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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Showtime Do You cream or jam?

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Speaker 3: First? When am I going to do a show where

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Speaker 3: people understand what's in the head?

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Speaker 1: Spoiler the head more head The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold

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Speaker 1: one oh four point three.

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Speaker 2: Show one thousand, one hundred and ninety three.

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Speaker 4: Sleep deprivation with kids. We had it with Ruby. Our

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Speaker 4: first child is like it's it can become a nightmare, right,

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Speaker 4: it is tormented. We had a really rough first couple

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Speaker 3: First six months. Obviously a baby is hard. But when

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Speaker 3: once he started sleeping, we thought, okay, Dune, Dusty, you've

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Speaker 3: got kids. Now we just sleep through the night, So

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Speaker 3: we have to have this new and putting in to

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Speaker 3: bed used to be so easy. I used to hear

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Speaker 3: other parents had to sit with their child book after

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Speaker 3: book after book. Some nights I would just go in

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Speaker 3: there and say like good night, and then walk out

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Speaker 3: and he was asleep. And now he's like our post.

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Speaker 4: Six or seven years of Ruby's life. Sarah and I

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Speaker 4: every night at bedtime, you we had to wait in

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Speaker 4: the bed until she's gone to sleep. Of course, then

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Speaker 4: I'd always be by the walls, so she was next

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Speaker 4: to me. Then it was like they're like spirit level.

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Speaker 4: You start to move by bit to try and how

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Speaker 4: am I going to get out the bloody bed? Because

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Speaker 4: then suddenly then I'd be commando crawl out the whole thing.

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Speaker 4: I was just dread nighttimes. And then she was like,

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Speaker 4: where are you going? Some pilates and then getting back

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Speaker 4: in that bed. I must have been sleep walking again.

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Speaker 3: So we're tag teaming at the moment, so BEANKI will

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Speaker 3: do an hour trying to put him to sleep, and

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Speaker 3: then that doesn't work, so tag me in and then

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Speaker 3: I'll go and tell some stories and then tag her

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Speaker 3: back in again out of nowhere. He used to be

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Speaker 4: Is how it is. Suddenly what worked yesterday, they're not

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Speaker 4: the same kid. It's like, can't you do like a

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Speaker 4: factory reset on account of the phone.

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Speaker 3: I've tried to explain to him. I actually said, you

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Speaker 3: used to go to sleep so much the first time.

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Speaker 4: He was trying to reason with a launching butt of

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Speaker 4: the brain that doesn't exist.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, as if I don't know what I was

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Speaker 3: hoping for.

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Speaker 4: What a great mental frame you've given me there that.

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Speaker 5: I us you just get into a routine and get

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Speaker 5: a normal and then they change that. This will happen

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Speaker 5: for many years. And don't make the mistake that Chris

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Speaker 5: and I did, because you know, I was doing backing

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Speaker 3: Was just so important, so important.

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Speaker 5: Just put her in our bed with us. Now, do

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Speaker 5: not do that, because she'll be in there.

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Speaker 4: Till she's you do caven and do that. That iss.

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Speaker 3: No, he's never come and slept in the bed, but

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Speaker 3: anytime he's tried, he has been too excited that everybody's

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Speaker 4: It is exactly, this is awesome, guys. Why haven't we

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Speaker 4: done this before? So much more fun. It's for you guys.

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Speaker 4: So none of us getting sleep, And that's the great

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Speaker 4: thing about it, because you don't have anything to do

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Speaker 4: during the day. You want to get up in a

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Speaker 4: couple of hours time. I think at the moment, you've

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Speaker 4: got to lean into the dinosaur. And it is so

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Speaker 4: inch because actually, you're right those words he's saying, like

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Speaker 4: dinosaurs are really long and complicated. How can they grasp that?

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Speaker 3: I don't know how he's collecting that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And then during the date nursery, they're still not

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Speaker 3: So I've got the dinosaur bed sheets up. I reckon,

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Speaker 3: that's the next thing, a dinosaur up.

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Speaker 4: The bedroom and that and really lean into that. And

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Speaker 4: he loves that. And see how he gets on with

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Speaker 4: good luck.

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Speaker 1: But Christian Connell Show podcast, thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: Everyone is trying to help Jack and his wife out

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Speaker 4: at the moment with their two year old son, Gordy,

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Speaker 4: who for some unknown reason just suddenly doesn't like his

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Speaker 4: bed anymore. I'm done with that bets of losers, Christian.

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Speaker 4: Can you ask Jack? I will ask Jack in a minute,

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Speaker 4: Chors what type of bed does he have?

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Speaker 3: It is a single bed on a old wooden frame.

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Speaker 4: Christian. I found putting my kids in a toddler bed

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Speaker 3: That makes sense why he would crawl into the cot.

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Speaker 3: Maybe he feels it's too big.

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Speaker 4: It's more contained and like it's a nest from like

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Speaker 4: he's into the dinosaurs at the moment, they used to

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Speaker 4: have nests, didn't they did? They sit on dinosaur eggs?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, dinosaur egg That sounds familiar.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, uh Jack, Why not try glowing the dark dinosaur

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Speaker 4: stickers above his bed?

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Speaker 3: You know what's funny about I'm just still scrolling through

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Speaker 3: dinosaur bed sheets? Is maybe a way to make him

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Speaker 3: like his bed again. So many of these are selling

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Speaker 3: for double beds. Who what kids are sleeping in double

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Speaker 3: beds or what adults or what adults are getting dinosaur sheets.

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Speaker 4: We're not to judge anyone like that. You know, when

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Speaker 4: I sort of recommended, why don't you get him some

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Speaker 4: bed sheets, dinosaur bed sheets? I was envious, sadly that's

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Speaker 4: grown ups. Now it's like boring colors. It semed, it's

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Speaker 4: pans and it goes into the carpet gris and getting

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Speaker 4: don't to me bright color in case we able to

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Speaker 4: get to resell it and stuffing for the phonetes.

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Speaker 3: Did you ever have themed bed sheets at any stage

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Speaker 4: Yes? I did, add my local my soccer team. I

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Speaker 4: used to love that bed. Yeah. I was to kiss

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Speaker 4: the captain good night.

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Speaker 3: The face, just to wish him luck for the game,

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Speaker 4: Night to him. Actually, I met him many years later

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Speaker 4: as an adult, and I felt slightly or because I

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Speaker 4: told him the bed sheets sorry and this. I don't

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Speaker 4: of that, other than feel very weird at the opposite

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Speaker 4: a now middle aged man talking about in his early years,

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Speaker 3: That's why my little pursed as I met you, Brian.

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Speaker 4: I think I've been here before. If what am I doing?

