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Speaker 1: Habby thirty. It's the jam Nation podcast with Jonesy and Amanda.

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Speaker 1: It's Tick Took Tucker.

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Speaker 2: We try something called cloud bread, bread that's made from

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Speaker 2: egg whites, a bit of sugar and some corn starts,

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Speaker 1: What does it taste like? Yeah, it's not too bad.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's trying to hook you through tastes.

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Speaker 4: Like she said rhetorically, there's other things that you can enjoy,

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Speaker 4: the pub test, to encyclopedias, past the pub test, Tales

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Speaker 2: This is on the back of a new invention we're

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Speaker 2: hearing about where a dog can make a video call

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Speaker 2: to you.

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Speaker 1: You've got your mature round up.

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Speaker 4: You've got the miss Holocaust survivor and Nevada sex worker

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Speaker 4: who's retiring and that's the same that's not the same.

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Speaker 3: Personula Carson's going to be joining us.

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Speaker 5: It's all coming up on our podcast.

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Speaker 1: That a miracle of recording. We have so many requests

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Speaker 1: for them to do it again.

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Speaker 6: Mistress Amanda's MS killer Amanda doesn't work.

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Speaker 1: Below friend making the tools of the Train.

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Speaker 4: I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

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Speaker 7: The legendary part of Jersey Amanda the actress.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations, we're right now, Amanda. You're doing a great job.

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Speaker 1: It could anyone but your Selfie giant good radio.

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Speaker 2: Sorry but it's a tongue twist set Amanda.

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Speaker 1: Shoot Tim, we're on the air, all Laramigo. How are

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Speaker 1: you today? And well, how are you going? I'm doing

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Speaker 1: all right. I'm getting good grades. It's good.

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Speaker 4: Everything's happening. You know how sad my life has become.

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Speaker 4: Tell me I got the new app on my phone.

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Speaker 4: You know how you got an Apple iPhone and.

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Speaker 1: You forget your Apple?

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Speaker 3: I D yes, I don't know, min And then I.

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Speaker 1: Couldn't put any apps on.

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Speaker 4: Well, I thought enough of that, and so I went

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Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden I went crazy putting apps on.

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Speaker 1: You got playing games? You're not back on Angry Bird, No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no games. Things like.

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Speaker 4: I went for a new like eBay plus thing and

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Speaker 4: some other thing and the paramount thing, and I put

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Speaker 4: menu log on my phone.

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Speaker 1: Handy, Just do you use it a lot? Now?

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Speaker 4: My kids use it. I pay for it, but they

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Speaker 4: use it. And I'm looking at my bill and I go, honey,

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Speaker 4: we're getting scammed. Oh no, no, that's someone.

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Speaker 1: That ordered a mcflurry at three in the morning.

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Speaker 3: That's just that's your wife.

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Speaker 1: That's just life. So I was looking at the menulogue.

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Speaker 1: But this is how sad my life has become.

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Speaker 4: I just had there scrolling through menulog and all the

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Speaker 4: options of food that I could get.

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Speaker 2: So you were just using it, looking at it for leisure,

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Speaker 2: look at it Instagram.

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Speaker 4: I go, oh, you know, I could get a burger

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Speaker 4: right now if I wanted it, I could get a burger.

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Speaker 1: It'll be here in seven minutes.

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Speaker 4: And also the delivery is free, and the burger is

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Speaker 3: But you don't order it.

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Speaker 1: I don't order it.

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Speaker 2: See this is like me with cookbooks. I look through them,

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Speaker 2: no intention of cooking it. I look through It's like

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Speaker 2: probably people with pornography. You look through it, no intention

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Speaker 1: So that's how sad my life's become. I don't look

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Speaker 1: at porn on the phone. I look at menu log

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Speaker 1: that's my life. Well, welcome to the old club. I'm

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Speaker 1: not using anything anymore.

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Speaker 2: Action packed show, do you have a very big Showson's

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Speaker 4: I'm looking forward to catching up with Urshila Cas Carlson.

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Speaker 4: Five K fast five makes us return five thousand dollars

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Speaker 4: for you. But we can't do anything until we do

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Speaker 4: the Magnificent Seven.

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Speaker 1: Here it is the Davis Cup is related to which.

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Speaker 4: Sports podcast we have the Magnificent Seven. There are seven questions.

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Speaker 4: Could you go all the way and answer all seven

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Speaker 4: questions correctly? If you do that, amand will say excellent.

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Speaker 4: Dane is in Ingodean, but it's about any question seven

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Speaker 1: Dane, very well, thank you. The Davis Cup is related

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Speaker 1: to which sport? It's tennis, that's right.

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Speaker 4: You believe right day in a court in a court case, Dane,

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Speaker 4: who decides if a person is innocent or guilty? Judge,

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Speaker 1: What sort of you say that with a degree of authority? Dan,

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Speaker 1: have you been in court?

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Speaker 3: Are you on the rundown?

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Speaker 1: I am no.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's get to question three, which is the not

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Speaker 2: so secret sound. Can you tell us what this sound is?

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Speaker 1: What's that? Dane?

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Speaker 1: I can't really hear right here? It is, honestly sorry, Dane.

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Speaker 4: It is the secret sound. Well, there it is question

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Speaker 3: What sound is that?

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Speaker 1: It's as obvious as you think.

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Speaker 3: Yes it is.

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Speaker 4: We're into the Magnificent seven and we're a question three.

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Speaker 4: It's the not so secret set.

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Speaker 2: What do you think this might be? We've got Tammy

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Speaker 2: in ride on me. Hello, Tammy, Hey, Hey, he's doing

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Speaker 2: We're doing very well.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Have a listen to this. What do you

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Speaker 10: I think it's a champagne bottle cork.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it is champagne celebrations.

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Speaker 2: Question before this is multiple choice? What type of fruit

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Speaker 2: is a black diamond? Is it a passion fruit? Be

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Speaker 2: an apple or see a banana? A black diamond a

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Speaker 2: passion fruit?

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Speaker 1: No, it's not. Tell me you're so confident. Ricardo is

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Speaker 1: in Camden, Hi, Ricardo.

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Speaker 10: Very well?

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Speaker 2: If I was to be eating a black diamond, would

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Speaker 2: it be an apple or a banana?

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Speaker 9: Okay, a apple.

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Speaker 4: It's a rare breed from the one who apples of

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Speaker 1: Yeah, any other big words you want to chuck in there?

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Speaker 2: Do you what variety of wine is typically used in

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Speaker 2: the apparol spritz? Cocktail. What wine goes in? So you've

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Speaker 2: what's the wine?

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Speaker 9: A white wine?

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Speaker 3: Have another go at the Champagne region.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pi racatta. You got there, We got you there?

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Speaker 4: What People Magazine award did act of Paul Rudd?

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Speaker 3: When last week and I for one was happy.

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Speaker 1: On Earth and Paul Rudd's such a fabulous comedic actor.

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Speaker 2: But he's such a good guy and he's just that's

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Speaker 2: that's what sexy is. That's the photo of him on

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Speaker 1: I was looking at on this Day information.

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Speaker 4: Nick Nolty won it in nineteen ninety two, the Sexiest

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Speaker 3: He's derailed himself since then, hasn't.

