Speaker 1: Question.
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Speaker 3: Okay, the format tea so brieved yesterday. We've got on
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Speaker 3: good morning. On the line, primed, ready to go. Yesterday.
Speaker 3: One of the things I was looking for was anybody
Speaker 3: who had a gong if you be called in from work.
Speaker 3: So I don't have the gong with me, but we've
Speaker 3: got a gong at home. Barbara was one of them.
Speaker 3: So we've lined up Barbara to open the show in
Speaker 3: a minute right by sounding her gong. Sere our photo
Speaker 3: of it. If you've seen that photo, it's a beauty.
Speaker 4: Love that goal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a floor standing gong. Now. Just to help
Speaker 3: this little thing out, I've had to look for some
Speaker 3: gone facts. So you want a website as well with
Speaker 3: gong facts. I'm on Gong's Unlimited dot com. Yeah, what
Speaker 3: have you found out so far? I'm on the website
Speaker 3: just fun facts.
Speaker 4: I found out that gongs could be the oldest musical
Speaker 4: instrument in the world. Archaeologists reckon four thousand years ago
Speaker 4: the first gong was made.
Speaker 3: Started with the gong. I just found out the gong's
Speaker 3: vibrations issue from the center, unlike the bell that vibrate
Speaker 3: principally at the rim. What else have you got gongs?
Speaker 4: I've found two types of main gongs? Apparently you have
Speaker 4: three styles of gong.
Speaker 3: I've you got for two?
Speaker 4: Suspended in bowl.
Speaker 3: I've got suspended bowl and boss gong that have a
Speaker 3: raised center, boss or knob and are often suspended and
Speaker 3: played horizontally. Do you know about the gamal a gong? No? Oh,
Speaker 3: I've heard a gamal angon What a lovely sound. European
Speaker 3: orchestras often called flat gongs, tam tams and boss gong's
Speaker 3: are mentioned the previously simply gong. What else have you got?
Speaker 4: I'm running?
Speaker 3: Do you know the word gong is Javanese? I did not? Right?
Speaker 3: Are we ready to hear what a gong sounds like
Speaker 3: right in its past? Six?
Speaker 1: Barbara?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm here, Barbara. Are you buying the gonge?
Speaker 5: I understanding? Ready to go?
Speaker 3: Barbara? Before we before you hit the gong, tell us
Speaker 3: about the gong itself. How many years you have this?
Speaker 3: Where do you get it from?
Speaker 5: We bought it at a teak shop in July. We've
Speaker 5: had it for about eight or nine years. I know
Speaker 5: it's from the eighteen eighties. It's Scottish oak and it
Speaker 5: was the dinner gong for the Cameron House Hotel on
Speaker 5: Lock Lomans.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I know that hotel. It's beautiful up there,
Speaker 3: Lock Loomans, stunning. All right, Okay, that's quite a story
Speaker 3: to it. And do you use it regularly? What do
Speaker 3: you use it for?
Speaker 5: We used to use it a lot. We have a
Speaker 5: two story house, three children, and instead of whistling and
Speaker 5: yelling and calling to them, my husband thought it would
Speaker 5: be a great idea.
Speaker 3: Wow, I now know what I'm looking for For the
Speaker 3: next couple of days. I'm forever shouting up to the
Speaker 3: kids bedrooms upstairs, and they've got their headphones on their
Speaker 3: music connect and he takes about five times they go,
Speaker 3: and they go, could you have said some on the
Speaker 3: first time? Oh? Gone, there's no denying of gone. That's
Speaker 3: coming through. Surely I'm going to get a gong now,
Speaker 3: all right, Barbara, in your own time? Sound the gone
Speaker 3: ready yep, amazing? That would if you the kids and
Speaker 3: you hear that every tea time the Ceremonial're gone once more, Babs?
Speaker 3: Please satisfying sound? Isn't it something that's great? One more
Speaker 3: for Babs? Why do you gotta do it?
Speaker 4: Three times?
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Speaker 3: Had a text from my wife saying, are you at work?
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Speaker 3: with you?
Speaker 4: How much do you guys spend on your tubes of toothpaste?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: My god, I got me? Asked when you go down that? Oh?
Speaker 3: Now is it merst has it just got bigger and big?
Speaker 3: It's like its own aisle.
Speaker 4: There's way too many.
Speaker 3: Often give me walking for five minutes. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 3: it used to be two options. It was a straight one,
Speaker 3: and they're just a plain white one.
Speaker 4: And the variance in price is getting ridiculous. So you
Speaker 4: can get the I get the on sale one whatever
Speaker 4: that is, for two dollars three dollars max. This toothpaste
Speaker 4: now up to twelve dollars.
Speaker 3: I've seen that and everything in between this one. There's
Speaker 3: twelve ninety nine I saw with a golden sort of packaging.
Speaker 3: Well take that off. I might wipe three bucks. It's
Speaker 3: gods where you think it must be really good. It's
Speaker 3: a golden toothpaste, and I often look at it thinking
Speaker 3: maybe I should get that. Maybe it's like the ultimate toothpaste.
Speaker 4: That's my question. Am I missing out on some ingredient
Speaker 4: that's in the expensive toothpaste that I'm not getting in
Speaker 4: the two dollars toothpas?
Speaker 3: You know we need to ask the person. I've never
Speaker 3: I've met lots of famous bit of those veneers and
Speaker 3: very white teeth, but rob from inns. I swear to God, right,
Speaker 3: I don't even know. Like a paint color chart, there
Speaker 3: must be white white and then rot from inns. Those
Speaker 3: are what's he I bet you use that golden toothpaste.
Speaker 4: So does the whitening toothpaste. They actually work. I thought
Speaker 4: there was more of a gimmick thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know. And then there's the other one I
Speaker 3: see sometimes if you've seen the one pants, it's got
Speaker 3: charcoal in.
Speaker 7: Ah, that's terrible that stuff.
Speaker 3: So I said, I went, maybe I should get this.
Speaker 3: She went, it will wreck the sink. Put it back.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like wing charcoalar out of the fireplace.
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 8: I don't think you rub it in your guns, straight
Speaker 8: out of blended low in the midst the fireplace with
Speaker 8: black and charcoal teeth.
Speaker 4: I think charcoal is meant to be good for whitening.
Speaker 7: I don't know how that works, but you know that
Speaker 7: you're saying, is the whitening one any good?
Speaker 9: It is?
Speaker 7: We use the colgate in it's got like a stripe
Speaker 7: of gold. But to come up if you wait at
Speaker 7: Woolies once a month and off, Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then I buy it for the year three six.
Speaker 3: I just get coldgate because that's what I had as
Speaker 3: a kid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but there's even varying levels of Colgate. There's the
Speaker 4: two dollars colgate, there's eight dollars cold gate.
Speaker 3: There's there's a Coldgate, there's in a silver package. Then
Speaker 3: there's one that's got red and like a giant sort
Speaker 3: of explosion at the end of what is that going
Speaker 3: to do to my mouth?
Speaker 4: But they all claim to have expertise in different areas.
Speaker 4: You know, this is pluk, this one'sing, this one's twenty
Speaker 4: four hours.
Speaker 3: What about the ones at the bottom are the ones
Speaker 3: that use natural ingredients?
Speaker 4: We had that, We had the Alavira one.
Speaker 3: I don't know whether it's just your mind and it's
Speaker 3: just a trick they put in the other ones, but
Speaker 3: I always got the thing, this ain't doing anything. My
Speaker 3: wife went through a phase of getting some environmentally friendly
Speaker 3: and we should all do this environment friendly washing liquid
Speaker 3: that was so thin and runny. The moment you squirted
Speaker 3: it the bottle of gone, it was It's just water.
Speaker 3: It was just water essentil you're buying.
Speaker 4: We've still got the Alevira toothpaste from maybe two years
Speaker 4: ago because no one wants to use it because the
Speaker 4: taste is disgusting.
