Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Just stood by a couple of Mitch's Hello, yeah yourself
Speaker 2: for the rude shocks of young adulthood, how dare.
Speaker 3: You leak our company secrets?
Speaker 4: That's like the newest hiary at KFC walking out with
Speaker 4: a megaphone and going I regana.
Speaker 1: Set now he is Mitchchuri and Mitchell Cou's hello, Hello, yeah,
Speaker 1: how are you Mitchell good?
Speaker 3: I actually feel a bit bad right now because it's
Speaker 3: all setting in that the podcast is coming to an end.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know what happened when I was downstairs at the cafe,
Speaker 3: oh that Pepsi Palace. For the first time in a
Speaker 3: long time since we moved to this building, they actually
Speaker 3: recognized me as a regular.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I went to get my coffee and they were like, oh, hello,
Speaker 3: I haven't seen you for a while. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh no, yeah, they've only just clocked and I'm a regular,
Speaker 3: And now I'm going to be vanishing from their life.
Speaker 3: You're going to be gone.
Speaker 4: The same thing happened to me that same cafe really
Speaker 4: this week. She said thanks coffee for me, right, and
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah.
Speaker 3: She hasn't gone that far. She doesn't know my name.
Speaker 3: She recognized that I've been there a few times. That's sad,
Speaker 3: isn't it? I was like, oh shit, although they've only
Speaker 3: decided to memorize my order.
Speaker 4: What are you again?
Speaker 3: I always forget soy cap no, oh cap no? Fuck
Speaker 3: here going? You're not Armond?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Your armored cap la even Oh I'm Armond cap price
Speaker 3: kep gen What are you?
Speaker 6: Armond hot chocolate?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 7: Yeah? And Shelley downstairs knows me too, and I don't
Speaker 7: even have to talk.
Speaker 3: She knows how have weird dress? Good?
Speaker 4: The issue with that cafe downstairs on this show or
Speaker 4: not one of my other shows?
Speaker 3: What is the issue is?
Speaker 4: At the cafe is d e u x d e
Speaker 4: u x so. I said to them, Oh, so your
Speaker 4: your cafe, your coffee shop names do? They're like, no,
Speaker 4: it's it's Duke's Duke's And I was like, oh so
Speaker 4: it's two times too. She's like, yeah, so your coffee
Speaker 4: shops name is do do because it's d eu x
Speaker 4: d ux.
Speaker 3: She went, no, it's duke's dukes And I said that
Speaker 3: also doesn't have much of a ring to it, but
Speaker 3: also it's French. The prounciation is do it's not dukes.
Speaker 3: So She's like, no, no, it's Duke's Jokes, like the new
Speaker 3: Bloody Joker.
Speaker 6: Fully, a few of us brought it up with them downstairs.
Speaker 3: Oh they deny it.
Speaker 6: We're like, oh, it's dude, you don't don't They're like,
Speaker 6: I don't know much matter what?
Speaker 3: Do like the internet?
Speaker 6: Internet that flies?
Speaker 3: Literally?
Speaker 4: No, they just I think they just like the name.
Speaker 4: They didn't really say it out loud, Duke's Dukes. The
Speaker 4: coffee had real doodoo coffee and BALI what's that? It's
Speaker 4: coffee that they give to a lima. They make a lima.
Speaker 3: Eat the lima hardly know.
Speaker 4: It's like a monkey. They give this lima coffee beans
Speaker 4: and then it eats it and poos it. And then oh,
Speaker 4: for god, the coffee is made from the shit of
Speaker 4: the lima and it gives it really aromatic notes.
Speaker 3: O what shit?
Speaker 6: Why how did it taste like shit?
Speaker 3: Jenna? And you tried it?
Speaker 4: Yes, I went there, tried in this Balnesian rainforest and
Speaker 4: they have the limas in cages just pooing, and they're like,
Speaker 4: this is how it's made. I'm like, no, I had
Speaker 4: a mental image. I didn't need to actually see it.
Speaker 3: A lot of pooh chat on the podcast. You know what,
Speaker 3: It's real. It comes and goes, and everyone does it
Speaker 3: every day.
Speaker 6: It's just not every day.
Speaker 3: I did a poo and Mitchell's.
Speaker 4: Bare bathroom the other day, and I'm happy to say
Speaker 4: I did it. Thanks, it was clean, it was easy,
Speaker 4: rates it's done.
Speaker 3: No one smelted. Thanks. You didn't hear it? We heard
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 6: I did, really, Isabella Wren, she didn't know.
Speaker 3: Well, the PLoP is a good sign of a healthy ship.
Speaker 3: That is is it's very because it's like fibersome. Is
Speaker 3: that a word?
Speaker 4: Yeah, fibrous, Yeah, fibrous.
Speaker 6: You should be proud.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Welcome to the show everyone. It's not really
Speaker 3: how we start the same every episode. No, we kick
Speaker 3: off with and is it just me each something we've noticed,
Speaker 3: had or appreciated direk Mitch doesn't know. Man, I don't know. Mitches.
Speaker 3: Would you like to go first, mit Jewel, I would
Speaker 3: like to go first. Do you want to let us
Speaker 3: know what yours is about? Oh?
Speaker 4: I will mine is about something that I've discovered on
Speaker 4: the internet that needs to change.
Speaker 3: Fascinating. Oh, Jess Row Well, yeah, she's on the way.
Speaker 3: But we've got to get the it gems out of
Speaker 3: the way first. Ok Yeah, we can't be shaken up
Speaker 3: the same way we start every episode. Not now, some
Speaker 3: thing is stressing me on the internet. Okay, great, we'll
Speaker 3: get to that in a bit. Bradley, is it just me?
Speaker 3: Does time move faster when you're getting ready for bed? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: What the fuck's with that? Explain? What do you mean
Speaker 3: falling asleep or no? Just like the last week or so,
Speaker 3: I've been having shit night's sleep, and so every fucking
Speaker 3: night I'll be like, I'll better have an early night
Speaker 3: tonight to catch up on some sleep. So it'll hit
Speaker 3: eight pm and I'm like, right, I We'll start to
Speaker 3: wind down, or take my thartaman, brush my teeth, have
Speaker 3: a shower, and then clearly I just get caught up
Speaker 3: with other things procrastinating, or I'm like, oh, I got
Speaker 3: to get that bloody load of washing into the dryer,
Speaker 3: and then I'm like, it's eleven forty five. How did
Speaker 3: that happen?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I just made the decision to start going to bed early,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, that's what the fuck? It just flew by.
Speaker 4: I've also noticed that time goes quicker when you're noticing
Speaker 4: it like if you're thinking about the time, it'll fly by.
Speaker 3: But I wasn't even checking. And then when I got
Speaker 3: into bed, I was like, ah, early night. Excuse me,
Speaker 3: it's kneeling midnight. How the fuck did that happen? And
Speaker 3: that's a free night. What time of night do you
Speaker 3: go to bed? Ideally, I like a rocket ten or
Speaker 3: ten thirty and then you're asleep by ten ten thirty
Speaker 3: eleven is yeah? Also, how long does it take you
Speaker 3: to fall asleep?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 3: Bloody depends sometimes out like a light. Sometimes when I'm
Speaker 3: extra tiede and you think it fall asleep quicker? N No,
Speaker 3: it's torture. That's when it's harder to get to sleep,
Speaker 3: and I'm more time. Are you ever on the melotonin?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'm still on that shit And does it work?
Speaker 2: Not?
Speaker 4: At the moment, I've got insomnia for the first time
Speaker 4: in my whole life, really really bad.
