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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Showtime Do You cream or jam?

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<v Speaker 3>First? When am I going to do a show where

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<v Speaker 3>people understand what's in the head?

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<v Speaker 1>Spoiler the head more head The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold

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<v Speaker 1>one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 2>Show one thousand, one hundred and ninety three.

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<v Speaker 4>Sleep deprivation with kids. We had it with Ruby. Our

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<v Speaker 4>first child is like it's it can become a nightmare, right,

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<v Speaker 4>it is tormented. We had a really rough first couple

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<v Speaker 4>of years, the.

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<v Speaker 3>First six months. Obviously a baby is hard. But when

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<v Speaker 3>once he started sleeping, we thought, okay, Dune, Dusty, you've

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<v Speaker 3>got kids. Now we just sleep through the night, So

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<v Speaker 3>we have to have this new and putting in to

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<v Speaker 3>bed used to be so easy. I used to hear

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<v Speaker 3>other parents had to sit with their child book after

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<v Speaker 3>book after book. Some nights I would just go in

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<v Speaker 3>there and say like good night, and then walk out

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<v Speaker 3>and he was asleep. And now he's like our post.

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<v Speaker 4>Six or seven years of Ruby's life. Sarah and I

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<v Speaker 4>every night at bedtime, you we had to wait in

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<v Speaker 4>the bed until she's gone to sleep. Of course, then

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<v Speaker 4>I'd always be by the walls, so she was next

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<v Speaker 4>to me. Then it was like they're like spirit level.

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<v Speaker 4>You start to move by bit to try and how

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<v Speaker 4>am I going to get out the bloody bed? Because

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<v Speaker 4>then suddenly then I'd be commando crawl out the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I was just dread nighttimes. And then she was like,

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<v Speaker 4>where are you going? Some pilates and then getting back

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<v Speaker 4>in that bed. I must have been sleep walking again.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're tag teaming at the moment, so BEANKI will

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<v Speaker 3>do an hour trying to put him to sleep, and

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<v Speaker 3>then that doesn't work, so tag me in and then

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<v Speaker 3>I'll go and tell some stories and then tag her

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<v Speaker 3>back in again out of nowhere. He used to be

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<v Speaker 3>so good at going this.

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<v Speaker 4>Is how it is. Suddenly what worked yesterday, they're not

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<v Speaker 4>the same kid. It's like, can't you do like a

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<v Speaker 4>factory reset on account of the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>I've tried to explain to him. I actually said, you

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<v Speaker 3>used to go to sleep so much the first time.

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<v Speaker 4>He was trying to reason with a launching butt of

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<v Speaker 4>the brain that doesn't exist.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, as if I don't know what I was

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<v Speaker 3>hoping for.

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<v Speaker 4>What a great mental frame you've given me there that.

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<v Speaker 5>I us you just get into a routine and get

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<v Speaker 5>a normal and then they change that. This will happen

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<v Speaker 5>for many years. And don't make the mistake that Chris

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<v Speaker 5>and I did, because you know, I was doing backing

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<v Speaker 5>radio and sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>Was just so important, so important.

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<v Speaker 5>Just put her in our bed with us. Now, do

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<v Speaker 5>not do that, because she'll be in there.

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<v Speaker 4>Till she's you do caven and do that. That iss.

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<v Speaker 3>No, he's never come and slept in the bed, but

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<v Speaker 3>anytime he's tried, he has been too excited that everybody's

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<v Speaker 3>there in the bed.

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<v Speaker 4>It is exactly, this is awesome, guys. Why haven't we

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<v Speaker 4>done this before? So much more fun. It's for you guys.

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<v Speaker 4>So none of us getting sleep, And that's the great

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<v Speaker 4>thing about it, because you don't have anything to do

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<v Speaker 4>during the day. You want to get up in a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of hours time. I think at the moment, you've

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<v Speaker 4>got to lean into the dinosaur. And it is so

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<v Speaker 4>inch because actually, you're right those words he's saying, like

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<v Speaker 4>dinosaurs are really long and complicated. How can they grasp that?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how he's collecting that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And then during the date nursery, they're still not

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<v Speaker 4>doing ball right and he comes home with seeing his

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<v Speaker 4>big wind stegosaurus to rnosaurs wreck.

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<v Speaker 3>So I've got the dinosaur bed sheets up. I reckon,

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<v Speaker 3>that's the next thing, a dinosaur up.

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<v Speaker 4>The bedroom and that and really lean into that. And

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<v Speaker 4>he loves that. And see how he gets on with

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<v Speaker 4>good luck.

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<v Speaker 1>But Christian Connell Show podcast, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 4>Everyone is trying to help Jack and his wife out

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<v Speaker 4>at the moment with their two year old son, Gordy,

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<v Speaker 4>who for some unknown reason just suddenly doesn't like his

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<v Speaker 4>bed anymore. I'm done with that bets of losers, Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you ask Jack? I will ask Jack in a minute,

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<v Speaker 4>Chors what type of bed does he have?

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<v Speaker 3>It is a single bed on a old wooden frame.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian. I found putting my kids in a toddler bed

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<v Speaker 4>was easier than a big single bed and only does

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<v Speaker 4>for a few years, but it seems to make it

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<v Speaker 4>smaller and cozier for them. He goes back. Maybe he

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<v Speaker 4>does that instead and swaps the beds.

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<v Speaker 3>That makes sense why he would crawl into the cot.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe he feels it's too big.

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<v Speaker 4>It's more contained and like it's a nest from like

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<v Speaker 4>he's into the dinosaurs at the moment, they used to

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<v Speaker 4>have nests, didn't they did? They sit on dinosaur eggs?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dinosaur egg That sounds familiar.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, uh Jack, Why not try glowing the dark dinosaur

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<v Speaker 4>stickers above his bed?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what's funny about I'm just still scrolling through

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<v Speaker 3>dinosaur bed sheets? Is maybe a way to make him

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<v Speaker 3>like his bed again. So many of these are selling

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<v Speaker 3>for double beds. Who what kids are sleeping in double

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<v Speaker 3>beds or what adults or what adults are getting dinosaur sheets.

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<v Speaker 4>We're not to judge anyone like that. You know, when

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<v Speaker 4>I sort of recommended, why don't you get him some

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<v Speaker 4>bed sheets, dinosaur bed sheets? I was envious, sadly that's

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<v Speaker 4>grown ups. Now it's like boring colors. It semed, it's

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<v Speaker 4>pans and it goes into the carpet gris and getting

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<v Speaker 4>don't to me bright color in case we able to

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<v Speaker 4>get to resell it and stuffing for the phonetes.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you ever have themed bed sheets at any stage

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<v Speaker 3>in your life?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes? I did, add my local my soccer team. I

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<v Speaker 4>used to love that bed. Yeah. I was to kiss

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<v Speaker 4>the captain good night.

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<v Speaker 3>The face, just to wish him luck for the game,

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<v Speaker 3>just to say good.

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<v Speaker 4>Night to him. Actually, I met him many years later

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<v Speaker 4>as an adult, and I felt slightly or because I

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<v Speaker 4>told him the bed sheets sorry and this. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know what I thought he would do with the story

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<v Speaker 4>of that, other than feel very weird at the opposite

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<v Speaker 4>a now middle aged man talking about in his early years,

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<v Speaker 4>before teenage years. I want ok, I was just very confused.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why my little pursed as I met you, Brian.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I've been here before. If what am I doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Leaning in Brian? It's so powerful to see you like

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<v Speaker 4>this last time I saw you on my pedo caase. Anyway, Patsy,

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<v Speaker 4>do you have Did you have your own sort of

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<v Speaker 4>branded bed sheets such as Patrina Jones News?

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<v Speaker 5>No, not sheets, but I had no. I had a

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<v Speaker 5>Holy Hobby quilt. Holly Hobby was huge.

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<v Speaker 3>Hobby.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, was like this little girl like a cartoon girl.

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<v Speaker 4>Was that from the black and white days?

