Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast showtime.
Speaker 2: He should be disqualified this week and he is a
Speaker 2: lovely guy.
Speaker 3: And net ankles by eight The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold
Speaker 3: one oh four point three Show one one hundred and
Speaker 3: ninety one, Christian O'Connell Show. Come on in Chat post
Speaker 3: morning guys, Come on in Patsy morning. Boys. Please tell
Speaker 3: me you've had food, you have energy? Few because that
Speaker 3: last hour yesterday we felt like we were carrying you
Speaker 3: over the finished show back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 3: Well, you are horrible to a listener midway through a
Speaker 3: really actually genuinely moving story. If you heard it back,
Speaker 3: you'd feel awkward. Maybe you need to call that listen
Speaker 3: don and apologize quite a few comments yesterday after yesterday's show.
Speaker 3: Please never faster on the show. I had to do
Speaker 3: it on your own time.
Speaker 4: It's all done.
Speaker 3: When have you ever heard like a TV show where
Speaker 3: one of the presenters is like draining the last hour,
Speaker 3: just dribbling. So you've eaten? What did you eat after
Speaker 3: you had the blood test?
Speaker 4: I had a chicken and avocado toasted sandwich and very smoothie.
Speaker 3: Oh you had me with the sandwich you left me
Speaker 3: at the very smooth me And how did the blood?
Speaker 3: They find life? Or looking for signs of something in there?
Speaker 4: We all are they got they got it out all right?
Speaker 3: How many draws did you have to do?
Speaker 4: I did two vials? Yeah, but then they send it
Speaker 4: away for the labs and I don't know they do
Speaker 4: it over the next three.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did they pen a little centrifuge?
Speaker 4: They don't do it in front of your eyes.
Speaker 3: I've seen them do that. Yeah, yeah, no, no.
Speaker 4: She just shake with the hand.
Speaker 3: What tests were you going for? And Patsy, how's everything
Speaker 3: at home with the Wearerbe? Love God? What's he up
Speaker 3: to now?
Speaker 2: Well, it's a new life for the Wearerbe.
Speaker 3: Because this time yesterday we found out. So Patsy's husband, Crystal,
Speaker 3: where we love God, he's four weeks into he's stood
Speaker 3: at home getting over a knee operation for his meniscus. Yes,
Speaker 3: and so yesterday it was so bad he found out
Speaker 3: on Tuesdays he's watched all of Netflix, all of Down,
Speaker 3: all the streaming services, watched them all to everything, and
Speaker 3: he'd been watching the hot dog eating competitions over the years.
Speaker 2: Well, and hasn't got any better. Because yesterday you moved
Speaker 2: on to Global Shop to wreckt so I got home.
Speaker 3: Are you killed? I brought my first product in six
Speaker 3: years here in Australia at the weekend. They got me.
Speaker 3: The family gone to bed and suddenly I saw a
Speaker 3: long advert for something called the Grease Police and I'm like, God,
Speaker 3: the branding it was just like this is this is
Speaker 3: greasy pans? What two sprays of the Grease Police? And
Speaker 3: it was wiping off and I went, I'm needing a
Speaker 3: mild bloody line.
Speaker 4: The grease is under arrest.
Speaker 3: I've ordered it. I think it's due today or tomorrow. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, it's it's like clickbait for can I say older
Speaker 2: married men that quite aren't quite?
Speaker 3: They got me. They got me that Grease Police. I
Speaker 3: was like, what a great brand.
Speaker 2: And he said they've actually got some really good stuff.
Speaker 2: And I'm thinking I'm fearing the next.
Speaker 3: Called Yeah, because I went on some site globe.
Speaker 4: A Global Shop Directs.
Speaker 3: That's where it was, and it was other genius inventions
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 4: How do you even stay on that chunnel for more
Speaker 4: than ten watching a big app?
Speaker 3: Do you know what it is? It's a spell? It's
Speaker 3: a spell. You're there, and it's normally men like Chris
Speaker 3: and I guess that are that the missus has fallen
Speaker 3: asleep on their counch or something. Suddenly you'll see it.
Speaker 3: They get you straight away? Have they coming straight away?
Speaker 3: Here's you have a problem, we have a solution, And
Speaker 3: you're like, yes, yes you do.
Speaker 2: I want to cut to the chaise.
Speaker 3: I want the so and then there was a code
Speaker 3: if I did it right now, the tricks, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: you're probably just speaking to me right now because it's
Speaker 3: like midnight. So I'm going to thank you for this
Speaker 3: between you and I.
Speaker 2: If you get it now, you get like double double.
Speaker 3: The deals to chuck another one for free you want
Speaker 3: for your neighbor. And I'm smart enough to know an
Speaker 3: offer when I sitting off of Greece police, was it
Speaker 3: just for easy payments? Get out of it? I didn't know.
Speaker 3: I went for one up front with a bigger discount.
Speaker 3: It was like three discounts. How do you make any money,
Speaker 3: grease police?
Speaker 4: I'm actually interested to know how.
Speaker 3: I can't wait.
Speaker 4: Not often do you come in here complaining of greasy pans.
Speaker 4: I believe that you have a problem.
Speaker 3: Do you know what actually because yesterday, I cooked him
Speaker 3: and I was about to clean them up and I went,
Speaker 3: my wife went, where are you taking those? And I'm
Speaker 3: going to put them in the coach. I'm saving them
Speaker 3: for the grease police. Gross, don't take every ounce of
Speaker 3: fun out this marriage, Sarah. This is my weekend. That
Speaker 3: actually is the highlight of my weekend has been with
Speaker 3: my grease police.
Speaker 4: You have rats and possums?
Speaker 3: Do you reckon? Go back to the Global store again.
Speaker 3: They've probably got some kind of bigoss and police. What
Speaker 3: was Chris looking at.
Speaker 2: Oh all matter of things. There was like this multi
Speaker 2: battery charger and he goes, we need that, and I said,
Speaker 2: we don't.
Speaker 3: I've seen that. It's like a Christmas tree.
Speaker 2: We don't need that. And then he was even reciting
Speaker 2: the ad.
Speaker 3: Like he's in a very runall position. You need to
Speaker 3: take it credit card from I guarantee if he hears this,
Speaker 3: here'll be getting the grease police coming up next. We've
Speaker 3: had a secret communication from the man himself. Pats has
Speaker 3: said one thing. We hear it from the man himself.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: I every want anything from what I called the Einstein Store,
Speaker 3: because if Einstein was alive right now, Da Vinci. They've
Speaker 3: been designing stuff and sharing it on Global shop Direct
Speaker 3: for one off easy payment. Right now, late Saturday night.
Speaker 3: Everyone else has gone to bed. I'm up and I
Speaker 3: see this advert Brees and grime build up in no time.
Speaker 3: I was actually starting not off, and I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3: Those are big buzzwords to be chucking around late at night.
Speaker 3: Use them wisely, TV.
Speaker 5: Breeson grime build up in no time, Stop struggling to
Speaker 5: clean the grease and call the police, the grease police.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I had no option the siren. I mean,
Speaker 3: are you even allowed to do that? I don't think
Speaker 3: you're allowed to use like sirens, so I remember when
Speaker 3: i'm my compliance training here. Same in the UK. You're
Speaker 3: not allowed to use for comedy bits or sketches or
Speaker 3: adverts sirens because it's really distracting. Someone might pull over
Speaker 3: right now, do pull over risk the grease police. This
Speaker 3: is a great advert.
Speaker 5: Greece and grime build up in no time. Stop struggling
Speaker 5: to clean the grease and call the police, the grease Police.
