Speaker 1: Question. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's paying for the convenience, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I'm very generous with my head movements.
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Speaker 4: Come on in Monday morning, it's a question O'Connell show.
Speaker 4: Come on in, Patsy, come on in, Jackie Boy.
Speaker 3: It was like Christmas Eve for me actually this weekend,
Speaker 3: because I have been home alone for three weeks waiting
Speaker 3: for my son and my wife to come back home.
Speaker 3: So Friday night sleepless with anticipation, and then Saturday morning
Speaker 3: I was up right and early to pick them up
Speaker 3: from the airport.
Speaker 4: How was it.
Speaker 3: It's so good to have them back again. It's honestly,
Speaker 3: it's there's nothing like some time away from your family
Speaker 3: to realize how much you miss. Yes, I love them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, three weeks is a long time. I'm terrible after
Speaker 5: a couple.
Speaker 3: Of days, so I did the I don't know how
Speaker 3: many times you guys have done the airport pick up
Speaker 3: where you wait in the international terminal with everybody.
Speaker 4: If you had quite a few times when it's just coming.
Speaker 3: People to come out those doors, and you think that
Speaker 3: the embrace is going to be like tears and hugging
Speaker 3: and kissing. But then I get really shy in front
Speaker 3: of everybody watching me. So by the time Biancha and
Speaker 3: Gordon came out, I didn't want to like make a
Speaker 3: big fuss of it.
Speaker 4: Oh who cares about that?
Speaker 3: I know, But it's like because now they get everybody
Speaker 3: out one at a time, so everybody's watching you as
Speaker 3: you're the one to embrace next. So I said a
Speaker 3: sheepish like hello, peck on the cheek.
Speaker 4: You'll shake his hand. I sho to see you again,
Speaker 4: young son, and are you now twenty one weeks? The
Speaker 4: cars this way? It was like that el and John's
Speaker 4: dad in Rocketman, what do you want to hug now?
Speaker 4: And your wife? Are you well wife?
Speaker 3: I ushered them quickly to the privacy of the car park.
Speaker 3: That's where the real reunion.
Speaker 5: Oh my daughter showed me the photos of the reunion.
Speaker 5: Paul little Gordon's crying. He's obviously just got off a
Speaker 5: fifteen hour flight. He's only like, what has he fallen off?
Speaker 3: My score and a half months, four.
Speaker 4: Months now, and he's been made to do it. An
Speaker 4: Instagram photo shoot as well.
Speaker 3: He was crying with tears of jaw.
Speaker 4: That's right, what is this stranger for you? And then
Speaker 4: how did you do you have like breakfast ready for them?
Speaker 4: What was what was waiting for that?
Speaker 3: I did actually did it all properly. I went and
Speaker 3: got the flowers. Yeah, last minute, I will say that
Speaker 3: at six o'clock.
Speaker 5: I take this cow text sign special from last night.
Speaker 5: He's not breaking into a graveyard. I just had these ones.
Speaker 3: I did almost get my car toad at six o'clock
Speaker 3: on Friday night out the out of the front of
Speaker 3: the flower shop. And the guy who was as he
Speaker 3: was wrapping out my flowers, he goes, that's not your
Speaker 3: carry out?
Speaker 4: There is it?
Speaker 3: As the toad truck.
Speaker 4: I've never seen a Tesla towed away? They are they
Speaker 4: not Tesla? Can they not just levitate and just take off?
Speaker 4: As the guy tries to come back down.
Speaker 3: To earth, So the flowers set up. I had bacon,
Speaker 3: the leggs ready to go for when they got he
Speaker 3: was actually a perfect morning.
Speaker 4: House or spotless.
Speaker 3: Candle was on, Luna was ready for him, our dog.
Speaker 3: When they got home, it was perfect. So the family's
Speaker 3: are back. Now we're all batting that's.
Speaker 4: Great new as Jackie Boy all right coming up next.
Speaker 5: Then, Australia have been very busy over the weekend in
Speaker 5: the Commonwealth Games. I mean England have too, but where
Speaker 5: you know, we'll come good in a couple of days time.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Australia have had an amazing weekend at the Commonwealth Games,
Speaker 5: opening a couple of days. The reason why with this
Speaker 5: show is across. It is because the golden phone in
Speaker 5: his back. Last year at the Tokyo Games, every time
Speaker 5: se in Australia.
Speaker 4: Won a gold medal. If you want a golden Bosh washing.
Speaker 5: Machine, how many we didn't give away in Turtle thirty
Speaker 5: six thirty six? So this year no washing machines. We're
Speaker 5: golden for golden smeag Kettle's. Roberts had a look around
Speaker 5: the warehouse and the n s there's no Bosh washing machines,
Speaker 5: but he must have found a.
Speaker 4: Load of beautiful Smeg kettles, golden kettles. Jack's got one
Speaker 4: right now. Have you seen these pants? I want one?
Speaker 2: Oh so do I, I said to Tommy Friday. Are
Speaker 2: they a special additional can you get? I'm getting one
Speaker 2: next Paige, I don't think they're very flesh.
Speaker 3: She's a special edition your gold smeg kettle.
Speaker 4: It actually looks very good.
Speaker 5: It's like a nineteen fifty style, but also looks like
Speaker 5: the Mandalorians. For Mando fans, it's a slim chance there's
Speaker 5: many Mandalorian fans up right now. But anyway, shout out
Speaker 5: to one Mando fans. It looks like the Mandalorians helmet
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that inspired them. The thing is
Speaker 4: that actually is cool golden washing machine. I didn't want
Speaker 4: in my house.
Speaker 5: Never said that last year, but enough timers parts now
Speaker 5: that I really do want it my house. Yesterday, the
Speaker 5: kids who are asking me what is the Commonwealth Games?
Speaker 4: It is a strange thing. Right when you explain it.
Speaker 5: I went, all right, Basically, all the countries we colonized
Speaker 5: or invaded or ruined, we now let them play games with.
Speaker 4: Us every couple of years.
Speaker 5: Much if I broke into your house, ruined it, ransacked everything,
Speaker 5: all your resources, and then went, do you want to
Speaker 5: do the javelin?
Speaker 3: You take away the superpowers of the world in the
Speaker 3: United States, China, and we all get to play. And
Speaker 3: when a lot more medals, which is the best countries,
Speaker 3: aren't there?
Speaker 4: You look into it.
Speaker 5: Historically it's shady as I don't know how many more
Speaker 5: cold games we're going to see in our life. But anyway,
Speaker 5: whine it is still going. While it is still going,
Speaker 5: the gold of on is on. So Australia have had
Speaker 5: a huge weekend, which means we've got to give away the.
Speaker 4: Twenty gold medals.
Speaker 3: Twenty gold medals, ten goals in the pool, two for running.
Speaker 4: You guys even love a swim, don't you love that?
Speaker 5: Chloring Pool US pubs not so sure about it this
Speaker 5: she I think boris closed all the pools clean, clean,
Speaker 5: not training.
Speaker 4: But ten gold medals in the pool is a dominant,
Speaker 4: dominant performance of the weekend.
Speaker 3: So how do we give away twenty kettles this morning?
Speaker 4: We did really think no genuinely A producer Tom asked
Speaker 4: me yesterday and I was like, yeah, how actually that
Speaker 4: is a question that we need to rapidly work out
Speaker 4: the answer. We've got twenty of these beautiful golden I mean,
Speaker 4: I know we could knock OVID nine straight away just
Speaker 4: give them to team members because we really like them,
Speaker 4: but we have to give them to you. So we
Speaker 4: got twenty to give away.
Speaker 5: Should we try the idea of people calling in and
Speaker 5: breaking their current kettle.
Speaker 3: If you've got a really bad kettle, or even.
Speaker 5: Just throw it on the ground, smash and grab and
Speaker 5: you can grab one of these new ones. He's golden
Speaker 5: Smeg kettle. So if you're home right now, oh you've
Speaker 5: got one in the office, just smash this.
Speaker 3: Ash the communal one for sure.
Speaker 5: Yes, trash that little monkey cheap plastic one, the Russell
Speaker 5: Hobbs and upgrade to a golden one right now, the
Speaker 5: Smeg nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 4: I know what you're thinking, Is he serious.
Speaker 5: And is this really the first idea of going to Yes,
Speaker 5: it is, smash your kettle and you can win a
Speaker 5: new one.
