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Speaker 1: Jewel and Woody Podcast Mini.

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Speaker 2: So let's talk about our next guests.

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Speaker 3: Yes, well, earlier today we had the pleasure of Guy

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Speaker 3: Montgomery in this studio. He is an amazing New Zealand comedian.

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Speaker 3: He's doing the Melbourne Intersnational Comedy Festival. But what you

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Speaker 3: need to know is that last year when we spoke

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Speaker 3: to Guy Montgomery, he actually went to the wrong Kiss FM.

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Speaker 1: Yep, there's two KISSFM radio stations. He went to the

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Speaker 1: wrong one.

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Speaker 3: So before Guy Montgomery came in this afternoon, we were

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Speaker 3: like if he got the wrong Kiss what if we

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Speaker 3: get the wrong guy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So what you're.

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Speaker 3: Hear is the first questions we asked Guy Montgomery are

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Speaker 3: specific questions about the other New Zealand comic, Guy Williams.

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Speaker 3: And the big test was how quickly is he going

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Speaker 3: to realize that we're talking about the wrong guy.

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Speaker 2: Hey, good afternoon everyone.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're having a brilliant drive home.

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Speaker 2: We've got a wonderful guest.

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Speaker 1: In the studio. Yes, go tell you back guy, where

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Speaker 1: are they? It couldn't be me, you couldn't it is.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I tell you what, you're a great guest

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Speaker 3: when you get nominated for the most Outstanding Show at

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Speaker 3: the Comedy Festival last year? Do you feel like there's

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Speaker 3: more pressure on you this year because you've got nominated?

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Speaker 1: I did well.

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Speaker 4: I will almost have to start again because I didn't

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Speaker 4: get nominated last year.

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Speaker 3: You did?

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Speaker 2: No, okay, well's well, we'll.

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Speaker 1: Keep you absolutely should have been. Can I under say

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Speaker 1: that is?

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Speaker 4: That is?

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Speaker 2: Let's let's move on, shall we? Okay, let's we can

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Speaker 2: talk about it if you like? Oh no, I mean

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Speaker 2: I don't feel it.

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Speaker 1: Aw cool? I just figured this is a pre recall.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we just stop and start again? We kill it?

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Speaker 1: We called could we do that? Let's what are we?

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Speaker 4: Well? Then?

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Speaker 1: You know, then saying something crazy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Most outstanding show. Why don't we talk about your day job?

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Speaker 2: Because I know since there's nineteen you've been hosting New

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Speaker 2: Zealand Today, which is awesome.

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Speaker 4: It's a bit prepped inside of a bit really good.

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Speaker 4: It's it's desorienting. I tell you what.

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Speaker 1: In New Zealand, Guy Williams, I have lived in this ship.

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Speaker 2: This isn't you talking right?

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Speaker 3: This is honestly the best job in the world.

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Speaker 4: I love her so much, you know, because it can't

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Speaker 4: go wrong was like what if no one laughs, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Give a ship.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like the starter show, not the.

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Speaker 4: End that we have a similar accident, and this isn't

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Speaker 4: just cruel.

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Speaker 3: Last time last year when you were here, you went

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Speaker 3: to the wrong kiss where.

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Speaker 2: Kiss were kiss A double I S. And there's a

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Speaker 2: small metro North Melbourne called Kiss K I S S

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Speaker 2: F M.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, due to an oversight, some internal council oversight, there

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Speaker 4: are two kiss if in one K, I is one K.

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Speaker 4: It was such vital detail. It turns out a very

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Speaker 4: small community radio state independent. And you know that's because, well,

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Speaker 4: because what I wanted to do. Why I came here

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Speaker 4: to check out the competition.

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Speaker 2: So you offended us by getting the wrong kiss, So

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Speaker 2: we thought by getting the wrong.

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Speaker 4: Guy, I inconvenienced you guys slightly. I inconvenienced myself. So

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Speaker 4: there was a forty five minute care bride to the

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Speaker 4: wrong suburb. I paid for that, and then the forty

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Speaker 4: five minute care bride to hear I forgot about it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, a year past.