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<v Speaker 5>No, not the black and white days? And she had

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<v Speaker 5>like a patchwork sort of dress on and a big

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<v Speaker 5>bonnet and you never saw her face. She was just

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<v Speaker 5>side on. She's big in Australia in the seventies, Holy

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<v Speaker 5>Hobby and you could get cups and mugs in all

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<v Speaker 5>the paraphernalia, Jackson.

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<v Speaker 4>Said a quick look Italian not impressed.

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<v Speaker 3>Just like basic generic girl illustration not very exciting. Well

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<v Speaker 3>did you have jack Ninja, Turtles Shadow?

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<v Speaker 4>Who is your favorite?

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<v Speaker 3>I liked Michael Angelo, He's the goofy one.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, did anyone else have I wonder if there

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<v Speaker 4>are grown ups that have bad sheets now, like there

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<v Speaker 4>are like AFL team ones, aren't there for bad sheets?

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<v Speaker 3>What I'm seeing is you can buy full size it

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<v Speaker 3>like King super King of patent bed sheets like dinosaurs.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm sure you can get them for a whole range.

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<v Speaker 4>Of things if you still have them. Now ninety four

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<v Speaker 4>one four one O four three.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you have custom bed sheets? Yeah? I know kids do?

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<v Speaker 4>What about grown ups? Christ and I have sons of

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<v Speaker 4>anarchy bed sheets and douna cover that is awesome. That's intimidating.

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<v Speaker 4>You break into that house, you're thinking you've got some overlord,

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<v Speaker 4>the bikers going get out, tidy up, break it's mend

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<v Speaker 4>the window we just broke. I'm actually just googled I

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<v Speaker 4>can buy John Wick DOUNA cover. Sarah, I'm gonna get it,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm going to film her reactionally, she will hit

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<v Speaker 4>the roof, she will she will take a gas. I've

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<v Speaker 4>seen it. It is shocking. It's confronting. Christian. Good morning,

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<v Speaker 4>Martin and craigibur and tell Jack you can remove the

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<v Speaker 4>drop side from some model cots. You can then change

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<v Speaker 4>it into a toddler bed. This might also help.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, No, you have to buy extra attachment, which we

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<v Speaker 3>could do. We could do.

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<v Speaker 5>Toddler beds don't work. We had that with Ordery. It

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<v Speaker 5>just makes it easier for them to get out because

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<v Speaker 5>they're just like thirty cinnamon is off the floor.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're right. It's an easy to drop down, isn't it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>so what do you have her up in a treehouse?

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<v Speaker 4>Locked up in that castle like Rapunzel? Christian, My wife

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<v Speaker 4>and I had to have a set of millennium Falcon

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<v Speaker 4>bed sheets.

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<v Speaker 3>We shan't judge, we are judging.

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<v Speaker 4>I know I was doing a radio bow. I was

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<v Speaker 4>like bowing down to the awesomeness and that, and he

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<v Speaker 4>wants us to know that the cockpit is on his side.

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<v Speaker 3>Lucky guy.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, let's takes something cool now, Michael, good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, how's it going, Christian?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good Michael. So have you got custom bed sheets?

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm forty four years old and I actually have a

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<v Speaker 7>Ninja Turtles doing the cover and pillowcase.

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<v Speaker 1>Get it so it's jack your jack. Trust me. You

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<v Speaker 1>can go out and buy one right now.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought that, Yeah, get good his dinosaur ones. Get

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<v Speaker 4>you your old heroes, Reunin the man. You and Michael Angelo.

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<v Speaker 3>Having problems sleeping. I'm sleeping very well.

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<v Speaker 4>We sleep even better in a half bed.

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<v Speaker 6>You'll definitely sleep better with the Ninja Turtles.

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<v Speaker 8>By your side.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's your favorite, Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Angelo.

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<v Speaker 4>Is the fan favorite, got the biggest heart because thanks

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<v Speaker 4>all right, Michael, thank you very much. You call. I

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<v Speaker 4>have a good day you. Laura, Good morning, Laura.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning. I have a tweaty bird doing the cover

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<v Speaker 6>of bed sheets that was a single and I joined together.

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<v Speaker 4>Why do you go onto those? That's quite unusual one.

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<v Speaker 6>I love twity bird. Thought I saw a pretty.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a fun time right now.

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<v Speaker 3>And when you say you got two singles, did you

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<v Speaker 3>stitch them together or just lay them together side by side?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 6>I sewed them together.

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<v Speaker 9>Wow.

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<v Speaker 6>I had to actually throw out the bed sheep because

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<v Speaker 6>it got a bit my Doinger cover I've still got

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<v Speaker 6>at forty nine years older, and you got one.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you wash it or does stay on all year round?

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<v Speaker 6>No? I watched it. I rotate all my I've got

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<v Speaker 6>probably six Don covers and I rotate them, but not

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<v Speaker 6>Tweetybird ones. No, not tweety Bird. Tweetybird is one of

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<v Speaker 6>my favorite. And it seems to come out of the

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<v Speaker 6>middle of the pile. Not not when I've got it rotated.

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<v Speaker 10>You prioritize it and it's a blue background with a

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<v Speaker 10>bright yellow really yeah, do it right?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, lovely stuff, Laura, Thank you very much, Thank you,

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<v Speaker 4>bye bye.

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<v Speaker 4>the voices you're going to hear in any second now

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<v Speaker 4>is a very smug Swans fan. If this is going

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<v Speaker 4>to be triggering, not because you're a Giants fan, but

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<v Speaker 4>just because maybe your team aren't in the finals and

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<v Speaker 4>you just don't like Swans fans reaching right now, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna do the same thing and stick on an anti

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<v Speaker 4>Schuberman podcast to get me through the next nine hours.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a disgusting stat about the Swans and coming

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<v Speaker 3>from an essence support of this just thing so unfair.

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<v Speaker 3>They have appeared in twenty four of the last twenty

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<v Speaker 3>nine finals.

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<v Speaker 4>Series, but Jack put into contact. What about that time

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<v Speaker 4>the Cats just humiliated them and stole their soul? Only

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<v Speaker 4>a short couple of years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Long time ago, ancient history.

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<v Speaker 4>By now I tell you what they sold. There were

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<v Speaker 4>some amazing performances over the last couple of days, obviously

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<v Speaker 4>with the Cats on Thursday night and then the Hawks

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<v Speaker 4>on Friday. I didn't realize that. You know, all the

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<v Speaker 4>coverage on Friday was about Ginevan out the night before.

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<v Speaker 4>Was he having a beer? Who does he think he is?

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<v Speaker 4>This is irresponsible, you know, it's our local public, it's

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<v Speaker 4>a London tabn.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really some people.

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<v Speaker 3>Some people will saying he was afrobby, and then others

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<v Speaker 3>were calling it a pub. Me sounds he's got to eat.

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<v Speaker 4>It's amazing what a frenzy that can be about a

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<v Speaker 4>non story in my mind, like was it a beer

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<v Speaker 4>and it was a little pot and then other people

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<v Speaker 4>were going it could be colored water. It was like,

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<v Speaker 4>it doesn't matter he brought his own apple juice if

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<v Speaker 4>he's at a nightclub at five am. It was just

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<v Speaker 4>like it was such a long story. But I loved

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<v Speaker 4>during the game after his score that he managed to

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<v Speaker 4>actually do a sign like he was having a beer

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<v Speaker 4>and chugging it. And I could see the some fans

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<v Speaker 4>with sharing things. It was funny. And then the people getting

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<v Speaker 4>really annoyed with him. And then so Hawks going on Friday,

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<v Speaker 4>and then obviously Rio, so you were watching where did

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<v Speaker 4>you watch your sawnies?

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<v Speaker 7>So we went down to the Rising, which used to

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<v Speaker 7>be the local pub for the Swans when they were

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<v Speaker 7>South Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh right, yeah, so they actually had the night.

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<v Speaker 7>There was an old guy who must have been in

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<v Speaker 7>his eighties walking around with the buddy. Was that with

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<v Speaker 7>the nineteen thirty three premiership radio people were just taking

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<v Speaker 7>drinks out of the nineteen thirty three premiership cut?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was awesome. Was it packed?

