WEBVTT - #240: Top or Bottom with Jess Rowe

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<v Speaker 1>This is.

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<v Speaker 2>Just stood by a couple of Mitch's Hello, yeah yourself

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<v Speaker 2>for the rude shocks of young adulthood, how dare.

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<v Speaker 3>You leak our company secrets?

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<v Speaker 4>That's like the newest hiary at KFC walking out with

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<v Speaker 4>a megaphone and going I regana.

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<v Speaker 1>Set now he is Mitchchuri and Mitchell Cou's hello, Hello, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you Mitchell good?

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<v Speaker 3>I actually feel a bit bad right now because it's

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<v Speaker 3>all setting in that the podcast is coming to an end.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what happened when I was downstairs at the cafe,

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<v Speaker 3>oh that Pepsi Palace. For the first time in a

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<v Speaker 3>long time since we moved to this building, they actually

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<v Speaker 3>recognized me as a regular.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I went to get my coffee and they were like, oh, hello,

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't seen you for a while. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh no, yeah, they've only just clocked and I'm a regular,

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<v Speaker 3>And now I'm going to be vanishing from their life.

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<v Speaker 3>You're going to be gone.

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<v Speaker 4>The same thing happened to me that same cafe really

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<v Speaker 4>this week. She said thanks coffee for me, right, and

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>She hasn't gone that far. She doesn't know my name.

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<v Speaker 3>She recognized that I've been there a few times. That's sad,

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<v Speaker 3>isn't it? I was like, oh shit, although they've only

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<v Speaker 3>decided to memorize my order.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you again?

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<v Speaker 3>I always forget soy cap no, oh cap no? Fuck

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<v Speaker 3>here going? You're not Armond?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Your armored cap la even Oh I'm Armond cap price

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<v Speaker 3>kep gen What are you?

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<v Speaker 6>Armond hot chocolate?

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<v Speaker 3>Really?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah? And Shelley downstairs knows me too, and I don't

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<v Speaker 7>even have to talk.

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<v Speaker 3>She knows how have weird dress? Good?

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<v Speaker 4>The issue with that cafe downstairs on this show or

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<v Speaker 4>not one of my other shows?

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<v Speaker 3>What is the issue is?

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<v Speaker 4>At the cafe is d e u x d e

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<v Speaker 4>u x so. I said to them, Oh, so your

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<v Speaker 4>your cafe, your coffee shop names do? They're like, no,

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<v Speaker 4>it's it's Duke's Duke's And I was like, oh so

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<v Speaker 4>it's two times too. She's like, yeah, so your coffee

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<v Speaker 4>shops name is do do because it's d eu x

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<v Speaker 4>d ux.

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<v Speaker 3>She went, no, it's duke's dukes And I said that

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<v Speaker 3>also doesn't have much of a ring to it, but

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<v Speaker 3>also it's French. The prounciation is do it's not dukes.

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<v Speaker 3>So She's like, no, no, it's Duke's Jokes, like the new

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<v Speaker 3>Bloody Joker.

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<v Speaker 6>Fully, a few of us brought it up with them downstairs.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh they deny it.

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<v Speaker 6>We're like, oh, it's dude, you don't don't They're like,

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know much matter what?

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<v Speaker 3>Do like the internet?

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<v Speaker 6>Internet that flies?

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<v Speaker 3>Literally?

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<v Speaker 4>No, they just I think they just like the name.

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<v Speaker 4>They didn't really say it out loud, Duke's Dukes. The

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<v Speaker 4>coffee had real doodoo coffee and BALI what's that? It's

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<v Speaker 4>coffee that they give to a lima. They make a lima.

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<v Speaker 3>Eat the lima hardly know.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a monkey. They give this lima coffee beans

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<v Speaker 4>and then it eats it and poos it. And then oh,

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<v Speaker 4>for god, the coffee is made from the shit of

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<v Speaker 4>the lima and it gives it really aromatic notes.

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<v Speaker 3>O what shit?

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<v Speaker 6>Why how did it taste like shit?

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<v Speaker 3>Jenna? And you tried it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I went there, tried in this Balnesian rainforest and

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<v Speaker 4>they have the limas in cages just pooing, and they're like,

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<v Speaker 4>this is how it's made. I'm like, no, I had

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<v Speaker 4>a mental image. I didn't need to actually see it.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of pooh chat on the podcast. You know what,

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<v Speaker 3>It's real. It comes and goes, and everyone does it

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<v Speaker 3>every day.

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<v Speaker 6>It's just not every day.

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<v Speaker 3>I did a poo and Mitchell's.

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<v Speaker 4>Bare bathroom the other day, and I'm happy to say

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<v Speaker 4>I did it. Thanks, it was clean, it was easy,

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<v Speaker 4>rates it's done.

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<v Speaker 3>No one smelted. Thanks. You didn't hear it? We heard

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 6>I did, really, Isabella Wren, she didn't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the PLoP is a good sign of a healthy ship.

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<v Speaker 3>That is is it's very because it's like fibersome. Is

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<v Speaker 3>that a word?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, fibrous, Yeah, fibrous.

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<v Speaker 6>You should be proud.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. Welcome to the show everyone. It's not really

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<v Speaker 3>how we start the same every episode. No, we kick

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<v Speaker 3>off with and is it just me each something we've noticed,

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<v Speaker 3>had or appreciated direk Mitch doesn't know. Man, I don't know. Mitches.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you like to go first, mit Jewel, I would

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<v Speaker 3>like to go first. Do you want to let us

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<v Speaker 3>know what yours is about? Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>I will mine is about something that I've discovered on

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<v Speaker 4>the internet that needs to change.

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<v Speaker 3>Fascinating. Oh, Jess Row Well, yeah, she's on the way.

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<v Speaker 3>But we've got to get the it gems out of

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<v Speaker 3>the way first. Ok Yeah, we can't be shaken up

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<v Speaker 3>the same way we start every episode. Not now, some

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<v Speaker 3>thing is stressing me on the internet. Okay, great, we'll

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<v Speaker 3>get to that in a bit. Bradley, is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>Does time move faster when you're getting ready for bed? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 3>What the fuck's with that? Explain? What do you mean

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<v Speaker 3>falling asleep or no? Just like the last week or so,

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<v Speaker 3>I've been having shit night's sleep, and so every fucking

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<v Speaker 3>night I'll be like, I'll better have an early night

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<v Speaker 3>tonight to catch up on some sleep. So it'll hit

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<v Speaker 3>eight pm and I'm like, right, I We'll start to

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<v Speaker 3>wind down, or take my thartaman, brush my teeth, have

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<v Speaker 3>a shower, and then clearly I just get caught up

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<v Speaker 3>with other things procrastinating, or I'm like, oh, I got

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<v Speaker 3>to get that bloody load of washing into the dryer,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I'm like, it's eleven forty five. How did

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<v Speaker 3>that happen?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I just made the decision to start going to bed early,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, that's what the fuck? It just flew by.

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<v Speaker 4>I've also noticed that time goes quicker when you're noticing

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<v Speaker 4>it like if you're thinking about the time, it'll fly by.

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<v Speaker 3>But I wasn't even checking. And then when I got

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<v Speaker 3>into bed, I was like, ah, early night. Excuse me,

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<v Speaker 3>it's kneeling midnight. How the fuck did that happen? And

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<v Speaker 3>that's a free night. What time of night do you

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<v Speaker 3>go to bed? Ideally, I like a rocket ten or

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<v Speaker 3>ten thirty and then you're asleep by ten ten thirty

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<v Speaker 3>eleven is yeah? Also, how long does it take you

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<v Speaker 3>to fall asleep?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Really?

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<v Speaker 3>Bloody depends sometimes out like a light. Sometimes when I'm

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<v Speaker 3>extra tiede and you think it fall asleep quicker? N No,

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<v Speaker 3>it's torture. That's when it's harder to get to sleep,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm more time. Are you ever on the melotonin?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm still on that shit And does it work?

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<v Speaker 2>Not?

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<v Speaker 4>At the moment, I've got insomnia for the first time

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<v Speaker 4>in my whole life, really really bad.

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<v Speaker 6>Have you got a lot going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm very stressed. My health has a bit all

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<v Speaker 3>over the place. Maybe that's got something to do with I.

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<v Speaker 6>Think it's got to do with your anxiety, do you

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<v Speaker 6>think yep?

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<v Speaker 7>Definitely really, Because when I was at the height of

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<v Speaker 7>my anxiety, I had really bad insomnia, really.

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<v Speaker 3>Panic at interesting? Really what were your panic attack symptoms?

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<v Speaker 6>Just having trouble breathing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we get here.

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<v Speaker 4>What's real, It's very real.

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<v Speaker 6>It is real.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, this is a real sy That's why we're so good.

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<v Speaker 3>We can do all the topics H three entry level

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<v Speaker 3>dive into panic attacks, trouble breathing, and yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you know, like just feeling like everything's going to end.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's all take a deep breath ready, in through the nose,

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<v Speaker 3>out through the mouth. How do you feel?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Good? Fine, Yeah, good good. That's all you have to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Even though I'm functioning on very little sleep, I actually

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<v Speaker 3>feel quite good. Why are you on a little sleep?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought I mentioned that. Oh is that because? Oh Mitchell? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I keep trying having early night and then time flies

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<v Speaker 3>by and I go, how the fuck is this happened again?

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<v Speaker 4>It's pretty bad. And what's the latest bedtime?

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<v Speaker 3>You've had? Two am?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Mitchell? Yeah, that's scary. No, I know, And I don't

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<v Speaker 3>even do it on purpose because I intend to cut

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<v Speaker 3>of it.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's so upsetting because once you get to two am,

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<v Speaker 4>you go, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>You're like fuck, and I can't sleep in frustratingly, even

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<v Speaker 3>if I bloody want to, I deserve to. You can

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<v Speaker 3>push yourself to do it, surely. No, No, it gets

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<v Speaker 3>me up at seven seven. Yeah, do you feel groggy earlier?

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<v Speaker 4>If you sleep past, you feel groggy and sick.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'd love to sleep past.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. I try. I try so high, but it just

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<v Speaker 6>doesn't happen.

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<v Speaker 4>Why it will be your body cockies because you wake

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<v Speaker 4>up for the workday.

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<v Speaker 3>For the show. During break you can't not what times

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<v Speaker 3>you wake up.