Speaker 1: But Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Dominant performance over the weekend, the only weekend at the
Speaker 5: Games in Birmingham, England. Twenty gold medals for Team Australia,
Speaker 5: which is amazing news. It means for us today that
Speaker 5: we have twenty golden Smeg kettles, thanks to Ian s
Speaker 5: for you to win. So ten gold medals in the ball,
Speaker 5: in the swimming, ten in the running Mazer performance by
Speaker 5: Jess Denson.
Speaker 4: The women's marathon.
Speaker 5: The headline that flashed up over the weekend was Ossie
Speaker 5: woman wins the marathon.
Speaker 4: Sorry Ossie Mark, as if there was an.
Speaker 5: Australian mum that was just hanging around the start line
Speaker 5: seven in the cycling men's sprint and also in the
Speaker 5: gymnastics as well.
Speaker 4: So we're going to give away a load. Now, smash
Speaker 4: and grab.
Speaker 5: You smash your current kettle and you grabbled our new
Speaker 5: beautiful golden ones on nine four three.
Speaker 4: Let's first of all get a sue. Sue, did you.
Speaker 5: Really hear what we were doing and then turn car
Speaker 5: around from going to work and go back home to
Speaker 5: smash your kettle?
Speaker 1: Actually was taking my son to work and I was like,
Speaker 1: I am winning this gold kill because I deserve this.
Speaker 1: You see in the car and you wait while I'm going.
Speaker 4: To thresh the kettle. You olds and are not happy
Speaker 4: at the moment. All right, So Sue, describe the scene
Speaker 4: for us. Where are you now? Are you back home?
Speaker 4: You're in the kitchen. I'm actually back home. I'm in
Speaker 4: the backyard and I have an ugly black kettle that
Speaker 4: I keep saying, oh my god, I hate this kettle.
Speaker 6: I hate this kettle.
Speaker 4: As soon as I heard it, I go, I deserve
Speaker 4: a gold kettle.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to smash this kettle in the backyard.
Speaker 5: Now, peace, This is little film though, all right, Sue,
Speaker 5: throw it, stam upon it, whatever you want to do.
Speaker 4: Off you go smash that kettle.
Speaker 1: Go go one.
Speaker 6: That was the top end, the bottom of it.
Speaker 4: Okay, So you're the first winner of the golden kettle. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so I'm.
Speaker 6: Actually the golden winner.
Speaker 4: You're the gold winner, all right, So great one to
Speaker 4: kick off with. You have a lovely week.
Speaker 6: Thank you you too?
Speaker 4: Did you tell those two grumpy nineteen year olds? Now
Speaker 4: to work? All right, let's go wrong. Sue to Emma.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Emma, good morning. How are you? I'm good, Emma?
Speaker 4: So where about you? You got your old monkey kettle
Speaker 4: in your hands? I do.
Speaker 6: It's an ugly pezzle kettle that my husband got and
Speaker 6: it's been haunty for ten years.
Speaker 5: It's time to slay that ghost, all right, in your
Speaker 5: own time, Emma smashed the kettle.
Speaker 6: Let's do it. It's dead.
Speaker 3: You're at the top of a staircase. Just get.
Speaker 4: Emma. You've won a brand new golden kettle.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Bye, Be careful clearing that up. By the way, Tim,
Speaker 4: Good morning Tim.
Speaker 6: It's more in Christian.
Speaker 3: Now are you buddy?
Speaker 5: I'm going Tim, I hold a great weekend? Right you
Speaker 5: fancy winning a golden kettle?
Speaker 1: I do mind.
Speaker 6: I'm a baper smashes sing the pass, buddy.
Speaker 4: All right? And where about you? Tim?
Speaker 6: Just singing in my cardboard at the moment.
Speaker 4: Mate, all right, smash that kettle. Tim, you're ready, Mike,
Speaker 4: here we go.
Speaker 6: It's gone gone to heaven.
Speaker 4: So beautifully and romatic the sound of a kettle.
Speaker 6: I don't I don't think the one's going to be
Speaker 6: too pois.
Speaker 5: This is this golden one, Timbo trust me? All right, Tim,
Speaker 5: well done, thank you very much. Just go to Christine.
Speaker 4: Christine. Good morning, Hi Christian. All right Christine. We need
Speaker 4: to smash the kettle.
Speaker 6: Yes I am. Are you ready to crash it?
Speaker 4: Crush it, Christine, crush it? Yep, that's gone the bottom.
Speaker 4: I think I can't hear the lid, know what? I
Speaker 4: know what? The lid shouts, and then that little annoying
Speaker 4: plastic bass.
Speaker 1: That sits on an apologies to came up, because it's
Speaker 1: come up.
Speaker 5: Don't worry, don't worry about that. You've got a nice
Speaker 5: new golden Smeg one coming out today.
Speaker 6: Okay, yes, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Pleasure, thank you very much, Christine, have lovely wis for
Speaker 4: a all right? Squeeze? One more in before the news,
Speaker 4: Mary Lou?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, you actually smashing your kettle for us?
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't mind.
Speaker 4: It's an old woolies job. All right, smash that old
Speaker 4: woolies job right now. You go, oh my gosh, it's
Speaker 4: just wring into a million piaces. You didn't hear anything,
Speaker 4: didn't hear it?
Speaker 3: Now the overacting is telling me that you didn't actually.
Speaker 4: But look, we need to get through a lot of
Speaker 4: these cattles. Let's not worry about it. You want a
Speaker 4: kettle for faking or breaking one? Well now, Marry Lou,
Speaker 4: thank you very much. How many we got left? Fifteen
Speaker 4: to go to go headlines coming up.
Speaker 1: Next Christian Connell's Show podcast.
Speaker 5: We have moved on, but we will be moving back.
Speaker 5: It's just during the news. As training, you wont another
Speaker 5: two gold medals.
Speaker 4: That's how easy it is. Now, pop up back in
Speaker 4: the ball, have a little swim middle backstroke.
Speaker 3: Honestly, they're winning gold medals faster than we can give
Speaker 3: away gold.
Speaker 5: Cap in Italy. They can actually make the golden kettles.
Speaker 5: That's not wired about.
Speaker 4: So when we started the show forty minutes ago, you'd
Speaker 4: want to astonishing twenty gold medals. Now it's up to
Speaker 4: twenty two. Is that right? Twenty two gold medals?
Speaker 3: It's exactually double England eleven.
Speaker 4: Yes, all right, once it comes, this will all calm down.
Speaker 5: The swimm okay, and then those more sort of stranger events,
Speaker 5: the sailing, the canoeing, the shooting, the walkerthon, that's when
Speaker 5: we walk?
Speaker 4: How is that sort of thing?
Speaker 5: The walker is that thing where you suddenly are walking
Speaker 5: across the road right and that car starts to speed
Speaker 5: up a bit and you don't want to run or
Speaker 5: look like you're scared.
Speaker 4: You do that? Whatever that isak, that's the walk of
Speaker 4: what isn't it?
Speaker 5: So we will be coming back because whilst we were
Speaker 5: giving the golden kettles away, you were winning more gold medals.
Speaker 5: It's like an endless loop this morning basically, and why
Speaker 5: that by nine o'clock we're still going to be giving
Speaker 5: away kettles that you're winning us. We're giving them away
Speaker 5: over the weekend. Then I had to call Sheen Panel
Speaker 5: Service shout out to Alana's team. It's a caller made
Speaker 5: quite a few times before, which is why genuinely I
Speaker 5: am on first name basis with Sheine Panel service up
Speaker 5: in Moraban. They've actually repaired my wife's car a couple
Speaker 5: of times. Mine the time I reversed into someone's car
Speaker 5: front here and got their damage sorted that machine.
Speaker 4: And now my daughter.
Speaker 5: Turned eighteen two weeks ago. She's crammed a lot into
Speaker 5: her two weeks to win eighteen. She turned eighteen, got
Speaker 5: the tattoo, pass the driving test Thursday night, has pranged
Speaker 5: the car, and then Saturday night.
Speaker 4: We'll get to that later Saturday night party. All I
Speaker 4: will say is terrible hang over. Yesterday. She was in
Speaker 4: a world of pain. At one point I said, what
Speaker 4: what do you need right now? What can I get you?
Speaker 4: She went, peace, this is the other side of you eighteen.
Speaker 4: Don't do the night if you don't want to pay
Speaker 4: the other time, don't do the crimes you don't.
Speaker 1: Any of the time.
Speaker 4: She was in a world of pain yesterday.
