1 00:00:10,669 --> 00:00:14,869 Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen 2 00:00:14,909 --> 00:00:16,468 Speaker 1: live on the Free Hard. 3 00:00:17,389 --> 00:00:19,428 Speaker 2: I would throw you and I took from the two 4 00:00:19,429 --> 00:00:22,189 Speaker 2: steamier songs on the planet yesterday. There was a big 5 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:23,988 Speaker 2: survey about the steamier songs. I'm not going to go 6 00:00:23,988 --> 00:00:26,428 Speaker 2: through them all, but we chose two of them that 7 00:00:26,469 --> 00:00:29,309 Speaker 2: we thought were going to be most successful. Introducing our partners. Now, 8 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:31,549 Speaker 2: a little bit of context for everyone. Woods and I've 9 00:00:31,589 --> 00:00:34,189 Speaker 2: both had babies very recently. 10 00:00:34,429 --> 00:00:37,068 Speaker 1: I'm a little bit further along than you were at 11 00:00:37,108 --> 00:00:38,869 Speaker 1: four months are you're at what three weeks? 12 00:00:39,028 --> 00:00:40,509 Speaker 3: About three weeks. 13 00:00:40,989 --> 00:00:44,748 Speaker 2: We're going to crack into my audio first, because yeah, 14 00:00:44,789 --> 00:00:46,669 Speaker 2: I think it is worth mentioning that that I had 15 00:00:46,668 --> 00:00:50,869 Speaker 2: a significant handicap. Yes, like so yeah, absolutely, I was. Yeah, 16 00:00:50,949 --> 00:00:54,669 Speaker 2: to paint a picture for you, sem. My partner is 17 00:00:54,669 --> 00:00:57,029 Speaker 2: currently sleeping next to a bassinette with our three week 18 00:00:57,069 --> 00:00:57,669 Speaker 2: old baby. 19 00:00:58,309 --> 00:00:59,749 Speaker 3: Oh your baby's still in the room. 20 00:00:59,909 --> 00:01:03,989 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you still extraordinary man, great commitment. 21 00:01:04,109 --> 00:01:06,909 Speaker 2: So she wears ear plugs so she doesn't wake up 22 00:01:06,909 --> 00:01:09,389 Speaker 2: from the baby for all his murmuring. She also wears 23 00:01:09,389 --> 00:01:12,149 Speaker 2: a mouthguard because she grinds her teeth and she's currently 24 00:01:12,309 --> 00:01:15,309 Speaker 2: breastfeeding so she's got sunction suction cups attached to both 25 00:01:15,349 --> 00:01:17,029 Speaker 2: her nipples, so it was kind of like trying to 26 00:01:17,069 --> 00:01:18,549 Speaker 2: seduce a. 27 00:01:18,069 --> 00:01:19,309 Speaker 3: Deaf mute cyborg. 28 00:01:20,869 --> 00:01:25,109 Speaker 1: So so thankfully you're into. 29 00:01:24,989 --> 00:01:26,829 Speaker 3: Oh, that's that's that's my forehand. 30 00:01:28,469 --> 00:01:36,029 Speaker 2: My song was the Hills by the weekend, and. 31 00:01:35,949 --> 00:01:38,309 Speaker 1: We can't blame the weekend with whatever's happened to you, 32 00:01:38,589 --> 00:01:40,149 Speaker 1: because this is we all. 33 00:01:40,029 --> 00:01:41,669 Speaker 3: Agree, the freaking. 34 00:01:41,389 --> 00:01:45,109 Speaker 2: Weekend throws down the heat there so that you canna 35 00:01:45,109 --> 00:01:46,789 Speaker 2: explain this in the audio. 36 00:01:46,389 --> 00:01:49,349 Speaker 3: But effectively run me through it. How'd you go about 37 00:01:49,389 --> 00:01:51,469 Speaker 3: it so effectively? I had to wait. So we were 38 00:01:51,469 --> 00:01:52,589 Speaker 3: discussing this yesterday. 39 00:01:54,109 --> 00:01:56,909 Speaker 2: As soon as our partners hit the bed at the moment, 40 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:59,989 Speaker 2: because they're up most of the day with an infant 41 00:02:00,029 --> 00:02:02,509 Speaker 2: and a toddler, they're just like as soon as dinner finishes, 42 00:02:02,509 --> 00:02:06,349 Speaker 2: they're like, I'm out, sleeps later, and we then I 43 00:02:06,469 --> 00:02:09,029 Speaker 2: kind of take our baby for a little while after 44 00:02:09,109 --> 00:02:10,589 Speaker 2: him while sim gets some sleep, and then if I 45 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:11,829 Speaker 2: can get him to sleep, then I get to sleep. 46 00:02:11,869 --> 00:02:11,949 Speaker 3: Right. 47 00:02:12,029 --> 00:02:13,989 Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's her like, I've got three hours here 48 00:02:14,029 --> 00:02:15,989 Speaker 2: to you have to come to bed, So that's my slot. 49 00:02:16,228 --> 00:02:22,149 Speaker 3: So I kind of had this like window whereby like jewels. 50 00:02:22,149 --> 00:02:23,948 Speaker 3: My baby was asleep and. 51 00:02:23,829 --> 00:02:25,989 Speaker 2: Sim I had to get her before she lay down 52 00:02:26,069 --> 00:02:26,668 Speaker 2: next to him. 53 00:02:27,149 --> 00:02:29,788 Speaker 3: God, that's a that's you're trying to get a very 54 00:02:30,309 --> 00:02:31,229 Speaker 3: before she puts. 55 00:02:31,069 --> 00:02:34,509 Speaker 2: The mouth guard in and the ear plugs in. So 56 00:02:34,549 --> 00:02:36,749 Speaker 2: I tried to get her right after she brushed her teeth. 57 00:02:37,509 --> 00:02:40,869 Speaker 2: Perfect mouthguard's three year old down and then I duck. 58 00:02:40,989 --> 00:02:43,029 Speaker 2: I ran in there with the iPad playing the song. 59 00:02:43,109 --> 00:02:45,309 Speaker 1: So you went into the bathroom when she was mid 60 00:02:45,349 --> 00:02:47,469 Speaker 1: brushing her teeth. I waited till she finished the teeth, 61 00:02:47,549 --> 00:02:49,309 Speaker 1: and that was a smart move. So she finished her 62 00:02:49,309 --> 00:02:50,669 Speaker 1: teeth and you go into the bathroom. 63 00:02:50,789 --> 00:02:54,269 Speaker 2: Yes, okay, yes, And I thought i'd got her before 64 00:02:54,429 --> 00:02:55,429 Speaker 2: she got to the bed. 65 00:02:55,989 --> 00:02:59,469 Speaker 3: Okay, have a listen. If she gets into bed, she's 66 00:02:59,469 --> 00:03:02,069 Speaker 3: going to be off me. So keen amusic. 67 00:03:06,149 --> 00:03:10,389 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, trying to fix the mind. 68 00:03:14,789 --> 00:03:19,749 Speaker 3: Have you got your mouth guard in? Oh no, don't 69 00:03:19,989 --> 00:03:21,349 Speaker 3: you missed the magic? 70 00:03:28,629 --> 00:03:28,828 Speaker 1: Yeah? 71 00:03:28,869 --> 00:03:33,469 Speaker 3: I was just thinking you up. Once the mouth guards in, 72 00:03:33,509 --> 00:03:34,349 Speaker 3: it's over. Okay. 73 00:03:34,349 --> 00:03:38,709 Speaker 2: I love you nowhere laughter my face. 74 00:03:38,829 --> 00:03:40,709 Speaker 1: Yeah, and that that hurts. That hurts, you know, you 75 00:03:40,749 --> 00:03:43,069 Speaker 1: make yourself vulnerable. But I think to her point, she 76 00:03:43,109 --> 00:03:45,229 Speaker 1: didn't wasn't rejecting you. She'd just said, I'm sorry, but 77 00:03:45,269 --> 00:03:46,069 Speaker 1: the math guards in. 78 00:03:46,469 --> 00:03:48,949 Speaker 2: That's just mauth guards in, and then she really rammed 79 00:03:48,949 --> 00:03:52,229 Speaker 2: it home with I'm also six weeks postpartum. I ay 80 00:03:52,229 --> 00:03:54,189 Speaker 2: a sudden. I felt very silly and I left. Yeah, 81 00:03:54,469 --> 00:03:56,389 Speaker 2: that was it for me, mate, that was it for me. 82 00:03:56,749 --> 00:03:58,589 Speaker 3: I don't think we can blame mine. I just I 83 00:03:58,589 --> 00:04:03,349 Speaker 3: think because yours is very funny, your very funny. You 84 00:04:03,429 --> 00:04:06,269 Speaker 3: had a look about it from the moment that you ended. 