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Speaker 2: We all have moments where we're just a little bit

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Speaker 2: curious sexy. Welcome back to two Doting Dads. Thanks you

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two How do you do it? Welcome

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Speaker 1: back to two Doting Dads. I am Maddie j I'm ash. Yeah. Nah,

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Speaker 1: he sounds to be husky and sexy to be me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two Doting dads. Okay you want to

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Speaker 1: rest that? Well, just how many times you want to

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Speaker 1: say I'm ash? I met a jay And this is

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Speaker 1: a podcast all about parenting. It's good, the bad, and

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Speaker 1: the relatable. Nailed it. We don't give advice.

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Speaker 2: I've got laryngitis.

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Speaker 1: You just have made up laryngitis.

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Speaker 2: I've got laryngitis?

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Speaker 1: Or how who diagnosed you?

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Speaker 2: Google? Just googled it?

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Speaker 1: Just then, Yeah, there's like some of them in my parents.

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Speaker 2: Dude. It's the newborn phase has hit me hard.

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Speaker 1: It's meant to be screaming at you, not.

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Speaker 2: A combination of no sleep, screaming at the kids. God them,

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Speaker 2: I'm tired. You look shut up.

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Speaker 1: No, like you still look great, but you look like

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Speaker 2: Just add that to the list of things never to

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Speaker 1: Oh fuck, yes you look ship. We are.

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Speaker 2: I would like to apologize for the state of the voice.

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Speaker 1: I like it. I told you that I like you, husky,

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Speaker 1: thank you, I do.

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Speaker 2: I want to talk to a trady. When I dropped

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, yeah, they were all like, talk like that

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Speaker 2: We will get into a little update on Poppy. Oh yes,

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Speaker 2: a little story about the birth. Before we do that,

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Speaker 2: it would be remiss of us not to talk about housekeeping.

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Speaker 1: Yes, housekeeping. I'll start if you're like, please really quickly,

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Speaker 1: based off the chat a couple of weeks ago, the

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Speaker 1: Launderie chat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh did they all arrive?

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Speaker 1: They did all arrive, and they look great on me.

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Speaker 1: People people want to know. People want to know where

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Speaker 1: I shot up. They want recommendations, which I don't. It's

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Speaker 1: not that special. How am I now? This nation is specialist.

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Speaker 1: I'm just waiting to get a bunch of PR baggages

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Speaker 1: and was raising that of me. Actually, if you want to.

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Speaker 2: Could you imagine if you picked up a lingerie sponsor?

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Speaker 1: That would be ideal if anyone's got a small business.

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Speaker 1: So people have asked for recommendations, I'll just rail them

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Speaker 2: We've got a list.

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Speaker 1: I got three that Jesus, I only only have three because.

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Speaker 2: Given the economy going for small businesses.

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Speaker 1: I scrambled. Remember I was scrambling because nothing was arriving.

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Speaker 1: Loungewear is a classic. I've used that before.

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Speaker 2: Can we have like some sexy music underneath this?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Please? Okay start now. Loungewear, that's a great one.

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Speaker 1: How did you find be mindful man? Shopping for lingerie?

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Speaker 1: Though it can lead to a lot of other different

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Speaker 1: situations in that moment, you know what I'm talking about. Okay,

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Speaker 1: hang on that time that you said to me, have

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Speaker 1: The car lounge is a good one. There's Layson, Lush, Layson,

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Speaker 1: last Lust, last how do you know? Look it up?

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Speaker 1: Hang on again. You should only do this in private,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm thinking about it anyway. And lastly, Honey Burdett. Honey,

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Speaker 2: For god's sake, turn your fucking phone off.

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Speaker 2: I don't put it on airplane mate, Come on, big guy.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, come on, sorry, sorry.

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Speaker 1: She was like what color tonight? She was like yeah,

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Speaker 1: it from. But there are endless options. How do I know?

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Speaker 1: Don't you worry? But again, do it in private? Well together?

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Speaker 1: Excuse me quick, siggy brain.

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Speaker 2: Whilst you're buying lingerie, I'm out here buying fucking baby products.

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Speaker 2: It's hard for us to relate.

