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Speaker 1: This is Will and Wood. Very good.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so this afternoon on the show, you're going to

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Speaker 2: find out whether drinking black coffee is sexier than drinking

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Speaker 2: milk coffee. Woods and I argue this all the time. Finally,

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Speaker 2: I'm a latte guy. He's a long black dude.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, I am have been for a while.

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Speaker 3: The conclusive answers on this show. Gee, Whizz wouldn't think

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Speaker 3: we're a scientific show.

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Speaker 1: But there you go. Yeah, like your coffee like your men,

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Speaker 1: don't you? Woods?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I do, Yes, I do. What I was having

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Speaker 3: on the show.

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Speaker 1: You Love You Love, You Love Now.

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Speaker 2: The actually the reason I said that is that my

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Speaker 2: uncle is married to like a six foot nine guy

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Speaker 2: and they live in New York together, right, and he's black.

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Speaker 2: It's African American legend of a dude. And every time

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Speaker 2: you go out for a coffee with him, if you

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Speaker 2: visit him and you go for a coffee, and every time,

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Speaker 2: without fail, like he would have said it five times,

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Speaker 2: he orders black coffee.

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Speaker 1: And he turns to the waiter and he goes, I'll

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Speaker 1: have it hot and black. And then he turns to the.

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Speaker 2: Waiter and says, I like my coffee like I like

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Speaker 2: my man, and then he strokes Danny, his partner on

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Speaker 2: the head at the same time.

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Speaker 1: Outstanding.

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Speaker 2: It is a play that never ceases to sicken. When

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Speaker 2: you go out and he kind of looks at me,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm your nephew. I don't want to hear that.

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Speaker 1: I'll do that. I'll do it.

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Speaker 3: Though, if you were dating a big black person, yeah

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Speaker 3: you would, you would go for it every time.

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Speaker 1: If i'd add a flat white I'm just trying to

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Speaker 1: I was trying to give any white.

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Speaker 3: Guy with a yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and.

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Speaker 1: You got a white man with a tiny bar.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like let me, I like my coffee, I like my men.

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Speaker 1: Show him your NOAs mom, this is the punchline, and

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Speaker 1: that'd be a good bit.

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Speaker 3: No, that would be a good bit. That would be

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Speaker 3: find Also, your boyfriend flashes flat flat bottom waiter, you

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Speaker 3: can find that. Also, why will you think my new

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Speaker 3: come relationship be coming to an end? A couple of

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Speaker 3: telltale signs.

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Speaker 2: Actually elaborate on this tomorrow, but there's a couple of

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Speaker 2: telltale signs there.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to tell a little anecdotes about an awkward

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Speaker 3: moment that we had last night.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and you think it could be the end, which

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Speaker 1: is interesting.

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Speaker 2: We touched on that today, like that like that that

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Speaker 2: you know, cropped up in conversation today, but I feel

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Speaker 2: like we might need to surgically address that tomorrow on

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Speaker 2: the show as well.

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Speaker 1: She does she dodged a family. Well, you've just given

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Speaker 1: it away. That was the hook.

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Speaker 3: No, don't bother listen to that bit, because that you've

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Speaker 3: got the answer. No, I've got another hook, don't you.

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Speaker 3: I've got an amazing cockroach fact.

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Speaker 1: Oh stop it, I'm more talk cabbage.

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Speaker 2: A little bit later on, I do some amazing gear

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Speaker 2: in around some segways And what is quest for the

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Speaker 2: Milky Bar Kid? If you haven't heard that already, you're

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Speaker 2: here that very very sure as we speak to the

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Speaker 2: original Milky Bar Kid.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you're better at that than May. What's that hooking?

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Speaker 1: I'm just summarizing what I'm reading.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I'm ken listening to the podcast now, perfect, Well,

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Speaker 3: let's get into it, yeah, shall we?

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Speaker 1: Wow, Well and body Monday afternoon.

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Speaker 2: The original Milky Bar Kids going to join us on

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Speaker 2: the phone in about fifteen minutes time to discuss Woods's

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Speaker 2: campaign for the crown.

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Speaker 1: But in the meantime, speaking of crowns. Oh geez, another segway.

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Speaker 2: He's on very early again, by the way, I understand

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Speaker 2: that now now Meghan Markle Meghan Markel article today Woods

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Speaker 2: stating that apparently the wheels came off the carriage, the

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Speaker 2: royal carriage. The wheels came off only days, only days

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Speaker 2: after Meghan Markle got married to Harry. And it's come

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Speaker 2: out just a quote from a woman called Lady Campbell,

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Speaker 2: and I probably need to read the quote.

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Speaker 1: Sure, the music's probably appropriate. If we can bring that back,

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Speaker 1: that'd be great.

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Speaker 3: During a garden party both Prince Charles charity work and

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Speaker 3: his seventieth birthday and Mergan did something that allegedly astonished

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Speaker 3: an attendee with impeccable palace connections. Yeah, how about that?

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Speaker 3: So she goes on to say, I'm only that gasp.

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Speaker 2: Again, I can't repeat it exactly, it's in the book,

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Speaker 2: very first garden party at Buckingham Palace. Wow, we were

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Speaker 1: He's still that's the typer. We all thought. This doesn't

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Speaker 3: Early speculation will just quickly that the garden party.

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Speaker 2: So it's Charles's seventieth birthday and something celebrating his charity work,

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Speaker 1: I reckon, I reckon. She's streaked.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, but she was still a little bit tipped from

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Speaker 3: the wedding celebration. Oh no, she's coming off the back

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Speaker 3: of the wedding recovery. She's absolutely taught. She's she's been

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Speaker 3: all the way through her and Harry rock up. He's

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Speaker 3: she does and she strikes through the middle.

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Speaker 2: He's obviously family, So who cares, Oh, Harry hilarious? Yeahah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: We've seen you Nerde before playing pool. Megan, on the

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Speaker 2: other hand, you know it's a charity event.

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Speaker 1: How dare you? I wish I wish this is the truth? Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: we all wish that would. But who knows.

