WEBVTT - FULL: All Hail The Beef 0:00:01.120 --> 0:00:02.040 Got anything good. 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:09.240 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:11.880 Good morning, Patsy, welcome back. 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:12.280 Hello. 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:14.960 Before we go on, so we'll say happy birthday to 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:16.800 your sunny three today, Gordon Jack. 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:19.480 This will be the first time that I don't see 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:21.480 him when he wakes up in the morning on his birthday. 0:00:22.079 --> 0:00:25.279 We've got plans this afternoon. We're going to buy my bike. 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:27.800 So going together to the bike shop. 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:29.920 A lovely way for you to ruin the survive on 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:32.400 the on the radio as well, just announcing it to 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:35.600 an entire city's going to be He's going to go, yeah, 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:37.880 if this is about the bike down, okay, the first 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:41.480 break out of six not even in primetime rookie lightweight? 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:43.599 Is he getting one of those balanced bikes? 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:46.120 What we looked at online is a balance bike that 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:48.400 turns into a pedal bike, so you don't have to 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:50.240 buy a whole new bike. But he doesn't have to sun. 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:53.360 There we go the old typewa Jack. When you say 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:55.280 turn in, do you mean you just rip off those 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:58.840 stable lad How does it turn into it? What is it? 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:01.000 A transformer? In bumblebee the bike? 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:03.800 It actually is a three and one, So balance bike 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:06.679 is with no pedals where he just uses his feet 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:10.080 like the flintstones. Then it goes to pedals with training wheels, 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:11.080 then the training wheels come off. 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:13.080 That does actually seem like a good idea, like a 0:01:13.120 --> 0:01:16.560 Swiss Army no bike. You feel you got a three 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:16.960 year old? 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:19.240 Can you believe it's mate? 0:01:19.240 --> 0:01:21.480 From our point? If he was gone so quickly. 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:24.240 I can't believe it. Yeah, I was. As he went 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:26.560 to bed last night, I was telling him like how 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:28.800 proud I was of him and happy birthday, because I 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:30.480 was trying to explain to him that I wouldn't see 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:32.080 him in the morning. I just looked at him. I 0:01:32.080 --> 0:01:34.959 couldn't believe, you're not even a baby anymore. 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:36.920 He looks like a real little boy. 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:38.200 Boy, No he is. 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:40.520 Yeah, he's a real little boy. I saw the photos 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:43.880 and the videos yesterday. The birthday party, just a karaoke party. 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:46.080 He is for my saw him just for Christmas. I 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:48.840 think you brought him in October and he's totally different. 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:50.040 They leave some bounds. 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:53.280 Yeah, yeah, Patsy, how was your weekend? 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:56.400 Yeah, we had a great weekend. I finally got tickets 0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:58.960 to Billie Eilish. They did a second release because I 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:02.120 couldn't get the first line. So I was Mother of 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:04.640 the Year last week, I thought tickets. 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:07.240 Yeah, but it was a bit. 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:09.520 Of a reality check, isn't it. So we rocked up 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:12.560 on Saturday night. I was wearing a nice floral dress, 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:14.560 you know, because it was hot and it was just. 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:15.200 Wall to wall. 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:16.359 You're the oldest person there. 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:17.400 No excuse me. 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:20.120 You must have meant top three, you would have been. 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:22.760 I went to Betty Irish gig in twenty nineteen and 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:26.080 I looked undercover, cop, are you shkurty? 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:26.320 Then? 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:27.200 What are you doing here? 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:29.640 I did feel out of place because you know, everyone 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:31.480 was in jersey shirts. 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:33.640 And people just angry that I was there, the old 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:34.240 man in. 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:37.960 Sadness, I know, but it was funny just looking at 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:40.079 the other parents, probably in their fifties as well. 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:41.840 They all looked as amused as me. 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:43.920 There was a day doing that thing where you like 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:51.120 tamplon going this is what impressive. There was a danced 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:57.200 I yeah, it's not really dance, dancing in your hand yourself. 0:02:57.520 --> 0:02:57.720 You know. 0:02:57.800 --> 0:03:00.880 What was startling was it was just as the difference 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:04.679 in concerts between our generation and Audreyes. At the risk 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:05.560 of sounding old. 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:06.720 What were you doing in the doodle bug. Yeah in 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:12.080 the away ex me the difference in what thirty years? 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:13.000 No difference, No. 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:13.800 You know what it is. 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:16.560 They're all on their phones. It was just a sea 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:19.079 of phone screens, which which I get. 