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<v Speaker 4>Three am, it's four, I might nine. I'm eight thirty

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<v Speaker 4>every morning my arm set for seven fifty. Then I

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<v Speaker 4>snooze it than no matter bit by eight thirty. I

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<v Speaker 4>feel so old talking about this shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Also quite bored by this shit. To be honest, your.

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<v Speaker 4>Mind's a lot more exciting. Okay, here we go, Bradley.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>Does the capture.

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<v Speaker 4>Service Online need to be a lot more clearer with

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<v Speaker 4>their goddamn instruction like the.

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<v Speaker 3>Verifying not a robot thing?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like, Okay, here's seven tiles and there's a

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<v Speaker 4>bus inside. Click all the squares that show a bus,

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<v Speaker 4>but then the top squares will have like one centimeter

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<v Speaker 4>of bush.

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<v Speaker 3>Although you got to click that. Well, but that's my question.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you click that or they'll be like a crosswalk

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<v Speaker 4>and you get all the crosswalk with them as like

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<v Speaker 4>a little square of the white slither of the crosswalk

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<v Speaker 4>in the top right, and I go, but that's more

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<v Speaker 4>non crosswalk than it is.

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<v Speaker 3>So does it thick crosswalk in the tile?

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<v Speaker 7>But sometimes I click it and it's wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then it goes not it give you another one.

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<v Speaker 3>It's find the penguin. Yeah, those ones are easy, I find.

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<v Speaker 3>The one I fucking hate is when they ask you

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<v Speaker 3>to rotate the animal to be facing the same way

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<v Speaker 3>as the car or something. I don't get that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and I get it wrong every time, even though I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>I swear I'm doing what they've asked me to do.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm rotating the thing. It's confusing.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what I get. I get the puzzle piece

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<v Speaker 4>and you got to drag the puzzle piece in.

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<v Speaker 3>That's easy. That's so I get the one on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 4>But I was reading that apparently AI the reason they

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<v Speaker 4>do these things. You know, it's like click this to

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<v Speaker 4>confirming not a robot. It's like, how does that actually.

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<v Speaker 3>St feel like a robot could fucking figure it out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>well if it's not better than us, no, yeah, we'll

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<v Speaker 3>robots do it super quick. Humans take time. Oh is

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<v Speaker 3>that the problem?

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<v Speaker 6>Interesting?

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<v Speaker 3>Gotcha? I hate the letters where it's like type what

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<v Speaker 3>Is it an R? I don't know what's going And.

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<v Speaker 7>Also like do I do lower case upper case? Or

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<v Speaker 7>can I do it all in lower case? Like I

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<v Speaker 7>can't get confused with me too?

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<v Speaker 3>I hate it. They're really not that hard, but they

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<v Speaker 3>are hard.

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<v Speaker 6>They're annoying.

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<v Speaker 4>They stress me out, and they just need to be clearer, like,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, maybe they have some rules at the bottom,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, like it includes every piece of.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I'm telling you now, that's what you're meant to do.

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<v Speaker 3>If there's a tiny bit of the bike tire in

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<v Speaker 3>the tile, that's part of the bike.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, click it. I always knew you were AI. You're

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<v Speaker 4>too gorgeous to be human.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually am AI. We artificial insemination? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>yeah you are. I'm AI premium star gay call me aikeams.

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<v Speaker 3>I won't do nothing, is.

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<v Speaker 6>It just me?

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<v Speaker 9>You can follow the show online just search a couple

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<v Speaker 9>of miches. If you don't you're a dighead.

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<v Speaker 3>I like you to have time to hear from today's

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<v Speaker 3>guest on the podcast, the one and only Jessica Row.

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<v Speaker 3>We're big fans of her work. She's been on our

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<v Speaker 3>TV screens for years and now on our TikTok. She's

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<v Speaker 3>a bloody hoots.

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<v Speaker 6>She's the best.

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<v Speaker 3>We spoke to her the other day and I decided

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<v Speaker 3>to organize a little surprise for my mother Jane, who

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<v Speaker 3>is who is in town? Yeah, she was saying with me.

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<v Speaker 3>She's a big fan of Jet's Row, so I brought

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<v Speaker 3>her in to meet her. So cute. Wait till you

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<v Speaker 3>hear the reaction. Yeah, yeah, Honestly, it was so over

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<v Speaker 3>the top. I wasn't expecting. I didn't know that my

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<v Speaker 3>mother was that melodramatic, but it was adorable. We loved

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<v Speaker 3>having jess in the studio and you'll love it if.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't know who Jesse is TV icon, been in

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<v Speaker 4>the media in the country for a long time. A

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<v Speaker 4>very funny, very enigmatic, eclectic.

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<v Speaker 3>Woman, very much herself one of a kind. Loved it.

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go, This is us with jess Row.

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<v Speaker 6>Good evening. I'm Jessica Roade.

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<v Speaker 9>What new Wris.

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<v Speaker 4>It's an a Jessica Rode.

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<v Speaker 3>They're everywhere at the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a moment that we've been waiting for, personally

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<v Speaker 4>Mitchell for such a long moment.

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<v Speaker 3>Bucket list.

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<v Speaker 4>But as you know, the show is the show's terminal.

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<v Speaker 4>We're now our dying months. So what we're trying to

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<v Speaker 4>do is tick off some items from our bucket list.

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<v Speaker 4>Many things live on that bucket list. But I was

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<v Speaker 4>only talking last week about how I hate having guests

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<v Speaker 4>on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know where that came from. No, sure,

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<v Speaker 3>our next guest is not one of those people that

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<v Speaker 3>is my next point.

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<v Speaker 4>No, this guest is the exception because they are so talented,

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<v Speaker 4>they're one of the warmest people in the industry. We

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<v Speaker 4>adore the Mitchell since before we even had a show.

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<v Speaker 6>One of my favorites of all time.

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<v Speaker 4>Hilarious fun, she's a mump TV presenter, she's one of

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<v Speaker 4>the one of the hottest couples in Australia. She's a

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<v Speaker 4>cat lover.

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<v Speaker 3>It is just right.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I just feel so lucky being here. I instantly

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<v Speaker 6>feel cooler I do. I feel like my if there's

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<v Speaker 6>such a thing, my cool radar as.

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<v Speaker 4>Like you're all on up or that's what they say.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you've got aller points from being here. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>as far as outfits go, you take the cool cake. Yeah, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>I feel so underdressed next to Jessica by justice, But

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<v Speaker 3>where do you even buy a tool?

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<v Speaker 6>Like? This is my confetti jacket and I had to

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<v Speaker 6>bring the confetti the party for all of you. I

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<v Speaker 6>love an outfit. I normally, as you know, like to

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<v Speaker 6>incorporate a cat something in my outfit, but I haven't today.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, now we need to address this, this romance. Because

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<v Speaker 4>Mitch and I walk up and you know a couple

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<v Speaker 4>of mitches, Mitch and Mitch.

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<v Speaker 3>People go love for mitches.

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<v Speaker 4>And we walk up, jess pushes us to the side,

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<v Speaker 4>tackles Jennet to the ground.

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<v Speaker 3>It goes it's you get these two clowns. It's Jenna.

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<v Speaker 3>She thought we were the assistance. What is going on here?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm so excited to see Jenna in this guys, because

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<v Speaker 6>we bonded over pussy cats were crazy cat ladies. And

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<v Speaker 6>when I was doing a fill in shift for Jonesy

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<v Speaker 6>and Amanda filling Amanda's very big shoes, generally chatting and

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<v Speaker 6>we were talking about cats, and I've got cat suits

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<v Speaker 6>boxes of them at home. Merch.

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<v Speaker 3>Course you do.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, And as soon as I saw photos of them,

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<v Speaker 7>I was like, I have to because I love pilates

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<v Speaker 7>so and I love cats and I love jeh, so

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<v Speaker 7>I'm going.

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<v Speaker 3>To wear it to pilarates. Not seeing this cat suit?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it pilartis appropriate.

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<v Speaker 6>It's very Pilati's appropriate. It's a onesie. So it's all

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<v Speaker 6>in one. And why it's great for pilarates or any

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<v Speaker 6>kind of exercise really is it covers everything so nothing

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<v Speaker 6>hangs out.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that.

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<v Speaker 6>And it's got the pictures of smiling cats all over it.

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<v Speaker 3>I've just had a Google all but I was picturing.

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<v Speaker 3>I was picturing some fairy shit, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>I was picturing fries too, like Marti Gras, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>like a furby. Oh no, yeah, kind of oh but

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<v Speaker 4>there It's like.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>It gets going.

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<v Speaker 6>It's not this, No, it's not, but it does get

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<v Speaker 6>me going where.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we are very excited to have you here because

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch and I and Jenna, I suppose we are like

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<v Speaker 3>TV as I remember, surely you guys remember too, like

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<v Speaker 3>the golden days of Channel ten. It was Jess Throw

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<v Speaker 3>and Ron Wilson on the news The Simpsons neighbors. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>you were just glued to Channel ten back in the day. Five, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>first fiveingtalgic about it, but I reckon, now, you'd kind

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<v Speaker 3>of be glad that you're not in a news reader job, right,

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<v Speaker 3>because you're not able to shove a lot of personality

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<v Speaker 3>and something like that. Not at all.

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<v Speaker 6>And I loved at the time being like a news

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<v Speaker 6>presenter in a vertical colum. I mean, you were bloody

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<v Speaker 6>good at it's so good. Oh, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>But that was not the true jests that we know.

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<v Speaker 6>But also the point is it wasn't It wasn't all

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<v Speaker 6>of me. And I think when I began as a journalist,

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<v Speaker 6>I was very you know, I thought I had to

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<v Speaker 6>be serious and I had these ideas I was going

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<v Speaker 6>to be an overseas correspondent, and I was very And

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<v Speaker 6>was it a time when you had to just be

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<v Speaker 6>one thing? Yeah, I'm going to be a serious journalist.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm a news presenter, so therefore I have to always

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<v Speaker 6>be serious. But my favorite story every night was the

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<v Speaker 6>panda story. The light and obsessed with pandas, and that

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<v Speaker 6>was forever my goal that we have to see we

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<v Speaker 6>need a panda story, either.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally a panda story specifically, or just the term they

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<v Speaker 3>use for something light and fluffy, or it could.

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<v Speaker 6>Be the cut up the tree, yeah story, but I

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<v Speaker 6>know it was legitimately we need a panda story. So

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<v Speaker 6>every night that was one of the producer's jobs, and

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<v Speaker 6>we come up with all the different you know, pandemonium

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<v Speaker 6>and all of those cliches. But that was my highlight

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<v Speaker 6>because I could show a bit of my personality.

