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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast Mini Woods and

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Speaker 1: you and I very excited to say that we have

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Speaker 1: our fairy god Martha in Martha.

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Speaker 2: Califatitas so joins us right now on the show. Hey guys,

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Speaker 2: welcome back, Martha. Pleasure to have you back on, come

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Speaker 2: to me back.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely when we like referring to you as our

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Speaker 3: fairy god Martha, because the end of the day, where

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Speaker 3: does two blogs in our thirties trying to get through

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Speaker 3: this thing that we call life very confused without direction,

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Speaker 3: and we're hoping that you can just shed some light

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Speaker 3: and advice on life's many mysteries.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I love that you guys have picked me

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Speaker 4: because I feel like it shows how crueless you are,

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Speaker 4: because I think even more coueless, like even more coolers.

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Speaker 3: Last time we had you on the show, though, Martha,

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Speaker 3: you navigated us beautifully through the treacherous area of the

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Speaker 3: fear the female period.

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Speaker 2: We were talking.

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Speaker 3: About it.

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Speaker 4: Mind leading the blind. I'll take it.

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Speaker 1: So today we want to talk to you a little

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Speaker 1: bit about because Woody and I are both away at

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Speaker 1: the moment. We're up in Sydney filming and well filming

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Speaker 1: a show that you know all too well in Celebrity Apprentice.

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Speaker 4: I don't endy you guys at all.

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Speaker 2: It is stressful, isn't it, Marcina?

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Speaker 4: It's cling, isn't it cooling?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: So intense? Yeah, it's full on.

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Speaker 1: It's full on, particularly given that we're living together and

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Speaker 1: we are both away from our partners. And we were

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Speaker 1: talking the other night about how hard it is to

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Speaker 1: sort of maintain intimacy and sort of keep the fire

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Speaker 1: burning with your partner.

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Speaker 2: When you're away from them.

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Speaker 1: And I know, obviously you've shot a lot of reality

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Speaker 1: TV before, obviously Michael was on some.

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Speaker 2: Of that, But how do you go about.

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Speaker 1: Sort of like maintaining intimacy with your partner while you're

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Speaker 1: away from him, and how.

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Speaker 2: Does that work?

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Speaker 4: Like, if I'm being completely honest, during Lake's filming, there

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Speaker 4: was no intimacy and I was still living with Michael.

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Speaker 4: Because it's something that I think when you are doing

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Speaker 4: something like filming a reality TV show, I feel like

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Speaker 4: people don't realize but you actually throw yourself into it completely,

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Speaker 4: don't you think, And like the only people you feel

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Speaker 4: like you can relate to other people that are on

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Speaker 4: the show with you, and no one else did. True

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Speaker 4: Michael was just like nonexistent, Like I felt so bad,

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Speaker 4: But I mean he was totally understanding, and I think

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Speaker 4: just keep him involved and tell him and try and

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Speaker 4: you know, make him feel like he was part of it.

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Speaker 4: But intimately wise, I was shocking.

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Speaker 2: He just ended a drought for a few months there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much the poor thing. I mean, we made

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Speaker 4: up for it later, but I think I mean, you know,

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Speaker 4: just like a cheeky nude here and there, that's as

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Speaker 4: far as I'll go, Like I won't do I'm a

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Speaker 4: bit not that I'm approved, but like I just am

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Speaker 4: not sending out video con ten or like I'm not

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Speaker 4: really doing like over the phone stuff. I don't trust it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah I can, I ask you just on the on

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Speaker 3: Michael's front there. So the idea of sending a photo news,

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Speaker 3: I've just got a belief and Will and I both

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Speaker 3: share this belief that there's nothing a guy can do

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Speaker 3: to try and make that photo look sexy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Did Michael struggle there or did he crack the case?

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Speaker 4: Oh, Michael has never sent me anything like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, OK, I need to stop.

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Speaker 1: The reason that's probably that's probably because he doesn't find

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Speaker 1: himself all that attractive, Like the male naked body is

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Speaker 1: not all that great.

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Speaker 4: No, of course it is, are you not? Of course

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Speaker 4: it is. Michael looks amazing naked.

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Speaker 2: Why is he not sending any nerds then, Martha.

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Speaker 4: Because it'll probably be me on the other like looking

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Speaker 3: Liken, so would you is the best thing he can

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Speaker 3: send then? Just like a made bed, just like a

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Speaker 3: perfect made bed.

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Speaker 4: I think from him it would be like just a text,

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Speaker 4: like saying something like you know, kind of cute or

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I want to talk a little bit more

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Speaker 1: about the dangers of texting from a distance. We'll do

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Speaker 1: it right up next. We've got our fairy God Martha.

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Speaker 1: Martha Calfetta so joins the boys right now, And William,

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Speaker 1: what do you?

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Speaker 2: We've got our fairy god Martha.

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Speaker 1: Martha Calfetta so joins the boys right now.

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Speaker 2: Martha, welcome back to the show.