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Speaker 1: I think he's come back. He derailed and then he

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Speaker 1: for Paul Rudd in derail, but then you'll come. I

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Speaker 2: And on the front cover of the magazine you're not

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Speaker 2: going to see all his mugshots. Question seven This is

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Speaker 2: where we got question seven on this Day in two

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Speaker 2: thousand and five, which Australian actor pleaded guilty to throwing

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Speaker 10: Oh yeah, Russell Crowe.

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Speaker 4: Was Russell because the guy said whatever to Rusty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and Rusty was tired, who's upload it had jet lag?

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Speaker 1: And the guy said yeah whatever, yeah, whatever. I'd throw

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Speaker 2: Then again, knowing Rusty, maybe he's got a trigger temper.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, Rusty. Let's not reignite

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Speaker 1: the fun. No, that's not at all. But I've been

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Speaker 1: jet lagged, I've and throwing a phone.

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Speaker 4: We're each to their own, each to the Roccado, Riccardo

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Speaker 4: or your phone throw You're an even tempered human.

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Speaker 1: Sometime some mo so it happen.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't, Now it doesn't. You don't throw a phone

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Speaker 1: I don't think you threw it at the dude.

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Speaker 4: Congratulations you've won the jam pack. Not that I'm excusing

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Speaker 4: bad behavior, way, No, I'm not. I'm just saying sometimes

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Speaker 4: you get cranky. Maybe maybe Rusty, you hadn't had any carbohype.

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Speaker 3: Well what if the concerge was cranky and threw.

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Speaker 1: It at him? Well, don't throw phones. Okay, don't throw phones.

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Speaker 4: Let's unpack that a family passed to Tarronga Zoo is

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Speaker 4: in our jam pack for you. Riccardo, bring your pride

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Speaker 4: to meet to Wronga Zoo's five new Lion cubs.

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Speaker 1: Two tickets to eighty Symphonic.

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Speaker 4: A night at the Barracks, twenty nights of performances in

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Speaker 4: one iconic location from February twenty four.

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Speaker 1: That's the day before Amanda's birthday.

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Speaker 3: Riccardo, pop it in your diary.

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Speaker 4: Tickets on sale tomorrow and Jo's demandicate Choo his feed

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Speaker 4: to color in some statard pencils for you to use, Riccardo.

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Speaker 1: Or anything you'd like to add.

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Speaker 3: Thanks, great, Okay, you're welcome.

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Speaker 8: That's what we like.

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Speaker 3: Jonesy and Amanda.

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Speaker 4: Jam podcast, Weaky Waky, Shot too Early, Dress a.

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Speaker 1: Flick through the dramatic. Here a big book of musical

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Speaker 2: Nineteen seventy eight, Billy Joel had his first number one

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Speaker 2: Billy his seventh Billboard top forty hit with My Life Now,

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Speaker 2: speaking of his life, it could have been very different.

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Speaker 1: Nothing? What Billy's done with it?

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Speaker 2: Do you remember a very old comedy sketch called Who's

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Speaker 11: It was on you?

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Speaker 6: You've never had Raymond, I've never had measles.

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Speaker 1: Does that mean we're heading to the jonesy demanded kitchen.

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Speaker 2: So this is the bit I've got to separate three eggs,

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Speaker 1: All right? What do you do with the yolk? Well

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Speaker 3: I should give it to the dog. And do we

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Speaker 1: That's not going to work.

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Speaker 1: A bit of shelling man, Brendan, Have you wash your hands?

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Speaker 2: No, I've just been putting lard on the cat's bottom

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Speaker 2: your shir my shirt?

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Speaker 1: It's a tea towel. Let's go with that, all right.

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Speaker 2: What I'm going to do now this is going to

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Speaker 2: And what we whipped the egg whites until frothy into

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Speaker 1: If you press that, you keep pressing as know this?

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Speaker 1: What that? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Stars corn starts? And where do I get corn stars from?

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Speaker 1: Are you joking? Let me have a go. You get

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Speaker 1: it from that shop. It's like you know, have you

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Speaker 1: This over your head to see if it's If it's stiff,

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Speaker 1: what do you mean? We whip it until we get

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Speaker 2: It's like twin peaks, but the cooking version, Well that

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Speaker 2: we're placid.

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Speaker 8: You have a go.

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Speaker 3: You keep going because you've got stronger whip.

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Speaker 11: Whip, whip when a good time gives a.

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Speaker 1: Long humors, whip it. That's it. Go turbo whip. You

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Speaker 1: can put food coloring.

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Speaker 3: Into if you like what I've kind of like a

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Speaker 1: Well, it'd be more dramatic with some food coloring. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but no, I keep going. I think this is the

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Speaker 1: turbo one on my bread? Do you look like bread man?

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Speaker 1: I don't want your fancy colored bread. Will you make

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Speaker 1: rainbow bread? Well, let's put some yellow in yellow bread? Bread?

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Speaker 1: Red bread? Now we don't want red bread. All right,

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Speaker 1: we'll keep it white.

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Speaker 2: Well, you're not getting anywhere near stiffs.

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Speaker 8: I figure.

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Speaker 2: I feel like like I'm in a Benny Hill for

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Speaker 2: I feel it takes ages. But it's going to have

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Speaker 1: Your head to see if it drips on your head.

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Speaker 1: That's how we know that's going to drip on my head.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not stiff yet.

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Speaker 1: Well, this is exciting, isn't it. How we're going to

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Speaker 1: do this for until it's stiff. Well, okay, say what,

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Speaker 1: let's let's have what's the time rid my cock? It's

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Speaker 1: five to.

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Speaker 3: Seven, five to seven.

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Speaker 1: Keep doing this. It's getting stiff. It's getting If.

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Speaker 2: You're stiff enough, then no, we need soft peaks, go

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Speaker 2: go go hadd Okay, feel that stiff, get.

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Speaker 1: In, get in, whip, whip, it's getting skiffer.

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Speaker 3: We are then going to shape this into a blob

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Speaker 1: Well, the five K fast five's coming. How about we

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Speaker 1: do it? You keep beating what I tell you about this.

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Speaker 3: It's my turn to give you the category today.

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Speaker 12: What is it?

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Speaker 3: We are looking for five Australian TV journalists.

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Speaker 1: Five Australian TV journalists.

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Speaker 2: So while you're with him, you have to think of

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Speaker 2: Australian TV journalists. And now if you're five match Brendan's five,

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Speaker 2: you'll get five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to stiff? Am I skiff? Here?

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Speaker 3: It's we're getting close.

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Speaker 1: It's nearly stiff. It's take it a while to get stiff.

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Speaker 2: Let's see, No, we need some big Oh let's have

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Speaker 2: enough your record that I do, no, no needs.

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Speaker 8: Look at you.

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Speaker 1: Don't want to overdo it. This is so exciting, look

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Speaker 1: at it. Okay, we'll stop doing that.

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Speaker 3: We're going to put it onto this parchment.

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Speaker 1: Okay, stop, now do this to be a bit skiffer. Okay, okay, stop, but.

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Speaker 2: Now we're going to put it onto the parchment over here,

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Speaker 2: and then what do I shape it with it? Oh careful,

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Speaker 2: I'm filming today. I don't want to get covered in muck.