Speaker 5: Anyway, she's she really has praying the car, which is
Speaker 5: why we got a twenty year old Subaru x fee.
Speaker 5: But it's going to need a new passenger door. It's
Speaker 5: completely if you've seen it scratched.
Speaker 4: And hanging up, it stits the way it's hanging off.
Speaker 4: It's not the dukes of hated.
Speaker 3: But it did look it did look like a long scrape.
Speaker 3: It's a long hit that pole, and she's gone. I
Speaker 3: might as well just keep backing out now rather than
Speaker 3: go forward and big car park.
Speaker 4: Some of you might be aware of.
Speaker 5: Just off Chapel Street, there's a there's a white pillar
Speaker 5: that's now got some blue Subaru X three paint on it.
Speaker 4: Or you've got some of the white pillar paint on
Speaker 4: that door.
Speaker 3: All those underground car pie pillars are just an artwork
Speaker 3: of different cars. You can see.
Speaker 4: They're all beautiful banks process artworks. Yes, I said to her,
Speaker 4: you've learned a couple lessons. One never part by that pellner.
Speaker 3: Always get a middle one.
Speaker 5: I will go and do another couple of spirals up.
Speaker 5: You see that pillar, there's always a little it doesn't
Speaker 5: it like an entire whole space? Does it look like
Speaker 5: nine tenths they've done. It's say oh no, no, no,
Speaker 5: that is going to scrape the paint off anyway, She's
Speaker 5: he's a pangeda car for the first time. So this morning,
Speaker 5: woman to talk about your first car prangs on nine
Speaker 5: four three PASSI when did you do yours?
Speaker 4: Was it even your own car or mumble.
Speaker 2: Dad's no, it was Mike, calm, my little bubble back laser.
Speaker 2: I was going up this really steep hill. I've done this.
Speaker 2: I had to work. We're at carrols by candlelight and
Speaker 2: our station was presenting it at the time in the country. Anyway,
Speaker 2: it started to pour rain. It was just a disaster
Speaker 2: and we all like had to flee out of there
Speaker 2: because it was just drenching down rain. So I was
Speaker 2: I had a manual. I went to drive in a manual.
Speaker 2: Always that delicate balance of you know, clutch and bright.
Speaker 4: Do you remember all that? That was the hardest part
Speaker 4: learned to drive a car with the manual. Was the
Speaker 4: bike point? Do you remember that?
Speaker 2: That sort of coordination?
Speaker 4: And I.
Speaker 2: There was a haper traffic and I rolled back, so
Speaker 2: I had the clutching, but I didn't have my foot
Speaker 2: on the brake, and I should have probably put the
Speaker 2: handbrake on, yeah, properly, it might have been a good idea.
Speaker 2: And I rolled back into this massive, big truck of
Speaker 2: a land Cruiser and dinted the back of my little hatchbag.
Speaker 2: But my uncle fixed it because he was a panel
Speaker 2: beater car. Oh no, it was fine, not even a
Speaker 2: scratch had I don't.
Speaker 4: Think that would have that dented anything.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast coome.
Speaker 4: On in Cheryl.
Speaker 5: My car run out of brakes, dodging insurance claim. Can't
Speaker 5: cut run out of brakes, topped them up.
Speaker 3: You only get so many goes on the brake pedal
Speaker 3: your field.
Speaker 5: Miley hit a Rolls Royce after saying in her head
Speaker 5: only moments beforehand, oh, I'd hate to hit that.
Speaker 4: Wreck my car.
Speaker 5: The Rolls Royce had minor damage, but fifteen thousand dollars worth.
Speaker 4: Of minor damage. That is a minus scratch. I guess
Speaker 4: on a Rolls Royce. Christian.
Speaker 5: My sister took me out to McDonald's for her first drive.
Speaker 5: Put the car in drive instead of a verse, straight
Speaker 5: into a pole. My first prang was five minutes into
Speaker 5: my driving taste. I drove into the back of it, Christian.
Speaker 4: Straight after I got my p's, I drove home so
Speaker 4: excited I drove straight through the garage door. This is great.
Speaker 1: Nine four three.
Speaker 5: Good morning Mitchell, Morning, Christian Mitchell, had you a great weekend?
Speaker 4: And what's your story about your first car?
Speaker 6: Prang saved up five years for a brand new BMW
Speaker 6: and on the second day it was a bit too
Speaker 6: powerful and I came round a corner and took out
Speaker 6: a street pole.
Speaker 5: Oh no, every other story is about a pole being
Speaker 5: the center point, and it's the poles.
Speaker 4: That's if I was praying.
Speaker 5: It's that the car is somehow determined being magnetized towards
Speaker 5: the pole.
Speaker 4: And what happened to your BMW?
Speaker 6: I got to say goodbye to it and now I'm
Speaker 6: with a less powerful car.
Speaker 4: No, is that right? What completely totaled?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I wrote it off. Oh you're right though, I was heartbroken.
Speaker 6: That's about it.
Speaker 4: Some heartbreaks never heal. All right, Mitchell, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: You kill me. Have a good week.
Speaker 6: Thank you too.
Speaker 4: Cal Brainer.
Speaker 1: Now you're listening to the Christian Okyles Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Traumatic scenes off air in the last three minutes actually
Speaker 5: some of the most stressful radio we've ever had to
Speaker 5: have been through. So of course, you are very very
Speaker 5: good at swimming Australia. You've won twenty two gold medals
Speaker 5: just in the first couple of games. Your opening day
Speaker 5: are the epting days of the day the game Buringham.
Speaker 5: So we're doing the golde on the show. Robert Ianes
Speaker 5: has said another rummag around the warehouse. He's managed to
Speaker 5: get one hundred golden smoke kettles. We're gonna eat every
Speaker 5: one of those. By the nine o'clock someonner will have
Speaker 5: given away twenty two of them already, if not a
Speaker 5: couple more.
Speaker 4: So we've given away.
Speaker 3: We've given away five to callers, then you gave away
Speaker 3: three to emails. We're down to fourteen left. That is,
Speaker 3: if we win no more golds today.
Speaker 4: No, we've got to give away fourteen way two to emailers.
Speaker 4: So we've got to give.
Speaker 3: Away because you gave one one emailer two.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's right, Yeah, so fourteen fourteen, fourteen gold
Speaker 5: and beautiful smoke kettles to give away. We're literally live
Speaker 5: brainstorming during that song. That one point, Jack said, what
Speaker 5: about I filled up the synk with water and because
Speaker 5: some of a lot of the gold medals, ten of
Speaker 5: them came in the swimming he would sing a song underwater.
Speaker 3: I would dunk my head in the water. And you've
Speaker 3: got to guess what's one don't know?
Speaker 4: To try and inspire us, will we listening to this
Speaker 4: nursing rhyme?
Speaker 5: Polly put the kettle on, moments away from getting callers
Speaker 5: to play this old nursery game, you know where like
Speaker 5: Jackie puts the cat along, Patsy.
Speaker 4: Puts the get along. Put callers adding their own names.
Speaker 4: Don't delete that. We might need that by Friday.
Speaker 5: Idea is a bad idea In Chinese cook and everything
Speaker 5: gets cooked, the beak, the clause.
Speaker 4: That is what's going to be like the next two
Speaker 4: weeks in the gold of on.
Speaker 5: All right, so we do we do have an idea
Speaker 5: before that though, I tell you we had a big
Speaker 5: weekend in our house. It was my daughter's she turned
Speaker 5: eighteen two weeks ago and it was her actual birthday
Speaker 5: party on Saturday night.
Speaker 4: Joint birthday party were one of her best friends. So
Speaker 4: it all kicked off ran at ours at four o'clock
Speaker 4: when a load of friends just turned up. We didn't
Speaker 4: know anything about this. For priest.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just like feet up watching sport and
Speaker 5: she went, can you go and get can you go
Speaker 5: and put something on?
Speaker 4: Lights? Little bit smarter? What four? And she goes oh,
Speaker 4: my friends will be here in about ten minutes. Went
Speaker 4: to do what. I went, Oh no, not Prieste, get
Speaker 4: up whover the house. They will keepie round. I can
Speaker 4: hear like they've all got like hidden flasks boots. I'm like,
Speaker 4: it's so early, guys, I'm not dropping you off toll
Speaker 4: half seven. Please just take it easy. Then I did
Speaker 4: that damn thing. I went, let's just make sure you
Speaker 4: have every drink you have of a glass of water,
Speaker 4: and ordered pizza. Always you need cars.