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<v Speaker 4>How did I go? And this is you know, good

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<v Speaker 4>for the young listeners who are in their one line

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<v Speaker 4>of work and they're in their early twenties and they

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<v Speaker 4>but I kind of want to do this. Is that

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<v Speaker 4>your advice to start having little moments where you're doing

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<v Speaker 4>exactly what it is you want to do, and then

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<v Speaker 4>does that lead to more of that.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm always hesitant to sort of give advice because it's

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<v Speaker 6>different for everyone, and I think the key for all

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<v Speaker 6>of us stuff. Having said I won't give advice, I'll

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<v Speaker 6>give some advice. If I am a mama, all is

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<v Speaker 6>back yourself and have a crack go for it. What

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<v Speaker 6>is the worst thing that can happen? I've had plenty

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<v Speaker 6>of very public failures, but I don't regret them because

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<v Speaker 6>I gave it a go. So I think, don't be afraid.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't be afraid of tapping into what is it your

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<v Speaker 6>heart is telling you, or ignore the logical part because

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<v Speaker 6>sometimes we can logic things away. Oh no, no no,

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<v Speaker 6>but just go for it. And it's when I've had

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<v Speaker 6>those leaps of faith that I've learnt the most, and

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<v Speaker 6>it's been the best thing of Also, I think if

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<v Speaker 6>for people listening, don't be afraid and just go for it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Literally, my therapist is always encouraging me. Don't forget

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<v Speaker 3>to be playful. Just because you're an adult now, it

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't mean you can't be playful.

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<v Speaker 6>You have fun, and that is the point. Though, I

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<v Speaker 6>think the older I get, because I'm now fifty four,

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<v Speaker 6>my botox though that helps me. But the older I get,

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<v Speaker 6>the more playful I am.

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<v Speaker 3>We've noticed direcon had all started on Studio ten, where

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<v Speaker 3>you were allowed to have a bit more fun. It

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't serious journalism. You got to show the true quirky Jess.

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<v Speaker 6>I think that was definitely the more public side of

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<v Speaker 6>people seeing the more playful me, whereas there'd always been

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<v Speaker 6>that part of me that my friends knew that would

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<v Speaker 6>be love a costume and dress up and miss silly

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<v Speaker 6>like I remember many years ago a friend of mine

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<v Speaker 6>for her Hens night. She was like, I don't want

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<v Speaker 6>a Hens night. We're not doing it. I said, no,

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<v Speaker 6>you have to.

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<v Speaker 3>You got to do it.

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<v Speaker 6>And she was like, no strippers, none of that. I said,

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<v Speaker 6>I promise you there'll be none of that, no silliness.

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<v Speaker 6>But her name was Georgie, and it was like, we

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<v Speaker 6>have to come as something, dressed as g That was

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<v Speaker 6>my idea. So I went as a gorilla costume and

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<v Speaker 6>she and her now husband, they he picked us up

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<v Speaker 6>to drop us to the restaurant where we were all going,

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<v Speaker 6>and she just saw this gorilla and she started going no, no,

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<v Speaker 6>because she thought it was like a gorilla gram or something.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't realize it was me.

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<v Speaker 6>She looked down and she saw my Leopard princetilettos, and

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<v Speaker 6>then that's Jess. That is so. I think there's always

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<v Speaker 6>been that playful part of me. But what, yes, what

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<v Speaker 6>I loved about doing Studio teen was that I could

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<v Speaker 6>be truly myself and so I could be silly and

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<v Speaker 6>like dresses a fart. I mean I dressed as a farmer.

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<v Speaker 3>What was the reason there was some dress.

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<v Speaker 6>Was that it was Halloween, and you know, and craft

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<v Speaker 6>always love craft since I was a little girl, I

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<v Speaker 6>liked to fashion a costume or a hat or something.

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<v Speaker 6>And I crafted this amazing sort of headdress on a

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<v Speaker 6>headband and I had brown chewl and yellow cheol and

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<v Speaker 6>green chewel and peedie. My husband he's lying next to

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<v Speaker 6>me in bed and he's saying, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 6>And he calls me pussy cat, pussy cat, what are

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<v Speaker 6>you doing? And I said, I'm making a fart cosstume.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet he wasn't even that shock.

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<v Speaker 6>Well know he wasn't, because he basically said, you get

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<v Speaker 6>more eccentric the older I know. So he rolled over

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<v Speaker 6>went back to sleep. So I'm stitching away and so

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<v Speaker 6>the next morning, and I didn't. I wanted to surprise everyone,

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<v Speaker 6>so I scurried out at the end. And I remember

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<v Speaker 6>I sat next to Itebtros and she just looked at

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<v Speaker 6>me and she was like, who are you?

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<v Speaker 3>What are you? And I said, what are you come

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<v Speaker 3>dress there?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm a fat And she looked at me and she

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<v Speaker 6>was like why and I said why not? And to

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<v Speaker 6>me though, I think that's a really great philosophy for life.

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<v Speaker 6>When come at you for certain things, will say why

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<v Speaker 6>would you do that? And I just thought, well, why not?

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<v Speaker 6>Where am I ever going to get the chance to

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<v Speaker 6>dress as a fart on national television.

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<v Speaker 3>And have a love And now you can say you've

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<v Speaker 3>done that, because how many other people you can?

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<v Speaker 9>Exactly?

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<v Speaker 4>I need a photo of the fart? That's photo online?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Just does it? Does it upset you.

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<v Speaker 4>To see where TV is TV ratings and traditional TV

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<v Speaker 4>and that's where you come from? But then looking at me,

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<v Speaker 4>Studio ten no longer with.

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<v Speaker 3>Us R I P we sorry to interrupted.

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<v Speaker 10>That's the fart, there's the Greek, the greens.

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<v Speaker 3>As you were saying, how do you feel with our

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<v Speaker 3>day of TV? I mean it's sad.

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<v Speaker 6>It makes me sad. And why it makes me sad

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<v Speaker 6>is that there's so many fabulous, creative people who work

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<v Speaker 6>in television, and because it is changing so much, it's

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<v Speaker 6>sort of will where can we all go? But I

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<v Speaker 6>suppose what makes me sad is the lack of imagination.

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<v Speaker 6>When it comes to free to air television, it's let's

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<v Speaker 6>recycle same old formulas because people don't want to take

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<v Speaker 6>a risk and it's expensive. So that's the part that

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<v Speaker 6>makes me sad.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I feel that.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, but then you've got influences and you've got

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<v Speaker 4>social media, like you you have skyro what are your

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<v Speaker 4>social numbers?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean they'd be through the roof, become a bit

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<v Speaker 3>of a TikTok start, haven't we You're.

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<v Speaker 7>So good on TikTok Hello, I've got to get back

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<v Speaker 7>onto the tiktokings.

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<v Speaker 4>So I stopped.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, no, I haven't stopped, but it takes time. So

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<v Speaker 6>I've got people will look at my phone and they go,

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<v Speaker 6>how come You've got like a thousand unready males and

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<v Speaker 6>pictures and all this stuff. So I've filmed all these things,

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<v Speaker 6>but I need to sit down and my daughter's tease mix.

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<v Speaker 6>I need glasses and I'm there like breathing heavily through

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<v Speaker 6>my nose as I'm like scrolling and then cutting little

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<v Speaker 6>clips on my phone to put onto things. And then

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<v Speaker 6>I'll say what's the music? And they're like, mum, if

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<v Speaker 6>you even have to ask that question, don't put music

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<v Speaker 6>on this. And I'll say, well, what's the trend? Because

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<v Speaker 6>if you're asking for the trend, it's gone. It's past

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<v Speaker 6>has happened, it's gone. But I enjoy what I like

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<v Speaker 6>about TikTok is it's another form of storytelling, and I'm

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<v Speaker 6>very much sort of what you will do around the microphone.

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<v Speaker 6>You're sharing stories and that's really how we connect with people.

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<v Speaker 6>So even though you asked, Mitch, you know, how do

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<v Speaker 6>you feel to feel sad about what's happening with Telly

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<v Speaker 6>is Yes, there's a part of me that is, but

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<v Speaker 6>there's still all these really exciting ways of storytelling which

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<v Speaker 6>is far more accessible to hold lot more people. And

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<v Speaker 6>that that's great. My though for you, page to your feed,

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<v Speaker 6>whatever you call it, there's a lot of blackhead extraction

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<v Speaker 6>satisfying you just.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you and Pete?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you?

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<v Speaker 4>Because some couples love to pop each other's pimples, Like

0:22:07.359 --> 0:22:09.119
<v Speaker 4>my partner will love to pop my pimples, and I

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<v Speaker 4>think it's a bit gross. Yeah, I've got some friends

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<v Speaker 4>who are like, I don't want to touch my partners people.

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<v Speaker 4>Would you ever give you know, Pete had a black head?

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<v Speaker 4>Would you get it for him?

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<v Speaker 9>Well?

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<v Speaker 6>No, not now, not now watching. And also there's you see,

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<v Speaker 6>we're older, so we don't really get the blackheads we

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<v Speaker 6>had the larger pause, as my daughters like to remind

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<v Speaker 6>me when I left here to talk to you, or

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<v Speaker 6>they're like, Mom, you need some powder. Really, yes, but

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't put powder on because I think it accentuates pause.

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<v Speaker 6>We can't get older. Well, thank you. I'll say that

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<v Speaker 6>to my girls. Are like, Mum, you're paws. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>with Pete and I, we don't really have the blackheads

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<v Speaker 6>so much anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's great blackheads.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello, look at.

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<v Speaker 3>All of your full skin or death.

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<v Speaker 6>It was so smooth. Sure, and you're like, it's so.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not what I gotta say. I look at people

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<v Speaker 3>like you with short hair, and I go, fuck, your

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<v Speaker 3>life must be easier the mine. Every day it crosses

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<v Speaker 3>my mind, should I just bloody chop it off?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you have to blow it right every day?

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<v Speaker 3>Not every day, but sometimes it's just a lot of work.

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<v Speaker 3>It's too high maintenance.

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<v Speaker 6>Sometimes, especially washing it.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't yours is down to your ass crack. You

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<v Speaker 3>need to find a middle ground.

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<v Speaker 6>It is lovely, but I would never have the you

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<v Speaker 6>see the patience for long hair. I've had short hair,

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<v Speaker 6>oh since I was I reckon eighteen nineteen, same hairdresser

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<v Speaker 6>for over thirty years let anyone else touch my hair.

