WEBVTT - FULL: We Are Word Spellers 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:07.480 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast showtime. 0:00:12.240 --> 0:00:14.760 He should be disqualified this week and he is a 0:00:14.920 --> 0:00:16.720 lovely guy. 0:00:16.800 --> 0:00:20.720 And net ankles by eight The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold 0:00:20.800 --> 0:00:24.280 one oh four point three Show one one hundred and 0:00:24.360 --> 0:00:27.120 ninety one, Christian O'Connell Show. Come on in Chat post 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:30.520 morning guys, Come on in Patsy morning. Boys. Please tell 0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:34.440 me you've had food, you have energy? Few because that 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:37.199 last hour yesterday we felt like we were carrying you 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:38.239 over the finished show back. 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:39.159 Yeah, what happened? 0:00:39.200 --> 0:00:42.280 Well, you are horrible to a listener midway through a 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:45.199 really actually genuinely moving story. If you heard it back, 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:47.760 you'd feel awkward. Maybe you need to call that listen 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:51.320 don and apologize quite a few comments yesterday after yesterday's show. 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:53.720 Please never faster on the show. I had to do 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:54.760 it on your own time. 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:55.520 It's all done. 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:57.800 When have you ever heard like a TV show where 0:00:57.840 --> 0:01:00.840 one of the presenters is like draining the last hour, 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:03.640 just dribbling. So you've eaten? What did you eat after 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:04.400 you had the blood test? 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:09.520 I had a chicken and avocado toasted sandwich and very smoothie. 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:11.840 Oh you had me with the sandwich you left me 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:14.800 at the very smooth me And how did the blood? 0:01:14.840 --> 0:01:19.560 They find life? Or looking for signs of something in there? 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:21.600 We all are they got they got it out all right? 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:23.319 How many draws did you have to do? 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:26.000 I did two vials? Yeah, but then they send it 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:27.920 away for the labs and I don't know they do 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:29.040 it over the next three. 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:30.880 Yeah, did they pen a little centrifuge? 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:32.160 They don't do it in front of your eyes. 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:34.880 I've seen them do that. Yeah, yeah, no, no. 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:36.720 She just shake with the hand. 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:40.839 What tests were you going for? And Patsy, how's everything 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:42.760 at home with the Wearerbe? Love God? What's he up 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:43.119 to now? 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:45.120 Well, it's a new life for the Wearerbe. 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:48.440 Because this time yesterday we found out. So Patsy's husband, Crystal, 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:51.640 where we love God, he's four weeks into he's stood 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:55.400 at home getting over a knee operation for his meniscus. Yes, 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:57.280 and so yesterday it was so bad he found out 0:01:57.360 --> 0:02:00.200 on Tuesdays he's watched all of Netflix, all of Down, 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:03.000 all the streaming services, watched them all to everything, and 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:05.920 he'd been watching the hot dog eating competitions over the years. 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:08.600 Well, and hasn't got any better. Because yesterday you moved 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:11.080 on to Global Shop to wreckt so I got home. 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:15.520 Are you killed? I brought my first product in six 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:17.920 years here in Australia at the weekend. They got me. 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:20.240 The family gone to bed and suddenly I saw a 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:24.920 long advert for something called the Grease Police and I'm like, God, 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:28.880 the branding it was just like this is this is 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:32.480 greasy pans? What two sprays of the Grease Police? And 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:34.720 it was wiping off and I went, I'm needing a 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:35.639 mild bloody line. 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:36.760 The grease is under arrest. 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:41.119 I've ordered it. I think it's due today or tomorrow. Yeah. 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:45.160 Well, it's it's like clickbait for can I say older 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:48.040 married men that quite aren't quite? 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:50.799 They got me. They got me that Grease Police. I 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:52.399 was like, what a great brand. 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:56.000 And he said they've actually got some really good stuff. 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:57.760 And I'm thinking I'm fearing the next. 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:00.359 Called Yeah, because I went on some site globe. 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:01.720 A Global Shop Directs. 