Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: Showtime, Pats, Dilma Mnamnai never a flipping.
Speaker 1: Ostrichen There the Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: bin three.
Speaker 3: Hey, good morning, it's Friday morning. Welcome to the Christian
Speaker 3: o color Show. Good morning, Jack, morning teen and good
Speaker 3: morning Patty Moning. Well this is exciting. Is everyone excited
Speaker 3: because we're not going to see each other for two
Speaker 3: weeks or you're just looking forward to the break.
Speaker 2: Just looking forward to a holiday. I'll miss you guys.
Speaker 3: Thank you for the lie, thank you for the honesty
Speaker 3: both okay, and so what are you doing on your breaks?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm about to in twenty four hours get on
Speaker 2: a plane with a three month old baby. Oh big trip, Jack.
Speaker 4: I've got a tip when you're taking off and landing,
Speaker 4: get the anchor to feed him on the booby because
Speaker 4: it helps with the popping in the ears. That's a
Speaker 4: mother's trick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great. Yeah, it's just the streets you saw
Speaker 3: are booby find the gates. You can't stay rest, you
Speaker 3: can say nipple and so you're going to America though,
Speaker 3: this is amazing. So first holiday since COVID that's right.
Speaker 3: You're excited about going to an airport and going somewhere out.
Speaker 2: I haven't been to an airport in three years. Come
Speaker 2: and I'm going to see the O'Connors at the airport
Speaker 2: in the morning.
Speaker 3: I tell you what I know. You've got. That's a
Speaker 3: stressful flight, right with a really young baby. Right, you
Speaker 3: will still be You and your wife will be more
Speaker 3: relaxed than me were two teenagers. You reckon one hundred percent,
Speaker 3: I'll be. I've got to get them in buggies. Oh my,
Speaker 3: getting them up early tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Do you want the same?
Speaker 3: Please? Please? Can you put me in it? We'll meet
Speaker 3: to the gate. Honestly, they are a nightmare. First off,
Speaker 3: we've I've got to get them up at six am
Speaker 3: on a Saturday morning that is heavy like this, I know,
Speaker 3: oh oh god. And then they start going, oh god,
Speaker 3: there's such a basic white dad coming in. Hey everyone,
Speaker 3: it's holiday dad. Are you excite? And then in the
Speaker 3: drive to there they got there, they listen to music.
Speaker 3: They don't want to chat, you know. I try and
Speaker 3: get a bit pre holiday band to like, hey, we're
Speaker 3: all looking forward to the plane.
Speaker 2: Well, best of what to both families there we'll see
Speaker 2: each other a knowing look at the.
Speaker 3: Knowing not at the airport chat and perhaps you've got
Speaker 3: a big weekend. It's your fiftieth Monday. Gosh, fine, I've
Speaker 3: got a big celebration on the show in a couple
Speaker 3: of hours.
Speaker 4: Very excited.
Speaker 3: I promise you. I'm not riding a bucking bronco. All right,
Speaker 3: what are you doing this weekend? Are you family throwing
Speaker 3: you a big party?
Speaker 4: Were No, I didn't want to do a you know,
Speaker 4: it's I just want to celebrate the small things in life,
Speaker 4: which I know that sounds really really weird, But I've
Speaker 4: got everything in life I could possibly ever want, and
Speaker 4: I don't see how a big fiftieth would make my
Speaker 4: life any more amazing than it is. So many blessings
Speaker 4: that it just couldn't pos you know, I've got everything
Speaker 4: I ever wanted in life, and working on this show
Speaker 4: is one of them as well.
Speaker 3: So I get them thinging quite low down. I hope
Speaker 3: it's not Top five.
Speaker 4: But we're having lunch tomorrow with Mum and dad. We're
Speaker 4: going to take them out for lunch, which would be nice,
Speaker 4: and then we're going into the city for a few
Speaker 4: days next week.
Speaker 3: Lovely Looking forward to Christian conn Show podcast Friday morning.
Speaker 3: There's Sue double thumbs up where we go around the
Speaker 3: team telling about the things we're into at the moment. Patsy,
Speaker 3: what is it for you?
Speaker 4: School holiday time? It is term two holidays and I
Speaker 4: thought i'd do a couple of things if families are
Speaker 4: looking for stuff to do that doesn't cost an arminal
Speaker 4: leg Sorry, have we just.
Speaker 3: Gone into a segment on the living room. I keep
Speaker 3: telling you guys, stop being professional, all right, stop doing
Speaker 3: smooth things thats do? Because I thought I'd just mean
Speaker 3: it is a.
Speaker 2: Paper mash.
Speaker 4: Painting rocks. Now, Gray's Land at Spotswood is a fantastic site.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys have got the sewish treatment.
Speaker 3: Not the story. Okay, we can mash up poo with
Speaker 3: the kids. Yeah, the big float, just get a hammer
Speaker 3: to it.
Speaker 4: It's like the big foody sort of venue in Spotswood.
Speaker 4: So it's not all like caravans. It's like a proper
Speaker 4: set up.
Speaker 3: Why would we assume when there was darling, I'm going
Speaker 3: to drive off caravan people everywhere miserable and what a
Speaker 3: lovely feature was as well?
Speaker 5: Living Room Radio anyway, they're doing a special Winter London.
Speaker 3: They get back in the car, will not eat anything
Speaker 3: the back of a caravan. Look at them, didn't even
Speaker 3: wash their hands. Those people.
Speaker 4: These it's four bucks to get through.
Speaker 3: And then you come to the caravan stay for Spotterswood.
Speaker 4: So that is Gray's Land.
Speaker 3: Listener, get a pen.
Speaker 2: I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.
Speaker 3: Other thing you're actually going to burn to the ground now.
Speaker 4: The other thing I wanted to talk about is Sovereign
Speaker 4: Hill Winter Wonder Lights. They're having it again this year.
Speaker 3: Faked Jack. He's got a caravan today.
Speaker 4: A pain in my side from laughing. Sovereign Hill Winter
Speaker 4: Wonder Lights is brilliant, fake snow and all the trimmings.
Speaker 4: Christmas in July at Ballarat. Check it out and maybe
Speaker 4: go to Caryle Castle and do like a medieval Nights.
Speaker 3: And Christmas together. Expand the multi voice. Okay, have you
Speaker 3: actually been on the egg not actually appeared to be
Speaker 3: drunk the fiftieth celebrations early, that's enough I think for
Speaker 3: you sit there Wrestler's show. Help please take a break
Speaker 3: and just reboot Patsy and then back with Jack and.
Speaker 1: Like from a this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast for.
Speaker 3: Jack and I to talk about the things we're into
Speaker 3: at the moment. After Pats earlier, Jack, what have you got?
Speaker 2: I have got the best chicken in Melbourne for you,
Speaker 2: And I know I said that maybe three or four
Speaker 2: weeks ago. I said I have the best chicken burger
Speaker 2: in Melbourne. And then the whole team went down to
Speaker 2: that place, ate the chicken burgers and said these are
Speaker 2: really plain, and.
Speaker 3: I told the team not to because you got married
Speaker 3: to them. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I was so excited for them, didn't Mom loved them,
Speaker 2: the whole family. So then the team went and they
Speaker 2: didn't like him. I won't name the place because I
Speaker 2: don't want to film under the bus, but I went
Speaker 2: back last week and it wasn't as good as I remember,
Speaker 2: So I do think they've changed some sort of recipe.
Speaker 2: Maybe they've got a new chef. So sadly that chickenberg
Speaker 2: is out, but in comes the best, honestly, the best
Speaker 2: chicken in Melbourne. Al Janna Lebanese charcoal Chicken in Preston.
Speaker 2: Apparently it was a institution in Sydney and now they've
Speaker 2: brought it to Melbourne and honestly, people were spilling out
Speaker 2: of there when I weakend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, beauty it done on a spit or something.
Speaker 2: You can you can get either you can get like
Speaker 2: chocoal chicken, or I get the fried chicken tenders and chips.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, really good.