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Speaker 4: Leaning in Brian? It's so powerful to see you like

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Speaker 4: this last time I saw you on my pedo caase. Anyway, Patsy,

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Speaker 4: do you have Did you have your own sort of

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Speaker 4: branded bed sheets such as Patrina Jones News?

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Speaker 5: No, not sheets, but I had no. I had a

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Speaker 5: Holy Hobby quilt. Holly Hobby was huge.

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Speaker 5: No, not the black and white days? And she had

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Speaker 5: Hobby and you could get cups and mugs in all

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Speaker 5: the paraphernalia, Jackson.

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Speaker 4: Said a quick look Italian not impressed.

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Speaker 3: Just like basic generic girl illustration not very exciting. Well

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Speaker 3: did you have jack Ninja, Turtles Shadow?

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Speaker 4: Who is your favorite?

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Speaker 3: I liked Michael Angelo, He's the goofy one.

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Speaker 4: All right, did anyone else have I wonder if there

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Speaker 4: are grown ups that have bad sheets now, like there

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Speaker 4: are like AFL team ones, aren't there for bad sheets?

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Speaker 3: What I'm seeing is you can buy full size it

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Speaker 3: like King super King of patent bed sheets like dinosaurs.

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Speaker 3: So I'm sure you can get them for a whole range.

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Speaker 4: Of things if you still have them. Now ninety four

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Do you have custom bed sheets? Yeah? I know kids do?

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Speaker 4: What about grown ups? Christ and I have sons of

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Speaker 4: anarchy bed sheets and douna cover that is awesome. That's intimidating.

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Speaker 4: You break into that house, you're thinking you've got some overlord,

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Speaker 4: the bikers going get out, tidy up, break it's mend

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Speaker 4: the window we just broke. I'm actually just googled I

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Speaker 4: can buy John Wick DOUNA cover. Sarah, I'm gonna get it,

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Speaker 4: and I'm going to film her reactionally, she will hit

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Speaker 4: the roof, she will she will take a gas. I've

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Speaker 4: seen it. It is shocking. It's confronting. Christian. Good morning,

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Speaker 4: Martin and craigibur and tell Jack you can remove the

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Speaker 4: drop side from some model cots. You can then change

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Speaker 4: it into a toddler bed. This might also help.

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Speaker 3: Yes, No, you have to buy extra attachment, which we

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Speaker 3: could do. We could do.

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Speaker 5: Toddler beds don't work. We had that with Ordery. It

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Speaker 5: just makes it easier for them to get out because

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Speaker 5: they're just like thirty cinnamon is off the floor.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right. It's an easy to drop down, isn't it. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: so what do you have her up in a treehouse?

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Speaker 4: Locked up in that castle like Rapunzel? Christian, My wife

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Speaker 4: and I had to have a set of millennium Falcon

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Speaker 3: We shan't judge, we are judging.

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Speaker 4: I know I was doing a radio bow. I was

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Speaker 4: like bowing down to the awesomeness and that, and he

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Speaker 4: wants us to know that the cockpit is on his side.

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Speaker 3: Lucky guy.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's takes something cool now, Michael, good morning.

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Speaker 6: Hey, how's it going, Christian?

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Speaker 4: I'm good Michael. So have you got custom bed sheets?

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Speaker 1: I do.

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Speaker 7: I'm forty four years old and I actually have a

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Speaker 7: Ninja Turtles doing the cover and pillowcase.

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Speaker 1: Get it so it's jack your jack. Trust me. You

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Speaker 1: can go out and buy one right now.

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Speaker 4: I thought that, Yeah, get good his dinosaur ones. Get

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Speaker 4: you your old heroes, Reunin the man. You and Michael Angelo.

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Speaker 3: Having problems sleeping. I'm sleeping very well.

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Speaker 4: We sleep even better in a half bed.

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Speaker 6: You'll definitely sleep better with the Ninja Turtles.

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Speaker 8: By your side.

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Speaker 3: Who's your favorite, Michael.

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Speaker 1: Michael Angelo.

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Speaker 4: Is the fan favorite, got the biggest heart because thanks

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Speaker 4: all right, Michael, thank you very much. You call. I

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Speaker 4: have a good day you. Laura, Good morning, Laura.

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Speaker 6: Good morning. I have a tweaty bird doing the cover

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Speaker 6: of bed sheets that was a single and I joined together.

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Speaker 4: Why do you go onto those? That's quite unusual one.

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Speaker 6: I love twity bird. Thought I saw a pretty.

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Speaker 4: It's a fun time right now.

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Speaker 3: And when you say you got two singles, did you

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Speaker 3: stitch them together or just lay them together side by side?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 6: I sewed them together.

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Speaker 9: Wow.

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Speaker 6: I had to actually throw out the bed sheep because

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Speaker 6: it got a bit my Doinger cover I've still got

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Speaker 6: at forty nine years older, and you got one.

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Speaker 4: Did you wash it or does stay on all year round?

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Speaker 6: No? I watched it. I rotate all my I've got

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Speaker 6: probably six Don covers and I rotate them, but not

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Speaker 1: Now the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Noise Work, Noise Work, Take you aback. Christian O'Connell's show.

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Speaker 4: God one oh four point three, just going to give

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Speaker 3: I have a disgusting stat about the Swans and coming

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Speaker 4: Series, but Jack put into contact. What about that time

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Speaker 4: the Cats just humiliated them and stole their soul? Only

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Speaker 2: Long time ago, ancient history.

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Speaker 4: By now I tell you what they sold. There were

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Speaker 4: it was, I was. It was.

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Speaker 7: It was like a fever dream, like everyone was so delirious.

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Speaker 4: And when have you ever heard that talking about their

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Speaker 3: Some really earnest about it, and I was like, kindly

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Speaker 7: We were at we went around the corner to a

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Speaker 4: That would have annoyed me immediately. Don't bring good don't

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Speaker 2: I was walking around the city that whole night.

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Speaker 4: Exactly why you have a few beers just a commissioner.

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Speaker 2: They just left. Everyone just left. It was deathly so sad.

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Speaker 4: Notice that they made such a bound jusual energy in

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Speaker 2: We literally kicked out.

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Speaker 4: At nine thirty on Friday show, we had a home

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Speaker 4: when Maria was calling. We were doing a special version

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Speaker 11: Picked up my tablet to have a look at social

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Speaker 11: But the omen of the day Hawthorn Football Club, the

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Speaker 4: Go off, and Harry came back from the dead fourteen

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Speaker 4: hours later. Hold it four. What this says to me

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Speaker 4: is somehow do you remember we have that oh mind?

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Speaker 4: Do you remember that animal psych it we had on

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Speaker 4: the show? Said the idea, do we get it back

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Speaker 4: to chat to Henry. He's obviously got the gift of calling.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Christian, good on, I went back from Europe and back

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Speaker 4: to work today. What a joy it is to hear

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Speaker 4: your voices again. Oh what a lovely message. Thank you

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Speaker 4: very much. All right, let's find out how everybody's weekend went.

