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Speaker 1: How are you feeling? Hapes better? Hapes better?
Speaker 5: He was coughing and spluttering and sore throating all weekends,
Speaker 5: so just took an extra day feeling good.
Speaker 1: How are you guys?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 2: I understand you had to do home and contents insurance,
Speaker 2: Yes as well.
Speaker 1: I reason I had to go through this. It's so complicated.
Speaker 5: You feel like I feel like you know, when you're
Speaker 5: at school and you haven't studied for an exam.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think we all just missed the year
Speaker 2: or the term they did adulting.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: I was on the final last week and this woman
Speaker 2: made me feel like I just didn't know. She was
Speaker 2: like and one the points she was like, you got
Speaker 2: any rare art? I mean, how many people? Why have
Speaker 2: that question in? How many of us are going we
Speaker 2: make sure you really upweight that the van goes I'm
Speaker 2: got rare are? They need to have that question in
Speaker 2: for every call rare are art collect I've got some
Speaker 2: dogs playing poker?
Speaker 1: Is that rare? It is to me? I love that.
Speaker 1: That's one of the kind. Yes it is.
Speaker 2: That calendar gives me a chuckle every month. So what
Speaker 2: did you like valuation? Because there's a minimum, she asked me.
Speaker 7: She goes, how much would it cost to rebuild your home?
Speaker 1: I don't know what what's happened?
Speaker 5: I know if it's burnt down like I was like,
Speaker 5: I wouldn't have the foggiest And she goes, okay, well
Speaker 5: what's the like that's for the home part, And then
Speaker 5: we moved on to the content.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's where it gets already complicated.
Speaker 5: Yeah, how much all your belongings were? I was like, well,
Speaker 5: most important thing is like TV, which is like I
Speaker 5: know one and a half k so five kum five.
Speaker 1: That's not like I don't own that much?
Speaker 7: Good?
Speaker 1: What about the fridge, the oven.
Speaker 5: Et old? They're all from Facebook marketplace? Like, nothing's really expensive.
Speaker 5: It's a cost to replace the man.
Speaker 7: Yeah, she goes, well it starts at twenty k.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's the minimum.
Speaker 5: Because I've never had anyone safe five the lowest anyone
Speaker 5: like I don't know, I honestly think that's all.
Speaker 1: It's just going to put you on hold.
Speaker 2: Will we have a wig round in the office for
Speaker 2: the poorest person in Melbourne? Oh, when you work for
Speaker 2: rather than my one breakfast show, you must work for
Speaker 2: arm talk about this place by the way. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: yesterday as I was leaving, I'm sure Josh on reception right,
Speaker 2: and he must have been surrounded by it. And if
Speaker 2: you saw it, pants, I did thirty boxes right, and
Speaker 2: he was like taping them up.
Speaker 1: I said, what are we are you running like a
Speaker 1: mail order business? What is this?
Speaker 2: And he goes, Oh my god, they didn't want anyone
Speaker 2: seeing anything. But all the old, really old computers here
Speaker 2: are being got rid of. I said, so where are
Speaker 2: all these going? He goes, They're going to banner At.
Speaker 2: I mean what you mean, like a food dropping balat
Speaker 2: just thrown into the streets for the people at Ballarat
Speaker 2: to have twenty year old dells.
Speaker 1: He goes, No, the radio station there.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know we had an outfit out there
Speaker 2: in Ballarat that are now getting twenty year old. Oh,
Speaker 2: the first version of Microsoft ninety five.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Alice Cullen, you were doing a very good job this
Speaker 2: week in the complicated world of the AFL trade.
Speaker 1: It's like advanced maths, isn't it. It really is.
Speaker 2: It's just shuffling around players who are basically the ongoing
Speaker 2: story is people who are like the Cherney Kerno stuff.
Speaker 2: So's he prepared to take what an apprenticeship ought to
Speaker 2: be an unpaid intern?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Swans Rather than play at Carlton, Yes, rather
Speaker 2: than just one more year at.
Speaker 1: We'll keep for free? Well bad snags for free? What
Speaker 1: an amazing story? That is a million dollars?
Speaker 2: It doesn't want to earn it if he's still got
Speaker 2: to play.
Speaker 1: The ald story. He wants to get out of the
Speaker 1: Melbourne bubble.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's just that one, isn't He same with Clayton
Speaker 2: a loive as well. So around gws wrong choice of words.
Speaker 2: They were Clayton and my favorite phrase is where they go?
Speaker 2: The players have landed in Adelaide or wherever it is, Frio,
Speaker 2: and I'm looking around the facilities, like you know what.
Speaker 2: I look at the showers and I can't stand what
Speaker 2: they've done with that canteen.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not going to be coming. It's cracked
Speaker 1: in the wall here. Yea that needs to be fixed.
Speaker 2: Looking around the facilities, some of them, I don't understand
Speaker 2: the maths.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 2: There was warning yesterday Will Brody got traded to port
Speaker 2: Adelaide from Frio for actually pause the TV and wrote
Speaker 2: this down. I couldn't understand this for around six pick
Speaker 2: one oh three?
Speaker 1: Yes, what? Yeah? I didn't even know it went up
Speaker 1: that hot.
Speaker 7: It's pretty insulting.
Speaker 1: Yes, I like, I don't even know who to do
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: But people were like, he got he's got ring his
Speaker 2: mum and dad, I'm after port Adelaide.
Speaker 1: What do they get around six pick one oh three?
Speaker 1: That is low? I didn't even know it went up
Speaker 1: like that. How did they were? They in nego shape?
Speaker 2: Will I?
Speaker 1: Will you want?
Speaker 2: We want one oh one? No? No, one oh three?
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, well.
Speaker 1: Get in here.
Speaker 7: What did they take me for? Pick thirty?
Speaker 2: I didn't know when that high? But it's the round
Speaker 2: six pick one oh three.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and one of the highest picks as well, Like
Speaker 9: not many get traded from like one hundred plus.
Speaker 1: You've never heard of it going over one hundred. That's
Speaker 1: why it caught my eye.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what it seems a pointless trade and also
Speaker 2: it's like it must be so complicated for the people
Speaker 2: who were like the list managers or all the us. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and like minute by minute it must be because it's
Speaker 2: so complicated. Who's coming in, who keeps a note on
Speaker 2: a file on a computer? These future picks? Because these
Speaker 2: people must jobs? Do they tell the new person, don't
Speaker 2: forget about that? Pick one oh three, that's ours?
Speaker 1: Wait for it? Rounds? Was it four? Was it? Fourn'?
Speaker 1: Remember now? Pick thirty seven, eight forty six?
Speaker 2: So does obviously the draw system exists in the NRL,
Speaker 2: does it get this complicated?
Speaker 9: No way, They don't really have a draft system in
Speaker 9: the NRL. What really, Yeah, you just sort of they
Speaker 9: get up and comers, so you choose kids from eighteen's
Speaker 9: reserve grade. Yeah, there's there's nothing like this in the NRAL.
Speaker 9: The NURL are looking at it, though, because look at the.
Speaker 2: General that the NRL looks at the AFL and go,
Speaker 2: we want some of that.
Speaker 1: But they should they look at the media it generates.
Speaker 1: Let's attention on it.
Speaker 2: And notice that it has its own radio station. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, have you ever heard trade radio? Continental taps?
Speaker 1: Those poor buggers, don't they have to feel like so much.
Speaker 2: What's the what's the Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill movie Moneyball?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, like that, isn't it with all the advanced maths.
Speaker 2: It's so complicated.
Speaker 5: They're like hamsters on a wheel because they can't get
Speaker 5: off all They lout to talk about his.
Speaker 7: Trade radio and they've got like weeks and weeks of radio.
Speaker 1: Sometimes.
Speaker 2: I love watching the little video clips. They look like
Speaker 2: hostages there that are not. Trump's going to fly into
Speaker 2: Melbourne once he's solved to Israel and try and get
Speaker 2: the presenters on Trade Radio.
Speaker 4: Free the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: It's from Mark in Bathurst to we talk about yesterday.
Speaker 2: Hello Mark, The NRAL Christian tried doing a drafta plays
Speaker 2: during the nineties, won the players, the late Terry Hill
Speaker 2: turn them to court for restriction of trade and one,
Speaker 2: oh what one dude, Terry Hills taken well obviously he
Speaker 2: took on the entire NRL though, and wait for e
Speaker 2: one wow, what a legends. Christian assist on the show
Speaker 2: yesterday about Lilian.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Lillian is one of our listeners Target Demo, who is
Speaker 2: one hundred, one of our younger listeners. Actually she's the
Speaker 2: sort of twenty somethings, well nineteen twenty something listeners that
Speaker 2: were trying to attract more over to the station.
Speaker 1: Lillian is one hundred tomorrow.
Speaker 2: This is a big moment and she listens to the show,
Speaker 2: and so granddaughter is bringing her in on the show tomorrow,
Speaker 2: and we're looking for ideas. We need to get the
Speaker 2: gift today. What do you get someone who's turning one hundred,
Speaker 2: They've had ninety nine birthdays.
Speaker 1: You think about so many gifts, so many gifts.
Speaker 2: No more newspapers from the era was born, which always
Speaker 2: think is a pointless gift because you didn't know, No,
Speaker 2: you're a's not like it's hey, you remember this. I
Speaker 2: had no idea that was happening. Five when she was born,
Speaker 2: A depression was on.
Speaker 1: It's not going to be a fun na. Mick Morehouse
Speaker 1: talking about all the comings and.
Speaker 2: Going to of AFL Christian Listens show. Yes, about Lillian
Speaker 2: turning one hundred tomorrow. What gift together now? You said
Speaker 2: about Caitlin said about getting her listen Kayton said a
Speaker 2: lot yesterday a lot of reactions to the podcast when
Speaker 2: producer Kaitlin actually said on air that Lillian becoming one
Speaker 2: hundred tomorrow means that she would join an exclusive club
Speaker 2: of a two nine people in the world who are
Speaker 2: one hundred and above. And obviously there was much surprise
Speaker 2: that she would think such a number. Turns out there's
Speaker 2: over nine hundred thousand, six and a half thousand just
Speaker 2: in Australia.
Speaker 1: She says it.
Speaker 7: It's such confidence that at first you believe her.
Speaker 2: You go, oh nine, and when the rest of the
Speaker 2: team like produce a Tina bus and I went, no,
Speaker 2: I don't think that's true. It to all us about
Speaker 2: six thousand. I went to a song and you said,
Speaker 2: Kate just looked at me and goes shit. I went no, no, no,
Speaker 2: you can't say that about facts. If she was one
Speaker 2: of eight or nine in the world, we'd have the
Speaker 2: world's media just setting on us.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow. CNN would be coming and.
Speaker 7: She's the designated number cruncher on the.
Speaker 1: Crunching those numbers crunching.
Speaker 2: Anyway, she did have a nice day about getting her
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars bottle of wine Christians. She can buy
Speaker 2: that for herself. I think the suggestion of high tea
Speaker 2: at the lang which is a good point.
Speaker 1: Hi t the Langue is incredible we have sorted this out.
Speaker 2: She's gonna I have tea at the Langeman and you
Speaker 2: know Pansy Andre is going to look after as well.
Speaker 10: She will feel like a queen for a day as
Speaker 10: she should be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now talking about gifts, I found Sunday the only
Speaker 2: thing that I would love for Christmas this year. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I've made a note of my phone. It's a Lego
Speaker 2: Seinfeld set.
Speaker 1: It's Jerry's apartment that is actually poor with all the characters.
Speaker 2: Okay, and Uncle Leo as well, right, one three hundred
Speaker 2: and twenty six pieces. So it's something that maybe my
Speaker 2: daughters could help me build over the Christmas period.
Speaker 1: Would they do that? No? Cool? No?
Speaker 2: But in my mind, you know, you have that version
Speaker 2: of the family I wish I had. It's like the
Speaker 2: Judd Apatow movie version, you know, where there's some mountain
Speaker 2: goat song comes underneath it with a ukulele.
Speaker 5: Now you last time I remember you trying to do
Speaker 5: a puzzle. How did you end up finishing that?
Speaker 1: No, that's stood under the stairs.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, but you still feel confident about doing one
Speaker 5: thousand plus piece of Lego.
Speaker 2: One three hundred and twenty six The gift is an idea,
Speaker 2: isn't it. You know that's what I would love. Do
Speaker 2: you guys know what you want for Christmas? I've told
Speaker 2: my family this is it. This is what I want
Speaker 2: for Christmas. Please get me this. I'll be very happy.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, I've known what I've wanted since the start of
Speaker 5: the year. We went to our friend's place and they
Speaker 5: have a Phillips automatic pasta maker.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 5: So it's just like, I guess, like the equivalent of
Speaker 5: an ice cream machine, but for pasta. So you just
Speaker 5: put in flour, water and then it spits out fresh past.
Speaker 1: So, oh, I see. Let you do with a breadmaker?
Speaker 5: Yes, exactly, it's like your own little like electronic no
Speaker 5: that existed, Yes, I know, and just.
Speaker 2: A pasta that's a virtual non the ver none thousand
Speaker 2: and does it taste nice?
Speaker 5: It tastes beautiful because pasta is just flour and water,
Speaker 5: maybe a bit of salt.
Speaker 2: Oh, but it's so much more non as right now
Speaker 2: listening in the kitchen stoner, Oh, like wagging a finger
Speaker 2: at the radio.
Speaker 5: There's so much more I know, And I know they
Speaker 5: use that you know, the big metal.
Speaker 1: Machine crank in that thing.
Speaker 5: I don't have the Nana's hands touch to be able
Speaker 5: to do that.
Speaker 1: So this thing is not obviously not non a quality.
Speaker 1: It's not a strength.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's not a strength, and it's pretty bloody good.
Speaker 5: So that's my dream to have fresh past or whenever
Speaker 5: I want.
Speaker 2: Twenty four to seven on demand. You already need that
Speaker 2: gym membership to work off that heavy pass. If you've
Speaker 2: got it on demand, pass you what are you after?
Speaker 11: I really really want a dice in ear wrap for
Speaker 11: my hair, which would cost you know, a little.
Speaker 10: Bit of an outlay, but give us a number nine dollars?
Speaker 2: Why, I think about five or six hundred, right. My
Speaker 2: wife has one and I went, what he is not
Speaker 2: your birthday of Christmas? She went, oh no, I got
Speaker 2: it for free with all the points that we built
Speaker 2: up over the awesome And I'm so stupid I went
Speaker 2: for free.
Speaker 1: There's only like about a week later.
Speaker 2: In mind that would have massive enough points at David
Speaker 2: Jones or you get that dice for free.
Speaker 11: You could have gone to La probably, but it would
Speaker 11: save so much on blow.
Speaker 2: No, no, no real, it's a My wife and the
Speaker 2: two daughters they argue over this holy girl of things.
Speaker 1: It's a game changer. It is. No, it really is
Speaker 1: absolutely essential.
Speaker 2: Because Patsy probably like my wife's hair, it's the same
Speaker 2: as yours. It takes ages to blow yes.
Speaker 11: And it's curly, and it takes a bit of wrangling
Speaker 11: every single time I do it. That's why half the
Speaker 11: time I go to my hairdresser. She can deal with
Speaker 11: it because I can't be bothered.
Speaker 10: And it costs. It costs money.
Speaker 2: So when we're going out, I have to backtime. I
Speaker 2: go and listen on the restaurants. But to seven, please
Speaker 2: don't tell me washing your hair, washing your hair show.
Speaker 1: I know I have tocrease. It's so greasy. Grease is
Speaker 1: in this year. I've seen it on the grams.
Speaker 2: Greasy hair dank that Kirk cababe good look on a
Speaker 2: woman because I'm like, oh god, she's washing it hair.
Speaker 1: It's ages. How try do you need it?
Speaker 10: I actually say to Chris before right, I'm having a shower.
Speaker 10: But it's a hair shower.
Speaker 1: No, that's it has to get flagged up. It's that
Speaker 1: big a deal.
Speaker 10: I'll see you in ninety minutes, two hours.
Speaker 2: I'm never allowed to come in the bathroom because apparently
Speaker 2: that will put her off.
Speaker 1: When you're trying your air. Yes, go in the other
Speaker 1: bath and me. If you're going to do something in
Speaker 1: the background, what does it bother you?
Speaker 7: How much better can this hot?
Speaker 1: Hot air? Is hot air? How much?
Speaker 2: I don't know what the challenge is, but it's about
Speaker 2: it's freeze up about it's a lot quicker. It can
Speaker 2: be dry now in twenty minutes as oppose I'm not joking.
Speaker 2: A red to an hour. Okay, that is actually.
Speaker 11: Money and it helps with flyaways as well. It's better
Speaker 11: on your hair. Dice and do everything do.
Speaker 2: Vorking coin and yeah, yeah they're a triple threat, Alex,
Speaker 2: Yes they do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, flat money, flat thing.
Speaker 2: It should be a vacuum as well, Alex, What do
Speaker 2: you want some new Blue Jumpers?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm worrying at the moment. My father
Speaker 1: in law's vest. But that's another story.
Speaker 9: Hey, mcc membership nice and easy.
Speaker 1: Oh forget it.
Speaker 2: You've been here three months in you that one, don't know, Bunny,
Speaker 2: If you're listening membership, they're really easy.
Speaker 1: To get those jump the cue, chucking them around you
Speaker 1: see them.
Speaker 7: Line up for the finals is worth all that money,
Speaker 7: all that wait and you.
Speaker 1: Have to line up lawn chair, sleep him back.
Speaker 9: You get grand finals, you get everything, you get all
Speaker 9: like all cricket matches, but the World Cup games I
Speaker 9: was reading, But you get all the footy games, you
Speaker 9: get grand final enter.
Speaker 1: It's a big deal getting that membership. It really is
Speaker 1: the gym as well.
Speaker 9: Like I've got friends that have got SCG membership and
Speaker 9: I'm so jealous of them.
Speaker 1: It's like this holy grail.
Speaker 9: And like the membership cards go around over the Christmas
Speaker 9: break like you people can't go, and like if you
Speaker 9: have one, it's just like.
Speaker 1: Well, MC gym membership is a really big deal.
Speaker 2: You get like grandparents who put like babies names down
Speaker 2: thinking that hopefully, Oh my god, I've just seen the time.
Speaker 2: It is actually time for you to do the news.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Christian for the one of
Speaker 2: the greatest. What are the odd zevo? No, you do
Speaker 2: it tomorrow? Obviously, Lilian's coming in on the day she
Speaker 2: turns one hundred. Do you think you can find somebody
Speaker 2: else who also turns one hundred tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Calian start crunching those numbers. What are being Calien's computer
Speaker 2: in the billions? Catillions? Triquinians I am now. Also, that
Speaker 2: pasta making machine you mentioned, I've got a Have.
Speaker 1: You seen it? Pats?
Speaker 10: No, I haven't.
Speaker 1: It makes four different types.
Speaker 4: Wow, I've seen.
Speaker 2: You can have lasania, fetini, penne, and traditional pasta.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And the only thing I'm worrying about this is when
Speaker 2: you're a dull grown up like me.
Speaker 1: Is I wonder what it's like to clean? Yes? Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 1: Joy it is to be middle aged? Does it be lovely?
Speaker 3: Thing?
Speaker 2: Given the family fresh pasta to Someone's got clean that though,
Speaker 2: someone's going to pay the price for all that past
Speaker 2: the fun.
Speaker 5: That's how I make all my cooking decisions. It's like
Speaker 5: how much cleaning am I willing to do? And so
Speaker 5: like the one pot one? If I'm feeling really lazy,
Speaker 5: then we're having that, you.
Speaker 2: Know, Yes, all right, let's get into this week's what's
Speaker 2: the year?
Speaker 1: My friends? Do you know what they released?
Speaker 4: Free?
Speaker 1: Willy?
Speaker 7: Was it eighty nine or ninety three?
Speaker 1: Or when?
Speaker 7: Did I don't record life? Four brands?
Speaker 1: I'm not very good with taste.
Speaker 7: Does anybody they know?
Speaker 1: What's the year? Again? What's the year? My friends? Wherever
Speaker 1: you're honest, see right now you can pay along? What's
Speaker 1: the year?
Speaker 2: We go through various TV shows, movie songs from the decades.
Speaker 1: You're gonna work out what was the year? Now?
Speaker 2: Yes, they were two about the sand passing of the weekend?
Speaker 2: What are you sad?
Speaker 1: Part?
Speaker 2: Diane Keaton, something's got to give her and Jack Nicholson
Speaker 2: good movie?
Speaker 1: But what was the year?
Speaker 2: My friend her and the great Jack Nicholson? What was
Speaker 2: the year? Huge mega hit?
Speaker 1: But what year? Recking? The late nineties? Ninety seven?
Speaker 4: Oh a wrong?
Speaker 1: And I'll also give myself one of those.
Speaker 2: I gotta sharpen up for Lillian tomorrow, otherwise she's agoin Listen,
Speaker 2: I RECOGNI a better job and I'm one hundred.
Speaker 11: I remember going to the cinema for this. I'm going
Speaker 11: to say early two thousands. I don't know two thousand
Speaker 11: and three.
Speaker 2: Whoa actually, no, it actually is two thousand three.
Speaker 1: That is incredible. Word.
Speaker 2: I'm actually had Jannicus and dying Keating, huge chemistry screen,
Speaker 2: It's brilliant. All right, Britain spears, what was.
Speaker 1: He here for this?
Speaker 7: A great film clip?
Speaker 1: All right? What was the year? Four?
Speaker 10: No, it was earlyer. I'm gonna say two thousand.
Speaker 2: And one, nineteen ninety seven, two thousand a year two thousand.
Speaker 1: This is iconic kind of two thousand song, isn't it?
Speaker 12: All Right?
Speaker 2: Let's go to a sitcom now, one of the great
Speaker 2: Everybody Loves Raymons the food show. I always sought the
Speaker 2: real star. It was his mum and his brother. Yes,
Speaker 2: and I love rating my brilliant, brilliant stand up. I
Speaker 2: was lucky enough to see him your warm up gig
Speaker 2: at a small comedy club in London.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 2: It was incredible, absolutely one of the great standards, but big,
Speaker 2: long running show. When did it first air Everybody Loves Ray?
Speaker 10: I'm going to say nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 5: Oh really, I would have said like two thousand and five.
Speaker 10: Oh way, no, look at the fashion on it.
Speaker 9: Yes, I was going to say ninety seven again, but
Speaker 9: I'm not ninety five so close.
Speaker 2: It was actually nineteen ninety six. Oh, it's a long
Speaker 2: time ago.
Speaker 4: Ninety six.
Speaker 1: I would have guessed early two thousand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, same, but I guess it was the same time
Speaker 2: as sort of friends and Seinfeld's all that area area
Speaker 2: area even take on me.
Speaker 11: Aha, best film clip of all time?
Speaker 2: Good video this one him and a cartoon version of himself.
Speaker 1: Family guy.
Speaker 10: Yes, well, I'm going to.
Speaker 1: Say, obviously eighties, Okay.
Speaker 10: Obviously, I don't want to go too late.
Speaker 11: I'm going to just jab eighty three, eighty.
Speaker 2: Four, eighty seven, Oh so close, I want to be
Speaker 2: eighty five five. All right, so last one. Now, Now
Speaker 2: we go to a movie, Kindergarten cop water movie movie
Speaker 2: only doing comedy.
Speaker 4: It might be a tumor.
Speaker 1: It's not a tumor, not a tua.
Speaker 2: Great comedy there, great comedy there. All right, what was
Speaker 2: the year for kindergarten cop.
Speaker 10: I'm going to say nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 6: So close, Patsy, No, ninety three, No, you went the
Speaker 6: wrong way, ninety.
Speaker 4: Yes, Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian, what are you buy Lilyan something? This is our
Speaker 2: listeners coming in the show tomorrow on her one hundredth bay.
Speaker 2: She wouldn't buy for herself hand washed from Mecca.
Speaker 7: Oh that's so true, that's so true.
Speaker 2: You would never get one hundred year old lady hand
Speaker 2: wash a really expense saying you've got smelly hands, old timer.
Speaker 1: Or asops.
Speaker 2: And listen, there's expensive hand wash and then there's asops.
Speaker 2: She will not buy herself a one hundred dollar bottle
Speaker 2: of wine. You're right, an old person. They're not just
Speaker 2: going and doing that. I were a nice scarf.
Speaker 5: Heading into some of those Yes, not exactly the season
Speaker 5: for scarf going to chape Christian Towrio.
Speaker 2: Don't forget if he does get that pasta maker up
Speaker 2: his home Contents insurance from twenty thousand to twenty thousand,
Speaker 2: two hundred and forty call the Martrea upgrade the policy.
Speaker 2: All right, let's do today's late for party. The home
Speaker 2: of all your awesome emails. I love getting emails from me,
Speaker 2: if you want to email me Christian at Christian O'Connell
Speaker 2: dot com dot au. This one came in here yesterday
Speaker 2: evening from the initials have caught my eye. A fuss,
Speaker 2: Alicia fuss. Just a single es in there, but still
Speaker 2: a fuss. Good evening, Christian.
Speaker 1: The team.
Speaker 2: Maybe for Lillian, a generational photo shoot might be a
Speaker 2: nice gift idea.
Speaker 1: Now what is that?
Speaker 10: That's where the whole family gets a photo together.
Speaker 2: That's a beauty all the general I see now it's
Speaker 2: called generational, so.
Speaker 1: It's the whole gang, like the youngest.
Speaker 2: It's like a team photo shoot. You got the new recruits,
Speaker 2: the oldies on their way out.
Speaker 1: Not not on the way out, not on the way out.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean that about Lilian. We need to really.
Speaker 2: When I mean we, I mean I need to tighten
Speaker 2: up ready for tomorrow. That's a lovely idea, a fuss.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, not so thank you very much
Speaker 2: for signing off your email. We are taking some care
Speaker 2: with an emoji there. Alicia went with a sunflower and
Speaker 2: I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Lit me up.
Speaker 2: This comes from Tim Christian, you were doing on the
Speaker 2: show recently. I was catching up on an old podcast.
Speaker 2: Where did you get stuck in? This happened to one
Speaker 2: of our boys on a footy trip away. A group
Speaker 2: of us staggered out of the part and at the
Speaker 2: end of the night headed back to our accommodation.
Speaker 1: On the way, we plassed a flagpole.
Speaker 2: One of the lads said, I want that flag, so
Speaker 2: he climbed up the pole under the flag, put in
Speaker 2: its jumper, and slid down the pole. Next thing we
Speaker 2: hear is screaming. He had impelled himself on that hook
Speaker 2: on the pole where you tie the rope off when
Speaker 2: you raise the flag, but the hook had gone through
Speaker 2: his shorts and into his scrotum.
Speaker 1: I wanted to scream screaming.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: It took for us.
Speaker 2: To lift him off high enough. Yeah, he ended up
Speaker 2: with fifteen stitches. Must be in the bag. Actually, then
Speaker 2: he got the nickname Nakus. Of course it's the only
Speaker 2: nickname available with an incidant like that. Knackers and to
Speaker 2: rub sort the women.
Speaker 1: The police turned up and charged him for stitches. Oh
Speaker 1: my words, right in the onion bag.
Speaker 2: Excuse me not tomorrow, in of Lilian, we won't have
Speaker 2: language like that.
Speaker 1: Salty this come some, Paul Christian.
Speaker 2: I'm a firefighter and I've been called out to cats,
Speaker 2: galas and stuck magpies. There's a galar in that there
Speaker 2: for at least a minute. He must be stuck. Are
Speaker 2: the merchancy services just allowed to hang up forget like
Speaker 2: we do?
Speaker 1: Email Christian.
Speaker 2: Once I got to count up and treat the cabin
Speaker 2: in the tree for days, I just wasn't coming down.
Speaker 1: The media were waiting for us when we were like hell,
Speaker 1: I just had the hell some the front page story
Speaker 1: for you. Perhaps must have missed.
Speaker 2: That big exclusive soup cat stuck in tree for days
Speaker 2: remains day five on cut up and tree here in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: We sprayed water above it and it ran down on
Speaker 2: its own. The paper gave us an average review, but
Speaker 2: that's the best method. When they said they sprayed water,
Speaker 2: they mean they got that big old loads lasted our
Speaker 2: likeny the mega gurney. If you climb up, in my experience,
Speaker 2: and it's good to get some real time experience here
Speaker 2: about that, if you climb up to rescue a cat,
Speaker 2: the cat will just claw you and climb on you.
Speaker 2: Glars are often tame and will fly off as soon
Speaker 2: as you get close. But sometimes glars and magpies get
Speaker 2: string tangled around their legs.
Speaker 1: They're stuck there, which is why we have to go
Speaker 1: and get them. Good knowledge.
Speaker 2: Paul, thank you very much and keep on firefighting. If
Speaker 2: you got an email for the show, Christian at Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian any update on read cap Dad or has the
Speaker 2: trail gone cold?
Speaker 1: Ice ice cold?
Speaker 2: And In fact, at the start of the show yesterday
Speaker 2: I received an email saying that is my brother in
Speaker 2: law and he's married.
Speaker 1: Now, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's not good. It's not good. It's the opposite of
Speaker 1: what you want.
Speaker 2: He is in the wind or indoors with his family,
Speaker 2: but he is not stepping forward. We hang on to
Speaker 2: the five hundred dollars. Rio, you can have a pastor maker,
Speaker 2: all right. So let's do things that make you go girl.
Speaker 10: Heed to make you even get me started today.
Speaker 2: He needs to make you things that make me go girer,
Speaker 2: putting pat singing into show production. You love.
Speaker 1: No one asks me, No one asks me. I am
Speaker 1: gurring right now, Rio, what's it for you this week?
Speaker 1: What makes you?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Growing?
Speaker 5: Who told TV companies that we want smaller and smaller remotes?
Speaker 1: They are now so small a bar of soap, And.
Speaker 2: When you've been using and the slide out your hands,
Speaker 2: it slips down the side.
Speaker 1: They're right.
Speaker 7: They're really hard to use. It's so easy to press
Speaker 7: the wrong button.
Speaker 5: And they're so hard to fire because now they're the
Speaker 5: perfect dimensions to slip down the back.
Speaker 1: Of your couch.
Speaker 11: It's a piece of paper, yes, but your eyes are
Speaker 11: that's true.
Speaker 7: That is true.
Speaker 2: I will hold I reckon old one undred old lidion
Speaker 2: the smash you in a night test.
Speaker 1: But you're right, those tiny they're so slighty. There used
Speaker 1: to be big. They used to be chunky. You couldn't look.
Speaker 2: Reassuringly that fit in the palm of your hands exactly.
Speaker 1: This things up between two fingers. Now that means smart TV's,
Speaker 1: it's dumb TV's.
Speaker 2: Yes, those old school do you remember if you won't
Speaker 2: remember this for but is it when they first came
Speaker 2: out remote controls were like I remember when the first
Speaker 2: controls came out, they had a coly cable that went
Speaker 2: from the remote to the TV like you were ringing it.
Speaker 1: Hey TV. That was technology, it was I would love
Speaker 1: that now.
Speaker 11: Then you can never lose to hook it up to
Speaker 11: your iPad if you want, and.
Speaker 7: That's just another thing you got to open and find.
Speaker 1: But just give me a chunky remote, old fashioned remote.
Speaker 9: My kids hired them too. But if they want to
Speaker 9: watch a show, they'll put it behind the cat or someone.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See that's where they get shoved down the side of
Speaker 2: the couch or under the couch. The first thing you
Speaker 2: did when you can't find it, you're like, oh no,
Speaker 2: you have to drop down to hands and knees, start
Speaker 2: looking under the couch and then like you know, the
Speaker 2: FBI tossing a couch around and finding it.
Speaker 1: You know it's at least five minutes.
Speaker 7: And blaming everyone else in the family, yourself.
Speaker 2: It should have a thing where you press some on
Speaker 2: your phone and then that remote control starts to sing
Speaker 2: to you. Yes, you follow the song and you get
Speaker 2: the remote What a beautiful song.
Speaker 1: Put some production, please? Looking for tomorrow? I'm over here.
Speaker 1: There you go. It's a low ballad, is it me?
Speaker 1: You're looking for Alex? What makes you go?
Speaker 9: When you take a nice bottle of wine or some
Speaker 9: lovely champagne to someone's house and they put it away,
Speaker 9: They don't bring it out during the festivity.
Speaker 2: It has been nice to be a friend of a
Speaker 2: champagne round. Oh my god, they're not opening up my
Speaker 2: new rider, Bubbly.
Speaker 7: I didn't bring that here to go in your cellar, looking.
Speaker 1: At the cellar.
Speaker 10: I don't mind when people do that.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you bring a decent bottle of wine
Speaker 2: and then they just shove it and you don't want
Speaker 2: you don't want to say something, and that's that's a
Speaker 2: nice bottle of wine. That's not some that's not something yourself.
Speaker 4: You do that.
Speaker 2: I do that hint sometimes, like and they go, what
Speaker 2: do you want to drink next? You want to stay
Speaker 2: on beer. I'll go that you would that wine that
Speaker 2: bought it is a nice one. Ah yeah, I open
Speaker 2: up this thing o the goom bag. Yeah, come on.
Speaker 2: I was with a friend another couple. We were getting
Speaker 2: to live back with them, and suddenly I was like,
Speaker 2: what's in your bag? He goes, Oh, the wine and
Speaker 2: champagne they didn't use. I went the one that you.
Speaker 1: Turned up with. You're leaving with that man Scottish. That's
Speaker 1: all I will say.
Speaker 2: I don't want to make stereotypes, but he is Scottish.
Speaker 2: Just stealing your wine gifted to them, otherwise you never
Speaker 2: gave it to them.
Speaker 1: They had it for two hours.
Speaker 13: Wow?
Speaker 1: Are you always know?
Speaker 9: With lots of beer in your fridge too? Because people
Speaker 9: bring beers. I'll bring a six bag and it's all.
Speaker 2: Monkey chewy beer that you don't like as well?
Speaker 1: Art I p A or something. Yeah, Patsy, what's it
Speaker 1: for you?
Speaker 11: It is these yogurt containers that I bring to work.
Speaker 11: They're the ones that have the new in the lid,
Speaker 11: and it's got like oh for children, No, children, no,
Speaker 11: not at all.
Speaker 1: The ones are kids.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 11: And the foil lead is absolutely impossible, especially when you've
Speaker 11: got nails to appeel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the rest of us don't have now, so I
Speaker 1: just have skin at the end of my thing.
Speaker 11: Actually I lost it last week trying to get it off.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's two challenges tomorrow, Lilian versus this team.
Speaker 1: We got Rio and the eye test.
Speaker 2: And now Patsy and I reckon Lillian.
Speaker 1: On all the tests we set her or smashed his team.
Speaker 7: She's more vital than any of us.
Speaker 1: We're part of a wheak generation.
Speaker 2: She's built so tough and she survived one hundred years.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: If you're in a long term relationship, a lot of
Speaker 2: your communication is just admin just tried dar to being
Speaker 2: transferred from one humanoid to another. Yesterday, as in a supermarket,
Speaker 2: getting a few bits for dinner last night, I get
Speaker 2: a message from my wife just saying, get a potato?
Speaker 1: One? So what do you get one?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is it Christmas? One? Do they sell them one? Do
Speaker 1: they come in once? Who needs one potato? What's the point?
Speaker 1: What do we do with this one? But fighting over
Speaker 1: it to half each times, our time.
Speaker 2: Selling those speakers down to one potato and night, Rio,
Speaker 2: what did you do? I don't even know nothing. We
Speaker 2: had dinner last night. There was no potato in sights.
Speaker 2: You know, I think I think she made herself and
Speaker 2: just han a snack on it herself.
Speaker 1: Irish back.
Speaker 5: I got a boring text from my partner Will yesterday.
Speaker 5: He goes, did you know the bakery have a new
Speaker 5: bread slicer?
Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do with?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But that that is that is that's no, that's
Speaker 2: good in channel No. What I mean is I find
Speaker 2: myself messaging my wife yesterdays saying, hey, listen, outside the
Speaker 2: house around the corner is a brand new skip that's
Speaker 2: just been delivered. Oh yeah, yeah, everyone loves a skip,
Speaker 2: So I'll be making a little sneaky a visit to
Speaker 2: that tonight. When you see one of those and it's
Speaker 2: the real big flat one of those big flat ass.
Speaker 1: Ones, I'm like, wowee, it's gonna that is a treat.
Speaker 1: It's like a quarter full. Yeah no, and it's empty
Speaker 1: at the moment.
Speaker 2: It might be flown because word will get around. In fact,
Speaker 2: louse lips have said too much already. I made a
Speaker 2: terrible mistake by the time I get there this afternoon,
Speaker 2: buddy listeners using that skip. It's a gift for the community.
Speaker 2: Is it an empty one? Everyone has a little twitch.
Speaker 2: The curtains go about the shot is going from bloody. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a big one as well. Chuck some of that
Speaker 2: in tonight. All right, So Things that make a good
Speaker 2: GUR got a very good email here from William Ramsey Christian.
Speaker 2: I just want to clarify some comment comments Alex made
Speaker 2: about bringing wine to somebody's house. The wine is designed
Speaker 2: as a gift for your hosts. They don't have to
Speaker 2: open it and share it with you. That's for them
Speaker 2: for later. I'm a blue collar bogan and still know
Speaker 2: this help William very funny. I love the phrase is
Speaker 2: there a weekly feature on blue collar Bogan?
Speaker 1: I love that phrase? But is there a white collar?
Speaker 1: I thought blue collar?
Speaker 2: We need to try and differentiate with what they are.
Speaker 2: What what is the market? What's what signifies the difference
Speaker 2: between a blue collar bogan and a white Yeah?
Speaker 1: A Christian morning team? What makes us go?
Speaker 2: Our TV remote has an Apple air tag inside it.
Speaker 1: No more lost remote.
Speaker 2: Those Apple ones are in it because they're like tiny, tiny,
Speaker 2: It's a sliver, that silver thing, It's a sliver. Christian
Speaker 2: things are mad me go grew cupboard food packaging? Why
Speaker 2: do they put so much glue close to the packet
Speaker 2: you end up ripping the packaging and then you can't
Speaker 2: resee that.
Speaker 1: That's so true, Keith.
Speaker 2: Great spot, Christian, what about them? When a new line
Speaker 2: opens up at the supermarket, and clearly you should be
Speaker 2: in pole position, but somebody slides in from the wings
Speaker 2: and takes a new p one position, and it's not
Speaker 2: their right, it's common courtesy.
Speaker 5: I disagree that is free for all. As soon as
Speaker 5: that light goes up.
Speaker 7: It is a race, a blue.
Speaker 1: Collar bogan and I know this. Christian.
Speaker 2: Can you tell Patsy to stab it in the middle
Speaker 2: with your spoon and then peel it around the edge? No,
Speaker 2: it's savage yea, it is again savage behavior.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 2: This is a personal message to Dave Higgins, who is
Speaker 2: on this fine radio station after us. I am not
Speaker 2: your concierge service. If you're running late, don't be clogging
Speaker 2: up my inbox telling me to tell the boss and
Speaker 2: asking me that I might have to stay on for
Speaker 2: the half an hour you say he's stuck in some
Speaker 2: traffic jam on the monash. Shout out to everyone else's
Speaker 2: on with our mid morning General Higo the show, he
Speaker 2: sort of yeah, yeah, yeah, oh hi, I don't worry.
Speaker 2: Maybe a part two of the phonetic alphabets going back
Speaker 2: the entertain all your listener, I'll get them turning off on.
Speaker 1: Half our audience for you. Don't worry.
Speaker 2: Christian, what gets my choices flowing? That is not what
Speaker 2: I've asked you ever. It's called what makes you go Guru?
Speaker 2: We're doing that Friday, by the way. It's when you're
Speaker 2: in line at the supermarket and the check out and
Speaker 2: the person behind you starts nudging.
Speaker 1: You with their trolley to push you forward. No one's
Speaker 1: ever done that. That's fight.
Speaker 2: That is what Christian white collar bogans drink red and
Speaker 2: white rum. What makes me people go guru is when
Speaker 2: there are people that go to the discount fridge at
Speaker 2: the supermarket and clear it out common courtesies to take
Speaker 2: only a few things, leave some for the rest of us.
Speaker 5: Yes, I saw someone with a whole trolley of sweet
Speaker 5: and condensed milk.
Speaker 1: What are they making cake? For?
Speaker 2: Twenty Christian blue collar Bogans drink Laga and eat pies
Speaker 2: watching the V eight Bathurst white collar bogans drink Kraft beer.
Speaker 2: And our sharkoutu bars board while watching the vat Bathurst
Speaker 2: Christian one makes me go GURTs people who put their
Speaker 2: crap in my skipping Listen, it's coming tonight at nine
Speaker 2: o'clock under the cover of darkness. All right, we can
Speaker 2: do three tub at tuesdays. All right, So we have
Speaker 2: three ways you can get your stories on the show
Speaker 2: now every single week up for graps thanks Toomer Sandy's
Speaker 2: Ben's berrick is one thousand dollars which you win it
Speaker 2: instantly when we hear a great story. We had some
Speaker 2: brilliant ones last week. We often give us away turn
Speaker 2: this feature. And when we do three different phonings at
Speaker 2: the same time, I know what we're trained in radio
Speaker 2: only do one topic per break.
Speaker 1: No, we throw it out of the window.
Speaker 2: On the show because we know you're smarter than us.
Speaker 2: You can open up a yogurt pot. Patsy Kuhn Rio
Speaker 2: cannot see he's blinds anyway, the three topics. Friend of
Speaker 2: mine had to cremate and do something with his dad's
Speaker 2: ashes last week. Here's dad a lovely man. He loves
Speaker 2: steam trains and so I didn't know you could do this.
Speaker 2: There's a thing on a steam train where they put
Speaker 2: the coal in.
Speaker 1: You can also if.
Speaker 2: You're seam trained lover the family can ride in that
Speaker 2: bit too on a journey and put some of the
Speaker 2: ashes into the fire I think it's called the fire
Speaker 2: in or the fire bucket into there and it goes
Speaker 2: up and it drives the steam train.
Speaker 1: That's amazing, Billy, Yes, yes.
Speaker 2: So we've had so many incredible stories before of what
Speaker 2: did you do with the ashes? It really goes how
Speaker 2: you wanted to go. In fact, my friend John's story
Speaker 2: that's the only time I've heard it actually just be
Speaker 2: executed well normally. Like I remember, there was one story
Speaker 2: heard a couple of years ago of someone returning their
Speaker 2: granddad who wanted to be cremated and his ashes released
Speaker 2: on Loch Loman Lake in Scotland, and so they took
Speaker 2: the ashes all the way from Melbourne to Scotland. They're
Speaker 2: on this boat and it's obviously a tourist one. There's
Speaker 2: about thirty other people on it as well. They suddenly go, well,
Speaker 2: now's a good a time as any throw it up.
Speaker 1: In the air. It's Scotland. A big gust of wind changes.
Speaker 2: Suddenly Granddad is on everybody else including some big fat,
Speaker 2: angry Yanks.
Speaker 1: You know, yes, So what did you do with the ashes?
Speaker 2: We've had so many stories over the years, great ones
Speaker 2: about what did you do with the ashes?
Speaker 1: That's one of them. Where were you born?
Speaker 2: That's a story about a mum who gave Birthpats if
Speaker 2: you heard her this in her car in the.
Speaker 1: Driveway of the hospital in Logan. Yes, she got to
Speaker 1: the driveway.
Speaker 2: But when it's coming, the babies are coming, don't want
Speaker 2: this is incredible story. The midwife saw what was happening
Speaker 2: because they've been speaking to the phone, ran out to
Speaker 2: attend to her in her car.
Speaker 1: It now are you in?
Speaker 2: They ran to her, got in the car and delivered
Speaker 2: the baby safely. Mum and baby doing very well. So,
Speaker 2: if you weren't born than hospital, where were you born?
Speaker 2: Imagine that in the driveway hospital, waiting two hundred meters there.
Speaker 1: You still say you're born at the hospital? You are
Speaker 1: at the hospital ground. Hey, I don't know that park.
Speaker 2: In the hospital is a lot of money. That's expensive, baby.
Speaker 2: So where were you born? If you weren't born in
Speaker 2: the hospital, where were you born? And participated nose of
Speaker 2: a car with a very large odometer can you top this.
Speaker 1: What are those schools on the board.
Speaker 8: Yes, So one of my best friends is selling her
Speaker 8: car that she had while we were in high school,
Speaker 8: so fifteen.
Speaker 1: Years oh wow.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and it's O dominant reading is three hundred and
Speaker 8: sixteen thousand kilometers.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's going to be one of only
Speaker 2: eight or nine in the world with that.
Speaker 1: Is anyone buying that if you go.
Speaker 11: To car but you know it runs, you know it
Speaker 11: was fair part said that sort of life, or someone
Speaker 11: might put your whole new engine in it.
Speaker 1: True, it's obviously been very well looked after.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So her father was a mechanic, so every time, yeah,
Speaker 8: taken care of. So it's actually a good quality car
Speaker 8: if you do want to buy it.
Speaker 10: It is on the Gold Coast, all right.
Speaker 2: You takeing a little bit commission drive it back from
Speaker 2: there under Melbourne, adding up that odometer.
Speaker 5: Actually, so my mate was his grandma was towards the
Speaker 5: end of her life and she wanted to give him
Speaker 5: her car. So she was on the Gold Coast. He's
Speaker 5: in Melbourne. He flew up to get the car, but then.
Speaker 7: She she stayed living. She was fine for like another
Speaker 7: six months.
Speaker 1: Stay up there until she died and he could get
Speaker 1: the car, came.
Speaker 7: Back without a car.
Speaker 1: She's actually not getting worse all we once it was
Speaker 1: just to get a visit from him. Yes, I might
Speaker 1: be doing that with a kid. I'm about to die.
Speaker 1: That's a fifth time this week. Come home, say you're goodbye.
Speaker 1: Last Christmas?
Speaker 2: All right, so the dormitor manage needs to beat three million?
Speaker 1: Is it? What did you say the thing that Kaan
Speaker 1: says is exact? Isn't it? Is it billion?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: Is it amazing?
Speaker 8: Three hundred and fifteen thousand?
Speaker 1: That's pretty good? Yeah, that is incredible? All right?
Speaker 2: Call us now then, so what do you do with
Speaker 2: the ashes? Where were you born? And cars with very
Speaker 2: large numbers on the odometer and al see if you
Speaker 2: can tell me why is it called an odometer?
Speaker 1: As well?
Speaker 2: Why is it all and not just miles? Yeah, you know. Anyway,
Speaker 2: our lines are up, and now the.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much all our Greek listeners who have
Speaker 2: been contacting me telling me about the origin the etymology
Speaker 2: of the word odometer, Greek four way road or measurement
Speaker 2: of something. Now we all know, all right, So three
Speaker 2: ways you to share tories on thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 1: What did you do with the ashes? Where were you born?
Speaker 2: If you were born on a hospital, And Kaitlin reminds
Speaker 2: us again, then so the schools and DAWs of your
Speaker 2: friend's odometer with car she's had since you are high
Speaker 2: school together is.
Speaker 8: Three hundred and sixteenth thous anyone top that on that dometer?
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to Lorraine. Good morning, Lorraine, Good morning.
Speaker 14: How are we?
Speaker 1: I'm good.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show, Lorraine. Okay, so off you go.
Speaker 3: Adometer. I had on a car work for a company
Speaker 3: I worked for with seven hundred and sixty nine thousand kilometers. Yes,
Speaker 3: it was I think a car was about two thousand
Speaker 3: and three, two thousand and four. It was a little
Speaker 3: buzzbox thing that we we used to run around on site.
Speaker 3: I work at a with a pathology company and what
Speaker 3: we We've got a big site where we go from
Speaker 3: building to building to buildings, so just you know, during
Speaker 3: bleeding patients, and we needed a car to do it.
Speaker 3: And yeah, this car had been going forever, yeah until
Speaker 3: I crashed it.
Speaker 1: Oh what you do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wasn't paying attention. One time I was talking
Speaker 3: to the colleague in the car and I clipped a
Speaker 3: garter and went straight into a new garden bed. The
Speaker 3: car sunk down into the new dirt, hit the lamp post,
Speaker 3: crumpled like you wouldn't believe.
Speaker 1: Were okay, yeah, we will find otherwiseles in here now.
Speaker 3: The workmen that were on at the time in the
Speaker 3: area that we're driving through where I thought it was funny.
Speaker 3: It was Friday afternoon, they offered us to come over
Speaker 3: and have a beer while we waited for a toe
Speaker 3: truck to pull it down. I was in kius though,
Speaker 3: thinking I'm in so much trouble with the company. When
Speaker 3: I caught up my boss so to say what had happened,
Speaker 3: she laughed, they don't why we all wanted to scrape
Speaker 3: the car now, and then she goes, you did them
Speaker 3: a favor. I was going to buy that sea out.
Speaker 3: Probably not even much either, the rain.
Speaker 1: Very funny story. Thanks for giving us a call.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Olivia.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Olivia, welcome to the show.
Speaker 15: Good morning everyone.
Speaker 12: I've got a funny delivery story. My both my nephews
Speaker 12: were born in the shower. They're four years apart. They
Speaker 12: didn't make it to the hospital in time. Obviously, on
Speaker 12: the phone to emergency services, and my brother caught both
Speaker 12: of them as my sister in law delivered them as them. Yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 12: He's obviously a footy player, so he's got good reflexes.
Speaker 3: But yeah, they never made it in the hospital.
Speaker 2: He's listening right now. Contact that man need some players.
Speaker 7: So she she happened the first time and then didn't.
Speaker 15: Like her labors are really quick. Yeah, they had it.
Speaker 12: They had another, like a third child.
Speaker 2: Genetic, isn't it You go that women get it from
Speaker 2: their mum normally, if it all goes on, there's not
Speaker 2: a comp location. Yeah, so if her mum gave birth quickly,
Speaker 2: they so that's why it would have happened second time round.
Speaker 2: You would think maybe don't take the shower if it's
Speaker 2: due late today, because that kid's coming out in there.
Speaker 1: And when you say caught, did he what? They come
Speaker 1: flying out right?
Speaker 15: Yes?
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah good? Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Our second our second daughter was a home birth, and
Speaker 2: we called a bullet because she came flying out.
Speaker 1: It was like she was like.
Speaker 2: I'm here, and I was like, bo, can't you get
Speaker 2: a hand to it? You know, they bringing the ashes,
Speaker 2: you know, it's just slips he gotcha Tubby teller babe. Yeah, uh,
Speaker 2: that's a great story. Thank you very much for calling him.
Speaker 12: No way, I think bye.
Speaker 1: All right, we got the news and sport. Keep this
Speaker 1: is coming. He's a great this story. It's thirteen fifty
Speaker 1: five twenty two.
Speaker 2: Where were you born? If you weren't born in a hospital?
Speaker 2: And what did you do with the ashes?
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Can you hear my words? Can you hear my words?
Speaker 2: Just got a message from a great Aussie name Brett Kohne.
Speaker 2: There's something wrong with your transmission, Christian. That's not the
Speaker 2: first time I've heard that, Brett. It's very crackly. All
Speaker 2: the other stations are fine. The game hates us. The
Speaker 2: game does not want us to do well. Sabotage. Can
Speaker 2: you hear my words? Can you hear my words? What
Speaker 2: do we need to do now? By the way, yeah,
Speaker 2: what's the next step? How do we escalate this?
Speaker 7: Does someone go up to the top of the station
Speaker 7: fiddle with.
Speaker 2: As I read as sort of blue color. Bogan's probably
Speaker 2: got tools and spanners. Can you go and shimmy up
Speaker 2: the old transmitter? Give it a work turn, turn the
Speaker 2: station on and off.
Speaker 10: Again, guys, make sure the plug's plugged in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right now.
Speaker 2: This radio station's door has been stuck open for day
Speaker 2: eleven I calculating it early when I was getting a
Speaker 2: cup of tea. Eleven days has been gaffetate open because
Speaker 2: if it closes, you can't get out. And worried about
Speaker 2: this litian, this one hundred year old coming into my
Speaker 2: getting stuck in the station. There's no way to spend
Speaker 2: your one hundredth year. This planet is stuck at this
Speaker 2: radio station.
Speaker 1: And you one of the emergency door.
Speaker 9: The alarm goes off and it's so low, so it'll
Speaker 9: be fine.
Speaker 1: Actually know what's going on? All right?
Speaker 2: We're doing three Toby Tuesday, where we do three phone
Speaker 2: ins at the same time at the moment, then cars
Speaker 2: with large numbers on the odometers. What did you do
Speaker 2: with the ashes in? If you weren't born in a hospital?
Speaker 2: Where were you born?
Speaker 1: Veronica? Welcome to the show.
Speaker 15: Good morning, Christian, How are you? Good morning gang?
Speaker 1: I'm good now.
Speaker 2: I hear that your o dormitor can smash seven hundred,
Speaker 2: one thousand wiches.
Speaker 1: What we're up to at the moment, it's.
Speaker 15: Not mine, but it is my husband's he's a mobile
Speaker 15: mechanic and he's Toyota high. Then currently sits at one
Speaker 15: point six million.
Speaker 1: Kilometers one point six.
Speaker 15: It still goes, and it still goes.
Speaker 1: They built to last.
Speaker 2: Now tell me this because on the old dormitors it's
Speaker 2: just six digits, isn't it. It's not the capacity from
Speaker 2: eight or nine. I want to get up into several million.
Speaker 2: So does it go back around?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 15: Sure does, so he always says it's on its second cycle, second.
Speaker 1: Lap around the planet. That's great. So one point six million.
Speaker 15: One point six million, Tom, because he's had it since here,
Speaker 15: he brought it back in nineteen ninety eight and running
Speaker 15: on LPG since then, and it still does. And yet
Speaker 15: it still does. At one point if he tried to
Speaker 15: retire it and we turned it into a camper van
Speaker 15: and then the work card that he had, he had
Speaker 15: a car accident so we had to rip everything out
Speaker 15: and he had to start it up as his work
Speaker 15: car again. So yeah, it's it's he's still going.
Speaker 2: I love the fell that built with us. Frank A
Speaker 2: great story. Thanks for calling him. I have a good
Speaker 2: day you two.
Speaker 1: Thanks Christian Elsa, I know you're there. Hello, Huh, why
Speaker 1: are you surprised you called me? Hello? Huh, else says everything.
Speaker 14: Right, Oh good, I'm good. I right, I'm ready have
Speaker 14: to tell you my husband's ninety sixty nine menaro has
Speaker 14: been around the clock twice.
Speaker 1: Around so two million.
Speaker 14: That's it. Yes, it's we've actually watched it turn from
Speaker 14: all nine twelve zeros.
Speaker 2: Ever gets another one, please call me. I want to
Speaker 2: pop in the card to see what that looks like.
Speaker 14: It's unbelievable, but no, it's exception third cycle and crowded
Speaker 14: about the five hundred and something mark.
Speaker 1: Wow, so over two went over two million.
Speaker 14: Yes, we've been up to New South Wales about three times.
Speaker 14: I would just South Australia all around Victoria.
Speaker 1: Still you have to do a bit more than that.
Speaker 2: You start doing laps around Australia. El So, thank you
Speaker 2: very much.
Speaker 1: She call okay, I think.
Speaker 2: It els is okay, phone man, it needs a little
Speaker 2: bit of what.
Speaker 1: I'll just google it.
Speaker 9: It's equivalent to driving around the Earth fifty times.
Speaker 1: You're kidding. That is a great start.
Speaker 2: You get that from Mecainin's number brunching machine.
Speaker 1: Helen. Good morning, good morning, Christian.
Speaker 13: How are you.
Speaker 1: I'm good? Now you've got to stalk about what did
Speaker 1: you do with the ashes?
Speaker 13: It wasn't me, it was my ex. So when his
Speaker 13: father passed away, he was in control of the funeral,
Speaker 13: you know, organizing everything, and he picked up the ashes.
Speaker 13: But the family weren't talking. So he thought, well, how
Speaker 13: do I get everyone involved? Because you know, of the
Speaker 13: spreading of the ashes, they won't you know, we can't
Speaker 13: get them all together. So he came up with this
Speaker 13: plan to separate the ashes. He puts content of the
Speaker 13: you know, the the ashes into little plastic bags and
Speaker 13: sent it out in the post to everyone with the
Speaker 13: letter dating you know you can do whatever you want.
Speaker 13: He's your part of Dad's ashes. The letters arrived.
Speaker 1: How did you get that post?
Speaker 2: Warning, little banky Hill chop him up and snort him.
Speaker 13: Well, little Baggies had been intercepted and insided with the
Speaker 13: letter was a card from Australia Coast saying that they
Speaker 13: confiscated the content because they were suspicious.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely, you can't send baggies in the post.
Speaker 13: Granddad probably in some contamination bin in the stone.
Speaker 1: Not what he would have wanted. You didn't get him.
Speaker 13: He wanted.
Speaker 2: You can't go and speak to him and go can
Speaker 2: we have a rummage in the bend and get the
Speaker 2: baggies out?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 13: No, no, It actually had one benefit. The whole family
Speaker 13: started talking again about.
Speaker 1: The story. So it worked well.
Speaker 13: It got the family talking.
Speaker 1: Yes, helst he's happy right now and that contamination been somewhere.
Speaker 15: That's it.
Speaker 2: What a great story, Helen, that's true. I didn't doubt it.
Speaker 2: Let's not hold out of the end. Hell, it's a
Speaker 2: lovely story. Thank you very much for calling. And it's
Speaker 2: one hundred percent trough because it happened.
Speaker 1: Oh, I let it go. I don't worry.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow is a very very significant show for us because
Speaker 2: our special guest tomorrow is Lily, and Lillian listens to
Speaker 2: the show. This is our last day as a ninety
Speaker 2: nine year old. Tomorrow her odometer goes up to one
Speaker 2: hundred years triple Digit's incredible, isn't it? The last one
Speaker 2: one hundred years of her life. What she's lived through
Speaker 2: is astonishing. Now, obviously tomorrow, you know we want to
Speaker 2: give her. She listens to shows, so we'll just invite
Speaker 2: her in, come watch the show from it, maybe have
Speaker 2: a chat with us on air. The team are yet
Speaker 2: to give me any clear indication if she's happy to
Speaker 2: talk to me.
Speaker 1: Can she talk?
Speaker 2: So far I've got to help producer is that she
Speaker 2: likes sponge Cake talking about but Kail and she is
Speaker 2: very activated with all of this, and said, I've put
Speaker 2: some audio that you might want to play when you're
Speaker 2: chatting to tomorrow. And I just went to listen to
Speaker 2: one of these clips. It's the birth of the atomic bomb.
Speaker 2: Did you know what, Penheim and Lennium. We got to
Speaker 2: keep it light arrowing. Yeah, we don't the worst hits
Speaker 2: of humanity of the last one hundred years. Keep it
Speaker 2: light like songs of her generation. When she was born,
Speaker 2: this was around. This is the sheering of his just's
Speaker 2: just a little guitars and foot pedals.
Speaker 7: Why did everyone have the same voice.
Speaker 1: Yes, if you had a banjo, you had a hit.
Speaker 9: They'll say that about it to you in one hundred and.
Speaker 1: They were right. They would be right.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I say this. They've got this kind of
Speaker 2: warm vibe, haven't they. You can imagine it sort of
Speaker 2: coming out of the speakers and a family gathered around it.
Speaker 2: All right, tomorrow, I'm super excited about this. I think
Speaker 2: it's going to be a really special day for us
Speaker 2: as well. So plesis Kaitlin break it down for all
Speaker 2: of us? Now, what is happening tomorrow?
Speaker 8: Alrighty, So we're going to bring Lillian in at about
Speaker 8: quarter past seven.
Speaker 2: And she's had a really significant line, like, she's done
Speaker 2: a lot, didn't She used to work in this building.
Speaker 1: We're in the Palaco Building.
Speaker 10: How it all came about?
Speaker 8: So she listens to the show, but she actually her
Speaker 8: first job ever was working in the Palaco building, wrapping
Speaker 8: T shirts in cell of phane.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and she lived She worked here for fifteen years
Speaker 8: in a factory.
Speaker 2: Just give us two or three other of her life
Speaker 2: highlights as well, because I remember you told us last
Speaker 2: week she's done a lot.
Speaker 8: She has done a lot. So she once rode Queenie
Speaker 8: the elephant at Melbourne Zoo, which I think is fantastic.
Speaker 2: That's when they just let locals just ride the elephants.
Speaker 2: It's before health and safety the well not now, No,
Speaker 2: for good reason.
Speaker 8: She was a quintessential Aussie. She worked at avon n
Speaker 8: Cabri in her time.
Speaker 1: Oh that's amazing.
Speaker 8: She loves to dance, so she can tap, jazz, line
Speaker 8: and ballroom dance.
Speaker 1: Wow, we.
Speaker 10: Red wine.
Speaker 1: You forgot to turn your microphone.
Speaker 8: Sorry, I drink of choices red wine, and so I
Speaker 8: am going to get her one hundred dollars bottle of
Speaker 8: wine toorry. We can all do a cheers to her.
Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna start drinking at seven thirty. What
Speaker 2: could possibly go wrong? This show's bad enough? Sober just
Speaker 2: want zip. It's fine.
Speaker 1: That's how it starts. We get a taste for seven.
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm another one next day, another one?
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 8: She saw? The birth of veggimite.
Speaker 1: Never exists up there with the atomic bomb as well.
Speaker 2: She's already had her life, isn't she hanging out with Oppenheimer?
Speaker 1: Mister? What a life?
Speaker 4: Lilian?
Speaker 1: All right? So who is bringing her in?
Speaker 8: Okay, so her granddaughter Carl is bringing her in? And
Speaker 8: her mother Lynn?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Lilian's one hundred and eighty or.
Speaker 2: My gosh, what a show is going to be the
Speaker 2: next day? Like I said, Caitlin is very activate with this.
Speaker 2: What a way to insult her granddaughter. If I went
Speaker 2: and your Lilian's mother, slap real face.
Speaker 8: Sorry, it's her daughter, it's her daughter, Lynn.
Speaker 2: Right, gotcha okay, And what time is all this happening tomorrow?
Speaker 2: Because I'm going to play the partner of an interested listener. Yes,
Speaker 2: I'd like to hear Lilly on the show tomorrow and
Speaker 2: sharing five pearls of wisdom from her life.
Speaker 8: She does have brilliant pearls of wisdom that she is
Speaker 8: bringing in that she'll be in here at about a
Speaker 8: quarter past seven. So I'd say I listen from seven
Speaker 8: or from six.
Speaker 1: They listened at six.
Speaker 2: If I'm making the effort to come in each morning
Speaker 2: at six, what are you saying about that hour?
Speaker 1: That's my favorite hour? Actually, six till seven. Loosey goosey out.
Speaker 10: You know they might sleep in, but.
Speaker 2: No old timers. Old timers get up at four am. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: she's done half a day's work by yes, it's probably
Speaker 2: down the creek to do her washing, her smalls and
Speaker 2: stuff like that. They're watching board, Yes, sir, that's my
Speaker 2: little crack and cranks transistor.
Speaker 1: I would have been a big singing style back in
Speaker 1: the day with.
Speaker 2: One of those handlebars. Ashes strawboats are atop my head
Speaker 2: at Jaunty Angle. Anyway, And so we're going to give
Speaker 2: her gifts.
Speaker 10: We will give her some gifts.
Speaker 1: She will give bunge cake in.
Speaker 8: Return, yes, sponge cake in return. We will get five
Speaker 8: pearls of wisdom from one hundred year old, which I'm
Speaker 8: personally very excited.
Speaker 1: Now, Rio, you're going to make a song for her.
Speaker 5: Yes, we're going to do a custom song just for Lillian.
Speaker 5: I believe Jason on Tech suggested we didn't start the fire.
Speaker 7: Yes, that's sort of a revamped version for Lilian.
Speaker 1: And we're going to keep it light.
Speaker 2: I want to hear what rhymes with a bomb? Hiroshima?
Speaker 2: Just a good moment? Yes, still good moments? Okay, please, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, let's let's be here tomorrow morning from seven
Speaker 2: to fifteen slash six am.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show, Go on Podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm not quite sure people are getting the tone that
Speaker 2: we need to have tomorrow to respectfully celebrate the life
Speaker 2: and times of the great listener Lidian. Jess just messes me, hey, Christian,
Speaker 2: why doesn't realist all the people that Lillian has outlived
Speaker 2: in the lyrics if we didn't.
Speaker 1: Start the fire, Jess, are you joking in your face?
Speaker 1: That sure? Sammy Davis Junior, we didn't start the fire?
Speaker 1: See you Queen keep my bean, could you just make
Speaker 1: that version of me actually list as yourself love that? Wow?
Speaker 1: Wee does don keep make it in?
Speaker 2: I mean, come on now, Jess, honestly, none of this
Speaker 2: tomorrow none kase of the bloody Yeah no offer Rocker
Speaker 2: there Openmaca.
Speaker 10: Think she's already started drinking.
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Speaker 2: Stadium on the Tuesday of the show, fourth of November.
Speaker 2: So today we're looking for your clothing bands. Today is
Speaker 2: National blouse Day.
Speaker 1: There's your word. I mean, it's a lilion louses. They're
Speaker 1: not they're not that hot.
Speaker 2: I guarantee I'm the only guy on the radio in
Speaker 2: Australia who's saying the word blouse.
Speaker 1: Today.
Speaker 2: It's blows Tuesday in slacks, yes, all right. So we're
Speaker 2: looking for your clothing bands. The be jeans, yes, sil
Speaker 2: had him in the sweatpants, bronze car holding coats. I
Speaker 2: would buy a holding coats, blink one eight shoe. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you what about Lilian loves listen to a bit
Speaker 2: of boat. But you ever got one of his shirt
Speaker 2: back rats our one final one system of a gown? God?
Speaker 1: Alright, what have you got clothing bands? The rappers at
Speaker 1: this start?
Speaker 7: That's terrible. Sorry, sorry, I can to skip that one.
Speaker 1: No, I think I speak for everyone. I want to
Speaker 1: know what it is now.
Speaker 5: I was trying to say h and eminem, but I
Speaker 5: had thought about the set up with the wrapper in
Speaker 5: the store and when he was by.
Speaker 7: That's good though, silver atomic mitten.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, then that's prowns. That's rubbish.
Speaker 7: Lenny Kravitz, Lenny, that's just his name.
Speaker 1: In the wings. She did it. She got all gold yesterday.
Speaker 1: That's a very generous. Do that. No, that's toxic. That's toxic. Detoxic.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow you jump a wamba. That's good, that's good. This
Speaker 1: is this is toxic marking. This is toxic. This is
Speaker 1: honest mark you mate.
Speaker 7: I'll be better for Lilian.
Speaker 2: Okay, excuse me, all right, then we're looking for you.
Speaker 2: What a gift what are we doing? That's right? Clothing
Speaker 2: bands message me now. This needs to not be around tomorrow.
Speaker 2: This attitude is giddiness.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Best Show Today. We're looking for your clothing bands. Bother way,
Speaker 2: you've quite a job today doing this song parody Biddy Joel,
Speaker 2: we didn't start the fire. For one hundred year old lillion,
Speaker 2: you're gonna have to change. We didn't start the fire.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to sing for that part.
Speaker 2: What about she instead of she didn't start the fire,
Speaker 2: she's a hundred and she's a hundred. She's a hundred
Speaker 2: and just to get you going, maybe the listeners might
Speaker 2: have yeah, something audible, something of common sense, a word.
Speaker 2: She's not a filthy lie.
Speaker 1: Nowhere, I think actually we're getting further away.
Speaker 2: Clothing man scarf, Brooks gold powder, fingerless gloves. That's a
Speaker 2: Eugene kids sock, silver, Australian shawl silver plus gasmanan garf uncle.
Speaker 2: I love that one. Luciano brackets, Lou that's very good. Abberdasherie, Abberdasherie, No,
Speaker 2: that's very good. Richard Poncho rock silver, Stevie Nickers.
Speaker 1: That's on.
Speaker 2: Michelle Keith Turban Crash, Chest Undies and Trackie Das. Who
Speaker 2: is today's winner Rios Keith Devan It has to.
Speaker 1: Be Saveday you're the winner. Have a great day, Join
Speaker 1: us tomorrow. A great Lady turns one hundred. She's a hundred.
Speaker 4: And The Christian O'Connell Show podcast