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Speaker 2: Yeah, so pretty well, so yeah, I mean today, look

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Speaker 3: You'll hear this in the show.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it was a miss like it was

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Speaker 1: The good intention was shrouded.

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Speaker 4: Actually certainly, I certainly couldn't see it when I got

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Speaker 1: I wanted to give you because you're secured.

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Speaker 2: You don't practice these things, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 2: Like you know when they set off fire alarms and attack.

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Speaker 4: Just quite a bit, you know, like the birth and

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Speaker 4: like what we're going to do. And there's like a

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Speaker 4: she needs to go to the hospital. We've got stuff

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Speaker 4: that's lined up that end. Yeah, you're you're sworded.

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Speaker 3: I won't get involved there but getting.

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Speaker 1: Them, nor would you be welcome to be.

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Speaker 2: I have inserted myself that if I was worried. But

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Speaker 2: I'm comfortable with your home plate. But media standards do

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Speaker 2: we Yeah, yeah, fine, you're ticking boxes, okay, but I'm

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Speaker 2: just concerned about you getting home fast enough.

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Speaker 3: So today I gave you address rehearsal.

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Speaker 1: I was down. I was at the bottom of the building.

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Speaker 3: In a minute, slow, way too slow. You stopped.

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Speaker 1: Labor can go for forty eight hours.

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Speaker 4: You know, this is what I'm going to miss the

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Speaker 4: start unless I'm with her, but going to get the

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Speaker 4: contractions and she's going to call me. You know, she

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Speaker 4: might even wait to the radio shows finished for men

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Speaker 4: to let me know. Really well, depending on the intensity

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Speaker 4: of the of the contraction, like if there's a big

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it can be ages that would really do me.

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Speaker 1: As I do know pretty quickly.

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Speaker 4: A bit what it's nice for you and what isn't

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Speaker 1: Well, it's not yet.

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Speaker 2: Can I just say it should because I get a

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Speaker 2: bit stressed obviously if you leave halfway through the show,

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Speaker 2: I've got an hour of radio to do it by myself.

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Speaker 3: That seems very stressful.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, terrible, yeah, as well for Australia to listen to it.

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Speaker 3: So Yeah, that'd be super handy if she could wait

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I should think we should spend the rest

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Speaker 1: What do you mean, do you leave the building?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm thinking tomorrow you set up a whole

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Speaker 3: I'll set up a slippery win.

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Speaker 1: Because there will be slipper And what are we talking

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Speaker 3: Yes, and I'll put in a whole bunch of things

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Speaker 4: Before I leave, because I was a clean shot out

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Speaker 3: I might lock a door. You got to kick down

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Speaker 2: A grandma might be injured on the ground to get

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Speaker 1: Just just well, no, there might be other things that come.

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Speaker 3: Up, exactly right.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I've got a hitch hike home.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you keep downstairs. Your bike tires are slashed.

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Speaker 3: What are you going to give you?

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Speaker 1: You slash of his drill? I will kill you.

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Speaker 2: That's the wrong attitude, that's the wrong attitude. You go

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Speaker 2: to the immense solutions, not who slashed my time?

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Speaker 1: I will kill you.

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Speaker 1: I ever know enough uncertainty. Don't need to be will

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Speaker 4: Either be doing some sort of tough mutter mins birth

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's a trial for how I can get out

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Speaker 4: Though? Like I just like, if I'm like having a

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to leave the conversation cordially, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, well, I mean nice, have a bit of cordiality.

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Speaker 3: And then if I'm being honestly, you don't want to

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Speaker 1: Fair enough? What do you mean? I would just say

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, I've got to go.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's an easy obstacle. I'll set up some hard ones.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you what the obstacles are.

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Speaker 2: Put some snakes down or something.

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Speaker 1: Right, We'll see you tomorrow. Thanks for joining us. By

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Speaker 1: This is.

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Speaker 4: The Will and Woody podcast, Woods I Reckon.

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Speaker 1: This is the best story of the year today. She

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Speaker 1: is big bar Jat's cracker.

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Speaker 3: So high Bar.

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Speaker 4: It's all about a ninety year old Italian woman, the

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Speaker 5: Cake by the Ocean, love cake well or Oka cake.

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Speaker 1: By Italy doesn't roll off the tongue as well, But

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Speaker 4: Is a cracker. So Medimeon, that's her name. She turned

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Speaker 3: Is beautiful birthday, Medimeon.

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Speaker 1: It's merry excuse me not anyway.

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Speaker 4: So when she was thirteen, When she was thirteen years old,

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Speaker 3: Beautiful spot.

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Speaker 1: I lived in Italy for a little while. I studied

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Speaker 3: Did you ever pop into Vincenzo?

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Speaker 4: So anyway, so she's thirteen years old. World War two

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Speaker 4: It's nineteen forty five. So the US Army has arrived

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Speaker 4: Sure, Now I'm saying that because I want to try

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Speaker 1: They took it. What sort of cake, don't know what

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Speaker 3: It was pretty important detail.

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Speaker 4: It was a birthday cake. It was merry Meon's birthday cake.

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Speaker 4: Oh right, she's a thirteen year old girl. The US

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Speaker 4: Army see a birthday cake on the window. They're hungry soldiers.

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Speaker 4: They're marching through. They nab it, they scoff it.

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Speaker 1: But like all their Christmases came at once.

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Speaker 4: They're walking through, they're starving there on scrations and scraps,

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Speaker 3: It's not a serve your rife. Putting the cake in

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Speaker 2: Si, No, I just I don't know how I feel

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Speaker 2: about it. Cool it inside, you know how it's like

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Speaker 2: That's what Marry me on, Marry me on, mum put

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Speaker 2: the I think people do this, they put the cake

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Speaker 4: Anyway, they had this, They had this big celebration for us.

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Speaker 4: She turned ninety and the US Army rocked up with

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Speaker 1: How good is that? We're gonna get out of here? Well,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna go. We're just gonna go to a song.

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Speaker 1: Great sorry though, amazing story. They will the morning. Hope

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Speaker 3: Okay, if you're get rid of bebs.

