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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda's You know I love a bad worst worster,

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Speaker 1: so let's get on with this one. This is a

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Speaker 1: story from Edinburgh. A man named James this is bad,

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Speaker 1: goes for a walk and he gets into an argument

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Speaker 1: with a complete stranger. Her name is Bethany. Worst James

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Speaker 1: tries to walk away, but you know what, couldn't help himself.

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Speaker 1: He started to become aggressive. He approached her with a

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Speaker 1: clenched fist. She retaliated by pushing herself against him, kissing him,

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Speaker 1: but biting off a large chunk of his tongue, good lord,

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Speaker 1: which she then spat onto the street. You would think,

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Speaker 1: how could this get worse than that? Worstest Bethany spits

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Speaker 1: out part of his tongue. James looks on as a

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Speaker 1: large seagull swoops down and eats it. She imagine that

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Speaker 1: that seagull would have looked flying away with a tongue

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Speaker 1: hanging out. Glad you can see the upside, James laughed.

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Speaker 1: The tongue chunk, He's permanently impaired, and of course they

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Speaker 1: couldn't retrieve it. They couldn't do anything. But the tongue

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Speaker 1: was approximately two centimeters by three centimeters. How that's out

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Speaker 1: of a human tongue. That's big two three they were

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Speaker 1: drawing from it. I'm reckoning it's the size of a

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Speaker 1: small cube of cheese that you'd have with cabanossi. It's

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Speaker 1: that the bottom one. Well you've drawn what I'm doodling tubes.

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Speaker 1: It'd be bigger than that. I can get my little

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Speaker 1: phone measure a thing out. It'd be bigger than that

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Speaker 1: an app I reckon, it'd be the size of it,

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Speaker 1: maybe a sugar cube. It would be sugar cube esque.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't your tongue grow back? Well don't. If you lose

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Speaker 1: a bit of your tongue, it comes back. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but that's a big chunk to lose. But also they

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Speaker 1: don't stitch it back on, do they? They can stitch

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Speaker 1: your tongue, can they? Yeah? They can. It'slack. If you

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Speaker 1: didn't have an altercation with Gene Simmons at all, you

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Speaker 1: can eat buffet drowned in its own throat and that

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Speaker 1: seagull flying away. Look at that Honey Jonesy and Amanda's

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Speaker 1: gamation