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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Woods thinks that he is the boss of goss in

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Speaker 2: this country, thinks he could be the best gossip reporter

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Speaker 2: in the country, and he's taking down every goss reporter

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Speaker 2: of goss.

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Speaker 3: He is the boss of gods lost to feed he

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Speaker 3: cannot afford. I've just runned the same word there. Let

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Speaker 3: the games begin.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. So look a trail, a trail of

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Speaker 2: broken hearts and gossip reporters who have had their reputation

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Speaker 2: pulled out, drawn and caught it in front of them.

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Speaker 2: Renee barges Don first one. Dickie Wilkins is the target

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Speaker 2: at the end of the day, but before there were

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Speaker 2: still going to get all the way through. Brooke Boney,

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Speaker 2: who you beat? Well done, Woods, Angela Bishop.

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Speaker 4: The Queen of gossip in Australian note aubt she was

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Speaker 4: a worthy adversary.

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Speaker 2: But detrouter Richard Rees.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Richard Reid was big, spends half his time in

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Speaker 4: la Yeah, but at that moment went right down to

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Speaker 4: the wine he did. But yeah, I bet it gone.

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Speaker 2: Today another step up in class as we as we

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Speaker 2: welcome at Channel Seven's the Morning Show. Peter Ford, who

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Speaker 2: joins us.

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Speaker 5: Hello, well, thank you. I thought I was the big finish.

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Speaker 5: Now I find out where we're on here that Richard

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Speaker 5: Wilkins is actually the big finish. I've spent my whole

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Speaker 5: life living off the scraps from Richard Wilkins to table

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Speaker 5: and now I'm doing free bloody appearances on Will and

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Speaker 5: Woody Show just because they couldn't get Richard Wilkins off

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Speaker 5: the day they.

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Speaker 2: Were He's down the track, Peter, don't worry about that.

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Speaker 2: He's down the track, mate, You're a stepping stone, to

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Speaker 2: put it lightly.

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Speaker 6: So.

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Speaker 2: Now, Pete, let's go into you in Twitter, because it

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Speaker 2: says on your Twitter you are the best and most

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Speaker 2: widely heard entertainment report.

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Speaker 5: Who wrote that?

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Speaker 2: Did you write that?

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Speaker 5: I wrote that?

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Speaker 4: What are your commentials? Though, Peter, one of the credentials

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Speaker 4: like it says, I mean Henley have been an in

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Speaker 4: Salmon for Oh.

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Speaker 5: Well, I've been in this game, this side of the

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Speaker 5: game for about thirty plus years and I've been to

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Speaker 5: thirty Oscars. I've been to twenty five Emmy Awards.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess I've been around at a long time

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Speaker 5: on TV and radio. So, but you know you're missing

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Speaker 5: the whole point of this, you two, because it's not

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Speaker 5: about everyone's got Google now, everyone can fake it. It's

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Speaker 5: about the delivery. And if you want to really get

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Speaker 5: this right, Woodo, it's about learning the breathing techniques of

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Speaker 5: waiting and sort of gasping a bit and then like

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Speaker 5: you're over excited and you're delivering it, and you've got

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Speaker 5: to make it sound like you're giving people the inside

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Speaker 5: information that they cannot get anywhere, even if you've just

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Speaker 5: lifted it off Google.

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Speaker 2: So can you give us an example, Peter? Can we

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Speaker 2: hear the Golden Tonsils at their critically acclaimed best Please?

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Speaker 5: All right here, I give you kid tib Look, I'm

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Speaker 5: not meant to say anything, but I'm going to do

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Speaker 5: it anyway. Oh wow, I have just had a phone

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Speaker 5: call and I'm just trying to word this properly because

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Speaker 5: I don't want to get myself into trouble. Kanye West

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Speaker 5: is dropping a new album called Donda. Now. I don't

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Speaker 5: think anybody else knows this just yet, and it is

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Speaker 5: I'm told by my exclusive sources. It actually is named

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Speaker 5: after his late mother now featured on this. I'm told

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Speaker 5: this is going to shock and upset a lot of people.

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Speaker 5: I know it, so don't come to me. But I'm

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Speaker 5: just telling you. It does feature very controversial people like

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Speaker 5: Da Baby, It does feature Chris Brown, it does feature

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Speaker 5: Marilyn Manson. These people have had really serious allegations made

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Speaker 5: against So I'm just putting it out there and sharing

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Speaker 5: it with you exclusively.

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Speaker 2: Wow, it was elusive. It's good. I was on the

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Speaker 2: edge of my safe Did I sound.

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Speaker 5: Like I was remotely interested in because that's the other thing.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes you've got to sound like you really care, so

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Speaker 5: you absolutely.

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Speaker 4: You don't give a shit about Kanye's new album.

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Speaker 5: Peter Kane, No, I find that one quite interesting.

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Speaker 2: But that's part of the key.

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Speaker 5: This is the game of hype. This is against me.

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Speaker 5: If you're serious about doing this week, I've really got

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Speaker 5: to learn that this is the game.

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Speaker 2: You've got to sell it to hear the best.

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Speaker 4: Pedaford, I mean geish to be under your wing there, Peterford.

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Speaker 4: Do you want me to be your puddle one or something?

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Speaker 5: No, No, I'm perfectly well. I've heard of this show.

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Speaker 5: I think you should concentrate on this.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 2: I love it as well. We've got Peter Ford right up.

