Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 3: If I was in Channleman Square, I would have laid
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Speaker 3: O'Connell Shows one O four point Hey, Good morning, Friday
Speaker 3: Morning ten minutes, Part six, Good Morning Patsy Money coome
Speaker 3: on in Jack.
Speaker 2: How do you guys?
Speaker 3: Now? Normally Friday we talk about our weekend plans. Weekend
Speaker 3: plans involve back together tonight. One more show together on
Speaker 3: stage at the Yarraville Club, and so we hang out
Speaker 3: with five hundred of our lovely lissess tonight, mark in
Speaker 3: almost one thousand shows together, which will be next Thursday, Thursday,
Speaker 3: next Thursday. How are you feeling about the live show tonight?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm excited, you know what. I think. It's a
Speaker 4: celebration of our listeners who've been so loyal for so long,
Speaker 4: don't you think?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 2: And the first time we've gone out worst as well
Speaker 2: as the three of it's about time.
Speaker 3: I tell you what. My wife and I had a
Speaker 3: lot of chats about that, you know, I don't like
Speaker 3: getting anywhere late, so the traffic getting over that West gate.
Speaker 3: I'm making my wife and I leave at half four today.
Speaker 4: Oh that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Four.
Speaker 4: What time does it stand?
Speaker 3: Not get well, it doesn't start my whole seven eight.
Speaker 3: But I want to be in Sidue, that's inside. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're going to go up for a bike to eat somewhere.
Speaker 3: You know, think we go. It's better to be safe there.
Speaker 3: We're going to go out and eat somewhere nearby. Take
Speaker 3: a book, take.
Speaker 2: Your knock you on the restaurant doors because they won't
Speaker 2: be opening.
Speaker 3: I've been going around the back. So yeah, we're leaving
Speaker 3: at half four to start our shoes journey. We've got
Speaker 3: our passports, got hyjation sachets to go from Bayside out west.
Speaker 3: It is actually tonight. The place we're going to is
Speaker 3: an amazing comedy to I. I've been there before. People
Speaker 3: will love it there.
Speaker 2: We remember one time you tried to get to my
Speaker 2: house in Cobourg and you accidentally got on the West
Speaker 2: twice and it shut you out to July twice.
Speaker 3: Now we were heading to that tillim a dream drive
Speaker 3: to the airport. I didn't know Jack lived at the
Speaker 3: main runway. Dear. Yeah, so I'll be there way before
Speaker 3: you guys tonight. So what are we ken? Plans? Have
Speaker 3: you got, Patsy? What are you up to?
Speaker 4: That's about it?
Speaker 3: Well, that's your weekend.
Speaker 4: No, I think we do have date day tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Of course, and we got what Saturday?
Speaker 4: You know what Saturday is?
Speaker 5: Everyone?
Speaker 3: Yeah, quite know what women to do. When she says,
Speaker 3: you know, I look away, what I.
Speaker 6: Do is.
Speaker 3: Just when will it stopped? When can we move on.
Speaker 4: To safer gre like the children when their parents talk
Speaker 4: about it.
Speaker 3: There's some stuff that I think.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's a normal function. Please, yeah, yeah it is.
Speaker 3: Again, it's still we're still talking about it. I still
Speaker 3: can't look back towards. Yeah, here we go, Jack, what
Speaker 3: are you up to?
Speaker 2: I'll be on dog watch this weekend because lunar. Last night,
Speaker 2: I ate a whole salami.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, and I don't this morning that will
Speaker 3: come out back. No, no, no, it will and it'll
Speaker 3: be runny and horrible. She'll be making her own no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: What by accident does she have a salami or not?
Speaker 2: By accident? I mean accidentally that we gave it to
Speaker 2: her banker's work can with this electrician on side of
Speaker 2: her work who makes homemade sami. So you had this
Speaker 2: brick of a thing salami that she brought home and
Speaker 2: we were excited.
Speaker 3: I wonder what you were going to say them, because
Speaker 3: you had your hand around there. It appeared to be
Speaker 3: a break, a break Saturday's fun day. It looked like
Speaker 3: so that pats might need at the weekend. It's a
Speaker 3: normal function. It's a normal function. I remember that. A light,
Speaker 3: a torch, a torch.
Speaker 4: What are you up to for the weekend?
Speaker 3: Jack was just telling us about that the cemety.
Speaker 2: She's right. That is the end of the story, the
Speaker 2: dogate of the salami.
Speaker 3: Listen, guys, I'm now very nervous about tonight. We need
Speaker 3: to be a lot shopping. We'll come back save it tonight,
Speaker 3: Save the gold. Don't peat too soon today, guys.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Every Friday, we did double thumbs up until about the
Speaker 3: things we're into at the moment. Patsy, what's the f
Speaker 3: you mate? What are you into? Yeah?
Speaker 4: With all the Matilda's hype this week, there's an offset
Speaker 4: sort of benefit I think from all this hype and
Speaker 4: that is. There's a great range of books that I've
Speaker 4: stumbled across at Big W. So if you've got a
Speaker 4: little girl who is suddenly all soccer mad, there are
Speaker 4: some Matilda's books. We Are Matilda's Yeah is a little
Speaker 4: book by Shelley Ware and it's sort of aimed.
Speaker 3: I think they started writing there last week. I put
Speaker 3: anything pages. Take a leaf out of Andy Lee's Keys books.
Speaker 3: This says eight pages, the same gag done time.
Speaker 2: You can write one aek.
Speaker 3: Just start printing them office works.
Speaker 4: And they're beautiful little story books and they're all about
Speaker 4: team spirit and team effort and doing your best. They're gorgeous,
Speaker 4: so they probably aim like a two year old even younger.
Speaker 4: I mean we started two year old.
Speaker 3: Two years old ain't reading.
Speaker 4: Books, no, but mommy and Daddy can read it story
Speaker 4: time at bedtime. And there's another one, I Can Be
Speaker 4: a Matilda and that's by Kyler May is another title.
Speaker 4: But you know what I didn't realize is that there's
Speaker 4: also Sam has done a range of chapter books, her
Speaker 4: own chapter books, which Big W stock as well, which
Speaker 4: I might both buy for audio. Actually, because she's suddenly
Speaker 4: spark this interest in soccer. He's got her own line.
Speaker 4: There's like six at least six.
Speaker 3: It could be changing codes from Ballet behind her. Now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the other thing this week that I want to
Speaker 4: talk about. I've discovered this and I'm so I don't
Speaker 4: know if I should be sharing it because you won't
Speaker 4: thank me because it's really bad but really good at
Speaker 4: the same time.
Speaker 3: Is it food? Of course, it's food, alady, I'm trying
Speaker 3: some already. What is it?
Speaker 4: Well, it's a cross between the teller and peanut butter.
Speaker 4: It's chocolate peanut butter.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, something that you invent at midnight drunk when
Speaker 3: you put the spoon in wine and go wonder.
Speaker 4: I just happened to stumble across this. It's Cole's home brand.
Speaker 4: No one else. Like you won't get it at Wooly's.
Speaker 4: You won't get it at Aldi Your I g A
Speaker 4: in partnership, and this is really hard to get. Like
Speaker 4: there's you'll see maybe one.
Speaker 3: Of the one of the biggest supermarkets.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 3: I hope you'll conplain some of what is this coals
Speaker 3: you speak of?
Speaker 4: But they only have like one tray of it, do
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Like there might be six
Speaker 4: or seven sort.
Speaker 3: Of drive around in a truck.
Speaker 4: This is gorgeous and you get you know what we
Speaker 4: do at home for a snack on the weekend. We'll
Speaker 4: get like a bit of bread, spread some of this
Speaker 4: on it, some fresh berries and roll it up. Sound revolves,
Speaker 4: throw the it's beautiful.
Speaker 3: We had fruit to that because it just gives it.
Speaker 4: A beautiful tang, like a nice little zing that cuts
Speaker 4: through the sweetness, and.
Speaker 2: You can you convince yourself you're eating something healthy. I've
Speaker 2: got fruit on antiox kids. Remember Nitella tried to do
Speaker 2: ads that were Nitella is healthy because it's got haze. Haze, Yes,
Speaker 2: but this is good.