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<v Speaker 7>It was packed, could not get a seat, could barely

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<v Speaker 7>stand all Swans fans, which is really rare obviously in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 7>And then just felt sick the entire game. You wonder

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<v Speaker 7>like why it's not really enjoyable for a lot of it.

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<v Speaker 7>You're just like you're stodach.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like for Jack and Izer as a des found

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<v Speaker 4>myself and as a bombs fand this has been this year,

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<v Speaker 4>not like a couple of hour and a half before.

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<v Speaker 4>You then have one of the greatest final terms ever come.

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<v Speaker 3>Back on a comeback and Isaac Haney.

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<v Speaker 4>Man what that mark he took? And also I just

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<v Speaker 4>want to say it was Buckley that helped him down.

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<v Speaker 4>He could have helped himself. I saw that his mumas

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<v Speaker 4>on the news yesterday and she actually looked down the

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<v Speaker 4>barrel of the camera and was thanking Jack Buckley for

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<v Speaker 4>saving her son spine because he could have really hurt himself. Yea,

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<v Speaker 4>it was, I was. It was.

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<v Speaker 2>I almost don't remember.

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<v Speaker 7>It was like a fever dream, like everyone was so delirious.

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<v Speaker 7>I've seen videos of myself like in the immediate aftermath.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh right, okay, it was.

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<v Speaker 3>It was pretty I was.

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<v Speaker 7>Very happy, but yeah, just absolutely chills the entire time,

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<v Speaker 7>like afterwards was on a high. I rewatched the game

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<v Speaker 7>yesterday and I was still just as nervous watching it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in front of the cow.

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<v Speaker 7>Even though you know it's spoiled, but like hand like

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<v Speaker 7>covering my face the whole time, heart rate up.

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<v Speaker 4>Incredible game. And then I feel very sorry for Blues fans, right,

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<v Speaker 4>you know sometimes you have that like Sunday night, Blues,

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<v Speaker 4>don't you as long as you've been back at school?

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<v Speaker 4>And I was thinking, wait, you're not a Blues fan, Christian,

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<v Speaker 4>you know you can be happy, you know, Well, it's

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<v Speaker 4>those poor I feel so the fans that flew up there.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes it's so bad that you can't help her feel sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just brutal was showing them to kick a goal

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<v Speaker 3>just so they don't make some new kind of record

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<v Speaker 3>where you get zero points to half times.

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<v Speaker 4>It was just like the first quarter and then the

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<v Speaker 4>second quarter. I've got to be honest, I felt like,

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<v Speaker 4>oh my god, we're watching history here because it was

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<v Speaker 4>so unbelieving, like nothing there was. One was like where

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<v Speaker 4>it's like I think the Lions had kicked like sixty,

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<v Speaker 4>they've got sixty and they had nothing. That's one where

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<v Speaker 4>Crits was droviously trying to talk to Voss like do something,

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<v Speaker 4>and it's she's almost flipping laptop and what's there.

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<v Speaker 3>You actually had the feeling for a while, you have

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<v Speaker 3>the feeling like has there ever been a team who's

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<v Speaker 3>never scored a point?

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<v Speaker 4>Actually think how how would they be okay with that? Ever? Again? Ever,

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<v Speaker 4>it was just but the whole team was tired, like

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<v Speaker 4>let's just find new lives.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was walking around on Friday telling the team

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<v Speaker 3>that I heard Patrick Crips on football radio last week

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<v Speaker 3>and he sounded so confident.

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<v Speaker 4>And when have you ever heard that talking about their

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<v Speaker 4>own game with like mental.

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<v Speaker 3>Some really earnest about it, and I was like, kindly

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<v Speaker 3>gonna win. Crypt cript said they were looking good, but

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<v Speaker 3>defending a ten goal start is never good.

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<v Speaker 7>We were at we went around the corner to a

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<v Speaker 7>different pub to watch the Carlton game.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was packed out Carlton fans as far as

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<v Speaker 2>you could see.

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<v Speaker 4>Not still like in your Swan scarf and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 4>That would have annoyed me immediately. Don't bring good don't

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<v Speaker 4>bring good cheer in here with Blues fans.

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<v Speaker 2>I was walking around the city that whole night.

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<v Speaker 7>I was so smug, But we got there there were

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<v Speaker 7>so many people like Carlton fans. And then halfway through,

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<v Speaker 7>at about nine point fifteen, that all left and the

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<v Speaker 7>bartenders called last drinks and the before the games at.

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<v Speaker 4>Exactly why you have a few beers just a commissioner.

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<v Speaker 2>They just left. Everyone just left. It was deathly so sad.

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<v Speaker 4>Notice that they made such a bound jusual energy in

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<v Speaker 4>the pub. Public had to shut it down otherwise other

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<v Speaker 4>people coming in and think it to wait.

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<v Speaker 2>We literally kicked out.

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<v Speaker 4>At nine thirty on Friday show, we had a home

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<v Speaker 4>when Maria was calling. We were doing a special version

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<v Speaker 4>of What Are the Odds? And Maria was she's a

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<v Speaker 4>Hawthorn fan. She was telling us about her dog who

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<v Speaker 4>came back from the other side.

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<v Speaker 11>Picked up my tablet to have a look at social

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<v Speaker 11>media and it comes up. Look at your memory from

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<v Speaker 11>six years ago. I pressed on this and here it

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<v Speaker 11>is my dog Harry, who's unfortunately not with us anymore.

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<v Speaker 11>But the omen of the day Hawthorn Football Club, the

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<v Speaker 11>team wearing his Hawthorn football jumper. It's a sign, guy,

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<v Speaker 11>it's a sign.

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<v Speaker 4>Go off, and Harry came back from the dead fourteen

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<v Speaker 4>hours later. Hold it four. What this says to me

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<v Speaker 4>is somehow do you remember we have that oh mind?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you remember that animal psych it we had on

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<v Speaker 4>the show? Said the idea, do we get it back

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<v Speaker 4>to chat to Henry. He's obviously got the gift of calling.

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<v Speaker 4>There's some tight games coming up. We can make a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit of money from this gifted dog quest.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian, good on, I went back from Europe and back

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<v Speaker 4>to work today. What a joy it is to hear

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<v Speaker 4>your voices again. Oh what a lovely message. Thank you

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<v Speaker 4>very much. All right, let's find out how everybody's weekend went.

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<v Speaker 2>Send Christian test.

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<v Speaker 12>Us and see its words or less telling.

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<v Speaker 2>About your week? Did you watch the Hawks? Are buy

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<v Speaker 2>a new dress?

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<v Speaker 10>Rhyme?

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<v Speaker 4>Or well it didn't? Jack is the answer to the question.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not just randon. I mean did you make it today?

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<v Speaker 4>You could have had it. It makeing a bit more personal.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you cheer on the Hawks or did you cry

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<v Speaker 4>about the Blues? Touch on it rather than did you

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<v Speaker 4>cheer them off? Hang on? Was this made Friday?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>This is.

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<v Speaker 4>The oldest radio thing. Ricky, want to get out early?

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<v Speaker 4>Get ready for your little Swany's next name. We went

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<v Speaker 4>to a swan's pub where other jerk's like me. All right,

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<v Speaker 4>six word weekend, Patsy, what's your six word weekend? How

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<v Speaker 4>is Chris and his recovery from his knee operation.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, it's still ongoing, so probably yep, that's it. I

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<v Speaker 5>can probably drive I reckon in two weeks. He sees

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<v Speaker 5>a surgeon next week. So fingers crossed, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Old recovery, isn't it yep? Yeah, yeah, yeah, tell me

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<v Speaker 4>that's about Chris, about me?

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<v Speaker 3>No, but he is.

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<v Speaker 5>Getting in and out of the shower himself, which is

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<v Speaker 5>you know, every day is new things.

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<v Speaker 3>And rehab exercises to do.

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<v Speaker 5>He will have it. Can't even do rehab yet, like

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<v Speaker 5>literally cannot put any weight whatsoever on that knee.

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<v Speaker 4>So did he as keyhole surgery or they opened him

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<v Speaker 4>up keyhole? How's this?

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<v Speaker 5>We're talking to Lee, our next door Naby yesterday about

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<v Speaker 5>the fence situation. Lee has had two complete knee replacements.