Speaker 3: Arabs and seasoning.
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 3: Kind of flavor is it or just just charcoal chicken.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a It's like a better KFC. So
Speaker 2: it looks like KFC eleven herbs and spices, but I
Speaker 2: don't know what they using.
Speaker 4: The Southern fried chickens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but you can get the charcoal chicken as well,
Speaker 2: which when I go back, I'll try the charcoal chicken.
Speaker 2: It is so good. Yeah, give it a plug again.
Speaker 2: El Janna E l j A n n a h.
Speaker 2: It's in Preston yuam yum yum yum yum.
Speaker 3: All right for me. Then, I know you love playing
Speaker 3: board games. I've actually got a board game for you.
Speaker 3: Have you heard in your community of Ransom Notes?
Speaker 2: I haven't.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, get ransom Notes. It's really really we
Speaker 3: were laughing so much to me and the family playing
Speaker 3: it were turned on holiday. When we go tomorrow, we
Speaker 3: forgot to keep score. It is a really really good
Speaker 3: team event.
Speaker 2: What's the game?
Speaker 3: Basically, someone draws them from the pack of cars. There's
Speaker 3: a scenario, right, and you've got word magnets and you've
Speaker 3: got to place the magnets to create an excuse or
Speaker 3: reason or justification for what's happened. My toilet is clogged.
Speaker 3: Everyone then's got like two minutes you reword you reword
Speaker 3: like a phrase or something like that on this like
Speaker 3: magnetic board, and then you hold them up and everyone
Speaker 3: goes around and you mark who's done it best, who's
Speaker 3: done it worse. It's really funny. It's called ransom notes.
Speaker 3: The other thing as well. Who doesn't love Sair David
Speaker 3: attenbra he's the best. Oh my god, he's got a
Speaker 3: new series.
Speaker 2: He always does.
Speaker 3: He doesn't stop, he doesn't stop. It's actually called Prehistoric Planets.
Speaker 3: David has been has gone back in a time machine
Speaker 3: somehow right, and he's now.
Speaker 2: He's washing with the dinosaurs.
Speaker 3: He's watching the dinosaurs. It is absolutely brilliant and Netflix movie.
Speaker 3: I'll be honest with you, right, it's that. It's there's
Speaker 3: a lot of big players in this movie. It's watchable.
Speaker 3: I enjoyed it. By the Head on Netflix, based on
Speaker 3: an amazing short story by George Sanders, which is really
Speaker 3: really smart. Chris Hemsworth as a scientist, like you've never
Speaker 3: seen a scientist like that. He's trying to look really nerdy.
Speaker 3: So he's got those wire framed glasses when.
Speaker 2: Big strong guys, right, he looks.
Speaker 3: So hot in this movie. And then I'm not ing
Speaker 3: with women. It's like you're Hemsworth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hemo, no if your shoulders when it's not convincing,
Speaker 2: when they're doing that.
Speaker 3: So many times. He's got this clickboard and he's holding it.
Speaker 3: What is Jesus the size of his beautiful arms. He's four.
Speaker 3: He needs the hammer, but it is. It is good enough.
Speaker 3: The soundtrack is amazing. Miles Teller is in it as well,
Speaker 3: who is so good And it's the same director's top
Speaker 3: Gun Maverick.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's not a rave review to say it's watchable.
Speaker 3: It's very watchable. See it for a large muscle bound man.
Speaker 3: Try to act like he's crying that scene. Even his
Speaker 3: forehead's got abs. He is trying to tell us he's sad,
Speaker 3: but he's so mustly.
Speaker 2: He's pushing the tears out with muscle.
Speaker 3: He's squatting them out Jack like he's a squat right.
Speaker 3: It's good Spiderhead.
Speaker 1: It's on Netflix, Christian Connell's Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Friday Morning God one A four point three Christian O'Connell's show,
Speaker 3: CC Beniston and finally coming up before seven o'clock. Then
Speaker 3: find out who's going to be our call of the week.
Speaker 3: Some brilliant calls, especially yesterday, Did you have a relationship
Speaker 3: with your poster? One thousand dollars up for grabs right
Speaker 3: now though, turn for the Friday Game. In our eight
Speaker 3: cent of the nineties, this week, it was all about
Speaker 3: the letter P. We're going to play the one second winner.
Speaker 3: We're play a one second clip and Jack and Patsy
Speaker 3: are taking each other on and I guess what the
Speaker 3: song is just from the one second clip. So it's
Speaker 3: all too with the letter P, the artist or the
Speaker 3: song title. Pats Are you ready to play? I am ready?
Speaker 3: JACKI are you ready to play?
Speaker 6: I am?
Speaker 2: And Patsy. I will not go easy on you because
Speaker 2: it is the celebration of your birthday this week.
Speaker 4: I would expect you to a fair game.
Speaker 2: Is a good game and destroy all right, let's play
Speaker 2: who is this.
Speaker 6: For?
Speaker 2: They put Peaches in the can they are the presidents
Speaker 2: of the USA.
Speaker 3: Bye, move into the country. Yes. From nineteen ninety five,
Speaker 3: Peaches Presidents of the USA, the Country. This is a
Speaker 3: great you're playing parts?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I am just swarming out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, join him? Who's this?
Speaker 4: Pet Shop Boys go West?
Speaker 3: Wow Fire from nineteen ninety three, Petcha Boys go West?
Speaker 3: What a piece? Third round? Who's this? Oh? What band songs? Throw?
Speaker 4: I can't think.
Speaker 3: I think Hockey plays after he after Chicken, little plug
Speaker 3: for Springvale Caravans seems.
Speaker 2: To be the hardest word out John with a hard voice.
Speaker 3: And I don't want to wait. Yes, I think people
Speaker 3: would have been screaming at the radios right now.
Speaker 2: If I remember it was.
Speaker 3: I found on Spotify. They got all the albums I
Speaker 3: used to borrow c D for the o C. They
Speaker 3: had some great show. Yeah, anyway, where were we? Oh?
Speaker 3: Esp Jam?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Jack?
Speaker 4: I do believe I was first?
Speaker 3: You were last? Kiss by ball Jam? All right, who's this?
Speaker 3: What's the score to one? I believe? Yeah? Okay, she knows.
Speaker 3: Do you keep your own independence?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: I've gone in abas.
Speaker 3: All right, two to go, Matchbox twenty, I will why
Speaker 3: don't all right? Why don't we clear the scores. It's
Speaker 3: all on this every time. If it's all in that way,
Speaker 3: I apologize. But Patsy, what say you put it all
Speaker 3: on this? The winner against ten billion? Yes, okay, it's
Speaker 3: only fair, Patsy, you will get this.
Speaker 7: This's time.
Speaker 2: It's my Brian.
Speaker 4: Please forgive Mepris.
Speaker 3: Stinker. Isn't it.
Speaker 8: Everything?
Speaker 3: Jergy Oaks? Please forgive me? All right, Patty, you're the winner.
Speaker 1: Christian Connells Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, I was waiting for my coffin. I was flicking
Speaker 3: for the paper. Headline, grab my attention. The future is here, right,
Speaker 3: the future is here? Oh wow? All it was was
Speaker 3: a photo photograph of a machine that the trialing I
Speaker 3: think it was the Hawthorne Bunnings, where you can now
Speaker 3: press one of two buttons brown sauce or red sauce,
Speaker 3: and this robot it's just a machine. We'll dispense either
Speaker 3: brown or red sauce on your snack. Rather than a
Speaker 3: human headline, the future is here.
Speaker 2: It's not exactly flying.
Speaker 3: Elon Musk's at it again. Why's he gonna be? Come next?
Speaker 3: You press a button and it gives you red sauce.