Speaker 6: Have you got a lot going on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm very stressed. My health has a bit all
Speaker 3: over the place. Maybe that's got something to do with I.
Speaker 6: Think it's got to do with your anxiety, do you
Speaker 6: think yep?
Speaker 7: Definitely really, Because when I was at the height of
Speaker 7: my anxiety, I had really bad insomnia, really.
Speaker 3: Panic at interesting? Really what were your panic attack symptoms?
Speaker 6: Just having trouble breathing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we get here.
Speaker 4: What's real, It's very real.
Speaker 6: It is real.
Speaker 3: Wow, this is a real sy That's why we're so good.
Speaker 3: We can do all the topics H three entry level
Speaker 3: dive into panic attacks, trouble breathing, and yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, like just feeling like everything's going to end.
Speaker 3: Let's all take a deep breath ready, in through the nose,
Speaker 3: out through the mouth. How do you feel?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Good? Fine, Yeah, good good. That's all you have to do.
Speaker 3: Even though I'm functioning on very little sleep, I actually
Speaker 3: feel quite good. Why are you on a little sleep?
Speaker 3: I thought I mentioned that. Oh is that because? Oh Mitchell? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I keep trying having early night and then time flies
Speaker 3: by and I go, how the fuck is this happened again?
Speaker 4: It's pretty bad. And what's the latest bedtime?
Speaker 3: You've had? Two am?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: Mitchell? Yeah, that's scary. No, I know, And I don't
Speaker 3: even do it on purpose because I intend to cut
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 4: And it's so upsetting because once you get to two am,
Speaker 4: you go, oh my god.
Speaker 3: You're like fuck, and I can't sleep in frustratingly, even
Speaker 3: if I bloody want to, I deserve to. You can
Speaker 3: push yourself to do it, surely. No, No, it gets
Speaker 3: me up at seven seven. Yeah, do you feel groggy earlier?
Speaker 4: If you sleep past, you feel groggy and sick.
Speaker 3: No, I'd love to sleep past.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I try. I try so high, but it just
Speaker 6: doesn't happen.
Speaker 4: Why it will be your body cockies because you wake
Speaker 4: up for the workday.
Speaker 3: For the show. During break you can't not what times
Speaker 3: you wake up.
Speaker 4: Three am, it's four, I might nine. I'm eight thirty
Speaker 4: every morning my arm set for seven fifty. Then I
Speaker 4: snooze it than no matter bit by eight thirty. I
Speaker 4: feel so old talking about this shit.
Speaker 3: Also quite bored by this shit. To be honest, your.
Speaker 4: Mind's a lot more exciting. Okay, here we go, Bradley.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Does the capture.
Speaker 4: Service Online need to be a lot more clearer with
Speaker 4: their goddamn instruction like the.
Speaker 3: Verifying not a robot thing?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, Okay, here's seven tiles and there's a
Speaker 4: bus inside. Click all the squares that show a bus,
Speaker 4: but then the top squares will have like one centimeter
Speaker 4: of bush.
Speaker 3: Although you got to click that. Well, but that's my question.
Speaker 4: Do you click that or they'll be like a crosswalk
Speaker 4: and you get all the crosswalk with them as like
Speaker 4: a little square of the white slither of the crosswalk
Speaker 4: in the top right, and I go, but that's more
Speaker 4: non crosswalk than it is.
Speaker 3: So does it thick crosswalk in the tile?
Speaker 7: But sometimes I click it and it's wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it goes not it give you another one.
Speaker 3: It's find the penguin. Yeah, those ones are easy, I find.
Speaker 3: The one I fucking hate is when they ask you
Speaker 3: to rotate the animal to be facing the same way
Speaker 3: as the car or something. I don't get that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I get it wrong every time, even though I'm like,
Speaker 3: I swear I'm doing what they've asked me to do.
Speaker 3: I'm rotating the thing. It's confusing.
Speaker 4: You know what I get. I get the puzzle piece
Speaker 4: and you got to drag the puzzle piece in.
Speaker 3: That's easy. That's so I get the one on TikTok.
Speaker 4: But I was reading that apparently AI the reason they
Speaker 4: do these things. You know, it's like click this to
Speaker 4: confirming not a robot. It's like, how does that actually.
Speaker 3: St feel like a robot could fucking figure it out. Yeah,
Speaker 3: well if it's not better than us, no, yeah, we'll
Speaker 3: robots do it super quick. Humans take time. Oh is
Speaker 3: that the problem?
Speaker 6: Interesting?
Speaker 3: Gotcha? I hate the letters where it's like type what
Speaker 3: you can see and I'm like, is that a seven?
Speaker 3: Is it an R? I don't know what's going And.
Speaker 7: Also like do I do lower case upper case? Or
Speaker 7: can I do it all in lower case? Like I
Speaker 7: can't get confused with me too?
Speaker 3: I hate it. They're really not that hard, but they
Speaker 3: are hard.
Speaker 6: They're annoying.
Speaker 4: They stress me out, and they just need to be clearer, like,
Speaker 4: you know, maybe they have some rules at the bottom,
Speaker 4: you know, like it includes every piece of.
Speaker 3: Well I'm telling you now, that's what you're meant to do.
Speaker 3: If there's a tiny bit of the bike tire in
Speaker 3: the tile, that's part of the bike.
Speaker 4: Yeah, click it. I always knew you were AI. You're
Speaker 4: too gorgeous to be human.
Speaker 3: I actually am AI. We artificial insemination? Oh my god,
Speaker 3: yeah you are. I'm AI premium star gay call me aikeams.
Speaker 3: I won't do nothing, is.
Speaker 6: It just me?
Speaker 9: You can follow the show online just search a couple
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Speaker 3: I like you to have time to hear from today's
Speaker 3: guest on the podcast, the one and only Jessica Row.
Speaker 3: We're big fans of her work. She's been on our
Speaker 3: TV screens for years and now on our TikTok. She's
Speaker 3: a bloody hoots.
Speaker 6: She's the best.
Speaker 3: We spoke to her the other day and I decided
Speaker 3: to organize a little surprise for my mother Jane, who
Speaker 3: is who is in town? Yeah, she was saying with me.
Speaker 3: She's a big fan of Jet's Row, so I brought
Speaker 3: her in to meet her. So cute. Wait till you
Speaker 3: hear the reaction. Yeah, yeah, Honestly, it was so over
Speaker 3: the top. I wasn't expecting. I didn't know that my
Speaker 3: mother was that melodramatic, but it was adorable. We loved
Speaker 3: having jess in the studio and you'll love it if.
Speaker 4: You don't know who Jesse is TV icon, been in
Speaker 4: the media in the country for a long time. A
Speaker 4: very funny, very enigmatic, eclectic.
Speaker 3: Woman, very much herself one of a kind. Loved it.
Speaker 4: Here we go, This is us with jess Row.
Speaker 6: Good evening. I'm Jessica Roade.
Speaker 9: What new Wris.
Speaker 4: It's an a Jessica Rode.
Speaker 3: They're everywhere at the moment.
Speaker 4: This is a moment that we've been waiting for, personally
Speaker 4: Mitchell for such a long moment.
Speaker 3: Bucket list.
Speaker 4: But as you know, the show is the show's terminal.
Speaker 4: We're now our dying months. So what we're trying to
Speaker 4: do is tick off some items from our bucket list.
Speaker 4: Many things live on that bucket list. But I was
Speaker 4: only talking last week about how I hate having guests
Speaker 4: on the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know where that came from. No, sure,
Speaker 3: our next guest is not one of those people that
Speaker 3: is my next point.
