Speaker 1: The pickup Laura and come on in Allo.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Monday afternoon, Fresh as a daisy.
Speaker 1: How we're feeling fantastic?
Speaker 3: Did you guys see all that Taylor Swift stuff over
Speaker 3: the weekend, every one of the movies watching the airs
Speaker 3: tour in the cinemas?
Speaker 4: Do you know what I think? Considering how much buzz
Speaker 4: there has been around her Air's tour, to think that
Speaker 4: now she's taken over the film industry as well one
Speaker 4: hundred million dollars, it's just insane.
Speaker 1: And how much she grossed in the opening week other.
Speaker 4: Weekend, just this opening weekend has grossed and it's going
Speaker 4: to be setting all new records.
Speaker 1: That's so good. Do you think that she, like us,
Speaker 1: ever checks her bank account?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: Does she she?
Speaker 3: But would she get her friends if she went out
Speaker 3: to dinner with the gals Gigi did and go mez whatever?
Speaker 3: Would she get them to BSB like in a count
Speaker 3: number for lunch for a ten.
Speaker 4: Dollars they can everyone pay for their partner. I'm pretty
Speaker 4: sure that she's shouting lunch for people because that's Taylor's Sift,
Speaker 4: that's what she would do.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: Actually, I read an article the other day I think
Speaker 2: she keeps good friends, and I think a lot of
Speaker 2: her friends don't expect her to do it all the time.
Speaker 2: So I read an article that like ten of them
Speaker 2: went out together and Blake Lively picked up the bill Wow,
Speaker 2: which I think is nice because it's pretty shitty to
Speaker 2: always just expect someone because they have more money to
Speaker 2: get everything.
Speaker 4: Yes, but Blake Lively is also completely minted. But anyway,
Speaker 4: this was one hundred million in the US box office
Speaker 4: over the weekend, and it's set to overtake movies like
Speaker 4: Barbie and Openheimer and all the rest of them. It's
Speaker 4: gonna fully set new records. I don't wait to see her.
Speaker 4: I love her.
Speaker 3: I'm a safety a cookbook out before we know it.
Speaker 3: She's just doing absolutely everything.
Speaker 4: I'm just waiting for the tailor Swift only fans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would never happen.
Speaker 4: You're gonna be waiting a long time.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: Look, there was an article that came out yesterday on
Speaker 2: Me on Myself.
Speaker 1: Taylor to Brittany Hockley. That's the natural tree.
Speaker 2: Beating of yeh icons, not the same bank balance. No, guys,
Speaker 2: I'm mad. I'm really mad, and I don't get mad often,
Speaker 2: and you're about to see me with smoke coming.
Speaker 1: Out of my ears. All right, Brittany's mad. We'll get
Speaker 1: to that next to the pickup.
Speaker 2: Now, guys, I don't usually get mad, and I want
Speaker 2: to preface this conversation with that. But this weekend, yesterday today,
Speaker 2: I was mad. Something really ticks me off and it
Speaker 2: was an article that was written. So over the weekend
Speaker 2: we all went to the ACCRA Awards, which is like
Speaker 2: the Logis for radio, the Oscars for radio. So anyone
Speaker 2: in literally anyone involved in any aspect of radio across
Speaker 2: the entire country get together for this big celebration.
Speaker 4: It was one hundred years Laura.
Speaker 2: You were up for an award for the Best New
Speaker 2: Radio Talent, So were you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I was up for the awards, so we were against
Speaker 4: each other.
Speaker 5: I was nominated for best Hairline, Best But it's the
Speaker 5: radio night of night, and for you and I to
Speaker 5: be up for an award as amazing as like best
Speaker 5: New Talent in Radio, it's just I was chucked the nomination.
Speaker 4: There's like no expectations, but like, wow, that's a really
Speaker 4: cool thing.
Speaker 2: There were only two articles written on the Daily Mail,
Speaker 2: which is the meetia that everyone.
Speaker 4: Goes to, right unfortunately.
Speaker 2: But there are only two articles written about the entire event.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying about me and about anyone, but about
Speaker 2: the entire across event. And one of them was Jackie O.