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Speaker 5: Now you have the sucking up to on this show.

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Speaker 5: Like when you had Angela Bishop on, It's like, oh,

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Speaker 5: you know you really have the best. You're femulous. And

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Speaker 5: then Brooke Bonnie, you know you're a breath of fresh

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Speaker 5: air in this industry that really needs it. To me,

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Speaker 5: these tired old people doing it. And so when I

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Speaker 5: come on nothing, there's no can you tell us your credentials?

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Speaker 5: You actually asked me on it. Can you tell us

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Speaker 5: your career?

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Speaker 2: We didn't have the written down. We've got Peter forl

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Speaker 2: right up. Next, we're gonna go to a song before

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Speaker 2: his filibuster continues. Peter Ford in the Gossip with Woods,

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Speaker 2: stay with us, willing Woody.

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Speaker 3: He is the boss of Gods lost to Peter Ford.

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Speaker 3: He cannot afford.

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Speaker 2: That's right. Woods reckons he could be the best entitate

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Speaker 2: reporter in the country. He reckons he could be the

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Speaker 2: boss of goss. I mean the track record now speaks

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Speaker 2: for itself. For a Barge gone, Brooke Bony gone, Angela

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Speaker 2: Bishop gone, Richard Reid gone, all beaten in a Gossip Today,

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Speaker 2: A step up in class, A man who's been to

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Speaker 2: fifty five oscars, was it, Peter.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right. Well, and I met Angela and Richard.

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Speaker 5: Richard I met at the opening of the Pyramids. He

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Speaker 5: was doing the red carpet.

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Speaker 2: What is with you, guys? Like I'm in Seriously, this

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Speaker 2: is obviously just nestle into his career, and you've been

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Speaker 5: I mean, it's not a bad table to be hiding under,

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Speaker 5: just hoping scraps to for it does very nicely.

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Speaker 2: Al Right, guys, So it's the best of three this afternoon.

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Speaker 2: You both read to go yep? Okay, So names is

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Speaker 2: buzzers remembering of course. I know it sounds like you've

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Speaker 2: heard the segment before, Peter. But if you don't get

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Speaker 2: first to the answer, you can provide a tidbit on

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Speaker 2: the same question. I will reverse the points if the

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Speaker 2: tidbit is good enough. Are you ready?

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Speaker 5: Thank you? Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. Kim Kardashian recently deleted a social

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Speaker 2: media post involving Kanye Why did she delete it?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 5: She deleted that because she was angry and she regretted

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Speaker 5: it incorrect.

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Speaker 2: I didn't use your name either, Peter.

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Speaker 5: So oh sorry, So I'm just soccer.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely you are love to turn up the hearing aid, mate.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to be honest. It was a delayed response

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Speaker 4: there to this le.

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Speaker 2: So the answer was actually the picture that that she

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Speaker 2: put up was actually promoting his new song. But in

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Speaker 2: the screenshots you could see that she had the volume muters.

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Speaker 5: Oh right, well, I've got the good tidbit for this,

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Speaker 5: and this is true, and this is an extension of

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Speaker 5: what I'm talking about picking up Richard Wilkins scraps. About

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Speaker 5: ten or eleven years ago, I've got a phone call

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Speaker 5: from a publicity person saying, are you available tomorrow night

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Speaker 5: to host a live gig with Kim Kardashian And I said, yeah, absolutely,

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Speaker 5: And she said how much would you charge to host this?

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Speaker 5: All we've got to do is ask four questions and

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Speaker 5: I said, oh, two thousand dollars. Next morning, the phone

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Speaker 5: goes and she said, they freaked out when you said

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Speaker 5: two thousands. Oh my god, it's not enough because we're

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Speaker 5: paying Richard Wilkins thirty Oh.

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Speaker 8: So.

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Speaker 5: Yourself out of a job. In reverse.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to give it to him for that. Wow.

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Speaker 2: All right, here we go. Warren Beatty and Fade done

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Speaker 2: Away famously did what at the twenty eighteen Oscar.

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Speaker 5: Peter Ford, they announced the wrong movie as the winner.

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Speaker 2: What were the movies? Peter?

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Speaker 5: Now you've got me. I'm gonna lose out that you

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Speaker 5: can't add an extra question in after it?

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Speaker 9: She can?

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Speaker 4: Yes, you can, La La landon Moon Moonlight are correct?

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Speaker 2: What he sweeps the other line? Who?

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Speaker 7: Not a joke?

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Speaker 2: I'm afraid they read the wrong thing Moonlight Best Picture?

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Speaker 5: What is this? Mastermind?

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Speaker 2: It's one apiece.

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Speaker 4: So it all comes down to it, It comes it all

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Speaker 4: comes down to this. Okay, it all comes down there

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Speaker 4: we go.

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Speaker 2: Bill Murray famously didn't have a good relationship with which

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Speaker 2: coast in the film Charlie's Angels.

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Speaker 4: Woody would he he would not have had a good

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Speaker 4: relationship with Drew Barrymore.

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Speaker 2: No, that's incorrect, No, correct, Interesting that you went for that, Ye, Peter,

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Speaker 2: you've got a free swing.

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Speaker 5: It was Lacy lou.

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Speaker 3: Selo.

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Speaker 5: And they almost came to blow.

