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Speaker 1: Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Minnie, she has traveled a very very long way. She's

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Speaker 2: never been here before. She's only done stand up comedy

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Speaker 2: once before. It was in her hometown and her home pub.

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Speaker 2: This is a world away from that. And all of

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Speaker 2: you guys are here because you love her as much

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Speaker 2: as we do, because she's entertained you guys as much

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Speaker 2: as she's entertained us. She is the one and only

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Speaker 2: rud dude, and she's only going to come out here

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Speaker 2: if we make sure we give her a very very

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Speaker 2: warm welcome.

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Speaker 3: So let's start making some noise, guys, come on, let's start.

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Speaker 2: I think we can do a little bit better than that.

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Speaker 3: Let's start making some more noise.

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Speaker 2: Come on.

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Speaker 4: Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Dude, Dude, play her

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Speaker 4: too too, Joe's too tat, too too.

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Speaker 1: Too too advise, But the following show making too horrible

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Speaker 1: language like and where a numbers you've heard on your radios,

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Speaker 1: and it's time for the real Big Sensor may welcome

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Speaker 1: to the stage and your radios. It's who.

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Speaker 2: Oh ship.

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Speaker 1: Stop it. I can't do anything like those two shieless people.

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Speaker 1: You know they're all fucked, mate, I'm through, dude. I

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Speaker 1: come from Charlieville in southwest Queensland where the crazes fly

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Speaker 1: backwards and I'm a dickhead. What I love these boys

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Speaker 1: here and l J the crew is religious to.

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Speaker 2: You.

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Speaker 3: Don't tell us all. So you actually got here ride

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Speaker 3: in Adelaide for the first thing she is, the first

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Speaker 3: thing she didn't was going to be. And then you

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Speaker 3: got a tattoo, didn't you, Jude?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did get a tattoo. What have I got

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Speaker 1: to get out here?

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Speaker 3: You want to see you tattoo?

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Speaker 1: Everyone? Oh? I tell you now, just inside might leg here.

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Speaker 1: I'll just look good.

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Speaker 5: Busy these two boys here, I'm just Underliel Willi and Looney.

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Speaker 1: You know right on the first mail, what the cans on?

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Speaker 1: You're facing this white.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to get little.

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Speaker 1: Sorry better than I normally swim hi any hair on

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Speaker 1: a light to say something to all of you people

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Speaker 1: tonight lights and gentlemen, tables and cheeseprend your legs and

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Speaker 1: showers your hair? Did I slim dusty song? There's a

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Speaker 1: pretty little girl in Childble Chile, pretty little Let's not

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Speaker 1: find me. When I was born, my mother said I

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Speaker 1: was a beautiful baby. When you're born, if you're a

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Speaker 1: beautiful baby, end up ugly. Well me did it? Or

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Speaker 1: should have been an ugly fucking baby. This woman she was,

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Speaker 1: this husband wasn't juicy fruit nor.

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Speaker 5: Much you know.

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Speaker 3: She got there.

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Speaker 1: She wanted to spice up a sex life. So she

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Speaker 1: went and bought a pair of crutchless niggers. So she

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Speaker 1: went home and put them on, got the shortest skirt

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Speaker 1: she could and.

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Speaker 2: Put it on.

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Speaker 1: So she went out to the land's room and her

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Speaker 1: husband was sitting there having a glass of wine, and

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Speaker 1: she sat opposite him with a glass of wine and

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Speaker 1: she's trying to you know, throwing shown a muddy or

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Speaker 1: or something. And yeah, he looked over at her and said,

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Speaker 1: you got crutchless niggers on. She said, yes, he's though

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Speaker 1: I think in christ but little thought it was the camp.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Anyhow, in Charlible they took these kids out to a

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Speaker 1: farm and they went out there and you know, there

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Speaker 1: was cattle and sheep and pigs, there was everything you

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Speaker 1: know what a farm was like. Call McDonald he had one,

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Speaker 1: had this farm. So the next day they got into

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Speaker 1: class and the teacher said, now, children, did you enjoy

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Speaker 1: yourself at the farm, and I said, yeah, miss, we

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Speaker 1: had a piece and we had good fun. No any hair.

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Speaker 1: She said, Now, I just want you to tell me

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Speaker 1: what sounds you heard on the farm. So Lisa put

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Speaker 1: her hand up and she went and the teacher said, gee,

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Speaker 1: that's good Lisa, thank you, and then mental case ay,

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Speaker 1: oh no, I was kids. And then Casey put her

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Speaker 1: hand up and she said back, oh, very good Casey.

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Speaker 1: So little Johnny put his hand up and she said, yes, Johnny,

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Speaker 1: what sounded you hear yesterday? He said, get off the

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Speaker 1: fat and tractor. Well, as you know, I got camping

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Speaker 1: skier and fishing gear. Yea, perhaps me and I got

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Speaker 1: this little dirty corner. So I had this purple microphone

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Speaker 1: up on the shelf. And this little girl next door

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Speaker 1: at the cafe that the nika A name was Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm I supposed to say name. I think it's too bad.

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Speaker 1: I'm tin fruited. I don't know what I'm saying now.

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Speaker 1: She was helping me out. She was a nuisance, really,

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Speaker 1: she never did anything I told her. But anyhow I

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Speaker 1: gave her this toy, a proper toy. So when her

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Speaker 1: mother came into the shop, she said, Mammy.

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Speaker 5: I don't want this toy that rude Jude gave me.

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Speaker 1: I want that purple microphone up on the shelf. It

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Speaker 1: was a vibrator. So her mother said not yet. So

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Speaker 1: Lisa walked out the back door and threw any care

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Speaker 1: out and she came back and put her head inside

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Speaker 1: and said, I'll be back later. Oh look, this ninety

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Speaker 1: two year old woman came into my shop. I've known

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Speaker 1: a warm alive and I knew her husband, but he'd

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Speaker 1: passed away. But we never mentioned names. Who comes in

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Speaker 1: and buys it off the naughty corner, you know. So

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Speaker 1: she wanted a vibrator. She came back two weeks later

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Speaker 1: and said, I want a bigger one. Finally spit. So

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Speaker 1: she got a bigger one, and about six months later,

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Speaker 1: poor old bitch, she passed away, and when the undertaker

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Speaker 1: went to pick her up, they put her in the

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Speaker 1: coffin in the back of the car, and then the

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Speaker 1: next minute was going so they had to open the

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Speaker 1: coffin up again, and you know what, they never and

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Speaker 1: turned it off. She's been and she's Judy.

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Speaker 2: I think we all we've all had a wonderful time

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Speaker 2: of seeing to you tonight, mate, because we're another roundom

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Speaker 2: of voice. But Jude tonight, guys, guys, we're just about

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Speaker 2: it out of time. Yeah. I just wanted to see

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Speaker 2: if anybody had any questions for Jude that there's anything

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Speaker 2: I'd like to say to you? Do any questions for

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Speaker 2: Jude while she's up here?

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Speaker 3: What's your name?

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Speaker 1: Sam?

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Speaker 3: Okay? What's your question for Jude?

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Speaker 1: Jude? Have you ever been married?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: No, pricking to have me? Sorry? Dale? Are you married?

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Speaker 1: Can I have a leading your husband? I recommended to

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Speaker 1: have a good juicy fruit Dale. If he wants to

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Speaker 1: come up and get him with peans, it's okay, here

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Speaker 1: we go.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Jude, what's a young bloke?

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Speaker 1: You've been with you and he's thirty six?

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Speaker 2: Too young for you? WHOA?

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Speaker 5: What is the same?

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Speaker 4: I said?

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Speaker 2: Which can hotel remy? You?

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Speaker 3: Internet?

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Speaker 1: Baby?

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Speaker 3: You out of here?

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Speaker 2: Now? What hotel room you're in?

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Speaker 3: What I do?

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Speaker 1: I don't know? What?

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Speaker 2: Tell me?

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Speaker 1: Can I have any big boys?

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Speaker 2: Alright?

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Speaker 4: I don't know? Pays, could you be on your feet

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Speaker 4: around the standing as standing ovation for the one and Only.

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Speaker 2: Chard.

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Speaker 1: Hear more of the boys on the full show podcast

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Speaker 1: all on the iHeartRadio app. Oh wherever you get your

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Speaker 1: podcasts