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Speaker 1: What goes on in this hour stays in this hour.
Speaker 1: Even the boss doesn't listen. Ladies, gentlemen, welcome to the
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell refor Show. Hey, Patsy, tell me more about
Speaker 1: an illegal hoon gathering.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's not what's the word I'm looking for?
Speaker 5: Not unusual in the Western.
Speaker 4: Suburbs for heaps of pea players together with their souped up.
Speaker 5: Cars and have drag races and do burnouts.
Speaker 6: Are you Christian? You're thinking you're taking your toya to
Speaker 6: clue get.
Speaker 1: Down there that big old unit. It's just a phrase,
Speaker 1: illegal hoon gathering.
Speaker 5: It's a nausey phrase. I knew Precurre you.
Speaker 1: Up, Yeah, because to me, Won's is what else says
Speaker 1: on Home and Away. And so we used to need
Speaker 1: to be like a cliche that Australians were obsessed with
Speaker 1: calling you know, young miscreantsying, badly behaving kids, your flavoring hones.
Speaker 1: I know who your parents are, good off my lawn.
Speaker 1: And then when I hear your lead news story about
Speaker 1: an illegal hoon gathering. I'm like, also great name for
Speaker 1: an indie band as well, Legal hoon gathering. Someone reads
Speaker 1: that domain name right now? So is that what it is?
Speaker 1: Is when they're like fast and furious out in the
Speaker 1: western suburbs, out of your way.
Speaker 5: But they're doing it in like suburban streets around houses and.
Speaker 6: Stuff in your cul de sac particular, not.
Speaker 5: In my pocket of where we thank you Jack.
Speaker 1: No Patsy's got, but she's got what's the thing the
Speaker 1: police ses when they're trying to like but bust out
Speaker 1: the tires. Is it stingers where they put them across
Speaker 1: the road, the spikes spikes. I bet she's got her
Speaker 1: own stinger. We'll see how your suber wu gets and
Speaker 1: when it comes over this Chris, get ready with the honey.
Speaker 6: Trap and one of those buttons you flick out.
Speaker 1: I bet she's got that. That handbag that's hardest of
Speaker 1: a handmade she carries he aroun anywhere, you know when
Speaker 1: those those batons that just flick out, you know, and
Speaker 1: the wax on the neck.
Speaker 5: You want to watch her.
Speaker 1: She's got stung gun in their pepper spray may spray.
Speaker 1: That's just for Chris, her husband as well, let me
Speaker 1: ask you this. And yesterday I had to drag the
Speaker 1: teenager to try this new soccer club near us because
Speaker 1: my teenager, like any teenagers, they just want to do
Speaker 1: as little as possible. However, my wife and I slash more.
Speaker 1: My wife thinks would be good for her if she
Speaker 1: has a weekly sports club to do, Chris, it's a
Speaker 1: great way for her to make friends and exercise. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I took the short straw. I had to literally scrape
Speaker 1: her out the house while she was smiling and frowning.
Speaker 1: Atus both awkward, silent conversation. I was just trying to
Speaker 1: make small talk. How was school today? Did you learn
Speaker 1: anything interesting? Silence? Okay, you're here now, perhaps I could
Speaker 1: come and watch you. No, just get out of the
Speaker 1: car and shut the door. Okay, pick you up, then,
Speaker 1: good chap. Did your parents ever just make you go
Speaker 1: to stuff when you were at a certain age.
Speaker 6: I still remember having the same mood as my parents
Speaker 6: dropped me off at Scouts. I must have said, we.
Speaker 1: Made the kids do shouts, that's tonight.
Speaker 6: I must have said I wanted to do it, and
Speaker 6: then week while I decided that I didn't want to
Speaker 6: do it anymore. But my mom had bought the uniform
Speaker 6: and she had paid it for the month or for
Speaker 6: the term, but I decided that it was it was
Speaker 6: the night that New Simpsons was on Wednesday night.
Speaker 1: Wow, I love the fact you remember that, and that
Speaker 1: is a real tough crossroads, the start of one of
Speaker 1: the greatest TV shows ever, The Simpsons.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I didn't. It only took me a week
Speaker 6: to realize I was missing that, and I was like,
Speaker 6: I'm want out of Scouts. But they made me go
Speaker 6: until the end of that semester because they paid for
Speaker 6: it already.
Speaker 1: That's lovely, Patsy. What about you? What did your mom
Speaker 1: and dad make you do?
Speaker 4: Mum religiously made me go to Sundays school and I
Speaker 4: hated it.
Speaker 5: We had this crippt teacher who was about.
Speaker 4: One hundred and ten and it was so boring and
Speaker 4: i'd have to, you know, I dress really well with panty.
Speaker 5: Hose and my good shoes and partied.
Speaker 4: I hated it at nine o'clock on a Sunday morning
Speaker 4: when I'd rather be in bed.
Speaker 1: That's incredible, all right, give us a call this morning.
Speaker 1: What did your parents make you do? I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what I had to do next. After this song ninety
Speaker 1: four one four one o four three nine four one
Speaker 1: four one o four three What did your mom and
Speaker 1: dad make you do when you were a kid?
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Speaker 1: Three asking this morning yesterday, I was that parent dragging
Speaker 1: a reluctant teenager to try a soccer club near us.
Speaker 1: And she was like, not speaking, frowning, staring, glaring, all
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. And then I turned up and
Speaker 1: hid and watched the last twenty minutes. She saw me
Speaker 1: hiding hind a tree clearing in the old swallow and
Speaker 1: while the coaches weren't that's great, Dad's involved. Come along
Speaker 1: out of the tree, actually scaring all the kids. Creep
Speaker 1: flaming whoon. When I was thirteen, my parents made me
Speaker 1: do this thing, Saint John's Ambulance Brigade train as a
Speaker 1: volunteer first aid. No, no one does that at thirteen,
Speaker 1: all right? And I had to go every Friday night.
Speaker 1: What's my my mates were going out and doing stuff
Speaker 1: as teenagers should do. I had to go into this
Speaker 1: community hut and learn first day techniques. And then the
Speaker 1: weekend you would have to go and attend like school
Speaker 1: fates and motorbikes sort of championships, cross country stuff. And
Speaker 1: you were never really used to do anything because you're
Speaker 1: a teenager with like a you had this bag, you
Speaker 1: had to wear. The uniform was the worst thing. I
Speaker 1: used to have to wear a beret and it's like
Speaker 1: satchel right with like bandages in a last class and
Speaker 1: then like a thermos of wheat lemon tea in case
Speaker 1: anyone got a bit like woozy or so.
Speaker 6: Do you remember operating on an buddy? It was like a.
Speaker 1: Field doctor all at once. Is someone broke their ribs?
Speaker 6: Yeah, but did you trade them?
Speaker 1: No? I yelled for someone a corn ambulance.
Speaker 5: They have those here, sin John ambulances.
Speaker 1: I sit there all over the water.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Not when you're thirteen.
Speaker 5: Oh no, there's some young members here.
Speaker 1: Yeah. See, you know, and when you're trying to get
Speaker 1: a girlfriend and stuff like that. And then for some
Speaker 1: reason as well, we used to have to practice out
Speaker 1: in like a courtyard by the community hall, marching and drilling.
Speaker 6: Oh how does that help trade people?
Speaker 1: Never? And never when we were like called to action,
Speaker 1: we have to march anywhere. I could work out what
Speaker 1: there was like someone like calling it about. I think
Speaker 1: what's this got to do with? You know that the
Speaker 1: five to one CPR rape. All right? Then, so this
Speaker 1: morning we want to know what were you dragged to
Speaker 1: by your mom and dad on nine four one four
Speaker 1: one four three give us a call the.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 1: So this morning we're talking about what your mum and
Speaker 1: dad dragged you to made you go and do when
Speaker 1: you were a kid. Let's go to David now morning two.
Speaker 1: Good morning, David. Hey Yi, I'm good David. So what
Speaker 1: were you made to do when you were a kid?
Speaker 7: It was more than what I was made not to do.
Speaker 7: When I was thirteen, I used to do squad training swimming,
Speaker 7: so they used to sim swimming meet to like seven am,
Speaker 7: moore around the place, and my parents actually made me
Speaker 7: spot because they said I wasn't growing up to be
Speaker 7: out at the longest seven am for morning.
Speaker 1: Do you know what, David right, I bet you actually
Speaker 1: really really good. They just didn't want to because I
Speaker 1: was so pleased when our kids gave up swimming because
Speaker 1: I just have to ferry them around at like six
Speaker 1: am on a Saturday or a Sunday to some miserable
Speaker 1: sports center boiling hot watching them do their training. I
Speaker 1: bet you're really good. There was Hey, David, you're rubbish,
Speaker 1: But I keep winning all these medals. No, they runners
Speaker 1: up was but the gold. No, David, they're not, they're not,
Speaker 1: They're ten.