Speaker 3: AI are taking our jobs all right, trying to find
Speaker 3: out who is our corner of the week thanks to
Speaker 3: Mercedes Benz Berrick, taxim Savings and next Thursday, June the thirtieth,
Speaker 3: the Mercedes Benz Brick, No stock shortages, no waiting, give
Speaker 3: them a go. Now, before we play back some of
Speaker 3: our favorite callers and the contenders, we do just need
Speaker 3: to play an honorable mention to a young kid called
Speaker 3: Mitchell who called the show this week. We're talking about
Speaker 3: the competitions you've bended. Now, really, he was one of
Speaker 3: our favorite callers of the week, but it is a
Speaker 3: thousand bucks giving a nine year old might be a
Speaker 3: tad irresponsible, especially because the future is here. All right,
Speaker 3: But here is some of Mitchell's great cool. When we
Speaker 3: were talking about what competition have you entered?
Speaker 1: Good morning?
Speaker 3: Good morning Mitchell, So I understand your nine Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: he getting ready for school. Ah well, I'm currently about
Speaker 3: to have breakfast your weak mix, yes.
Speaker 5: Some weak mix and corn flake cool.
Speaker 3: All right? So Mitchell, have you entered the competition? Yes?
Speaker 3: All right? What did you do?
Speaker 5: I entered the minor ten coloring competition for Mother's Day
Speaker 5: and I want to Scotty Kim Doll. But talk.
Speaker 3: I can't stop thinking about that. I want to find
Speaker 3: out who was the head of marketing who came up
Speaker 3: with that brainwave for mite to ten. You know what
Speaker 3: are we going to do for mothers? If I want
Speaker 3: to know what Scotty says when you pull the yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, then, sir Mitchell, thank you very much. But
Speaker 3: here are the contenders for this week's Cool of the Week.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hello, Christian O'Connell, show well, Hella Holler of
Speaker 1: the week.
Speaker 3: Posters on a teenage bedroom wall, Diane.
Speaker 5: I had a personal relationship with a Darryl braceweight poster
Speaker 5: on my wall.
Speaker 8: When I was about thirty.
Speaker 4: I learned how to.
Speaker 8: Kiss passionately thanks poster. Somebody else said it does to
Speaker 8: carey right, after all, I wasn't coing much a poster
Speaker 8: as the insid of a cassette tape.
Speaker 9: I wasn't allow to put the paster on the wall,
Speaker 9: but I loved the base to be rolled, and I
Speaker 9: used to get the insert of that cassette tape and
Speaker 9: hag it every night I went to bed.
Speaker 8: Oh, I loved her.
Speaker 3: Jurnie Michelle.
Speaker 8: This was about my daughter. She had a Justin Bieber poster.
Speaker 10: It was actually a cardboard cutout.
Speaker 8: She used to kiss him three times every night before
Speaker 8: she went to bed, so much that she kissed his
Speaker 8: head off.
Speaker 3: Christian, great, cool, We thank you so much. All Right,
Speaker 3: we're going to go with you. Diane.
Speaker 10: Thank good morning. So it makes be so glad I
Speaker 10: kissed that.
Speaker 3: Yes, all that passion for Darryl brathwaits you one thousand dollars.
Speaker 10: Oh that's woke me up.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much, pleasure. You really made us amazing.
Speaker 3: You got so much energy, Diane. You must be who
Speaker 3: to work with. Diane made us laugh yesterday and even
Speaker 3: plaining it back then. We've been laughing the studio. So
Speaker 3: you deserve the one thousand dollars for our colder the
Speaker 3: well done.
Speaker 10: Absolutely amazing. Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Have a lovely weekend and enjoy your winning.
Speaker 8: Yeah you too, cheers mate.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: In sixty minutes time, sixty minutes time, Patsy, you will
Speaker 3: find out what your fiftieth birthday present is from us.
Speaker 3: Excited from us, the listeners, the world, humanity, Planet Earth.
Speaker 3: It's is huge. Do you know what Jack, I'd love
Speaker 3: to do. What's going to happen.
Speaker 2: I would love to do that.
Speaker 3: I've always always want to do something, but we.
Speaker 2: Would, we would enjoy it. Patsy will absolutely love it.
Speaker 3: You will. You are going to lose your thing in
Speaker 3: an hour's time. Now, did you have you got trainers?
Speaker 3: I have? Yeah? Did you bring in gloves?
Speaker 4: I think Caitlin yep, yep. Rio's giving the thumbs up.
Speaker 11: What's it?
Speaker 3: I love it when she named checks the teams. He
Speaker 3: loves that, all right. So that's in an hour's time.
Speaker 3: Before that, yesterday on the show, we had a great
Speaker 3: call from Harley who.
Speaker 1: Said this every twenty fifteen.
Speaker 6: I was a manager at McDonald's and I served at
Speaker 6: the end time Minister Tony Abbott. I think he ordered
Speaker 6: a quarter pound out. The things that are fixing my
Speaker 6: mind to this day is he ordered extra onion.
Speaker 3: Harley running a mac who serves he then prime Minister
Speaker 3: Tony Abbot, who has a burgern or does extra onion.
Speaker 3: So today we want to know serving the stars, all right?
Speaker 3: Jackie boy, you before this, back in the day you
Speaker 3: worked to Hoyts.
Speaker 2: Yes, the star that I served at Hoints was Andy Mark.
Speaker 3: Was he wearing sunglasses to remain under the wire.
Speaker 2: He's just like you and me, taking his family to
Speaker 2: see Nanny McPhee. The weird thing, though, was what did
Speaker 2: a large popcorn no drinks get very dry, very get
Speaker 2: very thirsty.
Speaker 12: Yes, he says to me, he's brought his own drinking
Speaker 12: Ah podcasted a little hip flask.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 3: Podcast Time now for knockoff Friday. On the show where
Speaker 3: we ask you the best question of the week. What
Speaker 3: time you're knocking off today? And what is to highlight
Speaker 3: for you this weekend? Act see you are actually you
Speaker 3: are knocking off. Your next bulletin your seven thirty news
Speaker 3: will be the last one you do for us on
Speaker 3: the show today.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: How we have we've we've sort it all out, We've
Speaker 3: got cover. You need to then go and prepare for
Speaker 3: the super Bowl. And pats it's you for your fiftieth
Speaker 3: Nothing stops for the news. We stopped for you.
Speaker 2: Patsy, is Jack reading it?
Speaker 3: Actually mooted the way I killed it in though I
Speaker 3: have heard him read his scripts. Horrible. I'm doing the news.
Speaker 8: Beside myself.
Speaker 3: You wait to you if you're beside us out right now,
Speaker 3: you wait too weep. We tell you about ten to
Speaker 3: eight what the gift is.
Speaker 4: I'm speechless.
Speaker 3: I can't talk for one. You're going to be so happy.
Speaker 3: I'm happy ahead of it, Jackie, look forward to it.
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, So Jackie boy, what have you got
Speaker 3: ahead of you? Because you're flying tomorrow? You off to
Speaker 3: La La Land. You're off to America.
Speaker 2: That's right, this time tomorrow or no, actually on day
Speaker 2: I'll be in California, you dude.
Speaker 3: A little bonus today and then so if you've got
Speaker 3: a lot to organize.
Speaker 2: So I'll do the packing today. Also got to do
Speaker 2: the first nights accommodation.
Speaker 3: Did you hear that? The first night's accommodation, the.
Speaker 2: First three nights. So I'm taking pat out and tell
Speaker 2: you this.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm get a load of this.
Speaker 2: So the anchor and my son Gordon Greight to her
Speaker 2: family in La and then I'm going to do a
Speaker 2: little solo jack trip three nights.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Where are you going?
Speaker 2: San Francisco?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 9: Wow?
Speaker 3: Amazing? How does it? It's an amazing parents. He's got
Speaker 3: its own little solo trip for But how did.
Speaker 2: You get that past?
Speaker 8: Pianco?
Speaker 2: I just said, wouldn't this be fun to not see
Speaker 2: your laws. I tell you what, it wouldn't it be
Speaker 2: fun to do both?
Speaker 3: That doesn't it sounds like you're not doing both. Sounds
Speaker 3: like you're delaying the main event. Why do they see
Speaker 3: those in laws?
Speaker 2: Sometimes you want to lay gratification so excited.