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Speaker 2: She you know, she probably shook someone's hand the wrong way.

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Speaker 2: But what I want to what I want to get

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Speaker 2: down to, though, is on thirty one oh six five.

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Speaker 2: It is a fascinating little setup when somebody either brings

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Speaker 1: It's fascinating how quickly.

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Speaker 2: You can notice that person's not right, and particularly as

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Speaker 2: and you just go, I reckon, they're a bit rotten.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't have to be substantial, does it, No, not at all,

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Speaker 3: Just a little hint and then laid down the track.

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Speaker 3: You'll see it'll all sort of unravel. And look, i'd

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Speaker 3: love to hear from some people right now, thirty one

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Speaker 2: Well for mine, people that are already out, people that

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Speaker 3: Parents actually didn't tell me about this until years after

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Speaker 3: I broke up with them. Yeah, but they said they

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Speaker 3: knew she wasn't quite right or to use your terminology, rotten,

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Speaker 3: task faster it's a real gauntlet of a dinner. No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: but I'll go on. She just thought my parents were

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Speaker 3: because it was an interrogation and mum did have a

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Speaker 3: paperwright question one which school did you go to?

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Speaker 1: All right, look, but that's it good.

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Speaker 2: I'm after so as a family member, you know, you

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Speaker 1: Up next podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Five hundred bucks to give away at five o'clock with

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Speaker 2: Australias Easy at Quiz but Woods right now, there's a

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Speaker 2: story today about Meghan Markle and her relationship with the

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Speaker 2: royal family and apparently apparently the wheels came off just

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Speaker 2: days days after Meghan and Harry's wedding at a garden party,

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Speaker 2: the arse, she's written a quote saying I can't repeat

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Speaker 2: it exactly, but it's in my book, which I'm clearly

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Speaker 2: we were all absolutely gobsmacked and astonished.

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Speaker 1: So that's what she said.

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Speaker 2: But a speculation as to what it is you and

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Speaker 2: I think there might be a cheeky streak involved, but

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Speaker 2: that could also be wish for thinking.

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Speaker 1: So what we're doing sat calls right now.

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Speaker 2: Look, when did you think that somebody in your family

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Speaker 2: they've got a new partner. When did you know that

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Speaker 2: that person was rotten? We've got Patrick Patrick rokan to

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Speaker 4: Always eat on?

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Speaker 1: Very well?

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Speaker 4: This was a sibling of mine and he started dating

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Speaker 4: She was just very detached from my sister, like she

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Speaker 2: I mean, thanks the call, Patrick, certainly not the scandalous

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Speaker 2: this is you realize families are very petty.

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Speaker 1: I just get a bit. I'm terrified. Were you the

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Speaker 2: If we're being honest, the one the lady Campbell one

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Speaker 2: I just referenced with Megan Mirkale. I bet you that's petty.

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Speaker 2: It's just funny. What puts a bit of vinegar and

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Speaker 2: puss his milk woods. I'd like to say on this show,

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Speaker 2: we've got Bonnie here on thirty one and six five,

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Speaker 2: Come on, Bond, give us the scandal.

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Speaker 1: Hi. You know you thought that your family member married

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Speaker 1: some a bit rotten.

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Speaker 4: Yes. So I'm married into a quite traditional South African

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Speaker 4: family and we were having a having a Sunday dinner

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Speaker 4: with granover.

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Speaker 3: My sister in law.

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Speaker 5: How our new fella come over and he came down

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Speaker 5: to dinner without a T shirt.

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Speaker 1: Now interesting, what was was downstairs? Bonnie? I just want

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Speaker 6: Okay, So that's all of the family sitting around the

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Speaker 1: Pants. Please don't tell us who was at your Sunday lunch.

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Speaker 2: That's all right, now we need to go and what

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Speaker 2: he was A shocking question anyway, Let to be honest. Yeah, mate,

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Speaker 2: he walked down fully new the grandma was sitting at

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I worked very good. Do what everyone else does.

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Speaker 1: Don't mind it.

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Speaker 3: You've got more, I've got heaps more. I've actually got

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Speaker 3: People will watch the master at work, like watching Bruce

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Speaker 2: Scarce said, it's well and WARDI hope ever saving a

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Speaker 2: wonderful afternoon right now?

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Speaker 1: Woulds you know?

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Speaker 2: This is dreams come true sort of stuff. Nesle are

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Speaker 2: looking for a new milky bar kid, and to be specific,

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Speaker 3: I thought the dream was overwhell since I became an adult.

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Speaker 3: This is unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: It's an amazing stuf. Look at the job. The job

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Speaker 2: qualifications that you need. Hit me mega milky bar fan. Yep,

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Speaker 2: huge milky, massive fan of it, massive fan of it.

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Speaker 3: Oh hello, so I'm my literates. Listen on my doormat

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Is it really?

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Speaker 2: I thought that was a metaphor you're going for. So look,

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Speaker 2: we'll talk a little bit more about what you got

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Speaker 2: I've got a few ideas. But we've got a very

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Speaker 2: special guest who joins us on the show right now.

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Speaker 2: His name is Anthony Eden, and he is the original

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Speaker 8: Wow.

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Speaker 1: He delivered it well, So welcome to the show, Anthony Wow.

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Speaker 9: Well, thank you very much. It's a great pleasure to

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Speaker 9: see you here? Wow, how you doing?

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Speaker 3: Can I just what an honor? What an honor it is,

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Speaker 3: Milky Bar Kid? I never thought i'd be to talking

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Speaker 2: So, Anthony, can I ask that when you auditioned to

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Speaker 2: obviously had to be blonde and adorable. That was a

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Speaker 2: big part of it. But have you still got it? Anthony?

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Speaker 2: If you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 9: So I've definitely still got it. I'm not quite as

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Speaker 9: I've got slightly absurd facial hair at the moment, so

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Speaker 9: I really think that ultimately I've still got that, you know,

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Speaker 2: I mean, Anthony, can you give us? Can you give us?

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Speaker 2: Your milky bars are on me line? I mean, I

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Speaker 9: Know, normally I'm paid a great deal of money for this, obviously,

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Speaker 3: Guys, well I will if you were okay, you ready?

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Speaker 3: The milky Bars are on me.

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Speaker 1: Wow, you have still got it? Still does Anthony?

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Speaker 2: I suppose in knowing that you've still got it and

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Speaker 2: hearing that you've still got it, I have got some

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Speaker 9: I mean yeah, I mean you heard it here. First,

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Speaker 9: I'm going to try and get my job back back.

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Speaker 3: Don't play sound effects, Anthony, Man, Man, you had your time.

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Speaker 3: Sean Connery can't decide he wants to be bond again.

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Speaker 3: You've had your moment.

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Speaker 1: I'm the next did.

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Speaker 3: He actually come back? We had one movie off and

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Speaker 2: Look, even though there's a bit of competitive spirit amongst

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Speaker 2: You're obviously, I mean the o G. I have a

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Speaker 2: judge that. I imagine if Woods, if he says that

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Speaker 1: Well, it might just be showing that he's been more

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Speaker 1: competitive than we think. We'll do it. It's willing Woody.

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Speaker 3: We are in your cars, on your smart speaker, in

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Speaker 3: your headphones, on iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 1: Join us at an amazing time.

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Speaker 2: Actually, because Nesle have announced they're looking for a new

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Speaker 1: Actually they called it a milkie Bar kid. Old.

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Speaker 3: You can go on seek dot com dot you if

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Speaker 1: Out the ad. It's all there.

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Speaker 3: But you know, put a bit of vinegar and puss

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Speaker 3: his milk, so to speak. We have Pussy's Milky Bar. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: We have the original Milky Bar Kid on the phone

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Speaker 2: right now, Anthony Eden, who's calling us from the UK.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Anthony, we're gonna hear your original work again.

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Speaker 2: This is great stuff. This is milky Bar.

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Speaker 1: It's just it's the perfect pitch.

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Speaker 3: It's the perfect pitch, Anthony, How do you do it?

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Speaker 9: Thanks? Well, Well, first of all, it's important to have

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Speaker 2: Rather, I mean do you mind mind? Do you mind

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Speaker 2: giving it a go? When we just heard one? Is

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Speaker 2: that asking too much? Mane was asking too much?

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Speaker 9: The milky Bars are on me.

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Speaker 1: God, damn it, you'll go damn it? I mean, how

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Speaker 2: I mean the reason, the reason the Woods upset, obviously

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Speaker 2: He will be challenging again for the crown of the

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Speaker 2: Milky Bar Kid Woods and look just to see whether

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Speaker 2: you're in the mix. He's obviously been there. He's got

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Speaker 2: the T shirt, he's got the championship ring. Yeah, you

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Speaker 2: are going to give your best Milky Bar kid a go.

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Speaker 2: You've got a packet of Milky Bar worlds in front

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Speaker 2: of you.

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Speaker 3: Can't you become the nest quick Bunny or something. I

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Speaker 1: You know you can do.

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Speaker 9: You know, it's a tricky thing. When you reach the

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Speaker 1: I get it, of course, I get it. Made I

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Speaker 1: get it. Jordan would have played, It would have gone

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Speaker 1: on for a seventh title. If he could. Now here

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Speaker 1: we go.

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Speaker 2: All right, Yes, you've got a back, You've got ten

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Speaker 1: I mean, look for me.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I don't think that Anthony saying that

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Speaker 1: For it or not. I just think it's a nice

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Speaker 1: barometer just to know where we're at the starting point. Two,

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Speaker 1: you know.

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Speaker 3: I mean, yes, I have been training for my entire life,

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Speaker 3: but I haven't put in like a rigorous boot camp.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, as yet, which I plan to do.

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Speaker 2: But now you've been throwing around the three milky bars

449
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Speaker 2: in the studio in the song there just.

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Speaker 1: You know, I was tossing some milky bars and I

451
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Speaker 1: felt it looked good. My accuracy is is on your throws?

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Speaker 9: Good?

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Speaker 1: The voice? I mean, that's the big question. Yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: here we go.

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Speaker 3: No, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, Now hang on, Anthony, I'm

456
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Speaker 3: obviously nervous.

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Speaker 1: I'm obviously nervous. Anthony min's professional. He gets it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go. The milky bars are on me, Anthony,

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Speaker 1: what do you what do you what do you think?

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Speaker 9: Okay, do you know what the pitch was good at

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Speaker 9: the start. I just feel like as a general thing,

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Speaker 9: you just got to find that in a kidd you

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Speaker 9: And if the pitch goes up at the end rather

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Speaker 9: than the milky bars are on me, it's.

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Speaker 1: Gonna go on milkie bars on me.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's amazing advice.

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Speaker 3: Anthony and I really respect that because obviously we're rivals now,

469
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Speaker 3: so I hate each other in so many ways, but

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Speaker 3: I really respect that. Out of ten, probably a solid three.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so for coming on the show skinks well

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Speaker 3: on a Monday afternoon. We're in ants shoelace away from

473
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Speaker 3: Australia's Easy as Quiz. That's in about ten minutes time.

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Speaker 3: But before that, thirteen one oh six five. If you

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Speaker 3: think you've got good small talk, you can win something

476
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Speaker 3: with stolen off Beck Judd a few examples of how

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Speaker 3: this operates.

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Speaker 9: Words love your show boys. I wanted to know what

479
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Speaker 9: does it take?

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Speaker 5: I mean it was a nice I've recently started online dating.

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Speaker 5: I think I'm an amazing small talker.

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Speaker 4: Will and Moddy, how do you feel about gun laws

483
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Speaker 4: in America?

484
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Speaker 1: WHOA Wow?

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Speaker 3: That is large talk can get into that savage. Here's

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Speaker 3: a good example. Okay, thirteen one o sixty five. By

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Speaker 3: the way, but here's a good one. Will yeah give

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Speaker 3: it cockroaches, raincroaches, cockroaches, Yeah, raised in space, become quicker.

489
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Speaker 1: It's way too complex, way too complex.