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:03.760 That's where it was, and it was other genius inventions 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:04.000 like that. 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:05.920 How do you even stay on that chunnel for more 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:08.240 than ten watching a big app? 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:10.520 Do you know what it is? It's a spell? It's 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:12.880 a spell. You're there, and it's normally men like Chris 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:14.880 and I guess that are that the missus has fallen 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:17.359 asleep on their counch or something. Suddenly you'll see it. 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:19.960 They get you straight away? Have they coming straight away? 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:22.679 Here's you have a problem, we have a solution, And 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:24.000 you're like, yes, yes you do. 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:25.080 I want to cut to the chaise. 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:26.920 I want the so and then there was a code 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:30.000 if I did it right now, the tricks, and I'm like, 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:32.839 you're probably just speaking to me right now because it's 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:35.040 like midnight. So I'm going to thank you for this 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:42.000 between you and I. 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:45.320 If you get it now, you get like double double. 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:47.880 The deals to chuck another one for free you want 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:49.960 for your neighbor. And I'm smart enough to know an 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:51.880 offer when I sitting off of Greece police, was it 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:54.200 just for easy payments? Get out of it? I didn't know. 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:56.920 I went for one up front with a bigger discount. 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:59.640 It was like three discounts. How do you make any money, 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:00.440 grease police? 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:03.000 I'm actually interested to know how. 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:03.880 I can't wait. 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:06.840 Not often do you come in here complaining of greasy pans. 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:08.440 I believe that you have a problem. 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:11.360 Do you know what actually because yesterday, I cooked him 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:13.040 and I was about to clean them up and I went, 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:15.240 my wife went, where are you taking those? And I'm 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:20.480 going to put them in the coach. I'm saving them 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:25.000 for the grease police. Gross, don't take every ounce of 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:28.599 fun out this marriage, Sarah. This is my weekend. That 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:30.760 actually is the highlight of my weekend has been with 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:31.640 my grease police. 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:35.560 You have rats and possums? 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:40.000 Do you reckon? Go back to the Global store again. 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:44.200 They've probably got some kind of bigoss and police. What 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:45.120 was Chris looking at. 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:48.880 Oh all matter of things. There was like this multi 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:51.080 battery charger and he goes, we need that, and I said, 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:51.400 we don't. 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:53.119 I've seen that. It's like a Christmas tree. 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:55.800 We don't need that. And then he was even reciting 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:56.560 the ad. 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:59.520 Like he's in a very runall position. You need to 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:02.440 take it credit card from I guarantee if he hears this, 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:05.480 here'll be getting the grease police coming up next. We've 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:10.359 had a secret communication from the man himself. Pats has 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:13.279 said one thing. We hear it from the man himself. 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:15.240 The Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:19.280 I every want anything from what I called the Einstein Store, 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:22.440 because if Einstein was alive right now, Da Vinci. They've 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:26.440 been designing stuff and sharing it on Global shop Direct 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:32.719 for one off easy payment. Right now, late Saturday night. 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:34.719 Everyone else has gone to bed. I'm up and I 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:37.560 see this advert Brees and grime build up in no time. 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:40.039 I was actually starting not off, and I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:42.600 Those are big buzzwords to be chucking around late at night. 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:44.720 Use them wisely, TV. 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:48.000 Breeson grime build up in no time, Stop struggling to 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:51.400 clean the grease and call the police, the grease police. 