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Speaker 2: Send Christian test.

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Speaker 12: Us and see its words or less telling.

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Speaker 2: About your week? Did you watch the Hawks? Are buy

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Speaker 2: a new dress?

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Speaker 10: Rhyme?

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Speaker 4: Or well it didn't? Jack is the answer to the question.

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Speaker 4: It's not just randon. I mean did you make it today?

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Speaker 4: You could have had it. It makeing a bit more personal.

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Speaker 4: Did you cheer on the Hawks or did you cry

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Speaker 4: cheer them off? Hang on? Was this made Friday?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: This is.

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Speaker 4: The oldest radio thing. Ricky, want to get out early?

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Speaker 4: Get ready for your little Swany's next name. We went

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Speaker 4: six word weekend, Patsy, what's your six word weekend? How

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Speaker 5: Yes, it's still ongoing, so probably yep, that's it. I

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Speaker 4: Old recovery, isn't it yep? Yeah, yeah, yeah, tell me

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Speaker 3: No, but he is.

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Speaker 5: Getting in and out of the shower himself, which is

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Speaker 5: you know, every day is new things.

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Speaker 3: And rehab exercises to do.

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Speaker 5: He will have it. Can't even do rehab yet, like

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Speaker 4: So did he as keyhole surgery or they opened him

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Speaker 5: We're talking to Lee, our next door Naby yesterday about

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Speaker 5: He was walking like the second day, insane.

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Speaker 4: Noise of it. When you compare them to another man.

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Speaker 4: He seems pretty fat looking. He was walking within ten

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Speaker 3: Lee from next Oh my god, oh god.

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Speaker 5: It just puts into a perspective how tricky these miniscous

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Speaker 4: So the anterior cruise ship we're talking, No, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I forget something somewhere in the miniscus.

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Speaker 4: it's great.

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Speaker 5: We're just getting some quotes. It blew over in the

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Speaker 4: So who's responsibility is it?

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Speaker 5: Well, it's both. We'll go halves right.

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Speaker 4: Because some people refuse. Oh no, people all out with

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Speaker 5: No, we've got great neighbors.

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Speaker 4: Actually, these lovely is it shiny ly year? Look at

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Speaker 3: I'm going to go over there again about the titanium.

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Speaker 4: So what was he diamonds in?

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Speaker 3: You know what?

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Speaker 5: The love girl was very angry with me yesterday.

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Speaker 4: To leave Chris. I see you out there laughing like that.

441
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Speaker 4: You don't laugh like that with me. I've got no knee.

442
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Speaker 3: Well, Chris is peering through.

443
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Speaker 5: Do you guys flip your mattresses like yours?

444
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Speaker 4: You're meant to you like every three or six months?

445
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,639
Speaker 5: Yeah, three or six months anyway?

446
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Speaker 4: Do that party house?

447
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Speaker 5: Was you awaken?

448
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,760
Speaker 4: I thought I can that's not part of his rehabit

449
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Speaker 4: is it? Flip a mattress?

450
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:50,600
Speaker 5: I did it myself.

451
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Speaker 4: Blood, Yeah, well done, pats they are. It's a beast

452
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Speaker 4: of a job. You didn't hate yourself.

453
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Speaker 5: He was very Annoyedies, like, where have you been? I said,

454
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Speaker 5: I just flipped you.

455
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Speaker 4: You don't do that?

456
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Speaker 3: Silent there?

457
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Speaker 4: Right, I have to do it when my son's and

458
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Speaker 4: it's a lot of noise in here.

459
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Speaker 3: You sure you didn't have in their help?

460
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Speaker 4: Again, you show me what those knees can do. Live

461
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Speaker 4: from the kneknees.

462
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Speaker 5: Let me just film it from it disgusting on the

463
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Speaker 5: wrong part.

464
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Speaker 4: Absolutely, let's go down the right path of us. So

465
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Speaker 4: you have to do it by yourself.

466
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Speaker 5: I did it all by myself, and I get it

467
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Speaker 5: in about three turns. It was just getting it shoulder

468
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Speaker 5: under it. No, no, no, I just bend the knees like

469
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Speaker 5: you say, and once I got it up on the

470
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Speaker 5: bed head and kind of use the BedHead to swivel

471
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Speaker 5: it around like a lazy Susan sort of deal. So

472
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Speaker 5: it's clipped.

473
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Speaker 4: You're right, there's so much you have to use. You

474
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,199
Speaker 4: have to think about it, don't you, Because you do

475
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Speaker 4: one move where you start to get a corner up. Wize,

476
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Speaker 4: I'm sort of trapped in what's the smart next one?

477
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Speaker 4: You start to rehear in your head If I go there,

478
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Speaker 4: it's going to flip back on me. They are horrible

479
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 4: things to move, aren't they They are? There's not there

480
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Speaker 4: someone in there working against you.

481
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Speaker 5: And then you have to get it just right because

482
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Speaker 5: if you don't push it far enough on the corner,

483
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Speaker 5: it flips back into its little shell, doesn't it.

484
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Speaker 4: Do you know what? Maybe we should have a mattress

485
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Speaker 4: flipping competition show who is Melbourne's quickest mattress flipper?

486
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Speaker 1: But Christian Connell show podcast.

487
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Speaker 4: I'm doing six word weekend tell us a story of

488
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Speaker 4: your weekend is six words. We spoke to a legend

489
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Speaker 4: on Friday, Kirkstone firefighter, like many firefighters, doing the bigger

490
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Speaker 4: fire climb over the weekend, twenty eight floors.

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Speaker 3: Twenty eight floors. Yeah, he is having to do it

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Speaker 3: in ten minutes.

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Speaker 4: Yep, we have good news. So Kirk was on Friday,

494
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Speaker 4: I think it was. Is he fifty this year his

495
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Speaker 4: ninth time he's done this, So it's twenty eight floors

496
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Speaker 4: up the crowd metropol with twenty five kilos of breathing

497
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Speaker 4: apparators on their back as well. Christian. I did a

498
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Speaker 4: stair climb over the weekend successfully. My time was eight

499
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Speaker 4: minutes thirty four.

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Speaker 3: Smashed it on.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, that's so quick, twenty eight floors with twenty

502
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Speaker 4: five kilos of gear on your back as well. Get this.

503
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Speaker 4: The fastest time of the day was three minutes thirty five.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, who is to loving impossible?