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<v Speaker 5>He was walking like the second day, insane.

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<v Speaker 4>Noise of it. When you compare them to another man.

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<v Speaker 4>He seems pretty fat looking. He was walking within ten

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<v Speaker 4>minutes down the operation. He walks off the hospital operating table.

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<v Speaker 3>Lee from next Oh my god, oh god.

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<v Speaker 5>It just puts into a perspective how tricky these miniscous

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<v Speaker 5>injuries can be, especially when they're at the back. Of

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<v Speaker 5>the knee, like, it's just ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 4>So the anterior cruise ship we're talking, No, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I forget something somewhere in the miniscus.

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<v Speaker 4>But at the back and the fence situation everything, Yeah, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 4>it's great.

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<v Speaker 5>We're just getting some quotes. It blew over in the

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<v Speaker 5>wind last week.

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<v Speaker 4>So who's responsibility is it?

0:20:54.960 --> 0:20:56.960
<v Speaker 5>Well, it's both. We'll go halves right.

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<v Speaker 4>Because some people refuse. Oh no, people all out with

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<v Speaker 4>neighbors about fence issues. Oh my god, they do.

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<v Speaker 5>No, we've got great neighbors.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, these lovely is it shiny ly year? Look at

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<v Speaker 4>him out there. Now there's knees, Chris.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to go over there again about the titanium.

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<v Speaker 4>So what was he diamonds in?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what?

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<v Speaker 5>The love girl was very angry with me yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>To leave Chris. I see you out there laughing like that.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't laugh like that with me. I've got no knee.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Chris is peering through.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you guys flip your mattresses like yours?

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<v Speaker 4>You're meant to you like every three or six months?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, three or six months anyway?

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<v Speaker 4>Do that party house?

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<v Speaker 5>Was you awaken?

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<v Speaker 4>I thought I can that's not part of his rehabit

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<v Speaker 4>is it? Flip a mattress?

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<v Speaker 5>I did it myself.

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<v Speaker 4>Blood, Yeah, well done, pats they are. It's a beast

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<v Speaker 4>of a job. You didn't hate yourself.

0:21:56.040 --> 0:21:58.400
<v Speaker 5>He was very Annoyedies, like, where have you been? I said,

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<v Speaker 5>I just flipped you.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't do that?

0:22:01.720 --> 0:22:02.280
<v Speaker 3>Silent there?

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<v Speaker 4>Right, I have to do it when my son's and

0:22:04.000 --> 0:22:05.320
<v Speaker 4>it's a lot of noise in here.

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<v Speaker 3>You sure you didn't have in their help?

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<v Speaker 4>Again, you show me what those knees can do. Live

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<v Speaker 4>from the kneknees.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me just film it from it disgusting on the

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<v Speaker 5>wrong part.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely, let's go down the right path of us. So

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<v Speaker 4>you have to do it by yourself.

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<v Speaker 5>I did it all by myself, and I get it

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<v Speaker 5>in about three turns. It was just getting it shoulder

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<v Speaker 5>under it. No, no, no, I just bend the knees like

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<v Speaker 5>you say, and once I got it up on the

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<v Speaker 5>bed head and kind of use the BedHead to swivel

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<v Speaker 5>it around like a lazy Susan sort of deal. So

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<v Speaker 5>it's clipped.

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<v Speaker 4>You're right, there's so much you have to use. You

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<v Speaker 4>have to think about it, don't you, Because you do

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<v Speaker 4>one move where you start to get a corner up. Wize,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sort of trapped in what's the smart next one?

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<v Speaker 4>You start to rehear in your head If I go there,

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<v Speaker 4>it's going to flip back on me. They are horrible

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<v Speaker 4>things to move, aren't they They are? There's not there

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<v Speaker 4>someone in there working against you.

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<v Speaker 5>And then you have to get it just right because

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<v Speaker 5>if you don't push it far enough on the corner,

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<v Speaker 5>it flips back into its little shell, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what? Maybe we should have a mattress

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<v Speaker 4>flipping competition show who is Melbourne's quickest mattress flipper?

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<v Speaker 1>But Christian Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm doing six word weekend tell us a story of

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<v Speaker 4>your weekend is six words. We spoke to a legend

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<v Speaker 4>on Friday, Kirkstone firefighter, like many firefighters, doing the bigger

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<v Speaker 4>fire climb over the weekend, twenty eight floors.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty eight floors. Yeah, he is having to do it

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<v Speaker 3>in ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, we have good news. So Kirk was on Friday,

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<v Speaker 4>I think it was. Is he fifty this year his

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<v Speaker 4>ninth time he's done this, So it's twenty eight floors

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<v Speaker 4>up the crowd metropol with twenty five kilos of breathing

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<v Speaker 4>apparators on their back as well. Christian. I did a

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<v Speaker 4>stair climb over the weekend successfully. My time was eight

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<v Speaker 4>minutes thirty four.

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<v Speaker 3>Smashed it on.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, that's so quick, twenty eight floors with twenty

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<v Speaker 4>five kilos of gear on your back as well. Get this.

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<v Speaker 4>The fastest time of the day was three minutes thirty five.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, who is to loving impossible?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, who is doing that? You know he was? I

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<v Speaker 4>think he was about seven hundred dollars month. We spoke

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<v Speaker 4>to on Friday and he's hoping to get a thousand

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<v Speaker 4>thanks to everyone who donated who heard him, because he's

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<v Speaker 4>made thirteen hundred, which is really about it. If you

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<v Speaker 4>want a support as well, Kirkstone, you can find it there.

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<v Speaker 4>But well done, buddy, that's amazing. All right. My six

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<v Speaker 4>word weekend is I need an appointment now. Yesterday I

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<v Speaker 4>was invited to meet my twenty old daughter for lunch. Normally,

0:24:39.200 --> 0:24:40.960
<v Speaker 4>your kids are just when they're at home and that

0:24:40.960 --> 0:24:44.000
<v Speaker 4>they're just available. You don't arrange a time to meet them.

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<v Speaker 4>They're just as soon as you get the house. They're

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<v Speaker 4>just there. Now. Actually, we're the point now when I

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<v Speaker 4>have a twenty ro old she doesn't live at home anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been invited to meet her today at one o'clock

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<v Speaker 4>for lunch, which I'm looking forward to. I'm very excited

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<v Speaker 4>us about that. She's booked me in so I said, oh, look,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll book it for twelve. She's like, no, I'm in

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<v Speaker 4>the real world. We at midday. You know, if you

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<v Speaker 4>get up at four shoes, I'm not. No one's hungry

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<v Speaker 4>for lunch at midday, apart from you and your team

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<v Speaker 4>of those strange hours.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually waiting for lunch at one o'clock, I find that difficult.

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<v Speaker 4>Eleven thirty, yes, yes, So it's going to be a

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<v Speaker 4>stretch for me to I'm going to be angry when

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<v Speaker 4>I catch up with my two old torture today at

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<v Speaker 4>what at one o'clock? Jackie boy, what's your six word weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe it's happened again. I've got another screw

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<v Speaker 3>in my tire.

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<v Speaker 4>No, what are the chances that the same tire.

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<v Speaker 3>Different tire? So last week it was the rear driver's side,

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<v Speaker 3>now it's the front driver's side.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think it's radio sabotage? Something's up can jan

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<v Speaker 4>take out the game?

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<v Speaker 5>So where have you been?

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<v Speaker 3>I've not been driving in building sites or screw heavy

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<v Speaker 3>areas that I know.

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<v Speaker 5>I know that is bizarre.

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<v Speaker 3>So I texted Lockie last night and the new guy

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<v Speaker 3>on the team he fixed it last week. I said,

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<v Speaker 3>bring the same kit in again.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I swarked him over the weekend about show stuff,

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<v Speaker 4>not with my and the dude, about mending my tires

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<v Speaker 4>or picking up my joy cleaning.

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<v Speaker 3>But he did such a good job. He knows the

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<v Speaker 3>car some one off on his first day here.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, you give someone a little opportunity like that

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<v Speaker 4>to get some good will on the team. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>then go back again. So has he brought it in again?