Speaker 3: I did call the grease police, and it's due to
Speaker 3: rive today or tomorrow. I'm assured, and I've got put
Speaker 3: a science in greasy pans to try it out. This
Speaker 3: is what I got for the Global Shop Direct. I'd
Speaker 3: love to hear from anyone this morning that's ever got
Speaker 3: anything else from those infomercials. Now, this company, Global Shop Direct,
Speaker 3: they's huge. You go on there, you're bounded out of
Speaker 3: curiosity and to see the things they've done. I think
Speaker 3: they had a different name.
Speaker 4: Was It's Direct Patty in the past?
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 4: I remember Dano's Direct growing up and similar things he
Speaker 4: came across the infomercials.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Rio's window shopping. Right now you're on the website
Speaker 3: where there's more incredible products.
Speaker 6: You could spend so much money here, are you guys
Speaker 6: sick of every time you use binoculars you have to
Speaker 6: use your hands?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, absolutely, always it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they may do my triceps get tired binoculars?
Speaker 3: What do they go?
Speaker 4: We'll worry no more.
Speaker 6: With the zoom Optics binocular glasses, which are a set
Speaker 6: of glasses that have two.
Speaker 4: Hundred and forty percent magnification.
Speaker 3: The surgeons have those exactly right. Why can't ask commoners
Speaker 3: have them?
Speaker 4: Well, these people in the add are just wearing it
Speaker 4: around every day, So.
Speaker 3: Once you need to see this, it's so bad. I know,
Speaker 3: I've got like plus two four or something for my
Speaker 3: prescription lenses right for reading plus two hundred and fifty.
Speaker 4: It would make it hard to actually just walk down
Speaker 4: the street.
Speaker 3: Constantly chatting to giants. They're in Lilliput.
Speaker 6: And also, are you sick of not having some sort
Speaker 6: of seal or container for your half finished bananas?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, oh my god, my wife's got
Speaker 3: one of those four are just one thing for an avocado.
Speaker 3: It's like a space helmet. She posts one low lucky
Speaker 3: avocado that could be saying, and all the other other
Speaker 3: gods like save us are about to be destroyed, like
Speaker 3: not me, not me.
Speaker 4: There's only one chosen.
Speaker 3: You can go in the special avocado house well.
Speaker 6: With the banana ce, or you can preserve all your
Speaker 6: half eaten bananas for whenever you need it.
Speaker 3: So what is it like a shape of pencil case.
Speaker 4: From exactly like a pencil case for a banana.
Speaker 3: Right, this is where we're going to find the new
Speaker 3: prizes to delight listeners with on there. All right, let's
Speaker 3: catch up with Christy where we love God against them
Speaker 3: and every.
Speaker 2: Other day he gets a spongebar, maybe I'll just wheel
Speaker 2: him out the back. Had to put a drink of
Speaker 2: water in.
Speaker 3: From four weeks, we hear one side of it. Let's
Speaker 3: go to the main man himself, Christal where we love God.
Speaker 3: We reached out yesterday we sent the same. We have
Speaker 3: a special word spice called a dead letterbox at dead shop,
Speaker 3: so we've we've heard this from Christal wherever we love God.
Speaker 3: Good morning team. Thank you if you can see how
Speaker 3: he's whispering, terrifying that she's probably got monitoring devices everywhere.
Speaker 3: Good morning team, Thank you for giving me the opportunity.
Speaker 3: They say that when a soul has taken from a minute,
Speaker 3: it's the voice that goes first. Of all, this an't
Speaker 3: there we heard from last week or the week before.
Speaker 3: This dishevel man, a broken man, and a broken voice.
Speaker 7: Good morning team, Thank you for giving me the opportunity
Speaker 7: to provide proof of life.
Speaker 3: Recovery is going well.
Speaker 7: We're four weeks in. However, as of last week, tensions
Speaker 7: are starting to boil over. Patience is now wafer thin.
Speaker 7: She has gone from Florence Nightingale at the beginning to
Speaker 7: more nurse ratchet up to now so I'm starting to
Speaker 7: get a little bit concerned. If I don't get back
Speaker 7: on both feet soon and start to resume normal duties,
Speaker 7: I'm not sure what will happen.
Speaker 3: Check on me again soon. Tell you what. Patsy'll be
Speaker 3: looking for a new husband or Global shop direct.
Speaker 8: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yesterday check went up, some blood taken and what were
Speaker 3: you considering doing?
Speaker 4: Rio, who works with us in the studio, his dad
Speaker 4: is a doctor and he told us once that you
Speaker 4: get all these bonuses for having a parent as a
Speaker 4: doctor that other people.
Speaker 3: Don't do you do they look after each other, don't they.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of industries to do this. They get
Speaker 3: preferential treatment because they appreciate what doctors do.
Speaker 4: So Rio goes to see a doctor, goes my dad's
Speaker 4: a doctor. They give him a nod like lit take care.
Speaker 3: It's a special handshake they do.
Speaker 4: I almost yesterday got to the front desk of the
Speaker 4: doctors and I wanted to go my dad's a doctor
Speaker 4: to see what would happen, to.
Speaker 3: See if they would give me the you should have
Speaker 3: said earlier, don't put it down the form. But I
Speaker 3: just go and let me know we shun of a
Speaker 3: doctor out, I'll take the bill.
Speaker 4: How does it work?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 6: No, my dad would have already like tipped off the
Speaker 6: say I'm going to a physia therapist. You go by
Speaker 6: the way, like my son's going to come on Thursday,
Speaker 6: And so he wrings them up ahead of time.
Speaker 3: Know whay he does that and then said what he
Speaker 3: happens to know sam my physio?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we just know like they just go, oh you know,
Speaker 6: because then the physio can when he comes to Dad
Speaker 6: will get a bit, will get yeah, which.
Speaker 4: Makes sense like they're trying to help each other out.
Speaker 3: Then this is this is a very easible, easy hackable system.
Speaker 3: What's to put something? I could then wrung ahead yesterday
Speaker 3: and said, oh hi, this is doctor o'connelly. My son's
Speaker 3: coming in yes posts I'm not good. A prank calls
Speaker 3: this is dor post so head sorry, I think got
Speaker 3: who I was. This is such a busy day curing people.
Speaker 4: And then Christian says to them say you ever come
Speaker 4: my way or look up for you, you look up
Speaker 4: for you.
Speaker 3: Just call me on nine four one four one o
Speaker 3: four three and I'll get you into my surgery.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's as explicit as that. I think
Speaker 4: it's just a bit of a well that's what I was.
Speaker 6: I hope you so you can't as the patient go like,
Speaker 6: my dad's a doctor.
Speaker 4: It all has to be done through the back end.
Speaker 3: So Dad would go, but again, what's the stop Jack going? Look, Oh,
Speaker 3: my dad's a doctor and he knows sam Ian Claire
Speaker 3: whoever they're seeing. And then they would go, oh right, okay,
Speaker 3: And they spoke earlier I think at the golf club.
Speaker 3: That might work. Yeah, I'm now going to try this.
Speaker 3: It's too good not to give it a.
Speaker 4: Good good man, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 3: Do you try when you call up? You knows on
Speaker 3: the Naked Hour? Oh, let Christian know. My dad's a DJ.
Speaker 3: I'll put it straight through. Put straight through. Don't worry
Speaker 3: about how bad the songs come straight through. Coming up
Speaker 3: next up the Pats His News The Good Morning Minute.
Speaker 3: We say good morning to many of you listening as possible.
Speaker 3: One minute. All we need is your name, where you
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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 3: All right, this did a good morning minute. We say
Speaker 3: good morning. Too many of you as possible listening right now.
Speaker 3: Pats are you ready? I am Prime Jack Are you ready?
Speaker 4: Let's go?
Speaker 3: All right? Good morning to Vicky in Cranbourne, dividing Garlic.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Vicky.
Speaker 2: You know my name was going to be Victoria, but
Speaker 2: it was Victoria or Patrina.
Speaker 3: Either of those two names work for you. By the way,
Speaker 3: Thank you. You're definitely a Vicky or a Patrina.