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<v Speaker 6>And I've followed him to all the different salons he's

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<v Speaker 6>gone too, and we have this ongoing joke where every

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<v Speaker 6>time I sit in his chair, I say, can we

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<v Speaker 6>have the hair talk? He's like, okay, but what is

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<v Speaker 6>there to talk about? You just want the same Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>And also what I like to do now is, although

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<v Speaker 6>it's a bit boring at the moment, is to mix

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<v Speaker 6>it up with the color.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you had pink care for a little.

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<v Speaker 6>Bit, and pink. I've done pink. I've done coral, coral, coral,

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<v Speaker 6>or a pale rock melon I did. But Petie, my

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<v Speaker 6>husband was like, oh, pussy cat, I have to take

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<v Speaker 6>you to the retirement village.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, oh I hate Did you like it?

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<v Speaker 6>No, because he was literally like, oh, this is a

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<v Speaker 6>like a blue rinse.

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<v Speaker 3>This is something old ladies do, right, because that's the

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<v Speaker 3>only color that attaches to gray hair. Is that real? Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Blue and purple, yeah, which.

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<v Speaker 3>Is why they do it. Yes, I didn't know that

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<v Speaker 3>it had a big color. Yeah, it looks great.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, thank you. But I do need to mix it

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<v Speaker 6>up again with a bit of color. But so whenever

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<v Speaker 6>I go to the hairdresser, Petty. He looks at me like,

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<v Speaker 6>what color are you doing? I say to him, all right, Pete,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going boring labrador color for you, crazy color next time.

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<v Speaker 3>I do love hearing all the stories about Petie being

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<v Speaker 3>so patient with you it's been or the crap housewife stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>because not only I've made it no secret that you

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<v Speaker 3>are a crab housewife, but you completely embrace it. It's

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<v Speaker 3>actually genius, Like it's my brain now. I can't be

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<v Speaker 3>expected to be good at this, yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 6>And what I had not expected was that by embracing

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<v Speaker 6>being a crap housewife, by embracing my imperfection, that it

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<v Speaker 6>would resonate with so many other people and for me

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<v Speaker 6>because I had terrible postnatal depression after the birth of

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<v Speaker 6>both of my girls, and it was particularly bad after

0:25:32.880 --> 0:25:36.639
<v Speaker 6>I had Allegra, who's now seventeen, and so much of

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<v Speaker 6>that was tied up with thinking I had to be perfect,

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<v Speaker 6>that I had to be the perfect mom, I had

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<v Speaker 6>to keep the house looking perfect, I had to know

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<v Speaker 6>what to do, and for me being able to with

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<v Speaker 6>a lot of help with a psychiatrist, with my medication,

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<v Speaker 6>able to learn to go. You know what, you don't

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<v Speaker 6>have to be perfect, embrace your imperfection, and then having

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<v Speaker 6>a life half at myself, So calling myself a crap housewife,

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<v Speaker 6>posting to socials with the hashtag crap housewife. It then

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<v Speaker 6>resonated with a whole lot of other people, because often

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<v Speaker 6>when we're going through really hard times, you feel like

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<v Speaker 6>it is only you, and all it takes is often

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<v Speaker 6>to hear someone else also struggling, to go, oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 6>not alone in the it.

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<v Speaker 4>Is isn't it The weight that you feel your shoulders incredible?

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<v Speaker 6>And that was what happened with me, So with crap Housewife.

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<v Speaker 6>I remember it began with social media through a conversation,

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<v Speaker 6>As often things great things can come from conversation. And

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<v Speaker 6>I was talking with a friend and our kids were

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<v Speaker 6>sim were of a similar age, and we were both

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<v Speaker 6>really struggling. We were bored, like it's really boring with

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<v Speaker 6>little kids.

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<v Speaker 3>I can only imagine it, like keeping them alive and changing,

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<v Speaker 3>and then when.

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<v Speaker 6>They're toddlers, it's like I want to go to the

0:26:54.680 --> 0:26:59.000
<v Speaker 6>park and sits in the sand pit. This is really boring.

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<v Speaker 6>And so this particular friend was similar light minded to me,

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<v Speaker 6>and I was like, have you seen these perfect meals

0:27:06.200 --> 0:27:09.119
<v Speaker 6>and perfect lives that people are posting and she's like,

0:27:09.600 --> 0:27:13.720
<v Speaker 6>oh my god, yes, and I said, but that's not me.

0:27:14.240 --> 0:27:16.560
<v Speaker 6>And there was a part of me that was thinking, oh, no,

0:27:16.600 --> 0:27:18.560
<v Speaker 6>I'm not good enough. And then there was another part

0:27:18.560 --> 0:27:21.200
<v Speaker 6>of me that got angry and thought, no, this is crap.

0:27:21.600 --> 0:27:24.480
<v Speaker 6>I'm going to start posting to socials with the hashtag

0:27:24.760 --> 0:27:28.159
<v Speaker 6>crap housewife. What I in fact cook for my family

0:27:28.200 --> 0:27:33.280
<v Speaker 6>each night, if it's a bit burned, lots of burnt

0:27:34.400 --> 0:27:37.480
<v Speaker 6>brown food, mince in all sorts of different guys, is

0:27:37.520 --> 0:27:40.239
<v Speaker 6>because you can never stuff up with mints mince. And

0:27:40.280 --> 0:27:44.879
<v Speaker 6>then also to my messy house and my laundry baskets

0:27:44.920 --> 0:27:49.040
<v Speaker 6>that would forever be an explosion of clothes that would

0:27:49.080 --> 0:27:50.960
<v Speaker 6>just be at the bottom of the stairs.

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<v Speaker 3>It's interesting that someone who's a self proclaimed crap house

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<v Speaker 3>wife has now become the ambassador for Vanish laundry powder.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, do they realize that they've backed someone who

0:28:03.520 --> 0:28:04.640
<v Speaker 3>doesn't even like washing?

0:28:04.800 --> 0:28:08.280
<v Speaker 6>They follow you, they are And this is what is

0:28:08.320 --> 0:28:12.159
<v Speaker 6>so spectacular is that being able to team up with Vanish.

0:28:12.359 --> 0:28:16.080
<v Speaker 6>Their packaging is all this wonderful bright pink and they

0:28:16.080 --> 0:28:19.200
<v Speaker 6>have this terrific new Vanish Gold pro which you can

0:28:19.480 --> 0:28:22.720
<v Speaker 6>put in the wash thirty minutes, twenty degrees Celsius.

0:28:22.760 --> 0:28:24.680
<v Speaker 3>That's the one I've got. It's good. Shit, it is good.

0:28:24.800 --> 0:28:27.200
<v Speaker 6>Is it it any tough stain?

0:28:27.320 --> 0:28:28.640
<v Speaker 3>Yes? You put back and white.

0:28:29.040 --> 0:28:34.399
<v Speaker 6>Well you got to separate it, of course, yes, yes,

0:28:35.480 --> 0:28:38.080
<v Speaker 6>well it's not really mindy. Sorry here am I saying you?

0:28:39.560 --> 0:28:42.640
<v Speaker 6>Dare I laundry shame you. The only reason, Mitch, that

0:28:42.720 --> 0:28:46.120
<v Speaker 6>I actually know that is because Pd, my husband, he

0:28:46.320 --> 0:28:49.520
<v Speaker 6>is a whiz in the laundry, so it's actually it's

0:28:49.560 --> 0:28:52.520
<v Speaker 6>his job. So he's pretty excited by all the Vanish

0:28:52.600 --> 0:28:55.880
<v Speaker 6>gold pro pink buckets everywhere because he is just on

0:28:56.040 --> 0:28:59.160
<v Speaker 6>fire with the laundry. And what is also wonderful is

0:28:59.200 --> 0:29:02.920
<v Speaker 6>he is pass that trait onto our eldest daughter, a Legra.

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<v Speaker 6>She loves doing the laundry.

0:29:08.240 --> 0:29:11.880
<v Speaker 3>You are living the dream. You've lopped out big time

0:29:11.920 --> 0:29:13.560
<v Speaker 3>having people to do it for you. Exactly.

0:29:14.000 --> 0:29:18.200
<v Speaker 6>They both have it covered. Giselle, who's fifteen. Even though

0:29:18.240 --> 0:29:22.600
<v Speaker 6>she's very organized, she's messier like me. She's someone who

0:29:22.640 --> 0:29:26.280
<v Speaker 6>sort of just drops things. Yeah. When you sort of drop.

0:29:26.040 --> 0:29:28.479
<v Speaker 4>As you, Gondys off. My undies go down and they

0:29:28.480 --> 0:29:35.440
<v Speaker 4>stay down to wherever they are. Yeah, my pajamas every morning.

0:29:35.480 --> 0:29:37.520
<v Speaker 4>I go to bed every night, the hell are my pajamas?

0:29:37.560 --> 0:29:39.520
<v Speaker 4>And they're always in the shower Because I get up

0:29:39.560 --> 0:29:41.720
<v Speaker 4>in the morning, I just drop my pajamas and I

0:29:41.760 --> 0:29:43.680
<v Speaker 4>get straight at the shower and they stay on the floor.

0:29:43.760 --> 0:29:45.920
<v Speaker 6>It's bad, Jess, It's no, it is not.

0:29:46.120 --> 0:29:46.560
<v Speaker 3>It's real.

0:29:46.880 --> 0:29:50.520
<v Speaker 6>It's you. And I think for all of us, what's

0:29:50.560 --> 0:29:54.400
<v Speaker 6>so important to recognize is embrace her. You are. Don't

0:29:54.440 --> 0:29:57.960
<v Speaker 6>feel like you've got to fit into someone else's idea

0:29:58.160 --> 0:30:01.000
<v Speaker 6>of what having a good life is a about, or

0:30:01.040 --> 0:30:03.600
<v Speaker 6>being in a good relationship or whatever it might be.

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<v Speaker 5>Just do you?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? Just?

0:30:08.760 --> 0:30:09.000
<v Speaker 7>When?

0:30:09.480 --> 0:30:11.880
<v Speaker 9>Podcast by a couple of midges.

0:30:11.880 --> 0:30:13.800
<v Speaker 3>Suggests what was it like for you when you were

0:30:13.840 --> 0:30:16.200
<v Speaker 3>in your twenties like we are, and you first moved

0:30:16.240 --> 0:30:18.719
<v Speaker 3>out of home because you say that you're messy, you

0:30:18.760 --> 0:30:21.400
<v Speaker 3>hate chores, and so when you first moved out and

0:30:21.400 --> 0:30:23.600
<v Speaker 3>you were offending for yourself, how did that go? I'm

0:30:23.600 --> 0:30:25.040
<v Speaker 3>looking at you wincing right now.