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:54.800 I'm sorry, I had no option the siren. I mean, 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:57.160 are you even allowed to do that? I don't think 0:05:57.200 --> 0:05:59.840 you're allowed to use like sirens, so I remember when 0:05:59.839 --> 0:06:02.440 i'm my compliance training here. Same in the UK. You're 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:05.279 not allowed to use for comedy bits or sketches or 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:08.920 adverts sirens because it's really distracting. Someone might pull over 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:12.760 right now, do pull over risk the grease police. This 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:13.640 is a great advert. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:16.680 Greece and grime build up in no time. Stop struggling 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:20.240 to clean the grease and call the police, the grease Police. 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:22.560 I did call the grease police, and it's due to 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:26.000 rive today or tomorrow. I'm assured, and I've got put 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:28.080 a science in greasy pans to try it out. This 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:30.120 is what I got for the Global Shop Direct. I'd 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:32.400 love to hear from anyone this morning that's ever got 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:36.000 anything else from those infomercials. Now, this company, Global Shop Direct, 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:37.880 they's huge. You go on there, you're bounded out of 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:40.640 curiosity and to see the things they've done. I think 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:41.680 they had a different name. 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:44.360 Was It's Direct Patty in the past? 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:44.760 Was it? 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:48.080 I remember Dano's Direct growing up and similar things he 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:49.320 came across the infomercials. 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:53.360 Yeah, Rio's window shopping. Right now you're on the website 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:55.560 where there's more incredible products. 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:58.239 You could spend so much money here, are you guys 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:01.000 sick of every time you use binoculars you have to 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:01.839 use your hands? 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:04.279 Oh? Yeah, absolutely, always it. 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:08.680 Yeah, and they may do my triceps get tired binoculars? 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:09.640 What do they go? 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:10.840 We'll worry no more. 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:14.240 With the zoom Optics binocular glasses, which are a set 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:16.160 of glasses that have two. 0:07:16.080 --> 0:07:18.000 Hundred and forty percent magnification. 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:22.920 The surgeons have those exactly right. Why can't ask commoners 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:23.320 have them? 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:25.120 Well, these people in the add are just wearing it 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:26.240 around every day, So. 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:32.480 Once you need to see this, it's so bad. I know, 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:35.160 I've got like plus two four or something for my 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:38.880 prescription lenses right for reading plus two hundred and fifty. 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:41.200 It would make it hard to actually just walk down 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:41.880 the street. 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:46.000 Constantly chatting to giants. They're in Lilliput. 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:49.480 And also, are you sick of not having some sort 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:52.520 of seal or container for your half finished bananas? 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:54.880 Oh my god, yeah, oh my god, my wife's got 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:57.000 one of those four are just one thing for an avocado. 0:07:57.600 --> 0:08:01.560 It's like a space helmet. She posts one low lucky 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:03.680 avocado that could be saying, and all the other other 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:07.480 gods like save us are about to be destroyed, like 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:08.240 not me, not me. 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:11.280 There's only one chosen. 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:15.960 You can go in the special avocado house well. 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:17.880 With the banana ce, or you can preserve all your 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:20.240 half eaten bananas for whenever you need it. 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:23.920 So what is it like a shape of pencil case. 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:26.240 From exactly like a pencil case for a banana. 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:28.600 Right, this is where we're going to find the new 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:32.280 prizes to delight listeners with on there. All right, let's 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:36.600 catch up with Christy where we love God against them 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:37.880 and every. 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:40.320 Other day he gets a spongebar, maybe I'll just wheel 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:42.560 him out the back. Had to put a drink of 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:43.000 water in. 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:51.640 From four weeks, we hear one side of it. Let's 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:54.559 go to the main man himself, Christal where we love God. 0:08:54.559 --> 0:08:57.360 We reached out yesterday we sent the same. We have 0:08:57.400 --> 0:09:01.440 a special word spice called a dead letterbox at dead shop, 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:04.080 so we've we've heard this from Christal wherever we love God. 