Speaker 4: Cole's chok peanut butter smooth, although I haven't seen a
Speaker 4: chunky version because it's hard to get, as I said,
Speaker 4: but the smooth you'll thank me, maybe not, and then
Speaker 4: just add.
Speaker 3: Your own fruit. Yeah, yeah, lovely? All right after this
Speaker 3: would come back with Jack and Ized but Christian Connell
Speaker 3: Show podcast christianson as You're getting there so early eats
Speaker 3: at the Bistrow Bestros out West. It really is some
Speaker 3: sight seeing I'm going to see tonight. My trip five
Speaker 3: all goes out West Bistro at the Yarraville Club thinking
Speaker 3: about going into quite a few of the team who
Speaker 3: live out west have recommended I take in the sights
Speaker 3: and sounds of Williamstown.
Speaker 4: Oh have you never been to Williamstown?
Speaker 3: So I'm actually thinking that we go there for a
Speaker 3: little light dinner.
Speaker 4: Oh, you'll love Williams.
Speaker 3: What would you recommend?
Speaker 4: To the strand? Right on the roundabout? There you overlook
Speaker 4: all the.
Speaker 7: Famous baby, all of London's best restaurants are on the.
Speaker 4: Round overlooks the bay and there's lights, you know, the
Speaker 4: skyline of the city.
Speaker 2: Which car will enter the roundabout?
Speaker 3: Next? What the secrets of the lights? They come in
Speaker 3: north and then it's east and west. Here looking forward
Speaker 3: to tonight oursholes. So where do I go?
Speaker 4: The strands?
Speaker 2: Nick to sit next to the window.
Speaker 3: Don't forget Jack, have the roundabout for you please?
Speaker 4: Beautiful seafood.
Speaker 3: Thank you, it's so yeah. Sorry I got confused, Jack.
Speaker 3: What are you into this week other than the roundabouts?
Speaker 2: Well, we can't bank and I have committed to the
Speaker 2: block this season, so we can't watch anything else.
Speaker 4: You eighteen seasons. It's like that's.
Speaker 2: Why we dip in and out of it. We don't
Speaker 2: watch it every year, but we're in this year.
Speaker 3: My wife had started to watch it for the first time, right,
Speaker 3: And when we moved here, we didn't realize what a
Speaker 3: big institution that show is. And they film a lot
Speaker 3: of them near us. There's always sort of near so
Speaker 3: they I didn't realize they sort of they give neighbors
Speaker 3: money because obviously it's going to be disruptive because there's
Speaker 3: so much building work going on there. Then their house
Speaker 3: prices going, so it's a real badge of honor if
Speaker 3: the block is in your close or colder stat because
Speaker 3: they're there for ages. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well in previous seasons, I remember they drove like a
Speaker 2: crane onto somebody's tennis court so they could crane report. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the neighbors around the five houses always get disrupted.
Speaker 3: My wife. So my wife is because one of our
Speaker 3: friends is is this season stylist on it? Right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's amazing for us. And so my wife said, oh,
Speaker 3: can you just get can you just sit down and
Speaker 3: watch it for five minutes? Went oyeah, I'll give it
Speaker 3: five minutes. I tapped out after two. She was like,
Speaker 3: she said, you're not giving it. I said, this is
Speaker 3: like Game of Thrones. Well, I'm gonna you know, your son,
Speaker 3: get to know the characters, like who's the bank store?
Speaker 3: This Scotty can now clipboard? And then then the.
Speaker 2: Judge them is the King of the North.
Speaker 3: So the action that I was just to enjoy yesterday
Speaker 3: was like, there's some judges are going into a tiny
Speaker 3: bathroom and they're going, Now these this detail here is good.
Speaker 3: But if you put your eyes up there, no, this
Speaker 3: is where it doesn't work. No one's buying this because
Speaker 3: of X, Y and Z, and I'm done.
Speaker 2: I know the exact bathroom you're talking about it.
Speaker 3: He said.
Speaker 2: The light up there is from two thousand and five, right.
Speaker 3: He went, two thousand and five is calling and he's
Speaker 3: it's lights what it burns?
Speaker 2: Yes, but if you if you're invested in the characters,
Speaker 2: then it is a burn. You're like, oh that is tough.
Speaker 3: Who say this? Those beans were a bit shabby? Why
Speaker 3: did they.
Speaker 6: Go?
Speaker 3: I get you. I'm still thinking about that flipp blox.
Speaker 3: So are you into it? Now? Do you have favorite?
Speaker 2: Well, once you once you've committed, you're in. So now
Speaker 2: four nights a week, we're doing the block, don't I know?
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Don't ask me if I've watched any other shows the
Speaker 2: Chimp Empire the Bear.
Speaker 4: But you know what, it's going to have a negative
Speaker 4: impact for you because now missus Post will be watching
Speaker 4: it and getting inspiration for the new house, thinking Jack.
Speaker 3: Without buying stuff this week. And if the lamps don't
Speaker 3: work anymore, they are two thousand and two.
Speaker 2: If anyone's going to bring home a light from two
Speaker 2: thousand and five, it will be me.
Speaker 1: Christ You know Connell's show podcast, Christian.
Speaker 3: If you go into Williamstown tonight before the show, go
Speaker 3: to Burger Culture. Oh so fancy two words and I've
Speaker 3: not seen together actually, but welcome to Australia Burger Culture.
Speaker 3: Now I'm going to that roundabout restaurant that Patsy's recommended.
Speaker 3: All right, we can open up the lines now. With
Speaker 3: the Prime Minister coming on the show the other day
Speaker 3: and one of you wanted to know that if he
Speaker 3: was going to the zoo, what animals would he go
Speaker 3: and see? First of all, a man alive. This question
Speaker 3: really really lit him up.
Speaker 2: I love Maya cats, they are so cool.
Speaker 3: He really loves those Mea cats. He really loves those meacats.
Speaker 3: So we want to know and amount rushmore, what are
Speaker 3: the coolest animals? Nine four one four one O four
Speaker 3: three you'll go for bird.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm a fellow meercat fan as well. I don't
Speaker 2: want to take anything away from the mere cats. That
Speaker 2: would be my second coolest. But the liar bird is
Speaker 2: the coolest animal on earth and we have it right
Speaker 2: here in Victoria. It can mimic any sound. It will
Speaker 2: do other birds. You will do sounds of human voices.
Speaker 2: You will do sounds of human things like chainsaws, trees falling.
Speaker 2: I've got a bit of audio for you. You'll be
Speaker 2: shocked at when you hear here.
Speaker 8: That was a camera shutter. Bloody hell, that was a
Speaker 8: camera shutter.
Speaker 3: Again and now a camera with hearing the great David
Speaker 3: Aptborough with the li bird working together like a comedy
Speaker 3: double at Why wasn't there a game show where you
Speaker 3: can win cash with Sir David and his lirebirds. You
Speaker 3: think that's the camera shutter? That was a camera shutter,
Speaker 3: star price and again and now a camera with a
Speaker 3: motor drive. Oh Mike, that's the bird bird. Yes, liar bird,
Speaker 3: Who do you do? Is a feature we need to
Speaker 3: do on the show. Now I want to hear this again.
Speaker 8: That was a camera shutter and again and now a
Speaker 8: camera with a motor drive.
Speaker 3: Blood.
Speaker 9: And now the sounds of foresters and their chainsaws.
Speaker 3: This is a sad one because they'll be trying to
Speaker 3: chopping down their habitat the way you went through the
Speaker 3: change this is this is a bang of this one.
Speaker 3: And now it's in the distance. You got a house here,
Speaker 3: what do you need all those other houses to go to?
Speaker 9: And now the sounds of foresters and their chainsaws working nearby?
Speaker 3: Easy, exactly.
Speaker 2: My largest one bird that's a bird, that's a chainsaw.
Speaker 9: And now the sounds of foresters and their chainsaws working nearby,
Speaker 9: that's the library.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm with you now the library is to
Speaker 3: call it animal Patsy. What do you think you're going
Speaker 3: to Mount Rushmore?