0:30:26.320 --> 0:30:29.800
<v Speaker 6>Well, I was a shocker. I mean I was of

0:30:29.920 --> 0:30:32.880
<v Speaker 6>the generation where the minute we could leave home, we

0:30:32.960 --> 0:30:36.800
<v Speaker 6>left home. And so I left home at eighteen, and

0:30:36.840 --> 0:30:39.479
<v Speaker 6>then I moved away to go to UNI and I

0:30:39.600 --> 0:30:42.640
<v Speaker 6>was lived on campus for my first year, which was

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<v Speaker 6>great because we had to eat campus food. It was

0:30:44.920 --> 0:30:46.400
<v Speaker 6>pretty bad food, but I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Have to cook. Perfect.

0:30:47.480 --> 0:30:51.280
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, perfect. And then then I moved into a share household,

0:30:51.360 --> 0:30:55.480
<v Speaker 6>which was just the pits, like it was so grossy,

0:30:56.000 --> 0:30:59.080
<v Speaker 6>even for me, Like there was mold on the tiles,

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<v Speaker 6>like it.

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<v Speaker 4>Was that's that's around passage, and it is, of.

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<v Speaker 3>Course it is.

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<v Speaker 4>House days.

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<v Speaker 6>And I was lucky enough that I had some beautiful,

0:31:08.240 --> 0:31:11.520
<v Speaker 6>generous friends who were far more responsible than me, who

0:31:11.560 --> 0:31:16.280
<v Speaker 6>would actually use their money to buy food, whereas I'd

0:31:16.360 --> 0:31:19.400
<v Speaker 6>use my money to buy shoes, and I'd sort of go, oh,

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<v Speaker 6>my god, because I had off study at the time,

0:31:21.760 --> 0:31:23.880
<v Speaker 6>which was sort of the allowance that you get very

0:31:24.040 --> 0:31:26.760
<v Speaker 6>meager amount from the government but was still great. But

0:31:26.840 --> 0:31:28.640
<v Speaker 6>I'd blow it on a pair of shoes and then

0:31:28.680 --> 0:31:29.160
<v Speaker 6>I'd go.

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<v Speaker 4>I do the same, Oh my goodness, what have.

0:31:31.480 --> 0:31:35.080
<v Speaker 6>Made wheat for the next weekend? So but my lovely

0:31:35.240 --> 0:31:38.360
<v Speaker 6>friends they feed me. So I sort of I learnt

0:31:38.760 --> 0:31:43.040
<v Speaker 6>via osmosis, but there is still that tendency in me

0:31:44.000 --> 0:31:47.680
<v Speaker 6>not to be irresponsible but to splash out and and

0:31:47.880 --> 0:31:51.200
<v Speaker 6>thank goodness for Petie because he makes sure.

0:31:51.160 --> 0:31:54.560
<v Speaker 3>The carriage is paid, insurance, insurre, it's.

0:31:54.440 --> 0:31:57.440
<v Speaker 6>But all of those practical things and is your license

0:31:57.520 --> 0:32:00.440
<v Speaker 6>up to date, like all of those sort of adult

0:32:00.600 --> 0:32:04.320
<v Speaker 6>thing Yang. Yeah, he does all that, whereas I I

0:32:04.360 --> 0:32:08.040
<v Speaker 6>do like the show and he's like, no, this is

0:32:08.080 --> 0:32:11.840
<v Speaker 6>not funny. We don't need the after dinner show. Like

0:32:11.880 --> 0:32:13.560
<v Speaker 6>there's no you might think.

0:32:13.760 --> 0:32:16.600
<v Speaker 4>We do instagram live the after dinner show, Jess. We

0:32:16.640 --> 0:32:18.160
<v Speaker 4>all want to see that and your jokes.

0:32:19.200 --> 0:32:20.400
<v Speaker 6>My mom joke.

0:32:20.960 --> 0:32:23.800
<v Speaker 3>I actually bought my mother that joke book for Mother's Day.

0:32:24.440 --> 0:32:28.280
<v Speaker 4>She actually got a huge Jane Coombs, Mitch's mother is

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<v Speaker 4>one of the biggest Jess Roader.

0:32:30.200 --> 0:32:32.480
<v Speaker 3>Even I know it that she adores you. I don't

0:32:32.480 --> 0:32:34.800
<v Speaker 3>want to put you on the spot. But she's daying

0:32:34.800 --> 0:32:38.680
<v Speaker 3>with me at the moment outside. Can I bring it

0:32:40.000 --> 0:32:42.520
<v Speaker 3>that will make her day? She's daying with me at

0:32:42.520 --> 0:32:45.400
<v Speaker 3>the moment. Yeah, okay, I'll go get Jane. Jane.

0:32:45.480 --> 0:32:47.680
<v Speaker 4>She's she's from Bogan Gate.

0:32:48.400 --> 0:32:51.320
<v Speaker 6>Which I've driven. I've been there at boken Gate.

0:32:52.600 --> 0:32:54.720
<v Speaker 3>Put a pin in Bogan Gate. Oh my god, coming

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<v Speaker 3>in here we go, missus, Jane. I'm so excitious. Get

0:32:59.280 --> 0:33:00.760
<v Speaker 3>in here to give you a heart.

0:33:05.360 --> 0:33:09.280
<v Speaker 4>Oh she stuck I don't believe that woman I wake

0:33:09.400 --> 0:33:10.360
<v Speaker 4>up to every morning.

0:33:11.320 --> 0:33:12.920
<v Speaker 3>I wake up to every morning.

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<v Speaker 10>Jay.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, that's so special.

0:33:23.880 --> 0:33:26.240
<v Speaker 8>You're honesty and you're just.

0:33:27.720 --> 0:33:29.560
<v Speaker 3>Don't go on the microphone. You can have a chat.

0:33:29.680 --> 0:33:32.640
<v Speaker 3>I want to actually ask you, Jess, because mum lives

0:33:32.640 --> 0:33:34.800
<v Speaker 3>in bogen Gate. That's where I grew up. And Mum

0:33:34.840 --> 0:33:36.440
<v Speaker 3>got the shock of her life when she saw you

0:33:36.520 --> 0:33:39.280
<v Speaker 3>post on Instagram you in boger Gate and.

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<v Speaker 8>I told you ton't. I said, oh my god, she's

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<v Speaker 8>near the sign and I didn't know. I would have

0:33:43.600 --> 0:33:47.960
<v Speaker 8>been in there. She was going to condo c w.

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<v Speaker 6>A was there and I had the best time there.

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<v Speaker 6>But I wish i'd known you then, Jane, because I

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<v Speaker 6>would have to stop off.

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<v Speaker 8>You would have come to the bogen Gate party or

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<v Speaker 8>out to the farm.

0:34:04.280 --> 0:34:06.320
<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, Jess, you need to check your car for

0:34:06.320 --> 0:34:06.880
<v Speaker 4>an air tag.

0:34:06.920 --> 0:34:08.880
<v Speaker 3>I think James in there.

0:34:09.600 --> 0:34:11.600
<v Speaker 4>Oh, this is great.

0:34:11.360 --> 0:34:12.879
<v Speaker 6>To go back to the microphone, but I just want

0:34:12.880 --> 0:34:17.319
<v Speaker 6>to keep giving you. That means so much. You must

0:34:17.400 --> 0:34:18.520
<v Speaker 6>be so proud of your son.

0:34:19.080 --> 0:34:22.920
<v Speaker 8>Oh, I am so proud of Yeah. But I'm like

0:34:23.040 --> 0:34:26.000
<v Speaker 8>the boy from bogen Gate and these guys like they're

0:34:26.040 --> 0:34:28.040
<v Speaker 8>just amazing every day.

0:34:28.280 --> 0:34:31.000
<v Speaker 6>But what a beautiful mum you are. Tell me then,

0:34:31.080 --> 0:34:35.040
<v Speaker 6>what's because my daughters they're fifteen and seventeen now, and.

0:34:35.040 --> 0:34:40.600
<v Speaker 3>I was a bit of a nightmare at that age't I.

0:34:40.719 --> 0:34:44.280
<v Speaker 8>Yes, Mitchell's always been my special one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, you can just take.

0:34:48.800 --> 0:34:50.239
<v Speaker 8>No, no, not at all.

0:34:51.680 --> 0:34:51.960
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:34:52.080 --> 0:34:54.799
<v Speaker 8>I just love seeing your daughters doing so well. They

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<v Speaker 8>were doing a modeling, just looking so stunning.

0:34:58.080 --> 0:34:58.640
<v Speaker 6>Thank you.

0:34:58.840 --> 0:35:02.120
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I don't know why. Sort of makes me really happy.

0:35:02.560 --> 0:35:04.120
<v Speaker 3>And she loved the joke book I got.

0:35:03.960 --> 0:35:15.959
<v Speaker 8>Her and the clothes. I'm a complete boganbulous.

0:35:12.719 --> 0:35:16.040
<v Speaker 6>Country road which is so cool country road.

0:35:16.160 --> 0:35:18.840
<v Speaker 8>I'm usually in my grooddy farm clothes and you and

0:35:18.920 --> 0:35:21.000
<v Speaker 8>your beautiful, bright, colorful clothes.

0:35:21.320 --> 0:35:23.680
<v Speaker 4>But you don't have to compare, Jane. You completely different people,

0:35:23.719 --> 0:35:25.480
<v Speaker 4>you know, and look you can still connect over being.

0:35:26.360 --> 0:35:29.040
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but it's I think you know what it's about too.

0:35:29.239 --> 0:35:33.200
<v Speaker 6>I believe Jane and I was chatting earlier, like I

0:35:33.239 --> 0:35:37.560
<v Speaker 6>love getting older, and I find the older I get.

0:35:37.920 --> 0:35:42.400
<v Speaker 6>I care less about all the naysayers out there, definitely,

0:35:42.840 --> 0:35:47.160
<v Speaker 6>And I'm more and more keen to tap into joy.

0:35:47.360 --> 0:35:50.120
<v Speaker 6>What is it that brings me joy? It makes your heart?