Speaker 3: I remember that's what my mum and dad. My mom
Speaker 3: used to put toast on for everybody that's it.
Speaker 5: Toast was the other end of the night. The toast
Speaker 5: was needed. So when it comes just after seven o'clock,
Speaker 5: was tin to go and take them.
Speaker 4: So I drove them in. They all like singing, We're
Speaker 4: playing songs in the car. It was great and they.
Speaker 5: Literally the excitement. They just sort of sprung out like
Speaker 5: a jack in the box out the car. We went
Speaker 5: into the venue and I was with my wife as well.
Speaker 5: And remember last week we're talking about how Ruby didn't
Speaker 5: want us there.
Speaker 3: You weren't allowed to stay, don't worry.
Speaker 5: When we got there, it was definitely loud, it was
Speaker 5: so loud, the floor was so sticky. My wife just
Speaker 5: goes immediately grabbed my arm. I went, Chris, I just
Speaker 5: please just get me ouf here. You don't want that drink,
Speaker 5: very very tense in here? Is it house hot blust?
Speaker 5: My wife looked like Croyler Deville, chatting greatly like camel
Speaker 5: coat on. We don't love the owners or so that
Speaker 5: we want to shut this mace down turn into townhouses. Anyway, Luckily,
Speaker 5: as we were leaving, I had a word with the
Speaker 5: with the dormant out the front. I said, do you
Speaker 5: get a lot of trouble? How does it work?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 5: This is the guest list and it was one of
Speaker 5: our listeners, a lovely guy called Milton right, And I
Speaker 5: found actually relaxed that the head.
Speaker 4: Of security there was one of ours.
Speaker 5: So I give my phone number, I said, just calm
Speaker 5: in my night, twenty minutes away anyway, about eleven o'clock
Speaker 5: at night. So I was going to be waiting outside
Speaker 5: between midnight and one am, like an uber driver, just
Speaker 5: for when Ruby wanted to come.
Speaker 4: I just be waiting there. I had nothing else to do,
Speaker 4: so because can you come at midnight? But then wait
Speaker 4: till while I went, yeah, I mean, there's nothing else
Speaker 4: I'd love to do it. Sat in a size.
Speaker 5: Street, right, a dark street, a real dark dark backstreet
Speaker 5: of Chapel Street on Saturday night, all kinds of nefarious
Speaker 5: goings on around me.
Speaker 4: I just wait for an hour reading my book in
Speaker 4: the dark.
Speaker 5: So anyway, I get a phone call eleven o'clock, Not
Speaker 5: for my daughter, it's on my daughter's phone number, for
Speaker 5: a friend of us though, going oh oh hi, mister O'Connell.
Speaker 4: Ruby's feeling a bit. I'm well, I'm well, I'm well,
Speaker 4: only eighteen. It's spearing the hair, isn't it. I'm like,
Speaker 4: all right, I'm coming now, right is she okay? Yeah,
Speaker 4: she's been the toilet for the last half an hour, right, okay.
Speaker 4: So before leaving, I grab a load of towels.
Speaker 5: I was trying to get some bags in case you
Speaker 5: need to be sick in the castle or to get
Speaker 5: was giant, like industrial fifty liter bin bags.
Speaker 4: I don't know how much spew. I thought we were
Speaker 4: going to get through and take away, said night. I
Speaker 4: grabbed a lot of prawn cracker as well, because I
Speaker 4: didn't have time to make toast. I'll grab the alcohol anyway,
Speaker 4: I'm going there.
Speaker 5: Dads need a signed on the car, right, I'm obviously
Speaker 5: obeying the speed limits, but I want to get there quickly.
Speaker 5: My daughter's not well and so there needs to be
Speaker 5: a dad siren that we can just put on the card.
Speaker 5: So anyway, I'm I'm trying to remember where it was,
Speaker 5: and it really was on a couple of side streets
Speaker 5: off Chapel Street. And also by the time I'm getting there,
Speaker 5: like twenty past eleven is crazy time on Chappel Street.
Speaker 4: It's like a carnival, there isn't it. People just like
Speaker 4: stood in the street, stood in the street.
Speaker 5: I've got an emergency, got emergency anyway, list it is
Speaker 5: a side street, there's no street lighting. Okay, but I
Speaker 5: see unmistakable silhouere of a girl sat on the pavement
Speaker 5: with another girl holding her.
Speaker 4: Hair back, stroking her hair. And then I see our guy, Milton,
Speaker 4: that guy waving at me right and yeah again, and
Speaker 4: I pulled him, put the hazes on. I get out,
Speaker 4: and the first thing I go is like, you okay, okay,
Speaker 4: And the eyes were googling.
Speaker 5: She's not looking at me, she's looking over my shoulder.
Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, right, do you feel sick.
Speaker 5: HiT's some porn crackers. I get her and a mate
Speaker 5: in the car and blessed, thank you very much for me.
Speaker 5: On the security guard, did he take his jacket off?
Speaker 5: It was cold Saturday night.
Speaker 4: He has to stand out there. He taking his jacket off.
Speaker 5: And put it around. But my daughter's shoulder, so you
Speaker 5: know what. We get in the car and I go, okay, right,
Speaker 5: so do you just want to go home?
Speaker 4: There's some food foods where we sit down and have
Speaker 4: a meal. I look like a pimp as well. Like
Speaker 4: they've got like their makeups running down their face.
Speaker 5: It's not gonna look for me seen out with two
Speaker 5: young girls that look like they've been crying, all gold
Speaker 5: up and stuff that.
Speaker 4: So we had to go to macus. All they want
Speaker 4: was fries, No drig just fries. I'm actually get her back.
Speaker 4: She didn't. She wasn't sick or anything. And then yesterday
Speaker 4: what the mother of all hangovers?
Speaker 5: Oh zero, So yes, she's now on the other side
Speaker 5: of being eighteen, where you also got If you want
Speaker 5: to have the party, then you've got to have the
Speaker 5: hangover as well.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: You are minutes away from the gold Ethon continuing, we
Speaker 5: have fourteen golden, beautiful smeg kettles to give away. The
Speaker 5: gold Ethon is back big weekend in Murmingham in the pool,
Speaker 5: out the pool, cycling swimming. You guys are dominating. Every
Speaker 5: time Tim Australia wins gold we give away a golden kettle. Christner,
Speaker 5: had you given away golden kettles? My mom and dad
Speaker 5: have had the same kettle since they've been married seventeen years.
Speaker 5: Could they have a brand new one as I forgot
Speaker 5: as their daughter to get them any think? Yes, you
Speaker 5: can have a golden kettle for mom and dad, Christian.
Speaker 5: My wife is a teacher. She needs her coffee and
Speaker 5: tea every day. Recently our cattle packed in we've resorted
Speaker 5: to boiling water in.
Speaker 4: A pot every morning. Yeah, David, we can't have that.
Speaker 4: We cannot have that.
Speaker 5: No, she really needs a decent cup of tea in
Speaker 5: the morning and a coffee. Yes, you can have a
Speaker 5: golden kettle.
Speaker 3: My friend who's a carpenter you remember, clintos Ah, Yes,
Speaker 3: I will smash my kettle on site with a sledgehammer
Speaker 3: for a new golden kettle.
Speaker 5: I take him up on that. He needs to call
Speaker 5: it in so we can hear it now. And obviously
Speaker 5: you had a big reunion. Your wife and son came
Speaker 5: back from America where they've been visiting your wife's family,
Speaker 5: and we.
Speaker 3: Had our first date together Bianco and I where we
Speaker 3: left Gordon at home. Mom and dad came to bank.
Speaker 4: Someone was hot to drop. I mean, take give it
Speaker 4: time the JETMANK.
Speaker 3: Well, it's not the roast romantic date. I took her
Speaker 3: to pickleball, which is my exact sport that I've gotten
Speaker 3: an obsession with at the moment, which is a small
Speaker 3: tennis played.
Speaker 5: Your poor wife is just on a seventeen hour flight
Speaker 5: with a baby, and you're going, hey, listen, don't worry.
Speaker 4: My mom and dad coming around and they look off good,
Speaker 4: so we can go and play my new favorite sport.
Speaker 3: It was a little bit like that. She was getting no, no, no,
Speaker 3: it was all of that. She was getting sleepy on
Speaker 3: the couch. I was like, oh, but remember I said
Speaker 3: we would play pickleball on Sunday.
