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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Something's off in the fridge.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gonna be in his throat.

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<v Speaker 3>If I was in Channleman Square, I would have laid

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<v Speaker 3>down and just fell asleep. That That was my Christian

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<v Speaker 3>O'Connell Shows one O four point Hey, Good morning, Friday

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<v Speaker 3>Morning ten minutes, Part six, Good Morning Patsy Money coome

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<v Speaker 3>on in Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you guys?

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<v Speaker 3>Now? Normally Friday we talk about our weekend plans. Weekend

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<v Speaker 3>plans involve back together tonight. One more show together on

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<v Speaker 3>stage at the Yarraville Club, and so we hang out

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<v Speaker 3>with five hundred of our lovely lissess tonight, mark in

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<v Speaker 3>almost one thousand shows together, which will be next Thursday, Thursday,

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<v Speaker 3>next Thursday. How are you feeling about the live show tonight?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'm excited, you know what. I think. It's a

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<v Speaker 4>celebration of our listeners who've been so loyal for so long,

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<v Speaker 4>don't you think?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 2>And the first time we've gone out worst as well

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<v Speaker 2>as the three of it's about time.

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<v Speaker 3>I tell you what. My wife and I had a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of chats about that, you know, I don't like

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<v Speaker 3>getting anywhere late, so the traffic getting over that West gate.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm making my wife and I leave at half four today.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 3>Four.

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<v Speaker 4>What time does it stand?

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<v Speaker 3>Not get well, it doesn't start my whole seven eight.

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<v Speaker 3>But I want to be in Sidue, that's inside. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we're going to go up for a bike to eat somewhere.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, think we go. It's better to be safe there.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to go out and eat somewhere nearby. Take

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<v Speaker 3>a book, take.

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<v Speaker 2>Your knock you on the restaurant doors because they won't

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<v Speaker 2>be opening.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been going around the back. So yeah, we're leaving

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<v Speaker 3>at half four to start our shoes journey. We've got

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<v Speaker 3>our passports, got hyjation sachets to go from Bayside out west.

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<v Speaker 3>It is actually tonight. The place we're going to is

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<v Speaker 3>an amazing comedy to I. I've been there before. People

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<v Speaker 3>will love it there.

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<v Speaker 2>We remember one time you tried to get to my

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<v Speaker 2>house in Cobourg and you accidentally got on the West

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<v Speaker 2>twice and it shut you out to July twice.

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<v Speaker 3>Now we were heading to that tillim a dream drive

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<v Speaker 3>to the airport. I didn't know Jack lived at the

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<v Speaker 3>main runway. Dear. Yeah, so I'll be there way before

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<v Speaker 3>you guys tonight. So what are we ken? Plans? Have

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<v Speaker 3>you got, Patsy? What are you up to?

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<v Speaker 4>That's about it?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's your weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I think we do have date day tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, and we got what Saturday?

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<v Speaker 4>You know what Saturday is?

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<v Speaker 5>Everyone?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, quite know what women to do. When she says,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I look away, what I.

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<v Speaker 6>Do is.

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<v Speaker 3>Just when will it stopped? When can we move on.

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<v Speaker 4>To safer gre like the children when their parents talk

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<v Speaker 4>about it.

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<v Speaker 3>There's some stuff that I think.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, it's a normal function. Please, yeah, yeah it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, it's still we're still talking about it. I still

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<v Speaker 3>can't look back towards. Yeah, here we go, Jack, what

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<v Speaker 3>are you up to?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be on dog watch this weekend because lunar. Last night,

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<v Speaker 2>I ate a whole salami.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, and I don't this morning that will

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<v Speaker 3>come out back. No, no, no, it will and it'll

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<v Speaker 3>be runny and horrible. She'll be making her own no, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 3>What by accident does she have a salami or not?

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<v Speaker 2>By accident? I mean accidentally that we gave it to

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<v Speaker 2>her banker's work can with this electrician on side of

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<v Speaker 2>her work who makes homemade sami. So you had this

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<v Speaker 2>brick of a thing salami that she brought home and

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<v Speaker 2>we were excited.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder what you were going to say them, because

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<v Speaker 3>you had your hand around there. It appeared to be

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<v Speaker 3>a break, a break Saturday's fun day. It looked like

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<v Speaker 3>so that pats might need at the weekend. It's a

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<v Speaker 3>normal function. It's a normal function. I remember that. A light,

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<v Speaker 3>a torch, a torch.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you up to for the weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>Jack was just telling us about that the cemety.

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<v Speaker 2>She's right. That is the end of the story, the

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<v Speaker 2>dogate of the salami.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, guys, I'm now very nervous about tonight. We need

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<v Speaker 3>to be a lot shopping. We'll come back save it tonight,

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<v Speaker 3>Save the gold. Don't peat too soon today, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Every Friday, we did double thumbs up until about the

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<v Speaker 3>things we're into at the moment. Patsy, what's the f

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<v Speaker 3>you mate? What are you into? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>With all the Matilda's hype this week, there's an offset

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<v Speaker 4>sort of benefit I think from all this hype and

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<v Speaker 4>that is. There's a great range of books that I've

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<v Speaker 4>stumbled across at Big W. So if you've got a

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<v Speaker 4>little girl who is suddenly all soccer mad, there are

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<v Speaker 4>some Matilda's books. We Are Matilda's Yeah is a little

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<v Speaker 4>book by Shelley Ware and it's sort of aimed.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they started writing there last week. I put

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<v Speaker 3>anything pages. Take a leaf out of Andy Lee's Keys books.

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<v Speaker 3>This says eight pages, the same gag done time.

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<v Speaker 2>You can write one aek.

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<v Speaker 3>Just start printing them office works.

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<v Speaker 4>And they're beautiful little story books and they're all about

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<v Speaker 4>team spirit and team effort and doing your best. They're gorgeous,

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<v Speaker 4>so they probably aim like a two year old even younger.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean we started two year old.

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<v Speaker 3>Two years old ain't reading.

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<v Speaker 4>Books, no, but mommy and Daddy can read it story

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<v Speaker 4>time at bedtime. And there's another one, I Can Be

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<v Speaker 4>a Matilda and that's by Kyler May is another title.

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<v Speaker 4>But you know what I didn't realize is that there's

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<v Speaker 4>also Sam has done a range of chapter books, her

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<v Speaker 4>own chapter books, which Big W stock as well, which

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<v Speaker 4>I might both buy for audio. Actually, because she's suddenly

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<v Speaker 4>spark this interest in soccer. He's got her own line.

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<v Speaker 4>There's like six at least six.

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<v Speaker 3>It could be changing codes from Ballet behind her. Now.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the other thing this week that I want to

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<v Speaker 4>talk about. I've discovered this and I'm so I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know if I should be sharing it because you won't

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<v Speaker 4>thank me because it's really bad but really good at

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<v Speaker 4>the same time.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it food? Of course, it's food, alady, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 3>some already. What is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it's a cross between the teller and peanut butter.

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<v Speaker 4>It's chocolate peanut butter.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, something that you invent at midnight drunk when

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<v Speaker 3>you put the spoon in wine and go wonder.

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<v Speaker 4>I just happened to stumble across this. It's Cole's home brand.

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<v Speaker 4>No one else. Like you won't get it at Wooly's.

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<v Speaker 4>You won't get it at Aldi Your I g A

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<v Speaker 4>in partnership, and this is really hard to get. Like

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<v Speaker 4>there's you'll see maybe one.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the one of the biggest supermarkets.

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<v Speaker 4>I think.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope you'll conplain some of what is this coals

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<v Speaker 3>you speak of?

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<v Speaker 4>But they only have like one tray of it, do

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<v Speaker 4>you know what I mean? Like there might be six

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<v Speaker 4>or seven sort.

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<v Speaker 3>Of drive around in a truck.

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<v Speaker 4>This is gorgeous and you get you know what we

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<v Speaker 4>do at home for a snack on the weekend. We'll

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<v Speaker 4>get like a bit of bread, spread some of this

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<v Speaker 4>on it, some fresh berries and roll it up. Sound revolves,

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<v Speaker 4>throw the it's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>We had fruit to that because it just gives it.

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<v Speaker 4>A beautiful tang, like a nice little zing that cuts

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<v Speaker 4>through the sweetness, and.

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<v Speaker 2>You can you convince yourself you're eating something healthy. I've

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<v Speaker 2>got fruit on antiox kids. Remember Nitella tried to do

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<v Speaker 2>ads that were Nitella is healthy because it's got haze. Haze, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but this is good.

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<v Speaker 4>Cole's chok peanut butter smooth, although I haven't seen a

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<v Speaker 4>chunky version because it's hard to get, as I said,

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<v Speaker 4>but the smooth you'll thank me, maybe not, and then

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<v Speaker 4>just add.

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<v Speaker 3>Your own fruit. Yeah, yeah, lovely? All right after this

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<v Speaker 3>would come back with Jack and Ized but Christian Connell

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<v Speaker 3>Show podcast christianson as You're getting there so early eats

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<v Speaker 3>at the Bistrow Bestros out West. It really is some

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<v Speaker 3>sight seeing I'm going to see tonight. My trip five

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<v Speaker 3>all goes out West Bistro at the Yarraville Club thinking

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<v Speaker 3>about going into quite a few of the team who

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<v Speaker 3>live out west have recommended I take in the sights

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<v Speaker 3>and sounds of Williamstown.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh have you never been to Williamstown?

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm actually thinking that we go there for a

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<v Speaker 3>little light dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, you'll love Williams.

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<v Speaker 3>What would you recommend?

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<v Speaker 4>To the strand? Right on the roundabout? There you overlook

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<v Speaker 4>all the.

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<v Speaker 7>Famous baby, all of London's best restaurants are on the.

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<v Speaker 4>Round overlooks the bay and there's lights, you know, the

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<v Speaker 4>skyline of the city.

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<v Speaker 2>Which car will enter the roundabout?

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<v Speaker 3>Next? What the secrets of the lights? They come in

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<v Speaker 3>north and then it's east and west. Here looking forward

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<v Speaker 3>to tonight oursholes. So where do I go?

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<v Speaker 4>The strands?