0:35:50.600 --> 0:35:54.879
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, and it's so true, like you just don't care

0:35:54.960 --> 0:35:57.120
<v Speaker 8>as much as you used to about what people think

0:35:57.160 --> 0:36:00.759
<v Speaker 8>about you, what they say about you. And to me,

0:36:00.840 --> 0:36:06.480
<v Speaker 8>that's the only good thing about getting older. Nana like

0:36:06.600 --> 0:36:10.760
<v Speaker 8>that is Yeah, both niches will tell you that, yeah,

0:36:11.000 --> 0:36:12.520
<v Speaker 8>Nana's love being Now.

0:36:13.080 --> 0:36:16.640
<v Speaker 4>I just had a niece, Mitch just had a Niece's ages.

0:36:18.080 --> 0:36:21.000
<v Speaker 6>And is it different because I'll often hear people say

0:36:21.040 --> 0:36:23.919
<v Speaker 6>that being a grandmother is different to being a mum,

0:36:23.960 --> 0:36:27.279
<v Speaker 6>that the sort of love you feel is different or

0:36:27.320 --> 0:36:28.279
<v Speaker 6>is it the same for you?

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<v Speaker 8>I guess it's a different sort of joy. Maybe it's

0:36:31.840 --> 0:36:35.000
<v Speaker 8>a more relaxing mom because with the grandchildren it's just, oh,

0:36:35.040 --> 0:36:38.200
<v Speaker 8>you are so cute. What they've got a problem deal

0:36:38.239 --> 0:36:40.680
<v Speaker 8>with that? Parents?

0:36:41.000 --> 0:36:42.520
<v Speaker 3>They're just cute. Yeah.

0:36:43.120 --> 0:36:45.200
<v Speaker 6>That is the thing is that I and I hadn't

0:36:45.239 --> 0:36:49.440
<v Speaker 6>realized this until I became a mum, was that you

0:36:49.560 --> 0:36:52.359
<v Speaker 6>never stopped being a mum in the sense of you're

0:36:52.400 --> 0:36:54.719
<v Speaker 6>never there yet, your kids are never there yet. And

0:36:55.160 --> 0:36:59.480
<v Speaker 6>each step that my girls go through, I'm along with

0:36:59.560 --> 0:37:02.320
<v Speaker 6>them and I want to if I can fix something.

0:37:02.360 --> 0:37:04.759
<v Speaker 6>I'm a terrible helicopter parent. I still I try not

0:37:04.840 --> 0:37:05.160
<v Speaker 6>to be.

0:37:05.360 --> 0:37:06.839
<v Speaker 3>But I do.

0:37:07.239 --> 0:37:12.560
<v Speaker 6>It means like I hover around around too much. I'm

0:37:12.600 --> 0:37:18.160
<v Speaker 6>like there and like I shouted people on escalators.

0:37:19.680 --> 0:37:20.000
<v Speaker 3>Once.

0:37:21.000 --> 0:37:24.200
<v Speaker 6>No, because there was one time like when people and

0:37:24.239 --> 0:37:26.360
<v Speaker 6>I'm sure Jane you could relate to this, when people

0:37:26.400 --> 0:37:28.359
<v Speaker 6>are unkind to your kids.

0:37:28.680 --> 0:37:29.520
<v Speaker 3>That is like.

0:37:31.239 --> 0:37:37.920
<v Speaker 5>Look out exactly, and and and there was this piller

0:37:38.040 --> 0:37:40.960
<v Speaker 5>time when I was on the escalators with my daughters

0:37:41.040 --> 0:37:43.319
<v Speaker 5>were going up the escalators and then there was some

0:37:43.719 --> 0:37:46.080
<v Speaker 5>kids at the bottom of the escalators, similar age, but

0:37:46.120 --> 0:37:47.680
<v Speaker 5>I could see that they were talking about the girls

0:37:47.680 --> 0:37:49.040
<v Speaker 5>and giving them not very nice looks.

0:37:49.400 --> 0:37:52.480
<v Speaker 6>So we went up and then I I went, I

0:37:52.560 --> 0:37:58.480
<v Speaker 6>hope everyone's being kind and my girls are going, oh mom,

0:37:58.680 --> 0:38:01.399
<v Speaker 6>what are you doing? But I'm like, who, Like, I'm

0:38:01.400 --> 0:38:05.719
<v Speaker 6>not going to have that's so obviously people being mean.

0:38:05.920 --> 0:38:06.840
<v Speaker 3>Yes in that way.

0:38:07.360 --> 0:38:12.600
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, you definitely have this s that mama bear protective thing. Definitely.

0:38:12.920 --> 0:38:15.279
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to let you keep chatting motherhood off the

0:38:15.280 --> 0:38:17.200
<v Speaker 3>cloud the show.

0:38:17.280 --> 0:38:19.359
<v Speaker 4>No, it's all right, the show's ending, and at this

0:38:19.400 --> 0:38:21.320
<v Speaker 4>rate we won't have any time for any other episodes.

0:38:21.520 --> 0:38:24.520
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, one thing that I like, all my children here,

0:38:24.680 --> 0:38:25.960
<v Speaker 8>and then I'll let you to get on to other

0:38:26.000 --> 0:38:29.960
<v Speaker 8>things that they will always be the first people we

0:38:30.000 --> 0:38:31.319
<v Speaker 8>think about when we wake up.

0:38:31.640 --> 0:38:32.600
<v Speaker 3>Where has this come from?

0:38:32.600 --> 0:38:34.759
<v Speaker 8>But the last people we think about when we go

0:38:34.800 --> 0:38:36.560
<v Speaker 8>to sleep forever.

0:38:36.440 --> 0:38:38.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and that or no, I'm sort of on the

0:38:38.440 --> 0:38:39.160
<v Speaker 4>periphery of that.

0:38:40.080 --> 0:38:41.480
<v Speaker 3>She thinks of you around lunchtime.

0:38:44.680 --> 0:38:47.919
<v Speaker 6>But Jane beautifully said, and you're so right.

0:38:48.160 --> 0:38:50.319
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, when they grow up and leave home and you'll

0:38:50.320 --> 0:38:52.360
<v Speaker 8>have that sad, hard part to do with.

0:38:52.719 --> 0:38:55.720
<v Speaker 6>Well, it's that silver thread, isn't it That forever connects

0:38:55.760 --> 0:38:58.280
<v Speaker 6>you to your kids and that can never be broken.

0:38:58.560 --> 0:39:01.520
<v Speaker 8>That's right. Yeah, yet though I'm in bogen Gate and

0:39:01.520 --> 0:39:03.719
<v Speaker 8>there miles away. Sorry to keep bringing that.

0:39:05.320 --> 0:39:06.560
<v Speaker 4>Let's finish this episode then you can.

0:39:09.480 --> 0:39:13.920
<v Speaker 3>I'll get a gorgeous photo of you two once where yeah, oh.

0:39:15.200 --> 0:39:22.719
<v Speaker 6>Right back at you, Jane, your mum is heaven. And

0:39:22.800 --> 0:39:26.440
<v Speaker 6>for me, though, my heart is full after meeting your mom,

0:39:26.520 --> 0:39:30.400
<v Speaker 6>because life is all about connection and if we can

0:39:30.760 --> 0:39:34.680
<v Speaker 6>connect with one another, it makes such a difference. That

0:39:34.800 --> 0:39:37.279
<v Speaker 6>to me is the stuff of life. So that's made

0:39:37.320 --> 0:39:38.440
<v Speaker 6>my day, my week.

0:39:38.800 --> 0:39:42.280
<v Speaker 4>Everything with Telly health or something that was very therapy

0:39:42.320 --> 0:39:42.640
<v Speaker 4>towards me.

0:39:43.320 --> 0:39:47.719
<v Speaker 3>I expecting that lase she goes, oh, I'll talk to Jess.

0:39:47.719 --> 0:39:49.400
<v Speaker 3>I might come see the studio. Oh, Jess will be

0:39:49.480 --> 0:39:54.319
<v Speaker 3>very interesting. Okay, and then can we do one more

0:39:54.360 --> 0:39:57.280
<v Speaker 3>thing with you before you go, oh, yes, this feels bloody.

0:39:57.320 --> 0:39:59.319
<v Speaker 3>It's stupid to do this now because we just got

0:39:59.360 --> 0:40:02.439
<v Speaker 3>real deeper. It's not that deep, but.

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<v Speaker 6>I love that though. I like to have the big,

0:40:04.920 --> 0:40:06.879
<v Speaker 6>deeper meaningfuls. But then we've got to have a laugh.

0:40:06.920 --> 0:40:07.160
<v Speaker 6>All right.

0:40:07.239 --> 0:40:09.640
<v Speaker 3>So what we're doing now is it's silly and stupid. Yeah,

0:40:09.640 --> 0:40:13.239
<v Speaker 3>because you are the Vanish ambassador and also a crap housewife,

0:40:13.480 --> 0:40:15.680
<v Speaker 3>we just want to see. Okay, how well do you

0:40:15.719 --> 0:40:19.080
<v Speaker 3>really know washing machines and the whole laundry process? Are

0:40:19.120 --> 0:40:21.640
<v Speaker 3>you an expert? You know that there's two kinds, the

0:40:21.680 --> 0:40:23.000
<v Speaker 3>top loaders and the front loaders.

0:40:23.080 --> 0:40:24.879
<v Speaker 6>Yes, yes, I do.

0:40:25.000 --> 0:40:27.840
<v Speaker 3>Okay, great, So we're going to play some audio of

0:40:28.040 --> 0:40:31.000
<v Speaker 3>washing machines and you have to guess top or bottom.

0:40:31.840 --> 0:40:34.719
<v Speaker 3>So this everyone is top or bottom with Jessica. Right.

0:40:35.680 --> 0:40:37.960
<v Speaker 3>Are you ready? I'm ready? Okay, okay, a.

0:40:37.920 --> 0:40:38.880
<v Speaker 4>Game about laundry.

0:40:39.200 --> 0:40:39.840
<v Speaker 3>This is laundry.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, top or bottom, Jessica.

0:40:41.239 --> 0:40:50.440
<v Speaker 3>Row, top or bottom? That's top correct?

0:40:50.719 --> 0:40:50.959
<v Speaker 1>Wow?

0:40:51.239 --> 0:40:54.280
<v Speaker 3>I was thinking bottom. Just the witness of Mitchell.

0:40:54.520 --> 0:40:58.800
<v Speaker 6>No, I'm just because the top machine it's noisier.

0:40:59.000 --> 0:41:07.040
<v Speaker 3>There's a drum yes, what about this one top of bottom?