Speaker 7: I definitely wasn't winning. I think I was only in
Speaker 7: the squad because I was the only idiot to do
Speaker 7: the fifteen hundred meters.
Speaker 1: Jim of the Olympics, what was the guy? Was it?
Speaker 1: Ernie the eel who finished like two minutes behind the winner,
Speaker 1: and bless him and he just kept going. He went away.
Speaker 1: He was so slow. Everyone out was out the pool,
Speaker 1: showered and washed and had the hair drive and it
Speaker 1: was just finishing like the fifteen hundred meters. David, thanks life,
Speaker 1: you com I have a good name.
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Speaker 1: Are uh people that listen to the show kind of
Speaker 1: listeners in the world. Very very generous. You've proven that
Speaker 1: many many things you've done, and obviously the last couple
Speaker 1: of weeks you've raised thousands having people out here in
Speaker 1: Melbourne and yesterday Poor old Patsy was telling us about
Speaker 1: the terrible state of affairs way out west where she
Speaker 1: lives in Wearip about the TV, and you were talking
Speaker 1: about how the TV it takes a half an hour.
Speaker 6: Turn of hardness.
Speaker 1: It's shocking, and it's one of those real old ones.
Speaker 1: You don't even have a HGMI socking.
Speaker 5: We don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think they've been around for about twenty
Speaker 1: years because like the original sort of mega drives and
Speaker 1: all that always had to be jammed in that way.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what do you plug your DVD player in or anything?
Speaker 6: You got nothing.
Speaker 5: Busted as well.
Speaker 4: We can't even put a chrome cast on it to
Speaker 4: access netflixes.
Speaker 6: That's why you never watched the shows that we're all.
Speaker 1: To mention anything Like the other day she said, what
Speaker 1: was that? Was that movie called Short Circuit with Steve Gutenberg?
Speaker 1: Where would I find such a thing? I just see
Speaker 1: this text that came in after the show yesterday tow Pats,
Speaker 1: I've got a Pioneer plasma from two thousand and that's
Speaker 1: what houses.
Speaker 5: That's the same model.
Speaker 1: Oh he's trying to get rid of it for free.
Speaker 1: That's the one you've got.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it was a beautiful TV when it was new.
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Speaker 1: Day, Mystery, on this day, on this day, mystery Today Thursday,
Speaker 1: the eighth of March, she said, checking his phone. I'm
Speaker 1: in charge of it. Today. An amazing movie came out
Speaker 1: this day. What was the movie? I'm just gonna play
Speaker 1: a little scene from it. I'll be stunned if you
Speaker 1: don't get it. But let's see how you're feeling this morning.
Speaker 1: What's this movie? Man missing on Tier two, cell two
Speaker 1: forty five? Who is in sou number two four five?
Speaker 1: Lines are open now? Nine four one four one O
Speaker 1: four three nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 1: Here it is again, man missing on Tier two, cell
Speaker 1: two forty five. What do you think the movie is?
Speaker 1: Nine four one four one o four three? I say
Speaker 1: you guess? Is next?
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Speaker 1: Day, mystery, on this day. All right, we're doing on
Speaker 1: this day in mystery, this morning. I'm saying a movie
Speaker 1: came out on this day in the mystery. It's a
Speaker 1: scene from it. One the greatest movie of all time,
Speaker 1: Man Missing on Your two Selves two forty five. Just
Speaker 1: hearing that was going in a wormhole last night finding
Speaker 1: out some facts about this great movie. But that's all
Speaker 1: I'm giving you for. Now. Let's go into the lines.
Speaker 1: Now we've got Alan on the line. Good morning, Alan,
Speaker 1: Good morning, Christ. How are you. I'm good. I hope
Speaker 1: you're well this morning. And you reckon you know the movie?
Speaker 4: Yes, Mike, sure, Shank Redemption get.
Speaker 1: In It is sure Shank Redemption came out on this
Speaker 1: day in nineteen ninety four. How many times you've seen it? Alan?
Speaker 1: I love this movie.
Speaker 8: Ah, I'd say quote twenty twenty times.
Speaker 9: That is really fancy movie.
Speaker 1: Now Allan tell me this then. I'm a new fan
Speaker 1: of the AFL and my producer is very very exciting
Speaker 1: because he said, this is no normal Alan, this is
Speaker 1: Alan Johnson. Used to play for my new team, the
Speaker 1: D's back in the day. Is that right, your D's legend,
Speaker 1: aren't you? One hundred and thirty five games?
Speaker 10: Yes, Christ applied there for three years.
Speaker 11: Great club, correct club.
Speaker 9: Good and good till you come.
Speaker 1: On forward this then, so it would have been what
Speaker 1: that would have been the VFL then when you were
Speaker 1: playing now was the if L right? We will il
Speaker 1: y And did you play in the in the Grand
Speaker 1: final against Hallthorne? Was that eighty eight eighty nine?
Speaker 10: Yeah, we han't talk about that much.
Speaker 1: Sorry, this is taking a turn.
Speaker 8: We trip at one ahead of our memories.
Speaker 1: And how do you think we're going to get on
Speaker 1: this season? I was there at the weekend and I
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about that game, but I know
Speaker 1: it's all about the cats this weekend Saturday night. How
Speaker 1: do you think we're going to get on?
Speaker 7: Yeah, well General sided to play a pool game to
Speaker 7: start with.
Speaker 1: They didn't.
Speaker 9: We Rebaird pretty well, So I have my fingers cross.
Speaker 12: I'd like to think that we actually perform the whole
Speaker 12: what they Solo was there on Saturday as well and
Speaker 12: really disappointing to watch.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. Yeah, listen Alan, lovely of you to
Speaker 1: call in. Thanks listening to the show as well.
Speaker 10: I've listened to since since.
Speaker 1: And a great show by all that's DS. We've got
Speaker 1: to stick together, brother, Okay, you know, thanks and thanks
Speaker 1: to calling him. Thanks all right, couple of facts. Then
Speaker 1: after this song, I've got a couple of facts. Yesterday
Speaker 1: I found out about the great Shawshank Redemption. Do you know,
Speaker 1: by the way, it's the number one reviewed movie on IMDV, IMDb,
Speaker 1: there is no movie higher than that. It's Shawshank and
Speaker 1: then it's The Godfather that's it's something like ninety three percent.
Speaker 6: Well, it's no surprise we're going to get AFL footballer
Speaker 6: calling in to say it's their favorite film, because it
Speaker 6: became such a cliche for footballers to call Shawshank Redemption
Speaker 6: their favorite film. I had a friend who went out
Speaker 6: with a rugby league player who would say Shawshank Redemption
Speaker 6: is his favorite film and he'd never even seen it.
Speaker 1: Really, what just just a given air of the name
Speaker 1: was because.
Speaker 6: It was it was known that it was everybody's favorite.
Speaker 1: Get out of jail free cod. It gets mentioned that
Speaker 1: in Bob Murphy's brilliant book Leather Soil, which I can't
Speaker 1: recommend enough, the.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 1: So on this day in history today was about Shawshank Redemption,
Speaker 1: a great movie. You guys, you have seen that one
Speaker 1: I have you.
Speaker 6: I actually showed it to Biancare just recently because you'd
Speaker 6: never seen it before.
Speaker 1: Such a great story, isn't It always gets you. It's
Speaker 1: such an amazing story. The last five minutes got so
Speaker 1: many moments in it as well. The sadness of Brooks
Speaker 1: and their relationship between Andy and Red originally came from
Speaker 1: the Stephen King short story Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank
Speaker 1: Redemption in the little short story It's a Rita Hayworth
Speaker 1: poster in that place by in the movie Raquel Welch.
Speaker 1: Stephen King sold the film rights for the short story
Speaker 1: for just five thousand dollars, and he never cashed the check.
Speaker 1: When the movie came out, he got the check framed
Speaker 1: and mailed it to the director, Frank Darabont, with a
Speaker 1: note on top that said, in case you ever need
Speaker 1: bow money, love Steve Cool that right, and get this.
Speaker 1: So Tim Robbins in that movie, you know, it's all
Speaker 1: about Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman. You can't think of
Speaker 1: anyone else playing those characters. Tim Robbins has got that
Speaker 1: frail kind of look about and that the scared boy
Speaker 1: when he goes to prison for crime he didn't commit.
Speaker 1: Morgan Freeman is the sort of lived in, beautiful voice
Speaker 1: of his as well. But the original people that were Tom Hanks,
Speaker 1: Kevin Costa, Tom Cruise, Nicholas Cage, Johnny Depp, Charlie Sheen
Speaker 1: all were spoken to about the part of Andy d Frame,
Speaker 1: Charlie Sheen, Nicholas Cage his way out there in the courtyard, but.
Speaker 6: Well, I guess conn here in some ways is Nicholas Pages, Tommy.
Speaker 1: CRU's doing all the stunts. Tom Hanks turned it down
Speaker 1: because he was committed to Forrest Gump. Kevin Costner liked
Speaker 1: the script but was heavily involved in the filming of
Speaker 1: water World. You know that worked, that was a hit,
Speaker 1: wasn't And then for Morgan Freeman not the original Hill
Speaker 1: the studio wanted Frank Darrel want put his foot down,
Speaker 1: said it has to be Morgan Freeman. It can't be
Speaker 1: anybody else. But originally they spoke to Clint Eastwood, Harrison Ford,
Speaker 1: Paul Newman, and Robert Redford. All would have done it, definitely,
Speaker 1: all would have been really good. Do you remember this scene?
Speaker 1: This is one of my favorite scenes where he breaks
Speaker 1: and he plays that music and the whole prison hear it.
Speaker 1: I absolutely love the sing you what about with the
Speaker 1: classical music your fray open their Star.
Speaker 6: I would love to do that to seers.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is about. Beastie boys fight
Speaker 1: to right. They know want us to play because they
Speaker 1: think you're all turning to flaming hons. This is what
Speaker 1: would happen to our studio door if I started to
Speaker 1: play the Beastie Boys, not the Marriager figure o your frame,
Speaker 1: Open the Star.
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Speaker 4: Four point three, Another day, another holiday to give away.
Speaker 4: This time it's no kids allowed. Christian's got the details
Speaker 4: next on Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 1: Holiday for a song? Can you hear the gallions of light?
Speaker 1: When Patsy keeps saying this morning no kid's allowed. Spoke
Speaker 1: spoke like a true mother. Oh yeah, today's trip. It's
Speaker 1: a beautiful one. You're off for two of you off
Speaker 1: to Sydney, staying at this beautiful I'm looking at the
Speaker 1: website now, does Jenuine Luke say it's a stunning heritage
Speaker 1: boutique hotel in Sydney. It's a Volo eighteen eighty eight
Speaker 1: in Darling Harbor flights there for two of you daily
Speaker 1: breakfast and dinner at mister Percy. How many times you
Speaker 1: come in every day saying when will we ever get
Speaker 1: to go and have dinner or breakfast at mister Percy?
Speaker 6: Pretty much every morning. And when there's a new cafe
Speaker 6: opening in the building, I said, I hope it's a
Speaker 6: Mister Percy look alike, because.
Speaker 1: There can only ever be a lookalike. There's any one
Speaker 1: Mister Percy. And it is at a Volo eighteen eighty
Speaker 1: eight in Darling Harbor. Here's here also on the website.
Speaker 1: I know you're the king of Instagram. On the show,
Speaker 1: it's been voted Australia's most Instagram hotel.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's like it's good for photos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool. That was that what that means? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I guess so you know what? That actually made me want.
Speaker 1: To go there? Yeah? No, I actually I've got to
Speaker 1: be on. It worked on me as well. It looks
Speaker 1: absolutely stunning. That's where you go today there, and that's
Speaker 1: your trip. Here is the song you're going to be
Speaker 1: listening out for for the second time. I'm playing it
Speaker 1: now the next time you hear it today Between now
Speaker 1: and five that's who can call in and Troy on
Speaker 1: win Today's holiday for a song.
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Speaker 1: That's today's holiday for a song. Next time you hear
Speaker 1: Bonnie Tyler totally eclips of the Heart, that's your chance
Speaker 1: to call in. Winterday's holiday destination off to Sydney saying
Speaker 1: for two nights are the Beautiful of Volo eighteen eighty
Speaker 1: eight in Darling Harbor, Australia's most instagram hotel. All right,
Speaker 1: so this weekend my wife and I are going for
Speaker 1: the first time. We're off to Tazzy.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Exciting, very exciting for everybody involved.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really really can't wait, really excited about it. Never
Speaker 1: been to Tasmania. So many people since we've moved to
Speaker 1: have gone. Have you been to Tasmania? If you're everything homesick,
Speaker 1: go over there. It's beautiful, you love it. Can't wait.
Speaker 1: The only reworry is for my wife is the flights
Speaker 1: and the fact that we're leaving our kids, you know,
Speaker 1: in the hands of We're not not in your hands,
Speaker 1: but just obviously worried about going away. So our first
Speaker 1: weekend away since we moved here in May last year.
Speaker 1: This is a big deal and looking after our beautiful kids.
Speaker 1: Jack and his wife Bianca.
Speaker 6: How did you go signing the will yesterday as well?
Speaker 6: Is that all set in stone now?
Speaker 1: It is? And we did actually have to do our
Speaker 1: wheels yesterday. My wife is a very nervous fly and
Speaker 1: she I just want to know that if anything does
Speaker 1: happen to us heading out to Tazi or coming back,
Speaker 1: that everything is in place. Actually, what I have done,
Speaker 1: I have put a little bit aside for you and Pats.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice year's worth of breakfast once a week
Speaker 1: on me in case I do but I don't come
Speaker 1: back Monday. I just some of them might have a
Speaker 1: little bit known that you've got a year's worth of
Speaker 1: breakfast still on me.
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, it's a cafe of our choosing or.
Speaker 1: No, it's like it's my choosing. It's my choosing. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, so yeah that's on me. So the big
Speaker 1: thing that my wife needs to know right now is
Speaker 1: which bed are you expecting to sleep him? Oh?
Speaker 6: Good question.
Speaker 1: I mean I have an answer. I would feel to
Speaker 1: say the right thing here, but I just know how
Speaker 1: you were when he looked after Andy Lee's place and
Speaker 1: I found you coming into wearing his clothes.
Speaker 6: I did say in Andy's bed when her house and
Speaker 6: in his place. For some reason, I would I would
Speaker 6: feel weird if my wife and I slept in your bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we feel weird too, you know. And my wife
Speaker 1: even said, maybe this isn't something to say on the radio.
Speaker 1: But my wife said to me, do you think they
Speaker 1: will you know, because they're still in the early days there.
Speaker 1: I don't think they're going to be doing that.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't think you don't don't think people,
Speaker 6: Oh my god, think.
Speaker 1: He didn't say no everyone. He said he doesn't think
Speaker 1: he's going to wait and see what the is.
Speaker 6: I hadn't thought about it being.
Speaker 1: In a stranger's house or something's going to turn him on.
Speaker 1: Oh my word. Wow. No, you're definitely in the spare room.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 1: I warned the kids as well. You know, if you
Speaker 1: hear Jack playing that, you khleli in there. You know. No,
Speaker 1: we are eternally grove because it's a big effort you're
Speaker 1: going to You're looking after the kids for the whole weekend.
Speaker 1: By the way, you pick them up from school tomorrow.
Speaker 1: We have to I don't know.
Speaker 6: That's part of it.
Speaker 1: Is they're just going to make their way to you.
Speaker 6: Well, I thought they would just come home and I
Speaker 6: mean either bank and I would already be there.
Speaker 1: That's that's really come at night. They're just wondering where
Speaker 1: Oh my well, call my wife. Now that's not what
Speaker 1: about the wheels, But doesn't hit them up. We're not
Speaker 1: going to Tasmania.
Speaker 6: Either they rode their bikes home or it's like.
Speaker 1: No, you've got to go and pick them up. And
Speaker 1: they've also said don't turn up in that you you
Speaker 1: know the school they go to, they won't let you in.
Speaker 1: Don't be turned up in that you and chucking them
Speaker 1: in the back of cake. So do we have to
Speaker 1: get on our bikes and ride them back? What have
Speaker 1: you got a tandem or a basket? You're going to
Speaker 1: shove them in. It's not like et you can stick
Speaker 1: it in the front of the kids in the front
Speaker 1: of your basket. Yeah, you've got to go and pick
Speaker 1: them up from school. Tom starts.
Speaker 6: Then my friend, all right, you have they done the checklist?
Speaker 1: Yes, they have. Jack's written a very interesting questionnaire for
Speaker 1: both the kids. So I recorded them going through it yesterday.
Speaker 1: There was a big talking point about one of the
Speaker 1: suggested activities.
