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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Sam, well, there's a little doll on the market called

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Speaker 2: loll Surprise.

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Speaker 3: It looks like a cute little doll.

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Speaker 1: Have a look? Is that cute?

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Speaker 2: You dip them in water, though, and and different things

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Speaker 2: emerge on their skin. Things are a bit too adult.

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Speaker 2: Kids are in lingerie or the dolls are in lingerie.

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Speaker 2: Shackles appear on the doll's wrists. One gets an anchor

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Speaker 2: tattoo on its leg. Parents aren't happy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, parents aren't happy. I was watching the news last night.

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Speaker 2: Some parents are disgusted over a popular children's dole after

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Speaker 2: discovering they appear in launchy outfits, including lingerie.

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Speaker 1: When dunked in water.

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Speaker 3: What is this that is being sold on the market

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Speaker 3: for our little girls? You have to swear twice when

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Speaker 3: you're explaining it.

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Speaker 1: The irony.

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Speaker 4: I know what my kids being influenced in any way,

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Speaker 4: Beat Beat Bee.

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Speaker 3: But you know there's always going to be toys that

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Speaker 3: at some point you look back and go, how did

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Speaker 3: that happen? How did we get away with that?

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Speaker 1: How did that omen?

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Speaker 4: When I was a kid, there was a six million

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Speaker 4: dollar man Bionic Woman crazy foam.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember that stuff.

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Speaker 3: What did the phone do?

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Speaker 1: It was a bath foam and you're sprayed it around.

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Speaker 1: It was everything. It looked like shaving cream.

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Speaker 3: What's bath from? You sprayed in the bath?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was in a pressurized can so and

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Speaker 4: you sprayed around and it was pretty much consistency of

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Speaker 1: But it'd go everywhere. Problem it was with it. It

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Speaker 1: was flammable. Oh and a few kids suddenly emolated in

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Speaker 3: When they lit up a smoke.

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Speaker 1: That's what they got for Christmas.

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Speaker 4: Smoke your craven at your ears and then they caught

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Speaker 4: on fire and they had to take it off.

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Speaker 1: That I remember. It was a kid. It was a

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Speaker 2: Is this why I saw you this morning going down

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Speaker 2: the YouTube wormhole looking at ads for all the toys

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Speaker 2: for the six million dollar Man?

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Speaker 1: Yes? I did go a little bit down.

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Speaker 3: What were some of the funnier ones.

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Speaker 1: With the six million dollar Man? The best?

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Speaker 4: I think the most derivative toy from the six million

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Speaker 4: dollar Man was the six million dollar Man drag race

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Speaker 4: car And you get to take on Bigfoot drag race car.

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Speaker 1: Remember six million dollars.

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Speaker 3: Bigfoot just looked like a male doll in a black.

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Speaker 4: Outfit exactly how he appeared in The six million Dollar Man.

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Speaker 3: And wasn't there also an office scene.

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Speaker 1: That the Oscar remember the boss Oscar Oscar what was

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Speaker 1: his name anyway, Oscar? He was the boss of the

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Speaker 1: glass the six million dollar Man bid, and it had

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Speaker 1: his headquarters.

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Speaker 2: Imagine buying that six million dollar Man and you get

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Speaker 2: that for Christmas, the boss's headquarters.

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Speaker 1: My brother got the Steve Austin doll where you rolled.

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Speaker 3: Back the skin and you saw bionic parts.

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Speaker 1: And you look through the back of his head and

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Speaker 1: you had the bionic eye.

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Speaker 3: But at least he wasn't going to explode and set

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Speaker 3: you on fire.

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Speaker 1: That's true, you know.

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Speaker 3: But there's all those putty kind of things that just

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Speaker 3: get stuck in the carpet stuff. As a parent, I

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Speaker 3: can't believe they made that.

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Speaker 4: My wife, for some career crazy reason, brought my youngest

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Speaker 4: for his eighth birthday Spider Man Spiderweb stuff. It's still

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Speaker 4: it was still on the tiles of the house up

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Speaker 4: until recently, the kids almost eighteen.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Well the tribal drum is going to beat for this.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe they made that.

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Speaker 1: You're going to have the same kind of fun with mytels.

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Speaker 5: Tommy Burst.

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Speaker 6: Take Tommy Burst has automatic bolt action, fire off a

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Speaker 6: burst of ten shots full of bolt Again you're reloaded.

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Speaker 1: It's just thrilled.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe they made that.

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Speaker 2: What have you got Stewarts with us high Stewart mean

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Speaker 2: what what do you look back and think?

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Speaker 3: How did that get made?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 7: I don't know if you remember. They used to have

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Speaker 7: joke shots, which sold masks and halloween stuff.

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Speaker 1: Joke shots, magic shots.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's the one. And they used to tell

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Speaker 7: these products that would do things to cigarettes, like so

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Speaker 7: I would load my parents cigarettes up with exploding little devices,

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Speaker 7: right yeah, And it's all fun and games, and until

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Speaker 7: you're driving along the Great Western Highway in the hill

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Speaker 1: And the little pellets that you're putting your I did

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Speaker 1: it to my dad. You put these little pellets in

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Speaker 1: and does it make the cigarette?

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Speaker 4: It's like putting a firework in your So you're driving

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Speaker 4: and that happens, Yeah, jokes on you.

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Speaker 7: You've lost an eye, right yeah. There's other ones that

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Speaker 7: was put to look at snow that or this phone

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Speaker 7: would start drifting off to the cigarette or there was

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Speaker 7: one that you couldn't You could no longer ash the cigarette.

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Speaker 7: The ash would be.

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Speaker 4: Really long, yeah, or your cigarette and just keep going

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Speaker 4: out and then it would fall off in your lap

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Speaker 4: and burn you.

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Speaker 7: Oh nice parents?

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Speaker 1: What up to magic shops? And where where do you

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Speaker 1: buy your fake spew from them? Where do you get

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Speaker 1: fake spew?

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Speaker 3: Why the akespew? And you get your whoopee cushions?

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Speaker 1: Where does it all fake teeth? Where's all that stuff?

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Speaker 3: I've still got mine?

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Stuart. Natalie's with us.

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Speaker 8: Hello Natalie, good morning, Jonesie, Amanda, how are you very well?

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Speaker 3: I can't believe they made that?

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Speaker 8: What did you have Back in the eighties? We grew

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Speaker 8: up with some hypercolor toys where you'd sort of touch

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Speaker 8: them and you could do like a handprint on on

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Speaker 8: the toy or the doll. And hypercolor and all their intelligence,

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Speaker 8: you know, everything was growing so well and everyone was

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Speaker 8: buying the dolls and the toys and all sorts of things.

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Speaker 5: They thought.

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Speaker 8: They released a range of tracksuits, So sure enough, you

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Speaker 8: put the track suits on, but whichever body part was

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Speaker 8: actually hot would be the area that would change color.

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Speaker 1: Right, pretty much your crotch, Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Your crutch and everywhere else. So obviously, broone could see

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Speaker 8: what you've had for breakfast and what you looked like

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Speaker 8: and everything like that. And yeah, it was quite embarrassing

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Speaker 3: Because that's a bit to b armpipsure bum and you crotch.

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Speaker 1: That's the point of the rest. Oh nah, I'm bet

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Speaker 1: your bomb and your crutch.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Linda, how are you?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Hi, Alenando, how are you today?

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Speaker 3: I'm very well.

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Speaker 5: Hey James, we love you guys. By the way, we

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Speaker 5: listened to you in the car every morning.

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Speaker 2: Oh so we're looking back at toys from days gone by.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe they made that.

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Speaker 1: What did you have?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Well, I used to play a lot of pranks

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Speaker 5: on my mother when I was a kid, and they

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Speaker 5: had these things called pop rocks, which were a popping

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Speaker 5: of a sudden they started popping, and she started chucking

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Speaker 1: Those pop rocks were banned because I were terrible. You've

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Speaker 1: mixed them with coke.

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Speaker 3: Oh you start frothing at the mouth and have a

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Speaker 3: raby show. I love that the Carters took off left

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Speaker 4: Look at this barried wa We get some big names

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Speaker 6: Guy, how are you very well?

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Speaker 3: You would have had some dreadful toys over the years.

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Speaker 6: That's why I call in. I mean, I think those

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Speaker 6: dolls were discussing, but I was thinking how the world's changed.

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Speaker 6: I mean, when my brother was ten years old, he

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Speaker 6: was encusing Bankstown Hospital having a hernia operation and the

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Speaker 6: only thing you wanted was a slug gun, and a

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Speaker 6: ten year old would have a slug gun back then.

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Speaker 6: But the funny thing is, I remember it distinctly. Me

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Speaker 6: we'd go up to the room with his slug gun.

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Speaker 6: My dad was literally giving Nick, my brother target practice

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Speaker 6: from the room down into the car and say, hang on,

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Speaker 6: sick mate, there's a couple of people going to walk past.

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Speaker 6: We don't want to go on a ricochet into them,

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Speaker 6: matron and a doctor all had a shot, so.

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Speaker 1: They didn't tell you if they would not give us

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Speaker 6: That's that's a different world, and that you're going from

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Speaker 6: that to our pornographic dolls for eight year olds is disgusting.

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Speaker 1: Which would you rather be?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'd take a shot any day.

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Speaker 1: And that's a society we living. Thank you, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Back to the living room. On Friday night, join.

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Speaker 5: The and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 8: At one point seven