0:41:07.040 --> 0:41:07.760
<v Speaker 6>That's bottom?

0:41:07.800 --> 0:41:13.720
<v Speaker 3>I reckon, correct, Jessica row An, experts are going.

0:41:13.560 --> 0:41:15.920
<v Speaker 4>To go through Vanish chosen the right ambassador.

0:41:15.920 --> 0:41:27.520
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely. What about the next one? I reckon that's tophot like.

0:41:27.520 --> 0:41:29.080
<v Speaker 6>The water going in from the top.

0:41:29.120 --> 0:41:30.440
<v Speaker 4>You know what that is though, I think that's a

0:41:30.520 --> 0:41:33.160
<v Speaker 4>power bottom. I think because it sounds like it's got

0:41:33.160 --> 0:41:36.080
<v Speaker 4>a bit more you know, guts, more drumming. I was

0:41:36.120 --> 0:41:37.719
<v Speaker 4>picturing the drum too, jess What.

0:41:37.680 --> 0:41:47.120
<v Speaker 3>About this one? Oh, top or bottom? Jessica, that's top.

0:41:47.960 --> 0:41:49.319
<v Speaker 3>Benash's right, she's done.

0:41:49.440 --> 0:41:52.680
<v Speaker 4>That sounds like my childhood top does when I was

0:41:52.680 --> 0:41:53.640
<v Speaker 4>a kisser and.

0:41:53.600 --> 0:41:56.439
<v Speaker 6>When you put too many towels or something in there

0:41:56.800 --> 0:41:59.359
<v Speaker 6>and it would like they get all stuck and you'd

0:41:59.360 --> 0:42:00.400
<v Speaker 6>have to y.

0:42:00.880 --> 0:42:03.080
<v Speaker 3>I mean, so far you're doing pretty bloody well. We've

0:42:03.120 --> 0:42:11.080
<v Speaker 3>got one more. Okay, top or bottom?

0:42:11.120 --> 0:42:13.520
<v Speaker 9>I'm gonna say bottom.

0:42:13.680 --> 0:42:17.799
<v Speaker 3>Nah, that's a top. Hey, three out of five. That's

0:42:17.800 --> 0:42:18.200
<v Speaker 3>a pass.

0:42:18.360 --> 0:42:20.399
<v Speaker 4>That's a part of you can talk about.

0:42:21.600 --> 0:42:24.400
<v Speaker 6>Thank you so much, Thank you to Vanish Goldpro.

0:42:24.640 --> 0:42:26.720
<v Speaker 3>Yes, get it in there. Just one more thing before

0:42:26.719 --> 0:42:27.080
<v Speaker 3>you go.

0:42:27.440 --> 0:42:27.640
<v Speaker 6>Oh.

0:42:27.719 --> 0:42:29.799
<v Speaker 3>Of course I know that you don't like smart a lot,

0:42:29.920 --> 0:42:33.319
<v Speaker 3>but we ask every guest the same question. They add

0:42:33.360 --> 0:42:35.319
<v Speaker 3>to our list. It's just a little thing in life.

0:42:35.320 --> 0:42:39.120
<v Speaker 3>You appreciate something that brings you joy. Because our younger listeners,

0:42:39.320 --> 0:42:41.839
<v Speaker 3>we don't want them going down that path of debauchery.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm obsessed with partying and boys. So it's like a

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<v Speaker 3>good crunch of an apple stepping on a crunchy autumn leaf,

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<v Speaker 3>something like that. Angela Bishop said, her waterbed. That's a skate,

0:42:54.080 --> 0:42:57.720
<v Speaker 3>lane Brook said, eating streaky bacon in bed. The reason

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<v Speaker 3>that I'm reluctant to bring it up is because it's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>The list of things better than drugs and dick anyway, come.

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<v Speaker 6>On, just bar oh I love a jaquito bar. I

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<v Speaker 6>read my kindle at night in bed.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, jaquito bar. I don't know if I know what

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<v Speaker 3>black an orange?

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<v Speaker 4>It's black with orange fontra yes, well do you go

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<v Speaker 4>font like?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 6>But that's like so young person? Is that? Yeah? Like

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<v Speaker 6>they all the font I get all excited over the

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<v Speaker 6>new font Like Instagram. I'm like, oh, look at that one.

0:43:32.760 --> 0:43:33.120
<v Speaker 6>Look at that.

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<v Speaker 4>That confuses the hell out of me.

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<v Speaker 3>Instagram when you sound old now, I'm like, no, why

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<v Speaker 3>do they keep changing things?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you want to put the photo behind the photo

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<v Speaker 4>in front.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm like, this is Instagram works a lot about who

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<v Speaker 7>you are?

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<v Speaker 3>You you.

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<v Speaker 4>I think Jess Row is like Windings, you know, like you, Yeah,

0:43:50.880 --> 0:43:54.920
<v Speaker 4>like Mitchell. You're not Calibri or Ariel. I'm talking fonts here.

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<v Speaker 3>All the graphic is comic sans, yes, very comic sands.

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<v Speaker 4>Jenna, you are a gorgeous I think like an area,

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<v Speaker 4>like a like a like a classic, your timeless class,

0:44:05.560 --> 0:44:08.520
<v Speaker 4>you know. And then I think Jess is Windings. Windings

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<v Speaker 4>is that font which is just eccentric and eclectic.

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<v Speaker 6>So I can't see. I haven't got my glasses that

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<v Speaker 6>I'm doing that squinting old person.

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<v Speaker 3>What is this incredible? Thank you so much?

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<v Speaker 6>I want to keep talking.

0:44:25.000 --> 0:44:27.480
<v Speaker 3>I mean, Jane's waiting outside. You'll be talking a don't you.

0:44:28.120 --> 0:44:31.040
<v Speaker 4>Going anytime soon? Jess ro also the Gestro big chat

0:44:31.080 --> 0:44:33.920
<v Speaker 4>show you can get just obviously podcast Yeah, wherever you

0:44:33.960 --> 0:44:34.640
<v Speaker 4>get your podcasts?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that the big talk show? Not big Oh sorry,

0:44:37.080 --> 0:44:37.759
<v Speaker 3>big talk show?

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<v Speaker 6>Here's me. I'm just nodding at you, yeah, big radio.

0:44:42.280 --> 0:44:45.200
<v Speaker 6>I just speak big the gest Row, Big talk.

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<v Speaker 3>Show, said, big chat show.

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<v Speaker 6>Sorry, Jess, you put in big And then come up.

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<v Speaker 3>That's after minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>Bus See that's.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm glad we finally did that. Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 6>That thanks so much, Thank you, thank you all.

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<v Speaker 3>I love this and we will catch you back on Monday. Idiots,

0:45:04.160 --> 0:45:04.800
<v Speaker 3>thank you for listening.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks guys. See sou bye.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 9>A podcast by a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 2>Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end.

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<v Speaker 3>We are just have a quick debrief. At the end,

0:45:32.480 --> 0:45:34.919
<v Speaker 3>we do we pretend to show it's done. Wow. How

0:45:35.040 --> 0:45:37.200
<v Speaker 3>dramatic was my mother? You know what?

0:45:37.280 --> 0:45:37.799
<v Speaker 6>I loved it.

0:45:38.000 --> 0:45:40.040
<v Speaker 4>Well, I haven't spent that much time physically with your mother,

0:45:40.040 --> 0:45:41.800
<v Speaker 4>but I didn't realize she was that truck and dramatic.

0:45:42.120 --> 0:45:44.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she loved it. I think she got swept up

0:45:44.520 --> 0:45:46.200
<v Speaker 3>in it because she's like a country girl. These things

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<v Speaker 3>don't happen. She just get to meet her favorite why

0:45:48.600 --> 0:45:50.320
<v Speaker 3>Jess row Like, why does you mum like Jest? I

0:45:50.360 --> 0:45:53.480
<v Speaker 3>thought she made that quite clear. She poured her heart

0:45:53.560 --> 0:45:55.320
<v Speaker 3>out in front of Jests. It was very cute.

0:45:55.320 --> 0:45:56.600
<v Speaker 6>I loved it. I really did.

0:45:56.840 --> 0:45:59.000
<v Speaker 4>Just took it so well, Oh my god, is it

0:45:59.040 --> 0:46:01.480
<v Speaker 4>just me? Sticker went through the water and now you

0:46:01.520 --> 0:46:02.720
<v Speaker 4>gave me and is it just me sticker?

0:46:02.960 --> 0:46:04.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh, because I've got one on my laptop.

0:46:04.560 --> 0:46:06.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I was gonna put it on my mac book

0:46:07.000 --> 0:46:09.920
<v Speaker 4>as well too. Went through the wash. I sucked it up.

0:46:10.600 --> 0:46:13.400
<v Speaker 3>We did have spat. Can I have one? I actually

0:46:13.400 --> 0:46:15.880
<v Speaker 3>really want one. I'm going to go through the wash

0:46:15.880 --> 0:46:17.279
<v Speaker 3>because I put it in the top pocket of mine.

0:46:17.920 --> 0:46:19.600
<v Speaker 3>I hate it when people don't check their pockets. The

0:46:19.680 --> 0:46:22.680
<v Speaker 3>amount of Sewan's business cards that are not only author

0:46:22.680 --> 0:46:24.799
<v Speaker 3>of our clothes, but all over the fucking carpet, because

0:46:24.800 --> 0:46:26.920
<v Speaker 3>when we take shit out of the Washington machine, that

0:46:27.080 --> 0:46:29.439
<v Speaker 3>bloody drops out everywhere, the bits of fluff. It does

0:46:29.440 --> 0:46:32.640
<v Speaker 3>my head. It's check your pockets. Everyone, check your pockets.

0:46:32.640 --> 0:46:35.040
<v Speaker 3>If you're like Peter Overton and me, where you're the

0:46:35.040 --> 0:46:37.320
<v Speaker 3>ones sucked in the bloody washing. It's in every eighteen

0:46:37.360 --> 0:46:40.160
<v Speaker 3>year when people don't check their pockets. My mum used

0:46:40.200 --> 0:46:43.040
<v Speaker 3>to check my dad's pockets and like Jack Blazer bits

0:46:43.080 --> 0:46:45.560
<v Speaker 3>just pocket for you. That's the responsibility. But what if

0:46:45.560 --> 0:46:48.879
<v Speaker 3>there's money in there? He carries cash these day, It's true.

