Speaker 1: This is it just.
Speaker 2: Posted by a couple of mitch'slla you blease yourself for
Speaker 2: the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 1: I'd rather be dead than be called gunkle, that nickname
Speaker 1: for gay uncle. Just because I'm gay doesn't mean you
Speaker 1: need to change the word.
Speaker 3: Imagine if they were like God, he's put on weight.
Speaker 3: Funkls here give uncle.
Speaker 1: And Mitchell coos, hello you Hollo you you made it. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm back against all odds.
Speaker 3: I'm on quick roll call price keep it. Jenna here, fabulous,
Speaker 3: thank God? Because you're doing and is it just me
Speaker 3: of your own today?
Speaker 4: I am thinking about it?
Speaker 3: Have you actually you don't sound excited? Mitchell?
Speaker 1: Why no, No, Jenna doing an gym on this show
Speaker 1: would just be like when it gets really busy at
Speaker 1: Col's at the Christmas Peak and they put someone from
Speaker 1: the service area in the deli to power like it
Speaker 1: just you know, like it's just not what they're there for.
Speaker 3: You know, have a special skill set being in the Delhi.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Working in the Coles Deli
Speaker 1: takes craft.
Speaker 4: I feel like I could work in the Coles Deli.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't know you could.
Speaker 1: You could shave Milano legham, but it wouldn't be as
Speaker 1: thin and perfectly waded out as a delicatess and professional
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So we got to post in the Facebook group saying,
Speaker 3: should Jenna do anither just me of her own like
Speaker 3: Mitch and I do in every Monday episode. But before
Speaker 3: we even consider it, you're auditioning today.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 3: So we will have at least one engine from Jenna
Speaker 3: today because we've been working our tits off behind the
Speaker 3: scenes here because Mitch is working from home and normally
Speaker 3: we'd kick off with the caller doing anything just you,
Speaker 3: but we cannot, for the fucking life of us, figure
Speaker 3: out a way that the caller can hear all three
Speaker 3: of us while you're working from home.
Speaker 1: It's a nine wish. I wish people could see what
Speaker 1: went on behind the scenes. But we tried buttons, we
Speaker 1: tried YouTube videos, tutorials, We've opened the log books and lot.
Speaker 1: We just can't do it. It's not working.
Speaker 4: There were tears tears there.
Speaker 1: We were angry at each other.
Speaker 3: We figured out a way for you, Mitch to be
Speaker 3: able to communicate with them. So maybe Jenner and I
Speaker 3: art just go for a walk. Yeah, and you can
Speaker 3: just do it on your own.
Speaker 1: Well, that happened on Monday's episode. You had a full
Speaker 1: conversation with a real estate agent. I just sat there
Speaker 1: twddling my thumbs. It was nice. I had a micro sleep.
Speaker 3: But you weren't there for that, Jenna. But Simmon was
Speaker 3: an icon. You can send her this week's pride thing
Speaker 3: if we don't ever call it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 3: So that's Gary.
Speaker 5: Also, Also, I've got something to say. Yes, I used
Speaker 5: to work at a real estate agent. What Yes, I
Speaker 5: was the receptionist.
Speaker 3: Well you weren't fucking here were you when I needed you?
Speaker 5: I know?
Speaker 3: I made that same point on Monday. Didn't know me?
Speaker 3: You did many it abandons when we're at our lowest
Speaker 3: and we need help.
Speaker 1: It's true and we need you most. Jenna, When on
Speaker 1: earth did you a find the time and be actually
Speaker 1: work at a real estate.
Speaker 5: Agency from the years twenty eleven to twenty and thirteen?
Speaker 3: What was that in the background?
Speaker 4: Are you watching the Chase?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, Rage, do you mind turning the TV down
Speaker 1: to Chase? Sorry, I'm just recording something can working. She's
Speaker 1: absolutely li it. She's a twenty two year old girl
Speaker 1: who loves watching The Chase in the afternoon.
Speaker 3: Anyway, sorry what we're saying before that, Jenna, you used
Speaker 3: to work at a real estate agent. I actually did
Speaker 3: know that. Why didn't I ask you if you know
Speaker 3: someone I can call?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: I know. Do you keep in touch with any old colleagues.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got a few of their numbers.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, they're all the same.
Speaker 1: I've got no shade towards real estate agents, but I
Speaker 1: have the only real estate agents I know in my life,
Speaker 1: for like Lani and Shahan, who I went to high
Speaker 1: school with, who now work at the local real estate agency,
Speaker 1: and they love it. They work on commission and they
Speaker 1: all drive Porsches.
Speaker 5: It's true.
Speaker 3: Well, then, when you said you don't know anyone that
Speaker 3: works in real estate, what were you talking about.
Speaker 1: I don't know anyone that i'd reach out to. I
Speaker 1: can't reach out to lani Ya, sh and go. Hey, girls,
Speaker 1: come on the podcast. Last I saw them was when
Speaker 1: I had my tongue in their throat at the U twelve.
Speaker 1: Farewell your tongue in their throat? Man Ah, I think
Speaker 1: this is the first I've heard of this.
Speaker 2: Yes, as if.
Speaker 1: I've documented this many times I was getting with all
Speaker 1: the girls, and when I was in high school, I
Speaker 1: thought I was.
Speaker 3: I didn't know you were actually pashing them. I thought
Speaker 3: you were just kind of the gay best friend. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, No I was.
Speaker 1: I was well and truly pashing, pashing, and much more
Speaker 1: than pashing.
Speaker 3: Wait wait wait when did you lose your virginity nineteen?
Speaker 3: Oh so you when you say much more than passing?
Speaker 3: It was just the four play in school?
Speaker 1: Yeah, bits and bobs, a lot of four play, a
Speaker 1: lot of kissing. On my eighteenth birthday, I think I
Speaker 1: hooked up, like just kissed like seven girls. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I was like trying to catch them all. It was
Speaker 1: really awful. Hookemon Yeah essentially, yeah, that was me. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we have to go into that.
Speaker 3: Did you enjoy the passions though, or did you know
Speaker 3: that you'd rather be kissing a bloke?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't really know what was going on. I'm like,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm asexual because I'm not feeling it. And then
Speaker 1: when I finally did kiss a guy, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is actually now I understand.
Speaker 3: I went through a period where I thought I was
Speaker 3: asexual because the first guy I dated here I do
Speaker 3: not count as my first boyfriend. I was just not
Speaker 3: at all attracted to him, and I thought, well, he's
Speaker 3: a bloke, and if I'm not attracted to a bloke,
Speaker 3: then it must be a sexual. But then I realized
Speaker 3: he's just revolting. So no, it turns out I'm not a.
Speaker 1: Sexual that that tends to happen. He was just a beast,
Speaker 1: Wasn't Is that funny?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I thought I was asexual for a long time and
Speaker 1: then no gay turn without turns out? Now, Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Have I told you? Have I told this story on
Speaker 1: the podcast. I went on a date recently, and I
Speaker 1: think it's up there in one of the best dates
Speaker 1: I've ever been on in my life.
Speaker 3: Really, which one are you talking about? The Wicked one?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, it was the same guy I went
Speaker 1: to Wicked with. I went on I went to an
Speaker 1: escape room on a date.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a bit exciting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's like I have to say, not good
Speaker 1: for a first date, but like this.
Speaker 4: No way, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: This is like sixth seventh eighth date. This this guy
Speaker 1: is very cute and he was like, do you want
Speaker 1: to go to an escape room? It was the Halloween weekend,
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, let's do it. And it's such a
Speaker 1: good way to get like their problem solving skills with
Speaker 1: just the two of you, just the two of us
Speaker 1: in an escape room. Mister Pepper's Toy Shop was the
Speaker 1: name of it.
Speaker 3: That sounds like a nightmare. The only time I've done
Speaker 3: an escape room is when it was me and maybe
Speaker 3: five friends and even all hands on deck, five of us.
Speaker 3: We could not figure that, bitch out. It was really
Speaker 3: quite hard. Actually what happens?
Speaker 4: Oh you can't figure it out. I've never done one.
Speaker 3: My friends are still there.
Speaker 1: I broke out, they're still trapped. That's the last time
Speaker 1: you take Mattie McCann to an escape room. So so
Speaker 1: get this. We did it. Me and this guy right
Speaker 1: in thirty have sixty minutes to get out. We get
Speaker 1: it in thirty eight minutes. And at the very end,
Speaker 1: the attendant said, like, I'm blown away. He went, that
Speaker 1: is the time that professional escapists professional.
Speaker 3: How do you get paid to do escape rooms?
Speaker 1: He said? People travel for all around the world and
Speaker 1: mister Pepper's Toy Shop is in the top two in
Speaker 1: the world for escape.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but what about if he says that to everyone to.
Speaker 1: Make you feel, he doesn't. They had an award and
Speaker 1: a trophy, and he said that the average team of
Speaker 1: six average forty nine minutes. So we beat it anyway.
Speaker 1: Then he goes, you guys are a great couple. You're
Speaker 1: gonna last ages. I was watching you two. Your problem
Speaker 1: solving skills are really really good.
Speaker 3: Now hang on, be honest, who did most of the
Speaker 3: heavy lifting when it came to problem solving?