Speaker 2: Henderson as in Kyle and Jackie O. Jackie OH Henderson
Speaker 2: shows off her.
Speaker 4: Weight loss as she leads celebrity arrivals. So I mean
Speaker 4: she's the.
Speaker 2: Most she has won the most awards in radio out
Speaker 2: of anyone ever. She's one of the best radio hosts ever.
Speaker 2: But the only comment was her weight loss.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's this idea that like her weight loss is
Speaker 4: her biggest achievement because it seems to just be the
Speaker 4: number one thing that is mentioned in every article at
Speaker 4: the moment. It's also the.
Speaker 2: Way they say it. She shows off her weight loss. Nope,
Speaker 2: she just was there.
Speaker 5: She was just talking at the venue with her daughter.
Speaker 1: Of all people, she literally just walked in with her daughter.
Speaker 2: Now, the article the second articles about myself now are
Speaker 2: both written by the same journalist. I want to say that,
Speaker 2: and it is a female. The article for me has
Speaker 2: the headline Brittany Hockley risks a wardrobe malfunction in extremely
Speaker 2: revealing frock at the thirty.
Speaker 4: Fourth at CRA Awards.
Speaker 2: Now, just in like the first little paragraph, I just
Speaker 2: want to read you some highlights. This mentioned nothing about
Speaker 2: any of my career or what I'm doing, which if
Speaker 2: you're gonna write an article, I would love it to
Speaker 2: be about that because we work hard. Nothing about the
Speaker 2: fact that we're up phenominations, Laura. This is some of
Speaker 2: the highlighted things in the article. Brittany went to daring
Speaker 2: lengths to stand out in a very revealing frock that
Speaker 2: left little to the imagination.
Speaker 4: She risked a wardrobe malfunction as she flashed the flesh.
Speaker 2: She left little to the imagination and put her ample
Speaker 2: bust on display and clinging her dress close to her physique.
Speaker 2: Laura put a little less skin on display, but still
Speaker 2: insured her trim pins were highlighted in the frock's.
Speaker 4: Thigh high split.
Speaker 1: That is CPI.
Speaker 4: That is literally the article.
Speaker 2: Now, firstly, it's un unbelievable that that is newsworthy.
Speaker 4: I mean I think that that's a number one thing,
Speaker 4: but totally britt I mean I saw this and I
Speaker 4: was mad for you, So I can only imagine how
Speaker 4: mad you felt waking up the next day. And the
Speaker 4: most the center of attention from the night was you
Speaker 4: having cleavage one hundred percent?
Speaker 2: And it's a beautiful dress that I absolutely loved. It's
Speaker 2: a floor length gown. I have breasts, and I have
Speaker 2: a butt, and I'm curvy, so anything I wear is
Speaker 2: going to fit my body. I can't hide that I
Speaker 2: have breast and I shouldn't have to hide that I
Speaker 2: have breasts now normally, And I don't know what this
Speaker 2: says about my internalized sexism, but normally I would see
Speaker 2: these articles because they're every second day, right, this isn't
Speaker 2: a one off, and I would scroll past it and
Speaker 2: be like, that's disappointing. They didn't mention anything about maccolades
Speaker 2: or nominations or work, and I would scroll on. The
Speaker 2: reason this one stuck with me is my partner Ben,
Speaker 2: who lives on the other side of the world. We're
Speaker 2: on different time zones, so if there's a big event
Speaker 2: like this, he'll often google me just to see what
Speaker 2: had happened.
Speaker 4: So he'll google us. Oh, I wonder how Britt went
Speaker 4: at the awards. He wanted to find out whether you
Speaker 4: won or how are we were? He did, Yeah, exactly
Speaker 4: how you did, how I did? What happened? And he
Speaker 4: had messaged me the article. I hadn't seen it. He
Speaker 4: messaged me and he.
Speaker 2: Said, I, hey, love like, I just tried to find
Speaker 2: out about last night.
Speaker 4: But it's weird.
Speaker 2: The only article I can find on the whole event
Speaker 2: is on your boobs and your body and how did
Speaker 2: you go?
Speaker 4: And the comment. When I heard that.