Speaker 5: This conversation with her dad, who'd come away, who'd come
Speaker 5: back after five weeks, will be normal.
Speaker 4: But it's your wife. I don't forget. You did promise,
Speaker 4: You did promise wife, mum, that you would hang out
Speaker 4: with me.
Speaker 3: But she's taken. If anything, she's taking the sheen off
Speaker 3: pickleball for me.
Speaker 4: Oh what happened?
Speaker 5: Because you've got into pickleball the last couple of weeks,
Speaker 5: because you've been home alone, you've been playing with like
Speaker 5: the state champ.
Speaker 3: That's right, the Blitz, Victoria's best pickleball player, Aaron Blitz.
Speaker 3: He's been coaching me and I've been picking it up.
Speaker 3: But Bianca played tennis as a kid, so she's got
Speaker 3: already racquetball.
Speaker 4: And this is under This is so you serve underhand.
Speaker 3: Underhand. The ball is like a whiffle ball, so it
Speaker 3: moves a bit slower. It's perhaps called that tennis for dummies,
Speaker 3: and that's kind of a description of it. So it's
Speaker 3: good for me to get into it. But Bianco, with
Speaker 3: her tennis background, was already better than me. I'm not
Speaker 3: making up this. I'm not making up this scoreline happened
Speaker 3: as an exaggeration for a funnier story. She beat me
Speaker 3: eleven nil. She beat me eleven zero. I scored zero points.
Speaker 4: I like about this is the fact that she didn't
Speaker 4: even There was no giving you anything.
Speaker 3: There was no like have one for free, Like she
Speaker 3: must have been making a betters This.
Speaker 4: Guy he wants to pickable. I've just done a seventeen
Speaker 4: hours right with this four month old son, this Egypt thing.
Speaker 4: So what I want right now is to play pickaball.
Speaker 4: Maybe that was yeah, let's go get in the car.
Speaker 4: Where's the racket.
Speaker 3: Maybe she looked at the match and thought the fastest
Speaker 3: way for me to get back home and get to
Speaker 3: Nash is to win in straight sets.
Speaker 4: She gave you nothing, Elevin.
Speaker 1: That is brutal amazing scenes the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Our Golder Thought is back. Every time Team Aus Trent
Speaker 4: to win gold and you have twenty two gold medals
Speaker 4: in the first three my first two days. That means
Speaker 4: twenty two golden Smeke kettles must be given away by
Speaker 4: the end of today's show. These are amazing kettles. Haven't
Speaker 4: listened to this hopefully excites you even more, Thanks Christian.
Speaker 7: The Smeth golden kettle features a one point seven lids,
Speaker 7: stainless steel body, a soft opening lid, three hundred and
Speaker 7: sixty degree swivel bass with a tasteful fifties Utterson design
Speaker 7: which will leave your kitchen looking retro yet futuristic back.
Speaker 4: To you in this studio. Thank you, big bulls. All right,
Speaker 4: So I love kettle to give away.
Speaker 5: Busy show, Miss had lyrics coming up at ay brand
Speaker 5: new tign ways stuff bell on John Tickets at eight thirty.
Speaker 4: All right, So is your man Clint ready to win?
Speaker 3: He should be ready with the sledgehammer, ready to smash
Speaker 3: his kettle.
Speaker 4: All right, So Clint's on the line right now. Good
Speaker 4: morning Clint, Good morning Christian, Good morning Jackie boy. How
Speaker 4: are we? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Good things?
Speaker 5: We'll go Clint. Okay, so describe the scene. You've got
Speaker 5: a sledgehammer I got.
Speaker 4: I've got my nice big d Walt sledgehammer sitting here
Speaker 4: and a nice stainless steel kettle sitting on the ground
Speaker 4: ready to get smashed.
Speaker 5: All right, you smash away, smash your one, and we're
Speaker 5: upgrading to a golden smag.
Speaker 4: Clint off you go, all right, here we go, good luck.
Speaker 4: There's not much left all me what No matter what
Speaker 4: traumatic way we've heard of these kids, we broak. They
Speaker 4: don't sound dramatic. Does they fall apart? Real easily?
Speaker 3: It sounds cartoon.
Speaker 4: Anyway? You smashed with the sage. How we'll give you
Speaker 4: a brand new kettle.
Speaker 6: Lovely, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Boys.
Speaker 4: All right, so this is what we're going to do next.
Speaker 5: In no way has this been cobbled together in the
Speaker 5: last twenty minutes.
Speaker 4: In no way, no way, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4: We were ready for this. We were ready for this.
Speaker 5: We're going to play a game called boiling Point where
Speaker 5: we're going to boil the kettle live on air, and
Speaker 5: we're go through the lines giving away as many kettles
Speaker 5: as we can. When the kettle clicks and it's boiled,
Speaker 5: time runs out, we stop the clock. We've reached boiling point.
Speaker 5: No more golden kettles.
Speaker 3: Perfect.
Speaker 4: Is that what we're doing? Yeah, that is what we're doing.
Speaker 4: I felt like more that was a question to myself, like,
Speaker 4: is this is what has come to? Are you happy
Speaker 4: with it?
Speaker 3: That is how the game works. Whether we should be
Speaker 3: doing it or not, that's.
Speaker 5: A moral question, isn't That's our moral question. And we'll
Speaker 5: keep us awake, wide awake at a diet for the
Speaker 5: rest of our years.
Speaker 3: Boiling point, biling points.
Speaker 5: Okay, we start boiling kettle, we start giving away golden
Speaker 5: kettles to you guys. When we reach boiling points, I
Speaker 5: much chargin innocent days, great days.
Speaker 4: Of the show. Hey down the show.
Speaker 5: Will you come Friday when we reach boiling point and
Speaker 5: the kettle clicks, oh dramatic clicky click kettle with that
Speaker 5: soft lid.
Speaker 4: At times the times up for our careers and indeed
Speaker 4: this game.
Speaker 3: Get it early, get it out. Trust me, you want
Speaker 3: to be at the front of the line one.
Speaker 4: Still bubbling and boiling boiling Pine only on Gold one
Speaker 4: and four point three.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Eleven eleven kettles to go, Eleven golden kettles to give away,
Speaker 4: because the golden on his back, my friends. Because the
Speaker 4: games are underway over the weekend in Birmingham. Top of
Speaker 4: the ladder is Team Australia snapping Eggy Hills, not really
Speaker 4: long way from the Snaper Hills. The home advantage hasn't
Speaker 4: yet kicked in anyway. My new country, my new home, Australia.
Speaker 4: Twenty two gold medals, which is amazing. Just in the
Speaker 4: first two days.
Speaker 5: So we have twenty two golden kettles to give away,
Speaker 5: beautiful golden smag kettles.
Speaker 4: So far we've given away eleven eleven.
Speaker 5: All right, this is what we're gonna do for these
Speaker 5: We're gonna boil a kettle live on air for your ears.
Speaker 5: While it's boiling, we take as many of you as
Speaker 5: possible on air. You all get a golden kettle. When
Speaker 5: the kettle reaches boiling points. When the kettle reaches boiling points.
Speaker 4: Time runs out, the clock stops, the kettle cakes, and
Speaker 4: I'm afraid no more kettle to you. The gold of
Speaker 4: thon is over there. Right, are we ready to play this?
Speaker 3: We're filming the kettle.
Speaker 4: Did you know for the socials poor that kid was
Speaker 4: so excited when he thought his life was made when
Speaker 4: he's kind of work on the big show.
Speaker 5: And now we're going to go and get that cut,
Speaker 5: go pro that you thought you might win an award
Speaker 5: and film a kettle boiled so many people, innocent people, right, Okay,
Speaker 5: So if we've actually got a microphone pointing directly into
Speaker 5: a flipping.
Speaker 4: So how do we want to play this? Right? So
Speaker 4: we're just gonna do we start the kettle, then we
Speaker 4: start giving them the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we start the kettle, the clocks on, and then
Speaker 3: we go straight to the cause. All right, Yeah, can
Speaker 3: you give us the countdown.
Speaker 5: Yeah all right, so rio you walling to turn it on? Okay, three,
Speaker 5: two one, let's go all right, kettle is now?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 3: It's what on?
Speaker 4: Oh it's ok again? Cathy, Hello Christian, Cathy. You've won
Speaker 4: a golden kettle. Well I'm Kathy. Alright, let's go to Marie.
Speaker 1: Yes, my son's finally moving out. He's thirty years old.
Speaker 2: I need to give him this kettle.
Speaker 4: Oh it's a moving out present. Yeah, yeah, excellent. All right,
Speaker 4: you've won the golden kettle. Thank you, Marie. This case
Speaker 4: soundy good, isn't it. It's a good old noise of that. Yeah, Amy,
Speaker 4: we got another one here, haven't we?
Speaker 3: Andy? Andy?
Speaker 4: Good morning, Andy, you won a golden kettle.
Speaker 6: Fantastic. I have to go to came out.
Speaker 4: And Kelly, good morning.
Speaker 1: Hello, my cattle shorts, the whole house out.
Speaker 6: Please give me a good one. Like a smog.
Speaker 5: It's not just a smag. It's a golden smeg kettle.
Speaker 5: It's yours, Keny, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4: They sound and was emotional. These kettles, these golden kettles
Speaker 4: really mean some people. I'm getting so many emails. How's
Speaker 4: that kettle going?
Speaker 3: It's very hot.
Speaker 4: Did you just put hand on it? What would you
Speaker 4: do that? Like a child who's told put his hand
Speaker 4: on it?
Speaker 1: All?
Speaker 4: Right? There we got here, we don't Kelly everywhere? Yes, Lindsay, Yes, Lindsay,
Speaker 4: I'm here. Do you want to brand new golden kettle?
Speaker 4: You bet?
Speaker 6: I've got an antake, mate. It is lukewarm when it boils,
Speaker 6: it's fantastic.
Speaker 5: You can't start the day like that, Lindsay, Lindsay. You
Speaker 5: want a golden Somemke kettle?
Speaker 4: Thank you? Chris come oning? Yeah? Good Chris. How many
Speaker 4: we got to give away?
Speaker 3: Jack, I have good thing. We got six more, Chris.
Speaker 4: You want a golden kettle? One? Thank you? You've won one.
Speaker 6: Thanks Christian, you're a legend.
Speaker 4: Well I was a legend. Now what's happening? This steam?
Speaker 4: Almost a boiling point? Then steam, let's go to Don. Hello,
Speaker 4: hang on, Don, we're almost a boiling point.
Speaker 1: Dog.
Speaker 4: You want a kettle?
Speaker 1: Wonderful?
Speaker 4: You don't get off? Get someone gone, it's gone off? Stephen, Yo,
Speaker 4: No too late, biling that's the wrong spiling mind.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'kyl's show podcast.
Speaker 5: One thing I've learned for the twenty four years aboat
Speaker 5: fast radio today all you've already wanted was it kettle?
Speaker 5: If I knew I was showing Jack my inbox, my inbox.
Speaker 5: It is crazy, hundreds of emails coming in with various stories,
Speaker 5: these sob sob stories out Why you need a kettle,
Speaker 5: Animel Grace, just email me two minutes ago Christian and
Speaker 5: once who entered the competition to win a golden smag kettle.
Speaker 5: My cat weed on the side of my current one.
Speaker 5: A new one, Annamel, have one that's disgusting, but have
Speaker 5: one all right? Free to go, Christian, I would love
Speaker 5: a kettle. I've got a new job, and the old
Speaker 5: kettle I've got has got floaty bits in it. Whenever
Speaker 5: I pour my tea, I've cleaned it, but I stall there.
Speaker 5: I don't know what is lime scale.
Speaker 1: This.
Speaker 5: I know for a fact because I was looking at
Speaker 5: the spect yesterday because I think this might be relevant
Speaker 5: to help the show. I don't know why it's gone
Speaker 5: anti lime scale thing.
Speaker 3: So you don't have to de scale your kettle, Beth.
Speaker 5: You'll never have to put up with that ever again,
Speaker 5: my friend, Those limescale days are Overbeth. You one one Christian,
Speaker 5: I tested positive for COVID on the twenty first of July.
Speaker 5: Twenty second of July was my birthday and it was
Speaker 5: a crap day as the kettle just stopped working. I've
Speaker 5: been boiling water and a sauce planet ever since in
Speaker 5: isolation because I couldn't go out and look for a
Speaker 5: new one.
Speaker 4: Yes, Steph, you can have as a late birthday present.
Speaker 6: Gold to go.
Speaker 4: Teachers.
Speaker 5: I really hope we give away a load of kettles
Speaker 5: soon the Gothone teachers. One of you, Daniel Foster Christians
Speaker 5: just arrived at work to school after listening to the show.
Speaker 5: As a teacher, you know that we are heavily reliant
Speaker 5: on the sweet nectar of tea and coffee. Having battle
Speaker 5: through the challenges of remote learning them returning to face
Speaker 5: to face to mask the endless rat test. Many staff
Speaker 5: are still nervous about congregating mean groups. As such, we
Speaker 5: still avoid the classic staff from as a space to
Speaker 5: chat relax on, wondering if this might be able to
Speaker 5: lure people back.
Speaker 4: Follow the golden challenge. You can down. This guy's a teacher.
Speaker 5: The golden chalice of tea and coffee for the staff
Speaker 5: like a pie piper.
Speaker 4: Christian, I could be.
Speaker 5: Please, can I have one of your golden chalices, Daniel Fasni,
Speaker 5: Yes you can, Daniel, just seeing where you teach as well.
Speaker 5: One of my daughters is at school. If you can
Speaker 5: also do me favor upgrades some of her grades and
Speaker 5: all helps that hates.
Speaker 4: Thank you. I make sure that kettle's rushed forward.
Speaker 1: But Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Tying for today's misheard lyrics, thank you very much everyone,
Speaker 5: and keeps sending these in. We've got some brilliant ones today.
Speaker 5: Let's get into this week's misheard lyrics.
Speaker 4: It's just another miss heard day, Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.
Speaker 5: All right, the misshard lyrics every Monday on the show.
Speaker 5: You send them in, we play the back. If we
Speaker 5: play back what you think you're.
Speaker 4: Miss hearing and we agree if not. And for the
Speaker 4: great ones. Yes, last Hall of Favor.
Speaker 5: Last week we had a Hall of Famer by MICHAELA
Speaker 5: Sorry by Justin Bieber. You know, I try, but I
Speaker 5: don't do too well with a pile of cheese.
Speaker 4: You know, apologies. That's winning for in the Hall of Famer.
Speaker 5: Let's get into some Adrian Wetton kicks us off with
Speaker 5: LaDonna Mobile by Pavarotti. Original line Utta descento panchero or
Speaker 5: is it uta janto elephants? Yeah, elephant elephants is in there?
Speaker 5: Elephants come up next, Fans one more time?
Speaker 4: Have yes.
Speaker 5: Hall of fav come on in Pavarotti and Adrian pulled
Speaker 5: in Webster Dance with me by double one two My
Speaker 5: drop tops in the parking lot.
Speaker 4: Or is it my chop tops in the parking lot? Pulling?
Speaker 4: Very good.
Speaker 5: Mike Bainbridge, Kate Bush running up that heel, running up
Speaker 5: that hill with no problems? Or is it running up
Speaker 5: that hill with no clothing? Subtle but it does say
Speaker 5: no clothing?
Speaker 4: Kate does Mike well spotted.
Speaker 5: Chris has got this from New Order from Bizarre Love Triangle,
Speaker 5: the original lyrics every time I think of you, I
Speaker 5: feel a shot right through and a bolt of blue.
Speaker 4: Can you hear it? Every time I think of you,
Speaker 4: I feel a shot right through and a bolt of pooh.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I hope my still fine.
Speaker 5: Stuff This funny when I'm really old, Chris, it's the bolt.
Speaker 5: Every time I think of you, I feel a shot
Speaker 5: right through in a bolt of poo. We will wed
Speaker 5: next like that right, bolts.
Speaker 4: Of poo, no doubt, Chris undeniable, come straight in.
Speaker 5: John Reynolds has got this by Radiohead, No surprises, no
Speaker 5: alarms and no surprises, silent suse or is it no
Speaker 5: olives and no surprises? Salad surprise?
Speaker 4: Do we hear olives at the start?
Speaker 3: It's weak?
Speaker 5: Then we got this one by already du a leaper levitating.
Speaker 5: If I ever slip, I'll fall into a better situation
Speaker 5: if they ever slipper, or is it if I ever slip,
Speaker 5: I'll fart into a better situation if they ever slipper.
Speaker 4: That big laugh was from the mother of Audi.
Speaker 3: A weekend, well done.