Speaker 4: Well, you mocked at my beez yesterday.
Speaker 3: It did set me off with the bass.
Speaker 4: Would be here if it wasn't for bees.
Speaker 3: Yeah, technically, yeah, I mean they are I get it.
Speaker 3: They are essential for our life here on the planet.
Speaker 3: Yeah they are. So why do you think they coolest ones? Well?
Speaker 4: I think bees and then I think sea horses. Do
Speaker 4: you know why I think seahorses.
Speaker 3: Because moved on from bees. Jack Hat had some you know,
Speaker 3: supplementary evidence just gone bees and now just another random things.
Speaker 2: Of the ocean.
Speaker 4: Sea horses, so the male seahorses, the women drop the
Speaker 4: eggs off like a drive through and the hermaphrodites aren't
Speaker 4: they And yeah, they've got like a special pouch and
Speaker 4: they put it in the pouch and they like look
Speaker 4: after the eggs until they hatch. I think that's pretty cool.
Speaker 4: And the female just like has the best bit of
Speaker 4: it and then like goes off and goes shopping or
Speaker 4: whatever she does under the sea. I also like grizzly
Speaker 4: bears because they get to sleep all winter.
Speaker 3: Are you just is it just to Patsy's Mount rushmore?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 3: Are you just going to go through the out of
Speaker 3: every hand?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 3: Like cats?
Speaker 11: No get dogs though, And I like, do you know
Speaker 11: why I like odds because they hold hands in the
Speaker 11: war so they don't float away from each other.
Speaker 4: I think that's really cute.
Speaker 3: But if you had to pick one, he had to
Speaker 3: shoot the other one.
Speaker 4: Three horses.
Speaker 3: Okay, there we go.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're trying to build a mount rushmore of the coolest
Speaker 3: animals after the Prime Minister was on the show this week.
Speaker 3: One of you want to know that if he went
Speaker 3: to the zoo, will be the first animals he would
Speaker 3: go and see.
Speaker 2: I love mayer cats.
Speaker 3: They are so cool. So Pam wants mere cats up there.
Speaker 3: Jackie Boy's made a very strong case for the liar bird.
Speaker 3: I've just had a look at fun facts about the librard. Oh,
Speaker 3: David Attenborough, who we had in the clips that you
Speaker 3: found there. So David Alber said, it's the most beautiful
Speaker 3: song in the world is the song of the libird.
Speaker 2: And you know you have good taste when you and
Speaker 2: David adenborog choosing the same course down.
Speaker 3: In my heart. And I also didn't know this that
Speaker 3: the male sings his peak singing time is during courtship. Yes, exactly,
Speaker 3: a new album out then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so's he's got a bit of a peacocktail going
Speaker 2: on as well. That's what makes him so special. So
Speaker 2: he's singing to bring the other, the opposite sex in
Speaker 2: and then says, have a look at my tail.
Speaker 3: Remember he's got the one too, you know you chatman,
Speaker 3: He's just a double three. It's not a voice, and
Speaker 3: it's not just a voice. What's behind the voice just
Speaker 3: flipp an awesome tail.
Speaker 4: He's on the Tincent Pacete to remember he's actually on currency.
Speaker 3: Wow, that is amazing. Uh. There are fun fact as
Speaker 3: well as that. The Greeks loved the sound of the
Speaker 3: libird so much they had a musical instrument called the liar.
Speaker 3: This is now turned into a red cheap version of QI.
Speaker 3: All right, nine four one four one four three. Let's
Speaker 3: got to Adam here, Adam, there you go. I'm good, Adam.
Speaker 3: So what do you think is a cool animal from
Speaker 3: Mount Rushmore? The best?
Speaker 12: Can you go past the Wadge Tower eagle?
Speaker 3: Now, as a someone who was a bird fan as
Speaker 3: a kid, I think that's the biggest. I think that
Speaker 3: wingspan of that bird is the biggest one out of
Speaker 3: all we eagles.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it is the biggest bird on the on the
Speaker 12: on the earth.
Speaker 3: Now, how come you such a bout? How come you
Speaker 3: know so much? You've seen one?
Speaker 12: Oh no, Well, when I was doing working out in
Speaker 12: the paddocks and all that, always just watching them disgracefully
Speaker 12: in pairs, just floating around up top, just a sore
Speaker 12: and around and everything like that, seeing them pretty close,
Speaker 12: the messy huge you can't go past it. They're just
Speaker 12: beautiful animals.
Speaker 3: Can't go past for a.
Speaker 2: Period of time. The West Coast Eagles had a real
Speaker 2: wedgtail eagle perform the game doing cartry. They would bring
Speaker 2: him out. He would fly around to the crowd.
Speaker 3: Very easy to draw a crowd. Jesus wants to make
Speaker 3: a comeback, it just go out west. I never personally
Speaker 3: around it.
Speaker 12: And they also had him at the MCG. There you
Speaker 12: get rid of the seagulls.
Speaker 3: What amazing bodyguards eagles. That must have been amazing, Adam,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. You call welcome mate, Kerry, Good morning, morning, Good.
Speaker 13: Morning, Christian. I honestly think you should put the giraffe
Speaker 13: at the top.
Speaker 3: They are beautiful animals, very graceful.
Speaker 13: Well, they have a purple tongue, and the reason for
Speaker 13: that is because they need out of the trees all day.
Speaker 13: It works like sunscreens, so they don't get their tongue burned.
Speaker 2: Purple.
Speaker 3: We're learning so much today, so much about Kerry. That's
Speaker 3: a great fact about the giraft. Thank you very much,
Speaker 3: having nice weekend. Thank you, bye, kay, good morning.
Speaker 14: How are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good kay? Okay, what's your callest animal?
Speaker 6: All right, so I've got the best animal of all animals.
Speaker 15: It's called a pangling.
Speaker 14: I don't know if you're aware of what a panglin is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pangling was the thing they blame first of all
Speaker 3: during the only time I avenue about pangling was during
Speaker 3: the early days of COVID, where we are pointing fingers
Speaker 3: at various countries we won't name who and going to
Speaker 3: s them flipping pangling in those markets. Yes, panglin, they
Speaker 3: need to hire any pr team right now. But what
Speaker 3: is a pangling? What actually is one? Is it bat?
Speaker 12: They are a ninety two both South Africa and Asia.
Speaker 16: They are a scaled mammal.
Speaker 12: Yes, a pokemon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he looks like I mean, he looks like
Speaker 2: a cat.
Speaker 3: With surreas just held run up to me. That is
Speaker 3: some look, isn't it. I don't know how good your voices.
Speaker 3: You won't picking up any members of any sex looking
Speaker 3: like that. I don't get laid. That is a faceome
Speaker 3: looking thing. The poor old pangu.
Speaker 17: Well, the best thing about the panglin.
Speaker 12: Their tongue is actually the same length as their body.
Speaker 3: Tell you what tongue heavy facts? Today? Aren't they? The
Speaker 3: draft are now the good old panglin? Okay, thank you
Speaker 3: very much, it is don't get past your stuff.
Speaker 4: That's an don't okay for tonight, Okay.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, you come have a nice weekend.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Do I have a to any time? It's been about
Speaker 3: ten years ago. And he swoop down and try to
Speaker 3: fly off with my small dog that we had at
Speaker 3: the time. I had to get brolly and defend it.
Speaker 3: I mean literally just out in the garden one day
Speaker 3: with this dog we had then rip Digby and uh,
Speaker 3: an eagle just swoop down and tried to couldn't take
Speaker 3: up because the dog was barking. And when you know,
Speaker 3: when you see something which is so surreal you can't
Speaker 3: believe it's actually happening, you don't act, you just gorp
Speaker 3: at it. I actually couldn't believe what I was because
Speaker 3: I've been nodding off. You know that afternoon where you
Speaker 3: just asleep takes you And I thought, oh, what a
Speaker 3: funny dream I've had an eagle ow that was actually happening.
