WEBVTT - Interview: Noah Kahan

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, it's Noah Kahn on The Smallsy Show on Kiss.

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<v Speaker 2>Noah Kahn.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Smallsy. What up, dude?

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<v Speaker 2>How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Good to see you.

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<v Speaker 3>We were just reminiscing on the years we have known

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<v Speaker 3>each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Almost nine years now we've been catching up.

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<v Speaker 2>We have been.

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<v Speaker 3>And every time I seem to catch up with you,

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<v Speaker 3>the star explodes even more.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it might be you doing it. I think you

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<v Speaker 1>should take all credit. You are my good omen.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 3>It feels like just before something happens, just before you're

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<v Speaker 3>due to catch up with me. So I will take that. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>you know how I'm going to start the interview, just

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<v Speaker 3>by checking in on your health.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they're still bad. They're still inflamed. Yeah. Worse than before, actually.

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<v Speaker 1>The Crown Hotel has a bidet. And the water from the, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but no, because it sprays directly into the hemorrhoid. And

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<v Speaker 1>so now I'm having to use the other toilets in

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<v Speaker 1>the hotel that don't have bidets in them. Okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to get tempted to use it. Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>It inflames them more.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm glad I asked. That followed me around.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And it followed you around.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember seeing that clip. I'm like, oh, my God,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine this is the one they wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>go viral. It did.

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<v Speaker 2>It did. Anyway, so I'm glad we checked that off

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<v Speaker 2>the list, number one. Number two, the show, man. Congratulations.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw it. It's incredible. Your fans.

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<v Speaker 3>I genuinely felt you were blown away when you looked out,

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<v Speaker 3>I think, on night one of the Sydney show, like 20,000.

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<v Speaker 3>And you've done four sold-outs. Yeah. So that's 80,000 people

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<v Speaker 3>you basically have performed to in Sydney alone.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, they're the show. I think a huge part of

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<v Speaker 1>the show was the crowd interaction. the different costumes, the signs,

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<v Speaker 1>the joy, like the singing along. It's, that's what makes

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<v Speaker 1>every single show different for us is that like every

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<v Speaker 1>night we're getting to watch these people experience and kind

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<v Speaker 1>of perform for us in a way, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>in such an amazing community of people. Yeah. So far

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<v Speaker 1>away from where the music was written and what it

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<v Speaker 1>was written about.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been unbelievable. I, you know, you know, as you've

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<v Speaker 1>known me a long time, like we, I think when

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<v Speaker 1>Hurt Somebody was, even when Hurt Somebody was number one,

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<v Speaker 1>I was having a hard time selling, you know, 150,

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<v Speaker 1>200 tickets. And so to be here like so many

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<v Speaker 1>years later and have people fill in these seats and

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<v Speaker 1>just really giving everything they have, it's been unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you look back?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I guess you like, do you reflect on

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<v Speaker 3>it and go, was there something that changed that connected?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I heard somebody was like a number one airplay,

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<v Speaker 3>number one song on the charts here. But at the time,

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<v Speaker 3>like you were relatively unknown. Fast forward eight years. And now,

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<v Speaker 3>as I said, the tickets you're selling, did something change

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<v Speaker 3>for you? Or do you think it's just, Constantly showing up,

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<v Speaker 3>doing it again and again and again. And then you

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<v Speaker 3>wear people down and they eventually buy it.

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<v Speaker 1>They have no choice but to come. Yeah, I've just

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<v Speaker 1>been in their walls begging them to come see me play. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think something did change. I think I started just

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<v Speaker 1>to find my own voice and to find what I

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<v Speaker 1>really love to say and how to say it. And

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<v Speaker 1>I stopped kind of auditioning for the world as much

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<v Speaker 1>as I was. I really felt like I was just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be what people thought. successful music sounded like or,

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<v Speaker 1>or what a successful musician looked like. And that brought

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<v Speaker 1>me farther away from what I actually like about music.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think it was, it was not like saying like,

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<v Speaker 1>screw it, but it was like, you know, how do

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<v Speaker 1>I do this? Enjoy and enjoy it. And the things

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<v Speaker 1>that brought me joy, I've connected with a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people and that's a really, really unique privilege. So, um,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was just kind of stopping for a

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<v Speaker 1>second and finding out what really made me tick, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that.

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<v Speaker 3>Um, when you look out on the crowd, do you

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<v Speaker 3>see any faces from the shows on the barricade of their,

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<v Speaker 3>fans that you remember seeing in the early days? Like surely,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, surely there's a number one Khan head in Australia, right?

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<v Speaker 3>Like there's definitely one Khan head from day.

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<v Speaker 2>One, right?