Speaker 5: Me?
Speaker 1: I probably did, yes, Yes, it was really hard. Like
Speaker 1: for example, we we were toy shop repair people that
Speaker 1: went to this toy shop to find a ghost and
Speaker 1: a ghoul. The only weird moment we had was there
Speaker 1: was a point where there was a rocking horse that
Speaker 1: you had to ride, but neither of us because it's
Speaker 1: such an ick. No one of us wanted to ride
Speaker 1: this rocking horse. I'm like, you do it. It's like
Speaker 1: I'm not riding a rocking horse. And I go, that's
Speaker 1: a weird thing.
Speaker 3: To get precious about. If it means that you're gonna
Speaker 3: get out of this escape him and it affects your
Speaker 3: score and your overall time, get on the fucking horll
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 1: We both just well, I wish Jannet, that's what I
Speaker 1: was trying to do. I grabbed the head of this
Speaker 1: horse and we just shook it and the door unlocked.
Speaker 1: But I know neither of us had the goal to
Speaker 1: actually ride this.
Speaker 4: To professional wouldn't do that.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: The professional escapist. Well, there were like heaps of moments
Speaker 1: where he'd be frightened and together and he'd like have
Speaker 1: to grab onto me and like help me, big strong man.
Speaker 1: And I love that. It was good for a day.
Speaker 3: I don't think he was frightened or scared. He just
Speaker 3: wanted to touch your teets. Is that that?
Speaker 1: Maybe? I loved it? And it was like very up
Speaker 1: my alley of theatrical and drama and like my love
Speaker 1: language of like needing to work together. Code dependency, you know,
Speaker 1: really triggered all those Those are love points for me.
Speaker 3: I like that you just openly admit that you're prone
Speaker 3: to codependency.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm aware of it. I'm really aware of it now,
Speaker 1: and it's good to know. Yeah, now I'm healing. I'm
Speaker 1: healing if I could get into my therapist to be
Speaker 1: quick up. But at the moment, I'm healing at a
Speaker 1: slower rate.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't have until the end of the month.
Speaker 3: My appointment with the nightmare.
Speaker 1: It's pretty dreadful. Anyway, I couldn't recommend an escape room
Speaker 1: for a date more. It was really good, and then
Speaker 1: we addressed as cowboys of course, as the next night
Speaker 1: was great.
Speaker 3: No, you didn't do that, now you've already told.
Speaker 1: Us, now I didn't do that.
Speaker 3: What the fox happened on your end? By the way,
Speaker 3: because all of a sudden, you look like some fucking
Speaker 3: creep on what's that websday? The one that shut down down?
Speaker 3: That's what you look like, because you had this beautiful
Speaker 3: room and now you're just some fucking dope in the dark.
Speaker 1: Mitchell, All of a sudden, this is what it's like
Speaker 1: when you live on the coast. Mum and dad of
Speaker 1: this beautiful beach house. But now there's just interrrential black
Speaker 1: black clouds that have set in. It's like it's black
Speaker 1: and rainy.
Speaker 3: You know, it looks very grim on the camera.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's dark. Let me go turn a light on please.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we should kick off the episode. Like I said,
Speaker 3: we could not figure out how to get the fucking
Speaker 3: phone line working, so we're not taking a call this week.
Speaker 3: But if you want to come on with an either
Speaker 3: just me of your own next week? You know the number,
Speaker 3: I though till nine A two zero two.
Speaker 1: Till night.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's sorry. We were in the middle
Speaker 3: of the jingle Mitch and Jenna and I noticed that
Speaker 3: you're not wearing pants.
Speaker 1: Sorry, did you see my penis?
Speaker 3: Oh you've got underwear?
Speaker 1: I'm surely fuck yeah, I do, I do, I do,
Speaker 1: I do, I do, I do don't wear a lot
Speaker 1: of comfy. Now the neighbors decided to know his fucking lawn.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, can you hear that?
Speaker 1: Listen?
Speaker 3: I actually can't hear that.
Speaker 1: Good, Okay, good, all right? Shall we jump into the episode?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Are you are your comfy?
Speaker 1: I'm ready. I've got my bare butt cheeks on my stool,
Speaker 1: like I could not be more comfortable. My heart is
Speaker 1: at at an immense rate due to the COVID protein
Speaker 1: in my body. But other than that, I'm ready to go.
Speaker 3: By the way, I forgot to say this to you
Speaker 3: on Monday, But is this your third time having COVID? Yes,
Speaker 3: because I have a theory that the second time I
Speaker 3: got it it kind of undid all the long COVID
Speaker 3: symptoms I had, Like I had the fatigue, I had
Speaker 3: the brain fog, and then the second time I got
Speaker 3: COVID it just kind of like hit reset it, undid it.
Speaker 3: So now that you're on an odd number, you might
Speaker 3: be fucked. You've got the long COVID back.
Speaker 1: If my theory is true, well fuck, I haven't had
Speaker 1: a long COVID yet, so I really don't want to. Really.
Speaker 1: My sister has a third time like, yeah, you've got it.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, fucking hell. This year has been dreadful.
Speaker 1: I mean, for God's sake, I love them at mine
Speaker 1: and Jennith in Stingwand's to laugh at that. Well, you
Speaker 1: guys have had good yuse on Mitchell. You were gay
Speaker 1: bashed twice.
Speaker 3: And you know I really haven't been gay bashed once.
Speaker 1: True we had to impending gay bash. Is the only
Speaker 1: good thing that happened to me this year was becoming
Speaker 1: a professional escapist. I mean, for Folk's sake, Actually, why
Speaker 1: don't we do that as a hobby hunt. Let's see
Speaker 1: if we can eat. The three of us go to
Speaker 1: an escape room. I'll reach out because they think I'm incredible.
Speaker 1: They gave him a pin to say I'm a professional escapist.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I want a professional. Do they realize
Speaker 3: that that means you get paid to do it? You're
Speaker 3: not a pro?
Speaker 1: Well, our podcast makes an income, so technically if we
Speaker 1: go and record it, let me reach out to Dr
Speaker 1: Pepper's toy shop.
Speaker 3: I've been trying to get us into that fucking smash room,
Speaker 3: but you've been unavailable.
Speaker 1: No, Mitchell's very often, very rare that I get excited
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's very true.
Speaker 3: It's very rare that you offer to reach out to anyone.
Speaker 3: So go on, impress me.
Speaker 1: Done, I'll go Hi, it's me the guy that got
Speaker 1: through the room in thirty eight minutes.
Speaker 4: We can't do the toy room again because you know.
Speaker 3: The true true.
Speaker 1: There's one. Oh my god, there's one. It sounded so good.
Speaker 1: It's set in a futuristic dystopian Paris where war has
Speaker 1: grappled the city of Love and you have to an
Speaker 1: escape at a bistro at the strike at midnight.
Speaker 4: I've done that.
Speaker 3: Would you everyone to escape a bistro? My happiness in
Speaker 3: a bistro?
Speaker 1: Well, I agree with you, Jenna. Have you done that
Speaker 1: before in the escape room or you've just lived that night?
Speaker 4: I've lived that multiple got it? Yeah, to give it
Speaker 4: a try.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm open to it.
Speaker 1: There's a pet shop one which is good for the
Speaker 1: two of you guys. Wait, do you want to if
Speaker 1: you google it, Met'll google cipher room Google.
Speaker 3: We deal with this off the cloud. Move on.
Speaker 4: I want to go to a pet shop.
Speaker 1: In general, Jennet, or in a snow.
Speaker 3: In this case, I don't think I want to go
Speaker 3: to one. I hated it. It was so stressful.
Speaker 1: There's mister Pepper's toy shop, which won the twenty twenty
Speaker 1: three gold it's the best in the second best in
Speaker 1: the country. Then there's the cabin. Where's the Pehow here
Speaker 1: we go? The cabin is your detective who's been investigating
Speaker 1: a serial killer case. I like to promising lead. They
Speaker 1: head to a cabin. However they get trapped. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it. Until you've got a heart out at
Speaker 3: four point thirty. We've got to keep moving.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 3: Moving right along. I'm putting my foot down.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Now, as you should all know by now, we've
Speaker 3: got the new text line and you don't just have
Speaker 3: to message if you've got an is it just me
Speaker 3: of your own? Of course you can, but just anything
Speaker 3: that pops into your mind as you're listening to the episode. Mitch.
Speaker 3: We did have someone text through and say, Hi, Mitch,
Speaker 3: I'm a fuckhead.
Speaker 4: That's funny.
Speaker 1: No, that's not appropriate at all.
Speaker 3: No, because remember we said last week, Mitch that before
Speaker 3: you rush into your next fucking relationship, you need to
Speaker 3: date a fuckhead.
Speaker 4: Oh or two?
Speaker 1: All three? I know, it's so weird. I hate day.
Speaker 1: I'm too romantic. I'm like, everyone could be my husband,
Speaker 1: you know, even women. I'm like, God, you could be
Speaker 1: my husband, even though scientifically not possible.
Speaker 3: Have you ever heard a man describe themselves as I'm
Speaker 3: too romantic? That's my biggest issue.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not my fault that I'm such a catch.