Speaker 3: It's almost like the supermarkets stock it, but it's right
Speaker 3: down the bottom, like you've got to bend down if
Speaker 3: you want to get that stuff. Let's find out then,
Speaker 3: does anyone use that mega charcoal like there is? It's
Speaker 3: the thirteens on a golden packet toothpaste? Does the tooth
Speaker 3: whitening ones? Do they actually work?
Speaker 4: And I always picked them at random? Does anybody swear
Speaker 4: by their toothpaste and always go for the same one?
Speaker 3: I bet? I tell you what though about people who
Speaker 3: are very very loyal to one thing. Whatever you wash
Speaker 3: your clothes in, do you always use the same thing?
Speaker 4: We just change? Actually, oh, do we have time for it?
Speaker 3: Don't go into it next? What tease? Can't wait to
Speaker 3: find out more?
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Speaker 3: Was in the supermarket yesterday and saw, like we all
Speaker 3: do these days, the ridiculous amount. What do you reckon?
Speaker 3: There is fifty different choices now in toothpaste.
Speaker 4: Way too much choice of toothpaste, and such a crazy
Speaker 4: variance in price as well. I always go for the
Speaker 4: discount and whatever it's on sale.
Speaker 3: I feel if you're doing the shop and you're doing
Speaker 3: that with every single item.
Speaker 4: And I am questioning whether you get paying the twelve
Speaker 4: dollars is the most expensive toothpaste if you're actually getting anything.
Speaker 3: I love it when people go, like here in Melbourne,
Speaker 3: I can't believe it's telve dollars. You're happy to pay
Speaker 3: nine dollars or eight dollars for an overpriced cup of
Speaker 3: coffee which you believe is the world's greatest coffee, right,
Speaker 3: which you'll drink in about two minutes and then require another one.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go into lines find out who's using
Speaker 3: these expensive top of the range toothpaste. Good morning someone,
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show. So we're also talking about charcoal toothpaste.
Speaker 3: What do you know about that?
Speaker 9: It maybe remind reminded me of my grandma, my Italian
Speaker 9: grandmoma Norna.
Speaker 10: She used to take it out.
Speaker 5: Of a fire, barbecue charcoal.
Speaker 11: And brush your teeth.
Speaker 3: We were joking earlier, not at all.
Speaker 12: Thanks for being a gentle nurse.
Speaker 13: And I've tried every toothpaste and now I'm buying the
Speaker 13: Colgate one with charcoal in it.
Speaker 3: We've been vindicated. I don't like the taste of it, though.
Speaker 12: The Courgate one's not bad because it's got the miss wait, so.
Speaker 4: Someone was your nana mixing it with toothpaste or.
Speaker 3: Was your nona like a crazy charcoal.
Speaker 4: She was just putting charcoal on the toothbrush of oven tooth, just.
Speaker 13: Rubbing it in the mouth the barbecue and straight into
Speaker 13: the mouth.
Speaker 3: So your Nona would come up to the barbeco, do
Speaker 3: you want chicken or snacks?
Speaker 10: Just want.
Speaker 4: Hollywood smile.
Speaker 3: Around the barbecue before I leave her? Can I just
Speaker 3: have some of that barbecue? Guest, just brush my teeth
Speaker 3: on out?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Now, used to laugh. She has some weird things.
Speaker 14: I could tell you some more.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, what just give us one more?
Speaker 3: What do you mean.
Speaker 12: The newspaper to shave her legs? So she sinks her hair, Yeah,
Speaker 12: like explaining torch.
Speaker 3: She's light in a newspaper. And then what wave over
Speaker 3: a hairy legs? Yes, like little farmers do that with
Speaker 3: the field. I think they called it burn in the
Speaker 3: stubble legs?
Speaker 12: Yeah, well she is Italian?
Speaker 4: Do we go for one more?
Speaker 3: Have you got another one? One for the the last one?
Speaker 13: My mom still uses this today, vinnegar in the hair for.
Speaker 3: Conditional like a fish and chip shop.
Speaker 15: Yeah, what a nona?
Speaker 3: It's a hell of it at the old blackened chargol
Speaker 3: barbecue teeth stinking a vinegar and then burning their hairy necks.
Speaker 3: I love it, all of it, So send you one
Speaker 3: of our littler steins. Thank you very much. That cool.
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Speaker 3: I think all of us when you do supermarket shopping,
Speaker 3: and there are certain things where you'll just get as
Speaker 3: cheap as you can because it's one of your basics.
Speaker 3: And there are those other areas where you don't scrimp.
Speaker 3: You actually want your pay for the extra, the more
Speaker 3: expensive one. My wife and I always argue whenever she
Speaker 3: does the supermarket shop should come back with the most basic,
Speaker 3: flimsy lou roll you get old of.
Speaker 4: No, you gotta get a thick edge because you.
Speaker 3: Like the stuff that schools use. Schools have the cheapest
Speaker 3: loe role, don't you wear It's like tracing paper. You
Speaker 3: have to literally actually use that whole row and wrap
Speaker 3: to get any other as you're going to break through.
Speaker 3: I like a nice three play. I like that sort
Speaker 3: of padded quilt, the quilted one.
Speaker 4: Because I don't think you're actually saving money because with
Speaker 4: the thin sheets, you're just getting more of it to
Speaker 4: pattern and.
Speaker 3: That's what I always say was I love the word.
Speaker 3: Just seeing the word on the front there, quilting. You know,
Speaker 3: my backside is going to be comforted, and it's wiping
Speaker 3: by quilted but a tissue.
Speaker 4: I could sleep under this if I I won't. It's
Speaker 4: for wiping my butt.
Speaker 3: She's using a pillow on my ass. I'm happy to
Speaker 3: say that in a live read for quilt text of
Speaker 3: those people. Okay, Michelle's in the line. And not only
Speaker 3: does she buy the twelve dollars toothpaste, I didn't know
Speaker 3: there's another layer up a bot.
Speaker 4: I thought twelve was the maximum? Michelle, how high do you?
Speaker 3: She knows about the v VIP toothpaste? Michelle, Good morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Christian, how are you? I'm good? Michelle. Tell
Speaker 3: us about this toothpaste that you use them.
Speaker 10: I use a toothpaste made by Willie Nelson.
Speaker 3: The country western singer.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, I mean, an.
Speaker 3: Amazing legendary singer. I didn't know he's also knocking out toothpaste.
Speaker 10: Well, I can't even actually, I've probably got to be
Speaker 10: the blonde moment. I can't even remember if he's still a.
Speaker 3: Wive, is he? Yeah? Willie Nelson is still alive.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm just looking at him though he doesn't.
Speaker 4: It's not like he has famously white, beautiful teeth he's got.
Speaker 3: He's got a good rack in there, he has.
Speaker 4: It's all right.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, google's age. When you get to Willie
Speaker 3: Nelson's age, your teeth starting to fall apart. Not Willie Nelson.
Speaker 4: He's eighty eight. Okay, fair enough, and now look at
Speaker 4: the right good teeth. Eighty eight.
Speaker 3: I'll give you that. He's got a great grid in there.
Speaker 10: So that's right.
Speaker 3: How much is the toothpaste that's made my Willy Nelson?
Speaker 10: It's about sixteen eighty dollars depending on where you go.
Speaker 3: Is it wrong? That's right. I think you can get
Speaker 3: a half decent bottle of wife.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 10: You can't. You can't. You can't say, oh, I've got
Speaker 10: beautiful teeth because i've been good wine.
Speaker 3: That's a good point. Actually, I've tried that one before. Teeth. Yes,
Speaker 3: And what's in Willie Nelson's toothpaste.
Speaker 10: Well, I've tried that. I think there's two flavors that
Speaker 10: I've tried, one cinnamon in it and the other ones
Speaker 10: like a light peppermint.
Speaker 3: Like you couldn't even step to putting four heavy peppermint
Speaker 3: in there for sixteen dollars.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Well, my grandkids actually don't like the peppermint taste, so
Speaker 10: I actually buy them expensive toothpaste as well.
