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Speaker 1: Christ John O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Let's go, Hey, podcasters, two things today's show. Then you're

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Speaker 2: going to hear some great stories from five Time Tuesday.

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Speaker 2: You're also going to hear and people are arguing, people

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Speaker 2: actually getting really vicious, going for me, going for me

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Speaker 2: about the whole letter and the card debate. So today

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Speaker 2: we were asked to settle an argument and I love

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Speaker 2: doing this. If you ever need the show to settle

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Speaker 2: an argument you've been having, maybe with your other half

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Speaker 2: or a mate or at work, please we're here for you.

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Speaker 2: Christian at Gold one O four three dot com dot

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Speaker 2: au and as always five to a Bit Tuesday. Keep

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Speaker 2: the stories coming as well, whether you've cheated, what have

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Speaker 2: you been hit by the head by, anything to do

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Speaker 2: with monkeys, famous people like Ronnie Wood on planes, trains,

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Speaker 2: trams and automobiles and things that you've found out late

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Speaker 2: in life on with the show.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Judge, are you okay?

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Speaker 3: You fleeing as we fling back in you?

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Speaker 2: Where's the hot potato?

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Speaker 1: Welcome to The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Melvin's Gold one

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Speaker 1: of four.

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Speaker 2: Point three Hey, good morning, Welcome to the show. Choose

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Speaker 2: them on in five minutes past six gold one oh

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Speaker 2: four point three. Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show, Good morning, Jack Posts.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Christian, Good morning.

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Speaker 4: Patrina, Good morning Christian.

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Speaker 2: So yesterday morning on the show was talking about Donald

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Speaker 2: Trump in India for the first time and how seven

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Speaker 2: million people and astonishing seven million people were going to

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Speaker 2: be attending this speech, this key rally that he was

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Speaker 2: doing there, I think is the largest single gathering at

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Speaker 2: rally ever.

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Speaker 3: Seven million people and thirty thousand monkeys.

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Speaker 2: And I'm still about the monkeys and how they have

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Speaker 2: especially trained unit of monkey police because they have a

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Speaker 2: wild and this is the only correct use of the

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Speaker 2: word maraordering monkeys. All the newspaper articles I've read, they

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Speaker 2: we'll talking about the maraudering monkeys. You know they mug

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Speaker 2: and attack people, Well, they maraud them maraud I see

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Speaker 2: terrifying to be maraudered. Have you ever been maraudered.

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Speaker 3: I've never been maraudered.

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Speaker 2: I know my blessings, I have never yet this day

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Speaker 2: been marauded. But anyway, they have especially training unit of

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Speaker 2: monkey police that are on with the portable catapults. We

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Speaker 2: still don't know. I can't find any more details what

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Speaker 2: they are they flinging themselves at the monkeys or I

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Speaker 2: don't know what they're flinging out the monkeys. However, you

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Speaker 2: might have heard it in Pantsy's news. Someone's clearly said

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Speaker 2: to Trump on Air Force one heading over to India,

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Speaker 2: about about two minutes of roy Lande, he went, where

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Speaker 2: are we by the wakers? Someone show me the map?

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Speaker 2: Is this up the right way? Where is India? And

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Speaker 2: someone's always said, hey, listen, if you mentioned cricket, they

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Speaker 2: will lose the monkey poop. These fellas love cricket. He's

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Speaker 2: like cricket. Are there any famous ones? Have her listened

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Speaker 2: to the pronunciation of this? He's been to the Patsy

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Speaker 2: School of Sports Stars. Patsy thinks this is how it's

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Speaker 2: actually done. She saved this. Where are your people?

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Speaker 1: Cheer on some of the world's greatest cricket players.

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Speaker 2: From sou Chin Tendulker do Mirau call me? Oh? I

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Speaker 2: can't get enough of that. He'd obviously be listening to

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Speaker 2: some quickly on Google Translate when you do on stage now,

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Speaker 2: but I haven't got the first one.

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 2: This? Is amazing. This is the leader of the free

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Speaker 2: greatest cricket players from suit Chin tend Oker two year

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Speaker 2: old call me amazing scenes. Do you guys do this

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Speaker 2: sometimes when you wake up in the morning, right you

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Speaker 2: ever to do this straight away about what this day involves?

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Speaker 5: Constantly It's just like a shut of it down, drop down,

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Speaker 5: and you think like that, like that for me every Tuesday,

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Speaker 5: this is that not in my stomach today is always

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Speaker 5: about four thirty lowest.

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Speaker 2: The thirteen year old has the after school extra sort

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Speaker 2: which is fine. I mean I failed maths at school.

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Speaker 2: So but she's needs some extra support. Does she want

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Speaker 2: to go to listener to the we pay for absolutely not.

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Speaker 2: For some reason, my wife has decided. You know, like

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Speaker 2: in any relationship, you still divide up certain tasks.

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Speaker 3: The bad jobs, yeah, and the.

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Speaker 2: Bad jobs more more often not the bad jobs go

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Speaker 2: to me and the worst job really is it is

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Speaker 2: her in the car a quarter past four. This is

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Speaker 2: the arguing that we need to go now. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: can hear you. Stop shouting, stop being angry, and I've

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Speaker 2: been angry. We just I pay for this. You need

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Speaker 2: to come in the car now, make sure you've got

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Speaker 2: your books. And like the last three times, when suddenly

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Speaker 2: as well go home now forget it. You have to

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Speaker 2: go in apologies. So yeah, four thirty teos. That is

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Speaker 2: hell going too. This maths poor woman Debbie, who's a

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Speaker 2: lovely woman, but I have to drag Lois in the

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Speaker 2: car journey. There is the worst bit because it's the

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Speaker 2: angry silence. Silence isn't sience sometimes, isn't it? If you've

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Speaker 2: ever argue with you laugh, The silence is say it's deafney,

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Speaker 2: it's sickening. It's the anger that I go, why don't

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Speaker 2: we listen to some music? I listen to music. She

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Speaker 2: put the radio and I don't listen to the radio.

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Speaker 2: She's happy to sit in this aggressive passive with great

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Speaker 3: The front, steering out the passenger window. I'm steering straight

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Speaker 3: into your soul and trying to burn it with their eyes.

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Speaker 2: Last week I tried to entertain her again in a

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Speaker 2: game of I Spy, but that felt flat as well.

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Speaker 2: I need some wonder, I need some new games, so

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Speaker 2: some new strategies to try and break the awkward silence

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Speaker 2: and get her laughing. But yeah, four thirty for me

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Speaker 2: You know, by the way, Yes, they got hit in

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Speaker 2: the head by a golf ball. Oh, who's talking? This

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Speaker 2: is a horible on get checked down?

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Speaker 4: After that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I felt the back of my head and went, oh, no, you.

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Speaker 4: Should get that checked out, don't you hear?

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Speaker 3: Don't you have to yell for yes?

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Speaker 2: And here's the mysterious thing. I couldn't see you hit

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Speaker 2: seven o'clock, yester, I just want to play nine holes.

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Speaker 2: I go, but I just finally getting out of escaping

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Speaker 3: I know who it is.

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Speaker 2: To the boss, I think she physically through it. As

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Speaker 2: Welle comments yesterday about that single tear that we spoke about,

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Speaker 2: I think that's what it was. Yesterday Patsy was kicking

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Speaker 2: off about this four and twenty years Do you want

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Speaker 2: to update everyone? You know what?

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Speaker 6: There's just some snacks that should never be meddled with,

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Speaker 6: and the classic four and twenty pie is one of them.

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Speaker 6: Do you know what they've done. They've brought out a

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Speaker 6: vegan version of four and twenty, which is fine, but

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Speaker 6: don't call it a meat pie. That is not a

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Speaker 2: It is Australian. It is not right if you want

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Speaker 2: to upset an Australian right, just all too slightly some

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Speaker 2: of their classic fine food stuffs that they hold very deep.

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Speaker 3: While we still all burned from the time that had

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Speaker 2: Don't people still talking about that like it was some

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Speaker 3: National side of Shapes.

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Speaker 2: You weren't here man, you don't know what it was like.

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Speaker 4: That is not I'm sorry. That is not a meat pie.

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Speaker 2: Also the way that perhaps perhaps he's one of these

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Speaker 2: I do communist friends.

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Speaker 4: You are vegan, something says.

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Speaker 2: In one of his apologies. Now, come on, some of

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Speaker 2: my friends are vegans.

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Speaker 4: Brian is a vegan. I'm nothing against vegan against me?

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Speaker 3: Who is Brian?

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Speaker 2: Is that your internal voyage?

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Speaker 4: Adams?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Is that Beyonce? Now to you is Brian? It

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Speaker 2: is a safe word. You were saying that at first,

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Speaker 3: And Brian with the big beard. He used to work vegan.

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Speaker 2: Brian lives in the culder set bright and we still

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Speaker 2: accept him kind of. But he is a vegan.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's not a meat pie.

