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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's John.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's.

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Speaker 1: Block. Well, here's a news flash for our podcast. Scientists say,

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Speaker 1: don't take health advice from Cintentne Cintenna.

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Speaker 3: How do you say it, Centenarrians, people who are over

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Speaker 3: one hundred.

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Speaker 1: Dudes, Because how many times you've seen a story some

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Speaker 1: old timer and he's one hundred years old and he says,

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Speaker 1: I had six gotches a day and sixteen packs of smokes,

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Speaker 1: and I fought in the war and I'm still here

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Speaker 1: and I had an asbestos chaser to go.

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Speaker 3: Well, this woman has just she died just recently, the

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Speaker 3: age of one hundred and seventeen, and she said that

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Speaker 3: she smoked until just recently, but she was too blind

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Speaker 3: to light her own cigarettes. That's the only reason she

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Speaker 3: gave up towards the end. But often, like there's other

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Speaker 3: old people who say that they had a glass of

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Speaker 3: what port every day, two pounds of chocolate every week,

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Speaker 3: drinking whiskey. So it's inevitable that when someone's that old,

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Speaker 3: people are going to say what's the key? Yeah, But

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Speaker 3: scientists funny enough of saying don't take health advice from

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Speaker 3: these people because it's really very little to do with

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Speaker 3: how they're living. Is to do with their genetics and

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Speaker 3: coincidence and pretty much luck.

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Speaker 4: It's luck.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, do you want to live to be over one hundred?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: You know that's it.

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Speaker 1: I'm reading that Leanne Moriarty book at the moment, and

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Speaker 1: it just and the premise of the book is this

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Speaker 1: lady on a flight from Hobart to Sydney takes it

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Speaker 1: upon herself to dispense all the psychic advice to people.

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Speaker 1: But I think she has a medical episode. Well she

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Speaker 1: doesn't know what she's doing. But you want to tell

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Speaker 1: me too much.

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Speaker 5: Don't tell me too much.

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Speaker 1: This is just the premise to get you over the line.

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Speaker 1: So she's walking down the corridor of the plane saying

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Speaker 1: expected age of death ninety four, cause of death pneumonia,

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Speaker 1: expected age of death thirty seven, cause of death domestic violence,

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Speaker 1: you know, to all these people on the plane, and

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Speaker 1: people are amused by it. Other people are freaked.

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Speaker 4: Out by it.

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Speaker 1: So I'm at the part where no one has actually

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Speaker 1: died yet in the book.

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Speaker 4: But it's really your own.

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Speaker 3: You didn't belie Even if you didn't believe it, it

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Speaker 3: would freak you out. It's like pointing the bone is

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Speaker 3: like someone saying to you that, which.

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Speaker 5: Is probably what psychics.

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Speaker 3: That's why psychics and of a specific they don't sort

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Speaker 3: of say you're going to cark it, because who could

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Speaker 3: survive that information? Because we're all that's the biggest knowledge

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Speaker 3: we have in our life, and it's amazing we find

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Speaker 3: a place for it is that we're all going to

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Speaker 3: die and we don't know when and where and how.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember?

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Speaker 3: And we have to get on with life orlso you

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Speaker 3: die under the weight of the anxiety.

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Speaker 1: If we all you've got to live your life much.

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Speaker 1: But do you remember the first time you found out

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Speaker 1: that you were going to die.

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Speaker 3: I remember going through a phase when I was scared

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Speaker 3: that my parents would die. I still remember this very clearly.

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Speaker 3: I was maybe four or five something like that, and

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Speaker 5: Were going to die. So that must have been my

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Speaker 1: I remember very vividly. We were driving in the car

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Speaker 1: passed away, and I said, I said, when, So, what

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Speaker 1: does that mean passed away? And he said, well, she's dead,

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Speaker 1: that's what it is. And I went, oh, sucks to

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Speaker 4: He goes, we're all going to die?

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Speaker 1: And what me? Including me? He said, well eventually you

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how we get through it.

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Speaker 3: We tell kids that it happens when you're very, very

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Speaker 1: But this is all new information to me, little five

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Speaker 1: year old Jonesy.

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Speaker 5: Do we sit our kids down and tell them?

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Speaker 3: I don't think you know as we say no, But

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Speaker 3: what I mean is we don't do it. So we

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Speaker 3: talk about bees. No, we say when did you hear

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Speaker 3: the line we take in the knowledge yeah, of death.

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Speaker 3: I don't have the death conversation.

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Speaker 4: No, and who wants the death confass No.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying to my oldest son when he started

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Speaker 3: all his teeth would just.