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Speaker 2: If you can't listen to this and you think that

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Speaker 3: Because it's a bit of a stitch. I woul play here.

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Speaker 3: We've set Will up to think that his baby is

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Speaker 2: So he's just sprinted outside the station, obviously to go

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Speaker 3: Can you hear or see Will yet? Because he should

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Speaker 9: Of here, I can't.

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Speaker 10: I can't hear him coming down the stairs.

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Speaker 2: That's slow. That's that's really slow. That's slow from Will.

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Speaker 2: I mean, and this is why I'm doing this.

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Speaker 3: This is ok ok So you have to tell him

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Speaker 2: to tell me Hello Will, Yes and time now, mate,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but you haven't even broken a minute there?

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Speaker 3: That was That was not a.

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Speaker 6: Good runs, not funny.

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Speaker 1: It's a.

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Speaker 10: No.

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Speaker 2: I agree, it's not funny because you were slow. You

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Speaker 2: But Analys has just won fifty bucks because her band

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, are you okay?

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Speaker 4: You're trying to call damn and I was like, why

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Speaker 4: why are you not picking up?

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Speaker 3: Like what is going on?

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Speaker 1: Ah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so Sam doesn't know anything about this, so yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 1: Great, love you guys.

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Speaker 3: Also, have you left your banana? Can I eat your banana?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 2: No, fair enough, Well it's already gone anyway, you're losing

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Speaker 2: in a will and body.

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Speaker 3: Will should be back soon. Oh oh, you are listening

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Speaker 3: a Will and Woody now will Yes, if Australia's.

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Speaker 2: Just joining us, I did just give you a dress rehearsal,

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Speaker 4: I just walked past the meeting room, and obviously they

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Speaker 1: And this guy was just like, that's really not cool,

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Speaker 4: Just about it your false baby alone you. I'm not

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Speaker 2: Perfect practice prevents piss poor performances. My year two teacher

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Speaker 3: So effectively, you know poop Pant's awful behavior.

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Speaker 1: Shocking bloke.

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Speaker 2: He sent you a fake signal and you just barreled,

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Speaker 1: But that.

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Speaker 1: Well? I had to say my bag with me?

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Speaker 9: Why?

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Speaker 1: You put my rain jacket.

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Speaker 3: You are on I'm just realiz, I'm shure.

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Speaker 3: How was your weekend? Shocking?

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Speaker 4: And it's really it's actually like living with any uncertainty

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Speaker 4: So she's she's gone into full like baby could happen

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Speaker 3: So poop Pants was there? Poop Pants? How was he

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Speaker 1: Literally that beer was gone within about two minutes.

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Speaker 3: Gee whiz. And I heard you weren't wearing pants either.

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Speaker 3: They're all over the place. You're all over the place.

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Speaker 4: I did try and do this story at the start

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Speaker 3: To defend I was giving you a dress rehearsal.

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Speaker 2: I was a bit concerned about you not, you know,

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Speaker 3: A practice run and you did poorly.

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Speaker 2: So I'm actually going to spend the week actually getting

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Speaker 1: So I don't think you understand us.

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Speaker 3: This is my training. You'll feel so much.

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Speaker 1: I don't want training.

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Speaker 3: You need to know I don't.

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Speaker 4: I just need to get home and see my partner

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Speaker 4: and be supported by my team.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, you can see that.

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Speaker 4: Video online Will and Woody a little bit later, and

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Speaker 4: I'm sure because everyone had a good laugh at it.

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Speaker 3: God, the officer so sensitive they are.

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Speaker 1: They're a sensitive bunch. Anyway, do you wish you could

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Speaker 4: Well, that ties nicely into my phone topic one six

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Speaker 1: For doesn't necessarily need to be as a kid, Like,

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Speaker 4: Someone ages ago and you wish you could apologize to them?

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Speaker 1: You didn't get a chance to apologize.

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Speaker 4: So the reason we're talking about this is the US

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Speaker 10: But tell me.

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Speaker 3: Wild.

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Speaker 1: That is wild, so marry me on. She was she

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Speaker 4: She was in the Italian village of San Pietro near Vicenza.

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Speaker 1: Weird, weird.

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Speaker 3: I started that, Yeah, and I'm.

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Speaker 1: Not sure I think it needs to dry. The cake

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Speaker 3: How humid your house did you live in a sauna? Well,

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Speaker 4: They are in Italy, could be a it's not particularly

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Speaker 1: No, it's hot. It's hot in the south though.

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Speaker 4: They might have been in Puya or Sardana or Embla, anyway,

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Speaker 6: I used to study that.

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Speaker 4: But marry me On's cake was in the window. Her

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Speaker 4: They pinched the cake totally wild. Seventy seven years later

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Speaker 4: they had a cake ceremony for her.

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Speaker 1: She turned ninety on Friday, and they brought her a cake.

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Speaker 3: That's actually beautiful. They finished the story.

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Speaker 1: Really really lovely.

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Speaker 4: Sergeant Peter Wallace said, it was a little awkward to

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Speaker 1: It was seventy mines ago.

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Speaker 3: Mate, Was it Wallaceton?

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Speaker 2: Was it?

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Speaker 3: Did they name it wasn't? Did they name the soldier?

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Speaker 1: No, it wasn't Wallace. Here this is one hundred and

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Speaker 3: Did they name the soldier?

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Speaker 2: Though?

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Speaker 1: I think there was the whole Platurn mat.

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Speaker 4: It was just one soldier who ate one cake. We

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Speaker 1: Her eyes out when they gave her this cake.

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Speaker 4: Wiping tears away, she said it was the Honestly, her

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Speaker 4: happiness turned into disappointment immediately.

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Speaker 1: She said it was one of the happiest days of

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Speaker 3: I mean, her disappointment turned into happiness.

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Speaker 1: What did I say?

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Speaker 2: That happiness turned into disappointment when she tried the cake

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Speaker 2: and it tastes like shit?

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Speaker 10: What is this?

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Speaker 1: Coles?