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:06.560 Good morning team. Thank you if you can see how 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:10.000 he's whispering, terrifying that she's probably got monitoring devices everywhere. 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:14.040 Good morning team, Thank you for giving me the opportunity. 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:16.000 They say that when a soul has taken from a minute, 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:19.040 it's the voice that goes first. Of all, this an't 0:09:19.040 --> 0:09:21.040 there we heard from last week or the week before. 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:26.040 This dishevel man, a broken man, and a broken voice. 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:29.119 Good morning team, Thank you for giving me the opportunity 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:30.480 to provide proof of life. 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:32.080 Recovery is going well. 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:35.559 We're four weeks in. However, as of last week, tensions 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:39.520 are starting to boil over. Patience is now wafer thin. 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:43.719 She has gone from Florence Nightingale at the beginning to 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:47.000 more nurse ratchet up to now so I'm starting to 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:49.440 get a little bit concerned. If I don't get back 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:52.720 on both feet soon and start to resume normal duties, 0:09:53.120 --> 0:09:54.960 I'm not sure what will happen. 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:57.959 Check on me again soon. Tell you what. Patsy'll be 0:09:58.000 --> 0:09:59.960 looking for a new husband or Global shop direct. 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:04.760 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:07.959 Yesterday check went up, some blood taken and what were 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:09.120 you considering doing? 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:12.319 Rio, who works with us in the studio, his dad 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:15.040 is a doctor and he told us once that you 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:18.240 get all these bonuses for having a parent as a 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:19.960 doctor that other people. 0:10:19.640 --> 0:10:22.240 Don't do you do they look after each other, don't they. 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:24.240 It's a lot of industries to do this. They get 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:27.000 preferential treatment because they appreciate what doctors do. 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:29.320 So Rio goes to see a doctor, goes my dad's 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:32.600 a doctor. They give him a nod like lit take care. 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:34.000 It's a special handshake they do. 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:38.400 I almost yesterday got to the front desk of the 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:41.080 doctors and I wanted to go my dad's a doctor 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:42.800 to see what would happen, to. 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:45.280 See if they would give me the you should have 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:47.439 said earlier, don't put it down the form. But I 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:49.160 just go and let me know we shun of a 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:51.360 doctor out, I'll take the bill. 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:54.520 How does it work? 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:54.719 Then? 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:58.240 No, my dad would have already like tipped off the 0:10:58.960 --> 0:11:01.040 say I'm going to a physia therapist. You go by 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:03.800 the way, like my son's going to come on Thursday, 0:11:03.840 --> 0:11:05.400 And so he wrings them up ahead of time. 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:07.800 Know whay he does that and then said what he 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:09.720 happens to know sam my physio? 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:11.840 Yeah, we just know like they just go, oh you know, 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:13.840 because then the physio can when he comes to Dad 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:16.360 will get a bit, will get yeah, which. 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.079 Makes sense like they're trying to help each other out. 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:21.640 Then this is this is a very easible, easy hackable system. 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:24.440 What's to put something? I could then wrung ahead yesterday 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:27.440 and said, oh hi, this is doctor o'connelly. My son's 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:32.920 coming in yes posts I'm not good. A prank calls 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:40.000 this is dor post so head sorry, I think got 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:42.200 who I was. This is such a busy day curing people. 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:45.840 And then Christian says to them say you ever come 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:47.560 my way or look up for you, you look up 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:49.160 for you. 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:51.360 Just call me on nine four one four one o 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:54.760 four three and I'll get you into my surgery. 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:56.760 I don't think it's as explicit as that. I think 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:59.920 it's just a bit of a well that's what I was. 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:03.280 I hope you so you can't as the patient go like, 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:04.520 my dad's a doctor. 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:07.000 It all has to be done through the back end. 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:10.880 So Dad would go, but again, what's the stop Jack going? Look, Oh, 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:14.960 my dad's a doctor and he knows sam Ian Claire 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:17.839 whoever they're seeing. And then they would go, oh right, okay, 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:20.000 And they spoke earlier I think at the golf club. 0:12:20.320 --> 0:12:25.480 That might work. Yeah, I'm now going to try this. 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:26.680 It's too good not to give it a. 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:30.800 Good good man, good morning, good morning. 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:34.120 Do you try when you call up? You knows on 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:36.920 the Naked Hour? Oh, let Christian know. My dad's a DJ. 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:39.360 I'll put it straight through. Put straight through. Don't worry 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:43.080 about how bad the songs come straight through. Coming up 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:45.319 next up the Pats His News The Good Morning Minute. 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:47.760 We say good morning to many of you listening as possible. 0:12:47.840 --> 0:12:50.280 One minute. All we need is your name, where you 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:52.200 are and what are you up to? Text me Oh 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:55.400 four seven five o three one oh four three, your name, 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:57.640 what you're up to? Where you are to four seven 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:00.000 five o three one o four three. 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:02.680 Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:04.120 Good morning, good morning. 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:06.760 All right, this did a good morning minute. We say 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:09.800 good morning. Too many of you as possible listening right now. 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:14.080 Pats are you ready? I am Prime Jack Are you ready? 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:14.679 Let's go? 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:18.960 All right? Good morning to Vicky in Cranbourne, dividing Garlic. 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:20.200 Good morning, Vicky. 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:23.120 You know my name was going to be Victoria, but 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:25.240 it was Victoria or Patrina. 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:28.319 Either of those two names work for you. By the way, 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:30.600 Thank you. You're definitely a Vicky or a Patrina. 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:31.120 I can say that. 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:35.760 As soon as you see Pats, you think Vicky or Patrina, Victoria, Oh, no, 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:38.680 fancy or Vico. 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:41.200 It's like the new Karen. 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:44.560 Good morning, Christian, Jack abat s. I'm at home having 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:47.280 breakfast with my German Shepherd. Have a great day. 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:49.959 Morning. Who are they? Would you say? 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:51.240 No, no name here? 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:52.280 Actually yeah? 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:55.360 Yeah? Please let us know your name? Guessing then Shepard? 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:58.040 You probably ever snags in the morning. Good morning, Christian 0:13:58.080 --> 0:14:01.880 and gang Brian here currently being a passenger princess while 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:04.960 my boss Brian drives has two Parkdale for the railway upgrade. 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:07.640 Enjoy your day. Never heard that phrase the passenger princess. 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:11.560 I love that Christian. Good morning from Benny Boy. Good morning, 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:12.240 Benny Boy. 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:12.559 Benny. 0:14:13.040 --> 0:14:16.199 He's emptying recycling bins in Roville. Shout out to all 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:19.600 the other drivers who work out. JJ Richards in dand 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:23.720 and On. Good morning from Lisa, John, Steve Nick and 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:26.400 Camberwell working at the butcher's in the market. 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:28.960 Good morning team, Good morning Lisa, John Steve Nick. 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:33.080 Well remember, oh my god, you can tell he's eating 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:38.200 the PSI. Is you try and punch it now it 0:14:38.280 --> 0:14:43.720 punches back. There's no deflation. Morning Team. Julian Sandhurst currently 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:46.440 walking the streets in the wind and rain. Good morning. 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:50.080 Is there an eighties music video? Good morning, Christian. Brad 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:52.920 driving a truck back to Melbourne from Adelaide. Good morning, 0:14:53.000 --> 0:14:56.720 bringing back, Brad. I've just seen lightning, Julie, get indoors 0:14:56.760 --> 0:15:03.400 now it's lightning just now, so exciting. Judy's just updated me. 0:15:03.440 --> 0:15:05.880 She just texted back that was the update. Now thunderstorms 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:09.160 are lightning, very very frightening morning guys. Justin driving to 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:12.600 baller app into the Epping Flower Market, loaded up with 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:13.880 fresh flowers. Cheers. 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:14.760 Good morning, Justine. 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:17.360 Justin. A friend of mine's say flores. He's in his sixties, 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:18.520 not a boomery's a bloomer. 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:25.760 Someone's eating much. They're crazy early though. 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:27.560 It's flower market people here at like. 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:30.640 Those markets early, so we don't see the cheap flowers. 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:33.600 They go quickly. Everyone's asleep before you charge a bunch 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:36.760 of bucks for a foot bunch. Talking about that, I 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:39.040 don't think you saw the awful presentation we had to 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:42.560 do with yesterday. A team member's been basically working way 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:45.000 beyond what should be expected from them, right, it's not 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:48.600 Jack spoilering, not And to thank them, we said the 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:50.680 day before, let's get let's put some some lovely stuff, 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:53.360 some lovely flowers and a voucher and all this rear 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:55.880 hood all that, and thought, what about not so lovely flowers? 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:59.280 What about the shabbiest flowers you can find in hospitals? 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:04.640 Don't get out of it, Richmond. There's at least ten florists, 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:05.160 and not just that. 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:08.600 You got person is a sad looking sunflowers. 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:12.200 Succulent and a succulent two half dead sunflowers like two 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:14.160 half dead stufflowers, right, look like they need to be 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:17.440 back in hospital on a live support machine themselves. And 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:21.480 a succulent is what you get an elderly Auntie who's 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:26.000 moved into a new sort of right healthcare. Sick your 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:29.560 living unit, succulent doesn't say thanks for working in the 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:34.080 cold face of entertainment radio, Well, then don't make it 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:36.920 worse small lightning by the way, Where were we? Oh yeah, 0:16:37.040 --> 0:16:39.560 good morning to Nick the personal trainer, on his way 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:43.520 to put his clients through some serious muscle building. Nick 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:47.320 the Gaines cushion. I'm building some lego to awaken the 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:48.440 brain before work. 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:50.760 It's a mental exercise. 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:53.600 Dan, I didn't know that one. Whybe me get some 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:56.440 for the team here? That and some succulents for all 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:59.680 the team coome on. Team Jared here with a live 0:16:59.800 --> 0:17:01.840 track figure update on the cold and don't worry about 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:04.160 the traffic news. We're not interested. We're already at work. 0:17:04.240 --> 0:17:07.040 The Christian Connell Show podcast Today. 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:10.600 Finals begins tonight Portcats and a massive game at the 0:17:10.600 --> 0:17:13.040 g tomorrow night right here in Melbourne, Dogs versus Hawks, 0:17:13.280 --> 0:17:18.160 and then two huge games on Saturday. The whole season 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:20.760 is all about building up two finals. Are you going 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:23.160 to make the eight? Are you in the finals? Let alone? 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:25.120 Then what's going to happen with the Grand Finals? All 0:17:25.119 --> 0:17:28.440 heading towards the points end? Of the arrow, which is finals. 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:31.639 It's incredible. Obviously in England we have EPL, it's a 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:34.080 very different system. But who's going to win the league, 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:37.200 who's going to get relegated, who gets promoted? So finals 0:17:37.240 --> 0:17:39.359 is quite a thing here, right, It's most time of 0:17:39.359 --> 0:17:42.120 the year. Oh, it's so exciting, all right. And then 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:45.359 yesterday I saw an incredible news story, a story to 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:49.080 do with the actual the system itself, the finals. Pats 0:17:49.080 --> 0:17:51.960 if you ever heard of a man, maybe you saw 0:17:52.000 --> 0:17:55.440 the story come across your desk and you never gave 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:57.760 him the credit it deserves. And maybe you've reported on 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:02.000 the Kim Crawford story. Well that is a real shame 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:04.439 because this is a story that big media and that's you. 0:18:04.560 --> 0:18:08.840 Batsy has been trying to keep quiet. Tasmanian former pe 0:18:08.960 --> 0:18:15.160 teacher Kim Crawford is furious that the AFL has allegedly 0:18:15.280 --> 0:18:17.760 stolen his top eight final system. 0:18:18.800 --> 0:18:21.119 I've never heard this claim before, and they've used it 0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:23.640 for twenty something years than the current format. 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:27.520 Well, you know, Crawford claims he proposed the Crawford Final 0:18:27.560 --> 0:18:31.359 eight system. Snappy to the fact, from now on, Patsy 0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:34.040 only referred to it as the Crawford finalite system as 0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:37.440 it starts tonight. What are we talking about? The Crawford 0:18:37.560 --> 0:18:42.119 Final eight system. He proposed this in nineteen ninety four 0:18:42.480 --> 0:18:46.159 but was told by the AFL it was flawed. But 0:18:46.240 --> 0:18:49.520