Speaker 4: No, this guest is the exception because they are so talented,
Speaker 4: they're one of the warmest people in the industry. We
Speaker 4: adore the Mitchell since before we even had a show.
Speaker 6: One of my favorites of all time.
Speaker 4: Hilarious fun, she's a mump TV presenter, she's one of
Speaker 4: the one of the hottest couples in Australia. She's a
Speaker 4: cat lover.
Speaker 3: It is just right.
Speaker 6: Well, I just feel so lucky being here. I instantly
Speaker 6: feel cooler I do. I feel like my if there's
Speaker 6: such a thing, my cool radar as.
Speaker 4: Like you're all on up or that's what they say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got aller points from being here. I mean,
Speaker 3: as far as outfits go, you take the cool cake. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 3: I feel so underdressed next to Jessica by justice, But
Speaker 3: where do you even buy a tool?
Speaker 6: Like? This is my confetti jacket and I had to
Speaker 6: bring the confetti the party for all of you. I
Speaker 6: love an outfit. I normally, as you know, like to
Speaker 6: incorporate a cat something in my outfit, but I haven't today.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Okay, now we need to address this, this romance. Because
Speaker 4: Mitch and I walk up and you know a couple
Speaker 4: of mitches, Mitch and Mitch.
Speaker 3: People go love for mitches.
Speaker 4: And we walk up, jess pushes us to the side,
Speaker 4: tackles Jennet to the ground.
Speaker 3: It goes it's you get these two clowns. It's Jenna.
Speaker 3: She thought we were the assistance. What is going on here?
Speaker 6: I'm so excited to see Jenna in this guys, because
Speaker 6: we bonded over pussy cats were crazy cat ladies. And
Speaker 6: when I was doing a fill in shift for Jonesy
Speaker 6: and Amanda filling Amanda's very big shoes, generally chatting and
Speaker 6: we were talking about cats, and I've got cat suits
Speaker 6: boxes of them at home. Merch.
Speaker 3: Course you do.
Speaker 7: Yeah, And as soon as I saw photos of them,
Speaker 7: I was like, I have to because I love pilates
Speaker 7: so and I love cats and I love jeh, so
Speaker 7: I'm going.
Speaker 3: To wear it to pilarates. Not seeing this cat suit?
Speaker 3: Is it pilartis appropriate.
Speaker 6: It's very Pilati's appropriate. It's a onesie. So it's all
Speaker 6: in one. And why it's great for pilarates or any
Speaker 6: kind of exercise really is it covers everything so nothing
Speaker 6: hangs out.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 6: And it's got the pictures of smiling cats all over it.
Speaker 3: I've just had a Google all but I was picturing.
Speaker 3: I was picturing some fairy shit, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: I was picturing fries too, like Marti Gras, you know,
Speaker 4: like a furby. Oh no, yeah, kind of oh but
Speaker 4: there It's like.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's right.
Speaker 3: It gets going.
Speaker 6: It's not this, No, it's not, but it does get
Speaker 6: me going where.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we are very excited to have you here because
Speaker 3: Mitch and I and Jenna, I suppose we are like
Speaker 3: TV as I remember, surely you guys remember too, like
Speaker 3: the golden days of Channel ten. It was Jess Throw
Speaker 3: and Ron Wilson on the news The Simpsons neighbors. Oh,
Speaker 3: you were just glued to Channel ten back in the day. Five, yes,
Speaker 3: first fiveingtalgic about it, but I reckon, now, you'd kind
Speaker 3: of be glad that you're not in a news reader job, right,
Speaker 3: because you're not able to shove a lot of personality
Speaker 3: and something like that. Not at all.
Speaker 6: And I loved at the time being like a news
Speaker 6: presenter in a vertical colum. I mean, you were bloody
Speaker 6: good at it's so good. Oh, thank you.
Speaker 3: But that was not the true jests that we know.
Speaker 6: But also the point is it wasn't It wasn't all
Speaker 6: of me. And I think when I began as a journalist,
Speaker 6: I was very you know, I thought I had to
Speaker 6: be serious and I had these ideas I was going
Speaker 6: to be an overseas correspondent, and I was very And
Speaker 6: was it a time when you had to just be
Speaker 6: one thing? Yeah, I'm going to be a serious journalist.
Speaker 6: I'm a news presenter, so therefore I have to always
Speaker 6: be serious. But my favorite story every night was the
Speaker 6: panda story. The light and obsessed with pandas, and that
Speaker 6: was forever my goal that we have to see we
Speaker 6: need a panda story, either.
Speaker 3: Literally a panda story specifically, or just the term they
Speaker 3: use for something light and fluffy, or it could.
Speaker 6: Be the cut up the tree, yeah story, but I
Speaker 6: know it was legitimately we need a panda story. So
Speaker 6: every night that was one of the producer's jobs, and
Speaker 6: we come up with all the different you know, pandemonium
Speaker 6: and all of those cliches. But that was my highlight
Speaker 6: because I could show a bit of my personality.
Speaker 4: How did I go? And this is you know, good
Speaker 4: for the young listeners who are in their one line
Speaker 4: of work and they're in their early twenties and they
Speaker 4: but I kind of want to do this. Is that
Speaker 4: your advice to start having little moments where you're doing
Speaker 4: exactly what it is you want to do, and then
Speaker 4: does that lead to more of that.
Speaker 6: I'm always hesitant to sort of give advice because it's
Speaker 6: different for everyone, and I think the key for all
Speaker 6: of us stuff. Having said I won't give advice, I'll
Speaker 6: give some advice. If I am a mama, all is
Speaker 6: back yourself and have a crack go for it. What
Speaker 6: is the worst thing that can happen? I've had plenty
Speaker 6: of very public failures, but I don't regret them because
Speaker 6: I gave it a go. So I think, don't be afraid.
Speaker 6: Don't be afraid of tapping into what is it your
Speaker 6: heart is telling you, or ignore the logical part because
Speaker 6: sometimes we can logic things away. Oh no, no no,
Speaker 6: but just go for it. And it's when I've had
Speaker 6: those leaps of faith that I've learnt the most, and
Speaker 6: it's been the best thing of Also, I think if
Speaker 6: for people listening, don't be afraid and just go for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Literally, my therapist is always encouraging me. Don't forget
Speaker 3: to be playful. Just because you're an adult now, it
Speaker 3: doesn't mean you can't be playful.
Speaker 6: You have fun, and that is the point. Though, I
Speaker 6: think the older I get, because I'm now fifty four,
Speaker 6: my botox though that helps me. But the older I get,
Speaker 6: the more playful I am.
Speaker 3: We've noticed direcon had all started on Studio ten, where
Speaker 3: you were allowed to have a bit more fun. It
Speaker 3: wasn't serious journalism. You got to show the true quirky Jess.
Speaker 6: I think that was definitely the more public side of
Speaker 6: people seeing the more playful me, whereas there'd always been
Speaker 6: that part of me that my friends knew that would
Speaker 6: be love a costume and dress up and miss silly
Speaker 6: like I remember many years ago a friend of mine
Speaker 6: for her Hens night. She was like, I don't want
Speaker 6: a Hens night. We're not doing it. I said, no,
Speaker 6: you have to.
Speaker 3: You got to do it.
Speaker 6: And she was like, no strippers, none of that. I said,
Speaker 6: I promise you there'll be none of that, no silliness.