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:21.680 It, but they were watching it. It's awful through their phones. 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:23.680 It's like put your phone down and getting the moment. 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:28.200 It was just but she was amazing, so talented. 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:29.520 She is just brilliant. 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:33.000 She's incredible life, didn't you do get it? So she 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:35.320 was here in twenty nineteen and my daughter Lois was 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:38.880 like a massive Billy eys. So Lois went to see 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:40.960 her at Rod Labor in twenty nineteen and she went 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:43.320 again there Saturday night, okay, and I spoke to a 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:45.200 Sunday because she doesn't live at home anymore, and she 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:48.160 was like, I thought it was over with my Billie 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:50.560 Eilish era a dad, and then she drew me. 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:51.680 Back in Saturday night. 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:54.560 She's back in my life. And I remember going to 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:56.560 see I took her to you know, Nova Red Room, 0:03:57.120 --> 0:03:58.720 so I was looking up an old boss of mine 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:00.480 used to run the Nova networks. So we went to 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:02.200 I took Lowess a couple of days before the Rod 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:04.160 Labor thing in twenty nineteen, so there's only about two 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:07.600 hundred people like she was incredible and this I think 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:11.000 she was just like seventeen eating. 0:04:11.720 --> 0:04:12.800 Yeah, she was incredible. 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:14.880 He's a freak of nature. She was so just called 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:17.480 a freak. No, a freak of nature, which is freak 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:19.240 of nature. She's amazing. 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:27.040 Nature is nature. Nature doesn't have freaks. She's amazing. Is 0:04:27.120 --> 0:04:29.599 it sounds like a b side of the Irish freak 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:30.400 of nature. 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:34.440 All the different styles, like her songs are all different 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:38.440 plays the keyboard, plays, the string guitar, the electric guitar, 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:42.640 and she just has this sensuality, sets your sort of 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:43.600 thing about her, the. 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:47.920 Way no one wants to hear them going. God, she's cential, 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:51.560 the way she freaks central flights. 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:53.960 Up to the fans, and that smirk that she gets, 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:55.120 she smirking. 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:55.400 And she. 0:04:57.200 --> 0:04:58.680 Loved her, love love loved her. 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:01.000 Even did the assy Assi Oi. 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:02.640 She was brilliant. She played it. 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:03.000 Everyone. 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:05.680 Wow, oh my god, that's greats isn't it. 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:07.880 It's one thing. It's one thing to be a freak 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:11.880 of nature, and then essential then you have made a smirk, 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:14.200 and then the high class of any. 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:16.279 True artist, a virtuos is when. 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:21.600 I loved a period of artists coming to Austray where 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:23.280 they were forced to do a shoey. 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:28.200 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:31.719 So the weekend a lot of us probably been glued 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:33.640 to the TV seeing what was going on with the 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:38.320 tropical cyclone Alfred. And then Sunday morning I woke up 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:40.160 to see what was going on, how everyone up there 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:43.039 was and then it was now being described as X 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:46.040 tropical cyclone Alfred. 0:05:46.080 --> 0:05:49.320 What is the latest, Patsy, The latest is, Oh, put 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:52.480 me on the spot. Look, it's mainly flooding damage now 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:55.520 mostly and they've put a call to arms. I did 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:56.520 have a story just. 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:59.240 Then a call got that you're going to get guns 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:04.520 to get this shoot a bit fair enough, the queens 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:08.839 with guns shooting, they're rising. 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:15.039 Good, make Queen's doing great again, Good Google, good Global Warming. 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:19.000 Take that it has shifted to recovery, mow jobs. 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:20.440 Oh put me on the spot. 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:22.719 I just chuck in a cool to arms where they're 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:25.560 asking for donations but also for blood. So if you 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:28.279 are a blood donor, they're going to need like triple 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:30.800 the amount this week. So if you are a blood donor, 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:32.800 head along because a lot of the centers more than 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:35.920 twenty centers have closed in northern New South Wales and Queensland. 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:39.040 But fortunately when I got up Saturday, because we're all 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:43.040 fearing the worst because it was not great, but Saturday, fortunately, 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:44.960 you know, I sort of thought, going to bed Friday night, 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:47.800 hopefully we'll wake up tomorrow morning and we'll think, oh, well, 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:49.840 that was a little bit of fuss about not much. 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:53.040 And you know, a lot has happened, like the coastline 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:53.920 along the Gold. 