0:46:48.880 --> 0:46:52.120
<v Speaker 4>True, Sean wouldn't would he know his own business cards

0:46:52.160 --> 0:46:52.600
<v Speaker 4>to give out?

0:46:52.800 --> 0:46:54.640
<v Speaker 3>I know and I'm like, why do you need I

0:46:54.680 --> 0:46:56.359
<v Speaker 3>get that you might want a business card in there

0:46:56.360 --> 0:46:57.960
<v Speaker 3>if you're networking, but does it have to be twelve

0:46:57.960 --> 0:47:00.879
<v Speaker 3>of them? There's just always fucking his card and they're

0:47:00.920 --> 0:47:03.400
<v Speaker 3>so politely sat at the front of the washing machine

0:47:03.680 --> 0:47:05.000
<v Speaker 3>like I don't know how they figured it out, but

0:47:05.040 --> 0:47:06.920
<v Speaker 3>the machines like throw the paper at the front. But

0:47:06.920 --> 0:47:09.960
<v Speaker 3>by that point it's too and it's just integrated business

0:47:09.960 --> 0:47:13.440
<v Speaker 3>cards defunct. Not in his industry. I don't think in

0:47:13.480 --> 0:47:17.040
<v Speaker 3>politics they'd be going to bloody luncheons and light sappers

0:47:17.040 --> 0:47:19.200
<v Speaker 3>and fucking morning teas and they'd be like networking.

0:47:19.239 --> 0:47:22.400
<v Speaker 7>You know, politicians came in here to be on the

0:47:22.440 --> 0:47:24.080
<v Speaker 7>morning show that I work on.

0:47:24.440 --> 0:47:27.400
<v Speaker 6>It's called Jonesy and Amanda. There you go the Dollar.

0:47:29.400 --> 0:47:31.400
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, he came in and become brazen.

0:47:31.800 --> 0:47:33.279
<v Speaker 6>I had to take a photo of him with the

0:47:33.320 --> 0:47:37.759
<v Speaker 6>guest with the Jones and Amanda hang on, there we go.

0:47:37.800 --> 0:47:39.000
<v Speaker 3>Again, yep.

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<v Speaker 7>And he gave me his business card to send the

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<v Speaker 7>photos to with all his details, and it was it

0:47:45.560 --> 0:47:46.240
<v Speaker 7>just felt weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch is right though, for politicians, now you have to

0:47:51.000 --> 0:47:54.240
<v Speaker 3>that story worth two of your dollars, your heart dollars

0:47:54.320 --> 0:47:56.160
<v Speaker 3>I actually disagree.

0:47:56.840 --> 0:47:57.960
<v Speaker 4>I could have gone with that, and I pay you

0:47:57.960 --> 0:48:00.799
<v Speaker 4>two dollars to not hear it. Okay, can you No,

0:48:00.880 --> 0:48:02.040
<v Speaker 4>I'm not giving you any of my money.

0:48:02.120 --> 0:48:04.080
<v Speaker 3>Mitch. You've got to imagine if I charged but then

0:48:04.200 --> 0:48:04.719
<v Speaker 3>edited it out.

0:48:05.239 --> 0:48:09.719
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, pons scheme add that to the bucket list.

0:48:09.760 --> 0:48:12.520
<v Speaker 4>We need to start deducting the cash from what the

0:48:12.560 --> 0:48:13.040
<v Speaker 4>swear jar?

0:48:13.800 --> 0:48:14.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Where are we up to? Let me have a

0:48:15.000 --> 0:48:17.360
<v Speaker 3>quick one. Yeah, well, I've got to add two for

0:48:17.400 --> 0:48:20.719
<v Speaker 3>Jenna now, yeah, I mentioned she shall not be named

0:48:20.760 --> 0:48:21.319
<v Speaker 3>the missing child.

0:48:22.880 --> 0:48:26.520
<v Speaker 4>Maddie McCann. Oh, I don't care were ending. I'll transfer

0:48:26.640 --> 0:48:27.200
<v Speaker 4>in one bolt go.

0:48:27.360 --> 0:48:32.120
<v Speaker 3>But it's still cost yer. I'm good for it. Jennet's

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<v Speaker 3>only on or she's on one for the child and

0:48:35.760 --> 0:48:39.359
<v Speaker 3>now three for Jones ginn Amanda, which we're allowed to say. Mitch,

0:48:39.440 --> 0:48:42.360
<v Speaker 3>you're nearly on fifteen for the missing child.

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<v Speaker 4>Fucking how much?

0:48:44.600 --> 0:48:48.680
<v Speaker 3>How much is it? Fourteen? Thirteen thirteen bucks?

0:48:49.080 --> 0:48:49.319
<v Speaker 8>Fuck?

0:48:49.440 --> 0:48:50.120
<v Speaker 6>You have to run the.

0:48:50.160 --> 0:48:52.880
<v Speaker 3>Day at a dollar, Mitchell, at a dollar for what

0:48:52.960 --> 0:48:53.359
<v Speaker 3>I just did?

0:48:53.400 --> 0:48:53.719
<v Speaker 5>I did?

0:48:53.800 --> 0:48:55.600
<v Speaker 4>Oh, Madie Mccamtadie mcnt get it to fifteen?

0:48:57.040 --> 0:48:59.400
<v Speaker 3>Okay, there you go. Pay some cash at the end

0:48:59.400 --> 0:49:02.279
<v Speaker 3>of the show. Remember we tricked poor intern Georgia into

0:49:02.360 --> 0:49:04.799
<v Speaker 3>saying it. Oh, Intern Georgia, I wonder she heard the

0:49:04.840 --> 0:49:07.040
<v Speaker 3>new shed. I've just done a quick tally twenty three

0:49:07.080 --> 0:49:09.400
<v Speaker 3>dollars in the jar in title. Okay, that's barely a

0:49:09.400 --> 0:49:10.960
<v Speaker 3>coffee r on these days. No, we donate it to

0:49:11.080 --> 0:49:15.879
<v Speaker 3>some sort of group, an organization. I'm not said, who.

0:49:16.640 --> 0:49:18.680
<v Speaker 3>Do you know what I saw on Facebook the other day.

0:49:18.680 --> 0:49:22.600
<v Speaker 3>I follow my old high school on fucking Baba Red

0:49:22.600 --> 0:49:27.480
<v Speaker 3>Ben and because there's so many bloody students there. You Now,

0:49:27.560 --> 0:49:31.560
<v Speaker 3>normally schools have four houses, yeah, like blue, red, yellow, green,

0:49:31.719 --> 0:49:34.399
<v Speaker 3>always classics. When I was there, they added two more

0:49:35.080 --> 0:49:40.000
<v Speaker 3>and purple and orange. And now on Facebook the other

0:49:40.080 --> 0:49:41.920
<v Speaker 3>day I saw that they've added another too, And guess

0:49:42.000 --> 0:49:47.160
<v Speaker 3>what they've called one of them. McKillop. Wow, that lazy,

0:49:47.320 --> 0:49:50.480
<v Speaker 3>that's bloody lazy. It jesus, what.

0:49:50.440 --> 0:49:50.960
<v Speaker 4>Are the others?

0:49:51.520 --> 0:49:56.799
<v Speaker 3>Oh? God, now you testing me? Basil Rocket Parsley note,

0:49:57.000 --> 0:50:02.719
<v Speaker 3>Basil Leola Xavier Dennis, which, hilariously, everyone would always go

0:50:02.760 --> 0:50:04.960
<v Speaker 3>and take a pen and just turn the capital D

0:50:05.000 --> 0:50:08.359
<v Speaker 3>into a piece. It was penis pretty classic. And then

0:50:08.600 --> 0:50:10.640
<v Speaker 3>fucking now I can't remember the new ones it's McKillop.

0:50:10.719 --> 0:50:12.560
<v Speaker 3>Now nice, Does anyone even care?

0:50:12.760 --> 0:50:15.280
<v Speaker 6>I could try and remember them, but yeah.

0:50:14.600 --> 0:50:15.040
<v Speaker 3>Should we go?

0:50:15.080 --> 0:50:16.719
<v Speaker 4>It's been a long episode with Jess bro Yeah, I

0:50:16.760 --> 0:50:18.560
<v Speaker 4>suppose all right, we're listening idiots.

0:50:19.320 --> 0:50:22.760
<v Speaker 3>Me in the Orange house though, Yeah, No, I was yellow.

0:50:23.160 --> 0:50:25.759
<v Speaker 3>I was green. I was in Basil. Yellow was house

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<v Speaker 3>for me.

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<v Speaker 6>This is for all girls in cooker Borough house.

0:50:30.520 --> 0:50:31.359
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's why I said it.

0:50:31.280 --> 0:50:33.799
<v Speaker 6>Because I was in Aracola.

0:50:34.320 --> 0:50:39.279
<v Speaker 3>Were you bagging Gate? Public school just had flowers. I

0:50:39.440 --> 0:50:42.120
<v Speaker 3>was in Bank Cigar. It was us versus Borta.

0:50:42.239 --> 0:50:42.439
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:50:42.480 --> 0:50:45.040
<v Speaker 7>Of course my primary school had Australian animals, so I

0:50:45.080 --> 0:50:46.239
<v Speaker 7>was red one bat.

0:50:46.600 --> 0:50:49.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I get Yeah, how boring. Yeah, maybe we should

0:50:49.440 --> 0:50:52.040
<v Speaker 3>end it. Definitely, ours were all the saints at the

0:50:52.080 --> 0:50:55.520
<v Speaker 3>high school religious. That's why it's surprising that McKillop didn't

0:50:55.520 --> 0:50:59.800
<v Speaker 3>get it until now. Yeah, ol McKillop, of course. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>we hope this podcast made to for at least two

0:51:02.160 --> 0:51:05.040
<v Speaker 3>percent better to date. That's all just two percent. So

0:51:05.560 --> 0:51:07.799
<v Speaker 3>thank you to Jest sir for coming on absolutely a.

0:51:07.880 --> 0:51:13.080
<v Speaker 4>Trunk lazy what's it called craphouse one lazy crap a

0:51:13.120 --> 0:51:16.480
<v Speaker 4>podcast wrong too. Yeah, it's still worth a plug. Let's

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<v Speaker 4>Row on Instagram. Peter Overton Gentle mud Zalea her daughter

0:51:19.840 --> 0:51:20.840
<v Speaker 4>on modeling or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>It is, Bye bye anything, Bye.

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<v Speaker 6>Is It Just Me?

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<v Speaker 9>A podcast by a couple of meaches.

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