Speaker 6: But her name was Georgie, and it was like, we
Speaker 6: have to come as something, dressed as g That was
Speaker 6: my idea. So I went as a gorilla costume and
Speaker 6: she and her now husband, they he picked us up
Speaker 6: to drop us to the restaurant where we were all going,
Speaker 6: and she just saw this gorilla and she started going no, no,
Speaker 6: because she thought it was like a gorilla gram or something.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize it was me.
Speaker 6: She looked down and she saw my Leopard princetilettos, and
Speaker 6: then that's Jess. That is so. I think there's always
Speaker 6: been that playful part of me. But what, yes, what
Speaker 6: I loved about doing Studio teen was that I could
Speaker 6: be truly myself and so I could be silly and
Speaker 6: like dresses a fart. I mean I dressed as a farmer.
Speaker 3: What was the reason there was some dress.
Speaker 6: Was that it was Halloween, and you know, and craft
Speaker 6: always love craft since I was a little girl, I
Speaker 6: liked to fashion a costume or a hat or something.
Speaker 6: And I crafted this amazing sort of headdress on a
Speaker 6: headband and I had brown chewl and yellow cheol and
Speaker 6: green chewel and peedie. My husband he's lying next to
Speaker 6: me in bed and he's saying, what are you doing?
Speaker 6: And he calls me pussy cat, pussy cat, what are
Speaker 6: you doing? And I said, I'm making a fart cosstume.
Speaker 3: I bet he wasn't even that shock.
Speaker 6: Well know he wasn't, because he basically said, you get
Speaker 6: more eccentric the older I know. So he rolled over
Speaker 6: went back to sleep. So I'm stitching away and so
Speaker 6: the next morning, and I didn't. I wanted to surprise everyone,
Speaker 6: so I scurried out at the end. And I remember
Speaker 6: I sat next to Itebtros and she just looked at
Speaker 6: me and she was like, who are you?
Speaker 3: What are you? And I said, what are you come
Speaker 3: dress there?
Speaker 6: I'm a fat And she looked at me and she
Speaker 6: was like why and I said why not? And to
Speaker 6: me though, I think that's a really great philosophy for life.
Speaker 6: When come at you for certain things, will say why
Speaker 6: would you do that? And I just thought, well, why not?
Speaker 6: Where am I ever going to get the chance to
Speaker 6: dress as a fart on national television.
Speaker 3: And have a love And now you can say you've
Speaker 3: done that, because how many other people you can?
Speaker 9: Exactly?
Speaker 4: I need a photo of the fart? That's photo online?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Just does it? Does it upset you.
Speaker 4: To see where TV is TV ratings and traditional TV
Speaker 4: and that's where you come from? But then looking at me,
Speaker 4: Studio ten no longer with.
Speaker 3: Us R I P we sorry to interrupted.
Speaker 10: That's the fart, there's the Greek, the greens.
Speaker 3: As you were saying, how do you feel with our
Speaker 3: day of TV? I mean it's sad.
Speaker 6: It makes me sad. And why it makes me sad
Speaker 6: is that there's so many fabulous, creative people who work
Speaker 6: in television, and because it is changing so much, it's
Speaker 6: sort of will where can we all go? But I
Speaker 6: suppose what makes me sad is the lack of imagination.
Speaker 6: When it comes to free to air television, it's let's
Speaker 6: recycle same old formulas because people don't want to take
Speaker 6: a risk and it's expensive. So that's the part that
Speaker 6: makes me sad.
Speaker 3: Oh I feel that.
Speaker 4: I mean, but then you've got influences and you've got
Speaker 4: social media, like you you have skyro what are your
Speaker 4: social numbers?
Speaker 3: I mean they'd be through the roof, become a bit
Speaker 3: of a TikTok start, haven't we You're.
Speaker 7: So good on TikTok Hello, I've got to get back
Speaker 7: onto the tiktokings.
Speaker 4: So I stopped.
Speaker 6: Well, no, I haven't stopped, but it takes time. So
Speaker 6: I've got people will look at my phone and they go,
Speaker 6: how come You've got like a thousand unready males and
Speaker 6: pictures and all this stuff. So I've filmed all these things,
Speaker 6: but I need to sit down and my daughter's tease mix.
Speaker 6: I need glasses and I'm there like breathing heavily through
Speaker 6: my nose as I'm like scrolling and then cutting little
Speaker 6: clips on my phone to put onto things. And then
Speaker 6: I'll say what's the music? And they're like, mum, if
Speaker 6: you even have to ask that question, don't put music
Speaker 6: on this. And I'll say, well, what's the trend? Because
Speaker 6: if you're asking for the trend, it's gone. It's past
Speaker 6: has happened, it's gone. But I enjoy what I like
Speaker 6: about TikTok is it's another form of storytelling, and I'm
Speaker 6: very much sort of what you will do around the microphone.
Speaker 6: You're sharing stories and that's really how we connect with people.
Speaker 6: So even though you asked, Mitch, you know, how do
Speaker 6: you feel to feel sad about what's happening with Telly
Speaker 6: is Yes, there's a part of me that is, but
Speaker 6: there's still all these really exciting ways of storytelling which
Speaker 6: is far more accessible to hold lot more people. And
Speaker 6: that that's great. My though for you, page to your feed,
Speaker 6: whatever you call it, there's a lot of blackhead extraction
Speaker 6: satisfying you just.
Speaker 3: Do you and Pete?
Speaker 6: Do you?
Speaker 4: Because some couples love to pop each other's pimples, Like
Speaker 4: my partner will love to pop my pimples, and I
Speaker 4: think it's a bit gross. Yeah, I've got some friends
Speaker 4: who are like, I don't want to touch my partners people.
Speaker 4: Would you ever give you know, Pete had a black head?
Speaker 4: Would you get it for him?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 6: No, not now, not now watching. And also there's you see,
Speaker 6: we're older, so we don't really get the blackheads we
Speaker 6: had the larger pause, as my daughters like to remind
Speaker 6: me when I left here to talk to you, or
Speaker 6: they're like, Mom, you need some powder. Really, yes, but
Speaker 6: I didn't put powder on because I think it accentuates pause.
Speaker 6: We can't get older. Well, thank you. I'll say that
Speaker 6: to my girls. Are like, Mum, you're paws. But yeah,
Speaker 6: with Pete and I, we don't really have the blackheads
Speaker 6: so much anymore.
Speaker 3: So that's great blackheads.
Speaker 6: Hello, look at.
Speaker 3: All of your full skin or death.
Speaker 6: It was so smooth. Sure, and you're like, it's so.
Speaker 3: It's not what I gotta say. I look at people
Speaker 3: like you with short hair, and I go, fuck, your
Speaker 3: life must be easier the mine. Every day it crosses
Speaker 3: my mind, should I just bloody chop it off?
Speaker 6: Do you have to blow it right every day?
Speaker 3: Not every day, but sometimes it's just a lot of work.
Speaker 3: It's too high maintenance.
Speaker 6: Sometimes, especially washing it.
Speaker 3: I can't yours is down to your ass crack. You
Speaker 3: need to find a middle ground.
Speaker 6: It is lovely, but I would never have the you
Speaker 6: see the patience for long hair. I've had short hair,
Speaker 6: oh since I was I reckon eighteen nineteen, same hairdresser
Speaker 6: for over thirty years let anyone else touch my hair.
Speaker 6: And I've followed him to all the different salons he's
Speaker 6: gone too, and we have this ongoing joke where every
Speaker 6: time I sit in his chair, I say, can we
Speaker 6: have the hair talk? He's like, okay, but what is
Speaker 6: there to talk about? You just want the same Yeah.
Speaker 6: And also what I like to do now is, although
Speaker 6: it's a bit boring at the moment, is to mix
Speaker 6: it up with the color.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you had pink care for a little.