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Speaker 4: Those coals made cakes are good and we love coals

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Speaker 4: on this show now third and one six five Like

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Speaker 4: the US Army, I'd love to hear from you guys.

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Speaker 4: Did you dog someone ages ago and you haven't apologized

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Speaker 4: for it? Did you dack someone in your class?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Did you? Did you read over someone's shoulder and cheat?

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Speaker 4: Now's your chance to repent?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Okay, did you glad wrap someone's toilet? Third one six five.

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Speaker 4: We'll take the calls right up next your chance to

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Speaker 4: apologize live on air with Will th six five. Open

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Speaker 4: up the phone lines here if you want to give

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Speaker 4: us a tinkle.

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Speaker 1: On your Monday.

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Speaker 4: What did you do to someone as a kid that

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Speaker 4: you'd like to apologize for? Regret words, We've got to repent,

456
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Speaker 4: You've got to repent.

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Speaker 2: I pretty much gas lit my friend. I mean before

458
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Speaker 2: gas line was even a thing.

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Speaker 3: But we were like in effectively your time, weren't you?

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

461
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Speaker 2: We were effectively in the same area sleeping, sleepover my pants,

462
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Speaker 2: but that spread so he was wet too.

463
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Speaker 1: Oh, we were in the same bed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we were.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how, I think top and times whatever, Yeah, sure,

466
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Speaker 2: whatever moves. I convinced him that, I convinced him that.

467
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Speaker 3: Extraordinary, totally got away with it, never apologized.

468
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Speaker 2: I think he might have started wearing adult like diapers

469
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Speaker 2: because it was like awful.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, myself cruel, Yes, and I never, I never. I

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Speaker 3: feel terrible.

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Speaker 4: Did you apologize to your sister for also urinating in

473
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Speaker 4: her sippy cup?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Profusely? Okay, profusely, prefousely.

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Speaker 1: Fair enough, button pusher, Tom, you'd like to apologize?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, When I was six years old, we were getting

477
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Speaker 8: paid for every can we collected after the big Grand

478
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Speaker 8: Final Day party place, so we decided to steal the

479
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Speaker 8: beers out of the fridge and empty them in the garden,

480
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Speaker 8: and or a lot of cans back it was fifty

481
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Speaker 8: cents a can, not from the government, from the from.

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Speaker 1: From the three dollars six at.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Lisa, Lisa, you wantn't apologize to someone

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Speaker 4: for something you did as a kid.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: So in prep there was a pretty competition and it

487
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Speaker 10: was me.

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Speaker 7: And another kid left in the finals, and I knew

489
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Speaker 7: he would beat.

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Speaker 10: Me, so I bit my own hand and blames it

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Speaker 10: on him.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's his name, Lisa?

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Speaker 10: His name was Zach.

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Speaker 1: I don't apologize to him now.

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Speaker 6: So unfortunately he passed away this year.

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Speaker 10: I actually never got to apologize.

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Speaker 1: Lay Well, now's your chance, mate, go for it.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, sorry Zach.

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Speaker 10: But on the other hand, I actually got caught out

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Speaker 10: because I had a missing truth and the teacher could

501
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Speaker 10: see was a missing tooth.

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Speaker 1: What a story. She's a lot of tops and turns.

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Speaker 1: There isn't it?

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Speaker 4: Mark on thirty one and six five? You don't apologize

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Speaker 4: to something you did as a kid. It was a

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Speaker 4: real ton shift. No one saw Zach is dad. No

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Speaker 4: one saw it coming. We all not now, Mark is

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Speaker 4: the kid dead?

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Speaker 3: No, he could be Oh, that's fair.

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Speaker 6: I don't know. So it's this one is I was

511
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Speaker 6: actually thinking about this, and this is twenty five years ago.

512
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Speaker 6: It happened about it today, probably about three hours ago.

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Speaker 6: I was thinking about this kid. So I set the

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Speaker 6: scene at the Daneyknong roller skating rink in the ninety

515
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Speaker 6: and We've just finished roller Limbo, of course, and I'd

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Speaker 6: fallen over, and I'd come to mom and had a

517
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Speaker 6: big egg on my head and splitting blood. Gone either,

518
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Speaker 6: and She's gone, what's happened? You know what's going on?

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Speaker 6: And said, you know, I fell over? And then for

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Speaker 6: whatever reason, I thinered a random kid in the park

521
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Speaker 6: and I said he pushed me. Oh no, next second,

522
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Speaker 6: like he's bigger than Ben. His mom dragged him off.

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Speaker 6: He was screaming, He's like do anything, Like I didn't

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Speaker 6: do it, and I feel terrible about I feel terrible

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Speaker 6: about it.

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Speaker 1: Mark, like what I didn't do?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 2: Were you just embarrassed that you fell over and felt

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Speaker 2: that you needed to someone?

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Speaker 6: But I shouldn't have been embarrassed, because I think I'd

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Speaker 6: want to slash you from rolling bow.

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Speaker 4: So you already had a slushy in your hands and

533
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Speaker 4: it was just like it was.

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Speaker 1: Just like power, power corrupts everyone. Mark, you're at the top.

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Speaker 1: You saw a little timmy and you just you binned him.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that is I think we need to find that

537
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Speaker 3: kid that That.

538
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Speaker 1: Was a great idea.

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Speaker 3: Were you Mark a traumatic mane?

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Speaker 1: Mark? What year was that? What year was that? Mark?

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Speaker 6: Oh jeez, everything, probably like early nineties.

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Speaker 4: We'll get back to you because I reckon if you

543
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Speaker 4: were at the Danionong. If you're at the Danianong skate

544
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Speaker 4: rink roller skating rink early nineties, early nineties, I can remember,

545
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Speaker 4: and you got pulled from around for pushing over another

546
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Speaker 4: kid and you were just sitting there enjoying your Sonny boy.

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Speaker 1: We'll speak to you later.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Diane. Now, Diane, what did you do?

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Speaker 6: Hello?

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Speaker 4: Will?

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Speaker 6: Camping as a family and I locked all the toilet

552
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Speaker 6: doors on my brother and he had a number two

553
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Speaker 6: accidents and he still denys it to this day.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean what do you mean number two?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I just got it. I thought you locked him

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Speaker 3: inside the toilet.