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Speaker 6: If it's got vegetables in it, it's not a mate pie.

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Speaker 2: Vegans, What would you do if a vegan moved in

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Speaker 2: next door?

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Speaker 3: They wouldn't be able.

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Speaker 2: To do colder sacks decide who comes in. Don't be

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Speaker 2: wandering around in the pell shad of the moon vegan.

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Speaker 2: Just seeing Patsy just go and kill a cow so

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Speaker 2: she can eat it, just remind usself how much she

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Speaker 2: loves meat, but nice she knows a vegetarian, though she

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Speaker 2: knows a vegan Gold one oh four point three Christian

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Speaker 2: O'Connell Breakfast Show. Well, there was this talk of pies

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Speaker 2: and how we once entered a competition giving away Phil

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Speaker 2: Collins tickets and a private backstage tour just because someone

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Speaker 2: was going to make us a nice pie. That's how

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Speaker 2: they won those tickets that they never actually made for

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Speaker 2: us a nice chicken and leak pie with white wine

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Speaker 2: sauce as well. Guys, who is your favorite? What is

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Speaker 2: your favorite pie? What's it?

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Speaker 6: Few, pats It's got to be a classic meat pie,

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Speaker 6: I reckon.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean, what's so many that type of food?

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Speaker 2: Warm food.

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Speaker 6: It's not just a basic meat pie. So not like

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Speaker 6: a mushroom and steak one.

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Speaker 3: Oh really, but they're the best ones, like a steak

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Speaker 3: classic bakery, like a rural bakery. It's so good, steak

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Speaker 3: and cheese.

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Speaker 2: Steak and cheese beautiful.

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Speaker 3: We were in the when we were in the Gold

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Speaker 3: Coast last weekend. Someone told us, you got to get

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Speaker 3: to this market. They do on Saturdays, and this guy

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Speaker 3: who sells pies only at the market.

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Speaker 2: They're the Moss poem. When I was a kid about

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Speaker 2: He's real, took a horror movie The Pie Man is here.

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Speaker 3: We were told they were the best pis you will

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Speaker 3: ever eat. So we were.

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Speaker 2: Someone tells me something like that, I'm going where it is,

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Speaker 2: I will go in a pie pilgrimage of a good pie.

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Speaker 3: So we rushed to the market. We didn't realize it

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Speaker 3: closed at twelve and it's like eleven fifty five and

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Speaker 3: we parked there. Oh no, they're packing down the stores.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday and pay your bills. He's so to a brilliant guy,

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Speaker 2: Eric Lang. Eric and his wife have eleven children. Eleven children.

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Speaker 3: We're more sensible now than having eleven plus joice.

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Speaker 3: Are Funday afternoon as you get back from your holiday.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because what I came back to was two sisters

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Speaker 2: We're singling rivalry and hatred, all right? Then? So is

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Speaker 2: Tell you what I think We're onto something with the

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Speaker 2: What a great subject heading. I'm opening that email up

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Speaker 2: Best pin in Australia. On many topics I've listened to

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Speaker 2: It's a good sign that the pies were okay. But

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Speaker 2: even better than the pies. Warm regards, lovely sign off

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Speaker 2: there as well. In a cord by the way warm

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Speaker 2: re cards. We need to do a search to find

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Speaker 3: He's ruling the country.

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Speaker 2: But right now we must focus and find out what

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Speaker 2: is Melbourn's biggest family after especially Eric yesterday is father

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Speaker 2: Four? One four one four three now me, good morning,

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Speaker 2: Good morning Christian.

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Speaker 8: How are you going?

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Speaker 2: I'm good. I hope you well so far today?

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Speaker 9: Yes, thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: Awesome. Now big family? Is you're part of one? Or

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Speaker 9: My daughter went to school in Clifton Hill with a

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Speaker 2: Tell you what you do, want to mess with that girl,

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Speaker 2: You're gonna have eleven boys come and get you. That's terrifying.

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Speaker 8: One of twelve.

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Speaker 2: Warm guards Uh Dylan, Dylan, ye, dinner, good morning, welcome

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Speaker 8: Hey, good morning mate.

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Speaker 11: So my partner, this is one of twelve. Actually, so

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Speaker 2: Well, she's one of she's one of twelve.

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Speaker 8: He's still yeah, hard remembering all their names.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't even bother, to be honest, because it's up

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Speaker 2: to them to introduce you. They're going to do that.

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Speaker 2: In such a big family, it's not on you to

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Speaker 2: learn all their names. It's like knowing everyone's name at work.

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Speaker 2: You know, you just need to know three or four

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Speaker 2: and that's enough and then.

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Speaker 3: Just be just the main ones.

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Speaker 2: All right, didn't thank you very much, Tracy, Good.

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Speaker 8: Morning, good morning, guys. How are you?

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Speaker 2: Tracy Lash Families.

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Speaker 8: My mum is one of twenty children.

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Speaker 2: No, why not?

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Speaker 8: Yeah? Twenty, Yes, we had the largest family in Australia

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Speaker 1: This is.

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Speaker 2: If you had twenty, you would you know, everyone should

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Speaker 8: I have no idea, but yeah, when my nan died

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Speaker 8: We had one hundred and eighty something cousins. I can

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Speaker 2: It would be quite a few. If you can name

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Speaker 8: I don't know all my cousins. I can. I can

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Speaker 8: No, Nan never wanted to worry about that.

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Speaker 8: They lived in the three bedroom house in Castle, Maine too.

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Speaker 2: They sort of stack the kids on top of each

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Speaker 8: I have no idea. All I know is then used

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Speaker 4: So yeah, and she does know clearly.

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Speaker 2: Amazing, Tracy, thank you very much to give us a call.

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Speaker 2: Thank you all right, thanks a lot.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Every newspaper, I think, every day, right, there's always a

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Speaker 2: You remember when they were going to put bollards up

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Speaker 2: all different colors. You've got your green one, your red one,

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Speaker 2: the green one, the purple one, the yellow one. It's

441
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Speaker 2: like a wiggles out in front of the ballhouses around

442
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Speaker 2: the city. Now it's gonna up the wiggles lining up

443
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Speaker 2: in bin form, always different bins. You got to separate

444
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Speaker 2: out the recycling, which is a good thing, but they

445
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Speaker 2: are it's a slow process. They're talk the next couple

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Speaker 2: of years. However, front and center, front page of the

447
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Speaker 2: Herald Sun. This is your classic local newspaper, isn't it.

448
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Speaker 2: They've got the frown. This lady looked like she's ready

449
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Speaker 2: to fight you over these bins, frowning down the barrel

450
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Speaker 2: with the kids as well, who I guess it's happened

451
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Speaker 2: to be in the photo and the dog all holding

452
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Speaker 2: four separate bins. Let's start a daily watch. You do this,

453
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Speaker 2: join us as well of looking for the concerned, frowning

454
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Speaker 2: local in the newspapers angry local of the day, because

455
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Speaker 2: there won't be a day that doesn't go by there

456
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Speaker 2: is a photo story with a frowning, angry local clearing

457
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Speaker 2: into the lens. Sometimes they have to be holding or

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Speaker 2: pointing at something as well. I know because I've been

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Speaker 2: asked to pose in when these stories. Once I was

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Speaker 2: once walking my dog about eight years ago, and there

461
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Speaker 2: was a load of what looked like chemical waste that

462
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Speaker 2: have been dumped near a playground. So I rang the

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Speaker 2: police said, not in the emergency numbers, but there's the

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Speaker 2: one where they do for time wasters. Basically, a found

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Speaker 2: some rubbish, Yeah, what's your name? Process it now and

466
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Speaker 2: fill out a form bozo, what is it? Sows? Dog walkers, body,

467
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,600
Speaker 2: people like you have too much time in the day

468
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Speaker 2: wandering around, just wandering around over there. So anyway, I

469
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Speaker 2: rang the time waste police hotline with my artle rubbish.

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Speaker 2: It's a little playground and they said we're sending someone

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Speaker 2: out and I went, all right, okay, and he went

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Speaker 2: you need to wait. There went why goes oh no,

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Speaker 2: they need to take down like a statement, right, a statement,

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Speaker 2: like a witness report. It's all admin these days, and

475
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Speaker 2: it'stuf have to wait and they took a series is

476
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Speaker 2: a whole load that will look like toxic waste actually,

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Speaker 2: and then next thing I know, a photographer. I don't

478
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Speaker 2: know how they get alerted, but do you know how

479
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Speaker 2: would they get alerted it? Did the police let them

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Speaker 2: know or something. A photographer from the local newspaper turns

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Speaker 2: up right and said, this stops taking photos the win.

482
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Speaker 2: So do you mind if I do you want to

483
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Speaker 2: pose with this? And now I had two choices, but again,

484
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Speaker 2: like Jack said, once ten o'clock rolls around the day's

485
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Speaker 2: my lumb like. Sure, so it goes get the dog

486
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Speaker 2: in as well. So I hold the dog right and

487
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Speaker 2: I just go into DJ we know, with that fake

488
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Speaker 2: dead eyes smile and he goes, no, no, no, there's

489
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Speaker 2: too cheery.