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Speaker 2: I never felt so separated from you in all my life.

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Speaker 1: No, I haven't seen you at ages too, so I've grown.

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Speaker 2: I've not. I put a post in the Facebook group

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Speaker 2: does anyone have any recommendations for a car seat mirror? Fuck?

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Speaker 2: It's made that up very good.

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Speaker 2: People are like you can get like the sixty bucks.

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Speaker 2: It's only like size of a fifty cent piece and

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Speaker 1: Around their head like a go pro we go pro.

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Speaker 2: The baby sixty bucks and has night vision, so if

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Speaker 2: the future is here.

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Speaker 1: Have you got it?

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Speaker 2: April's in the back of the car and laundry.

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Speaker 2: Dude, flying cars. I thought we'd be there a cover

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Speaker 2: boards sure, even better than that. Cameras HD cameras.

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Speaker 2: Sixty bucks, bro, that'll be the best sixty bucks you

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Speaker 1: The future?

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Speaker 1: What are they going to think of next? That's what

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Speaker 2: Housekeeping done? That's it finished, nice and tidy. Oh shit,

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Speaker 2: before I do that housekeeping, Not before I do that,

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Speaker 2: ash I Do you want to mention a very special

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Speaker 2: listener to the podcast. Her name is Donna. She's been

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Speaker 2: a lifer and a Dodor Hello, Donna, Dotor first life

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Speaker 1: Wow, she has sent.

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Speaker 2: Me a gift that's rare. Dotor first and some little

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Speaker 1: My mummy does not want your advice. Very good.

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Speaker 2: Daddy thinks he's funny, very offensive.

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Speaker 1: But the viewers at home, that's awesome. Actually I do

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Speaker 2: Gives from the listeners. If anyone has any lingerie used,

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Speaker 1: The new stuff. I want nothing of it the new stuff.

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Speaker 2: Poppy is she's good. She's good. She is good, she

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Speaker 2: is good. So here's the full name, Poppy Pearl Johnson.

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Speaker 2: have to do the birth certificate forms. They're upstairs. They

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Speaker 2: it's not official. But we have been calling a Poppy.

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Speaker 2: I think the name will stay.

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Speaker 2: So I was like, they're like doctor, I was like,

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Speaker 1: It was how much? Never mind?

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Speaker 2: Also, because we're private, they brought in lunch and it

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Speaker 2: new midwife. And she was like, I could probably stay

439
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,320
Speaker 2: till six fifteen and then I've really got to go.

440
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,240
Speaker 2: I've got a dinner date.

441
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,800
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I've got a life to get to.

442
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,280
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I was like, you're not you mean you're

443
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,440
Speaker 2: not going to be with us forever? Yeah?

444
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're moving in his room, right. I love the

445
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,800
Speaker 1: thought of that. She finishes a shift with all the

446
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,800
Speaker 1: other midwives and they're like, go out there a cigarette,

447
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 1: like they all smoke and like, how's your day? Yeah?

448
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:15,800
Speaker 1: Yeah good. Another couple fell in love with me, fools,

449
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:17,120
Speaker 1: just doing a job.

450
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,119
Speaker 2: I've seen our midwife from Harley's birth before at the

451
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 2: supermarket and I was like hey, and she was like,

452
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 2: who the are you?

453
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:30,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, they think they're special, they're just another couple.

454
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 2: Well, I was I was like, how many birth was

455
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,560
Speaker 2: the most about of births you had in a day,

456
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:35,880
Speaker 2: and she was like, my record's three.

457
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:41,920
Speaker 1: I was like, far round, that's low numbers. Anything less

458
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:45,679
Speaker 1: than five, I'm not interested from the cart I'm talking,

459
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 1: I want five to seven. Of the day.

460
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 2: We had the new midwife come in and and she

461
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 2: was lovely. She was not as good because we didn't

462
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 2: enough time to bond. I was, you know, I was like,

463
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,879
Speaker 2: where are you from? When did you move here? I

464
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,720
Speaker 2: was like, she was your fucking business and we've only

465
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 2: known each other for about an hour before she goes,

466
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 2: it's now time to start pushing, okay. And it was

467
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 2: pretty quick and I think one of it for you.

468
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,919
Speaker 1: God, oh there's mums out there going right now, sugar,

469
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up.

470
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 2: Match from from when Lauris did her first push, it

471
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:28,360
Speaker 2: was it was half an hour. Wow, there he is.

472
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Speaker 1: That is that's pretty fast, I will say, but thank you,

473
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 1: Like Jess, cut that up and post it online throwaways

474
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Speaker 1: what you said? Anyway, we're pretty quick. So anyway, I

475
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:43,719
Speaker 1: was like, whoa who half an hour? I don't know, Like,

476
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,359
Speaker 1: what's the quickest labor? Do you reckon?

477
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:46,679
Speaker 2: What's in fifteen minutes?

478
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,879
Speaker 1: The girl, well, there's got to be quicker than that.

479
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:55,520
Speaker 1: I've done ships that have taken longer than that. Jesus fuck,

480
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry, Jess, I'm really sorry. Good

481
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:06,439
Speaker 1: can we could google the quickest? Is like, well, then

482
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 1: that person's already got the record.

483
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,640
Speaker 2: I think that guy I wish out his number. I'm like, mate,

484
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 2: the records get in there. It must be fucking fast. Yeah, sure,

485
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 2: so so then Lauris said.

486
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:17,959
Speaker 1: So.

487
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:21,439
Speaker 2: Then Laura started pushing and and I think one of

488
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 2: the downsides of doing this podcast is the fact that

489
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 2: I now know so much more, like I know the

490
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,639
Speaker 2: things that can go wrong, whereas the first two was

491
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 2: really a case of ignorance is bliss and I was

492
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 2: just like, oh my god, you know, if anything was

493
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 2: to go wrong, it to be fine because I'm in hospital, right,

494
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:41,160
Speaker 2: nothing goes wrong in hospital, Whereas I was really anxious

495
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 2: about just making sure that bub was going to be

496
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 2: okay and Laura was going to be okay. And thankfully,

497
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 2: of the three berths, it was the most straightforward. The

498
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 2: baby was.

499
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 1: Posterior spine as fine, so.

500
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,159
Speaker 2: I can really do some damage on the way out,

501
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,679
Speaker 2: because it's not the way you should be moving. The baby,

502
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:01,200
Speaker 2: but thankfully all really straightforward.

503
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 1: No force, its no suction, nothing, just all no suctions.

504
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 2: No. It was great. And then like like Laura one

505
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 2: stage was like is the head out? And they're like, yeah,

506
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,160
Speaker 2: the head's out. And then the obstetrician shout out to Bobby.

507
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 2: He was like, do you want to would you like

508
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 2: to reach down and you can pull out the baby

509
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 2: and and there was a part of me that was

510
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 2: like I want to watch this. I did, I couldn't.

511
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,919
Speaker 2: I couldn't. I couldn't, but yeah, Laura, then you know,

512
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,800
Speaker 2: once the head is out, it's the rest follows pretty quickly,

513
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,400
Speaker 2: and Laura them pulled out Poppy and brought her into

514
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,359
Speaker 2: a chest and it was it was raising. It was

515
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:34,880
Speaker 2: pretty cool.

516
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,440
Speaker 1: Wow, congratulations, thank you. I'm happy that it all went smoothly.

517
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 2: And Bobby, our obstetrician, was like, wow, what an umbilical cord.

518
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:49,880
Speaker 1: That's a beauty one.

519
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 2: And Bobby love. I love Bobby and the last birth

520
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:58,120
Speaker 2: because he delivered Laura not Marley. But there was one

521
00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 2: thing that he was like, you've got to do it.

522
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,359
Speaker 2: You've got to cut the umbilical cord. Oh yeah, And

523
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't want to and he's like,

524
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 2: do it and I was like, oh, I knew this time.

525
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to fight it. I was just going

526
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 2: to do it and get it done. So anyway, afterwards,

527
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 2: everyone's kind of cleaning up right, and then Bobby comes

528
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 2: to me and says, would you like these? And I'm

529
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 2: like do I He's brought me he let me keep

530
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 2: some momentoes from the birth.

531
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Speaker 1: You don't have any of the bilin good car with you?

532
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,959
Speaker 1: Do because I don't want to see that. What's in

533
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: the brown paper bag? Just so everyone listening, Matt's just

534
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 1: whipped out of brown paper. But if there's a fucking

535
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 1: umbilical cord in there, I'm leaving this house.

536
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 2: So this is just a little something to remind me

537
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 2: of the birth of Poppy.

538
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 1: Okay, it's hard, it can't be open it open the

539
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 1: brown bag? Oh what is this? Oh my god?

540
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 2: So I've got that clamp, the umbilical course got.

541
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 1: The umbilical clamp? Oh man, did you put your foury

542
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: in that? And then this? What's this one? How did

543
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 1: you cut with that? I can just see you putting

544
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,959
Speaker 1: them in your toolbox and using them around there.

545
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 2: Oh, that's where they're going for sure, they're.

546
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 1: Pretty Oh man, they just have either hospital or horror

547
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,360
Speaker 1: film vibes about them.

548
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:29,399
Speaker 2: So he was like, they actually don't reuse them because

549
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 2: it costs so much to disinfect him. So he's like,

550
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 2: you can just keep these if you want, because they're

551
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 2: going to go in the bin.

552
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: Well, you just put him in boiling water. Doesn't it

553
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: just infect it?

554
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 2: It's a hospital, bro, Well, what what do you mean?

555
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: I would just say, chuck me with this rest of

556
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 1: the sterilizer stuff. Oh okay, now that you've said that

557
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 1: they haven't been sterilized, have you watched them chuck them

558
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:56,199
Speaker 1: with this washer? Fine? I'm given back. Well where's the

559
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: cutting bit?

560
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 2: I thought he gave me those ones.

561
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 1: Maybe he's kept him for his personal collection.

562
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 2: There you go.

563
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 1: That's very cool, but also is it a bit weird?

564
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,199
Speaker 2: Did you keep anything from your birds?

565
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, the child and the blanket and the blankets, would

566
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 1: you like? I definitely don't want that. No, nah, I

567
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 1: think we were.

568
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 2: Running a competition or two doting dads? Do you want

569
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 2: the clamps?

570
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 1: Just talking about births, I don't know if I told

571
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: you the story, and it's similar to what you were saying,

572
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 1: like you couldn't look down because it was like, yeah,

573
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 1: you just I couldn't do it. I definitely didn't try.

574
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: So a friend of mine looked down there and got

575
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: a bit woozy, and he moved himself to the corner

576
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 1: of the room to try and recover, and instead of recovering,

577
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 1: he actually fainted up against the wall in the corner

578
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 1: of the wall, like over there and started to slide

579
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: down the wall. And the only thing that stopped me

580
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 1: from hit the deck is his knees locked out. Anyway,

581
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: he spent the whole birth there, woke up, and he

582
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: had a baby. Wow. He tells the story. He hits

583
00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: the wall and just like.

584
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 2: The people think he was just taking five that they

585
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 2: know that it was.

586
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 1: At the start they were like, oh, okay, he's just

587
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: trying to tap a moment even thinking about it, I

588
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 1: feel like I'm gonna find anyway. And then yeah, he

589
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 1: just hit the hit the wall and just slid down,

590
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 1: and like his wife is saying that, he just you

591
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: just see him slowly seeping down and then you just

592
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: stopped moving because he's and then you look at his

593
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: legs and they were fully his knees were like locked out,

594
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: which I think is a great story.

595
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 2: So good. But yes, and then after that, Laura had

596
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 2: a few nights in hospital. I will just say, fucking hell,

597
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 2: it is really hard work. We have a newborn, you're

598
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 2: in hospital, You bring your kids into the hospital. They

599
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 2: don't know like how to treat a child, know.

600
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:51,239
Speaker 1: How to treat a hospital. Like seriously, you take him

601
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: into any medical practice, and all of a sudden, they're like.

602
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 2: They're visiting hours at four pm and I snuck him

603
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 2: in there early, and they're just like walking around going

604
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 2: into other rooms. Marley's like, this is pretty boring. Put

605
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 2: TV on a was like is the coloring in?

606
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 1: What's wrong with that person?

607
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 2: Now? So I did. I did film when the girls

608
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 2: met Poppy for the very first time, and the moment

609
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 2: Lola held Poppy in her arms, Poppy did a really

610
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 2: big ship.

611
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: Like could you hear like a gurgler?

612
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, Lola's like she farted. She just starts

613
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 2: laughing hysterically. But it was really sweet. Marley had like

614
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 2: eyes closed, sniffing the forehead. But since then Lola was

615
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 2: a bit more maternal. Marley's a bit over Poppy these

616
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 2: days already.

617
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you do what's that first ship?

618
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 2: They do that minocam. Yeah, what's the manuka. That's the

619
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 2: name word maconium macone. It sounds like that instant coffee.

620
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 2: What do you call that one? What's that coffee called

621
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 2: mc quick maca Just stirring in your teacup. They're very

622
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 2: very molasses.

623
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: That's a fucking great word. Thank you molasses. Anyway, well, congratulations,

624
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: thank you, Matt. Last week we spoke about the cat

625
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 1: parents that were walking their cats who.

626
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 2: We love, we love, shut out to the parents out there.

627
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: They're all alone. There my guy.

628
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 2: Old pets who trolleys or was it Baker baby.

629
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: Bed there was a baby beyond the front mount. That's

630
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 1: your exact words, front mount, a front mounted cat. So

631
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: dumb goodness me. It's kind of my attention that my

632
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,479
Speaker 1: sister said to me, Oh, we're going to be over

633
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: in your area next week.

634
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 2: I was like, great Northern Beaches, God's country.

635
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 1: I was like, great, well for and she was like, oh,

636
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: we're a house sitting a place at Mona bel beautiful

637
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: on the beach. Lovely. Yeah, she's great for them, little

638
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: get away and we had early dinner with them at

639
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: a pub near there that has a great playground for

640
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: the kids. And I was like, what are you doing? Houseit?

641
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: What do you house sitting for? You can leave a

642
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 1: house unattended, you know.

643
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 2: That plants maybe?

644
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: Nope, okay, they were pet sitting.

645
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 2: Fair. You know. We we've got raspberry here sometimes we

646
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 2: head out, tyler, do we don't take raspberry with us?

647
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: Is a fly in the room or is it your

648
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 1: pet fly?

649
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 2: Don't kill it? Which I know you.

650
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: I said, Okay, you're pet sitting? What cat? Dog? Nope?

651
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:30,719
Speaker 2: No?

652
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: Lizard?

653
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 2: Wow?

654
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why what is the correct answer to that?

655
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 2: Did you mention what type of lizard it is?

656
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 1: Like? I think it was like some sort of beard

657
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: of dragon if that's cool? Yeah, but like what you

658
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 1: don't need You do not need someone to pet sit

659
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: your lizard child.

660
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 2: Depends on how often the dragon needs the dragon the

661
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 2: lizard needs to be fed.

662
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:02,239
Speaker 1: Well, surely if they're in the wild, they're not. They

663
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 1: don't have a routine.

664
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 2: They're not snacking every day.

665
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not Like, Okay, it was feeding time. It's

666
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,239
Speaker 1: it's more like whatever I get that day, it's not.

667
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: There's no consistent So did you see just have to

668
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 1: feed it? Apparently?

669
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I mean on that I'm not.

670
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: I don't get it. But like your question, like what

671
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: do you get out of a lizard? I don't know.

672
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: Can you eat it? I have no idea.

673
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 2: Do you do you pat the lizard?

674
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: You snuggle up against it? Is it a bit of

675
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: a lat lizard?

676
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 2: My biggest fear is having a snake and then like

677
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 2: waking up one day and seeing that like the glass

678
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 2: boxes and the snake has gone somewhere.

679
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: Dude, there was a story kicking around ages ago. I'm

680
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: not sure if it's just comes up, you know, one

681
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: of those stories it comes up every couple of years,

682
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: and this just happened. It is like someone had a

683
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: pet snake and it they woke, They woke up to

684
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 1: it and stretched out, like sizing them up. Yeah. See

685
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: that's the reaction that everyone gives. So it sizes you

686
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: up first, and then what it does. It must like

687
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: do some sort of snake exercises, like some like some

688
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: crunches to get ready. Yeah, it's like warming up, stretching up.

689
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,359
Speaker 1: It's literally doing like down with dog, because I doing

690
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,359
Speaker 1: down with dog, like trying to stretch itself out.

691
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 2: What are you stretching for?

692
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 1: I'm just really into my mobility. Stupid untrustworthy snake. It's like,

693
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: why would you want to live? Why would you want

694
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:35,439
Speaker 1: to have a pet that could kill you? Like people

695
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 1: who have pet spiders.

696
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,800
Speaker 2: But like Mike Tyson having a tiger though.

697
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 1: It's like it's different, still could be cuddly, sedated, Yeah,

698
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 1: I guess like a little baby one little baby tiger.

699
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then it wouldn't eat you because it knew

700
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 2: that saw you as a parent.

701
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, until maybe it was gaslight in your whole life

702
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: like the snake and then a downward cat. But anyway,

703
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,080
Speaker 1: I just thought that's it. To the fact where you

704
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 1: have to ask people a favor to house at your

705
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: house over a lizard is ridiculous.

706
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 2: I agree.

707
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: I think just just give it some food. They're only

708
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 1: going for a couple of days, Like, what's going to

709
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 1: happen anyway? Moving on, we should move on to a

710
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 1: segment called lies. Yes, tell me loud, tell me littush.

711
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 2: Yes, I have a fantastic parenting lie laid on me.

712
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 2: This one is from Casey and this is similar to

713
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 2: a lie that we previously told on the podcast where

714
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 2: my mom would she had a hack a trick with

715
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 2: the PlayStation.

716
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right. It's still holidays.

717
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 2: This is very similar to this one, but a modern

718
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 2: day twist, if you will love it so, Casey says,

719
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 2: my five year old step son is obsessed with wanting

720
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 2: an iPad, aren't they all? Aren't they all? Casey, You're

721
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 2: not alone out there?

722
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: Just know that. Okay, it's very somber of you.

723
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 2: Little does he know we actually have one, oh deption.

724
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 2: On a recent inter say trip, we let him use

725
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 2: it on the plane while we were away. We told

726
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 2: him that we hide it from the airport genie, and

727
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 2: even set the backdrop with a picture of a plane

728
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 2: and the airline on it. He completely believed the lie,

729
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 2: and he's telling everyone about the fact that it's a

730
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 2: rented iPad.

731
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 1: Only I love that they went so far to put

732
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 1: the airline that they're on on the back of it.

733
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: That is fucking class class man. This is also from

734
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 1: a Casey not sure if it's the same one.

735
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 2: There's enough cases out there.

736
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: If it is, you liar, it reads Hey, boys. The

737
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 1: biggest lie I have told my daughter is that, from

738
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,839
Speaker 1: a really young age, I made out that cleaning her

739
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 1: teeth was a privilege. If she was naughty, she wasn't

740
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:56,280
Speaker 1: allowed to do. It worked like a charm.

741
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 2: That is so deceitful, and I love it makes me

742
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:05,399
Speaker 2: happy when people lie. It's like because like Mazie, that's

743
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 2: her name, right, that is her name. Yet thank God,

744
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 2: she loves toothpaste, doesn't she.

745
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was on the Eclipse mints for a while.

746
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: She's backed off a bit now.

747
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 2: But have strawberry or mint flavored toothpaste?

748
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: Oh, full mint. She's just chewing on the end of

749
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 1: that toothbrush.

750
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 2: That's a treat for her.

751
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, But the problem is she's she's not even brushing,

752
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 1: she's just leaking it off.

753
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 2: Literally, Like Laula is the same strawberry flavored toothpaste and

754
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 2: she's just like, oh yeah, top it up.

755
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like God, they just love like panadole and

756
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 1: stuff too.

757
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 2: It annoyed me so much that I've left it too

758
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 2: late to implement these lies with Marley and Lola. But

759
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 2: now I've got a second chance, a third chance. It's

760
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 2: why i had a third child, so you can.

761
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 1: Start like early on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Matt, let's

762
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: finish this episode off with some par amps.

763
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's coise it in that I am.

764
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,280
Speaker 1: We haven't done it in a couple of weeks.

765
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 2: I am struggling with the voice. So I'm giving it

766
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 2: my all to those of you who missed the old Matt.

767
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 2: He's gone, he's no longer with us. Will they come back?

768
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 2: We're not sure.

769
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: We're not sure what I want to be previous? You say, what, man?

770
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:27,320
Speaker 1: I feel like a pair. This one's from ebony. People

771
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 1: who park so close to you that you have to

772
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:33,280
Speaker 1: get yourself. And that's toddler in from the passenger's side

773
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 1: and do upper seat from the front. This triggers me

774
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: so glad I didn't have both toddlers with me. But also,

775
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: how did you get out of the car because I

776
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: can't get into mine and.

777
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 2: At our old age, any type of awkward movement. I

778
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 2: spaz him up real bad.

779
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, where were we? I was it the pizza

780
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: and puzzle night for Father's Day? Right?

781
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 2: I feel like Pizza and Puzzle night comes back on

782
00:38:58,719 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 2: this podcast every talk.

783
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 1: It's just it's the trauma of pizza and puzzle and

784
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 1: I can't stand it.

785
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 2: You love it.

786
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: I can't stand it because the amount of pizza I

787
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 1: want to eat is unacceptable for the public. Public guy, Okay,

788
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,439
Speaker 1: so I've got to pretend like, oh, that was one

789
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 1: two pieces of pizza on full and then I've got

790
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 1: to pretend to like the song and dance of it all.

791
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: And then there's a dad that I don't know. It's

792
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: just like, so, what's your name?

793
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 2: Gay?

794
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: Anyway, I love people. I pulled into the car park

795
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 1: as right we did the Pizza and Puzzle night, came back.

796
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 1: It was dark because it was Pizza and Puzzle night.

797
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:37,720
Speaker 1: It was just me and Macy and that happened someone

798
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: else in the Pizza and Puzzle Night then I and

799
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: of course I tried to get out there as soon

800
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 1: as possible, so I wanted to be the first one

801
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: out of there. So the options were waight for this

802
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: person to come because I could not get Macy in,

803
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 1: or or I would have had to go right round

804
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 1: and do the whole. Yeah, anyway, I was like, the

805
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 1: options are weight and this whole leaving as soon as

806
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: I can because irrelevant and I've made a joke of myself.

807
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: Or I opened the boot let Macie climb through and

808
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: then I climb through on the other side, and then

809
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: it's a fun game. I had to climb through the

810
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 1: passenger beer and I'm not very nimble, to admit, I

811
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 1: will admit my hips do I And I was like

812
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 1: really like ass on the windscreen trying to get around

813
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: that way. It was a schmule cramped up three full time.

814
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: So I'm with your hand on the horn hand yeah,

815
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: hand ass And by the time I got us in,

816
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 1: the guy got the car next to me and off.

817
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 1: I was like a dickhead. Now, so I'm with you

818
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: on that line.

819
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 2: Well, I've actually got another parking rant.

820
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: Car park etiquette needs to be addressed in every situation.

821
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 2: I feel okay, this one is from Tian. Will I

822
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 2: make it through this rant? I'm not sure, but she says,

823
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 2: my two year old and newborn baby.

824
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 1: Wait, sorry, end Or is a newborn mabe.

825
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 2: Sorry, let me start again. She has a two year

826
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 2: old and a newborn baby. Gosh, it's tough.

827
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: I gathered. Oh God, you really need to explain that

828
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 1: one to me.

829
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 2: I was put, that's a long time for me to

830
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:26,720
Speaker 2: figure that one out. Jesus, that's concerning. I think she's

831
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 2: the mother.

832
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: She's the older sister.

833
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 2: So she ordered direct to boot for her groceries.

834
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 1: It w words, Oh do you do that? No?

835
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 2: We just yeah, I feel like I need to start

836
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,280
Speaker 2: doing that. So She gets there and all the parks

837
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 2: are taken, which is fine, but then she realizes that

838
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 2: in capitals nobody is in any of the vehicles you're parked,

839
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 2: and then inside the actual store.

840
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: So in fact, there was no boot to. There was

841
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: no what do they.

842
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 2: Call it, director boot?

843
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: There was no director boot. There was not It was

844
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,840
Speaker 1: an old parking director. But get out and go direct

845
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:04,720
Speaker 1: into the shops.

846
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, a bunch of absolute assholes against to poor Tian

847
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 2: with a newborn and a two year old. Fucking shame

848
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 2: on you.

849
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: I know, I feel I feel so bad even parking

850
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 1: in the parents thing and I have a child with me.

851
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 1: I will make it a point to over exaggerate that

852
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: I have a child.

853
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 2: I put on the limp as well.

854
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 1: I come around to let them out. I'm like, there

855
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: she is, come on, you know, and then come on,

856
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 1: do you have a pram? No? Is that not? Is

857
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 1: that not? Okay?

858
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 2: On a second, hang on, I can fake it in

859
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 2: the parenting car parks.

860
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but it's just a symbol. I'm not going

861
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: to get in trouble here.

862
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 2: Okay, here, here's a question. Okay, okay, yeah, are you

863
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 2: allowed to park in those parenting car parks without a

864
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 2: physical PRAM or is it PRAM just to signify that

865
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 2: you are a parent? No, I think I wouldn't have

866
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:00,879
Speaker 2: a symbol of a person with a more person.

867
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: Because there are little people out there and it could

868
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 1: be confusing. You don't want what if I have a

869
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,240
Speaker 1: friend who is a little person.

870
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 2: I've not been using those car parks.

871
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: I think it's just an international sign for parent.

872
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 2: Are you sure?

873
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: Yeah?

874
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 2: Are you sure? I don't know, because you're acting like

875
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 2: a guilty man.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty guilty of I think. I think I don't know. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm confused.

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Speaker 2: Because I'm now I'm happy about having a newborn because

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Speaker 2: I'm allowed to park and.

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Speaker 1: I'm still doing it. It's a parent legally, let's look

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Speaker 1: it up.

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Speaker 2: Legally, there is nothing to prevent a person without a

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Speaker 2: PRAM or infant parking in a PRAM spot.

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Speaker 1: It's just frowned upon. Well yeah, yeah, but I still

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Speaker 1: have the child, so I have fifty percent of the requirements.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know.

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Speaker 1: I would say the child's more like seventy five percent

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Speaker 1: of the report. They're in a car seat in a car,

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Speaker 1: and that makes us one hundred percent.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'd love to know what the listeners.

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Speaker 1: Think, like if we can actually right now.

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Speaker 2: It's seating, you're part of the problem.

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Speaker 1: I was, yeah, I was also picking up our groceries.

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Speaker 2: But Ash, I don't know if I can get the

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Speaker 2: last closure of this episode out there. Do you mind

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Speaker 2: doing the honors?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to play both characters. Yeah, okay. If

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Speaker 1: you've enjoyed this podcast, please leave a review five stars perhaps,

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Speaker 1: or you can join us on social media where man well,

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Speaker 1: you can join it. You can join us on TikTok, Instagram,

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Speaker 1: Facebook and also YouTube at Two Doting Dads.

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Speaker 2: I will say in the Facebook group a lot of

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Speaker 2: very important information with people asking about products like trampoline, scooters,

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Speaker 2: car mirrors, the baby seats, ldree, all the parenting essentials.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't talk. I'll see you guys

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Speaker 2: next week.

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Speaker 1: See bye. There's a couple of things you need to

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Speaker 1: do right now after this is check this story. First

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Speaker 1: birth certificate and then also just triple check.

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Speaker 2: Your insurance and also order Lingree, order Andree, Yeah, go

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Speaker 2: to las and lash for Ellie. Yeah. Two Doting Dads

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Speaker 2: podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia. And

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Speaker 2: the connections to land, see and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present,

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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Speaker 1: people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land