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Speaker 4: Okay, who is doing that? You know he was? I

506
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Speaker 4: think he was about seven hundred dollars month. We spoke

507
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Speaker 4: to on Friday and he's hoping to get a thousand

508
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Speaker 4: thanks to everyone who donated who heard him, because he's

509
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Speaker 4: made thirteen hundred, which is really about it. If you

510
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Speaker 4: want a support as well, Kirkstone, you can find it there.

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Speaker 4: But well done, buddy, that's amazing. All right. My six

512
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Speaker 4: word weekend is I need an appointment now. Yesterday I

513
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Speaker 4: was invited to meet my twenty old daughter for lunch. Normally,

514
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 4: your kids are just when they're at home and that

515
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Speaker 4: they're just available. You don't arrange a time to meet them.

516
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Speaker 4: They're just as soon as you get the house. They're

517
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Speaker 4: just there. Now. Actually, we're the point now when I

518
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Speaker 4: have a twenty ro old she doesn't live at home anymore.

519
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Speaker 4: I've been invited to meet her today at one o'clock

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Speaker 4: for lunch, which I'm looking forward to. I'm very excited

521
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Speaker 4: us about that. She's booked me in so I said, oh, look,

522
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Speaker 4: I'll book it for twelve. She's like, no, I'm in

523
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Speaker 4: the real world. We at midday. You know, if you

524
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Speaker 4: get up at four shoes, I'm not. No one's hungry

525
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Speaker 4: for lunch at midday, apart from you and your team

526
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Speaker 4: of those strange hours.

527
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Speaker 3: Actually waiting for lunch at one o'clock, I find that difficult.

528
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Speaker 4: Eleven thirty, yes, yes, So it's going to be a

529
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Speaker 4: stretch for me to I'm going to be angry when

530
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Speaker 4: I catch up with my two old torture today at

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Speaker 4: what at one o'clock? Jackie boy, what's your six word weekend?

532
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Speaker 3: I can't believe it's happened again. I've got another screw

533
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Speaker 3: in my tire.

534
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Speaker 4: No, what are the chances that the same tire.

535
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 3: Different tire? So last week it was the rear driver's side,

536
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,200
Speaker 3: now it's the front driver's side.

537
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Speaker 4: Do you think it's radio sabotage? Something's up can jan

538
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Speaker 4: take out the game?

539
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 5: So where have you been?

540
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Speaker 3: I've not been driving in building sites or screw heavy

541
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Speaker 3: areas that I know.

542
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Speaker 5: I know that is bizarre.

543
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 3: So I texted Lockie last night and the new guy

544
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 3: on the team he fixed it last week. I said,

545
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Speaker 3: bring the same kit in again.

546
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Speaker 4: Well, I swarked him over the weekend about show stuff,

547
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,639
Speaker 4: not with my and the dude, about mending my tires

548
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:02,959
Speaker 4: or picking up my joy cleaning.

549
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 3: But he did such a good job. He knows the

550
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Speaker 3: car some one off on his first day here.

551
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Speaker 4: You know, you give someone a little opportunity like that

552
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 4: to get some good will on the team. He doesn't

553
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,360
Speaker 4: then go back again. So has he brought it in again?

554
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,239
Speaker 3: He's brought it in against a lot to do.

555
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,679
Speaker 4: We're on boarding it more if they called it in

556
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,159
Speaker 4: business circles. At the moment, his on boarding isn't part

557
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 4: of do the same time.

558
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Speaker 3: I have to I'm losing air every hour. I'm losing

559
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,439
Speaker 3: three perci per day at the moment.

560
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Speaker 4: We can't have that tracking up until the right team.

561
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Speaker 4: We can't. Lucky, you better get that kit back out there.

562
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 4: How long did it take me in last sum About twenty.

563
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 3: Minutes, not even I reckon he was done in ten.

564
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Speaker 4: Oh he's not done it now? What's he waiting for him? There?

565
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,919
Speaker 4: So this is the same time. It's the same thing

566
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Speaker 4: that's happened exactly, the same thing has happened again.

567
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Speaker 3: Something happened and it's never happened to me before.

568
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Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.

569
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Speaker 4: Christian I Can beat Jack's story of two punch and Tires.

570
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Speaker 4: I have been rear ended four times. The last time

571
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Speaker 4: I started at the roundabout to give way to a

572
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 4: car already there. The car come behind me. He was

573
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 4: also watched. The car didn't notice me until too late.

574
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 4: My car was off the road for two weeks while

575
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Speaker 4: the rear end was rebuilt. Two days after I get

576
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Speaker 4: the car back, I was on duty had a tourist

577
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 4: railway workout, and right before the departure I heard by

578
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 4: Chad called out over the PA. I went to the

579
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 4: office to see what's wrong. It'ste for good news, is it? Yeah?

580
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 4: They're calling your name out. Your adgistration is not like, oh,

581
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 4: you've want to start? You want to push. When he

582
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:31,159
Speaker 4: offered to see what was wrong, an elderly man turned

583
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 4: and said he just backed into my car, which is

584
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Speaker 4: like technically impossible. It was just parked innocent.

585
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Speaker 3: The rear end was just rebuilt.

586
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 4: Yep again Christian had to be rebuilt. Third time was

587
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Speaker 4: hit when stationing at some lights. Other car was doing

588
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 4: seventy when he hit me. I was lucky you only

589
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 4: come away with minor whipmash. Naturally, this wrote the car off.

590
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 4: That's unbelievable. Five years later I was rear ended in

591
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Speaker 4: my next car line the roundabout Craig. There is quite

592
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Speaker 4: some story.

593
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Speaker 3: Funny at what point of you slimon the breaks too hard?

594
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, all right, So we're looking for stories are

595
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 4: being too big or too small. After coming into work

596
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 4: today I saw a massive tradey folded into a car

597
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 4: that was way too small from a little of the arras.

598
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,199
Speaker 4: He was a really big guy, and he had his

599
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 4: window down, the driving window down so we can actually

600
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Speaker 4: get some more of him outside of the car to

601
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Speaker 4: create some room around that steering wheel. He looked like

602
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Speaker 4: it actually looked like mister incredible. We had the fleur

603
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Speaker 4: row on and all the gear. It really uncomfortable. His

604
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 4: head was like bent almost touching the steering wheel.

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00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 3: I've got a story, but it's going to sound like

606
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 3: a humble brag. I'm just going to flag that up front.

607
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Speaker 3: Line's about being too big for a private jet.

608
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Speaker 4: Oh few, someone else is going to come was like

609
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 4: this in the same cane shape. Phew, oh good times,

610
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 4: good guys, all right. Sometimes when he right at the

611
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 4: edge of a precipice, no, no to what happened.

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Speaker 3: So when we're doing Hamish and Andy, we're in a

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Speaker 3: band together. We did a private jet tour where we

614
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Speaker 3: flew around the east coast of Australa in a private jet,

615
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Speaker 3: which you think would be lavish, but all three of

616
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Speaker 3: us were too big for the private jets.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god. Sorry for the successful people.