Speaker 3: You've tried to put a foot wrong, but you just
Speaker 3: don't seem to be able to fucking manage it anyway.
Speaker 3: Like I'm saying, Texas, any time when you've got something
Speaker 3: on your mind, or hit us up at a couple
Speaker 3: of mitches, just like Jess has done. She sent a
Speaker 3: n jim in and it says is it just me?
Speaker 3: Or is getting rid of coke at Red Rooster a travesty?
Speaker 3: They've replaced it with PEPSI.
Speaker 1: Now, wow, This is big news because do you know,
Speaker 1: the hierarchy of fast food restaurants and their soft drink
Speaker 1: placements is an age old competition like Macas has the
Speaker 1: contract with Coca Cola. It has forever. You go to
Speaker 1: Hungry Jacks, they've got pepsi at it and son kissed yes.
Speaker 1: And you go to Macas, it's Fanta and coke. It's
Speaker 1: part of the Coca Cola Amatil company.
Speaker 3: That's interesting that Red Rooster ever had Coca Cola. If
Speaker 3: apparently mac Hats have the contract, well, well.
Speaker 1: No macs have a contract, but other fast food joints
Speaker 1: can have a contract. But I'm assuming the contract would
Speaker 1: be we don't want Hungry Jacks, our main competition, to
Speaker 1: also have coke. We want exclusivity, but we don't care
Speaker 1: about Red Rooster. You can fight with a porto, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Well, the thing is, as you know, I've made no
Speaker 3: fucking secret of the fact that I'm a big Red
Speaker 3: Rooster fan on this podcast of the Years and Truth
Speaker 3: Be Told. Before I'd read this message from Jess telling
Speaker 3: me that Red Rooster have stopped out coke for pepsi.
Speaker 3: If you would put a gun to my head, and
Speaker 3: said Mitchell, which cola drink has read Rooster always served?
Speaker 3: I might have said PEPSI. I didn't even realize. I
Speaker 3: think I would have said that I must have been
Speaker 3: getting confused with KFC, because I didn't realize that Red
Speaker 3: Rooster's sold coke at all. And I'm certainly not that
Speaker 3: outrage that they're getting.
Speaker 1: Rid of it. Yeah, well, I am. I definitely have
Speaker 1: a favorite, do you like? Do you guys have a
Speaker 1: favor that you're into?
Speaker 3: Not really? I mean, if I'm craving a fizzy drink,
Speaker 3: I probably would choose like a coke no sugar, or
Speaker 3: even a fant or something. If I'm feeling quirky, Sewan's
Speaker 3: going into fantas well. If that's the only option, I
Speaker 3: don't complain, because honestly, they all taste the same, or
Speaker 3: the cola drinks, they all fucking taste the same to me,
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. You know how people say diet coke
Speaker 3: tastes different to regular coke. I can't tell the difference. Pepsi, Max,
Speaker 3: pep can't tell the difference, PEPSI. I can't tell the difference.
Speaker 3: It seriously has never bothered me, and people just get
Speaker 3: so up in arms about the difference between.
Speaker 1: Them, Mitchell, I'm one of those people. There is a difference.
Speaker 1: Coke is crisper and more vanillay. Pepsi is a sweeter,
Speaker 1: less carbonated, it's a little more flat. Coke has a
Speaker 1: bit more of a spice to it, and coc No
Speaker 1: sugar and Pepsi Max completely different. I will go at
Speaker 1: Pepsi Max yea, I will go yes. Pepsi Max is
Speaker 1: sweeter and doesn't taste as artificial, where coc No sugar
Speaker 1: is a crisper, cleaner, more crunchy sharp, it's got a
Speaker 1: more flat flavor profile. I could go on and on
Speaker 1: and on about the differences between Coco sugar and Pepsi Max,
Speaker 1: and I think they're the.
Speaker 3: Same, the same shit. I don't feel like I'm losing
Speaker 3: out if someone gives me pepsi instead of coke, If
Speaker 3: I make KFC or whatever, like, they're the same shit.
Speaker 3: It's all of cola.
Speaker 1: Well, I've googled it. Apparently it has to do with ownership.
Speaker 1: Pepsi co owns KFC, it owns it.
Speaker 3: Ah, right, Well, that'd be why they're not fucking coke.
Speaker 1: Then that makes total correct interesting. So Red rooster have changed,
Speaker 1: have they?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'm not sure why, but again it doesn't bother me
Speaker 3: at all. You'd think I'd be up in arms about
Speaker 3: red roofs, the change of things up in me. But yeah,
Speaker 3: just to prove a point, Jenna, can you duck out
Speaker 3: outside the studio and just see if the drink fridge
Speaker 3: has coke and pepsi.
Speaker 4: So just normal not pepsi, Max.
Speaker 3: Whatever's got, because again they all taste the same to me. Okay,
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter. I mean if you can match the
Speaker 3: coke no sugar, but yeah, Max, sure, but again I
Speaker 3: seriously can't tell it. I'm okay.
Speaker 1: The radio station, we have just a big, big, big
Speaker 1: commercial fridge filled with soft drinks for the staff and
Speaker 1: the presenters to take whenever they want.
Speaker 3: But for some reason, the sparkling water is in a
Speaker 3: locked fridge behind the reception desk because apparently it's like
Speaker 3: gold around here. But the bloody gorgeous receptionist Amy every
Speaker 3: time I come in, she hands me one as I
Speaker 3: walk in. I'm one of the lucky ones. She dows
Speaker 3: the sparkling water stash upon.
Speaker 1: Mitchell, do you know that sparkling water that we have
Speaker 1: as like four dollars bottle. It's Vittoria, right, Yeah, what's
Speaker 1: the brand? Read it? Vittoria. Yeah, that's like four dollars
Speaker 1: a pop. It's in the blue bottle with a pink lead.
Speaker 3: Going back to my point, can't taste the difference, tastes
Speaker 3: like it came from my fucking side of streams order.
Speaker 1: No, that is Italian. That's from Italy, Italian sparking order.
Speaker 5: Okay, Jenna's here, She's got so they only had Pepsi Max.
Speaker 5: So I got Pepsi Max and coke zero.
Speaker 3: I don't want any cheating now, Jenny, You're gonna have
Speaker 3: to open both cans and then I'll close my eyes.
Speaker 3: You have to shuffle them a bit, okay, and then
Speaker 3: I'll see if I can tell the difference, because sorry,
Speaker 3: that's a sparkling order. Okay, Mitch, is there anyone at
Speaker 3: your place that can blind fold you? If you got
Speaker 3: coke and Peppsi? I want to see if you can
Speaker 3: tell the difference. I believe I won't be able to
Speaker 3: Let me.
Speaker 1: Check the downstairs garage fridge that we for all the parties,
Speaker 1: because I've had my birthday here, there'd be an eski
Speaker 1: fool should I quickly check.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go on, go check the fridge.
Speaker 1: Don't look at my ass.
Speaker 3: But if we were any better organized, we would have
Speaker 3: done this fuck and before we recorded.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true, but.
Speaker 3: Have to wait while it goes and pisses around to
Speaker 3: the garage. Oh god. Also, I will say I have
Speaker 3: had Red Rooster in front of mind recently because I
Speaker 3: was driving home from bogen Gate the other day and
Speaker 3: normally during that road trip from bogen Gate to Sydney,
Speaker 3: it's my tradition, I pop into Bathtist red Rooster for lunch.
Speaker 3: And then I realized, I don't think, despite being read
Speaker 3: Ruster's biggest fan, I've not had Red Rooster all year.
Speaker 4: I don't think I haven't either.
Speaker 3: I don't know how that's happened, so close to the
Speaker 3: Red Rooster in summer Hill and fucking Sean and I gave.
Speaker 5: That the one that we went through the drive YESHI yeah,
Speaker 5: And I don't think I've had Red Rooster all year
Speaker 5: between the fact that I don't have a local and
Speaker 5: the fact that I've been doing my stupid health kick,
Speaker 5: and I just was like, you know what, it's November.
Speaker 3: If I've gone all year without it, I'm jew for
Speaker 3: a fucking feast. I can't wait. I'm going to check myself.
Speaker 1: I had my first double cheese burger on a steamed
Speaker 1: bar and since my my fitness eerr and it was
Speaker 1: like crack when my lips, I was like I had
Speaker 1: pre coum in my pants. I'm so sorry, Jenna to
Speaker 1: say that. It's now. What I've done is I've got
Speaker 1: a Pepsi max in one cup just with a with
Speaker 1: a with a straw in it. And then I've got
Speaker 1: a coke no sugar with a straw in it, and
Speaker 1: the labels are on the bottom. Okay, see I.
Speaker 3: Was going to say, that's going to be hard for
Speaker 3: you to tell which ones which if you've decanted them
Speaker 3: into a cup. But that's fine. Should I go first.
Speaker 3: I'm going to see if I can tell the difference
Speaker 3: between coke and Pepsi. I don't reckon I can. It's
Speaker 3: all the same ship. Now you'll be able to All right,
Speaker 3: good luck, Jenn, I shuffle the canffling. Actually hangout before,
Speaker 3: I guess Jenna. Ye, people listening right now, they can't see,
Speaker 3: so they need to know which one is which. I'll
Speaker 3: leave the room. You tell them which one is can
Speaker 3: one and which one is can to.