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Speaker 1: Well do you want to put here? Bachelor?

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Speaker 8: Right?

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Speaker 1: It was with this spoon, With this.

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Speaker 2: Spoon, I'd like to play the five K fast five. Look,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to shape this.

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Speaker 1: Into wus FM. We'll be back and the Big News

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Speaker 1: is coming up next with Sewan Fraser. Itoks like a Morne.

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Speaker 11: Stop lad and Amanda's Fast five.

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Speaker 2: Here's how you can win five thousand dollars. Every day

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Speaker 2: we have a different category. We take it in turns

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Speaker 2: to write down five examples. In that category you get

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Speaker 2: one hundred dollars for each match, but if you match

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Speaker 2: all five you get five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: You've got to be in Jonesy's head today. Take a

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Speaker 1: letter Maria in Cooleroy. Hi, Maria, Hello, Hi, how are

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Speaker 1: you very well?

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Speaker 2: I'd love to give you five thousand dollars. So let's

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Speaker 2: see today the category.

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Speaker 1: Say this, Maria Jones. He always plays dividends, pays time.

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Speaker 3: Oh gosh, well my pressures on. Let's see how you

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Speaker 3: go Australian TV journalists. I've got joneses five in my

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Speaker 3: hot little hand.

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Speaker 1: What have you got?

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Speaker 13: I've got Natalie Barr, Peter Wilkinson, David Cush, Hamish McDonald

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, all very wonderful journalists. I see if they

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Speaker 2: much the ones jones He thought of you, said Peter Overton.

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Speaker 2: Jonesy loves Peter Overton, good pals one hundred bucks. Jonesy

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Speaker 2: says he pays dividends, but not today, Maria, you said,

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Speaker 2: David Cosh, Hamish McDonald, list Wigan said, Natalie Bar, He said,

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Speaker 2: Ray Martin, Tracy Grimshaw, Sandra Sully and Mark Ferguson.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Maria, I've got to get in my head.

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Speaker 1: You got one hundred dollars in well play.

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Speaker 4: Good Marie, you fire it up, gas a doubt powder works,

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Speaker 4: Thank you, good ride that too?

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Speaker 1: She gone.

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Speaker 3: I liked it, but she should leave before we commence.

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Speaker 2: Now people are going to extreme lengths to talk to

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Speaker 2: their pets and spy on their pets.

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Speaker 1: Really talk about it. Next, What's the World Come to? Podcast?

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Speaker 3: I wish my dog could talk. That's one of the

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Speaker 1: Would you say that would be awful? It would blab

447
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Speaker 1: like nobody's business the secrets, and I'd just be all

448
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Speaker 1: he is. She blames me for the facts. I think

449
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Speaker 1: she'd say that when we went out, even before I

450
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Speaker 1: got a dog. Everyone knows.

451
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Speaker 2: But scientists have created a prototype dog phone, a dog fighte.

452
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:54,720
Speaker 2: The dog shakes a ball containing an accelerometer which wants it,

453
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:58,720
Speaker 2: detects motion, connects to a computer and video calls the

454
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Speaker 2: owner on a screen connected to the device. This was

455
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Speaker 2: invented by a woman who has a ten year old

456
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Speaker 2: labrador and that has separation anxiety. Lots of people have

457
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Speaker 2: bought dogs during lockdown pandemic puppies as they're known, and

458
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,760
Speaker 2: they're saying, this is the way that your dog could

459
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Speaker 2: shake this ball and you appear on the screen right.

460
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Speaker 1: I don't know what you then discuss, but there are

461
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Speaker 1: lots of.

462
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Speaker 2: Technology around that lets you do that, like animal spy cams,

463
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Speaker 2: and I don't know whether they're for you or for them.

464
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Speaker 3: We've done a lot of these with.

465
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Speaker 2: On the living room where you can shoot bits of

466
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Speaker 2: food out to your pet from a computer, where you

467
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,120
Speaker 2: can use a little laser beam to keep a cat

468
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Speaker 2: occupied from the computer. Amazing, and you spend your day

469
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Speaker 2: watching your pet at home. There was this thing I

470
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Speaker 2: saw recently. It's this great piece of TikTok foot. This

471
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Speaker 2: woman comes home and she's found well, she found her

472
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Speaker 2: one of those rumba robot vacuums that goes around of

473
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Speaker 2: its owner call. She found it smashed at the bottom

474
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Speaker 2: of the stairs. She thought, what the hell's happened. So

475
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 2: she goes back to look at the pet spy cam

476
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Speaker 2: that she has set up. She's got two dogs who

477
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Speaker 2: are just sitting around. One sitting next to this thing,

478
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Speaker 2: and it's the vacuum clean It comes up to it.

479
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:20,440
Speaker 2: The dog's tail gets stuck underneath it. I've seen this, yes,

480
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Speaker 2: So the dog stands up, looks a bit surprised.

481
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Speaker 3: The other dog says, what's going on?

482
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Speaker 1: They're all looking around.

483
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Speaker 2: This first dog with its tail stuck in the vacuum

484
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Speaker 2: clean It starts to panic, runs around, and then it

485
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Speaker 2: runs up the stairs to try and shake it off.

486
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Speaker 2: So finally the vacuum cleaner bounces down the stairs and

487
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Speaker 2: lies broken at the bottom of the stairs.

488
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Speaker 3: She would have had no idea what had happened.

489
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Speaker 2: Wow, So the tribal drum is going to beat for

490
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Speaker 2: this tails of the pet cam, the pet cam.

491
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Speaker 1: Yes, I've been told by the judge to stop filming.

492
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Speaker 1: Miss September.

493
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Speaker 3: Not that kind of pet.

494
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Speaker 2: This woman said here that her husband watched her eating

495
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Speaker 2: pringles on the couch.

496
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Speaker 1: They set it up to catch the cat the dog

497
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Speaker 1: doing things. There lays the trouble. Absolutely, there lays the trouble.

498
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Speaker 1: How have you made it work Tales of the pet cam?

499
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Speaker 4: Sure, the tribal drum has been beating right now for

500
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Speaker 4: tales of the pet cam.

501
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Speaker 2: More and more people are doing this, particularly with their

502
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Speaker 2: little pandemic puppies and cats that you the animals are

503
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 2: filling separation anxiety, but suddenly they're on their own. You

504
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 2: can watch them at home. I wouldn't like to see

505
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Speaker 2: my dog at home in case she was distressed. I

506
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Speaker 2: imagine when we're not there, she lies there.

507
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Speaker 3: I don't know.

508
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Speaker 2: One of the producers says that she has a dog

509
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Speaker 2: that howls when they're not there. Oh, it's a big wolfhound.

510
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 2: So it makes a big noise. So they have a

511
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Speaker 2: device where they can say wait, stop it, and it does.

512
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Speaker 2: The dog must say God is speaking to me.

513
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Speaker 1: Well, they just film the dogs lie. If the dogs lie,

514
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 1: it's a two way interaction. Right, So now you're having

515
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:02,360
Speaker 1: zoom catchups with your pets. Well the dog does zoomies.