Speaker 4: I can say that.
Speaker 3: As soon as you see Pats, you think Vicky or Patrina, Victoria, Oh, no,
Speaker 3: fancy or Vico.
Speaker 4: It's like the new Karen.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Christian, Jack abat s. I'm at home having
Speaker 3: breakfast with my German Shepherd. Have a great day.
Speaker 4: Morning. Who are they? Would you say?
Speaker 3: No, no name here?
Speaker 9: Actually yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Please let us know your name? Guessing then Shepard?
Speaker 3: You probably ever snags in the morning. Good morning, Christian
Speaker 3: and gang Brian here currently being a passenger princess while
Speaker 3: my boss Brian drives has two Parkdale for the railway upgrade.
Speaker 3: Enjoy your day. Never heard that phrase the passenger princess.
Speaker 3: I love that Christian. Good morning from Benny Boy. Good morning,
Speaker 3: Benny Boy.
Speaker 5: Benny.
Speaker 3: He's emptying recycling bins in Roville. Shout out to all
Speaker 3: the other drivers who work out. JJ Richards in dand
Speaker 3: and On. Good morning from Lisa, John, Steve Nick and
Speaker 3: Camberwell working at the butcher's in the market.
Speaker 4: Good morning team, Good morning Lisa, John Steve Nick.
Speaker 3: Well remember, oh my god, you can tell he's eating
Speaker 3: the PSI. Is you try and punch it now it
Speaker 3: punches back. There's no deflation. Morning Team. Julian Sandhurst currently
Speaker 3: walking the streets in the wind and rain. Good morning.
Speaker 3: Is there an eighties music video? Good morning, Christian. Brad
Speaker 3: driving a truck back to Melbourne from Adelaide. Good morning,
Speaker 3: bringing back, Brad. I've just seen lightning, Julie, get indoors
Speaker 3: now it's lightning just now, so exciting. Judy's just updated me.
Speaker 3: She just texted back that was the update. Now thunderstorms
Speaker 3: are lightning, very very frightening morning guys. Justin driving to
Speaker 3: baller app into the Epping Flower Market, loaded up with
Speaker 3: fresh flowers. Cheers.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Justine.
Speaker 3: Justin. A friend of mine's say flores. He's in his sixties,
Speaker 3: not a boomery's a bloomer.
Speaker 4: Someone's eating much. They're crazy early though.
Speaker 2: It's flower market people here at like.
Speaker 3: Those markets early, so we don't see the cheap flowers.
Speaker 3: They go quickly. Everyone's asleep before you charge a bunch
Speaker 3: of bucks for a foot bunch. Talking about that, I
Speaker 3: don't think you saw the awful presentation we had to
Speaker 3: do with yesterday. A team member's been basically working way
Speaker 3: beyond what should be expected from them, right, it's not
Speaker 3: Jack spoilering, not And to thank them, we said the
Speaker 3: day before, let's get let's put some some lovely stuff,
Speaker 3: some lovely flowers and a voucher and all this rear
Speaker 3: hood all that, and thought, what about not so lovely flowers?
Speaker 3: What about the shabbiest flowers you can find in hospitals?
Speaker 3: Don't get out of it, Richmond. There's at least ten florists,
Speaker 3: and not just that.
Speaker 4: You got person is a sad looking sunflowers.
Speaker 3: Succulent and a succulent two half dead sunflowers like two
Speaker 3: half dead stufflowers, right, look like they need to be
Speaker 3: back in hospital on a live support machine themselves. And
Speaker 3: a succulent is what you get an elderly Auntie who's
Speaker 3: moved into a new sort of right healthcare. Sick your
Speaker 3: living unit, succulent doesn't say thanks for working in the
Speaker 3: cold face of entertainment radio, Well, then don't make it
Speaker 3: worse small lightning by the way, Where were we? Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: good morning to Nick the personal trainer, on his way
Speaker 3: to put his clients through some serious muscle building. Nick
Speaker 3: the Gaines cushion. I'm building some lego to awaken the
Speaker 3: brain before work.
Speaker 4: It's a mental exercise.
Speaker 3: Dan, I didn't know that one. Whybe me get some
Speaker 3: for the team here? That and some succulents for all
Speaker 3: the team coome on. Team Jared here with a live
Speaker 3: track figure update on the cold and don't worry about
Speaker 3: the traffic news. We're not interested. We're already at work.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast Today.
Speaker 3: Finals begins tonight Portcats and a massive game at the
Speaker 3: g tomorrow night right here in Melbourne, Dogs versus Hawks,
Speaker 3: and then two huge games on Saturday. The whole season
Speaker 3: is all about building up two finals. Are you going
Speaker 3: to make the eight? Are you in the finals? Let alone?
Speaker 3: Then what's going to happen with the Grand Finals? All
Speaker 3: heading towards the points end? Of the arrow, which is finals.
Speaker 3: It's incredible. Obviously in England we have EPL, it's a
Speaker 3: very different system. But who's going to win the league,
Speaker 3: who's going to get relegated, who gets promoted? So finals
Speaker 3: is quite a thing here, right, It's most time of
Speaker 3: the year. Oh, it's so exciting, all right. And then
Speaker 3: yesterday I saw an incredible news story, a story to
Speaker 3: do with the actual the system itself, the finals. Pats
Speaker 3: if you ever heard of a man, maybe you saw
Speaker 3: the story come across your desk and you never gave
Speaker 3: him the credit it deserves. And maybe you've reported on
Speaker 3: the Kim Crawford story. Well that is a real shame
Speaker 3: because this is a story that big media and that's you.
Speaker 3: Batsy has been trying to keep quiet. Tasmanian former pe
Speaker 3: teacher Kim Crawford is furious that the AFL has allegedly
Speaker 3: stolen his top eight final system.
Speaker 4: I've never heard this claim before, and they've used it
Speaker 4: for twenty something years than the current format.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, Crawford claims he proposed the Crawford Final
Speaker 3: eight system. Snappy to the fact, from now on, Patsy
Speaker 3: only referred to it as the Crawford finalite system as
Speaker 3: it starts tonight. What are we talking about? The Crawford
Speaker 3: Final eight system. He proposed this in nineteen ninety four
Speaker 3: but was told by the AFL it was flawed. But
Speaker 3: since the AFL adopted the top eight system in two thousand,
Speaker 3: Crawford has plansted his house. Yeah, Crawford has blasted his
Speaker 3: house across Lunstone Arena, the new home of the Tasmanian Devils,
Speaker 3: with posters urging the league to credit him. Speaking to media,
Speaker 3: Crawford said, a coincidence? What a crock of ships are
Speaker 3: strong words, but he's been living with this un fairness
Speaker 3: for years. This would drive a man to drive to
Speaker 3: office works and make your own signs that say, oh he's.
Speaker 4: First of all, he's colored using colorful pens. He's drawn
Speaker 4: the AFL logo hand drawn, and then underneath it says
Speaker 4: bad sports or AFL Time to tell the truth. I
Speaker 4: actually think the signs are going against so.
Speaker 3: What would you do?
Speaker 4: They look like the signs of a crazy person.
Speaker 3: There's nothing crazy about this. Why has it been driven
Speaker 3: like this?
Speaker 4: I believe there's I believe he did.
Speaker 3: Let's him from the main man himself, Kim Crawford of
Speaker 3: the Crawford Finalite system.
Speaker 10: I just sat down on the lamb's room floor and
Speaker 10: scribbled out a few diagrams.
Speaker 3: And I mean, there's sniggerings sounding on the team right now.
Speaker 3: Da Vinci would have said the same thing about some
Speaker 3: of his sort of crude images. He sat down on
Speaker 3: a lounge from floor. Okay, maybe turn the TV volume
Speaker 3: down because he can concentrate on two things. Again.
