Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Showtime Do You cream or jam?
Speaker 3: First? When am I going to do a show where
Speaker 3: people understand what's in the head?
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Speaker 1: one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Show one thousand, one hundred and ninety three.
Speaker 4: Sleep deprivation with kids. We had it with Ruby. Our
Speaker 4: first child is like it's it can become a nightmare, right,
Speaker 4: it is tormented. We had a really rough first couple
Speaker 4: of years, the.
Speaker 3: First six months. Obviously a baby is hard. But when
Speaker 3: once he started sleeping, we thought, okay, Dune, Dusty, you've
Speaker 3: got kids. Now we just sleep through the night, So
Speaker 3: we have to have this new and putting in to
Speaker 3: bed used to be so easy. I used to hear
Speaker 3: other parents had to sit with their child book after
Speaker 3: book after book. Some nights I would just go in
Speaker 3: there and say like good night, and then walk out
Speaker 3: and he was asleep. And now he's like our post.
Speaker 4: Six or seven years of Ruby's life. Sarah and I
Speaker 4: every night at bedtime, you we had to wait in
Speaker 4: the bed until she's gone to sleep. Of course, then
Speaker 4: I'd always be by the walls, so she was next
Speaker 4: to me. Then it was like they're like spirit level.
Speaker 4: You start to move by bit to try and how
Speaker 4: am I going to get out the bloody bed? Because
Speaker 4: then suddenly then I'd be commando crawl out the whole thing.
Speaker 4: I was just dread nighttimes. And then she was like,
Speaker 4: where are you going? Some pilates and then getting back
Speaker 4: in that bed. I must have been sleep walking again.
Speaker 3: So we're tag teaming at the moment, so BEANKI will
Speaker 3: do an hour trying to put him to sleep, and
Speaker 3: then that doesn't work, so tag me in and then
Speaker 3: I'll go and tell some stories and then tag her
Speaker 3: back in again out of nowhere. He used to be
Speaker 3: so good at going this.
Speaker 4: Is how it is. Suddenly what worked yesterday, they're not
Speaker 4: the same kid. It's like, can't you do like a
Speaker 4: factory reset on account of the phone.
Speaker 3: I've tried to explain to him. I actually said, you
Speaker 3: used to go to sleep so much the first time.
Speaker 4: He was trying to reason with a launching butt of
Speaker 4: the brain that doesn't exist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, as if I don't know what I was
Speaker 3: hoping for.
Speaker 4: What a great mental frame you've given me there that.
Speaker 5: I us you just get into a routine and get
Speaker 5: a normal and then they change that. This will happen
Speaker 5: for many years. And don't make the mistake that Chris
Speaker 5: and I did, because you know, I was doing backing
Speaker 5: radio and sleep.
Speaker 3: Was just so important, so important.
Speaker 5: Just put her in our bed with us. Now, do
Speaker 5: not do that, because she'll be in there.
Speaker 4: Till she's you do caven and do that. That iss.
Speaker 3: No, he's never come and slept in the bed, but
Speaker 3: anytime he's tried, he has been too excited that everybody's
Speaker 3: there in the bed.
Speaker 4: It is exactly, this is awesome, guys. Why haven't we
Speaker 4: done this before? So much more fun. It's for you guys.
Speaker 4: So none of us getting sleep, And that's the great
Speaker 4: thing about it, because you don't have anything to do
Speaker 4: during the day. You want to get up in a
Speaker 4: couple of hours time. I think at the moment, you've
Speaker 4: got to lean into the dinosaur. And it is so
Speaker 4: inch because actually, you're right those words he's saying, like
Speaker 4: dinosaurs are really long and complicated. How can they grasp that?
Speaker 3: I don't know how he's collecting that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And then during the date nursery, they're still not
Speaker 4: doing ball right and he comes home with seeing his
Speaker 4: big wind stegosaurus to rnosaurs wreck.
Speaker 3: So I've got the dinosaur bed sheets up. I reckon,
Speaker 3: that's the next thing, a dinosaur up.
Speaker 4: The bedroom and that and really lean into that. And
Speaker 4: he loves that. And see how he gets on with
Speaker 4: good luck.
Speaker 1: But Christian Connell Show podcast, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Everyone is trying to help Jack and his wife out
Speaker 4: at the moment with their two year old son, Gordy,
Speaker 4: who for some unknown reason just suddenly doesn't like his
Speaker 4: bed anymore. I'm done with that bets of losers, Christian.
Speaker 4: Can you ask Jack? I will ask Jack in a minute,
Speaker 4: Chors what type of bed does he have?
Speaker 3: It is a single bed on a old wooden frame.
Speaker 4: Christian. I found putting my kids in a toddler bed
Speaker 4: was easier than a big single bed and only does
Speaker 4: for a few years, but it seems to make it
Speaker 4: smaller and cozier for them. He goes back. Maybe he
Speaker 4: does that instead and swaps the beds.
Speaker 3: That makes sense why he would crawl into the cot.
Speaker 3: Maybe he feels it's too big.
Speaker 4: It's more contained and like it's a nest from like
Speaker 4: he's into the dinosaurs at the moment, they used to
Speaker 4: have nests, didn't they did? They sit on dinosaur eggs?
Speaker 3: Yeah, dinosaur egg That sounds familiar.
Speaker 4: Yeah, uh Jack, Why not try glowing the dark dinosaur
Speaker 4: stickers above his bed?
Speaker 3: You know what's funny about I'm just still scrolling through
Speaker 3: dinosaur bed sheets? Is maybe a way to make him
Speaker 3: like his bed again. So many of these are selling
Speaker 3: for double beds. Who what kids are sleeping in double
Speaker 3: beds or what adults or what adults are getting dinosaur sheets.
Speaker 4: We're not to judge anyone like that. You know, when
Speaker 4: I sort of recommended, why don't you get him some
Speaker 4: bed sheets, dinosaur bed sheets? I was envious, sadly that's
Speaker 4: grown ups. Now it's like boring colors. It semed, it's
Speaker 4: pans and it goes into the carpet gris and getting
Speaker 4: don't to me bright color in case we able to
Speaker 4: get to resell it and stuffing for the phonetes.
Speaker 3: Did you ever have themed bed sheets at any stage
Speaker 3: in your life?
Speaker 4: Yes? I did, add my local my soccer team. I
Speaker 4: used to love that bed. Yeah. I was to kiss
Speaker 4: the captain good night.
Speaker 3: The face, just to wish him luck for the game,
Speaker 3: just to say good.
Speaker 4: Night to him. Actually, I met him many years later
Speaker 4: as an adult, and I felt slightly or because I
Speaker 4: told him the bed sheets sorry and this. I don't
Speaker 4: know what I thought he would do with the story
Speaker 4: of that, other than feel very weird at the opposite
Speaker 4: a now middle aged man talking about in his early years,
Speaker 4: before teenage years. I want ok, I was just very confused.
Speaker 3: That's why my little pursed as I met you, Brian.
Speaker 4: I think I've been here before. If what am I doing?