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<v Speaker 3>He's brought it in against a lot to do.

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<v Speaker 4>We're on boarding it more if they called it in

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<v Speaker 4>business circles. At the moment, his on boarding isn't part

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<v Speaker 4>of do the same time.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to I'm losing air every hour. I'm losing

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<v Speaker 3>three perci per day at the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>We can't have that tracking up until the right team.

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<v Speaker 4>We can't. Lucky, you better get that kit back out there.

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<v Speaker 4>How long did it take me in last sum About twenty.

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<v Speaker 3>Minutes, not even I reckon he was done in ten.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh he's not done it now? What's he waiting for him? There?

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<v Speaker 4>So this is the same time. It's the same thing

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<v Speaker 4>that's happened exactly, the same thing has happened again.

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<v Speaker 3>Something happened and it's never happened to me before.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian I Can beat Jack's story of two punch and Tires.

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<v Speaker 4>I have been rear ended four times. The last time

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<v Speaker 4>I started at the roundabout to give way to a

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<v Speaker 4>car already there. The car come behind me. He was

0:27:04.440 --> 0:27:06.600
<v Speaker 4>also watched. The car didn't notice me until too late.

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<v Speaker 4>My car was off the road for two weeks while

0:27:08.440 --> 0:27:11.320
<v Speaker 4>the rear end was rebuilt. Two days after I get

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<v Speaker 4>the car back, I was on duty had a tourist

0:27:13.680 --> 0:27:16.520
<v Speaker 4>railway workout, and right before the departure I heard by

0:27:16.760 --> 0:27:20.080
<v Speaker 4>Chad called out over the PA. I went to the

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<v Speaker 4>office to see what's wrong. It'ste for good news, is it? Yeah?

0:27:22.560 --> 0:27:25.160
<v Speaker 4>They're calling your name out. Your adgistration is not like, oh,

0:27:25.160 --> 0:27:28.040
<v Speaker 4>you've want to start? You want to push. When he

0:27:28.119 --> 0:27:31.159
<v Speaker 4>offered to see what was wrong, an elderly man turned

0:27:31.160 --> 0:27:33.280
<v Speaker 4>and said he just backed into my car, which is

0:27:33.320 --> 0:27:36.520
<v Speaker 4>like technically impossible. It was just parked innocent.

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<v Speaker 3>The rear end was just rebuilt.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep again Christian had to be rebuilt. Third time was

0:27:41.960 --> 0:27:44.240
<v Speaker 4>hit when stationing at some lights. Other car was doing

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<v Speaker 4>seventy when he hit me. I was lucky you only

0:27:46.440 --> 0:27:50.399
<v Speaker 4>come away with minor whipmash. Naturally, this wrote the car off.

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<v Speaker 4>That's unbelievable. Five years later I was rear ended in

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<v Speaker 4>my next car line the roundabout Craig. There is quite

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<v Speaker 4>some story.

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<v Speaker 3>Funny at what point of you slimon the breaks too hard?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Yeah, all right, So we're looking for stories are

0:28:04.280 --> 0:28:06.840
<v Speaker 4>being too big or too small. After coming into work

0:28:06.840 --> 0:28:10.520
<v Speaker 4>today I saw a massive tradey folded into a car

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<v Speaker 4>that was way too small from a little of the arras.

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<v Speaker 4>He was a really big guy, and he had his

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<v Speaker 4>window down, the driving window down so we can actually

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<v Speaker 4>get some more of him outside of the car to

0:28:19.800 --> 0:28:22.399
<v Speaker 4>create some room around that steering wheel. He looked like

0:28:22.440 --> 0:28:24.520
<v Speaker 4>it actually looked like mister incredible. We had the fleur

0:28:24.600 --> 0:28:27.040
<v Speaker 4>row on and all the gear. It really uncomfortable. His

0:28:27.119 --> 0:28:30.320
<v Speaker 4>head was like bent almost touching the steering wheel.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got a story, but it's going to sound like

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<v Speaker 3>a humble brag. I'm just going to flag that up front.

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<v Speaker 3>Line's about being too big for a private jet.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh few, someone else is going to come was like

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<v Speaker 4>this in the same cane shape. Phew, oh good times,

0:28:45.560 --> 0:28:47.800
<v Speaker 4>good guys, all right. Sometimes when he right at the

0:28:47.840 --> 0:28:51.240
<v Speaker 4>edge of a precipice, no, no to what happened.

0:28:51.440 --> 0:28:54.040
<v Speaker 3>So when we're doing Hamish and Andy, we're in a

0:28:54.120 --> 0:28:56.520
<v Speaker 3>band together. We did a private jet tour where we

0:28:56.560 --> 0:28:59.120
<v Speaker 3>flew around the east coast of Australa in a private jet,

0:28:59.360 --> 0:29:02.120
<v Speaker 3>which you think would be lavish, but all three of

0:29:02.240 --> 0:29:03.840
<v Speaker 3>us were too big for the private jets.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god. Sorry for the successful people.

0:29:07.560 --> 0:29:09.920
<v Speaker 3>So you had to crime a river, you had to

0:29:09.960 --> 0:29:11.920
<v Speaker 3>sit and cracks.

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<v Speaker 4>A private jet where they bring you drinks and food. Wow, Kirsty,

0:29:17.200 --> 0:29:17.720
<v Speaker 4>good morning.

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<v Speaker 13>Hi, how are you going.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're good, Kirsty. So we're too big or too small?

0:29:23.640 --> 0:29:24.400
<v Speaker 4>Too big?

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<v Speaker 13>I once saw the Harlem Globetrotters on a jet stuff flight.

0:29:30.800 --> 0:29:33.400
<v Speaker 4>I mean, that is exactly what we're looking for, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>Very tall people, pretty crammed conditions to city. Why are

0:29:38.200 --> 0:29:41.480
<v Speaker 4>they find exactly on their legends?

0:29:42.480 --> 0:29:45.400
<v Speaker 13>They were flying from Melbourne to Hobert. I guess there's

0:29:45.440 --> 0:29:47.960
<v Speaker 13>not a bigger plane that goes from Melbourne to Hobart

0:29:48.040 --> 0:29:48.800
<v Speaker 13>on one of their too.

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<v Speaker 4>What's the whole teams in the aisle seats going down

0:29:51.840 --> 0:29:54.160
<v Speaker 4>for thirty two rows? They're all just got ile please

0:29:54.240 --> 0:29:56.840
<v Speaker 4>I please ile please No.

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<v Speaker 13>No, they were just sort of like squished into all

0:29:59.400 --> 0:30:01.280
<v Speaker 13>the seats because I guess there's only like what six

0:30:01.760 --> 0:30:04.600
<v Speaker 13>with any leg room, and the rest of them were

0:30:04.600 --> 0:30:07.320
<v Speaker 13>like walking down the aisle just ducking together the things.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah awesome, what a sight. Yeah yeah, folding themselves the

0:30:12.720 --> 0:30:14.320
<v Speaker 4>light in the overhead lockers. But they're doing that in

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<v Speaker 4>the seat. Kirsty, thank you very much for the story, mate,

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<v Speaker 4>have a good day being too big or too small

0:30:20.760 --> 0:30:23.360
<v Speaker 4>nine four one four one oh four three and if

0:30:23.400 --> 0:30:25.600
<v Speaker 4>you've got a really big first world problem as well.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's show, Miss hurd Lyric's coming up in five

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<v Speaker 4>minutes time any day now. My uh, you purchased that

0:30:36.920 --> 0:30:39.600
<v Speaker 4>I'd gone online after seeing and a very very powerful

0:30:39.680 --> 0:30:43.200
<v Speaker 4>you would do the same thing TV infomercial in the

0:30:43.240 --> 0:30:46.720
<v Speaker 4>early hours of the morning for this The Grease Police

0:30:46.840 --> 0:30:48.760
<v Speaker 4>Greece and grime build up in no time.

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<v Speaker 8>Stop struggling to clean the grease and call the police,

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<v Speaker 8>the grease police.

0:30:53.760 --> 0:30:55.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah you mean you've got no You've got no option.

0:30:55.520 --> 0:30:58.240
<v Speaker 4>You call the police. You make that call. How many

0:30:58.240 --> 0:31:00.720
<v Speaker 4>of us young lads got one of these? A chin

0:31:00.800 --> 0:31:04.840
<v Speaker 4>up system in a doorway in the bedroom. You want it,

0:31:05.400 --> 0:31:08.040
<v Speaker 4>We got it. You got a door You gotta gem

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<v Speaker 4>get bigger, harder and stronger with the all new powerful

0:31:11.760 --> 0:31:14.600
<v Speaker 4>tower two hundred from Buddy by j always records something

0:31:14.680 --> 0:31:17.440
<v Speaker 4>like that, There's something something two hundred, There's something something

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<v Speaker 4>two thousand. Christian I bought the ab roller from a

0:31:20.720 --> 0:31:23.320
<v Speaker 4>TV infomercial. Many of us went for those, used it

0:31:23.360 --> 0:31:26.000
<v Speaker 4>twice and then they lived in hard rubbish for a while. Christian,

0:31:26.080 --> 0:31:28.280
<v Speaker 4>my father in law brought from a TV advert the

0:31:28.320 --> 0:31:32.360
<v Speaker 4>transformer ladder. Still won't stop talking about how life changing

0:31:32.520 --> 0:31:34.480
<v Speaker 4>is I wondering, what's a transformer ladder?

0:31:35.920 --> 0:31:36.640
<v Speaker 5>Three pieces?

0:31:36.760 --> 0:31:36.960
<v Speaker 4>Jack?

0:31:37.160 --> 0:31:39.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it just like folds into like you can fold

0:31:39.760 --> 0:31:42.600
<v Speaker 3>it up into an a frame, it into a platform. No,

0:31:42.760 --> 0:31:45.920
<v Speaker 3>you see even me retelling it. You're ready to buy it.

0:31:45.920 --> 0:31:46.720
<v Speaker 4>I'm buying it.

0:31:46.800 --> 0:31:50.360
<v Speaker 5>So the Stanley knifef letters, Oh yeah, God, any different

0:31:50.440 --> 0:31:50.760
<v Speaker 5>uses you.

0:31:50.800 --> 0:31:54.200
<v Speaker 4>Gotta get on this straightaway, Cam Christian. I bought the

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<v Speaker 4>Time Life. I'm in the Time Life magazine nineteen eighties

0:31:58.320 --> 0:32:02.480
<v Speaker 4>CDs yesterday to my ancient technology. Yesterday I was having

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<v Speaker 4>my wife. She's got to get a resume together, and

0:32:06.600 --> 0:32:09.200
<v Speaker 4>she must have find an old copy of her resume, right,

0:32:09.240 --> 0:32:10.800
<v Speaker 4>and it's from quite a few years ago. On it,

0:32:10.840 --> 0:32:13.479
<v Speaker 4>she's saying some of her core skills are she's very

0:32:13.480 --> 0:32:21.680
<v Speaker 4>efficient with a CD ROM Well, okay, time traveler, pot

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<v Speaker 4>away and how are you with then, Carter? Because you

0:32:24.720 --> 0:32:26.640
<v Speaker 4>don't know what kind of role you might be walking into,

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<v Speaker 4>young Madam Christian bought the lawn Mouse. Never heard of

0:32:36.160 --> 0:32:39.600
<v Speaker 4>the lawn mouse washing crystals. Not heard of those either,

0:32:41.160 --> 0:32:46.040
<v Speaker 4>nonstick iron pan. Happy with it? No, here are some

0:32:46.080 --> 0:32:48.120
<v Speaker 4>other ones we found right, I've got no idea what

0:32:48.160 --> 0:32:48.920
<v Speaker 4>some of these are.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's like it's specially with toilet paper on theater.

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<v Speaker 4>Visit the job. I mean, it's probably what the Earl

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<v Speaker 4>Christian, I've got to transformer ladder. It is actually life changing, Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to transform on my ladder. Best ladder ever built.

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<v Speaker 4>I've just googled it. I'm on the website now transform

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<v Speaker 4>ladder again, just like Nike. Just to what a great

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<v Speaker 4>they draw me in with this genius marketing slogan. Need

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<v Speaker 4>a new ladder. Oh, I can't resisting. It's like ah

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<v Speaker 4>be to a honey well. You're drawing me in with

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<v Speaker 4>the tractor beams, aircraft great and aluminum. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>this is what they make planes out, Sarah. Lifetime warranty

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<v Speaker 4>will outlive me. I'll leave it in my will to

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<v Speaker 4>the next generation, to my grandchildren.

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<v Speaker 3>I live their grandchildren, their grandchildren.

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<v Speaker 4>And then it goes to over one hundred thousand happy customers. Incredible, right,

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<v Speaker 4>they've got just a random one of those right here,

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<v Speaker 4>Franco that is, who would review a ladder A trasformer ladder,

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<v Speaker 4>best ladder on the market, simply the best ladder I've

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<v Speaker 4>ever used. Is everything is cracked up to be? Hey, ladder,

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<v Speaker 4>you're everything you would cracked up to me. I thought

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<v Speaker 4>it was another of hype, but you are a lega

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<v Speaker 4>justice Wall stand off makes it incredible value. I am

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<v Speaker 4>getting on the moment the show wraps. All right, let's

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<v Speaker 4>get into today's Missa lyrics.

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<v Speaker 16>It's just another misshardanay Christian O'Connell's miss Heard lyrics.

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<v Speaker 4>Never had a ladder that I can do one of

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<v Speaker 4>those platforms. What's that cool chat where it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, yeah, called a platform?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it? Oh my?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you need of boys?

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<v Speaker 4>I might set up. I don't have a cup of tea.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, sometimes you see sort of middle aged people

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<v Speaker 4>like me just having a cup of tea out that

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<v Speaker 4>front and just staring at people going by, trying to

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<v Speaker 4>trying to catch conversation people. That's me on a platform.

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<v Speaker 4>Though it's interesting, it's a talking point. Maybe I'll do

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<v Speaker 4>a chat show one line up there. You know I

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<v Speaker 4>can have guests that can and troy me join me now,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll just make some more room. Join me now, platform, yes,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, Mishard lyrics. Every Monday, we play back your

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<v Speaker 4>misheard lyrics as we're playing them back if we agree

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<v Speaker 4>with what you think you're mishearing, if we don't hear it.

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<v Speaker 4>And for the great ones, that's Hall of Fame. Recent

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<v Speaker 4>Hall of famers from Miguel behind Blue Eyes cover version

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<v Speaker 4>of the Who's Song by Limp Biscuit. As my carture

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<v Speaker 4>seems to be as musis. Craig had this one from

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<v Speaker 4>Sandy Tom. I wish I was a punk rocker. I

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<v Speaker 4>wish I was a prawn cracker with flowers in my head.

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<v Speaker 2>Rocker.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, this give us the brand new ones. We

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<v Speaker 4>go to Laura dal Pozzo Christian. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 4>you accept different languages in your miss her lyrics, but

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<v Speaker 4>I do have one from Peace Blossom Boogie Babe Rainbow.

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<v Speaker 4>This is gonna stretch my very limited French ala Venice,

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<v Speaker 4>which is French of course, for let's go to Venice

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<v Speaker 4>or is it Hallo Albanese is Albanese? Yes, we're hearing

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<v Speaker 4>it Lauren day Prior has been listening to some tones

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<v Speaker 4>and I fly away? Is it me? Is it you?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it fear?

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<v Speaker 9>Is it you?

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<v Speaker 8>Is it? Or?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it me? Is it you? Is it beer?

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<v Speaker 8>Is it you?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it be Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it you?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it be Yes? Well done, Dave, since Hall of Favor,

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<v Speaker 4>Natalie's got some Delta gudrun predictable. How you never change,

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<v Speaker 4>You won't get away with loving me?

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<v Speaker 9>Now you change, you won't get away.

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<v Speaker 4>Or as Delta saying, how you never change, you won't

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<v Speaker 4>get away with lemonade?

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<v Speaker 9>Now you never change, you won't get away.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, oh my god, that's a great one. You

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<v Speaker 4>won't get away with lemonade.