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<v Speaker 2>Nick to sit next to the window.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't forget Jack, have the roundabout for you please?

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<v Speaker 4>Beautiful seafood.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, it's so yeah. Sorry I got confused, Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you into this week other than the roundabouts?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we can't bank and I have committed to the

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<v Speaker 2>block this season, so we can't watch anything else.

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<v Speaker 4>You eighteen seasons. It's like that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Why we dip in and out of it. We don't

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<v Speaker 2>watch it every year, but we're in this year.

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<v Speaker 3>My wife had started to watch it for the first time, right,

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<v Speaker 3>And when we moved here, we didn't realize what a

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<v Speaker 3>big institution that show is. And they film a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of them near us. There's always sort of near so

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<v Speaker 3>they I didn't realize they sort of they give neighbors

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<v Speaker 3>money because obviously it's going to be disruptive because there's

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<v Speaker 3>so much building work going on there. Then their house

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<v Speaker 3>prices going, so it's a real badge of honor if

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<v Speaker 3>the block is in your close or colder stat because

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<v Speaker 3>they're there for ages. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well in previous seasons, I remember they drove like a

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<v Speaker 2>crane onto somebody's tennis court so they could crane report. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the neighbors around the five houses always get disrupted.

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<v Speaker 3>My wife. So my wife is because one of our

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<v Speaker 3>friends is is this season stylist on it? Right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's amazing for us. And so my wife said, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>can you just get can you just sit down and

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<v Speaker 3>watch it for five minutes? Went oyeah, I'll give it

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<v Speaker 3>five minutes. I tapped out after two. She was like,

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<v Speaker 3>she said, you're not giving it. I said, this is

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<v Speaker 3>like Game of Thrones. Well, I'm gonna you know, your son,

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<v Speaker 3>get to know the characters, like who's the bank store?

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<v Speaker 3>This Scotty can now clipboard? And then then the.

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<v Speaker 2>Judge them is the King of the North.

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<v Speaker 3>So the action that I was just to enjoy yesterday

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<v Speaker 3>was like, there's some judges are going into a tiny

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<v Speaker 3>bathroom and they're going, Now these this detail here is good.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you put your eyes up there, no, this

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<v Speaker 3>is where it doesn't work. No one's buying this because

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<v Speaker 3>of X, Y and Z, and I'm done.

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<v Speaker 2>I know the exact bathroom you're talking about it.

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<v Speaker 3>He said.

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<v Speaker 2>The light up there is from two thousand and five, right.

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<v Speaker 3>He went, two thousand and five is calling and he's

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<v Speaker 3>it's lights what it burns?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but if you if you're invested in the characters,

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<v Speaker 2>then it is a burn. You're like, oh that is tough.

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<v Speaker 3>Who say this? Those beans were a bit shabby? Why

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<v Speaker 3>did they.

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<v Speaker 6>Go?

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<v Speaker 3>I get you. I'm still thinking about that flipp blox.

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<v Speaker 3>So are you into it? Now? Do you have favorite?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, once you once you've committed, you're in. So now

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<v Speaker 2>four nights a week, we're doing the block, don't I know?

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't ask me if I've watched any other shows the

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<v Speaker 2>Chimp Empire the Bear.

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<v Speaker 4>But you know what, it's going to have a negative

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<v Speaker 4>impact for you because now missus Post will be watching

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<v Speaker 4>it and getting inspiration for the new house, thinking Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>Without buying stuff this week. And if the lamps don't

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<v Speaker 3>work anymore, they are two thousand and two.

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<v Speaker 2>If anyone's going to bring home a light from two

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<v Speaker 2>thousand and five, it will be me.

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<v Speaker 1>Christ You know Connell's show podcast, Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>If you go into Williamstown tonight before the show, go

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<v Speaker 3>to Burger Culture. Oh so fancy two words and I've

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<v Speaker 3>not seen together actually, but welcome to Australia Burger Culture.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I'm going to that roundabout restaurant that Patsy's recommended.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, we can open up the lines now. With

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<v Speaker 3>the Prime Minister coming on the show the other day

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<v Speaker 3>and one of you wanted to know that if he

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<v Speaker 3>was going to the zoo, what animals would he go

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<v Speaker 3>and see? First of all, a man alive. This question

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<v Speaker 3>really really lit him up.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Maya cats, they are so cool.

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<v Speaker 3>He really loves those Mea cats. He really loves those meacats.

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<v Speaker 3>So we want to know and amount rushmore, what are

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<v Speaker 3>the coolest animals? Nine four one four one O four

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<v Speaker 3>three you'll go for bird.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm a fellow meercat fan as well. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to take anything away from the mere cats. That

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<v Speaker 2>would be my second coolest. But the liar bird is

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<v Speaker 2>the coolest animal on earth and we have it right

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<v Speaker 2>here in Victoria. It can mimic any sound. It will

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<v Speaker 2>do other birds. You will do sounds of human voices.

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<v Speaker 2>You will do sounds of human things like chainsaws, trees falling.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a bit of audio for you. You'll be

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<v Speaker 2>shocked at when you hear here.

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<v Speaker 8>That was a camera shutter. Bloody hell, that was a

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<v Speaker 8>camera shutter.

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<v Speaker 3>Again and now a camera with hearing the great David

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<v Speaker 3>Aptborough with the li bird working together like a comedy

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<v Speaker 3>double at Why wasn't there a game show where you

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<v Speaker 3>can win cash with Sir David and his lirebirds. You

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<v Speaker 3>think that's the camera shutter? That was a camera shutter,

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<v Speaker 3>star price and again and now a camera with a

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<v Speaker 3>motor drive. Oh Mike, that's the bird bird. Yes, liar bird,

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<v Speaker 3>Who do you do? Is a feature we need to

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<v Speaker 3>do on the show. Now I want to hear this again.

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<v Speaker 8>That was a camera shutter and again and now a

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<v Speaker 8>camera with a motor drive.

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<v Speaker 3>Blood.

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<v Speaker 9>And now the sounds of foresters and their chainsaws.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a sad one because they'll be trying to

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<v Speaker 3>chopping down their habitat the way you went through the

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<v Speaker 3>change this is this is a bang of this one.

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<v Speaker 3>And now it's in the distance. You got a house here,

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<v Speaker 3>what do you need all those other houses to go to?

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<v Speaker 9>And now the sounds of foresters and their chainsaws working nearby?

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<v Speaker 3>Easy, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>My largest one bird that's a bird, that's a chainsaw.

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<v Speaker 9>And now the sounds of foresters and their chainsaws working nearby,

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<v Speaker 9>that's the library.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, I'm with you now the library is to

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<v Speaker 3>call it animal Patsy. What do you think you're going

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<v Speaker 3>to Mount Rushmore?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you mocked at my beez yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>It did set me off with the bass.

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<v Speaker 4>Would be here if it wasn't for bees.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, technically, yeah, I mean they are I get it.

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<v Speaker 3>They are essential for our life here on the planet.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah they are. So why do you think they coolest ones? Well?

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<v Speaker 4>I think bees and then I think sea horses. Do

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<v Speaker 4>you know why I think seahorses.

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<v Speaker 3>Because moved on from bees. Jack Hat had some you know,

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<v Speaker 3>supplementary evidence just gone bees and now just another random things.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the ocean.

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<v Speaker 4>Sea horses, so the male seahorses, the women drop the

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<v Speaker 4>eggs off like a drive through and the hermaphrodites aren't

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<v Speaker 4>they And yeah, they've got like a special pouch and

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<v Speaker 4>they put it in the pouch and they like look

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<v Speaker 4>after the eggs until they hatch. I think that's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 4>And the female just like has the best bit of

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<v Speaker 4>it and then like goes off and goes shopping or

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<v Speaker 4>whatever she does under the sea. I also like grizzly

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<v Speaker 4>bears because they get to sleep all winter.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you just is it just to Patsy's Mount rushmore?

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<v Speaker 9>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you just going to go through the out of

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<v Speaker 3>every hand?

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<v Speaker 10>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Like cats?

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<v Speaker 11>No get dogs though, And I like, do you know

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<v Speaker 11>why I like odds because they hold hands in the

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<v Speaker 11>war so they don't float away from each other.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's really cute.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you had to pick one, he had to

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<v Speaker 3>shoot the other one.

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<v Speaker 4>Three horses.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, there we go.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>We're trying to build a mount rushmore of the coolest

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<v Speaker 3>animals after the Prime Minister was on the show this week.

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<v Speaker 3>One of you want to know that if he went

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<v Speaker 3>to the zoo, will be the first animals he would

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<v Speaker 3>go and see.

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<v Speaker 2>I love mayer cats.

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<v Speaker 3>They are so cool. So Pam wants mere cats up there.

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<v Speaker 3>Jackie Boy's made a very strong case for the liar bird.

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<v Speaker 3>I've just had a look at fun facts about the librard. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>David Attenborough, who we had in the clips that you

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<v Speaker 3>found there. So David Alber said, it's the most beautiful

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<v Speaker 3>song in the world is the song of the libird.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know you have good taste when you and

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<v Speaker 2>David adenborog choosing the same course down.

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<v Speaker 3>In my heart. And I also didn't know this that

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<v Speaker 3>the male sings his peak singing time is during courtship. Yes, exactly,

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<v Speaker 3>a new album out then.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so's he's got a bit of a peacocktail going

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<v Speaker 2>on as well. That's what makes him so special. So

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<v Speaker 2>he's singing to bring the other, the opposite sex in

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<v Speaker 2>and then says, have a look at my tail.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember he's got the one too, you know you chatman,

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<v Speaker 3>He's just a double three. It's not a voice, and

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<v Speaker 3>it's not just a voice. What's behind the voice just

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<v Speaker 3>flipp an awesome tail.

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<v Speaker 4>He's on the Tincent Pacete to remember he's actually on currency.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that is amazing. Uh. There are fun fact as

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<v Speaker 3>well as that. The Greeks loved the sound of the

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<v Speaker 3>libird so much they had a musical instrument called the liar.

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<v Speaker 3>This is now turned into a red cheap version of QI.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, nine four one four one four three. Let's

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<v Speaker 3>got to Adam here, Adam, there you go. I'm good, Adam.