516
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,359
Speaker 1: How irritating. Well, Lauren's with us.

517
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Speaker 14: Hello, Lauren, good morning guys.

518
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Speaker 9: Yeah.

519
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Speaker 14: Well, my little art camera effort was trying to find

520
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Speaker 14: out where the neighbors were telling me the truth how

521
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 14: much my dog barked when I was out, And what

522
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Speaker 14: I ended up finding out was he was actually he

523
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Speaker 14: was barking, but he was also stealing my underwear. And

524
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Speaker 14: because I told him what my good undies I found,

525
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Speaker 14: I found that where they were going because I were disappearing,

526
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Speaker 14: he got into them and he was stashing them over

527
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Speaker 14: in a corner of the room behind something, and that's

528
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Speaker 14: that was. And I was blowing my daughter so that.

529
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Speaker 1: She was where did he get them out of the

530
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Speaker 1: washing basket? Out of your draw? Yeah?

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Speaker 14: Now I had like a basket of like a sort

532
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Speaker 14: of yes of like just underwear type of thing. You know,

533
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Speaker 14: I didn't really think about it.

534
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Speaker 9: And I was and that was who was the dog

535
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Speaker 9: that was taking the underwear.

536
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Speaker 14: The good undies, and hied him. And I was blowing

537
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Speaker 14: my daughter saying, if you've been if you've been into.

538
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Speaker 1: Underwear, and so your daughter's wearing your underwear.

539
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 4: Well she's I know, but there's so many things to

540
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 4: unpack here because my wife and my daughter.

541
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Speaker 1: Have this thing at the moment about that, and I

542
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Speaker 1: just go, you know, just undies are your own thing.

543
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you try and be the person who puts

544
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 2: the washing away when everyone has the same socks and undies.

545
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,399
Speaker 2: I find that you can say, right, you can have

546
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Speaker 2: it next week, you can wear it.

547
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Speaker 1: Being in your ass off Jack or Lamb started wearing

548
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Speaker 1: your undies, not mine, wouldn't be wearing mine. Thank you,

549
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Speaker 1: Laura Lauren, and we.

550
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Speaker 4: Got to the bottom of that perform Cynthia is with

551
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Speaker 4: us as well. How as Cynthia, good morning.

552
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Speaker 13: So when I started going back to work after the

553
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Speaker 13: first lockdown, every time I came home, I noticed my

554
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Speaker 13: cat seemed really tired, and I was like, what is

555
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Speaker 13: going on? And so I got like a little camera

556
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Speaker 13: set up, and when I watched it, I realized that

557
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Speaker 13: my dog sits in my cat's bed all day, pretty

558
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 13: much on top of my cat the entire day. It

559
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 13: is the strangest thing, and they.

560
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Speaker 14: Never do it when I'm home.

561
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Speaker 13: They never did it the whole of lockdown.

562
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Speaker 10: But once I went back to work.

563
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Speaker 14: The dog has just started sitting on the cat.

564
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Speaker 1: Wow, and that's not a very RESTful way for a

565
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 1: cat to spend a day.

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Speaker 13: No, all cats are supposed to do is sleep.

567
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Speaker 1: And now my cat can't sleep because the dog.

568
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Speaker 3: So good and now knowing that, what do you do?

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Speaker 1: Nothing?

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Speaker 10: Yes, your bed, but they just move elsewhere.

571
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Speaker 1: So do you think the cat likes it?

572
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Speaker 10: Well, the cat doesn't move or doesn't have the option

573
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Speaker 10: by the.

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Speaker 1: Sound, Well, the cats can do what they want. When

575
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Speaker 1: you look at it, I think the cat likes it.

576
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 1: What's going on? What is going off to? Sign of

577
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Speaker 1: the apocalypse? Cats and dogs.

578
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Speaker 3: Sleeping together, being tired the next day, the next thing,

579
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Speaker 3: We're going to have a pandemic, Cynthia.

580
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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: We're going to take more of your calls after the news.

582
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Speaker 2: We've got a lot coming up on our show today.

583
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Speaker 2: Oshla Carlson's going to be joining us and we're going

584
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 2: to catch up with Robert Evardia Channel seven Reporter live

585
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 2: from Kendall. This William Tyrell case seems to be changing

586
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 2: minute by minute. We'll see what's going on.

587
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 4: Also, cloud bread in TikTok touching right, I forgot it's

588
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 4: in the oven.

589
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,120
Speaker 1: As if you checked the oven.

590
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 3: I'm going to check it now.

591
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 1: Quick, go to the news.

592
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:16,400
Speaker 11: Jonesy and Amanda gem podcast A couple of the Mennigan.

593
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Speaker 4: We love our fur baby so much that not only

594
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 4: do we dress them up in clothes these days and

595
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 4: give them human names, we also film them when we're away.

596
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's a story here today that they're working

597
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Speaker 2: on a prototype dog phone. The dog will pick up,

598
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 2: shakes a ball that with an accelerometer. When its texts motion,

599
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 2: it connects it to a computer and blah blah blah.

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Speaker 2: And suddenly you're talking to your dog and the dog

601
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Speaker 2: is called you.

602
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 1: You're at work, You're an important meeting a brain surgeon.

603
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 1: Get what's the matter? You want to chase a car again?

604
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Speaker 1: Tell the cat, No, they all taste like.

605
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Speaker 2: That, Jenna, It all tastes like chicken. Jenna one of

606
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Speaker 2: our productions, one of.

607
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Speaker 1: The top top girls in the typing pool.

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Speaker 2: She's a pretty one of our Come on, she's our

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Speaker 2: social media guru. She said that she she sits here

610
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Speaker 2: and looks at video, a livestream of her cat during

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Speaker 2: the day.

612
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Speaker 3: And you know what she discovered?

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Speaker 1: What does she discover?

614
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 2: She leaves the radio on for her cat WSFM. The

615
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 2: cat change the station. What do you mean to to GB?

616
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,120
Speaker 1: Hang on? So she's gone from a FM to AM.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So not only just made a mistaken her book down,

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Speaker 2: it changed flicked over the switch, yeah, to two GB.

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Speaker 1: So it's gone from us give it.

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Speaker 6: To me, give it to me, you.

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Speaker 1: Man at the same time tomorrow. If you're not here

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Speaker 1: sometimes in the program you will leave them outrageous.

624
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Speaker 2: And she said she said that when she she went

625
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Speaker 2: when she got home, said how does this happened? She

626
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Speaker 2: went over towards the radio and the cat got between

627
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Speaker 2: her and the radios. I have to say, don't change.

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Speaker 1: It back if that cat starts denying climate change.

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Speaker 2: Tribal John is beating for tales of the pet cam.

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Speaker 2: Hello Tanya, good morning.

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Speaker 10: How are you Amanda?

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Speaker 1: Very well, I'm here as well.

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Speaker 10: How are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Need is always.

635
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Speaker 3: Tan tell us what happened with the dog in PETCM.

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Speaker 10: Let's face it. Pet cam is just a camera to

637
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Speaker 10: show us what we don't want to see when we're

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Speaker 10: at work. I was in a board meeting a few

639
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Speaker 10: weeks back, and when it's quiet and I'm not typing minutes,

640
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Speaker 10: I check emails. And I said, I just log in

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Speaker 10: and checked my petcam.