Speaker 3: Like putting back a boat.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited to see your family and spend all
Speaker 2: this time with him that I just want to hold
Speaker 2: off another three days.
Speaker 3: Where's our beloved son in law Jackson? He's backpacking around
Speaker 3: San Francisco and a YMCA. Right now. You have the
Speaker 3: most amazing Oh we will, don't worry. No, the most.
Speaker 4: Amazing wife jack seriously, a brand new baby and she's
Speaker 4: letting you just roam free for three days. She's there
Speaker 4: in the middle.
Speaker 3: Just that he hasn't booked anywhere to stay. He's going
Speaker 3: to be sleeping on the streets. It's, you know, July
Speaker 3: the fourth coming up in America as well. It's going
Speaker 3: to be bitter.
Speaker 4: You'll be sleepy under the Golden Gate Bridge.
Speaker 3: I'll be fine.
Speaker 2: If any of Ellis is in San Francisco, I want
Speaker 2: to say hello.
Speaker 3: I'm looking for a room, having room in San Francisco.
Speaker 3: Weary traveler Jack and it's a room.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question you know Kyle's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Hey, good morning, Tony. Hello, hey Tony, what time you
Speaker 3: look it off? Today?
Speaker 11: I'm finishing the twel thirty Christian and then my brother
Speaker 11: in law, my brother's coming from Camber heading up to
Speaker 11: Aubrey to watch my son fight for an Australian title
Speaker 11: in full mo TI rules.
Speaker 3: That is such an intent combat sports, knees, elbow, shin's fist.
Speaker 6: They are super tough, it is, they are very, very tough.
Speaker 3: Now it's just if this's the one out Aubrey. Someone
Speaker 3: in my gym who's a pro tie boxers also find out.
Speaker 3: Is that the Battle for the Borders that is? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah's Carlisle. Jimmy is fighting in that today as well. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's amazing. His main event. Who's your son?
Speaker 10: My son is Ty Johnston?
Speaker 3: Wow? Oh there is some good luck to he's fighting
Speaker 3: for the title tonight.
Speaker 11: Yeah, tomorrow night.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's fighting for the Baking Starling titles.
Speaker 11: That be his third A few wins and have.
Speaker 3: You said you've obviously seen him fight before?
Speaker 11: Oh man, I've missed none of his sixte tights.
Speaker 3: Do you find it hard to watch an extreme sport,
Speaker 3: is it?
Speaker 10: I get excited. I get excited with him.
Speaker 11: Mom doesn't like and mom doesn't come to get a
Speaker 11: bit nervous.
Speaker 3: Well, I wish him all the best this weekend. I
Speaker 3: hope he gets the title. Jez give me a call,
Speaker 3: all right, thanks, Tony Enjoy by boy Mary Louke.
Speaker 8: Good morning, yes, Christian, You're like, good morning, yes, Mary.
Speaker 3: Low What are you up to this weekend? What is
Speaker 3: the highlight for you?
Speaker 13: I'm looking off at one o'clock today because I'm getting
Speaker 13: my dogs artificially inseminated.
Speaker 3: That's a highlight your weekend. So you have to do
Speaker 3: every weekend, get your kicks.
Speaker 13: Yes, So I've got two two hours. And he's a
Speaker 13: maiden dog and she's a female maiden and they just
Speaker 13: can't get the job done.
Speaker 3: Like you want to do it. They don't fancy each other.
Speaker 11: No, they love it.
Speaker 3: But friend, there's lots of.
Speaker 2: It's me, it's not I just don't we already have.
Speaker 3: This to come between us dogs. I mean they're going
Speaker 3: to get in that car today with you. We're going
Speaker 3: for a walk before Wait, do you see what your
Speaker 3: Friday involves? What people watching the bright lights everywhere in
Speaker 3: this room. Just enjoy. But anyway, how we go as
Speaker 3: well married for everyone. Advice, take care, bye bye, Matt,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Matt, good morning.
Speaker 6: How are you all?
Speaker 3: We're good man? And uh, what time you are knocking
Speaker 3: off today? Mate? What's the highlight of your weekend? Matt?
Speaker 7: I'm knocking off about two o'clock today. So we're gonna
Speaker 7: go down and get my haircut done because getting married tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Congratulations? How exciting?
Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you very much.
Speaker 7: So getting married down in a nice restaurant, True South
Speaker 7: and black Rock and I know.
Speaker 3: Only the other week. It's lovely there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, top food there, so looking forward to it.
Speaker 3: And people are you in the upstairs bit? That's why
Speaker 3: they have all the private functions. I've seen people having
Speaker 3: their little parties up there. You upstairs?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Definitely, We're not just going to do a wedding between
Speaker 2: the tables and.
Speaker 3: Pretty wild. It's pretty wild and black rough, True South
Speaker 3: of the weekend, you don't know. And haircut today the
Speaker 3: day before that is risky. It's obviously someone tried and tested.
Speaker 3: It's not new andress or.
Speaker 7: Is it no reliable one reliable barber down in Melbourne
Speaker 7: they're top one, so really good.
Speaker 2: I always like to give you a haircuts.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, leave a couple of things till last minute
Speaker 7: to make the wedding exciting.
Speaker 3: Right, so it's not exciting enough. That's a fast and furious.
Speaker 3: Have a chat of Frank Sinatra Live Life on the
Speaker 3: I won't get my head back to twenty fours of
Speaker 3: Fine Matt. Have a great day tomorrow, Okay, how it
Speaker 3: goes well and joy?
Speaker 1: Thank you guys, The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: In ten minutes time, we will tell you what is
Speaker 3: your gift from us to you for your fiftieth You
Speaker 3: will be leaving the station for good not for good notes.
Speaker 3: You will be leaving the station. We're telling you more
Speaker 3: in ten minutes time. Before that, then on No. Four
Speaker 3: one four three knock off Friday. What time you're knocking
Speaker 3: off today? And what is the highlight of your weekend?
Speaker 3: It's going to work? Chris. Good morning, Chris, Good morning everyone.
Speaker 6: Happy birthday, Patty.
Speaker 3: Thank you Chris and Chris. What is your this weekend
Speaker 3: for you? Mate?
Speaker 6: So I'm pulling the pin today at two o'clock because
Speaker 6: this afternoon I have myself and my groomsmen I've got
Speaker 6: our wedding suit fitting, and then into a box party
Speaker 6: weekend that kicks off at nine am tomorrow with ax throwing.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I've done that ax before. It is
Speaker 3: so much fun. Have you done before? Chris?
Speaker 6: No, I haven't, which is how I was super keen
Speaker 6: on doing this before we go out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good good.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The place I went to it had a bar there,
Speaker 3: so you could literally have beer and throw axes. This
Speaker 3: is a bad mix. This is bad.
Speaker 2: We nine am does seem early around us.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they got the nine am booking is the first
Speaker 6: one off the rank. And then we're going out for
Speaker 6: an American slow called barbecue lunch at midday, onto the
Speaker 6: brewery at three pm, and then whatever happens after that,
Speaker 6: I'm not too sure. And then a good special tickets.
Speaker 6: We've got special tickets book for the calling the game
Speaker 6: for Sunday Harbor as well.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, what a great weekend you've got.
Speaker 6: Yep, got nineteen people coming from all over the country.
Speaker 3: Wow, weird mega posse you we all go in there.
Speaker 3: Have a great Bucks weekend, Chris. I hope it goes well.
Speaker 6: I appreciate it. Thanks everyone, have a good weekend. Have
Speaker 6: a good break.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Tina. Come on and Tina, come
Speaker 3: on in Christians.
Speaker 9: That's a Pat's a happy birthday, Pat. I lock you
Speaker 9: up at grade thirty as close to I'm a teacher
Speaker 9: and I want to Fiji tomorrow too.
Speaker 3: I'm on the ten am flight. What are you on?
Speaker 9: I'm on the eleven thirty pm for sure, I'm.
Speaker 3: Here as party.