Speaker 6: What the anchor and I are going for is the
Speaker 6: best parenting weekend ever. That how want the girls to
Speaker 6: come out.
Speaker 1: Of anyone a weekend here, but start with picked them
Speaker 1: up from school, be there in the evening, not turn
Speaker 1: up at night time.
Speaker 6: We just want to go away from it with giving
Speaker 6: them the best weekend experience. And every time they think
Speaker 6: of us, they go weren't Banker the best?
Speaker 1: That they are very very excited about it. But I
Speaker 1: owe you a very big favor.
Speaker 6: After this song. I actually want to ask you a favor,
Speaker 6: just to balance the scales a bit.
Speaker 1: Don't you don't catch it in before the event. If
Speaker 1: it all goes smoothie, then you can ask for the
Speaker 1: favor you don't ask for in advance of doing the favor.
Speaker 6: Perfect This favor doesn't need to be done until next week.
Speaker 6: Next week favor, there's no best before day?
Speaker 1: All right? Then ask me after this song. I'll find
Speaker 1: out what the favor is.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 1: Three show, My wife and I for the first time ever,
Speaker 1: we've got a weekend away just the two of us
Speaker 1: weekend away since we moved here off to Tasmania looking
Speaker 1: after our two children, Ruby lowis twelve year old and
Speaker 1: a fourteen year old Jack Boast and his wife, the anchor.
Speaker 1: Jack's already just wondered about does he have to actually
Speaker 1: pick them up from school? Which I presume that was
Speaker 1: all just you would have known to do that.
Speaker 6: Maybe we need to have sort of a list of
Speaker 6: things that we definitely have to do.
Speaker 1: I have very texted my wife, going, there needs to
Speaker 1: be some kind of handing over document, you know, some
Speaker 1: kind of agreement or something.
Speaker 6: Because all your wife asked me there is if we
Speaker 6: wanted orange juice or what kind of things we wanted
Speaker 6: the fridge.
Speaker 1: She did. She's dot a coals order which is turning
Speaker 1: up right now of like food for the weekend for
Speaker 1: you guys. So what is the favor you want in return?
Speaker 6: Look, we don't even feel like this is a burden
Speaker 6: on us this weekend. We're very excited, Joe.
Speaker 1: No reason why we don't feel like that is you
Speaker 1: don't have kids. Come Monday, You're going to be exhausted
Speaker 1: and I'm going to be apologizing it. Just you will
Speaker 1: fill the burden, come out Saturday at four o'clock.
Speaker 6: I think we have so much fun. I just imagine
Speaker 6: we'll watch or watch the footy together. We're trying to.
Speaker 1: Go like comedy of watching the footage. They won't do that.
Speaker 1: Kids these days have got attention deficit disorder. They're put
Speaker 1: up with ermint of that, and then there'd be things
Speaker 1: they want to go and do well.
Speaker 6: Because we are doing you a favor this weekend. We
Speaker 6: have a favor of ourselves coming up next week that
Speaker 6: I thought maybe you'd be able to help me with
Speaker 6: because recently you help me go to Anie Lay's house
Speaker 6: who was giving me two plants, and help.
Speaker 1: Two plants makes it sound like two things, you know,
Speaker 1: you just shove under your arm and chuck in the
Speaker 1: back of here. You these things were seven foot trees, trees,
Speaker 1: not plants. Trees. And when we turned up Andy Lee's
Speaker 1: pa was there and she was like I'd never met before.
Speaker 1: She went, oh, it's kind of odd that is that
Speaker 1: you're doing this. I can't believe there are not many
Speaker 1: people who like do the show and then will just
Speaker 1: come and do this. So what is this favor? Is
Speaker 1: it worse than that we have bought not more manual labor.
Speaker 1: Why do you look at me and think of me
Speaker 1: as some kind of like Irish labor or so he
Speaker 1: looks like you'd be really have to happy working in
Speaker 1: the soil.
Speaker 6: The fact is there's not many people who are available
Speaker 6: during the day. My friends go after work, family members
Speaker 6: go after work. I work, I'm at what we we
Speaker 6: finish here and we've got a bit of free time together.
Speaker 1: Free time. Want to do planning and stuff like that.
Speaker 6: We have bought one thousand bricks off gum Tree that
Speaker 6: will become favors for our front yard.
Speaker 1: What do you want me to do with a thousand bricks?
Speaker 6: They are in reservoir. We need to get them to
Speaker 6: our house.
Speaker 1: You want me to come and what lug a thousand bricks?
Speaker 6: Well, I've got the U. So we just you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Sit in the you when I lost count start again.
Speaker 6: We'll both do them together and maybe even the guy
Speaker 6: at bottom off, I don't know, maybe he'll has an
Speaker 6: element of.
Speaker 1: Drama tour or can't wait to find out a thousand bricks.
Speaker 1: I've got a hump after doing a show. You think
Speaker 1: fee fee doing that, you know for fever whatever, going
Speaker 1: out and humping bricks at reservoir.
Speaker 6: I know it seems like a lot, and it is
Speaker 6: a lot, A thousand.
Speaker 1: Thousands, hell of it. What do you do with a
Speaker 1: thousand bricks?
Speaker 6: They become pavers? So I guess like the pathway the driveway,
Speaker 6: Bianco wants that instead of concrete to be all bricks,
Speaker 6: and we worked out we need about nine hundred. We're
Speaker 6: getting the full thousand because that's what he's selling. So
Speaker 6: how about that. Actually, if we only use nine hundred,
Speaker 6: there's one hundred bricks we don't need.
Speaker 1: A way price we'll give away. I will come and
Speaker 1: lug one thousand bricks.
Speaker 6: I thought you would say no, no, I will come
Speaker 6: and do it.
Speaker 1: You do. That's a big favor. However, I will let
Speaker 1: you know this. It's yes now because I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: just obviously hoping that you're going to look after my
Speaker 1: kids and then when I get back Sunday night, they're
Speaker 1: going to be safe and happy. Yeah.
Speaker 6: If I give them back to you in one piece each.
Speaker 1: They come as a set, then next week promise you
Speaker 1: I will come with you, all right, go and lug
Speaker 1: these bricks.
Speaker 2: Deal Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 1: Three Before we go to the news, Steve has got
Speaker 1: some of points out about me. Agree to help Jack
Speaker 1: return the favor of looking after my kids this weekend.
Speaker 1: Jack's asked me to go and pick up one thousand
Speaker 1: bricks from reservoir next week after the show. Steve, good morning,
Speaker 1: a young boys. I'm good. I'm good now, Steve, what
Speaker 1: do you think we haven't any taken into account?
Speaker 7: Well, it's.
Speaker 11: We've learned the hard way because we've seen a lot
Speaker 11: of these cars come through. Because I'm a puttle bit
Speaker 11: about trade. But a lot of people don't understand is
Speaker 11: people think you've got a one ton toy on it
Speaker 11: on your utes. So you know, people think I hackle
Speaker 11: like a cat in the back and it'll be fine.
Speaker 11: But your youth tubs are actually a lot less stronger
Speaker 11: than what it actually is. So you probably only been
Speaker 11: able to get about three hundred maybe five in the
Speaker 11: back before you buckle your tub. So you would have
Speaker 11: to guys, have to have to do multiple.
Speaker 6: Truth didn't think of that. So I came two or
Speaker 6: three trips, two or three trips out to reservoir.
Speaker 1: Back to Coburg, Coburg to reservoir, lugging war bricks. That's
Speaker 1: going to be the day. That's going to be the day.
Speaker 1: What we're gonna need next week when we do this,
Speaker 1: then we're going to need to ask a listener with
Speaker 1: a bigger, stronger van that can take more weight.
Speaker 6: If semi trailer.
Speaker 1: We need someone with a semi trailer traded to pick
Speaker 1: you and I up after the show to take us
Speaker 1: to the reservoir. Maybe they help us, you know, lug
Speaker 1: some of the bricks or something. Maybe I could read
Speaker 1: the paper and have a china te No.
Speaker 6: We need to get the chain chain going, you know,
Speaker 6: the buy it from you you to me.
Speaker 1: I mean the more les supervising role, you know, more
Speaker 1: of a supervised like a lifeguard sitting up top and
Speaker 1: sort of yelling and maybe with a big whip, you know,
Speaker 1: like in the galleys are the big Roman galley ships.
Speaker 1: So next week I think we're gonna need help to
Speaker 1: actually do this.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 1: Three another Texas coming. This is a cut rate breakfast show,
Speaker 1: so you'd probably just give him a coffee mug when
Speaker 1: it's done. Hey, that's what a guy got. Patrick who
Speaker 1: came in with ten thousand dollars. Those are highly highly
Speaker 1: desired items. Don't you dare bring those breakfast show marks
Speaker 1: into disipute like that again? Watch your mouth, sir, police
Speaker 1: God when I fought both three? Come on ins to
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell. What are you doing to.
Speaker 5: Sorry, my laptop just fell off the desk. Sorry about that.
Speaker 1: You've got four computer screens. Why do you need to
Speaker 1: bring in a laptop?
Speaker 6: FaceTime?
Speaker 5: I bet yeah, we know what you're doing, FaceTime.
Speaker 1: You get out of it. We see we've got monitors
Speaker 1: in there. You're facetowing your daughter Ordi. Then it's your
Speaker 1: husband christ and to pair them together. Then it's shoe shopping.
Speaker 5: I might be bidding on a television in the show.
Speaker 1: No she is, I bet you she is. That's why
Speaker 1: she does the laptop no trail, no trail.
Speaker 6: You know what open. When open plant officers became more popular,
Speaker 6: it was harder for people to go on Facebook and
Speaker 6: go online shopping because they always have people walking past.
Speaker 1: Good. Yeah, it's harder for people to skive off.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Pats is in a perfect spot in that little
Speaker 6: hovel of her newspapers where no one can check on it.
Speaker 1: Between a chamber of horror.
Speaker 6: In the wild path so that we can.
Speaker 1: No, she doesn't stay, he won't let me out. No,
Speaker 1: it's best to your best in there. You do your
Speaker 1: best work in there behind the door. What do you
Speaker 1: go Seeing this? Then Bunnings are saying that you can't
Speaker 1: bring dogs unless they're now in the trolley or muzzled.
Speaker 1: I didn't eat. This was news to me in that
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was okay to bring a dog
Speaker 1: into Bunnings. I mean, I love my dog. She's no
Speaker 1: business being in Bunnings. It's not like she's going to
Speaker 1: help me tell what the right screw sizes or something.
Speaker 6: I take my dog into Bunnings. Luna comes to Bunnings.
Speaker 1: Why. I think it's.
Speaker 6: Part of the thrill that she's not allowed to go
Speaker 6: into many establishments, but she is. They were allowed to
Speaker 6: go in the bunning I was a novelty.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
Speaker 6: And as soon as I saw a dog in there,
Speaker 6: I thought we're going to come back with Luna. I
Speaker 6: think we went home the same day and brought her
Speaker 6: back like afternoon.
Speaker 1: So do you get the old sausage sizzle? Does she
Speaker 1: get a sausage for the No?
Speaker 6: Well, we're trying, you know, we're trying to slimmer down.
Speaker 1: About to say. If I was in Bunnings and I
Speaker 1: saw that big old dog, I think, all right, it's
Speaker 1: a hot water tank. Where'd he get that? Sir? She's
Speaker 1: selling here? Now they really do sell anything Bunnings. It's
Speaker 1: a mixer.
Speaker 6: But you're right, we do have to put her up
Speaker 6: into the trolley.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 6: They don't just let him roam roam around on the lake.
Speaker 1: What do you do that They've got a winch or
Speaker 1: something there. I can't believe that people take dogs into Bunnings.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they'll even give you a bit of cardboard to
Speaker 6: put on the trolley floor so that the dog can.
Speaker 1: Go check it all out, like crank. There's so much
Speaker 1: she had to see him do it. What does it
Speaker 1: do to sit there?
Speaker 6: I guess she doesn't do much, to be honest.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm staggered. I'm staggered in Melbourne?
Speaker 1: How many places let you bring dogs in the UK.
Speaker 1: They don't want you to bringing dogs anywhere? Okay, you've
Speaker 1: got to chain them up outside of it. Here. You
Speaker 1: do see dogs doing quite a lot of things in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: It's a dog lot lover's city. Right. The other day
Speaker 1: I saw in on Brighton Beach there was a guy
Speaker 1: paddle boarding and he had his shepherd dog was just
Speaker 1: sat down at the front of the board.
Speaker 6: Yeah, dog goals. That's the kind of stuff. When I
Speaker 6: got lunar, I pictured us doing all that kind of
Speaker 6: stuff and we would become sort of mini YouTube sensations
Speaker 6: doing tricks like that.
Speaker 1: Well, and the whole a go bro on the lunar's
Speaker 1: head at Bunnings hasn't quite made you a YouTube sensation.
Speaker 2: The First and O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 2: four point.
Speaker 1: Three tomorrow on The Medford Show, talking about tonight's big
Speaker 1: game in the weekends, a game for a round two
Speaker 1: or the footy. Shane Crawford is back on tomorrow's show.
Speaker 1: I'll probably give you his number because he only lives
Speaker 1: a sort of about ten minutes away as a kind
Speaker 1: of backup emergency, right, and nothing will go wrong. But
Speaker 1: if you do need to get hold of someone heat
Speaker 1: and that is not a good go to guy.
Speaker 6: To Heke Glass for Shane Crawfin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, and if you do call him, asked
Speaker 1: the speaker's wife, he won't be any help. Okay, uh,
Speaker 1: coming up mar after eight he's got sworn. Then there
Speaker 1: are certain activities I think that if you're in a relationship,
Speaker 1: you know that you just can't do because you would
Speaker 1: have an argument. There's always been an argument before and
Speaker 1: there will always be an argument. For some couples that
Speaker 1: might be moving furniture together, you just can't do it.
Speaker 1: There is something my wife and I cannot do together.
Speaker 1: It always results in an argument. But she has booked
Speaker 1: it in for us to do Saturday morning in Tasmania
Speaker 1: and I'm dreading it already because I know how to go.
Speaker 1: There'd be a terrible argument. So after aight, what can't
Speaker 1: you do together? On nine four one one four three,
Speaker 1: also just after Patsy's eight o'clock news, which is on
Speaker 1: the way brand new isolated vocal. We've got a brilliant one,
Speaker 1: classic rock and roll one. When we just play out
Speaker 1: the isolated vocal track if you miss them over the
Speaker 1: last couple of weeks and a couple of months, we
Speaker 1: always do this on a Thursday morning. Here's some of
Speaker 1: the highlights, kicking off with Lindsey Buckingham doing you Can
Speaker 1: Go Your Own Way by Fleetwood, Matt.
Speaker 3: You can go yo own way, go yo own way.
Speaker 5: You can call it on the Lolliday.
Speaker 3: You can go yo oway, go yo way.
Speaker 1: Don't you want me? Baby? Don't you want me? Don't
Speaker 1: you want me? Baby? Don't you want me? That's all good?
Speaker 1: Come on baby, now, come on baby. It hurts so
Speaker 1: good sometimes. Don't feel attitudes, you make it. That's so good.
Speaker 1: All right. So we've got another belly one coming up
Speaker 1: in about five minutes time, and we're taking your calls
Speaker 1: on what you can't do together on nine four one
Speaker 1: four one.
Speaker 2: O four three The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 2: one oh four point.
Speaker 1: Three Thursday morning. On this show means it's time for
Speaker 1: the isolated vocal, where we just highlight the power of
Speaker 1: just a voice, no backup instruments, no special effects in
Speaker 1: the studio or post production, just the power of someone
Speaker 1: with an amazing voice. Today. This is why I like
Speaker 1: doing this feature. Sometimes it reminds of an artist that
Speaker 1: you kind of almost over familiar with, where you forget
Speaker 1: that they're actually good, they almost become a bit naff.
Speaker 1: And we're talking about bon Jovi. On John bon Jovi,
Speaker 1: I actually went to see them Live about five or
Speaker 1: six years ago, and they were amazing. Everyone was singing
Speaker 1: every single word. And John bon Jovi is one of
Speaker 1: those underrated front men. But anyway, haven't listened to this.
Speaker 1: This is from their huge hit, their biggest hit back
Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty six, from that mega album Slippery, when
Speaker 1: We're living on a prayer, brilliant working class anthem about
Speaker 1: Tommy and Gina, but check out John's voice. Tommy is
Speaker 1: to work on the Dots Union, been on shack, he's
Speaker 1: down on his luck. It's too sort too gino. Until
Speaker 1: dinner Alley working more Man. She brings home a bay
Speaker 1: for m for She says, we got a hold on
Speaker 1: to what we've got. It doesn't make a difference of
Speaker 1: from making on that we got each other in that
Speaker 1: a ladder. We'll give it a shot.
Speaker 3: Heavy there, live on.
