1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:04,240 Speaker 1: It's a special will and Woody podcast mini. The movie 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:08,840 Speaker 1: Cats was a genuine atrocity. It was a binfire in 3 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:11,760 Speaker 1: a dumb star inside a train wreck. It was a 4 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:12,640 Speaker 1: shocking movie. 5 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:16,079 Speaker 2: I never saw it, No me neither, But Andrew Lloyd Webber, 6 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:19,919 Speaker 2: who who was the originator of the film, the guy 7 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,479 Speaker 2: that wrote the score for Cats, went and watched it 8 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 2: and hated it so much that he went and bought 9 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,200 Speaker 2: a dog. What was like a. 10 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:34,200 Speaker 1: Therapy dog all round, just like, I'm so Overcats, Get 11 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: me a dog. 12 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:35,879 Speaker 2: Yeah. 13 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,840 Speaker 1: Here's what Ricky Gervais had to say about it. 14 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:42,600 Speaker 3: The world got to see James Cordon as a fat pussy. 15 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 3: It was also in the movie Cats, but no one 16 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:53,200 Speaker 3: saw that. And the reviews, oh shocking. I saw one 17 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 3: that said, this is the worst thing to happen to 18 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,160 Speaker 3: Cats since dogs. 19 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:01,760 Speaker 1: All right, and speaking of awful reviews, here is the 20 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 1: week in review. Thanks for our audio producer Tim. 21 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:14,679 Speaker 4: Previously, I'm Willen Woody. The show once described Yep, it's 22 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 4: been described once, which is really nice. 23 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:18,200 Speaker 3: Actually, we're feeling pretty. 24 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:20,399 Speaker 4: Good about ourselves this week as we're finally being nominated 25 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:21,040 Speaker 4: for an award. 26 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:25,480 Speaker 1: The ACRO nominated segments Phone Alone. 27 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:28,200 Speaker 4: For those who don't know. Acros are award for excellence 28 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:30,479 Speaker 4: in radio, so no one outside of the industry knows 29 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,319 Speaker 4: about and those within don't give. 30 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,119 Speaker 2: Us good Daniel, who are you in the car with. 31 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 4: Good Caine? 32 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:41,720 Speaker 3: Can you just say something romantic to Daniel if you can. 33 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 2: Kane's fingers crossed everybody. 34 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:51,920 Speaker 4: But if that doesn't work out, we've already got next 35 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 4: to his entry. 36 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 2: Ready got ninety nine problems. And this food ain't one, 37 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 2: ain't one. Is that a real restaurant or is that 38 00:01:59,280 --> 00:01:59,760 Speaker 2: a fake one? 39 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 1: I think it's fake. 40 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:02,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be that's a fake. 41 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:06,280 Speaker 4: I suppose The real question is do I think they 42 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:09,640 Speaker 4: deserve an acra? And to that I say, yesterday's show started. 43 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:12,000 Speaker 1: Like this, good afternoon, everyone bloody had pumped it to. 44 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:12,519 Speaker 3: Have with you. 45 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,520 Speaker 2: Gee whiz, I've lost my words earlier. 46 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 1: I might need the opener and then I'll gather myself 47 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 1: IM be back on the other side, and ended like this, 48 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:20,800 Speaker 1: see Amorican falker. 49 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,519 Speaker 4: But yes, that is what you thought it was. 50 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:27,640 Speaker 1: Do you find a guy with a puppy attractive? 51 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 2: Do you want their penis? 52 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:29,680 Speaker 1: If they've got a purchase? 53 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 4: Well it was a fan note from Serena what a 54 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 4: brad of dog is that? Did you say, oh, it's 55 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:35,160 Speaker 4: a Schnaza? 56 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 3: Sorry? 57 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:44,119 Speaker 4: But Donald was very on board. I love the snounter, Yeah, 58 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:47,799 Speaker 4: I love. How about you come to coffy with me 59 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,399 Speaker 4: and then a wine and we'll see what happens after 60 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:52,680 Speaker 4: that and your dog can make myself My. 61 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,080 Speaker 3: Parents are off Donald's. 62 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 4: Only this week? What's got professional Instagram stalk at Emma 63 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 4: bonta door deep? Did Will's now stackn on Instagram page? 64 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 1: She found out more about me than I knew about myself. 65 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:05,960 Speaker 1: I I'd forgotten about a lot. 66 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 4: Of that in three minutes. 67 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 2: Will attended the Melanoma WA Ball in twenty fifteen. You 68 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,639 Speaker 2: tagged the stylist. Is that a common play from you? 69 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:14,960 Speaker 1: Given they've got zero followers? And I might have been 70 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:15,919 Speaker 1: going for a gag there. 71 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,559 Speaker 2: I think they lost all their followers after they styled. 72 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 4: You not to be left out. Let's tell a story 73 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 4: about one of his experiences on the Red Carpet. 74 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,519 Speaker 2: I was on the Red Carpet for the Hobbit and 75 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:29,079 Speaker 2: I I went to go and interview one of the 76 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:30,679 Speaker 2: Hobbits and I said to a bloke. Next thing, I 77 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,399 Speaker 2: was like, which hobbit is that? I don't know which 78 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:32,800 Speaker 2: hobbit that. 79 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:37,480 Speaker 1: Is, and he goes, mate, that's the Prime Minister's that's 80 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:42,000 Speaker 1: John Kee, And I was like, I mean shit, that's 81 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: why we got fired. 82 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 2: You're firing about two weeks ago. 83 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,680 Speaker 1: Wood stitched me up and covered me in a bucket 84 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 1: of flower, But today I got my revenge. In order 85 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 1: to continue talking about the Rollerblades, you have to try 86 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 1: and complete a lap of this radio st in under 87 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:02,720 Speaker 1: forty seconds. 88 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, blade Man's here, blade Man, check in, play my music. 89 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:12,360 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, Woods, your time starts now. 90 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 3: Blad Man's off, blad Man's off, going down the red. 91 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:16,880 Speaker 4: Oh, I'm down. 92 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 1: I'm down, Final straight, final straight, bringing it home, bringing 93 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:24,039 Speaker 1: it home. 94 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 3: Dimma, I can't see. 95 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:29,720 Speaker 4: I can't say. 96 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 3: Listen anything or want to hear it again. 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