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<v Speaker 3>So what do you think is a cool animal from

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<v Speaker 3>Mount Rushmore? The best?

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<v Speaker 12>Can you go past the Wadge Tower eagle?

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<v Speaker 3>Now, as a someone who was a bird fan as

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<v Speaker 3>a kid, I think that's the biggest. I think that

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<v Speaker 3>wingspan of that bird is the biggest one out of

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<v Speaker 3>all we eagles.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, it is the biggest bird on the on the

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<v Speaker 12>on the earth.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, how come you such a bout? How come you

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<v Speaker 3>know so much? You've seen one?

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<v Speaker 12>Oh no, Well, when I was doing working out in

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<v Speaker 12>the paddocks and all that, always just watching them disgracefully

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<v Speaker 12>in pairs, just floating around up top, just a sore

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<v Speaker 12>and around and everything like that, seeing them pretty close,

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<v Speaker 12>the messy huge you can't go past it. They're just

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<v Speaker 12>beautiful animals.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't go past for a.

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<v Speaker 2>Period of time. The West Coast Eagles had a real

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<v Speaker 2>wedgtail eagle perform the game doing cartry. They would bring

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<v Speaker 2>him out. He would fly around to the crowd.

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<v Speaker 3>Very easy to draw a crowd. Jesus wants to make

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<v Speaker 3>a comeback, it just go out west. I never personally

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<v Speaker 3>around it.

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<v Speaker 12>And they also had him at the MCG. There you

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<v Speaker 12>get rid of the seagulls.

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<v Speaker 3>What amazing bodyguards eagles. That must have been amazing, Adam,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you very much. You call welcome mate, Kerry, Good morning, morning, Good.

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<v Speaker 13>Morning, Christian. I honestly think you should put the giraffe

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<v Speaker 13>at the top.

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<v Speaker 3>They are beautiful animals, very graceful.

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<v Speaker 13>Well, they have a purple tongue, and the reason for

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<v Speaker 13>that is because they need out of the trees all day.

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<v Speaker 13>It works like sunscreens, so they don't get their tongue burned.

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<v Speaker 2>Purple.

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<v Speaker 3>We're learning so much today, so much about Kerry. That's

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<v Speaker 3>a great fact about the giraft. Thank you very much,

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<v Speaker 3>having nice weekend. Thank you, bye, kay, good morning.

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<v Speaker 14>How are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm good kay? Okay, what's your callest animal?

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<v Speaker 6>All right, so I've got the best animal of all animals.

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<v Speaker 15>It's called a pangling.

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<v Speaker 14>I don't know if you're aware of what a panglin is.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, pangling was the thing they blame first of all

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<v Speaker 3>during the only time I avenue about pangling was during

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<v Speaker 3>the early days of COVID, where we are pointing fingers

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<v Speaker 3>at various countries we won't name who and going to

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<v Speaker 3>s them flipping pangling in those markets. Yes, panglin, they

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<v Speaker 3>need to hire any pr team right now. But what

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<v Speaker 3>is a pangling? What actually is one? Is it bat?

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<v Speaker 12>They are a ninety two both South Africa and Asia.

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<v Speaker 16>They are a scaled mammal.

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<v Speaker 12>Yes, a pokemon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so he looks like I mean, he looks like

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<v Speaker 2>a cat.

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<v Speaker 3>With surreas just held run up to me. That is

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<v Speaker 3>some look, isn't it. I don't know how good your voices.

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<v Speaker 3>You won't picking up any members of any sex looking

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<v Speaker 3>like that. I don't get laid. That is a faceome

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<v Speaker 3>looking thing. The poor old pangu.

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<v Speaker 17>Well, the best thing about the panglin.

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<v Speaker 12>Their tongue is actually the same length as their body.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell you what tongue heavy facts? Today? Aren't they? The

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<v Speaker 3>draft are now the good old panglin? Okay, thank you

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<v Speaker 3>very much, it is don't get past your stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>That's an don't okay for tonight, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much, you come have a nice weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Do I have a to any time? It's been about

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<v Speaker 3>ten years ago. And he swoop down and try to

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<v Speaker 3>fly off with my small dog that we had at

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<v Speaker 3>the time. I had to get brolly and defend it.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean literally just out in the garden one day

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<v Speaker 3>with this dog we had then rip Digby and uh,

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<v Speaker 3>an eagle just swoop down and tried to couldn't take

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<v Speaker 3>up because the dog was barking. And when you know,

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<v Speaker 3>when you see something which is so surreal you can't

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<v Speaker 3>believe it's actually happening, you don't act, you just gorp

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<v Speaker 3>at it. I actually couldn't believe what I was because

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<v Speaker 3>I've been nodding off. You know that afternoon where you

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<v Speaker 3>just asleep takes you And I thought, oh, what a

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<v Speaker 3>funny dream I've had an eagle ow that was actually happening.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to do something I can't. My wif have

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<v Speaker 3>only gone out for the hour to the shot. She

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<v Speaker 3>can't go back, and the going where's the dog? Gone. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>an eagle came down, and I'm sure I was having

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<v Speaker 3>a nap at the time. I mean, I didn't think

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<v Speaker 3>it was strange. So I had to run out. All

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<v Speaker 3>I could, Farmer, was a brolly and try and beat

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<v Speaker 3>this eagle. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, now got this cartoon in image of you holding

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<v Speaker 2>the dog's legs. The eagles got the dog's.

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<v Speaker 3>Girl wizard of Yes trying to fly away. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>so we're gonna go back into the A to z

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<v Speaker 3>now of things that you've broken on nine four one

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<v Speaker 3>four one four three, Kathy, she's got v. Many years ago,

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<v Speaker 3>my younger brother threw a cushion at me and missed

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<v Speaker 3>when strengthen with a mantlepiece, breaking a decorative, highly detailed

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<v Speaker 3>painted vas V for vas mum had got from Singapore.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got in a lot of trouble for that one, Sarah,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh for ornaments. I broke with the arm off my

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<v Speaker 3>dad's treasured statuette as a dad myself, I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>I have a treasure still time. Isn't there still time

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<v Speaker 3>to get myself a treasured statuette? My mom stuck it

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<v Speaker 3>back on with condensed milk. What do you know what

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<v Speaker 3>next week on the show, when you tried to mend

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<v Speaker 3>it condensed milk. I know there are always like, there

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<v Speaker 3>are so many different other properties of stuff like apple, cider, vinegar.

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<v Speaker 3>Aren't there what you can use to use with apple

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<v Speaker 3>side of vinegar? But I don't know. Condensed milk could

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<v Speaker 3>be used to mend treasured statuettes, so ornaments. We've also

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<v Speaker 3>got cae for knitting needles. When we were young, my

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<v Speaker 3>brother and I used to play sword fights with one's

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<v Speaker 3>knitting needles. Okay, possibly go wrong, Michelle. She was so

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<v Speaker 3>mad when we broke them one day. That's k for

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<v Speaker 3>knitting needles. All right, thet's go to work. Jacqueline here,

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<v Speaker 3>good morning, Jacqueline morning. All right, So eight is out

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<v Speaker 3>of breakages. What have you done? What have you got

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<v Speaker 3>for us?

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<v Speaker 17>I have f for fireplace. Years ago, when I was fourteen,

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<v Speaker 17>a friend and I were having a sleepover and we

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<v Speaker 17>decided to see if we could break open the coconut

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<v Speaker 17>because we never tasted coconut water before. It wasn't cooled

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<v Speaker 17>back in the eighties. It wasn't in the supermarkets or anything.

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<v Speaker 17>So we're like, yeah, yeah, we'll do that. So when

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<v Speaker 17>the parents went to bears. We started.

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<v Speaker 7>A scene out of an exit step Brothers Dewey, Let's

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<v Speaker 7>break a coconut on the mantelpiece indoors, Yes, yes, opening

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<v Speaker 7>them with the chetty shetty out in the forest and

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<v Speaker 7>by the side of the road on holiday and someone

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<v Speaker 7>like Thailand, but indoors.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm guessing you're using the mantlepiece while Mama and

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<v Speaker 3>Danda was asleep.

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<v Speaker 17>Yes, we thought that might be best to wait to live,

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<v Speaker 17>gone to bed and then yeah, we cracked it and

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<v Speaker 17>cracked and then a huge pieces of the fireplace cost that.

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<v Speaker 3>Was the only outcome that was going to happen there.

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<v Speaker 17>Yeah, yeah, well at fourteen we didn't really think about it.

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<v Speaker 17>We used a big knife before that and that ended

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<v Speaker 17>a little bit wrong. But yeah, and we still didn't

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<v Speaker 17>open the coconut until we took it outside. We also

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<v Speaker 17>smashed a piece of the veranda of the breakcoss the verandah, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Did wreck it, Ralph. We were because they just went

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<v Speaker 3>around the house trying to smash the coconut on computer

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<v Speaker 3>game and asleep, thankfully.

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<v Speaker 17>Yeah, absolutely, But we finally.

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<v Speaker 6>Got it open.

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<v Speaker 3>Delicious coconut milk.

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<v Speaker 17>No, well, it's spilt all over the ground and we

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<v Speaker 17>never got to taste it in the end.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Jacqueline, thank you very much the story mate,

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<v Speaker 3>have a good weekend.

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<v Speaker 17>Nowhere is you? Two thinks?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? So what have you broken? Have you got? Something?

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<v Speaker 3>From eight Z of Breakages.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Eight A set of breakages? What have you broken? What

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<v Speaker 3>have you got for? Eight? To set of Breakages on

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<v Speaker 3>nine four one four one O four three P for

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<v Speaker 3>Portable TVs Jim of portable TVs. We thought they were

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<v Speaker 3>real fancy. Yeah, just I'll take it with me and

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<v Speaker 3>put in the cars right around to yours. We'll just

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<v Speaker 3>blug in. So out in the garden we're in Hollywood

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<v Speaker 3>or something sort of thing stars up P for portable TV.