Speaker 4: Leaning in Brian? It's so powerful to see you like
Speaker 4: this last time I saw you on my pedo caase. Anyway, Patsy,
Speaker 4: do you have Did you have your own sort of
Speaker 4: branded bed sheets such as Patrina Jones News?
Speaker 5: No, not sheets, but I had no. I had a
Speaker 5: Holy Hobby quilt. Holly Hobby was huge.
Speaker 3: Hobby.
Speaker 5: Yeah, was like this little girl like a cartoon girl.
Speaker 4: Was that from the black and white days?
Speaker 5: No, not the black and white days? And she had
Speaker 5: like a patchwork sort of dress on and a big
Speaker 5: bonnet and you never saw her face. She was just
Speaker 5: side on. She's big in Australia in the seventies, Holy
Speaker 5: Hobby and you could get cups and mugs in all
Speaker 5: the paraphernalia, Jackson.
Speaker 4: Said a quick look Italian not impressed.
Speaker 3: Just like basic generic girl illustration not very exciting. Well
Speaker 3: did you have jack Ninja, Turtles Shadow?
Speaker 4: Who is your favorite?
Speaker 3: I liked Michael Angelo, He's the goofy one.
Speaker 4: All right, did anyone else have I wonder if there
Speaker 4: are grown ups that have bad sheets now, like there
Speaker 4: are like AFL team ones, aren't there for bad sheets?
Speaker 3: What I'm seeing is you can buy full size it
Speaker 3: like King super King of patent bed sheets like dinosaurs.
Speaker 3: So I'm sure you can get them for a whole range.
Speaker 4: Of things if you still have them. Now ninety four
Speaker 4: one four one O four three.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Do you have custom bed sheets? Yeah? I know kids do?
Speaker 4: What about grown ups? Christ and I have sons of
Speaker 4: anarchy bed sheets and douna cover that is awesome. That's intimidating.
Speaker 4: You break into that house, you're thinking you've got some overlord,
Speaker 4: the bikers going get out, tidy up, break it's mend
Speaker 4: the window we just broke. I'm actually just googled I
Speaker 4: can buy John Wick DOUNA cover. Sarah, I'm gonna get it,
Speaker 4: and I'm going to film her reactionally, she will hit
Speaker 4: the roof, she will she will take a gas. I've
Speaker 4: seen it. It is shocking. It's confronting. Christian. Good morning,
Speaker 4: Martin and craigibur and tell Jack you can remove the
Speaker 4: drop side from some model cots. You can then change
Speaker 4: it into a toddler bed. This might also help.
Speaker 3: Yes, No, you have to buy extra attachment, which we
Speaker 3: could do. We could do.
Speaker 5: Toddler beds don't work. We had that with Ordery. It
Speaker 5: just makes it easier for them to get out because
Speaker 5: they're just like thirty cinnamon is off the floor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right. It's an easy to drop down, isn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so what do you have her up in a treehouse?
Speaker 4: Locked up in that castle like Rapunzel? Christian, My wife
Speaker 4: and I had to have a set of millennium Falcon
Speaker 4: bed sheets.
Speaker 3: We shan't judge, we are judging.
Speaker 4: I know I was doing a radio bow. I was
Speaker 4: like bowing down to the awesomeness and that, and he
Speaker 4: wants us to know that the cockpit is on his side.
Speaker 3: Lucky guy.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's takes something cool now, Michael, good morning.
Speaker 6: Hey, how's it going, Christian?
Speaker 4: I'm good Michael. So have you got custom bed sheets?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 7: I'm forty four years old and I actually have a
Speaker 7: Ninja Turtles doing the cover and pillowcase.
Speaker 1: Get it so it's jack your jack. Trust me. You
Speaker 1: can go out and buy one right now.
Speaker 4: I thought that, Yeah, get good his dinosaur ones. Get
Speaker 4: you your old heroes, Reunin the man. You and Michael Angelo.
Speaker 3: Having problems sleeping. I'm sleeping very well.
Speaker 4: We sleep even better in a half bed.
Speaker 6: You'll definitely sleep better with the Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 8: By your side.
Speaker 3: Who's your favorite, Michael.
Speaker 1: Michael Angelo.
Speaker 4: Is the fan favorite, got the biggest heart because thanks
Speaker 4: all right, Michael, thank you very much. You call. I
Speaker 4: have a good day you. Laura, Good morning, Laura.
Speaker 6: Good morning. I have a tweaty bird doing the cover
Speaker 6: of bed sheets that was a single and I joined together.
Speaker 4: Why do you go onto those? That's quite unusual one.
Speaker 6: I love twity bird. Thought I saw a pretty.
Speaker 4: It's a fun time right now.
Speaker 3: And when you say you got two singles, did you
Speaker 3: stitch them together or just lay them together side by side?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: I sewed them together.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 6: I had to actually throw out the bed sheep because
Speaker 6: it got a bit my Doinger cover I've still got
Speaker 6: at forty nine years older, and you got one.
Speaker 4: Did you wash it or does stay on all year round?
Speaker 6: No? I watched it. I rotate all my I've got
Speaker 6: probably six Don covers and I rotate them, but not
Speaker 6: Tweetybird ones. No, not tweety Bird. Tweetybird is one of
Speaker 6: my favorite. And it seems to come out of the
Speaker 6: middle of the pile. Not not when I've got it rotated.
Speaker 10: You prioritize it and it's a blue background with a
Speaker 10: bright yellow really yeah, do it right?
Speaker 4: All right, lovely stuff, Laura, Thank you very much, Thank you,
Speaker 4: bye bye.
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Speaker 4: God one oh four point three, just going to give
Speaker 4: you a heads up and a warning. Now. One of
Speaker 4: the voices you're going to hear in any second now
Speaker 4: is a very smug Swans fan. If this is going
Speaker 4: to be triggering, not because you're a Giants fan, but
Speaker 4: just because maybe your team aren't in the finals and
Speaker 4: you just don't like Swans fans reaching right now, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna do the same thing and stick on an anti
Speaker 4: Schuberman podcast to get me through the next nine hours.
Speaker 3: I have a disgusting stat about the Swans and coming
Speaker 3: from an essence support of this just thing so unfair.
Speaker 3: They have appeared in twenty four of the last twenty
Speaker 3: nine finals.
Speaker 4: Series, but Jack put into contact. What about that time
Speaker 4: the Cats just humiliated them and stole their soul? Only
Speaker 4: a short couple of years ago.
Speaker 2: Long time ago, ancient history.
Speaker 4: By now I tell you what they sold. There were
Speaker 4: some amazing performances over the last couple of days, obviously
Speaker 4: with the Cats on Thursday night and then the Hawks
Speaker 4: on Friday. I didn't realize that. You know, all the
Speaker 4: coverage on Friday was about Ginevan out the night before.
Speaker 4: Was he having a beer? Who does he think he is?
Speaker 4: This is irresponsible, you know, it's our local public, it's
Speaker 4: a London tabn.
Speaker 2: It's really some people.
Speaker 3: Some people will saying he was afrobby, and then others
Speaker 3: were calling it a pub. Me sounds he's got to eat.