Speaker 9: I'll have Tina, well, there's an advanced party or any
Speaker 9: Christian white sits so my husband of God today it's
Speaker 9: a big old sorry, but hopefully they'll be the welcoming
Speaker 9: committee for me when I get there.
Speaker 3: Fantastic. Wow, I have a great time all of you
Speaker 3: out there.
Speaker 8: I am so excited. And then my daughter and her
Speaker 8: boyfriend come on Sunday we had flights canceled. It's been
Speaker 8: a nightmare till all of us have split over three
Speaker 8: days of getting there.
Speaker 3: So watch OUTII, They're coming.
Speaker 9: They're coming. I'm so looking forward to.
Speaker 8: It's so exciting just to get into some warm weather.
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too, Tina. You have a lovely breakover there.
Speaker 8: Okay, fantastic you two session, Bina.
Speaker 3: Let's go from Tina to Gina. Gina. Hello, is this
Speaker 3: Gina that we sent off to see the Rolling Stones.
Speaker 5: It is Gina that you sent off to see the
Speaker 5: Rolling Stones, and I just wanted to call you and
Speaker 5: let you know that we're just coming home from the
Speaker 5: hotel from the airport now, and how much we enjoyed
Speaker 5: it and had the best time ever. And the Rolling
Speaker 5: Stones were amazing.
Speaker 3: So you went to Milan to see them, didn't you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, we went to Milan and we saw them
Speaker 5: in concert on Tuesday night. And actually a couple of
Speaker 5: days before he actually announced that he had COVID and
Speaker 5: it was almost canceled, but at the last minute he
Speaker 5: said that he felt better.
Speaker 3: And thet is unbelievable. I've had a white town for
Speaker 3: a week with COVID jacket. He's seventy six star.
Speaker 8: He's a star. And you know what, we were that
Speaker 8: close to the stage that we could see every wrinkle
Speaker 8: on his face.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, though he is a one off, though,
Speaker 3: what an amazing performer is he doesn't stop.
Speaker 5: I know, look, I don't know what batter is he's on,
Speaker 5: but he just didn't stop. And the other two behind him,
Speaker 5: what the names, Keith Richard.
Speaker 3: And Riches names? Yes, what's he doing? Mick Jack and
Speaker 3: the other guy behind him. But I bet it was
Speaker 3: an amazing show.
Speaker 5: It was an amazing show. Yeah, I'll never forget it.
Speaker 3: It was you know names Wrinkley and the other old.
Speaker 10: It's like.
Speaker 3: Care home with him.
Speaker 8: It's like the three ten is the only really know Paperti.
Speaker 3: You don't know the other way, Gina Geane, have a
Speaker 3: safe trip back home. Thanksgiving us a call. Yeah, no worries.
Speaker 5: Thanks Christian, Thanks thanks for everybody that.
Speaker 3: Sent us O about great right, I thank them all
Speaker 3: for me. I'll send an email. All right, coming up next, Okay,
Speaker 3: we are going to hit the ads. That is not
Speaker 3: a reason to tune out, because come back in five
Speaker 3: minutes time, we're all going to find out. What Patsy
Speaker 3: is doing is our gift from us to Patsy for
Speaker 3: her fiftieth I guarantee this right. You are going to scream,
Speaker 3: you are going to love where you're going. You're going
Speaker 3: to love where you're going, and more importantly, what you
Speaker 3: are doing. This for you, This for you is a
Speaker 3: dream experience. It isn't a gift, It's an experience. We'll
Speaker 3: tell Patsy in five minutes.
Speaker 1: Look, Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're exciting the studio because we are about to tell
Speaker 3: Patsy what is her present? From us to Patsy and
Speaker 3: I think in a way from you guys as well,
Speaker 3: ahead of a fiftieth on Monday. So today's our last
Speaker 3: air of Patsy before she turns fifty. We want to
Speaker 3: get us something really special because she's a special, amazing woman,
Speaker 3: and also she's fifty. It's an amazing moment in her life. Patsy,
Speaker 3: are you ready? I am ready?
Speaker 2: Bring it on?
Speaker 3: What do you get the queen of breakfast? What do
Speaker 3: you get a golden lady, the golden girl herself. It
Speaker 3: can't just get one gift. You can't get one gift.
Speaker 3: It's actually room just to get you one gift. You
Speaker 3: deserve many many gifts, and that is what you are
Speaker 3: going to get.
Speaker 2: What this is like Oprah Christmas?
Speaker 3: First of all, Caitlin taking the champagne. Let's get this
Speaker 3: girl a drink. Let's get Patsy have a glass of champagne.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is like every day for me before the
Speaker 4: yours is not champagne is usually said, what's that one?
Speaker 3: That's very nice? Bot there like a chalice.
Speaker 4: Oh and I've got like a oh fabulous.
Speaker 3: Taken the news part out. For the rest of the show,
Speaker 3: we'd have tipsy news. Cheers, Cheers Patsy, Happy birthday, Thank you,
Speaker 3: sir Patsy. We were thinking, what do you love? Let's
Speaker 3: let's get into my mind and the heart of Patsy.
Speaker 3: What do you love? What does your family love? What
Speaker 3: does your daughter love? You all love? You love Camar?
Speaker 3: You love Camar? Have done Even on Monday, Patsy's daughter
Speaker 3: had eleventh birthdays and a cam she did, what have
Speaker 3: you done? You love Camart?
Speaker 14: I don't.
Speaker 3: There is a limousine outside. It is going to whisk
Speaker 3: you from here to the nearest Camar of Victoria Gardens,
Speaker 3: where you are going to have an enormous trolley. That
Speaker 3: trolley is empty. You have sixty seconds to go as
Speaker 3: quickly as you humanly can, all right around Kmart sixty seconds.
Speaker 3: Whatever you cram in the trolley, whatever you get in
Speaker 3: the trolley, it's yours, Patsy. Oh my god, yes, yes,
Speaker 3: this doesn't very much time you have will be running
Speaker 3: alongside you will be demanding him to fill as well.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Okay, I need a strategy.
Speaker 8: I will think on the way.
Speaker 4: I need a strategy of where.
Speaker 3: I'm about ten or fifteen minutes okay, because of the
Speaker 3: traffic to get us from where you are here rich
Speaker 3: to the ike Start to think about you.
Speaker 2: This is my dream come true.
Speaker 8: Do you realize that?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, happy, yes, I mistake. Happy birthday, Patsy, Thank
Speaker 3: you to all right, Okay, off you go, Patsy. So
Speaker 3: Patsy is there's a limousine waiting outside. There's also when
Speaker 3: she gets to the ikea at Victoria Gardens, there's a
Speaker 3: red carpet waiting there for her to go down to
Speaker 3: the trainers. That is why we ask her to bring
Speaker 3: a trainers and also heavy duty gloves so she can
Speaker 3: get a good grip and all the stuff she starts grabbing,
Speaker 3: just throwing.
Speaker 2: Back some of the champagne before the event.
Speaker 3: All right, So after I we'll be crossing live to
Speaker 3: the camar where Patsy will have sixty seconds to leg
Speaker 3: it around a mad minute to try and cram into
Speaker 3: a trolley with Rio's help as well. There's much stuff.
Speaker 3: Everything she gets in the sixty seconds she keeps that
Speaker 3: is her fiftieth That actually is a dream. This is
Speaker 3: a dream thing for Patsy.
Speaker 1: Well, Christian no Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, so this weekend is Patsy's fiftieth. We're not
Speaker 3: going to be seeing her. So today is Patsy's birthday.
Speaker 3: And we thought long and hard, what's a great gift
Speaker 3: from us to Patsy? And she loves Camart. So she's
Speaker 3: on a way in a limousine right now, glass of
Speaker 3: Champagne in hand. She's on her way to the nearest camar,
Speaker 3: which is Victoria Gardens when we are Richmond. When she
Speaker 3: gets there, she's going to be giving a very large
Speaker 3: empty shopping trolley. She's gonna have sixty seconds on the
Speaker 3: clock to cram as much Kmart came up, gear into
Speaker 3: the trolley's possible in sixty seconds and everything she gets
Speaker 3: that's her fiftieth Patsy, you're on your way. You're in
Speaker 3: the limo.