Speaker 2: From him, I thought, that is so disgusting that the
Speaker 2: only thing that they're going to write about is my
Speaker 2: bras and and my butt and nothing else. And my
Speaker 2: partner can't even find out how I went because no
Speaker 2: one cares right, No one cares about a woman's job
Speaker 2: or work ethic. No one cares about that. They care
Speaker 2: about how much skins she shows.
Speaker 3: It also goes to show that you were so desensitized
Speaker 3: to these articles that you didn't even really It took
Speaker 3: someone else to see it and to point it out
Speaker 3: for you to go, oh my god, I see it now.
Speaker 4: This is not a new thing. And I think the
Speaker 4: big part of this, why it is so enraging, is
Speaker 4: that this I mean this specific journalist. They have written
Speaker 4: very similar articles about the women who were at the
Speaker 4: Brownlow event recently. There, I mean, there are so many
Speaker 4: if you just go back through the list, and it's like,
Speaker 4: why is it that the most important thing there is
Speaker 4: to write about is about a woman's cleavage of the
Speaker 4: whole event, that is the one thing that stood out.
Speaker 4: You know what, I think that this comes down to you.
Speaker 4: On one hand, we can be really angry about the
Speaker 4: journalism we should be, but if this is what's getting clicks,
Speaker 4: I think we all need to be a little bit
Speaker 4: more conscious about what are the articles that we're clicking for.
Speaker 4: As long as we click on them, people are going
Speaker 4: to write them. So it is also chicken and the
Speaker 4: egg in this situation as well. Anyway, I'm sure you're
Speaker 4: all on the edge of your seat. I didn't win,
Speaker 4: but thanks for asking. Also, I think they're really look great,
Speaker 4: so don't worry for so.
Speaker 3: Can I be honest, The real travesty here is that
Speaker 3: I was cropped out of the photo, And to be honest,
Speaker 3: it really gutted me that that's the real travesty.
Speaker 4: Now your finger made it in.
Speaker 1: I'm going on my soapbox next. I'm mad and I'm
Speaker 1: talking next.
Speaker 4: All right, well, look this might make you mad as well.
Speaker 4: I've got something to talk to you guys about. There
Speaker 4: are many reasons why people call off weddings. Some are big,
Speaker 4: some are small. But I have some of the pettiest
Speaker 4: reasons as to why people have decided that they don't
Speaker 4: want to marry the love of their lives after all, God.
Speaker 1: All right, that's on the way here at the pickup.
Speaker 4: We love love here. It's such a beautiful thing. But
Speaker 4: you know what, the reality is, a lot of relationships
Speaker 4: don't work out. I think it's something crazy like, no,
Speaker 4: it's true, let's be realist. No, thirty percent or something
Speaker 4: of relationship? Do you just pull the food of marriages?
Speaker 4: Oh right, okay, break up?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I believe you now.
Speaker 4: And there's some people who get married and honestly, they
Speaker 4: never should have made it down the aisle.
Speaker 1: Have you, guys, ever been to a wedding of a
Speaker 1: friend and you.
Speaker 4: Go before you even finished that? Absolutely going to work. Recently,
Speaker 4: there was a wedding thread on Reddit. Now this was
Speaker 4: all around the pettiest reasons why people have called off weddings.
Speaker 4: In particular, there was one person who had post on
Speaker 4: there and his story was truly something special, and it
Speaker 4: really kicked off this debate around petty reasons why people
Speaker 4: have caught off their work.
Speaker 1: Okay, what is now.
Speaker 4: The very first one was the family wouldn't serve lasagna
Speaker 4: at the wedding. Now hear it out.
Speaker 1: He was Italian.
Speaker 4: Yes, it was the niece who was running this in
Speaker 4: so he was Italian. He wanted there to be lasagna
Speaker 4: served at the wedding. Now the bride was not Italian.
Speaker 4: She was staunchly against this, and he.
Speaker 1: Knew, is so good. No, lasagna is not a wedding meal.
Speaker 1: Everyone's in nice gowns. You spill food, I.
Speaker 4: Would be st Okay, I agree with you, Mitch. I
Speaker 4: don't think it's a wedding food. But if my partner
Speaker 4: was that hell bent on it, like if they felt
Speaker 4: really passionate about having lasagne at the wedding, it would
Speaker 4: not be the thing that I may direct.