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Speaker 3: It's a quick in the dead thirty one six fives

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Speaker 3: small talks right up next and Will and modykis on

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Speaker 3: a Monday afternoon podcast. Will and what were a whisker

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Speaker 3: away from Australia's Easiest quiz five hundred dollars that you

494
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Speaker 3: guys can win there. But before we do it, let's

495
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Speaker 3: say he's got some good small talk in a Monday.

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Speaker 1: Sot you Australia's best small talker. Let's find out thirteen

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Speaker 1: one o six five.

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Speaker 3: If your small talk is good, you win what we

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Speaker 3: have stolen off Beck Judd's desk. Good price today would

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Speaker 3: all year Chris Um, Chrissy crack in mate, Hey.

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Speaker 10: Babe, So why then when you go to a pub

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Speaker 10: you can only one it's all, but when you're at

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Speaker 10: home you can eat ten.

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Speaker 1: I don't get you can get ten. You can get

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Speaker 1: ten snizles at a pub. Shocking question. Can you're here

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Speaker 1: on thurday one?

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Speaker 2: It certainly wasn't small talk to tell you that much, Tanya,

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Speaker 2: what's your small talk?

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Speaker 6: Oh, Will?

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Speaker 9: What are you?

511
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Speaker 1: We're good?

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Speaker 10: What do you think of the.

513
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Speaker 6: Days on the weekend?

514
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Speaker 2: I tell you what the hell do that? And the

515
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Speaker 2: buzzer will sound again if you try. David on thirty

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Speaker 2: one and six five, what's your small talk?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Interesting fact?

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Speaker 4: You win the flight team that tells you to pull

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Speaker 4: your safety best cord when you're leaving in the aircraft.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wood I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I know, but we're not judging them on whether we

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Speaker 2: love their chance.

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Speaker 1: I don't know whether it's been a small talk.

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Speaker 3: I just don't want to live the rest of my

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Speaker 3: life not knowing what it means when you pull the cord. Well,

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Speaker 3: I do, and unfortunately I don't need a majority vote

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Speaker 3: to carry on.

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Speaker 1: Wendy on thirty one and six five, what's your small talk?

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Speaker 5: Hi, guys, I need you to explain to me though,

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Speaker 5: Why is it Will and Woody and not Woody and Will.

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Speaker 1: That's a great question, Wendy.

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Speaker 3: That's a great question when you listen to the show, Wendy,

534
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Speaker 3: when you listen to the show, are you thinking, Gee,

535
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Speaker 3: wood he's definitely in charge here.

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Speaker 1: He should be the first name.

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Speaker 7: Well, i'd like to hear.

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Speaker 5: I'd like to hear Woody take charge.

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Speaker 1: You can win small talk today though, because you got

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Speaker 1: before I tell you what your prize has been a

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Speaker 1: small talk for you. Right back at you. You know,

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Speaker 1: cockroaches born. It's not small.

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Speaker 3: Wendy, Wendy, things are a bit skins today, but we've

544
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Speaker 3: still got you. From Beck Judd's desk, a Jess Malboy single,

545
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Speaker 3: a single, yes, not the album, it's just a single,

546
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Speaker 3: even get the record and a newspaper that he is

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Speaker 3: guaranteed that Beck was actually reading from.

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Speaker 1: So how's that, Wendy.

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Speaker 3: Fantastic easily satisfied our kind of listener. Australia's Quiz right up,

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Speaker 3: excuse podcasting Jessmeller.

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Speaker 1: Body on a Monday afternoon.

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Speaker 3: You know what time it is, guys, every day, five

553
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Speaker 3: hundred dollars to give away at five o'clock if you

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Speaker 3: can win Australia's Easiest Quiz.

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Speaker 7: Australis fine.

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Speaker 3: Today we've got Mark, Mark. There are thirty seconds on

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Speaker 3: the clock. You've got to get ten questions right. You

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Speaker 3: can on any question and we have to take your

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Speaker 3: first answer first.

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Speaker 1: How you feeling, Mark, I feel unlucky. You think you're lucky?

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Speaker 1: Why do you think you're lucky? Mark?

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Speaker 11: Wow?

563
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Speaker 10: Because I got to do the COIs talk to you guys.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got start to the week.

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Speaker 1: Bloody ears. You're on a heater. Mark, Let's let's get

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Speaker 1: that five hundred. I know he's on a heater. I

567
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Speaker 1: mean he got It's hard. I know the lines, but

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Speaker 1: it was Jackie.

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Speaker 2: Oh sure, I mean like you know anyway, Mark, look

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Speaker 2: all the best, mate, We're.

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Speaker 1: All cheering for you in here.

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Speaker 2: Thirty seconds, ten questions. That's the equation and you're ready

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Speaker 2: to go.

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Speaker 1: Yep, pretty has all of it.

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Speaker 3: Eight.

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Speaker 1: What season are we currently in?

577
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Speaker 2: Which actor was the voice of Woody and the Toy

578
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Speaker 2: Story Movies, Tom Hanks?

579
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Speaker 1: What's your second favorite vegetable? Karen?

580
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Speaker 2: We were the twenty sixteen Olympics held what's your favorite

581
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Speaker 2: m M's flavor?

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Speaker 3: Chocolate?

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Speaker 2: Who's the current host of Big Brother? What city is

584
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Speaker 2: also known as the City of Churches?

585
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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 2: How many syllables does the word kiss have? What's Michael

587
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Speaker 2: Phelps famous for?

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Speaker 1: Six?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Is you were good? Mark?

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Speaker 2: Can I just whatever happens? I mean, the answers are

592
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Speaker 2: out of my hands, but whatever happens here. You really

593
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Speaker 2: were bloody good and you know we sprowked this as

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Speaker 2: austral as easy as quiz smells like Australia's medium hardest quiz.

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Speaker 1: I mean that's how that felt. It's approaching times.

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Speaker 2: We're tough and the bosses were a bit worried about

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Speaker 2: that five hundred bucks worth. That's what you'd think with

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Speaker 2: that sort of quiz. But that couldn't be the case.

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Speaker 2: There might not be the case.

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Speaker 3: Couldn't be the case. Hey, Mark, I'm going to take

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Speaker 3: out of misery. You haven't quite got there, Mate, you

602
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Speaker 3: haven't got there. Like Will said, it was a good quiz,

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Speaker 3: quickly go through the ones you didn't get are your

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Speaker 3: pastor Yes, there you go, Mark, there you go. When

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Speaker 3: the pressures are why it comes to you. Also, the

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Speaker 3: syllables in the word kiss, it's just one, just one.

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Speaker 3: I struggle with the syllables though I really do in general,

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Speaker 3: Yes I do. I always try. Even at primary school

609
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Speaker 3: I was not strong on the syllables. Hey Mark, before

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Speaker 3: you go, mate, how many syllables in the world? Little two?

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Speaker 1: Very good?

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Speaker 4: Mark?

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Speaker 3: You sorry before you go, mate, got a question for you.

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Speaker 3: What's the most awkward thing you've experienced recently.

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Speaker 10: The other nine actually went out for the first time

616
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Speaker 10: to the apartment and walk into the ladies by mistake.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty awkward.

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Speaker 7: Mark.

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Speaker 1: Right up next, we're going to be having an awkward off.

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Speaker 3: I reckon. You're currently in the lead, so stay with us.

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Speaker 3: We're going to be hearing other awkward experiences. Right up

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Speaker 3: next is in a kiss?

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Speaker 1: Bad luck? Mark?

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Speaker 2: Hey, it's Will and what you on a Monday? Hope

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Speaker 2: everyone's at a wonderful start of the week. I got

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Speaker 2: a cracker of a tune to get through that bad

627
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Speaker 2: traffic in about fifteen minutes time, woulds well?

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Speaker 3: I want to have a bit of an awkward off

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Speaker 3: on the radio right now. Why do I want to

630
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Speaker 3: do it? Because Donald Trump has just been seen really

631
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 3: awkwardly walking down a ramp. That video is going bunter online.

632
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 3: It's obviously very visual, So I'll stop talking about it now.

633
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 3: But I can already best Trump. What have you got

634
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Speaker 3: a horrifically awkward moment last night on the couch with

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Speaker 3: the girl that I've been seeing for about four to

636
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Speaker 3: five weeks. Interesting, your girlfriend, her name is Joline.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure if we're calling it girlfriend. Just yet

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Speaker 1: will interesting, But I.

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Speaker 2: Wonder on how long that's going to take to slip

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Speaker 2: into that stage. Yeah, it's a good question of an

641
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Speaker 2: awkward chat, isn't it. It is an awkward chat?

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Speaker 3: And I had another awkward chat with her on the

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Speaker 3: couch which didn't go well. Was me trying to take

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Speaker 3: the next step. So let me take you back to

645
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Speaker 3: last night on the couch. She's actually going away this weekend.

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Speaker 3: So we were sort of plotting the week and when

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Speaker 3: can we see each other this week? And I said

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Speaker 3: to her, Uh, well, I've actually got family dinner on

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Speaker 3: Tuesday night, family dinner every Tuesday. And I said to her, Hey,

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Speaker 3: why oh no, why don't you come along to family

651
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Speaker 3: dinner on Tuesday night?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Pause, Oh it's a bit soon for that, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? What is it? And what do you

654
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Speaker 1: do there? What if she shuts you out? What if

655
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Speaker 1: she's just sorry? Comfort me? That is No, I'm not mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not trying to comfort you.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 3: You know, I live by the model that you've got

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Speaker 3: a lower expectations to impreve your reality. Would's like, I

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Speaker 3: wonder if she's just parrying and this week away that

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Speaker 3: she's got.

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Speaker 12: It's just you think that's when she's going to break

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Speaker 12: it off. Well, she might just go anyway, We'll move on.

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Speaker 12: She's got a job, she doesn't have to she just

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Speaker 12: leaves anyway. Well look, yeah, pretty awkward. I actually an

666
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Speaker 12: awkward one about you. I mean that's really awkward. Yeah,

667
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 12: very awkward Shock thirty one sixty five. If anyone wants

668
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 12: to join the awkward.

669
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 3: Off, Yeah, about a year ago, you and I walked

670
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 3: into a cafe and they were replaying a song parody

671
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 3: on the radio behind the barista that you'd done earlier

672
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 3: that morning on the radio your mid coffee order.

673
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 2: Obviously the barista didn't know that it was you that

674
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 2: was singing and new standing in front of him your

675
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 2: mid coffee order. He cuts you off, says sorry mate,

676
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 2: turns the radio down, comes back to you, and says, wow,

677
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 2: I think that's the worst thing to come out of

678
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 2: that speaker. I hope they don't pay that guy.

679
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 3: That was hard. I think I can top you on

680
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 3: cafes though. Here we are, here, we are now, by

681
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 3: the way, thirteen one oh sixty five. If you want

682
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 3: to join the awkward off, what's the most awkward thing

683
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 3: you have ever experienced. I'm in the lead right now,

684
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 3: but I'm firing right back at you. Will remember when

685
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 3: we were in a cafe and you were talking to

686
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 3: the waiter about your order and he said to you,

687
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 3: how's your morning going, and you said, oh, pretty good,

688
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 3: apart from that really annoying kid that's just there, like

689
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 3: if someone just shut that kid up. And the waiter said, yeah, yeah,

690
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 3: that's that's actually my.

691
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: Child, same cafe. Actually, yeah, we're doing an awkward off.

692
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 2: So if you can join in, it's kiss Willem Woody

693
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 2: Monday afternoon.

694
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 1: Well on a Monday afternoon.

695
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 2: Don't forget, guys, you can always stream us or even

696
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 2: if you miss anything, if you've got to get out

697
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 2: of the cart, download the iHeartRadio app. That's where the

698
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 2: podcast is. In the meantime, we're having a bit of

699
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 2: an awkward off.

700
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 3: Well, I think I'm sealing the lead if I'm to

701
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 3: be frank with you on the couch. Last night, I

702
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,719
Speaker 3: actually invited the girl that I'm seeing to family on

703
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 3: Tuesday night and she paused and said.

704
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: Ooh, probably a bit early for that. Yeah, that's all good.

705
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: That was the stinger I've got to I think I've

706
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: got one the top here. We'll go to John.

707
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 2: Oh, you go to John O, JOHNO on thurday and

708
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 2: one of six five you want to join the awkward off?

709
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 1: What have you got mate?

710
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 7: Good day?

711
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 8: Lad?

712
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 10: There you go?

713
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 3: Good?

714
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 11: Make it all right?

715
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 10: So I went camping for the first time last week

716
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 10: with more missus and we've been going out for two years.

717
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 10: Ye had to do a number two. So I've gone,

718
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 10: you know, walked off while she has done that, she

719
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:36,480
Speaker 10: set off the camp and she's actually returned after I've returned,

720
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 10: and she stepped in it. She's come back screaming, saying

721
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 10: up steps on today, I still have a solder.

722
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 3: John, mate, I'm sorry to ask you this live on

723
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 3: it John, would you be interested in making that phone

724
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 3: call to her and revealing that it was you?

725
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 7: Oh?

726
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 8: Does that work?

727
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: Don't know. We'll hold you up. We'll hold your number.

728
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: We'll hold your number.

729
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 3: It's amisserable, gear phenomenal. Let's go to Den. I think

730
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 3: he's in the lead though. By the way, this awkward off,

731
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 3: I'm devy going.

732
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: We're fantastic. We're having an awkward off. Join us. What

733
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 1: happen with you?

734
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:23,359
Speaker 11: Yeah?

735
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 6: Well, I definitely have an awkward moment for you. So

736
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 6: I teached at the Catholic School and it was my

737
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 6: first here there. Anyway, we're doing gifts of the Holy Spirit,

738
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 6: and I was drawing some pictures. We had to do

739
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 6: a pictures of the gifts, and I was trying to

740
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 6: do her thumbs up. So I'm modeling what we're doing.

741
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 6: And the more I drew a thumbs up, the more

742
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 6: it looks like a penis. And so I'm like, and

743
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 6: then I had the emoji in my head. Okay, let's

744
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 6: do the nail. So I threw the nail that looks

745
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 6: but the eyes of penis and then you know, fingers like.

746
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, where it's going there, it's going good stuff.

747
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 2: We've got Morgan here on Thurday and one of sixty

748
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 2: five Morgan, you reckon, you can win the awkward off.

749
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 9: Oh hey, guys, there are going yeah, very good, very good.

750
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 8: Okay.

751
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 7: So I work in property management.

752
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 5: About twelve months ago I leased a house to this

753
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 5: old Chinese couple. Yeah, and then it's come to their inspection.

754
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 5: Twelve months later, I put on about twenty to thirty

755
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 5: k whose thanks COVID, And then she asked me what

756
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 5: my name is.

757
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 7: I said, oh, my name is Morgan. She goes, oh,

758
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,319
Speaker 7: don't yeh another Morgan.

759
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 5: That works there.

760
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 7: I said no, no, no, no, there's someone else, Organs Morgan.

761
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 8: I said, I said no, no Christmas.

762
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,839
Speaker 7: She goes, yeah, leased me the house. I said, guy,

763
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,359
Speaker 7: it's like this was me.

764
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 6: I said, I put it from rate.

765
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 5: They're like, no, it can't be you know that.

766
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 1: I said, that's horrific. That's a horrific moment. That is

767
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 1: a early moment.

768
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 2: If we go to Cassie Wood's my un your friend

769
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 2: of our leagus, vitual friend of our legs.

770
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 1: Lovely guy.

771
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 2: Lovely Guy been quite shy to take home a lot

772
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 2: of people to his family. Took a girl home for

773
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 2: the first time one of the first times, got back

774
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,720
Speaker 2: to his house and he was showing her family album

775
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 2: photos of his family, and they're sitting there together. They've

776
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 2: been hooking up for a few weeks in the lead

777
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 2: up to this moment, yea. And he shows the family

778
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,760
Speaker 2: album and she recognizes one of the people in the photo,

779
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 2: said who is that and then said, oh, that's my

780
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 2: great grandfather and she said, oh, that's actually my great

781
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 2: grandfather too.

782
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: He's looking at with his sister.

783
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 2: His sister cousin wife, Cassie, you reckon, you can win

784
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 2: the awkward off.

785
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 5: I think I can.

786
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: Take us home.

787
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,760
Speaker 5: I'm a teacher and I started in a student space.

788
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 3: Questions put so many questions, How the hell did that happen? Cassie,

789
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 3: How do you get in that position?

790
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 5: Because when you when you think about it, I'm standing up,

791
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 5: wandering around the classroom and they're sitting down. So I'd

792
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 5: stopped to talk to a student and there was a

793
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 5: student behind him. Yeah, and completely silent classrooms, and it

794
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 5: just it just.

795
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: There, it was did he react, did he say? Did

796
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,240
Speaker 1: he say anything?

797
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:41,720
Speaker 5: They all pissed himselves. God, I keep it together.

798
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah?

799
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 11: Did you clear the room?

800
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 1: Did you say like.

801
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 3: Monday afternoons streaming on the iHeartRadio app woods.

802
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

803
00:37:55,239 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 2: Apparently you can tell who somebody is based on what

804
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 2: coffee they order. You were a barrista for a while.

805
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 2: I was once a barrister. This is true. This is true.

806
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,280
Speaker 1: Do you agree with the said hypothesis?

807
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but largely largely just it's just about it's just

808
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 2: about how much a wanker, how much of a wanker

809
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 2: they are, based on the size of the modifications.

810
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 3: Which is a pretty pretty pretty hard and fast rule.

811
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 3: If you're getting a half chai, half full chai extra

812
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 3: hot with almond milk, yeah, yeah, you're a bit of

813
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:31,360
Speaker 3: a wanker.

814
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:32,399
Speaker 1: Yeah sure, you know what I mean.

815
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 2: Also because you're putting the barrister through a dress. But

816
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 2: I'll tell you right now, like baristas have, they wake

817
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 2: up in cold sweats at nighttime hearing that sort of order.

818
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sure.

819
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 2: As an example, I ordered a Do you order an

820
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 2: almond milk chi oat milk, cardinal sin cardinals?

821
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,720
Speaker 3: Well, hang on a second, there's no there's no alterations there.

822
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:54,240
Speaker 3: I mean, like, that's just alterations.

823
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:55,879
Speaker 1: It's also the type of order.

824
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 2: But I'm saying the time of order you've altered. Not

825
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 2: only you even getting coffee, you're getting chai. You're not

826
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 2: getting a chai tea, you're getting a chai late. You're

827
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 2: not getting latte with normal milk, you're getting it with

828
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 2: oat milk. Sure, so they're the alterations. Do I get

829
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 2: saved from it if I've got allergies?

830
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 1: Uh? Potentially okay, but just get a black coffee? Yeah,

831
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 1: well that's my usual order.

832
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 2: Okay, So I want to talk to you about this

833
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 2: a little bit. Actually in particular the black coffee side

834
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 2: of things, because I think the rest of it's pretty

835
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:29,359
Speaker 2: much garbage except for the black coffee thing. You think

836
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,439
Speaker 2: that people that order black coffee a's sexier than people

837
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 2: that order milk coffee.

838
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: Took me from a soft five to a hard six.

839
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:36,840
Speaker 1: That's outrageous.

840
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 3: No, it's not outrageous because when I walk in there

841
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 3: and I order my long black, you get a knowing

842
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:44,720
Speaker 3: look of a guy who likes it bitter and strong.

843
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

844
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,919
Speaker 3: I can respect that and find that attractive. No, it's

845
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 3: just someone who does it a huge leave there. I

846
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 3: haven't you're very hugely.

847
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,359
Speaker 2: Explained to me again why it's sexy. Because you haven't

848
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 2: explained to me why it's sexy. You just explained what happens. Yeah, sure, okay, it's.

849
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 3: Sexy because it's just simple and I can handle strong

850
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 3: things in my mouth. That's what I That's what I

851
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 3: that's what I think.

852
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: Honestly, I will.

853
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 3: On three separate coffee dates with three different women, they

854
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 3: all went no, they went no, they went They almost

855
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 3: a long black Jesus, and they were like, that is no.

856
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 3: One said that I promise you. I promise you that

857
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 3: women have said to me before that's that's a whole round.

858
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: But I can't have it. Well, I can't have it,

859
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 1: you know I can't have it. I want to test this.

860
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: I reckon we should test it.

861
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 2: Here's my plan because once we do this, I just

862
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 2: we're bearing their hatchet because I'm so sick of you

863
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 2: saying that black coffee order is more sexy.

864
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,919
Speaker 1: We're going to call a cafe.

865
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 2: You're going to call or you're going to order a

866
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 2: milk coffee, a milk coffee. Sorry, you call up, you

867
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 2: order a black coffee. I call up by order a

868
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 2: milk coffee. Separate phone calls. They don't, they've got no

869
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 2: idea why we're calling. And then afterwards we call them

870
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 2: together and we say which one of us is sexier?

871
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: This will be embarrassing for you.

872
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:14,479
Speaker 3: Oh, turn me up next on kiss Hey.

873
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 1: It's kiss willing. What on a Monday afternoon?

874
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 2: If you're just joining us, Woods and I settling a

875
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 2: debate which will probably affect you. Actually, Wood seems to

876
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 2: think that people that order black coffee a sexier than

877
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,240
Speaker 2: people who order milk coffee.

878
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 3: Long black, not that espresso byes espresso espressos that just

879
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 3: long black.

880
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,240
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, longla about a makiato.

881
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 3: Alright, So because machiato is a bit try hard, I think, like,

882
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 3: what are you trying to be French? No Italian? Well whatever, obviously,

883
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:47,959
Speaker 3: So what we're going to do right now to test

884
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 3: this is we going to call a cafe. You're going

885
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,800
Speaker 3: to call up and order black coffee. I'm going to

886
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 3: call up in order milk coffee separately. Then what type

887
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 3: of milk coffee are you getting? That's important? Well what

888
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 3: am I allowed to get? I was just gonna get

889
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 3: a latte? Yeah, perfect, okay, I'll get a flat white,

890
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 3: then even even better, okay, perfect? All right, you bring

891
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 3: your flat I'm gonna get a strong flat white though, no,

892
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 3: that's that's fair, but strong. I'll get a strong long

893
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 3: black then this long backs are already strong. They'll tell

894
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 3: you that, oh yeah, but I'll say extra strong. Okay,

895
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 3: So I'll call first. Well why do you get to

896
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 3: go first?

897
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: Because you reckon? You're the sexy one.

898
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,319
Speaker 3: But I'm worried you're going to steal one of my

899
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 3: lines that I was practicing in the song have had

900
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 3: the unseasonable cold weather.

901
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 1: You can't take that line.

902
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:52,800
Speaker 11: I won't say that, Okay, alright, Hello, sure black cafe.

903
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 1: Are you good? There? My name's Frederick Here, you got

904
00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 1: man good?

905
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 2: I'm good. I'm very good. Unseasonably warm at the moment,

906
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 2: isn't it? Sorry, it's it's it's it's a little bit

907
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 2: warm at the.

908
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: Moment, isn't it. I can't hear man, I can't hear

909
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,760
Speaker 1: hello speaking Hello?

910
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 2: Hi there, Yeah no, I just put an order in

911
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,240
Speaker 2: to get a strong flat white.

912
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:25,399
Speaker 1: Yeah likes flat white, Yeah, hot, strong, large, awesome. I'll

913
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:26,720
Speaker 1: be down there in about five minutes.

914
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 3: Bye, okay, awful. So you think I did pretty well?

915
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 3: That was the second sounds alright? Well, then listen what

916
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 3: you've got. I'm glad you took because that went down

917
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 3: like a lead balloon. All right, let's call back long

918
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 3: black time baby.

919
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, how are slaving away?

920
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 7: Sorry?

921
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 3: I would I would absolutely love to that would that

922
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 3: would make my day? I said, I would absolutely love to.

923
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:08,439
Speaker 3: That would make my day. Can I please get your

924
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 3: hottest and longest black.

925
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 6: A long black place, long back, anything else?

926
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 1: Yeah? Can that be really strong? Please?

927
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 3: Uh huh?

928
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 1: Perfect?

929
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:21,280
Speaker 3: And that was large, large, long back, really strong?

930
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry very quickly before you go.

931
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 2: So my name is Will, this is what do we

932
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,359
Speaker 2: work at radio station? Just around the corner. Which one

933
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,240
Speaker 2: of them was a sexier order?

934
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 11: Which one of them is the what a more.

935
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 1: Attractive order or a sexier order?

936
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 7: I think that would be the long back?

937
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: I love you? So why why is the long black

938
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 1: and a sexier order?

939
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 10: I think it's much more maskilian.

940
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that'll be just a one large

941
00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:59,439
Speaker 4: long back really strong anything else.

942
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,919
Speaker 3: So it could probably just be a normal large long

943
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 3: black without the strength. Yeah, that's perfect now that I'm

944
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 3: not trying to be sexy. Yeah. Podcasting Ky Spell the

945
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 3: Money Monday, Right up next, the return of something I've

946
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,760
Speaker 3: always wanted to ask you. If you haven't heard this before,

947
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 3: Woods and I ask each other awkward, penetrating, even probing questions.

948
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: Are we bringing this back?

949
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are a lot of questions that we probably

950
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 2: shouldn't do on air, but it's my turn to ask

951
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:36,919
Speaker 2: you up next, so I thought i'd bring it back

952
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:44,799
Speaker 2: great one round kiss. Podcasting Killer Moody Monday afternoon. Hey

953
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 2: calm Jack, you right up next, but very quickly before

954
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:48,799
Speaker 2: we get to them, Woods.

955
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: Cool questions, Will and Woodies something I've always wanted to

956
00:45:55,400 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 1: ask something I've always wanted to ask you woulds. I

957
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: thought we stopped doing this because when I isolating together. Yeah,

958
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:06,919
Speaker 1: but it's true.

959
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 2: We create some awkward moments and it's good listening, mate,

960
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 2: tarsl baby, Now let's get down to it. So last

961
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:18,879
Speaker 2: night on Big Brother, the nice girl, the nice girl

962
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 2: on Big Brother, Yes, Talia, Oh she's on the air power.

963
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 1: She's not the one power. What are the chances I'm

964
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 1: talking about her? Now? Last night on Big Brother, Talia

965
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:32,320
Speaker 1: was evicted. Talia, you have been evicted.

966
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 3: I'm going to go home, loyal.

967
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 11: I'm going to go home not hurting anyone.

968
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 12: I've been one hundred cent me.

969
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 1: Sorry. Did someone recall that off their TV or something

970
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 1: like that?

971
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 2: You know, we haven't got audio views right now, so

972
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 2: all audio is recorded through cups on strings. She was

973
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 2: effectively thrown out of the house by the villain. Okay, Angela, I.

974
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 5: Have dethrawed the queen.

975
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 2: I came, I saw I conquer, all right, So last

976
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 2: night on the show, I feel like in Big Brother,

977
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 2: that was a great example of nice guys finishing last Sure,

978
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 2: Now we haven't got long because colmen Jack you are

979
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,720
Speaker 2: up next. They're actually speaking to Talia, and to be honest,

980
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:13,880
Speaker 2: I'm not sure you're gonna have a great answer, but

981
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 2: I thought i'd give you thirty seconds to try and

982
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 2: answer the question as best you can with examples if

983
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,800
Speaker 2: you can do nice guys almost finished last.

984
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 3: Okay, previously, yes, but I think, like I'm talking eighties, nineties,

985
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 3: early k thousands, I think, I think and recently, recently, recently,

986
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 3: I think the tides are turning because more and more

987
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,800
Speaker 3: stories are coming out about people being nasty behind the scenes.

988
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 1: I think now like examples are okay, l V.

989
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 3: Weinstein, Yes, Ellen DeGeneres, Yes, there's another one where it's

990
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 3: just from nothing's coming out to The most recently is

991
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 3: Lea Michelle, who's famous from Glee. Obvious, Yes, she was

992
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 3: obviously do an incredibly well. But all of a sudden,

993
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,280
Speaker 3: now I feel like, oh, you're out of more comfortable

994
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,879
Speaker 3: to reveal these stories and up and I think now

995
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 3: more than ever, it's really really important to just be

996
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 3: a nice person. It's anyone you interacted so good that

997
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 3: there was actually a very good answer, was.

998
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you very You're so proud of yourself. No,

999
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 1: it was, it was, it was very good.

1000
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 2: But the interesting thing is though we took you know,

1001
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 2: we talked about your Ellen's, Leah, Michelle's, you Harvey one season,

1002
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 2: and we can't throw a blanket over all of them

1003
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 2: because their offense is obviously very massive, massively in terms

1004
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 2: of how they are in inverted comm as bad people.

1005
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,879
Speaker 2: But they have effectively finished last those people. Now they're gone.

1006
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 2: But they did well up to a point. But you know,

1007
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 2: that's why the industry roots out, the roots out the weeds.

1008
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 1: That's my point.

1009
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 3: With the eighties, nineties, early two thousand, the mean people

1010
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,359
Speaker 3: were at Now, yeah, not so much.

1011
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 2: You ever worried it's going to be you, you know wood,

1012
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 2: you white law massive Dick turns out he was brutal

1013
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 2: to his stuff.

1014
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: I think Whitelaw having a massive might come out. But

1015
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: you know that's the only won't get back on that

1016
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 1: won't get better than that. We'll see it tomorrow from four.

1017
00:48:58,680 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 8: Podcasting.

1018
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 4: How