Speaker 4: Okay, get out, get out? Yep, okay, he's out.
Speaker 5: Can number one is PEPSI max. Can number two is
Speaker 5: coke zero sugar.
Speaker 4: Come in now, come back.
Speaker 3: I still have my eyes closed because they're on the table.
Speaker 1: That'll spoil it.
Speaker 3: I seat then I can't hear God. This is how
Speaker 3: Helen Keller must have felt. Yes, fuck, all right, so
Speaker 3: there we go.
Speaker 4: Would you like me to hand it to you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well care number one?
Speaker 1: And one?
Speaker 3: Okay, other way? Other way?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Where's the hole? Fuck?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: That it's just coler.
Speaker 1: I don't know know what that mitch. You'll have another
Speaker 1: sip and then what I want you to do is
Speaker 1: to give it a gargle and breathe air through your mouth,
Speaker 1: through your teeth. My dad is in the wine industry.
Speaker 1: It's what you do. You sip it and then while
Speaker 1: it's in your mouth, you go.
Speaker 3: But sorry, what does that achieve? Doing that?
Speaker 1: Because you're When air hits your air buds, your taste buds,
Speaker 1: it activates the flavor. So just do it, just.
Speaker 3: Travel, hang on, I'll do that in a sect. But
Speaker 3: can number one no idea what it is? OK, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna grab a can number two and see if I
Speaker 3: can tell the difference, because maybe that'll that'll make it
Speaker 3: more obvious which one we'd go.
Speaker 1: Can hit the microphone. I can see what is drinking
Speaker 1: by the way, I can see the cans. So I
Speaker 1: have no fucking idea. You are bullshitting. They taste that
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm seriously not like. I wish I could answer, but
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: All right, So should I drink mine and then we
Speaker 1: decide at the same time, or you go first.
Speaker 3: I don't even know if I can lock in an answer.
Speaker 3: Do I have to do? You want me to?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, at the end of the day, it's fifty
Speaker 1: to fifty, so if you just take a guess, you've
Speaker 1: got fifty percent chance of is.
Speaker 3: This can number one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Is that pepsi?
Speaker 1: Yes? It is PEPSI? Oh?
Speaker 5: I did it?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 3: I don't know the difference? I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: The angel spoke to me. Was it just a guess completely?
Speaker 3: You said it's fifty to fifty, and I was like, fucking,
Speaker 3: let's heads or tails this shit it tastes the same.
Speaker 1: I'm not lying to one be I'm going to show
Speaker 1: you what a true pro diet drinker. I haven't had
Speaker 1: a full strength cocin years. I have one accidentally the
Speaker 1: other day when with the twelve year old at McDonald's
Speaker 1: accidentally gave me a full strength coke and I complained
Speaker 1: to center management because I don't want the extra sugar.
Speaker 1: I was very upset. I ordered a coconut sugar and
Speaker 1: they gave me a full strength coke.
Speaker 3: I hate to sound like a carr And affair, but
Speaker 3: you do realize in lieu of sugar, they put equally
Speaker 3: unhealthy shit.
Speaker 1: No, I don't believe it. All right, I've got drink
Speaker 1: number wine. Sorry, okay, here we go, drinker.
Speaker 3: People hate us eating on the podcast, but no one's
Speaker 3: ever said anything about drinking.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we've had a real oversight here. I have COVID.
Speaker 1: I have no sense of taste. I got it for
Speaker 1: a split second. I thought, am I drinking milk different?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: The rude shocks of young adults foods?
Speaker 1: All right, it is time for I really think Mitch,
Speaker 1: I can say this the first ever IGIM audition. We've
Speaker 1: never had you, or me, or anyone on the show
Speaker 1: for that matter, audition anything.
Speaker 3: Essentially Jenna, it's a promotion on the line for you.
Speaker 1: It is correct. Prize keeper Jenna is here, and I'll
Speaker 1: be honest, we all have our roles. It's like a
Speaker 1: well oiled machine. Mitch and I are the hosts, and
Speaker 1: we are both on the board and we're chairs of
Speaker 1: the business. And Jenna is of course the simple receptionist. Jenna. No,
Speaker 1: you're our prize keeper. You're our third wheel. We love
Speaker 1: you and we adore you. But we chug along every
Speaker 1: week no issues. That is until Blinda cal Carly.
Speaker 3: So Carly posted in our faithbook crew, what the fuck's
Speaker 3: wrong with you? Like? You didn't remember her name for
Speaker 3: you as guest.
Speaker 4: And they're not even similar.
Speaker 3: You know that you're allowed to say, oh, hang on,
Speaker 3: I've forgotten their name. Just okay, so Carly Carly posted
Speaker 3: in our Facebook group it's called in Durant Idiots. If
Speaker 3: you haven't yet joined, Should Jenna start doing her own?
Speaker 3: Is it just me? I think absolutely yes. It's the
Speaker 3: best part of the show. Is Jenna just there being ignored?
Speaker 1: Oh listen, I think we're not great. No, no, we're
Speaker 1: not ignoring you. We bring Jennery in. Jenna is the
Speaker 1: laugh track in the sitcom. No one's going to go
Speaker 1: give this give the laugh track credit at the end
Speaker 1: of the sitcom.
Speaker 3: It's just what she does. It is just there.
Speaker 1: It's an integral part of the show. Yes, but it's
Speaker 1: not going to get credit and it's not going to
Speaker 1: get any monetary reimbursement. Now what was what? What was
Speaker 1: the I.
Speaker 3: View her completely differently by the way I review her
Speaker 3: as like you know on Sunrise or Today Show was something.
Speaker 3: She's the fucking news reader there at the desk. She's
Speaker 3: on air, but at the end of the day, they're
Speaker 3: putting them two hosts on the fucking billboards, aren't they.
Speaker 1: No. No, if this podcast was a vet, Mitch, you
Speaker 1: work on cats, I work on dogs, and Jenna is
Speaker 1: the vet that can fix axel lottles? Like you don't
Speaker 1: need them all the time?
Speaker 3: I feel would take a lot more study again would
Speaker 3: actually is it just me on the flight? I've not
Speaker 3: thought about axe Lottle for so long I forgot a
Speaker 3: lottles exist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Lilian Moffatt had an accent and I remember thinking
Speaker 1: that Lilian Moffett. I went to school with her.
Speaker 3: You remember her first and last night, but you can't remember.
Speaker 1: But I can't remember the Yeah, that's yeah, I'm not well.
Speaker 1: She had an ax lottle and it looks like an
Speaker 1: uncircumcised penis. Have you ever been up close with an
Speaker 1: axel lott on Mitchell?
Speaker 3: No, I can't say I have, and I'm familiar with
Speaker 3: their work.
Speaker 1: Yes. Anyway, Yeah, sorry, sorry to degress, Jenna. We're negging you,
Speaker 1: of course.
Speaker 3: So every Monday episode we do and is it just me?
Speaker 3: Each And that's been the way since we started this podcast,
Speaker 3: even when it was this one episode a week, and
Speaker 3: the only times that Jenna has done is it just me?
Speaker 3: This isn't gonna be her first ever? Is when we
Speaker 3: have a guest on, you usually get a guest to
Speaker 3: do the gym and then we're like, oh, fuck Jenna
Speaker 3: ma As, we'll do one.
Speaker 4: Too, Just fantastic.
Speaker 3: That's my concern because her track record, right, it's pretty
Speaker 3: fucking good. Like when Jenna does an a gym, it's
Speaker 3: usually hilarious. Remember the one about Maya always having buckets
Speaker 3: due to their leaking roofs. That was hilarious. Yes, she's
Speaker 3: just got a good strike, right, So if she does
Speaker 3: them every week, they might start to, you know, dissipate.
Speaker 4: But hey, that's true.
Speaker 3: In the poll in our Facebook group, most people are
Speaker 3: voting that they'd like Jenna to do a weekly Is
Speaker 3: it just me? But before we even consider it, this
Speaker 3: is your audition, audition process.
Speaker 4: Yes, I have to.
Speaker 1: I hate to say it, Mitchell. When our regym started,
Speaker 1: our first dozen were brilliant, show stopping. But we've done
Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy three they start.
Speaker 3: Can you one of our first dozen gyms?
Speaker 1: What's where we going with this? I can't. No, I can't,
Speaker 1: but I also can't name my fucking cousin's name.
Speaker 3: So I remember them is from our very first episode.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What were they?
Speaker 3: You said, A restaurant's a great place to make friends
Speaker 3: because you've always like banter with the staff and the
Speaker 3: waiters and stuff. And I said yeah, And I said,
Speaker 3: did you not know that Never Enough from The Greatest
Speaker 3: Showman is a lip sync? I thought it was actually
Speaker 3: the actress singing, but it wasn't.
Speaker 1: All right, So they're not the standard that we've come
Speaker 1: to know and love. But all right was the.
Speaker 3: Really good one from me? Actually in the first episode,
Speaker 3: I thought, fun fact, people might not know.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm down, So we're going to audition, Jenna, We're
Speaker 1: just going to do it as a normal lygim like
Speaker 1: we would do Mitch and just and are we gonna
Speaker 1: are we gonna critique it straight after Bradley cancer?