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Speaker 10: A tin bit as well in the wounds, the tippit

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Speaker 10: the bowesome guys.

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Speaker 4: And I underrated you, Peter Ford. I underrated you. Was

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Speaker 4: disrespectful towards you, I put you onder, Dicky Wilkins, you

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Speaker 4: were all over me.

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Speaker 5: Wow, thank you. I feel this has been nothing more

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Speaker 5: than an audition for me to get onto Wine and

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Speaker 5: Snacks podcast.

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Speaker 2: Oh podcast, Peter, very welcome to come onto one Snacks anytime.

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Speaker 5: Mate.

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Speaker 2: You were you know, I was going to say a

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Speaker 2: word of incestry, but you absolutely pants do with If

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Speaker 2: you want to see Peter, you can check you out.

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Speaker 2: It's the Enteriporter of course for Channel sevens the Morning show.

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Speaker 8: Wow nowhere. I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed. I'm a little emotional. Okay,

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna have a show the show after tomorrow. I

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Speaker 8: think he was show off. Can I have a show off?

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Speaker 8: I'm feeling pretty flat. Get me out of here, give

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Speaker 8: me the traffic.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 4: Got a question for everyone listening. I don't mean to

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Speaker 4: sound controversial here, but thirteen one O six fives our number?

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Speaker 4: Should we stop buying gifts for babies? Should we just

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Speaker 4: end it? And I'll get to my own personal experience

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Speaker 4: with it in a minute or so. But there was

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Speaker 4: a news story today about a mum who was complaining

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Speaker 4: about the gifts that she gets given from her friends.

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Speaker 4: She was basically saying, she gets these onesies, the ones

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Speaker 4: he's a crap. I wasn't gift.

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Speaker 2: It was a gift that she gets given by a friends,

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Speaker 2: which are onesies.

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Speaker 4: Well, no, she she says, no, she was saying all

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Speaker 4: the gifts, She's saying all most she said most of

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she went, hang and we all know that, we

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Speaker 4: You know, because I'm trying it here, I've done onesies.

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Speaker 4: No, this is actually a very expensive harmonica because the

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Speaker 2: I think they do. I think I think if I

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Speaker 4: No, that onesie was actually twenty nine dollars. Something got

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Speaker 2: But the point is if you put time and effort

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Speaker 4: Right like too many ones is too many ones?

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Speaker 2: The kid's going to grow out of it immediately, do

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Speaker 4: But don't you think parents are just like, Oh, I

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Speaker 2: You can never have kids books. You can never have

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Speaker 4: We all right, you and me are at loggerheads here.

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Speaker 4: I reckon The parents hate it. Are the people who

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Speaker 2: I think that you're just lazy and you just can't

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Speaker 4: I said, harmonica. Man, I've got them a harmonica, like.

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Speaker 2: A practicable gift. A baby can't use a harmonic until

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Speaker 4: But they think if it's a prodigy.

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Speaker 2: Getting gifts based on the fact that the child might

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Speaker 4: That's actually a bad idea.

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Speaker 2: I'm being serious. Give me one more gift that the

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Speaker 4: My point is, I don't know that's why I keep

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Speaker 4: Maybe I'm just crap at it, but I need to

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Speaker 2: Yes, maybe you've got a kid, that's what I would

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're sick of getting gifts.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're just like, thank you so much for all

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Speaker 4: All that. Should we stop buying gifts for babies?

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Speaker 2: And you're hoping that none of your friends will listening

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 4: So thirty one six five is that number? No, No, I

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Speaker 4: far too many onesies. I don't know what adult thought

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Speaker 2: I don't worry it because the other part of this,

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Speaker 4: It's a lot of stress though those photo.

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Speaker 2: You want to get a photo of the baby, like, oh,

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Speaker 2: little Johnny loved is little Johnny loved his bib that

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Speaker 4: I've only had that one, he's never used it, and

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Speaker 2: Like you must have a list of like I mean, Joel,

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Speaker 2: you've got kids, you must have a bucket of gifts.

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Speaker 2: EMA's just go. We haven't taken a photo of charge.

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Speaker 4: If it's your first kid and you've just got this

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Speaker 2: You've got to get get a photo photos my cousin

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Speaker 4: The kid's got to hate that too. You'd probably prefer

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Speaker 2: Let's ask Debbie, Debbie, what are your thoughts on this?

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Speaker 11: Oh, you can never have too many onesies?

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Speaker 4: Why Debbie? Don't you?

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Speaker 11: But kids are always having explosive nappy there, vomiting everything

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Speaker 4: I've given out a lot of onesie. So about Debbie?

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Speaker 4: Actually gave a friend today a onesie which says I'm

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Speaker 11: Yep, that's great, love it.

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Speaker 4: Budding out a dead get on your dead pity That

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Speaker 2: Yep, great. Get me off there. We've got Tabitha, Tabitha.

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Speaker 2: Should we stop buying baby Gibbs? What do you reckon?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 6: I reckon spoil would crap out of the first one

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Speaker 7: But I do agree with the first caller. You need

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Speaker 2: Can get.

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Speaker 3: Bloody.

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Speaker 4: All right, all right, I think that which is quite

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Speaker 4: It's a bit harder than that. I got a friend

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Speaker 4: I don't reckon this thing will start wearing the rain

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Speaker 2: I imagine, similar to that harmonica that you you should

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Speaker 4: Let's got it, Samantha.