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<v Speaker 9>You change, you won't get.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian? Remember this, remember this song you were talking about it?

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<v Speaker 4>Luke coms be careful what you wish for The original line,

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<v Speaker 4>I was green and bursting at the seams.

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<v Speaker 2>That was green and bursting hand this scene.

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<v Speaker 4>According to Dan, I was creaming, bursting at the seams

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<v Speaker 4>that was green and bursting hand. This scene, we don't

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<v Speaker 4>want to collage more like that Cherrelle Stick season by

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<v Speaker 4>Noah Kahn, and I saw your mom, she forgot I

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<v Speaker 4>existed sockerer Mom she forgot that I exist? Or is

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<v Speaker 4>he saying it sounds like he is soccer mom? She

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<v Speaker 4>forgot I existed? Socker mom. All right, as always emailed

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<v Speaker 4>me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au your mishurts.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, So as Finals fever is here now and over.

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<v Speaker 4>The next couple of weeks is all heading towards the

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<v Speaker 4>Grand Final. Grand Final week. We have our own thing

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<v Speaker 4>we're going to do in the show. We call this

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<v Speaker 4>the hand Final. We have twenty Bosh front loading washing

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<v Speaker 4>machines to give away. Okay, the worth each one is

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<v Speaker 4>worth just under two thousand dollars or thanks to in us.

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<v Speaker 4>We have twenty of these to give away. We're going

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<v Speaker 4>to give them away in one show. How that's going

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<v Speaker 4>to work. We're going to transform our soulless boardroom here

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<v Speaker 4>into some kind of sports field of dreams. What are

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<v Speaker 4>those dreams? They're your dreams of owning a Bosh front

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<v Speaker 4>loading a washing machine. How do we get in? Why

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<v Speaker 4>is it called the hand Final? Have you not gone

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<v Speaker 4>ahead and put all this together away? You're going to

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<v Speaker 4>have the hand all the ball into guess what you

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<v Speaker 4>got it? You haven't got it yet into a bosh

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<v Speaker 4>front loading washing machine. It's got that hole just a

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<v Speaker 4>bit bigger than the ball, so you can get it in.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not going to be we're gonna have them. What

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<v Speaker 4>you reckon about six up in the air? Ye, it

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<v Speaker 4>needs to be it's too high.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is if you're hand casting chess hard.

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<v Speaker 4>To atol player when we haven't yet seen before that

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<v Speaker 4>they're going to find the off season, the DS are

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<v Speaker 4>working on some mega human right now. So nine foot dudes,

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<v Speaker 4>watch out, gone, You've got support from above you. It's

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<v Speaker 4>going to be ten ft up in the air.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I think chess.

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<v Speaker 4>Chest height is relative. What's the sampled chess height four

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<v Speaker 4>and a half feet? Yeah? Five feet?

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<v Speaker 3>What hell you want to be of an arc?

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<v Speaker 4>Don't eat to the handball? Okay, you just don't want

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<v Speaker 4>to be because they're just gonna If it's on the floor,

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<v Speaker 4>norm why people will just lob it in.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you can't be on the floor. Has to be

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<v Speaker 3>one bosh on top of another that makes the perfect.

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<v Speaker 4>Height, and then there's another bosh on top. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 4>just that looks nice? Just I don't want I have

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<v Speaker 4>my platform ladder. What's up to me? Jack?

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<v Speaker 3>We've got so many bus we don't know what to

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<v Speaker 3>do with those.

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<v Speaker 4>Stack them on top of each other, just to sits

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<v Speaker 4>in giggles. Now, Riom has been busy over the weekend. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>making something. When I say something, I mean making something.

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<v Speaker 4>Look it's a start sometimes, isn't it. You know, creativity

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<v Speaker 4>is an iteration. But this is the first draft of

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<v Speaker 4>a couple I think. Look, no, you don't begin something

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<v Speaker 4>with looks women. It's a great novel that begins. Look,

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<v Speaker 4>it was the best of times, the worst of times.

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<v Speaker 4>It gets there, God said, Look on the seventh day rest.

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<v Speaker 3>Look it was three stepped on top of each other.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, first draft.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, if you had.

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<v Speaker 4>One shut.

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<v Speaker 1>One handball.

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<v Speaker 7>To win the washing machine you always wanted on the

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<v Speaker 7>Christian O'Connell show, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't sound.

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<v Speaker 12>Or just let it slip, forget about it, wash your

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<v Speaker 12>machine gun light on the street.

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<v Speaker 4>My cousins saw you out. You're gonna go to give

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<v Speaker 4>away we have you got the golden hand to win

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<v Speaker 4>them away.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't even like the intro.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not gonna like.

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<v Speaker 10>Today.

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<v Speaker 4>Cancel or burns. No swimming on that laptop ball.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what's going to get people excited? All some pre

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<v Speaker 3>ambo not just that?

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<v Speaker 4>Look you ever heard of movie trader just beginning. Look

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<v Speaker 4>there was a time of suffering. Look what am I

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<v Speaker 4>gonna see?

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<v Speaker 3>If you had.

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<v Speaker 4>One shots, one hand, bore busy in the morning.

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<v Speaker 7>To win the washing machine you always wanted on the

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<v Speaker 7>Christian O'Connell show.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you get it in or just let it slip?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm with Jack. Listen, Jack just did a sign shoe

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<v Speaker 4>you you know, and you wipe the blackboard. Let's just

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<v Speaker 4>take all this gibberish off here. But look it starts here.

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<v Speaker 4>Look look shortened, gaps, more energy in the lyrics, and

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<v Speaker 4>start rapping today. Just let that free star rapping come

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<v Speaker 4>out of you like eight mile him sound come on

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<v Speaker 4>eight killing me to Rio? All right, so that we've

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<v Speaker 4>got to sort of do it more work Jack now

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<v Speaker 4>sort of resetting it up or where Rio's dractors back

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<v Speaker 4>down to. It's create a bit of a strange vibe.

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<v Speaker 4>Going to be honest, I had dreams last night this

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<v Speaker 4>was going to be a high impact to launch. You know,

0:45:01.239 --> 0:45:02.680
<v Speaker 4>people are going to be talking about we've one the

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<v Speaker 4>grand Final. We've never got a brand. You've got twenty

0:45:07.239 --> 0:45:09.480
<v Speaker 4>washing machines. You hand all it in, you put it

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<v Speaker 4>all together. Bang, it's a big launch.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you could explain it without the pauses.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, twenty washing machines. That's so easy. A parking bus.

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<v Speaker 4>Look calling now nine four one four one oh four three?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you going to win it yourself or lose it yourself?

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<v Speaker 6>Right?

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<v Speaker 4>All right? Two waists. No sporting prowess is needed for this,

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<v Speaker 4>so carton, come on down. No sporting prowess is needed.

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<v Speaker 4>We don't even have an age limit to me.

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<v Speaker 6>No.

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<v Speaker 3>You can be a child a child, You can be

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<v Speaker 3>a child, or you could be one hundred years old.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, okay, it's really brought this. You haven't out with

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<v Speaker 4>this music because Friday's mine. Now okay, he's doing his best.

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<v Speaker 4>He's rapping, okay, jacking m nine four one four one

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<v Speaker 4>o four three. If you want to take part, if

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<v Speaker 4>you're still listening, reruined it.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Get ready for our hand final. You get one shot.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got twenty washing machines.

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<v Speaker 2>Look if you had.

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<v Speaker 4>One shot.

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<v Speaker 7>One handball, Yeah, to win the washing machine you always

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<v Speaker 7>wanted On the Christian o'connells show, Would you.

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<v Speaker 4>Get it in or just let it slip?

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<v Speaker 8>Alright?

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<v Speaker 4>First twenty to get it in? Win these bosh washing machines, Chrissy,

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<v Speaker 4>you fantasy coming and having go in the hand? Final?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I need.

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<v Speaker 4>And what makes you think you can do it? You're

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<v Speaker 4>only gonna get one shot.

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<v Speaker 11>Well, my grandpa wrote the Richmond Game song title, and

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<v Speaker 11>so I think that's a pretty good shot.

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<v Speaker 6>We're pretty pretty conscious in this family.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's what first call. I think the original lyric is. Look,

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<v Speaker 4>you know this is tiger yellow and black Chrissy the

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<v Speaker 4>first one through?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, thank you so much, Christian Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian. Another suggestion for Rio when he gets back in

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<v Speaker 4>the studio today for Hamble Final, what about born to

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<v Speaker 4>Hamble Baby, on to Hamble Baby and someone else saying

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<v Speaker 4>what about Hamble Wizard to Pinball Wizard? Is organized? Why

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<v Speaker 4>they're just trying to help you out? You know.

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<v Speaker 7>How?

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<v Speaker 4>Shul Let's play this time way today looking for your

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<v Speaker 4>sesame street movies and up for grams double pass to

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<v Speaker 3>You already got your tickets passed?

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<v Speaker 5>You bet?

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<v Speaker 4>I have nothing else? Just oh no, I do.

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<v Speaker 5>And they cost a fortune, but that doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 3>That's okay? Is your favorite artist?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, it's a costs an investment in your happy happy,

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<v Speaker 4>It hurts, it's almost painful. All right? Today, then we're

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<v Speaker 4>looking for your Sesame Street movies. What are you watching

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<v Speaker 4>down on Sesame Street Weekend at Burton Ernie's Silver Nightmare

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<v Speaker 4>on Elmo Street? You come up with that one, sil

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<v Speaker 4>Seniors level Cookie, Monster's Balls as Monsters Ball Cookies, Silver

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<v Speaker 4>Plat and hurt Locker. Great movie, isn't it? Yeah? What

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<v Speaker 4>about in the old Burt Loocker of acistential playing down there?

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<v Speaker 4>Oral Bertie Boy's Got Secrets by Prince Jackie Boy. Sesame

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<v Speaker 4>Street Movies, I've got bert on a.

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<v Speaker 16>Wire, the White Gold, Ernie Scissor Hands, that's good Gold

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<v Speaker 16>Grover Field of a Covivilleield.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Bronze and Almo and Louiseise is going very good.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Today's World Sesame Street Day top five most beloved Sesame

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<v Speaker 4>Street characters, according to a worldwide survey of seven thousand people.

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<v Speaker 3>Almo has to be at number one.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow done, Jackie.

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<v Speaker 5>Boy, Big Bird second, third, Oh, I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Surprised by number two.

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<v Speaker 3>Ask you the grauge.

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<v Speaker 4>No, not even in the not even in the five.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm stunned at there.

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<v Speaker 5>Surely it couldn't be, mister enough love figures should be high.

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<v Speaker 4>Not in the top five. Glaring admission. Grover at number five,

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<v Speaker 4>Cookie Monster at four. Come, I hate Kermer?

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<v Speaker 3>Why he did like you?

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<v Speaker 4>Doesn't matter? Not very good one, I don't I never

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<v Speaker 4>rated Kermit?

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<v Speaker 5>What about the count?

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<v Speaker 4>Count? The count was great, The count was great. But no,

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<v Speaker 4>not in the top five Grover, Cookie Monster, Big burd

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<v Speaker 4>number three, carry me and number two shut up? And

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<v Speaker 4>then at number one, Elmo. I have a rated curler,

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<v Speaker 4>all right? I know hot take his take around in

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<v Speaker 4>town and he was jumping.

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<v Speaker 3>Was he on the muppets?

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<v Speaker 14>Was on.

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<v Speaker 4>A side, buddy, pick a side? Think about it, just

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<v Speaker 4>stay with it today, you'll come back to me. God

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<v Speaker 4>damn it, Christian. I started watching it on YouTube. Guy,

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<v Speaker 4>that's all right and happy? All right? Then, we're looking

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<v Speaker 4>for your sesame street movies. Many stare up Birds, Gold,

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<v Speaker 4>Grouching Tiger, Hidden Track, Gold Chitty Chitty, Big Bird, Silver, Oskarheimer, Burting,

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<v Speaker 4>Miss Daisy, No shocking the important of being. These are

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<v Speaker 4>very good Shinzy are well done, the Big Lagrouch, Ski

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<v Speaker 4>Silver Burnernie Maker, Porno children's characters. I'd hate to see

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<v Speaker 4>the two fellers like that for cash. What happens to them? Burn?

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<v Speaker 4>They're only fans, No they're not. No, that's right, They're

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<v Speaker 4>on Ernie fans. This is how we do it. Dude,

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<v Speaker 4>where's my Oscar bron the Beaker, Juice speaker, juice speaker?

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<v Speaker 4>Who is that Teresa? Well done, Terse we need in

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<v Speaker 4>a minute for the winner.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just worried that beaker with more of a muppet character.

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<v Speaker 4>He told me and I got told off. Not really

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<v Speaker 4>on the actually have a look at my bed sheets later,

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<v Speaker 4>Me myself and Ernie Silver instead of Joe Joe Burt.

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<v Speaker 4>The simple ones for the funny stem was set see

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<v Speaker 4>through mister snuffle up Agus on a plane, Gonzo in

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<v Speaker 4>sixty seconds, Gold broke back Counting Mountain. He's counting. Broke

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<v Speaker 4>back counting is great Christian Alien Prometheus was a good movie.

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<v Speaker 4>What about Alien Snuffle Up? You'll just put suff at

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<v Speaker 4>the end, op and elbow silver, Yeah, all right? Who

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<v Speaker 4>is after c Brian Adams where they want it?

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<v Speaker 14>Or not?

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<v Speaker 3>Done to Shinzia for the importance of being Ernie.

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<v Speaker 4>Well done.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't realize that me saying I didn't I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>like as a kid Kermit. It was a hot take,

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<v Speaker 4>But that's the world we live in now. If it's

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<v Speaker 4>a hot take, that's my hot take Kermit. I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>care for Kermit, while I really didn't like Miss Piggy. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>I had to I'd have to leave the room when

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<v Speaker 4>Miss Piggy was on her Mama Dad would stay in

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<v Speaker 4>there and let me know when she left. The shi

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<v Speaker 4>big feature just just gives me. Even now, it's a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit sweaty in that the ebgb's Miss Piggy. The

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<v Speaker 4>violence she was never went from her. Kermit. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>it's actually quite an abusive relationship those two. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>I know them far better characters. So that's my hot take.

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<v Speaker 4>Tomorrow on the show do you have a hot take?

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<v Speaker 4>Rio has a hot take where your dad.

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<v Speaker 7>My dad has a very hot take. He thinks caged

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<v Speaker 7>eggs taste better than free ranging.

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<v Speaker 4>This is right. That is harsh because it's cruel. It

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<v Speaker 4>is cruel, and also those free range eggs taste amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>How can you know, well, XBX.

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<v Speaker 7>Mom buys free range eggs, but dad's always like she's

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<v Speaker 7>got at what she.

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<v Speaker 4>Going around like the grossest girls, the cage that winter

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<v Speaker 4>not how to do an it was woke, going crazy?

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't it the more anymore? Oh my god, I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know them. Jackie boy, if you've got.

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<v Speaker 3>A actually you're just reminded me that my hot take

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<v Speaker 3>would be eggs are overrated. In general, eggs are just okay.

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<v Speaker 1>About it.

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<v Speaker 4>Put them in air for a source of a meager oils,

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<v Speaker 4>they're okay.

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<v Speaker 5>The most versatile protein.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my, well read the room, jack you know an

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<v Speaker 4>egg land.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go out for breakfast to get some SCRAMed.

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<v Speaker 4>Gene scrambled eggs with with the doka, you have.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a brown smoothie for breakfast.

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<v Speaker 3>So how can you be throwing.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Is packed with it is literally all that you've been

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<v Speaker 4>straight out of it. In fact is it's a chicken

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<v Speaker 4>breast you have in there, come from a great air.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, Eggy Overlords Leading Egg.

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<v Speaker 3>But I just don't think they're I think they're overhyped

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<v Speaker 3>and over.

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<v Speaker 4>What about Great Poast Egg Holland As.

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<v Speaker 3>They're all rights a bit runny.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell you what thought, Christian Connell Show podcast