85 00:04:06,549 --> 00:04:08,829 Speaker 2: You've been in there with our audio producing market and 86 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:13,429 Speaker 2: Daniela chopping something up, which you're very scared about. 87 00:04:14,269 --> 00:04:17,669 Speaker 3: How long was the audio? And I don't want to 88 00:04:17,709 --> 00:04:20,189 Speaker 3: give anything, So let's go to the song. Come on, 89 00:04:20,269 --> 00:04:23,149 Speaker 3: all right, here we go to help you. If Mim 90 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:25,949 Speaker 3: comes on here as well, maybe I think that would 91 00:04:25,949 --> 00:04:26,349 Speaker 3: that would like? 92 00:04:26,389 --> 00:04:27,988 Speaker 1: I think maybe mage Mim can come on and I 93 00:04:27,988 --> 00:04:30,589 Speaker 1: can ask her if we can play it great. 94 00:04:30,909 --> 00:04:33,428 Speaker 3: How long was the audio? It's not that long. 95 00:04:33,589 --> 00:04:37,949 Speaker 2: You took home the song Ariana Grande's Dangerous Woman. 96 00:04:44,349 --> 00:04:46,949 Speaker 3: Apparently a very saucy song, very sexy. 97 00:04:46,988 --> 00:04:49,549 Speaker 1: No doubt about the sexiness of the song Dangerous Woman. 98 00:04:49,988 --> 00:04:53,508 Speaker 1: So let me just set the scene so similar chaos 99 00:04:53,509 --> 00:04:54,789 Speaker 1: when I got home from work. 100 00:04:54,949 --> 00:04:56,709 Speaker 3: It's it's kind of just get home. 101 00:04:56,789 --> 00:04:59,829 Speaker 1: And then I was with eldest daughter ram putting her 102 00:04:59,909 --> 00:05:02,789 Speaker 1: to bed, and then came downstairs. And to be honest, 103 00:05:02,789 --> 00:05:04,589 Speaker 1: we were here pretty late last night as well, so 104 00:05:04,629 --> 00:05:05,749 Speaker 1: I thought I was in trouble. 105 00:05:05,988 --> 00:05:07,829 Speaker 3: So I was like, MIM's definitely going to be asleep. 106 00:05:07,869 --> 00:05:08,589 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yep. 107 00:05:08,829 --> 00:05:11,988 Speaker 1: Came back downstairs. Mim was then giving Murphy a bath. 108 00:05:12,509 --> 00:05:14,349 Speaker 1: That's all happening. I tried to have some dinner. I 109 00:05:14,389 --> 00:05:15,669 Speaker 1: was like, got to get that in because you know 110 00:05:15,669 --> 00:05:16,988 Speaker 1: I've got I've got plans tonight. 111 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:19,789 Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, m fuel up, fuel. 112 00:05:19,589 --> 00:05:21,589 Speaker 1: Up, rammed home my dinner. So you thought you were 113 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:23,309 Speaker 1: a chance, Well, I just I just wanted to make 114 00:05:23,349 --> 00:05:24,029 Speaker 1: the attempt. 115 00:05:24,069 --> 00:05:24,948 Speaker 3: I was worried about. 116 00:05:25,549 --> 00:05:28,549 Speaker 2: A scientist at the end of the day was an experiment. 117 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:30,949 Speaker 1: So then Mim came out of the bath with MIRF 118 00:05:31,269 --> 00:05:32,989 Speaker 1: and then I said, I'll let me put Mirp to bed. 119 00:05:33,349 --> 00:05:33,549 Speaker 3: Yep. 120 00:05:33,749 --> 00:05:35,949 Speaker 1: And then so I put Mirp to bed, settled her 121 00:05:35,988 --> 00:05:38,269 Speaker 1: for a while, came back out and was like, Okay, 122 00:05:39,069 --> 00:05:42,509 Speaker 1: now's now, now's to play and I'm on the clock. 123 00:05:42,629 --> 00:05:46,149 Speaker 3: Because at any moment here she couldn't fall asleep. Yes, 124 00:05:46,189 --> 00:05:49,149 Speaker 3: all the baby can wake up. You got to steal 125 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:49,669 Speaker 3: your indo. 126 00:05:49,589 --> 00:05:51,229 Speaker 1: Times of the s and okay, okay, So but I 127 00:05:51,269 --> 00:05:53,029 Speaker 1: had to come in with a plan yep, right, So 128 00:05:53,149 --> 00:05:55,109 Speaker 1: I had the iPad as well, which is playing area 129 00:05:55,149 --> 00:05:56,589 Speaker 1: and a Grande dangerous woman that. 130 00:05:56,509 --> 00:06:01,469 Speaker 2: We were both holding I pad the way, because then 131 00:06:01,509 --> 00:06:05,589 Speaker 2: we also had to record the interaction with phone. 132 00:06:05,589 --> 00:06:08,029 Speaker 1: But so so a few things you need to know. 133 00:06:09,109 --> 00:06:11,188 Speaker 1: This actually worked in My favorite Mim was in bed 134 00:06:11,269 --> 00:06:16,229 Speaker 1: watching Bridgeton and it was like, okay, this is this 135 00:06:16,269 --> 00:06:18,509 Speaker 1: can work for me definitely. So she's in the bedroom 136 00:06:18,589 --> 00:06:20,589 Speaker 1: you can kind of hear that in the background. The 137 00:06:20,629 --> 00:06:22,188 Speaker 1: other thing you need to know is that my plan 138 00:06:22,309 --> 00:06:23,829 Speaker 1: was to go in there and try We're going to 139 00:06:23,909 --> 00:06:26,149 Speaker 1: a wedding this weekend as well as like my plan 140 00:06:26,229 --> 00:06:27,389 Speaker 1: is to go in there and be like, hey, I 141 00:06:27,389 --> 00:06:29,389 Speaker 1: thought I could try on some suits for you, and 142 00:06:29,429 --> 00:06:31,629 Speaker 1: I was like, that's definitely going to be sexy, right, 143 00:06:31,789 --> 00:06:32,509 Speaker 1: So that was the plan. 144 00:06:32,549 --> 00:06:34,269 Speaker 3: That's what I go for. That's good plan, man. 145 00:06:34,349 --> 00:06:35,829 Speaker 1: The other thing you need to know here is just 146 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:39,949 Speaker 1: because I'm not very technologically smart, the iPad's quite close 147 00:06:39,988 --> 00:06:43,829 Speaker 1: to my mobile phone, so you're probably going to lose 148 00:06:43,869 --> 00:06:47,509 Speaker 1: a lot of the interaction. Yeah, okay, now with all 149 00:06:47,509 --> 00:06:49,349 Speaker 1: that in mind, and before I play in the audio, 150 00:06:49,469 --> 00:06:51,829 Speaker 1: just because I mean, yours was all joking and like, 151 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:53,948 Speaker 1: you know, the rejection there. Yeah, I've got my wife 152 00:06:53,988 --> 00:06:56,508 Speaker 1: on the phone right now. Now, mim, you know now 153 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:59,229 Speaker 1: that I was recording last night. 154 00:06:59,988 --> 00:07:02,149 Speaker 3: Are you just wanting me to consent to this? Yeah, 155 00:07:02,189 --> 00:07:04,749 Speaker 3: pretty much. I just want to make sure because we 156 00:07:04,789 --> 00:07:05,469 Speaker 3: had a chat about it. 157 00:07:05,389 --> 00:07:07,308 Speaker 1: It was the most awkward conversation I've ever had with 158 00:07:07,349 --> 00:07:10,229 Speaker 1: my wife this morning when it was like last night. 159 00:07:10,229 --> 00:07:14,309 Speaker 2: I recorded it was without you know. Yeah, it's a 160 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:16,029 Speaker 2: wild chat, wild chat. 161 00:07:16,109 --> 00:07:17,069 Speaker 3: Very hard conversation. 162 00:07:17,149 --> 00:07:18,989 Speaker 1: Yeah, I just want to make sure you're okay with 163 00:07:19,029 --> 00:07:21,629 Speaker 1: me playing a bit of audio. 164 00:07:21,749 --> 00:07:23,949 Speaker 3: Yeah, just just not the end of it, probably that 165 00:07:24,029 --> 00:07:31,629 Speaker 3: you recorded. Okay, we're not anything or not. This is 166 00:07:31,669 --> 00:07:34,109 Speaker 3: this feels weird, does feel a bit strange, Just feel 167 00:07:34,109 --> 00:07:34,629 Speaker 3: a bit strange. 168 00:07:34,629 --> 00:07:35,949 Speaker 2: I mean, you don't play if you don't want to, 169 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:37,869 Speaker 2: you can just say, you know, I had a great time, 170 00:07:37,949 --> 00:07:38,389 Speaker 2: see you later. 171 00:07:38,469 --> 00:07:40,429 Speaker 3: I'll play the first half, all right, see how we're 172 00:07:40,429 --> 00:07:40,909 Speaker 3: all feeling. 173 00:07:40,989 --> 00:07:43,189 Speaker 1: Okay, this is just me walking in the room and 174 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:45,269 Speaker 1: you'll hear Ariana Grande come in and do some work. 175 00:07:45,269 --> 00:08:10,749 Speaker 3: Okay, sersion because okay, so again you can't really hear this. 176 00:08:11,429 --> 00:08:13,589 Speaker 3: I'm not completely shot. 177 00:08:13,669 --> 00:08:15,349 Speaker 1: That's me kicking the cat out of the room as well. 178 00:08:15,469 --> 00:08:19,229 Speaker 1: So I got rid of the cat. Okay. For the 179 00:08:19,269 --> 00:08:22,509 Speaker 1: next two or three minutes, I'm trying on suits. Okay, Okay, 180 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:27,549 Speaker 1: So then I turned down the audio a little bit, 181 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:29,189 Speaker 1: so you are going to hear an interaction here. 182 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:29,669 Speaker 3: Okay. 183 00:08:30,869 --> 00:08:33,309 Speaker 1: This is the first time that I say a line 184 00:08:33,789 --> 00:08:35,588 Speaker 1: which is which is like, hey, I wasn't here to 185 00:08:35,629 --> 00:08:36,228 Speaker 1: try on seats. 186 00:08:37,389 --> 00:08:39,429 Speaker 3: Okay, Let's let's go to the second half of the 187 00:08:41,549 --> 00:08:48,868 Speaker 3: sea my shirt. 188 00:08:51,708 --> 00:08:58,029 Speaker 1: A dangerous. 189 00:09:00,588 --> 00:09:01,348 Speaker 2: Maybe a little. 190 00:09:04,388 --> 00:09:07,028 Speaker 3: Swarm this. 191 00:09:11,669 --> 00:09:20,388 Speaker 1: One later summer the summer, and and and we we 192 00:09:20,388 --> 00:09:21,468 Speaker 1: we did it, and I did it. 193 00:09:25,789 --> 00:09:26,628 Speaker 2: So puffed? 194 00:09:27,549 --> 00:09:31,108 Speaker 3: What mean you sound so puffed in that? And you're 195 00:09:31,149 --> 00:09:36,828 Speaker 3: not even you're just trying on suits. I was biggous stunts. 196 00:09:38,189 --> 00:09:42,108 Speaker 3: Just it worked? So was it? And so I mean 197 00:09:42,228 --> 00:09:42,828 Speaker 3: was that the song? 198 00:09:43,108 --> 00:09:44,868 Speaker 1: Was it? The song didn't And I just say it 199 00:09:44,949 --> 00:09:47,949 Speaker 1: wasn't the song at all. You often the other day 200 00:09:47,949 --> 00:09:49,669 Speaker 1: you were walking around with your iPad and you were 201 00:09:49,669 --> 00:09:52,309 Speaker 1: listening to Strawberry Kisses by Nikki Webster. 202 00:09:52,429 --> 00:09:55,468 Speaker 3: So nothing really is that we after that as well?