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Speaker 1: We are talking about maintaining or we were just talking

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Speaker 1: about maintaining intimacy or even just connectivity with your partner

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Speaker 1: when you're in a distance, and what's something I do

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Speaker 1: with my girlfriend?

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Speaker 2: Sim is we actually this is she imposed this?

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Speaker 1: We don't text if we're going to Yeah, because and

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you think about this, but for me,

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Speaker 1: because you can't put tone into a text message, and

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Speaker 1: given that you've got that distance, the angst is already

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Speaker 1: quite high. And then it only just takes one word

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Speaker 1: to be interpreted incorrectly to just having an afternoon of fights.

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Speaker 2: Effectively, I love.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a text I feel like I'm too impatient

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Speaker 2: So texting takes longer though, Like.

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Speaker 4: The phone call is like something you have to be

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Speaker 4: one hundred percent present when you're taking that phone call,

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Speaker 4: Like you can't be doing anything else. And I kind

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Speaker 4: of lived my life doing one hundred things at once. Yes,

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Speaker 4: And I can be texting while I'm in the back

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Speaker 4: of an uber. I can be texting while I'm kind

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Speaker 4: of like editing content on the computer. I can be

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Speaker 4: texting while I'm cooking dinner, and like I'm just like

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Speaker 4: too impatient. I'd be like, yeah, what's the point of

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Speaker 4: this call? Okay, great? Cool, thank you bye? Yeah, I

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Speaker 4: love you too, I love you cool. Bye, all right,

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Speaker 4: talk to you later.

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Speaker 2: Get too much longer than here, Martha. I feel like

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Speaker 2: we're holding however you're doing right now.

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Speaker 3: Maybe that's more of a you know, I feel like females,

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Speaker 3: generally speaking, are better at multitasking. Then obviously you can

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Speaker 3: do multiple things at once. I feel like, as guys,

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Speaker 3: we're not good at multitasking. And sometimes when I'm texting

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Speaker 3: my partner, I feel like the text can come across

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Speaker 3: I'm busy, and then if I write her a text,

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Speaker 3: he can come across a bit short, and then she

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Speaker 3: starts thinking, oh is he angry at me or something?

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Speaker 2: Have you ever had that with Michael guy?

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Speaker 4: I am actually like, I'm not a very god bath

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Speaker 4: because I am one of you. Honestly, I am one

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Speaker 4: of you. Like my friends notoriously pull me up. They're like,

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Speaker 4: can you just stop sending us K as a text?

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Speaker 4: And Michael is the same. He's like, what this is? Kay?

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Speaker 4: You can't stand that? Okay? He's like, at least put

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Speaker 4: like okay, and the love part, I'm like, all right,

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Speaker 4: all right, O, cow.

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Speaker 2: Work, It's two extra strokes of the keypad. My dad

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Speaker 2: my dad sends, Kay.

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Speaker 3: I know you. I know you've been texting Martha Will

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Speaker 3: to set up this chat. Have you have you found

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Speaker 3: Martha to be She's short.

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Speaker 2: She's intimidatingly short. She's intimidatingly short.

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Speaker 4: Actually fun Yeah, Actually got out of my way to

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Speaker 4: use more water, so we'll got the special he did,

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Speaker 4: look how much?

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Speaker 2: I right, like a sea of blue?

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Speaker 1: And then you and I sent a photo like a

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Speaker 1: double selfie, you and I would we sent one to Mark.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when you think of that.

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Speaker 3: Martha was like, I'm texting Martha, we should send a

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Speaker 3: photo of the two of us.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, made that seems a bit odd?

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Speaker 1: Was that?

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Speaker 2: How was that received?

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Speaker 4: It was funny, It.

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Speaker 1: Was good when I sent three messages underneath it, and

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Speaker 1: then she said in.

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Speaker 2: Reply, okay easy. So she really stretched herself with the.

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Speaker 4: Oh so so embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: It's bad.

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Speaker 4: It's like it is something that I need to work

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Speaker 4: on and like taking it back to like how to

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Speaker 4: maintain intimacy and all that sort of stuff. It's something

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Speaker 4: that I'm still kind of learning, I think as I

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Speaker 4: get older. Yeah. Also, I think it comes down to,

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Speaker 4: like the person you're in a relationship, with You know,

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Speaker 4: they're understanding. They're happy to just kind of not be

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Speaker 4: the center of your world for like a month or two,

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Speaker 4: as long as when your life goes back to normal,

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Speaker 4: then everything goes back to normal as well, and you

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Speaker 4: don't just continue to neglect the.

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Speaker 1: But now, absolutely great job, mate, honestly, like seriously, round

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Speaker 1: of applause, very good.

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Speaker 2: Just come over with the bank, Martha. Unbelievable. Give thank

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Speaker 2: you so much again for fairy God Martha, and.

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Speaker 4: Will anytime hear more of your boys on the Full

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Speaker 4: Show podcast. You know you want to