Speaker 4: It's amazing what a frenzy that can be about a
Speaker 4: non story in my mind, like was it a beer
Speaker 4: and it was a little pot and then other people
Speaker 4: were going it could be colored water. It was like,
Speaker 4: it doesn't matter he brought his own apple juice if
Speaker 4: he's at a nightclub at five am. It was just
Speaker 4: like it was such a long story. But I loved
Speaker 4: during the game after his score that he managed to
Speaker 4: actually do a sign like he was having a beer
Speaker 4: and chugging it. And I could see the some fans
Speaker 4: with sharing things. It was funny. And then the people getting
Speaker 4: really annoyed with him. And then so Hawks going on Friday,
Speaker 4: and then obviously Rio, so you were watching where did
Speaker 4: you watch your sawnies?
Speaker 7: So we went down to the Rising, which used to
Speaker 7: be the local pub for the Swans when they were
Speaker 7: South Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Oh right, yeah, so they actually had the night.
Speaker 7: There was an old guy who must have been in
Speaker 7: his eighties walking around with the buddy. Was that with
Speaker 7: the nineteen thirty three premiership radio people were just taking
Speaker 7: drinks out of the nineteen thirty three premiership cut?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was awesome. Was it packed?
Speaker 7: It was packed, could not get a seat, could barely
Speaker 7: stand all Swans fans, which is really rare obviously in Melbourne.
Speaker 7: And then just felt sick the entire game. You wonder
Speaker 7: like why it's not really enjoyable for a lot of it.
Speaker 7: You're just like you're stodach.
Speaker 4: It's like for Jack and Izer as a des found
Speaker 4: myself and as a bombs fand this has been this year,
Speaker 4: not like a couple of hour and a half before.
Speaker 4: You then have one of the greatest final terms ever come.
Speaker 3: Back on a comeback and Isaac Haney.
Speaker 4: Man what that mark he took? And also I just
Speaker 4: want to say it was Buckley that helped him down.
Speaker 4: He could have helped himself. I saw that his mumas
Speaker 4: on the news yesterday and she actually looked down the
Speaker 4: barrel of the camera and was thanking Jack Buckley for
Speaker 4: saving her son spine because he could have really hurt himself. Yea,
Speaker 4: it was, I was. It was.
Speaker 2: I almost don't remember.
Speaker 7: It was like a fever dream, like everyone was so delirious.
Speaker 7: I've seen videos of myself like in the immediate aftermath.
Speaker 2: Oh right, okay, it was.
Speaker 3: It was pretty I was.
Speaker 7: Very happy, but yeah, just absolutely chills the entire time,
Speaker 7: like afterwards was on a high. I rewatched the game
Speaker 7: yesterday and I was still just as nervous watching it.
Speaker 2: I was in front of the cow.
Speaker 7: Even though you know it's spoiled, but like hand like
Speaker 7: covering my face the whole time, heart rate up.
Speaker 4: Incredible game. And then I feel very sorry for Blues fans, right,
Speaker 4: you know sometimes you have that like Sunday night, Blues,
Speaker 4: don't you as long as you've been back at school?
Speaker 4: And I was thinking, wait, you're not a Blues fan, Christian,
Speaker 4: you know you can be happy, you know, Well, it's
Speaker 4: those poor I feel so the fans that flew up there.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's so bad that you can't help her feel sorry.
Speaker 3: It's just brutal was showing them to kick a goal
Speaker 3: just so they don't make some new kind of record
Speaker 3: where you get zero points to half times.
Speaker 4: It was just like the first quarter and then the
Speaker 4: second quarter. I've got to be honest, I felt like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, we're watching history here because it was
Speaker 4: so unbelieving, like nothing there was. One was like where
Speaker 4: it's like I think the Lions had kicked like sixty,
Speaker 4: they've got sixty and they had nothing. That's one where
Speaker 4: Crits was droviously trying to talk to Voss like do something,
Speaker 4: and it's she's almost flipping laptop and what's there.
Speaker 3: You actually had the feeling for a while, you have
Speaker 3: the feeling like has there ever been a team who's
Speaker 3: never scored a point?
Speaker 4: Actually think how how would they be okay with that? Ever? Again? Ever,
Speaker 4: it was just but the whole team was tired, like
Speaker 4: let's just find new lives.
Speaker 3: And I was walking around on Friday telling the team
Speaker 3: that I heard Patrick Crips on football radio last week
Speaker 3: and he sounded so confident.
Speaker 4: And when have you ever heard that talking about their
Speaker 4: own game with like mental.
Speaker 3: Some really earnest about it, and I was like, kindly
Speaker 3: gonna win. Crypt cript said they were looking good, but
Speaker 3: defending a ten goal start is never good.
Speaker 7: We were at we went around the corner to a
Speaker 7: different pub to watch the Carlton game.
Speaker 2: And it was packed out Carlton fans as far as
Speaker 2: you could see.
Speaker 4: Not still like in your Swan scarf and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: That would have annoyed me immediately. Don't bring good don't
Speaker 4: bring good cheer in here with Blues fans.
Speaker 2: I was walking around the city that whole night.
Speaker 7: I was so smug, But we got there there were
Speaker 7: so many people like Carlton fans. And then halfway through,
Speaker 7: at about nine point fifteen, that all left and the
Speaker 7: bartenders called last drinks and the before the games at.
Speaker 4: Exactly why you have a few beers just a commissioner.
Speaker 2: They just left. Everyone just left. It was deathly so sad.
Speaker 4: Notice that they made such a bound jusual energy in
Speaker 4: the pub. Public had to shut it down otherwise other
Speaker 4: people coming in and think it to wait.
Speaker 2: We literally kicked out.
Speaker 4: At nine thirty on Friday show, we had a home
Speaker 4: when Maria was calling. We were doing a special version
Speaker 4: of What Are the Odds? And Maria was she's a
Speaker 4: Hawthorn fan. She was telling us about her dog who
Speaker 4: came back from the other side.
Speaker 11: Picked up my tablet to have a look at social
Speaker 11: media and it comes up. Look at your memory from
Speaker 11: six years ago. I pressed on this and here it
Speaker 11: is my dog Harry, who's unfortunately not with us anymore.
Speaker 11: But the omen of the day Hawthorn Football Club, the
Speaker 11: team wearing his Hawthorn football jumper. It's a sign, guy,
Speaker 11: it's a sign.
Speaker 4: Go off, and Harry came back from the dead fourteen
Speaker 4: hours later. Hold it four. What this says to me
Speaker 4: is somehow do you remember we have that oh mind?
Speaker 4: Do you remember that animal psych it we had on
Speaker 4: the show? Said the idea, do we get it back
Speaker 4: to chat to Henry. He's obviously got the gift of calling.
Speaker 4: There's some tight games coming up. We can make a
Speaker 4: little bit of money from this gifted dog quest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian, good on, I went back from Europe and back
Speaker 4: to work today. What a joy it is to hear
Speaker 4: your voices again. Oh what a lovely message. Thank you
Speaker 4: very much. All right, let's find out how everybody's weekend went.
Speaker 2: Send Christian test.
Speaker 12: Us and see its words or less telling.