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<v Speaker 3>That big ass antennae to point up to the moon

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<v Speaker 3>or someone satellite try and get and then you said

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<v Speaker 3>I got They only ever worked to someone put their

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<v Speaker 3>hand on it as a human antenna P for Portable

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<v Speaker 3>TV brought my cousin's portable TV by accidentally snapping the

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<v Speaker 3>antenna off. They've only got round to forgive me this year.

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<v Speaker 3>It happened in the eighties. Uh, I don't know about

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<v Speaker 3>this one, do you? Want to hear a story that

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<v Speaker 3>involves breakages in human skin?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, how high up the body?

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<v Speaker 3>What's working in a burns unit? And ICU. We used

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<v Speaker 3>to have night deliveries of donated skin.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know, like a dead person's or I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't see anyone else walking around the streets. What

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<v Speaker 3>have you donated? Elbow and a knee, some knee skin

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<v Speaker 3>to the skin really deadd yes. One night we were

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<v Speaker 3>not too busy, we decided to put dry ice in

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<v Speaker 3>the sink and add water so that we could pretend

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<v Speaker 3>to dance around, putting the skin on off.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Need to know. We didn't get to the breakages. But anyhow,

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<v Speaker 3>all right nine four one four one o four three.

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<v Speaker 3>So many questions that we don't need to go with that. Kelly, Hi, Hi, Kenny, Kelly,

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<v Speaker 3>what have you broken?

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<v Speaker 14>Well, I'd just like to preface this and say this

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<v Speaker 14>is not an admission of guilt, but.

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<v Speaker 3>We just have people dancing and people's skin, and now

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<v Speaker 3>we're into some sort of legal.

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<v Speaker 14>Discheimer only legal within the family. But many many years ago,

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<v Speaker 14>it would have been in December, because I remember the

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<v Speaker 14>Christmas tree being up. Mum had a cow shaped milk

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<v Speaker 14>jug that I'm pretty sure never saw a drop of

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<v Speaker 14>milk in its life, because it was an ornamental piece

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<v Speaker 14>that lived on the mantelpiece.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't have this now do with the mantle pieces

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<v Speaker 3>just for junk and yeah, it's just a landing sport

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<v Speaker 3>for junk now. But our parents had ornaments, the knickknacks,

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<v Speaker 3>the cow jug.

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<v Speaker 14>I think there may have been a matching piece, but

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<v Speaker 14>there was certainly not a whole set. But there was

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<v Speaker 14>four of us kids. We were having a balloon fight

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<v Speaker 14>like you do, and my brothers were very competitive and

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<v Speaker 14>they were hitting that balloon pretty hard. It's gone behind

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<v Speaker 14>the Christmas tree. Knocked the milk jug off the mantlepiece

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<v Speaker 14>and it smashed on the hearth and Mum was not

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<v Speaker 14>impressed at all. And I'm pretty sure Dad lined all

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<v Speaker 14>four of us up and.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like some sort of dad firing line lining up.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I'm going to bring money here.

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<v Speaker 3>Of Supreme Court. That was.

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<v Speaker 14>And Dad would always say, we don't want to know

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<v Speaker 14>who did do it, who didn't do it, We want

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<v Speaker 14>to know who did do it.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't handle the Dad truth.

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<v Speaker 14>Nobody would admit to it. Of course, I'm pretty sure.

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<v Speaker 14>I know who it was, but no one would admit

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<v Speaker 14>to it. Now I understand it would have been a

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<v Speaker 14>great punishment.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's great. I love that, Kelly. Great story. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you know what, I'll give you a pair of tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to go to Red Hot Summer Tour. Okay, thanks,

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<v Speaker 3>You're off to Red Hot Summer Tour. Concept of a

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<v Speaker 3>Lifetime with Simple Minds, Ice House, Noise Works, Dwyl Breathway.

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<v Speaker 3>You've wont your tickets, you can buy them right now

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<v Speaker 3>at Ticketmaster. Kelly, thank you very much the story. Have

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<v Speaker 3>a great weekend.

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<v Speaker 14>Thank you very much, you too.

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<v Speaker 3>Paul. Good morning, Good good morning, Paul. So what have

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<v Speaker 3>you broken? Fro eights at breakages?

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<v Speaker 10>I broke something beginning with h house.

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<v Speaker 3>An entire house, crack open a coconut on the house?

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<v Speaker 3>Were you?

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<v Speaker 10>I was working for earth Moving, a demolition company on

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<v Speaker 10>the gold case there and I'll send to this address

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<v Speaker 10>to demolish a house. And when we got there, curtains

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<v Speaker 10>were open. I looked through all the house to had

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<v Speaker 10>furniture and rang the bos. They had a lot going on.

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<v Speaker 10>I pretty much got blown off and said, yep, yep,

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<v Speaker 10>you got the right address in a couple of days

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<v Speaker 10>demolished in this house. And on the third day we

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<v Speaker 10>just had a couple of hours in the morning. It

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<v Speaker 10>all went out in massive semi trailer bin trucks and stuff.

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<v Speaker 10>And on the third day, Well I was putting the

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<v Speaker 10>machine back on the flight and this car rolled up

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<v Speaker 10>and the boy standing there with his arms up in

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<v Speaker 10>the air and his mouth open, goes, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 10>where's my house? I said, what do you mean? This

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<v Speaker 10>is on the demolition order. I got verification from the

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<v Speaker 10>bosses the address, and he goes, this is my house.

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<v Speaker 10>I did not put the demolition order. And I rang

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<v Speaker 10>up the boss to go through your paperwork. He's gone, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 10>you got the right addresses. To go through your paperwork.

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<v Speaker 10>I got an irate person in the same way demolished

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<v Speaker 10>the wrong house. He back pedaled through his paperwork and

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<v Speaker 10>the house was three doors down nice unbelievable. So they

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<v Speaker 10>had to go to the tip and scram for all

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<v Speaker 10>the stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>And for condensed.

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<v Speaker 10>Mill Well had all their family photos and all their

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<v Speaker 10>personal belongings, and everything went went to the tip. And

0:29:47.440 --> 0:29:51.400
<v Speaker 10>that that person the public viability insurance didn't quite cover

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<v Speaker 10>that closing down, but he resurfaced under another business name.

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<v Speaker 10>But after that demolition, I've resigned and went and worked

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<v Speaker 10>for another company that's take.

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<v Speaker 3>Us olf out that game, you know, one of those. Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>this is an incredible story, Paul.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, the whole house.

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<v Speaker 10>I was on the isle of to prey. You ride

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<v Speaker 10>in the right in the heart of the gold codes and.

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<v Speaker 2>How much were they able to get from the bins

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<v Speaker 2>and yet back into a house?

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<v Speaker 10>They got some of it back because bugger all of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but it's not you didn't putting that half in

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<v Speaker 3>the puff and I blow your house back together again.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, that's right. I went back to claim there. You

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<v Speaker 10>wouldn't wouldn't even know there was a house on that blog.

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<v Speaker 2>And you had an irate man on your hands.

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<v Speaker 3>My favorite line, what's happened to my house? Pray none

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<v Speaker 3>of us here ever get to say those words, what's.

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<v Speaker 6>Happened to my.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian? On show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>One of the means of things I learned about when

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<v Speaker 3>I first moved here was about this long service thing

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<v Speaker 3>where suddenly you can have an extraordinary amount of time

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<v Speaker 3>off and uh, do you know, patsy Rio's off for

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<v Speaker 3>the next six years. I'm aware it's only about nineteen years.

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<v Speaker 10>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, it feels like didn't you have to earn long

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<v Speaker 2>service leave after like ten years? Here it feels like

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<v Speaker 2>you came in three years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Suddenly you've taken a year out.

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<v Speaker 18>I found a loophole.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, good luck to you. Well, so he leaves us,

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<v Speaker 3>Patsy tomorrow about four weeks.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, you know I've wracked it up, but I'm

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<v Speaker 4>a team player, Rio, I sort of. I'm still on

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<v Speaker 4>the show.

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<v Speaker 18>You must have three years.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually you could take the rest of your life off,

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<v Speaker 3>which I could. How much? How much have you got?

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<v Speaker 3>You must have a couple.

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<v Speaker 4>Of months, a few months?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what are you going to take it?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not sure. They say to take it and not

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<v Speaker 4>wait till you leave because the tax men will like

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<v Speaker 4>chop through more.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone's got their eye on the door. That's nice to

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<v Speaker 3>a live show tonight, celebrating the journey so far.

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<v Speaker 2>I also use this time to announce my retirement.

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<v Speaker 3>Ever the pragmatist, perhaps the pragmatist Christian one eye on

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<v Speaker 3>the door.

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<v Speaker 4>I was waiting till tonight to wow, that.

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<v Speaker 3>Is what a big show. And so you're going on

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<v Speaker 3>on a mazing trip there, You're off to Europe.

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<v Speaker 19>Yes, off to Europe for five weeks, and it'll be

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<v Speaker 19>the first about us.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, in the middle of the dark, dark months,

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<v Speaker 3>at the moment winter here in the trenches of breakfast war.

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<v Speaker 3>You take five weeks.

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<v Speaker 18>So funny how that timing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a big chunk of time at the end

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<v Speaker 2>of the year where we're we're not here that it

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<v Speaker 2>should have taken a big.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you use that six week break? We have have

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<v Speaker 3>an amazing time.

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<v Speaker 18>Thank you, thank you. I hope I Will.

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<v Speaker 19>I'm starting to get a little bit nervous because it's

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<v Speaker 19>the first ever trip really of any kind that I've

0:32:47.760 --> 0:32:50.600
<v Speaker 19>done with my boyfriend Will, and we're sort of biting

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<v Speaker 19>off a big one Europe.

0:32:52.320 --> 0:32:54.320
<v Speaker 18>He's going to be with me for three weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, this is a test test of any relationship going

0:32:57.400 --> 0:32:58.920
<v Speaker 3>on like a big holiday together.

0:32:59.000 --> 0:33:01.800
<v Speaker 2>And you don't live together. You're in each other's faces

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<v Speaker 2>every day.

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<v Speaker 3>God of course.

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<v Speaker 18>Yes, we're not battle hardened, hardened at all. And just

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<v Speaker 18>was it?

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<v Speaker 19>Two nights ago We had a fight at about two

0:33:10.480 --> 0:33:12.960
<v Speaker 19>am because Will woke up.

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<v Speaker 18>From a dream that I punched his dad in the throat.

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<v Speaker 18>Why did you do that.

0:33:19.000 --> 0:33:24.000
<v Speaker 3>Throat punch? Throat punch. You're an NRL fan A throat punch.

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<v Speaker 18>He woke me up and he said, I can't go

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<v Speaker 18>the throat the throat. I love his dad.

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<v Speaker 19>I love Chuck, And he said, would call Chunk, it's Charlie,

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<v Speaker 19>but I go with Chuck.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what is it? King Chuck? And I think suddenly

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<v Speaker 3>more of us want to be part of that commonwealth.

0:33:41.600 --> 0:33:45.040
<v Speaker 19>And he said, I cannot go back to sleep until

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<v Speaker 19>I hear you say that you would never.

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<v Speaker 4>Do that, Oh my god.

0:33:48.200 --> 0:33:50.840
<v Speaker 19>And I'm like, that is crazy, Like I wouldn't never.

0:33:50.880 --> 0:33:52.880
<v Speaker 19>I was never going to punch your dad. I'm not

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<v Speaker 19>gonna do you this.

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<v Speaker 3>You've done that, had a dream once, and you've been

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<v Speaker 3>finny with Chris. Sarah wants to have this dream that

0:33:58.960 --> 0:34:02.600
<v Speaker 3>I was having a sex with a headless woman and

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<v Speaker 3>not making that right. For a couple days after that,

0:34:05.360 --> 0:34:08.239
<v Speaker 3>she was official around me because she said, well, I

0:34:08.320 --> 0:34:11.040
<v Speaker 3>must have had that dream for some reason. Dreams are

0:34:11.080 --> 0:34:15.399
<v Speaker 3>just randomness. And your your head is next to mine

0:34:15.400 --> 0:34:19.320
<v Speaker 3>by osmos, you're obviously thinking about something. Is there someone

0:34:19.400 --> 0:34:23.520
<v Speaker 3>new at work? Well, headless lady might have brought that up.

0:34:23.719 --> 0:34:26.320
<v Speaker 3>You won't believe who gold have heired a headless lady.

0:34:26.880 --> 0:34:31.960
<v Speaker 3>But she's kind of hot like Amberlin anyway, So you

0:34:32.040 --> 0:34:33.640
<v Speaker 3>and Will, you're now worried about.

0:34:33.560 --> 0:34:36.320
<v Speaker 19>If we can't get through a night of sleeping without

0:34:36.600 --> 0:34:39.120
<v Speaker 19>having some bloody dream about you have to.

0:34:39.120 --> 0:34:41.480
<v Speaker 3>Pay, you're going to have bust ups because you just

0:34:41.480 --> 0:34:42.480
<v Speaker 3>got too much time together.

0:34:42.560 --> 0:34:45.720
<v Speaker 18>Yeah, exactly, And we're on top of each other and.

0:34:45.600 --> 0:34:50.000
<v Speaker 19>We we haven't had many big fights either.

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<v Speaker 4>Ready for that building out?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you need to Did you ever meet my old

0:34:55.120 --> 0:34:57.400
<v Speaker 3>producer had in the UK? He's from Melbourne and then

0:34:57.400 --> 0:35:00.520
<v Speaker 3>he came here tout launched the show Nick Nick, him

0:35:00.560 --> 0:35:03.120
<v Speaker 3>and his partner Aren't Caine. They went away for their

0:35:03.160 --> 0:35:06.200
<v Speaker 3>first holiday together and they had like a drunken night

0:35:06.239 --> 0:35:08.200
<v Speaker 3>out and then they had like a bus stop because

0:35:08.160 --> 0:35:10.279
<v Speaker 3>he's been spending too much time again. That ended an

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<v Speaker 3>actual fist fight that they had to be separated in

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<v Speaker 3>the middle of the streets.

0:35:14.680 --> 0:35:17.200
<v Speaker 4>Imagine Nick throwing.

0:35:17.239 --> 0:35:19.640
<v Speaker 3>Very very surprised. But I said, I thought you guys

0:35:19.640 --> 0:35:26.320
<v Speaker 3>are better than us more compasion were still were.

0:35:28.160 --> 0:35:35.359
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to see any headlines from the UK.

0:35:33.640 --> 0:35:36.839
<v Speaker 2>Wrong as boyfriend punches man's dad.

0:35:38.520 --> 0:35:40.759
<v Speaker 3>All right, so have you are we helping people by

0:35:40.920 --> 0:35:43.120
<v Speaker 3>helping you out, but actually by asking for stories of

0:35:43.239 --> 0:35:46.400
<v Speaker 3>breakups on holiday? Has anyone ever broken up on holiday?

0:35:47.000 --> 0:35:50.560
<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's show podcast talk him out?

0:35:50.600 --> 0:35:54.760
<v Speaker 3>Who you've broken up with somebody on holiday? Listen? Chrits

0:35:54.800 --> 0:35:57.080
<v Speaker 3>Is just texted the show. My cousin came back two

0:35:57.120 --> 0:36:00.920
<v Speaker 3>weeks early into his four weeky moon alone.

0:36:01.520 --> 0:36:03.240
<v Speaker 4>Oh that's freaky.

0:36:04.239 --> 0:36:06.640
<v Speaker 3>That is tough having this this. Have you guys ever

0:36:06.719 --> 0:36:09.200
<v Speaker 3>been away on a big holiday with another couple. It's

0:36:09.239 --> 0:36:11.319
<v Speaker 3>a big step. It's one thing to go away for

0:36:11.360 --> 0:36:13.040
<v Speaker 3>a weekend or all that, but it's a big step.

0:36:13.040 --> 0:36:15.480
<v Speaker 3>So about twenty years ago, we went away with some friends,

0:36:15.560 --> 0:36:17.200
<v Speaker 3>right and it was like a big decision for Sara

0:36:17.239 --> 0:36:18.600
<v Speaker 3>and whether or not we're going to do it. It

0:36:18.680 --> 0:36:20.200
<v Speaker 3>was the first time we were ever going to go

0:36:20.239 --> 0:36:22.360
<v Speaker 3>to America, so we're going with another couple when it

0:36:22.400 --> 0:36:23.920
<v Speaker 3>was going to be like a big three week break.

0:36:24.280 --> 0:36:26.319
<v Speaker 3>Money was really tight then, so we'd saved up for

0:36:26.320 --> 0:36:29.240
<v Speaker 3>a long time. This trip meant a lot. Anyway, first

0:36:29.360 --> 0:36:31.239
<v Speaker 3>night there we land in New York. They'd been kind

0:36:31.239 --> 0:36:33.480
<v Speaker 3>of frosty on the flight out there from the UK,

0:36:33.920 --> 0:36:35.360
<v Speaker 3>and you know, when you do, they've either had a

0:36:35.400 --> 0:36:37.200
<v Speaker 3>big argument and they've not met it, okay, but there's

0:36:37.200 --> 0:36:39.880
<v Speaker 3>something going on with those two. We say good night

0:36:39.920 --> 0:36:42.040
<v Speaker 3>because we land about sort of nine o'clock even We

0:36:42.080 --> 0:36:44.200
<v Speaker 3>get this cheap hotel just off Times Square, and then

0:36:44.280 --> 0:36:46.719
<v Speaker 3>suddenly about midnight, that's a knock at the door. It's

0:36:47.160 --> 0:36:50.640
<v Speaker 3>the wife of the couple we've gone where. She's in tears. She's, oh,

0:36:50.800 --> 0:36:53.360
<v Speaker 3>you know, he's just gone a he's just gone awol.

0:36:53.640 --> 0:36:55.520
<v Speaker 3>He's gone off out into New York in the evening

0:36:55.560 --> 0:36:58.359
<v Speaker 3>at midnight, and turns out that they he didn't want

0:36:58.360 --> 0:36:59.719
<v Speaker 3>to come on the trip. He wants they want he

0:36:59.760 --> 0:37:01.719
<v Speaker 3>wants to break up. She begged him to go on

0:37:01.760 --> 0:37:03.799
<v Speaker 3>the trip, and she was hoping coming on holiday with

0:37:03.880 --> 0:37:06.960
<v Speaker 3>us with somehow bring them back together.

0:37:07.000 --> 0:37:09.399
<v Speaker 2>Agains the bright lights.

0:37:11.760 --> 0:37:14.360
<v Speaker 3>Then I was sent out onto the streets of I

0:37:14.400 --> 0:37:16.120
<v Speaker 3>don't know if you hear them Intertimes Square. It's a

0:37:16.160 --> 0:37:20.399
<v Speaker 3>sketchy place in the afternoon. At midnight, the zombies come out,

0:37:20.440 --> 0:37:23.680
<v Speaker 3>and I'm wandering around into sports bars looking for my

0:37:23.719 --> 0:37:26.120
<v Speaker 3>friend who's gone a well. I find it an hour later,

0:37:26.680 --> 0:37:29.200
<v Speaker 3>just chatting to strangers in a sports bar. I sit

0:37:29.280 --> 0:37:31.080
<v Speaker 3>down and you know, you know, straight away, I just

0:37:31.120 --> 0:37:33.680
<v Speaker 3>sat down, ordered the beer and I went, it's over.

0:37:33.800 --> 0:37:35.239
<v Speaker 3>You know what mena lights sometimes he goes straight, he

0:37:35.280 --> 0:37:38.400
<v Speaker 3>goes yep. I go, we've got to We've got to

0:37:38.400 --> 0:37:39.480
<v Speaker 3>break this hollid out.

0:37:40.840 --> 0:37:42.560
<v Speaker 2>Not even actually day one, it stays there.

0:37:42.840 --> 0:37:45.040
<v Speaker 3>So we stayed in the park for another three hours.

0:37:45.120 --> 0:37:46.880
<v Speaker 3>I get back. I'm in trouble now because I was

0:37:46.920 --> 0:37:49.120
<v Speaker 3>meant to bring him back. And then my wife said, so,

0:37:49.520 --> 0:37:50.640
<v Speaker 3>what what's the outcome?