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Speaker 3: So you had to crime a river, you had to

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Speaker 3: sit and cracks.

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Speaker 4: A private jet where they bring you drinks and food. Wow, Kirsty,

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Speaker 4: good morning.

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Speaker 13: Hi, how are you going.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good, Kirsty. So we're too big or too small?

624
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Speaker 4: Too big?

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Speaker 13: I once saw the Harlem Globetrotters on a jet stuff flight.

626
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Speaker 4: I mean, that is exactly what we're looking for, isn't it.

627
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Speaker 4: Very tall people, pretty crammed conditions to city. Why are

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Speaker 4: they find exactly on their legends?

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Speaker 13: They were flying from Melbourne to Hobert. I guess there's

630
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Speaker 13: not a bigger plane that goes from Melbourne to Hobart

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Speaker 13: on one of their too.

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Speaker 4: What's the whole teams in the aisle seats going down

633
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Speaker 4: for thirty two rows? They're all just got ile please

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Speaker 4: I please ile please No.

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Speaker 13: No, they were just sort of like squished into all

636
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Speaker 13: the seats because I guess there's only like what six

637
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Speaker 13: with any leg room, and the rest of them were

638
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Speaker 13: like walking down the aisle just ducking together the things.

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Speaker 4: Yeah awesome, what a sight. Yeah yeah, folding themselves the

640
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Speaker 4: light in the overhead lockers. But they're doing that in

641
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Speaker 4: the seat. Kirsty, thank you very much for the story, mate,

642
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 4: have a good day being too big or too small

643
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 4: nine four one four one oh four three and if

644
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 4: you've got a really big first world problem as well.

645
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show, Miss hurd Lyric's coming up in five

647
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Speaker 4: minutes time any day now. My uh, you purchased that

648
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Speaker 4: I'd gone online after seeing and a very very powerful

649
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 4: you would do the same thing TV infomercial in the

650
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Speaker 4: early hours of the morning for this The Grease Police

651
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Speaker 4: Greece and grime build up in no time.

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Speaker 8: Stop struggling to clean the grease and call the police,

653
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Speaker 8: the grease police.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you mean you've got no You've got no option.

655
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Speaker 4: You call the police. You make that call. How many

656
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Speaker 4: of us young lads got one of these? A chin

657
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 4: up system in a doorway in the bedroom. You want it,

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Speaker 4: We got it. You got a door You gotta gem

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Speaker 4: get bigger, harder and stronger with the all new powerful

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Speaker 4: like that, There's something something two hundred, There's something something

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Speaker 4: two thousand. Christian I bought the ab roller from a

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Speaker 4: TV infomercial. Many of us went for those, used it

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Speaker 4: twice and then they lived in hard rubbish for a while. Christian,

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Speaker 4: my father in law brought from a TV advert the

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Speaker 4: transformer ladder. Still won't stop talking about how life changing

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Speaker 4: is I wondering, what's a transformer ladder?

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Speaker 5: Three pieces?

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Speaker 4: Jack?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it just like folds into like you can fold

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Speaker 3: it up into an a frame, it into a platform. No,

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Speaker 3: you see even me retelling it. You're ready to buy it.

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Speaker 4: I'm buying it.

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Speaker 5: So the Stanley knifef letters, Oh yeah, God, any different

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Speaker 5: uses you.

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Speaker 4: Gotta get on this straightaway, Cam Christian. I bought the

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Speaker 4: Time Life. I'm in the Time Life magazine nineteen eighties

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Speaker 4: CDs yesterday to my ancient technology. Yesterday I was having

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Speaker 4: my wife. She's got to get a resume together, and

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Speaker 4: she must have find an old copy of her resume, right,

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Speaker 4: and it's from quite a few years ago. On it,

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Speaker 4: she's saying some of her core skills are she's very

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Speaker 4: efficient with a CD ROM Well, okay, time traveler, pot

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Speaker 4: away and how are you with then, Carter? Because you

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Speaker 4: don't know what kind of role you might be walking into,

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Speaker 4: young Madam Christian bought the lawn Mouse. Never heard of

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Speaker 4: the lawn mouse washing crystals. Not heard of those either,

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Speaker 4: nonstick iron pan. Happy with it? No, here are some

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Speaker 4: other ones we found right, I've got no idea what

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Speaker 4: some of these are.

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Speaker 14: Are you tired of using grocery bags or products that

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Speaker 4: What is in that piece?

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Speaker 3: It's like steel poops. Yeah, like a.

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Speaker 4: Like a kind of what like a chastity belt. The

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Speaker 4: fun thing at the end of the world because it

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Speaker 15: It extends your reach of full eighteen inches.

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Speaker 2: It follows then.

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Speaker 3: A big eye certainly has its advantages and its disadvantages.

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Speaker 4: This is a great product, one hundred percent. You could

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Speaker 4: reach from the back of your ass.

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Speaker 3: So it's like it's specially with toilet paper on theater.

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Speaker 4: Yes, ah wow. The problem isn't the lack of length

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Speaker 4: in your arm. The problem is anyway, let's ever listen

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Speaker 4: to this one.

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Speaker 8: your putting every time you take care of your other business.

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Speaker 8: Just aim and shoot the ball into the cup. Just

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Speaker 8: think all that extra practice every time you.

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Speaker 4: Visit the job. I mean, it's probably what the Earl

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Speaker 4: Woods had tigered him from a very very young age.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Christian, I've got to transformer ladder. It is actually life changing, Christian.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to transform on my ladder. Best ladder ever built.

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Speaker 4: I've just googled it. I'm on the website now transform

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Speaker 4: ladder again, just like Nike. Just to what a great

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Speaker 4: they draw me in with this genius marketing slogan. Need

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Speaker 4: a new ladder. Oh, I can't resisting. It's like ah

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Speaker 4: be to a honey well. You're drawing me in with

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Speaker 4: the tractor beams, aircraft great and aluminum. Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: this is what they make planes out, Sarah. Lifetime warranty

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Speaker 4: will outlive me. I'll leave it in my will to

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Speaker 4: the next generation, to my grandchildren.

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Speaker 3: I live their grandchildren, their grandchildren.

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Speaker 4: And then it goes to over one hundred thousand happy customers. Incredible, right,

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Speaker 4: they've got just a random one of those right here,

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Speaker 4: Franco that is, who would review a ladder A trasformer ladder,

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Speaker 4: best ladder on the market, simply the best ladder I've

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Speaker 4: ever used. Is everything is cracked up to be? Hey, ladder,

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Speaker 4: you're everything you would cracked up to me. I thought

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Speaker 4: it was another of hype, but you are a lega

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Speaker 4: justice Wall stand off makes it incredible value. I am

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Speaker 4: getting on the moment the show wraps. All right, let's

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Speaker 4: get into today's Missa lyrics.