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Speaker 14: I've got to rot Wiley.

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Speaker 10: They have the run of the house, but they're pretty

644
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Speaker 10: well behaved. But the day that I'm in a board

645
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Speaker 10: meeting with directors and the CEO, I see them tearing

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Speaker 10: my lounge to shreds and I could not do a thing.

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Speaker 10: I can't get up mid meeting, so I tried to

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Speaker 10: email my husband, who wasn't getting into emails, and as

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Speaker 10: soon as the meeting was over, I had to pretend

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Speaker 10: to have a migraine and rape home to find the damage.

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Speaker 2: He's stressful, so there's nothing you can do, and you're

652
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Speaker 2: watching them rip your sofa.

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Speaker 1: But what had set them off?

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Speaker 10: Well, I have a robot vacuum. Oh well around with that,

655
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Speaker 10: and that's kind of hyped them up a little bit,

656
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Speaker 10: and off they went. Yeah, oh that doesn't know a lounge, didn't.

657
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Speaker 3: It best not to know?

658
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Speaker 2: You go home and say the vacuum clean has ripped

659
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Speaker 2: my sofa a part.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Ted, thank you.

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Speaker 4: Let's get on down to the Jones around for the

662
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Speaker 4: pub test today. Encyclopedias do they pass the pub test?

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Speaker 13: Why?

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Speaker 2: Well, the reason this came to mind for me was

665
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Speaker 2: I saw a snippet of a stand up comedian called

666
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Speaker 2: Laurie Kilmartin and she talks about having still got her

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Speaker 2: old encyclopedias.

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Speaker 1: I am a strict mom.

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Speaker 15: I don't let my son have a smartphone, obviously for

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Speaker 15: a porn but.

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Speaker 1: So you know what, kids don't know.

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Speaker 15: How to use reference books. They're just google stuff, and

673
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Speaker 15: I think that's actually really bad for their brains. You know,

674
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Speaker 15: I was raised on Encyclopedia's anybody else?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Here's my point.

676
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Speaker 15: I still have all my childhood encyclopedias for nostalgia purposes.

677
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 15: So I took my son to the storage unit and

678
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Speaker 15: I said, if you can use these books to tell

679
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Speaker 15: me who is the prime Minister of Great Britain in

680
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Speaker 15: World War Two, I will get you a brand new,

681
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Speaker 15: twelve hundred dollars iPhone right now, right, And he goes

682
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Speaker 15: right to the w encyclopedia, and I was like, oh, no,

683
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Speaker 15: I underestimated him.

684
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Speaker 1: He's gonna he's going to look up World War two.

685
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Speaker 15: But instead he tried to look up who was the

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Speaker 15: prime minister.

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Speaker 2: There in line, there in lies the generation gap. My

688
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Speaker 2: neighbors had encyclopedias, and that's when I had to do

689
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Speaker 2: my homework and I needed information, I'd go next door

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Speaker 2: and say can I borrow the w and have a photocopy?

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Speaker 2: You just wrote it out by hand? Did you have encyclopedia?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? We did. Ironically, my mum won them when she

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Speaker 1: went on Sale of the Century.

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Speaker 4: See if she would have gone much further, we would

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Speaker 4: have got the Holden Commodore if she'd had those encyclopedias

696
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Speaker 4: to begin.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's what I think kids wouldn't understand. Our only

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Speaker 2: source of information was encyclopedias. Unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: You can google anything now.

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Speaker 2: Well, the Encyclopedia Britannica announced it up to two hundred

701
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Speaker 2: and forty four years. It no longer has additions on paper.

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Speaker 2: You can look at it online. They've tried to morph

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Speaker 2: onto line. But for example, Wikipedia has three point nine

704
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Speaker 2: million articles. Wikipedia English Britannica has one hundred and twenty thousands,

705
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Speaker 2: and Wikipedia English is free. You have to sign on

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Speaker 2: and pay Britannica.

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Speaker 4: I find in these modern times, though, if you're talking

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Speaker 4: to a millennial, you might be saying something about you.

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Speaker 1: Billy Joel's album The Stranger, what year did that come out?

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Speaker 8: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I think it was nineteen seventy six and had why

712
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Speaker 4: you're saying it? Their fact checking is you're going along.

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Speaker 3: You can't make stuff up anymore.

714
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Speaker 7: It's over making stuff up. It's just about you know,

715
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 7: like I read a lot and you read the encycle.

716
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Speaker 7: I used to read the encyclope yah, kid, because you know,

717
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Speaker 7: you just sit there and read them. I can't I

718
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Speaker 7: get sentimental about them.

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Speaker 4: But more often than not people have them as a

720
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Speaker 4: bit of a curio check on my encyclopedias, but you're not.

721
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Speaker 2: Actually looking at But also they're all the space it

722
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Speaker 2: takes up in our houses.

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Speaker 1: Who has space for a set of encyclopedias? Yeah, but

724
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Speaker 1: they're good for propping up things.

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Speaker 2: Oh, burning them for a fire. So what do you

726
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 2: think encyclopedias? Do they pass the pup?

727
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Speaker 12: Now?

728
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Speaker 1: I think they're gone. Man, What do you think you

729
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: might have a nostalgia burst for them?

730
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Speaker 3: Podcast?

731
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Speaker 2: Well, she's one of the biggest names in comedy in

732
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Speaker 2: Australia and New Zealand. She's have you been paying attention

733
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Speaker 2: Royalty and thrilled to say she has a brand new

734
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Speaker 2: live show on its way. It's called It's Personal. She

735
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Speaker 2: is called Ursula Carlson and Hello.

736
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Speaker 1: Wow, good morning. How are you very well well?

737
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Speaker 2: How are things going in New Zealand? What's happening lockdown wise?

738
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Speaker 1: What stage are you at? I'll tell you where we are.

739
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Speaker 6: I'm looking at the two of you sitting there next

740
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Speaker 6: to each other and it gives me heart palpitations. That's

741
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Speaker 6: where we are. We are still in lockdown. I think

742
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Speaker 6: it's day ninety three for us, right, but they said

743
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Speaker 6: yesterday on the fifteenth of December, we'll be able to

744
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Speaker 6: travel out of Auckland again, which is very happy news

745
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Speaker 6: for me and my mum, who came over ninety three

746
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Speaker 6: or ninety four days ago for a two week visit.

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Speaker 8: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it came from South Africa. Oh man, I know

749
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Speaker 1: she lives in christ.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: In that time while she hasn't been home because she

752
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Speaker 6: was supposed to move in the middle of it, so

753
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Speaker 6: she had to Her stuff was moved out of her house,

754
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Speaker 6: so her whole move everything happened without her being there,

755
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Speaker 6: so it was much stressful.

756
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Speaker 1: I must say, your hair, your hair is on point.

757
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Speaker 1: You look fantastic. Your hair looks great.

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Speaker 13: You know what.

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Speaker 6: This is weird thing because I'm so gray and now

760
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Speaker 6: I'm in that weird sort of middle bit where you know,

761
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Speaker 6: sort of when you go gray, completely gray, And now

762
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Speaker 6: all these women around me go, I'm just going to

763
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Speaker 6: embrace the gray, and I'm like, I know one of

764
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Speaker 6: you will crack and color your hair as soon as

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Speaker 6: we get out of this thing and ruin it.