0:37:50.680 --> 0:37:52.919
<v Speaker 8>I went, oh, I've told heim should he should leave?

0:37:53.040 --> 0:37:55.880
<v Speaker 3>She's like, what that that is not for you to

0:37:55.920 --> 0:37:57.840
<v Speaker 3>say that. We can't lie to the guys.

0:37:58.600 --> 0:38:02.200
<v Speaker 2>You want to be in every lunch, dinner, breakfast while

0:38:02.200 --> 0:38:03.279
<v Speaker 2>they're trying to work it out.

0:38:03.360 --> 0:38:05.799
<v Speaker 3>It's so he just said to me that this this beers.

0:38:05.880 --> 0:38:10.759
<v Speaker 3>We just happen last He needs more that you don't

0:38:10.800 --> 0:38:16.720
<v Speaker 3>have to alight. Let's go to Milli here. Good morning, Millie,

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, Good morning Millie. So where did you break

0:38:20.520 --> 0:38:21.200
<v Speaker 3>up with somebody?

0:38:21.800 --> 0:38:22.040
<v Speaker 20>Oh?

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<v Speaker 15>So it wasn't moneymon, but it was a New Years

0:38:25.200 --> 0:38:29.400
<v Speaker 15>festival and we went away for a couple of days

0:38:29.520 --> 0:38:32.600
<v Speaker 15>and just I feels like everyone else just wasn't feeling

0:38:32.640 --> 0:38:35.840
<v Speaker 15>it and needed to needed to let it out. It

0:38:35.920 --> 0:38:41.160
<v Speaker 15>was a couple of hours before the new chick and

0:38:41.239 --> 0:38:43.280
<v Speaker 15>told him that I couldn't do it anymore.

0:38:43.400 --> 0:38:50.280
<v Speaker 3>And then signs like a real buzzer.

0:38:50.280 --> 0:38:54.640
<v Speaker 2>Bean, it doesn't person.

0:38:54.960 --> 0:39:01.160
<v Speaker 3>Out with the old in with the new year. So

0:39:01.320 --> 0:39:02.880
<v Speaker 3>what part do you even do you break up near

0:39:02.920 --> 0:39:04.359
<v Speaker 3>the end of it? Well, then did you break up

0:39:04.400 --> 0:39:06.240
<v Speaker 3>and then have to spend the news eve together?

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<v Speaker 15>What was a couple of hours before New Year? We

0:39:12.280 --> 0:39:15.920
<v Speaker 15>had a chat and like, I, yeah, just told him

0:39:15.640 --> 0:39:19.080
<v Speaker 15>I'm so sorry, I can't do it anymore. But he

0:39:19.239 --> 0:39:23.200
<v Speaker 15>stuck around. We didn't. We found different friends to hang

0:39:23.200 --> 0:39:25.839
<v Speaker 15>out with, but yeah, I had to see each other

0:39:25.880 --> 0:39:29.239
<v Speaker 15>in the morning and pack up the tent and then I.

0:39:29.200 --> 0:39:33.520
<v Speaker 3>Didn't know about the tent. Oh dear, awkward things to

0:39:33.600 --> 0:39:37.200
<v Speaker 3>pack up in the best of times and tell me this, Millie.

0:39:37.200 --> 0:39:39.360
<v Speaker 3>You didn't use the phrase I'm just not feeling it anymore,

0:39:39.360 --> 0:39:40.440
<v Speaker 3>did you?

0:39:40.480 --> 0:39:41.280
<v Speaker 12>No?

0:39:41.760 --> 0:39:43.120
<v Speaker 3>That's vague.

0:39:44.480 --> 0:39:51.880
<v Speaker 2>When resolution he said about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Many Thank you very much, your story mate. Have a

0:39:53.360 --> 0:39:53.920
<v Speaker 3>great weekend.

0:39:55.000 --> 0:39:58.480
<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>So tonight we're doing a live show together me, Jack

0:40:00.880 --> 0:40:04.040
<v Speaker 3>and Patsy and you guys at the brilliant Yarraville Club.

0:40:06.320 --> 0:40:07.880
<v Speaker 3>Here's the wordy love god coming.

0:40:08.120 --> 0:40:10.440
<v Speaker 4>Yes, get in, he is locked in.

0:40:10.680 --> 0:40:12.520
<v Speaker 3>He's in the house. The Yankee coming down.

0:40:12.640 --> 0:40:17.720
<v Speaker 2>Yankee's coming and my mamah, awesome, Tell my wife is coming.

0:40:18.560 --> 0:40:22.279
<v Speaker 3>She goes to me, yesterday, Sometimes when my wife comes

0:40:22.320 --> 0:40:24.080
<v Speaker 3>into my little home office, you know, I've got something

0:40:24.120 --> 0:40:25.920
<v Speaker 3>up on screen and it can look a bit random

0:40:25.960 --> 0:40:27.440
<v Speaker 3>on our digital nature of what we talk about in

0:40:27.440 --> 0:40:30.200
<v Speaker 3>the radio. Wellfe came and she said, what the hell

0:40:30.400 --> 0:40:33.759
<v Speaker 3>is that? And I went, oh, that's for tonight's live show.

0:40:33.800 --> 0:40:36.400
<v Speaker 3>It was a picture. It was admittedly a picture of

0:40:36.440 --> 0:40:43.960
<v Speaker 3>a crocodile with a very big tummy banana. And I said,

0:40:44.160 --> 0:40:45.680
<v Speaker 3>if you still want to come tonight, She goes, yo,

0:40:45.760 --> 0:40:47.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I'm gonna have to get my hair blowed.

0:40:47.600 --> 0:40:50.919
<v Speaker 3>Right then, my wife said to me, what are you wearing? Went,

0:40:52.000 --> 0:40:55.600
<v Speaker 3>I've got what a strange question? I literally have no.

0:40:55.680 --> 0:40:58.640
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. A black T shirt, jeans, something I'm

0:40:58.680 --> 0:41:00.800
<v Speaker 3>always wearing. That's what I'll be wearing. Why would I

0:41:00.880 --> 0:41:02.600
<v Speaker 3>have any Right now, I'm busy. You can see with

0:41:02.640 --> 0:41:06.200
<v Speaker 3>this crocodile giant fallas, I've got important matters on my

0:41:06.239 --> 0:41:07.480
<v Speaker 3>hand for the live show tomight.

0:41:07.640 --> 0:41:09.439
<v Speaker 2>Black T shirt. People think you're part of the crew

0:41:10.080 --> 0:41:10.760
<v Speaker 2>to speaking.

0:41:11.800 --> 0:41:13.319
<v Speaker 3>All right, so do you want to come and join

0:41:13.400 --> 0:41:15.120
<v Speaker 3>us tonight? It's coming be sold out, but we have

0:41:15.640 --> 0:41:19.560
<v Speaker 3>three four double passes and obviously if you if I'm

0:41:19.560 --> 0:41:21.560
<v Speaker 3>looking at crocodiles with that, you know it's going to

0:41:21.560 --> 0:41:26.720
<v Speaker 3>be a great night, guaranteed, locked in. It's going to Tracy.

0:41:26.760 --> 0:41:28.520
<v Speaker 3>First of all, Come on in, Tracy.

0:41:28.680 --> 0:41:29.879
<v Speaker 10>Christian, How are you?

0:41:30.120 --> 0:41:32.359
<v Speaker 3>Tracy? I'm excited. Are you going to come and hang

0:41:32.400 --> 0:41:33.200
<v Speaker 3>out with us tonight?

0:41:33.840 --> 0:41:34.160
<v Speaker 12>I hope.

0:41:34.600 --> 0:41:37.760
<v Speaker 16>Well, it's my mad Irish girlfriend's birthday. I share birthday

0:41:37.760 --> 0:41:40.160
<v Speaker 16>through the week and we're going out somewhere random to dinner,

0:41:40.160 --> 0:41:41.640
<v Speaker 16>but we'd love to come to your show.

0:41:42.120 --> 0:41:44.680
<v Speaker 3>Come along with your mad Irish girlfriend. Come along.

0:41:46.360 --> 0:41:47.880
<v Speaker 16>You're asking for trouble.

0:41:47.960 --> 0:41:51.040
<v Speaker 3>Now, Tracy. She does she listen to the show? Or

0:41:51.080 --> 0:41:52.360
<v Speaker 3>is it gonna be one of those where you're the

0:41:52.400 --> 0:41:53.200
<v Speaker 3>fan and she's name.

0:41:54.520 --> 0:41:57.719
<v Speaker 16>Well, look, I'm not going to concern but I'm saying

0:41:57.760 --> 0:41:59.920
<v Speaker 16>that you know, she's our age group, so yes, I'm

0:42:00.200 --> 0:42:01.960
<v Speaker 16>han't was sent sure she listens to the show.

0:42:02.040 --> 0:42:04.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm the guy. If you're our age group, I'm your guy.

0:42:04.520 --> 0:42:07.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm all right, Tracy, we see you there, come on down,

0:42:07.640 --> 0:42:10.560
<v Speaker 3>We see you there, wonderful, Thank you so much, pleasure.

0:42:10.640 --> 0:42:14.760
<v Speaker 3>Let's go to Martin. See that. Martin, come oninge, Christian,

0:42:15.239 --> 0:42:17.560
<v Speaker 3>here are you. We're going Martin, your fancy coming out

0:42:17.560 --> 0:42:18.279
<v Speaker 3>tonight with us.

0:42:18.960 --> 0:42:20.760
<v Speaker 6>Where else would you want to be on a Friday

0:42:20.840 --> 0:42:22.600
<v Speaker 6>night but celebrate with you guys.

0:42:22.719 --> 0:42:24.840
<v Speaker 3>Oh bless you. Martin. Come along, are you're going to

0:42:24.880 --> 0:42:25.160
<v Speaker 3>bring me?

0:42:26.000 --> 0:42:31.479
<v Speaker 6>Uh huh, organize for our daughters to be booked after

0:42:31.719 --> 0:42:34.080
<v Speaker 6>and we'll come on there. And we're being listening to

0:42:34.120 --> 0:42:36.759
<v Speaker 6>this in study one man. You just want to congratulate

0:42:36.800 --> 0:42:39.120
<v Speaker 6>you all on a great family friendly show as well.