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<v Speaker 1>I do see people in like, sometimes I have to

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<v Speaker 1>be reminded, but they're like, I saw you in 2018

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<v Speaker 1>or a lot of people are like, I came all

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<v Speaker 1>the way from, you know, Portugal or Boston or, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>South America to see these shows. And, uh, It's just unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>I think every night I try to think about the

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<v Speaker 1>journey that each fan went on to come see me,

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<v Speaker 1>whether they live here in Sydney and they had to

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<v Speaker 1>take work off, they saved up for the ticket, or

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<v Speaker 1>they've been looking forward to this for months. It reminds

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<v Speaker 1>me of how important what we're doing is and how

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<v Speaker 1>important it is to give everybody 100% all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that. People go through a lot nowadays to

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<v Speaker 1>see shows. Tickets are expensive. It's hard to kind of

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<v Speaker 1>get the time and the money to do it. So

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<v Speaker 1>I try to really honor what people have gone through.

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<v Speaker 1>to come see me.

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<v Speaker 2>Good on you.

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<v Speaker 3>And you've got a great set, you know, you give

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<v Speaker 3>a show because sometimes people sell tickets to a concert

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<v Speaker 3>and there's not much happening. And you, you, I appreciate

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<v Speaker 3>the effort that you have gone to, to bring the

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<v Speaker 3>whole thing to life.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been very lucky to have like had a career

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<v Speaker 1>where I didn't have like a TikTok moment early on

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<v Speaker 1>that like brought me to these kinds of stages, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>at an early point, because I really had to fail

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<v Speaker 1>as a performer a lot. And that, and like a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of my shows, I would just flip my hair

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<v Speaker 1>over my eyes and like, You know, all you saw.

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<v Speaker 1>And play my guitar and, like, not interact because I

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<v Speaker 1>was so nervous. And I feel like having gone through

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<v Speaker 1>eight years of that kind of touring, like, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>very comfortable and very excited to kind of– and not embarrassed,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, to get out there and just give a

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<v Speaker 1>show and make fun of myself and sing as hard

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<v Speaker 1>as I can.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about intrusive thoughts.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Because they come into your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>You did address them. Do you address them in every show,

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<v Speaker 2>the intrusive thoughts?

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<v Speaker 1>I've started to since I got to Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I think– culturally we really connect with that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I feel like you guys, everyone here is kind

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<v Speaker 1>of got that neurotic thing going on. We do.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we love, we love an intrusive thought.

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<v Speaker 3>We love also vocalizing it. Um, do you have them frequently?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have them on most nights when you're on stage?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm always having intrusive thoughts, man. Every thought I

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<v Speaker 1>have is, I haven't had a welcome thought in like

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<v Speaker 1>10 years, dude. Every thought I have is like a

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<v Speaker 1>scary man knocking on my door in the rain that

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<v Speaker 1>I have to let use my phone, you know? Um, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I always think about, like, I just think, like, if

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<v Speaker 1>everyone here got really mad and, like, texted each other in, like,

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<v Speaker 1>a WhatsApp group, they could just come and, like, eat me, basically.

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<v Speaker 1>They could eat my arms, my legs, my butt, everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that the basis of the tweet that you put

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<v Speaker 3>out the other day about, hey, just a reminder, if

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<v Speaker 3>you want to dress up like me for Halloween, you

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<v Speaker 3>need to stop showering today?

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<v Speaker 1>Twitter is, like, the perfect intrusive thought canvas. Yeah, 100%.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to make sure people, if they really

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<v Speaker 1>want to commit to the bit, you have to stop Showering.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, I wouldn't have thought, do people dress up like

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<v Speaker 3>Noah Kahn for?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they have. Or they're just pretending to be Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you squint from a distance, it's hard to tell.

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<v Speaker 1>I look like Jesus at first glance. For sure. Second glance,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, oh, no.

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<v Speaker 2>It's mildly successful Noah Kahn.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just that guy with the guitar, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, big news in your world, music-wise, obviously, is you

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<v Speaker 3>just have the lead single for the new Hunger Games movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulations on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>How did that happen?

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<v Speaker 1>It was funny. I had heard people talking about this movie.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd read all the books, and I'd heard people talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the soundtrack for this movie. And a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>my friends were making songs for it. And I was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like, oh, man, I would have loved to

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<v Speaker 1>do that. It would have been really fun. And I

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<v Speaker 1>ran into Dave Cobb, who is helping curate the soundtrack.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was like, no, we actually want you to

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<v Speaker 1>do the lead single. And so it was the first

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<v Speaker 1>I'd heard of it. And I was like, oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 1>I was obviously super excited, but a little nervous because

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<v Speaker 1>it's a big opportunity. And I am very well aware

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<v Speaker 1>of like the passion that the fans have and how

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<v Speaker 1>into every single part of the story, the soundtrack, the

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<v Speaker 1>actors that these fans are. So I felt a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of like a pressure, but it was a really cool,

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<v Speaker 1>unique experience. I never gotten to write for a. movie

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<v Speaker 1>before and it was really fun to get a chance

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<v Speaker 1>to kind of step outside of my own story.