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Speaker 6: You locked him out.

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Speaker 3: That's good stuff.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for walking us through that, Boods. I think we're

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Speaker 1: all there a long time on Monday.

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Speaker 10: Coming up next.

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Speaker 3: More Will and Woody, The Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Pete Davidson Will who is currently dating Kim Kardashian, of course,

565
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Speaker 2: from the Kardashians.

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Speaker 1: On Disney, of course on Disney.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Disney bought it.

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Speaker 1: Gee Whizz.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't know how much for.

570
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Speaker 4: But are they gonna are they also going to air

571
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Speaker 4: Kim's new sex tape?

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Speaker 3: Well, they talk about it. Sorry I've shown too much there. Yes,

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Speaker 3: I've watched a few episodes they discuss it.

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Speaker 1: But will Disney hear it?

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Speaker 4: You know, Disney Plus because Gee Whiz with their downloads go.

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Speaker 4: I mean, like, don't get me wrong, it's Disney Plus,

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00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 4: so you know, probably not, probably not, probably not. But

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Speaker 4: unless you're Disney fight like you animated, just throw it

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Speaker 4: an out there. You animated it, animated the I don't

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Speaker 4: think it's going to change it the tape.

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Speaker 1: It's still going to be explicit material, animated or not.

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Speaker 3: If it was carturned, you'd sort of have a giggle anyway.

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Speaker 2: Pete Davidson has been spotted leaving the Fonder Theater Will

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Speaker 2: in Los Angeles, and it appears that he has got

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Speaker 2: yet another tattoo for Kim Kardashian quite extraordinary. So if

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Speaker 2: you have missed it, he's already got a couple He's

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Speaker 2: written on himself, My girl is a Lawyer, which is

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Speaker 2: about Kim.

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Speaker 3: He also branded a K on himself, so not a tattoo.

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Speaker 2: He's burnt a K right onto his chest, and he's

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Speaker 2: been seen with a new tattoo which looks like he's

592
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Speaker 2: just done letters of her and her four children. So

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Speaker 2: it's k ns CP for k North Saint Chicago and PSALM.

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Speaker 2: Sure now, well K.

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Speaker 1: And SC but they could be an acronym for something

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Speaker 1: else though.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why it's just speculation at this point.

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Speaker 1: Will Well, what else could the acronym stand for?

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Speaker 3: I know you you're the wordsmith. What else could K

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Speaker 3: N SCP stand.

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Speaker 4: For kids not secreting chocolate perfunctorily? Mmmm?

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Speaker 3: Well, no, I mean I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Totally.

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Speaker 2: It is a fifty fifty, but I do want to

605
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Speaker 2: focus Will on like grand gestures of love that people

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Speaker 2: make at the start of relationships.

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Speaker 4: Like when you've got a tattoo with your partner, Mimi, Well, yes,

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Speaker 4: very early on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that I'd say that the matching Harry Potter tats.

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Speaker 3: We remember that, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I do believe we have audio of the moment

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Speaker 2: that will revealed.

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Speaker 3: I revealed the tattoo too.

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Speaker 1: Will beautiful. I think memory lane, I'd love to hear that.

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Speaker 3: I'll let Tom find that one. But before that, so thirty.

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Speaker 1: One sixty grand gesture of love early on, and this is.

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Speaker 2: I really want to focus on whether it's a good

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Speaker 2: thing to do or a really bad thing to.

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Speaker 1: Do grand gestures.

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Speaker 2: Yes, right, So if you have experienced fun thirteen one

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Speaker 2: oh six five grand gestures of love, someone doing something

622
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:34,160
Speaker 2: outrageous for you early in the relationship, if you had that,

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Speaker 2: give us a call or if you've been the one

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Speaker 2: to do it.

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Speaker 3: Not just tats, no, no, no, we'll take take tats.

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Speaker 1: We'll take big tats every day of the week. Babe.

627
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but I'm opening the door any any huge

628
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,919
Speaker 2: gesture that someone made really early in the relationship. Yes,

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Speaker 2: because based on the gesture that you share with us, Yes,

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Speaker 2: I want us will to try and guess if they're

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Speaker 2: still together.

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Speaker 3: Wow, because you'd argue that most times you over something

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Speaker 3: grand early on. Yeah, it doesn't work out for you.

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Speaker 4: So you and Mim got tats early on and it worked. Yeah,

635
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 4: but you just got engage.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you for bringing that up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I also got a tattoo of a horse on

638
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 2: my foot yeah, for a former Bachelor and Paradise contestant.

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00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 3: Ah, and that didn't.

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Speaker 4: Work out, Laura, Yes, well arguably it worked out so

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00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,159
Speaker 4: at the moment. No, yeah, you know you weren't with

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Speaker 4: her long term didn't work out, so it didn't work out.

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Speaker 2: Me fifty as the subject, I'm a fifty to fifty Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Right now we find out if grand gestures early in

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Speaker 2: a relationship do work or not.

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Speaker 3: So give us a call if you've experienced one. On

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Speaker 3: thirteen one oh six five.

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Speaker 1: Next, I'm Will and Muddy.

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Speaker 4: Gee was I mean it's a strange sentence, isn't it

650
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 4: that once got a tattoo of a horse on my

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Speaker 4: foot for a former Bachelor and Paradise contestant.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, crazy time all true though, Yeah.

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00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally wild. Will and Woody got a running theory.

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Speaker 3: Well no, I don't.

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Speaker 2: I'm on the fence about a fairy, all right, But

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Speaker 2: we are talking about grand gestures of love, and most

657
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Speaker 2: specifically grand gestures of love, outrageous gestures of love early

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Speaker 2: in a relationship.

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Speaker 4: And now you're on the fence, because you're a living

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Speaker 4: proof of the fact that the grand gesture can either

661
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Speaker 4: work or not work.

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Speaker 2: On the not work side, I got a tattoo of

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Speaker 2: a horse on my foot, which I showed to a

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Speaker 2: Laura from Bachelor in Paradise on our first date, thinking

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Speaker 2: that would impress her.