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Speaker 16: It's just another misshardanay Christian O'Connell's miss Heard lyrics.

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Speaker 4: Never had a ladder that I can do one of

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Speaker 4: those platforms. What's that cool chat where it's.

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Speaker 3: Like, yeah, called a platform?

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Speaker 4: Is it? Oh my?

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Speaker 3: What do you need of boys?

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Speaker 4: I might set up. I don't have a cup of tea.

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Speaker 4: You know, sometimes you see sort of middle aged people

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Speaker 4: like me just having a cup of tea out that

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Speaker 4: front and just staring at people going by, trying to

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Speaker 4: trying to catch conversation people. That's me on a platform.

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Speaker 4: Though it's interesting, it's a talking point. Maybe I'll do

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Speaker 4: a chat show one line up there. You know I

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Speaker 4: can have guests that can and troy me join me now,

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Speaker 4: I'll just make some more room. Join me now, platform, yes,

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Speaker 4: all right, Mishard lyrics. Every Monday, we play back your

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Speaker 4: misheard lyrics as we're playing them back if we agree

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Speaker 4: with what you think you're mishearing, if we don't hear it.

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Speaker 4: And for the great ones, that's Hall of Fame. Recent

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Speaker 4: Hall of famers from Miguel behind Blue Eyes cover version

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Speaker 4: of the Who's Song by Limp Biscuit. As my carture

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Speaker 4: seems to be as musis. Craig had this one from

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Speaker 4: Sandy Tom. I wish I was a punk rocker. I

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Speaker 4: wish I was a prawn cracker with flowers in my head.

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Speaker 2: Rocker.

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Speaker 4: All right, this give us the brand new ones. We

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Speaker 4: go to Laura dal Pozzo Christian. I don't know if

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Speaker 4: you accept different languages in your miss her lyrics, but

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Speaker 4: I do have one from Peace Blossom Boogie Babe Rainbow.

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Speaker 4: This is gonna stretch my very limited French ala Venice,

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Speaker 4: which is French of course, for let's go to Venice

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Speaker 4: or is it Hallo Albanese is Albanese? Yes, we're hearing

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Speaker 4: it Lauren day Prior has been listening to some tones

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Speaker 4: and I fly away? Is it me? Is it you?

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Speaker 4: Is it fear?

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Speaker 9: Is it you?

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Speaker 8: Is it? Or?

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Speaker 4: Is it me? Is it you? Is it beer?

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Speaker 8: Is it you?

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Speaker 4: Is it be Yes?

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Speaker 3: Is it you?

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Speaker 4: Is it be Yes? Well done, Dave, since Hall of Favor,

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Speaker 4: Natalie's got some Delta gudrun predictable. How you never change,

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Speaker 4: You won't get away with loving me?

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Speaker 9: Now you change, you won't get away.

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Speaker 4: Or as Delta saying, how you never change, you won't

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Speaker 4: get away with lemonade?

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Speaker 9: Now you never change, you won't get away.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh my god, that's a great one. You

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Speaker 4: won't get away with lemonade.

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Speaker 9: You change, you won't get.

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Speaker 4: Christian? Remember this, remember this song you were talking about it?

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Speaker 4: Luke coms be careful what you wish for The original line,

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Speaker 4: I was green and bursting at the seams.

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Speaker 2: That was green and bursting hand this scene.

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Speaker 4: According to Dan, I was creaming, bursting at the seams

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Speaker 4: that was green and bursting hand. This scene, we don't

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Speaker 4: want to collage more like that Cherrelle Stick season by

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Speaker 4: Noah Kahn, and I saw your mom, she forgot I

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Speaker 4: existed sockerer Mom she forgot that I exist? Or is

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Speaker 4: he saying it sounds like he is soccer mom? She

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Speaker 4: forgot I existed? Socker mom. All right, as always emailed

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Speaker 4: me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au your mishurts.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: All right, So as Finals fever is here now and over.

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Speaker 4: The next couple of weeks is all heading towards the

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Speaker 4: Grand Final. Grand Final week. We have our own thing

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Speaker 4: we're going to do in the show. We call this

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Speaker 4: the hand Final. We have twenty Bosh front loading washing

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Speaker 4: machines to give away. Okay, the worth each one is

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Speaker 4: worth just under two thousand dollars or thanks to in us.

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Speaker 4: We have twenty of these to give away. We're going

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Speaker 4: to give them away in one show. How that's going

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Speaker 4: to work. We're going to transform our soulless boardroom here

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Speaker 4: into some kind of sports field of dreams. What are

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Speaker 4: those dreams? They're your dreams of owning a Bosh front

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Speaker 4: loading a washing machine. How do we get in? Why

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Speaker 4: is it called the hand Final? Have you not gone

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Speaker 4: ahead and put all this together away? You're going to

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Speaker 4: have the hand all the ball into guess what you

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Speaker 4: got it? You haven't got it yet into a bosh

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Speaker 4: front loading washing machine. It's got that hole just a

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Speaker 4: bit bigger than the ball, so you can get it in.

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Speaker 4: It's not going to be we're gonna have them. What

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Speaker 4: you reckon about six up in the air? Ye, it

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Speaker 4: needs to be it's too high.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is if you're hand casting chess hard.

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Speaker 4: To atol player when we haven't yet seen before that

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Speaker 4: they're going to find the off season, the DS are

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Speaker 4: working on some mega human right now. So nine foot dudes,

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Speaker 4: watch out, gone, You've got support from above you. It's

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Speaker 4: going to be ten ft up in the air.

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Speaker 3: I think I think chess.

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Speaker 4: Chest height is relative. What's the sampled chess height four

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Speaker 4: and a half feet? Yeah? Five feet?

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Speaker 3: What hell you want to be of an arc?

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Speaker 4: Don't eat to the handball? Okay, you just don't want

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Speaker 4: to be because they're just gonna If it's on the floor,

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Speaker 4: norm why people will just lob it in.

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Speaker 3: No, you can't be on the floor. Has to be

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Speaker 3: one bosh on top of another that makes the perfect.

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Speaker 4: Height, and then there's another bosh on top. I don't know,

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Speaker 4: just that looks nice? Just I don't want I have

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Speaker 4: my platform ladder. What's up to me? Jack?

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Speaker 3: We've got so many bus we don't know what to

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Speaker 3: do with those.

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Speaker 4: Stack them on top of each other, just to sits

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Speaker 4: in giggles. Now, Riom has been busy over the weekend. Okay,

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Speaker 4: making something. When I say something, I mean making something.