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<v Speaker 3>And you're also joining like a great list of other

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<v Speaker 3>artists that have contributed songs to the soundtrack in movies

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<v Speaker 3>that have gone by, by the way, Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Coldplay, Lorde.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's not bad company to be in.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no. They're all people that I look up to

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<v Speaker 1>and artists that I admire and, um, being in the same,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the same world as they are for this

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<v Speaker 1>kind of soundtrack is, um.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you were in the Hunger Games, you'd have

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<v Speaker 2>no trouble taking them out.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I would be dead in seconds. Olivia Rodrigo would

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<v Speaker 1>bash my head in. Taylor Swift would club me to death.

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<v Speaker 1>Laura would punch me in the stomach.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you would volunteer as tribute to go out first.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd just be like, get me out of here. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to be here anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's your game plan. If there was a real

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<v Speaker 3>love Hunger Games, you're like, I'm dipping out early.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going first. I'm going to go out first. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to be... jump on a sword in the cornucopia,

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<v Speaker 1>go to the tallest tree I can find, try to

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<v Speaker 1>get to, like, the electrified ceiling to stick my hand

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<v Speaker 1>up there.

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<v Speaker 2>And just end it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just get me out. I'm not trying to go through

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<v Speaker 1>all that shit. No, absolutely. I've got stuff to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you had any downtime while you've been here in Oz?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you done anything? Have you, like, had some?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we've had a ton of downtime. That's my favorite

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<v Speaker 1>thing about coming to Australia is, like, the amount of

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<v Speaker 1>fun stuff that we get to do. We went to

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<v Speaker 1>urban surf today.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Went surfing.

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<v Speaker 2>How was, right, right yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>One out of 10 probably. I hurt my calf getting up.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like even the most successful situation means I

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<v Speaker 1>hurt myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, I went to, uh, to deep sea fishing a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of days ago, which is really cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I got seasick once doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my God.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We all got so seasick. My security guard was just

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<v Speaker 1>throwing up the entire time. I felt so bad for him.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, but what about what if a swordfish

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<v Speaker 1>comes out and tries to kill me? Yeah, I know. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah, we got to do that. Put some golf, um,

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<v Speaker 1>I've gone to the spa, got a lot of good coffee. Lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you a mani-pedi guy or what's the story?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a massage guy, but I always feel like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>hurting their feelings if I don't ask for... More pressure

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<v Speaker 1>or less pressure? I say medium, but I actually want more.

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<v Speaker 1>But then if I ask more, I feel like they

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<v Speaker 1>get mad and start going as hard as they can.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I worry about them getting pissed and hurting me.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>They're wrapping me up.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a lot of problems. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>They're wrapping me up. One last question. One last question.

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<v Speaker 3>You were at the Emmys the other week and then

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<v Speaker 3>there's a photo of you and Steve Carell. And then

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<v Speaker 3>you posted, my king and also, believe it or not,

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<v Speaker 3>my dad's high school classmate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that actually true?

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<v Speaker 1>Or did you make that up? It's true. It's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I can't believe a lot of things you say.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. This one's real. This one's real. He was

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<v Speaker 1>a little older than my dad, but he played hockey

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<v Speaker 1>at Middlesex in Massachusetts. And he went to high school

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<v Speaker 1>with my aunt and my dad. I think my dad

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<v Speaker 1>kind of played up their friendship a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 1>Because when I asked him about it, he was like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Vaguely remember.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, for anyone wondering, he was... Super cool,

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<v Speaker 1>super kind. I was so nervous to approach him, but

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<v Speaker 1>he took five minutes just to talk to me and

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<v Speaker 1>ask me questions about my music. You looked happy as.

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<v Speaker 1>I was really, really grateful for his time. As someone

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<v Speaker 1>with clinical depression, The Office is my depression show where

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really struggling, and he's provided me with so much

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<v Speaker 1>light in my life. I love that. It was cool

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to him.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that you had that moment. Hey, massive congratulations.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>Wonderful to see you. Congrats on the tour. Go put

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<v Speaker 3>your feet up once this is wrapped.

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<v Speaker 2>You deserve a break after this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to, man. I'm going to. And thank you

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<v Speaker 1>so much for your time and for the support for

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<v Speaker 1>so many years.

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<v Speaker 2>Smallsy, now on Kiss. Head to Chemist Warehouse and save

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<v Speaker 2>prescriptions in every store, every day.