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Speaker 5: Go at once, which.

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Speaker 1: Is pretty much what happens.

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Speaker 3: What so some people take information better than others.

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Speaker 1: Jack, But Jack, it's a I don't know your own mortality.

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Speaker 1: I often find riding a motorcycle to be very therapeutic

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Speaker 1: in the sense that you never feel so alive as

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Speaker 1: when you're so close to death. And I push the

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Speaker 1: my mind sets. I've just got to give them up.

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Speaker 1: I've got to stop. But you know what, I recogn

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Speaker 1: as soon as I give him up or die in

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Speaker 5: We've got it all planned. Because that's what that woman

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Speaker 1: Don't even talk to me about that right out, because

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Speaker 1: what would you do if a woman came up and

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Speaker 5: That's right, Well, that's the thing.

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Speaker 3: You spend your whole life looking for the Volvo that's

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Speaker 1: You want someone to come up and you just want

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Speaker 5: You want to know. You don't want to hear anything.

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Speaker 5: Just live your life every day. Live your life every.

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Speaker 3: Day because, as Harley says, we all have an asteroid

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Speaker 3: coming for us, we all we all do. So live

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Speaker 4: How exactly.

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Speaker 1: And psychics keep your pie hole shut, Keep your pie

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Speaker 1: holes unless someone ask for it. No unsolicited or booking.

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Speaker 5: You hear that sent and arians same goes for you.

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Speaker 1: Keep keep your good genes to yourself. What sweepings do

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Speaker 1: you have today?

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Speaker 3: Have you ever been to a gallery and seen a

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Speaker 3: painting and you thought, I wonder what it smells like?

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Speaker 5: How many people have?

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Speaker 3: But a gallery in the UK is using scent alongside

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Speaker 3: the painting. It's in Birmingham and so for example, The

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Speaker 3: Blind Girl, a painting from eighteen fifty four, shows a

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Speaker 3: accompanying that will be the smell of fresh wet grass

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Speaker 3: Another one, a painting called a Saint of the Eastern Church,

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Speaker 3: with a man with a halo who holds an incense burner.

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Speaker 3: You'll be able to smell the incense and the wood

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Speaker 3: from the church's interior goodness. The sense are released by

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Speaker 3: individual visitors when they press a button on a nearby diffuser.

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Speaker 5: I think that's quite incredible.

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Speaker 3: I wonder what people will make of dogs playing poker,

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Speaker 3: or maybe pis Christ.

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Speaker 4: Or going into Mona.

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Speaker 1: Have I walked in it?

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Speaker 4: Have I walked into the fish.

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Speaker 3: Markets you're talking about as my French headdress used to

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Speaker 3: call the Wall of Vageen. But also there they actually

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Speaker 3: have a contraption that simulates the making of a human feet.

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Speaker 1: You can smell that. Then you can you actually smell that.

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Speaker 3: You actually smell at three o'clock pooh, and you see

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Speaker 3: the build up and there it goes.

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Speaker 1: It's like here at work when you are head off

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Speaker 1: with to the loo with the form guide under your

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Speaker 1: One of that is true.

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Speaker 5: Did you ever see remember Divine Brown?

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Speaker 1: Yep, you think you're a man, but you're only a boy.

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Speaker 3: Divine Brown was a drag queen who was in a

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Speaker 3: John Waters film called Polyester and Polyester. This was in

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Speaker 3: nineteen eighty one and I remember.

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Speaker 5: It was such a big deal.

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Speaker 3: Had scratch and sniff accompanying the movie, so you were

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Speaker 3: given a sheet of different little swatches, and a particular

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Speaker 3: scene in the movie they say scratch and it's scratched,

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Speaker 3: And they had the smell of flowers, pizza.

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Speaker 5: Nice, glue.

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Speaker 1: It depends what's it.

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Speaker 3: A glue doesn't specify. I'd be happy with the smell

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Speaker 1: I like, yeah, well, it can be addictive, though, I

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Speaker 1: wish they'd had text texters. Great, many times we see

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Speaker 1: I'm just in early that a man has been on

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Speaker 3: It also apparently had the smell of gas. Does that

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I reckon would be petrol.

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Speaker 5: No, I think it is no in America.

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Speaker 4: Gases. Yeah, gas petrol.

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Speaker 3: It also had the smell of freshly cut grass, nice

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Speaker 3: and feces.

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Speaker 4: Of course, of course it's a divine movie.

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Speaker 1: Of course that was a big deal.

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Speaker 3: But apparently in that was the film that came out,

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Speaker 3: as I said in nineteen eighty one, but the first

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Speaker 3: scent of mystery was the name of the film. Back

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Speaker 3: Memetu French and had smell a vision. So but apparently

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Speaker 3: the smells reached the audience members at the wrong time, which.

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Speaker 5: Diminished their full effect. So you're leaning in the smell

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Speaker 5: of pizza and you get feasts.

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Speaker 4: It's like saying, a Rob Schneider Field.

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Speaker 5: You know that's going to be feces before you go in.

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Speaker 1: I don't need to go in. It smells like shit

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Speaker 1: to me.

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Speaker 5: Oh Rob, if you're listening, he yeah.

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Speaker 2: Everybody's and Amanda's cutting room full floor. Hey, hey, everybody,

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Speaker 2: it's time for Jonesy and Amanda's coming room for It's

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Speaker 2: the cutting room floor. Gayyay, it's Jonesy and Amanda's cutting

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 4: You like to go for an evening stroll?

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Speaker 3: This is what It's an interesting thing what I've been

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Speaker 3: reading about. Lots of people like to have an evening stroller.

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Speaker 3: People see people out walking their dogs.

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Speaker 1: After dinner, strolling along.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's an influencer who has said exactly what it is.

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Speaker 3: It's a fart walk. This is where you have a

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Speaker 3: walk after dinner to just get your digestive juices going

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Speaker 3: and get the farts out. So a fart walk is

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Speaker 3: apparently a ten to twenty minutes stroll at a moderate

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Speaker 5: To aid digestion.

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Speaker 3: The influencer and wellness influencer Marilyn Smith posted about fart

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Speaker 5: Maybe the clues in my arm.

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Speaker 5: Still works. They smell like flatulence.

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Speaker 5: Well, you know, it's funny.

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Speaker 1: So that's where you got to look out for stinky infrastructure.

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Speaker 5: All right, Well, you just walk around the block on

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Speaker 1: You're welcome, everybody.

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Speaker 2: There is some more Johnstone room for.

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Speaker 3: Inspirational figure for some for some time, and our people

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Speaker 1: He's got it always like this. So RFK would be

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Speaker 3: His father, Robert Kennedy was the brother of JFK.

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Speaker 4: He got shot too.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they've both been assassinated.

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Speaker 3: And who was RFK was married to Ethel Kennedy and

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Speaker 5: They have a huge work ethic.

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Speaker 3: In terms of charity, in terms of philanthropy. They're do

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Speaker 4: The Democrats aren't they they are.

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Speaker 3: But his family are saying we don't approve approve of

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Speaker 1: Who was the one that died in the plane crash?

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Speaker 5: That was JFK's son, JFK Jr.

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Speaker 4: But they're saying he's going to come back.

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Speaker 1: Didn't someone say something crazy?

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Speaker 3: Margers are saying, And not all Republicans are Margers. I

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Speaker 3: know when I say that they're not. They've said that

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Speaker 1: So I just find more and more with American politics.

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Speaker 1: If you speak about it, people is so triggered. You

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Speaker 5: You don't need to.

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Speaker 1: People go, well, why don't you do jokes about Biden? Neil, Well,

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Speaker 3: We'll have a listen to this. So RFK JR Hes like,

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Speaker 3: that's fine. He's had something happened to his throat. He

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Speaker 3: His brain has been eaten by worms. He's got a brainworm.

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Speaker 4: Oh so that's the thing. That's real.

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Speaker 5: That's real. He has a brainworm.

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Speaker 3: Vanity Fair wrote a story about this, and he wasn't

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Speaker 1: Do they give him some combandony?

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Speaker 5: Was in his brain, not his bum.

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Speaker 3: Here are some other things that until there's new information

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Speaker 4: I saw pictures. She's a pretty girl.

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Speaker 3: She is Kick Kennedy is her name. Yeah, okay, so

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Speaker 3: there's so much, so much, so much, also.

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Speaker 1: Unpack.

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Speaker 4: I just go back to the whale thing, just some detail.

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Speaker 5: You don't think that's enough.

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Speaker 4: Whales are quite big.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been quite the feat to chop

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Speaker 5: Quite he need more than a penknife.

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Speaker 1: What was it? A small whale? Matter, curiosity, curiousity, it's.

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Speaker 3: It's weird, and it's insensitive, and it's it's perverse. Also,

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Speaker 3: there are stories, and if you're a fan of his,

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but this is the stuff that is being

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Speaker 3: written about that his previous wife. He wrote a diary

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Speaker 3: while he was married to her, with a code about

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Speaker 3: all the things he did with other women during that time.