Speaker 3: I think trade it like a normal one and then
Speaker 3: we'll reflect.
Speaker 1: Okay, So this is kind of like a mock.
Speaker 3: Yes, a mock. Okay, Charles a table read.
Speaker 1: Jenna, you you can see Bradley in the gym house band.
Speaker 1: I mean, as if you're a host, go for it,
Speaker 1: do you? I mean, bring it in if if you
Speaker 1: want to take control.
Speaker 4: Okay, Bradley, are you ready?
Speaker 3: God always like an Alexai on the answers to our voice, Bradley,
Speaker 3: go for it, Brady?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Do rug store smell really nice?
Speaker 1: It's really good. Yes, it's really good. Fucking hell, that's
Speaker 1: really good. They smell incredible. I remember as a kid, God,
Speaker 1: I love you, Jenna. I remember as a kid, I
Speaker 1: would walk in to like a carpet court, and you
Speaker 1: know how they'd hang them like the pieces of salami,
Speaker 1: and like a delicatessen. They like hang the rugs and
Speaker 1: you could go in between them. I would go in
Speaker 1: between and just sit there and inhale.
Speaker 3: Yes, really so good. I've never been to a rug store,
Speaker 3: and I have no memories of anything like that at
Speaker 3: carpet courts. I don't know if I can. You know,
Speaker 3: I'm not saying you're wrong, but I can't relate basically.
Speaker 4: So good in every single way.
Speaker 3: I might have to swing by one of the way home.
Speaker 3: I've been driving past this same rug shop for years
Speaker 3: and they always seem to be having a sale.
Speaker 4: Wait till you smell it.
Speaker 3: They're like games mate, they always aggressively everywhere.
Speaker 1: Always on sale. Hold on, Jenna, when did these hit you?
Speaker 4: My whole life? Really?
Speaker 5: And then the other week I was walking through Ikea,
Speaker 5: and as soon as I got to the rug section,
Speaker 5: I was like, oh my god, memories of the beautiful
Speaker 5: rug stores just came flooding back.
Speaker 4: It just smells so good.
Speaker 1: I'm so with you. I I can actually close my
Speaker 1: eyes now and I can smell. I can smell it.
Speaker 1: I think it's not as much the rug it's the
Speaker 1: backing on the rugs. It's like it's a mixture of
Speaker 1: glue and that like Hessian rush material that they used
Speaker 1: to sew the stitching into.
Speaker 3: So if I head home and give my rug a
Speaker 3: fat sniff. Is it going to be the same brilliant
Speaker 3: or does that have to be numerous amounts of rugs?
Speaker 5: No, they have to be in the specific rug store
Speaker 5: or a rug section of a furniture store.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, strength in numbers, multiple rugs.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I.
Speaker 3: Really robbed myself of the rug shopping experience. I just
Speaker 3: got mine online.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you don't do that.
Speaker 5: Not no, you go to the rug store and then
Speaker 5: you can choose what you want and they can deliver it.
Speaker 4: Don't do it online.
Speaker 3: The idea of schlepping around a fucking rugshot sounded so bad,
Speaker 3: so good.
Speaker 1: It's I'm with gener it's so nice.
Speaker 3: I do love the smell of like new timber furniture
Speaker 3: at like a Harvey Norman or a fantastic furniture. It's
Speaker 3: something like you open a TV cabinet, Yeah, in a
Speaker 3: furniture store and give that a whiff.
Speaker 5: Oh, rugs are similar, rugs are similar, but that next
Speaker 5: level interesting?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Are we done with that?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: Are we ready for ready to critique?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, all right, that was a good table read.
Speaker 1: Now critiquing acting over, I can go back to hating you. Fuck,
Speaker 1: I'm torn because that was really good. It just had
Speaker 1: everything that a classic dym should have.
Speaker 3: That's very true.
Speaker 1: It cast me back. It was a thought that you
Speaker 1: haven't had something. She's now a stand appreciated nostalgia. Everyone
Speaker 1: has carpet it.
Speaker 3: Also it has legs, you know, like we could take
Speaker 3: it one step further and do a hobby hunt. We
Speaker 3: go rug sniffing.
Speaker 1: Yes, so well said top five rug smells. We could
Speaker 1: even go to different rug stores far out.
Speaker 3: In like that we rank the stores like I K
Speaker 3: you one ponged.
Speaker 1: Yes, we could get roving reporter Oscar into an Ikea
Speaker 1: and get him to sniff live on the show and
Speaker 1: tell us if we can smell the same smell.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'd have to go with him, because what
Speaker 3: if I did a whole episode from a rug shop
Speaker 3: because I've never been to one. Yeah, you need to smell,
Speaker 3: and also how good would the acoustic speech.
Speaker 4: Heaven?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, listen, Mitchell, what do you vote? Should
Speaker 1: Jenna do a weekly im on the show? You have
Speaker 1: your vote, I'll cast my vote, and if we're split,
Speaker 1: we'll go from there.
Speaker 3: I just don't have any strong feelings either way. If
Speaker 3: she wants to do it, I'm all for it, like
Speaker 3: there's no reason not to. But then I'm not looking
Speaker 3: to be like I insist because we haven't even asked.
Speaker 1: Her if she fucking wants to do it. That's a
Speaker 1: really good point before we cast our votes. And I
Speaker 1: will say I've been heavily swayed. I was very impressed
Speaker 1: by that. Jenna, what do you want to do?
Speaker 3: Actually? Should we do a Janitor sides.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's yeah. Might I add there's no Mitch decides,
Speaker 1: there's no Coombs pigs, there's no jury chooses, you know, like,
Speaker 1: for God's sake, you get your own segment in that, Jenna.
Speaker 1: But if you want another one.
Speaker 3: And to get bables, yes, don't get my junk. Yeah
Speaker 3: and jump just spoil you. I forbid it. You're not
Speaker 3: getting it into my You get what you get, and
Speaker 3: you don't get upset.
Speaker 1: I love how quickly we went. Why don't we let
Speaker 1: Jenna decide ten seconds later? Suck the bitch, get out.
Speaker 1: What do you want to do, Jenna?
Speaker 3: Are you going to cast you a vote at all, Mitch?
Speaker 3: Or are we're just going to leave in her hands?
Speaker 1: I'm voting absolutely not. You stay away.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, it's time for this, I guess go
Speaker 3: on decide your fate.
Speaker 5: This is a difficult decision because I'm very good at gyms,
Speaker 5: and i do enjoy doing gyms.
Speaker 4: But I'm so busy I couldn't be bothered. I'm going
Speaker 4: to vote no.
Speaker 1: Wow, after all that you're too busy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm very busy.
Speaker 3: Well, thanks for your suggestion, Carly. But Jenna's on strike apparently.
Speaker 1: Segments The writer's striker is over, but Jenna Benson's strike
Speaker 1: on em has just begun.
Speaker 4: Yes, well said.
Speaker 3: And do you know what hurts the most that When
Speaker 3: we did that survey monkey asking people for their thoughts
Speaker 3: on the podcast, there were two questions, what segments you
Speaker 3: want to hear more of? And which ones you want
Speaker 3: to hear less of? All the ones that Jennet does,
Speaker 3: people want to hear more of them. The most popular
Speaker 3: vote for never want to hear it again was Mitch's QUICKI.
Speaker 4: My only segment.
Speaker 5: Fuck this?
Speaker 1: Oh that's awful.
Speaker 3: You know how we were thinking of you know how
Speaker 3: we were thinking of analogies for Jenna, like how she
Speaker 3: fits into the workplace. She's the Sharon on Kathy Kim
Speaker 3: and AIM's not in the show, but she's everyone's favorite.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Perfect. I think I speak on behalf of you when
Speaker 1: I say, and we've spoken to the board, Jenna, the
Speaker 1: team at iHeartMedia. We there is an open invitation for
Speaker 1: you to bring anijam. If one ever strikes you and
Speaker 1: you want to bring it, you can bring it. It
Speaker 1: is not a closed door policy. The door well, it
Speaker 1: is closed.
Speaker 3: But we've got key, make no mistake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's one of those ones that's kind of
Speaker 1: says push, but it's actually pull. It's very confusing. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you leave it open too long, the
Speaker 3: fucking alarm goes off. That'd be greedy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's also it's also a revolving It's very confusing.
Speaker 1: So just f y. I We've made it very hard
Speaker 1: for you to ever do one again, but it is possible.
Speaker 3: It's still the options there. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I really appreciate it.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much because knowing that the options there
Speaker 5: listen helps me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a democracy, it is you know, it's
Speaker 1: not a cheerocracy. It's not a cheerocrat. Also, you guys
Speaker 1: all have segments. Do I have I ever had a
Speaker 1: standalone Mitch segment?
Speaker 3: Oh you did cheeries breakup announcement that was you was
Speaker 3: that was successful?
Speaker 1: Well, you anticipate that that's going to be a segment
Speaker 1: which we writ will continue to use.
Speaker 3: If I ever go through a breakup, I won't be
Speaker 3: able to announce it because I'm like, oh, that's Mitches's segment.