Speaker 8: I'm in the limo Christian. We're just turning Rice from
Speaker 8: Church Street onto Victoria Street, so we are very close.
Speaker 8: We're like a block away now.
Speaker 3: And have you started to formulate a strategy of where
Speaker 3: you're going to go to? First of all, I have and.
Speaker 8: Then you know what I need some new checutary boards.
Speaker 8: So the kitchen is mynber one spot of where we're
Speaker 8: going to go real. I need some checutary. I already
Speaker 8: know the one am after and you are going to
Speaker 8: grab that stuff like a monkey boy. Just shove it
Speaker 8: in the cart. And we're starting with the checutary boards.
Speaker 3: You can see those crazy American women at the Black
Speaker 3: Friday's House, Nick Patsy.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'commel show podcast.
Speaker 3: The champagne may have been a bad idea. She's in
Speaker 3: a limousine about to pull up Camart Victoria Gardens. What
Speaker 3: a scene. Then there's going to be a red carpet.
Speaker 3: Make your way down the red carpet into Kmart where
Speaker 3: she's going to be giving a very large empty shopping
Speaker 3: trolley sixty seconds on the clock. Everything she can cram
Speaker 3: in the trolley in sixty seconds. She's already said she's
Speaker 3: going to head to the charcuterie boards. Everything goes to
Speaker 3: the trolley in she said, she wins all of that.
Speaker 3: That is Patsy's fiftieth present from us, and.
Speaker 2: Came out is her disney Land. No one came up
Speaker 2: more than Patsy.
Speaker 3: Like I said at the weekend. She came onto the
Speaker 3: show Monday and told us that a daughter already had
Speaker 3: her eleventh with eight mates. Am you don't hire Camar
Speaker 3: to have her brother? But they just turned up there
Speaker 3: each the kids had twenty bucks or something to get
Speaker 3: what they wanted. That was the birthday there. When there
Speaker 3: was a new one near Patsy opening up. Her husband
Speaker 3: drove to it two weeks before it opened to sit
Speaker 3: in the car and just have a look at it
Speaker 3: on a Sunday. So you might be thinking, why have
Speaker 3: they done this? This is why she Belly of Friday
Speaker 3: goes by. She'sn't tipping something that she's got on a
Speaker 3: special at kmart. So this really is a dream gift
Speaker 3: for Patsy. Patsy, are you there?
Speaker 8: We are just coming up to the loading docks. For
Speaker 8: get going to the normal car park, Christian, this is
Speaker 8: my scy. We are passing through the red tape.
Speaker 3: Is this is how Timberlake does it? They go for overloading.
Speaker 8: Exactly exactly And can you believe my family? I'm getting
Speaker 8: NonStop texts to request to what they want when I'm
Speaker 8: in there.
Speaker 3: I believest it. Some of the requests, Patsy, what are
Speaker 3: some of the requests coming in?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 8: Chris, Chris is on board with the secunary board, but
Speaker 8: he said get a big one and all he wants anything, Barbie.
Speaker 8: But I'm telling them it's like sixty seconds, guys, we
Speaker 8: don't have a lot of time.
Speaker 3: All right, Rio Rio's there as well as handler. You
Speaker 3: so scared. It's like a hostage situation.
Speaker 6: She's got this looking her.
Speaker 10: We've just put up at the red carpet. But there's
Speaker 10: actually some paparazzi the bolage as the whole sheba. Perhaps
Speaker 10: he's just getting out now. She's very excited. Bigga's the champage.
Speaker 6: Dont worry about that.
Speaker 10: He's a She's just less a limo and she is
Speaker 10: waving to the fence.
Speaker 6: And when the loading doctor came up, remember.
Speaker 3: And she's out the limon now. So you can tell
Speaker 3: us on what was she like in the limousine? Frenzied trancy.
Speaker 10: Yeah, what's security boards?
Speaker 8: I want to they can have the long lines like
Speaker 8: so many questions.
Speaker 10: It was design. I'm trying to direct the limo drama.
Speaker 10: Ray I, y I really I wish we go. Do
Speaker 10: you gotta call it for yourself? But I think she's
Speaker 10: she's ready now. She keeps telling me how she's Yeah,
Speaker 10: I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. She's she's raced ahead
Speaker 10: of me.
Speaker 3: You need to know the reason why we've also sent
Speaker 3: Rio down for the last couple of years. Even though
Speaker 3: Rio is a very talented producer and bought a boy
Speaker 3: of the team, Patsy seems to think that he's her pa.
Speaker 3: Once a week he'll have to carry various things that
Speaker 3: have been sent here on mail order. So Patsy's car and.
Speaker 2: That's the topic. And tease coffee sailing.
Speaker 3: The real reason. He even has an alert on his
Speaker 3: phone at six o'clock in the morning to remind Patsy
Speaker 3: to do the news. I'm not to remind the news.
Speaker 3: It's a job. It's been a job for like thirty years.
Speaker 3: All right, We're going to play one last song when
Speaker 3: we come back. Then we'll put sixty seconds on the
Speaker 3: clock and the material girl will go well.
Speaker 1: Christian know Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: She is the Queen of breakfast Radio, the one and
Speaker 3: only Patrina Jones fifty. This weekend, I'll give to her
Speaker 3: sixty seconds on the clock. An empty shopping trolley a kmart.
Speaker 3: That's what's about to happen in a couple of seconds.
Speaker 3: Time because she's all showbis. She arrived like the stars
Speaker 3: two at Kmart via the loading bay. It's not for everyone,
Speaker 3: is that's what it's like to be in showbies guys
Speaker 3: loading base for us. Patsy you in position, I'm in position.
Speaker 8: I've got the cart rio. Are you on standby?
Speaker 10: I'm terrified Patsy has looked me dead in the eye.
Speaker 6: She goes, you've better not I've wanted the language, but
Speaker 6: to stop this.
Speaker 3: Up for me.
Speaker 10: She is exactly where it goes when we walked through
Speaker 10: the entrance like a Kmart savant, and she goes, op,
Speaker 10: kitchen's over here, and like walk through to get the kitchen.
Speaker 3: How does she know wreo? It feels like it's like
Speaker 3: a formula one. So she's at the starting grid, isn't
Speaker 3: she's reving out there?
Speaker 8: Yes, she was probably like it's a cram for some reason.
Speaker 8: I don't know why.
Speaker 3: So Patty, you're going to get sixty seconds on the cloth. Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: cram as much stuck, just grab as much as you can.
Speaker 3: It's all yours. Everything you get in sixty seconds, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that is yours. That's your fiftieth right. So again you're
Speaker 3: heading to the charcuterie boards.
Speaker 8: I'm standing right outside them right now. There's a faster
Speaker 8: ray and I'm really overwhelmed.
Speaker 3: And then where are you going? Where are you going
Speaker 3: from there? Have you worked out a room that you're
Speaker 3: going to take?
Speaker 8: Yeah, so it's just a few are up on the
Speaker 8: less as the appliances. I need a new toaster. We've
Speaker 8: still got the toaster we had from our weddings twenty
Speaker 8: three years ago and it's just about to carcket. So
Speaker 8: toaster is second. And then if we've still got time,
Speaker 8: you might kick a watery which is right at the
Speaker 8: back of the Toaster's real well, I hope.
Speaker 2: You still got time after one securitary boarding.
Speaker 3: The All right, Patsy, are you ready?
Speaker 8: One question I have to ask? What about breakages? Is
Speaker 8: through the glass covering any breaking?
Speaker 3: Don't worry about that, don't worry, right, Okay, just grab,
Speaker 3: smash whatever you need to go through whatever. Stand just
Speaker 3: I would be grabbing everything, yeah, yea yeah, yeah. And
Speaker 3: who's Rio as well? He's going to be running alongside.