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:57.880 Coast about to make it thousand homes without electricity, yeah. 0:06:57.760 --> 0:06:59.920 And the power was out. I had a girlfriend, axt 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:03.279 that works in radio and Brisbane. She's spent all weekend 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:06.240 at the station, slept there covering it. They've done a 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:08.760 great job. Everyone up there has done a great job 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:11.680 covering it and keeping people safe. So it could have been. 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:14.040 Far waters and media have loved this. 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:18.320 I'm sure I saw Matt Shervo crying because rain drops 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:21.240 are with the joy at finally having some proper kind 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:25.000 of journalism to do. They're in their Catman do jackets, right, 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:27.400 and they actually looked actually be channel servants should be 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:30.160 selling those Catman do jackets. They look fitted, they looked snug. 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:32.400 I thought they look nice jackets. They should be selling 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:35.440 click now to buy server's jacket. But they were going 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:38.280 we now cross live to listen more, and then listen more, 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:42.000 throws back to surfers, to mermaids, to bomb beach. It 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:44.600 was an incredible machine of it all. I was getting 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:47.520 a coffee over the weekend and they obviously had, like everyone, 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:50.880 it was on wallterall coverage and they had the volume off, 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:53.360 but they had those closed captions. And it was some 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:56.680 local Queensland right. I didn't say some local Queenslander, but 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:58.440 from the cut of this guy you just knew he 0:07:58.480 --> 0:08:01.680 actually had a bins and T shirt and underneath it 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:03.920 was saying, and I don't I spat my drink outs. 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:06.560 I thought, surely this isn't an actual concern, But I 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:11.600 don't know. This guy, local Queenslander was worried with obviously 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:14.880 that the water coming in onto the streets smashing over, 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:18.400 that it would throw onto the streets sharks and that 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:23.000 the name would then, in his words, carry on some 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:24.880 carry on in the streets. 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:27.000 Now they run the city. 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:30.120 We welcome our new shu uk overlords. 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:30.960 Now. 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:34.440 Is this ludicrous or could that happen where sharks could 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:37.000 be Katie Neill from that necka the words, could northern 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:39.640 tweeds be now be governed by sharks? 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:41.480 I mean definitely they're rivers. 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:43.880 Like the rivers would have got a load of watering 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:46.120 in the sharks could have been blown off course. 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:49.120 Yeah, and then suddenly like we're of course, guys, but 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:50.880 people are everywhere. 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:57.840 The genuinely could happen, and those get really high, Like 0:08:57.920 --> 0:08:59.720 there's a lot of houses right on the river, so 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:02.559 they could be a shark in your backyard, do you know, I. 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:06.400 Mean cool to arms shark in the backyard and your folks, okay. 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:07.600 Yeah, they're good. 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:10.880 Luckily they're on a hill so they don't ever have 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:14.120 to worry about flooding. 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:18.280 The sharks get half I'm guessing, guys, I'm going back, 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:20.440 going back to the RSL that looked like a couple 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:22.200 of fat slow ones there. 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:26.880 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:29.840 So your daughters are already. She's a massive belly Eannish fans. 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:31.800 She must have been over the moon that you may see. 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:32.880 She was buzzy. 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:36.320 Get those tickets buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, and just you know, 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:38.200 she's been lucky enough to go to a lot of 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:40.760 things but she said, this is by far, like the 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:41.880 best thing I've ever seen. 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:43.480 What did think over you? I know, because she loved 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:45.600 Juwa Lipaillyish was better? 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:48.360 Yeah, oh yeah, hands down. You know, she's such a 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:52.079 great role model for young women. Here's this strong, independent 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:56.040 woman not conforming to typical stereotypes. And I was so 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:58.880 proud of the young women their Saturday, it was International 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:00.960 Women's Day, and I just look Dad across the crowd 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:03.640 and I thought, man, you know this, this is so 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:07.640 amazing that these young women are seeing this awesome, this 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:10.720 awesome role model on stage, and Audrey grain so much 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:13.640 from it. Just confidence and self belief and be what 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:16.160 you want to be and you can do anything. And 0:10:16.360 --> 0:10:19.120 you know all the girls everyone was buzzing as they walk. 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:19.320 Now. 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:23.319 Well, so she's very She's a very fully formed, original artist, 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:25.520 isn't she. You even seen the documentary about her and 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:27.320 a brother and the mum and dad. Oh my god, 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:29.720 I remember watching it. Halfway through I just felt like 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:31.400 I had not done enough as a parent. 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:32.320 Really. 