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Speaker 3: He actually said to you, you hold up your breakfast moment.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you yawn in the photo? Because it's a

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Speaker 2: breakfast show point an alarm clock? He said, could you

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Speaker 2: look a bit more concerned? He actually said those words,

494
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Speaker 2: So I know that's the look. So actually the old frown,

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Speaker 2: you know, and point at the waist behind me. I

496
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Speaker 2: think I've got the photso my phone I have to

497
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Speaker 2: dig it out. I've actually been in on this. But anyway,

498
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Speaker 2: let's start the daily search and now and of the

499
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Speaker 2: ang angry concerned local resident in the newspaper every day

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Speaker 2: coming up next, then we've been asked to set in

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Speaker 2: an argument about an envelope.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You can email the show about whatever you want. We

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Speaker 2: call them lates La party. Can be something that we've

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Speaker 2: been talking about on the show. Maybe you've heard on

506
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Speaker 2: the podcast or last week or yesterday. It's all good.

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Speaker 2: We call it lates La party. And you just emailing

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Speaker 2: Christian at gold one four three dot com dot a

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Speaker 2: late and this is an interesting one. It's not about

510
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Speaker 2: something we talked about on the show. It's something that

511
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 2: they want us to talk about on the show. The

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Speaker 2: subject heading to Angelo Varamo's email, great name listens with

513
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Speaker 2: names that rhyme. There's a phone in about that one day.

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Speaker 2: Do you have a rhyming name? Angelo Varramo? The card

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Speaker 2: arguments Christian, can you guys help sold an argument of

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Speaker 2: having with work colleagues? When you place a card into

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Speaker 2: an envelope? Is it amazing the stuff that you argue

518
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,879
Speaker 2: about me? Jack and Brad will have an argument now.

519
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 2: Because Brad got our producers a call. Is details wrong?

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00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,239
Speaker 2: Jack went and forgot the other producer to find out

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Speaker 2: the details, just so we could prove him wrong. And

522
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 2: then Paul Collette went, do you need this audio for

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Speaker 2: the show? And I know just wasting show resources anyway, Angelo,

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Speaker 2: When you place This is the argument they're having at

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Speaker 2: work when you place a card, So I need you

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Speaker 2: all now get on point with this and start to

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Speaker 2: imagine it. When you place a card into an envelope,

528
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Speaker 2: should the card be facing inwards so that the recipient

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Speaker 2: needs to put it out to see the front of

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Speaker 2: the card. Or should the card be facing outwards so

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Speaker 2: when you open the envelope you see the front of

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Speaker 2: the cards straight away. I love stuff like Yeah. As

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00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 2: soon as I read this, I was like, this needs

534
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Speaker 2: to be taken to air asap. I firmly believe the card.

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Speaker 2: I love this as well. We've all got strong opinions

536
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 2: these days, and we every one's a fundamentalist one way

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Speaker 2: or another. I firmly believe the card should be facing

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Speaker 2: it outwards so you see the front as soon as

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Speaker 2: you open the envelope. It's all about the first impression.

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Speaker 2: There's no one so you really see the back of

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Speaker 2: the card. However, all my explaining is falling on deaf

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Speaker 2: is here at work. Help me to convince them. I

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Speaker 2: am right. Regards Angelo Veramo, long time listener, Angelo, thank

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Speaker 2: you very much. Where do we stand on this thing?

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Speaker 4: I am strongly sorry, Jack, I'm strongly with Angelo.

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Speaker 3: Really I'm against I get what his point is, but

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Speaker 3: I always put the card in facing the front because

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Speaker 3: it's the front of the envelope. I guess I assume

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Speaker 3: that people might open the envelope at the back, turn

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Speaker 3: it back around to look at their name on the front,

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Speaker 3: and pull it out, thus seeing in front of the card.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what? I don't often say this, but

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Speaker 2: I stand with Jack now I do. I tell you

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Speaker 2: I'm the same as you, Jack. I will always deliberately

555
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Speaker 2: consciously put it in. So the nice part, yeah, let's

556
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Speaker 2: call it the nice part, rather than the bum, which

557
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 2: I always think it's like the bum of the card.

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Speaker 2: Is it sticking out the envelope? I want the nice

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00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 2: part facing away. So when they open it, what do

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Speaker 2: you do when you open it? You got a comp

561
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Speaker 2: believe that we're actually having to put this. Let's go

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Speaker 2: with it. Okay, When you open it, the first thing

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Speaker 2: you'll do is you put your your grubby old thumb,

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Speaker 2: which may not be cleaned ready for a nice card opening,

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Speaker 2: right on the back of the card, and you pull

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Speaker 2: it up, you don't know, smearing the nice, pretty side

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Speaker 2: of the card. So you get the thumb Okay, you

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Speaker 2: pull it up and then what do you get? The reveal?

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Speaker 3: The reveal?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I like instant gratification.

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Speaker 2: I like you.

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Speaker 3: And there it is, no, because what you're getting with

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Speaker 3: your instant gratification method is a portion of the card

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Speaker 3: will be seen before they reveal it. So you open

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Speaker 3: the flat, you have one quarter of the card that

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Speaker 3: you can see, and then you're like, what's happy Earth Day? No,

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Speaker 3: I don't know what that means?

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Speaker 2: Like an advertiser already again irmitated?

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Speaker 1: And what is a quiz?

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Speaker 2: I've got to put the particular this anagram.

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Speaker 6: And then there's always the question of whether there's anything

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Speaker 6: in the card though, So that's like a double banger.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 4: Well, if there's casher, a voucher or something.

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Speaker 2: To send you cash, gangster a little bit light today,

586
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Speaker 2: then I'll be trashing your business on the show, in

587
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 2: the news, running a protection racket. I'm not even going

588
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 2: to come and collect the money. You'll send it in

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Speaker 2: a card.

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Speaker 1: The question O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Trying to settle listener Angelo Veramo's argument she's having at

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Speaker 2: work at the moment when you place a card into

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Speaker 2: an envelope, should the card be facing inwards so that

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Speaker 2: the recipient needs to put it out to see the

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00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 2: front of the card, Or should the card be facing

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Speaker 2: outwards so that when you open the back of the

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Speaker 2: envelope you see the front of the cards straight away?

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Speaker 2: Angelo here firmly believes that the car should be facing outwards,

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Speaker 2: so you see the front as soon as you open

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Speaker 2: the envelope. Jack and I a one hundred percent standing

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Speaker 2: together on this. We don't agree with Angelo.

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Speaker 3: We think it should be a reveal all at once,

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Speaker 3: because if you're doing it Angelo's way, you see part

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Speaker 3: of the card as you open the back of the

605
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Speaker 3: envelope and then have to pull the rest out.

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Speaker 2: Imagine walking into a surprise birthday party and rather being

607
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 2: confronted with one hundred of your friends there, you saw

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Speaker 2: three of them to begin with.

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Speaker 3: You saw three uncles and an aunt, and you go, oh,

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Speaker 3: here we go a surprise party.

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Speaker 2: Patsy, you're with Angelo, aren't you?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely undred percent Christian?

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Speaker 2: I'm with Patsy. Maybe this is gendered. It's a gender thing.

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00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 2: It Why would you put it in backwards? Listen? I

615
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 2: keep saying it's all about the reveal, same way I

616
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 2: get into bed at night, I will reverse into bed,

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Speaker 2: turn around. It's all about the reveal. Christian, What about

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00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 2: if you use a letter opener? Damion, I think you're

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Speaker 2: the only person to listen to this show that actually

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Speaker 2: owns a letter opener. All right, let's go to take

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Speaker 2: some calls on this. Katrina, good morning, Good morning.

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Speaker 9: How are we guys?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're good? So, uh what do you? Where are

624
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 2: you on this one?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 13: Look, Christian and Jack, you're both so wrong.

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Speaker 8: It's got to be Pats and Angelo one.

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Speaker 9: I like the gorgeous reveal as.

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Speaker 8: Soon as you open the card and you go, oh,

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Speaker 8: what a nice card.

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Speaker 14: But I've got a question for you, Kristin and Jack.

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Speaker 7: So when you've got your card in the envelope and

633
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Speaker 7: you're riding on the front of it, are you riding

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00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 7: on it with you card in there?

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Speaker 2: Well, this is a simple one. No one, only a

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00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 2: savage was right on there. And intent. We're talking about

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Speaker 2: the indent you you fill out before you place the

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Speaker 2: card in. Please, can we agree on that you.

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00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 7: Can't damage the car right on it when the card's

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00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 7: in there?

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00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 2: Cars are starf It's precious in there.

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00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 3: Now, address or name goes on the front before you've

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00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 3: insered the card.

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Speaker 2: Well anyway, Trina, thank you very much. You're wrong, but

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Speaker 2: have a nice day. Bye, Sharon.

