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Speaker 1: Jum mission with Jones and Amanda Well.

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Speaker 2: We enjoyed his company so much.

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Speaker 3: Last week we thought, let's get Will Anderson on again

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Speaker 3: and again and again. I can just see him on

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Speaker 3: zoom there grooving to Diana Ross.

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Speaker 2: Look get him groove.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Will, good morning, Thanks very much for having me back.

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Speaker 1: I'm very excited to be back on the show. I

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Speaker 1: felt like I got a little bit of free music

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Speaker 1: there at the start, and this is as close to

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Speaker 1: doing a stand up show as I've got in the

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Speaker 1: last eight months, Amanda, and I'm just taking Diana Ross

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Speaker 1: as my walk on music today.

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Speaker 3: She could be your support act.

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Speaker 2: Maybe each good.

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Speaker 1: I mean unlikely at this stage.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, last.

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Speaker 1: My brother Ross, maybe I can get for my support

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Speaker 1: out my Diana Ross might be out of my leg.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations on grewin last week. The ratings were extraordinary. I

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Speaker 3: think you're one of the top shows of the week.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, no one was more amazed than we were, Amanda.

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Speaker 1: It was incredible that it was our I think it

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Speaker 1: was the ABC's biggest Wednesday night since a Wednesday night

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Speaker 1: in twenty fourteen that happened to be New Year's Eve.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, it was very exciting, but I think that

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Speaker 1: you know the reason for that is that you know,

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Speaker 1: we're in this time where everybody's watched everything else. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you're like me, but I've clocked Netflix.

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Speaker 1: I'm through Stan. I think people are just so desperate.

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Speaker 1: If there's something new on television, we'll all gather around,

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Speaker 1: gather around, family, bring grandmama and the littlest of children.

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Speaker 1: We sit down and we watched The Groom.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're the new Pianola.

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Speaker 2: Well, my wife and I've been watching Salvage Hunters. I

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Speaker 2: don't know if you've seen these guys in Western Australia

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Speaker 2: who go in and just get sunken ships and guys

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Speaker 2: have got their tractors bogged. And Helen is fully invested

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Speaker 2: into Salvage Hunters right now. She even knows the terminology

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Speaker 2: is well, you wouldn't use a D nine to pull

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Speaker 2: that out? Well, you could use an excavator for that.

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Speaker 2: And I'm going, who are you? If I'm married?

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Speaker 1: What I love about those shows and it doesn't matter

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Speaker 1: if it's an excavation show or a real estate show. You know,

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Speaker 1: a modeling show, a cooking show. It takes two episodes,

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Speaker 1: much like watching diving and gymnastics at the Olympics. You've

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Speaker 1: watched too. You're an immediate expert in it. You know

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Speaker 1: more than anyone who's been doing it for fifteen years.

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Speaker 1: You're like, I just would not do that like that.

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Speaker 1: That is her signature. Walk is not a signature.

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Speaker 3: I've become obsessed with watching the latest season of Alone.

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Speaker 3: Have you seen this in the Canadian Arctic? Where people

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Speaker 3: are actually living on their own one hundred days? If

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Speaker 3: you get that, you get a million dollars. And I'm

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Speaker 3: in the comfort of my couch saying why are they

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Speaker 3: building a shelter like that?

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Speaker 1: As if I don't, Oh, that's never gonna stand up

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Speaker 1: out here. You're an absolute anyway, honey, gave me another last.

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Speaker 2: That's not how you drink your own urine? Do it

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Speaker 2: like that? What kind of stuff you're looking at tonight?

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Speaker 1: That is the complete wrong mug urine.

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Speaker 2: Don't use crazy.

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Speaker 3: What do we see tonight? What sort of things are

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Speaker 3: you chasing?

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Speaker 1: Well, there is one product that was always intrinsically linked

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Speaker 1: with advertising, and that was soap. Soap operas are actually

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Speaker 1: called soap operas because they used to be the stories

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Speaker 1: in between soap advertisements to sell soap. But of course

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Speaker 1: soap hasn't advertised much in the last twenty years. It's

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Speaker 1: become a bit ungroovy. And now suddenly soap is back,

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Speaker 1: and particular hand sanitizer, which has gone up fourteen one

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Speaker 1: hundred percent in sales since the start of the year.

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Speaker 1: So we're going to look at how the big businesses

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Speaker 1: sell you soap.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we remember the soapads, you know, wash your

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Speaker 2: hands Jeffrey with the solvo Jeffrey, Solvo Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: And then there was the one about Simon Tahiti where they.

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Speaker 2: Get a seat belt.

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Speaker 1: On the Imperial leather, Imperial leather.

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Speaker 3: And came a darling to me, you're more and more

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Speaker 3: beautiful every day.

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Speaker 2: I could never understand how water stayed in a spa

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Speaker 2: in a plane would not splush everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that is the one floor in that advertisement, Jonesy.

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Speaker 1: It's good that you've misbusted that one. You've really you've

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Speaker 1: disproved it. I started to believe that they weren't actually

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Speaker 1: in a spar on a plane, and maybe they were

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Speaker 1: just in some studio pretending to me.

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Speaker 3: And do you remember last year when the discussion went viral,

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Speaker 3: do you wash your legs. Maybe they should have attached

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Speaker 3: a product to that.

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Speaker 2: These are all the big What about washing your legs

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Speaker 2: with hand sanitizer? Can you do that? Because they shouldn't

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Speaker 2: you have legs sanitizer.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure that you should be doing it too

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Speaker 1: much either because yesterday the tickets. So we tape at

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Speaker 1: the ABSC very high protocols around COVID, as they should be,

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Speaker 1: but in between, every time you're touched by someone with

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Speaker 1: a microphone or wardrobe or whatever, you meant to hand sanitize.

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Speaker 1: And I woke up this morning like instead of going

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Speaker 1: to the studio to shoot a TV show, I'd gone

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Speaker 1: to the fight club to do twelve rounds with Brad

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Speaker 1: Pitch shirtless because I am bleeding from my knuckles.

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Speaker 2: It's very drying. It is very drying. Quite right, get

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Speaker 2: on the for oil of u Land. You know that

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Speaker 2: we should get on the ground floor of that stuff

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Speaker 2: because that the moisturizer people.

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Speaker 1: They are trying to get in Vaselina trying to get in.

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Speaker 1: And I should mention we're also going to have a

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Speaker 1: I'd like to give a warning about this one. We're

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Speaker 1: going to talk about the bushfires and how the bushfires

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Speaker 1: have been covered in advertisements, particularly for the nrm A.

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Speaker 1: On the show tonight, if yeah, it's kind of it's

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Speaker 1: pretty full on footage, so I would like to give

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Speaker 1: a warding awarding.

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Speaker 2: Oh we lost your zoom, let's come back.

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Speaker 1: In depth conversation.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, well this is great grewing us back Tonight

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Speaker 2: today thirty on ABC and I view Will Anderson. It's

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Speaker 2: always a tree.

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Speaker 3: Don't wash your

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Speaker 1: Legs with join Z and Amanda