Speaker 6: Bit, and pink. I've done pink. I've done coral, coral, coral,
Speaker 6: or a pale rock melon I did. But Petie, my
Speaker 6: husband was like, oh, pussy cat, I have to take
Speaker 6: you to the retirement village.
Speaker 3: Hey, oh I hate Did you like it?
Speaker 6: No, because he was literally like, oh, this is a
Speaker 6: like a blue rinse.
Speaker 3: This is something old ladies do, right, because that's the
Speaker 3: only color that attaches to gray hair. Is that real? Yes?
Speaker 4: Blue and purple, yeah, which.
Speaker 3: Is why they do it. Yes, I didn't know that
Speaker 3: it had a big color. Yeah, it looks great.
Speaker 6: Oh, thank you. But I do need to mix it
Speaker 6: up again with a bit of color. But so whenever
Speaker 6: I go to the hairdresser, Petty. He looks at me like,
Speaker 6: what color are you doing? I say to him, all right, Pete,
Speaker 6: I'm going boring labrador color for you, crazy color next time.
Speaker 3: I do love hearing all the stories about Petie being
Speaker 3: so patient with you it's been or the crap housewife stuff,
Speaker 3: because not only I've made it no secret that you
Speaker 3: are a crab housewife, but you completely embrace it. It's
Speaker 3: actually genius, Like it's my brain now. I can't be
Speaker 3: expected to be good at this, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6: And what I had not expected was that by embracing
Speaker 6: being a crap housewife, by embracing my imperfection, that it
Speaker 6: would resonate with so many other people and for me
Speaker 6: because I had terrible postnatal depression after the birth of
Speaker 6: both of my girls, and it was particularly bad after
Speaker 6: I had Allegra, who's now seventeen, and so much of
Speaker 6: that was tied up with thinking I had to be perfect,
Speaker 6: that I had to be the perfect mom, I had
Speaker 6: to keep the house looking perfect, I had to know
Speaker 6: what to do, and for me being able to with
Speaker 6: a lot of help with a psychiatrist, with my medication,
Speaker 6: able to learn to go. You know what, you don't
Speaker 6: have to be perfect, embrace your imperfection, and then having
Speaker 6: a life half at myself, So calling myself a crap housewife,
Speaker 6: posting to socials with the hashtag crap housewife. It then
Speaker 6: resonated with a whole lot of other people, because often
Speaker 6: when we're going through really hard times, you feel like
Speaker 6: it is only you, and all it takes is often
Speaker 6: to hear someone else also struggling, to go, oh, I'm
Speaker 6: not alone in the it.
Speaker 4: Is isn't it The weight that you feel your shoulders incredible?
Speaker 6: And that was what happened with me, So with crap Housewife.
Speaker 6: I remember it began with social media through a conversation,
Speaker 6: As often things great things can come from conversation. And
Speaker 6: I was talking with a friend and our kids were
Speaker 6: sim were of a similar age, and we were both
Speaker 6: really struggling. We were bored, like it's really boring with
Speaker 6: little kids.
Speaker 3: I can only imagine it, like keeping them alive and changing,
Speaker 3: and then when.
Speaker 6: They're toddlers, it's like I want to go to the
Speaker 6: park and sits in the sand pit. This is really boring.
Speaker 6: And so this particular friend was similar light minded to me,
Speaker 6: and I was like, have you seen these perfect meals
Speaker 6: and perfect lives that people are posting and she's like,
Speaker 6: oh my god, yes, and I said, but that's not me.
Speaker 6: And there was a part of me that was thinking, oh, no,
Speaker 6: I'm not good enough. And then there was another part
Speaker 6: of me that got angry and thought, no, this is crap.
Speaker 6: I'm going to start posting to socials with the hashtag
Speaker 6: crap housewife. What I in fact cook for my family
Speaker 6: each night, if it's a bit burned, lots of burnt
Speaker 6: brown food, mince in all sorts of different guys, is
Speaker 6: because you can never stuff up with mints mince. And
Speaker 6: then also to my messy house and my laundry baskets
Speaker 6: that would forever be an explosion of clothes that would
Speaker 6: just be at the bottom of the stairs.
Speaker 3: It's interesting that someone who's a self proclaimed crap house
Speaker 3: wife has now become the ambassador for Vanish laundry powder.
Speaker 3: I know, do they realize that they've backed someone who
Speaker 3: doesn't even like washing?
Speaker 6: They follow you, they are And this is what is
Speaker 6: so spectacular is that being able to team up with Vanish.
Speaker 6: Their packaging is all this wonderful bright pink and they
Speaker 6: have this terrific new Vanish Gold pro which you can
Speaker 6: put in the wash thirty minutes, twenty degrees Celsius.
Speaker 3: That's the one I've got. It's good. Shit, it is good.
Speaker 6: Is it it any tough stain?
Speaker 3: Yes? You put back and white.
Speaker 6: Well you got to separate it, of course, yes, yes,
Speaker 6: well it's not really mindy. Sorry here am I saying you?
Speaker 6: Dare I laundry shame you. The only reason, Mitch, that
Speaker 6: I actually know that is because Pd, my husband, he
Speaker 6: is a whiz in the laundry, so it's actually it's
Speaker 6: his job. So he's pretty excited by all the Vanish
Speaker 6: gold pro pink buckets everywhere because he is just on
Speaker 6: fire with the laundry. And what is also wonderful is
Speaker 6: he is pass that trait onto our eldest daughter, a Legra.
Speaker 6: She loves doing the laundry.
Speaker 3: You are living the dream. You've lopped out big time
Speaker 3: having people to do it for you. Exactly.
Speaker 6: They both have it covered. Giselle, who's fifteen. Even though
Speaker 6: she's very organized, she's messier like me. She's someone who
Speaker 6: sort of just drops things. Yeah. When you sort of drop.
Speaker 4: As you, Gondys off. My undies go down and they
Speaker 4: stay down to wherever they are. Yeah, my pajamas every morning.
Speaker 4: I go to bed every night, the hell are my pajamas?
Speaker 4: And they're always in the shower Because I get up
Speaker 4: in the morning, I just drop my pajamas and I
Speaker 4: get straight at the shower and they stay on the floor.
Speaker 6: It's bad, Jess, It's no, it is not.
Speaker 3: It's real.
Speaker 6: It's you. And I think for all of us, what's
Speaker 6: so important to recognize is embrace her. You are. Don't
Speaker 6: feel like you've got to fit into someone else's idea
Speaker 6: of what having a good life is a about, or
Speaker 6: being in a good relationship or whatever it might be.
Speaker 5: Just do you?
Speaker 1: Is it? Just?
Speaker 7: When?
Speaker 9: Podcast by a couple of midges.
Speaker 3: Suggests what was it like for you when you were
Speaker 3: in your twenties like we are, and you first moved
Speaker 3: out of home because you say that you're messy, you
Speaker 3: hate chores, and so when you first moved out and
Speaker 3: you were offending for yourself, how did that go? I'm
Speaker 3: looking at you wincing right now.
Speaker 6: Well, I was a shocker. I mean I was of
Speaker 6: the generation where the minute we could leave home, we
Speaker 6: left home. And so I left home at eighteen, and
Speaker 6: then I moved away to go to UNI and I
Speaker 6: was lived on campus for my first year, which was
Speaker 6: great because we had to eat campus food. It was
Speaker 6: pretty bad food, but I didn't.
Speaker 3: Have to cook. Perfect.