Speaker 1: A prayer, sig Mine, then we'll make it halfway on
Speaker 1: a preyer.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 1: Three yesterday, young teenager send me an email. Is at
Speaker 1: Tafe doing some radio course and he wants to chat
Speaker 1: to me to give him some radio tips. I don't
Speaker 1: think I'm going to meet up with him because of
Speaker 1: what I've just done. The worst thing you can do
Speaker 1: in radio. The worst thing you can do in radio
Speaker 1: is to tip any kind of liquid into the faders.
Speaker 1: That's just like, yeah, I've just done it.
Speaker 6: But and you just scolded Pads for dropping her latshop before.
Speaker 1: Do you know what your number one job is? To
Speaker 1: always support the captain. This is finally your moment. You
Speaker 1: need me to still be hired by this place to
Speaker 1: lug one thousand bricks next week.
Speaker 6: Hey, I ran over there and started paulling.
Speaker 1: You didn't run anywhere. You didn't run anywhere. You stay.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, something's flashy. I've poured a I didn't
Speaker 1: pour it. I tipped her Jack nautchdoi, I entire glass
Speaker 1: of water into the faders, and the engineers don't know
Speaker 1: what to touch the desk because it's live. I shouldn't
Speaker 1: be standing near this because water a lot of electrics.
Speaker 1: There might even be water coming through you speakers right
Speaker 1: now listening to one words. So I've been told we
Speaker 1: quickly need to play a song and something needs to happen.
Speaker 1: We might be back in five minutes.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 2: point three.
Speaker 1: Jesus, I screwed up today here Gold one o four
Speaker 1: point three. It's the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Since I
Speaker 1: started the show. We are at show number one hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty nine. This is without the biggest. This will
Speaker 1: cost thousands, won't it.
Speaker 6: I mean they don't look cheap. You can't just go
Speaker 6: And it came out and by radio desk.
Speaker 1: What's happening is a jack accidentally knocked over my glass
Speaker 1: of water into over here. All right, sorry mate, I
Speaker 1: know what it's like when the big brother takes a fall. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll do that for you, mate, Okay, yeah, accidentally knocked
Speaker 1: over a glass of water into the faders. The faders
Speaker 1: are everything on the desk, the console. It's the guts
Speaker 1: of the radio station. There's wires, there's electric somehow my voice,
Speaker 1: the songs go through this. Everything goes through this into
Speaker 1: wherever you're listening to the show right now. Water into it.
Speaker 1: Not good, really bad. I'm operating now. Half it's been
Speaker 1: ripped out. There's like whyres It's like open heart surgery
Speaker 1: towards the engineers had to call another enginet. It's a
Speaker 1: two engineer situation. It's escalated. So the boss has come
Speaker 1: and just sort of stared open mouth at what was happening.
Speaker 1: Pats came in and just laughed, Yeah you did.
Speaker 4: Pat, You've seen it so many times over the years.
Speaker 4: I work with a guy who spilt a whole can
Speaker 4: of coke in one What.
Speaker 1: About people that do this job chugging big old sugary jinks.
Speaker 6: I'm surprised you never poured that cold coffee onto your console.
Speaker 6: Path more careful the one you get at three thirty
Speaker 6: am and you're still drinking at nine to thirty in
Speaker 6: the morning.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, this is going to cost a lot of money,
Speaker 1: and I'm not even sure how we're going to carry
Speaker 1: on doing the rest of the show, but we'll do
Speaker 1: our best at the moment. But I do know that
Speaker 1: when I've seen the seven before, it costs a lot
Speaker 1: of money. Because this is a brand new desk they put.
Speaker 6: In Careful, do you put in your hand close to
Speaker 6: all those wires? Careful?
Speaker 1: Careful?
Speaker 5: So glad he's got that will.
Speaker 6: It's not the flight that's going to take you down.
Speaker 1: Do you reckon? Actually, my wife has had a part
Speaker 1: in this because I saw on the wheel, just how
Speaker 1: much he stands to gain if I die. My wife
Speaker 1: is actually better off if I'm dead. And those kids,
Speaker 1: so who are coming a step closer? Just doing the
Speaker 1: show today? All right? This will end up costing the
Speaker 1: station thousands. I'm going to be doing a lot of
Speaker 1: free weekend shifts, aren't I. You're going to be hearing
Speaker 1: a lot from me on a Sunday at midnight.
Speaker 6: It used to do in camdowns.
Speaker 1: All right, so this morning, please come out in sympathy.
Speaker 1: I have really stuffed up. This is the biggest, most
Speaker 1: costly mistake you can make in radio. You're not even
Speaker 1: meant to have I shouldn't have better. You're not meant
Speaker 1: to have a drink.
Speaker 6: Sorry, no food and drinking touching ten minutes ago.
Speaker 1: Your number one job is to support me, sorry, not
Speaker 1: wherever you can throw me under the show? Workplace stuff ups?
Speaker 1: What have you done at work? What's the costliest mistake
Speaker 1: you've made at work? For me? It was a full
Speaker 1: glass of water into the fader. And as they keep
Speaker 1: unscrewing things, more water keeps on coming. It's not the
Speaker 1: never ending water well. I keep saying this, how's there
Speaker 1: been more water in there? Right? Let us know this
Speaker 1: more on the non workplace stuff ups. What have you done?
Speaker 1: Nine four one four one four three.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 1: Three, trying to fly the breakfast show today are just
Speaker 1: one working propeller. Good morn It's a Christian O'Connor breakfast
Speaker 1: show on Gold one I four point three. So yeah,
Speaker 1: the last twenty five minutes has been a mess up.
Speaker 1: Poor engineers working really really hard in very extreme conditions
Speaker 1: in radio. I accidentally knocked over a glass of water.
Speaker 1: It was full. It's gone into the faders, and the
Speaker 1: faders are everything in radio, the same whenever you see
Speaker 1: a TV show or a movie. They're behind that big
Speaker 1: old console with like a thoud and up and down faders.
Speaker 1: It's everything, and water in them is a nightmare. Water
Speaker 1: and electricy. They don't really get on that. Well.
Speaker 6: Accidentally, you targeted the most important faders that we have
Speaker 6: on there.
Speaker 1: It's the one that controls everything, so they've had to
Speaker 1: open up. It's at the moment, you know, there's that
Speaker 1: bit where they if you've watched a medical show where
Speaker 1: they go where they come flying in there's like surgeons
Speaker 1: running out to start. We've got what's it got? We've
Speaker 1: got a bleeder where they just flying through the doors.
Speaker 1: That's what it's like here. So we're trying to do
Speaker 1: the show the best we can. However, this will cost thousands.
Speaker 1: So this morning, I want to know about your workplace
Speaker 1: stuff ups. This is as bad as it can get
Speaker 1: in radio nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 1: I don't think no phone nine, I work it. That's okay.
Speaker 1: The thing that started blinking early has now stopped blinking.
Speaker 1: That's a great sign. Annie, good morning, Hi there, Christine.
Speaker 1: How are you in so much oh? Bless you, thank
Speaker 1: you very much, in so much trouble right now? There's
Speaker 1: not water coming out the speakers where you are, is there?
Speaker 8: No, he's definitely not all right.
Speaker 1: That's a good sign. That's a good sign. Annie, tell
Speaker 1: us about your workplace stuff up there whenever you've done
Speaker 1: something like this.
Speaker 12: Okay.
Speaker 8: So the brter's house mother's house needed a kitchen. Reno
Speaker 8: took her out to a kitchen company. Decided to fill
Speaker 8: the car up on the way back because there's a
Speaker 8: petrol strike. Thought that was a good idea.
Speaker 5: Put on leading in it.
Speaker 8: A couple of a couple of meters down the road
Speaker 8: it started hopping out. Checked apparently it was a diesel car.
Speaker 8: Oh no, so had it taken as by the way
Speaker 8: with his beloved Volvo and took it down to Volvo Edge.
Speaker 8: How much this will cost a fit? And they said
Speaker 8: fifteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: Fifteen grand for putting the wrong petrol in a car.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, you had me at the phrase beloved Volvo.
Speaker 1: There are many things to have beloved, loved Volvo.
Speaker 10: He was a beloved par.
Speaker 8: Anyway, he got back from overseas the.
Speaker 10: Next day and I went up and said, ohlist and
Speaker 10: I've had a little problem yesterday and explained it to him.
Speaker 10: And the next day he said, okay, no problem, okay,
Speaker 10: as long as you you've got it sorted out. The
Speaker 10: next day he actually called me up and called it
Speaker 10: from down upstairs and said to me, can you.
Speaker 12: Come upstairs for a minute, And I said yeah, sure.
Speaker 8: He said, I down a little investigations and apparently that
Speaker 8: can destroy all the fields in the county and he's
Speaker 8: completely useless. And I said, yeah, I know. I actually
Speaker 8: did that research before you got back.
Speaker 1: So there you go, all right, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: You call Annie I hope my boss has listened to this.
Speaker 1: You didn't get fired, did you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 8: I like the company.
Speaker 6: Oh because of that?
Speaker 12: Okay?
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, demo tape into m I'll be
Speaker 1: Eddie McGuire's warm up man by this time next week. Michelle,
Speaker 1: good morning, good now are you very good? Thank you
Speaker 1: very much for the producers for labeling up that you
Speaker 1: are calling from Australia. That really narrows it down. Australia's
Speaker 1: on the line from Australia. She represents Australia. Hi, Michelle,
Speaker 1: what have you done at work? What's your stuff on?
Speaker 3: I kept back to my art room at a school,
Speaker 3: and there's the art room and the US that was
Speaker 3: attached didn't do so well?
Speaker 1: Is done? So was this as a kid?
Speaker 7: Right? No?
Speaker 3: That was not quite a pass as a teacher.
Speaker 1: You were the art teacher. Yes, you teachers will do
Speaker 1: anything to get out of taking a lesson setting it
Speaker 1: on fire. Arson.
Speaker 3: Look, it was all the play got fired, which was
Speaker 3: a good news.
Speaker 1: All the little kay animals were all nicely.
Speaker 3: Done, and the whole room looked like a star door
Speaker 3: Daly like fittings that dripped onto the chairs. And I
Speaker 3: never ever want to get out a fall early and
Speaker 3: open the kiln door on a Friday afternoon.
Speaker 1: About again, what is it about school layouts as well?
Speaker 1: Whether you're right the art room is always next door
Speaker 1: to the music room. They're always they're always like best friends,
Speaker 1: aren't they the arts?
Speaker 6: But traditionally they're artists to get funded by the school.
Speaker 6: And with you burning it down the shell, you've guaranteed
Speaker 6: they've got a brand new art room next year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's funny. I think this manager said to me,
Speaker 3: I think you can still use that kill and I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh no, the whole thing basically through the roofox the
Speaker 3: killing area and yeah, all that pressure's artworks didn't.
Speaker 1: Get to go home, so parents, Yeah, all that pasta
Speaker 1: stuck on pieces of paper and stuff like that worth millions.
Speaker 1: All right, keep the course go, then your workplace stuff
Speaker 1: ups nine four one o four three for.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 1: Three so on show number one hundred and sixty nine
Speaker 1: for US and New Adventure. Here it went pair of
Speaker 1: shape when a glass of water actually got knocked over
Speaker 1: by me into the radio studio. Faders water and letras
Speaker 1: to you appreciate that bad news for everything that radio
Speaker 1: works through put our poor engineers ripping bits out, screwdrivers,
Speaker 1: buttons flashing on and off, steam coming out, and this
Speaker 1: will this will not be chipped cheap to fix. So
Speaker 1: we're talking about workplace stuff ups this morning on nine
Speaker 1: four one four one oh four three. The real takeaway
Speaker 1: from me is how unsupportive you and pats have been.
Speaker 6: I've been busy, get out of it, say that.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, I'm I'm trying to assist towards the engineer.
Speaker 1: Jack spent twenty minutes putting together some Instagram comedy around it,
Speaker 1: all involving an image of Homer Simpson pouring something into.
Speaker 6: Pouring water onto the console of the nuclear power es.
Speaker 6: It actually took me a while to find the image
Speaker 6: as well.
Speaker 1: As yeah yeah, a team member, Buddy and downs of
Speaker 1: Patsy just came in and laughed and then walked out,
Speaker 1: literally skipping out with a glee. That wasn't her in
Speaker 1: trouble for once, and it was all my fault, all right,
Speaker 1: back Stabber's all right, let's go to lines now about
Speaker 1: your workplace stuff ups. Let's good morning, Hi Christian, how
Speaker 1: are you going? Uh better? Listen? Liz what have you
Speaker 1: done at work? Made me feel better, mate?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 13: I started working for a politician who was actually a
Speaker 13: cabinet minister in the Howard government.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 13: Within two days, I was going to my drawer and
Speaker 13: I found this remoke control and I was I'm pressing
Speaker 13: it and what does this do? Anyways, I've gone around
Speaker 13: the office something does he start this TV or this
Speaker 13: all that? And I said, oh, I don't know what
Speaker 13: it is. So I put it back in my drawer,
Speaker 13: sat down, started working. Nexting the front door flies open.
Speaker 13: I've got Miami vice coming in your thrawn.
Speaker 3: I think I know what that button is.
Speaker 6: So politicians walk around with a little distress. But then
Speaker 6: they caused the police at any.
Speaker 13: Time nine, No, it's it's they have to stress alarms
Speaker 13: in the office. If you feel like him under tread
Speaker 13: or whatever, you can actually press it in the police arrive.
Speaker 13: But because he was, you know, like a cabinet minister,
Speaker 13: they very seriously. Because I didn't just prev it once.
Speaker 6: Forty presses and the police come budging in.
Speaker 1: We need one of those who in past goes on
Speaker 1: the news sometimes in here, you know when you.
Speaker 13: See on TV they you know, like one fly to
Speaker 13: the door and goes clear.
Speaker 1: That's it. Yes, swarm, swarm protects the eagle, Protect the eagle.
Speaker 1: Look now this thank you very much, cool mate, have
Speaker 1: a good day.
Speaker 13: They don't feel bad about a glass of water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it will cost thousands. Those posters are all coming
Speaker 1: down right now to pay for it. No more posters, Uh, Katie,
Speaker 1: good morning, and what's happened? I'm panicking now, blamed Katie
Speaker 1: keme like horses in Katie's phone right now is trickled down, Katie.
Speaker 7: Katie, Hi, here you going?
Speaker 1: Oh, there you go. We've never even called it out
Speaker 1: on this show. Katie. What was your workplace stuff up? Mate?
Speaker 12: I used to work in operating theaters as a scrub nurse,
Speaker 12: and I had one responsibility. I had to mix this
Speaker 12: stuff called sergie cell. It's a hemostatic agent, so it
Speaker 12: helps when the patient's bleeding. So in emergency situations, I
Speaker 12: had one job. Had to mix this stuff up and
Speaker 12: pass it over to the surgeon. And I spilled it
Speaker 12: all over my table and there went like ten thousand
Speaker 12: dollars worth of equipment and the patient's still bleeding. So
Speaker 12: I had to get another neurse to go and get
Speaker 12: some more and then we had to make it up,
Speaker 12: and it takes a couple of minutes to make up.
Speaker 1: So all the time you got, you got, you got
Speaker 1: someone on the operating table. You can't they can't cut
Speaker 1: them open.
Speaker 12: On were bleeding. They were bleeding. That's why they needed this.
Speaker 1: Just put mine perspective. Yeah you had me. I used
Speaker 1: to work in an operating theater. Whatever follows is only
Speaker 1: a great story. There's your story, then there's mine. Now
Speaker 1: I thought mine was at the top of all the
Speaker 1: water I've heard so, but now this bleeding on the
Speaker 1: operating table, which is what.
Speaker 6: Was happening in the gold for a little bit, it
Speaker 6: was bleeding out, which is.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well lucky you didn't have me in there.
Speaker 1: All right, Katie, thank you very much for trying to
Speaker 1: make me feel But have a good day mate, all right, bye?
Speaker 1: Last one Gary and Geelong?
Speaker 7: Where do I go?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Struggling? IM not? I might not be back here tomorrow. Gary,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
Speaker 13: Worry about that mine.
Speaker 9: In fact, I wouldn't be intended about what you did.
Speaker 9: I dropped a piece of specialized equipment off a forklift
Speaker 9: worth over a million dollars.
Speaker 1: What what equipment is worth over one million?
Speaker 9: This is specialized equipment. They use it through huge guest
Speaker 9: minds and it checks for cracks and cleaned it and
Speaker 9: so it was still high tech gear. And I was
Speaker 9: loading it onto a four onto a truck. I was
Speaker 9: driving over the falls lift and I went over a
Speaker 9: bump and then gravity did the rest. Then smash, Thank
Speaker 9: you very much.
Speaker 1: So what so what happened?
Speaker 9: Wood was said, I still get my job, but.
Speaker 6: This is coming out of your next paycheck.
Speaker 9: Thank god it did.
Speaker 7: I'll be paying for.
Speaker 1: Even from beyond the graves. They're still taking money from you.
Speaker 9: Exactly right.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling a bit better now. What would they get?
Speaker 1: The patient bleeding on the operating table and Gary with
Speaker 1: dropping a million dollar piece of equipment. Gary, thanks you,
Speaker 1: your mate.
Speaker 7: No worries.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 2: point three.
Speaker 1: All right, time for today? Is that work time waste?
Speaker 1: We're looking for your celebrity shops. I've got Ringos Starbucks. Yep,
Speaker 1: must be a technical problem with the day, don't hear laughter,
Speaker 1: Get the engineer's back Bringo Starbucks yep, Bed Barth and Beyonce, good,
Speaker 1: thank you, bats Aldi Green Aldi Green, Hey, come on,
Speaker 1: you're doing that on purpose, You're holding it in.
Speaker 6: I know I've got an Aldie one, so I don't
Speaker 6: want to laugh too much.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, right, Fleetwood, MacDonald's good, Macy Greyhound, Thirsty Camel Gibson,
Speaker 1: Thirsty Camel Gibson.
Speaker 6: That's good, all right?
Speaker 1: What have you got?
Speaker 11: Then?
Speaker 6: Celebrity Shops Ikea and Tina Turner barbecues Trelaw for Collingwood
Speaker 6: Midfielder Adam Trelaw, Sam Woolworthington. Wow, we and weird Aldi Yankovich.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, okay, so this show's already growing to a
Speaker 1: Holtz is but half height. Texas yours. Then celebrit t
Speaker 1: shops Oh four seven five three one oh four three
Speaker 1: oh four seven five three one oh four three the
Speaker 1: best one we get in the next ten minutes. Celebrity
Speaker 1: Shops will send you and three people off to see
Speaker 1: Disney on Ice.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 2: point three.
Speaker 1: Today's that were time waste is celebrity shops, you know,
Speaker 1: like Ringo Starbucks. That's that's how it should go. Button's
Speaker 1: working again, Yeah it is, Yeah, that's the engineers and
Speaker 1: fixed the laughter button, laughter and demand button. All right,
Speaker 1: you're went to Mark.
Speaker 6: Yes, are we getting away a priors today?
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right five minutes ago. If you tuned in,
Speaker 1: I did say Disney on nice for the best one.
Speaker 6: Here we go Mark, Walmart Silver plus.
Speaker 1: Andrea a well done hang hungry Jack post. Yeah you
Speaker 1: found that one, funny.
Speaker 6: Gold plus.
Speaker 1: I like this one. KF c Lean, Dion Gold Rebel Sport,
Speaker 1: Wilson Bread Zeppelin.
Speaker 6: Bread's not a store.
Speaker 1: Let me just go to bread. Maybe in Sunbury where
Speaker 1: Liz is, they just have a bread shot called bread.
Speaker 6: If everything has to be that obvious, hang on, you
Speaker 6: do have a.
Speaker 1: Cheese it there simply called tasty Ken ye, Westpac silver plus,
Speaker 1: well done, and Nette Bunnings, you know for the attress
Speaker 1: and Benny Good actress.
Speaker 6: Not that familiar with their bronze.
Speaker 1: Well you don't mark it down because you're not familiar
Speaker 1: with their work. Nick Nicholes, Kidman, Nicholes, kid Mill, Knacking Coles,
Speaker 1: all the old coals, all the coals are coming in.
Speaker 1: Luke Kristen, Taco Bell Silver. This is I've been saving
Speaker 1: this one to laugh. I'd be surprised it doesn't win it.
Speaker 1: But you're the judge here. Commonwealth Hanks, I don't get it,
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks. Commonwealth is not.
Speaker 6: That close to tomm and Wealth to Commonwealth.
Speaker 1: Thanks when he got me?
Speaker 6: Oh okay, I can have the tickets.
Speaker 1: What well, don Hamish, you're off the seats is own
Speaker 1: Ice the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melvin's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three. So I hear that you've been thrown
Speaker 1: under the bus by your wife.
Speaker 6: My beautiful wife is been in featured in a video
Speaker 6: that is about females in the building industry. My wife
Speaker 6: took on our home renovation as an owner builder. So
Speaker 6: this company called build Her Collective interviewed her and as like,
Speaker 6: how how was it being female and talking with trades
Speaker 6: and this and that, And there's a part in the
Speaker 6: video and she's done a great job. I mean, I
Speaker 6: really am proud of what.
Speaker 1: She's listened to a really big bu what did she say?
Speaker 6: But I mean, you guys know how hard I've worked
Speaker 6: on that house for the last two years, like every week.
Speaker 5: And you're jealous.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, she says as part of the video.
Speaker 6: But I think as they're trying to encourage her to
Speaker 6: be like this, this strong woman like finding all the
Speaker 6: male trades on her own.
Speaker 1: So she because it must be intimidating, and some of
Speaker 1: them can be quite patronizing.
Speaker 6: Definitely, and she has come across that. But what she
Speaker 6: said about me was a male trade would come to
Speaker 6: the house and they would ask, oh, where's your husband,
Speaker 6: and she said, no, you can. That's right, you can
Speaker 6: talk to me. My husband's not involved at all.
Speaker 1: Excuse me.
Speaker 6: Do you know how much I've been breaking my back
Speaker 6: at that house digging?
Speaker 1: No worry, No, you've had those Mexican laborers come on.
Speaker 4: In her defense, that is what you say to direct
Speaker 4: the attention to you, because it's like, no, no, you
Speaker 4: can go through me.
Speaker 5: It's all right, you don't need my husband.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's probably that is probably before. Yeah, you got
Speaker 1: to have it, give them a good strong confidence. Yeah.
Speaker 6: No, she is saying the right thing. It's like, obviously
Speaker 6: the trade.
Speaker 1: She gets favorite Jackie, that's that's what she What did
Speaker 1: you think she should of should have said no?
Speaker 6: But now for everybody she I agree she said the
Speaker 6: right thing to the trades person, but on the video
Speaker 6: she hasn't explained.
Speaker 1: I just want to make I've just written a short
Speaker 1: poem here about the role of my other fair way,
Speaker 1: the husband on the video.
Speaker 6: She should have said, that's what I said to the trade.
Speaker 6: But of course my husband.
Speaker 1: Did have a lot of input.
Speaker 11: In the.
Speaker 6: Most weekends.
Speaker 1: He was this, Oh, come on, this is embarrassing to
Speaker 1: see you like that.
Speaker 6: I'm making my own video tonight.
Speaker 1: Do you know what? All right? Today, we need to
Speaker 1: get this video. I need to hear it, I need
Speaker 1: to see and then we need to do two cuts,
Speaker 1: the one that actually went out, okay, and then we
Speaker 1: need your kind of Jack's directors. Yeah, all right, we'll
Speaker 1: have that tomorrow for you.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 1: Well, we just about made it till the end of
Speaker 1: the show. That is it for us. I'm off to
Speaker 1: go and have a little chat with the boss.
Speaker 6: How much a ballpark, what do you reckon gets from
Speaker 6: each of us? How much damage you've done.
Speaker 1: Each of us?
Speaker 5: I'm not giving any money out each other, guess I'm not.
Speaker 1: Definitely, Then, the thought of having to fund me in
Speaker 1: any way or save this pommise job.
Speaker 5: In all seriousness, I think I've done for you.
Speaker 1: Just a week ago. I got you in the room
Speaker 1: of Brian. Were you in that room before I came
Speaker 1: and washed up on the show? I was weeping in
Speaker 1: the corner, praying for a saving.
Speaker 5: Fucking back and forth.
Speaker 4: No, in all seriousness, I think they're worth like hundreds
Speaker 4: of thousands of those desks out.
Speaker 5: Of it with a lot of money.
Speaker 1: No, I know the I insisted that they get this one.
Speaker 5: No, we've got it especially for you.
Speaker 1: I know, And I didn't realize. I was trying to
Speaker 1: help out. I was trying to lubricate it. It looks
Speaker 1: very dry, and so I poured them in the water
Speaker 1: and they're like a plant. And I didn't realize it
Speaker 1: was a short circuit.
Speaker 6: Half the studio if you give you a little bit
Speaker 6: of water every day, or grow into an even bigger.
Speaker 1: All right, time of today's show, Illegal Hoon Gathering. So
Speaker 1: I see you guys tonight. I'm hosting the quiz night
Speaker 1: for the radio station for all the advertising clients.
Speaker 5: Oh wait, no, no, we're not going out with Jack
Speaker 5: and I have got other previous.
Speaker 1: I think you'll find I'll be hosting a few more
Speaker 1: of these to pay off all the damages I've done today.
Speaker 1: We're back tomorrow morning. Maybe thanks for listening the Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three