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Speaker 1: For the rest of us, we're either all in it

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Speaker 1: or none of us is in it. That's what I

768
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Speaker 1: want to look like, the old lunch lady and the

769
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Speaker 1: rest of us like a troll under the bridge and

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Speaker 1: everyone else is glam. That's what happened here.

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Speaker 2: Everyone was embracing the gray, and the minute the cellon's open,

772
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Speaker 2: we said stuff that, yeah, yeah, you can't.

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Speaker 6: It's like it's like saying I'm going bushing with the eyebrows. No, no,

774
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Speaker 6: just because you know the whole slogan for this pandemic,

775
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Speaker 6: because we're in this together.

776
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Speaker 1: The only thing together is my eyebrows.

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Speaker 4: And you know lockdown better than anyone. You know everything

778
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Speaker 4: about hotel quarantine. How many times have you been in

779
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Speaker 4: hotel quarantine?

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00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: Now, actual hotel quarantine?

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Speaker 6: Four times, once in Sydney, once in Melbourne, and then

782
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Speaker 6: twice in Auckland. And I just want to say the

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Speaker 6: food in Melbourne was superior to any of the other places.

784
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Speaker 6: But I mean overall, I just think those people, people

785
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Speaker 6: who work in the quarantine facilities, I take my hat

786
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Speaker 6: off to them, because you're only dealing with hostile people

787
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Speaker 6: for two weeks.

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Speaker 1: Every day of you. There's no one that goes in

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Speaker 1: there and go, this is gonna be amazing.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I kind of like going into quarantine and

791
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Speaker 6: even I was like on edge because you're nervous the

792
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Speaker 6: whole time. You you don't know who else is in there,

793
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 6: you know, and you can hear people get frustrated.

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Speaker 1: So I just I take my hat off to those people.

795
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Speaker 1: I didn't even complain if I couldn't recognize the food,

796
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, I went to boarding school.

797
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: I'll eat it. I don't care it was a shoe,

798
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: but still no sense some catch up.

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Speaker 3: Tell us about it's personal.

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Speaker 1: Obviously there's a lot of fodder since we last saw you.

801
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: What what's stuff are you going to play with?

802
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 6: I do want to go more personal with my own

804
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 6: life because I never really talk about my own personal stuff,

805
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 6: you know, I never put it out on social media.

806
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 1: I don't put anything on social media.

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Speaker 6: And I think we're sort of getting to a point

808
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Speaker 6: where we are robbing each other as human beings of

809
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 6: just having one on one conversations with each other because you.

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Speaker 1: Don't need to anymore. It's all on Facebook.

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Speaker 6: If you try and bring up a conversation with a friend,

812
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 6: they go, yeah, I saw it on Facebook, or yeah

813
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 6: I saw it on a TikTok story, and you're like, oh, okay,

814
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 6: so we don't actually need to talk anymore.

815
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: You just got to go did you see on Facebook?

816
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Speaker 15: Go?

817
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: I did it? And this is why we're drinking harder

818
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Speaker 1: because we have nothing left to talk about.

819
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Speaker 12: You know.

820
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Speaker 6: I think we need to strip it back and have

821
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Speaker 6: personal conversations with each other, you know, just one on

822
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Speaker 6: one type thing where we can just get.

823
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Speaker 1: Back to good old gossip and good oh my gosh.

824
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Speaker 6: Have you heard, because we don't have that anymore, and

825
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 6: we're all about reading it or seeing it online. So

826
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 6: but I do you know, because now with COVID, were

827
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Speaker 6: of all this, you know, personal space. People need to

828
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Speaker 6: stay away from you one and a half meters to

829
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Speaker 6: two meters, you know, my body and my choice. If

830
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Speaker 6: you're getting the vaccine. People are very aware of their

831
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Speaker 6: personal stuff, and I mean, you know that's up to

832
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Speaker 6: you if you're getting.

833
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Speaker 1: Vaccinated or not. But just ask yourself this.

834
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Speaker 6: You don't want to share your vaccination status. But if

835
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Speaker 6: I had a vicious infestation of head lives, would you

836
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Speaker 6: want to know?

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Speaker 1: Because that's also a medical thing. Yeah, that's a very

838
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 1: good question. And you've got do you and were your

839
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Speaker 1: hair as good as it looks?

840
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Speaker 8: Is long?

841
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: You've got two young children, so five hands from now

842
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Speaker 1: you may yeah.

843
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 6: But although they're say with COVID because well the lockdown

844
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Speaker 6: once may have died out.

845
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 1: Wow, kids, because kids spend so.

846
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 6: Much time away from each other that there's no more transmission. See,

847
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 6: this is how vaccines work. There's no more transmission. So

848
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 6: now the headlights is just gone.

849
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Speaker 1: Look to the headline.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's one good thing.

851
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: Look to the head it's always its silver. It's great

852
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,959
Speaker 1: to see you or we're looking forward to seeing your show.

853
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: Your hair silver lining? Ay, see what Amanda did that.

854
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 4: You can get your tickets to Ursula's show at live

855
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Speaker 4: nation dot com dot au.

856
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: Thank you for being a rave Sunshine. Thank you for

857
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 1: having me on your show.

858
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Speaker 2: We'll see you in the flesh next year. Yes yes, please, yes, please,

859
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Speaker 2: thank you.

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Speaker 11: I want you to get on now.

861
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Speaker 1: Now go to your windows, stick your head on a yell,

862
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: let's get on. There to be joint law for the

863
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Speaker 1: pub test. Encyclopedias do they pass the pub test.

864
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Speaker 2: I saw a comedian called Laurie Kilmartin. I saw a

865
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Speaker 2: snippet of her stand up, and it really struck a chord.

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Speaker 15: I still have all my childhood encyclopedias for nostalgia purposes.

867
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Speaker 15: So I took my son to the storage unit and

868
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Speaker 15: I said, if you can use these books to tell

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Speaker 15: me who is the prime Minister of Great Britain in

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Speaker 15: World War Two, I will get you a brand new

871
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Speaker 15: twelve hundred dollars iPhone right now, right, And he goes

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Speaker 15: right to the w Encyclopedia and I was like, oh, no,

873
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Speaker 15: I underestimated him.

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Speaker 3: He's gonna.

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Speaker 1: He's going to look up World War Two.

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Speaker 15: Instead, he tried to look up who was the prime minister?

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Speaker 8: See that.

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00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: I'm I right, I'm right.

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Speaker 2: So we've been looking at Encyclopedia Britannica's. They halted the

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Speaker 2: publication after two hundred and forty.

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Speaker 1: Four years, and that was nine years ago, though I

882
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Speaker 1: wasn't that was yet nine years ago.

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Speaker 3: Now they're online.

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Speaker 2: But you know Wikipedia for example, Wikipedia English has three

885
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Speaker 2: point nine million articles, Britannica has one hundred and twenty thousand.

886
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 2: But that was the only way we we knew anything

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Speaker 2: was encyclopedias. They were our resource materials.