Speaker 2: About your week? Did you watch the Hawks? Are buy
Speaker 2: a new dress?
Speaker 10: Rhyme?
Speaker 4: Or well it didn't? Jack is the answer to the question.
Speaker 4: It's not just randon. I mean did you make it today?
Speaker 4: You could have had it. It makeing a bit more personal.
Speaker 4: Did you cheer on the Hawks or did you cry
Speaker 4: about the Blues? Touch on it rather than did you
Speaker 4: cheer them off? Hang on? Was this made Friday?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: This is.
Speaker 4: The oldest radio thing. Ricky, want to get out early?
Speaker 4: Get ready for your little Swany's next name. We went
Speaker 4: to a swan's pub where other jerk's like me. All right,
Speaker 4: six word weekend, Patsy, what's your six word weekend? How
Speaker 4: is Chris and his recovery from his knee operation.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's still ongoing, so probably yep, that's it. I
Speaker 5: can probably drive I reckon in two weeks. He sees
Speaker 5: a surgeon next week. So fingers crossed, guys.
Speaker 4: Old recovery, isn't it yep? Yeah, yeah, yeah, tell me
Speaker 4: that's about Chris, about me?
Speaker 3: No, but he is.
Speaker 5: Getting in and out of the shower himself, which is
Speaker 5: you know, every day is new things.
Speaker 3: And rehab exercises to do.
Speaker 5: He will have it. Can't even do rehab yet, like
Speaker 5: literally cannot put any weight whatsoever on that knee.
Speaker 4: So did he as keyhole surgery or they opened him
Speaker 4: up keyhole? How's this?
Speaker 5: We're talking to Lee, our next door Naby yesterday about
Speaker 5: the fence situation. Lee has had two complete knee replacements.
Speaker 5: He was walking like the second day, insane.
Speaker 4: Noise of it. When you compare them to another man.
Speaker 4: He seems pretty fat looking. He was walking within ten
Speaker 4: minutes down the operation. He walks off the hospital operating table.
Speaker 3: Lee from next Oh my god, oh god.
Speaker 5: It just puts into a perspective how tricky these miniscous
Speaker 5: injuries can be, especially when they're at the back. Of
Speaker 5: the knee, like, it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 4: So the anterior cruise ship we're talking, No, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I forget something somewhere in the miniscus.
Speaker 4: But at the back and the fence situation everything, Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 4: it's great.
Speaker 5: We're just getting some quotes. It blew over in the
Speaker 5: wind last week.
Speaker 4: So who's responsibility is it?
Speaker 5: Well, it's both. We'll go halves right.
Speaker 4: Because some people refuse. Oh no, people all out with
Speaker 4: neighbors about fence issues. Oh my god, they do.
Speaker 5: No, we've got great neighbors.
Speaker 4: Actually, these lovely is it shiny ly year? Look at
Speaker 4: him out there. Now there's knees, Chris.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go over there again about the titanium.
Speaker 4: So what was he diamonds in?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 5: The love girl was very angry with me yesterday.
Speaker 4: To leave Chris. I see you out there laughing like that.
Speaker 4: You don't laugh like that with me. I've got no knee.
Speaker 3: Well, Chris is peering through.
Speaker 5: Do you guys flip your mattresses like yours?
Speaker 4: You're meant to you like every three or six months?
Speaker 5: Yeah, three or six months anyway?
Speaker 4: Do that party house?
Speaker 5: Was you awaken?
Speaker 4: I thought I can that's not part of his rehabit
Speaker 4: is it? Flip a mattress?
Speaker 5: I did it myself.
Speaker 4: Blood, Yeah, well done, pats they are. It's a beast
Speaker 4: of a job. You didn't hate yourself.
Speaker 5: He was very Annoyedies, like, where have you been? I said,
Speaker 5: I just flipped you.
Speaker 4: You don't do that?
Speaker 3: Silent there?
Speaker 4: Right, I have to do it when my son's and
Speaker 4: it's a lot of noise in here.
Speaker 3: You sure you didn't have in their help?
Speaker 4: Again, you show me what those knees can do. Live
Speaker 4: from the kneknees.
Speaker 5: Let me just film it from it disgusting on the
Speaker 5: wrong part.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, let's go down the right path of us. So
Speaker 4: you have to do it by yourself.
Speaker 5: I did it all by myself, and I get it
Speaker 5: in about three turns. It was just getting it shoulder
Speaker 5: under it. No, no, no, I just bend the knees like
Speaker 5: you say, and once I got it up on the
Speaker 5: bed head and kind of use the BedHead to swivel
Speaker 5: it around like a lazy Susan sort of deal. So
Speaker 5: it's clipped.
Speaker 4: You're right, there's so much you have to use. You
Speaker 4: have to think about it, don't you, Because you do
Speaker 4: one move where you start to get a corner up. Wize,
Speaker 4: I'm sort of trapped in what's the smart next one?
Speaker 4: You start to rehear in your head If I go there,
Speaker 4: it's going to flip back on me. They are horrible
Speaker 4: things to move, aren't they They are? There's not there
Speaker 4: someone in there working against you.
Speaker 5: And then you have to get it just right because
Speaker 5: if you don't push it far enough on the corner,
Speaker 5: it flips back into its little shell, doesn't it.
Speaker 4: Do you know what? Maybe we should have a mattress
Speaker 4: flipping competition show who is Melbourne's quickest mattress flipper?
Speaker 1: But Christian Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: I'm doing six word weekend tell us a story of
Speaker 4: your weekend is six words. We spoke to a legend
Speaker 4: on Friday, Kirkstone firefighter, like many firefighters, doing the bigger
Speaker 4: fire climb over the weekend, twenty eight floors.
Speaker 3: Twenty eight floors. Yeah, he is having to do it
Speaker 3: in ten minutes.
Speaker 4: Yep, we have good news. So Kirk was on Friday,
Speaker 4: I think it was. Is he fifty this year his
Speaker 4: ninth time he's done this, So it's twenty eight floors
Speaker 4: up the crowd metropol with twenty five kilos of breathing
Speaker 4: apparators on their back as well. Christian. I did a
Speaker 4: stair climb over the weekend successfully. My time was eight
Speaker 4: minutes thirty four.
Speaker 3: Smashed it on.
Speaker 4: Oh god, that's so quick, twenty eight floors with twenty
Speaker 4: five kilos of gear on your back as well. Get this.
Speaker 4: The fastest time of the day was three minutes thirty five.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, who is to loving impossible?
Speaker 4: Okay, who is doing that? You know he was? I
Speaker 4: think he was about seven hundred dollars month. We spoke
Speaker 4: to on Friday and he's hoping to get a thousand
Speaker 4: thanks to everyone who donated who heard him, because he's
Speaker 4: made thirteen hundred, which is really about it. If you
Speaker 4: want a support as well, Kirkstone, you can find it there.
Speaker 4: But well done, buddy, that's amazing. All right. My six
Speaker 4: word weekend is I need an appointment now. Yesterday I
Speaker 4: was invited to meet my twenty old daughter for lunch. Normally,
Speaker 4: your kids are just when they're at home and that
Speaker 4: they're just available. You don't arrange a time to meet them.
Speaker 4: They're just as soon as you get the house. They're
Speaker 4: just there. Now. Actually, we're the point now when I
Speaker 4: have a twenty ro old she doesn't live at home anymore.
Speaker 4: I've been invited to meet her today at one o'clock
Speaker 4: for lunch, which I'm looking forward to. I'm very excited
Speaker 4: us about that. She's booked me in so I said, oh, look,
Speaker 4: I'll book it for twelve. She's like, no, I'm in
Speaker 4: the real world. We at midday. You know, if you
Speaker 4: get up at four shoes, I'm not. No one's hungry
Speaker 4: for lunch at midday, apart from you and your team
Speaker 4: of those strange hours.
Speaker 3: Actually waiting for lunch at one o'clock, I find that difficult.
Speaker 4: Eleven thirty, yes, yes, So it's going to be a
Speaker 4: stretch for me to I'm going to be angry when
Speaker 4: I catch up with my two old torture today at
Speaker 4: what at one o'clock? Jackie boy, what's your six word weekend?
Speaker 3: I can't believe it's happened again. I've got another screw
Speaker 3: in my tire.
Speaker 4: No, what are the chances that the same tire.
Speaker 3: Different tire? So last week it was the rear driver's side,
Speaker 3: now it's the front driver's side.
Speaker 4: Do you think it's radio sabotage? Something's up can jan
Speaker 4: take out the game?
Speaker 5: So where have you been?
Speaker 3: I've not been driving in building sites or screw heavy
Speaker 3: areas that I know.
Speaker 5: I know that is bizarre.
Speaker 3: So I texted Lockie last night and the new guy
Speaker 3: on the team he fixed it last week. I said,
Speaker 3: bring the same kit in again.
Speaker 4: Well, I swarked him over the weekend about show stuff,
Speaker 4: not with my and the dude, about mending my tires
Speaker 4: or picking up my joy cleaning.
Speaker 3: But he did such a good job. He knows the
Speaker 3: car some one off on his first day here.
Speaker 4: You know, you give someone a little opportunity like that
Speaker 4: to get some good will on the team. He doesn't
Speaker 4: then go back again. So has he brought it in again?
Speaker 3: He's brought it in against a lot to do.
Speaker 4: We're on boarding it more if they called it in
Speaker 4: business circles. At the moment, his on boarding isn't part
Speaker 4: of do the same time.
Speaker 3: I have to I'm losing air every hour. I'm losing
Speaker 3: three perci per day at the moment.
Speaker 4: We can't have that tracking up until the right team.
Speaker 4: We can't. Lucky, you better get that kit back out there.
Speaker 4: How long did it take me in last sum About twenty.
Speaker 3: Minutes, not even I reckon he was done in ten.
Speaker 4: Oh he's not done it now? What's he waiting for him? There?
Speaker 4: So this is the same time. It's the same thing
Speaker 4: that's happened exactly, the same thing has happened again.
Speaker 3: Something happened and it's never happened to me before.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian I Can beat Jack's story of two punch and Tires.
Speaker 4: I have been rear ended four times. The last time
Speaker 4: I started at the roundabout to give way to a
Speaker 4: car already there. The car come behind me. He was
Speaker 4: also watched. The car didn't notice me until too late.
Speaker 4: My car was off the road for two weeks while
Speaker 4: the rear end was rebuilt. Two days after I get
Speaker 4: the car back, I was on duty had a tourist
Speaker 4: railway workout, and right before the departure I heard by
Speaker 4: Chad called out over the PA. I went to the
Speaker 4: office to see what's wrong. It'ste for good news, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: They're calling your name out. Your adgistration is not like, oh,
Speaker 4: you've want to start? You want to push. When he
Speaker 4: offered to see what was wrong, an elderly man turned
Speaker 4: and said he just backed into my car, which is
Speaker 4: like technically impossible. It was just parked innocent.
Speaker 3: The rear end was just rebuilt.
Speaker 4: Yep again Christian had to be rebuilt. Third time was
Speaker 4: hit when stationing at some lights. Other car was doing
Speaker 4: seventy when he hit me. I was lucky you only
Speaker 4: come away with minor whipmash. Naturally, this wrote the car off.
Speaker 4: That's unbelievable. Five years later I was rear ended in
Speaker 4: my next car line the roundabout Craig. There is quite
Speaker 4: some story.
Speaker 3: Funny at what point of you slimon the breaks too hard?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, all right, So we're looking for stories are
Speaker 4: being too big or too small. After coming into work
Speaker 4: today I saw a massive tradey folded into a car
Speaker 4: that was way too small from a little of the arras.
Speaker 4: He was a really big guy, and he had his
Speaker 4: window down, the driving window down so we can actually
Speaker 4: get some more of him outside of the car to
Speaker 4: create some room around that steering wheel. He looked like
Speaker 4: it actually looked like mister incredible. We had the fleur
Speaker 4: row on and all the gear. It really uncomfortable. His
Speaker 4: head was like bent almost touching the steering wheel.
Speaker 3: I've got a story, but it's going to sound like
Speaker 3: a humble brag. I'm just going to flag that up front.
Speaker 3: Line's about being too big for a private jet.
Speaker 4: Oh few, someone else is going to come was like
Speaker 4: this in the same cane shape. Phew, oh good times,
Speaker 4: good guys, all right. Sometimes when he right at the
Speaker 4: edge of a precipice, no, no to what happened.
Speaker 3: So when we're doing Hamish and Andy, we're in a
Speaker 3: band together. We did a private jet tour where we
Speaker 3: flew around the east coast of Australa in a private jet,
Speaker 3: which you think would be lavish, but all three of
Speaker 3: us were too big for the private jets.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Sorry for the successful people.
Speaker 3: So you had to crime a river, you had to
Speaker 3: sit and cracks.
Speaker 4: A private jet where they bring you drinks and food. Wow, Kirsty,
Speaker 4: good morning.
Speaker 13: Hi, how are you going.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good, Kirsty. So we're too big or too small?
Speaker 4: Too big?
Speaker 13: I once saw the Harlem Globetrotters on a jet stuff flight.
Speaker 4: I mean, that is exactly what we're looking for, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Very tall people, pretty crammed conditions to city. Why are
Speaker 4: they find exactly on their legends?
Speaker 13: They were flying from Melbourne to Hobert. I guess there's
Speaker 13: not a bigger plane that goes from Melbourne to Hobart
Speaker 13: on one of their too.
Speaker 4: What's the whole teams in the aisle seats going down
Speaker 4: for thirty two rows? They're all just got ile please
Speaker 4: I please ile please No.
Speaker 13: No, they were just sort of like squished into all
Speaker 13: the seats because I guess there's only like what six
Speaker 13: with any leg room, and the rest of them were
Speaker 13: like walking down the aisle just ducking together the things.