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Speaker 4: Look it's a start sometimes, isn't it. You know, creativity

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Speaker 4: is an iteration. But this is the first draft of

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Speaker 4: a couple I think. Look, no, you don't begin something

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Speaker 4: with looks women. It's a great novel that begins. Look,

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Speaker 4: it was the best of times, the worst of times.

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Speaker 4: It gets there, God said, Look on the seventh day rest.

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Speaker 3: Look it was three stepped on top of each other.

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Speaker 4: Okay, first draft.

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Speaker 2: Look, if you had.

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Speaker 4: One shut.

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Speaker 1: One handball.

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Speaker 7: To win the washing machine you always wanted on the

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Speaker 7: Christian O'Connell show, you.

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Speaker 4: Don't sound.

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Speaker 12: Or just let it slip, forget about it, wash your

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Speaker 12: machine gun light on the street.

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Speaker 4: My cousins saw you out. You're gonna go to give

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Speaker 4: away we have you got the golden hand to win

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Speaker 4: them away.

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Speaker 2: You didn't even like the intro.

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Speaker 3: You're not gonna like.

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Speaker 10: Today.

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Speaker 4: Cancel or burns. No swimming on that laptop ball.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what's going to get people excited? All some pre

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Speaker 3: ambo not just that?

885
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 4: Look you ever heard of movie trader just beginning. Look

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Speaker 4: there was a time of suffering. Look what am I

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Speaker 4: gonna see?

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Speaker 3: If you had.

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00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 4: One shots, one hand, bore busy in the morning.

890
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 7: To win the washing machine you always wanted on the

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Speaker 7: Christian O'Connell show.

892
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 3: Would you get it in or just let it slip?

893
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:23,439
Speaker 4: I'm with Jack. Listen, Jack just did a sign shoe

894
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 4: you you know, and you wipe the blackboard. Let's just

895
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 4: take all this gibberish off here. But look it starts here.

896
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 4: Look look shortened, gaps, more energy in the lyrics, and

897
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Speaker 4: start rapping today. Just let that free star rapping come

898
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 4: out of you like eight mile him sound come on

899
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 4: eight killing me to Rio? All right, so that we've

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Speaker 4: got to sort of do it more work Jack now

901
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,319
Speaker 4: sort of resetting it up or where Rio's dractors back

902
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 4: down to. It's create a bit of a strange vibe.

903
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Speaker 4: Going to be honest, I had dreams last night this

904
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Speaker 4: was going to be a high impact to launch. You know,

905
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 4: people are going to be talking about we've one the

906
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 4: grand Final. We've never got a brand. You've got twenty

907
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Speaker 4: washing machines. You hand all it in, you put it

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00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,720
Speaker 4: all together. Bang, it's a big launch.

909
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 3: Well you could explain it without the pauses.

910
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:25,760
Speaker 4: Look, twenty washing machines. That's so easy. A parking bus.

911
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 4: Look calling now nine four one four one oh four three?

912
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 4: Are you going to win it yourself or lose it yourself?

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Speaker 6: Right?

914
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 4: All right? Two waists. No sporting prowess is needed for this,

915
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 4: so carton, come on down. No sporting prowess is needed.

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Speaker 4: We don't even have an age limit to me.

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 3: You can be a child a child, You can be

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Speaker 3: a child, or you could be one hundred years old.

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Speaker 4: Wow, okay, it's really brought this. You haven't out with

921
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Speaker 4: this music because Friday's mine. Now okay, he's doing his best.

922
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Speaker 4: He's rapping, okay, jacking m nine four one four one

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Speaker 4: o four three. If you want to take part, if

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Speaker 4: you're still listening, reruined it.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Get ready for our hand final. You get one shot.

927
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Speaker 4: I've got twenty washing machines.

928
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 2: Look if you had.

929
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Speaker 4: One shot.

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Speaker 7: One handball, Yeah, to win the washing machine you always

931
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Speaker 7: wanted On the Christian o'connells show, Would you.

932
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 4: Get it in or just let it slip?

933
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Speaker 8: Alright?

934
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Speaker 4: First twenty to get it in? Win these bosh washing machines, Chrissy,

935
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Speaker 4: you fantasy coming and having go in the hand? Final?

936
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Speaker 6: Yes, I need.

937
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Speaker 4: And what makes you think you can do it? You're

938
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Speaker 4: only gonna get one shot.

939
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Speaker 11: Well, my grandpa wrote the Richmond Game song title, and

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Speaker 11: so I think that's a pretty good shot.

941
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Speaker 6: We're pretty pretty conscious in this family.

942
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Speaker 4: So that's what first call. I think the original lyric is. Look,

943
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Speaker 4: you know this is tiger yellow and black Chrissy the

944
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Speaker 4: first one through?

945
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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you so much, Christian Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 4: Christian. Another suggestion for Rio when he gets back in

947
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Speaker 4: the studio today for Hamble Final, what about born to

948
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Speaker 4: Hamble Baby, on to Hamble Baby and someone else saying

949
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Speaker 4: what about Hamble Wizard to Pinball Wizard? Is organized? Why

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Speaker 4: they're just trying to help you out? You know.

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Speaker 7: How?

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Speaker 4: Shul Let's play this time way today looking for your

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Speaker 4: sesame street movies and up for grams double pass to

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Speaker 4: see Brian Adams. Brian Adams is bringing his So Happy

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Speaker 4: It Hurts tour to Melbourne's Rod Labor Arena February the

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Speaker 4: sixth with James Arthur. Get your tickets now. For details

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Speaker 4: head to Frontier Touring dot dot com.

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Speaker 3: You already got your tickets passed?

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Speaker 5: You bet?

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00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 4: I have nothing else? Just oh no, I do.

961
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,399
Speaker 5: And they cost a fortune, but that doesn't matter.

962
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Speaker 3: That's okay? Is your favorite artist?

963
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's a costs an investment in your happy happy,

964
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Speaker 4: It hurts, it's almost painful. All right? Today, then we're

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Speaker 4: looking for your Sesame Street movies. What are you watching

966
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 4: down on Sesame Street Weekend at Burton Ernie's Silver Nightmare

967
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 4: on Elmo Street? You come up with that one, sil

968
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 4: Seniors level Cookie, Monster's Balls as Monsters Ball Cookies, Silver

969
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 4: Plat and hurt Locker. Great movie, isn't it? Yeah? What

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Speaker 4: about in the old Burt Loocker of acistential playing down there?

971
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Speaker 4: Oral Bertie Boy's Got Secrets by Prince Jackie Boy. Sesame

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Speaker 4: Street Movies, I've got bert on a.

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Speaker 16: Wire, the White Gold, Ernie Scissor Hands, that's good Gold

974
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Speaker 16: Grover Field of a Covivilleield.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Bronze and Almo and Louiseise is going very good.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 4: Today's World Sesame Street Day top five most beloved Sesame

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Speaker 4: Street characters, according to a worldwide survey of seven thousand people.

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Speaker 3: Almo has to be at number one.

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00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 4: Wow done, Jackie.

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00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:52,360
Speaker 5: Boy, Big Bird second, third, Oh, I'm.

982
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Speaker 4: Surprised by number two.

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Speaker 3: Ask you the grauge.

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00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 4: No, not even in the not even in the five.

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Speaker 4: I'm stunned at there.

986
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,919
Speaker 5: Surely it couldn't be, mister enough love figures should be high.

987
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 4: Not in the top five. Glaring admission. Grover at number five,

988
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 4: Cookie Monster at four. Come, I hate Kermer?

989
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 3: Why he did like you?

990
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 4: Doesn't matter? Not very good one, I don't I never

991
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Speaker 4: rated Kermit?

992
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Speaker 5: What about the count?

993
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 4: Count? The count was great, The count was great. But no,

994
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Speaker 4: not in the top five Grover, Cookie Monster, Big burd

995
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 4: number three, carry me and number two shut up? And

996
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 4: then at number one, Elmo. I have a rated curler,

997
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 4: all right? I know hot take his take around in

998
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Speaker 4: town and he was jumping.

999
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:38,760
Speaker 3: Was he on the muppets?

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Speaker 14: Was on.

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Speaker 4: A side, buddy, pick a side? Think about it, just

1002
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 4: stay with it today, you'll come back to me. God

1003
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Speaker 4: damn it, Christian. I started watching it on YouTube. Guy,

1004
00:50:52,040 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 4: that's all right and happy? All right? Then, we're looking

1005
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 4: for your sesame street movies. Many stare up Birds, Gold,

1006
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 4: Grouching Tiger, Hidden Track, Gold Chitty Chitty, Big Bird, Silver, Oskarheimer, Burting,

1007
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Speaker 4: Miss Daisy, No shocking the important of being. These are

1008
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 4: very good Shinzy are well done, the Big Lagrouch, Ski

1009
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 4: Silver Burnernie Maker, Porno children's characters. I'd hate to see

1010
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 4: the two fellers like that for cash. What happens to them? Burn?

1011
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 4: They're only fans, No they're not. No, that's right, They're

1012
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 4: on Ernie fans. This is how we do it. Dude,

1013
00:51:55,719 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 4: where's my Oscar bron the Beaker, Juice speaker, juice speaker?

1014
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,320
Speaker 4: Who is that Teresa? Well done, Terse we need in

1015
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 4: a minute for the winner.

1016
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:10,280
Speaker 3: I'm just worried that beaker with more of a muppet character.

1017
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 4: He told me and I got told off. Not really

1018
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 4: on the actually have a look at my bed sheets later,

1019
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:25,319
Speaker 4: Me myself and Ernie Silver instead of Joe Joe Burt.

1020
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 4: The simple ones for the funny stem was set see

1021
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 4: through mister snuffle up Agus on a plane, Gonzo in

1022
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Speaker 4: sixty seconds, Gold broke back Counting Mountain. He's counting. Broke

1023
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 4: back counting is great Christian Alien Prometheus was a good movie.

1024
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:48,319
Speaker 4: What about Alien Snuffle Up? You'll just put suff at

1025
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 4: the end, op and elbow silver, Yeah, all right? Who

1026
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 4: is after c Brian Adams where they want it?

1027
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Speaker 14: Or not?

1028
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 3: Done to Shinzia for the importance of being Ernie.

1029
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Speaker 4: Well done.

1030
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1031
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Speaker 4: I didn't realize that me saying I didn't I didn't

1032
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,359
Speaker 4: like as a kid Kermit. It was a hot take,

1033
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 4: But that's the world we live in now. If it's

1034
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,479
Speaker 4: a hot take, that's my hot take Kermit. I didn't

1035
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 4: care for Kermit, while I really didn't like Miss Piggy. No, no, no,

1036
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 4: I had to I'd have to leave the room when

1037
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 4: Miss Piggy was on her Mama Dad would stay in

1038
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 4: there and let me know when she left. The shi

1039
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 4: big feature just just gives me. Even now, it's a

1040
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 4: little bit sweaty in that the ebgb's Miss Piggy. The

1041
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 4: violence she was never went from her. Kermit. You know,

1042
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,720
Speaker 4: it's actually quite an abusive relationship those two. But anyway,

1043
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:42,839
Speaker 4: I know them far better characters. So that's my hot take.

1044
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 4: Tomorrow on the show do you have a hot take?

1045
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 4: Rio has a hot take where your dad.

1046
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 7: My dad has a very hot take. He thinks caged

1047
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,720
Speaker 7: eggs taste better than free ranging.

1048
00:53:56,840 --> 00:54:01,239
Speaker 4: This is right. That is harsh because it's cruel. It

1049
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 4: is cruel, and also those free range eggs taste amazing.

1050
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 4: How can you know, well, XBX.

1051
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 7: Mom buys free range eggs, but dad's always like she's

1052
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 7: got at what she.

1053
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,880
Speaker 4: Going around like the grossest girls, the cage that winter

1054
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 4: not how to do an it was woke, going crazy?

1055
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:27,239
Speaker 4: Isn't it the more anymore? Oh my god, I don't

1056
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:28,359
Speaker 4: know them. Jackie boy, if you've got.

1057
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 3: A actually you're just reminded me that my hot take

1058
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 3: would be eggs are overrated. In general, eggs are just okay.

1059
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:42,400
Speaker 1: About it.

1060
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:46,760
Speaker 4: Put them in air for a source of a meager oils,

1061
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:48,280
Speaker 4: they're okay.

1062
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,360
Speaker 5: The most versatile protein.

1063
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:55,839
Speaker 4: Oh my, well read the room, jack you know an

1064
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:56,399
Speaker 4: egg land.

1065
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 3: Let's go out for breakfast to get some SCRAMed.

1066
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,880
Speaker 4: Gene scrambled eggs with with the doka, you have.

1067
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 2: Like a brown smoothie for breakfast.

1068
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:05,719
Speaker 3: So how can you be throwing.

1069
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:07,359
Speaker 14: Yeah?

1070
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 4: Is packed with it is literally all that you've been

1071
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 4: straight out of it. In fact is it's a chicken

1072
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 4: breast you have in there, come from a great air.

1073
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Speaker 4: Thank you, Eggy Overlords Leading Egg.

1074
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Speaker 3: But I just don't think they're I think they're overhyped

1075
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Speaker 3: and over.

1076
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 4: What about Great Poast Egg Holland As.

1077
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 3: They're all rights a bit runny.

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Speaker 1: Tell you what thought, Christian Connell Show podcast