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Speaker 4: And exactly as you just said, and like wooden sailing ships,

889
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Speaker 4: wouldn't use them to get around any what will you

890
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 4: keep them for nostalgia purposes?

891
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Speaker 1: And that's exactly what exciting encyclopedias have become. They But

892
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Speaker 1: how do you if you even if you wanted to

893
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Speaker 1: use them.

894
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 3: We don't have room for them anymore.

895
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Speaker 1: So encyclopedias do they pass the pub test?

896
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Speaker 6: They do not.

897
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Speaker 11: They've called them the way, just like newspapers.

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Speaker 8: There there.

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Speaker 14: I actually.

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Speaker 9: When I messed out, I didn't have room for them.

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Speaker 9: There was a brand new primary school nearby, so I

902
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Speaker 9: actually rank them and they were the library and one

903
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Speaker 9: of the children there to be able to reference the Googles.

904
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Speaker 11: Okay, but the problem is it only has w to

905
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Speaker 11: what we're and when you can't get any better than

906
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Speaker 11: pulling out the old welcome maginals and looking up and

907
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Speaker 11: looking for the pagents and buying things you didn't know. Yes,

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Speaker 11: they do, Yes, the basics the tournamental difference between a Wikipedia.

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Speaker 9: And I have an entry in Wikepedia, which.

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Speaker 10: Is why a better option.

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Speaker 1: Gott to change Peter Burner's Wikipedia entries as well. How

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Speaker 1: nice to hear from Peter burn or beast on the radio.

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Speaker 2: All right, well, coming up, I've got an interesting round

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Speaker 2: up for you. It involves mature women. But Brendan, don't panic.

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Speaker 3: It's not boring.

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Speaker 1: Roudom Bushi's radom. It's coming to you today. Of course

917
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Speaker 1: it's times He's round up.

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Speaker 4: She's an aria vest, she's a rudeness to discount here

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Speaker 4: on us.

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Speaker 2: I've got two stories today about well about two different

921
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Speaker 2: sort of mature women, and I'm not judging either of them.

922
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Speaker 2: First one, let's just start with this. An eighty six

923
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Speaker 2: year old has been crowned Miss Holocaust Survivor.

924
00:42:58,719 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: This is in Israel.

925
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Speaker 2: They have an annual Israeli beauty pageant designed to honor

926
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Speaker 2: women who endured the horrors of the Nazi genocide. Ten

927
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Speaker 2: contestants ranging in age from seventy nine to ninety. You know,

928
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Speaker 2: how do you want of them? You make them tread

929
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Speaker 2: the catwalk and judge them. They have their hair styled,

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Speaker 2: their makeup applied, sashes.

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Speaker 1: You know, am I was looking.

932
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Speaker 2: I thought this is odd, and then I read a

933
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Speaker 2: bit further and it said it bestows glamor and respect

934
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Speaker 2: on a dwindling number of Jewish women whose youth was

935
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Speaker 2: stolen during World War Two, but it went on to

936
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Speaker 2: build new lives in Israel.

937
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Speaker 3: So I think that's a very.

938
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Speaker 1: Love I think that's a great thing.

939
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Speaker 2: Tuesday's winner, Selena Steinfeld, was born in Romania, where she

940
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Speaker 2: survived Nazi attacks before moving to Israel in nineteen forty eight.

941
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Speaker 2: And here she is, she's looking beautiful, she's got a

942
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Speaker 2: whole in a big bunch of flowers, and how wonderful.

943
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Speaker 1: Quite frankly, it's a catwalk compared to what they went through.

944
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Speaker 2: Yeah, is because at first I thought, well, you know,

945
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Speaker 2: why pretty them up and have a beauty pageant. But

946
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Speaker 2: reading that the symbolism of that that their youth was stolen,

947
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Speaker 2: let's pamper them.

948
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Speaker 1: On a bikini section not that I can read.

949
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Speaker 2: Well, then let's get two story number two. And I

950
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Speaker 2: don't want to judge this woman, but she's had a

951
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Speaker 2: very different life to the life I am living. US

952
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Speaker 2: Nevada sex worker has retired at seventy six.

953
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Speaker 3: She's been a.

954
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Speaker 2: Sex worker for fifty four years, she's had half a

955
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Speaker 2: million clients, including four American presidents.

956
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Speaker 1: Bill Clinton have to be in there. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: They're not saying obviously, no women, because they hang on

958
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Speaker 2: a minute. No, they haven't met any female presidents.

959
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Speaker 1: They weren't as enlightened the times back then, So.

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Speaker 2: They say this is an important milestone in the history

961
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Speaker 2: of prostitution in Nevada. She's announced her retirement. Her name

962
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Speaker 2: is Beatrix three dollars Thompson.

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00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 1: Why three dollars, Well, that.

964
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Speaker 2: Was the price for a particular act when she started

965
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Speaker 2: in the sex industry.

966
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Speaker 1: I guess at her age now would be properly simpler.

967
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Speaker 2: So what she has been named this is I find intriguing.

968
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Speaker 2: Who judges this stuff? She was named sex Worker of

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Speaker 2: the Year six seventeen times. Really were tween nineteen sixty

970
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Speaker 2: nine and nineteen ninety two. She's had a Lifetime Achievement

971
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Speaker 2: Award bestowed on her in twenty eleven. She says she

972
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Speaker 2: would have retired years ago.

973
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Speaker 1: But she always loved her job.

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Speaker 2: She said, when I was younger, I could satisfy fifty

975
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Speaker 2: to one hundred men per day. I decided I'd reach

976
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Speaker 2: half a million before retiring. But then I became less popular,

977
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Speaker 2: so it took a few extra years to get there

978
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Speaker 2: to her last customer.

979
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Speaker 1: So she's seventy six.

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Speaker 2: Her last customer was a thirty four year old man

981
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Speaker 2: from Germany. He traveled five and a half thousand miles

982
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 2: specifically to have a tryst with Miss Thompson, her very

983
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 2: last one. He knew that he was the final hurrah,

984
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Speaker 2: and he said it was the best experience of my life.

985
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 2: She has God given skills and over fifty years of experience.

986
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Speaker 2: It's like having relations with God.

987
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Speaker 1: Whow It's like being the last person on the Big

988
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Speaker 1: Dipper before it.

989
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Speaker 3: Dismantled. What would make it so good?

990
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Speaker 1: What? What? What's the demean I don't understand. I say

991
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Speaker 1: the fiscal nature? Three dollars that's pretty pay you. So

992
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Speaker 1: you're decaying she's not cheap. You are rdom what's the

993
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Speaker 1: random it's coming to you today? Of course it's times random.

994
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Speaker 1: She's an airy vest. She's a rudeness to discount here

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Speaker 1: on w U S.

996
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Speaker 5: Let's give her the clap that she will applause started

997
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Speaker 5: claim what.

998
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Speaker 1: You do that you do it? This is just fall

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Speaker 1: off the result much to give TikTok taka.

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Speaker 4: We get recipes from TikTok and we make them try

1001
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Speaker 4: out TikTok taker has always been good, that hasn't really been.

1002
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Speaker 2: That's often, you know, making something with a bag of

1003
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Speaker 2: Cheetos or something like that.

