Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast, Melbourne's Gold one oh
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Speaker 2: Why from Richmond Gold one four point three HQG Melbourne, Australia,
Speaker 2: Broadcasting to the world for Christian oh.
Speaker 3: Man, Whearing High.
Speaker 4: Well, you know what the pan is like when the
Speaker 4: pan is not happy.
Speaker 5: Breakfast show every hour that you don't sleep. That's another
Speaker 5: friend who's got coming to the Friday stucks loud.
Speaker 3: Good morning, it's the Christian I'm color Breakfast showing Gold
Speaker 3: one I four point three. It's Tuesday morning, eight minutes
Speaker 3: past six.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Pats, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 3: I spent the pants before the show. Jack, just you're aware.
Speaker 3: It's very clear that Pats is like a plane, you know,
Speaker 3: when it comes into emergency land. It's just got one
Speaker 3: engine working, the only one to shut out. Pats is
Speaker 3: coming in hot. She's just ready for Friday to happen
Speaker 3: because actually we've got a break. We're off for two weeks,
Speaker 3: and a lot of other breakfast shows are all be
Speaker 3: on their breaks. You'll see all their little pictures from
Speaker 3: wherever they go to in the different four corner of
Speaker 3: the globe. But Patsy, you've never had this two week
Speaker 3: breakoff in your radio career.
Speaker 4: No, I find that.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're like Viille kept in a little tiny cret.
Speaker 3: How can they get away with that? I don't know,
Speaker 3: but you can't wait?
Speaker 4: Rather exciting.
Speaker 5: Well, that's why she started landing the plane on Tuesday.
Speaker 3: She just came into the studio and when I'm just
Speaker 3: getting to Friday, and I was like, cool show to
Speaker 3: do today, webs Thursday, Friday focus that positive mental attitude.
Speaker 4: Didn't even wear makeup in today.
Speaker 3: So what are you actually gonna what are actually gonna
Speaker 3: do with you two weeks I'm going back to Pommy Land.
Speaker 4: I know you must be so excited.
Speaker 3: I am. Actually it's the first time I've been back
Speaker 3: to em since I moved here, you know, thirteen fourteen
Speaker 3: months ago, So I am really excited. I learned about
Speaker 3: eight am Saturday morning, London time. They go straight to
Speaker 3: three hour drive down to see my sister and my mum,
Speaker 3: and I can't wait to see both of them. It
Speaker 3: would be so nice to see my mom. I only
Speaker 3: know I'm going to do big hug and I just
Speaker 3: want to breathing the top of her head. That shampoo,
Speaker 3: that's the same shampoo I didn't know what brand is
Speaker 3: that she's been wearing since I was a kid. It
Speaker 3: would feel like I'm a little kid again. So that'd
Speaker 3: be great to see them and my sister's four boys
Speaker 3: down on their farm. And then I'm seeing my best
Speaker 3: friend as well. So yeah, I'm heading back to the
Speaker 3: UK and then France with some culture for a week.
Speaker 5: Do you think there'll be any part of you that
Speaker 5: really misses it and feels like you want to.
Speaker 3: Be So I'll just let you guys know what.
Speaker 4: I'm not coming back, So don't say that.
Speaker 6: Let's just enjoy the next four shows. But I'm not told.
Speaker 6: I haven't told them here yet, but I'm not coming back.
Speaker 3: Okay, So when I go, oh, yeah, I'm just going
Speaker 3: back for two weeks now that I'm taking everything.
Speaker 4: Back, customs might keep you.
Speaker 6: Who's going to fill the throne here? Yeah, hugging girl.
Speaker 5: So I'm gone to Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now I'm taking you back with me. Both of you
Speaker 3: come back with me. No, that's okay, And that's okay.
Speaker 3: The gang's going to go over to London. Now, okay,
Speaker 3: you've got a gig lined up there for all of us.
Speaker 3: Know what are you why that I will suddenly go
Speaker 3: she's a lot easier.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a bit worried.
Speaker 5: Actually, well, I just start saying old friends and family,
Speaker 5: and you just don't know if you're like that was
Speaker 5: a fun year in Australia.
Speaker 3: But I'm back home again. The experiment's over. I'm done now,
Speaker 3: I'm done now on Hoday. No, this is home.
Speaker 4: He's got a mortgage now, Jack, I think you're right,
Speaker 4: he's not.
Speaker 3: About my financial commitments. What a horrible way, tearfully waving
Speaker 3: family and friends.
Speaker 5: Got my mortgage, my heads at time, comeback.
Speaker 3: Taking me back. Otherwise I'd be here with you guys.
Speaker 3: Don't cry, mam is, comeback. I need to pay the
Speaker 3: mortgage on the plane. Pay the mortgage to the radio
Speaker 3: show Dance Monkey, Dance Monkey.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three, Busy Day Today then Australia Great News Melbourne Today
Speaker 3: at nine o'clock El John tickets gone cell. These are
Speaker 3: for the extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra extra shows.
Speaker 3: He's already doing like the next fifteen years of his life,
Speaker 3: performing at various venues. Maybe he's in Melbourne, so nine
Speaker 3: o'clock someone through Tyke get check. These are the shows
Speaker 3: that he's added to Amy Park and a day on
Speaker 3: the green out at Mount Dunneed Estate. So those go
Speaker 3: and sell nine o'clock some one. They're obviously going to
Speaker 3: go very very quickly. We have a pair of tickets
Speaker 3: you can win after seven o'clock this morning tonight at
Speaker 3: seven point thirty.
Speaker 6: This is huge in cricket, in sports.
Speaker 3: It's a Cricket World Cup. It's all about England versus Australia,
Speaker 3: and my dad's going to be at the game. I'm
Speaker 3: actually nervous because people have warned me. They said, hey, listen,
Speaker 3: I know you've had a good time so far, you're
Speaker 3: on the radio show. You don't know when it gets
Speaker 3: really bad, which is when England and Australia play each
Speaker 3: other in cricket. Someone said, you know he's been living
Speaker 3: He's upon me. He's been living here fifteen years. It
Speaker 3: becomes unbearable in the office. He said, You've got two
Speaker 3: chances for to get ugly with you. There's a Cricket
Speaker 3: World Cup. If they beat England, which you probably will,
Speaker 3: is going to be a rough time. And then there's
Speaker 3: the Ashes as well, So I might not be here
Speaker 3: tomorrow morning.
Speaker 5: Well, it's a perfectly time. I guess two weeks holiday
Speaker 5: that we have at the end of Friday, and when
Speaker 5: does the ashes start?
Speaker 3: Because will you beigs back for then? I'm back for
Speaker 3: the I'm back here for the ashes, which is great.
Speaker 3: You're back here for all the stick that there's going
Speaker 3: to be around that and England when it comes to
Speaker 3: cricket World Cup. Unfortunately, like our soccer team as well,
Speaker 3: sometimes in the past there has been chokes.
Speaker 5: Well is this statue you haven't been Australia since the
Speaker 5: early nineties in the World Cup.
Speaker 6: I would have thought more support from you.
Speaker 5: I'm just.
Speaker 3: I would have expected, and you're hired to always support
Speaker 3: the captain. You think Darsaur Anderson are going for Eddie
Speaker 3: like this right now. No, they're always supporting him. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's what I need from you, Jack, Yes, that is true. Okay, Well,
Speaker 3: so how I tell you what it is? It's all
Speaker 3: there because I just had a quick look online. England
Speaker 3: are the favorites simply because the fact we're at home.
Speaker 3: Our form is inconsistent in the world at the moment,
Speaker 3: but we're at home. It's at the Trent Bridge, which
Speaker 3: is a great ground. I so lives around the corner
Speaker 3: from there up in Nottingham. And apparently the win probability
Speaker 3: from Google is that England have a fifty five percent change.
Speaker 3: That doesn't mean anything until it's just the expectation of
Speaker 3: the country that England are going to. It's the cricket
Speaker 3: World Cup. It's all should be theirs. They've got the
Speaker 3: home advantage. It's in England, the home of cricket.
Speaker 5: All set up for a perfect choke.
Speaker 3: Don't say that, okay, but yeah, it is looking like that.
Speaker 3: I am scared about today. I got a great email
Speaker 3: from a lista right now is listen to us live
Speaker 3: in Scotland and he's got a long drive today, three
Speaker 3: hundred and two kilometers. I just went on Google Map
Speaker 3: to see he's driving from Edinburgh, which is one of
Speaker 3: the greatest cities in the world. If you've got a
Speaker 3: chance to go to Edinburgh, go beautiful place in an amazing
Speaker 3: city like Melbourne. It's a real foody and drinking city.
Speaker 3: It's a great time.
Speaker 5: You've been to Edinburgh when during the comedy festival festival
Speaker 5: is it amazing?
