1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:00,360 Speaker 1: Gold. 2 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,080 Speaker 2: Hello there, it's jonesy demand of driving you home. It's 3 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:07,200 Speaker 2: with great sadness. Chuck Norris passed away a big part 4 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,959 Speaker 2: of my life as a kid. He was he What 5 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:14,319 Speaker 2: did he come? I wasn't I really came. He came 6 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:18,320 Speaker 2: to the four for me In the movie Lone Wolf mcquad, Who. 7 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:18,560 Speaker 3: Was he in? 8 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,880 Speaker 2: That's the story? Oh well, let's just let the trailer 9 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 2: do the talkie. 10 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:27,160 Speaker 3: When you're the best, you do things with style. JJ 11 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:33,160 Speaker 3: mcquad is the best. He's a lone wolf law man 12 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:34,680 Speaker 3: in the Lone Star State. 13 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 2: Looks like somebody doesn't like you, mclead. 14 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:50,280 Speaker 1: Is it a romance? 15 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 3: Lone Wolf mccuad, starring Chuck Norris, David Kardine, Barbara Carrero, 16 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 3: bo Leon, Isaac Kennedy. 17 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, so he played he plays a road I haven't 18 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:07,760 Speaker 2: edited that. That's the trailer. But this I saw that 19 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,920 Speaker 2: in I don't know the eighties, and I thought it 20 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 2: was the greatest thing in the world, the precursor to 21 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:17,560 Speaker 2: Texas Walker. But he's JJ McQuaid, he's Loube Wolf mcqueed. 22 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,400 Speaker 1: What are these kind of tongue in cheek? 23 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:27,920 Speaker 2: No, No, that's se just stop stop talking. Stop My 24 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:31,920 Speaker 2: favorite scene in the movie is David Carodine is the 25 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 2: Baddy and he gets JJ McQuaid. JJ mcquad has this 26 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 2: get out of town Ford Bronco with a massive supercharger 27 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 2: that the baddies dig a giant grave. They push JJ 28 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 2: and his truck into the ground under the earth, and 29 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:51,600 Speaker 2: then all of the what's his name Carodene flies off 30 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 2: in the helicopter. He thinks the job's done, and all 31 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 2: the Goonshi goons are standing around having beers, celebrating that 32 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 2: he's gone, and then one of JJ a mcclad's wolf 33 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,400 Speaker 2: pack comes along trying to save him. At that moment, 34 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 2: JJ McQuaid cracks a beer in the buried broncho and 35 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 2: fires up the supercharger and this is on the surface. 36 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 2: There pow pow pal shooting. There's JJ and out of 37 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:27,079 Speaker 2: the ground comes out some time. Damn it, don't tie 38 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,919 Speaker 2: me out, don't die man, you beer, Get me a beer, kid, 39 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:33,560 Speaker 2: And then he goes and reeks, havoc. How did he 40 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,240 Speaker 2: get his car from underground out? 41 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 3: It was a vie. 42 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:41,200 Speaker 2: It's super chudged broncho. Excuse me, chut, well, waste my time. 43 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:46,079 Speaker 1: If you're hankering for some Chuck Norris memes, let's do it. 44 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,240 Speaker 1: Chuck Norris once missed two days of school. Those two 45 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:52,640 Speaker 1: days are now called the weekend. When Chuck Norris turned eighteen, 46 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 1: his parents moved out. Chuck Norris once pissed in the 47 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 1: fuel tank of a semi truck as a joke. That 48 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:00,640 Speaker 1: truck is now known as Optimus Prime. Chuck Norris can 49 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 1: divide by zero. Chuck Norris has a bear rug on 50 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,400 Speaker 1: his lounge floor. The bear is still alive, it is 51 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 1: just afraid to move. Chuck Norris once made a happy 52 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,360 Speaker 1: meal cry. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides 53 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:14,239 Speaker 1: what time it is. Chuck Norris built Rome in one day. 54 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 1: Sharks have to get in a cage to swim with 55 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:19,959 Speaker 1: Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. 56 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 1: His vehicles run on fear guns. Sleep with Chuck Norris 57 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: under their pillow. Some kids pee their name in the snow. 58 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,640 Speaker 1: Chuck Norris can pe his name into concrete. Chuck Norris 59 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 1: once had a heart attack. His heart lost. When Chuck 60 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 1: Norris goes to your house to visit you, you're the guest. 61 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:38,040 Speaker 1: Chuck Norris wears glasses so that his eyes won't hurt 62 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 1: the sun. Time waits for no man unless that man 63 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 1: is Chuck Norris. 64 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:46,160 Speaker 2: Hey didn't die, Heaven just needed more security. Well, alripaid, 65 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 2: Chuck Norris. Dirize that maybe lie move from quiet. 66 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 1: Okay, I'll write it on an eggshell and keep it 67 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 1: safe