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Speaker 14: Hello, And by the Katrina is not wrong, and perhaps

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00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 14: he's not wrong because Katrina is spot on.

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Speaker 2: You guys, tell them what we've got a lot here, Sharon.

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00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 2: You son a lovely person, but you are my friend,

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Speaker 2: a flat earther in my mind, all about the reveal.

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00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 2: It's about thee.

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Speaker 14: It is not no way home saying my husband. My

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Speaker 14: husband would always skip downvelope down before he writes on

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Speaker 14: the front and you will get the imprint and then

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Speaker 14: you'll have a beautiful card with a big imprint.

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Speaker 3: That's his problem.

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Speaker 2: We can't help that guy.

658
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Speaker 1: But Sharon, that's all, guys.

659
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Speaker 14: That's you.

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Speaker 3: Himself on filling out an envelope before he puts a

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Speaker 3: card in.

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Speaker 14: Now, be honest with me. You can't tell me that

663
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Speaker 14: you always ride on the envelope before you put the car.

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Speaker 2: And I'll tell you what as well. I promise you will.

665
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Speaker 2: I will get a magazine so that I'm imprinting onto

666
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Speaker 2: the magazine and not onto the kitchen table as well,

667
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Speaker 2: because I don't like sometimes slips.

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Speaker 11: I think you're telling a few porky pies was something

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Speaker 11: right now?

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Speaker 2: One hundred percent the truth there. Okay, we can argue

671
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Speaker 2: about the rest of the stuff that I said sometimes,

672
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Speaker 2: but this is the truth.

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Speaker 8: You are one in a million days.

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Speaker 2: Let's agree on that.

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Speaker 3: I'll stand by him about a million Christian. Do you

676
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Speaker 3: even do this? If you are filling out an envelope

677
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Speaker 3: with a sharpie that you know is going to go through,

678
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Speaker 3: put a scrap piece of paper in the envelope so

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Speaker 3: that it doesn't transfer through to the other place.

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Speaker 2: Always and yeah, tell you about this kind of guy

681
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Speaker 2: as well, the one in the missed and one in

682
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 2: the media talks to do right now, if I have

683
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Speaker 2: to put a new signature in the back of a

684
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Speaker 2: credit card, I will practice a few times so I'm ready.

685
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 2: I am ready and warmed up to hit hit the

686
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Speaker 2: ground running.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, well where Aussies, you're not that.

688
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 2: That's when she's losing ground there.

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Speaker 14: I love I love your show. It's fantastic whatever this

690
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Speaker 14: time all.

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Speaker 2: Right, Sharon, thank you very much. Shows, let's go em.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know most of them. This feels like the

693
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Speaker 2: abuse I got when I started the show. You're not

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Speaker 2: from here. We can't listen Karen, good morning.

695
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Speaker 14: Good morning, How are you well?

696
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Speaker 2: We're falling out with everyone, Jack and I falling out

697
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 2: with people about an envelope? Which are you on this.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

699
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Speaker 2: It has been our first time that we've fallen out

700
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Speaker 2: with the listeners this year, isn't it? How sad? Somewhere

701
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 2: in the head office in Sydney they're going to look

702
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 2: at the figures when the ratings come out and go,

703
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Speaker 2: what the hell happened on that faithful Tuesday?

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Speaker 3: Definitely, definitely the first time on nationality this year.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I think we moved on, but it's always going

706
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 2: to be there loking in the background, isn't it scratching?

707
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 2: It comes back up? Do you know who still refers

708
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 2: to me as Pommy most days? Do you?

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Speaker 8: Or do you not?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: All right then five Time Tuesday, Melbourn's biggest radio phone

712
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Speaker 2: in five phone in is running at the same time

713
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Speaker 2: since we started, since we came back this year with

714
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Speaker 2: this step in every single Tuesday. So many great stories

715
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Speaker 2: and some trickle on till the next day after. Even

716
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 2: last week we've got the great spy stories the other

717
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 2: day after we've been talking about your parents having an

718
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Speaker 2: unusual job. All right, here are the five phone ins.

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Speaker 2: If you've got any stories, as always as you listen

720
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Speaker 2: to them and come trickling by. If you've got any stories,

721
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Speaker 2: pick up the phone, give us a call nine one

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Speaker 2: oh four three. Nothing about envelopes. I cheated and a

723
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Speaker 2: shame to say that. Watching my daughter play Saturday Sports

724
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Speaker 2: at the weekend. She's playing touch rugby and I was

725
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Speaker 2: stood on the touchligne watching and the rival coach will

726
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Speaker 2: stood next to me, and as a player one of

727
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 2: the girls was about to go on. She said, start

728
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Speaker 2: playing it out wide. Start playing it out wide. I

729
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 2: passed this on to my daughter, went tell your teammates,

730
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Speaker 2: tell your coach they're going to start to play it

731
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Speaker 2: out wide. She went, oh, I don't think you should

732
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Speaker 2: do that. Went what you do with information is up

733
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Speaker 2: to you. I cheated a bit of shade for you'll

734
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Speaker 2: be barred from the touch sign from now on. I cheated.

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Speaker 2: What have you cheated? At one four three yesterday? It's

736
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Speaker 2: playing golf in the evening. Got hit in the head

737
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Speaker 2: by a golf ball? What have you been hit in

738
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Speaker 2: the head by? And looking for all kinds of stories,

739
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Speaker 2: but unusual word and wonderful things that you've been hit

740
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Speaker 2: in the noggin by one four three. Last week it

741
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Speaker 2: was the brit Awards. You might have heard about this.

742
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Speaker 2: It was the brit Awards in London and where it's hosted.

743
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Speaker 2: It's a real pain to get to forget going by car.

744
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 2: You'll be there for ages and take you two hours

745
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Speaker 2: at least. So Ronnie Wood, you know from the Rolling Stones,

746
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,240
Speaker 2: got the London Underground and you get the London Underground

747
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Speaker 2: one to where the britge is hosted. Your four five

748
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 2: minutes in a compartment on a London underground there's no

749
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Speaker 2: getting off, there's nowhere to get off your running Wood.

750
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Speaker 2: People are going to see who you are. Ronnie Wood

751
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Speaker 2: was on the London Underground last week, good Man headed

752
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Speaker 2: to the Brits. Your spottings of celebrities on planes, trains,

753
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Speaker 2: trams and automobiles and things you found out late in life.

754
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Speaker 2: Our young producer Rio has only just found out the

755
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 2: pickles part of the cucumber family. What did you find

756
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 2: out late in life? So here are the topics today.

757
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Speaker 2: I cheated what have you been hitting the head by?

758
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 2: Oh finally I forgot this one. Monkeys simply that you've

759
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 2: got a story about a monkey. We need to hear

760
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Speaker 2: about it.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

762
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Speaker 2: So the five topers to now five to it Tuesday?

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Speaker 2: Are I cheated? What is stories about you cheating? What

764
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 2: have you been hitting the head by? But hitting the

765
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 2: head by a golf boy yesterday? Anything to do with

766
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,320
Speaker 2: monkeys is just an open phone in monkey stories, famous

767
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 2: people on planes, trains, trams or automobiles. The things you

768
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Speaker 2: found out late in life, Christian, I found it late

769
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Speaker 2: in life. What are in julight meant in the song?

770
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 2: I only found out in my forties? That's from some

771
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Speaker 2: All right, there's sex and calls. Right now, let's go

772
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Speaker 2: to Marty. Good morning, Good morning, Christian. How are you? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm good. So you were calling and you've been hitting

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Speaker 2: the head by something? What is it? Yeah?

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Speaker 15: Yeah, I got hitting the head by dead and said

776
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,320
Speaker 15: the chicken on me way to my round as a

777
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Speaker 15: posty in cener Rodo.

778
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:24,720
Speaker 2: Spentley got hitting the head by a dead, defeathered chicken.

779
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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 15: The guy must have come from the side of me

781
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 15: and he just pulled up through it at your head

782
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 15: and he says, I believe you're hungry. I hope you're

783
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 15: like KFC said, it's not even cook mate.

784
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Speaker 3: What a strange encounter a KFC drive by?

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Speaker 12: It was.

786
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Speaker 15: It was knocked me off my bike though, but I

787
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Speaker 15: had to report that incident to work and they didn't

788
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Speaker 15: believe me. I except one post he saw me get hit, so.

789
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Speaker 2: I was happy, right, Oh, sorry about that?

790
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Speaker 3: He who's happy? Oh?

791
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 2: Yum yum? Actually, who doesn't like fried chicken?

792
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Speaker 12: I just left it in the middle of the road.

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Speaker 3: Bay up.

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Speaker 2: All right, Marty, thank you very much. You call mate.

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Speaker 15: Now it's Christian, Thank you, by.

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Speaker 2: I have a good day, Luke, good morning.

797
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Speaker 16: Good morning Christian.

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Speaker 11: I'm bringing up things discovered late in life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what did you find out late in life?