Speaker 3: He's going to have to announce it for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very funny. I give you a statement to read,
Speaker 1: Should I just wait? Does that mean that that's my thing?
Speaker 1: So every sitch I've had a couple of citsuationships breakup.
Speaker 1: Should I should? I announce that to the same magnitude
Speaker 1: as I announced the breakup of my loving five year
Speaker 1: long relationships.
Speaker 3: Almost follow the exact same script. I don't know how
Speaker 3: to bring this up. Okay, I don't want to shut up.
Speaker 3: That's enough, thank you, that's enough. Well, you're more than welcome.
Speaker 3: Jenna caught adjourned. No gems from Jenna every week. But
Speaker 3: the options there options there.
Speaker 1: We go, guys, see, we can we can resolve conflict
Speaker 1: on the show.
Speaker 3: In the time to get out of here, I've gotta
Speaker 3: go sniff some rugs.
Speaker 1: I'm curious. We'll hold on. I will say I've been googling,
Speaker 1: and did you know the only no, no, This is
Speaker 1: back to the the the soft drinks in different places.
Speaker 1: You know, let you get frozen an hour ago. It
Speaker 1: really does. No, no, no frozen coke at different places. You
Speaker 1: can At KFC, the only place in the country you
Speaker 1: can get a frozen Pepsi Max and a frozen Mountain Do.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. I never really thought about that, but that
Speaker 3: is their thing, isn't it. Yes, I didn't.
Speaker 1: Realize that until my Google. Until I googled it, I.
Speaker 3: Would be prepared to bet my fucking life on the
Speaker 3: fact that I've had coke at Hungry Jacks. I think
Speaker 3: you were wrong when you said they only do PEPSI
Speaker 3: really maybe, Dana, can you go and eat reads and
Speaker 3: see if Hungry Jacks does yeah coke?
Speaker 1: Anyway, google it. Well, I'm at home, I'm on my computer.
Speaker 3: I thought we were leaving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we probably should go here we go. Oh, Hungry
Speaker 1: Jacks does coke? I apologize? I thought so, Yeah, misinformation.
Speaker 1: Sorry I've spread it.
Speaker 4: You were wrong.
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Speaker 3: Welcome to a to D brief. This is our secret
Speaker 3: segment on the end, you guys know that we have
Speaker 3: a segment dedicated to ship talk and could have that
Speaker 3: coke and pepsi thing could have easily been held off
Speaker 3: five seconds.
Speaker 1: Mitchell, did you see the glimmer in my eyes? I
Speaker 1: do it every week. I even yelled at Jenna last
Speaker 1: week when she brought up what did she bring up
Speaker 1: getting Taylor Swift tickets and I scolded her for doing
Speaker 1: what I just.
Speaker 3: That was only on Monday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that was Monday.
Speaker 1: That was Monday. Yeah, I'm an idiot, hypocret. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: can you do?
Speaker 3: So we noticing the hardcore COVID side effects, like the
Speaker 3: memory loss and stuff.
Speaker 1: It's bad, Like this is this is really bad, and
Speaker 1: I'm worried. But like the symptoms have lasted a week
Speaker 1: and I've like I seriously am brain foggy, and I'm
Speaker 1: hot and sweaty, and I'm so tired. I've napped for
Speaker 1: two hours every day for seven days.
Speaker 4: How do you think you got it?
Speaker 1: Well, it was the two hours. So Laura and Maddie
Speaker 1: j and Keisha our producer, got all got it, and
Speaker 1: I got it. I was with them, so we all
Speaker 1: were just in the same dressing room. Would have been
Speaker 1: from flight because we did a Canberra show and then
Speaker 1: a Brisbane show the next day, so we were on
Speaker 1: four flights within two days, so we would have got
Speaker 1: it in the air, got it on the road.
Speaker 3: And that hideous van to Camber That's where you would
Speaker 3: have gotten that.
Speaker 1: Can I say? And I'm so embarrassed I told all
Speaker 1: my friends the nearest and dearest, that I was going
Speaker 1: on a tour bus. I thought i'd be on like
Speaker 1: the buses that you told us, because I thought I
Speaker 1: was under the impression we had a tour manager from
Speaker 1: Live Nation. He goes, hey, guys, to picking you up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a looking track of stories that he's already told.
Speaker 1: So hold on, hold on. No, I really shouldn't say
Speaker 1: I hated and I've broken up and I haven't spoken
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: It's really awful. And guess what what, I'm gay. I've
Speaker 1: never told anyone.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're a late bloomer.
Speaker 1: Pretty bad.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I've got a random fucking story to
Speaker 3: tell you. What. Yeah, it happened to me again last
Speaker 3: week when I was home in bogan Gate.
Speaker 1: Please don't be gay bashed for the third time.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, weren't you wondering what the fuck happened to
Speaker 3: my faith for me?
Speaker 1: Once? Shame on me, gay bash me twice, shame on
Speaker 1: you third time. I mean, you fucking deserve it. What
Speaker 1: are you doing wrong?
Speaker 3: No? So, when I was home in bergen Gate last week,
Speaker 3: Dad came home from work because he's been working at
Speaker 3: the bogan Gate Pub. Yeah, and he says to me, Mitch,
Speaker 3: lady at the pub was telling me that she's got
Speaker 3: a young son and he's just coming out as gay,
Speaker 3: and you know, small town country kids, they're giving him
Speaker 3: bit of a hard time for it, and so we're
Speaker 3: wondering if you might reach out and offer some words
Speaker 3: of encouragement and support or whatever. And I was like, oh, okay, sure,
Speaker 3: Like who is it, Dad goes, and I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: I don't know his name. I was like, what do
Speaker 3: you mean. I'm just going to wander the streets and
Speaker 3: just look for a teenager that appears gay and be like,
Speaker 3: I'm here for your darling. It's pretty hard to be
Speaker 3: his mentor unless they have any of his fucking information.
Speaker 1: Oh blessing, and he's trying to help. I mean, you'll
Speaker 1: notice him. It's probably the one kid doing a cartwheel
Speaker 1: down a dirt road.
Speaker 3: Well, apparently I shouldn't have any trouble spotting him, because
Speaker 3: get this, this is what really sparked me interest what
Speaker 3: Dad said that apparently the bullies are teasing him by saying, ha,
Speaker 3: you look like Mitchell Kombs.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you've made it.
Speaker 3: Oh that's what I've said you everyone else said, oh
Speaker 3: my god, Mitchell, that's so mean. That's I'm like, what
Speaker 3: do you mean? That's great news. If people are using
Speaker 3: my appearance as their fucking ammunition, I've made it. You've
Speaker 3: made It's better to be talked about than not.
Speaker 4: You've done it.
Speaker 1: That's the gold standard. I love if someone said, look
Speaker 1: at you, you're a tund Mitch Jury. I'm so proud
Speaker 1: of my my brand. How strong is the brand?
Speaker 3: Because I'm assuming they might have told him that he
Speaker 3: looks like me because he's got long brown hair, And
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm so glad that when you think long
Speaker 3: brown hair, you don't think fucking Tazan or something. You
Speaker 3: think Mitchell Bloody Combs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how far.
Speaker 1: Look what I've done, Mitchell, that's very impressive.
Speaker 3: I still don't know the Barsard's name, though, and it's
Speaker 3: going to have to go around back to the country
Speaker 3: looking at somebody who looks like me. Which also that
Speaker 3: kind of concerns me because sometimes people forward me videos
Speaker 3: and Instagram and they go, oh my god, I've found
Speaker 3: your top. Okay, this guy looks just like you and
Speaker 3: he's revolting. I'm like, what do people think I look
Speaker 3: like some worried it's gonna be some pig of a
Speaker 3: kid that everyone thinks looks like me.
Speaker 1: Someone sent me that a video like that yesterday and said, ah,
Speaker 1: I thought this was you when it was a fucking
Speaker 1: animated film about a dog.
Speaker 4: Yes, about that?
Speaker 1: Fuck so, like I meant the leash, you're so skinny?
Speaker 1: H are you getting the messages now going? Hi, babe?
Speaker 1: I'm concerned you've become obsessed with health and wellness and
Speaker 1: you're erring on too skinny. Oh please, if there's some
Speaker 1: one thing I will never be, it's too skinny, So
Speaker 1: please don't worry. I appreciate the concern. However, I haven't
Speaker 1: been on a hot girl walk in two weeks, so
Speaker 1: how I'm obsessed? I have another time? Yeah, have another time.
Speaker 3: There was part of me that thought, oh god, that's
Speaker 3: bordering on a bit obsessive. When your dad was telling
Speaker 3: me that you got home knackered a's fuck at what
Speaker 3: ten thirty and went for a run in the dark,
Speaker 3: I thought that's maybe even if you're not obsessed, that's
Speaker 3: just insane, Like that's just ridiculous. But then I thought, no,
Speaker 3: it's not at a point where you know you're obsessed
Speaker 3: that we need to intervene, Like I thought, Oh no,
Speaker 3: that's what makes me feel good in the moment. Then
Speaker 3: go for a fucking run. You're not hurting anyone.
Speaker 1: No, even if you tried to intervene, you wouldn't be
Speaker 1: able to catch me because I'd be running. It'd be
Speaker 1: very You know what we should do?
Speaker 3: What ideally, when you're back in good health next week,
Speaker 3: we should do the beep test.
Speaker 1: Oh Mitch, God, you know what. I'd actually love that
Speaker 1: because I was offended when you laughed in my face
Speaker 1: when I said I think I'm fitter than you, because
Speaker 1: I genuinely think I am.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, because you said to me, I, reckon,
Speaker 3: I'll be fine in bar class because you know I'm
Speaker 3: the fittest. And then I was like, excuse me, but
Speaker 3: you were going to say I'm the fittest of ever been.
Speaker 3: I just cut you off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, true, true, now, but then you were like
Speaker 1: I care wise and muscular strength, I mean, I think
Speaker 1: you'd beat me, but like I run eight kilometers and
Speaker 1: don't stop.
Speaker 3: That's true, Like I don't think I could do that.
Speaker 3: But then we only did a fifteen minute sample class
Speaker 3: at bar and you were dying. So it's just a
Speaker 3: different type of fitness. So the beep test, there's every
Speaker 3: chance you could beat me, very true.
Speaker 4: And I feel like it's not a clear indication of
Speaker 4: who's fit.
Speaker 3: No, no, don't give a fuck. When has that been
Speaker 3: important to me being the fifth person in the room.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I could not kill.
Speaker 4: I honestly think that I'm fitterer.
Speaker 3: That could well be true.
Speaker 1: Fully mentally, yes, Jenny, you're quite texture.
Speaker 3: So should we lock that in the beep test?
Speaker 1: Can we just see if I get the long COVID maybe? Like,
Speaker 1: I'm happy to do it, but let's just I mean,
Speaker 1: how does it work? Is it just a YouTube playlist
Speaker 1: that you put.
Speaker 3: Surely if you go on YouTube you'll be able to find,
Speaker 3: you know, the beat thing. How does it work? Again?
Speaker 3: What's the distance? You just run between two points back
Speaker 3: and forth, and the intervals get shorter and shorter. You
Speaker 3: have to run faster and faster, and whoever taps out
Speaker 3: that's how they measure your fitness. It's a bit fucked
Speaker 3: up when you think about it.
Speaker 1: I've never at all. I have done it in school. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't remember what my score was. I remember my
Speaker 1: atar which was probably lower than my beep test score.
Speaker 1: To be honest, that was how.
Speaker 3: They measured our fitness. And again, it wasn't important to
Speaker 3: me to be considered fits. So I'd just run twice
Speaker 3: and then just sit down. I was like, I don't care.
Speaker 4: I used to do the exact set.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I saw a tea.
Speaker 3: I found it. Hang on.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, girl, start level one one. Okay, you'd run beeps, no,
Speaker 1: but you'd run now one two?
Speaker 3: Oh, I see, I say, running to the second and
Speaker 3: then I'm going to fastward right to the end. This
Speaker 3: is how fast the beeps get twenty six?
Speaker 1: Level twenty seven? Is it twenty meters from memory? And
Speaker 1: if you don't get to the end by the beep,
Speaker 1: you're out? Yeah, like squid game.
Speaker 3: I remember in my primary school when we did the
Speaker 3: beep test, the guy that was the last man standing.
Speaker 3: He was by himself, the only one running for like
Speaker 3: quite some time, and everyone just got so swept up
Speaker 3: in it. And when he finally was like and I've
Speaker 3: had enough, everyone like hugged him and it was this
Speaker 3: big moment. I'm sitting there going, it's the fucking beep test.
Speaker 3: If that's your biggest achievement. Really grow. Maybe that was
Speaker 3: just jealousy because I was a fat, unfit little fuck,
Speaker 3: but I was just like, what the it's the beep test?
Speaker 3: Why is everyone getting swept up like it's just run
Speaker 3: some sort of marathon or he's holding the Olympic torch?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I agree, he ain't Kathy Freeman. I remember I
Speaker 1: did my beep test out the front of the canteen
Speaker 1: and it was and I had the segment before recess,
Speaker 1: so all I could smell was missus mac Pie's heating
Speaker 1: up in the mini oven.
Speaker 3: Cheat.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Oh, you're such a radio guy. You've got a segment.
Speaker 3: Isn't it a period?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't been well, I've been in radio long,
Speaker 1: but I've been to fucking schools. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know how that works. Yeah, segment. Wait are they.
Speaker 3: Your teachers or your EPs? Nah?
Speaker 1: They were? They were my best guests during school. Do
Speaker 1: you mean best friend?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Oh yes, school bully or your skill content director?
Speaker 1: Hilarious. Well that's a good one.
Speaker 3: I said, what the.
Speaker 1: Lines of blurred? Isn't that funny? You know? I during
Speaker 1: COVID and I don't know if you're watching it, Jenna.
Speaker 1: But Mitch, we haven't spoken about it in a while,
Speaker 1: but I have been hooked. I've actually had time to
Speaker 1: sit down and binge the new season of Morning Wars.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you watch it, Jenna, but Mitch
Speaker 1: and I have like gossiped about the previous seasons and
Speaker 1: I forgot it was back. It's a new show that
Speaker 1: I'm watching. The new season of the show is Morning Wars.
Speaker 1: I've caught right up. I've got two more episodes to go.
Speaker 1: Are you watching same?
Speaker 4: I've got two episodes to go on Apple isn't it?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Apple TV Plus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the problem because I've been I was watching
Speaker 3: it by myself and then I had a couple of
Speaker 3: friends come over and they watched some episodes with me,
Speaker 3: and then because they loved it so much, and they
Speaker 3: don't want to subscribe to Apple TV Plus, and I
Speaker 3: don't think you can leach off someone's Apple TV account,
Speaker 3: so they I have to wait for them to come over.
Speaker 3: I'm like, guys, it's the final two episodes. I just
Speaker 3: want to get them over and done with.
Speaker 1: Well, can I say, Jenna, if you buy an Apple product,
Speaker 1: air pods or anything like Value you get six months
Speaker 1: or three months free. So if you have bought a
Speaker 1: new phone or a new mac or anything, you get
Speaker 1: the subscription.
Speaker 4: I bought air pods and I haven't got anything.
Speaker 3: I got a new phone in the new MacBook, and
Speaker 3: I didn't get that at all. That's some fucking bullshit
Speaker 3: right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I you know what else I have? I
Speaker 1: have Apple. You know, I'm like, I love Apple. I
Speaker 1: have Apple One. Do you guys know what Apple One is?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: So Apple have all the subscription services they've got like
Speaker 1: Apple Arcade, Apple News, Apple Music TV Plus. So instead
Speaker 1: of paying fourteen dollars each a month, you pay thirty
Speaker 1: five a month and you get every single one of
Speaker 1: their subscription and they give you a terrobied iCloud storage.
Speaker 3: Your fucking news.
Speaker 1: Absolutely never. Yeah, I thought I would. I thought I would, But.
Speaker 3: You know, sorry, Morning Wars for those who don't know,
Speaker 3: it's the show. Whereas with a Spoon and Jennifer Anderson
Speaker 3: are like hosts of a breakfast show. They're co hosts
Speaker 3: on TV together, even though this season they are no
Speaker 3: longer co hosts. I was like, what's the fucking point.
Speaker 1: It's also in the US not called Morning Wars. It's
Speaker 1: called Morning Show. But they have to change the title
Speaker 1: of it because in Australia we already have a show
Speaker 1: called We've.
Speaker 3: Got Larry and Kylie. Yeah. I will say that season
Speaker 3: one everyone thought it was phenomenal. Season two, by comparison,
Speaker 3: a huge letdown. And because I went into season three
Speaker 3: with low expectations, I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm into this.
Speaker 3: This is good shit. I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 5: Because I watched season one when I had Apple and
Speaker 5: then started season two and got bored.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm kind of with you. I'm a bit like,
Speaker 1: what are they doing with these storylines? Like they're trying
Speaker 1: to tackle BAFE lives matter, they're trying to.
Speaker 3: Queuing a bit Lee where they just kind of lightly
Speaker 3: touched on every fucking issue on planet Earth but never
Speaker 3: really go in depth totally.
Speaker 1: Also, like fucking Mitch Kesler drove off a cliff in
Speaker 1: Italy and died the last season. I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 1: can't wait season two, move on. I can't like it's
Speaker 1: like I can't wait to unpack how that affects. Nope,
Speaker 1: She's in a fucking rocket on Mars. I'm like what, Yeah, fuck.
Speaker 3: No, but it's good.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 3: I've been enjoying the new Seatson and I'm the same
Speaker 3: as you. I've got two episodes the Guy. At this
Speaker 3: point I might just sold jeron, not even waiting my
Speaker 3: friends to watch it.
Speaker 1: I'm Bradley, I'm a female in power. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: am and Mitch. In my eyes, you are who's the
Speaker 1: old wench that gets voted off the board.
Speaker 3: I don't remember her names of morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the ider buttros Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I suppose you are a bit Bradley Jackson in a way,
Speaker 3: because she got promoted to the evening news and you're
Speaker 3: on evening radio. The difference being that in terms of radio,
Speaker 3: that's the ship end of the day, that's the slot's
Speaker 3: not fuck off.