Speaker 4: That is a great one. Hall of favor that tiger mama. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 4: yes you will. You haven't any choice. Get my throat
Speaker 4: ripped out. If I ever slipt, my fight into a
Speaker 4: better situation. If they have a slip about into a
Speaker 4: better situations.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's your time wast Sorry, that's the that's you
Speaker 5: miss hurd lyrics this week, Send us yours whenever you
Speaker 5: hear them.
Speaker 4: Twenty four to seven. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com
Speaker 4: dot A you pretty much this week, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Well Christian Connell's show podcast That's Sye.
Speaker 5: So over the weekend, I know you were attending a
Speaker 5: big fundraiser Oute your way. Yes.
Speaker 3: St.
Speaker 2: Vincent's Hospital Foundation had their Winter Gala ball in Wheerabit,
Speaker 2: the Italian Social club. They were raising money for I
Speaker 2: don't know if you've heard of them, those ice caps
Speaker 2: that you can use if you're undergoing cancer treatments.
Speaker 4: A chemotherapy, so that people don't have to go through
Speaker 4: the indignation of losing their head.
Speaker 2: My mother in law did yeah, and really well, yeah,
Speaker 2: they're amazing and would you believe in the Western suburbs,
Speaker 2: I was really shocked to hear this. There are none
Speaker 2: like there are no caps available for people undergoing treat
Speaker 2: and so we were raising money for that. And people
Speaker 2: always overwhelmed by the generosity of spirit of people, and
Speaker 2: Saturday night was just no exception. They raised a phenomenal
Speaker 2: amount of money and their aim was just to raise
Speaker 2: about forty grand for one of these caps that they
Speaker 2: can share around their oncology unit there at Werribee. But
Speaker 2: they've raised enough for two or three, which is just
Speaker 2: so overwhelming. But it was a lovely night and I
Speaker 2: was meeting some of the hospital board there Saturday in
Speaker 2: the room and Chris had gone to the table and
Speaker 2: I couldn't just see. Out of the corner of my
Speaker 2: eye there was an anti you know, the antipasto platter
Speaker 2: was on the table.
Speaker 4: And that's like that. I mean, Chris loves his food.
Speaker 4: Me that is like a labrador. Honestly, its very hard
Speaker 4: to have, you know, a heartfelt conversation. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: he's got his paws on the table.
Speaker 2: It's just like you know, and he's surveying the drinks
Speaker 2: and the ice bucket, and I'm thinking, would you just
Speaker 2: sit down? Oh yes, that's lovely, Oh yes, lovely to
Speaker 2: meet you. The codder in my eye to the right
Speaker 2: of the room, and then I see him starting to
Speaker 2: eat the anti pasto platter, and I'm thinking, oh, could
Speaker 2: you not wait for everyone else to sit at.
Speaker 4: The everyone else fundrais And it's like a formal sit down,
Speaker 4: won't it be?
Speaker 2: It's like, excuse me, that's just my husband. But not
Speaker 2: only did he polish.
Speaker 3: Show you guys were the guests of honor, so shouldn't
Speaker 3: he be the first one to go?
Speaker 4: Literally, you eat alone at those things? Everyone sat down.
Speaker 2: I was horrified anyway, So he cleaned off his plate
Speaker 2: and then he gets his fork and starts eating wine.
Speaker 2: I've got who brought him, and so I get back
Speaker 2: no antipasto left. He'd eaten the whole lot. He's famous
Speaker 2: for this, He's got form. There's videos of him when
Speaker 2: all our friends got married in our twenties and videos, well,
Speaker 2: there's videos. It's like an ongoing joke where Chris will
Speaker 2: make his way up to the head table even if
Speaker 2: he's not in the cake. Yeah, and it's like everyone
Speaker 2: just passes their desserts down to him and.
Speaker 3: My human labrador, some kind of eating challenge better than
Speaker 3: the wedding. Now the man will leave fifty hot dogs.
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Speaker 5: First of August. Today you can fil Spring is in
Speaker 5: the air. Tell it what was also coming around very
Speaker 5: soon in a couple of weeks time, four weeks time.
Speaker 4: Father's Day. Yesterday, I was in war Worths and I
Speaker 4: saw some of them. Made me sad.
Speaker 5: Actually it made this dad's heart break. I love will
Speaker 5: worse the kay However, they had this pathetic, tiny tiny
Speaker 5: stand shoved weather just by the trolleys. Right, that's sort
Speaker 5: of sort of like it looked like someone had a meeting.
Speaker 4: And hey, guys, just don't get the calendar. It's this year.
Speaker 4: September third is Father's Day. I guess we put something out,
Speaker 4: shouldn't we in one of the hours. No, just by
Speaker 4: the tills, by the trolley, so no noisies. Just shove
Speaker 4: it there.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: It's just actually quite hard to get through. You know,
Speaker 5: there's that community noticeboard.
Speaker 3: Shove it by that, so only people who've already done
Speaker 3: this shop on the way, but not.
Speaker 5: By the newspapers. And an after afterthought it was lit.
Speaker 5: There must have been about eight cards.
Speaker 4: You know. It's like the old classic wooden cricket bat,
Speaker 4: old sports.
Speaker 5: Car, a puppy, and it's like, this is what we
Speaker 5: think they like, these mysterious silent people, sad man.
Speaker 4: In the corner in the Mother's day. It's an aisle.
Speaker 5: There's like flowers, there's chocolates, there's all kinds of beautiful
Speaker 5: array of colors and different options.
Speaker 3: I saw you put the photo on and it's not
Speaker 3: even on a it's not even a human height. It's
Speaker 3: on the ground, on a stand, on.
Speaker 5: The down by the dirts where we belong. When I
Speaker 5: got home, right, I showed my daughters. I thought they
Speaker 5: they care about that dad, Right, I said, look at this,
Speaker 5: you know, I said, this is a non event Father's Day.
Speaker 5: In my fifteen year old, it's very politically active. Goes
Speaker 5: to me, when you're a man, every day's Father's Day.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, and yeah, I'll go back in. You're right,
Speaker 5: they shouldn't sho know anything. Guys, what's this stuff doing here?
Speaker 4: Anyway? I've had enough this year. We need to do
Speaker 4: something for Father's Day. For this is your first one
Speaker 4: as a day.
Speaker 3: You'll be my first one. And I did make a
Speaker 3: big fuss, happily made a big fust in Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: I would love to make a big faster Father's Day.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So the thing about Father's Day that I've noticed so
Speaker 5: Mother's Day this year my mother in law. We took
Speaker 5: my mother in law out and my wife's it's like
Speaker 5: two generations of mum's and the restaurant was heaving. They
Speaker 5: literally had a waiting list to even getting some other restaurants.
Speaker 5: It's a big thing taking in Mother's Day out for
Speaker 5: lunch or dinner as well. Right, you look around on
Speaker 5: Father's Day, just cast your mind back. It just doesn't happen.
Speaker 3: They probably don't even have to take bookings, like, oh no, just.
Speaker 4: Here today where.
Speaker 5: We're just going to shut it down. It's the deadest
Speaker 5: day of the year. It's not such a thing, is it?
Speaker 5: Taken your dad out? I don't know whether they think
Speaker 5: we wouldn't want to be taken out.
Speaker 4: We're like, oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, takeaway or this makes some food this year, we
Speaker 5: say no, I'm looking for venues. That's what I'm going
Speaker 5: to do this week to actually have we should throw
Speaker 5: our own Father's Day lunch. Well, I want other dance
Speaker 5: to come along, be taken along who don't normally get
Speaker 5: taken out, bring your dad along, perfect and have our
Speaker 5: own lunch where That's what I'm actually gonna have to
Speaker 5: The only way this happening is we're gonna have to
Speaker 5: book our own lunches.
Speaker 3: Dad's first Father's Day line.
Speaker 4: I've never gone out for Father's Day eighteen years have
Speaker 4: been a father, never gone out for dinner ever, So
Speaker 4: we're not allowed to be showing out on that day
Speaker 4: the shame of it. So we need venue.
Speaker 5: So there's any venues that would like to host our
Speaker 5: special Father's Day lunch. I think it's Sunday September.
Speaker 4: Is it the third?
Speaker 2: It'sially the first Sunday in September.
Speaker 4: See usually you don't know, not even on.
Speaker 3: Lots of shrugging going on.
Speaker 4: In fact, the international symbol for Father's Day should just
Speaker 4: be a shrug. Do we think he'd like that?
Speaker 3: Sunday fourth of September?
Speaker 4: There it is right, I need a venue for a lunch.
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Speaker 5: Every single day this week on their word time Wise,
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Speaker 4: Who said en z dot Elton dot com.
Speaker 3: He would have gone on and go daddy and go
Speaker 3: this is available?
Speaker 4: Is this not crazy? Down there in the than spheres.
Speaker 5: He calls us o Zenz dot Eltonjohn dot com good
Speaker 5: luck and you can win them right now in the
Speaker 5: time waster time oyster is Commonwealth Games Movies. I did
Speaker 5: not know about this story. Maybe you guys remember it.
Speaker 5: The nineteen eighty two Brisbane Comeworth Games had a twelve
Speaker 5: meter tall mechanical kangaroo that stole the show at the
Speaker 5: opening summi, he's Mathilda.
Speaker 4: Yes, of course it was good. I'd have to say
Speaker 4: what was it called? Of course?
Speaker 5: Why would I got Matilda? The driver controlling the kangaroo
Speaker 5: went off script and made it wink at Prince Charles.
Speaker 5: It was supported Soon afterwards he had a cask of
Speaker 5: rising wine inside the forklift, while his co driver had
Speaker 5: some special cigars.
Speaker 3: He's trying to hit on Royalty.
Speaker 4: Well we at the same games.
Speaker 5: Lisa Curry, who carried the Australian flag, was visibly hung
Speaker 5: over with muskara falling down her face.
Speaker 4: What sees this is brilliant? It's here four his times
Speaker 4: in Victorian four his time. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: Commonwealth Games movies? What are you watching on the Commonwealth Channel?
Speaker 5: Not coming to America because they're never gonna have it
Speaker 5: or you want this right now. We never colonize you,
Speaker 5: So now you're not coming to America. Silver lady in
Speaker 5: the trampoline, Gold.
Speaker 4: Diving, Miss Daisy, see that old girl. Tuck double chuck,
Speaker 4: sible tuck, halfpike entry.
Speaker 3: Silver pass up to a gold.
Speaker 5: Harry versus Sally in the final of the table tennis
Speaker 5: Harry will play Sally.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it does smell it. Open the window, guys. Biathlon
Speaker 4: came Polly biathlon.
Speaker 5: That's it, Gold, I do know what you did last
Speaker 5: summer and have her throw mama from the train.
Speaker 4: All right, Jack, what have you got?
Speaker 5: Commonwealth Games These are all ones based around the events
Speaker 5: Comworth Games, Commonworth.
Speaker 3: Games moving on or Commonwealth countries, country movies. You can't.
Speaker 3: You can't common Games without Commonwealth.
Speaker 5: And it's all about the events, yes, and the countries
Speaker 5: winning done this sort of countries things.
Speaker 3: Like Fiji shades of gray. Fiji obviously at the Games
Speaker 3: doing very well.
Speaker 4: Uh bronze a.
Speaker 3: Fish called rwander. They are there, they haven't medaled yet.
Speaker 4: They might be there, but isn't there any medals for you? Nothing? Ungradable?
Speaker 3: Dude, where's my Karnada?
Speaker 4: You could have a silver for that? There can't be anymore,
Speaker 4: can they.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is an England one coming up, because you
Speaker 3: guys haven't been winning any golds, but you've we've won
Speaker 3: a level, but you've been coming second a lot. England
Speaker 3: silver hands, they're winning a lot of silver.
Speaker 4: Let it go. The more we talk about the longest stays.
Speaker 3: Weekend at Burmese that's from Birmingham.
Speaker 4: It's not called Burmis Birmingham. That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3: That's what that's its name.
Speaker 5: No, it's not his nickname from that country. I've been
Speaker 5: in that city minutes, but it's not his nickname. It
Speaker 5: just made that weekend of buddys. This is beyond bad
Speaker 5: ewon John tickets up a ground still. Commonwealth all right,
Speaker 5: Commonwealth Games movies for the games. No, we don't last
Speaker 5: ones about country names of case.
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Speaker 4: All right time way today.
Speaker 5: Commonwealth Games movies where, of course you understand it doesn't
Speaker 5: need me to break that apart what that means for
Speaker 5: you to enter turning a commonth game event into a movie.
Speaker 4: All right, let's see what they got the pome or
Speaker 4: horse Whisperer Silver very good, John Edward Javelin hands. How
Speaker 4: to poll vot a guy in ten Days Silver from
Speaker 4: Nick Honey, I squashed the kids.
Speaker 5: Subtle Simon, very good, but I'm Simon. How did Edward
Speaker 5: win gold in the Men's one hundred Freestar of the
Speaker 5: Pool Edward's swimming hands Silver plus.
Speaker 4: Oh, Chrissy did a little play there for us as well.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Birmingham Gold.
Speaker 5: Why Don Trevor Freestyle, Willie so Free, Willie free Style,
Speaker 5: Willie Gold, Buffy the Vampire Relayer.
Speaker 3: Gold plus, He's really good.
Speaker 5: Stewart saving Private Ryans Bowls Bronze, Viva Velodrome instead of
Speaker 5: Viva Vendetta Viva Velodrome Silver plus, Men of stare At
Speaker 5: javelin Throwers Silver, Forest Triple Jump Silver.
Speaker 4: Silence to the Birmingham's That's very good?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 5: From Sam Williamson, Well done, snow White and the Rugby
Speaker 5: seven dwarfs Man.
Speaker 4: That is so good.
Speaker 5: Adam Clemente. Snow White in the seven and the Rugby
Speaker 5: seven dors is very good.
Speaker 4: Adam Fairest Bunis Golden Day in the pool, Bronz poor
Speaker 4: old pool and cooee rum dude, where's white goggles? I
Speaker 4: need them?
Speaker 3: Silver?
Speaker 5: The Peloton Brief Gold Star, oars, the British Empires.
Speaker 4: Rose back gold, that's so's so good? Throw traveling from
Speaker 4: the train.
Speaker 5: Gold, No Commonwealth, Old Men Bronze, the Golden Mile, Bronze.
Speaker 4: These are getting worse? Are you sending these in hurdles
Speaker 4: on the audience Express?
Speaker 3: Silver?
Speaker 4: All right, who's off to go and see Elton John.
Speaker 3: Plenty of good ones, but let's give it to Adam
Speaker 3: snow White and the Rugby seven Dwarves.
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Speaker 4: Tomorrow, Show Today, all right, Show Today, The Gold of Thon.
Speaker 4: It kicked off.
Speaker 5: Every time Team Australia wins gold at the Games in Birmingham,
Speaker 5: you win a golden kettle, a beautiful it seems are
Speaker 5: a gorgeous smeg stuff at the top of the range.
Speaker 4: It's a Smeg golden kettle.
Speaker 5: Hundreds of you emailing it with all various stories about
Speaker 5: why you'd like one, hopefully more to giveaway tomorrow. Today
Speaker 5: we have twenty two. We've given away twenty two Golden medals.
Speaker 5: Thank you very robert Ian s for whatever we try
Speaker 5: and do on the Goldthon. Rob's always there, so thank
Speaker 5: you very much. I do really do hope you have
Speaker 5: got one hundred golden kettles, like you promise me, Rob,
Speaker 5: All right, so twenty two we gave away today, What
Speaker 5: could happen in the next twenty four hours?
Speaker 3: There are thirty one golds on offer for the Team
Speaker 3: Australia tomorrow. One in swimming, ten in cycling, five and gymnastics,
Speaker 3: four in the weightlifting.
Speaker 4: Can there be any more in swimming? What's left to do?
Speaker 4: What are they got? The random pilot? May any done
Speaker 4: all the events?
Speaker 3: There's all kinds of swims. Four in the weightlifting, one
Speaker 3: lawn bowls, one in the rugby seven's and one in
Speaker 3: the table tennis table tennis?
Speaker 4: Isn't that that the mum?
Speaker 5: It's the mum is that she's like a legend. She
Speaker 5: won last year I think at the at the Olympics,
Speaker 5: so that so yeah, we could be given away. I mean,
Speaker 5: it'd be amazing if they win all those thirty one golds.
Speaker 5: But that's a lot of kettles to get through. So
Speaker 5: if there's one more gold medal, just one more until
Speaker 5: the next twenty four hours, of course, that means one
Speaker 5: golden kettle to you guys. We haven't got any more
Speaker 5: right now, so please don't eight email anymore. My inbox
Speaker 5: needs to rest. We're back tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4: Thanks for listening, Carl Brighter.
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