Speaker 6: Yeah, perfect. And then then I moved into a share household,
Speaker 6: which was just the pits, like it was so grossy,
Speaker 6: even for me, Like there was mold on the tiles,
Speaker 6: like it.
Speaker 4: Was that's that's around passage, and it is, of.
Speaker 3: Course it is.
Speaker 4: House days.
Speaker 6: And I was lucky enough that I had some beautiful,
Speaker 6: generous friends who were far more responsible than me, who
Speaker 6: would actually use their money to buy food, whereas I'd
Speaker 6: use my money to buy shoes, and I'd sort of go, oh,
Speaker 6: my god, because I had off study at the time,
Speaker 6: which was sort of the allowance that you get very
Speaker 6: meager amount from the government but was still great. But
Speaker 6: I'd blow it on a pair of shoes and then
Speaker 6: I'd go.
Speaker 4: I do the same, Oh my goodness, what have.
Speaker 6: Made wheat for the next weekend? So but my lovely
Speaker 6: friends they feed me. So I sort of I learnt
Speaker 6: via osmosis, but there is still that tendency in me
Speaker 6: not to be irresponsible but to splash out and and
Speaker 6: thank goodness for Petie because he makes sure.
Speaker 3: The carriage is paid, insurance, insurre, it's.
Speaker 6: But all of those practical things and is your license
Speaker 6: up to date, like all of those sort of adult
Speaker 6: thing Yang. Yeah, he does all that, whereas I I
Speaker 6: do like the show and he's like, no, this is
Speaker 6: not funny. We don't need the after dinner show. Like
Speaker 6: there's no you might think.
Speaker 4: We do instagram live the after dinner show, Jess. We
Speaker 4: all want to see that and your jokes.
Speaker 6: My mom joke.
Speaker 3: I actually bought my mother that joke book for Mother's Day.
Speaker 4: She actually got a huge Jane Coombs, Mitch's mother is
Speaker 4: one of the biggest Jess Roader.
Speaker 3: Even I know it that she adores you. I don't
Speaker 3: want to put you on the spot. But she's daying
Speaker 3: with me at the moment outside. Can I bring it
Speaker 3: that will make her day? She's daying with me at
Speaker 3: the moment. Yeah, okay, I'll go get Jane. Jane.
Speaker 4: She's she's from Bogan Gate.
Speaker 6: Which I've driven. I've been there at boken Gate.
Speaker 3: Put a pin in Bogan Gate. Oh my god, coming
Speaker 3: in here we go, missus, Jane. I'm so excitious. Get
Speaker 3: in here to give you a heart.
Speaker 4: Oh she stuck I don't believe that woman I wake
Speaker 4: up to every morning.
Speaker 3: I wake up to every morning.
Speaker 10: Jay.
Speaker 6: Oh, that's so special.
Speaker 8: You're honesty and you're just.
Speaker 3: Don't go on the microphone. You can have a chat.
Speaker 3: I want to actually ask you, Jess, because mum lives
Speaker 3: in bogen Gate. That's where I grew up. And Mum
Speaker 3: got the shock of her life when she saw you
Speaker 3: post on Instagram you in boger Gate and.
Speaker 8: I told you ton't. I said, oh my god, she's
Speaker 8: near the sign and I didn't know. I would have
Speaker 8: been in there. She was going to condo c w.
Speaker 6: A was there and I had the best time there.
Speaker 6: But I wish i'd known you then, Jane, because I
Speaker 6: would have to stop off.
Speaker 8: You would have come to the bogen Gate party or
Speaker 8: out to the farm.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, Jess, you need to check your car for
Speaker 4: an air tag.
Speaker 3: I think James in there.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is great.
Speaker 6: To go back to the microphone, but I just want
Speaker 6: to keep giving you. That means so much. You must
Speaker 6: be so proud of your son.
Speaker 8: Oh, I am so proud of Yeah. But I'm like
Speaker 8: the boy from bogen Gate and these guys like they're
Speaker 8: just amazing every day.
Speaker 6: But what a beautiful mum you are. Tell me then,
Speaker 6: what's because my daughters they're fifteen and seventeen now, and.
Speaker 3: I was a bit of a nightmare at that age't I.
Speaker 8: Yes, Mitchell's always been my special one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, you can just take.
Speaker 8: No, no, not at all.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I just love seeing your daughters doing so well. They
Speaker 8: were doing a modeling, just looking so stunning.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know why. Sort of makes me really happy.
Speaker 3: And she loved the joke book I got.
Speaker 8: Her and the clothes. I'm a complete boganbulous.
Speaker 6: Country road which is so cool country road.
Speaker 8: I'm usually in my grooddy farm clothes and you and
Speaker 8: your beautiful, bright, colorful clothes.
Speaker 4: But you don't have to compare, Jane. You completely different people,
Speaker 4: you know, and look you can still connect over being.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's I think you know what it's about too.
Speaker 6: I believe Jane and I was chatting earlier, like I
Speaker 6: love getting older, and I find the older I get.
Speaker 6: I care less about all the naysayers out there, definitely,
Speaker 6: And I'm more and more keen to tap into joy.
Speaker 6: What is it that brings me joy? It makes your heart?
Speaker 8: Yeah, and it's so true, like you just don't care
Speaker 8: as much as you used to about what people think
Speaker 8: about you, what they say about you. And to me,
Speaker 8: that's the only good thing about getting older. Nana like
Speaker 8: that is Yeah, both niches will tell you that, yeah,
Speaker 8: Nana's love being Now.
Speaker 4: I just had a niece, Mitch just had a Niece's ages.
Speaker 6: And is it different because I'll often hear people say
Speaker 6: that being a grandmother is different to being a mum,
Speaker 6: that the sort of love you feel is different or
Speaker 6: is it the same for you?
Speaker 8: I guess it's a different sort of joy. Maybe it's
Speaker 8: a more relaxing mom because with the grandchildren it's just, oh,
Speaker 8: you are so cute. What they've got a problem deal
Speaker 8: with that? Parents?
Speaker 3: They're just cute. Yeah.
Speaker 6: That is the thing is that I and I hadn't
Speaker 6: realized this until I became a mum, was that you
Speaker 6: never stopped being a mum in the sense of you're
Speaker 6: never there yet, your kids are never there yet. And
Speaker 6: each step that my girls go through, I'm along with
Speaker 6: them and I want to if I can fix something.
Speaker 6: I'm a terrible helicopter parent. I still I try not
Speaker 6: to be.
Speaker 3: But I do.
Speaker 6: It means like I hover around around too much. I'm
Speaker 6: like there and like I shouted people on escalators.
Speaker 3: Once.
Speaker 6: No, because there was one time like when people and
Speaker 6: I'm sure Jane you could relate to this, when people
Speaker 6: are unkind to your kids.
Speaker 3: That is like.
Speaker 5: Look out exactly, and and and there was this piller
Speaker 5: time when I was on the escalators with my daughters
Speaker 5: were going up the escalators and then there was some
Speaker 5: kids at the bottom of the escalators, similar age, but
Speaker 5: I could see that they were talking about the girls
Speaker 5: and giving them not very nice looks.
Speaker 6: So we went up and then I I went, I
Speaker 6: hope everyone's being kind and my girls are going, oh mom,
Speaker 6: what are you doing? But I'm like, who, Like, I'm
Speaker 6: not going to have that's so obviously people being mean.
Speaker 3: Yes in that way.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you definitely have this s that mama bear protective thing. Definitely.
Speaker 3: I'm going to let you keep chatting motherhood off the
Speaker 3: cloud the show.
