: I'm gotta go. I'll see