Speaker 3: Nothing like it on Earth. But he's driving from Edinburgh
Speaker 3: to another Scottish city, called Inverness. It's about four hour
Speaker 3: drive and he is transporting. He's got a very important
Speaker 3: drive today live right now is listening to the show.
Speaker 3: He's in Scotland. We're live in Melbourne. I find this amazing.
Speaker 3: We're in his car right now, we're his friends. He reckons.
Speaker 3: By the end of the show at ten o'clock, he
Speaker 3: should be there. He's transported. Rare precious blood.
Speaker 5: Oh, what's what's rare about it?
Speaker 6: I guess they're a rare blood for.
Speaker 3: What's rare? But it's not like it's not like a wine.
Speaker 3: What's rare about it? Do you know what the blood
Speaker 3: groups are? There's not the main ones and there's rare ones.
Speaker 5: I thought a rare rare about it.
Speaker 3: The fact that it's called rare precious blood.
Speaker 5: I thought. My head went to a rare animal.
Speaker 3: What do you mean? I thought, like badge of blood, or.
Speaker 5: Like not a unicorn or a dragon because they're not real,
Speaker 5: but something like did you flag that up?
Speaker 3: Why did you go to when I said rad But
Speaker 3: we didn't think a human's blood like.
Speaker 5: A dodo say, it's like, oh, we thought there was
Speaker 5: none left.
Speaker 3: An extinct animal violet with unicorns.
Speaker 5: I understand now, like a type O negative or something.
Speaker 7: Well, one of those that everyone can have. You know
Speaker 7: that blood type that can be.
Speaker 4: Given to everyone?
Speaker 5: Is there?
Speaker 4: Like yeah, I don't know what it is, but there
Speaker 4: is one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a universal bl I've of you either had
Speaker 3: to give me a universal blood? Is it like when
Speaker 3: you go to the server and you've got that cheap
Speaker 3: what's the cheapest push? You've got one? I don't why
Speaker 3: about the supreme stuff? The car didn't deserve it run
Speaker 3: just well, any old just slops left over disource or whatever.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 3: So right now we are the friend to a guy
Speaker 3: called Kenny all the way over in the Northern Hemisphere
Speaker 3: in Scotland. He's got a big drive ahead of him today,
Speaker 3: over three and a half hours, three hundred k transporting rare,
Speaker 3: precious blood.
Speaker 5: It might be AB negative blood, which off the top
Speaker 5: of my mind, is the rarest of the blood types, the.
Speaker 3: Most precious of all bloods there are.
Speaker 6: And so one of this morning, who else I can't man?
Speaker 3: Kenny? Where his friends? Where's company? This morning? When he
Speaker 3: makes a long drive? Who else has got a long
Speaker 3: drive today, if you've got a long drive and obviously
Speaker 3: three and a half hours is nothing to you guys.
Speaker 3: This is going to the shops, isn't it traffic? Why?
Speaker 3: Why is this guy Kenny even moaning about it? Suck
Speaker 3: it up, Princess. Three and a half hours is nothing.
Speaker 3: Why have you got a long drive today? Where are
Speaker 3: you going?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 3: What are you up to? If you've got a long
Speaker 3: drive today, let us know what you're doing, like Kenny,
Speaker 3: transporting rare and precious blood. I don't know what you're
Speaker 3: up to. Nine one o four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 3: So this morning we want to know if you have
Speaker 3: a long drive ahead of you this morning and why
Speaker 3: where are you going? What are you up to? The
Speaker 3: reason why I'll be in this nosey is a listener
Speaker 3: to ours called Kenny. Listen to show live right now.
Speaker 3: Find this amazing on the iHeart app in Scotland. He's
Speaker 3: driving from a place called Edinburgh, Great City, all the
Speaker 3: way to Inverness and he's transporting rare precious blood. Now
Speaker 3: you two weren't sure what it was animal or human.
Speaker 3: I've emailed him. Kenny has got back to me. The
Speaker 3: world's a small place sometimes, isn't it. Kenny's got back
Speaker 3: to me. It's human. I've now emailed back two more questions.
Speaker 3: How many liters? What's the tub of car of anyway?
Speaker 3: And so you can picture keny bit more. Have you
Speaker 3: got another one? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Ask him what blood time?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What blood time?
Speaker 5: And then also ask.
Speaker 3: Him, I mean I haven't got this kind of quick
Speaker 3: tiping skills, guys. So what blood type?
Speaker 5: And then ask him which is the blood type that
Speaker 5: Pats covers?
Speaker 4: All the universal one that everyone can haven, niversal blood.
Speaker 6: I didn't know there was a universal one that you
Speaker 6: could just have in you.
Speaker 3: Yep, I thought it because people can react to certain
Speaker 3: bloods that aren't there. They can reject them, the antibodies,
Speaker 3: saying yes, it was a question. There is. I know
Speaker 3: you're waiting for ten o'clock Friday to get out of here.
Speaker 3: No makeup today, there'll be no bra tomorrow, and there's
Speaker 3: no clothes on generally Friday or not even to hear.
Speaker 9: There, I left you.
Speaker 3: Five voice smails, and what I think is the news
Speaker 3: I decided not to come in Friday's idea. I'll also
Speaker 3: ask Kenny, what snacks he's got provisions and drinks for
Speaker 3: his four hour drive?
Speaker 4: And how many pea breaks he is taking?
Speaker 7: Because you should stop every two hours. That would mean
Speaker 7: one or two stops.
Speaker 6: Well have you been to Scotland? They do it in
Speaker 6: their pants?
Speaker 3: All right, okay, so give us a call if you're
Speaker 3: going on a long drive today. Nine four one four
Speaker 3: one four three like Gordon, Good morning, Gordon.
Speaker 10: Good morning guys.
Speaker 3: How are you but good?
Speaker 6: So you're on the road already. What time did you
Speaker 6: set off?
Speaker 10: I set up about six o'clock.
Speaker 3: Right, okay, start the show. And where are you off to today?
Speaker 11: Mate?
Speaker 10: I asked Rawson, which is next to Erica ne MOEI
Speaker 10: about two and half like from where I live in.
Speaker 3: Ringwood in Arbourne, right okay, in the shire of bar Boar.
Speaker 3: I've just read.
Speaker 6: And what do you do? Can we ask what are
Speaker 6: you up to? Why are you going out that way?
Speaker 10: Absolutely? I've been a rid across first Sturday training for
Speaker 10: out twenty nine years. Then I'm off to do some
Speaker 10: training for the one of the government departments up there
Speaker 10: for the day.
Speaker 3: Hey, good man, Gordon, you're just a MANA need to
Speaker 3: speak to no one on this team, any of us
Speaker 3: have any basic first aid skills? Right, and we've got
Speaker 3: a very old producer and at any moment he's going
Speaker 3: to just hit the deck.
Speaker 12: Oh, so we can start there.
Speaker 3: Honestly, we genuinely I have been looking for a first
Speaker 3: day training to come in and train us all up.
Speaker 3: Hell great, Gordon, we'll get your details. Okay, have a
Speaker 3: safe trip. Okay, thanks thanks Gordon, Thanks a lot, buddy,
Speaker 3: take care, thank you. One oh four three. If you've
Speaker 3: got a long drive this morning, the first.
Speaker 1: Time O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three, simple question right now? Have you got a long
Speaker 3: drive ahead of you? And what are you up to?
Speaker 3: Nine four one four one O four three? That is
Speaker 3: definitely this guy burn Burn.
Speaker 6: Good morning, here you go on. So where about some
Speaker 6: Australia are you mate?
Speaker 13: I'm just coming into Bunderberg?
Speaker 3: What you're all the way up there? I've been to Bunderberg,
Speaker 3: got to fly to Brisbane, get another smaller plane to
Speaker 3: fly from Brisie up there? Have you driven?
Speaker 13: I left the Brisbane a quarter to two this morning.
Speaker 3: O god, that's unbelievable. So how many hours are driving?
Speaker 3: Is that? Six? Seven hours? Hours so far, And do
Speaker 3: you do this regularly? What are you taking up there
Speaker 3: to the Rumbut factory up there?
Speaker 13: I'd love to be going to the rumfastry.
Speaker 12: I've got a load of cardboard on and then I've
Speaker 12: got to go around the corner and load up sugar
Speaker 12: and then take that to Sydney.
Speaker 3: So you just like just driving around Bunderberg and an
Speaker 3: anyone want any stuff going anywhere? I've got sugar and
Speaker 3: randomly I've got carbon cardboard deliveries.
Speaker 13: Yeah, cardboard delivery.
Speaker 6: It's in short supply out there in Bunderberg.
Speaker 3: They're often just wandering the streets.
Speaker 14: Maybe they can't make it up here.
Speaker 13: Not enough trees, too much cane.
Speaker 6: And so when do you turn around and drive back down?
Speaker 14: Ideally about a nine o'clock this.
