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Speaker 1: If you're listening to Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: The first impressions with your partners.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, badly?

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Speaker 2: Did it go for you? I actually so, I know

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Speaker 2: you had a with interaction with your now mother in law. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So with MIM's parents, I think I handled it pretty well.

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Speaker 2: But MIM's mum, Michelle, I reckon. Within forty five seconds

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Speaker 2: of meeting her, she started singing the theme song of

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Speaker 2: our radio show.

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Speaker 3: Really yeah, it's.

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Speaker 2: Just and fully went She's like, oh you know, I

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Speaker 2: tune in Will and Woody and then started doing like

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Speaker 2: a twist and Min was like, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, i's got a Will here. Will.

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Speaker 2: What happened when you met your partner's parents.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're from Geelong and on the way up

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Speaker 3: to Melbourne we had to pick my mother now mother

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Speaker 3: in law up and sister in law from the Melbourne

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Speaker 3: airport for the first time to me meeting them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: We got McDonald's drive through on the way up and

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Speaker 3: picked them up. All was good, and on the way

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Speaker 3: back I started to get the sweat a little bit

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Speaker 3: and my gaps are starting to go with it rotten.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, driving past all the surveys, I'm thinking I

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Speaker 3: can't I can't tell them I've got to go to

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Speaker 3: the toilet, so I'll just hold on. And then it

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Speaker 3: got to the point where I just couldn't hold on

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Speaker 3: any longer, so I had to pull over on the

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Speaker 3: Melbourne Highway and run into the bushes.

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Speaker 2: And do you put in a bush with your partner's parents.

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Speaker 3: In a bush?

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Speaker 1: Was?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Correct, and no toiler paper. It was just brilliant.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, what did you say? So you put

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Speaker 2: in a bush?

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Speaker 3: You then obviously have.

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Speaker 2: To go back to the car. What's your first line there?

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Speaker 3: Well, well, I knew what had happened, and the good

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Speaker 3: people they are asked me if I was okay. But

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Speaker 3: the worst thing was five minutes later I still have

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Speaker 3: to say, can't you pull over again?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I do it all over again?

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Speaker 2: Just double dip? Oh will that's shocking. Wow, thanks to

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Speaker 2: the girl, I don't mind as bad. The first time

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Speaker 2: I met my partner's mum, we said a restaurant with

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Speaker 2: a lovely restaurant. She'd been. She'd been in an ashram

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Speaker 2: in India for a while beforehand, so she was in

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Speaker 2: a very free loving, free flowing sort of a moment.

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Speaker 3: Guys that don't know when ashram is some sort of monastery.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of, let's just call it like that.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 2: So she's in a very you know, free living, free,

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Speaker 2: you know space. She's quite a progressive woman. And about

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Speaker 2: halfway through dinner she started talking to me about this

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Speaker 2: new found sexual energy that she had that she rediscovered

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Speaker 2: in India.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: And Sam was just in there, going, I'll never forget it.

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Speaker 2: She leaned over the table and like pretty much put

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Speaker 2: her hand over her mum's mouth.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: I was just yelling at her, going too much, mum,

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Speaker 2: too much.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you told me she hooked up with

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Speaker 2: the weight of that night as well. Totally. Let's go.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Amber on a sixth five Amber. This

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Speaker 2: is your high school sweetheart.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, guys going. Yeah. So when I was about sixteen,

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Speaker 1: my partner had really strict parents, so he wasn't allowed

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Speaker 1: to have a girlfriend. And what he would tell them

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Speaker 1: is when he was seeing me, he was seeing his tutor.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. And one night he started he was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I think I think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: come plean and tell him that, like go girlfriend whatever.

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Speaker 1: So I was at his house, I was in his

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Speaker 1: room before his parents got home, and when we leave

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Speaker 1: his room, his mum's standing there and she walks away,

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Speaker 1: straight away, goes into her grabbed out fifty dollars, hands

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Speaker 1: it to me and says, thanks for tmuttering him.

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Speaker 3: Here.

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