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Speaker 4: So, Amantha, this is great. You've got a suggestion for

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Speaker 11: Yeah one onesies are great, But you know what, nappies

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Speaker 2: All right, So this is practicable, Samantha, You're actually going

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Speaker 4: I mean, samann is that just a step up though,

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Speaker 11: Not really like natwies are expensive? Yeah right, Okay, here's

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Speaker 2: Is a glass blowing a dragon?

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Speaker 1: What like it?

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Speaker 11: It's a dragon made of.

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Speaker 9: Fly, not Darren glass blowing the dragon. So let's go

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Speaker 9: to Nils blown dragon. Yeah, that's a that's a weird

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Speaker 4: Nico boy. You good, Thank you mate. We're getting some

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Speaker 6: Yeah, my wife has had a we had a baby

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Speaker 2: Give the mom a gift, so the baby baby great idea.

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Speaker 2: That is a great idea.

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Speaker 6: Can I just give a bit of a plug.

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Speaker 9: That's the only reason you've you're gonna falled out of

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Speaker 2: We've given you thirty seconds.

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Speaker 4: Gillia Nick should have shot?

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Speaker 2: Should have shot?

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Speaker 1: It's the Why Podcast.

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Speaker 4: One of the hardest skills to possess is thinking of

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 4: One of our great listeners, are Jai called our show

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Speaker 2: What's the biggest secret you've kept from your mum?

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Speaker 5: Oh, Jesus, I crushed her car one and blamed it

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Speaker 5: on dropping a dorito.

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Speaker 11: What Yeah, No, that wasn't the case.

447
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,360
Speaker 2: This wasn't walking. What do you mean?

448
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:32,840
Speaker 4: How's that a good excuse? I think I will. You

449
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,639
Speaker 4: are quite good at this. You're good on the spot.

450
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,639
Speaker 4: You think outside the box. So what I'd like to

451
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,320
Speaker 4: do with you right now is just throw a whole

452
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:45,320
Speaker 4: bunch of hypothetical situations at you where you have got

453
00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:47,639
Speaker 4: yourself into trouble. Yeah, and you have to think of

454
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:53,800
Speaker 4: an excuse on the spot. Right, Are you ready to go? Ah?

455
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:54,080
Speaker 2: Sure?

456
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,240
Speaker 4: Okay, I've got a lot. Here was on a whip

457
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,600
Speaker 4: through them, and just see how you go. If we

458
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,800
Speaker 4: think it's a past, you'll hear a ding. If not,

459
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:05,359
Speaker 4: you'll hear her. Okay, here we go. You miss a

460
00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:08,160
Speaker 4: family dinner because you drank a bit much and woke

461
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:08,879
Speaker 4: up in a park.

462
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,280
Speaker 2: I went to go and meditate in the park this morning,

463
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,040
Speaker 2: very early this morning. This way didn't see me.

464
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,120
Speaker 4: God, he's pretty good. It's pretty good. You know, it's

465
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,240
Speaker 4: very important for your mental sanity to meditate, etc. No

466
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,760
Speaker 4: one's arguing that. Okay, you forget your partner's birthday.

467
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,720
Speaker 2: I've actually got a surprise lined up for her. But

468
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,919
Speaker 2: that's why I deliberately made you feel like, because if

469
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,680
Speaker 2: I did miss it, but there's a much bigger surprise

470
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,840
Speaker 2: coming tomorrow. Bloody hell, I want to enhance the surprise.

471
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,480
Speaker 2: To enhance the surprise.

472
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,399
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go, I'm going to That was an

473
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,760
Speaker 4: easy one's going to heat up. Now, I'm going to

474
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,720
Speaker 4: heat up. You get home at four am when you

475
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,280
Speaker 4: said you were just having a quiet one.

476
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,360
Speaker 2: I was at home much earlier ago. You were fast

477
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Speaker 2: sleep and I've already just actually had to duck out

478
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 2: because it was an emergency. Yeah.

479
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,000
Speaker 4: That's pretty good. It's pretty good, isn't it. Wow? Yeah, Okay,

480
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:56,080
Speaker 4: that's pretty good. Okay. You get caught by your mother

481
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,560
Speaker 4: to her birthday and you regift her a toaster. It's

482
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,879
Speaker 4: the same toaster your dad got you for your birthday.

483
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,800
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a joke. It's obviously a joke. She would

484
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 2: have known that it was a joke. She knew that

485
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,359
Speaker 2: dad got me the toaster for her birthday.

486
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 4: And then where's your back up present?

487
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,399
Speaker 2: Ah, she's going to have to go for a drive

488
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,960
Speaker 2: with me. We go for a drive on the way

489
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,159
Speaker 2: in the car, make sure I zonker out with the

490
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,119
Speaker 2: annex that I've slipped into her water bottle before, and

491
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:17,920
Speaker 2: she's got no idea.

492
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,840
Speaker 4: Is Xanny your mother doper out?

493
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,600
Speaker 2: Then I make a couple of phone calls, organize something

494
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,120
Speaker 2: special for her. Then we rock up and she's none

495
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 2: the wiser.

496
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 4: I think she'd realized that she was out in a car.

497
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 2: Got to do it for a considerable period. She's sixty five.

498
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Speaker 4: Okay, here we go. You forget to pick the kids

499
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Speaker 4: up from school.

500
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Speaker 2: Haven't got any kids?

501
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 4: There? He goes blood. He's good God, it's got a

502
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 4: final one here. Surely you can come up with an

503
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,399
Speaker 4: excuse for this one. You sleep with your partner's sister.

504
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 2: Accidentally. Nope, okay, deliberately.

505
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,359
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, if that's your excuse, sorry, it was

506
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:54,800
Speaker 4: an accident.

507
00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 2: Over I sleep with my past. It's a medieval excuse

508
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 2: you know, to forge stronger family bonds with their family.

509
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 2: Excuse me. You know they keep it all in the

510
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,119
Speaker 2: family anyway, Nada. They didn't get there. I didn't. I

511
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 2: didn't get there. But I wouldn't ever sleep with my

512
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 2: partner sister.

513
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 4: Well you have and it's a hypothetical.

514
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 10: Mate.

515
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,639
Speaker 2: Actually, when she was over in Australia, you said you

516
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:20,639
Speaker 2: were very attracted.

517
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 4: To us, don't you don't you don't you?

518
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

519
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 2: Everyone's a fan of Queen and you know you've got

520
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:29,879
Speaker 2: a bit of a song factor.

521
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 4: Blow me away here, absolutely, this will blow away everyone.

522
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 4: So this song by Queen, Yeah, uh, drop.

523
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 2: The pressures, just under pressure. Not to be confused with

524
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 2: drop the pressure. It's my love featuring sneaky Sounds.

525
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 4: That's under pressure.

526
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 13: So what people don't know is that apparently David Bowie

527
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 13: flew over to Switzerland to go and do some writing

528
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 13: with Queen and on that writing excursion for Wanda.

529
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 2: Flies to Switzerland to write with Queen.

530
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 4: Rockstars nice. They'd start writing stuff and they startzland. They

531
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 4: figure out this bit. They figured that out. They figure

532
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,200
Speaker 4: out that riff is tight.

533
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 2: That is a tight riffe.

534
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 4: They then celebrate straight off because they thought of a

535
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 4: tight riff. They started drinking.

536
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,640
Speaker 2: That tape was like three parts to that. They've got

537
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 2: the bassline, they've got the drum, and they've got two

538
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 2: piano notes. Yeah, but it's good and Queen I'd like

539
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:28,120
Speaker 2: to think that that anyway.

540
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:31,119
Speaker 4: Okay, Well they celebrated. You think they celebrated too early.

541
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,120
Speaker 4: And they did celebrate, though for a couple of days

542
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 4: got really really drunk. Unfortunately, after the three days of partying,

543
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 4: they were like, stroth, what was that riff? And they

544
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 4: go back to the studio hungover and they're like, I

545
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 4: can't remember for the life of me what that riff was.

546
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 4: And then, luckily, obviously the lesser of the partier of

547
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 4: the group, Roger Taylor, Roger Taylor, the guitarist for Queen,

548
00:24:53,680 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 4: Bob Taylor, Bobby no one remembers him. He remembered the rift.

549
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 4: He brought it back and he was like, oh God,

550
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:06,920
Speaker 4: you guys are so drunk.

551
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 2: Freddy, you're over there on the piano. You pressed those

552
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,119
Speaker 2: two notes. Yes, David, you were clapping and acting like

553
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,199
Speaker 2: an alien in the microphone.

554
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 4: And now we still have the song under pressure. Now

555
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 4: will it reminded me of a drunk idea that I

556
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 4: had users yet and it's worked for them. They got

557
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:26,120
Speaker 4: drunk and they thought of a great rift, but unfortunately

558
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 4: for me, it didn't work so well. So you and

559
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,439
Speaker 4: I have opened a line of communication with some pretty

560
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:35,199
Speaker 4: important TV execs. And by the way, just stop me

561
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,680
Speaker 4: if I shouldn't be talking about this on air. Okay,

562
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,959
Speaker 4: but I can't name who they are. But we're just

563
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 4: throwing around.

564
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 2: Give me a hint. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, you're there.

565
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 2: Anyone that works in TV's figured out what that is.

566
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 4: Hopefully there is a beeg there. So anyway, so we're,

567
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 4: you know, just loose conversations around, you know, TV ideas,

568
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 4: et cetera. I was on holiday and I think it's

569
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 4: coming back to what I did. But I was on holiday,

570
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 4: pretty pretty drunk, and I emailed you and this pretty

571
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 4: big dog in TV and I said, I've got this

572
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 4: TV show idea will and would he get packed.

573
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 2: Like this is?

574
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 4: This is like quite a big deal in TV. And

575
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 4: I write this huge email and I couldn't have been

576
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 4: more passionate about and I was.

577
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 2: Like, no, I haven't.

578
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,399
Speaker 4: I woke up with so much regrets but no so,

579
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,679
Speaker 4: and the idea was Willan would he get packed? And

580
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,159
Speaker 4: the idea was and I went through this whole thing

581
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 4: in the email, and I was like, this is going

582
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 4: to change TV. We go to a celebrity's house. They're

583
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,880
Speaker 4: about to go on tour, so they're about to catch

584
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 4: a flight. You and I rock up to their house

585
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:55,439
Speaker 4: and we pack their bags with them. Yeah, And that

586
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 4: was the show. And I was like I was and

587
00:26:58,640 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 4: I was giving examples.

588
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, imagine what are the highlights. Let's

589
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 2: just do a quick mock one here, I'm Guy Sebastian.

590
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 2: You're in my house?

591
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, fireway, thanks for letting us in your house.

592
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 2: Guy, anytime?

593
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 4: Boys, mind if I go through the drawers? Sure? O,

594
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 4: what have we got to here?

595
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 6: Guy?

596
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 4: A leopard G string? Are you back in this one?

597
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 2: In what world does guy have a leopard drawers? You

598
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 2: can't just you can't just pull out something incriminating, girl,

599
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,159
Speaker 2: that's what the show reveal you.

600
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 4: I wants this guy, vo it's a great TV show.

601
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 4: You know what I'm going to rewrite. Why did no

602
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 4: one respond to that email?

603
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 2: That was so weird?

604
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

605
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,719
Speaker 2: Look a little while on this show. We called my

606
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:54,360
Speaker 2: beautiful mum Penny, and we asked her about a family

607
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 2: photo of mine that's really starting to haunt me a

608
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,439
Speaker 2: little bit. There's look, we're gonna put a photo up

609
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 2: of the photo on our Instagram with the woody so

610
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 2: you guys can see it for yourselves. But there's a

611
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 2: particular reaction that me and my three siblings have on

612
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 2: our faces. It's a reaction of outrage, excitement.

613
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 4: You seem a little bit happy, if I'm being honest.

614
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 4: I've analyzed your face. Well, there was in it.

615
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 2: It was an extraordinary moment. And the reason that it's

616
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 2: a bit ambiguous is because and the reason that reaction

617
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 2: exists is because I remember my mum standing behind the

618
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 2: professional photographer on that day, who we were paying a

619
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 2: bazillion dollars an hour to take photos of us in

620
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:35,879
Speaker 2: black and white. Sure yea, and she flashed us. My

621
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 2: mom flashed us to get a reaction out of us.

622
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 2: I've since questioned her about this again. You can see

623
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 2: the photo on Instagram to see you can tell that

624
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 2: we're getting flashed. Our mouths are agape.

625
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 4: It's extraordinary and you think you saw you saw boob.

626
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 2: I think my mom flashed her burbs at.

627
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 4: Us so full flesh.

628
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 2: No, brah, you thought it was just burb Yes, she

629
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 2: denied this vehemence.

630
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,959
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean I didn't lash you. I just lifted

631
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 12: up my t shirts O my bra and you're all laughed.

632
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 2: I'm not sure about that. I think I remember it differently.

633
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 12: I think you possibly remember different but it's not the truth.

634
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 2: I'm not happy with that. And you know that I've

635
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 2: got a lord agreed, and I don't like to wave

636
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 2: this in people's face.

637
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 4: That you're so aggressively pursuing the fact of your mum's

638
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 4: nude boobs being. I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you.

639
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 2: Just got to pursue the truth was put Sometimes you're

640
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 2: just gonna put the facts behind you, no matter how

641
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 2: muddy it gets. Sure, sure, everyone has to choose a

642
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 2: side at the end of the day, and I choose

643
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 2: the truth. So to settle this dispute, what I've done

644
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 2: is I've got my little brother's coming to call. Now.

645
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 4: Okay, two of my brothers in the photo, and I'm

646
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 4: going to take them back to that traumatic time.

647
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 2: It wasn't traumatic, like at the end of the day,

648
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 2: it was just down mum flashing us to get her

649
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 2: laugh out of us. I would be traumatized by Yeah,

650
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 2: well maybe your mum's boobs are as good as um

651
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 2: about that?

652
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 9: I dare you need to know for some reason that.

653
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 2: You have that. We're going to step back, all right,

654
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 2: So here you go. So I'm going to call one

655
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 2: of my brothers. Now, this is my brother Alistair. Yeah,

656
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 2: who's the second oldest okay in the equation. Yeah yeah, yeah,

657
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 2: so he's the one younger than me. Good mate, How

658
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 2: are you going? Yeah, not a lot. Just just in

659
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 2: the middle of the show. I'm just wondering.

660
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 4: Do you remember that photo that we took by the

661
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 4: pool with those family photos?

662
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 3: Yeah?

663
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 2: Do you think that it was like full full like

664
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 2: boob out flash or was it just bra No, it's full, yeah, yeah,

665
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Speaker 2: because none of us were smiling, so she made us

666
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 2: so she just lifts it up her traps.

667
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 4: Are you one hundred percent sure it was full boob?

668
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 2: I remember my mother's bread?

669
00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 5: All right?

670
00:30:58,880 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 2: Thanks mate?

671
00:30:59,440 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 5: Very good?

672
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 6: All right?

673
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 2: Damn, there you go.

674
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 4: Interesting okay, And he was one hundred He was adamant.

675
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 2: It wouldn't be a good lawyer. I wouldn't be doing

676
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 2: my due diligence if I didn't ask another member of

677
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 2: the photo. I feel like this is like a cold case.

678
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 2: Make a podcast, the whole podcast.

679
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 4: We get the photographer involved. Yes, yeah, I like this.

680
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 4: Cleare sure Bra reenact the moment?

681
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 2: Working title? Yeah? Perfect. So now we're gonna call my

682
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 2: little my little brother George, who's also in the photo,

683
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 2: and find out whether he thinks mom fully flashed us

684
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 2: or just Brokay, good mate. So I'm just in the

685
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 2: middle of the show, but just very quickly, do you

686
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 2: remember Mum flashing us for the photo?

687
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 10: Yeah?

688
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 2: Do you think that was just BRA or full perb No?

689
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 2: Wow on the.

690
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 4: Line twist in the time. Are you one hundred percent

691
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 4: sure it was Bra, George?

692
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 2: I was God.

693
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 4: If it wasn't, Yeah, can you describe the bra, George,

694
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 4: And I'm sorry to ask you, but it's the only

695
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 4: way to confirm if there was a bra there.

696
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 3: No?

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00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 2: God, our reckons it was full burb. I reckon it

698
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 2: was full burb.

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00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, I'd have to do this. PROBA

701
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 2: should object if you were sitting down before I told

702
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 2: you that?

703
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, George, Wow, twisting the tail twisting?

704
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 2: Did not expect that? Why he is the youngest, though

705
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 2: he is the youngest, so his memory is going to

706
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 2: be a bit blurred. Right up next, going to call

707
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 2: my sister, the final person in the photo.

708
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 4: She's the oldest.

709
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 2: She's the oldest. I think she's about twelve in the photo.

710
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 2: Maybe she should remember whether or not she saw flesh

711
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 2: or bra that beautiful November afternoon.

712
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 4: Well you're going to say beautiful something else there, and

713
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 4: I was genuinely going to be worried. Let's go to

714
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 4: a song, Let's do it, Woods.

715
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 2: Approximately twenty years ago, I took a family photo with

716
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 2: my three other siblings by the pool at our old house.

717
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 2: My mum paid a photographer an exorbitant amount of money

718
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,959
Speaker 2: to come over and take photos for us for what

719
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 2: you can now just use with an Instagram filter. And

720
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 2: she was annoyed because we're sitting by the pool that

721
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 2: we weren't smiling, and so to get us to smile,

722
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 2: she flashed us.

723
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, this is where the story gets interesting. Desperate

724
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 4: mother clearly wasn't it.

725
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 2: Paying this woman a lot of money? And look, the

726
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 2: photo is actually amazing, like looking back on it, going

727
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 2: we put it on an Instagram, Will and Woody, So

728
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 2: you guys can see it for yourselves. But yeah, the

729
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 2: photos worked out a tree, but you can see you

730
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 2: can see in our faces that mums flashed us, like

731
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 2: our jaws are on the floor. As a result, it

732
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 2: is a great photo. So there's a bit of ambiguity

733
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 2: as to how much she flashed us, though I'm suggesting

734
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 2: that we got the full show, full flesh boobs out.

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00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

736
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 2: One of my siblings seems to think, however, it was

737
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 2: just her bra. You think that was just bra full purb?

738
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 2: No it oh wow. On the line, my mum herself

739
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 2: seems to think it was just her bra.

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00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean I didn't last you. I just lifted

741
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 12: up my T shirt and showed you my bra and

742
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 12: you're all laughed.

743
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 2: But my other brother Al has confirmed my suspicion that

744
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 2: he thinks it's full boobs.

745
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,879
Speaker 4: You one hundred percent sure it was full burb.

746
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 2: One hundred percent would I remember my mother's bread?

747
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 4: And interestingly, every single one of you is one hundred

748
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 4: percent short. That's what I find fascinating about this. Yeah,

749
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,399
Speaker 4: none of you are going, oh, I'm actually sure. It's

750
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 4: like you're all steadfast in what you saw on that day.

751
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 4: The person we haven't spoken to though, I think is

752
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 4: the most important vote here. Yeah, it's the it's the

753
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 4: eldest at the time, yes, and I would say the

754
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 4: most level headed of the rat pack.

755
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 2: Yes, your sister kl My sister Claire, no doubt most

756
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 2: level headed. As you said, she's the eldest, so she's

757
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 2: probably gonna be able to construct the most reliable memory,

758
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 2: I think so. Yeah, she is the scenes at the moment. Interesting,

759
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 2: So this is going to be a random call for her,

760
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 2: as I asked her about my mum's breasts twenty years ago.

761
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 2: But you know, what are younger brothers for, So let's

762
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 2: do it our due diligence. I called to the stand

763
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:29,919
Speaker 2: my sister Claire. Hello, Hello, how you going? Hey? Yeah,

764
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,800
Speaker 2: yeah good. I'm just here with Woody by Claire, Oh, Hildy.

765
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 2: I'm just relaying to him that do you remember that

766
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 2: photo that we took by the pool where mum hired

767
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 2: the professional photographer to come over. Do you think that

768
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:50,360
Speaker 2: mum flashed us, like actually showed us her boobs or

769
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 2: just showed us her bra bruh.

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00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 5: I was actually talking about this the other day, but yeah,

771
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 5: it was definitely bruh.

772
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 2: Now, Ellen, and I think that it was actually boobs.

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00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 2: No was one hundred percent yes, I'm one hundred percent yes.

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00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 6: So was.

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00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 4: It a skin colored bra? I might think if it's

776
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 4: a skin colored because what's your.

777
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 5: Truth?

778
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:23,959
Speaker 2: Stop hiding behind the truth. Stop because you can't handle.

779
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 4: The If it was a skin if it was a

780
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 4: skin colored bra, then you could be mistaken for thinking

781
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 4: it was skin like. You might have looked away very

782
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 4: quickly and just seen like a flash of skin for example.

783
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 12: No, no, I was the oldest at the time.

784
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:43,280
Speaker 2: You can remember.

785
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 9: Who are you going to believe it?

786
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 2: I believe you, I believe There you go, she was

787
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 2: wearing a bra.

788
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 1: It's the Wood Podcast.

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00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 2: This Sunday is Father's Day and as a we have

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00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 2: got some unbelievable prizes for you to give your dad

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00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 2: or thanks to the beautiful people at Harvey Norman for

792
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Speaker 2: all your electrical appliances. This Father's Day Shop, Harvey Norman.

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00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 2: All you've got to do is get him to talk

794
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 2: about the thing he loves the most, The thing he

795
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 2: talks about at any opportunity, his pride and toy.

796
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:22,880
Speaker 4: For all your electrical appliances, This Father's Day Shop, Harvey Norman.

797
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Speaker 2: This is going straight to the pool it's will.

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00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 4: And woodies, the dad's pride and toys.

799
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 2: Every dad's got a pride and toy, the one thing

800
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 2: your dad talks about given any opportunity. If you can

801
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 2: get him to talk about that thing without mentioning it,

802
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 2: of course, and we also block out a few other

803
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:45,760
Speaker 2: keywords around it, then you can win yourself some amazing

804
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 2: prizes at Harvey Norman. I've got in front of me.

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00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 4: Okay, we've got Lauren here, Lauren, welcome.

806
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 7: Oh hi guys, how are you.

807
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 4: Very very good? Thank you?

808
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:55,319
Speaker 7: Now?

809
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,760
Speaker 4: What is your dad's pride and toy.

810
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 7: My dad's pride and toy be his Caddie Monster motorbike,

811
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 7: which is tweet.

812
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,280
Speaker 4: Well, yes it's called a monster, is it, Lauren?

813
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 7: Yes, it's a monster. Yeah, Deluxe, the best Needs of Caddy.

814
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 4: Okay, well what a revhead? How exciting? All right? Now,

815
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 4: how quickly do you think you can get him talking

816
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:17,360
Speaker 4: about his monster?

817
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 7: I reckon I would pretty put some money on it.

818
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 7: That would be pretty pretty quickly. So we'll give it

819
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 7: a crack, will we.

820
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 4: Okay? Outstanding? So your rules are this, Lauren, you can

821
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 4: do whatever you want to get him to bring up

822
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 4: his do Cutti twelve hundred, but you obviously can't say

823
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 4: to Cuddy twelve hundred, and then he can't say these

824
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 4: five words. You can't say motorbike yelp, transport, help, vehicle yelp,

825
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 4: ride okay, or monster okay?

826
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, rule those out.

827
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 4: Those are ruled. Have you written them down?

828
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 10: Yes?

829
00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 7: No, I'm at work. I'm hiding. I'm all right.

830
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 4: Well, hopefully you remember the five words I remember. Let's

831
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 4: call your dad, Max.

832
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll call it now, all right, good.

833
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 7: Luck learn here you're going. I'm just at work, hiding,

834
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 7: so I can't talk too loudly, right, What have you

835
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 7: been up to me after rhyme? Seeing baby? Oh? Yes, caregiving,

836
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 7: that's it, that's work, It works, worked, okay, hopefully finishing soon. No,

837
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,720
Speaker 7: I won't finish for a long time yet. No, my work.

838
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 7: Oh yeah you're yeah. Are you tinkering in the garage?

839
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 7: I am, yes? And what are you? What are you

840
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 7: working on?

841
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 3: Oh?

842
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 7: Just at.

843
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 2: As well?

844
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 4: My god, you're falling right into it.

845
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 2: Max.

846
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 4: You are currently live on radio with willielm Mordy. How

847
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 4: are you going, Max? Yeah? Pretty good?

848
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 7: Yourself?

849
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, mate, very very well. So how just how obsessed

850
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,760
Speaker 4: are you with this? Do Caddy Monster twelve hundred, Max,

851
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 4: just a bit, just a bit, do you do you

852
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 4: ever go down to the local velodrome and do some dolies?

853
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 1: Max?

854
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 7: I think it's not a pushboy, no.

855
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 4: Fair enough, and I'm showing my lack of knowledge about

856
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 4: motorbikes there. Max. The good news, mate, is that you

857
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 4: have just won yourself an outstanding prize. Your daughter Lauren's

858
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 4: done that for you just by you bringing up the

859
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,720
Speaker 4: Do Cuddy twelve hundred. You have won yourself something truly

860
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 4: extraordinary from Harvey Norman. You've won yourself. It's a Fintech

861
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 4: fifty bottle wine cabinet. You've got yourself a Phillips Prestige

862
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 4: wet and dry electric shaver worth one hundred bucks. And

863
00:40:55,960 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 4: you've got a theragun percussive therapy massage. Oh buddy, you

864
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 4: can put the massage straight onto your tush if the

865
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 4: tacuti causes any damage to your ass bacts, I could

866
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 4: do that perfect. Maybe very comfortable. Yeah, you've got to

867
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,840
Speaker 4: be comfortable. Maybe your daughter Lauren will do it for

868
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:26,280
Speaker 4: you on Sunday for Father's Day. Alright, believe you guys

869
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 4: do it. Happy Father's Day, Mags, outstanding work. Have a

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