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Speaker 11: I'm forty one and last month I discovered that Scandinavia

801
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Speaker 11: is not one country.

802
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Speaker 2: I'm forty six and this is news to me. What

803
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 2: do you mean it's not one country and I'm from Europe.

804
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 11: It's three, is it?

805
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 3: You know that Norway, Sweden, Finland that makes up Scandinavia.

806
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 3: Didn't know?

807
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 2: Did you know? Perhaps?

808
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,320
Speaker 3: Come on, guys, what did they teach you back in school?

809
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 2: I'm not this so it's three different countries? Now you

810
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 2: know this because you have European heritage, your mom and dad.

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Speaker 3: Well, my dad's Dutch. Yes, I mean it's close to Scandinavia.

812
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 2: It's closer than Australia.

813
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Speaker 3: Is now the time to tell the story, Pats Christian

814
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:05,280
Speaker 3: had we had something come up about Mauritius, and Christian

815
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 3: goes ah the Caribbean, and I'm pretty sure Mauritius is

816
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 3: in Africa. You go, really, I've been there.

817
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Speaker 2: I still think. I still think I'm doing a radio

818
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Speaker 2: show in England. Thank you very much, Luke. Let's go

819
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Speaker 2: to Karen. Good morning, Karen, Good morning Christian.

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Speaker 7: How are you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good Karen. I hope you're well. This one that's

822
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 2: for calling in.

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Speaker 14: I'm well.

824
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Speaker 10: I can emphasize with being hit in the head because

825
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Speaker 10: I was hitting the head.

826
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Speaker 2: By now the howl flying is your head.

827
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Speaker 10: Now and I flew into my head. So we're out

828
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 10: at Hillsville watching the bird show as you do, and

829
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Speaker 10: the bird. I was videoing the bird. Actually I thought

830
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Speaker 10: that's coming quite close. It's coming really close, and it

831
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Speaker 10: hit me in the head. So I fin videoed myself

832
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 10: being hit in the head with an owl.

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Speaker 2: That's incredible. I find that strange because the owls are

834
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Speaker 2: famous for having. If you ever see a cartoon image

835
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 2: of an hour to show us have amazing eyesight. The

836
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 2: owl has always got glasses on it, you know, they're

837
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Speaker 2: famous about to see a mouse from you know, a

838
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 2: couple of k's up in a you know, up in

839
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Speaker 2: the sky.

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Speaker 10: How did they now flying to you it didn't have glasses. Well,

841
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 10: the guy was feeding the owl, and I was right

842
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 10: up to the back because that's where they ran. So

843
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 10: I said to my nom, because we'll get it up

844
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 10: close and personal encounter with the owl. And look, I

845
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Speaker 10: think it just might have misjudged a bit. And it

846
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 10: was very up close and personal because it.

847
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Speaker 14: Was right to my head, so it was quite hard.

848
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 10: It was quite a big l too, so it was

849
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Speaker 10: not enjoyable. But the crowd's got a lot of amusement

850
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Speaker 10: out of it. So good shit.

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Speaker 2: Then same tomorrow one o'clock guarantees he's on face planted

852
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Speaker 2: with an owl. And that's amazing. Thank you very much,

853
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 2: thank you bye, Not for now. But I staid about

854
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Speaker 2: the time that I hired an owl for my best

855
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 2: friend's wedding. You can hire an owl and it has

856
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 2: all pounds around its neck and it has the wedding

857
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Speaker 2: ring and it flies on the back of the church

858
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 2: over anyone's head like this, silently swoops lands on. The

859
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Speaker 2: best man ever is has like this suede glove that

860
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Speaker 2: lands and they undo it.

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Speaker 4: You get the winning something out Harry.

862
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, Andrew Coome oning Coome Morning, Andrew, Welcome to the

863
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Speaker 2: show five to but Tuesday you're calling it about.

864
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Speaker 12: They had famous people on transport. I drive jurist buses

865
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Speaker 12: around Melbourne and understanding it takes a big blink one

866
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Speaker 12: a two fan. I actually transferred him from the sitting

867
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Speaker 12: from their hotel to the airport.

868
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Speaker 3: I have a big what were they like.

869
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,240
Speaker 2: To know? Someone in a short ship to an airport

870
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Speaker 2: pick up more chat shows in the back of an

871
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Speaker 2: airport transfer.

872
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 3: The coaraoke success.

873
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Speaker 2: And how revealing about the inner human psyche of those guests.

874
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 2: Then Carryoka.

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Speaker 12: They did misbehavior. They continually lining up cigarettes on the

876
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Speaker 12: way out there, so I tried to tell them up

877
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Speaker 12: to do it, but they just wouldn't listen.

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Speaker 2: Like everybody know the band now, Andrew, thank you very

879
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 2: much for calling.

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Speaker 1: In The Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show podcast.

881
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 2: Clarification Mister Scandinavia over there Christian chat was wrong. Scandinavia

882
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 2: is actually comprised of Denmark, Norway and Sweden, not finlandd

883
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Speaker 2: knows us because he's listening online on the iHeart platform

884
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Speaker 2: in Finland. Get that.

885
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,720
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Actually, I was about to kick up a storm.

886
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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna argue with you anymore, Finnan.

887
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Speaker 2: It's gone international. There's problem now, Jack Finland wade in,

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Speaker 2: thank you very much. The Christian owls are usually out

889
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 2: at night, though, I think that's the last call. Is

890
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 2: so they got hitting a head by an owl? That

891
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Speaker 2: is actually as so I used to when he was

892
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Speaker 2: a kid who was a burd sporter. Not all owls

893
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Speaker 2: are nocturnal. Many are what's called diurnal, which means they

894
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Speaker 2: operate at both nighttime and daytime. The snowy owl and

895
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Speaker 2: I believe the great Northern hawk ow are just two examples.

896
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Speaker 3: They never sleep, they do.

897
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Speaker 2: But they can operate in either. All right, anyway, Fire

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Speaker 2: to a bit Tuesday stuff you learn on the radio.

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Speaker 2: Fire to a bit Tuesday five phone in is at

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Speaker 2: the same time nine four one four one oh four three.

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Speaker 2: Enough with the calls now about it appear to be

902
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Speaker 2: an Australian thing of you flinging chickens at each other

903
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Speaker 2: in the head.

904
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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know what that's from.

905
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Speaker 2: You never know really with people what goes on in

906
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Speaker 2: someone's head. Why you would open a car window and

907
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 2: flow a fling a chicken at a post he's head.

908
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,760
Speaker 2: But anyway, we've had enough chickens been flung up people's

909
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Speaker 2: heads this morning. What have you been hitting the head

910
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 2: by brackets? No more chicken calls? I cheated? Still no

911
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 2: caols hit about you cheating? Monkey stories and famous people

912
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 2: on planes, trains, trams and autobiles and things you found

913
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Speaker 2: out late in life. That's the stories we're looking for

914
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Speaker 2: this morning. Nine four one four one oh four three.

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Speaker 16: Fred, good morning, Good morning Christian.

916
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Speaker 2: Great name. That is a great old school name that Fred.

917
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Speaker 2: I love it you Fred? What have you got for mate?

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Speaker 16: I got chased by monkeys across the rooftop in India.

919
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Speaker 2: Chill, well, this is where Trump is. This is why

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Speaker 2: they've got the monkey police while he's out there, in

921
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Speaker 2: case they maraudered you? Really, first out a can of

922
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:21,400
Speaker 2: a marauder? Have you been maraudered by anything?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 2: What happened? Fred?

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Speaker 16: So I was with a bunch of other backpackers on

926
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Speaker 16: the rooftop in Varanasi, and we're watching the kite flies

927
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Speaker 16: as you do with an evening, and the next thing,

928
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Speaker 16: you know, monkeys, as they always are, they come through.

929
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Speaker 16: But the baby monkey had been cut off from the

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Speaker 16: main troop and then it started yelping, and the next

931
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Speaker 16: thing you know, the daddy monkey bounded across the rooftops

932
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Speaker 16: chased everyone on the roof. Basically we all ran for

933
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Speaker 16: our lives down the stairs, traditionally tumbling over each.

934
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Speaker 12: Other to try to get away.

935
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Speaker 16: And the trick is not to be the last person.

936
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Speaker 2: They did daddy monkey grab the back of your pants.

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Speaker 2: Were not so quickly.

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Speaker 16: It was terrifying. His teeth were bad. He was coming

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Speaker 16: at us. He wasn't stopping. Had this monkey about ten

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Speaker 16: percent the size of a human Chaskey.

941
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Speaker 2: The worst ones when you get to over twenty five

942
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Speaker 2: percent the size of a human, they're terrifying those ones,

943
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Speaker 2: all right, Fred, thank you very much, You cooled mate,

944
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Speaker 2: Very funny.

945
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Speaker 16: Thank you, Christian, great show.

946
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Speaker 11: Bye JP wanting Christian Morning Jack, Morning pats.