Speaker 3: He's a guy. Get him to grab stuff as well.
Speaker 8: Okay, Ope, be worried about that.
Speaker 3: All right, Dynamic Duo, are you ready at kmart. Ready,
Speaker 3: Jackie boy, are you ready to put sixty seconds on
Speaker 3: the clock. I'm ready, all right, three two, one, go guys.
Speaker 8: Water bottles we need tho oh my god, yes, let
Speaker 8: ye those I have the places got fucky contains these.
Speaker 2: Containers.
Speaker 3: She's got a water bottle.
Speaker 8: Orange Jack on TV. There, I just gotttles, grab a kettles.
Speaker 8: Let's roup one.
Speaker 10: That's right.
Speaker 2: You think she's gonna be made to pay for At
Speaker 2: the end, she left her phone behind.
Speaker 3: Patsy. We've lost, Patsy.
Speaker 10: There, we've lost Yes, I'm there. Came with lock puch.
Speaker 10: We've burn espresso machine, which we're now singing towards the
Speaker 10: rugs and blanket. She's about to run up with a trolley.
Speaker 10: Watch air they stopped twenty seconds ago. Pat there's stuff
Speaker 10: overflowing from the troll. She fills the trolley up. I'm
Speaker 10: now going to have to become the trolley grabbing powers.
Speaker 10: We've got mirrors, we've got who.
Speaker 2: You've got a bonus, she said, stopping.
Speaker 8: Fruits on the city.
Speaker 10: Double the Troy. The Troy is higher than.
Speaker 9: Her at this point.
Speaker 10: Toilet that need toil that? Okay, okay, stop that.
Speaker 6: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, all right, tell us what is in
Speaker 3: the trolley. Now we've lost pats We've lost with Patsy.
Speaker 3: She's gone rogue.
Speaker 8: All right, Patty, we've we've lost you.
Speaker 10: But I'll come start lucky next year. We have okay
Speaker 10: for at least all right.
Speaker 7: We've got a.
Speaker 10: Food on Dick spat Matt, fake plan and orchids anything
Speaker 10: a kettle. Didn't get a toasted lunch box. We gottor
Speaker 10: which contained a.
Speaker 2: Third containers, and.
Speaker 10: You got three drink bottles. We've also got we got
Speaker 10: scary boards, a random massive drink bottle.
Speaker 6: It was just a blurt.
Speaker 10: It was like I could I couldn't keep up. It
Speaker 10: was like watching someone looting a shopping It was truly terrifying,
Speaker 10: but super. The trolley story was overflowing. It was literally
Speaker 10: above her head. She had one hand on top of
Speaker 10: the top of the trolley and wheeling it with the
Speaker 10: other hand, and she's like careers into all the different shells.
Speaker 1: It was chaos.
Speaker 3: Oh my, Patsy, well done and happy birthday from all
Speaker 3: of us. Patsy. We'll see you back here soon.
Speaker 8: Thanks many bye.
Speaker 3: You're listening to the Question Know Carl's Show podcast, The
Speaker 3: time is up, Patsy, the time is up, Porio. So
Speaker 3: we are on a break for two weeks. Don't worry.
Speaker 3: It felt like I'm still here. No shortage of various
Speaker 3: clips been played to death from apparently some of our
Speaker 3: best bits. Your poor things. You need a break, We
Speaker 3: need a break. But before we go in half an
Speaker 3: hour's time, we really do have to say another big
Speaker 3: thank you. Last week I got an email for an
Speaker 3: amazing woman, a Cara, like so many people with these
Speaker 3: cares do, such an amazing work called Hidie, and she
Speaker 3: sent me an email telling me about someone called a
Speaker 3: Dina who she cares for. She's part of a ten
Speaker 3: person team of carers that look after a Dina. A
Speaker 3: Dina is three years into sadly being diagnosed with MND.
Speaker 3: And Heidi was email and asking if we could promote
Speaker 3: something that they were trying to raise money so that
Speaker 3: this beautiful Dina and her two lovely kids and her
Speaker 3: husband they could get especially adapted vehicle van so that
Speaker 3: she could still do the school run with the kids.
Speaker 3: You could sit in between them in a wheelchair with
Speaker 3: her two kids. And they need the money. Just to
Speaker 3: get second hand one would cost around twenty two thousand,
Speaker 3: didn't have anything on Monday. We spoke to Heidi and
Speaker 3: it was a bye about by about lunchtime on Monday,
Speaker 3: you'd raise the money, which is amazing. I know, you know,
Speaker 3: people are still having it very very hard. There's a
Speaker 3: lot fair at the moment, but the cost of living,
Speaker 3: the shortages of letters in the country and tomatoes. Even
Speaker 3: saw the other day there was a shortage of sacchini
Speaker 3: and it's a school holiday, so I know, us asking
Speaker 3: for money on Monday it's a big ass. But you
Speaker 3: got the money and it kept coming in, and so
Speaker 3: we asked aDNA. We went back to and said is
Speaker 3: there anything else that we could get? People still giving money.
Speaker 3: They want out and so they've always want to have
Speaker 3: a holiday. They've just not been able to get the
Speaker 3: money together, and obviously they've been trying to save every penny.
Speaker 3: So thanks to your very generous donations, they've got the van.
Speaker 3: She's getting that and she's gone away in a couple
Speaker 3: of weeks time to the Gold Coast. Two cares will
Speaker 3: go whether they'd be looked after as well, and her
Speaker 3: and the kids will have some new memories and new
Speaker 3: stories up there. So thank you very very much. Jack,
Speaker 3: What is the money that when we literally had nothing
Speaker 3: at eight o'clock Monday morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks to everybody who donated a final total of
Speaker 2: thirty seven thousand and seventy three dollars.
Speaker 3: Honestly, that will you know, we talk about making a
Speaker 3: difference in somebody lives, that will make a huge difference.
Speaker 3: So thank you very much. But really, this is the
Speaker 3: best word to say. Thank you, actually from Heidi who
Speaker 3: started all this.
Speaker 14: Hi, Christian, it's Heidy here and I thought i'd just
Speaker 14: touched base with you. What you guys have achieved in
Speaker 14: the last forty eight hours is just unbelievable. When I
Speaker 14: wrote you that letter, that letter I wrote from my heart.
Speaker 14: It was after a really tough session with aDNA. So
Speaker 14: I'm so grateful and I can't thank you enough. Today
Speaker 14: Adena has been a bit beside herself with excitement, very teary,
Speaker 14: and she can't believe that somebody has done this, people
Speaker 14: have done this for her. I want to thank all
Speaker 14: the Melbourne listeners out there that dug deep in such
Speaker 14: hard times for all of us. You have made a
Speaker 14: difference to a family as world that you don't even realize.
Speaker 14: We are all forever grateful.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, guys.
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Speaker 3: Time for today's time waster. The time Waster is middle
Speaker 3: aged movies. With Patsy turning fifty. It's official, She's now
Speaker 3: middle aged. For grabs besting show today wins another unit
Speaker 3: n Appcam solo pro security Camera, the Wife fore Security
Speaker 3: Camera and spotlight in one Middle aged movies, y Oh,
Speaker 3: Planet of the Planet of the Aches, Brick Silver, the
Speaker 3: cougar Land Express to cougar Land Express to the Pineapple Express,
Speaker 3: the Cougar Oh yeah, Oh, chase that one, don't it.
Speaker 3: Chase Not the horse whisperer, No, no, the hearse whisperer.
Speaker 3: You coming, you go. Natural causes, men who stare up boats,
Speaker 3: Oh god, I'd love one like that. Would not good
Speaker 3: will hunting? No good will writing? And dirty dad dancing
Speaker 3: bronze all over the place today They all right, jackie boy,
Speaker 3: could you say? But middle aged movies.
Speaker 2: This is one, particularly for pat to celebrate Patty this week.
Speaker 2: Shingles all the way, gold men, hysteric goats, cheese, I
Speaker 2: have a little bit of that.