Speaker 3: I need to do something I can't. My wif have
Speaker 3: only gone out for the hour to the shot. She
Speaker 3: can't go back, and the going where's the dog? Gone. Oh,
Speaker 3: an eagle came down, and I'm sure I was having
Speaker 3: a nap at the time. I mean, I didn't think
Speaker 3: it was strange. So I had to run out. All
Speaker 3: I could, Farmer, was a brolly and try and beat
Speaker 3: this eagle. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yes, now got this cartoon in image of you holding
Speaker 2: the dog's legs. The eagles got the dog's.
Speaker 3: Girl wizard of Yes trying to fly away. All right,
Speaker 3: so we're gonna go back into the A to z
Speaker 3: now of things that you've broken on nine four one
Speaker 3: four one four three, Kathy, she's got v. Many years ago,
Speaker 3: my younger brother threw a cushion at me and missed
Speaker 3: when strengthen with a mantlepiece, breaking a decorative, highly detailed
Speaker 3: painted vas V for vas mum had got from Singapore.
Speaker 3: We've got in a lot of trouble for that one, Sarah,
Speaker 3: Oh for ornaments. I broke with the arm off my
Speaker 3: dad's treasured statuette as a dad myself, I don't think
Speaker 3: I have a treasure still time. Isn't there still time
Speaker 3: to get myself a treasured statuette? My mom stuck it
Speaker 3: back on with condensed milk. What do you know what
Speaker 3: next week on the show, when you tried to mend
Speaker 3: it condensed milk. I know there are always like, there
Speaker 3: are so many different other properties of stuff like apple, cider, vinegar.
Speaker 3: Aren't there what you can use to use with apple
Speaker 3: side of vinegar? But I don't know. Condensed milk could
Speaker 3: be used to mend treasured statuettes, so ornaments. We've also
Speaker 3: got cae for knitting needles. When we were young, my
Speaker 3: brother and I used to play sword fights with one's
Speaker 3: knitting needles. Okay, possibly go wrong, Michelle. She was so
Speaker 3: mad when we broke them one day. That's k for
Speaker 3: knitting needles. All right, thet's go to work. Jacqueline here,
Speaker 3: good morning, Jacqueline morning. All right, So eight is out
Speaker 3: of breakages. What have you done? What have you got
Speaker 3: for us?
Speaker 17: I have f for fireplace. Years ago, when I was fourteen,
Speaker 17: a friend and I were having a sleepover and we
Speaker 17: decided to see if we could break open the coconut
Speaker 17: because we never tasted coconut water before. It wasn't cooled
Speaker 17: back in the eighties. It wasn't in the supermarkets or anything.
Speaker 17: So we're like, yeah, yeah, we'll do that. So when
Speaker 17: the parents went to bears. We started.
Speaker 7: A scene out of an exit step Brothers Dewey, Let's
Speaker 7: break a coconut on the mantelpiece indoors, Yes, yes, opening
Speaker 7: them with the chetty shetty out in the forest and
Speaker 7: by the side of the road on holiday and someone
Speaker 7: like Thailand, but indoors.
Speaker 3: So I'm guessing you're using the mantlepiece while Mama and
Speaker 3: Danda was asleep.
Speaker 17: Yes, we thought that might be best to wait to live,
Speaker 17: gone to bed and then yeah, we cracked it and
Speaker 17: cracked and then a huge pieces of the fireplace cost that.
Speaker 3: Was the only outcome that was going to happen there.
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, well at fourteen we didn't really think about it.
Speaker 17: We used a big knife before that and that ended
Speaker 17: a little bit wrong. But yeah, and we still didn't
Speaker 17: open the coconut until we took it outside. We also
Speaker 17: smashed a piece of the veranda of the breakcoss the verandah, you.
Speaker 3: Did wreck it, Ralph. We were because they just went
Speaker 3: around the house trying to smash the coconut on computer
Speaker 3: game and asleep, thankfully.
Speaker 17: Yeah, absolutely, But we finally.
Speaker 6: Got it open.
Speaker 3: Delicious coconut milk.
Speaker 17: No, well, it's spilt all over the ground and we
Speaker 17: never got to taste it in the end.
Speaker 3: All right, Jacqueline, thank you very much the story mate,
Speaker 3: have a good weekend.
Speaker 17: Nowhere is you? Two thinks?
Speaker 3: All right? So what have you broken? Have you got? Something?
Speaker 3: From eight Z of Breakages.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: Eight A set of breakages? What have you broken? What
Speaker 3: have you got for? Eight? To set of Breakages on
Speaker 3: nine four one four one O four three P for
Speaker 3: Portable TVs Jim of portable TVs. We thought they were
Speaker 3: real fancy. Yeah, just I'll take it with me and
Speaker 3: put in the cars right around to yours. We'll just
Speaker 3: blug in. So out in the garden we're in Hollywood
Speaker 3: or something sort of thing stars up P for portable TV.
Speaker 3: That big ass antennae to point up to the moon
Speaker 3: or someone satellite try and get and then you said
Speaker 3: I got They only ever worked to someone put their
Speaker 3: hand on it as a human antenna P for Portable
Speaker 3: TV brought my cousin's portable TV by accidentally snapping the
Speaker 3: antenna off. They've only got round to forgive me this year.
Speaker 3: It happened in the eighties. Uh, I don't know about
Speaker 3: this one, do you? Want to hear a story that
Speaker 3: involves breakages in human skin?
Speaker 2: Oh, how high up the body?
Speaker 3: What's working in a burns unit? And ICU. We used
Speaker 3: to have night deliveries of donated skin.
Speaker 2: I didn't know, like a dead person's or I mean.
Speaker 3: I don't see anyone else walking around the streets. What
Speaker 3: have you donated? Elbow and a knee, some knee skin
Speaker 3: to the skin really deadd yes. One night we were
Speaker 3: not too busy, we decided to put dry ice in
Speaker 3: the sink and add water so that we could pretend
Speaker 3: to dance around, putting the skin on off.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I don't.
Speaker 3: Need to know. We didn't get to the breakages. But anyhow,
Speaker 3: all right nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 3: So many questions that we don't need to go with that. Kelly, Hi, Hi, Kenny, Kelly,
Speaker 3: what have you broken?
Speaker 14: Well, I'd just like to preface this and say this
Speaker 14: is not an admission of guilt, but.
Speaker 3: We just have people dancing and people's skin, and now
Speaker 3: we're into some sort of legal.
Speaker 14: Discheimer only legal within the family. But many many years ago,
Speaker 14: it would have been in December, because I remember the
Speaker 14: Christmas tree being up. Mum had a cow shaped milk
Speaker 14: jug that I'm pretty sure never saw a drop of
Speaker 14: milk in its life, because it was an ornamental piece
Speaker 14: that lived on the mantelpiece.
Speaker 3: We don't have this now do with the mantle pieces
Speaker 3: just for junk and yeah, it's just a landing sport
Speaker 3: for junk now. But our parents had ornaments, the knickknacks,
Speaker 3: the cow jug.
Speaker 14: I think there may have been a matching piece, but
Speaker 14: there was certainly not a whole set. But there was
Speaker 14: four of us kids. We were having a balloon fight
Speaker 14: like you do, and my brothers were very competitive and
Speaker 14: they were hitting that balloon pretty hard. It's gone behind
Speaker 14: the Christmas tree. Knocked the milk jug off the mantlepiece
Speaker 14: and it smashed on the hearth and Mum was not
Speaker 14: impressed at all. And I'm pretty sure Dad lined all
Speaker 14: four of us up and.
Speaker 3: It was like some sort of dad firing line lining up.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm going to bring money here.
Speaker 3: Of Supreme Court. That was.
Speaker 14: And Dad would always say, we don't want to know
Speaker 14: who did do it, who didn't do it, We want
Speaker 14: to know who did do it.
Speaker 3: You can't handle the Dad truth.
Speaker 14: Nobody would admit to it. Of course, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 14: I know who it was, but no one would admit
Speaker 14: to it. Now I understand it would have been a
Speaker 14: great punishment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great. I love that, Kelly. Great story. Do
Speaker 3: you know what, I'll give you a pair of tickets.