Speaker 10: I just sat down on the land's room floor and
Speaker 10: scribbled out a few diagrams and had a system in
Speaker 10: front of me and thought, Yeah, that's it, that'll work,
Speaker 10: that's what the AFL want. In the end, I think
Speaker 10: it came down to arrogance. When they finally decided up
Speaker 10: for six years, that they did have to use it.
Speaker 10: They said they'd developed a new system, but it was
Speaker 10: exactly the same as the one I'd send them back
Speaker 10: in nineteen ninety four, so I was a bit shocked.
Speaker 3: Shocked.
Speaker 4: So from my memory what it used to be in
Speaker 4: the nineties was it pre two thousand the first place
Speaker 4: team so still a top eight. The first plast team
Speaker 4: would play the eighth place team, and second place seventh
Speaker 4: and so on, and there was no double chances like
Speaker 4: we get tonight with the top four teams. So his
Speaker 4: system was essentially creating the top four yes, which a
Speaker 4: double chance.
Speaker 3: Yes. Now, the AFL did write back to him, Rio,
Speaker 3: you've got the letter that they actually wrote back to him.
Speaker 6: This is from twenty third of October nineteen ninety five,
Speaker 6: so a year after he sent his proposed system.
Speaker 3: By the way, you know, he's obviously had this for
Speaker 3: years since the nineties. That's years and years of not
Speaker 3: getting just the credit. I saw this guy once. It's
Speaker 3: not monetary thing. And now they announce they're finding the
Speaker 3: AFL's gone to Tasmania and technic AFL screwing with him.
Speaker 3: Hey where does that come go? Li y bil? But
Speaker 3: the infrastructures better over here. So no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: no way.
Speaker 6: The AFL to Kim, We acknowledge receipt of your facsimile
Speaker 6: together with the Mercury newspaper article of fourth October nineteen
Speaker 6: ninety five, in reference to your system. Your system gives
Speaker 6: one to four a double chance, and therefore there is
Speaker 6: no incentive for clubs to finish higher on the ladder
Speaker 6: than others simply because of equality of a double chance.
Speaker 6: We thank you for your views, but we do not
Speaker 6: believe that your system has as much credibility or would
Speaker 6: be able to sway our opinion on our current structure. Yours, sincerely,
Speaker 6: Ian S.
Speaker 4: Collins. So that he's in ninety ninety five. Then five
Speaker 4: years later they adopt the system and they pretend they
Speaker 4: came up with themselves.
Speaker 3: Well, Bob, good luck to all the teams who start
Speaker 3: playing over the next couple of days in the Crawford.
Speaker 8: Finally, this is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 3: As apparent, you never know when you're going to have
Speaker 3: an emotional moment. Sometimes it can be quite humdrum thing.
Speaker 3: Yesterday I had to take my seventeen year old daughter,
Speaker 3: she's midway through year twelve, really in the dark weeds
Speaker 3: of it at the moment, and she said, I need
Speaker 3: to go to office works. I'm already out the house,
Speaker 3: all right. I'm like a dog. I hear that.
Speaker 4: It's like hearing what dog are you gonna choose on?
Speaker 3: I'm out there scratching at the door. Let's go right now.
Speaker 3: The quickest thing you'll ever get me to move is
Speaker 3: that I need to go to office works. I'm already
Speaker 3: driving you. You're gonna have to run up alongside the
Speaker 3: car and jump in. So we go to office works
Speaker 3: and that is just like it's a mecha to me
Speaker 3: at one point, you.
Speaker 4: Still always choose the same thing, a bunch of sharp
Speaker 4: black sharks.
Speaker 3: I just went to see if there's any new invention
Speaker 3: in the whole stationary thing. They've got this whole new range.
Speaker 3: Now it's a brave new world of post it notes.
Speaker 3: I've got like now you can have like I don't
Speaker 3: know what a big it's an a three post it note.
Speaker 4: That's too big.
Speaker 3: I have got them right. I actually said to myself,
Speaker 3: what are gonna do with this? Where is this going? Chris?
Speaker 4: What window are you passing that on or whiteboard is
Speaker 4: big enough for? And what idea is big enough to
Speaker 4: take up that whole poster?
Speaker 3: That's the challenge, Jack. I'll come up. I'll find it.
Speaker 3: I'll find that that the idea to fill that vacuum.
Speaker 3: At the moment, I put it at the back of
Speaker 3: one of the doors, and Sarah came from what She goes,
Speaker 3: what the hell is this for? Now? Chris? I said,
Speaker 3: can you believe they've moded a post it notes this big?
Speaker 3: She goes, Yeah, it's like, you, what do you need?
Speaker 4: The next big idea is coming two thousand and there
Speaker 4: are various sizes.
Speaker 3: Of post it notes we don't need any more. But anyway,
Speaker 3: I had emotional moment because I saw I said to
Speaker 3: my daughter, can I just check what's in your basket? Right?
Speaker 3: Because I get so wide eyed, I get a bit
Speaker 3: doo like, so I can't nip everything in there and
Speaker 3: buying new pilot pens, and I saw she had a
Speaker 3: pencil sharpener and a runer, went, you don't need that
Speaker 3: anymore at your age. I thought that was that was over.
Speaker 3: She went, no, this is probably the last pencil sharpener
Speaker 3: and ruler you're ever going to buy one of your daughters.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh my god. Right as we
Speaker 3: queueing at the tail, I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: is this and a picture? And I went, how many
Speaker 3: pencil sharps have we got?
Speaker 4: Said?
Speaker 3: Do you even use those now? In modern schorling? She
Speaker 3: has no, Just like the color of it. So Jack,
Speaker 3: take us through bedtime yesterday. You're at the other end
Speaker 3: of this.
Speaker 4: How well did you when you first became a parent,
Speaker 4: did you remember all the classic childhood stories? Because as
Speaker 4: I go to tell them to Gordy each night, I'm like,
Speaker 4: how did the three billy goats grub?
Speaker 3: Because it's a long time since you were you were ready?
Speaker 3: And my mom and I don't really remember any bedtime
Speaker 3: reading from them. The bedtime reading was good night. That
Speaker 3: was read to me out loud and then they wanted it.
Speaker 3: So yeah, when I did it, I used to sort
Speaker 3: of half remember it and then just improvise the rest.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm doing. So he doesn't books anymore. He's
Speaker 4: asking just tell me a story, So I go, well,
Speaker 4: the goats, there was a troll under the bridge. I
Speaker 4: think he does rid of story anyway. The one I
Speaker 4: do best is Three Little Pigs. I'm doing it every
Speaker 4: night at the moment to innovation, no know, I'm just
Speaker 4: trying to do it from memory. The wolf comes, he
Speaker 4: blows down the pig's house.
Speaker 3: And they by the way, they love They love it
Speaker 3: when you tell the story and not read it out
Speaker 3: because you can add voices and color to it as well.
Speaker 3: And the first Coupani has been a dad. The favorite
Speaker 3: times for me always bed time. It's such a magical
Speaker 3: time that you can literally can't see little spells with
Speaker 3: stories for them. You can add bits to it, all right.
Speaker 4: This is a little bit of me last night doing
Speaker 4: three little pigs with Gordy.
Speaker 11: The wolf said, little pigs, little pigs, let me in.
Speaker 11: And why did the pigs say, I don't pick? Said
Speaker 11: the pig said, not by the hair on our chinny
Speaker 11: chin chin. The wolf huffed and he puffed, and he
Speaker 11: blew down the house made of and the little pigs
Speaker 11: inside ran ran, ran, ran to the third little house
Speaker 11: and quickly got inside and shut the door behind them.
Speaker 4: And locked it up.
Speaker 3: This is so cute, both of your voices. You a
Speaker 3: great storyteller.
