Speaker 1: I had a thought Britain, Laura, and it was It's
Speaker 1: something that I'd never thought about before in my life.
Speaker 1: But I actually think I'm onto something here. I was
Speaker 1: on a flight. I had come back from Europe. Actually
Speaker 1: I spent my radio break in Europe, and I was
Speaker 1: flying back on this big, massive plane, like you know
Speaker 1: of those giant A three eighty planes that carry like
Speaker 1: a million people. It was one of the bumpiest flights
Speaker 1: of my life, like so bumpy, and I kept looking
Speaker 1: out the window and there were no clouds, and I thought,
Speaker 1: there's nothing happening outside. There's no terodactyl or God'szilla shaken
Speaker 1: this plane, Like what is going on? And then it
Speaker 1: hit me. I think the pilot was on his first
Speaker 1: day of work. It was such a dreadful fight. He
Speaker 1: was on his l plates. I should have checked the
Speaker 1: tail of the plane to see if you had giant
Speaker 1: l plates on The flight attendant was signing his log book.
Speaker 1: You never think about the big the big deal jobs
Speaker 1: and people having the first day of work. You have
Speaker 1: to partake like, of course a pilot has to have
Speaker 1: a first day.
Speaker 2: No, do you know the time that you don't want
Speaker 2: to be thinking about that it's when you're in the sky.
Speaker 2: No one wants to be sitting having turbulence thinking I
Speaker 2: think that this is his first day on the job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but do I have to disclose it? Don't you
Speaker 1: think they should chime in and go the weather in
Speaker 1: Sydney degrees. By the way, seventeen year old William has
Speaker 1: he's really good on flight simulator on PlayStation. We're giving
Speaker 1: him a gun. The pitch today ran and pause for William.
Speaker 2: I don't think they have their first flight by themselves.
Speaker 2: I think they co pilot with an experienced pilot. And
Speaker 2: maybe it's like every so often, you know, when you
Speaker 2: get you're doing your learners, when you're learning to drive,
Speaker 2: and your dad or your moum might be like, okay,
Speaker 2: now we're going to like accelerate here. I think it's
Speaker 2: that they hand the wheel over only for a little
Speaker 2: bit and then hand it back right.
Speaker 1: Like when you do night driving only in your mum's
Speaker 1: Hondero reckon. They just give him the.
Speaker 2: Only when everyone's asleep, they're like, all right, Jimmy, step up,
Speaker 2: you can fly for two hours. That's when it was Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was Jimmy, that was him.
Speaker 1: That was Jimmy, do you know what I mean, Britt, Like,
Speaker 1: I think we should be told that it's these people's first.
Speaker 1: Dame bitch.
Speaker 3: No one is getting out of school at eighteen and
Speaker 3: saying I want to be a pilot, and Quantus is going, yeah,
Speaker 3: jump on in Cowboy, let's see what you got. No
Speaker 3: one is doing that. They have flight simulators, they never
Speaker 3: fly alone. They always fly with another qualified pilot. You're
Speaker 3: in safe Haan. I don't reckon the pilot. One is
Speaker 3: one that you have to worry about. But I always think,
Speaker 3: like if you ever go for like a laser treatment
Speaker 3: or some sort of like they're down there rummaging around,
Speaker 3: like what if this is the first time she's ever
Speaker 3: done this. I don't know, maybe she's never ever laser
Speaker 3: to who are before?
Speaker 2: And here you are and I'm patient number one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or what about a hairdresser, imagine maybe it's my first
Speaker 1: the job I only cut manneicans it taste for the
Speaker 1: last ten years.
Speaker 3: I remember when I when I was working in the
Speaker 3: hospital because I worked as a diagnostic radiographer, but we
Speaker 3: used to have to canulate and I'll never forget when
Speaker 3: I had to start learning to canulate patients and I
Speaker 3: was so scared, but you have to, like, someone has
Speaker 3: to be the first ten to twenty patients, right, And
Speaker 3: whenever I was having trouble and I was like poking, poking, poking,
Speaker 3: I used to just gaslight the patient and be like, sorry,
Speaker 3: you've got difficult veins, Like it's just blame the patient,
Speaker 3: not say that. I was like, I know this, but
Speaker 3: this is the thing.
Speaker 2: I don't think that there's anyone out there who's been
Speaker 2: stabbed multiple times to get a canuline who actually thinks
Speaker 2: that they have small veins, because like it's happened to me.
Speaker 2: I have the biggest veins in the world on my hands,
Speaker 2: like pulsating hand veins. This happened to me when I
Speaker 2: was pregnant with Marley May and I had this one
Speaker 2: woman she did it so many times. Was it was
Speaker 2: like my hand was was srobbing, I was dripping with
Speaker 2: blood and she was like, oh, they're really hard to
Speaker 2: get in and I was like, I think you don't
Speaker 2: know what you're doing. But this makes me remember. So
Speaker 2: when I when I had Mali, like my very first pregnancy,
Speaker 2: my very first birth.
Speaker 1: Experience, the natural.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was horrific, but yes, it was natural. No, well,
Speaker 2: I mean I had a few drugs, but apart from that,
Speaker 2: it was pretty natural. Anyway, the obstration came in and
Speaker 2: he goes, oh, you don't mind. He's like, if I
Speaker 2: bring in some assistance, and I was. I was so
Speaker 2: not aware of what was going on because I was
Speaker 2: so deep in ten centimeters dilation. Anyway, in walks six
Speaker 2: students who were there to give him a head. None
Speaker 2: of them knew what they were doing. They're just all
Speaker 2: sitting there with clipboards and I had a whole team
Speaker 2: of people just watching me give birth, just there.
Speaker 3: But they got to learn somewhere.
Speaker 2: Did they have to learn on me? Yeah, they do
Speaker 2: have to learn somewhere, But I don't want to be
Speaker 2: that person. Anyway, was very at the end of it.
Speaker 2: I was like, do I thank them for coming? Thanks
Speaker 2: for being?
Speaker 1: Do you mark them well done? A plus for all
Speaker 1: the students. So great to think there's a bunch of
Speaker 1: kids paying off hex set just for watching Laura Burne
Speaker 1: give gil.
Speaker 2: It was literally there's ten people in that room.
Speaker 1: But what about imagine if you were the you go
Speaker 1: went skydiving and they went, hey, by the way, before
Speaker 1: we jump out of this plan and this is my
Speaker 1: first time. I hope you don't mind the trigger for
Speaker 1: the parashure.
Speaker 2: There's definitely a few occupations where you don't want to
Speaker 2: be the first.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be radio. Who cares, we're the
Speaker 1: first day on the job. Sounds like that every day
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