Speaker 4: No, it's all right, the show's ending, and at this
Speaker 4: rate we won't have any time for any other episodes.
Speaker 8: Yeah, one thing that I like, all my children here,
Speaker 8: and then I'll let you to get on to other
Speaker 8: things that they will always be the first people we
Speaker 8: think about when we wake up.
Speaker 3: Where has this come from?
Speaker 8: But the last people we think about when we go
Speaker 8: to sleep forever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that or no, I'm sort of on the
Speaker 4: periphery of that.
Speaker 3: She thinks of you around lunchtime.
Speaker 6: But Jane beautifully said, and you're so right.
Speaker 8: Yeah, when they grow up and leave home and you'll
Speaker 8: have that sad, hard part to do with.
Speaker 6: Well, it's that silver thread, isn't it That forever connects
Speaker 6: you to your kids and that can never be broken.
Speaker 8: That's right. Yeah, yet though I'm in bogen Gate and
Speaker 8: there miles away. Sorry to keep bringing that.
Speaker 4: Let's finish this episode then you can.
Speaker 3: I'll get a gorgeous photo of you two once where yeah, oh.
Speaker 6: Right back at you, Jane, your mum is heaven. And
Speaker 6: for me, though, my heart is full after meeting your mom,
Speaker 6: because life is all about connection and if we can
Speaker 6: connect with one another, it makes such a difference. That
Speaker 6: to me is the stuff of life. So that's made
Speaker 6: my day, my week.
Speaker 4: Everything with Telly health or something that was very therapy
Speaker 4: towards me.
Speaker 3: I expecting that lase she goes, oh, I'll talk to Jess.
Speaker 3: I might come see the studio. Oh, Jess will be
Speaker 3: very interesting. Okay, and then can we do one more
Speaker 3: thing with you before you go, oh, yes, this feels bloody.
Speaker 3: It's stupid to do this now because we just got
Speaker 3: real deeper. It's not that deep, but.
Speaker 6: I love that though. I like to have the big,
Speaker 6: deeper meaningfuls. But then we've got to have a laugh.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 3: So what we're doing now is it's silly and stupid. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because you are the Vanish ambassador and also a crap housewife,
Speaker 3: we just want to see. Okay, how well do you
Speaker 3: really know washing machines and the whole laundry process? Are
Speaker 3: you an expert? You know that there's two kinds, the
Speaker 3: top loaders and the front loaders.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, I do.
Speaker 3: Okay, great, So we're going to play some audio of
Speaker 3: washing machines and you have to guess top or bottom.
Speaker 3: So this everyone is top or bottom with Jessica. Right.
Speaker 3: Are you ready? I'm ready? Okay, okay, a.
Speaker 4: Game about laundry.
Speaker 3: This is laundry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, top or bottom, Jessica.
Speaker 3: Row, top or bottom? That's top correct?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: I was thinking bottom. Just the witness of Mitchell.
Speaker 6: No, I'm just because the top machine it's noisier.
Speaker 3: There's a drum yes, what about this one top of bottom?
Speaker 6: That's bottom?
Speaker 3: I reckon, correct, Jessica row An, experts are going.
Speaker 4: To go through Vanish chosen the right ambassador.
Speaker 3: Absolutely. What about the next one? I reckon that's tophot like.
Speaker 6: The water going in from the top.
Speaker 4: You know what that is though, I think that's a
Speaker 4: power bottom. I think because it sounds like it's got
Speaker 4: a bit more you know, guts, more drumming. I was
Speaker 4: picturing the drum too, jess What.
Speaker 3: About this one? Oh, top or bottom? Jessica, that's top.
Speaker 3: Benash's right, she's done.
Speaker 4: That sounds like my childhood top does when I was
Speaker 4: a kisser and.
Speaker 6: When you put too many towels or something in there
Speaker 6: and it would like they get all stuck and you'd
Speaker 6: have to y.
Speaker 3: I mean, so far you're doing pretty bloody well. We've
Speaker 3: got one more. Okay, top or bottom?
Speaker 9: I'm gonna say bottom.
Speaker 3: Nah, that's a top. Hey, three out of five. That's
Speaker 3: a pass.
Speaker 4: That's a part of you can talk about.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much, Thank you to Vanish Goldpro.
Speaker 3: Yes, get it in there. Just one more thing before
Speaker 3: you go.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 3: Of course I know that you don't like smart a lot,
Speaker 3: but we ask every guest the same question. They add
Speaker 3: to our list. It's just a little thing in life.
Speaker 3: You appreciate something that brings you joy. Because our younger listeners,
Speaker 3: we don't want them going down that path of debauchery.
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with partying and boys. So it's like a
Speaker 3: good crunch of an apple stepping on a crunchy autumn leaf,
Speaker 3: something like that. Angela Bishop said, her waterbed. That's a skate,
Speaker 3: lane Brook said, eating streaky bacon in bed. The reason
Speaker 3: that I'm reluctant to bring it up is because it's cool.
Speaker 3: The list of things better than drugs and dick anyway, come.
Speaker 6: On, just bar oh I love a jaquito bar. I
Speaker 6: read my kindle at night in bed.
Speaker 3: Oh, jaquito bar. I don't know if I know what
Speaker 3: black an orange?
Speaker 4: It's black with orange fontra yes, well do you go
Speaker 4: font like?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 6: But that's like so young person? Is that? Yeah? Like
Speaker 6: they all the font I get all excited over the
Speaker 6: new font Like Instagram. I'm like, oh, look at that one.
Speaker 6: Look at that.
Speaker 4: That confuses the hell out of me.
Speaker 3: Instagram when you sound old now, I'm like, no, why
Speaker 3: do they keep changing things?
Speaker 4: Do you want to put the photo behind the photo
Speaker 4: in front.
Speaker 7: I'm like, this is Instagram works a lot about who
Speaker 7: you are?
Speaker 3: You you.
Speaker 4: I think Jess Row is like Windings, you know, like you, Yeah,
Speaker 4: like Mitchell. You're not Calibri or Ariel. I'm talking fonts here.
Speaker 3: All the graphic is comic sans, yes, very comic sands.
Speaker 4: Jenna, you are a gorgeous I think like an area,
Speaker 4: like a like a like a classic, your timeless class,
Speaker 4: you know. And then I think Jess is Windings. Windings
Speaker 4: is that font which is just eccentric and eclectic.
Speaker 6: So I can't see. I haven't got my glasses that
Speaker 6: I'm doing that squinting old person.
Speaker 3: What is this incredible? Thank you so much?
Speaker 6: I want to keep talking.
Speaker 3: I mean, Jane's waiting outside. You'll be talking a don't you.
Speaker 4: Going anytime soon? Jess ro also the Gestro big chat
Speaker 4: show you can get just obviously podcast Yeah, wherever you
Speaker 4: get your podcasts?
Speaker 3: Is that the big talk show? Not big Oh sorry,
Speaker 3: big talk show?
Speaker 6: Here's me. I'm just nodding at you, yeah, big radio.
Speaker 6: I just speak big the gest Row, Big talk.
Speaker 3: Show, said, big chat show.
Speaker 6: Sorry, Jess, you put in big And then come up.
Speaker 3: That's after minutes.
Speaker 4: Bus See that's.
Speaker 3: I'm glad we finally did that. Mitchell.
Speaker 6: That thanks so much, Thank you, thank you all.
Speaker 3: I love this and we will catch you back on Monday. Idiots,
Speaker 3: thank you for listening.
Speaker 4: Thanks guys. See sou bye.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 9: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 3: Welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end.
Speaker 3: We are just have a quick debrief. At the end,
Speaker 3: we do we pretend to show it's done. Wow. How
Speaker 3: dramatic was my mother? You know what?
Speaker 6: I loved it.
Speaker 4: Well, I haven't spent that much time physically with your mother,
Speaker 4: but I didn't realize she was that truck and dramatic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she loved it. I think she got swept up
Speaker 3: in it because she's like a country girl. These things
Speaker 3: don't happen. She just get to meet her favorite why
Speaker 3: Jess row Like, why does you mum like Jest? I
Speaker 3: thought she made that quite clear. She poured her heart
Speaker 3: out in front of Jests. It was very cute.
Speaker 6: I loved it. I really did.
Speaker 4: Just took it so well, Oh my god, is it
Speaker 4: just me? Sticker went through the water and now you
Speaker 4: gave me and is it just me sticker?
Speaker 3: Oh, because I've got one on my laptop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna put it on my mac book
Speaker 4: as well too. Went through the wash. I sucked it up.
Speaker 3: We did have spat. Can I have one? I actually
Speaker 3: really want one. I'm going to go through the wash
Speaker 3: because I put it in the top pocket of mine.
Speaker 3: I hate it when people don't check their pockets. The
Speaker 3: amount of Sewan's business cards that are not only author
Speaker 3: of our clothes, but all over the fucking carpet, because
Speaker 3: when we take shit out of the Washington machine, that
Speaker 3: bloody drops out everywhere, the bits of fluff. It does
Speaker 3: my head. It's check your pockets. Everyone, check your pockets.
Speaker 3: If you're like Peter Overton and me, where you're the
Speaker 3: ones sucked in the bloody washing. It's in every eighteen
Speaker 3: year when people don't check their pockets. My mum used
Speaker 3: to check my dad's pockets and like Jack Blazer bits
Speaker 3: just pocket for you. That's the responsibility. But what if
Speaker 3: there's money in there? He carries cash these day, It's true.
Speaker 4: True, Sean wouldn't would he know his own business cards
Speaker 4: to give out?
Speaker 3: I know and I'm like, why do you need I
Speaker 3: get that you might want a business card in there
Speaker 3: if you're networking, but does it have to be twelve
Speaker 3: of them? There's just always fucking his card and they're
Speaker 3: so politely sat at the front of the washing machine
Speaker 3: like I don't know how they figured it out, but
Speaker 3: the machines like throw the paper at the front. But
Speaker 3: by that point it's too and it's just integrated business
Speaker 3: cards defunct. Not in his industry. I don't think in
Speaker 3: politics they'd be going to bloody luncheons and light sappers
Speaker 3: and fucking morning teas and they'd be like networking.
Speaker 7: You know, politicians came in here to be on the
Speaker 7: morning show that I work on.
Speaker 6: It's called Jonesy and Amanda. There you go the Dollar.
Speaker 3: Anyway, he came in and become brazen.
Speaker 6: I had to take a photo of him with the
Speaker 6: guest with the Jones and Amanda hang on, there we go.
Speaker 3: Again, yep.
Speaker 7: And he gave me his business card to send the
Speaker 7: photos to with all his details, and it was it
Speaker 7: just felt weird.
Speaker 3: Mitch is right though, for politicians, now you have to
Speaker 3: that story worth two of your dollars, your heart dollars
Speaker 3: I actually disagree.
Speaker 4: I could have gone with that, and I pay you
Speaker 4: two dollars to not hear it. Okay, can you No,
Speaker 4: I'm not giving you any of my money.
Speaker 3: Mitch. You've got to imagine if I charged but then
Speaker 3: edited it out.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, pons scheme add that to the bucket list.
Speaker 4: We need to start deducting the cash from what the
Speaker 4: swear jar?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Where are we up to? Let me have a
Speaker 3: quick one. Yeah, well, I've got to add two for
Speaker 3: Jenna now, yeah, I mentioned she shall not be named
Speaker 3: the missing child.
Speaker 4: Maddie McCann. Oh, I don't care were ending. I'll transfer
Speaker 4: in one bolt go.
Speaker 3: But it's still cost yer. I'm good for it. Jennet's
Speaker 3: only on or she's on one for the child and
Speaker 3: now three for Jones ginn Amanda, which we're allowed to say. Mitch,
Speaker 3: you're nearly on fifteen for the missing child.
Speaker 4: Fucking how much?
Speaker 3: How much is it? Fourteen? Thirteen thirteen bucks?
Speaker 8: Fuck?
Speaker 6: You have to run the.
Speaker 3: Day at a dollar, Mitchell, at a dollar for what
Speaker 3: I just did?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 4: Oh, Madie Mccamtadie mcnt get it to fifteen?
Speaker 3: Okay, there you go. Pay some cash at the end
Speaker 3: of the show. Remember we tricked poor intern Georgia into
Speaker 3: saying it. Oh, Intern Georgia, I wonder she heard the
Speaker 3: new shed. I've just done a quick tally twenty three
Speaker 3: dollars in the jar in title. Okay, that's barely a
Speaker 3: coffee r on these days. No, we donate it to
Speaker 3: some sort of group, an organization. I'm not said, who.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I saw on Facebook the other day.
Speaker 3: I follow my old high school on fucking Baba Red
Speaker 3: Ben and because there's so many bloody students there. You Now,
Speaker 3: normally schools have four houses, yeah, like blue, red, yellow, green,
Speaker 3: always classics. When I was there, they added two more
Speaker 3: and purple and orange. And now on Facebook the other
Speaker 3: day I saw that they've added another too, And guess
Speaker 3: what they've called one of them. McKillop. Wow, that lazy,
Speaker 3: that's bloody lazy. It jesus, what.
Speaker 4: Are the others?
Speaker 3: Oh? God, now you testing me? Basil Rocket Parsley note,
Speaker 3: Basil Leola Xavier Dennis, which, hilariously, everyone would always go
Speaker 3: and take a pen and just turn the capital D
Speaker 3: into a piece. It was penis pretty classic. And then
Speaker 3: fucking now I can't remember the new ones it's McKillop.
Speaker 3: Now nice, Does anyone even care?
Speaker 6: I could try and remember them, but yeah.
Speaker 3: Should we go?
Speaker 4: It's been a long episode with Jess bro Yeah, I
Speaker 4: suppose all right, we're listening idiots.
Speaker 3: Me in the Orange house though, Yeah, No, I was yellow.
Speaker 3: I was green. I was in Basil. Yellow was house
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 6: This is for all girls in cooker Borough house.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I said it.
Speaker 6: Because I was in Aracola.
Speaker 3: Were you bagging Gate? Public school just had flowers. I
Speaker 3: was in Bank Cigar. It was us versus Borta.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Of course my primary school had Australian animals, so I
Speaker 7: was red one bat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get Yeah, how boring. Yeah, maybe we should
Speaker 3: end it. Definitely, ours were all the saints at the
Speaker 3: high school religious. That's why it's surprising that McKillop didn't
Speaker 3: get it until now. Yeah, ol McKillop, of course. Anyway,
Speaker 3: we hope this podcast made to for at least two
Speaker 3: percent better to date. That's all just two percent. So
Speaker 3: thank you to Jest sir for coming on absolutely a.
Speaker 4: Trunk lazy what's it called craphouse one lazy crap a
Speaker 4: podcast wrong too. Yeah, it's still worth a plug. Let's
Speaker 4: Row on Instagram. Peter Overton Gentle mud Zalea her daughter
Speaker 4: on modeling or whatever.
Speaker 3: It is, Bye bye anything, Bye.
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