0:42:39.200 --> 0:42:41.720
<v Speaker 3>Well, we'll be chasing you guys first of all. But Martin,

0:42:41.800 --> 0:42:42.239
<v Speaker 3>come on down.

0:42:42.320 --> 0:42:44.319
<v Speaker 2>Well that crocodile came around at the wrong time for.

0:42:49.320 --> 0:42:50.279
<v Speaker 3>Martin. We see there.

0:42:51.120 --> 0:42:51.800
<v Speaker 6>Look forward to it.

0:42:51.920 --> 0:42:53.960
<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Dean, Good morning.

0:42:54.680 --> 0:42:55.640
<v Speaker 12>Good morning Christian.

0:42:55.800 --> 0:43:01.200
<v Speaker 10>I'm willing to ditch my kids, all right.

0:43:01.160 --> 0:43:03.200
<v Speaker 3>Jean, coming down. We'll see you there tonight, mate, look

0:43:03.200 --> 0:43:06.759
<v Speaker 3>forward to it. Thank you, my pleasure. If you are

0:43:06.800 --> 0:43:08.520
<v Speaker 3>coming down tonight and spending night with us, thank you

0:43:08.600 --> 0:43:11.560
<v Speaker 3>very much. You're looking forward to seeing you later on tonight.

0:43:11.920 --> 0:43:15.319
<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Quest you know, Carl's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Your parents, your folks have the Good Room. That's that

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<v Speaker 3>sort of sacred secret room, heavily guarded that you were

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<v Speaker 3>not allowed to go in. It had like nice furniture

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<v Speaker 3>in there. It had like a nest of occasionals, had

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<v Speaker 3>Doiley's coasters, all that kind of stuff. Did you have

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<v Speaker 3>the Good Room? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Ours was like something out of history. You walk in

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<v Speaker 2>there and you could think you're in the nineteen twenties

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<v Speaker 2>or thirties because all it had is it had one

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<v Speaker 2>of those old singer sewing machines in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Then the bedspread was just like old people's bedspread with flowers,

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<v Speaker 2>huge heavy curtains, and then my mum had this creepy

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<v Speaker 2>oh my.

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<v Speaker 3>God, the heavy curtains you're right, drapes they used to

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<v Speaker 3>call them. They were just pulling them was like a workout.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah if you touch them, like a plume of spoke

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<v Speaker 2>wul coming.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, very very heavy curtains. Yeah, that's remember.

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<v Speaker 2>And then my mum had in the cupboar of the

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<v Speaker 2>Good room this creepy doll that we that actually kept

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<v Speaker 2>us away from the Good Room because we didn't want

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<v Speaker 2>to see her. She was the size of a child.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like elf on the shelf, but permanent there

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<v Speaker 3>all year round.

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<v Speaker 2>And she would she was lying sideways on the shelf

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<v Speaker 2>and her glassy eyes would look at you. She still

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<v Speaker 2>gives me creeps thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, those glassy eyes or those old school dolls. Did

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<v Speaker 3>your parents have one?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, my parents had a drinks trolley in ours with

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<v Speaker 4>the crystal decanters.

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<v Speaker 3>Our kid now every cool, I know.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we had that, and they had port I think

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<v Speaker 4>in it, and we weren't allowed to go near it,

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<v Speaker 4>but I think my brothers might have, you know, helped themselves.

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<v Speaker 3>Going in there was about the edgest thing you could

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<v Speaker 3>do as a kid. You felt like, even though like

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<v Speaker 3>sort of hidden cameras hadn't been invented, you felt that

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<v Speaker 3>they somehow could have an eye or presence, or they

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<v Speaker 3>knew what was going on. Count and sentences about the

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<v Speaker 3>good room. Christian our friends had a good room. Weren't

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<v Speaker 3>allowed in there. You could only view it through the

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<v Speaker 3>double doors from the hallway, but do not touch. We

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<v Speaker 3>decided to sneak in there once. When her mum returned

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<v Speaker 3>from the shop, she asked if if we'd been in there,

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<v Speaker 3>we hadn't touched anything. We were silent. It turned out

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<v Speaker 3>that she knew because she vacuumed. I love this. She

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<v Speaker 3>vacuumed the carpet part in a certain way, and by

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<v Speaker 3>walking across it, we had left tracks. It's like a tracker,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, three men on horseback going out west. That

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<v Speaker 3>is It's like a groundsman, isn't it. The g would

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<v Speaker 3>know if you've been on that sacred turf. All right?

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<v Speaker 3>So there were certain rules with the good room when

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<v Speaker 3>you were allowed there, when you weren't in there? Around there,

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<v Speaker 3>what drinks or whether you allowed food in there? What

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<v Speaker 3>else were the things that were always in like that

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<v Speaker 3>Jacks about the heavy curtains. What were the things that

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<v Speaker 3>were always in good rooms?

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<v Speaker 1>But Christian no Connall show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>With a good room at home, Christian, My grandparents still

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<v Speaker 3>have a good room. Shagpile, phaux bricks, paux bricks. I

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<v Speaker 3>was at fake sort of wallpaper embossed fate bricks. Plastic

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<v Speaker 3>on the furniture. That was the other thing. They had,

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<v Speaker 3>the plastic on the furniture. No one's ever allowed in there,

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<v Speaker 3>even when my pop had a heart attack. This is

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<v Speaker 3>amazing thing, not about him having a heart attacked. Sorry, pop

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<v Speaker 3>had a heart attack. Pam and it's got there. They

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<v Speaker 3>had to go through the hallway. They're about to make

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<v Speaker 3>it through the good room. My dad yelled out, even

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<v Speaker 3>though he's having a heart attack, A stone up that

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<v Speaker 3>bad don't mess up the carpet. That's a good room.

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<v Speaker 3>The last thing I need on top of this heart

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<v Speaker 3>attack is you messing up the good room. Let's go

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<v Speaker 3>to Josie. Good morning, Josie, good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>How are you guys?

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<v Speaker 3>We're good? Thanks to cool the show tell us about

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<v Speaker 3>the good room.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, when I was growing up, we had a very

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<v Speaker 5>good room. We never went in it only if visitors came.

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<v Speaker 5>We were very scared. We never went in it at all.

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<v Speaker 5>I had a beautiful TV with the record player on

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<v Speaker 5>the side, had a glass table with a glass ash tray.

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<v Speaker 5>Everything was kind of glass in their glass of Aramis.

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<v Speaker 5>They had carpet, carpet in there. They only had a

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<v Speaker 5>room with carpet in the house, beautiful lamp shade, beautiful

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<v Speaker 5>curtains that very velvet curtains, and we were We had

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<v Speaker 5>another room which we played in and had a little TV.

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<v Speaker 5>We always wanted to watch the good TV. We were

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<v Speaker 5>never allowed and we were always too scared to go

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<v Speaker 5>in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was like that rain of terror. Even in absence,

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<v Speaker 3>there was fear about going in that room. And the

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<v Speaker 3>stuff in it never got used, did it.

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 5>I think it might have got used maybe once once

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<v Speaker 5>every six months when we had visitors.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then it was like the good sort of

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<v Speaker 3>crockery coming out and stuff like that, the decent plates

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff like.

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<v Speaker 5>That, the Italian Italian captains.

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<v Speaker 3>Not those mugs and get the good ones out. Oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we always use Yeah, Josie, that's a great one. Thank

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<v Speaker 3>you very much for your story. And you have a

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<v Speaker 3>nice weekend, you too, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>What did she love?

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<v Speaker 3>Five years? Five years? Patsy's already retiring. Tonight live on stage,

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<v Speaker 3>we said goodbye to the old girl.

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<v Speaker 4>My last to run.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh girl knew she was listening. Uh sometimes you know

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<v Speaker 3>who she is. In the last half an hour, mentally

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<v Speaker 3>checks out, knocks out our fate, news at the park

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<v Speaker 3>and ands like straight onto sen dot com.

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<v Speaker 4>Do some shopping, yeah and t cat and we're live.

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<v Speaker 3>Sponsored by s Steph goome on. That's still one. Thank you, Jane,

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<v Speaker 3>Steph good morning. Hello, come on, how are you Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah we're good? Yeah, yeah, going great now Steph the

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<v Speaker 3>good room.

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<v Speaker 20>Yes, so my dad is one of eight, and all

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<v Speaker 20>my aunties and uncles have a good room that we're

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<v Speaker 20>actually not allowed to go in. I'm twenty three, and

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<v Speaker 20>I've never been in one in my life.

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<v Speaker 3>Even as an adult.

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<v Speaker 20>Even as an adult, I will tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>When it's time. You know you're not ready yet, join

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<v Speaker 3>you three, No.

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<v Speaker 20>Not ready yet. So, for instance, all my aunties and

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<v Speaker 20>uncles I have couches in there that have plastif on

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<v Speaker 20>them wine glasses. The only ever time that I stood

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<v Speaker 20>on the corner of one was when my aunt get

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<v Speaker 20>her wedding photos to show us.

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<v Speaker 2>You stand outside the room.

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<v Speaker 20>I'll I have never never been in one. Even when

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<v Speaker 20>it was my cousin's wedding, we all went over to

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<v Speaker 20>the house beforehand. We none of us were even allowed

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<v Speaker 20>to go in the special room. We were all stuck.

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<v Speaker 20>And could you imagine all my armies and uncles, one

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<v Speaker 20>of eight, all my cousins stuck in one room because

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<v Speaker 20>we couldn't spread out of the house.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't crammed in there, moved down in the room.

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<v Speaker 20>You could not move at all. But this day I'm

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<v Speaker 20>not allowed to go in one.

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<v Speaker 3>Dad also that fake fruit bowl oh yes.

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<v Speaker 6>The.

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<v Speaker 20>Glasses fancy wines and we're not. And it's funny enough

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<v Speaker 20>that my dad is the youngest and we're the own

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<v Speaker 20>only one who doesn't have a room lock up.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a different era. Steph, thank you very much, you

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<v Speaker 3>cool Matt, have a lovely Weekend's.