947
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Speaker 3: Hey.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I got smacked in the head with a full

949
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Speaker 11: head of iceberg lettuce ah him on from the.

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Speaker 2: Chicken iceberg letters, How so, JP, Well.

951
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Speaker 11: We're in Albi and we were ran in the corner

952
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Speaker 11: in my life and all of a sudden, I just

953
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Speaker 11: get smacked in the side of the head with an

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Speaker 11: ice cerg lettuce and we just, you know, we're stunned.

955
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Speaker 11: And we looked where it came from and it was

956
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Speaker 11: a lady throwing it to her husband who had the trolley.

957
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Speaker 11: But she didn't throw it hard enough. She would never

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Speaker 11: have made the decions anyway.

959
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Speaker 2: Did they say anything, oh sorry about that?

960
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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, yeah, there was you know, the politically correct

961
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Speaker 11: I'm sorry, but you know, there was not. It was

962
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Speaker 11: not half felt. And when we bumped into them in

963
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Speaker 11: the next hour, they looked really seepish, but that was it.

964
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Speaker 2: It's incredible.

965
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 11: But yeah, and there was an Aldie attendant standing right

966
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Speaker 11: next to you when it happened, and.

967
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Speaker 3: He did nothing.

968
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 2: Shocking, disgusting, shame on that person who did not. Fat

969
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 2: you see an iceberg being flung through the air, that's

970
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 2: your job to stop stuff like that.

971
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Speaker 3: If you don't speak up, you're just as bad as

972
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Speaker 3: the throw up.

973
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Speaker 2: JP. Very funny mate, No, thank you, having a good day,

974
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Another contend of the title of

975
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 2: today show sign ten percent of a human all right,

976
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 2: known four one four one o four three keep these

977
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 2: kills coming, They're brilliant today. Still nothing on your cheating stories?

978
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 2: What have you been hitting the head? Bind now more

979
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 2: checking stories monkeys, famous people on planes, trains and autobiles

980
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,399
Speaker 2: and things you found out late in life?

981
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Speaker 1: Chris John O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast.

982
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Speaker 2: All right to say some more cause, thank you very

983
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 2: much for all the calls this morning on fine form

984
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 2: as always, Malcolm, good morning.

985
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 12: Good morning, Christian.

986
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 11: How are you?

987
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 3: Yeah?

988
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 2: I'm good, Malcolm, and I hope you're well too. Which

989
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 2: story are you calling it about?

990
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 3: I'm calling about things that I've learned.

991
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 12: Late in life? Yeah?

992
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 2: And what have you learned late in life?

993
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:25,280
Speaker 12: Okay?

994
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 3: It wasn't until about two years ago that I heard

995
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,320
Speaker 3: a back announce on the song that I realized that

996
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 3: Falco didn't actually sing a song about hot potatoes. Come on,

997
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 3: I tell you we're all here.

998
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 2: You're getting Malcolm, I'm not hearing hot potato in this.

999
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,280
Speaker 15: I know how you could hear armadam.

1000
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 2: I hear only adis amadis.

1001
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 11: I only hear hot potatoes.

1002
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 2: And that's all I've ever.

1003
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,400
Speaker 3: Heard that's the same sin.

1004
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,439
Speaker 2: Is that true, Malcolm? You only found out two years

1005
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:58,720
Speaker 2: ago when.

1006
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 12: They back announced the song and said.

1007
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:02,400
Speaker 14: This is really careful.

1008
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 12: We can just see them saying it.

1009
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 2: So you have thought the years it was a smash

1010
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 2: hit in the eighties about hot potatoes.

1011
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 12: Absolutely worked for the Wiggles.

1012
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,439
Speaker 2: Funny, funny, Malcolm, very fine, here one more time. Yeah,

1013
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 2: I don't hear it clear as anything, Malcolm, very funny, cool.

1014
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:33,800
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, mate, Have a good day you too. Alana.

1015
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 7: Hello, good morning, good morning, old morning Christian.

1016
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 2: Good morning Elana. Welcome to the show mate. And what

1017
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 2: story have you got for us today? Alana? I have

1018
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 2: a celebrity on a plane, okay, So we had Blink

1019
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 2: one eighty two and an airport transfer. Who have you

1020
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 2: got on the plane?

1021
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 7: So I had Prince Frederick. I was cabin crew a

1022
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 7: couple of years back for an airline and I had

1023
00:47:57,239 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 7: Prince Frederick. And Mary went on a different airline carrier,

1024
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 7: so I had Prince Frederick.

1025
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 3: So Prince Frederick is the is Mary's husband?

1026
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,280
Speaker 7: Yes, Prince Frederick of Denmark.

1027
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 2: Everything's about today? How strange? All right? It's just on

1028
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 2: the plane with his security detail or that kind of

1029
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 2: low level security doesn't get anything a three.

1030
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 10: Levels of three rows, sorry of security.

1031
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 3: The Royal family of Denmark.

1032
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:30,360
Speaker 2: Listen, there's the royal family and then the other mumblies

1033
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 2: who have their own local franchise. When it's like McDonald's,

1034
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 2: come on, the rest of the world goes.

1035
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 1: Well.

1036
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 7: Royalty have to fly separately because of the bloodline. So

1037
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Speaker 7: I was with him and his new infant. Who knows

1038
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 7: what the kid was called, but the kid was sitting

1039
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 7: on his lap and throwing stuffle on the floor. So

1040
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 7: while yeah, while we were just sending into Hobert, I

1041
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 7: was picking up some stuff off the floor and as

1042
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Speaker 7: men do.

1043
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:11,959
Speaker 10: They sit with their legs wide open.

1044
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 7: It I look up and I'm in between the Prince's

1045
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 7: legs and I was like, oh, sorry, last he goes.

1046
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:19,839
Speaker 7: Don't tell Mary.

1047
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 2: Okay. This was in two parts. Get to Sparkle won't

1048
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:32,439
Speaker 2: be in the podcast. It doesn't matter. The world won't

1049
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 2: know because no one cares about that raw look.

1050
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

1051
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 2: This is always about the show where Jack and I

1052
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 2: get tense half an hour way from the outwork time,

1053
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 2: where where time wast still, where we start to get

1054
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:49,360
Speaker 2: as ready. Then we reminded ourselves that today we decided

1055
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:54,839
Speaker 2: to go with accountants songs Songs for accountants? Why too

1056
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:55,760
Speaker 2: hard a challenge?

1057
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 3: Blank page?

1058
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 2: Thirty minutes ago? You'll be fine? All right, let's get

1059
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Speaker 2: one last call Andrea. Good morning, morning, Christian.

1060
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 8: How are you?

1061
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 2: I'm good? So you're calling it about the first one

1062
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Speaker 2: to call in this morning? Well, five to wed Tuesday

1063
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 2: when we haven't anything yet? Is about cheating? So is

1064
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 2: this you?

1065
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 8: It is?

1066
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Speaker 2: It is?

1067
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Speaker 13: I'm a big, fat liar and big cheat.

1068
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Speaker 14: When I was in year eleven at school, our.

1069
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Speaker 13: Math's teacher left the room and I took it upon

1070
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Speaker 13: myself to mark her marking book because she had a

1071
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Speaker 13: few blank spots there, and I marked that I've completed

1072
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Speaker 13: quite a few units.

1073
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Speaker 2: That I had not.

1074
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Speaker 13: And I also helped out a couple of my other

1075
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Speaker 13: schoolmates and put a couple of marks in for them

1076
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Speaker 13: as well.

1077
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 2: Wow, do you get away with it?

1078
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 14: I did?

1079
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 8: I did?

1080
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Speaker 3: And do you give yourself an A plus? Or is

1081
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Speaker 3: that too? Obviously? You give yourself a because it's more

1082
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Speaker 3: it was just.

1083
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Speaker 13: An end for not complete s the satisfactory and I,

1084
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Speaker 13: you know, mark myself as satisfactory. I was quite pleased

1085
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Speaker 13: with myself.

1086
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Speaker 2: You were satisfied, quite satisfied, Andrew, thank you very much.

1087
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Speaker 2: You cool, have a good day and you too.

1088
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Speaker 1: You bite the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast. Christian O'Connell's

1089
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,439
Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars.

1090
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:12,959
Speaker 2: Your bills furniture and she got the homes for fifty years,

1091
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:17,319
Speaker 2: all right, yesterday, this time yesterday. Then we spoke to Eric, Eric,

1092
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 2: a dad of eleven kids. Were still yet to find

1093
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 2: a bigger family here in Melbourne than someone with eleven kids.

1094
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Speaker 2: Let's call one of you up right now. So final

1095
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Speaker 2: week on pay your bills. You just head online, tell

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Speaker 2: me about as many bills as you want, gold one

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00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,799
Speaker 2: of four to three dot com dot au. And then

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00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,799
Speaker 2: we call one of you doing the Breakfast Show live.