Speaker 3: Morning, right, okay, BlimE me. I can't believe that there
Speaker 3: is so much driving you can do in a days
Speaker 3: fourteen hours.
Speaker 13: They searched my maximum legal driving.
Speaker 3: To And so how are you listening to us right now?
Speaker 3: Are you on the the iHeart app? Really all the
Speaker 3: way up there in Bunderberg.
Speaker 13: That's brilliant, this radio station in the country.
Speaker 3: Thanks buddy, that's fantastic.
Speaker 6: We'll have to send you some of our breakfast show socks.
Speaker 5: Okay, then where do we send it?
Speaker 3: There? Care of the cardboard guy. He just rocks up there,
Speaker 3: opens up the truck starts ringing about going cardboard, catch
Speaker 3: your cardboard the cardboard guys here. All right, listen, have
Speaker 3: a safe trip back by and lovely talking to you.
Speaker 3: You have a good day and you thanks mate, Scott,
Speaker 3: Good morning, good right here you go. I'm good Scott.
Speaker 3: So where are you driving to today? M Dane?
Speaker 11: And at the moment and I'm going through the Adelaide Drive,
Speaker 11: I'm gone home mate, all right, I've got onloading ding
Speaker 11: along Dan and on the go at the eleven and
Speaker 11: load and go through Adelite.
Speaker 3: Alight, you're a busy guy, got a lot going on?
Speaker 3: And what are you up to? Have you got in
Speaker 3: the Cairal truck.
Speaker 11: At the moment, I've got timber in the truck and
Speaker 11: then I'm just loading in General through La.
Speaker 6: He's up to someone else, went fine under general.
Speaker 11: General General is just like a normal average, all different
Speaker 11: sort of stuff.
Speaker 3: Come on, we know what you're talking about there. Patsy
Speaker 3: has people like you in the news Hillbilly moonshine or.
Speaker 6: They've come a long way. They have trumps sending them here.
Speaker 3: Have a good day, and thank you very much. Mateat
Speaker 3: by the way, thank.
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Speaker 3: Thank you very much for properly branding up the Amazing
Speaker 3: Matt Trace at the inter of you news since we
Speaker 3: started six. I appreciate that. Can I just give you
Speaker 3: one small little bit of feedback? Yeah, and when you
Speaker 3: say the amazing match Race, what it is is Matt
Speaker 3: Trace has three or say four's in there and then
Speaker 3: it's three e's at the end, so it should sound
Speaker 3: more like the amazing my trays. Thank you.
Speaker 4: I'll do my best. Could you want me to do
Speaker 4: it now?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Just give me a rough idea my Trace it's
Speaker 3: phone impacts. But look it's okay. By our seven you'll
Speaker 3: get it up and running. I know, all right right now?
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Speaker 3: This is where we run five phone ins at the
Speaker 3: same time because you smart listeners can handle five things
Speaker 3: at the same time. All right here they are no
Speaker 3: particular order. Looking forward to seeing what stories we get
Speaker 3: this morning on these on nine four four one oh
Speaker 3: four three. Things you've had to count last week on
Speaker 3: the show in amazing call from a woman who is
Speaker 3: going to count and inspect one hundred doors.
Speaker 6: So things you've had to count? What did you have
Speaker 6: to carry?
Speaker 3: On Thursday? There're gonna be two teams or two people
Speaker 3: carrying mattresses through the streets of London, Richmond and Cremorn.
Speaker 3: Wherever they make it to London. You can tell. I'm
Speaker 3: going back flying back to London Saturday. I'm just going back.
Speaker 7: There picking me up for my Metros.
Speaker 3: Right which where am I? Right now? I'm like the
Speaker 3: Stones on tour when Jagged doesn't know if he's in
Speaker 3: Toronto Tahiti. I believe they're also doing a mattress race
Speaker 3: as well, part of the Cricket World Cup festivities. Now
Speaker 3: I can't style out of it. I got it wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 3: through the streets of Richmond, Melbourne. What if you had
Speaker 3: to carry did your parents have weird jobs? I'm over.
Speaker 3: We get a call from someone whose dad was a clown,
Speaker 3: mum was a magician, that's a dream. This morning team,
Speaker 3: my parents had weird jobs. Have you got any stories
Speaker 3: about going in through the wrong door? Or you open
Speaker 3: the wrong door? What was there when you opened it?
Speaker 3: And last this morning on the Furious Five, the Top
Speaker 3: five topics petty refunds. You know sometimes you've gone to complain,
Speaker 3: they give you a really pathetic, small minuscule. What's the
Speaker 3: point refund that? All right?
Speaker 6: So those are your five topics.
Speaker 3: If you've got any stories about petty refunds, You went
Speaker 3: in through the wrong door, my parents had weird jobs,
Speaker 3: what if you had to carry? And things you've had
Speaker 3: to count? Lines are open now give us a call
Speaker 3: London check him No. Four one four one o four three.
Speaker 3: We'll take your calls.
Speaker 1: Next The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
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Speaker 3: All right, we're doing five topic Tuesday, the five things
Speaker 3: we're looking for today. Your stories is always about these
Speaker 3: petty refunds that you've had. If you've got any stories
Speaker 3: about going in through the wrong door and what happened?
Speaker 3: Did your parents have weird jobs? What did you have
Speaker 3: to carry? And things you've had to count? Four one
Speaker 3: four one four three. That's first, we'll go to Kylie
Speaker 3: this morning. Good morning, Kylie, Good morning guys. Holly, Yeah,
Speaker 3: well good. I hope you're well, Kylie. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Which one are you colling in about things.
Speaker 15: You've had to count? When I was a bit younger,
Speaker 15: a lot younger, I worked on Sundays five hours in
Speaker 15: a lovely little milkwar and the owner was gorgeous. But
Speaker 15: I had to count out and make up one hundred
Speaker 15: Lolli bags and he was really particular, so I had
Speaker 15: to make sure every bag had like two minut leaves,
Speaker 15: one bottle, one milk bottle, two freckles, one jaffer, three bullets,
Speaker 15: and he checked them all at the end of the
Speaker 15: day and for the me with parents for twenty dollars.
Speaker 15: I thought I was so rich because I worked five hours.
Speaker 6: And that a real Kylie.
Speaker 5: He did not order every bag of Lolly's.
Speaker 3: I bet they did. Do you remember how some of
Speaker 3: those milk bars right same in England as well. The
Speaker 3: people that used to run them were quite vigilant, is
Speaker 3: the I mean, you would have thought you were stealing
Speaker 3: goal from them. They were like only two school children
Speaker 3: allowed in at the same time. No coach. My local
Speaker 3: one said, no coach parties like you know, Japanese tourists
Speaker 3: are going to be rocking up or trying to get
Speaker 3: some of the sweet mixed bags. Some of them are
Speaker 3: really I'm sure this guy was some of this. We
Speaker 3: always a married couple miserable as sin.
Speaker 5: We actually called out, and the nickname for our local
Speaker 5: milk boar was stingy.
Speaker 3: There's a room in my local milk bar. Right, he'd
Speaker 3: killed some kids, so whenever we went in there, right
Speaker 3: that he caught shoplifting, used to be really terrified. One
Speaker 3: day we have to get into more the mysterious world.
Speaker 3: The word, Kylie, that's a brilliant one. Thank you very much,
Speaker 3: strong start.
Speaker 15: Thanks guys.
Speaker 3: Have a good day, Lou, Good morning.
Speaker 11: Hi.
Speaker 16: I'm calling about going through.
Speaker 1: The wrong door.
Speaker 3: All right, what happened?
Speaker 16: So my grandmother, my nana, and my mom went into
Speaker 16: the toilets and my mum immediately realized it, and I
Speaker 16: was talking and chatting, and my nana just went in
Speaker 16: and sat in one of those egg shaped urinals.
Speaker 3: No, she didn't do that, please.
Speaker 8: She said that Mama was waiting for her, and all
Speaker 8: these men just kept walking out. Well, then are still
Speaker 8: chatting away.
Speaker 10: The mom's sitting in the urinal.
Speaker 3: Oh that is priceless. Oh god, just thinking about putting
Speaker 3: your bad nana.
Speaker 6: Backside to what is in there?
Speaker 3: The horror, the horror, the ice cube, that blue ice
Speaker 3: cube in there, and just that.
Speaker 16: But all these men were hurriedly walking back out.
Speaker 4: My day had the wrong face.
Speaker 3: Of course I would go, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 5: Those things are higher than the normal toilet, as her
Speaker 5: legs would have been dangling off the ground unless she went.
Speaker 6: And then the little, the litt kiddy.
Speaker 8: Mom just abandoned them.
Speaker 17: I'm just walking.