Speaker 3: That's nothing, show me the status, just amy that bronze.
Speaker 3: You middle aged people will go, oh lovely.
Speaker 2: Weekend at heart Bernies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: Silva and my best friend's third wedding.
Speaker 3: That's good gold.
Speaker 1: Gold for that Christian Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Huggy just popped in. He's on After nine. He had
Speaker 3: with us yesterday. He sent Jack and Iron email of
Speaker 3: a letter he wrote he wrote to Bill Clinton in
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety seven when he was running America. I'm asking
Speaker 3: if he would come on Huggy's show that he was
Speaker 3: doing in the afternoon as a guest. I mean, God
Speaker 3: loves a trolled. I mean shoot the stars for sure,
Speaker 3: but I want to know what brainstorming they've been in.
Speaker 3: We're like, Clinton's the guy. I will get Clinton for us.
Speaker 3: I will get Bill Clinton on. Bill Clinton wrote back,
Speaker 3: blessed him a very nice letter, actually on and huge.
Speaker 3: He showed it to us yesterday. It's not headed paper
Speaker 3: from the White House. But Bill Clinton clearly thinks the
Speaker 3: letters from a childs mentioned about still working Scott actual.
Speaker 3: He must have read it and looked at the grammar
Speaker 3: and thought this is from a guess from the language here,
Speaker 3: a ten year old boy.
Speaker 2: The actual line back from Bill Clinton is I encourage
Speaker 2: you to continue setting high goals for the future. By
Speaker 2: working hard in school and standing up for your beliefs,
Speaker 2: you were preparing for the time when your generation will
Speaker 2: be leading America in the twenty first century.
Speaker 3: One thing he was right though, he marked him for greatness.
Speaker 3: Clinton saw it before the rest of the he saw it.
Speaker 3: It's latent, it's dormant. He hasn't yet got it, but
Speaker 3: he will. He will. This show is on a break
Speaker 3: for two weeks, so I'm soon. Is he going to
Speaker 3: ask Huggy can he write some more letters to the
Speaker 3: stars as a producer of this show to see in
Speaker 3: the next two weeks that were off? Who can he
Speaker 3: get us? Ask Biden? Can he get Uncle Joe on
Speaker 3: ceep Jill in the show? All right? Turn out him
Speaker 3: at the time? Wastter middle aged movies? You ready to
Speaker 3: mark Jack, Let's do it. No cougars for old men?
Speaker 3: Silver Scott twelve angry menopausal women. Silver, I'm not say
Speaker 3: go nowhere near that one, Andy Marleon Colostomy, Ah, God
Speaker 3: we that sorry. Julian, Poor old Julian dude. Where's my caravan?
Speaker 2: Gold?
Speaker 3: Very good tim you me and a replacement me, Mattie,
Speaker 3: well done. Four funerals in a wedding Gold, Grumpy old
Speaker 3: menopause Silver, Romance in the kidney stone silver plus, White
Speaker 3: men can't dump. Oh god, it all stacked up.
Speaker 2: Gold plus. That is so good.
Speaker 3: I didn't put your name on that. That's brilliant. The
Speaker 3: Yanka's got cataract on a hot tim roof gold. When
Speaker 3: Harry met Sadie's thirty five year old son, Josh Josh,
Speaker 3: that is so funny. When Harry met Sadie's thirty five
Speaker 3: year olds that is great. Just wrinkles in the midst Silver.
Speaker 3: Joe the Proctologist rings twice Gold Richard John Wicker. That's
Speaker 3: a wicker furniture John.
Speaker 2: They probably do like Wicker more than a young person.
Speaker 3: Silverl plus that accords you goats cheese.
Speaker 2: Tell me a middle aged person doesn't love got.
Speaker 3: Everyone loves goats cheese.
Speaker 2: Twenty year olds bet.
Speaker 3: Twenty olds do like today, all right. They love goat
Speaker 3: and cheese. Midnight toilet run, Oh, I need another pee
Speaker 3: Silver plus. The girl with the sagging tattoo gold Andrea,
Speaker 3: well done, pill will Girl's got all the little boxes
Speaker 3: all lined up for the week. The farsten of flatulan silver,
Speaker 3: A fistful of rennies what's the rennie is a tablet
Speaker 3: for Hartbert silver plus? All right? Who is winning? The
Speaker 3: prize goes to the unit obsecurity camp.
Speaker 2: Congratulations Josh when Harry met Sally's thirty five year old son.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Josh, very funny. All right. Then, before we
Speaker 3: say goodbye and we will be back in two weeks time,
Speaker 3: we've got to say a happy birthday to the birthday
Speaker 3: girl turning fifty on Monday, Patsy, stick.
Speaker 9: A fork in me.
Speaker 8: I am done, boys, I am done. I have had
Speaker 8: the best sixty minutes of my life. To light o'clock.
Speaker 8: That was awesome.
Speaker 3: If you tuned doing, you think, oh wow, who is
Speaker 3: this person on? They've just been to kmart? No, she's
Speaker 3: been to came up. We gave us sixty seconds to
Speaker 3: an empty trolley, everything she could cram in and came
Speaker 3: out in sixty seconds. That is her present for her
Speaker 3: fiftieth to Patsy. Are you happy with everything you got?
Speaker 8: Oh, Christian, I could not have got a better present.
Speaker 8: It was absolutely perfect. I loved every second of it.
Speaker 8: Thank you so so much to him. I loved it.
Speaker 8: I loved it.
Speaker 3: And Patty got the VIP treatment. She was ushered from
Speaker 3: here in a limousine to Ika, thank you very much
Speaker 3: for Victoria. Guns arrived on a red carpet and then
Speaker 3: into the loading bay. And that's how they do it
Speaker 3: for the Oscars. Is it antil? They go via the
Speaker 3: load Patsy. I'm gut to We're not going to be
Speaker 3: their Monday when it's your fiftieth. But I just want
Speaker 3: to say happy birthday for Monday.
Speaker 8: Oh look, thank you so much. And I am the
Speaker 8: lucky and I mean that, I am genuinely the luckiest woman.
Speaker 8: I've got so much to be thankful for in life,
Speaker 8: and this team is one of them. Christian, you bring
Speaker 8: so much joy to our lives, to your show, and
Speaker 8: it was such a blessing to come into my life
Speaker 8: four years ago.
Speaker 3: You made the show with me and Jack Patsy, and
Speaker 3: it's actually been a huge joy watching over the last
Speaker 3: four years has become more and more you. I think you.
Speaker 3: I think you're a real megastar, pats they always have done.
Speaker 3: I think you're brilliant on this show. You're irreplaceable, Patsy.
Speaker 3: I think you're great and have a fantastic birthday on Monday.
Speaker 3: And I hope you really look back at you've been
Speaker 3: through so much, Patsy, you are a survivor. You're not
Speaker 3: a survivor, you're a thrive Well done, Patsy.
Speaker 8: Oh look, honestly, thank you so much. From the bottom
Speaker 8: of my heart. I could not My bucket list is full.
Speaker 8: I could not ask for anymore in life. I've got
Speaker 8: the most adoring.
Speaker 11: Her for me.
Speaker 2: That toilet brush I got for free, the plastic containers.
Speaker 3: You've got three bath bets.
Speaker 8: I'm not twelve, malth matvel.
Speaker 3: Well there three in the family. The dogs can have one.
Speaker 8: Everyone gets about that when I come back.
Speaker 10: To the station.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Yeah, happy birthday, Thank you all right, we
Speaker 3: will be back in two weeks time. Thank you very
Speaker 3: much for joining us on the show. Like perhaps you
Speaker 3: make the show with us. You really do your calls
Speaker 3: every day, the hundreds of you that do enter the
Speaker 3: at work time waster that make us laugh out loud
Speaker 3: every single day. You are the show with us. Thank
Speaker 3: you very much. We're back in two weeks time. Take care,
Speaker 3: huggies on the way. ARTI has written some more letters
Speaker 3: to world leaders try and get them on the show. Well.
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