Speaker 3: You want to go to Red Hot Summer Tour. Okay, thanks,
Speaker 3: You're off to Red Hot Summer Tour. Concept of a
Speaker 3: Lifetime with Simple Minds, Ice House, Noise Works, Dwyl Breathway.
Speaker 3: You've wont your tickets, you can buy them right now
Speaker 3: at Ticketmaster. Kelly, thank you very much the story. Have
Speaker 3: a great weekend.
Speaker 14: Thank you very much, you too.
Speaker 3: Paul. Good morning, Good good morning, Paul. So what have
Speaker 3: you broken? Fro eights at breakages?
Speaker 10: I broke something beginning with h house.
Speaker 3: An entire house, crack open a coconut on the house?
Speaker 3: Were you?
Speaker 10: I was working for earth Moving, a demolition company on
Speaker 10: the gold case there and I'll send to this address
Speaker 10: to demolish a house. And when we got there, curtains
Speaker 10: were open. I looked through all the house to had
Speaker 10: furniture and rang the bos. They had a lot going on.
Speaker 10: I pretty much got blown off and said, yep, yep,
Speaker 10: you got the right address in a couple of days
Speaker 10: demolished in this house. And on the third day we
Speaker 10: just had a couple of hours in the morning. It
Speaker 10: all went out in massive semi trailer bin trucks and stuff.
Speaker 10: And on the third day, Well I was putting the
Speaker 10: machine back on the flight and this car rolled up
Speaker 10: and the boy standing there with his arms up in
Speaker 10: the air and his mouth open, goes, oh my god,
Speaker 10: where's my house? I said, what do you mean? This
Speaker 10: is on the demolition order. I got verification from the
Speaker 10: bosses the address, and he goes, this is my house.
Speaker 10: I did not put the demolition order. And I rang
Speaker 10: up the boss to go through your paperwork. He's gone, no, no, no,
Speaker 10: you got the right addresses. To go through your paperwork.
Speaker 10: I got an irate person in the same way demolished
Speaker 10: the wrong house. He back pedaled through his paperwork and
Speaker 10: the house was three doors down nice unbelievable. So they
Speaker 10: had to go to the tip and scram for all
Speaker 10: the stuff.
Speaker 3: And for condensed.
Speaker 10: Mill Well had all their family photos and all their
Speaker 10: personal belongings, and everything went went to the tip. And
Speaker 10: that that person the public viability insurance didn't quite cover
Speaker 10: that closing down, but he resurfaced under another business name.
Speaker 10: But after that demolition, I've resigned and went and worked
Speaker 10: for another company that's take.
Speaker 3: Us olf out that game, you know, one of those. Wow,
Speaker 3: this is an incredible story, Paul.
Speaker 12: Yeah, the whole house.
Speaker 10: I was on the isle of to prey. You ride
Speaker 10: in the right in the heart of the gold codes and.
Speaker 2: How much were they able to get from the bins
Speaker 2: and yet back into a house?
Speaker 10: They got some of it back because bugger all of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's not you didn't putting that half in
Speaker 3: the puff and I blow your house back together again.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's right. I went back to claim there. You
Speaker 10: wouldn't wouldn't even know there was a house on that blog.
Speaker 2: And you had an irate man on your hands.
Speaker 3: My favorite line, what's happened to my house? Pray none
Speaker 3: of us here ever get to say those words, what's.
Speaker 6: Happened to my.
Speaker 1: Christian? On show podcast.
Speaker 3: One of the means of things I learned about when
Speaker 3: I first moved here was about this long service thing
Speaker 3: where suddenly you can have an extraordinary amount of time
Speaker 3: off and uh, do you know, patsy Rio's off for
Speaker 3: the next six years. I'm aware it's only about nineteen years.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 2: Also, it feels like didn't you have to earn long
Speaker 2: service leave after like ten years? Here it feels like
Speaker 2: you came in three years ago.
Speaker 3: Suddenly you've taken a year out.
Speaker 18: I found a loophole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good luck to you. Well, so he leaves us,
Speaker 3: Patsy tomorrow about four weeks.
Speaker 4: I know, you know I've wracked it up, but I'm
Speaker 4: a team player, Rio, I sort of. I'm still on
Speaker 4: the show.
Speaker 18: You must have three years.
Speaker 3: Actually you could take the rest of your life off,
Speaker 3: which I could. How much? How much have you got?
Speaker 3: You must have a couple.
Speaker 4: Of months, a few months?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you going to take it?
Speaker 4: I'm not sure. They say to take it and not
Speaker 4: wait till you leave because the tax men will like
Speaker 4: chop through more.
Speaker 3: Someone's got their eye on the door. That's nice to
Speaker 3: a live show tonight, celebrating the journey so far.
Speaker 2: I also use this time to announce my retirement.
Speaker 3: Ever the pragmatist, perhaps the pragmatist Christian one eye on
Speaker 3: the door.
Speaker 4: I was waiting till tonight to wow, that.
Speaker 3: Is what a big show. And so you're going on
Speaker 3: on a mazing trip there, You're off to Europe.
Speaker 19: Yes, off to Europe for five weeks, and it'll be
Speaker 19: the first about us.
Speaker 3: By the way, in the middle of the dark, dark months,
Speaker 3: at the moment winter here in the trenches of breakfast war.
Speaker 3: You take five weeks.
Speaker 18: So funny how that timing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a big chunk of time at the end
Speaker 2: of the year where we're we're not here that it
Speaker 2: should have taken a big.
Speaker 3: Would you use that six week break? We have have
Speaker 3: an amazing time.
Speaker 18: Thank you, thank you. I hope I Will.
Speaker 19: I'm starting to get a little bit nervous because it's
Speaker 19: the first ever trip really of any kind that I've
Speaker 19: done with my boyfriend Will, and we're sort of biting
Speaker 19: off a big one Europe.
Speaker 18: He's going to be with me for three weeks.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is a test test of any relationship going
Speaker 3: on like a big holiday together.
Speaker 2: And you don't live together. You're in each other's faces
Speaker 2: every day.
Speaker 3: God of course.
Speaker 18: Yes, we're not battle hardened, hardened at all. And just
Speaker 18: was it?
Speaker 19: Two nights ago We had a fight at about two
Speaker 19: am because Will woke up.
Speaker 18: From a dream that I punched his dad in the throat.
Speaker 18: Why did you do that.
Speaker 3: Throat punch? Throat punch. You're an NRL fan A throat punch.
Speaker 18: He woke me up and he said, I can't go
Speaker 18: the throat the throat. I love his dad.
Speaker 19: I love Chuck, And he said, would call Chunk, it's Charlie,
Speaker 19: but I go with Chuck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is it? King Chuck? And I think suddenly
Speaker 3: more of us want to be part of that commonwealth.
Speaker 19: And he said, I cannot go back to sleep until
Speaker 19: I hear you say that you would never.
Speaker 4: Do that, Oh my god.
Speaker 19: And I'm like, that is crazy, Like I wouldn't never.
Speaker 19: I was never going to punch your dad. I'm not
Speaker 19: gonna do you this.
Speaker 3: You've done that, had a dream once, and you've been
Speaker 3: finny with Chris. Sarah wants to have this dream that
Speaker 3: I was having a sex with a headless woman and
Speaker 3: not making that right. For a couple days after that,
Speaker 3: she was official around me because she said, well, I
Speaker 3: must have had that dream for some reason. Dreams are
Speaker 3: just randomness. And your your head is next to mine
Speaker 3: by osmos, you're obviously thinking about something. Is there someone
Speaker 3: new at work? Well, headless lady might have brought that up.
Speaker 3: You won't believe who gold have heired a headless lady.
Speaker 3: But she's kind of hot like Amberlin anyway, So you
Speaker 3: and Will, you're now worried about.
Speaker 19: If we can't get through a night of sleeping without
Speaker 19: having some bloody dream about you have to.
Speaker 3: Pay, you're going to have bust ups because you just
Speaker 3: got too much time together.
Speaker 18: Yeah, exactly, And we're on top of each other and.
Speaker 19: We we haven't had many big fights either.