Speaker 3: Oh Lou, that is a great story. Thank you very
Speaker 3: much for sharing it with us this morning. Thank you
Speaker 3: two from two this morning. Strong stuff. All right, then
Speaker 3: there take some more calls nine four one four, one
Speaker 3: oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: I don't know whether I'm looking east, west, north south,
Speaker 3: but there's a beautiful red sky, beautiful red sky sunrise
Speaker 3: this morning.
Speaker 6: Which way is that out there?
Speaker 5: Are you're pointing out northeast?
Speaker 3: Stunning? Isn't it beautiful? You know what they say? Though?
Speaker 3: Red scar in the morning.
Speaker 5: Shepherd's warning what are they warning about?
Speaker 3: Bad Weather's it coming? Really?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 5: That's bad for the mattress.
Speaker 3: Rice to be fine by then clear up by thirty,
Speaker 3: Steve passwordly, tell me what's bomb saying about that?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's going to be mostly sunny seventeen. It's going
Speaker 7: to be stunning on Thursday.
Speaker 3: They're going to be hot running through the streets of
Speaker 3: of course Melbourne. All right, there's take some calls on
Speaker 3: five to its shoes. So let's go to tesse. Good morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Tessie. You're on five time. But Tuesday, which
Speaker 3: one in calling in about mate?
Speaker 17: That weird job?
Speaker 3: All right, well, your parents had weird jobs? What did
Speaker 3: your mom and dad have?
Speaker 17: Oh, it's just my dad, not my mom. My mom
Speaker 17: was to stay at home, but my dad he had
Speaker 17: a van and he used to go around. His job
Speaker 17: was to actually go around and clean up after a
Speaker 17: clime scene, so you know, like things like blood et cetera.
Speaker 17: It clean.
Speaker 3: I'm going to call my old temiography that Christian O'Connell's
Speaker 3: story blood et cetera.
Speaker 17: Yeah, And there was one particular time, but he came.
Speaker 15: Years ago.
Speaker 17: He came to and so his mother, I'll say that.
Speaker 3: It's not good at all, Tessie. Wait, this sounds a
Speaker 3: great story, but you're moving around. We're struggling to hear you. Mate,
Speaker 3: we can't hear this crest story.
Speaker 17: Why you can he Sorry earlier I said he there
Speaker 17: was time.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Tessie, We're going to have to move on, mate,
Speaker 3: I can't hear the story about the rest of blood,
Speaker 3: et cetera. Call us back, Tessie when you're in a
Speaker 3: better spot there. So do I get that right? Her
Speaker 3: dad used to have a van and he used to
Speaker 3: go and clean up crime scene. So did he make
Speaker 3: the crime scene? Then Mars will clear up as well
Speaker 3: because I've got the van with all the tools that
Speaker 3: makes a crime scene, also makes it go.
Speaker 5: It was something about the way she said he had
Speaker 5: a fai that made it sound like I was a
Speaker 5: hobby dad.
Speaker 3: What are you doing when there's always the blood in there?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 3: I clear up the crime scenes? Why does she what?
Speaker 3: What story could she have about there was a one
Speaker 3: time to know what was till one time? Blood, et cetera.
Speaker 3: Today's show. All right, let's go to Helen. Good morning, Helen,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning, Helen. You're on five to bit Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Which one are you calling it about gone.
Speaker 14: Through the wrong door, all right?
Speaker 3: What happened nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 8: I worked for Coronial Services, which is typing autopsy reports,
Speaker 8: and it was my first day and I needed to
Speaker 8: go to the ladies and my boss directed me down
Speaker 8: the corridor, but I turned right instead of left and
Speaker 8: ended up.
Speaker 6: With all the bodies you went in the morgue.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was pretty scary, you know. I just stood
Speaker 8: there and saw all these bodies on the trolleys, and
Speaker 8: next minute my boss comes in behind me and she said, whoops,
Speaker 8: you better turn around, and I just started laughing. She said,
Speaker 8: why are you laughing? I said, I just just laughing
Speaker 8: because I went through the wrong door.
Speaker 3: And I saw one of the chances and there's cadvas here.
Speaker 3: I mean, what a day I'm having by the cannon.
Speaker 8: Restely absolutely, And she said, well, you'll do well here
Speaker 8: because you have to have a sense of humor.
Speaker 3: And tell me this. Then your job was timing up
Speaker 3: autopsy reports.
Speaker 8: That's exactly right, pretty.
Speaker 3: Pretty grim grim on you living every day reading up
Speaker 3: about that, right, yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, and the amount of the way people die, and oh,
Speaker 8: it's just horrible. But I tell you what the Coronial
Speaker 8: Services of They really get to the bottom of everything
Speaker 8: and they know why people died, and they.
Speaker 3: It's important, you know, people who die of all managed,
Speaker 3: whether it's natural causes or something else. That's amazing. How
Speaker 3: many is did you do that, Helen?
Speaker 8: I did it for ten months as a temp and
Speaker 8: they wanted to keep me on, but unfortunately back in
Speaker 8: nineteen ninety five the budget wouldn't allow us. So yeah,
Speaker 8: but most most times it was the elderly during summer
Speaker 8: because they couldn't didn't have air conditioning and they.
Speaker 3: Just you know, die breaking.
Speaker 8: It was sad. But we had a few mafia ones
Speaker 8: as well. It was it very interesting really. Yes, Yes,
Speaker 8: we had a like coming in a bath with a
Speaker 8: finger pointing out of concrete.
Speaker 3: This is incredible. He came in in a bath filled
Speaker 3: with concrete. We're just a finger pointing out.
Speaker 8: Yes, the the MFB had to bring it in and
Speaker 8: they had to chip away to get the body out.
Speaker 8: And I think it was a message being sent out there. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: and yeah, people in cars that have been burnt out.
Speaker 6: It was pretty for toast.
Speaker 3: Now, well, listen, Helen, what You've got some amazing stories.
Speaker 3: You should write a book.
Speaker 8: Oh, yes, I should should not.
Speaker 6: All right, Helen, thank you very much to give us
Speaker 6: a call.
Speaker 8: No worry, thank you.
Speaker 17: I know.
Speaker 3: I'm now going to send us a message to Eddie maguire.
Speaker 3: Watch out, Eddie, there's a bath coming.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three this morning on this two weeks five to Tuesday,
Speaker 3: when we run five phone ins at the same time,
Speaker 3: it's amazing calls so far amazing in so many ways,
Speaker 3: from Nana's accidentally going into the men's rhinal and having
Speaker 3: to sit down where they shouldn't ever sit down, to
Speaker 3: the mafia messages bathtub.
Speaker 6: I mean that is unbelievable. All right, here are the
Speaker 6: five topics.
Speaker 3: Then we're gonna best story we get by eighty lot
Speaker 3: this morning, we'll give you a pair of Elton John
Speaker 3: tickets things you've had to carry. I remember years ago,
Speaker 3: when my kids were a lot smaller, I was outside
Speaker 3: this hardware short at store and I saw that they
Speaker 3: were selling a little, tiny two seater bench, garden bench
Speaker 3: for kids, right, and I went and said, can I
Speaker 3: love one of those? Yep? The guy went, okay, well,
Speaker 3: it's actually quite complicated. You've got to fit all the
Speaker 3: individual slats. And I went, no, I'm just gonna take
Speaker 3: the one out the front. I went, that's a display.
Speaker 3: When I went, I don't care, it's bill. I'm going
Speaker 3: to carry that back. He was like, oh, do you
Speaker 3: need some help taking it to your car? I went, no,
Speaker 3: I haven't got my car. Walked into town and so
Speaker 3: he saw it to me twenty bucks off and I
Speaker 3: carried it. It took me about half an hour. I
Speaker 3: had to keep stopping various ways lugging this, and people
Speaker 3: like took me as I was walking. I lugged a
Speaker 3: small garden bench home. So things you've had to carry?
Speaker 3: Did you have to carry a table with your wife? Bianca?
Speaker 5: They have dining table. My wife and I bought it
Speaker 5: only two blocks from her house. I was like, well,
Speaker 5: we'll just be able to carry this.
Speaker 6: It's just a big one you've got at the moment.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is it would be big timber one. Yeah, And
Speaker 5: about forty metres down the road, she says, this is
Speaker 5: too heavy for me. I can't do it.
Speaker 6: She's a slight lady, so you're a strong boy.
Speaker 5: So we put it like end on end and just
Speaker 5: kept tumbling it.
Speaker 6: Over rolling it.
Speaker 5: That were definitely rolling it home.
Speaker 3: All right, things you've had to count, so look for
Speaker 3: things you've had to carry. What strange things you've had
Speaker 3: to count? My parents had weird jobs. I went in
Speaker 3: through the wrong door. Petty refunds. Those are the five
Speaker 3: topics this morning, if you've got any stories about them.
Speaker 3: Nine to four one four, one.