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Speaker 5: And she took she took her own life.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's dreadful. Yeah, what was the code? You know? Oh,

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Speaker 1: come on, b J.

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Speaker 3: I core saw Brendan Jones again. But there was something

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Speaker 5: Oh my goodnessyes, So how does he find that he's

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Speaker 1: So the wife discovered the diary.

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Speaker 3: I discovered, they broke up, and about a year or

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Speaker 3: lot of swirling stuff around this man, and now he's

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Speaker 3: weird story. What about do you remember just a few

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Speaker 3: months ago. We learned that, and she wrote about it

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Speaker 3: in her own book, Christy Nome. She was she's a Republican.

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Speaker 3: She was the South Dakota governor, and she wrote this

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Speaker 5: She received pushback, what a shock when she.

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Speaker 3: Admitted to shooting their pet dog in a quarry because

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Speaker 3: it was trained to be a hunting dog. It had

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Speaker 3: ruined a hunt, it had killed another family's chickens, and

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Speaker 3: had moved to bite her. So she shot it as

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Speaker 3: a school bus.

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Speaker 5: Was coming through the quarry that her children were on.

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Speaker 5: And this is interesting too.

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Speaker 3: She said not only had she done that, she also

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Speaker 3: killed a male goat that she said was nasty and mean.

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Speaker 3: It smelled discussing, and it loved to chase her children,

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Speaker 3: knocking them down and ruining their clothes. She killed the

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Speaker 3: goat in that gravel pit. But apparently that took two shots.

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Speaker 5: And this isn't even the weirdest story about this election.

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Speaker 1: If Christine Noam says to you, let's go down to

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Speaker 1: the quarry, don't go down, go.

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Speaker 4: Down there well away.

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Speaker 5: And if arifk Jr. Says to you. I'm fascinated by skeletons.

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Speaker 1: Run tape measure starts measuring your head versus the top

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Speaker 1: of his car.

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Speaker 4: Run your boyfriend David Campbell is father of the Year.

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Speaker 1: That's next for his old man, Jimmy Barr. Their joint

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Speaker 1: fathers of You know, I can't compete with that.

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Speaker 5: But there's other categories. What do you mean.

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Speaker 3: There's also Community Leader, Community Father of the Year, there's

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Speaker 3: Sporting Father of the Year, there's best Workplace. Let me

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Speaker 3: just have Maybe I'm missing a page because your's not

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Speaker 3: on here.

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Speaker 1: You just you don't even have real papers. That's just

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Speaker 1: the form guide. So you're pretending that my list, my

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Speaker 1: name is on some sort of list.

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Speaker 3: The Australian Father and Awards celebrate three individual father in

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Speaker 3: categories and one workplace.

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Speaker 5: So that's four. Let me check again. Do you think

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Speaker 5: you should be on it? Are you father of that?

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Speaker 4: I think I should.

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Speaker 1: You know, out of all my three children, I was

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Speaker 1: there before. I was there at all of their births.

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Speaker 5: Yes, they're at the conception, they're at the birth. That

485
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Speaker 5: doesn't make you father of the Year.

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Speaker 1: I'll say this.

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Speaker 4: The last one I saved his life.

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Speaker 1: He came out the core was around his neck. The

489
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Speaker 1: birth had gone on forever, and it ended up going

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Speaker 1: into a theater, not the lyric theater, a theater theater.

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Speaker 5: It ended well for Abraham Lincoln.

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Speaker 1: And so the doctor he's saying, well, we've got a situation.

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Speaker 1: The baby is not coming out. Coincidentally, at the same time,

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Speaker 1: a bunch of medical students all gowned up came into

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Speaker 1: the because what they were going to do, helen cervix

496
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Speaker 1: hadn't come open enough for the little baby dominic to

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Speaker 1: come out. So all these students were in to watch

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Speaker 1: what they thought was going to be caesara in section.

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Speaker 1: I'm there, gowned up as well, just standing with the students. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: at the last minute, Helen's cervix gave way and little

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Speaker 1: dom came out. But as he came out, the cord

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Speaker 1: was around his neck, and I went, hey, cord, cord,

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Speaker 1: cord around the neck. And the doctor said, good, spot

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Speaker 1: that student there, and he said, as you can see

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Speaker 1: the cords around the babies the child's neck, and he said,

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Speaker 1: can you put your finger here, still thinking that I'm

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Speaker 1: a medical practitioner, put your finger here.

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Speaker 5: This story gets more every time.

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Speaker 1: This is how it is because we're on a podcast,

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Speaker 1: and I can, you know, I can. Where did you

511
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Speaker 1: put the finger between the cord and little dominic's larynx?

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Speaker 1: Because what happens a lot of times, young little kids

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Speaker 1: with gravity voices because the doctors nipped, nicked their thing,

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Speaker 1: the call we lose in the court. So I put

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Speaker 1: the finger there. He got the scalpel and he said

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Speaker 1: that was some good note the good work.

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Speaker 4: What's your name? And I said, Brendan.

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Speaker 1: He guys, and how long have you been in student?

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Speaker 4: And I said, I am the father.

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Speaker 5: How young did you look? I'm the father?

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Speaker 1: And he looked around at the other hands and he

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Speaker 1: was He just went, well, what's going on here? You idiots?

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Speaker 4: Didn't say it?

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Speaker 1: This guy? And I know I'm probably a man among men, But.

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Speaker 5: So did you go from room to room with the other.

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Speaker 4: I could do it?

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Speaker 1: So you got some hemoroids there.

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Speaker 5: Some hemrhoids? Who needs a hip replacement?

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Speaker 4: Put your finger?

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Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is are you saying the middle

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Speaker 1: one romany? When she came out, she had been helen.

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Speaker 1: My wife is an allergic to pethidine. And for those

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Speaker 1: who don't know that are in the medic medical trades

534
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Speaker 1: like I am Pethidine had an adverse reaction to Helen

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Speaker 1: and the little baby Romany. So Romony came out there

536
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Speaker 1: like this lifeless slug. So they had to give her

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Speaker 1: nah cahan to get her across the line. Well, once again,

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Speaker 1: I was Johnny on the spot. I was there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he cush you there, but the doc because they were

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Speaker 1: counting down twenty thirty and then if we don't, if

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Speaker 1: this gets to fifty, we're going to lose this kid. No,

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Speaker 1: a little Roman, little lifeless slug. And he looked at

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Speaker 1: me and he said who are you? And I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm the father yet again, and he said, he said,

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Speaker 1: what we're doing, mister Jones, is your wife.

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Speaker 4: Has had an adverse reaction to the pathoden.

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Speaker 1: We're giving her nah cahan. That's what they give the

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Speaker 1: junkies when they took too much heroin, so they injected

549
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Speaker 1: it to a foot a movie cocoonah, the old folks

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Speaker 1: touching people and pink the skin comes back to life.

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Speaker 1: That's what little Rome was like. And a lusty whale

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Speaker 1: brought her into the world.

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Speaker 5: Were you dressed as a whale?

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Speaker 1: No, No, lusty whale like a cry.

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Speaker 3: I need to ask you this though, that being father

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Speaker 3: of you doesn't mean you're president of the book. The

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Speaker 3: intervening year is also matter saying what else have you

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Speaker 3: done that?

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Speaker 1: Okay, here's my final one.

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Speaker 4: Why I'm Father of the Year.

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Speaker 1: Morgan. I was there Johnny on the spot when he

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Speaker 1: came out. Yeah, actually, no, that's not a good story

563
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Speaker 1: because I was high on the on the gas.

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Speaker 5: And I thought, I think you're a student again.

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Speaker 1: I thought, you know the little vacuum thing that they

566
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Speaker 1: put on the like for t when he came out.

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Speaker 1: So I was so high when the baby, when Morgan

568
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 1: came out, the the suction thing broke off his head.

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Speaker 1: I thought that the doctor had taken off Morgan's head.

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Speaker 1: But I was so high.

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Speaker 4: That's all right. He would just stick that back on.

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Speaker 1: When you're making a pottery you know, when you're making

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Speaker 1: pottery on a on a wheel or something and a

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Speaker 1: bit breaks up and you and you just stick it

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Speaker 1: back on.

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Speaker 4: I thought that that was going.

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Speaker 5: I wish people could see my face right now.

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Speaker 1: Do you think that's why you face of admiration?

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Speaker 3: Is that why you didn't get Father of the Year

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Speaker 3: because you were off your face when he was by?

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Speaker 3: Just you know, but it's not all about the you know.

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Speaker 3: Have tell me one story where you've redeemed yourself.

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Speaker 5: I'll wait.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 5: Congratulations to Jimmy Barnes and David Campbell. Happy Father's Day,

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Speaker 5: everybody worthy winners.

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Speaker 1: Okay, mother, that's it for the day. Come back tomorrow

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Speaker 1: for more of Jonesy and Amanda's cutting room floor