Speaker 3: And why did you go for Willie Nelson's one? Is
Speaker 3: it's supposed to be very good.
Speaker 10: It's in a jar. It's in a jar a job, yeah,
Speaker 10: instead of a toothpaste because it's got no plastic for
Speaker 10: the tube.
Speaker 4: Works so well because it squeezes the toothpaste out.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but how many people I'm a cleaner by trade.
Speaker 10: It doesn't call it a domestic engineer. We'll let me
Speaker 10: call me that. That's more sophisticated. And I I've cleaned
Speaker 10: up after toothpaste for years because the tube I find
Speaker 10: when adults use it most of the time. But the
Speaker 10: tubes they squitch stuff all over the place. They get
Speaker 10: hard if you don't close the lead where this one
Speaker 10: you know, sorry you've lost.
Speaker 3: I think me on this one. I think that the
Speaker 3: tube of toothpaste works so well.
Speaker 4: Who's squeezing the tube all over the bathes?
Speaker 10: Lazy people?
Speaker 7: Kids steal it all the time.
Speaker 13: Lady, that sounds like too much effort.
Speaker 3: These lazy people's squeezing an entire toothpaste tube. It's renowned
Speaker 3: for lazy people.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Audrey gets it on the mirror, she gets it everywhere.
Speaker 4: Vanity what walls jumping up and down on the tube
Speaker 4: to get in there.
Speaker 10: I know they just get you know, like a bad
Speaker 10: flow happening.
Speaker 3: From domestic engineers.
Speaker 10: Have you seen those squeeze and things? Are these things
Speaker 10: that you put on the toothpaste and you wind it
Speaker 10: so they don't get that?
Speaker 14: All?
Speaker 4: No, because I've never had problem getting the toast, and
Speaker 4: if I had, I've.
Speaker 10: Never had problems. But I tell you I've cleaned up
Speaker 10: so much toothpaste in my life. It's great to actually
Speaker 10: taking off. You know, when you're you're light, it all shadowy.
Speaker 10: Use toothpaste and it takes that that the illness of them.
Speaker 3: Oh, listen, Michelle, this has been very informative. Thank you
Speaker 3: very much and cool have a good day you too,
Speaker 3: Bye bye. I think I can safely say for the
Speaker 3: next covery of the show, we do not need to
Speaker 3: talk about toothpaste again. We've useduff all the time.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian Common Show podcast, all right.
Speaker 3: Then, before we go to late La party. Just the
Speaker 3: thing about Willy Nelson's toothpaste that the last caller was
Speaker 3: talking about, which is got to quick look into this. Now,
Speaker 3: there is a very expensive natural brand called Nelson's. I
Speaker 3: think they're American. They're not in any way affiliated with
Speaker 3: the Country Western ntioned Willie Nelson. They are just called Nelson.
Speaker 4: There's nothing on the internet to say Willy Nelson ever
Speaker 4: made toothpaste, ever plans to make a toothpaste.
Speaker 3: He's really good at singing and playing in the guitar
Speaker 3: along with his son Lucas Nelson, but they don't knock
Speaker 3: out toothpaste. She mentioned it was in a John Nelson's
Speaker 3: and around the sixteen dollar market. This is all true,
Speaker 3: but it's nothing to do with Willy Nelson. Just to
Speaker 3: clarify this, but it is called Nelson's. I wonder now
Speaker 3: if this is going to make us stop buying it
Speaker 3: that the recent detroying is thinking that the country and
Speaker 3: Western singer makes out is far more ranch. All right,
Speaker 3: Late La Party, the Home of all your emails. First
Speaker 3: of all, their first couple of emails are coming to
Speaker 3: talk about. That's what happened the other day on the
Speaker 3: show when we just got into it. That you used
Speaker 3: to go to bed wearing a nighty.
Speaker 4: It wasn't until midway through the show that I learned
Speaker 4: that no other little boys did this, but me and
Speaker 4: my brother grew up in nineties as our what we
Speaker 4: wore to bed.
Speaker 3: Well, people aren't coming to the defense, thank you. It's
Speaker 3: taking a couple of days for them to gather.
Speaker 4: They couldn't be, didn't have the guts to call on
Speaker 4: the phone. So we're riding anonymous.
Speaker 3: Hiding in the shadows. Christian, I too come from a
Speaker 3: boy ninety family, but we all winter ninety as opposed
Speaker 3: to Jack's annual all year round ninety. Noticed that my
Speaker 3: mom used to make them from blue tracksuit pant material
Speaker 3: did have Even at fifteen, I was still wearing one.
Speaker 3: I wore a winning the Boon ninety when I was
Speaker 3: fifteen years of age. This is what Luke, who finishes with,
Speaker 3: I'm here for you Jack, Thank you, Luke, Good morning team.
Speaker 3: I was wondering just about Jack's night shirt. So many
Speaker 3: questions storm. Did Jack ever go on school camp? And
Speaker 3: suddenly when everyone else was getting to bed, and it
Speaker 3: starts putting on his night dress. Actually a good question,
Speaker 3: why haven't my school camp.
Speaker 4: Can't remember I skipped the first school camp I was
Speaker 4: meant to go on because.
Speaker 3: I because you're worried about the night dress situation.
Speaker 4: Maybe I actually remember being too scared to go to
Speaker 4: leave home and I my mom let me skip the
Speaker 4: first camp sadly, so I didn't go to camp until
Speaker 4: I was in grade six, so I probably grew out
Speaker 4: of it by then.
Speaker 3: Michelle has another question too, what about friends call a
Speaker 3: ound for sleepover or sleepover at a friend's house. Did
Speaker 3: anyone else just notice r A ninety. That's from Michelle Christian.
Speaker 3: I also come to the defense of Jack. He is normal.
Speaker 3: He's clearly got good fashion since he's not alone. I'm
Speaker 3: fifty seven and I reckon I've been wearing a night
Speaker 3: shirts to bed every night for over fifty years. This
Speaker 3: guy is still rocking it. Not only are they warm
Speaker 3: and comfortable where they look great. I think I've got
Speaker 3: about fine night shirts in the drawer, both long and
Speaker 3: short sleep for summer or winter nights, including family colors
Speaker 3: vary from blues and grays to tart and stays. Drug
Speaker 3: Jack night shirts are a men's bedtime fashion statement. That's
Speaker 3: from Rick in Port Melbourne. We now move on. Now
Speaker 3: we've got a Port Phillip Christian, when I was a
Speaker 3: young kid out on Port Philip Bay. This is going
Speaker 3: back to a phone and we did the other day
Speaker 3: about what we covered in very quickly. Before I get there,
Speaker 3: you'll be in this story. Christian. When I was a
Speaker 3: young kid out in Port Philip Bay in a little
Speaker 3: tiny boat with my dad, I desperately need to go
Speaker 3: to la toilet. Remember the phone was called what were
Speaker 3: you covered him? Dad gave me a little bucket to
Speaker 3: pee in, and then I asked him where would I
Speaker 3: put it once I was done. He didn't think about
Speaker 3: it enough because he just told me to tip it
Speaker 3: over the side, even though we were traveling at quite
Speaker 3: some speed at that time. We're all ahead of this.
Speaker 3: You're a couple of seconds in the future, he realized
Speaker 3: as soon as he finished sayings, it will been happening. Yes,
Speaker 3: my dad got covered in the bucket of his or
Speaker 3: just pee as we were going out fishing. We didn't
Speaker 3: go back to shore for quite a time. There's a
Speaker 3: horrible smell in the sun as it dried. Karen, thank
Speaker 3: you very much. Sure the email, Christiana want to come
Speaker 3: to the defense of the Turkish delight. Turkish delight should
Speaker 3: be eaten as God intended it in its naked state,
Speaker 3: which is fantastic, and not the solid blob covered in
Speaker 3: chocolate like you get in the supermarkets. Daniel, I have
Speaker 3: had in Turkey the actual Turkey to light, which is
Speaker 3: there's no chocolate around it. It's completely different. It's really
Speaker 3: really nice. You have it with I think apple tea Christian.
Speaker 3: Since you asked, my top three chocolates are twigs TwixT twigs.
Speaker 4: Ah, the twigs is such a basic chocolate.
Speaker 3: But I'll tell you this the only thing I would
Speaker 3: say it's great with if you ever have a nice
Speaker 3: cup of tea. Do you occasionally like to have a
Speaker 3: nice cup of tea? Yeah?
Speaker 4: But I wouldn't dip the twigs in there.
Speaker 3: No, you dip it in and then suck the tea
Speaker 3: up through the twigs like a chocolate straw.
Speaker 4: No, try it better with a tim tam.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, try it with a twig. Just please
Speaker 3: try it this weekend? One final one. Then let's go
Speaker 3: with where should I go with a this Christian? I
Speaker 3: wasn't listening to the show yesterday, but I heard a
Speaker 3: quick replay of something during the day about you talking
Speaker 3: about Crocs now being fresh. I work for Crocs. Tell
Speaker 3: you what, we have some very connected listeners from the
Speaker 3: top end of town. Bobby Big Bulls here. It works
Speaker 3: for Crocs. This show goes right to the top. They're
Speaker 3: like the Illuminati of footwear.
Speaker 4: I think we were pretty anti CROs yesterday.
Speaker 3: I just said how my kids are rocking them, and
Speaker 3: they said to me, they're in again. Now you should
Speaker 3: wear a Croc, and I think I'd beat anti. It's
Speaker 3: cutainly not cool. If a forty eight year old guy
Speaker 3: is rocking Crocs. Christner, what for Crocs? I was wondering
Speaker 3: if you and chat will be interested in a free
Speaker 3: pair that we could personalize to make them look more
Speaker 3: attractive for you guys, I look forward to hearing back
Speaker 3: from you. What do we say to Paul from the
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Speaker 4: I have to say yes to free cross all right, Paul.
Speaker 3: We'll giving it a go.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'carls show podcast.
Speaker 3: Goldathon is back today, said a little breathe. For the
Speaker 3: last two days, Inns restart the warehouse for the Golden
Speaker 3: marshwashing machines. Two to be one this morning. Thanks for
Speaker 3: two guys in the sailing. Yes, in the four seventy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I love the four eighty, but four seventy is great
Speaker 3: as well. Class they call it the class. Yeah. Maybe
Speaker 3: I should have just brushed up on this before. So
Speaker 3: I was speaking to an entire city.
Speaker 4: But any who Felure wins boat race?
Speaker 3: You know any wash, missines, there's nowhere about the wors
Speaker 3: got advance back, baby, tell you how we're giving them
Speaker 3: away in about half an hour's time. All I can
Speaker 3: say for now is we're going old school. Do you
Speaker 3: know because we're going Yeah, No, I know what we're doing. Patsy.
Speaker 3: Did you know what we're doing? No, not an idea
Speaker 3: to no basis nothing new there? You know what they
Speaker 3: know right now? Then we ran out of time. Yesterday
Speaker 3: we were doing do you Owner? Three? Things? We were
Speaker 3: trying to speak to people yesterday Do Your Owner? Gone?
Speaker 3: We found Barbara and this morning she kicked the sheholf
Speaker 3: in some star but actually banging her gone at six am.
Speaker 3: If you want to know what it sounds like a
Speaker 3: six here's the goal. That is, I think how we
Speaker 3: need to start the show every day, So tick off
Speaker 3: the goal. Also, you can speak to anyone who owns
Speaker 3: a mannequin or life size cut out, something and something
Speaker 3: stuffed nine one O four three Fiona, good morning.
Speaker 9: Good morning Christian Crewe. How are you doing?
Speaker 3: Good feefe? And what do you own them?
Speaker 9: I own three mannequins and four full sized skeletons.
Speaker 3: It's quite a sort of what you're going to, madam?
Speaker 3: Two sorts there in the garage. How can you've got
Speaker 3: You've got several. Yes.
Speaker 13: I love Halloween.
Speaker 9: You can keep Christmas and the Easter Bonnie can get boiled.
Speaker 13: I love Halloween.
Speaker 3: Strong. What happens at Halloween?
Speaker 9: Then I do a full frontal front flag.
Speaker 4: That's a show that's scary for the neighborhood.
Speaker 3: AnyWho a full frontal at the house, Yes, a.
Speaker 9: Full front garden display. So I have an interactive that
Speaker 9: the children come.
Speaker 6: In and.
Speaker 3: Interactive let's move on, let's body.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 9: So last year the mannequins was the bride and groom
Speaker 9: and the two page children. So and then the skeletons
Speaker 9: are around in the graveyard and do another thing.
Speaker 3: Incredible, it's all very good.
Speaker 9: Photograph. I sent you an email yesterday with photograph.
Speaker 3: You can see my spam filters. Skeleton frontal filter. I've
Speaker 3: had to have it in store.
Speaker 9: I'm already planning next year or this year's holloween.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's happening?
Speaker 9: And they're all I'm going to have them all working,
Speaker 9: So the manequins are actually going to be washing my
Speaker 9: car while the skeletons are mowing the lawn and cutting
Speaker 9: the hedge.
Speaker 3: And I'll have one do you mean they're going to
Speaker 3: be working?
Speaker 9: Yes, well I'll have one working, well, not actually physically working,
Speaker 9: but propped up with the lawnmower, and another one with
Speaker 9: the hedge clippers.
Speaker 3: Is twenty four seven, seven days a week.
Speaker 9: No, I only have it for the day for Halloween Day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, otherwise if you're driving that scene, you know, like
Speaker 3: five am trading have scared?
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, title, lots of kids come through life. It
Speaker 9: was absolutely amazing.
Speaker 3: Oh that's great. Any one of our liddless Stynes, maybe
Speaker 3: one of the skeletons can be holding it?
Speaker 9: Oh, definitely, definitely.
Speaker 3: Any full fronto later on this ship. Thanks, it's a
Speaker 3: Halloween thing. Bye bye now, John, Good morning.
Speaker 12: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 3: Now are we shot and stunned? Shot and stunned? After
Speaker 3: chatting to Feefee, what do you own?
Speaker 4: John, I own a life size cut out of Gary
Speaker 4: Ablett dressed up.
Speaker 12: In his footage gear.
Speaker 3: Obviously a Cats fan. Yeah, nine hour back.
Speaker 15: From a bomber. But I got it off the next bomber,
Speaker 15: John Barnes. He gave it to me, Dad, and it
Speaker 15: lives in the garage next to the TV and you.
Speaker 9: Look at him all night when you watch the footy.
Speaker 4: And yeah, it's like a family heirloom, passed down from
Speaker 4: generation to generation.
Speaker 15: Pretty much, from a John to a John to another John.
Speaker 3: The whole line of John's. You got to find the
Speaker 3: next John to give it to.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I know I'm having a son, but missus Waite,
Speaker 13: let me call him John.
Speaker 3: Maybe a middle name, maybe a middle name in there.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, that Christian.
Speaker 3: You should take it on Antiques Road Show. Believe this
Speaker 3: is from the I wish I could have been, all right, John.
Speaker 4: I don't know how many people ever ware cut out
Speaker 4: of Garryblet.
Speaker 3: I'm happy to find out this morning. Anyone else got
Speaker 3: one one four three? Are you the only person in
Speaker 3: Melbourne or Victoria with a life size cutout? Let's find
Speaker 3: out nine four one four one O four three John,
Speaker 3: A treat to talk to you this morning.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 13: I don't know whatever, Christian, I'm not fast.
Speaker 3: Okay, John, thank you very much. Call we're not excited.
Speaker 3: If you've got that twenty four seven staring back at
Speaker 3: you while you watched a TV I find that quite
Speaker 3: I just want to know what he misheard what you
Speaker 3: request was. I can't get back to the then in
Speaker 3: the garage. The eyes of a cutout they follow you
Speaker 3: everywhere around there, you know.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Tell you what I've learned this morning. If you have
Speaker 3: a mannekin or life size cutout, you're a who. We
Speaker 3: had some funny callers today, Fiona and John. So John,
Speaker 3: the last guy we spoke to, has got a life
Speaker 3: sized cutout of Gary Ablett and it was handed down by.
Speaker 4: His dad, also called John, and he got it from
Speaker 4: John Barnes, who played for Esson the Cats.
Speaker 3: So it's a long lineage of John. Let's go to
Speaker 3: how we got here. Mick, Good morning, Mick, I'm good.
Speaker 3: So what do you own? A you an a mannequin?
Speaker 15: A few annequins, the female torsos without the legs, all
Speaker 15: the arms and one of them most.
Speaker 16: And the others.
Speaker 12: Uh lame server.
Speaker 3: We got Buffalo Bill Sam Quentin prisoner in America. You
Speaker 3: make lambshades out of them. Yeah, yeah, it's nice to have.
Speaker 3: Everyone's got to have a half time. Yeah, exactly does
Speaker 3: past the time? All right, Mick, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: You ca have a good day. Yeah, good, Sorry I
Speaker 3: put it. Do you think that's nice? Breakfast creation? A killer?
Speaker 3: Good lord? This is actually the most chilling court I've
Speaker 3: ever had in my whole career. Torsos of female torsos.
Speaker 3: Get this guy on air, Get this guy on there,
Speaker 3: seventeen minutes by seven while people having their breakfast alight
Speaker 3: this Jesse Jesse.
Speaker 15: Good morning Christian. That was a bit of a weird one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm kind that the only one creative? Creative, creative, Yes, Jesse,
Speaker 3: what do you own a life size cutout of? Well?
Speaker 15: I believe that I'm a bit of a fact checker here.
Speaker 15: That life size cut out of John Barnes of Sorry,
Speaker 15: of Gary Ablett Senior is still in the shed at
Speaker 15: my father's house. So I'm actually John's brother, and we
Speaker 15: listened to Gold every morning, and I just yeah, like
Speaker 15: the fact check that and still states that Gary Ablett
Speaker 15: Senior post his head out behind the TV when we
Speaker 15: watched Friday night football at my parents house.
Speaker 4: So you know the previous John is that your brother John?
Speaker 15: But John is my brother, the one that you spoke.
Speaker 3: To, thought mars brother. No, but that John we spoke
Speaker 3: to you're his brother, yes, And this is so.
Speaker 15: The other conversation that was yesterday was what have your
Speaker 15: parents done? My father's name is John as well, and
Speaker 15: my middle brother's name is Joseph.
Speaker 3: Well Jesse.
Speaker 4: So what I'm getting is there's no new Gary ablets here,
Speaker 4: just the same Gary Ablet from a different person's perspective.
Speaker 3: Just verifying it, but just clarifying this is correct. Thank
Speaker 3: you for verifying. Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Wow, I did not put Jesse.
Speaker 3: I'm sure I did not speak together.
Speaker 4: One of mine.
Speaker 8: Bread save the day, all right, bring up the bas Brett,
Speaker 8: good morning, good morning.
Speaker 3: It's struggling, Uh, Brett, what are you in a life
Speaker 3: size cut out off?
Speaker 4: I've got a Garylett and tell me this is a
Speaker 4: new one, not the same one related to John.
Speaker 3: The brothers of John.
Speaker 17: Well, it's a new one, I believe, and that was
Speaker 17: given to me by my dadd's name is John and
Speaker 17: my middle name John.
Speaker 3: You're Brett, Yeah, But your real name is John.
Speaker 15: My middle middle name john.
Speaker 3: John, John John, and you related to all the John's. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a show of John's. Now, how how did you
Speaker 3: get hold of Gary Ambiott Senior? The cutout?
Speaker 17: I think there gave to me. He's a made to
Speaker 17: put us on I and you know what better?
Speaker 14: They have your house and to push.
Speaker 3: Jack what better?
Speaker 4: So what room is Gary in?
Speaker 3: I think he s painting off cuts of a carpet
Speaker 3: the lawn mower.
Speaker 17: Yeah, you got to be discussed out the last his
Speaker 17: going final sorr m.
Speaker 3: Bed of shame. Alright, Uh so we now know by
Speaker 3: my there are two Gary Senior cutouts. All right, let's
Speaker 3: get the other John back who we spoke to, right,
Speaker 3: the original John is Everyone's.
Speaker 4: Not to speak speaking to many John.
Speaker 3: Let's try it. Let's get the other John back online
Speaker 3: two anyway, if that's calling in Brett slash.
Speaker 1: John Christian Connell Show podcast to.
Speaker 3: The people that are calling in sniffing around, want to
Speaker 3: know when we're giving the golden washing machines away? Do
Speaker 3: not do that. We put down all your names and
Speaker 3: number on the naughty list. And I ring Sampang, all right,
Speaker 3: I ring Fife and I share your name and number
Speaker 3: and you win nothing, sir, good day. No washing machines
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 16: Do not.
Speaker 3: We will tell you and invite you to call in
Speaker 3: for them. You don't call on me? All right? Got
Speaker 3: other stuff going on, human lampshade, you know, and John Confucion.
Speaker 4: Willie Nelson's toothpaste.
Speaker 3: I'm just thinking. I was just shining down some of
Speaker 3: my tabs from this morning show. There's nine tabs. Three
Speaker 3: of them are looking for Willy Neilson's toothpaste. I'm going
Speaker 3: a job. Is this all right? So in the last
Speaker 3: two weeks, been trying this out, the one word phoning.
Speaker 3: Can we do a phone in and get stories from
Speaker 3: you guy? Go guys just using one one words. We've
Speaker 3: done windows, doors and then hills last week. We've got
Speaker 3: some great stories today. There's been a lot of it
Speaker 3: in the news this week because what tellstra doing? Payphones?
Speaker 3: All right? The one word phone in today is about payphones.
Speaker 3: Payphones used to be a huge part of our lives,
Speaker 3: connected to landlines. This is obviously before mobiles. There are
Speaker 3: a massive part of my life growing up, Patsy Jack, payphones.
Speaker 4: Payphones for me, was I remember you could dall a
Speaker 4: number without evening, putting money into and you would still
Speaker 4: get the rings and you would get like a split
Speaker 4: second of somebody answering before the call disconnected. So we
Speaker 4: would sometimes if we couldn't be bothered walking home from
Speaker 4: the station, save as raining, or we just couldn't be bothered,
Speaker 4: try to ring mum and in that split second go
Speaker 4: come be yourself from the station and it might take
Speaker 4: two or three rings, but she would get the message
Speaker 4: and then now lift would arrive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember that. So we had a code where
Speaker 3: I would ring, it would ring three times, then I'd
Speaker 3: call again, ringing three times again, using no money. That
Speaker 3: was the standard code. So this Morning's one word phone
Speaker 3: in payphones Christian no Connells show podcast One word phone
Speaker 3: in This Morning payphones Because all numbers now any phonesays
Speaker 3: live in there. You don't actively have to dial out
Speaker 3: a number like we used to all the time to
Speaker 3: speak to mom and dad or friends. I still remember
Speaker 3: my mom and Dad's old home phone number from the
Speaker 3: eighties eight seven eighty six nine.
Speaker 4: O nine four nine nine three seven five one, and
Speaker 4: I still remember my childhood friend landline number.
Speaker 3: I reckon I could tell you Kevin Mark and Toby's
Speaker 3: number because of dining out so many times I as
Speaker 3: a muscle memory was I still don't know my wife's
Speaker 3: mobile number. I couldn't tell you that or any of
Speaker 3: the kids.