Speaker 1: Oh four three The Christian O'Connell breakfast shown old one
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 3: Last got of calls this out then on five tomic Tuesday. Uh,
Speaker 3: that's gonna kneel. Good morning, Neil, Christian Neil, which one
Speaker 3: are you calling in about? Buddy?
Speaker 12: There the things you carried?
Speaker 6: Okay, what have you carried.
Speaker 12: Back in the old days? At school in woodwork, made
Speaker 12: a two many canoe.
Speaker 3: Which is that's pretty ambitious. That's made a letter opener
Speaker 3: for my parents, an actual two man canoe fashion out
Speaker 3: of a what tree or.
Speaker 12: Don't i'd had a marine for It was all sealed
Speaker 12: up there. It was somewhere around ten eleven foot long.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 12: That it's incredible in the bottom of it. And once
Speaker 12: I'd finished it, I had to get it home, which
Speaker 12: was about two k's from school, So I had chip
Speaker 12: it upside down, bend over and put it onto your
Speaker 12: back and would have it look like.
Speaker 6: A talus or a turtle.
Speaker 12: Keptis canoe with two legs in the road and carrying
Speaker 12: this slate here as well?
Speaker 5: What a shamee. There wasn't a river from the school
Speaker 5: you had. What did they can do work?
Speaker 3: Neil?
Speaker 5: Did you in the water?
Speaker 12: Yeah? It was one side we used to campus kids
Speaker 12: down and oh.
Speaker 6: It's great down there and there. That's brilliant.
Speaker 12: He's should have been each and half out of the water.
Speaker 5: But if I think of the crap that I built
Speaker 5: at school, like the play, it's got nothing.
Speaker 3: Anyone listen, who.
Speaker 6: Can beat an actual canoe that you built at school?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 12: That was It was pretty good at the school I
Speaker 12: went to. There was a lot of social things.
Speaker 13: That you got for Mike.
Speaker 3: That's great, Neil, great story, thanks for calling him. I
Speaker 3: have a good day, Thank you. Ronda. Good morning, Good morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Ronda, welcome to the show. Which when he
Speaker 3: cooling in.
Speaker 13: About going in the wrong door, in the.
Speaker 3: Wrong door, that is in great stories with this, Ronda,
Speaker 3: what have you got?
Speaker 18: This is my husband when I had my having my
Speaker 18: second son, he was put in the waiting room, and
Speaker 18: he thought he'd be waiting hours, but it was only
Speaker 18: a few minutes, and the nurse went and got him,
Speaker 18: and he raced down the hallway right through the door,
Speaker 18: and a little while to realize.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 3: My mind's spin at the moment of the view that
Speaker 3: he saw and what he thought it was somebody else's, sir,
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 4: At the business end. He was he at the business
Speaker 4: end of proceeding percepts.
Speaker 6: She wanted to answer that, who wouldn't know?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 3: Could you pick that out on an identity lineup? I
Speaker 3: said to my wife once, if I was an identity
Speaker 3: lineup and that part of me was on display, would
Speaker 3: you better pick it out from ten guys? Maybe we'd
Speaker 3: do a thing in that when we come back to
Speaker 3: my two week break. Now privates on parade. All right, Ronda,
Speaker 3: thank you very much for your call, and we've got
Speaker 3: tumble one us one. Jake. Good morning, morning guys.
Speaker 13: How are we doing.
Speaker 3: We're good, Jake, Jake, Your parents had an unusual job.
Speaker 3: Who was it mom or dad?
Speaker 13: Specifically my dad. So as a kid in the early
Speaker 13: nineties and the laws were a bit more relaxed, my
Speaker 13: brother and I used to be able to go on
Speaker 13: to the mining sites with him, and we would sit
Speaker 13: the opposite of a huge valley. They do a countdown
Speaker 13: over the radio, and then my brother and I would
Speaker 13: be able to push the button for what they called
Speaker 13: a shot fire in the entire mountain side would line up,
Speaker 13: light up, I should say, like a Diehard movie. It
Speaker 13: was pure kids action movie dream.
Speaker 3: I'm jealous.
Speaker 6: I'd love to do this as an adult. You've got
Speaker 6: to blow up a mountain.
Speaker 13: As a kid. No, less incredible in my hands.
Speaker 5: Wow, So was your dad the guy who actually laid
Speaker 5: the tant No.
Speaker 3: It's just a madman the mountain Again, kids, I love.
Speaker 13: That dad was a car to point to coming.
Speaker 3: That is great.
Speaker 13: What at It was really really cool?
Speaker 3: Like you say, different time, Nay, you would not. They're
Speaker 3: taking the fun out of everything these days, haven't. They
Speaker 3: can't let kids blow up the size of mountains. What
Speaker 3: can you do? All right, that's a great one, Jake,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, You're cool.
Speaker 13: Thanks guys, do you know what.
Speaker 3: I reckon tomorrow? We take calls just on going to
Speaker 3: work with your parents. Can anyone top blowing up the
Speaker 3: side of a mountain with your old man? Because this
Speaker 3: job was that an explosives explot who we give the
Speaker 3: tickets to? I love the Nana, the image of the
Speaker 3: Nana seven AMENSI rhinal, I'm sorry this is too strong.
Speaker 3: You can win these. I was about to say, you
Speaker 3: can win tickets to go and see the Beatles. You
Speaker 3: got the tickets to go and see Elton John on
Speaker 3: that then Elton John tickets the extra tickets that we
Speaker 3: announced two weeks ago that are going to be released
Speaker 3: Elton John to go and see him at Amy Park
Speaker 3: and a day on the green out to Mount Dunney,
Speaker 3: the state They go and sell nine am this morning
Speaker 3: through ticket Tech. Good Luck the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three this Thursday.
Speaker 2: It's here Christian o'connells amazing match rain.
Speaker 3: Last week after moving your house, I was talking about
Speaker 3: having to move a mattress and I was thinking about
Speaker 3: how far do you think you could move a mattress?
Speaker 3: And then we're thinking how far could you move a
Speaker 3: mattress in an hour from this radio station. It's now
Speaker 3: two hours seven am Thursday on. You got two hours
Speaker 3: to get as far as you can from us in
Speaker 3: Richmond to who knows where two teams, two people in
Speaker 3: each team, to the next home. We're going to find
Speaker 3: the two teams. They have forty eight hours to prepare
Speaker 3: race day. Mattress is provided by our good friends at Snooze.
Speaker 3: End of the year financial sound now on at Snooze.
Speaker 3: Get yourself down there. They've got some deals you don't
Speaker 3: want to snooze on.
Speaker 6: They didn't have to say that. It's just a little bonus.
Speaker 3: I'm putting in there like a free pillow case, all right,
Speaker 3: So of course mattresses. They're racing with.
Speaker 6: The finest mattresses you can get hold of. Sort of thing.
Speaker 3: A princess would have the Slumberland Bromney two slumber and
Speaker 3: Romney racing through the streets of Richmond. Patsy, what's the
Speaker 3: weather looking like? I want to learn the wind? What
Speaker 3: about the wind?
Speaker 4: I'm not sure.
Speaker 7: Just a slight wind, mostly sunny and seventeen degrees nearly
Speaker 7: twenty not.
Speaker 4: Far off it.
Speaker 3: Wow. Really, I'm loving this winter at the moment. Yesterday
Speaker 3: it was a beautiful day. Today's another stunning crisp day,
Speaker 3: going to be nineteen degrees. That's warm for them to
Speaker 3: be legging it around.
Speaker 4: No seventeen.
Speaker 3: No, just upgrade it sounds better thirteen degrees.
Speaker 5: You says seventeen near twenty.
Speaker 3: And also I'm not sure you actually did have a
Speaker 3: look at bomb because you just said slight wind.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you were hedging bets.
Speaker 4: Now I just stuck my finger in the air.
Speaker 3: Open up a new tap from the old Facebook page
Speaker 3: and see what you're thinking.
Speaker 4: Allough, they don't give us wins this time.
Speaker 3: Right, So you were lying, Okay, thanks for letting down
Speaker 3: the amazing match. All right, coming out to your next
Speaker 3: half an hour. And then we're all getting pretty excited
Speaker 3: about this. We literally had an hour long meeting after
Speaker 3: the show yesterday only about this, the amazing match Racer.
Speaker 3: It was only about that, every single element of it.
Speaker 5: Well, the entourage is getting so ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Now, let's count it down. People don't realize what's going on.
Speaker 3: It's not just the two teams. There's a paramedic ye
Speaker 3: for each team.
Speaker 5: There's a spot in front of the team to make
Speaker 5: sure they don't bowl over any pedestrians. There's a spot
Speaker 5: behind the team. I guess so pedestrians don't.
Speaker 3: Bowl indraft or someone. So there's one at say twelve,
Speaker 3: there's one at six. Then there's Tommy and Rio who
Speaker 3: work on the show on socials and videos. There on
Speaker 3: each team getting all like the video Instagram, Facebook to
Speaker 3: film all of this. Yep.