Speaker 4: Ready for that building out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to Did you ever meet my old
Speaker 3: producer had in the UK? He's from Melbourne and then
Speaker 3: he came here tout launched the show Nick Nick, him
Speaker 3: and his partner Aren't Caine. They went away for their
Speaker 3: first holiday together and they had like a drunken night
Speaker 3: out and then they had like a bus stop because
Speaker 3: he's been spending too much time again. That ended an
Speaker 3: actual fist fight that they had to be separated in
Speaker 3: the middle of the streets.
Speaker 4: Imagine Nick throwing.
Speaker 3: Very very surprised. But I said, I thought you guys
Speaker 3: are better than us more compasion were still were.
Speaker 4: I don't want to see any headlines from the UK.
Speaker 2: Wrong as boyfriend punches man's dad.
Speaker 3: All right, so have you are we helping people by
Speaker 3: helping you out, but actually by asking for stories of
Speaker 3: breakups on holiday? Has anyone ever broken up on holiday?
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast talk him out?
Speaker 3: Who you've broken up with somebody on holiday? Listen? Chrits
Speaker 3: Is just texted the show. My cousin came back two
Speaker 3: weeks early into his four weeky moon alone.
Speaker 4: Oh that's freaky.
Speaker 3: That is tough having this this. Have you guys ever
Speaker 3: been away on a big holiday with another couple. It's
Speaker 3: a big step. It's one thing to go away for
Speaker 3: a weekend or all that, but it's a big step.
Speaker 3: So about twenty years ago, we went away with some friends,
Speaker 3: right and it was like a big decision for Sara
Speaker 3: and whether or not we're going to do it. It
Speaker 3: was the first time we were ever going to go
Speaker 3: to America, so we're going with another couple when it
Speaker 3: was going to be like a big three week break.
Speaker 3: Money was really tight then, so we'd saved up for
Speaker 3: a long time. This trip meant a lot. Anyway, first
Speaker 3: night there we land in New York. They'd been kind
Speaker 3: of frosty on the flight out there from the UK,
Speaker 3: and you know, when you do, they've either had a
Speaker 3: big argument and they've not met it, okay, but there's
Speaker 3: something going on with those two. We say good night
Speaker 3: because we land about sort of nine o'clock even We
Speaker 3: get this cheap hotel just off Times Square, and then
Speaker 3: suddenly about midnight, that's a knock at the door. It's
Speaker 3: the wife of the couple we've gone where. She's in tears. She's, oh,
Speaker 3: you know, he's just gone a he's just gone awol.
Speaker 3: He's gone off out into New York in the evening
Speaker 3: at midnight, and turns out that they he didn't want
Speaker 3: to come on the trip. He wants they want he
Speaker 3: wants to break up. She begged him to go on
Speaker 3: the trip, and she was hoping coming on holiday with
Speaker 3: us with somehow bring them back together.
Speaker 2: Agains the bright lights.
Speaker 3: Then I was sent out onto the streets of I
Speaker 3: don't know if you hear them Intertimes Square. It's a
Speaker 3: sketchy place in the afternoon. At midnight, the zombies come out,
Speaker 3: and I'm wandering around into sports bars looking for my
Speaker 3: friend who's gone a well. I find it an hour later,
Speaker 3: just chatting to strangers in a sports bar. I sit
Speaker 3: down and you know, you know, straight away, I just
Speaker 3: sat down, ordered the beer and I went, it's over.
Speaker 3: You know what mena lights sometimes he goes straight, he
Speaker 3: goes yep. I go, we've got to We've got to
Speaker 3: break this hollid out.
Speaker 2: Not even actually day one, it stays there.
Speaker 3: So we stayed in the park for another three hours.
Speaker 3: I get back. I'm in trouble now because I was
Speaker 3: meant to bring him back. And then my wife said, so,
Speaker 3: what what's the outcome?
Speaker 8: I went, oh, I've told heim should he should leave?
Speaker 3: She's like, what that that is not for you to
Speaker 3: say that. We can't lie to the guys.
Speaker 2: You want to be in every lunch, dinner, breakfast while
Speaker 2: they're trying to work it out.
Speaker 3: It's so he just said to me that this this beers.
Speaker 3: We just happen last He needs more that you don't
Speaker 3: have to alight. Let's go to Milli here. Good morning, Millie,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning Millie. So where did you break
Speaker 3: up with somebody?
Speaker 20: Oh?
Speaker 15: So it wasn't moneymon, but it was a New Years
Speaker 15: festival and we went away for a couple of days
Speaker 15: and just I feels like everyone else just wasn't feeling
Speaker 15: it and needed to needed to let it out. It
Speaker 15: was a couple of hours before the new chick and
Speaker 15: told him that I couldn't do it anymore.
Speaker 3: And then signs like a real buzzer.
Speaker 2: Bean, it doesn't person.
Speaker 3: Out with the old in with the new year. So
Speaker 3: what part do you even do you break up near
Speaker 3: the end of it? Well, then did you break up
Speaker 3: and then have to spend the news eve together?
Speaker 15: What was a couple of hours before New Year? We
Speaker 15: had a chat and like, I, yeah, just told him
Speaker 15: I'm so sorry, I can't do it anymore. But he
Speaker 15: stuck around. We didn't. We found different friends to hang
Speaker 15: out with, but yeah, I had to see each other
Speaker 15: in the morning and pack up the tent and then I.
Speaker 3: Didn't know about the tent. Oh dear, awkward things to
Speaker 3: pack up in the best of times and tell me this, Millie.
Speaker 3: You didn't use the phrase I'm just not feeling it anymore,
Speaker 3: did you?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 3: That's vague.
Speaker 2: When resolution he said about that.
Speaker 3: Many Thank you very much, your story mate. Have a
Speaker 3: great weekend.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: So tonight we're doing a live show together me, Jack
Speaker 3: and Patsy and you guys at the brilliant Yarraville Club.
Speaker 3: Here's the wordy love god coming.
Speaker 4: Yes, get in, he is locked in.
Speaker 3: He's in the house. The Yankee coming down.
Speaker 2: Yankee's coming and my mamah, awesome, Tell my wife is coming.
Speaker 3: She goes to me, yesterday, Sometimes when my wife comes
Speaker 3: into my little home office, you know, I've got something
Speaker 3: up on screen and it can look a bit random
Speaker 3: on our digital nature of what we talk about in
Speaker 3: the radio. Wellfe came and she said, what the hell
Speaker 3: is that? And I went, oh, that's for tonight's live show.
Speaker 3: It was a picture. It was admittedly a picture of
Speaker 3: a crocodile with a very big tummy banana. And I said,
Speaker 3: if you still want to come tonight, She goes, yo,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm gonna have to get my hair blowed.
Speaker 3: Right then, my wife said to me, what are you wearing? Went,
Speaker 3: I've got what a strange question? I literally have no.
Speaker 3: I don't know. A black T shirt, jeans, something I'm
Speaker 3: always wearing. That's what I'll be wearing. Why would I
Speaker 3: have any Right now, I'm busy. You can see with
Speaker 3: this crocodile giant fallas, I've got important matters on my
Speaker 3: hand for the live show tomight.
Speaker 2: Black T shirt. People think you're part of the crew
Speaker 2: to speaking.
Speaker 3: All right, so do you want to come and join
Speaker 3: us tonight? It's coming be sold out, but we have
Speaker 3: three four double passes and obviously if you if I'm
Speaker 3: looking at crocodiles with that, you know it's going to
Speaker 3: be a great night, guaranteed, locked in. It's going to Tracy.
Speaker 3: First of all, Come on in, Tracy.
Speaker 10: Christian, How are you?
Speaker 3: Tracy? I'm excited. Are you going to come and hang
Speaker 3: out with us tonight?
Speaker 12: I hope.
Speaker 16: Well, it's my mad Irish girlfriend's birthday. I share birthday
Speaker 16: through the week and we're going out somewhere random to dinner,
Speaker 16: but we'd love to come to your show.
Speaker 3: Come along with your mad Irish girlfriend. Come along.
Speaker 16: You're asking for trouble.
Speaker 3: Now, Tracy. She does she listen to the show? Or
Speaker 3: is it gonna be one of those where you're the
Speaker 3: fan and she's name.