Speaker 1: Someone said to me the other day, how do you
Speaker 1: feel still being on late nights after all these years?
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not on late nights.
Speaker 3: I be Mitch to midnight.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I did have late nights for three years, but
Speaker 1: now I'm on I'm on just nights, So I'm working
Speaker 1: my way down. Yeah, I'll get there in thirty years.
Speaker 1: I'll finally be at midday.
Speaker 4: You'll get there.
Speaker 3: Thanks, Oh, it's midday the slot you want though.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not you want breakfast or drive, But the Pickup's
Speaker 1: great three to four in the VOS prime time mums
Speaker 1: are in Yes, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I actually caught a little bit of the pick Up
Speaker 3: yesterday and I was like, oh, that's all right, Mitch,
Speaker 3: isn't there. I was waiting for you to talk.
Speaker 1: I was sick. Mitch's like, God, if they silenced Mitch.
Speaker 1: But no, I was in bed.
Speaker 3: Know what I thought was hanging the fuck on. If
Speaker 3: he's too sick for the Pickup, then is he going
Speaker 3: to do the podcast?
Speaker 1: You were like, yeah, So for all the allegations that
Speaker 1: I'm not committed to this show.
Speaker 3: Oh now who it's been making those allocations? I would
Speaker 3: never say such a thing.
Speaker 1: Fuck you. No, it's the dumb idiots. They're always like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's change in the waters. If they don't think Mitch
Speaker 1: and Sean are breaking up, they think that me and
Speaker 1: Mitch of leaving the show. Like they're always worried.
Speaker 3: Would it be possible for us to leave the show.
Speaker 3: We'd have to change a couple of Mitches for starters.
Speaker 1: No, we've never even had the discussion. Like, no, people
Speaker 1: just like we have one off show and they're like
Speaker 1: the vibes you go to that agym group chat, they're like,
Speaker 1: the vibes are well. First of all, someone's like, look
Speaker 1: at this cake I made. The vibes are off. Like
Speaker 1: they changed they changed topics in that thing. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: probably why they're drawn to you.
Speaker 3: And they changed topics like crazy.
Speaker 1: Muff to a flame, like Morning Wars.
Speaker 3: They just touched on all thoughts of ship but don't
Speaker 3: really go in depth.
Speaker 1: Fuck, They're at that Laurel launch party and then they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: Bradley Jackson, let's go have a chat my phone breaking news.
Speaker 1: They overturned Rov Wade like yes, I'm serious.
Speaker 3: And then apparently Bradley's brother stormed the Capitol. No, they've
Speaker 3: just touched on everything, haven't they.
Speaker 1: That's so true. And then they tackled the George Floyd,
Speaker 1: the George Floyd and era of America, which was it's
Speaker 1: very important to touch on, but they did that. They're
Speaker 1: trying to talk about like billionaires and the pay parody
Speaker 1: and like they had an must character power.
Speaker 3: Imbalance between men and women in the workplace, blah.
Speaker 1: Parody between people of color, but they just.
Speaker 3: Sort of mention it in one scene and then move on.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, it's great, great, great, But you're so right.
Speaker 1: They just bring it up and then it's done.
Speaker 3: It's Glee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I've not seen.
Speaker 4: Glee, but I watch You've never seen Glee.
Speaker 1: I've never seen Glee, but many people have said they
Speaker 1: think I'd like Glee, but I just have never committed.
Speaker 3: Don't do it like, I'm not gonna be one of
Speaker 3: those people that goes, oh my god, you have to
Speaker 3: watch it like it's just no, you're fine without it.
Speaker 4: I feel like you would have loved it back in
Speaker 4: the day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, totally, totally.
Speaker 1: Yeah. When natash Leone died in that river, I was devastated.
Speaker 1: I don't even know her.
Speaker 3: Noa rivera Yeah what I said? What did you say?
Speaker 3: It's still too soon to joke about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, so that's what I'm watching morning Wars, and
Speaker 1: then that's really it. I kind of get a bit
Speaker 1: over it. You know, my favorite character, though underappreciated character. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the female like Sar.
Speaker 3: Doesn't even know a bloody name.
Speaker 1: What's her name?
Speaker 3: I will remember it too myself, But the reason I
Speaker 3: don't remember it's because she's not my favorite character. Fuck,
Speaker 3: what is her name? You ck, no, give me your sick,
Speaker 3: give me sex.
Speaker 4: She's your favorite character. How do you not know her name?
Speaker 5: Stella?
Speaker 1: Stella, Stella, Stella, Stella? Still I love Stella? Who?
Speaker 3: What's that movie where the guy Ice screamed Stella? That's
Speaker 3: what that she can't design? That's what that was of
Speaker 3: all the names for me to shout.
Speaker 1: It's still. I love a sense of fashion. I think
Speaker 1: she's cool.
Speaker 3: Are you serious? Her haircuts fucked? I don't like it
Speaker 3: looks better in seas than two I love. I love revolting.
Speaker 3: Do you want to finish these peppisis and cokes? Jenna?
Speaker 3: I don't really know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I've got one here. That's fanta.
Speaker 3: What's the point if you can't taste it?
Speaker 1: I've no taste it so bad, I said to Mitch
Speaker 1: before the show.
Speaker 3: I never had that side effect, thank god?
Speaker 1: Yeah me too, No I did. I did, and I'm
Speaker 1: still eating. It's like, if everything tastes like milk to me,
Speaker 1: why am I Bobby ring with the calories? But I'm
Speaker 1: still eating everything.
Speaker 3: Everyone always threw around that stupid theory that if you
Speaker 3: can't taste, then you may I'll just eat salad and
Speaker 3: it's like, Nah, your brain nose, Even if you can't
Speaker 3: taste it, your brain knows the difference between a bucket
Speaker 3: of fucking chicken and a salad.
Speaker 1: Oh one does.
Speaker 3: I've been craving read Ruster ever since we talked about it.
Speaker 1: You know when I could go right now? Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: hot honey fried chicken at Red Roothster. Yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 3: I think we've been heard of that. Let alone tried.
Speaker 1: It is really good. You're right, it's really good.
Speaker 3: And we hope this podcast made you feel at least
Speaker 3: two percent better today. That's all just.
Speaker 1: So, so we do, so we do.
Speaker 3: She was following your lead mate and you're just texting.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not texting before we go, it's time for.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 1: I'm Tracy Grimshaw. Sorry. The last time we did a
Speaker 1: show from home was when we did a Tracy Grimshaw episode.
Speaker 1: And I just wanted to see what sound effects I
Speaker 1: had on the iGEM section of my road caster.
Speaker 3: Oh, and so you felt the need to disrupt the
Speaker 3: flow as we're trying to wrap up again?
Speaker 1: What else do I have? Oh? Fuck? Is it just sorry?
Speaker 1: I've got sorry?
Speaker 3: At least these sound effects are somewhat relevant you're not
Speaker 3: playing horses.
Speaker 1: Let's play. Let's play a game of who am I ready? Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, hey stop doing that. What cecil Vesta from
Speaker 1: Glee on the megaphone like, hey, you kids, stop dancing.
Speaker 4: You said you've never seen Gleue.
Speaker 3: I know, cecil vest but you couldn't miss the ads
Speaker 3: on Channel ten.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right about that much.
Speaker 3: If you want to do the megaphone thing again. The
Speaker 3: thud quote is while she's looking after the cheerleaders and
Speaker 3: coaching them, she goes, you think this is hard. I'm
Speaker 3: living with hepatitis. That's hard. You think this is hard.
Speaker 1: I'm living with hepatitis. That's hard.
Speaker 3: I'm going to grab that recording so then to all
Speaker 3: of Mitch's future dates, I'll fuck off. They're like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, are you hard? Daddy? You're like, you think
Speaker 3: this is hard?
Speaker 1: What if I because you know I love a bit
Speaker 1: of FaceTime sect with a date. I could connect my
Speaker 1: iPhone to this setup. I could go.
Speaker 3: Harmful all okay, can we go no that you coughing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, stop it you.
Speaker 3: I just realized I actually do have the power to
Speaker 3: turn him off now that I'm now that I'm holding
Speaker 3: the Ford and you're at home.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm Marble.
Speaker 3: I'm Marble.
Speaker 4: That's better.
Speaker 3: That's much better, much better. This is exactly what I
Speaker 3: thought was going to happen. We start doing two episodes
Speaker 3: a week because the one was getting too long, and
Speaker 3: now this month's getting fucking long too. Yep, I can't you.
Speaker 3: Did you think I was kidding? No? No, I'm mad
Speaker 3: with power overy. I'll turn it back on. I feel
Speaker 3: mean now what Bye? Okay, he's going off. Bye. Thanks
Speaker 3: for listening. Idiots, we love you. Make sure you get
Speaker 3: your muggle out with him before the end of Mugvember.
Speaker 3: You've got to celebrate the tear here with a new
Speaker 3: Mark Darling. All right, we'll catch you next week.
Speaker 2: Bye.
Speaker 3: I'm turning your mic back on so you can say bye.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you have to say bye, but that's all go
Speaker 5: see Yeah, everyone love you, Bye, bye, see you next week.
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