Speaker 5: Then there's a producer who we call to go like,
Speaker 5: all right, where are you guys at at the moment?
Speaker 5: All right, yeah, we're on punt Road heading towards Saint Kilda.
Speaker 5: Then there's the drone.
Speaker 3: There's a watch out for the drone in Richmond, Thirst
Speaker 3: so there are for this show. There's a lot of
Speaker 3: moving parts and when there's too many moving parts, there's chaos.
Speaker 10: Oh.
Speaker 5: Then there's a support car as well, just in case
Speaker 5: at any point.
Speaker 3: Which is going to get lost in traffic, isn't it
Speaker 3: When if you ever tried to follow anything in a car,
Speaker 3: it never goes well, you're just going to get caught
Speaker 3: in Troy. Oh so what a slow pursuit. It's not
Speaker 3: the OJ thing, is it. It's the opposite of that.
Speaker 3: People carrying a mattress And.
Speaker 5: As soon as what if our mattress people just go
Speaker 5: across a park and then all of a sudden the
Speaker 5: car can't trace them anymore.
Speaker 3: So many questions will be revealed on Thursday on the
Speaker 3: amazing match rates Sat coming up next, and what we've
Speaker 3: done is each of them we've whitted down. There are
Speaker 3: a lot of entries, some great people really want to
Speaker 3: do this. We'll whittled it down to four teams. Each
Speaker 3: is going to get twenty seconds to pitch their case
Speaker 3: why they should be one of the chosen teams. We'll
Speaker 3: start to hear the first two next the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: To know, it's half an hour porn business of finding
Speaker 3: the two teams. Two people in each team racing each other,
Speaker 3: racing mattresses to see how far they can get them
Speaker 3: in two hours during the show This Thursday, race starts
Speaker 3: seven a m. What are we going to call the competitors?
Speaker 3: They're athletes, they've got mattresses? Are they mathletes? No?
Speaker 5: Mathletes? Is something at our school that we called.
Speaker 3: Them some sort of nerve to make him feel like
Speaker 3: he's said, oh, it's not a nerd, he's a mathlete.
Speaker 5: It be just good at sporting quizzes.
Speaker 3: It's mind gymnastics. His mind's got biceps, all right. So
Speaker 3: meets there's meet one of four teams here right now.
Speaker 3: This Ello to Lisa.
Speaker 19: Good morning, Hi Kristin and Ting. How are you going?
Speaker 3: Oh we're going great. Listen. I love the enthusiastic enthusiasm
Speaker 3: from you guys. No only did you enter online, you
Speaker 3: sent me an email Friday night as well, which made
Speaker 3: me really take notice of you guys. So tell everyone
Speaker 3: them about you and who you're going to be racing
Speaker 3: with or you hope to be racing with.
Speaker 19: Okay, So our team name is a Snooze Crew. It's
Speaker 19: myself and Shelley. We work for the Salves Salvation Army
Speaker 19: the store at Rodal I'm the store manager. Shelley is
Speaker 19: a volunteer there and she does great work for us. Yeah.
Speaker 19: So basically what we're going to do if we're successful
Speaker 19: is donate the mattresses to the homeless in city. And
Speaker 19: we thought maybe instead of a queen or whatever, maybe
Speaker 19: we could ask the three singles or something like that
Speaker 19: instead to keep three people, you know.
Speaker 3: All right, So that's what we thought we'd do. Yeah.
Speaker 19: So, and also we want to show the guys up
Speaker 19: at work because we don't you know, we think that
Speaker 19: we're a lot stronger and tougher, and we do most
Speaker 19: of the mattress shifting at work.
Speaker 3: So yeah, all right, Lisa, what is you? Then each
Speaker 3: of you is going to get twenty seconds to put
Speaker 3: your case, so you've really started to say that, so
Speaker 3: you get your twenty seconds starting now about why we
Speaker 3: need to pick you guys go.
Speaker 19: Okay, you need to kick us because we're passionate. We
Speaker 19: work for the savos. We work for the people, as
Speaker 19: Victoria trying to keep them warm safe said, and this
Speaker 19: is a good course to go towards them. Also where
Speaker 19: strong will run forget the.
Speaker 3: Mattress, well done, turns up, turns up, well done, And
Speaker 3: I'll see if we got you're an army.
Speaker 19: You're we're an army to be reckoned with.
Speaker 3: All right, strong case, Lisa, Thank you very much. Wait there,
Speaker 3: right now, let's get back on this legend that we
Speaker 3: spoke to yesterday. His son entered him. Him and his
Speaker 3: son are hoping to race with each other. They're plasterers,
Speaker 3: eighteen year old Zach And then the crazy dad we
Speaker 3: met yesterday, Lawrence. Welcome back to the show.
Speaker 20: Here you go, Mike.
Speaker 3: I'm good. I hear that you've been studying maps during
Speaker 3: the last twenty four hours.
Speaker 15: Not really, we didn't study it.
Speaker 13: We just thought for his right to be a good
Speaker 13: way turn.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 5: I thought you were going to Saint Kilda, you said.
Speaker 6: On the show, Yeah, said you could smash it in
Speaker 6: two hours.
Speaker 13: Yeah, but then you say that, says the Clark, come
Speaker 13: long distance. We'll go on a straight line.
Speaker 3: Rights, find a straight line and stay on that. Yep,
Speaker 3: all right you already here's your twenty seconds.
Speaker 13: Go okay, but I reckon we'll be a really good
Speaker 13: bonding experience.
Speaker 15: A million sack and I think we're going to kill
Speaker 15: the other.
Speaker 14: Change a little faster.
Speaker 21: All death, you don't, okay, and a mic drop the
Speaker 21: other change times up.
Speaker 3: That's it. Wow. We so this is a father son
Speaker 3: double at that we could have on our hands.
Speaker 13: Yep. The incredible Zat attack and the snooze Queen.
Speaker 3: This snooze. Who's the snooze queen?
Speaker 12: Right mate?
Speaker 3: You're a snooze queen. I don't think you get any seat.
Speaker 3: You're like a shot, constantly moving.
Speaker 13: And we won't be sleeping on the job either.
Speaker 6: No, it's going to catch raise as well.
Speaker 3: That's great, all right, stay there meet.
Speaker 6: They're two other teams next The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: All right, the last two teams vying for contention take
Speaker 3: part in the Amazing match race this Thursday two hours.
Speaker 3: How far can each team get drag carry a mattress
Speaker 3: away from us in Richmond? Here, let's shout to Eddie,
Speaker 3: one of the first people to call us about this
Speaker 3: last week. Eddie, good morning. You've been there since day one, Eddie, Eddie,
Speaker 3: I can't believe when we didn't know that was someone's
Speaker 3: job to take photos of mattresses for all the various catalogs.
Speaker 5: Let's be honest.
Speaker 20: Let's be honest, mate, this job wouldn't exist without us.
Speaker 3: All right, Eddie, you ready with you twenty seconds? Yes, man,
Speaker 3: I am bring it.
Speaker 20: Let me ask you something, Christian. Who else has proven
Speaker 20: the unwavering commitment of this competition more than us? Nobody?
Speaker 20: Who else has set you footage of their mattress training sessions? Nobody.
Speaker 20: We are two very determined ethnic blokes and you know
Speaker 20: what it is about, ethnics. We do have best work around.
Speaker 3: Very very good, very good. I like that, Eddie. That's strong,
Speaker 3: very very strong. Once more, that is brilliant, Eddie. All right, Eddie,
Speaker 3: stay there. That was brilliant well done. All right. Let's
Speaker 3: go to Peter, who we spoke to yesterday. Come morning, Peter, Hi,
Speaker 3: how's it going. We're good? So you and your twin
Speaker 3: sister m hm kel yep. Yeah, Well then you made
Speaker 3: it final four. You're ready with your twenty second pitch, Peter.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I am. I guess hard act to follow, but lea,
Speaker 14: let's go now.
Speaker 3: You can do it. You've got you've got a good,
Speaker 3: strong reason why you should be in there too. We're
Speaker 3: impressed with you enough yesterday we put you into the
Speaker 3: final today all right, bring it all right.
Speaker 14: So me and my sister Carol, we should you should
Speaker 14: be crazy enough to pick us. We're two big, strong
Speaker 14: girls betweens who are ready to go head five page
Speaker 14: earlier we reckon. We can double that, get all the
Speaker 14: way to the river, over the river dambridge, Rose, fires
Speaker 14: to go, move matches. This years between us. So if
Speaker 14: anyone to do.
Speaker 13: It's going to be us.
Speaker 3: Well done, well done, all right, all right, love to
Speaker 3: think about a lot of strong cases, Peter, Well done
Speaker 3: for now.