1004
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Speaker 4: What about watermelon, Junior, We made sashimi out of watermelon.

1005
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Speaker 3: You always mentioned that one because that was the only.

1006
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Speaker 1: One that we really was quite extraordinary. It was it

1007
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Speaker 1: was delicious. Well, today we've got cloud bread.

1008
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Speaker 2: This is bread that's made without any flour, without any yeast.

1009
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Speaker 2: It's three egg whites, two and a half tablespoons of sugar,

1010
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 2: tablespoon of cornstarch.

1011
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 1: Just over an hour ago in the jonesy Amanda kitchen.

1012
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 1: We whipped it all up and because we had to

1013
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Speaker 1: get the egg whites into stiff peaks.

1014
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Speaker 4: Feel stiff enough, feel a feel go go go hard

1015
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Speaker 4: hat Okay, feel that shift.

1016
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Speaker 1: It, get it alright. If I was immature, I'd make

1017
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Speaker 1: something out of that. And we didn't put food coloring in.

1018
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Speaker 1: You could put put it in. So here it is.

1019
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Speaker 2: I haven't shaped it particularly nicely. It doesn't look like

1020
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 2: a loaf of bread.

1021
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 1: It looks like a sting ray.

1022
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 2: It looks like maybe a sea sponge. But it's soft

1023
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 2: and it smells nice. I'm going to rip it in half.

1024
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 2: It's like a bit like a meringue. Do you think

1025
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:08,280
Speaker 2: a soft morane?

1026
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 1: Wow, it's really it's a reddish. It's bready. But somebody,

1027
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: we put it together egg whites, sugar and some corn starch. Okay,

1028
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: ready go? Oh wow. It tastes a bit eggy, like

1029
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,839
Speaker 1: eggy bread. You know when you go to America eat

1030
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: bread like this because.

1031
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 3: It's quite sweet.

1032
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's all right.

1033
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 3: I'm sure I don't mind that.

1034
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 1: I can eat that all day.

1035
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 2: That's pretty amazing. And then I have a sugar you

1036
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,359
Speaker 2: know what, this has been nice with some lemon curd

1037
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 2: on it or some jam you know, I reckon I

1038
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 2: put jam on it.

1039
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 3: It's a dessert. It's not bread. It's a dessert.

1040
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 1: What do we give it?

1041
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:47,439
Speaker 3: I give it four out of five.

1042
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: I'm loving them.

1043
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 3: What do you give it?

1044
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 1: I'm giving a.

1045
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 9: Wow?

1046
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:56,760
Speaker 1: There you go, cloud bread. This recipe our socials today.

1047
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Speaker 1: You start you do the way did you do it?

1048
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Speaker 12: Follow off the.

1049
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Speaker 3: Result that with some jam on it would be delicious?

1050
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 1: That'd be too sweet. Jonesy and Amanda gam Podcast We

1051
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Speaker 1: have a fabulous prize for a Goolie of the Year,

1052
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Speaker 1: only a couple of weeks to get in.

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Speaker 2: It's happening, ten thousand dollars cash, a brand new Spinally's

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Speaker 2: mattress valid over sixteen thousand dollars, a hotline number nine

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1056
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Speaker 1: What have we got?

1057
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Speaker 12: What gets my ghoulies is when you are talking to

1058
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Speaker 12: a younger person and you go, oh, hi, how are

1059
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Speaker 12: you going, And then they just say you're good, and

1060
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Speaker 12: you realize, oh my god, they're actually like on a

1061
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Speaker 12: call because they've got those EarPods in their ease, and

1062
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Speaker 12: I just.

1063
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Speaker 1: Feel like an idiot. Happens all the time in my

1064
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Speaker 1: own house, and I'll call you back. Sorry, what what? What? Else?

1065
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Speaker 2: My biggest goddam gully If people just don't use their indicator?

1066
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Speaker 10: What Numpty goes driving and then decides.

1067
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Speaker 14: To take a left turn across three lanes of traffic

1068
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Speaker 14: because they just think that's where they want to go.

1069
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Speaker 9: And our esp is so evolved now that.

1070
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Speaker 1: We obviously know that.

1071
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Speaker 3: I wasn't aware she'd see it.

1072
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Speaker 4: You don't need blinkers, I've got you know what I

1073
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Speaker 4: found in my shed the other day? That I had

1074
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Speaker 4: stashed away and I've put recently on display. In the

1075
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Speaker 4: old days, they used to have a metal arm that

1076
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Speaker 4: would come out yes with little hand.

1077
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Speaker 3: Have you got one?

1078
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Speaker 1: I've got one at home and you pull the lever

1079
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Speaker 1: in the hand goes eh that or to do that.

1080
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Speaker 3: We're in Sydney traffic.

1081
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Speaker 1: The middle finger, but the baddom with the good.

1082
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Speaker 4: If you dipped out doesn't mean that you can always

1083
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Speaker 4: call our hotline nine O six one seventy nine.

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Speaker 1: A four I recall it email or Facebook friend.

1085
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Speaker 2: Jimmy Barnes. Then you cookbook Where the River Bends from

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Speaker 2: HarperCollins Australia.

1089
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Speaker 1: They're going to be cooking, They're going to be singing.

1090
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Speaker 1: This is also thanks to excuse me, it's cooking and

1091
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Speaker 1: are singing.

1092
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Speaker 2: Thanks to, of course, Harpercollin's entire Power Australian percent one

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Speaker 4: tea towel with our little dolly heads.

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Speaker 2: Well, scientists have created a prototype dog phone device where

1098
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Speaker 2: a dog shakes a ball, it activates a computer and

1099
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Speaker 2: video calls you.

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Speaker 3: Tribal Drum was beating for tales of the pet can.

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Speaker 1: He's Tanya and Clavelli. I've got to rock wall.

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Speaker 10: They have the run of the house, but they're pretty

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Speaker 10: well behaved. The day that I'm in a board meeting

1104
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Speaker 10: with directors and the CEO, I see them carrying my

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Speaker 10: lounster shred and.

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Speaker 12: I could not do a thing.

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Speaker 10: I can't get up mid me so I tried to

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Speaker 10: email my husband, who wasn't getting into emails, and as

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Speaker 10: soon as the meeting was over for I had to

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Speaker 10: pretend to have a migraine and lace home to find

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Speaker 10: the damage.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what had set it off?

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Speaker 2: It was one of those round vacuum cleaners that the

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Speaker 2: dogs had got over excited and then started tearing into

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Speaker 2: the sofa.

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Speaker 4: I just looked at our boardroom camera and our CEO

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Speaker 4: and our directors are tearing that debits you better get

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Speaker 4: in their stat with the hose.

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Speaker 3: Right au two, that's enough, I think he fills up.

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Speaker 2: Next wsfm's Cabin Call here's the prize, four on board

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Speaker 2: Carnival Splendor for a twelve night cruise to the South

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Speaker 2: Pacific Islands.

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Speaker 1: Yeah are going to do is listen to Ugly Phil

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Speaker 1: for the cabin call. We'll be back from six to

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Speaker 1: nine for jam Nations.

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Speaker 3: Then good tea to you.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank god that's over. Good bite, Good Bite. A podcaster.

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