Speaker 16: Well, look, I'm not going to concern but I'm saying
Speaker 16: that you know, she's our age group, so yes, I'm
Speaker 16: han't was sent sure she listens to the show.
Speaker 3: I'm the guy. If you're our age group, I'm your guy.
Speaker 3: I'm all right, Tracy, we see you there, come on down,
Speaker 3: We see you there, wonderful, Thank you so much, pleasure.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Martin. See that. Martin, come oninge, Christian,
Speaker 3: here are you. We're going Martin, your fancy coming out
Speaker 3: tonight with us.
Speaker 6: Where else would you want to be on a Friday
Speaker 6: night but celebrate with you guys.
Speaker 3: Oh bless you. Martin. Come along, are you're going to
Speaker 3: bring me?
Speaker 6: Uh huh, organize for our daughters to be booked after
Speaker 6: and we'll come on there. And we're being listening to
Speaker 6: this in study one man. You just want to congratulate
Speaker 6: you all on a great family friendly show as well.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll be chasing you guys first of all. But Martin,
Speaker 3: come on down.
Speaker 2: Well that crocodile came around at the wrong time for.
Speaker 3: Martin. We see there.
Speaker 6: Look forward to it.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Dean, Good morning.
Speaker 12: Good morning Christian.
Speaker 10: I'm willing to ditch my kids, all right.
Speaker 3: Jean, coming down. We'll see you there tonight, mate, look
Speaker 3: forward to it. Thank you, my pleasure. If you are
Speaker 3: coming down tonight and spending night with us, thank you
Speaker 3: very much. You're looking forward to seeing you later on tonight.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Quest you know, Carl's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Your parents, your folks have the Good Room. That's that
Speaker 3: sort of sacred secret room, heavily guarded that you were
Speaker 3: not allowed to go in. It had like nice furniture
Speaker 3: in there. It had like a nest of occasionals, had
Speaker 3: Doiley's coasters, all that kind of stuff. Did you have
Speaker 3: the Good Room? Yes?
Speaker 2: Ours was like something out of history. You walk in
Speaker 2: there and you could think you're in the nineteen twenties
Speaker 2: or thirties because all it had is it had one
Speaker 2: of those old singer sewing machines in there.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Then the bedspread was just like old people's bedspread with flowers,
Speaker 2: huge heavy curtains, and then my mum had this creepy
Speaker 2: oh my.
Speaker 3: God, the heavy curtains you're right, drapes they used to
Speaker 3: call them. They were just pulling them was like a workout.
Speaker 2: Yeah if you touch them, like a plume of spoke
Speaker 2: wul coming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very very heavy curtains. Yeah, that's remember.
Speaker 2: And then my mum had in the cupboar of the
Speaker 2: Good room this creepy doll that we that actually kept
Speaker 2: us away from the Good Room because we didn't want
Speaker 2: to see her. She was the size of a child.
Speaker 3: It was like elf on the shelf, but permanent there
Speaker 3: all year round.
Speaker 2: And she would she was lying sideways on the shelf
Speaker 2: and her glassy eyes would look at you. She still
Speaker 2: gives me creeps thinking about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those glassy eyes or those old school dolls. Did
Speaker 3: your parents have one?
Speaker 4: Yeah, my parents had a drinks trolley in ours with
Speaker 4: the crystal decanters.
Speaker 3: Our kid now every cool, I know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we had that, and they had port I think
Speaker 4: in it, and we weren't allowed to go near it,
Speaker 4: but I think my brothers might have, you know, helped themselves.
Speaker 3: Going in there was about the edgest thing you could
Speaker 3: do as a kid. You felt like, even though like
Speaker 3: sort of hidden cameras hadn't been invented, you felt that
Speaker 3: they somehow could have an eye or presence, or they
Speaker 3: knew what was going on. Count and sentences about the
Speaker 3: good room. Christian our friends had a good room. Weren't
Speaker 3: allowed in there. You could only view it through the
Speaker 3: double doors from the hallway, but do not touch. We
Speaker 3: decided to sneak in there once. When her mum returned
Speaker 3: from the shop, she asked if if we'd been in there,
Speaker 3: we hadn't touched anything. We were silent. It turned out
Speaker 3: that she knew because she vacuumed. I love this. She
Speaker 3: vacuumed the carpet part in a certain way, and by
Speaker 3: walking across it, we had left tracks. It's like a tracker,
Speaker 3: you know, three men on horseback going out west. That
Speaker 3: is It's like a groundsman, isn't it. The g would
Speaker 3: know if you've been on that sacred turf. All right?
Speaker 3: So there were certain rules with the good room when
Speaker 3: you were allowed there, when you weren't in there? Around there,
Speaker 3: what drinks or whether you allowed food in there? What
Speaker 3: else were the things that were always in like that
Speaker 3: Jacks about the heavy curtains. What were the things that
Speaker 3: were always in good rooms?
Speaker 1: But Christian no Connall show podcast.
Speaker 3: With a good room at home, Christian, My grandparents still
Speaker 3: have a good room. Shagpile, phaux bricks, paux bricks. I
Speaker 3: was at fake sort of wallpaper embossed fate bricks. Plastic
Speaker 3: on the furniture. That was the other thing. They had,
Speaker 3: the plastic on the furniture. No one's ever allowed in there,
Speaker 3: even when my pop had a heart attack. This is
Speaker 3: amazing thing, not about him having a heart attacked. Sorry, pop
Speaker 3: had a heart attack. Pam and it's got there. They
Speaker 3: had to go through the hallway. They're about to make
Speaker 3: it through the good room. My dad yelled out, even
Speaker 3: though he's having a heart attack, A stone up that
Speaker 3: bad don't mess up the carpet. That's a good room.
Speaker 3: The last thing I need on top of this heart
Speaker 3: attack is you messing up the good room. Let's go
Speaker 3: to Josie. Good morning, Josie, good morning.
Speaker 5: How are you guys?
Speaker 3: We're good? Thanks to cool the show tell us about
Speaker 3: the good room.
Speaker 5: Well, when I was growing up, we had a very
Speaker 5: good room. We never went in it only if visitors came.
Speaker 5: We were very scared. We never went in it at all.
Speaker 5: I had a beautiful TV with the record player on
Speaker 5: the side, had a glass table with a glass ash tray.
Speaker 5: Everything was kind of glass in their glass of Aramis.
Speaker 5: They had carpet, carpet in there. They only had a
Speaker 5: room with carpet in the house, beautiful lamp shade, beautiful
Speaker 5: curtains that very velvet curtains, and we were We had
Speaker 5: another room which we played in and had a little TV.
Speaker 5: We always wanted to watch the good TV. We were
Speaker 5: never allowed and we were always too scared to go
Speaker 5: in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like that rain of terror. Even in absence,
Speaker 3: there was fear about going in that room. And the
Speaker 3: stuff in it never got used, did it.
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: I think it might have got used maybe once once
Speaker 5: every six months when we had visitors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it was like the good sort of
Speaker 3: crockery coming out and stuff like that, the decent plates
Speaker 3: and stuff like.
Speaker 5: That, the Italian Italian captains.
Speaker 3: Not those mugs and get the good ones out. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: we always use Yeah, Josie, that's a great one. Thank
Speaker 3: you very much for your story. And you have a
Speaker 3: nice weekend, you too, Thank you.
Speaker 2: What did she love?
Speaker 3: Five years? Five years? Patsy's already retiring. Tonight live on stage,
Speaker 3: we said goodbye to the old girl.
Speaker 4: My last to run.
Speaker 3: Oh girl knew she was listening. Uh sometimes you know
Speaker 3: who she is. In the last half an hour, mentally
Speaker 3: checks out, knocks out our fate, news at the park
Speaker 3: and ands like straight onto sen dot com.
Speaker 4: Do some shopping, yeah and t cat and we're live.
Speaker 3: Sponsored by s Steph goome on. That's still one. Thank you, Jane,
Speaker 3: Steph good morning. Hello, come on, how are you Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah we're good? Yeah, yeah, going great now Steph the
Speaker 3: good room.
Speaker 20: Yes, so my dad is one of eight, and all
Speaker 20: my aunties and uncles have a good room that we're
Speaker 20: actually not allowed to go in. I'm twenty three, and
Speaker 20: I've never been in one in my life.
Speaker 3: Even as an adult.
Speaker 20: Even as an adult, I will tell you.
Speaker 3: When it's time. You know you're not ready yet, join
Speaker 3: you three, No.
Speaker 20: Not ready yet. So, for instance, all my aunties and
Speaker 20: uncles I have couches in there that have plastif on
Speaker 20: them wine glasses. The only ever time that I stood
Speaker 20: on the corner of one was when my aunt get
Speaker 20: her wedding photos to show us.
Speaker 2: You stand outside the room.
Speaker 20: I'll I have never never been in one. Even when
Speaker 20: it was my cousin's wedding, we all went over to
Speaker 20: the house beforehand. We none of us were even allowed
Speaker 20: to go in the special room. We were all stuck.
Speaker 20: And could you imagine all my armies and uncles, one
Speaker 20: of eight, all my cousins stuck in one room because
Speaker 20: we couldn't spread out of the house.
Speaker 3: I can't crammed in there, moved down in the room.
Speaker 20: You could not move at all. But this day I'm
Speaker 20: not allowed to go in one.
Speaker 3: Dad also that fake fruit bowl oh yes.
Speaker 6: The.
Speaker 20: Glasses fancy wines and we're not. And it's funny enough
Speaker 20: that my dad is the youngest and we're the own
Speaker 20: only one who doesn't have a room lock up.
Speaker 3: It's a different era. Steph, thank you very much, you
Speaker 3: cool Matt, have a lovely Weekend's.
Speaker 20: Okay, congratulations on a thousand shows as well.
Speaker 3: We're not there. Yeah, perhaps he's leaving tonight. She seeing
Speaker 3: what's coming up?
Speaker 1: Well, Christian know Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: I have not saved the best to the end of
Speaker 3: the week of my finest work for the day's time waster?
Speaker 3: Are yours? Are you happy with yours? Mine are not great?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: Lukewarm?
Speaker 3: All right? So what we're doing then the Matilda's run
Speaker 3: continues tomorrow night, and so we want to get behind
Speaker 3: the Matildas. We're asking you to try and predict the headlines.
Speaker 3: So taking on Sweden tomorrow night, we're asking trying and
Speaker 3: predict the headlines when they beat the Swedes and take
Speaker 3: the third place in the Women's World Cup final, which
Speaker 3: is still an amazing achievement. So the back in action
Speaker 3: tomorrow night, six pm, make sure we get behind them.
Speaker 3: So we're looking for your headlines for when they beat
Speaker 3: the Swedes tomorrow night. Now the team have found some
Speaker 3: Swedish facts to get us in the mood. Now these
Speaker 3: are facts. I didn't say they're entertaining or fun facts,
Speaker 3: but they are one hundred percent factoids. Number one, they
Speaker 3: recycle nineteen nighthawk. They recycle ninety nine percent of their
Speaker 3: locally produced waste. That apparently should be the first one
Speaker 3: I do. Hit them with a good one first. You know,
Speaker 3: it's like a cham from a fighter at the opening
Speaker 3: bell bang suddenly like more is he? Number two? Follow up?
Speaker 3: Swedish children only eat sweet song Saturdays.
Speaker 4: Oh that's not true.
Speaker 3: Number three any ikea was from there? I had no idea. Yeah,
Speaker 3: of course it is. We are well at four. Sweets
Speaker 3: are terrifying of badgers. Do you remember the Danish facts
Speaker 3: are producing klan gainess where there are no pigs. Very
Speaker 3: quickly we turned out they're in the top five countries
Speaker 3: and most pigs in any country. There's more pigs than people.
Speaker 3: Sweet that's what they should do tonight tomorrow night to
Speaker 3: unsettle them. If you go into the game, don't worry
Speaker 3: about taking the legal flares, take some banchers and uh
Speaker 3: here we go at number five. We're pulling up early
Speaker 3: Aba from there as well. All right, so let's go
Speaker 3: to sunday's headlines as Matilda's smash the Sweets to take
Speaker 3: third place in the Women's World Cup. What will the
Speaker 3: headlines be?
Speaker 2: What will they be?
Speaker 3: Christian Swede dreams are made of this. That's good Gold
Speaker 3: Swede nightmares are made of this. Actually, d I y
Speaker 3: another day? Do I y another day?
Speaker 2: Silver?
Speaker 3: Flat pack your bags? Gold Swedish made into meatballs, silver
Speaker 3: bush beyond again Matilda's silvera absolutely fabulous.
Speaker 1: Gold.
Speaker 3: All right, jacket waard, what have you got?
Speaker 2: Sweden't have no Ikea? What hit them? Sweden should have
Speaker 2: spent less time with meat balls and more time with
Speaker 2: soccer balls.
Speaker 3: It's a big one again the pat More footy banners.
Speaker 2: But silver and Australia sends Sweden to the Abbatoire.
Speaker 3: Now no, no, that's gold plus very good. Okay, what
Speaker 3: are your headlines? Text them in Oh four seventy five
Speaker 3: three one O four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're asking you to put it the headlines Sunday's papers.
Speaker 3: What are they going to say about the Matilda's smashing
Speaker 3: the Swedes? Tomorrow night in the Women's World Cup. All right,
Speaker 3: let's see what the headlines are going to say. Swedes
Speaker 3: turned into turnips by Matilda's silver. Sweden has no ikea
Speaker 3: against the Matilda's.
Speaker 2: Very reminiscent one.
Speaker 3: Did I throwback reminiscence Matilda's flat pat Swedes silver? Matilda
Speaker 3: sends sweets flat packing. Okay, gold. A lot of those
Speaker 3: Matildas make Swiss cheese out of Sweden's defense.
Speaker 2: You have it, not Swedish cheese, Silva.
Speaker 3: Waltzing, Fernando out of there.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, Fernando, the Abba song piece and all together bronze.
Speaker 3: It's two different Abba songs as well, isn't it? Pack
Speaker 3: your bags, go stock home, Go stock home?
Speaker 2: Gold?
Speaker 3: What's that from Savannah? Well done, mamma. Mi are Sweden
Speaker 3: lose again? Yes?
Speaker 2: At first thought that sounds Italian.
Speaker 3: I think it was my accent. For some reason, I
Speaker 3: quite know how to do the Swiss one without sounding
Speaker 3: bad or getting canceled. Gold. Matildas do Sweden Abba Dabba?
Speaker 2: Don't silva.
Speaker 3: Too easy? Swiss cheesy? Again? We're talking about Sweden. I mean,
Speaker 3: I know the world knowledge isn't amazing here when it
Speaker 3: comes to things outside of Australia.
Speaker 2: Bronz.
Speaker 3: It's not Inger from Sweden, it's Sam Kerr from Australia.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, do we have to give him the prize
Speaker 2: away today?
Speaker 3: No, we don't. We could roll it over deal Mar
Speaker 3: won't mind Sweden sour pork chops. That doesn't make any sense. Sweden,
Speaker 3: Sweden caught meat bawling after Matilda's send them flat packing.
Speaker 3: Now that's a gold plus. That is outstanding. I don't
Speaker 3: even understand it, but it's so good. It's going to
Speaker 3: take us until Thursday. Do want to standing next week? Gold? Ossies,
Speaker 3: do the deed and smash the Swede gold? What James
Speaker 3: Sweden failed to find? Alan key to winning again? Right
Speaker 3: on Glenn Swedes wish they'd never been beyorn Adam and
Speaker 3: Cobo very good sweeze dessembled just like their furniture. Silver
Speaker 3: Matilda's third in the world cup Abba Dabadoo Silver puff
Speaker 3: Weed Lego third place to Matilda's bronze. Okay, who is
Speaker 3: winning the deal? Marty for three months for the office.
Speaker 2: Let's give it to Swede. Wish they'd never been porn.
Speaker 3: Adam on Adam last song for us this morning.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Talking about Matildas. Then on Monday, for every goal you
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