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Speaker 3: It did not, and we never had another date. On

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Speaker 3: the flip.

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Speaker 2: Side, with my current fiance, a couple of weeks into

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Speaker 2: our relationship, we got matching tattoos.

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Speaker 1: You did what if you go into your arm?

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Speaker 3: Huh, cut Mar, come on.

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Speaker 1: Badly, m you need a tattoo. What did you get?

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Speaker 3: I have got a tattoo this morning. We got matching tats.

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Speaker 3: And now we're in aged Yeah. So, as he said,

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Speaker 3: I'm right on the fence here. So what we're going

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Speaker 3: to do here?

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Speaker 2: People are calling us with grand gestures of love they've

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Speaker 2: expressed early in their relationships, and then we are guessing

679
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 2: we're based on the gesture. Are these people still together?

680
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 2: A little bit of fun for everyone in the cars

681
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 2: as well. I mean I would have thought, so let's

682
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 2: go to Jen here, Jen, what was he this was

683
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 2: his grand gesture of love?

684
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 10: Yes? It was here?

685
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 3: What did he do?

686
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 10: He had my name tattooed on his ring finger.

687
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 3: Oh, on his ring finger, yeah.

688
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 10: On his ring finger. Yeah, on his wedding ring finger.

689
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 3: How early.

690
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 10: Three months?

691
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 2: Oh, she's super I mean super awkward if you're not

692
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 2: together now, because yeah, well really yeah, he's read he's

693
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 2: got wedding finger Jenny.

694
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, well he's he's got Jenny on his finger, he said,

695
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 4: he finger Jenny.

696
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: But Jen, I don't think you're still together.

697
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 10: You're right, we're not.

698
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, God, do you know what he ended up doing

699
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 2: to the finger.

700
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 10: He's actually still got it on his wedding finger. He

701
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 10: married somebody else. Yeah, yeah, it's still there. Yeah, he

702
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 10: won't get it removed. She did ask him, though, in mind,

703
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 10: this is going back about twenty two years ago.

704
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 4: To be cute, you know, a twenty year old Tet's like, oh,

705
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:28,959
Speaker 4: you know, an old flame.

706
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: I was just a kid. Mimi would laugh about the

707
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 1: fact that you've got the horse on your foot.

708
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 3: Yes, we do laugh about that. First.

709
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go to April here, a April, what was

710
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 2: the grand gesture you received early in your relationship.

711
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 9: I had a guy buying a ticket to Japan for

712
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 9: our first date.

713
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 3: At what stage of the day did he drop the

714
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 3: tickets to Japan.

715
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 9: It was literally like he approached me and said, hey,

716
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 9: I bought us tickets to Japan. Do you want to

717
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,160
Speaker 9: go on a date with me?

718
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 3: And did you go?

719
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 9: I did?

720
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 3: Gee?

721
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 9: Whiz?

722
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 3: So how long were you in Japan for for the

723
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 3: first date?

724
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 9: Forties?

725
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 1: Wow? Is what did you do in Japan? What did

726
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: you do?

727
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 9: General sighting, look at temples, walking around the forest, lovely

728
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 9: cherry blossoms.

729
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 3: I imagine cherry blossoms, not cherry season.

730
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: Might not have been the season.

731
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 4: We actually booked a sex hotel in Japan for a

732
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 4: week because it was much cheaper than booking another hotel.

733
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, you might have stayed there, who knows. It's a

734
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 2: pretty popular spoke now.

735
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 3: I actually this.

736
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 1: Isn't a leather floor in the shower.

737
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 3: That is true.

738
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 2: And cushions, waterproof cushions, and it was a circle beard

739
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 2: And when I went to go and get the freebie

740
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 2: shampoo and conditioner, just condoms, I actually think you're still together?

741
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 9: That would be correct?

742
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 4: That is I mean, like, really, it's funny, isn't it?

743
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 4: This line that were talked about thanks to the call iro.

744
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: This is this? You know? Is it a beautiful thing?

745
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: To do for someone or is it creepy.

746
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 3: Fun and spontaneous or creepy. It's a fine line. It's

747
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 3: clear here, Claire. What was his grand gesture, hid Claire?

748
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 7: Hello, the grand gester is he offered me to help

749
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 7: me with my citizenship, with your citizenship?

750
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 3: So that to be so? How early did he offer

751
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 3: to help with that?

752
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 7: On? Three months?

753
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 4: When when you offer to help you, Claire may marry me?

754
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 1: Do you marry you?

755
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 3: Wow?

756
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 4: To get it over the line, Claire, I reckon you accepted.

757
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: You're still with the big fella and you're about to

758
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: have a kid.

759
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 7: I am with himself, but I already had my deship,

760
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 7: but not through him through my work.

761
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 4: Right, anti climax, But sound don't together, don't worry you

762
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 4: get caught.

763
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 1: Up into my new shirt.

764
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 3: I'm completely missda.

765
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: I don't worry. Big bottom line there? Together?

766
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 7: She or it?

767
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 3: Look, how did you bring up work?

768
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 1: Because they had already paid for it already. She already

769
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 1: had a four or five seven visa with work.

770
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 4: She didn't need the de facto partner visa was already clicked.

771
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: But it was just a nice gesture, wasn't it, Claire?

772
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 7: It was Yeah, I was so touched by him.

773
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 4: Oh nice, Claire, and look at the devil's in the detail.

774
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: Don't don't like that at your wedding. It's Will and Woody.

775
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 1: We have been inspired this movie.

776
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 4: Look, it does look absolutely sensational for anyone that's a

777
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 4: Marvel fan, even if you're not Ben Benedict comobat as

778
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 4: Doctor Strange is unmissible viewing Marvel Studios Doctor Strange in

779
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 4: the Multiverse of Madness.

780
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: It's all about obviously multi versus alternate.

781
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 4: Realities, and so on our show this week, you and

782
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 4: I every day, for one segment a day are going

783
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 4: to be taking on the alternate realities of us, swapping

784
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 4: personalities into a new.

785
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 3: Dimension of strange with Marvel Studios Doctor Strange in the

786
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 3: Multiverse of Fairness in cinemas, May.

787
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: Five, totally wild. So the show turns into wid and

788
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: wooly nice for this segment.

789
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,879
Speaker 4: Enter a new dimension of Strange with Marvel Studios, Doctor

790
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,760
Speaker 4: Strange in the Multiverse of Madison Cinemas, May five in cinemas.

791
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 4: Now today, the segment that we are swapping personalities for

792
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 4: is going to be Woodies, believe it or not, which

793
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 4: given that we've swapped means it's this.

794
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 2: It's sounds good, and that's pretty good.

795
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: Stories.

796
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 3: So I know this is petty, but this is hurting me.

797
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 3: This is you know, this is my favorite bit. It's

798
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 3: my favorite part of the week, which.

799
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: Which astonishes me.

800
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 4: If I'm being honest, given how much you've lost, it

801
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 4: really is an indication of how much you love it,

802
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 4: given how bad you are at it, given us a

803
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 4: words like me and like exercise.

804
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,280
Speaker 1: You know, I'm so.

805
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 3: Bad at it at yoga.

806
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 2: You always come in there and talk about you don't

807
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 2: flow this morning exactly.

808
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 1: And I'm awful at it, but I love it. So

809
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: there you go.

810
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 3: I'm awful, I believe it or not.

811
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: Yes, I love it.

812
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I know we're in furious agreement. Yeah, I'm

813
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 4: illustrating your point now, but you are bad, and so

814
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 4: it's good. It is good that I am taking over today.

815
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 4: Should we do a best of three or best of five?

816
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 1: That's normally the question. Well, we might have time for

817
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: best of fine.

818
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,879
Speaker 2: I hang bans only ever, lets me do the best

819
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 2: of three, So how dare you give him five?

820
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,240
Speaker 1: I think in the interest of flipping it, we should

821
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:53,919
Speaker 1: do the best of fine.

822
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 3: I am the closest I've come to swearing.

823
00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: I don't mind it.

824
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 2: I push for best of f every week. Well call

825
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 2: him on Sunday. He never gives me, giving me two

826
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 2: spots to do it.

827
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: I did notice that, so I may as well crank in.

828
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 3: Now, are you going to give me a warm up?

829
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 1: No, we'll straight inte this.

830
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,879
Speaker 3: This is the real deal. Yes, what's the theme?

831
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: Oh? Great, of course I've got to.

832
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 4: Explain the theme that it's not a hard bit mate.

833
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 4: So the theme. The theme today is hilarious names of

834
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 4: people running for office?

835
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 3: Okay in the world or Australia.

836
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 4: Well, I was inspired by Australia woods. Thanks for asking,

837
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 4: because obviously we're having a federal election soon. Topical believe

838
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 4: it or not. Not, Just like you know, where did

839
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,800
Speaker 4: Nicholas Cage wants take a pooh? All of a sudden,

840
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 4: we've got like a real topical issue we're talking about,

841
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 4: which is.

842
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 3: I am writing, I am running down places Nicholas Cage

843
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 3: is taking obviously next week. Now we're doing it.

844
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 4: We're doing it because of some of the names of

845
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 4: the people that are running for office, which I'll read

846
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 4: out to you very surely, and then we'll do a

847
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 4: best of five on the other side will's believe it

848
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,320
Speaker 4: or not, You and I are going to be flipping

849
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 4: roles one segment every day this week. It's all thanks

850
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 4: to Marvel Studios, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, obviously, multiverse,

851
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 4: alternate realities, changed personas, totally warm.

852
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a great film.

853
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 4: But today, because we've swapped rolls, we've swapped roles for

854
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 4: this segments.

855
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: All right, I'll crack in. I'll play my whole stories.

856
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 1: So I'll crack in. Because we're doing a best of five.

857
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 3: Obviously I only get best of three when I do this.

858
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're long winded.

859
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 4: You take a while, and you've got to tell now

860
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 4: the reason I've obviously come up for.

861
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:55,319
Speaker 1: A largely topical issue today. You know, we're not just

862
00:37:55,360 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 1: doing like you know, in which tree did? I don't

863
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 1: know what's some of the mate. There's shocking stories.

864
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 4: You always come in here, you're like, oh, you know

865
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 4: what jocks did Jamie Lee Curtis wear in nineteen ninety seven?

866
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 4: You know, they're just they's jocking and they're predictable. They're predictable.

867
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 4: They're predictable. Now today there's a federal election coming up,

868
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 4: very surely. So all the believe it or not are

869
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 4: going to be around funny candidate names Yeah great, okay.

870
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: That have existed before.

871
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 4: Now.

872
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: The reason we're doing this is because.

873
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 4: Tom who's paneling our show, he came in today and

874
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,799
Speaker 4: pointed out some of the names for the people that

875
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 4: are applying running for the seat of.

876
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: Mensies in the federal election. He's a real name.

877
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 4: So there's a woman called Sissy Austin who's running for

878
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 4: the Australian Greens.

879
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 3: Victoria Cissy Austin.

880
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:49,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, Bill Bill Pheasant also running, Oh yeah, no, quite cute.

881
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 4: But then you get down to a guy who's an

882
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 4: Independent called Max Dix, which is just extraordinary.

883
00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,720
Speaker 3: The Pheasant is taken on Max Dick.

884
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, asn't versus the dis Yeah in a battle Royale, Yeah,

885
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 4: totally wild. James Bond also an Independent who's running seriously

886
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 4: total this year.

887
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 5: Yeah Bonds Bond in the Seed of Men.

888
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: I've got to do a best of five, so I've

889
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 1: got to be quick.

890
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 3: This is the bit mate.

891
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. All right, can I have a

892
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: drone please? First? One woods?

893
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 6: Ye?

894
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 1: Okay, m hm. Is this a real name or a

895
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: fake name?

896
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 3: Are you going to give me, like where their electorate

897
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 3: is or just you're just going to give.

898
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I'll tell you where they were elected

899
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 1: or running for elected.

900
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 3: May be nice, Thank you.

901
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 4: Former mayor of Nashville. Yeah, former mayor of Nashville, Bill Boner.

902
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 2: Billy Boner, birth name Bill or William not sure?

903
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 1: Not sure as you say.

904
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 3: Will Willie Bono. When you say it like that sounds

905
00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 3: even ruder. Bill Boner. Now you've made that up. You've

906
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 3: made that up. There was no such person as Bill Boner.

907
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: No, Bill Boner was the former mayor of Nashville. That

908
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: is true.

909
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's brilliant. Was called Bill Burner. That's brilliant.

910
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:22,799
Speaker 3: That's why this segment is so good.

911
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: Okay, Bill Boner, former mir Innashville. Not sure how he

912
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: got out office with the name like that, but he

913
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 1: was beaten.

914
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 3: Do you want me to keep score? I've noticed you

915
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 3: haven't written it down.

916
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 1: No, I just keep it mateh All right, here we go.

917
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 3: It's impressive.

918
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,919
Speaker 1: Okay. Now this one's a foreign one.

919
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 3: Okay, so.

920
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, a senator, former senator in the Netherlands. You know

921
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 4: my partners from the Netherlands. So this one really tickles me.

922
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:51,399
Speaker 4: A former senator in the Netherlands. Tiny Cox, How.

923
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 3: Do you spell tiny t I n y? How you

924
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 3: spelled Cox c.

925
00:40:56,400 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 2: X k o x tiny Cox Tony.

926
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 1: Cox senator who's a centaer in the Netherlands.

927
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've made it up. Absolutely mad.

928
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 5: There's no no, that's a real He's got two You're

929
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 5: winning music as well performers, all of them, A lot

930
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 5: of them are.

931
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: I'll be honest.

932
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 4: I only get to do this segment once, so I

933
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 4: thought i'd come on focus.

934
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 1: I thought i'd carry on focus. Okay, geez, some of

935
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: them are very rude, so I'm just trying to Yeah,

936
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 1: you gotta be careful.

937
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 3: Just skip past the rude ones to minefield.

938
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:39,399
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, jeez, that's too much.

939
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 3: Sorry, Sorry, sorry, I had these all would have prepared this.

940
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, mate, Well look I'm doing a lot today. Okay,

941
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: all right, here we go.

942
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 3: Are you ready?

943
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:53,240
Speaker 1: Con Doom Condom was the mayor of Trenton, New Jersey.

944
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 3: You've made it up. There's no way a guy is

945
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,399
Speaker 3: called con Doom. First time I get the bit, mate,

946
00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 3: there's no way you've made it up.

947
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 1: Made that one up, made up? It's one's got a ball.

948
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: We got here. We go bottom of the fourth, bottom

949
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:19,760
Speaker 1: of the fourth. Okay, next one. Dick Sweat.

950
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 3: Dick, Dick Sweat.

951
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 4: Dick Sweat was the former former House of Representative for

952
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 4: New Hampshire.

953
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 1: Is it mister Sweat, It's mister Sweat. So s W

954
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 1: E T T Sweat. Richard Sweat. Rich preferred Dick Sweat.

955
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 3: He preferred that, called me Dick. That last name. He

956
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 3: said that. Yes, here a more one, Richard. That's a

957
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 3: real name.

958
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 1: That's a real name. It's all comback kid. Oh god,

959
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: how good is my winning music?

960
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 3: It's as good?

961
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,319
Speaker 1: Keep that flip okay, flip his final one?

962
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 4: Oh my god, god, Richard, what a moron that was

963
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 4: on his campaign poster. Look, Dick Sweat. Oh, here we go,

964
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 4: Final one, Final one. Okay, all comes down to this. Okay,

965
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 4: Oh my god, god, Okay, I'm running out of them.

966
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: She's the hard. It's hard when it's the final final rubber,

967
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 1: isn't it.

968
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 3: I spend four hours in the morning doing it.

969
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, Jesus, A couple of awful ones in here.

970
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 1: Okay, what you've got to prepare the bit? Okay, here

971
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: we go. Final one. I did tiny Cox didn't I

972
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: did it.

973
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 3: Okay, we enjoyed that.

974
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh, I can't do that one can?

975
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 3: I say? It's good to have some ranging that they've

976
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:47,720
Speaker 3: all been penis related.

977
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 1: That's just that.

978
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,359
Speaker 4: That's just the BuzzFeed article, mate, I'm just rolling through it.

979
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 4: Dick Mountjoy, we're running over time.

980
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 1: Dick mount Joy.

981
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,399
Speaker 3: And understand, Dick Mountjoy was mount the middle name.

982
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 4: No, that's his full full surname, Dick Mountjoy. Honorary Senator

983
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:12,240
Speaker 4: Dick Mountjoy, former member of Member California State Senate, Dick Mountjoy.

984
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:13,919
Speaker 3: That is a real name. One undred.

985
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: That is a real name. Chum Back the charm Back, kid.

986
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 3: Well and Woody.

987
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 2: Apparently Megan Markle's new Netflix show has just been dropped.

988
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called Diamonds.

989
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 3: There you go. Uh, who cares?

990
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 1: What amethists?

991
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 3: What's it called ametheists?

992
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:44,799
Speaker 1: Pearls, Pearls, it's called pearls. Is it called pearls?

993
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 3: Okays? Anyway, it's been dumped, so it was gonna be

994
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 3: on Netflix. It's being dumped, which has.

995
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 2: Made us think that we have an idea, Will we

996
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 2: have a TV show idea?

997
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 1: Or you had one? Give yourself credit, man, this is

998
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: all you.

999
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 2: We're a team now and effectively, we think it could

1000
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 2: be the greatest thing ever. Have listened to this, okay,

1001
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 2: you know the saying Home and Host. Yes, okay, the

1002
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 2: TV show is simply this. Someone just walks into the

1003
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 2: front door and they get hosed by a five brigade

1004
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 2: strength hose and it's just that montaged.

1005
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:17,399
Speaker 3: I mean, you watch it, Homan nosed. Okay. So we

1006
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 3: love it.

1007
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: We love it.

1008
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 2: Now we need to know that if it's just you

1009
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 2: and I who think this is amazing, our number is

1010
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 2: thirteen one oh sixty five.

1011
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 4: Because we keep throwing it up. We keep throwing it

1012
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 4: up in the planning meeting. We're like, guys, let's do

1013
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 4: the home and hose thing. Let's hoset someone when they

1014
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 4: get home. And producers are like, no, guys, no one

1015
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 4: would watch that. It's going to be banned to look

1016
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 4: at and listen to people who get.

1017
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 3: Angry they hate it.

1018
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 2: So thirteen one oh six five, honestly, do you love

1019
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,800
Speaker 2: the idea of a TV show called Home and Host?

1020
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,240
Speaker 3: Yes, it's the simplest thing ever. Someone comes home, they get.

1021
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: A hose in the face, face in the face. Okay.

1022
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:50,439
Speaker 4: And by the way, as they open the front door,

1023
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,360
Speaker 4: bang hose in the face. It's the best thing you

1024
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 4: have said.

1025
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 2: We need to hear it from the people. Thirteen one

1026
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 2: oh six five Would you watch the TV show? Yes, hose?

1027
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:01,879
Speaker 1: And have you got someone we could get?

1028
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 3: Yeah? Nice woods, look plain and simple.

1029
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 2: Megan Markle's new show that was supposed to be on

1030
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 2: Netflix called pearl Oh not Pearls News. Today it's been

1031
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 2: dump it's been camped. Clearly Netflix are going on a

1032
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:18,320
Speaker 2: new direction.

1033
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 3: They need good shows.

1034
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 1: So wow last week, Yeah, you pitched it for you,

1035
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: didn't you?

1036
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 3: Well on this one?

1037
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: Well were the other one? We're always going to get

1038
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 1: into the one that we want to talk about now, yeah,

1039
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 1: the other one.

1040
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 3: Andre Shagacy, Oh yeah, I forgot about that. That's it.

1041
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: I regret asking you.

1042
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:36,320
Speaker 4: And let's let's talk about the one that you pitched

1043
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 4: last week.

1044
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 3: Okay, you know the saying home and hosed?

1045
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 1: Yes, Okay.

1046
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,919
Speaker 2: The TV show is simply this, someone just walks into

1047
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,839
Speaker 2: the front door and they get hosed by a five

1048
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 2: brigade strength hose and it's just that montaged.

1049
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: I mean, you watch it.

1050
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 3: Homan nosed. Okay, we've been talking about it a lot.

1051
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 3: We have too much arguably, Yeah, people around us would

1052
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,040
Speaker 3: definitely have that view.

1053
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 4: The point where the producers said, you guys are going

1054
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 4: to have to throw it out on air to see

1055
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 4: what everyone else thinks because they're against it. The prods

1056
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 4: are like, guys, we're not hosing people down when they

1057
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 4: get home.

1058
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 1: It would just be so funny.

1059
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, so look we've thrown it out to you guys

1060
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,319
Speaker 2: on thirteen one oh sixty five. Would you watch the

1061
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,280
Speaker 2: show or do you want to see us create the show?

1062
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 2: Home and host?

1063
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 3: Sarah? How are you going good here? You're going outstanding?

1064
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,760
Speaker 3: Would you watch the show home and Host?

1065
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 10: Yes?

1066
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,399
Speaker 3: Bloody? I mean, what do you love about it? Sarah?

1067
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 3: What do you love about it?

1068
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,800
Speaker 9: I would actually like to see it with like D

1069
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 9: list celebrities.

1070
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 6: Brilliant.

1071
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, it just gets better, brilliant, it gets better.

1072
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 3: People don't understand it.

1073
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 1: You know.

1074
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 2: You set up you know cameras, you see them coming

1075
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 2: home from work they've had a terrible day.

1076
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 1: And then bag well maybe not a terrible day. Well

1077
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: I'd probably kill someone if I had a terrible day

1078
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 1: and they hose me in the face. Good TV, Yeah,

1079
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: well it would be good.

1080
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 4: Gotta put yourutty on the line, Tom our panel up. Actually,

1081
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 4: you're actually saying that there's a guy on Triple J

1082
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 4: who has a night show called Home and Host.

1083
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 8: Yeah, when I'm not locked on kiss Um locked on

1084
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 8: Triple J, and Home and Host is the name of

1085
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 8: the show.

1086
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 3: But he doesn't go around hosing people in the face.

1087
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 1: Unfortunately not. He's missed an opportunity there he has.

1088
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 3: He's cooked.

1089
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 1: It's an ausy music show. It's been going for ages.

1090
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: It's been going for a very long time, right.

1091
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 4: And we can use the name well, I don't know

1092
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 4: worth for asking if we home and hosed him.

1093
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 2: Declan burn, declan burn, sleep with one o open, declan burn,

1094
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 2: or open your door when you get home with both

1095
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 2: eyes open, declan bad burn, bad burn.

1096
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 3: But I'll work on that. Kevin, Kevin, do you want

1097
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 3: to watch the show?

1098
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 2: And I'm being serious here, would you watch the TV

1099
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,720
Speaker 2: show Home and Hosed.

1100
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 6: In the true spirit spirit of jackass? Bloody Oh bring

1101
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 6: it back. I'm fifty six. I used to bring in

1102
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,240
Speaker 6: the CFast Country twice service to Australia.

1103
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: Really he's been here, yeah the.

1104
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 6: Day bloody skin and burn. A lot of people haven't

1105
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 6: done with me. We're used to Now this is going

1106
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 6: bad in the early midnighties, early nineties. I was in

1107
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 6: there and Mike it's it's something funny you do I

1108
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 6: want to bowl on cheeves before for the first one,

1109
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 6: I had the time.

1110
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: That's good enough for me.

1111
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 3: It's gonna go ahead, and plenty of goals like.

1112
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 4: What are you? Maxacre's God It Birds Boys phenominated myself

1113
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:24,919
Speaker 4: for the first one.