Speaker 1: Anyway, don't die on that lasagna.
Speaker 4: Now I'm not going to die on the lasagna. But anyway,
Speaker 4: he decided that this was a true sign that they
Speaker 4: were not meant to be together, so he called off
Speaker 4: the wedding. He ended up marrying an Irish woman a
Speaker 4: few years later. He was quite happy to have Lasigner
Speaker 4: at the wedding.
Speaker 1: As song as there was potato next to me.
Speaker 4: Now, some of the other ones were okay, this one's great.
Speaker 4: She wanted a job at Disneyland. So basically, the bride
Speaker 4: canceled the wedding a week before because she was such
Speaker 4: a hardcore Disney adult. She was offered a temporary job
Speaker 4: at Disneyland, and she felt like she couldn't miss out
Speaker 4: on the opportunity of her dreams. She postponed the wedding.
Speaker 4: Can if you are if you are rescheduling your wedding
Speaker 4: not for COVID, but because you've got a temporary job
Speaker 4: at Disneyland. I feel like I might be called.
Speaker 1: He should have known ahead of time. Those Disney adults
Speaker 1: are terrified.
Speaker 4: It could have turned into a permanent job. I've got
Speaker 4: another one. This gets worse. He wanted to be a superhero.
Speaker 4: The groom insisted on wearing a costume from his favorite
Speaker 4: superhero movie to the wedding. He wanted to stand at
Speaker 4: the end of the aisle, and he was adamant about
Speaker 4: walking there dressed as his fictional favorite character, with.
Speaker 1: His hands on his hips with a fan machine blowing.
Speaker 4: He wanted to stand there a superman and for her
Speaker 4: to walk down on No. She wanted an elegant wedding
Speaker 4: and he wanted to be Superman, and so therefore she
Speaker 4: realized they were not fair. I think there's deeper issues there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a big one there. Thirteen five When and
Speaker 3: what is the pettiest reason you've ever called off a wedding?
Speaker 3: Catherine's called through.
Speaker 6: We had a lot of issues, but the final straw
Speaker 6: was he just kept eating KFC and fast food.
Speaker 7: He began to smell like a bucket of chicken.
Speaker 2: So no, it broke up with him because he smelt
Speaker 2: like a chicken smells delicious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just smelled oily and greasy all the time.
Speaker 4: And I just, yeah, do you know what.
Speaker 6: A nasty smell?
Speaker 4: Wait? So wait, how often was he eating KFC for
Speaker 4: him to smell this bad?
Speaker 7: I think he was just getting a bit depressed in
Speaker 7: the relationship and he just kept bordering fast food.
Speaker 4: So that is a question.
Speaker 2: What if he had a what if he had a
Speaker 2: fetish for a different fast food, like what one would
Speaker 2: you have allowed him to smell like like a Goosman
Speaker 2: goman Cy or like a yeah, like.
Speaker 4: A fish and chip shop. What's what would have been? Okay?
Speaker 6: If?
Speaker 3: Thanks Catherine. Also, I love how she says you got
Speaker 3: a bit depressed in the relationship. I think Catherine's the problem.
Speaker 1: Plot twists.
Speaker 3: She's like he seemed really sad. I yelled at him
Speaker 3: all the time, so he had to eat fast food.
Speaker 3: He hated my guts because I were nagg and I'm
Speaker 3: a real mean person.
Speaker 4: You really feeled the blanks in there. But no, she
Speaker 4: was amazing.
Speaker 2: And if my partner smelled like a greasy house chicken,
Speaker 2: I'd be telling you chicken man.
Speaker 3: Guys, stand by, I'm gonna quiz not only you brit Any,
Speaker 3: you Laura, but the nation. There have been new words
Speaker 3: added to the dictionary. And if you think you're a
Speaker 3: smarty I think I'm going to put you in your
Speaker 3: place that's next to the pickup.
Speaker 1: Turn up you hearing aids Britain, Laura.
Speaker 6: Shut up.
Speaker 4: It is a bit close to home because I actually
Speaker 4: am hard of hearing. Oh, do you know what? There's
Speaker 4: no need to be agist.
Speaker 3: You guys are so funny with you boomer humor. Because
Speaker 3: I'm a gen zed I'm the youngest person to ever
Speaker 3: have a radio show.
Speaker 1: I am twenty eight.
Speaker 4: I'm a gen z in not accurate ten.
Speaker 1: Year age gap between the two of us.
Speaker 3: The reason I bring this up is because me and
Speaker 3: my fellow gen zetas have all had a meeting. We've
Speaker 3: spoken to the people at the Macquarie Dictionary. Three thousand
Speaker 3: new words coined by my people, the gen Z's, have
Speaker 3: been added to the dictionary for twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4: Ludicrous. You know what I'm getting from this, just the
Speaker 4: start of this. It's just how much more immature you
Speaker 4: are than we.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm like a fetus.
Speaker 2: So I literally sense before we get into this. The
Speaker 2: English language is hard enough. What are we going to
Speaker 2: do with another three thousand words? I bet you it's
Speaker 2: stuff like yolo. Oh, don't you worry, gal, friend, it's
Speaker 2: a new one.
Speaker 1: Do you worry? Baby? I'm going to quit you. I've
Speaker 1: got three thousand new words and we're going to go
Speaker 1: for every week now.
Speaker 3: I've I've found my favorite few, and you guys are
Speaker 3: gonna work together to see if you can describe the
Speaker 3: new word coined by jen Z added to the new Dictionary.
Speaker 1: Are we ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Never been more ready for anything in my life.
Speaker 1: Word number one, well, phrase number one. What is goblin mode?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 4: I feel like full Goblin mode is when you are crazy.
Speaker 4: Twat No, I thought it was when you were just
Speaker 4: embracing your grossness like you I mean, I shouldn't say grossness,
Speaker 4: but like not wearing makeup, just like allowed to be
Speaker 4: your raw essence of yourself. I thought it was more
Speaker 4: to go like when you're I don't know what the
Speaker 4: right term is, but when you're.
Speaker 2: Having to go at someone and you're like, you're a
Speaker 2: bit like outrage both.
Speaker 3: From goblin mode. It is the opposite of like what
Speaker 3: you guys have coined like clean eating, clean living. It's
Speaker 3: like you just don't care about eating good food. You
Speaker 3: don't care about putting out nice things into the world.
Speaker 3: You're in your trackies, your hair's messy. Goblin, You're a goblin.
Speaker 2: That's kind of what I meant, though, No makeup, just
Speaker 2: feeling no. All right, what else, Mitch is the mass
Speaker 2: task mask?
Speaker 1: Next word? Please explain menty bee?
Speaker 2: Oh it's a mental breakdown, yeah, which probably shouldn't have
Speaker 2: a colloquialism.
Speaker 4: I feel like that a mental breakdown should be meant.
Speaker 1: Boom always serious.
Speaker 4: I don't think you should make yo.
Speaker 2: You feel no right after you're meant to bee, Like,
Speaker 2: no sualizing a.
Speaker 4: Really important thing.
Speaker 3: Okay, It's true, you're right, correct. What is a situationship?
Speaker 2: I have one of those three year It's where it's
Speaker 2: where you do bang with no seriousness.
Speaker 4: Not well no, no, no, yeah, I mean I guess that.
Speaker 4: But it's usually when you have all the things of
Speaker 4: a relationship, like you're dating, you've met their parents, you're
Speaker 4: doing all the stuff that they've not committed to you,
Speaker 4: and so you just stay in dating purgatory for so long.
Speaker 2: I'd say you bang with no seriously, you're both correct, yes,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 3: You're not a partner, you're not a girlfriend. You're not
Speaker 3: a boyfriend. You just sleep together and you go on dates,
Speaker 3: but you're not you're not each other's person.
Speaker 4: Suits the situation, well, sometimes it can be the opposite.
Speaker 4: I dated again, Laura. Oh yeah, oh god.
Speaker 1: Okay. What about an ick? What's an ick?
Speaker 2: When something grosses you out and you can never ever
Speaker 2: come it, so you have to break up in what situation?
Speaker 2: And it would be like you've got socks on with
Speaker 2: your thongs and everyone's like ill.
Speaker 1: Totally yep, I get. It's an ick in a relationship.
Speaker 1: Something that makes you get you guys are doing well?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: What about doom scrolling? What's doom scroll.
Speaker 4: It's what we do every nighttime when we should go
Speaker 4: to bed. You sit there on your phone and you
Speaker 4: scroll and scroll and scroll where you should just go
Speaker 4: to sleep.
Speaker 2: And I think it's Yes, I would say the same thing,
Speaker 2: but I would add it's usually probably pretty heavy and
Speaker 2: Doom's dayish.
Speaker 4: Kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 3: I'm very impressed with you guys. Yeah, all right, final one, Oh,
Speaker 3: listen to you miss up past the quiz.
Speaker 4: We're already passing the don't think you passed the quick
Speaker 4: past the queis Mitch.
Speaker 1: Okay, what about last one? Bachelor's handbag?
Speaker 4: Oh, it's the pockets of your boyfriend because you just
Speaker 4: give things to him and he puts him in his pocket.
Speaker 3: Like you're both wrong. A bachelor's handbag is a barbecue chicken. Congratulations, girls,
Speaker 3: you've lost. Officially, that was worth a thousand points.
Speaker 2: Okay, I have a question for the quiz master. Yeah,
Speaker 2: has Lolcano made it in.
Speaker 4: When they start to do a boom a dictionary, they'll
Speaker 4: add that one along with Lola, Derbyler Coaster, guys, Panelo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, past the Panelole, close the Lola door because everyone
Speaker 2: is hurting from listening to us speak right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what if I had a dictionary and it'll
Speaker 4: be the l's would be gone. Well, okay, time for
Speaker 4: us to yellow out of here. No, that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: No, No, you only live once. Oh I've never felt younger.
Speaker 3: Next on the show, we've got a thousand dollars up
Speaker 3: for grabs to help fill your kiddies lunchboxes with as
Speaker 3: many lcms as they like. If you want the cash,
Speaker 3: that's next on the pickle. It's the pick up right
Speaker 3: around the country for your Monday afternoon. It's Britt, Laura
Speaker 3: and Mitch thanks to chemists Warehouse heading today great savings
Speaker 3: every day. Listen, you're probably all done with the school
Speaker 3: pickup now. If you're in the car listening and you
Speaker 3: probably have empty lunchboxes and the kids' backpacks.
Speaker 4: You'd hope so.
Speaker 3: I mean when I was a kid, when I was
Speaker 3: in school, that lunchbox was done by a little lunch.
Speaker 2: I'd get in trouble if I didn't eat my lunch.
Speaker 2: Muhamould check my lunchbox. But it was never an issue.
Speaker 4: Only if there's good things in it, just leave it
Speaker 4: for the next time.
Speaker 3: My favorite lunchbox snack was genuinely LCM with all chocky
Speaker 3: bits on it.
Speaker 2: Yes, but you know what used to do. We used
Speaker 2: to take them. I don't know if you guys did
Speaker 2: this when you're in school. Used to go in and
Speaker 2: have a meeting where everyone gathers around and everyone puts
Speaker 2: something into the middle, like different music bars or lcms
Speaker 2: or whatever, and used.
Speaker 4: To trade that.
Speaker 1: We used to swap like.
Speaker 4: I'll swap you won caramel for one roll up like
Speaker 4: we used to do.
Speaker 1: You're in prison each other.
Speaker 3: It was well, listen, we have a thousand dollars up
Speaker 3: for grabs. Light up their day, your kids day with
Speaker 3: lcm's available at you're near a supermarket.
Speaker 1: We want to know what.
Speaker 3: Embarrassing things your child said, because Laura, we love your
Speaker 3: kids here at the pickup and they've said some embarrassing
Speaker 3: stuff to us.
Speaker 4: Oh did they embarrass you?
Speaker 6: Do?
Speaker 4: You know what I think? When you're a parent, you
Speaker 4: get to the point where it doesn't actually matter what
Speaker 4: your kids say because they embarrass you so much that
Speaker 4: you're like, oh God, I wish they didn't say that
Speaker 4: in public. But it's so normal because kids have absolutely
Speaker 4: no filter.
Speaker 1: It's kind of endearing, right, I.
Speaker 4: Mean, it is endearing until you walk into a into
Speaker 4: a supermarket and your four year old says, mummy, that
Speaker 4: man has a fat bump. Then it's less endearing, but
Speaker 4: you just still just like.
Speaker 1: I'm thirteen six five. When did your kids say something
Speaker 1: to embarrass you? Danielle, Hello school, drop off.
Speaker 7: My sweet little five year old Josh.
Speaker 6: I was feeling a little tired when I dropped him off.
Speaker 6: Always doing early mornings on the way to work, your mum, Yeah, busy, busy,
Speaker 6: and yeah he's just a sweet little boy. But he's
Speaker 6: so cute. You just said, Oh, mummy, you know you
Speaker 6: look so old, but I still love you and gives
Speaker 6: me a big cars going.
Speaker 4: To be You're like, you make me old. It's your fault.
Speaker 4: I love you too.
Speaker 6: Smile and because it made me feel so much better.
Speaker 7: Little giggle on the way to work.
Speaker 3: Oh so cute. You like giggling boarding schools when you
Speaker 3: get out nearest near me? Monica thirteen one o six
Speaker 3: five high. What did your kids say to embarrass you?
Speaker 5: Okay, so on my toddlers renounced for being a bit
Speaker 5: of a savage, and we're playing in the lounge room.
Speaker 7: They're having a great time, laughing, chatting, carrying on. He
Speaker 7: pauses intently, looks in my face and counts before it
Speaker 7: there's one, two, three, four, chin.
Speaker 4: Starts a stitcher. I know he's awful, And then how
Speaker 4: do you be mad at that?
Speaker 2: Because you're like, great county, Yeah, you're so smart, and
Speaker 2: I hate you.
Speaker 3: On one hand, I'm offended, but too gifted and talented. Exactly, yes,
Speaker 3: totally all right, Michelle. Last one on thirteen one of
Speaker 3: six five? What did your kids say to embarrass you?
Speaker 7: On the first day of school holidays? He fractured his stumb,
Speaker 7: so we had to take him to ed Where's wife
Speaker 7: it up on painkillers And in the waiting room, he
Speaker 7: turns to a lady wearing a low cut top that
Speaker 7: was larger a figure and said, you're a cow?
Speaker 4: Sorry? What because he saw her?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 4: Well, because of big breasts?
Speaker 7: Yeah, big breast milk.
Speaker 4: The milk came out of.
Speaker 7: What did he say? And he's like, she's a cow? Like,
Speaker 7: we don't say those words, and he goes, why she
Speaker 7: makes milk, she's a cow? Why?
Speaker 4: God?
Speaker 2: Okay, So maybe wasn't he maybe wasn't referring to her size,
Speaker 2: but he was just linking the milk. Maybe let's let's
Speaker 2: go with that.
Speaker 1: We're trying to find a silver lining. He listens in
Speaker 1: an anatomy class.
Speaker 4: No, I'm hoping that he just had a lot of painkillers.
Speaker 7: Let's yeah into any other female staff member. He called
Speaker 7: them all the same.
Speaker 1: Oh, we need to give some lace to be disciplined.
Speaker 1: Let you get a thousand bucks. Enjoy all yours, Thanks, Elsie.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, a little bit, I think so.
Speaker 4: I think spend that on yourself and not on rewarding
Speaker 4: your child.
Speaker 3: All right, light up there day with lcm's available in
Speaker 3: your supermarket. Put them in your lunch box. Another thousand
Speaker 3: bucks tomorrow as we return. But we're done for the day, ladies.
Speaker 4: That is it from us down and Dusty. We'll see
Speaker 4: you tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: If you did miss the podcast, you can go back
Speaker 3: and listen on the iHeartRadio app brit She's calm down now, Laura.
Speaker 3: But you are mad at the start of the show.
Speaker 4: Oh I was, Jean. Do you know what though, as
Speaker 4: you should be. I would have been so angry as well.
Speaker 4: You can go and listen to it all on the
Speaker 4: pick up on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Yep, see tomorrow, goodbye bye.