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<v Speaker 20>Okay, congratulations on a thousand shows as well.

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<v Speaker 3>We're not there. Yeah, perhaps he's leaving tonight. She seeing

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<v Speaker 3>what's coming up?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Christian know Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>I have not saved the best to the end of

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<v Speaker 3>the week of my finest work for the day's time waster?

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<v Speaker 3>Are yours? Are you happy with yours? Mine are not great?

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<v Speaker 10>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Lukewarm?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? So what we're doing then the Matilda's run

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<v Speaker 3>continues tomorrow night, and so we want to get behind

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<v Speaker 3>the Matildas. We're asking you to try and predict the headlines.

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<v Speaker 3>So taking on Sweden tomorrow night, we're asking trying and

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<v Speaker 3>predict the headlines when they beat the Swedes and take

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<v Speaker 3>the third place in the Women's World Cup final, which

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<v Speaker 3>is still an amazing achievement. So the back in action

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<v Speaker 3>tomorrow night, six pm, make sure we get behind them.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're looking for your headlines for when they beat

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<v Speaker 3>the Swedes tomorrow night. Now the team have found some

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<v Speaker 3>Swedish facts to get us in the mood. Now these

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<v Speaker 3>are facts. I didn't say they're entertaining or fun facts,

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<v Speaker 3>but they are one hundred percent factoids. Number one, they

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<v Speaker 3>recycle nineteen nighthawk. They recycle ninety nine percent of their

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<v Speaker 3>locally produced waste. That apparently should be the first one

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<v Speaker 3>I do. Hit them with a good one first. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>it's like a cham from a fighter at the opening

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<v Speaker 3>bell bang suddenly like more is he? Number two? Follow up?

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<v Speaker 3>Swedish children only eat sweet song Saturdays.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's not true.

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<v Speaker 3>Number three any ikea was from there? I had no idea. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>of course it is. We are well at four. Sweets

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<v Speaker 3>are terrifying of badgers. Do you remember the Danish facts

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<v Speaker 3>are producing klan gainess where there are no pigs. Very

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<v Speaker 3>quickly we turned out they're in the top five countries

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<v Speaker 3>and most pigs in any country. There's more pigs than people.

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<v Speaker 3>Sweet that's what they should do tonight tomorrow night to

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<v Speaker 3>unsettle them. If you go into the game, don't worry

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<v Speaker 3>about taking the legal flares, take some banchers and uh

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<v Speaker 3>here we go at number five. We're pulling up early

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<v Speaker 3>Aba from there as well. All right, so let's go

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<v Speaker 3>to sunday's headlines as Matilda's smash the Sweets to take

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<v Speaker 3>third place in the Women's World Cup. What will the

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<v Speaker 3>headlines be?

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<v Speaker 2>What will they be?

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<v Speaker 3>Christian Swede dreams are made of this. That's good Gold

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<v Speaker 3>Swede nightmares are made of this. Actually, d I y

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<v Speaker 3>another day? Do I y another day?

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<v Speaker 2>Silver?

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<v Speaker 3>Flat pack your bags? Gold Swedish made into meatballs, silver

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<v Speaker 3>bush beyond again Matilda's silvera absolutely fabulous.

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<v Speaker 1>Gold.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, jacket waard, what have you got?

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<v Speaker 2>Sweden't have no Ikea? What hit them? Sweden should have

0:53:03.440 --> 0:53:05.520
<v Speaker 2>spent less time with meat balls and more time with

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<v Speaker 2>soccer balls.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a big one again the pat More footy banners.

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<v Speaker 2>But silver and Australia sends Sweden to the Abbatoire.

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<v Speaker 3>Now no, no, that's gold plus very good. Okay, what

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<v Speaker 3>are your headlines? Text them in Oh four seventy five

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<v Speaker 3>three one O four three.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>We're asking you to put it the headlines Sunday's papers.

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<v Speaker 3>What are they going to say about the Matilda's smashing

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<v Speaker 3>the Swedes? Tomorrow night in the Women's World Cup. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>let's see what the headlines are going to say. Swedes

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<v Speaker 3>turned into turnips by Matilda's silver. Sweden has no ikea

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<v Speaker 3>against the Matilda's.

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<v Speaker 2>Very reminiscent one.

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<v Speaker 3>Did I throwback reminiscence Matilda's flat pat Swedes silver? Matilda

0:53:57.239 --> 0:54:01.040
<v Speaker 3>sends sweets flat packing. Okay, gold. A lot of those

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<v Speaker 3>Matildas make Swiss cheese out of Sweden's defense.

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<v Speaker 2>You have it, not Swedish cheese, Silva.

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<v Speaker 3>Waltzing, Fernando out of there.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, Fernando, the Abba song piece and all together bronze.

0:54:21.880 --> 0:54:24.399
<v Speaker 3>It's two different Abba songs as well, isn't it? Pack

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<v Speaker 3>your bags, go stock home, Go stock home?

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<v Speaker 2>Gold?

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<v Speaker 3>What's that from Savannah? Well done, mamma. Mi are Sweden

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<v Speaker 3>lose again? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>At first thought that sounds Italian.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was my accent. For some reason, I

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<v Speaker 3>quite know how to do the Swiss one without sounding

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<v Speaker 3>bad or getting canceled. Gold. Matildas do Sweden Abba Dabba?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't silva.

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<v Speaker 3>Too easy? Swiss cheesy? Again? We're talking about Sweden. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I know the world knowledge isn't amazing here when it

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<v Speaker 3>comes to things outside of Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>Bronz.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not Inger from Sweden, it's Sam Kerr from Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, do we have to give him the prize

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<v Speaker 2>away today?

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<v Speaker 3>No, we don't. We could roll it over deal Mar

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<v Speaker 3>won't mind Sweden sour pork chops. That doesn't make any sense. Sweden,

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<v Speaker 3>Sweden caught meat bawling after Matilda's send them flat packing.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that's a gold plus. That is outstanding. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>even understand it, but it's so good. It's going to

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<v Speaker 3>take us until Thursday. Do want to standing next week? Gold? Ossies,

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<v Speaker 3>do the deed and smash the Swede gold? What James

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<v Speaker 3>Sweden failed to find? Alan key to winning again? Right

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<v Speaker 3>on Glenn Swedes wish they'd never been beyorn Adam and

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<v Speaker 3>Cobo very good sweeze dessembled just like their furniture. Silver

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<v Speaker 3>Matilda's third in the world cup Abba Dabadoo Silver puff

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<v Speaker 3>Weed Lego third place to Matilda's bronze. Okay, who is

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<v Speaker 3>winning the deal? Marty for three months for the office.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's give it to Swede. Wish they'd never been porn.

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<v Speaker 3>Adam on Adam last song for us this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Talking about Matildas. Then on Monday, for every goal you

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<v Speaker 3>win big prizes our goal on every time the Matildas

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<v Speaker 3>have been scoring thanks to Ianes, the kitchen Bathom and

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<v Speaker 3>all she experts, hurry into on the nine show rooms

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<v Speaker 3>over the weekend for massive savings. They will not be

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<v Speaker 3>beaten on price to put Australia in friends.

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<v Speaker 1>When they are.

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<v Speaker 3>Matilda's store, you win.

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<v Speaker 2>Some focystristern O'Connell's goal of.

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<v Speaker 3>We love it when they score a goal.

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<v Speaker 2>When Matilda score ra goal, win cool stuffs.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the various rounds. As we journey alongside the awesome

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<v Speaker 3>Matilda's we be giving away amazing stuff from inns. These

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<v Speaker 3>were going to be for the finals. We're still giving

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<v Speaker 3>them in the way. These are amazing. As the Matildas

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<v Speaker 3>clean up tomorrow night, you can clean up your backside.

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<v Speaker 3>These are worth four thousand dollars. Give them the good

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<v Speaker 3>news for every goal tomorrow night.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the Coroma Urbane tools.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the Jules vern of bid As.

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<v Speaker 2>They took everything they knew about the Urbane wine and

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<v Speaker 2>they improved on it. Urbane two bid a back to

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<v Speaker 2>all toilet suite.

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<v Speaker 3>Now when it comes to be days. I remember being

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<v Speaker 3>in France where they have a lot of them. I

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<v Speaker 3>was concerned about static nozzle.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, luckily this is an oscillating novel.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh thank god for that. They agree one again, A

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<v Speaker 3>good all round wash there.

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<v Speaker 2>You know it is a tailored to experience.

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<v Speaker 3>Great so car seat so I can have my preseps

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<v Speaker 3>long one for the missus.

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<v Speaker 2>Pulsating spray creates a massaging experience. A low oscillation provides

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<v Speaker 2>a wide cleaning area.

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<v Speaker 3>Get me out of there, we want all day. I

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<v Speaker 3>have one in here when I'm doing the show. I

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<v Speaker 3>only pulsated and sprayed. And what about using it at

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<v Speaker 3>nighttime and suddenly sitting down on the wrong bit, I've

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<v Speaker 3>got a nozzle someone, Well, luckily it's moving me around,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, like a Harlem road trotter with a basket.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you have to explain.

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<v Speaker 3>That it's pinky up there.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you have to explained to the doctor there was

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<v Speaker 2>just simply dark.

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<v Speaker 3>One that can't happen, Jack, But it can't be oscillated

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<v Speaker 3>in another night like that. The urbane two has a

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<v Speaker 3>sort of circus ride while I'm screaming with delight.

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<v Speaker 2>Luckily, It has an led glow for nighttime using Jack

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<v Speaker 2>ambient lighting, and an auto open and closed seat so

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<v Speaker 2>you don't accidentally sit down on a closed seat.

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<v Speaker 3>This is good news. Hopefully I will. We've reassured some

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<v Speaker 3>of you about this amazing prize. So every goal the

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<v Speaker 3>materialdas get to our night. We have one of these.

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<v Speaker 3>Corona Urbane two B A sick god way. Good luck

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<v Speaker 3>to Matilda's and if you're coming down tonight to help

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<v Speaker 3>us celebrate almost one thousand shows together, thank you. We

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<v Speaker 3>will see there. We can't wait.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast