1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:04,880 Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast that bite sized. What body 2 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:12,760 Speaker 1: part did you lose? Woods because yesterday you lost one 3 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 1: of your daughter's body parts or extensions of your daughter. 4 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:19,320 Speaker 2: Technically, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't make it sound sick. I'm 5 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:22,760 Speaker 2: a great father, but yeah, you're right, technically I lost 6 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 2: one of her body parts. 7 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:27,000 Speaker 1: You do in the show from Home, And yesterday you 8 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 1: went to go and make a few adjustments to the 9 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,160 Speaker 1: studio that you're working in and make sure the sound 10 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:35,960 Speaker 1: was crisp and the acoustics were pristine, and you. 11 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:40,560 Speaker 3: Slipped and broke a jar next to the spare bed 12 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:45,400 Speaker 3: behind you. Yeah, and this happened. Oh no, what did 13 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 3: you break there? 14 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 4: It's the sound of it sick. But Remy's umbilical cord 15 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:51,320 Speaker 4: is somewhere on the ground. 16 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,440 Speaker 3: Why did you keep. 17 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,080 Speaker 4: I'm not sure to do it. It was funny. I was like, 18 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 4: I don't want to keep it, but now I've got it, 19 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,920 Speaker 4: it's like feels weird. Throw it away? 20 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, and I agree with past me there. I don't 21 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:06,760 Speaker 2: know what to do with I've still got it here. 22 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,959 Speaker 4: Do you want to say it? No? I don't, okay, 23 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 4: fair enough. 24 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 5: Give me. 25 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,000 Speaker 3: I'm from memory. 26 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: It just looked like a super sun dried tomato at 27 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:14,800 Speaker 1: this stage. 28 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, like a little sun dried tomato. Yeah, 29 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,199 Speaker 6: really crusty and really try. 30 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 2: So it just dropped off in the bath and I 31 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 2: went to go and walk to the bin. I was 32 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 2: because Mim actually said to me, some people keep the 33 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 2: umbilical cord, and I was like gross, I went to 34 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:32,480 Speaker 2: go on track in the bin. 35 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,280 Speaker 6: I was like, oh, hang on, I couldn't. I just 36 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 6: couldn't do it. 37 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:39,039 Speaker 1: It's like the ring of power totally managed to weasel 38 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:40,319 Speaker 1: its way into your possession. 39 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 2: Exactly right, exactly right, so naturally yeah, I mean I 40 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:45,200 Speaker 2: just put it in a jar next to my bed, 41 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 2: which is which is a little weird, Like the umbilical 42 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 2: fairy was going to come and give me twenty cents 43 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 2: under my pillow. 44 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 4: I was having. 45 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 3: So ye's a strange. 46 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,360 Speaker 1: It was a strange of all the things for you 47 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 1: to say when you were like this one sound a 48 00:01:56,760 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 1: bit sick. I was like, here, we used condom anything. 49 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 1: Your child's umbilical cord was in a jar. 50 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 3: What if it hadn't have been you? 51 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:08,040 Speaker 1: What if you actually had a guest over in your 52 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 1: guest room and they went to go on you know, 53 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:12,720 Speaker 1: see what was in the jar there. 54 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 6: Yeah, they'd get a rude shock. They'd get a rude shock. 55 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:17,840 Speaker 6: But I'm not trying to impress anyone in the guest room. 56 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 4: Mate. You've seen the guest room. 57 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:21,920 Speaker 2: There's a mattress on its side trying to create good acoustics. 58 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 6: And you've said before it looks like a psych ward 59 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:23,799 Speaker 6: in here. 60 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,720 Speaker 2: So honestly, I think the last of their issues. 61 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 3: It looks like you're about to get to the botomy. 62 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly. So there's no ever been made here beneficial 63 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 6: for you. 64 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 2: By the way, Well, you know, have a new baby, 65 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 2: so you know you go a little bit insane. But yes, 66 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 2: well I still have this thing. But losing body parts, 67 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,840 Speaker 2: I do think that's interesting. Surely there are some wilder 68 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:50,080 Speaker 2: stories out there. But I almost lost Remy, my beautiful 69 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 2: daughter's umbilical cord. Yeah, but it would be wild to 70 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 2: hear some stories of people losing body parts. Yeah, I reckon, 71 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 2: and more like where you're lost it as well, Like 72 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:02,960 Speaker 2: I think that's where it gets interesting. 73 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 3: Hello, yeah, not still here, just screwing. 74 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 2: Oh god, I was like, oh, come on, Pad, White 75 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:20,600 Speaker 2: lobad Pad. 76 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 6: At least we know when I panic, I just go quiet. 77 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 2: I just I just, I just don't say anything like 78 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,280 Speaker 2: a true radio professional. 79 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 6: I just went mute. 80 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 3: He just stared at the camera. Hello, what body part 81 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:37,040 Speaker 3: did you lose? 82 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,840 Speaker 1: Was lost a body part from his brand new baby daughter, 83 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,960 Speaker 1: only yesterday in his spare room. 84 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 3: Oh no, what did you break there? 85 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 4: This the sound of it sick. But Remy's umbilical cord 86 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 4: is somewhere on the ground. 87 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 3: Why did you keep. 88 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 4: Doing I'm not sure to do it? It was funny. I 89 00:03:58,320 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 4: was like, I don't want to keep it, but now 90 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:01,320 Speaker 4: I've got it, it's like it feels weird. Throw it away. 91 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 4: I'm still in there. 92 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 1: More questions about this, like if I found why did 93 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: you put it in the spare room and the jar 94 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,360 Speaker 1: and the spare room next to your spare bed. Were 95 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 1: you hoping to achieve there? 96 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 6: No, well it was just a temporary solution because to 97 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:18,680 Speaker 6: be frank, Mim was disgusted by it when it fell off, 98 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,919 Speaker 6: and she was like, I'm sure all parents get this, 99 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaker 6: but there was just this huge celebration when the thing dropped. 100 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 3: Off, so it hangs around there. 101 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:29,200 Speaker 2: It was just lingering, lingering, like a fart in a spacesuit. 102 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:32,159 Speaker 2: And anyway, finally dropped off. There was a celebration. She 103 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,599 Speaker 2: My job was to go and dispose of the umbilical cord, 104 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,240 Speaker 2: and as I keep saying, I went to go through 105 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:38,039 Speaker 2: it in the bin and just something took over me 106 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 2: where I was like, no, you can't do this. 107 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:41,920 Speaker 6: And then I was like, Okay, where do I put 108 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 6: the thing? So I've hidden it in my bed, which 109 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:45,120 Speaker 6: is this sort of. 110 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:48,440 Speaker 2: For the future though I haven't thought it through at all, 111 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:51,800 Speaker 2: but I'm finding it impossible to throw out. Maybe I'll 112 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:55,159 Speaker 2: get it put in some sort of like a little 113 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:58,920 Speaker 2: glass ball and turn it into like a like some 114 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:02,280 Speaker 2: sort of not in Cuschemont, but like some sort of 115 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:06,719 Speaker 2: jewelry or something like what is it in Cushman? 116 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:09,800 Speaker 6: Is that finger food? I've definitely I don't plan on 117 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:10,680 Speaker 6: eating the thing, but I. 118 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,080 Speaker 3: Just is that what you're talking about. It's a bit 119 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,240 Speaker 3: like a sun dried tomato. 120 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:16,800 Speaker 1: You can have some friends over and put together a 121 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 1: shot coutree board and then just put it with the 122 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 1: sun dried tomatoes and they never know. 123 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,880 Speaker 3: He just said, now one. 124 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:27,920 Speaker 4: Of you, my baby, I don't mind it. 125 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 6: Great news is I filmed the whole thing, so we're 126 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:31,040 Speaker 6: gonna know who. 127 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:35,560 Speaker 3: Wit it cannibal. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, that's funny. 128 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:36,640 Speaker 4: When it comes to tonight. 129 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,599 Speaker 1: Save it for me, he's like eighteenth or twenty first 130 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 1: or something. And then yeah, she'll never know that she's 131 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:42,080 Speaker 1: eating her own cord. 132 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,719 Speaker 6: Oh a cake. Yeah that's sick. 133 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 3: Isra's on? Yes, right, we're talking about losing body parts. 134 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:48,800 Speaker 3: What do you lose? 135 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,480 Speaker 7: Yeah? So when I was younger, I was an apprentice 136 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,400 Speaker 7: chef and I just clocked on a work I was 137 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:58,559 Speaker 7: working for. Who does that at the time. I stayed 138 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:01,200 Speaker 7: out and I thought, I grab all the mushrooms out 139 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,120 Speaker 7: and I'll start a cutting away. And then I looked 140 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,919 Speaker 7: down and I was blood everywhere. Yeah, a hold on 141 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 7: a sex Yeah, my finger, the tip of my finger 142 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:09,560 Speaker 7: is missing. 143 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:10,040 Speaker 2: Where is it? 144 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:12,680 Speaker 7: I had three of a search and through the mushrooms, 145 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,360 Speaker 7: and then I've heard someone to sell out and said 146 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:17,520 Speaker 7: I'll found it now. It is the tip of my 147 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,440 Speaker 7: fingers hitting in the bottom of the mushroom box. 148 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 3: You got to get the fingers. Next to the call 149 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,520 Speaker 3: is You've got to get the fingers when they fall off. 150 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:26,000 Speaker 3: Mum used to work in Trauman. 151 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,720 Speaker 1: She said he used to get calls from gardeners all 152 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:30,800 Speaker 1: the time chop a finger off in the lawnmark right. 153 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 3: First step is go. 154 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,919 Speaker 1: Back, go to the basket all the grass clippings in 155 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:35,960 Speaker 1: and find your finger. 156 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,680 Speaker 3: And do you chuck it on ice? Will you put 157 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:39,200 Speaker 3: it on ice? 158 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,880 Speaker 1: And then you yeah, drive yourself into the hospital if 159 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,839 Speaker 1: you can, if you want a chance of getting it 160 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:46,440 Speaker 1: back on that is yeah. You might think to yourself, 161 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,960 Speaker 1: you know, I've got better balance or whatever it is 162 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:55,039 Speaker 1: without your finger. Finger that is sixty five. You might 163 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:58,920 Speaker 1: make that call Woods, Tarlie, what did your brother lose? 164 00:06:59,400 --> 00:06:59,719 Speaker 7: Hallo? 165 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:03,039 Speaker 8: My brother last he was in the airbnb and you 166 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:06,120 Speaker 8: know those hanging egg chairs but like you would put outside. 167 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:09,200 Speaker 3: Yes, yes, the ones you find BALI Yeah, So. 168 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,240 Speaker 8: He was there was one of them at the back 169 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:14,000 Speaker 8: and someone else broke it. So he comes to the rescue. 170 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,880 Speaker 5: He's like, well, I can fix it. I can fix it. 171 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 8: He tried fixing it and the metal will. 172 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,520 Speaker 5: Like the bar dropped and it's took the top of. 173 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,400 Speaker 1: His finger off finger. 174 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 8: And instead of trying to find the finger, they just 175 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:27,600 Speaker 8: took him to the hospital. So the finger is still 176 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,240 Speaker 8: there to the day and no one can go get 177 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,040 Speaker 8: it because it's air b and d oh my God. 178 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:35,920 Speaker 6: Sorry, you think there's a rogue finger in an Airbnb. 179 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:39,000 Speaker 8: I'm telling you it's probably still in there, just chilling 180 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:41,640 Speaker 8: because no one made a complaint, no one did anything, 181 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:43,480 Speaker 8: so it was just it's just there, chilling. 182 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:44,200 Speaker 4: Oh my god. 183 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 6: We have to find the finger. 184 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:46,640 Speaker 4: We've got to find the finger. 185 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,320 Speaker 6: Will we have to find the finger. 186 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,280 Speaker 3: It's extraordinary, Dahlia. 187 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,880 Speaker 1: We can call Airbnb tomorrow. I don't think the fingers 188 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:54,480 Speaker 1: still there. 189 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:58,080 Speaker 3: Clean? Does he come through going? Someone got murdered. 190 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:02,040 Speaker 2: Let's put that away back of the Airbnb record if 191 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,880 Speaker 2: we report this, Yeah, yeah, yeah, sweep it under the rug. 192 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:08,440 Speaker 1: Uh to Neil, we're talking about losing body parts. 193 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:10,040 Speaker 3: Tell me you lost something more than a finger. 194 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,240 Speaker 5: I lost a lot more than a thing. 195 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,640 Speaker 3: Jeez, okay, far away. 196 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:20,560 Speaker 5: So I lost my son's foreskins. Oh Jesus, but I 197 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,240 Speaker 5: found it seven years later, seven. 198 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:26,120 Speaker 3: Years Where where was it? Where was it? 199 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,200 Speaker 5: Procedure? I was sitting in the back of the car 200 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:32,360 Speaker 5: with him, and on the way home. I've just put 201 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:34,400 Speaker 5: it in the back of the pocket of a seat 202 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 5: You put you you. 203 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:40,040 Speaker 3: Put your son's foreskin in the seat pocket? 204 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:41,000 Speaker 7: I did. 205 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:42,559 Speaker 5: It wasn't a surgical. 206 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:48,760 Speaker 1: Bag next next to the next to the sidways, next 207 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:49,880 Speaker 1: to the melways in there. 208 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:51,160 Speaker 5: Yeah? 209 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:54,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, how how was it seven years later? 210 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:55,320 Speaker 3: How was it? 211 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:56,640 Speaker 4: Yeah? 212 00:08:56,760 --> 00:09:01,000 Speaker 5: A bit a bit crusty, bit shriveled, that nice and slashy. 213 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:04,440 Speaker 3: Oh did you keep it? Because what he kept his 214 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:05,680 Speaker 3: daughter's umbilical cord. 215 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:06,960 Speaker 5: Yeah, I kept it. 216 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:07,680 Speaker 3: You've got it? 217 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,280 Speaker 6: Would you like to do that? 218 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:09,480 Speaker 4: Was? 219 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:11,319 Speaker 5: That was the whole point of taking it with me. 220 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:12,200 Speaker 5: I wanted to keep it. 221 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:15,360 Speaker 6: Of course, are you keen on doing this idea that 222 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,960 Speaker 6: we're sort of to spitball in here? The dangers shakute? 223 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:21,360 Speaker 6: So we're gonna have your son's foreskin and my daughter's 224 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:22,240 Speaker 6: umbilical cord. 225 00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:25,240 Speaker 2: We're gonna we're gonna have Australia's best chef's Curtis Stone, 226 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:28,680 Speaker 2: Matt Preston. We're all gonna sit around, they all eat 227 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:30,800 Speaker 2: the chakoutree and then at the end we go right, 228 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,599 Speaker 2: one of you's had a foreskin and one of you 229 00:09:32,679 --> 00:09:33,680 Speaker 2: sitting umbilical cord? 230 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:35,880 Speaker 1: Why are you done with that? 231 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:36,840 Speaker 3: Why not? 232 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:40,640 Speaker 2: Check out more from Willen Woody on The Full Show podcast.