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Speaker 3: Tough, I mean really really hard.
Speaker 5: When you see those scenes in Australian Idol where they've
Speaker 5: got all the photos out in front of them and
Speaker 5: they have to pick the final twelve, et cetera.
Speaker 3: It is really tough, but mate, there's a big difference
Speaker 3: between winning a winning a multi million pound recording contract
Speaker 3: and win the match race.
Speaker 6: The match race is high stakes.
Speaker 5: A thousand dollars worth of goods and snoots exactly.
Speaker 3: Come on, it's really hard, Jack and I just been
Speaker 3: to but those two were about those two back and forth.
Speaker 3: Ideally we could have had all four teams, all right,
Speaker 3: because they all sound brilliant and also each team we've
Speaker 3: spoken to this morning.
Speaker 6: You want to know, I actually wonder how far they
Speaker 6: would get.
Speaker 3: But we've only we can only we've only got two
Speaker 3: Slumberland Okay.
Speaker 6: Oh this is really really hard, really hard.
Speaker 2: Christian O''connell's a lazy mats rain.
Speaker 3: All right. The two teams, we've got to make a decision.
Speaker 3: They've got to prepare themselves. We've got to get ready.
Speaker 3: Race is in two days time, two mattresses, two teams.
Speaker 3: How far can they get within two hours from here
Speaker 3: in Richmond this radio station? Okay, yesterday on the show,
Speaker 3: we're all impressed with these two. Yep, you're talking about athletes.
Speaker 3: A surf rower. Didn't even know what surf rowing was.
Speaker 3: I looked it up. Then the other twin is a
Speaker 3: pacor coach. That's why, Peter, you're through. Okay, you are through.
Speaker 14: Thank you. That's exciting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope so. So we want to on Thursday.
Speaker 3: We want to see we've gone with the two. You
Speaker 3: strike me as two athletes. How you're going to get
Speaker 3: on lugging the mattress for two hours through the streets
Speaker 3: of Richmond.
Speaker 14: How are going to get on what? There was a
Speaker 14: bit of prepp to. I think grip strength is going
Speaker 14: to be the big thing the forearms.
Speaker 3: So listen, one of you does percor and then one
Speaker 3: of you is a surf rower.
Speaker 6: You're gonna be fine.
Speaker 5: One of the things, Peter, actually that made us choose
Speaker 5: you is we want to see some park or action
Speaker 5: while you're carrying the mattress, Like you ride over some
Speaker 5: handrails and do a flip or something like that.
Speaker 3: Tumbling and stuff. I love that you guys do.
Speaker 14: Yeah, absolutely, I will practice that. I'll get killed.
Speaker 17: Attoo and stuff.
Speaker 3: I had a look at surf rowing, yes, sir, I've
Speaker 3: never heard of it. It looks insane.
Speaker 14: Yeah, if you if you're ever board Google surfboat crash.
Speaker 3: All right, well listen, we'll see you Thursday here in
Speaker 3: the studio. Nice and early, good luck, Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: All right, there needs to be another team. There's two teams.
Speaker 3: The other spot goes to Eddie was there from Well,
Speaker 3: I'm going to go with you, Zak attack.
Speaker 13: Yeah, he a matte.
Speaker 3: We're going to go with you too, father son, the
Speaker 3: two plasterers, you work super hard, you are tough guys.
Speaker 3: We're going to go with you. Guys, you've been trying.
Speaker 3: I've seen the training video you filmed yesterday. You got
Speaker 3: the you've got the crazy old man. What did you say,
Speaker 3: it's yesterday. How many tons in half an hour?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Nine times. That's how much this class truck does.
Speaker 3: So yeah, that's what they do. They're shifting plaster the
Speaker 3: balls day in, day out, rain or shine. It's you guys. Okay,
Speaker 3: we'll see you Thursday.
Speaker 20: That's great.
Speaker 3: Thanks to your Thursday to your Thursday.
Speaker 5: All right, now, let's chain the front door so that
Speaker 5: Eddie didn't come in and beat us up.
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Speaker 3: So at seven thirty tonight, all cricket fans, even people
Speaker 3: that aren't Hughes cricket fans, will be keeping on the
Speaker 3: score is crickets. It is Cricket's greatest rivalry is between
Speaker 3: England and Australia. It doesn't get any bigger. Obviously in
Speaker 3: England it is the Cricket World Cup and England and
Speaker 3: Australia are facing each other tonight. Obviously the Australians be
Speaker 3: given a very very warm, friendly reception by English cricket fans.
Speaker 3: At all the games, there've been people dressing up as
Speaker 3: bits of sam paper, there's been jeering, vitriolic booing that uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Is really not cricket, as they say, However, there's nothing
Speaker 3: like it in sport. The rival between our two countries.
Speaker 3: And there's one person on this show who's a megasports fan,
Speaker 3: and he's called Rio, and he's supposed to be in
Speaker 3: charge of our socials. But whenever I walk past him,
Speaker 3: here chip a lot of insult my way about the
Speaker 3: choking that is going to apparently happen tonight for our
Speaker 3: national cricket team. So Rio, I thought we'd have a
Speaker 3: little chat about tonight's big look, how tense he looks.
Speaker 3: It looks fight me.
Speaker 22: I'm just thinking about the England cricket team and I'm
Speaker 22: just just fills me with a violent rage.
Speaker 3: What is it that's short circuit? Many decent people, the
Speaker 3: men meant of the England cricket team. What what is it?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 22: I think it's ingrained into you from a very young age,
Speaker 22: as my earliest memory is hating England.
Speaker 3: Did you ever appreciate any of the great players that
Speaker 3: we've had, you know, like Michael Vaughan or no, what
Speaker 3: you're blindsided by the rage that much.
Speaker 22: I don't see a cricket player who's playing well and
Speaker 22: you know, playing beautiful strokes. I see just I see
Speaker 22: red when I see that, like you see Joe Riss
Speaker 22: little facing.
Speaker 9: Or just stir something in you?
Speaker 3: And why is it? What is it's so unique between
Speaker 3: England and Australian is cricket's greatest rivalry? Obviously there is
Speaker 3: India and Pakistan and however it's when it comes to
Speaker 3: it in the ashes as well.
Speaker 6: What do you think it is? Is that historical thing?
Speaker 22: And yeah, I guess it's the big brother little brother thing.
Speaker 22: I reckon England came up with the game, we mastered it.
Speaker 3: I think there are certain other countries that might take
Speaker 3: objection to that as well. Yeah, you must have with
Speaker 3: the use of sam paper.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, it's enhanced tactics.
Speaker 3: Well, England did as well back in ninety five as well,
Speaker 3: they were sort of playing with the ball. So what
Speaker 3: do you think's going to happen tonight? Do you think
Speaker 3: you're going to produce this massive upset and ruin the
Speaker 3: summer for English cricket fans with a host I do.
Speaker 22: I think where we've got nothing to lose, England have
Speaker 22: everything to lose, and when England have everything to lose,
Speaker 22: they tend to lose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard because they were the pre tournament favorites
Speaker 3: and then they got beaten by Sri Lanka. Well they
Speaker 3: bowled out in two hundred and twenty one or something
Speaker 3: the area.
Speaker 22: Yeah, not chasing too many as well. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 22: death taxes.
Speaker 9: England choking at the Cricket World Cup three certainties in life.
Speaker 6: All right, So you prepared to little bit a bit
Speaker 6: of money on.
Speaker 9: This, Yeah, I don't believe. I'm probably on the same
Speaker 9: salary as you. So I probably don't have as much
Speaker 9: to play with you.
Speaker 6: I'm happy to just do a sportsman ten dollars.
Speaker 9: Ten dollars that I can. I can find some rumor, buddy.
Speaker 6: I think England are going to win tonight.
Speaker 9: I think Australia are going to win.
Speaker 3: All right, well, let's just see what happens. I'm actually
Speaker 3: secretly really nervous. It's going to be a tough show
Speaker 3: for me. If England choked tonight.
Speaker 6: All right, good luck Australia, Bad luck England. Unbelievable.
Speaker 3: That is on cricket. That is not in Wisdom's Almanac.
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Speaker 3: Three hours ago we were begun today's show saying that
Speaker 3: Patsy was like a plant coming down with just one
Speaker 3: engine working and your poor throat.
Speaker 4: No, what's going on?
Speaker 7: It's school holidays, it's only day one yesterday had a
Speaker 7: home all day.
Speaker 4: It was don't do that? What are you doing now?
Speaker 3: You need some honey or something or brandy? Okay, a
Speaker 3: little bit early, all right, Today's that? What time wast
Speaker 3: so today is global Beatles Day. Got the big Yesterday
Speaker 3: movie coming out this week Danny Boyne's a movie Global
Speaker 3: Beatles Day. We're looking for you to ruin a Beatles song?