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:34.120 I'm like they were like and then they played and 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:35.800 then we used to have been a band with dad, 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:38.960 And I'm like, any of that and I haven't got 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:40.880 a billy earlish and that's on me. You know that 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:43.280 is on me. So perhapsly when you were there you 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:45.480 recorded some some of this for us. 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:46.480 I was deaf. 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:49.480 My ears were ringing all of Sunday because and it 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:52.880 was great. They're all standing up, everyone standing up and screaming, 0:10:53.120 --> 0:10:55.840 most of all Audrey in my right ear. And there 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:58.480 were girls at the back of me, all dressed the same. 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:01.520 It was fantastic. But I was getting showered with speech 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:03.440 because we're singing. 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:05.800 I feel like a scream along concert, isn't She. 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:09.559 Like, yeah, it's all like that. There's not a lot 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:10.319 of screamers. 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:12.560 There's a few. There's a few in there. 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:16.560 So Patsy kindly records live concerts illegally. She's keeping the 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:20.200 bootlegged industry alive on her phone, even though ten minutes 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:22.400 ago she moaned at people ruining it by being on 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:22.880 their phone. 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:25.440 Generation is not paying attention on their phone. 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:28.840 This person is on her phone, journalist, and this audio 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:32.840 sounds crystal clear Harry's styles a couple of years ago, 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:35.960 say what mate, can someone. 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:37.080 Mover and holden. 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:47.760 Hey like you and right there, up close and personal. 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:55.200 And then there was Juey Lipa, so. 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:56.920 It might have been. So was up in the nise 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:57.800 plates with you are. 0:11:59.720 --> 0:12:02.920 And she's back at Billie Eish with her little tape recorder. 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:08.400 Sounds like you're actually leaving. 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:11.040 She's doing the last song. 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:15.600 We weren't exactly in the barrier. 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:17.920 We were like on the first you you believe it 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:20.079 or not, so imagine it right up the back. 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:22.559 Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:28.840 So footy is back kind of with an asterisk, a. 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:30.800 Very tepid start to the football season. 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:32.000 Can anyone makes sense for this? 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:35.080 The reason why I'm asking us especially today is we've 0:12:35.080 --> 0:12:37.360 had some of our oldest friends staying with us from 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:39.560 they've never been to Australia before. They're over from the UK. 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:41.800 And I said, now, oh, there's a there's a footage 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:44.040 game on this afternoon and it was the Giants Pies game. 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:46.000 I said, this should be a good game. We can 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:48.680 watch the first half of it. So I said, just 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:50.520 watch it and all sort of make sense of it 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:52.760 as we go along. And of course I remember when 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:55.480 I moved it seven years ago. When you come in cold, 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:59.480 there are so many questions, valid questions that don't have 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:03.200 very clear concise answers. Within a couple of minutes, there 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:04.840 was like two minutes of silence, and I kept looking 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:06.760 at him and they who he enjoys it, you know. 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:08.520 And it was a really busy game, and he goes, 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:11.280 what the bloody end is going on here? 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:12.360 I mean it is. 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:17.199 He goes, it's really physical, isn't it. And he went, oh, 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:19.840 that guy is going to get some sent off. No, no, no, no, 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:21.800 they don't have any of that. What do they have 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:24.600 any I guess no, but they have a tribunal. What 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:25.760 do you mean a tribune and they have to go 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:29.320 to a tribunal, but most of the time just appeal it. 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:31.960 They go, don't worry about it. Especially we played for 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:32.959 the catch. 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:35.360 Yeah, there's no sin, no getting set off in the game. 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:36.680 You essentially go to court. 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:39.160 During the week. Yes, he was like, he just punched 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:41.720 that guy. Not not a problem during this game. Ever, 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:44.120 during the game, something will happen. They're gonna have to 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:46.800 put a suit on during the week and normally they 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:49.200 just appeal it and they just half the originally said, 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:51.960 and the tribunals can go on for six hours. 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:54.800 It's not until you explain Australian rules football to somebody 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:56.439 that you were like, yeah, it needs a kind of 0:13:56.480 --> 0:13:59.440 a strange game. We've all, especially growing up with it. 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:01.440 You go like, we just always known that that's how 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:04.079 it was, but having to explain it to you doesn't 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:05.040 yeh very and you. 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:06.800 Know, like it with a lot of sports. I say, 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:09.760 like cricket. You know that hasn't really adapted that much. 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:11.920 You know, they've done some new versions like T twenty, 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:14.400 but the actual rules the thing he couldn't. He went, 0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:17.520 so are they playing on a training pitch? I went, no, No, 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:20.600 this is an actual study. I I go, White goes, 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:23.640 what are those two other sort of training posts by 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:25.720 the main post? 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:25.880 No? 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:28.240 And I went, oh, by the way for a game 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:31.720 predominantly kicking, most of them are shit at it, right, 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:33.880 he goes. So he's going like, do try and get 0:14:33.880 --> 0:14:36.640 it in there? You get most ways, but try. 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:37.960 And get my massive wife. 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:41.680 You don't have that in any other sports. You know, 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:44.400 there's a golf hole and then there's another bigger hole. 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:48.160 Any of these that one ideally, but there's still. 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:51.680 It won't many points, but you can't go for that one. 0:14:52.160 --> 0:14:55.760 And then he is one of the umpires obviously throw 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:58.720 the ball facing away and he went, what the hell 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:01.960 is this? Now? What's he doing. He goes, how can 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:02.400 you do that? 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:03.080 It's impressible? 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:05.560 Why is he throwing it like that? I went, actually, 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:07.440 I can't tell you that. I got no idea. 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:08.520 Why did they throw. 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:08.880 It that that way? 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:10.320 Another thing I've never think. 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:11.400 It's just the way it is. 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:14.200 Is it so that it's impartial? 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:17.600 Yes, but rugby, yeah, I guess so. Yeah, so it's 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:18.520 just so he does it. 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:21.120 But that is so ludicrously far as well. 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:28.880 And you just hope that your umpires unbiased. Anyway, Why. 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:29.160 Hide and seek? 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:33.040 There's just so many grayeres. 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:36.520 And then afterwards I was watching this sort of the 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:38.480 catch up with it all, and they were talking about 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:42.720 now because obviously this round zero does obviously count, but 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:44.760 they were meant to be two more ex games. Now 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:47.640 the Essendon your team Essendon game just got postponed obviously 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:49.960 because the advice because of the weather, they can't do it. 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:55.040 But now they're saying and weightly fox withity' was apoletic 0:15:55.080 --> 0:15:57.720 about this, and kind of phrase I've never heard before. 0:15:57.800 --> 0:15:59.720 My foot is back, the man is support in the 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:03.720 world is back. Ladder fail. He was almost in tears. 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:07.040 The ladder is never going to make sense. But the 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:09.400 rest of the season. We're like, it's back. How can 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:12.560 you screw up your own ladder? And it's it's always 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:14.600 going to be like, it's always gonna have an asterisk bite. Yes, 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:17.000 always gonna have an asterisk bite because you guys have 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:18.840 to play each other some point later. 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:21.280 Well, now, in the last round of the season, which 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:23.560 so Brisbane and Geelong was the other game that was 0:16:23.560 --> 0:16:25.720 postponed because of the bad weather in Queens so. 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:26.840 That got moved to around three. 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:28.880 They're like, oh, well that's an important game. You guys 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:34.240 can play in three ways time gold Coast. 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:36.560 Will anyone know that they didn't play? 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:40.800 So now the idea is to play our final game 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:43.000 of the season, which is against Carlton on the weekend, 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:44.760 and then sometime midweek. 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:48.760 Foot is back. 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:52.359 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:55.400 Perhaps you've got a problem with fires. You'll be trying 0:16:55.400 --> 0:16:56.600 to google how to get rhythm? 0:16:56.800 --> 0:17:00.440 Is it just me all the flies are particularly ski 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:01.280 right now? 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:04.520 No, apparently there is a real problem in Melbourne this 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:05.040 year with them. 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:08.439 They are everywhere and it's like they wait for me 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:10.480 to sit on the couch. I'll be having a cup 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:14.040 of tea and they're those there's flies and then there's flies. 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:17.800 These flies are the cruelly ones that no matter how 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:21.480 much you swish or spray. 0:17:20.880 --> 0:17:24.200 They've got smarter, haven't they. And some even they've got 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:27.080 some sort of swap motion detection installed. 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:30.600 Disgusting and you know, sleep like a while ago, you'd 0:17:30.600 --> 0:17:32.879 be able to get the tea towel, spin it around 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:34.440 and give them a flick on the beach. 0:17:40.560 --> 0:17:42.440 But they're too smart. 0:17:42.000 --> 0:17:44.920 And too cunning. And I said to Chris, I've tried everything. 0:17:45.000 --> 0:17:47.240