Speaker 4: Yeah awesome, what a sight. Yeah yeah, folding themselves the
Speaker 4: light in the overhead lockers. But they're doing that in
Speaker 4: the seat. Kirsty, thank you very much for the story, mate,
Speaker 4: have a good day being too big or too small
Speaker 4: nine four one four one oh four three and if
Speaker 4: you've got a really big first world problem as well.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show, Miss hurd Lyric's coming up in five
Speaker 4: minutes time any day now. My uh, you purchased that
Speaker 4: I'd gone online after seeing and a very very powerful
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Speaker 4: Yeah you mean you've got no You've got no option.
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Speaker 4: TV infomercial. Many of us went for those, used it
Speaker 4: twice and then they lived in hard rubbish for a while. Christian,
Speaker 4: my father in law brought from a TV advert the
Speaker 4: transformer ladder. Still won't stop talking about how life changing
Speaker 4: is I wondering, what's a transformer ladder?
Speaker 5: Three pieces?
Speaker 4: Jack?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just like folds into like you can fold
Speaker 3: it up into an a frame, it into a platform. No,
Speaker 3: you see even me retelling it. You're ready to buy it.
Speaker 4: I'm buying it.
Speaker 5: So the Stanley knifef letters, Oh yeah, God, any different
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Speaker 4: Gotta get on this straightaway, Cam Christian. I bought the
Speaker 4: Time Life. I'm in the Time Life magazine nineteen eighties
Speaker 4: CDs yesterday to my ancient technology. Yesterday I was having
Speaker 4: my wife. She's got to get a resume together, and
Speaker 4: she must have find an old copy of her resume, right,
Speaker 4: and it's from quite a few years ago. On it,
Speaker 4: she's saying some of her core skills are she's very
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Speaker 4: away and how are you with then, Carter? Because you
Speaker 4: don't know what kind of role you might be walking into,
Speaker 4: young Madam Christian bought the lawn Mouse. Never heard of
Speaker 4: the lawn mouse washing crystals. Not heard of those either,
Speaker 4: nonstick iron pan. Happy with it? No, here are some
Speaker 4: other ones we found right, I've got no idea what
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Speaker 4: What is in that piece?
Speaker 3: It's like steel poops. Yeah, like a.
Speaker 4: Like a kind of what like a chastity belt. The
Speaker 4: fun thing at the end of the world because it
Speaker 4: makes it fun apenny, is to empty a bag of
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Speaker 4: Christian, I've got to transformer ladder. It is actually life changing, Christian.
Speaker 4: I'm going to transform on my ladder. Best ladder ever built.
Speaker 4: I've just googled it. I'm on the website now transform
Speaker 4: ladder again, just like Nike. Just to what a great
Speaker 4: they draw me in with this genius marketing slogan. Need
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Speaker 4: will outlive me. I'll leave it in my will to
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Speaker 3: I live their grandchildren, their grandchildren.
Speaker 4: And then it goes to over one hundred thousand happy customers. Incredible, right,
Speaker 4: they've got just a random one of those right here,
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Speaker 4: best ladder on the market, simply the best ladder I've
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Speaker 4: you're everything you would cracked up to me. I thought
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Speaker 4: getting on the moment the show wraps. All right, let's
Speaker 4: get into today's Missa lyrics.
Speaker 16: It's just another misshardanay Christian O'Connell's miss Heard lyrics.
Speaker 4: Never had a ladder that I can do one of
Speaker 4: those platforms. What's that cool chat where it's.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, called a platform?
Speaker 4: Is it? Oh my?
Speaker 3: What do you need of boys?
Speaker 4: I might set up. I don't have a cup of tea.
Speaker 4: You know, sometimes you see sort of middle aged people
Speaker 4: like me just having a cup of tea out that
Speaker 4: front and just staring at people going by, trying to
Speaker 4: trying to catch conversation people. That's me on a platform.
Speaker 4: Though it's interesting, it's a talking point. Maybe I'll do
Speaker 4: a chat show one line up there. You know I
Speaker 4: can have guests that can and troy me join me now,
Speaker 4: I'll just make some more room. Join me now, platform, yes,
Speaker 4: all right, Mishard lyrics. Every Monday, we play back your
Speaker 4: misheard lyrics as we're playing them back if we agree
Speaker 4: with what you think you're mishearing, if we don't hear it.
Speaker 4: And for the great ones, that's Hall of Fame. Recent
Speaker 4: Hall of famers from Miguel behind Blue Eyes cover version
Speaker 4: of the Who's Song by Limp Biscuit. As my carture
Speaker 4: seems to be as musis. Craig had this one from
Speaker 4: Sandy Tom. I wish I was a punk rocker. I
Speaker 4: wish I was a prawn cracker with flowers in my head.
Speaker 2: Rocker.
Speaker 4: All right, this give us the brand new ones. We
Speaker 4: go to Laura dal Pozzo Christian. I don't know if
Speaker 4: you accept different languages in your miss her lyrics, but
Speaker 4: I do have one from Peace Blossom Boogie Babe Rainbow.
Speaker 4: This is gonna stretch my very limited French ala Venice,
Speaker 4: which is French of course, for let's go to Venice
Speaker 4: or is it Hallo Albanese is Albanese? Yes, we're hearing
Speaker 4: it Lauren day Prior has been listening to some tones
Speaker 4: and I fly away? Is it me? Is it you?
Speaker 4: Is it fear?
Speaker 9: Is it you?
Speaker 8: Is it? Or?
Speaker 4: Is it me? Is it you? Is it beer?
Speaker 8: Is it you?
Speaker 4: Is it be Yes?
Speaker 3: Is it you?
Speaker 4: Is it be Yes? Well done, Dave, since Hall of Favor,
Speaker 4: Natalie's got some Delta gudrun predictable. How you never change,
Speaker 4: You won't get away with loving me?
Speaker 9: Now you change, you won't get away.
Speaker 4: Or as Delta saying, how you never change, you won't
Speaker 4: get away with lemonade?
Speaker 9: Now you never change, you won't get away.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh my god, that's a great one. You
Speaker 4: won't get away with lemonade.
Speaker 9: You change, you won't get.
Speaker 4: Christian? Remember this, remember this song you were talking about it?
Speaker 4: Luke coms be careful what you wish for The original line,
Speaker 4: I was green and bursting at the seams.
Speaker 2: That was green and bursting hand this scene.
Speaker 4: According to Dan, I was creaming, bursting at the seams
Speaker 4: that was green and bursting hand. This scene, we don't
Speaker 4: want to collage more like that Cherrelle Stick season by
Speaker 4: Noah Kahn, and I saw your mom, she forgot I
Speaker 4: existed sockerer Mom she forgot that I exist? Or is
Speaker 4: he saying it sounds like he is soccer mom? She
Speaker 4: forgot I existed? Socker mom. All right, as always emailed
Speaker 4: me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au your mishurts.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: All right, So as Finals fever is here now and over.
Speaker 4: The next couple of weeks is all heading towards the
Speaker 4: Grand Final. Grand Final week. We have our own thing
Speaker 4: we're going to do in the show. We call this
Speaker 4: the hand Final. We have twenty Bosh front loading washing
Speaker 4: machines to give away. Okay, the worth each one is
Speaker 4: worth just under two thousand dollars or thanks to in us.
Speaker 4: We have twenty of these to give away. We're going
Speaker 4: to give them away in one show. How that's going
Speaker 4: to work. We're going to transform our soulless boardroom here
Speaker 4: into some kind of sports field of dreams. What are
Speaker 4: those dreams? They're your dreams of owning a Bosh front
Speaker 4: loading a washing machine. How do we get in? Why
Speaker 4: is it called the hand Final? Have you not gone
Speaker 4: ahead and put all this together away? You're going to
Speaker 4: have the hand all the ball into guess what you
Speaker 4: got it? You haven't got it yet into a bosh
Speaker 4: front loading washing machine. It's got that hole just a
Speaker 4: bit bigger than the ball, so you can get it in.
Speaker 4: It's not going to be we're gonna have them. What
Speaker 4: you reckon about six up in the air? Ye, it
Speaker 4: needs to be it's too high.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is if you're hand casting chess hard.
Speaker 4: To atol player when we haven't yet seen before that
Speaker 4: they're going to find the off season, the DS are
Speaker 4: working on some mega human right now. So nine foot dudes,
Speaker 4: watch out, gone, You've got support from above you. It's
Speaker 4: going to be ten ft up in the air.
Speaker 3: I think I think chess.
Speaker 4: Chest height is relative. What's the sampled chess height four
Speaker 4: and a half feet? Yeah? Five feet?
Speaker 3: What hell you want to be of an arc?
Speaker 4: Don't eat to the handball? Okay, you just don't want
Speaker 4: to be because they're just gonna If it's on the floor,
Speaker 4: norm why people will just lob it in.
Speaker 3: No, you can't be on the floor. Has to be
Speaker 3: one bosh on top of another that makes the perfect.
Speaker 4: Height, and then there's another bosh on top. I don't know,
Speaker 4: just that looks nice? Just I don't want I have
Speaker 4: my platform ladder. What's up to me? Jack?
Speaker 3: We've got so many bus we don't know what to
Speaker 3: do with those.
Speaker 4: Stack them on top of each other, just to sits
Speaker 4: in giggles. Now, Riom has been busy over the weekend. Okay,
Speaker 4: making something. When I say something, I mean making something.
Speaker 4: Look it's a start sometimes, isn't it. You know, creativity
Speaker 4: is an iteration. But this is the first draft of
Speaker 4: a couple I think. Look, no, you don't begin something
Speaker 4: with looks women. It's a great novel that begins. Look,
Speaker 4: it was the best of times, the worst of times.
Speaker 4: It gets there, God said, Look on the seventh day rest.
Speaker 3: Look it was three stepped on top of each other.
Speaker 4: Okay, first draft.
Speaker 2: Look, if you had.
Speaker 4: One shut.
Speaker 1: One handball.
Speaker 7: To win the washing machine you always wanted on the
Speaker 7: Christian O'Connell show, you.
Speaker 4: Don't sound.
Speaker 12: Or just let it slip, forget about it, wash your
Speaker 12: machine gun light on the street.
Speaker 4: My cousins saw you out. You're gonna go to give
Speaker 4: away we have you got the golden hand to win
Speaker 4: them away.
Speaker 2: You didn't even like the intro.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna like.
Speaker 10: Today.
Speaker 4: Cancel or burns. No swimming on that laptop ball.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's going to get people excited? All some pre
Speaker 3: ambo not just that?
Speaker 4: Look you ever heard of movie trader just beginning. Look
Speaker 4: there was a time of suffering. Look what am I
Speaker 4: gonna see?
Speaker 3: If you had.
Speaker 4: One shots, one hand, bore busy in the morning.
Speaker 7: To win the washing machine you always wanted on the
Speaker 7: Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 3: Would you get it in or just let it slip?
Speaker 4: I'm with Jack. Listen, Jack just did a sign shoe
Speaker 4: you you know, and you wipe the blackboard. Let's just
Speaker 4: take all this gibberish off here. But look it starts here.
Speaker 4: Look look shortened, gaps, more energy in the lyrics, and
Speaker 4: start rapping today. Just let that free star rapping come
Speaker 4: out of you like eight mile him sound come on
Speaker 4: eight killing me to Rio? All right, so that we've
Speaker 4: got to sort of do it more work Jack now
Speaker 4: sort of resetting it up or where Rio's dractors back
Speaker 4: down to. It's create a bit of a strange vibe.
Speaker 4: Going to be honest, I had dreams last night this
Speaker 4: was going to be a high impact to launch. You know,
Speaker 4: people are going to be talking about we've one the
Speaker 4: grand Final. We've never got a brand. You've got twenty
Speaker 4: washing machines. You hand all it in, you put it
Speaker 4: all together. Bang, it's a big launch.
Speaker 3: Well you could explain it without the pauses.
Speaker 4: Look, twenty washing machines. That's so easy. A parking bus.
Speaker 4: Look calling now nine four one four one oh four three?
Speaker 4: Are you going to win it yourself or lose it yourself?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 4: All right? Two waists. No sporting prowess is needed for this,
Speaker 4: so carton, come on down. No sporting prowess is needed.
Speaker 4: We don't even have an age limit to me.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 3: You can be a child a child, You can be
Speaker 3: a child, or you could be one hundred years old.
Speaker 4: Wow, okay, it's really brought this. You haven't out with
Speaker 4: this music because Friday's mine. Now okay, he's doing his best.
Speaker 4: He's rapping, okay, jacking m nine four one four one
Speaker 4: o four three. If you want to take part, if
Speaker 4: you're still listening, reruined it.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Get ready for our hand final. You get one shot.
Speaker 4: I've got twenty washing machines.
Speaker 2: Look if you had.
Speaker 4: One shot.
Speaker 7: One handball, Yeah, to win the washing machine you always
Speaker 7: wanted On the Christian o'connells show, Would you.
Speaker 4: Get it in or just let it slip?
Speaker 8: Alright?
Speaker 4: First twenty to get it in? Win these bosh washing machines, Chrissy,
Speaker 4: you fantasy coming and having go in the hand? Final?
Speaker 6: Yes, I need.
Speaker 4: And what makes you think you can do it? You're
Speaker 4: only gonna get one shot.
Speaker 11: Well, my grandpa wrote the Richmond Game song title, and
Speaker 11: so I think that's a pretty good shot.
Speaker 6: We're pretty pretty conscious in this family.
Speaker 4: So that's what first call. I think the original lyric is. Look,
Speaker 4: you know this is tiger yellow and black Chrissy the
Speaker 4: first one through?
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you so much, Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian. Another suggestion for Rio when he gets back in
Speaker 4: the studio today for Hamble Final, what about born to
Speaker 4: Hamble Baby, on to Hamble Baby and someone else saying
Speaker 4: what about Hamble Wizard to Pinball Wizard? Is organized? Why
Speaker 4: they're just trying to help you out? You know.
Speaker 7: How?
Speaker 4: Shul Let's play this time way today looking for your
Speaker 4: sesame street movies and up for grams double pass to
Speaker 4: see Brian Adams. Brian Adams is bringing his So Happy
Speaker 4: It Hurts tour to Melbourne's Rod Labor Arena February the
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Speaker 4: head to Frontier Touring dot dot com.
Speaker 3: You already got your tickets passed?
Speaker 5: You bet?
Speaker 4: I have nothing else? Just oh no, I do.
Speaker 5: And they cost a fortune, but that doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: That's okay? Is your favorite artist?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's a costs an investment in your happy happy,
Speaker 4: It hurts, it's almost painful. All right? Today, then we're
Speaker 4: looking for your Sesame Street movies. What are you watching
Speaker 4: down on Sesame Street Weekend at Burton Ernie's Silver Nightmare
Speaker 4: on Elmo Street? You come up with that one, sil
Speaker 4: Seniors level Cookie, Monster's Balls as Monsters Ball Cookies, Silver
Speaker 4: Plat and hurt Locker. Great movie, isn't it? Yeah? What
Speaker 4: about in the old Burt Loocker of acistential playing down there?
Speaker 4: Oral Bertie Boy's Got Secrets by Prince Jackie Boy. Sesame
Speaker 4: Street Movies, I've got bert on a.
Speaker 16: Wire, the White Gold, Ernie Scissor Hands, that's good Gold
Speaker 16: Grover Field of a Covivilleield.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Bronze and Almo and Louiseise is going very good.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 4: Today's World Sesame Street Day top five most beloved Sesame
Speaker 4: Street characters, according to a worldwide survey of seven thousand people.
Speaker 3: Almo has to be at number one.
Speaker 4: Wow done, Jackie.
Speaker 5: Boy, Big Bird second, third, Oh, I'm.
Speaker 4: Surprised by number two.
Speaker 3: Ask you the grauge.
Speaker 4: No, not even in the not even in the five.
Speaker 4: I'm stunned at there.
Speaker 5: Surely it couldn't be, mister enough love figures should be high.
Speaker 4: Not in the top five. Glaring admission. Grover at number five,
Speaker 4: Cookie Monster at four. Come, I hate Kermer?
Speaker 3: Why he did like you?
Speaker 4: Doesn't matter? Not very good one, I don't I never
Speaker 4: rated Kermit?
Speaker 5: What about the count?
Speaker 4: Count? The count was great, The count was great. But no,
Speaker 4: not in the top five Grover, Cookie Monster, Big burd
Speaker 4: number three, carry me and number two shut up? And
Speaker 4: then at number one, Elmo. I have a rated curler,
Speaker 4: all right? I know hot take his take around in
Speaker 4: town and he was jumping.
Speaker 3: Was he on the muppets?
Speaker 14: Was on.
Speaker 4: A side, buddy, pick a side? Think about it, just
Speaker 4: stay with it today, you'll come back to me. God
Speaker 4: damn it, Christian. I started watching it on YouTube. Guy,
Speaker 4: that's all right and happy? All right? Then, we're looking
Speaker 4: for your sesame street movies. Many stare up Birds, Gold,
Speaker 4: Grouching Tiger, Hidden Track, Gold Chitty Chitty, Big Bird, Silver, Oskarheimer, Burting,
Speaker 4: Miss Daisy, No shocking the important of being. These are
Speaker 4: very good Shinzy are well done, the Big Lagrouch, Ski
Speaker 4: Silver Burnernie Maker, Porno children's characters. I'd hate to see
Speaker 4: the two fellers like that for cash. What happens to them? Burn?
Speaker 4: They're only fans, No they're not. No, that's right, They're
Speaker 4: on Ernie fans. This is how we do it. Dude,
Speaker 4: where's my Oscar bron the Beaker, Juice speaker, juice speaker?
Speaker 4: Who is that Teresa? Well done, Terse we need in
Speaker 4: a minute for the winner.
Speaker 3: I'm just worried that beaker with more of a muppet character.
Speaker 4: He told me and I got told off. Not really
Speaker 4: on the actually have a look at my bed sheets later,
Speaker 4: Me myself and Ernie Silver instead of Joe Joe Burt.
Speaker 4: The simple ones for the funny stem was set see
Speaker 4: through mister snuffle up Agus on a plane, Gonzo in
Speaker 4: sixty seconds, Gold broke back Counting Mountain. He's counting. Broke
Speaker 4: back counting is great Christian Alien Prometheus was a good movie.
Speaker 4: What about Alien Snuffle Up? You'll just put suff at
Speaker 4: the end, op and elbow silver, Yeah, all right? Who
Speaker 4: is after c Brian Adams where they want it?
Speaker 14: Or not?
Speaker 3: Done to Shinzia for the importance of being Ernie.
Speaker 4: Well done.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize that me saying I didn't I didn't
Speaker 4: like as a kid Kermit. It was a hot take,
Speaker 4: But that's the world we live in now. If it's
Speaker 4: a hot take, that's my hot take Kermit. I didn't
Speaker 4: care for Kermit, while I really didn't like Miss Piggy. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: I had to I'd have to leave the room when
Speaker 4: Miss Piggy was on her Mama Dad would stay in
Speaker 4: there and let me know when she left. The shi
Speaker 4: big feature just just gives me. Even now, it's a
Speaker 4: little bit sweaty in that the ebgb's Miss Piggy. The
Speaker 4: violence she was never went from her. Kermit. You know,
Speaker 4: it's actually quite an abusive relationship those two. But anyway,
Speaker 4: I know them far better characters. So that's my hot take.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow on the show do you have a hot take?
Speaker 4: Rio has a hot take where your dad.
Speaker 7: My dad has a very hot take. He thinks caged
Speaker 7: eggs taste better than free ranging.
Speaker 4: This is right. That is harsh because it's cruel. It
Speaker 4: is cruel, and also those free range eggs taste amazing.
Speaker 4: How can you know, well, XBX.
Speaker 7: Mom buys free range eggs, but dad's always like she's
Speaker 7: got at what she.
Speaker 4: Going around like the grossest girls, the cage that winter
Speaker 4: not how to do an it was woke, going crazy?
Speaker 4: Isn't it the more anymore? Oh my god, I don't
Speaker 4: know them. Jackie boy, if you've got.
Speaker 3: A actually you're just reminded me that my hot take
Speaker 3: would be eggs are overrated. In general, eggs are just okay.
Speaker 1: About it.
Speaker 4: Put them in air for a source of a meager oils,
Speaker 4: they're okay.
Speaker 5: The most versatile protein.
Speaker 4: Oh my, well read the room, jack you know an
Speaker 4: egg land.
Speaker 3: Let's go out for breakfast to get some SCRAMed.
Speaker 4: Gene scrambled eggs with with the doka, you have.
Speaker 2: Like a brown smoothie for breakfast.
Speaker 3: So how can you be throwing.
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is packed with it is literally all that you've been
Speaker 4: straight out of it. In fact is it's a chicken
Speaker 4: breast you have in there, come from a great air.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Eggy Overlords Leading Egg.
Speaker 3: But I just don't think they're I think they're overhyped
Speaker 3: and over.
Speaker 4: What about Great Poast Egg Holland As.
Speaker 3: They're all rights a bit runny.
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