Speaker 5: And is John Lennon's steek glasses still here at Yes
Speaker 5: they are?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, okay, they're still available to go and see
Speaker 3: the show, all right, ruin a Beatles song.
Speaker 6: I've got Lucy in the sky with Neil.
Speaker 3: Diamond, soft starts, get everyone warned up, cool, mystery, sore, powerful, right,
Speaker 3: no good, Dear Prune Juice, Dear Prune Juice.
Speaker 5: That's good. See, that's very funny.
Speaker 3: Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Heart Club sandwich.
Speaker 5: Yep, that's good for that.
Speaker 3: I want to hold your hand grenade.
Speaker 5: Dangerous, dangerous?
Speaker 3: What have you got?
Speaker 5: Lucifer in the sky with demons?
Speaker 3: Come on this sky with Neil Diamond. It's funny. What's
Speaker 3: she up to with him?
Speaker 5: What's Licia up there with all demons?
Speaker 6: He's saying, Hey, well done.
Speaker 3: Great. Weren't the weekend being free at last? Twist and gout, funny?
Speaker 5: I ate the walrus? What was I thinking? I get
Speaker 5: by with a little help from my hands.
Speaker 6: It doesn't even rhyme, doesn't scan.
Speaker 5: Will help with my friends?
Speaker 6: Yeah, but hands friends.
Speaker 5: Yellow sub urine yellow.
Speaker 3: Right, okay, that is a new low for this. All right,
Speaker 3: scent to yours. Take that out of the podcast. Turn
Speaker 3: is yours. O four seventy five three one oh four three.
Speaker 3: Ruin a Beatles song today, that's the time waste. That
Speaker 3: the best one we get in ten minutes time winning mark.
Speaker 3: Then we give you a snow gum.
Speaker 6: Hooded puffer jacket. Oh yes, you can win one.
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Speaker 3: All right, iph grabs all the time waste. So this
Speaker 3: week it's radio. You don't need to wear it right now. Jack.
Speaker 5: If you asked me to say if I can model it.
Speaker 3: I was joking.
Speaker 6: It's radio.
Speaker 3: Benefit. It is very nice. It's a snow gum hoo
Speaker 3: did puffer jacket? All right? Then let's get into this
Speaker 3: Global Beetles day today seemed to ruin my way. Ruin
Speaker 3: the Beatles movie. Some of these get out of that one.
Speaker 3: There's a guy called I'm talking to you Mike and
Speaker 3: Jelong who has sent me about ten extremely rude. Wise,
Speaker 3: it's been a lard day's night, Sammy Silver plus, Hey dude,
Speaker 3: Bronze Lucy in the sky with diarrhea.
Speaker 5: No, not that kind of that's Shane Crawford. Humans, that's
Speaker 5: what that is.
Speaker 6: Normally you love that kind of stuff as well.
Speaker 3: All right, God, that's Carl Hey Prude, Silver, we can
Speaker 3: twirk it out. Silver plus Glenn and Balarat A hard
Speaker 3: days fight, Bronze, Nick and Hipsterville Brunswick. Lucy, Lucy has
Speaker 3: a fake eye in Thailand?
Speaker 5: Are you saying.
Speaker 3: It's a lot going on? There were Lucy in the
Speaker 3: sky with Diamond He's got Lucy has a fake eye
Speaker 3: in Thailand.
Speaker 5: It kind of rock yes, Silver.
Speaker 3: Chasing Infirantry Gully Uh, Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Dance club band. Silver,
Speaker 3: don't reading that one out While my guitar gently wheeze.
Speaker 3: What is up with them today? This is your fault
Speaker 3: because of the yellow sub urinal you've led.
Speaker 5: Them there, Current leader Gold plus Beatles.
Speaker 6: We all live in a tub of margarine.
Speaker 3: They've actually killed the upwork time waste today, Hey, Lube,
Speaker 3: Mike and Geelong. One of us is crept in. I
Speaker 3: want to hold your Edward scissor hands.
Speaker 5: Bronze, do you know what? I don't think any of
Speaker 5: them deserve no jacket.
Speaker 3: No jacket require no, no jacket.
Speaker 5: If it's me voting, I will give it to my
Speaker 5: well guitar gently.
Speaker 3: Wheeze, No, you're not doing it. I don't reward that
Speaker 3: kind of humor on this show.
Speaker 5: No jacket, No jacket, The.
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Speaker 5: My wife got home yesterday from a week and away
Speaker 5: with my and my sister and that.
Speaker 4: They do that anas they look like they had a
Speaker 4: great time.
Speaker 5: So Mum came past the house as she dropped my
Speaker 5: wife off and was complaining about Tiger Airways. Now I've
Speaker 5: never flown Tiger personally, but they are the lowest cost
Speaker 5: airline in the country and coming.
Speaker 6: With that obviously is an expectation.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes you're going to get delayed.
Speaker 6: I think that's that happens with all airlines.
Speaker 4: True, more so probably mum is.
Speaker 5: So they were delayed by four or five hours yesterday and.
Speaker 6: Then must go from Adelaide to Melbourne.
Speaker 7: That's right, Yeah, rode a bike.
Speaker 5: But Mum's conspiracy yesterday is as she was coming back
Speaker 5: from the airport, was that Tiger is actually singling out
Speaker 5: older people and making them pay more money. And this
Speaker 5: is her theory that a lady goes up and down
Speaker 5: on the line while people are getting onto the aircraft,
Speaker 5: weighing people's bags to see if they've got seven kills.
Speaker 3: But they have to do this now because people just
Speaker 3: are just idiots or what they shot over there because.
Speaker 6: They don't want to check a bag in and so yeah,
Speaker 6: they have to.
Speaker 3: Do it, and it's the reason why they're weighing them
Speaker 3: because the heavier the plane, the more fuel they have
Speaker 3: to calculate it. When I was going heading over to
Speaker 3: the city Sydney a couple of weeks ago, same thing
Speaker 3: that went up and down the aisle weighing. If you
Speaker 3: had a big looking ban had to be seven k's
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so rules of rules. Mum was at ten k
Speaker 5: and she had to pay the fine whatever it is.
Speaker 6: There, conspiracy theory, she has to pay it.
Speaker 5: No, But then she said, I watched the lady who
Speaker 5: had the portable weight to go up and down the
Speaker 5: line and she was only targeting older or middle aged people.
Speaker 7: No way, No, some of those young girls can pack
Speaker 7: for a month.
Speaker 4: For just a weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would have been people with bigger bags, yeah.
Speaker 5: She said. Well, then she threw Bianca under the bus
Speaker 5: and said, well, bianc is combined weight with about fourteen
Speaker 5: kilograms and they didn't check her.
Speaker 3: Oh really, So you thinks she's been profile for being
Speaker 3: a more mature lady.
Speaker 5: Do people get profiled? She thought, maybe because people like
Speaker 5: over forty over forty five are less likely to kick
Speaker 5: up a fuss, whereas young people might.
Speaker 4: I don't know, no, No, I think it's the other
Speaker 4: way around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Really, Oh, you don't mess with the oldies.
Speaker 3: They've been through stuff, They've lived a life.
Speaker 6: Not going to that with that.
Speaker 5: Well, my mom's other theory was that they look for
Speaker 5: the older people because they can afford the fine. It's
Speaker 5: like mum Byankee can afford the thirty dollars five.
Speaker 6: But the simple thing is your mum was way over
Speaker 6: the limit.
Speaker 5: She was over the limit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and now she's trying to blame poor Tiger, who've
Speaker 3: done nothing wrong other than force a rule which is
Speaker 3: there for a reason, and they're at faull.
Speaker 5: So you think my mum owned the apology, not the airline.
Speaker 3: I believe she does. I'm in this story. I'm with Tiger.
Speaker 3: Having met your family as well, I'm still with Tiger.
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Speaker 3: We are back. Hopefully you with us tomorrow. You don't
Speaker 3: sound very well at all.
Speaker 4: I just need to not talk for the rest of
Speaker 4: the day.
Speaker 3: Impossible for you. We are back tomorrow morning when you
Speaker 3: wake up. Title of today's show is Blood, et cetera.
Speaker 3: We really did have some stories. This is on course
Speaker 3: and some moments on there. Today's Blood said. If you
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Speaker 3: us say well. Huggy is on the way with the
Speaker 3: fifty thousand dollars phone Frenzy. Keep listening all day long
Speaker 3: your chance to get the five thousand pound phone call
Speaker 3: dollar phone call this Friday. Now I know I'm flying
Speaker 3: back to the UK. It's very I said London instead
Speaker 3: of Melbourne. Pound for dollars I've been last year.
Speaker 5: You're going for England tonight, not Australia.
Speaker 3: Now two weeks in England, I'm going to have to
Speaker 3: go through it all over again.
Speaker 6: Recent all right, Huggy's is coming up next.
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