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Speaker 4: I come, I'm early, I'm punctual, I'm waiting outside, I'm

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Speaker 4: sipping my water. I come into the studio. It's gonna

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Speaker 4: be fun. I remember having a good chat with you

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Speaker 4: guys last year, and then immediately you bamboozled me, and

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Speaker 4: I think, you know, I want to save these guys

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Speaker 4: their blushes.

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Speaker 1: They got some bad information and that's okay.

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Speaker 3: You suggested, let's restart the interview.

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Speaker 1: I thought, well, do you know what's the very first question?

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Speaker 1: It's wrong. I'm sure I apologized a year ago.

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Speaker 2: This wasn't fair enough, and we're actually probably done. You

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Speaker 2: more of a hindrance because I imagine as there are

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Speaker 2: two famous Guy Kiwi comedians, which I'm sure has riddled

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Speaker 2: you well.

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Speaker 4: In New Zealand, Guy Williams, who is a very fun

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Speaker 4: new young commedies also for the comedy Fist will definitely

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Speaker 4: chick him out.

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Speaker 1: Was nominated for.

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Speaker 4: But he was he got to start well before me.

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Speaker 4: He actually gave me my first gig. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I saw him before I even knew I was doing comedy.

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Speaker 4: He wanted a TV competition to open for a famous

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Speaker 4: comedian and I saw him one day outside of the

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Speaker 4: university library. He was canvassing. He was running for student

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Speaker 4: body president. I said, oh my gosh, you're the guy

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Speaker 4: from the TV. You're a funny guy. How did you,

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Speaker 4: how do you get into stand up? And he said,

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Speaker 4: there's an open mic night on a Monday down at

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Speaker 4: the Fringe bor or whatever and went in and just

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Speaker 4: go down there and try it out.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 4: And he didn't do anything about it for years and

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Speaker 4: years later on we're on a blind date to a gig.

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Speaker 4: He was putting on an Auckland and this like art

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Speaker 4: gallery and I went up to him afterwards.

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Speaker 1: I was like, man, I don't know if you remember

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Speaker 1: I meet you.

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Speaker 4: I've been thinking about doing comedy and he said, well,

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Speaker 4: you can open tomorrow night.

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Speaker 1: So I went along. He made me.

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Speaker 4: Perform my jokes for him before the gig. I used

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Speaker 4: to make sure they weren't like horrific, and then I

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Speaker 4: did the gig. Anyway, so in my career continues a

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Speaker 4: pace and he's like, he's well ahead of me. He's

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Speaker 4: famous in New Zealand. He's a big star. And I'm

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Speaker 4: like all the time, I'm the second.

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Speaker 1: Guy and the little guy and the little guy.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, i start coming to Australia, chipping away, chipping away,

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Speaker 4: I'll get a little profile going. I think this feels

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Speaker 4: pretty good. I'm flexing, you know, I'm a little bit

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Speaker 4: bigger than Guy over here. Finally I've outrun this giant shadow.

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Speaker 4: I sit down for an interview with Will and Woody.

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Speaker 1: And it's the same. It's the same. I used to

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Speaker 1: get emails trying to book him on panel.

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Speaker 4: Shows in New Zealand, and I was like, I thought

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Speaker 4: it was all done and then.

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Speaker 1: I come in here. Unbelievable. I had all this line Doorman,

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Speaker 1: I thought it was over. That. That was like therapy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a breakthrough for you. Yeah, hey, I

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Speaker 2: tell you what. We've spoken way too much about the

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Speaker 2: wrong guy. We have got Guy Montgomery.

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Speaker 1: In the studio.

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Speaker 2: We're going to go to a song and we're going

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Speaker 2: to speak only about him in the very dulcet ye lovely.

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Speaker 1: Right up next, we're going to Pigment Tea. Please it's

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Speaker 1: Will and Woody and Guy Montgomery.

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Speaker 2: More of him right up next. You want to go

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Speaker 2: and see Guy at the Melboure Comedy vestor go to

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Speaker 2: Live Nation dot com dot au. It's Willing Woody Kiss hear.

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Speaker 1: More of the boys on the full podcast. Just scroll

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