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Speaker 2: And then at ten one and four, I hope this

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Speaker 2: person picks up. They've just started a business and.

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00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 1: They need to.

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Speaker 2: Hello Christopher Christian Christopher Hey May, is this you Chris

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00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 2: of all Trades? Yes, that is me, all right, so

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00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 2: I'm looking at your form for pay your bi else

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00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 2: you just set up your own trading business.

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Speaker 11: Yeah that's right, Yeah, Chris of all Trades with christ

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00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 11: of the ka I like.

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00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 2: You and a nice name for this as well, Christ

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00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 2: of all trades. How's it going? Is it right?

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00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: Really?

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00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 2: Early days, first couple of months.

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00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's been pretty slow, to be honest.

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00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:17,720
Speaker 8: I've done so many.

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00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,720
Speaker 13: Quotes, but it's just a matter of fact of getting

1115
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:20,399
Speaker 13: the actual job.

1116
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:22,439
Speaker 15: And sometimes you have to wait up to a month

1117
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,399
Speaker 15: after you have to meet a quote until a year back.

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00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 15: So yeah, extremely slow, but trying to stick at it.

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00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 2: And what are you doing at the meantime to keep

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Speaker 2: yourself busy.

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00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 11: I'm just chinking away at Month's house, helping her out

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00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 11: with the renovation. I'm standing the deck at the moment.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't sound like it, mate, I mean sign, I

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00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 2: mean listen. I'm not your mum, but you are doing

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00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 2: nothing around that house, all right, So listen, you need

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00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 2: two hundred and twelve two hundred and twelve dollars if

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00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 2: you car red shoe, that's right. But I'm guessing you

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00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,359
Speaker 2: need a load of of the tools, don't you. You're

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00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 2: trying to sort of fineance setting up a business.

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00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 11: Oh, definitely always need tools, all right.

1131
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 2: We're going to give you one thousand dollars.

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00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 11: Oh really?

1133
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,919
Speaker 16: Oh you're a baby, all.

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00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 2: Right, we'll give you one thousand dollars. Then for Chris

1136
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 2: of all Trades, Chris, have you got a website or

1137
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 2: where where people can find you? We need to help

1138
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 2: you drum up some business.

1139
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,399
Speaker 15: Oh thanks, if they can find me on Facebook, it's

1140
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 15: Chris of all Trades.

1141
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 11: Chris is spelt with a K.

1142
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:28,279
Speaker 2: And have you got a website yet?

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00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 12: No?

1144
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 11: Not yet, just the Facebook pave.

1145
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:32,879
Speaker 2: Do you know what. I'm sure there might be someone

1146
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 2: listening right now that might be set you up with

1147
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:37,280
Speaker 2: a basic website as well, Chris, That would be amazing.

1148
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,359
Speaker 2: Are you on Instagram? Because this is what you should

1149
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 2: do right, get your word out there now. People like

1150
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 2: looking at videos of people's homes. Look at the biggest

1151
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 2: TV shows around the world. Other people. We're a nosey

1152
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:48,800
Speaker 2: about how people do up their homes. You should be

1153
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 2: set up something on Instagram for Chris of all Trades,

1154
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 2: so when you start to get projects, you can post

1155
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 2: up your work on there. There's your references and your

1156
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:56,959
Speaker 2: CV is your work.

1157
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 12: Yeah, definitely. My mum's been trying to get me to

1158
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:00,799
Speaker 12: do that for a while.

1159
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:02,360
Speaker 11: Or might get onto that today.

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00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 2: Maybe in the next couple of minutes. I mean I

1161
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 2: had to sound like you're a business manager here. But

1162
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 2: come on, buddy, if you're plugging me, yeah, all right,

1163
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,920
Speaker 2: get on Instagram, try and get Chris of all Trades

1164
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 2: all right, we'll do.

1165
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 7: I've better now before a listener gets.

1166
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:19,800
Speaker 11: It before me.

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00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 3: Okay, right, Actually that's smart because we've had listeners steal

1168
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 3: ideas from us before.

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00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, and rival shows as well. If I was going

1170
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,839
Speaker 2: to be a traded do you know what the ace

1171
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:33,719
Speaker 2: of trades is? What I call? Why didn't you reacht

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00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:38,160
Speaker 2: both of those? Okay, alright, Chris, they could find you

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00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 2: on Facebook. Yeah, Chris of all Trades, thank you. Let

1174
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:45,280
Speaker 2: this man quote this week for your building projects. Okay,

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00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 2: thanks mane all right, buddy, good luck Chris the trades

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00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 2: speak to you to him?

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Speaker 3: Bye.

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Speaker 1: Christ Joan O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Martin up late in the UK listen to us online

1180
00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 2: on the iHeart app. He look to everyone who's doing

1181
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 2: that wherever you are the world, Christian, I am questioning,

1182
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:05,839
Speaker 2: as I often do. Listen to this show. Jack all

1183
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 2: is fishy often with that, Jack, I agree, I'm questioning. Jack.

1184
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 2: Suppose workmate gathering and is recently your a furbished house

1185
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 2: using excuse. We are trying to get a date where

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00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 2: everyone can make it. Has he this year actually offered

1187
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 2: any dates to you, Pats or any of the other team.

1188
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:27,840
Speaker 2: If he hasn't, how does he know what dates are

1189
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 2: the right dates? Once more, all smells fishy with that,

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Speaker 2: Jack Martin.

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00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:37,759
Speaker 3: But it sounds like somebody who doesn't ever organize the gatherings.

1192
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 3: Nobody knows how hard it is to be the organizer

1193
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 3: of have you had.

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00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 2: A save the date?

1195
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 4: Not us single dates?

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00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 2: Well, in the meantime we work together. I've organized a

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00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 2: party that you are invited to.

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00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,400
Speaker 3: And all came to I would like to extend to

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Speaker 3: you bring to me dates that you can do.

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Speaker 2: That's not how it works.

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00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 6: And then you can say, oh no, sorry, busy, got

1202
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 6: something on washing my hair.

1203
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:07,240
Speaker 2: Now we're going quilting this weekend, all right, mark my words.

1204
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 3: By the end of the financial year.

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00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:16,320
Speaker 2: We will have someone's been looking at accountancy terms. I

1206
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 2: should just say, after nine we are doing accountancy songs.

1207
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 2: An idea. It was Rio's idea, throwing you onto us.

1208
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:25,439
Speaker 2: This is a terrible idea. I feel sick with nerves.

1209
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 2: Are the crummy ones I've got to trot out? After

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00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 2: nine so that's what you're now talking about, the end

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00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 2: of the financial I haven't had a single date from Patsy.

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00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 2: I mean I've been round. He clearly has an issue

1213
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 2: with you that obviously don't want the old imbreds coming

1214
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 2: around with someone.

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00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 3: We would love to have all team members around. We'd

1216
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 3: actually love.

1217
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:47,520
Speaker 2: Have ied a stranger to come and live in Fritz's

1218
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Speaker 2: basement or whatever.

1219
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 3: We want to have the whole team around when we

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00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 3: can do it, would it be fine by June thirty?

1221
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 2: Have you going to write this off as a tax dodge?

1222
00:56:57,239 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 2: Can you claim it? We're having a brainstorming session Jack.

1223
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 2: Why is there a flip chart in the corner of

1224
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 2: the so called past?

1225
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:06,840
Speaker 1: Tonight the Christian O'Connor breakfast Show podcast.

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00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 2: Guys, I'm in the final stages of a very tricky

1227
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 2: negotiation with a listener very close to finally owning a

1228
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 2: set of Encyclopedia Britannicas. He's agreed to hand them over

1229
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 2: the real legit one wants no money, just to assurance

1230
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 2: and promise to me that I will make good use

1231
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 2: of them. I promise you. I will. Just need to

1232
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 2: find out where he is and.

1233
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 3: What year as well. We don't want any nineteen sixties.

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00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 2: We're still getting off us a funk and wagoner or son.

1235
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 2: No truck with them. They're not coming to the studio

1236
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 2: all right. So to all our friends right now who

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00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 2: work in accountancy offices, this one is for you. We

1238
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 2: have sweated blood, Jack and I for these accountancy songs.

1239
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:54,240
Speaker 2: I'll see your baby shaking your assets sheets. Thank you,

1240
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 2: simply invest.

1241
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 3: That's good.

1242
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 2: But they all come on to that conferences spreadsheep, baby,

1243
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 2: it's the fiscal countdown and my showstopper I audit through

1244
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 2: the grape vine.

1245
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 1: Thats are really good.

1246
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 2: Okay, what have you got, Jackie boy? Accountancy songs?

1247
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 3: Girls just want to refund? Nice Jenny from the HR block,

1248
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 3: I'll school reference what a song and where the receipts

1249
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 3: have no claim? Nice, where the receipts have.

1250
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 2: No It feels like an internal email. Accountancy office will

1251
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 2: send it, send around with they all right, send us

1252
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 2: you'll accountancy songs to see if you struggle like Jack

1253
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 2: and I have oh four seven five O three one

1254
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 2: oh four three oh four seven five O three one

1255
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 2: O four three with your accountancy songs.