Speaker 4: Do you know Yankers is the only one I know?
Speaker 3: Do you know Chris's parts?
Speaker 18: Yes?
Speaker 3: I do both, and me feel.
Speaker 4: Really bad only because you have to write it on
Speaker 4: forms when you're putting down next of kin.
Speaker 3: Or find it in the information A bit of the store.
Speaker 3: All information. All right, one more phone in payphones. Let's
Speaker 3: go to mail. Good morning, Mail morning, Christian.
Speaker 13: How are you going?
Speaker 3: I'm good mal So mail payphones. Yeah.
Speaker 13: So when I was a little girl, we're going aback
Speaker 13: a while. But we had a house up in Warburton
Speaker 13: and there was a payphone directly across the road. So
Speaker 13: my younger sister and I would go across with ten
Speaker 13: cents in hang up and it would spit out like
Speaker 13: fifty cents and you could do it as many times
Speaker 13: as she wanted, and then we'd go up to the
Speaker 13: shop and buy some lollies. And course back then though,
Speaker 13: when we're like half cent lo sure was like party
Speaker 13: her bag.
Speaker 4: What a glitch in the system.
Speaker 3: Oh, I want to go in a time traveling device.
Speaker 3: Because if you're a kid, a machine's like Tom Hansen
Speaker 3: Big that's zong Town spinning out money and then you
Speaker 3: can trade those in for sweets. W that's incredible now
Speaker 3: that so you're very lucky. I'm actually jealous you had
Speaker 3: that in your childhood. Mal thanks you story.
Speaker 13: Thanks Christian, have a great day and you.
Speaker 3: Thanks Corning Kerry. Good morning morning, Christian Pattern Jacks, Good morning.
Speaker 3: Can you yeah, here we go, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Carry payphones?
Speaker 19: Yeah, about twenty years ago, or just over twenty years ago,
Speaker 19: my parents lived in a place in rural Queensland. She
Speaker 19: was just farms and the corner store and the primary school.
Speaker 19: That's all there were was and at a payphone. So
Speaker 19: Tells decides they're going to get rid of the payphone.
Speaker 19: The community objected, but no, they're getting rid of it.
Speaker 19: They send out the Telstra technicians. He disabled the phone.
Speaker 19: He goes to get back of his Teltra tractic, go
Speaker 19: back into the town. It doesn't don't start. So we
Speaker 19: have the locals at the shop and the mechanic. Can
Speaker 19: I use your finally your mobile?
Speaker 12: I said no.
Speaker 3: This story is one hundred percent Australia I love this now, mate,
Speaker 3: make the phone work in what happened?
Speaker 12: So we had to we had to go on.
Speaker 19: The payphone papers. I'm still there there, but I'm kid.
Speaker 19: It was one of the guys.
Speaker 3: I love this people, but I was sticking it to
Speaker 3: the man. That is great. Imagine him having to make
Speaker 3: that called on the locals were a little bit tasty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they probably were under the hood of his car
Speaker 4: as well. Mate, whatever the reason that his car wasn't starting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kerry, that's a great one. We'll send you a price.
Speaker 3: Thanks for you. Cool. Thank you, Mike. Good morning, payphones,
Speaker 3: Good Christian, how are you? I'm good, Mike. So, payphones,
Speaker 3: what's your story for us?
Speaker 17: As kids? We just go down to the local payphone
Speaker 17: and there was a number week a doll and it
Speaker 17: was one double night your dollar number. You'd hang the
Speaker 17: phone back up, an actual phone would start ringing, So
Speaker 17: you'd be watching people walking past, stopping looking at the phone.
Speaker 17: What's going on?
Speaker 15: There?
Speaker 17: Got an answer?
Speaker 15: It there?
Speaker 9: No one be there.
Speaker 17: We did it so many times, it's hilarious.
Speaker 4: I wish I knew about that me too.
Speaker 3: It's interesting, right, Mike, you're talking about because you all
Speaker 3: knew where the local payphones were, didn't you? And it
Speaker 3: was it was like a key part of the weekend
Speaker 3: for kids, wasn't it going to the phone image telling kids?
Speaker 3: Now we used to go and you know, I think
Speaker 3: you're just carry around there with that used to be
Speaker 3: a high light of the day, a meeting place, hanging
Speaker 3: around the phone. That's great, Mike, thank you very much
Speaker 3: and cool.
Speaker 17: Thanks guy.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Nick. Hi, Nick, payphones.
Speaker 14: Sorry, I'm not sure if payphones have their own phone
Speaker 14: number and then you can call them for the phone
Speaker 14: will ring itself. So we used to go to Greensborough
Speaker 14: Plaza where we used to hang o out and we
Speaker 14: were prank mom and dad and they would know only
Speaker 14: that phone number, so they would call back that phone
Speaker 14: number and we could actually have a conversation with them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I reckon it was fifty to fifty will in
Speaker 3: terms of time that those phone calls useful between pranking
Speaker 3: people and making actual course meant it was. I think
Speaker 3: pranks were born in payphones, weren't they. Did you usually
Speaker 3: do that to your mates? To mum and dad.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't even the fifty cents that it cost to
Speaker 4: pray somebody I wouldn't pay, so no, I never used
Speaker 4: to pray from the phone.
Speaker 3: The type PRANKSTERUF the budget version of Jackass, But yeah,
Speaker 3: I remember that. Yeah, Nick, thank you very much. To
Speaker 3: cal thank you. Let's going to Grant. Good morning, Grant. Hey, y'all,
Speaker 3: I'm good Grant. Payphones. Yeah.
Speaker 9: My parents being English, they used to get their realities
Speaker 9: to ring them from the UK.
Speaker 14: The phone box was broken, so they'd get these international
Speaker 14: phone calls in the eighthes for all three.
Speaker 3: Wow. And it used to be back in the eighties
Speaker 3: very very expensive to call internationally. I remember there was
Speaker 3: a I think even in the seventies you had to
Speaker 3: call a switchboard and tell them the number you want
Speaker 3: to speak to wherever it was in the world. You
Speaker 3: couldn't just call someone directly. They would actually have a
Speaker 3: switchboard that you'd have to use. Grant, what are you
Speaker 3: up to the background.
Speaker 17: By the way, I got some horses on a truck,
Speaker 17: so big.
Speaker 3: Horses, wild Umbrian animals. Quick chat on the radio. I
Speaker 3: love it and the same men can't multitask. Have a
Speaker 3: good day mate, take care you watch them ponies? Uh?
Speaker 3: We got Soandra, Good morning, good morning, payphones.
Speaker 10: Yes, we're not always a teenager. Group of us used
Speaker 10: to hanging out.
Speaker 14: At the local shop.
Speaker 10: So we decided to see.
Speaker 9: How many people we could fit into a phone box.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Classic.
Speaker 3: This was again things to do before the internet.
Speaker 13: Yes, so there was a few big people and little
Speaker 13: people and we had them on top of each other.
Speaker 3: What was your world record? What was your personal best?
Speaker 10: I think it was like six or seven. That the
Speaker 10: hardest part was is to get the door open after
Speaker 10: we're all in there.
Speaker 3: Yes, because it holded inwards, letting a balloon out something here,
Speaker 3: we're just flying up into the atmosphere.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 11: We just one day.
Speaker 10: We thought it was hard enough getting two people in there.
Speaker 14: We thought we'll just see how many.
Speaker 9: People we get you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, lovely Sneers, thank you very much your story.
Speaker 13: Okay, thank you bye, thank you?
Speaker 3: All right, all this talk about payphones. Goldon is back
Speaker 3: after a two day break to restock the e and
Speaker 3: s Walse Goldon every time team must trying to win
Speaker 3: gold in Tokyo. You win a brand new Bosh Golden
Speaker 3: washing machine. You can see what these beauties and they
Speaker 3: are beauties look like as well on our Facebook and
Speaker 3: Instagram pages. They're better than we could possibly have made
Speaker 3: they are you credible? All right? And how many are
Speaker 3: we given away so far? Week two on the gold
Speaker 3: of Thorm.
Speaker 4: Well, we pivoted early on and instead of giving one
Speaker 4: away per gold medal, we gave one away per person
Speaker 4: who's got a gold medal around their necks.
Speaker 3: This could be decisive come tonight at eight o'clock and
Speaker 3: what they run about nine o'clock should and I hope
Speaker 3: they do. The men's hockey team win gold. We could
Speaker 3: be given away tomorrow eleven or sixteen golden washing machine.
Speaker 4: If he opens it up to subs and and all
Speaker 4: the players on the hockey team. So we're giving away
Speaker 4: twenty six so far, and congratulations of course the men's
Speaker 4: four seventy class sailing yesterday got us another goal.
Speaker 3: All right, so it means we have two to give away.
Speaker 3: This morning we're given away the first golden washing machine.
Speaker 3: Right now. All this talk about payphones, you won't We
Speaker 3: don't think about payphones now, but we found out that
Speaker 3: a day there are fifteen thousand working payphones in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Call us. First person that calls from a public payphone
Speaker 3: will win this morning's golden washing machine. Call us now
Speaker 3: find you near his payphone and give us a call.
Speaker 1: Good luck on a brighter to the question lo Call
Speaker 1: show podcast.
Speaker 3: Every time team astready, a winner goes, we give away
Speaker 3: a golden washing machine. So far be heading to the
Speaker 3: last couple of days, twenty six golden washing machines have
Speaker 3: been one before nine am this morning. Two more to go.
Speaker 3: First one this morning. We're going old school, using a
Speaker 3: wonderful technology of payphones to the land lines for you
Speaker 3: to give us a call first person call from a landline, sorry,
Speaker 3: a payphone somewhere here in Melbourne. We'll give away the
Speaker 3: first golden washing machine two nine four Three acts to
Speaker 3: check you really are calling from one of this ancient
Speaker 3: piece of technology. If we find out what payphone you
Speaker 3: say you're calling from, Jack, when I have a look
Speaker 3: on Google maps see where you are, come up with
Speaker 3: three generated questions to do with your location that you
Speaker 3: should be the CEA from your payphone. You poised. I'm
Speaker 3: ready to go, all right, Patsy Me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, I thought you're talking to the caller.
Speaker 3: Patsy. Yes, we have a lot of people calling in
Speaker 3: right now from various pay phones across the city. We
Speaker 3: have fifty thousand phone lines here just say that to
Speaker 3: intimidate our rivals. Go, how's he got fifty thousand? Follow
Speaker 3: Patsy picking number between phone line one and fifty thousand.
Speaker 7: Oh gee, one hundred thousand, Okay, between.
Speaker 3: One and ten. Just go lucky number seven.
Speaker 7: Chat.
Speaker 3: Put Lucky number seven through. Let's find out who it is.
Speaker 3: Come on down. They really are calling from the past.
Speaker 3: Hello is this? This is what pain sounds like? Now?
Speaker 3: And no wonder we stop using them? Who is this?
Speaker 3: Stop ranking the show? Grow up? All right? Pick another
Speaker 3: number one and ten, Patsy three, Lucky I three, Come
Speaker 3: on down? Who is this?
Speaker 11: Alita? Eleita?
Speaker 3: Anita? You calling from a payphone?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 11: Yeah, Christian is that you?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 3: A second, Anita? So whereabouts is your pay phone?
Speaker 11: It is in Ilchester shopping Center in Baronia.
Speaker 3: Good luck getting three questions. It's inside the shopping center.
Speaker 3: What levety on the ground floor? L one or L
Speaker 3: two or B one? I'm on the ground floor, gotcha,
Speaker 3: I said, like using a payphone these days, Anita.
Speaker 11: I tried several times before I got through to you,
Speaker 11: and I thought it worked. It actually worked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, can I clarify? Just as I look for questions
Speaker 4: to ask you? Is it Baronia Junction shopping mall.
Speaker 11: It's Baronia Elchester Shopping Center.
Speaker 4: How do I spell Elchester?
Speaker 11: Elchester is spelled A l ch e st E. Good
Speaker 11: A guess that's Alchester Village Shopping Center.
Speaker 3: Sorry about this, sir, Anita.
Speaker 4: Google doesn't know about Elchester Village. Ah, Elchester Village.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've loved you in Anita busy in the shopping
Speaker 3: center this morning already, customers.
Speaker 11: Oh, I'm just I've just got people yelling out waving
Speaker 11: to me while I'm at the phone box in my pjs.
Speaker 4: Why are you in your pajamas?
Speaker 3: I am What do you mean you and your pajamas
Speaker 3: need to because you just got in the car as
Speaker 3: soon as possible.
Speaker 11: I certainly did.
Speaker 3: You really want that golden washing machine, don't you, Anita?
Speaker 11: I would absolutely love it. It would be a dream
Speaker 11: come true with bait saint washing.
Speaker 4: All right, all right, if you are where you say
Speaker 4: you are, in the payphone booth at Elchester Village Shopping Center,
Speaker 4: you should be able to see a fish and chip shop.
Speaker 4: I can what is the last four digits of the
Speaker 4: fish and chip shop's phone number?
Speaker 11: Six four to seven?
Speaker 4: Oh, you couldn't guess that she's there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I had a little car and says yes, my friend. Everybody, Anita,
Speaker 6: you are a winner. Ana from a payphiono by the
Speaker 6: Vision Chip shop.
Speaker 3: You are a winner. You win the first Golden washing machine.
Speaker 11: Oh I love you the beats and I love your
Speaker 11: show and I'll wake up to it every single morning.
Speaker 3: Hepgs.
Speaker 11: I am in the pgaing dressed again, and I've got
Speaker 11: people waving and calling it more name.
Speaker 3: Sorry, this is awesome. Oh you're a superstar and it's
Speaker 3: a well done.
Speaker 11: Oh I'm so rapped.
Speaker 3: All right, stay there, stay there. Washing machine. So we
Speaker 3: said we got to to give away. Let's give away
Speaker 3: another one. Now we're going to clear the lines. Next
Speaker 3: person we go to, who's calling us from a public
Speaker 3: payphone like Anita, Jack will ask you a question and
Speaker 3: then if you are calling from the payphone you say
Speaker 3: you are, you'll win the next golden washing machine.
Speaker 2: But Christian Connell Show podcast, good washing Machine.
Speaker 18: Gold the phone's back and you're in payphons proper old
Speaker 18: school radio today.
Speaker 3: Cut us up from pay phone, and that's how we're
Speaker 3: giving away the two golden washing machines and the Golden
Speaker 3: on Every Time Team Australia win gold. You win a
Speaker 3: Bosch golden washing machine. Thank you very much to robbing
Speaker 3: the team at ian s get the gold medal feeling
Speaker 3: at e s. All right, so last one of the
Speaker 3: morning show. Picking a line at random like we did
Speaker 3: with Anita.
Speaker 4: Yep, Patty pick a number five this time.
Speaker 3: Hey, by the way, you need to get a bit
Speaker 3: quicker on those keyboys.
Speaker 4: I'm ready.
Speaker 3: I thought you're ready last time.
Speaker 13: No no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 3: We're back to Niagara Falls. Payphone. Let's try patching another number, mate,
Speaker 3: Oh nine, lucky line nine. Let's going to someone hopefully
Speaker 3: calling us from a payphone. Who's this? Hello? Hello, yes, hello, Hello?
Speaker 11: Who are you Phil?
Speaker 3: Phil? Good morning, Welcome to the show. You call it
Speaker 3: from a payphone.
Speaker 16: I am up at Warman and Victoria right whereabouts.
Speaker 3: In beautiful Warburton he called him from. Give us you
Speaker 3: an exactly.
Speaker 16: Location four five Wolburton Highway four.
Speaker 3: Warburton on my assisters, now just putting in your coordinates.
Speaker 4: We have to prove obviously that you really are at
Speaker 4: a payphone and not just calling from your land room.
Speaker 3: And Phil, tell us about yourself. What do you do
Speaker 3: for living? Mate?
Speaker 16: I'm a post office worker.
Speaker 3: Oh good for you and you fancy winning a brand
Speaker 3: new golden washing machine.
Speaker 16: That would be absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 3: You've been watching much of the games. You've been enjoying it, Phil.
Speaker 16: I've been watching a little bit of the basketball. Yeah,
Speaker 16: I love it.
Speaker 3: Y semi finals today, isn't it? Big day today for
Speaker 3: AUSTRALI got the hockey men's final eight. You've got the
Speaker 3: semi final as well for the Boomers.
Speaker 16: Absolutely go Aussies.
Speaker 3: You've got those bloody here.
Speaker 4: Phil, I'm actually familiar with this stretch of Warburton. This
Speaker 4: is a beautiful little town. If you are where you say,
Speaker 4: you are out in the public and not in new
Speaker 4: Land room.
Speaker 3: What's your lying about being from Warburton? Anyways? Play along
Speaker 3: with the premise.
Speaker 4: There should be a cafe within your view. Little who,
Speaker 4: little Jay, little Joe, you are a winner.
Speaker 16: Fel awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well don Fell you win golden washing machine number
Speaker 3: twenty eight, twenty eighth. That is awesome, awesome, Thank you
Speaker 3: very much, hey, pleasure, well done, thanks for calling us
Speaker 3: on a paid phone. All right, fil make sure you
Speaker 3: clean hands afterwards, thank you. I think not a good
Speaker 3: idea in COVID time thinking people would pick up bold
Speaker 3: may not have been the smartest thing to do today AnyWho. Alright,
Speaker 3: so gold of thumb. That's it for today, but tomorrow.
Speaker 3: It is a huge day in Tokyo today, so Boomer's
Speaker 3: semi final today. Also, is there swimming diving or there is?
Speaker 4: The men's open water swim is on now, so we've
Speaker 4: got a swimmer competing in the ten k swim as
Speaker 4: we speak.
Speaker 3: The men one of the ladies was hitting the facials
Speaker 3: there by fish.
Speaker 4: Yes, and still manager bronze. So congratulations to her. Men's
Speaker 4: twenty k walk is this afternoon at five thirty.
Speaker 3: Have you seen that? Amazing? I mean they're actually running,
Speaker 3: but it looks ludicrous. It is.
Speaker 4: Well, Australia is quite good at the wark. We've had
Speaker 4: We've had good walkers in the past. Saturday at Sydney
Speaker 4: two thousand now main walker. She was disqualified for an
Speaker 4: illegal gate.
Speaker 3: Sorry, an illegal gate? What do you mean illegal gates?
Speaker 3: I think you've bought a gate along with it. Coach
Speaker 3: it behind her and the other ones are going, who's.
Speaker 4: Not this gate?
Speaker 3: What do you mean an illegal gate?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it's called. You're going too fast, too fast?
Speaker 4: If you pick both your feet off the ground. I
Speaker 4: guess they say, were you're trying to run?
Speaker 15: Now?
Speaker 3: I didn't know this?
Speaker 4: Ye wow?
Speaker 3: Okay, so no illegal gates, no illegal gates, gateless run
Speaker 3: please in Australia, you shave your balls here and now
Speaker 3: you do that with sandpaper shocking.
Speaker 4: Okay. Well, and then of course tonight the Cooker Boroughs
Speaker 4: take on Belgium in the hockey. If they win, we're
Speaker 4: going to be.
Speaker 3: At least eleven golden washing machines will definitely be given
Speaker 3: away tomorrow at least eleven should win. I need to
Speaker 3: speak to Bobby Boy him at the White Teeth today
Speaker 3: after the show to see quite a few of you
Speaker 3: who are hockey fans saying, really, you've got the subs
Speaker 3: who be used quite a lot as well. In a
Speaker 3: final game like that, it should be sixteen. I think.
Speaker 4: If it's sixteen gold medals around the next.
Speaker 3: Manse for the coaches and take it up to like,
Speaker 3: round it up to twenty.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Good One in to Kate. It's just texted in Christian.
Speaker 3: Don't forget Melissa Woo today four time Olympian diving for golf.
Speaker 3: I presume that's a typo. She's diving for gold, unless
Speaker 3: it's another one of these U events. You hit the
Speaker 3: golf ball in the pool, you go get it, you know, kid,
Speaker 3: you have to go and get the brick from the
Speaker 3: bottom of the ball. It's now a golf ball. It's
Speaker 3: even tougher. What will they think of next of these Olympics. Ah,
Speaker 3: so we have an email from someone who's a mega
Speaker 3: hockey fan about just how many should and let's all
Speaker 3: hope they do. Let's all watching Sheer Team Australian tonight
Speaker 3: eight o'clock in the men's hockey five.
Speaker 4: Because we've set the precedent for a washing machine per
Speaker 4: everybody in a team. So four people in a relay
Speaker 4: for washing machines, four people in a boat for washing machines.
Speaker 4: We're all looking now at the Kooka bars and saying, well,
Speaker 4: if they win, this will be a mighty hall of
Speaker 4: washing machines. Where we thought we were going to give
Speaker 4: away one, but we could be giving away eleven.
Speaker 3: So we're definitely giving away eleven.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 3: That confirmed last week from Bobby boy Ian s.
Speaker 4: Yep Warwick says a hockey team consists of up to
Speaker 4: sixteen players with a most warrt. By the way, Oh
Speaker 4: he's the email.
Speaker 3: I thought I should notice, guys, you work on the shows.
Speaker 3: He works director Warrick Good. What does Warrick say, shout
Speaker 3: out to Warwick?
Speaker 4: He says the terminology definition also says that it may
Speaker 4: be amended to a maximum of eighteen players. Then he
Speaker 4: puts a lot of business about why it's eighteen. In
Speaker 4: the rules of hockey, the Olympic team team has a
Speaker 4: bench of a second or a reserve goalkeeper, making it
Speaker 4: seventeen players a potential who will potentially receive.
Speaker 3: A medal if they get gold.
Speaker 4: So we're looking at up to seventeen players.
Speaker 3: Seventeen is what we need to ask for, seventeen golden
Speaker 3: washing machines to give away if they win tonight. And
Speaker 3: we are in situation right, and Robert Innes says, you
Speaker 3: can give away seventeen of my gold and washing machines tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Let's not break them up, right, Let's not do a
Speaker 3: couple between six and seven. Whatever we do, let's give
Speaker 3: them all in one go.
Speaker 4: So why not to one person?
Speaker 3: No, they no seventeen people. Sorry. I was sure to
Speaker 3: say yeah, but you went one. He can hand it
Speaker 3: out to family and friends and people in the street.
Speaker 3: You've won your street a brand new goal washing machine.
Speaker 3: You'll be the hero of the suburbs. Okay, so am
Speaker 3: I asking him for seventeen?
Speaker 4: I only make the call if the Kooker Barras win.
Speaker 3: Like nine o'clock tonight, I'm calling and trying to get
Speaker 3: hold of him to find out if I can give away.
Speaker 3: Is that all going to go for seventeen or I
Speaker 3: think we think he's a busy guy. I just say
Speaker 3: we've looked into it and it's actually twenty. So I'm
Speaker 3: as well, seventeen to twenty it's nothing, is it?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 3: It is actually about six thousand dollars worth of washing machines,
Speaker 3: but in a big warehouse. Even if we just turn
Speaker 3: up and took an extra three, he wouldn't.
Speaker 4: He's not counting, That's right, And then you and me
Speaker 4: maybe Pat will walk home with the gold washing machine.
Speaker 3: Launch everyone's happy. Yeah, I'll ask him for twenty, is
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. Okay, this is the.
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: All right, all right, that is the show today.
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