Speaker 4: And is that how you remember it? So he the
Speaker 4: wolf goes to the house, blows it down, and the
Speaker 4: pig runs to the next house, gets inside. Then he
Speaker 4: goes and does it again. They run to the third
Speaker 4: little house. Well, Gordy gets this new I've been telling
Speaker 4: that version for months now, so we know how the
Speaker 4: three little pigs go, and at the end all three
Speaker 4: little pigs survive. Gordy gets this little toy called a yoto,
Speaker 4: which you put different cards in. It's like a little
Speaker 4: radio and you can listen to people telling stories. He's
Speaker 4: got a three little pigs one but in the three
Speaker 4: little pigs version on the Yoto it not as friendly.
Speaker 12: So the big bad wolf hoffed and then puffed, and
Speaker 12: then hoffed again, and he blew the little pig's house down. Koboris, listeners,
Speaker 12: if you don't want to know what happened to the
Speaker 12: second little pig, because just like the first, the big
Speaker 12: bad gobbled him.
Speaker 13: Right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, see, my person body knows the pig so far.
Speaker 3: But you're doing kind of appropriate for a two year old.
Speaker 3: Morning's five or six or seven. Eight. They wanted a
Speaker 3: bit more edgy. Say hey, listen, by the way, we
Speaker 3: need to go Barca. There's a few hard home truths
Speaker 3: you need to go. Gordy, I haven't told you about it,
Speaker 3: but now seven and three quarters you are ready for.
Speaker 4: What I told you about those pigs wasn't exactly the.
Speaker 3: First Gordy, gody close about your door. It's time for
Speaker 3: real talk, a real talk about what happened to them.
Speaker 13: But the brick house is too strong and he couldn't
Speaker 13: blow it down, So you know what he did then, Daddy,
Speaker 13: he went back into the woods, and the pigs never
Speaker 13: saw him again, and they lived happily ever after. Yeah
Speaker 13: the end, I love you good night.
Speaker 4: Can I have a kiss?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is the best times. That's beautiful Mane.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yesterday I saw a guy and he was putting up
Speaker 3: you know those adverts, and they've got the little tear
Speaker 3: off bit down bottom of the phone number. Ah, you're
Speaker 3: still going strongs Yeah yeah, Google auts. I know you
Speaker 3: can get all that Facebook ads and instagrams. Now there's
Speaker 3: still people selling their wares or always like a piano
Speaker 3: shootor or some year twelve nerd. He's very good at maths,
Speaker 3: doing massituition to dim.
Speaker 4: Kids, supermarket notice sports and telephone poles.
Speaker 3: That's it. They still have their little tear strip down
Speaker 3: the bottom with the phone numbers. I know we did.
Speaker 3: We have tis on the bins. Maybe we need to
Speaker 3: move on to telegraph poles with our phone number four
Speaker 3: one O four three. It's a little tear.
Speaker 4: Strip or just the frequency on four point three Ymber.
Speaker 3: And remember it in the morning tomorrow when any wake up. Anyway,
Speaker 3: I was waiting for coffin. It's buying one of these
Speaker 3: big telegraph poles, and I'm just making small talk with
Speaker 3: this guy because he was putting something up and it
Speaker 3: was my age, and I said, oh, what are you?
Speaker 3: What are you selling? He said, Oh, I've got the
Speaker 3: side hustle and I've just started it. I'm a I'm
Speaker 3: in a George Michael tribute band and.
Speaker 4: Whoa.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a lot to take in about eleven am
Speaker 3: you know when you were like, you know, sometimes you
Speaker 3: don't know what is the appropriate response, because I couldn't
Speaker 3: work out does he want me to say you look
Speaker 3: like George Michael?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 4: Is he meant to be George or is he just one.
Speaker 3: Of the backup Well, it was a fraught situation when
Speaker 3: you do look like George Michael And I was sinking.
Speaker 3: I hope that's what he wants from this communication? Or
Speaker 3: is he go no, no, a man's originally idiot. What's
Speaker 3: up with you? And he goes thank you? Yeah, loads
Speaker 3: have been saying it, and I finally decided to do
Speaker 3: it as a sidear. So I really hope it works
Speaker 3: out with this guy. He had I reckon. That's about
Speaker 3: another thousand more of these flies for telegraph poles. Look
Speaker 3: out for them if you're wondering if there's a new
Speaker 3: one up there with a grainy looking George Michael who
Speaker 3: looks like he's been living in the cave for twenty years.
Speaker 3: It wasn't the best photo. You know, it's been photocopied
Speaker 3: of the many times. It looks like what's the image
Speaker 3: of Jesus Christ in the turin shroud? The poster looked
Speaker 3: like that. George Michael Wow tribute bann If you sings
Speaker 3: Christenings and you are like Jesus is coming back as
Speaker 3: a George my Good tribute artists. Anyway, I'd love to
Speaker 3: know what side hustles you have. Melbourne is a city
Speaker 3: where a lot of people have little side hustles that
Speaker 3: you hope maybe might ignite and take off, or it's
Speaker 3: just a fun thing you do. What is your side hustle?
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, so we're talking about your side hustle. Do
Speaker 3: you have a side hustle? This comes from San Cree
Speaker 3: and Christian.
Speaker 14: We do.
Speaker 3: My girlfriend I made some twenty one numbers for the
Speaker 3: lights back on our twenty first in March, and ever
Speaker 3: since then we've been hiring them out so other people
Speaker 3: can enjoy them too.
Speaker 4: I guess they're are oversized.
Speaker 3: Massive four or five, but again it's a two and
Speaker 3: a one. It's a very specific. It's just it's a
Speaker 3: big market. You know, you're getting new customers whose kids
Speaker 3: are turning twenty one.
Speaker 4: You could also do twelve actually, or one or two.
Speaker 2: Your first or second.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Again, it's for scalability. Oh, he's going as more.
Speaker 3: Female has been going so well, we've started to make
Speaker 3: some more numbers. Great over. They've always had a board.
Speaker 4: One day we hope to collect the set.
Speaker 3: Wait, there's other numbers. Where do you find this out?
Speaker 3: They've now got an eight or two hundred and eighteen.
Speaker 3: When we live forever, very very so longevity. Hi. So
Speaker 3: just side hustle.
Speaker 15: And good morning, good morning, my side hustle. I'm a
Speaker 15: primary school teacher and my side hustle with my husband,
Speaker 15: husband and wife duo. We are celebrants at the weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not surprised to do something like that because
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what you've got. No, you've got a
Speaker 3: very good, clear confidence speaking voice.
Speaker 15: Thank you. Yes, infinity of celebrancy. We are a duo.
Speaker 15: One marries you, the other one is the roady, and
Speaker 15: you can choose either of us, male or female.
Speaker 4: What marries you?
Speaker 3: The other one is the roady?
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and we can swap around. So if
Speaker 15: anyone wants a male celebrant, I'm the roady female celebrant.
Speaker 15: He's the roading and we don't charge anymore. So we're
Speaker 15: quite unique.
Speaker 4: Great. So when you're the Roady, what do you do
Speaker 4: to plugging in the microphone to take it?
Speaker 15: Oh, just troubleshoot in the in the background, like leap
Speaker 15: on top of sprinklers that come on unexpectedly, Chase away,
Speaker 15: Chase away a tiger snake. We have done so much.
Speaker 3: So you're really running interference and security. There's a lot
Speaker 3: going on. If you're the Roady.
Speaker 15: It's hilarious. There is so much going on in the
Speaker 15: bride and groom none the wiser.
Speaker 3: Wow, So how many years you've been doing this year
Speaker 3: in your.
Speaker 15: Husband since COVID, since COVID. We decided during COVID that
Speaker 15: it was something that we both wanted to do and
Speaker 15: so we trained up and we love it every single.
Speaker 3: T You're a joy, but you add so much the
Speaker 3: great Celebrits that can really add so much to a
Speaker 3: special day. They can set the tone and energy for it.
Speaker 15: We love it, We absolutely love it. And we've got
Speaker 15: one coming up in a couple of weeks and we
Speaker 15: just we can't we get to know and love all
Speaker 15: our brides and grooms and it's just beautiful.
Speaker 3: And give yourself a plug. Where can people find out more?
Speaker 3: You got a website, Yes, we.
Speaker 15: Do, Infinity Celebrancy dot com dot au.
Speaker 3: Now the firm listen to this right and I'd love
Speaker 3: to have both of you doing it at the same time.
Speaker 3: Can you do a line each as bang bang bang bang?
Speaker 15: No, only one celebrant can marry you at a given time,
Speaker 15: but I can marry you in French and German as well.
Speaker 15: You're a triple threats triple threat. That's a lovely way
Speaker 15: to put it.
Speaker 3: Patsy, You've always want to give the.
Speaker 2: Thinking of doing quite seriously a course next year because
Speaker 2: this is something I've wanted to get into for a
Speaker 2: little while. Now I really enjoy it.
Speaker 3: Love it.
Speaker 15: You would love it. It's it's the best feeling. You
Speaker 15: just get chills when the bride walks down the isle.
Speaker 15: It it's like, oh my god, this is the best
Speaker 15: day of their life.
Speaker 2: I might, I might give you a ring lady today,
Speaker 2: you can give me some watch out.
Speaker 3: You've got someone who's going to steal all your customer base.
Speaker 3: I might just give you a ring later on and
Speaker 3: while those phone numbers that when you've got a couple
Speaker 3: of weeks time, I'll tocat you cheap and check in
Speaker 3: compliments your news reading at the end the headlines. That
Speaker 3: is the news. Two thousand dollars. I take veno, watch
Speaker 3: out and watch.
Speaker 4: Out and no and not at all. We'll have a chat.
Speaker 15: Thank you so much. I'd love to chat with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we know that chat's going to go all right.
Speaker 3: You've got a week to pack it up. D You've done.
Speaker 3: You've done your last one. You've done your last one.
Speaker 3: Otherwise you'll be doing your own fun funeral celebrants.
Speaker 2: The wagons are circling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, lovely stuff. So the website to book you once more.
Speaker 15: Is www dot infinity celebrcy dot com dot are you.
Speaker 3: I bet you're amazing guys to hire, good luck, Thanks
Speaker 3: for cooling.
Speaker 15: Us, Thank you so much.
Speaker 8: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: What is your side Hustle? How many years ago when
Speaker 3: I first moved here, I've got on an uber one
Speaker 3: day and I was just making small talk with the
Speaker 3: guy and he said, well, this is this is my
Speaker 3: side hustle. I said, what is your other job? And
Speaker 3: he goes, I'm a rabbi, and I was like, all right,
Speaker 3: I thought that would be like a full time thing.
Speaker 3: Nobody getting ubers. There's a little priests. He goes numbers
Speaker 3: it down, numbers and so I guess everybody everybody needs
Speaker 3: a side hustle. Rabbis even even on you Uber right now?
Speaker 3: All right, so what is your side hustle? Nine four
Speaker 3: one four one o four three Sean?
Speaker 9: Good morning, Hi Christian, how are you doing.
Speaker 3: I'm good Sean. So what's your side hustle? Mate? What
Speaker 3: do you do?
Speaker 9: I make Jack Daniels barlight out of the bottles.
Speaker 3: Oh well that's a recycling as well. It's a great idea.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well one not. I'll sitting now and I had
Speaker 9: all these ex empty bottles, and I thought what am
Speaker 9: I going to do with them? So I just decided
Speaker 9: to make some barlots.
Speaker 3: And now I tell them, oh, yeah, how much you're
Speaker 3: sending them for? Where can people find out more?
Speaker 9: On marketplace? Usually four bottles will cost you fifty bucks,
Speaker 9: but if you.
Speaker 4: Supply me the bottles A yeah, I was going to say,
Speaker 4: at some point, you're paying more for the Jack Daniels full.
Speaker 4: Then you have to drink it to make them light.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I can't keep them. The more I drink, the
Speaker 9: more bottle I have, So.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is not sustainable. That business and physical and
Speaker 3: health more all right.
Speaker 4: The better the business goes, the worse your health.
Speaker 3: I see, you're just staggering onto drunk.
Speaker 9: The worst is when people ask you for different bottles
Speaker 9: other than Jack Daniels and I'm like, well, I don't
Speaker 9: really drink that, so you have to give me the
Speaker 9: bottles yourself.
Speaker 3: A sort of graft business proposition, Sean, what's the name
Speaker 3: of the Have you got a company name or no?
Speaker 9: This is on marketplace just Jack Daniels barlots for sale
Speaker 9: and yeah we go from there.
Speaker 3: Love it all right, buddy, good luck with it. Okay,
Speaker 3: thanks for God, Sean. Kate, Good morning, High Christian. Yeah,
Speaker 3: good morning, Kate. What's your scientistle?
Speaker 16: We make cubby houses that go over dining room tables,
Speaker 16: the little one.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what a great idea.
Speaker 4: You need one? Then there he always there.
Speaker 16: So we we were in an apartment for the first
Speaker 16: six years of my little girl's wife and I lamented
Speaker 16: that we couldn't have a cabby house. So we came
Speaker 16: up with using the dining room table. And I've also
Speaker 16: saved our linen cupboard in the process because I'm not
Speaker 16: pouring all the sheets over it.
Speaker 3: You know what it's look, it's so much fun making
Speaker 3: those little camps indoors as always under the table, right
Speaker 3: and you get the bed sheets out. So how does
Speaker 3: it work? What have you got a couple of designs
Speaker 3: to be able to sort of slot them over the
Speaker 3: dining table.
Speaker 15: So we've got it.
Speaker 16: We've got five designs, We've got a shop, we've got
Speaker 16: a house. We've got an Aussie bush, space station and
Speaker 16: fire truck.
Speaker 3: See that. And from those backdrops you can make so
Speaker 3: many scenarios and stories.
Speaker 16: Yeah, honestly, it's a game changer. With our little girl,
Speaker 16: she just tides under there. I shouldn't say we don't
Speaker 16: see her, but we don't see her.
Speaker 3: And I might get one for my seventeen year old. Actually,
Speaker 3: sometimes it's a fucky mood, I might go you go
Speaker 3: out to go for a walk about.
Speaker 16: The bush under the I've considered it for myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should do them for grown ups. How many
Speaker 3: times during a grown up there you feel like crawling
Speaker 3: under a table and pulling down some sort of top.
Speaker 3: It's Christian here. He's late for eleven o'clock Zoom meeting.
Speaker 3: He's in his Coby house. I'm buying so off you.
Speaker 3: I'm going to buy the whole five. Why don't welcome
Speaker 3: to Yeah, and you got your website because I've got
Speaker 3: moms and dads right now we're heading into school run
Speaker 3: then I'll be thinking about this. If you've got limited space,
Speaker 3: and if you've got you're not so limited for space.
Speaker 3: Either way, this is a great idea for kids. Where
Speaker 3: can they get them?
Speaker 16: You can go to our website which is Petite maison
Speaker 16: play dot com dot au.
Speaker 4: It's a tricky one for the old word spellers.
Speaker 3: That word spellers, i'd say Australians. I mean even the
Speaker 3: fact you call them word spellers. What are words they
Speaker 3: are spelling? Get any Cabby House track the classroom one spellers? Oh,
Speaker 3: trigger one? For us word spellers? What about the rest
Speaker 3: of us?
Speaker 4: How would you spell Mason Play?
Speaker 3: Interesting question? I just google Cabby Houses, I throw over
Speaker 3: the dining table and hopefully the se O will do
Speaker 3: the rest for me. That website wants more Kates.
Speaker 16: Petite maison play dot com dot au.
Speaker 3: Gotcha love it. Can I commission you to make another
Speaker 3: Cabby House? What about a radio studio?
Speaker 16: Yes, a look, I'm open to ideas.
Speaker 3: Let's talk. Okay, Kate, thank you very much. You called
Speaker 3: my good.
Speaker 15: Luck, so that thank you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: We call this the name game. Many of you listen
Speaker 3: right now. We'll have one of those names that actually
Speaker 3: is slightly problematic for you where wherever you call, you
Speaker 3: always have to explain an easy way, in one line,
Speaker 3: what the name is the same. For example, your surname
Speaker 3: is Skywalker. This is hypothetical, obviously, I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 3: a bit asked some Star Wars nerds out though, who've
Speaker 3: actually done this, but anyway, and the person would go,
Speaker 3: excuse me, excuse me, Skywalker? You go yes, as in Luke.
Speaker 3: That's what we call it the name game. As in,
Speaker 3: if you've got one of those names where you actually
Speaker 3: have one line, now you always say to people so
Speaker 3: they can translate understand what your name is. You tell
Speaker 3: us what that one line is me Jack and Pat's
Speaker 3: try and guess what your name is. So if it
Speaker 3: was you, come on and go. As in Luke, we
Speaker 3: would race each other to say, Luke Skywalker, that's the
Speaker 3: name game. We remember this?
Speaker 2: Yes, I love this game.
Speaker 3: It's been a while. Let's just remind uself some of
Speaker 3: the ones we've had before.
Speaker 17: My name is my surname as in sheep, not the.
Speaker 3: Hotel in Sheridan.
Speaker 18: Yes, my name is as in rint It is.
Speaker 3: Four landlord business when something is four high available.
Speaker 16: Let's no, it starts with La Lise, my maiden name,
Speaker 16: the name I grew up with, as.
Speaker 3: In brick, red, mortar, blots, cement, what is it? Wall?
Speaker 3: Don't sound stupid, I was. I help me find one
Speaker 3: day some of the surnames. All right, So to take
Speaker 3: part nine four one four one O four three. Now,
Speaker 3: obviously I don't know your name, so I'm not going
Speaker 3: to be impersonal or you're going to be known? Is
Speaker 3: caller one, two, three, four and five? So caller one,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good.
Speaker 17: Morning, Christian.
Speaker 18: How are you.
Speaker 3: I'm very good, Welcome to the show. So off you go, Jack, Ready,
Speaker 3: Pat's ready, ready, Ready, I'm ready, let's go.
Speaker 17: Okay. So surname as in rubbish tip, recycled garbage, Ben Garbo.
Speaker 3: Well that was close, no, no garbage.
Speaker 17: One before before that, Ben Binstrom bendody no bindle.
Speaker 3: Myself.
Speaker 2: Maybe make it plural beins Bins.
Speaker 3: Oh, my word, your surname is Bin's bin b o
Speaker 3: I n n s oh gosha. What's your first name, Michelle?
Speaker 3: Michelle Bins? Well, were you married a Ben or are
Speaker 3: you the Ben?
Speaker 17: I am the Bin?
Speaker 9: Wow?
Speaker 3: Amazing state. I take that name.
Speaker 15: I've been engaged for thirty years, so just got to
Speaker 15: just got to keep that.
Speaker 3: Ye, sorry, something else right now? You've been engaged for
Speaker 3: third years. Yeah, it's still making any day. He's competential.
Speaker 3: It's competential thirty years, so you're always going to be engaged.
Speaker 3: There is that that's just a permanent status thing now, I.
Speaker 15: Think, so yeah, we'll just tap it there.
Speaker 4: Keep what's what's the main thing stopping you doing the world.
Speaker 17: It'll probably end if we get married.
Speaker 3: The story, can't you sho hear stories where some people
Speaker 3: who are very happily married. Haven't heard you those but
Speaker 3: after a long time, but they must be out there.
Speaker 3: I'm one of the one messing around.
Speaker 15: I don't know if I'm very happily engaged Christians, you.
Speaker 3: Don't know whether it's been him joking. It didn't sound
Speaker 3: like the voice is more revealing sometimes than we think.
Speaker 3: Old caller one, are all right, musmins, thank you very much,
Speaker 3: have a great alight. By all right, let's take one
Speaker 3: more in nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 3: We're doing the name game, as in good morning, caller two.
Speaker 17: Oh good morn. So I'm still laughing from caller one.
Speaker 17: That was hilarious.
Speaker 3: Was engaged.
Speaker 4: Do you think they're going to stay together? By the
Speaker 4: seven were going.
Speaker 3: To make the weekend.
Speaker 17: So Christian. When I got married, I was like, great,
Speaker 17: this name is full proof. My last my maiden name
Speaker 17: was terrible to pronounce and people never got it wrong.
Speaker 17: So when I got married, I was like great, and
Speaker 17: it is infuriatingly easy to spell. But yet again here
Speaker 17: I am. And when people go sorry, and I have
Speaker 17: to say every single time as in the sun shine,
Speaker 17: no solar, no glare, no.
Speaker 3: Soulas keep going going, solaris corona corona.
Speaker 17: I think opposite moon moon.
Speaker 15: Move.
Speaker 17: I have had all types move, types of misspelling.
Speaker 3: Yep, does to spell the moon in all those out there?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 3: Wow, good incredible stuff. Then thank you very much, and
Speaker 3: call good mate, lovely, lovely, lovely, and like I did
Speaker 3: say earlier, just in one line in one flip in
Speaker 3: play that's now open for tickets at the Regent Moon.
Speaker 3: The real story.
Speaker 8: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Sir Christian O'Connell. Here, we're playing the name game, as in,
Speaker 3: if you have one of those names, it's problematic. You've
Speaker 3: always got to come up one line. How you translate
Speaker 3: what your name is to somebody. We're turning that into
Speaker 3: a game. You tell us what the line is. We're
Speaker 3: try and guess your name. So every call that comes
Speaker 3: on air, if you hear me, just call them called
Speaker 3: one call the number, two, number three. I'm not in
Speaker 3: a bad mood, h I just said I don't know
Speaker 3: their names, trying to guess what it is cooler one
Speaker 3: good morning.
Speaker 15: Good morning. So I would always have to say it's
Speaker 15: my maiden's surname, as in forty two Wallaby Way, Sydney, NEMO.
Speaker 15: Not quite think of the address, Like, who's.
Speaker 16: It for.
Speaker 4: The dentist? Yeah, dentist?
Speaker 15: No, no, no, but what's the dentist?
Speaker 4: What's the dentist name? I have no idea you know it?
Speaker 3: No, we don't, we don't.
Speaker 4: I not even knowing the addresses.
Speaker 3: That was incredible, where we have no more moves.
Speaker 15: Oh okay, then like back up when I kind of
Speaker 15: go to is like American Pie, the weird guy.
Speaker 3: Finch, Oh it's oh, what's not Fiddler? No, somebody else?
Speaker 4: Stiffler stiff, that's it?
Speaker 15: Oh no, try it's hard of tank Sherman.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's it. How many moves to get that? Twelve?
Speaker 4: Gotcha?
Speaker 3: Gotcha? Right Sherman, Right, we got there. That's amazing. We
Speaker 3: send your prize. We didn't get it, but we got there.
Speaker 3: You had to really help us out. Twelve moves to
Speaker 3: get to your name. It is incredible. Sherman. Thank you
Speaker 3: very much for send your prize. Thanks for calling.
Speaker 16: Amazing, Thank you.
Speaker 3: How old is that movie now? I bet it's age
Speaker 3: really bad if you watch that now? Quarter two? Good morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning, z In Pellas Buckingham, Yes, give up Buckingham. Yes, Wow.
Speaker 3: What's your first name? Jane j Buckingham. It's such a
Speaker 3: memorable name, Jane.
Speaker 15: What people even try to spell us? An't They say?
Speaker 17: How do you spell that?
Speaker 3: Not? Think? How easy is it?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You've been doing it your whole life.
Speaker 3: Some of us, some of these Republicans here, I bet
Speaker 3: that's who we're talking about hell dah you belly in
Speaker 3: that grave and look at this. Suddenly you don't remember
Speaker 3: spell Buckingham, you do. Thank you very much, Chan Buckingham,
Speaker 3: thank you, by bye bye bye. That's what I say.
Speaker 3: This three good morning caller, Call of three, Call of three,
Speaker 3: Good morning you are calling.
Speaker 19: Good morning Christian.
Speaker 3: How are you going? I'm good Call of three and
Speaker 3: I hope you have a good week so far. Call
Speaker 3: of three?
Speaker 18: What is the This is amazing, it's.
Speaker 15: So much fun. I have my name as in mattress.
Speaker 4: Spring, no sleep, no bed topper, no.
Speaker 14: No bounce, no pillow, sex, no, no, no king no.
Speaker 3: How many more.
Speaker 4: Hard rubbish.
Speaker 3: To deal with mattress up? Done that? No, no, we
Speaker 3: do with done that? Second one to do with a mattress.
Speaker 19: With mattress, yeah, have we said spring?
Speaker 4: Flip over no, rotate every six months?
Speaker 3: Flip sheet? No place?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right.
Speaker 4: Stains you can't identify.
Speaker 3: Pretty much not stains.
Speaker 4: Oh god, no, we give up.
Speaker 19: Yeah, Sally, one of my brothers when he was younger,
Speaker 19: that was his nickname was mattress.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, that's not No more follow up questions. Thank you,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, you call. Have a good day.
Speaker 3: Thanks for playing, are you too? Thank you?
Speaker 18: Bye?
Speaker 4: What is it me?
Speaker 3: I don't know if I had a tone there that
Speaker 3: wasn't there. But when she said this is amazing, it
Speaker 3: sounded like an exclamation one. She was surprised that we
Speaker 3: were doing something entertaining. This is entertaining, would you yeah? Well,
Speaker 3: last one, let's squeeze one last time. So many people
Speaker 3: calling in. If we don't get you on today, we'll
Speaker 3: get you back next week. Caller four, good morning.
Speaker 18: Good morning, good morning. Hell are you guys?
Speaker 3: Call four? It say is that we are primed right now,
Speaker 3: We're ready to go. Off you go.
Speaker 18: My name is in fish.
Speaker 3: Oh, this could take a while. Trout bike white nope,
Speaker 3: flat tea.
Speaker 4: Nope, Marlon Rainbow trout.
Speaker 3: Fish chip shop nope. As in a type of fish?
Speaker 3: Can I ask?
Speaker 18: Not a type of fish?
Speaker 14: Aquarium, fishman, the sea, ocean, no net, no cat, no fish?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard.
Speaker 4: You can think of a.
Speaker 2: Fish, a fish, fleshy season.
Speaker 4: Can you give us another clue?
Speaker 3: You're not help him, buddy boy? A fish?
Speaker 15: Let's say.
Speaker 18: John place wonder Yes, well done, Patsy, we got that.
Speaker 3: That's a great one. I love playing this game. It's
Speaker 3: definitely do this every week. It's brilliant.
Speaker 4: I was actually trying like thinking of it, like Monty Python.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
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Speaker 3: to Timeless Summers all with Boy George, Bonnie Tyner Starship
Speaker 3: with Mickey Thomas and the great Tony Hadley awesome singing
Speaker 3: front man from Sapanda Bade Sir to Rochard Winery. January
Speaker 3: the twenty fourth, You can win a double pass Right now,
Speaker 3: allergy season has officially begun. For a lot of us.
Speaker 3: This is not good news. However, Iranian researchers have found
Speaker 3: that being intimate with your partner it's one of the
Speaker 3: best ways to combat hay fever. Let me get so.
Speaker 3: A bunch of guys come up with us that are
Speaker 3: science knows over there in Iran. How can we get laid?
Speaker 3: Let's tell them extus fever.
Speaker 4: Also, I was just about to say, Yankee gets hay
Speaker 4: fever really bad.
Speaker 3: Which, oh, when two year olds the other babies in
Speaker 3: a book, the restriction of you don't need me getting
Speaker 3: into details about the act anyway. Allergy movies, allergy movies
Speaker 3: right in these are starting to get scratchy. Just thinking
Speaker 3: about some of these symptoms. Silent nose running, silent nose run.
Speaker 3: Instead of silent running, they get some people get the
Speaker 3: silent nose running Silver, Ben and ted exmert adventure. You've
Speaker 3: seen a Tom Cruise movie, Eyes White Shut. I haven't
Speaker 3: seen it. Very smart, psycho sexual thriller. I swollen and shut.
Speaker 3: Oh the energy is so bad, it's just stun mean.
Speaker 3: Girls is a good movie, some of those girls. So
Speaker 3: they've got some energies. That's right, history girls, I read
Speaker 3: all together now, Silver plus Thelma and a sneeze. Gold.
Speaker 3: You know you have that roof down. You're gonna get
Speaker 3: all those pollens and sports coming in, ladies. What about
Speaker 3: all those people sounding were lactose and tolerant. Yeah, there's
Speaker 3: something about dairy and pretty and pink.
Speaker 4: I very good, Eli is your.
Speaker 3: I know the area very well? Jackie boy? What have
Speaker 3: you got? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Jackie chan is unfortunately flaring up in rash hour Gold
Speaker 4: much at you about nothing?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4: Silver, along came pollen.
Speaker 3: Oh along came pollen. Very good. Feels like a headline.
Speaker 4: Gold and tell fast too furious?
Speaker 3: How fast? Too furious? Gold as well? All right, what
Speaker 3: have you got them Allergy movies. But Christian Connell Show
Speaker 3: Podcast Allergy Movies. Yes, it is starting to become that
Speaker 3: time of the year, luckily with over the going on
Speaker 3: with the weather. Yesterday it was a glorious or sunny day.
Speaker 3: Now we're back into we've gone back to August? Is
Speaker 3: it July? Is it winter? All right?
Speaker 19: Time?
Speaker 3: Way to allergye Movies? Jack, are you ready to it?
Speaker 3: I'm ready and scratch and Mark, I'm getting itchy silver?
Speaker 3: What on Lee? Itchy Itchy Bang Bang gold, the Pink
Speaker 3: Eye Panther Cold Summer lines in the studio here one
Speaker 3: of the younger team members. The Hills have Itchy Ice Gold.
Speaker 3: That comes the curiously named Brett Valentine Forest Lump Silver,
Speaker 3: Bluff Tango and Rash gold, and andrew snotting Hill Gold.
Speaker 3: Glenn well done Allergy in the house God plus Daniel
Speaker 3: McCormack write it down and give you some time. He
Speaker 3: may well have won.
Speaker 20: It, Pretty Edward Itchy Hands silver, calor Tyne and Present
Speaker 20: Danger Gold, Uppen Hither Gold.
Speaker 3: Dun Gerard, Mary Queen of squits graph. It there isn't it, Nathan.
Speaker 3: It's a conditioner, It's a it's a you know winning
Speaker 3: energy simmer any one. We see the visual stuff the eyes.
Speaker 3: You don't hear about the squipt version of it. He's
Speaker 3: just nut that into you. Silver instead of X men
Speaker 3: X my Men Gold, different movie, The Hunt from Redness
Speaker 3: in October, well donely and Saturday Night Hey Fever. Silver. Yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, let me gues who's winning.
Speaker 4: Daniel McCormack, Daniel for Allergy in the House.
Speaker 3: Hell, Allergy in the House. Well done, you're the winner.
Speaker 8: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast