WEBVTT - FULL: Blue Collar Bogan 0:00:09.685 --> 0:00:10.805 I Heart Podcasts. 0:00:10.845 --> 0:00:13.605 You can hear more gold when I four point three podcasts, 0:00:13.685 --> 0:00:17.005 playlist and listen live on the free iHeart app. 0:00:18.165 --> 0:00:19.084 Got anything good? 0:00:19.685 --> 0:00:23.884 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:27.165 --> 0:00:31.164 Good morning, Pats morning, Good morning, Alex, good morning, welcome back, Rio, 0:00:31.405 --> 0:00:31.845 Thank you. 0:00:32.325 --> 0:00:34.565 How are you feeling? Hapes better? Hapes better? 0:00:34.645 --> 0:00:37.885 He was coughing and spluttering and sore throating all weekends, 0:00:38.005 --> 0:00:40.405 so just took an extra day feeling good. 0:00:40.684 --> 0:00:41.205 How are you guys? 0:00:41.245 --> 0:00:41.364 Now? 0:00:41.405 --> 0:00:43.764 I understand you had to do home and contents insurance, 0:00:43.805 --> 0:00:44.565 Yes as well. 0:00:44.885 --> 0:00:47.525 I reason I had to go through this. It's so complicated. 0:00:47.725 --> 0:00:49.604 You feel like I feel like you know, when you're 0:00:49.644 --> 0:00:51.644 at school and you haven't studied for an exam. 0:00:51.725 --> 0:00:54.325 Yeah, so I think we all just missed the year 0:00:54.605 --> 0:00:56.205 or the term they did adulting. 0:00:56.365 --> 0:00:56.565 Yes. 0:00:56.845 --> 0:00:58.925 I was on the final last week and this woman 0:00:58.965 --> 0:01:01.125 made me feel like I just didn't know. She was 0:01:01.165 --> 0:01:03.365 like and one the points she was like, you got 0:01:03.405 --> 0:01:06.805 any rare art? I mean, how many people? Why have 0:01:06.925 --> 0:01:11.084 that question in? How many of us are going we 0:01:11.165 --> 0:01:15.285 make sure you really upweight that the van goes I'm 0:01:15.485 --> 0:01:18.325 got rare are? They need to have that question in 0:01:18.405 --> 0:01:21.965 for every call rare are art collect I've got some 0:01:22.045 --> 0:01:23.085 dogs playing poker? 0:01:24.085 --> 0:01:26.245 Is that rare? It is to me? I love that. 0:01:26.245 --> 0:01:27.605 That's one of the kind. Yes it is. 0:01:27.645 --> 0:01:30.285 That calendar gives me a chuckle every month. So what 0:01:30.365 --> 0:01:33.485 did you like valuation? Because there's a minimum, she asked me. 0:01:33.565 --> 0:01:36.485 She goes, how much would it cost to rebuild your home? 0:01:37.605 --> 0:01:39.444 I don't know what what's happened? 0:01:39.965 --> 0:01:42.765 I know if it's burnt down like I was like, 0:01:42.885 --> 0:01:45.845 I wouldn't have the foggiest And she goes, okay, well 0:01:45.845 --> 0:01:48.205 what's the like that's for the home part, And then 0:01:48.245 --> 0:01:49.365 we moved on to the content. 0:01:49.565 --> 0:01:51.325 Yes, that's where it gets already complicated. 0:01:51.685 --> 0:01:54.445 Yeah, how much all your belongings were? I was like, well, 0:01:54.645 --> 0:01:57.165 most important thing is like TV, which is like I 0:01:57.205 --> 0:02:02.365 know one and a half k so five kum five. 0:02:04.005 --> 0:02:06.165 That's not like I don't own that much? 0:02:06.205 --> 0:02:06.405 Good? 0:02:07.485 --> 0:02:09.325 What about the fridge, the oven. 0:02:09.325 --> 0:02:14.364 Et old? They're all from Facebook marketplace? Like, nothing's really expensive. 0:02:14.484 --> 0:02:16.204 It's a cost to replace the man. 0:02:16.405 --> 0:02:18.765 Yeah, she goes, well it starts at twenty k. 0:02:19.085 --> 0:02:19.965 Yeah that's the minimum. 0:02:20.245 --> 0:02:24.405 Because I've never had anyone safe five the lowest anyone 0:02:25.045 --> 0:02:26.805 like I don't know, I honestly think that's all. 0:02:27.005 --> 0:02:28.125 It's just going to put you on hold. 0:02:28.125 --> 0:02:30.165 Will we have a wig round in the office for 0:02:30.245 --> 0:02:32.965 the poorest person in Melbourne? Oh, when you work for 0:02:33.205 --> 0:02:35.925 rather than my one breakfast show, you must work for 0:02:36.205 --> 0:02:39.205 arm talk about this place by the way. Oh my god, 0:02:39.285 --> 0:02:42.445 yesterday as I was leaving, I'm sure Josh on reception right, 0:02:42.485 --> 0:02:44.085 and he must have been surrounded by it. And if 0:02:44.125 --> 0:02:47.085 you saw it, pants, I did thirty boxes right, and 0:02:47.085 --> 0:02:48.245 he was like taping them up. 0:02:48.445 --> 0:02:50.085 I said, what are we are you running like a 0:02:50.205 --> 0:02:52.405 mail order business? What is this? 0:02:53.045 --> 0:02:56.565 And he goes, Oh my god, they didn't want anyone 0:02:56.605 --> 0:03:00.805 seeing anything. But all the old, really old computers here 0:03:01.405 --> 0:03:03.645 are being got rid of. I said, so where are 0:03:03.645 --> 0:03:06.045 all these going? He goes, They're going to banner At. 0:03:06.805 --> 0:03:08.965 I mean what you mean, like a food dropping balat 0:03:09.005 --> 0:03:11.725 just thrown into the streets for the people at Ballarat 0:03:11.725 --> 0:03:13.925 to have twenty year old dells. 0:03:14.125 --> 0:03:15.725 He goes, No, the radio station there. 0:03:16.005 --> 0:03:18.485 Oh, I didn't know we had an outfit out there 0:03:18.485 --> 0:03:21.845 in Ballarat that are now getting twenty year old. Oh, 0:03:21.885 --> 0:03:24.325 the first version of Microsoft ninety five. 0:03:25.245 --> 0:03:28.485 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:03:28.605 --> 0:03:30.765 Alice Cullen, you were doing a very good job this 0:03:30.845 --> 0:03:34.405 week in the complicated world of the AFL trade. 0:03:34.845 --> 0:03:38.005 It's like advanced maths, isn't it. It really is. 0:03:38.205 --> 0:03:42.765 It's just shuffling around players who are basically the ongoing 0:03:42.805 --> 0:03:45.325 story is people who are like the Cherney Kerno stuff. 0:03:45.685 --> 0:03:49.365 So's he prepared to take what an apprenticeship ought to 0:03:49.405 --> 0:03:50.725 be an unpaid intern? 0:03:51.085 --> 0:03:51.285 Ah? 0:03:51.645 --> 0:03:56.405 Yeah, the Swans Rather than play at Carlton, Yes, rather 0:03:56.445 --> 0:03:57.885 than just one more year at. 0:03:58.405 --> 0:04:01.805 We'll keep for free? Well bad snags for free? What 0:04:01.925 --> 0:04:04.605 an amazing story? That is a million dollars? 0:04:04.725 --> 0:04:07.965 It doesn't want to earn it if he's still got 0:04:07.965 --> 0:04:08.485 to play. 0:04:09.805 --> 0:04:11.285 The ald story. He wants to get out of the 0:04:11.325 --> 0:04:12.125 Melbourne bubble. 0:04:12.245 --> 0:04:14.365 Yes, that's just that one, isn't He same with Clayton 0:04:14.365 --> 0:04:17.525 a loive as well. So around gws wrong choice of words. 0:04:17.525 --> 0:04:20.685 They were Clayton and my favorite phrase is where they go? 0:04:20.844 --> 0:04:23.645 The players have landed in Adelaide or wherever it is, Frio, 0:04:23.964 --> 0:04:28.044 and I'm looking around the facilities, like you know what. 0:04:28.125 --> 0:04:31.044 I look at the showers and I can't stand what 0:04:31.085 --> 0:04:32.325 they've done with that canteen. 0:04:32.885 --> 0:04:35.404 I'm sorry, I'm not going to be coming. It's cracked 0:04:35.445 --> 0:04:38.205 in the wall here. Yea that needs to be fixed. 0:04:39.125 --> 0:04:42.484 Looking around the facilities, some of them, I don't understand 0:04:42.484 --> 0:04:42.844 the maths. 0:04:42.885 --> 0:04:43.005 Right. 0:04:43.005 --> 0:04:47.604 There was warning yesterday Will Brody got traded to port 0:04:47.685 --> 0:04:52.084 Adelaide from Frio for actually pause the TV and wrote 0:04:52.085 --> 0:04:57.445 this down. I couldn't understand this for around six pick 0:04:57.685 --> 0:04:58.484 one oh three? 0:04:58.964 --> 0:05:01.565 Yes, what? Yeah? I didn't even know it went up 0:05:01.604 --> 0:05:02.004 that hot. 0:05:02.085 --> 0:05:03.085 It's pretty insulting. 0:05:04.205 --> 0:05:07.045 Yes, I like, I don't even know who to do 0:05:07.125 --> 0:05:07.485 it is. 0:05:07.525 --> 0:05:10.005 But people were like, he got he's got ring his 0:05:10.085 --> 0:05:12.005 mum and dad, I'm after port Adelaide. 0:05:12.085 --> 0:05:15.364 What do they get around six pick one oh three? 0:05:15.685 --> 0:05:17.604 That is low? I didn't even know it went up 0:05:17.685 --> 0:05:19.884 like that. How did they were? They in nego shape? 0:05:19.924 --> 0:05:20.165 Will I? 0:05:20.404 --> 0:05:21.924 Will you want? 0:05:22.005 --> 0:05:25.525 We want one oh one? No? No, one oh three? 0:05:25.924 --> 0:05:28.044 All right, yeah, well. 0:05:27.604 --> 0:05:28.164 Get in here. 0:05:29.924 --> 0:05:31.685 What did they take me for? Pick thirty? 0:05:33.844 --> 0:05:36.204 I didn't know when that high? But it's the round 0:05:36.325 --> 0:05:37.764 six pick one oh three. 0:05:38.005 --> 0:05:40.484 Yeah, and one of the highest picks as well, Like 0:05:40.964 --> 0:05:43.844 not many get traded from like one hundred plus. 0:05:44.525 --> 0:05:47.085 You've never heard of it going over one hundred. That's 0:05:47.125 --> 0:05:47.885 why it caught my eye. 0:05:47.964 --> 0:05:51.204 Yes, that's what it seems a pointless trade and also 0:05:51.245 --> 0:05:54.004 it's like it must be so complicated for the people 0:05:54.005 --> 0:05:56.804 who were like the list managers or all the us. Yeah, 0:05:56.885 --> 0:05:59.164 and like minute by minute it must be because it's 0:05:59.164 --> 0:06:03.325 so complicated. Who's coming in, who keeps a note on 0:06:03.364 --> 0:06:07.844 a file on a computer? These future picks? Because these 0:06:07.885 --> 0:06:11.404 people must jobs? Do they tell the new person, don't 0:06:11.404 --> 0:06:14.044 forget about that? Pick one oh three, that's ours? 0:06:14.404 --> 0:06:17.565 Wait for it? Rounds? Was it four? Was it? Fourn'? 0:06:17.685 --> 0:06:20.684 Remember now? Pick thirty seven, eight forty six? 0:06:21.245 --> 0:06:24.045 So does obviously the draw system exists in the NRL, 0:06:24.125 --> 0:06:25.284 does it get this complicated? 0:06:25.284 --> 0:06:27.205 No way, They don't really have a draft system in 0:06:27.205 --> 0:06:29.604 the NRL. What really, Yeah, you just sort of they 0:06:29.685 --> 0:06:33.844 get up and comers, so you choose kids from eighteen's 0:06:33.924 --> 0:06:36.805 reserve grade. Yeah, there's there's nothing like this in the NRAL. 0:06:36.885 --> 0:06:39.725 The NURL are looking at it, though, because look at the. 0:06:40.284 --> 0:06:42.724 General that the NRL looks at the AFL and go, 0:06:42.885 --> 0:06:43.604 we want some of that. 0:06:44.125 --> 0:06:46.565 But they should they look at the media it generates. 0:06:46.724 --> 0:06:47.964 Let's attention on it. 0:06:48.005 --> 0:06:50.205 And notice that it has its own radio station. Oh 0:06:50.245 --> 0:06:53.724 my god, have you ever heard trade radio? Continental taps? 0:06:54.005 --> 0:06:57.124 Those poor buggers, don't they have to feel like so much. 0:06:58.005 --> 0:07:01.805 What's the what's the Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill movie Moneyball? 0:07:02.005 --> 0:07:02.165 Oh? 0:07:02.245 --> 0:07:05.525 Yes, yes, like that, isn't it with all the advanced maths. 0:07:05.885 --> 0:07:07.205 It's so complicated. 0:07:07.245 --> 0:07:09.284 They're like hamsters on a wheel because they can't get 0:07:09.325 --> 0:07:10.605 off all They lout to talk about his. 0:07:10.645 --> 0:07:13.444 Trade radio and they've got like weeks and weeks of radio. 0:07:13.645 --> 0:07:14.005 Sometimes. 0:07:14.045 --> 0:07:16.165 I love watching the little video clips. They look like 0:07:16.245 --> 0:07:20.045 hostages there that are not. Trump's going to fly into 0:07:20.125 --> 0:07:24.085 Melbourne once he's solved to Israel and try and get 0:07:24.125 --> 0:07:25.885 the presenters on Trade Radio. 0:07:26.045 --> 0:07:29.565 Free the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:07:30.405 --> 0:07:33.565 It's from Mark in Bathurst to we talk about yesterday. 0:07:33.885 --> 0:07:36.965 Hello Mark, The NRAL Christian tried doing a drafta plays 0:07:37.005 --> 0:07:40.045 during the nineties, won the players, the late Terry Hill 0:07:40.325 --> 0:07:43.965 turn them to court for restriction of trade and one, 0:07:44.285 --> 0:07:48.405 oh what one dude, Terry Hills taken well obviously he 0:07:48.445 --> 0:07:50.685 took on the entire NRL though, and wait for e 0:07:50.925 --> 0:07:55.124 one wow, what a legends. Christian assist on the show 0:07:55.205 --> 0:07:56.805 yesterday about Lilian. 0:07:56.885 --> 0:07:57.045 Now. 0:07:57.125 --> 0:08:00.085 Lillian is one of our listeners Target Demo, who is 0:08:00.205 --> 0:08:03.804 one hundred, one of our younger listeners. Actually she's the 0:08:03.845 --> 0:08:07.405 sort of twenty somethings, well nineteen twenty something listeners that 0:08:07.445 --> 0:08:09.725 were trying to attract more over to the station. 0:08:10.205 --> 0:08:11.725 Lillian is one hundred tomorrow. 0:08:11.765 --> 0:08:13.885 This is a big moment and she listens to the show, 0:08:14.245 --> 0:08:17.405 and so granddaughter is bringing her in on the show tomorrow, 0:08:17.685 --> 0:08:19.725 and we're looking for ideas. We need to get the 0:08:19.765 --> 0:08:22.125 gift today. What do you get someone who's turning one hundred, 0:08:22.325 --> 0:08:24.765 They've had ninety nine birthdays. 0:08:25.364 --> 0:08:28.325 You think about so many gifts, so many gifts. 0:08:28.845 --> 0:08:31.725 No more newspapers from the era was born, which always 0:08:31.765 --> 0:08:33.925 think is a pointless gift because you didn't know, No, 0:08:34.005 --> 0:08:36.005 you're a's not like it's hey, you remember this. I 0:08:36.205 --> 0:08:39.965 had no idea that was happening. Five when she was born, 0:08:40.045 --> 0:08:41.005 A depression was on. 0:08:41.285 --> 0:08:44.804 It's not going to be a fun na. Mick Morehouse 0:08:45.444 --> 0:08:46.564 talking about all the comings and. 0:08:46.525 --> 0:08:50.765 Going to of AFL Christian Listens show. Yes, about Lillian 0:08:50.804 --> 0:08:54.085 turning one hundred tomorrow. What gift together now? You said 0:08:54.084 --> 0:08:56.804 about Caitlin said about getting her listen Kayton said a 0:08:57.285 --> 0:09:00.525 lot yesterday a lot of reactions to the podcast when 0:09:00.725 --> 0:09:04.564 producer Kaitlin actually said on air that Lillian becoming one 0:09:04.645 --> 0:09:07.765 hundred tomorrow means that she would join an exclusive club 0:09:07.965 --> 0:09:11.084 of a two nine people in the world who are 0:09:11.125 --> 0:09:15.205 one hundred and above. And obviously there was much surprise 0:09:15.365 --> 0:09:18.205 that she would think such a number. Turns out there's 0:09:18.564 --> 0:09:22.205 over nine hundred thousand, six and a half thousand just 0:09:22.245 --> 0:09:23.125 in Australia. 0:09:23.285 --> 0:09:23.684 She says it. 0:09:23.765 --> 0:09:25.565 It's such confidence that at first you believe her. 0:09:25.645 --> 0:09:27.445 You go, oh nine, and when the rest of the 0:09:27.444 --> 0:09:29.244 team like produce a Tina bus and I went, no, 0:09:29.324 --> 0:09:30.765 I don't think that's true. It to all us about 0:09:30.765 --> 0:09:33.604 six thousand. I went to a song and you said, 0:09:33.684 --> 0:09:37.645 Kate just looked at me and goes shit. I went no, no, no, 0:09:37.804 --> 0:09:42.525 you can't say that about facts. If she was one 0:09:42.564 --> 0:09:44.085 of eight or nine in the world, we'd have the 0:09:44.125 --> 0:09:46.125 world's media just setting on us. 0:09:46.125 --> 0:09:49.245 Tomorrow. CNN would be coming and. 0:09:51.324 --> 0:09:53.165 She's the designated number cruncher on the. 0:09:53.605 --> 0:09:55.285 Crunching those numbers crunching. 0:09:55.725 --> 0:09:57.485 Anyway, she did have a nice day about getting her 0:09:57.564 --> 0:10:00.205 one hundred dollars bottle of wine Christians. She can buy 0:10:00.204 --> 0:10:02.845 that for herself. I think the suggestion of high tea 0:10:02.885 --> 0:10:05.564 at the lang which is a good point. 0:10:05.684 --> 0:10:08.045 Hi t the Langue is incredible we have sorted this out. 0:10:08.084 --> 0:10:10.405 She's gonna I have tea at the Langeman and you 0:10:10.485 --> 0:10:13.484 know Pansy Andre is going to look after as well. 0:10:13.804 --> 0:10:15.885 She will feel like a queen for a day as 0:10:15.925 --> 0:10:16.525 she should be. 0:10:16.725 --> 0:10:20.085 Yeah, now talking about gifts, I found Sunday the only 0:10:20.165 --> 0:10:23.165 thing that I would love for Christmas this year. Oh yeah, yeah, 0:10:23.165 --> 0:10:25.485 I've made a note of my phone. It's a Lego 0:10:25.885 --> 0:10:27.285 Seinfeld set. 0:10:27.765 --> 0:10:32.285 It's Jerry's apartment that is actually poor with all the characters. 0:10:32.444 --> 0:10:38.005 Okay, and Uncle Leo as well, right, one three hundred 0:10:38.045 --> 0:10:40.845 and twenty six pieces. So it's something that maybe my 0:10:40.925 --> 0:10:43.405 daughters could help me build over the Christmas period. 0:10:43.605 --> 0:10:45.925 Would they do that? No? Cool? No? 0:10:46.045 --> 0:10:48.045 But in my mind, you know, you have that version 0:10:48.485 --> 0:10:51.444 of the family I wish I had. It's like the 0:10:51.525 --> 0:10:55.324 Judd Apatow movie version, you know, where there's some mountain 0:10:55.324 --> 0:10:57.724 goat song comes underneath it with a ukulele. 0:10:58.324 --> 0:11:00.444 Now you last time I remember you trying to do 0:11:00.485 --> 0:11:02.604 a puzzle. How did you end up finishing that? 0:11:02.845 --> 0:11:04.125 No, that's stood under the stairs. 0:11:04.204 --> 0:11:06.684 Okay, okay, but you still feel confident about doing one 0:11:06.684 --> 0:11:08.324 thousand plus piece of Lego. 0:11:08.204 --> 0:11:11.845 One three hundred and twenty six The gift is an idea, 0:11:11.965 --> 0:11:13.765 isn't it. You know that's what I would love. Do 0:11:13.804 --> 0:11:15.324 you guys know what you want for Christmas? I've told 0:11:15.365 --> 0:11:16.684 my family this is it. This is what I want 0:11:16.684 --> 0:11:18.605 for Christmas. Please get me this. I'll be very happy. 0:11:18.725 --> 0:11:21.245 Absolutely, I've known what I've wanted since the start of 0:11:21.245 --> 0:11:23.325 the year. We went to our friend's place and they 0:11:23.324 --> 0:11:26.165 have a Phillips automatic pasta maker. 0:11:26.285 --> 0:11:26.765 What's that? 0:11:27.125 --> 0:11:29.485 So it's just like, I guess, like the equivalent of 0:11:29.485 --> 0:11:31.965 an ice cream machine, but for pasta. So you just 0:11:32.005 --> 0:11:36.245 put in flour, water and then it spits out fresh past. 0:11:36.645 --> 0:11:38.644 So, oh, I see. Let you do with a breadmaker? 0:11:38.804 --> 0:11:41.684 Yes, exactly, it's like your own little like electronic no 0:11:41.845 --> 0:11:43.885 that existed, Yes, I know, and just. 0:11:43.804 --> 0:11:50.484 A pasta that's a virtual non the ver none thousand 0:11:51.005 --> 0:11:52.205 and does it taste nice? 0:11:52.324 --> 0:11:54.845 It tastes beautiful because pasta is just flour and water, 0:11:54.885 --> 0:11:55.684 maybe a bit of salt. 0:11:55.725 --> 0:11:57.925 Oh, but it's so much more non as right now 0:11:57.965 --> 0:12:02.005 listening in the kitchen stoner, Oh, like wagging a finger 0:12:02.045 --> 0:12:02.645 at the radio. 0:12:02.885 --> 0:12:05.204 There's so much more I know, And I know they 0:12:05.285 --> 0:12:06.645 use that you know, the big metal. 0:12:06.485 --> 0:12:08.405 Machine crank in that thing. 0:12:08.645 --> 0:12:11.765 I don't have the Nana's hands touch to be able 0:12:11.804 --> 0:12:12.324 to do that. 0:12:12.564 --> 0:12:15.085 So this thing is not obviously not non a quality. 0:12:15.125 --> 0:12:15.964 It's not a strength. 0:12:16.204 --> 0:12:18.685 Yes, it's not a strength, and it's pretty bloody good. 0:12:18.765 --> 0:12:21.365 So that's my dream to have fresh past or whenever 0:12:21.405 --> 0:12:21.885 I want. 0:12:21.925 --> 0:12:25.285 Twenty four to seven on demand. You already need that 0:12:25.324 --> 0:12:27.324 gym membership to work off that heavy pass. If you've 0:12:27.324 --> 0:12:29.245 got it on demand, pass you what are you after? 0:12:29.444 --> 0:12:32.645 I really really want a dice in ear wrap for 0:12:32.765 --> 0:12:36.804 my hair, which would cost you know, a little. 0:12:36.605 --> 0:12:40.684 Bit of an outlay, but give us a number nine dollars? 0:12:40.965 --> 0:12:43.285 Why, I think about five or six hundred, right. My 0:12:43.804 --> 0:12:45.965 wife has one and I went, what he is not 0:12:46.005 --> 0:12:48.325 your birthday of Christmas? She went, oh no, I got 0:12:48.324 --> 0:12:49.885 it for free with all the points that we built 0:12:49.965 --> 0:12:52.724 up over the awesome And I'm so stupid I went 0:12:52.965 --> 0:12:55.245 for free. 0:12:55.324 --> 0:12:57.085 There's only like about a week later. 0:13:00.285 --> 0:13:02.324 In mind that would have massive enough points at David 0:13:02.365 --> 0:13:04.684 Jones or you get that dice for free. 0:13:04.765 --> 0:13:08.005 You could have gone to La probably, but it would 0:13:08.084 --> 0:13:09.605 save so much on blow. 0:13:11.405 --> 0:13:14.204 No, no, no real, it's a My wife and the 0:13:14.245 --> 0:13:17.364 two daughters they argue over this holy girl of things. 0:13:17.444 --> 0:13:19.925 It's a game changer. It is. No, it really is 0:13:20.045 --> 0:13:21.124 absolutely essential. 0:13:20.885 --> 0:13:23.245 Because Patsy probably like my wife's hair, it's the same 0:13:23.245 --> 0:13:25.684 as yours. It takes ages to blow yes. 0:13:25.525 --> 0:13:29.125 And it's curly, and it takes a bit of wrangling 0:13:29.405 --> 0:13:31.925 every single time I do it. That's why half the 0:13:31.965 --> 0:13:34.925 time I go to my hairdresser. She can deal with 0:13:34.965 --> 0:13:36.245 it because I can't be bothered. 0:13:36.285 --> 0:13:37.684 And it costs. It costs money. 0:13:37.725 --> 0:13:40.165 So when we're going out, I have to backtime. I 0:13:40.245 --> 0:13:42.885 go and listen on the restaurants. But to seven, please 0:13:42.885 --> 0:13:45.405 don't tell me washing your hair, washing your hair show. 0:13:45.444 --> 0:13:47.844 I know I have tocrease. It's so greasy. Grease is 0:13:47.885 --> 0:13:50.845 in this year. I've seen it on the grams. 0:13:51.324 --> 0:13:54.965 Greasy hair dank that Kirk cababe good look on a 0:13:55.005 --> 0:13:57.645 woman because I'm like, oh god, she's washing it hair. 0:13:58.245 --> 0:14:02.964 It's ages. How try do you need it? 0:14:03.845 --> 0:14:06.605 I actually say to Chris before right, I'm having a shower. 0:14:06.684 --> 0:14:07.765 But it's a hair shower. 0:14:08.045 --> 0:14:10.525 No, that's it has to get flagged up. It's that 0:14:10.605 --> 0:14:11.084 big a deal. 0:14:11.285 --> 0:14:13.005 I'll see you in ninety minutes, two hours. 0:14:13.045 --> 0:14:15.085 I'm never allowed to come in the bathroom because apparently 0:14:15.084 --> 0:14:16.005 that will put her off. 0:14:16.165 --> 0:14:18.804 When you're trying your air. Yes, go in the other 0:14:18.885 --> 0:14:20.285 bath and me. If you're going to do something in 0:14:20.285 --> 0:14:22.085 the background, what does it bother you? 0:14:22.165 --> 0:14:23.325 How much better can this hot? 0:14:23.325 --> 0:14:24.525 Hot air? Is hot air? How much? 0:14:25.805 --> 0:14:27.605 I don't know what the challenge is, but it's about 0:14:28.045 --> 0:14:31.085 it's freeze up about it's a lot quicker. It can 0:14:31.125 --> 0:14:33.525 be dry now in twenty minutes as oppose I'm not joking. 0:14:33.525 --> 0:14:35.845 A red to an hour. Okay, that is actually. 0:14:35.605 --> 0:14:38.125 Money and it helps with flyaways as well. It's better 0:14:38.125 --> 0:14:40.485 on your hair. Dice and do everything do. 0:14:41.005 --> 0:14:44.325 Vorking coin and yeah, yeah they're a triple threat, Alex, 0:14:45.085 --> 0:14:45.565 Yes they do. 0:14:45.685 --> 0:14:46.805 Yeah, flat money, flat thing. 0:14:46.805 --> 0:14:49.765 It should be a vacuum as well, Alex, What do 0:14:49.805 --> 0:14:53.205 you want some new Blue Jumpers? 0:14:54.245 --> 0:14:55.885 You know what I'm worrying at the moment. My father 0:14:55.925 --> 0:14:57.445 in law's vest. But that's another story. 0:14:57.605 --> 0:15:02.885 Hey, mcc membership nice and easy. 0:15:03.125 --> 0:15:04.125 Oh forget it. 0:15:04.165 --> 0:15:07.245 You've been here three months in you that one, don't know, Bunny, 0:15:07.405 --> 0:15:10.325 If you're listening membership, they're really easy. 0:15:10.045 --> 0:15:14.165 To get those jump the cue, chucking them around you 0:15:14.245 --> 0:15:14.604 see them. 0:15:14.605 --> 0:15:17.845 Line up for the finals is worth all that money, 0:15:17.885 --> 0:15:18.565 all that wait and you. 0:15:18.525 --> 0:15:22.205 Have to line up lawn chair, sleep him back. 0:15:22.325 --> 0:15:24.765 You get grand finals, you get everything, you get all 0:15:24.805 --> 0:15:28.205 like all cricket matches, but the World Cup games I 0:15:28.245 --> 0:15:30.845 was reading, But you get all the footy games, you 0:15:30.885 --> 0:15:32.125 get grand final enter. 0:15:32.285 --> 0:15:35.005 It's a big deal getting that membership. It really is 0:15:35.245 --> 0:15:36.045 the gym as well. 0:15:36.045 --> 0:15:38.325 Like I've got friends that have got SCG membership and 0:15:38.365 --> 0:15:39.565 I'm so jealous of them. 0:15:39.605 --> 0:15:41.205 It's like this holy grail. 0:15:41.565 --> 0:15:44.205 And like the membership cards go around over the Christmas 0:15:44.245 --> 0:15:47.285 break like you people can't go, and like if you 0:15:47.365 --> 0:15:48.725 have one, it's just like. 0:15:48.885 --> 0:15:51.765 Well, MC gym membership is a really big deal. 0:15:51.765 --> 0:15:54.845 You get like grandparents who put like babies names down 0:15:54.925 --> 0:15:57.244 thinking that hopefully, Oh my god, I've just seen the time. 0:15:57.285 --> 0:15:59.285 It is actually time for you to do the news. 0:15:59.805 --> 0:16:04.125 The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Christian for the one of 0:16:04.125 --> 0:16:06.165 the greatest. What are the odd zevo? No, you do 0:16:06.205 --> 0:16:09.485 it tomorrow? Obviously, Lilian's coming in on the day she 0:16:09.565 --> 0:16:12.525 turns one hundred. Do you think you can find somebody 0:16:12.525 --> 0:16:15.565 else who also turns one hundred tomorrow? 0:16:15.845 --> 0:16:16.925 Oh? 0:16:17.325 --> 0:16:21.525 Calian start crunching those numbers. What are being Calien's computer 0:16:21.645 --> 0:16:30.405 in the billions? Catillions? Triquinians I am now. Also, that 0:16:30.845 --> 0:16:34.125 pasta making machine you mentioned, I've got a Have. 0:16:34.085 --> 0:16:34.925 You seen it? Pats? 0:16:35.005 --> 0:16:35.565 No, I haven't. 0:16:36.085 --> 0:16:37.485 It makes four different types. 0:16:37.685 --> 0:16:39.005 Wow, I've seen. 0:16:39.045 --> 0:16:43.885 You can have lasania, fetini, penne, and traditional pasta. 0:16:44.045 --> 0:16:44.245 Yeah. 0:16:44.245 --> 0:16:45.725 And the only thing I'm worrying about this is when 0:16:45.765 --> 0:16:47.005 you're a dull grown up like me. 0:16:47.205 --> 0:16:50.364 Is I wonder what it's like to clean? Yes? Yeah, yeah? 0:16:51.085 --> 0:16:54.605 Joy it is to be middle aged? Does it be lovely? 0:16:54.725 --> 0:16:54.805 Thing? 0:16:54.885 --> 0:16:57.885 Given the family fresh pasta to Someone's got clean that though, 0:16:58.045 --> 0:16:59.805 someone's going to pay the price for all that past 0:16:59.805 --> 0:17:00.125 the fun. 0:17:00.285 --> 0:17:02.365 That's how I make all my cooking decisions. It's like 0:17:02.445 --> 0:17:04.965 how much cleaning am I willing to do? And so 0:17:05.125 --> 0:17:07.605 like the one pot one? If I'm feeling really lazy, 0:17:07.645 --> 0:17:08.645 then we're having that, you. 0:17:08.645 --> 0:17:11.245 Know, Yes, all right, let's get into this week's what's 0:17:11.285 --> 0:17:11.565 the year? 0:17:11.645 --> 0:17:14.205 My friends? Do you know what they released? 0:17:14.245 --> 0:17:14.685 Free? 0:17:14.725 --> 0:17:15.045 Willy? 0:17:16.165 --> 0:17:18.405 Was it eighty nine or ninety three? 0:17:19.005 --> 0:17:19.285 Or when? 0:17:19.325 --> 0:17:21.605 Did I don't record life? Four brands? 0:17:21.725 --> 0:17:23.165 I'm not very good with taste. 0:17:23.165 --> 0:17:24.605 Does anybody they know? 0:17:25.165 --> 0:17:28.245 What's the year? Again? What's the year? My friends? Wherever 0:17:28.245 --> 0:17:30.245