1256
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:53,040
Speaker 1: Christ John O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast All the Sweet You

1257
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 1: got tickets who indulge you at the Wine and Cheese

1258
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: Fest at Timberyard Port, Melbourne Sunday the Earth of March.

1259
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 2: You get ent and which is very generous of them.

1260
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 2: What a great prize. Se many times we've had complaints

1261
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 2: and people that had to climb over a wall and

1262
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 2: turn out where they were stolen tickets. I've tod the team.

1263
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 2: We can't have that anymore.

1264
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 3: Your album John State in there you just don't have entry.

1265
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 2: Why put that on this sheet? You get entry?

1266
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 1: Yeah you think.

1267
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 2: Also you get a bottle of boutique wine and also

1268
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:26,440
Speaker 2: some cheeses as well the Wine and Cheese Fest. It's

1269
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 2: all on Today's at work time way stuff. Accountancy songs.

1270
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 2: Songs are accountant So all our friends listening in accountancy

1271
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 2: offices all over Melbourne, this one's for you. Enjoy. Hello,

1272
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,320
Speaker 2: it's not me you're looking for. Just transfer you to

1273
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:49,360
Speaker 2: the accountancy department. Civil plus Shelley Born to run a spreadsheet,

1274
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:54,400
Speaker 2: Civil plus Liam and Seaford. That's not my claim. Bronze

1275
00:59:55,080 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 2: sweet tax return, Oh mine, bronze rob tax returns done,

1276
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 2: dirt cheat god Damien very good? Is that the same

1277
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,880
Speaker 2: Damiens who owns a letter owner. I believe it is.

1278
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 2: That's kind of smarts, tactual healing, gold, Kimmy and crawling,

1279
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 2: very good, killing me microsoftly with his song. Damn very

1280
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:24,760
Speaker 2: very smart. What on Hayden, everybody's doing the calculation? Silver

1281
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 2: said the LOCOMOTIONI Muzzo Cramborne smells like tax liability silvil plus,

1282
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 2: Daniel McCormack and Bentley East, well done, Boulevard of lost

1283
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:43,440
Speaker 2: receipts silver plus g then well done footloose change silver,

1284
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 2: he's marked himself Bronze plus Johnny b Goods and Services Silver.

1285
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 2: When the going gets tough, write it off sivil plus,

1286
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 2: Sir Kerry can't get you out of the red silver

1287
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 2: plus and enter tax man. Oh great metallic song that

1288
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 2: would be.

1289
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 3: Let's get a tax for the prize. Let's go taxual healing.

1290
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 2: Taxual healing. You win the wine and cheese vest over

1291
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 2: fifty vendors entertained, master classes and the Great Stomp comp

1292
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 2: and don't forget you get entry the.

1293
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 1: Christ Joan O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast.

1294
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 2: What have you seen up on the roof?

1295
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 3: Well, I'm as I walk up and down my street

1296
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:27,560
Speaker 3: checking out my neighbors, which I do because my next

1297
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 3: door neighbors I'm having a silent feud with at the

1298
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 3: moment after I asked them to come and stay at

1299
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 3: our house and they didn't want to because they don't

1300
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:38,120
Speaker 3: know you cause you're creepy. Yeah, get this, the neighbors

1301
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:40,560
Speaker 3: directly across the road and we have we don't have

1302
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 3: front facing houses across the road, we have back facing houses.

1303
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 3: I was watching them yesterday getting up on their roof sat.

1304
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:50,240
Speaker 2: And this is what happens when you do a breakfast show.

1305
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:52,600
Speaker 2: I'm the same. I get home right, I'll make a

1306
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:55,000
Speaker 2: cup past and I just have a nose around through

1307
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 2: my shutters, right, just see what's going on in the street.

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01:01:58,200 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 2: And that I caught myself.

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01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 3: I said, when did?

1310
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:04,000
Speaker 2: I said, depart of my DNA become activated right now

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Speaker 2: and I'm happily to spend five or ten minutes to

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Speaker 2: seeing what's going on. Who's that carving part? Then local?

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Speaker 3: Yes, as when you start to identifying cars up and

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Speaker 3: down the street, that you know you spend too much

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Speaker 3: time looking the house across the road.

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Speaker 2: So it's just a swina because I don't think you've

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Speaker 2: been around lovely place. So it's out in your deck.

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Speaker 2: You look at the place straight ahead.

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Speaker 3: Yeap, So we got the rail line, and then across

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Speaker 3: from the rail line the back of other houses, two

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Speaker 3: people on their roof directly across from us, in full

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Speaker 3: bee keeping outfits on the roof on the roof tending

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Speaker 3: to that's the headshield and the white tending to a

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Speaker 3: live bee hive. I believe it's called either, yes, letting

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Speaker 3: the bees out of the apary or trying to corral

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Speaker 3: them back into the apary. I couldn't tell. But what

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Speaker 3: I could tell was a swarm of bees and two

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Speaker 3: people in bee keeping outfits on their roof in our neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know you'd be able to know if

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Speaker 2: you are on the roof.

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Speaker 8: Now.

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Speaker 3: I know that bees are important for the earth because

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Speaker 3: if the bees go, apparently we all go.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know it's our responsibility now to house them

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Speaker 2: on our roofs.

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Speaker 3: Yes, to have suburban bees.

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Speaker 2: This is hipster thing. Well, you know, grow your own honey.

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Speaker 3: It probably.

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Speaker 2: All right, and then and charge too much of us

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Speaker 2: at craft fairs that asking to bayside and would pay

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Speaker 2: over them because it's all locally sourced artisan honey from

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Speaker 2: my roof from my eaves.

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Speaker 3: Now, Pats, I wanted to come in and do the

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Speaker 3: phone topic, the calling topic what what's on your roof?

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Speaker 3: But Christian wouldn't let me do it.

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Speaker 2: So I just didn't think we get that many calls.

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Speaker 4: Are you asking what's on my roof?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: No, like it's I know it is like that.

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Speaker 2: I mean with tiles, a solar panel, a.

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Speaker 3: Security guard making sure that people don't walk down.

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Speaker 4: The you've got a problem with birds.

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Speaker 2: Chris sits up there with a chair fing Chad doesn't

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Speaker 2: be a shotgun. Sure, undesirable. It is like a lifeguard

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Speaker 2: at high chair. All right, and let's do this. Then.

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Speaker 2: Let's just see for tomorrow if you do have any

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Speaker 2: stories radio worthy of what is on your roof? Email

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Speaker 2: me early to the party Christian at gold one I

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Speaker 2: four three dot com dot au and get ready tomorrow

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Speaker 2: morning for what is So it's on the roof.

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Speaker 3: What's on the roof, not in the roof, not in

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Speaker 3: an attic space.

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Speaker 2: Give me three examples of what we may get tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: We genuinely I'm struggling to think. All right, well, the

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Speaker 2: Dame's on the line. Now, what have I got a

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Speaker 2: story about?

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Speaker 3: Okay, beside the bees. Obviously we wouldn't take that because

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Speaker 3: we've just heard about.

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Speaker 2: Bees doubling up with the bees.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you have a deck chair.

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Speaker 2: Team plan nothing else to tomorrow's show. You say we're

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Speaker 2: getting a story about a deck chair a roof to

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Speaker 2: sleep tonights? How many sleeps to that?

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Speaker 3: Maybe? I think we asked the question because we don't know.

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Speaker 1: We can get but we don't know.

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Speaker 2: All right, what is on your roof tomorrow on the show?

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Speaker 2: What a great tease the.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Well, can't wait for tomorrow's show.

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Speaker 4: I am salivating it.

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Speaker 3: Give me another.

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Speaker 2: Example, excite me even more so. Yeah, when he heard

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Speaker 2: about the guy with a deck chair on his roof?

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Speaker 2: What else might we get in the phone in what

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Speaker 2: is on your room?

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Speaker 3: If we ask the question what's on your roof? We

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Speaker 3: could get an animal hutch for guinea pigs and rabbits.

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Speaker 3: We don't have a bake, we don't have a backyard,

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Speaker 3: so we got to keep him on the roof.

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Speaker 2: So the kids have got to watch Shinney up a

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Speaker 2: drain pipe. You're going food them twice and after school. Okay, Well, look,

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Speaker 2: you've got stories about what is on your room?

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Speaker 3: Have you got many emails yet?

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Speaker 2: None? But they're just getting ready because obviously it takes

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01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:56,640
Speaker 2: a while to give a big story.

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Speaker 3: Which story about what's on my roof should I write in?

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Speaker 2: Definitely? Itsos from Christian at gold one O four three

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Speaker 2: dot com dot au. Title of today's show is local

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Speaker 2: franchise royal family. I stand by those words were back

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Speaker 2: tomorrow mornings, Hi Christian.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast