Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm Tracy Grimshaw.
Speaker 1: Welcome to a parent affair tonight.
Speaker 2: We're coming to you from my bedroom.
Speaker 1: Some things maka more sinse than others. Which is trained
Speaker 1: in gymnast One Commodore Games Gold in nineteen ninety that
Speaker 1: his performance on the pommel Horse India Marcus, grow up,
Speaker 1: bless yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 2: You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar.
Speaker 1: This is just I'm still to blay a couple of mitches. Reckon.
Speaker 2: We should include Jenna's name in the opener.
Speaker 1: Tell about a compromise. We'll say your name, but it's
Speaker 1: said in the simlish drap. Luby perfect Now his MIXTUREI
Speaker 1: and Michi Okay, welcome back. Hi guys, Jenna.
Speaker 2: Mere Gooday guys. Now are we all?
Speaker 1: I'm very good. I'm feeling good. We've got a guest
Speaker 1: not in studio technically via zoom. We have the one
Speaker 1: and only Tony Lodge from the One Trick Only.
Speaker 2: How are you, darlin?
Speaker 3: I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 2: Oh? So good? I'm so sorry that just when Melbourne's
Speaker 2: been let out of lockdown, We're like, no, go home,
Speaker 2: to your home studio. We locked you back down to
Speaker 2: join us on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean today I went out and got myself
Speaker 3: a sandwich, but I've done myself some damage because it's
Speaker 3: actually given me a stitch the size of Tasmania. And
Speaker 3: I ate this massive right, I ate this massive sandwich,
Speaker 3: and I'm actually in pain, like I'm sweating. I'm sweating.
Speaker 1: Your body's not hitting the volume right, Yes, you couldn't
Speaker 1: get out and warm, so now that I'm mobile, you're
Speaker 1: like those people in in Walley, you know, like the
Speaker 1: really fat humans that like their joints all dislodge after
Speaker 1: years of sitting on chairs. That's what Melbourne's like now,
Speaker 1: or the jelly between that you were.
Speaker 3: I thought you were cosplaying that. Actually I thought it was.
Speaker 1: Gonna say yes no for Halloween. I've still got the
Speaker 1: makeup and the suit on. Yes, I just like to
Speaker 1: keep in things like a week after Halloween. But tiny people,
Speaker 1: let listen to the show. Very Abbot listeners would have
Speaker 1: already RECOGNI your voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm wondering if anyone was able to put two
Speaker 2: and two together, because you've actually technically been part of
Speaker 2: our podcast since day one. So we've got Bradley who
Speaker 2: does all our male voice over stuff, but you're the chick.
Speaker 2: You're on our female Is there anything over there?
Speaker 1: This is Bradley, I know, right, classic Campy Bradley. And
Speaker 1: then we've got this is the wonderful Tony.
Speaker 3: As Helen Keller once said, this podcast is fucking dope
Speaker 3: you're listening to?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: That's a good one. Couple of mich used that in
Speaker 1: a while, tea, that's a long while.
Speaker 2: We can return the favor now that you've got your
Speaker 2: own podcast. What is it? One trick Tony?
Speaker 1: What we do? One trick Tony? Guys, she isn't a phony.
Speaker 1: You're listening to one trick Tony?
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll get you guys to record those to me.
Speaker 3: But I'm not paying just like it.
Speaker 1: Did we pay you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, we definitely didn't.
Speaker 2: How long have you been doing the podcast? Now? It's
Speaker 2: been a while, right.
Speaker 3: I just released episode fourteen, bloody. I know, I think
Speaker 3: like for me, so we've just come out of lockdown,
Speaker 3: like you guys said, But when I started it, it
Speaker 3: feels like a month ago. But it's been literally fourteen
Speaker 3: fricking weeks, which is wild. But you guys have been
Speaker 3: going for over a year now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had our one year anniversary.
Speaker 2: Yeah you'll you'll get there one day, Dylan, you'll be there.
Speaker 3: I doubt it. It's a lot of effort. You guys
Speaker 3: have got you two and Jenna Jennifer ne shit for us.
Speaker 1: It's also it's killed our friendship. We laugh in here
Speaker 1: then as soon as the MIC's go off. Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: we don't talk to each other's porta and Ellen.
Speaker 3: None of you told me that she was going to
Speaker 3: be on.
Speaker 1: We don't tell Jenna anything.
Speaker 3: Jenna, that's incredibly rude. Okay, I'm a guest.
Speaker 5: I want you here.
Speaker 3: Are you guys hearing this?
Speaker 1: No? No, her MIC's don't connect it to our headphones,
Speaker 1: So let's continue talking. You know what's funny, Tony actually
Speaker 1: used to work here in Sydney at Kiss where we
Speaker 1: work now, and like Tony, you were at one point,
Speaker 1: like in my Top three best Friends.
Speaker 2: What are you saying?
Speaker 3: Am I not anymore?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 1: I mean the messages and the facetimes have dropped off,
Speaker 1: and there was a point where you give me great
Speaker 1: life advice and now with the podcast and very busy.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay, So
Speaker 3: I work breakfast radio, which Mitch Combs fully understands. I
Speaker 3: don't know what jennadals. She just like is a mouse.
Speaker 3: But we both work very early block a Cheddar and
Speaker 3: Mitch Chery. You work at night time. It's not it's
Speaker 3: not good for a friendship.
Speaker 2: No, it's actually not easy to overlap at all, to
Speaker 2: be honest, but hey, I feel like you meant that
Speaker 2: to be a nice thing, but it just came out.
Speaker 2: So you used to be one.
Speaker 1: On the way here in the car and my Tony's
Speaker 1: on the pod. What can I say to rekindle that friendship.
Speaker 1: I'll put her in the top three, and then here
Speaker 1: you are slashing me back.
Speaker 3: I think I'm still in the top three. Told I've
Speaker 3: said this on the podcast before. Actually, but I told
Speaker 3: you you were gay. There's no other friend that better
Speaker 3: than that.
Speaker 1: No, you actually did. I didn't. I had not realized
Speaker 1: it or thought it in my head at that point.
Speaker 2: No one can take that away from Tony.
Speaker 1: Your congratulations, Tony. So you got me in this in
Speaker 1: this fucking position.
Speaker 2: Good. Hey, that's one thing that I like to do
Speaker 2: with all of our guests that we have here on
Speaker 2: the podcast. And that is to contribute to my list
Speaker 2: of things better than drugs and dick. So it's essentially
Speaker 2: just the little list of things, you know, opportunities to
Speaker 2: look to appreciate the small things in life, you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. There are some people that get really
Speaker 2: hung up on drugs and or dick, and so it's
Speaker 2: like a psa, a reminder that there is more to life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that brattles some off in case no
Speaker 1: one's the first time, wasn't it?
Speaker 2: Okay? So there's a cool breeze, a nice hot meal,
Speaker 2: a beautiful pizza, an apple with a good crunch. More
Speaker 2: recent ones we've had stealing from the self served checkout.
Speaker 2: That was Mary from the Idea podcast.
Speaker 1: Well, well that is no more. That podcast was canceled O.
Speaker 2: I know they finished up having a fresh Oh my god,
Speaker 2: are you guys like a death intent?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, people come on it.
Speaker 3: People come on your podcast, and then the podcast tend
Speaker 3: to ship where the death wish.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. You'll have to wait and see, because we're
Speaker 2: planning to do an episode with you as well. I
Speaker 2: believe that this is part one. If people head to
Speaker 2: one Trick Tony and hit subscribe or follow whatever you
Speaker 2: need to do. Do that now. The episode will drop
Speaker 2: on Thursday, so we'll see if we ruin your podcasts
Speaker 2: or not. But if you got something to add now,
Speaker 2: or do you want to have to think about something
Speaker 2: better than drugs and dick?
Speaker 3: Okay, I've got one. It's a little bit similar to
Speaker 3: one of those, but I just can't go past it.
Speaker 3: Really good melted cheese.
Speaker 2: Okay, melted cheese, not melted cheese. Stringers dangerous as we
Speaker 2: found out.
Speaker 1: I was just going to say, I've got a great recipe.
Speaker 3: For another one. I've got another one. Yeah, a glass
Speaker 3: of really cold water.
Speaker 1: No, I hate it. I've got very sensitive teeth. I'm
Speaker 1: on the sensor dine daily.
Speaker 2: I can't do that, Betty yet a bottle, I've got
Speaker 2: one right here. I'm constantly topping it up.
Speaker 1: That's too polarizing, though. What about a nice strong cup
Speaker 1: of Barista made coffee?
Speaker 3: Oh? I don't not everyone like coffee?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Shut up, Jen, I'm talking to the guests. Jenna, bring
Speaker 3: with me or not, I'm not interested. Get her off.
Speaker 2: I'm sick of it.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Tiny is here for the pot episode, which you'll
Speaker 1: be exciting later on.
Speaker 2: We're going to get her to do one of our
Speaker 2: prank call games. So I hope you're keen for that. Dylan.
Speaker 2: We're gonna when we invade your podcast, we'll do all
Speaker 2: the conversational stuff, but while you're here, we're going to
Speaker 2: carry on like cockheads. I hope you're prepared.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope that people like me. What if people
Speaker 3: start listening and then they go, oh, that's not a
Speaker 3: good choice.
Speaker 2: Nah, that wouldn't happen. They all frothed od when we
Speaker 2: had them on. They trust our recommendations.
Speaker 1: I feel your podcast numbers will go through the roof
Speaker 1: and then three weeks later you'll be canceled. So you
Speaker 1: have fun, enjoyed it well?
Speaker 3: At lasts.
Speaker 1: We're gonna start show the same way we do every
Speaker 1: week with something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: It's an iGEM and is it just me? A word?
Speaker 1: Weave coin and I don't know mitches, Mitch doesn't own
Speaker 1: I went first last week. Mitch, why don't you jump
Speaker 1: in and start the show?
Speaker 2: Sure, okay, I can do that, all right, here we go?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Do you wish that Lady Gaga
Speaker 2: would just stop dogging Katy Perry? Oh, she really wants
Speaker 2: to be friends. Katy Perry does with Gaga, but she's
Speaker 2: just not getting anything back.
Speaker 1: I'm not familiar with that is they are a famous
Speaker 1: feud there.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't call it a feud, but there have been
Speaker 2: a few times where Katie has tried to, like, you know,
Speaker 2: reach out and chat to her online. There was one
Speaker 2: the other day that I saw, right, so, Gaga put
Speaker 2: up something about the US election. Katie Perry shared it
Speaker 2: on Twitter and wrote, pause up, Lady Gaga, and all
Speaker 2: of the replies, I just, girl, why are you bothering?
Speaker 2: She's just going to ignore you again, because there is
Speaker 2: a track record of Katy Perry trying to interact with
Speaker 2: Gargo online and just getting nothing in return. And it
Speaker 2: makes me so sad because I love both of them,
Speaker 2: and Katy Perry just wants to be friends with everyone.
Speaker 2: That's why she patched things up with Taylor Swift with.
Speaker 1: Those terrible cookie with the leaves on them or something,
Speaker 1: and she gave her a stick and a chop chip
Speaker 1: cookie and so let's be friends.
Speaker 2: She sent her an actual olive branch.
Speaker 1: Creative but that was Orlando's idea.
Speaker 2: Don't you be shady to Katie.
Speaker 3: I could take or leave Katy Perry.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I tend to agree. If I had to pick
Speaker 1: her or Lady Gary. If there was a sinking, I'm
Speaker 1: going Gaga. Yeah every time.
Speaker 2: Sure, Yeah, I feel like Lady Gaga is more elite
Speaker 2: in my mind. But I actually don't think I could
Speaker 2: hang out with her like I feel like she could
Speaker 2: just she could turn on you. I feel like she
Speaker 2: could disappoint me. You know where it's Katy Perry. I
Speaker 2: feel like you know what you're getting. Yeah, wholesome, but yes,
Speaker 2: this has happened multiple times. Right, So Katy Perry posted
Speaker 2: on Instagram a bunch of movie tickets she went and
Speaker 2: saw A Star Is Born a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2: When Gaga within that, yeah, of course, and she's like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is incredibly moving. Congrats, friends tagged Gaga. Nothing not
Speaker 2: even a light nothing. Oh and Gaga was replying to
Speaker 2: other people. She did this big speel to Anne Hathaway
Speaker 2: when she was complimenting the film. And then you remember
Speaker 2: her vabe this show that I went to a couple
Speaker 2: of years ago, Enigma the.
Speaker 1: Cabaret or something right of it anyway, Yeah, sorry.
Speaker 2: So I went to that and the night I was there.
Speaker 2: Celine Dion was also there, and Lady Gaga stopped down
Speaker 2: the whole show and gave her this big speel. I
Speaker 2: can't remember the exact words, but it was essentially like
Speaker 2: you are my hero, we all worship you, and everyone
Speaker 2: was applauding it with this whole big fanfare. Katy Perry
Speaker 2: went to her show. Nothing, not even one acknowledgment at all.
Speaker 2: I've even got the most cringe photo of all time
Speaker 2: where Katy Perry went to the meet and greet. I
Speaker 2: don't know if she would label organize it, but you
Speaker 2: can just see. I'm gonna give you guys the photo.
Speaker 2: Just go google Katie Perry Lady Gaga enigma. She does
Speaker 2: not enjoy Katy Perry being there. Tony can see it.
Speaker 3: She looks like a fan.
Speaker 2: But yes, it's happened a few times. Katie Perry's even
Speaker 2: gone on records. I'd love to collab with Gaga. Nothing
Speaker 2: just absolutely no sign of life. There's never been any
Speaker 2: interaction between them, and I feel bad because I'm kind
Speaker 2: of starting to agree with the fan that, like, girl,
Speaker 2: stop trying. She's never going to get back to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if you agree with Tony, But
Speaker 1: I feel like Lady Gaga is that one girl in school,
Speaker 1: right that is like nails drama, tops the class really
Speaker 1: good and then leaves school and gets in one, you know,
Speaker 1: Sydney Theater Company production of Pippen as the lead and
Speaker 1: then just doesn't talk to anyone, thinks they're absolute kinshit
Speaker 1: for the rest of their life, right.
Speaker 3: And changes their last name on Facebook so that people
Speaker 3: can't find them anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, changes it to like, yeah Stephanie Cookie,
Speaker 1: so it.
Speaker 3: Would be like Tony Louise instead of Tony Lodge. Yeah
Speaker 3: have you done that?
Speaker 2: You changed it to Tony Louise.
Speaker 3: No not, absolutely not. I'm not that up myself.
Speaker 6: God.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is tragic, you know what. I actually think
Speaker 1: there is proof in that this could eventually one day
Speaker 1: happen because technically this is the same situation, Mitch, that
Speaker 1: you and Tony have been in before. Well remember when
Speaker 1: you guys were talking, you know you're talking now years later.
Speaker 1: I mean your careers are both ended. That's what might
Speaker 1: happen with Katie and and Gaga. But when we used
Speaker 1: to work here together, Tony and I are best friends
Speaker 1: top three and that point maybe my number one, and
Speaker 1: Tony and I would hang out all the time, and
Speaker 1: you'd go, Mitch, me, you and Tony get along like
Speaker 1: a house on fire. Let's tease something up. I want
Speaker 1: your messager, and then he'd message me and go, oh,
Speaker 1: Tony doesn't reply, Oh, she doesn't want to hang out
Speaker 1: with us, Like, no, we saw.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you embellish everything. This is what happened.
Speaker 3: Happened.
Speaker 2: I had a proper conversation with Mitch where I was like,
Speaker 2: how many times do you have to be rejected before
Speaker 2: you stop suggesting to hang out with someone? Because I've
Speaker 2: said to Tony a few times we should do this,
Speaker 2: we should do that, and there's always been something. And
Speaker 2: then I said, maybe she's just the type that doesn't
Speaker 2: like to mix work with friends, like she doesn't like
Speaker 2: to hang out with colleagues, and Mitch goes, I wh've
Speaker 2: been to the movies like ten times together.
Speaker 1: I was like, what I am bellish?
Speaker 3: We saw more that is not fuck and true? We
Speaker 3: should Yeah, we saw Oceans eight actually the Mindy Kaling one,
Speaker 3: which was great, and then I just moved away to
Speaker 3: get away from them. I know you did.
Speaker 2: I was like, ah, well I tried, didn't I.
Speaker 1: But distance makes the heart grow fond. Are you to
Speaker 1: a best friend?
Speaker 3: I absolutely love hanging out with you, Mitch Kombs.
Speaker 2: I'm the Katie Perry that just like desperately sucks up
Speaker 2: and eventually Tony the Lady Gaga will we'll just you know,
Speaker 2: let her guard.
Speaker 1: Oh, here we are, arrogant with a weird haircut, Lady
Speaker 1: Gaga to a t.
Speaker 3: There's no situation where I'm the Lady Gaga of any
Speaker 3: situation ever.
Speaker 1: I wish, I wish that it was.
Speaker 3: But I mean in the Shallow Show.
Speaker 2: Okay my age, absolutely, Okay, here we go?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Is wherever you get your podcasts?
Speaker 1: The most stupid sentence ever? Yes, Oh, for God's sake,
Speaker 1: you don't go and get petrol and they go at
Speaker 1: a BP and you're filling up and they go, thanks
Speaker 1: for shopping at BP or wherever you get your best friend? Like,
Speaker 1: it's just a given that there are other alternatives. You're
Speaker 1: not out of wonder White at Coals and the Coles
Speaker 1: check out. She goes, Oh, if if you like wonder why,
Speaker 1: there's plenty of bread you can go buy wherever you
Speaker 1: get your bread, Like, it's just so stupid.
Speaker 2: Race into Bunning's Warehouse or wherever you get your timber.
Speaker 1: Mac has drive through now open, or wherever you get
Speaker 1: your nuggets.
Speaker 2: You might have noticed that I've never once uttered those
Speaker 2: foul worlds on this podcast, never ever had a sweeper
Speaker 2: or anything say that. So no, it's not just you.
Speaker 2: I'm with you on that, thank you. I've never done it.
Speaker 2: I feel like you just say, oh, we're on Apple,
Speaker 2: we're on Spotify, we're on iHeartRadio, whatever you're tied to.
Speaker 2: But anything outside of that, if you use some weird
Speaker 2: app that's on you, like you just roll the dice
Speaker 2: and search the name. If it's there, it's there. If
Speaker 2: it's not, stop using some stupid app. We've got our
Speaker 2: Facebook group and one of the questions to get in
Speaker 2: the group is where did you find? It's just out
Speaker 2: of curiosity, really, and some of the answers they're like,
Speaker 2: I was browsing Stitcher. I'm like, what the fuck? And
Speaker 2: how did we get on there?
Speaker 1: I was googling our podcasts the other day, purely out
Speaker 1: of interest, and it's like, you were number three on
Speaker 1: the Israeli podcast charts.
Speaker 3: It's like, what that sounds like a lie.
Speaker 1: I'm counting the votes.
Speaker 2: Great, Tony, while we've got you, can you voice a
Speaker 2: sweeper that says? Number three on the Israeli Australian Podcast Charts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a couple of bitches number three on the Israeli
Speaker 3: Australian Podcast Charts.
Speaker 2: Thank you do?
Speaker 3: Thanks, no worries.
Speaker 2: What podcasts do you listen to, Tony outside of ours
Speaker 2: and your own?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: What was your influence when you launched yours?
Speaker 3: I actually I'm not a big podcaster, which I know
Speaker 3: is like sacrilege to so many people, but it just
Speaker 3: I am really like a quick person. I don't like
Speaker 3: sitting around and I just don't feel like I end
Speaker 3: up with much time to listen to a podcast, Like
Speaker 3: you know how a lot of people are like, Oh,
Speaker 3: I listen on the way to work. I don't live
Speaker 3: very far away from work, so I'm never in the
Speaker 3: car for very long.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you know what, You'll actually love this because as
Speaker 2: well as your own podcast, you are audio producer for
Speaker 2: Jason PJ, which means you're responsible for uploading their podcast.
Speaker 2: So I'm the same where I like a quick fix,
Speaker 2: which is why those little mini episodes that everyone started doing,
Speaker 2: we do it. Jason PJ Cayl and Jack do it.
Speaker 2: I reckonize who never heard of?
Speaker 1: I reckon?
Speaker 2: I squeeze in like one Jason PJ mini episode a
Speaker 2: day because I'm like, I don't have the attention span
Speaker 2: for a whole fucking episode, but like I do love them,
Speaker 2: so I squeeze in a little bit. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: what are they up to today? So I feel like, Yeah,
Speaker 2: a lot of people are the same where they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: I don't really have time for podcasts, but you don't
Speaker 2: need time, babe. If you're folding washing and you've got
Speaker 2: five whack on a mini.
Speaker 1: Episode, you couldn't agreement. Love that you're a genius, Love
Speaker 1: that I have one more ready. You just finished your
Speaker 1: hook up right? Oh that was fantastic. That was so good. Hey,
Speaker 1: we're still on to do this again next week or
Speaker 1: wherever you get your fucks. Just put it just in
Speaker 1: case they've got one wants a cheek?
Speaker 2: Could we do? What is there?
Speaker 1: Hey? This is the best cook I've ever made, the
Speaker 1: best batch. Feel free to tell you mates, because I've
Speaker 1: got a big old like I've got a cuban load
Speaker 1: of the cocaine in the car. You can.
Speaker 3: I was just.
Speaker 2: I know he doesn't know, he's not cool.
Speaker 1: What did I say?
Speaker 3: A cube of a cuban load.
Speaker 1: Like the little boxes? Mario jumps into I've got a
Speaker 1: little cube of cocaine. Oh fuck you guys.
Speaker 3: I'm glad I fucked that joke because that was really funny.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm wanting to think of another one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do you have any tiny or Jenni perhaps
Speaker 1: or Jenna's definitely not got one.
Speaker 3: Come and thanks for the nay, come back wherever you
Speaker 3: get your horses.
Speaker 2: So you work for Jason p j as well? Right? Am?
Speaker 2: I am? I right in saying that her nickname was
Speaker 2: Jeanne because she looked like a.
Speaker 3: Horse girl Jane. Yeah, yes, that's correct.
Speaker 2: Right. So the relentless bullying is not new. It's this didn't.
Speaker 5: No, no, it's not that first day here when we
Speaker 5: were both still in Sydney.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. It went from Sydney to Melbourne and then
Speaker 3: when Jenna moved back to Sydney. It's continued across the
Speaker 3: across the transcend Sentinel bubble. What's that called? Yeah, well
Speaker 3: something transcontinental.
Speaker 1: God, it sounds like you've had a cube of coke
Speaker 1: Forridge produced Number one podcast for age a Swimmer's wrong.
Speaker 2: We are up Bridge proteen's number one podcast for age hors.
Speaker 1: Women like to see you tell you tell us when not?
Speaker 2: So, if you want to join our Facebook group, it's
Speaker 2: called Enduring Idiots, had a long try and join, there's
Speaker 2: a there's a question you need to answer to get through,
Speaker 2: but you'll have to stick around later to find out
Speaker 2: the answer.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've also added some rules too, so just have a
Speaker 1: little perusal over the rules before you had h I've
Speaker 1: added a couple of rules.
Speaker 3: How many people have you got in your group?
Speaker 2: Well story, actually we now have over five hundred, and
Speaker 2: before the five hundredth person joined, Mitch posted in the
Speaker 2: group dies. When the five hundredth person joins, let's all
Speaker 2: troll them and say, oh my god, congratulations, you're the
Speaker 2: five hundredth person, which means you won the major prize,
Speaker 2: and then never specify what the prize is.
Speaker 1: And deleted that post. And everyone in the page was
Speaker 1: in on it right.
Speaker 2: Literally, our listeners are cunts, man like, there were everyone
Speaker 2: was on board. There was so many darling this girl,
Speaker 2: we're actually gonna get her on the phone. I wanted
Speaker 2: to should we call her? Yes? Can you please because
Speaker 2: I felt so horrible.
Speaker 1: The best parts were like where people were like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is so useful, especially in twenty twenty, Like the
Speaker 1: poor girl would have had no grasp on what this
Speaker 1: prize could be. It's such a nice color on it's
Speaker 1: going to match your house? What is it? Let's ring
Speaker 1: her up her? Claudia, our five hundredth member, got a number.
Speaker 3: She sounds like a great member. Or wherever you get
Speaker 3: your podcast members.
Speaker 2: Joint enduring idiots, or wherever you get your trolling.
Speaker 1: Hello, yeah, bitch, mentioned Jenna. Hi.
Speaker 2: We've also got Tony Lodge as a guest host today,
Speaker 2: and she was appalled after I just told her the
Speaker 2: trolling that you experienced.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Claudia.
Speaker 2: I wanted to ask Darlin, what the fuck was going
Speaker 2: through your head when you were getting all these messages
Speaker 2: saying you've won the prize and congratulations, because I felt
Speaker 2: terrible afterwards.
Speaker 6: Oh, I just felt like such a knit. Everyone was
Speaker 6: commenting like, oh, I'm so jealous, congratulations, and I thought,
Speaker 6: what the bloody hell have I missed?
Speaker 1: I just felt so under.
Speaker 6: And I was like, oh my god, I felt so guilty.
Speaker 1: Oh you felt felt guilty because other people are making
Speaker 1: you feel bad for winning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so did you think that perhaps the prize
Speaker 2: was something that we'd spoken about in the episode, And
Speaker 2: you're like, I missed that bit. What are they talking about?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I was screaming around everywhere Instagram like I was looking everywhere.
Speaker 1: Oh cause, well, we're not going to leave you there.
Speaker 2: We actually have to want to make it known that
Speaker 2: that was Mitchell's idea.
Speaker 1: By the way, that was my idea. But I have
Speaker 1: I have a decided I'm going to make it good.
Speaker 1: And we do have something for you, Claudia. We couldn't
Speaker 1: let you go with nothing, so we want to with anything. No,
Speaker 1: and you know, what you do is deserve something, and
Speaker 1: we're very proud to have you as our five hundredth member,
Speaker 1: and we reached out to our good friends.
Speaker 3: That's sorry.
Speaker 1: No, she's she's hung up.
Speaker 2: No, if she hasn't suppered enough, she's out.
Speaker 1: No, I'm going to kick it from the group too.
Speaker 1: We'll do it again.
Speaker 2: She's never going to listen to this podcast or wherever
Speaker 2: she gets her trust issues.
Speaker 1: Call her back, Claudia.
Speaker 2: I reckon, I can hold on, hold on, I'll have
Speaker 2: to go check, but I reckon, I've got something.
Speaker 6: I knew that was coming.
Speaker 2: Claudia, I'm so sorry that Mitchell's an awful person. I
Speaker 2: feel like we definitely owe you something. Now, I've got
Speaker 2: like a shipload of red roosts about just to give away.
Speaker 2: Can I just send them all to you? Oh? Sure,
Speaker 2: you've got red rooster in Perth?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is there a red rooster over there? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think there's one.
Speaker 2: Wonderful I'm just going to go account them. I'll let
Speaker 2: you know how many.
Speaker 1: Claudia, there's like a good maybe, like a good sixty
Speaker 1: bucks and Tony. You and I love a red rooster, right,
Speaker 1: that could buy y.
Speaker 3: Flavor rap meal.
Speaker 1: I love red rooster, Oh, Jenna, No, and create a
Speaker 1: nice environment. I don't need them all. I don't need
Speaker 1: them all.
Speaker 6: I don't want to be greedy.
Speaker 1: No, no, not. You've earned this, trust me. The psychological
Speaker 1: torment we've put you through is up there with gas lighting. Jenna.
Speaker 1: You des except she doesn't get any free chicken at
Speaker 1: the end of it. All right, Claudia, here we go, Canada, Canada.
Speaker 2: I've just done a bit of maths, sparing your mind.
Speaker 2: I'm no good at maths, but so take this.
Speaker 3: With a pinch of salt, chicken salt.
Speaker 2: How does a hundred bucks worth of red Rooster found
Speaker 2: to you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Does that make up for all the trolling.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get?
Speaker 2: It'll be worth it. Also some red rooster socks? Who
Speaker 2: doesn't want those?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 2: You always play sound effects. And when I gave away
Speaker 2: the big prize, you didn't play the winner.
Speaker 1: Do a winner on top of a winner?
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 1: You want a hundred dollars?
Speaker 2: Sucks what I wanted?
Speaker 1: Do I have to thank Red Rooster or wherever you
Speaker 1: get your chicken? Thank you, Colaudia. We appreciate it.
Speaker 6: Thank you, guys.
Speaker 1: She grats on five hundred What a jam? She was
Speaker 1: really really quite sweet. Feel terrible for what we did
Speaker 1: to Oh she's fine. She got hundred bucks of free
Speaker 1: chicken out of it. Tony, what would you do for
Speaker 1: a hundred bucks of free chicken?
Speaker 3: There's nothing I wouldn't do.
Speaker 2: They make you do all sorts of like stunts and
Speaker 2: ship on. Jason PJ. I actually believe you when you
Speaker 2: say you do anything. I listened the other day when
Speaker 2: they sent you to Bunnings and you were running around
Speaker 2: getting people shopping for them, because all the shops that
Speaker 2: just open up and stuff that was that sounded exhausting.
Speaker 2: They were making a run up escalators and ship.
Speaker 1: Oh, Tony, I know you, and that's not your forte.
Speaker 3: Not very fit, not very fit. But no, it's lots
Speaker 3: of fun because I get to go out and do
Speaker 3: things when no one else gets to leave the studio
Speaker 3: obviously you guys working radio and you know that. You know,
Speaker 3: you get equipped until you're bloody, so it's good to
Speaker 3: escape that something. Do you remember on my birthday? No,
Speaker 3: I don't remember.
Speaker 2: No hear this.
Speaker 3: We went tunnle tunnel sorry, Jenner.
Speaker 1: Are Yeah, I just slowly faded out. No, I go
Speaker 1: back inner.
Speaker 3: Yes, I do remember that, Jenna. It was a really
Speaker 3: beautiful memory. Yep, yeah, it was really nice.
Speaker 2: I don't even hear the story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell the story, go dinner.
Speaker 3: Oh well, you turned me off.
Speaker 1: I did. I did. Sorry.
Speaker 5: One day we went to the supermarket together at about
Speaker 5: seven am. Shut up, Tony, I'm telling the story, like
Speaker 5: seven I am. It was my birthday as well. We
Speaker 5: went together. There was some new cake or something and
Speaker 5: we got that.
Speaker 3: And then it was a jaffa cake, jaffer mud cake.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the jaff and mud cake and the supermarket was closed,
Speaker 5: so we were waiting out the front and then we
Speaker 5: were running around the supermarket on.
Speaker 2: It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: And that's all we've got time for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the end of the show.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, Tony, before we go, I wanted to
Speaker 2: get you to do one of our prank calls here
Speaker 2: on Is it just me? We do like to fuck
Speaker 2: around and kind of confuse people, as you just learned
Speaker 2: with the Claudia incident. So do you do this sort
Speaker 2: of stuff on your podcast where your bloody prank people
Speaker 2: and or is it mostly just talk based?
Speaker 3: It's kind of talk based. And I feel like because
Speaker 3: I kind of do it alone apart from my producer friend,
Speaker 3: I just it's not really fun to do that stuff
Speaker 3: by yourself.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That comes across as a bit Eleani, doesn't it when
Speaker 1: you're sort of sitting alone, ranking people, scaring people, it's
Speaker 1: a bit sort of sadistic.
Speaker 2: Great, well, it won't be it won't be weird or
Speaker 2: statistic when we get you to do it here because
Speaker 2: we're all here, we're all in it together. Does your
Speaker 2: producer actually do things for you? Because Jenna was originally
Speaker 2: meant to be our producer, but she does nothing. That's
Speaker 2: why she's been demoted to groundskeeper. Jenna.
Speaker 3: Nah, he does a lot. He does so much actually,
Speaker 3: like so in the podcast, I read out some reviews
Speaker 3: every week so that like people start reviewing and then
Speaker 3: I send them a fun sized males bo if I
Speaker 3: read out their review. He organizes all of that.
Speaker 1: What a lot we te up, Jenna, and what's this lovely?
Speaker 3: I don't want to do any of that pace and we.
Speaker 1: Can get them to have a chat maybe and share ideas.
Speaker 2: No, it's all good, I'm busy, it must be nice.
Speaker 2: Help me dead.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not going to do it all right.
Speaker 2: So we wanted to get you to do a sound
Speaker 2: of silence today Tony hit At Mitchell, Hello darkness friend.
Speaker 2: So there isn't actually much to do in these prank calls.
Speaker 2: You just call someone and then have a chat with
Speaker 2: them and making an inquiry, and then when they ask
Speaker 2: you a question, you go and see how long you
Speaker 2: can go silent. But you are allowed to try and
Speaker 2: extend that silence by using three bridging terms. And you're
Speaker 2: limited to three and they could be yeah I'm still
Speaker 2: here or just a seck, but you only have one,
Speaker 2: so don't use that right off the bat. You've got
Speaker 2: to try and milk the silence as long as you can.
Speaker 1: Also with our record meet, do you remember it over
Speaker 1: well over a minute and a half.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so no guest hosts, I reckon, she went she
Speaker 2: nearly got to two minutes.
Speaker 1: I went over a minute.
Speaker 2: Do I think you've ever done one?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I have.
Speaker 2: No, you haven't.
Speaker 1: Oh this is coughing fit. Yes, you're confused with our
Speaker 1: benchmarks here, Tony, Yeah, I've never done it.
Speaker 2: That's maybe you could do one today. See if you
Speaker 2: could beat Tony.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll see how Tony goes, and then maybe
Speaker 1: she beats us.
Speaker 3: All we don't have I'm so nervous. I want to
Speaker 3: beat nat.
Speaker 2: All right, I reckon, you're gonna nail it. Is there
Speaker 2: any business in particular you want to call?
Speaker 3: So I know that you've done like a hairdresser before. Yes,
Speaker 3: but that would make me feel bad because then I
Speaker 3: would have to then make the appointment and I would
Speaker 3: just like drive to Sydney and go and do it.
Speaker 3: So now, lucky dip.
Speaker 2: Lucky dip, Jenna, make yourself youthful. Okay, there won't be
Speaker 2: much open on this side of the country, so something
Speaker 2: in Perth?
Speaker 3: Yeah, god, do you one job?
Speaker 2: I say it? That would be helpful, Jenna VP petrol station.
Speaker 1: Okay in Perth. Oh, wouldn't it be awful if young
Speaker 1: Claudia work? All right, here we go.
Speaker 2: Oh that was quick.
Speaker 1: No, just google, I got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well okay, here we are all right. So you
Speaker 2: just open with a quick inquiry and then when he
Speaker 2: asks you a question. We're in Jenna. You've got the
Speaker 2: stop watch ready?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: All right, I'm ringing.
Speaker 7: I'm going to help you.
Speaker 3: Hi there, how are you?
Speaker 1: I was just.
Speaker 3: Wondering if you guys have any flowers today?
Speaker 7: No, I don't. We don't sell flowers here unfortunately.
Speaker 3: Oh no fresh flowers at all.
Speaker 7: No, no, I don't think we have to do that. Sorry.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's okay. Do you have any copies of
Speaker 3: the West Australian The West Australian, Yeah, like the newspaper?
Speaker 7: Is that the free one? Or am I king of
Speaker 7: something else? No? If it's not the free one? No
Speaker 7: we don't because we have we have. Hey, I can
Speaker 7: check for you. Hang on?
Speaker 2: Is that all right?
Speaker 7: If I go check?
Speaker 3: Thanks?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well done, it's doing well.
Speaker 1: Thirty seconds.
Speaker 7: Well, this is unfair no, sorry, we don't have those unfortunately.
Speaker 7: Number three.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 7: Do you want to receipt? Do you want to receive? Cheers? Mate?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 7: Are you still there?
Speaker 3: Do you have any other papers?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: We have Sidney Morning, Herald, Australian, the Daily Telegraph. Those
Speaker 7: are the ones we have, and the Weekly Times, which
Speaker 7: is a free one.
Speaker 3: Great. Thank you so much for your help. Have a
Speaker 3: great afternoon. Bye. Wow, that fucking counts. No, that fucking counts.
Speaker 3: After I said, any others.
Speaker 2: No, three words maximum, you can spread them out. I
Speaker 2: thought that you had to just use a phrase and
Speaker 2: it can be up to three words, But apparently it's
Speaker 2: three words and you can sprinkle them if you ont yes, bridging.
Speaker 3: No, no, it's three phrases.
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm not played under these rules. But great phrases.
Speaker 2: I would have gotten a much highest goal.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Jenna. So I think she actually did
Speaker 1: really well. Reveal it, Jenna, what is our guest Tony?
Speaker 1: From one trick Tony.
Speaker 5: Achieved Tony got one minute, fourteen seconds.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm happy with that.
Speaker 2: It felt way longer.
Speaker 1: You really hit the jackpot when he said I'll go
Speaker 1: and check and then decided to scan some man's bloody
Speaker 1: KitKat who's.
Speaker 3: Going to check the papers? Surely you just be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: like we don't fucking have that.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, So before you do yours, and we need
Speaker 2: to nail the rules because I thought when I did
Speaker 2: min you said you're allowed one bridging phrase. It can
Speaker 2: be up to three words. So I was like, just
Speaker 2: one second. So I blew them all in one go
Speaker 2: because I thought that's how it worked. But Tony sprinkled
Speaker 2: them throughout. So is it which one is it?
Speaker 1: I see? My impression was that it was you had
Speaker 1: three read three chances at using a bridging phrase, So that's.
Speaker 2: What I thought.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just ed the game.
Speaker 3: I'm just being fussed off about the rules situation, to
Speaker 3: be honest, because I'm really funded.
Speaker 2: Off the original episode where he brought it up because
Speaker 2: I went by the rules that he gave me.
Speaker 1: Should we get it up now?
Speaker 3: I demand a recount, to be honest.
Speaker 2: Maybe we should.
Speaker 1: Here we go attractive.
Speaker 2: This is justin today and all that ship keep going.
Speaker 1: You call it and you say hi, and then they
Speaker 1: will ask you, Hi, what can I do for you?
Speaker 1: And after they ask you a question, you do not
Speaker 1: answer it, okay, And let's just say if if she's
Speaker 1: going to hang up because I'm worried she'll hang up, right,
Speaker 1: you can use maybe one two to three filler words
Speaker 1: in the middle to keep the thirty seconds going. Okay,
Speaker 1: more than three words, No.
Speaker 3: More than I thought that it was. I thought it
Speaker 3: was filler freight like I could two to three times
Speaker 3: I could talk.
Speaker 2: Now you can talk once and up to three words.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're right, so yeah.
Speaker 2: We can keep the one minute fourteen score one minute fourteen.
Speaker 2: All right, so when you do yours, Yeah, it's you
Speaker 2: speak once max three words. You have to you have
Speaker 2: to really use that sparingly the words.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's after they ask a question. So I
Speaker 1: can talk and talk and talk until they asked me
Speaker 1: a question and yes, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't blow your load like I did.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm used to that. What's the what business is
Speaker 1: my coin? Guys? Give me give me one?
Speaker 2: What's up to you? What don't we cally any ideas?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: I was going to say the cheesecake shop, but they
Speaker 3: probably know you.
Speaker 2: They're so what about or wherever you get your cheesecakes?
Speaker 3: Call a gym and ask them about a membership, because
Speaker 3: I'll be really busy.
Speaker 2: Ask really dumb questions like what's the dumb meal? Yeah, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm mw to fitness.
Speaker 3: Do you have a treadmill? How many treadmills do you have?
Speaker 3: And how many buttons to each of them?
Speaker 1: Have?
Speaker 2: So good?
Speaker 1: So I'm calling Snap twenty four fitness perth.
Speaker 3: Here we gotta feel it.
Speaker 6: Thanks coming claps, Jacob speaking good.
Speaker 1: A Jacob, how are you mate? I'm just wondering. I'm
Speaker 1: new to sort of jimming in general, like COVID bodies,
Speaker 1: so of got me thinking I had to get fit
Speaker 1: twenty twenty, you know what I mean. I was like,
Speaker 1: I need to just to get out there and get
Speaker 1: fit again. And it's been a while. I just want
Speaker 1: to know a couple of things gym related. You got
Speaker 1: you guys are a gym right, yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah mate, yeah, fully functional gym.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so you guys would have like you guys
Speaker 1: have like a water bottle refill station.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but we're got everything.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 6: So hey, do you hear you on?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: So it's twenty four seven gym man. It's just in
Speaker 6: the city on the CBD. Toady wants to join the
Speaker 6: Tastman when your cruise in and we've looks to go
Speaker 6: all technogym equipment. So essentially I thought you got all
Speaker 6: the cardio equipment on the left hand side as you
Speaker 6: come in, you've got cross train of stairmasters, treadmills, everything
Speaker 6: you need, stretching room on the right when you head
Speaker 6: down towards the back, bro we've we've essentially got all
Speaker 6: of the free ways, plateloaded, pinloader machine, that sort of stuff.
Speaker 6: We have a water founda dude, the actual found at
Speaker 6: the moment you can't use just because of cover and
Speaker 6: all that, but the actual can you fill your water
Speaker 6: bottle up there? I mean we sell bottles here too
Speaker 6: if you forget one, and towels all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 6: So there's no stress there.
Speaker 1: Right, all right, I'm feeling new.
Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, I mean if the best thing to do
Speaker 6: is come around and check it out. Man, you can
Speaker 6: literally come in and have a bit of a goose,
Speaker 6: do a trial if you like, and give you a
Speaker 6: free day. You can wander around, check it out, ask
Speaker 6: me any questions. Yeah, we've got a really cool pt
Speaker 6: here and Joe as well. If you need a little
Speaker 6: bit of guidance, assistance all that sort of stuff. He yeah,
Speaker 6: he runs some group fitness classes midway through the day.
Speaker 6: If you can get a lunch break.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I get a lunch, but I need
Speaker 1: that's the read what's got me in this position. Too
Speaker 1: many lunch breaks.
Speaker 6: Well twelve fifteen every day because we're quite a corporate
Speaker 6: style gym, right, so we've got a lot of people
Speaker 6: come in from there, the big wig engineering buildings and
Speaker 6: all that stuff around. On the lunch bak twelve fifteen,
Speaker 6: he runs a forty five minute class. Essentially, if you're
Speaker 6: quite fresh, quite new, it's good. It's non specific, so
Speaker 6: essentially it's got a little bit of everything as far
Speaker 6: as cardigo, strength, resistance, all that sort of stuff. At
Speaker 6: the same time, you can do your own thing.
Speaker 1: All right, cool man, all right, Well I've got you know,
Speaker 1: and I will I'll see something up in the next
Speaker 1: couple of days.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, can you see yourself popping in sometime next week?
Speaker 2: Mate? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Hello, and I think you cut out a bit. Hey,
Speaker 6: if you can hear me, hopefully i'll catch you next
Speaker 6: week when oh there you are, Sorry, Matte, you cut
Speaker 6: out for a second. They Hey, uh sorry, mate, you
Speaker 6: must be cutting out Monday through Thursday, Mate, nine am
Speaker 6: to seven. Hopefully I'll see you next week.
Speaker 2: Oh Jenner.
Speaker 3: Nine six?
Speaker 2: Little fuck?
Speaker 1: What's with personal trainers?
Speaker 2: And just not asking questions?
Speaker 3: He was really good at his job though. He was
Speaker 3: really selling the gym. I was like, I'm going to
Speaker 3: fucking join that gym.
Speaker 1: That sounds great, right anyway, let's end this, Tony, thank
Speaker 1: you for coming on.
Speaker 3: Thank you guys for having me. I had lots of
Speaker 3: fun with you, except for Jenna.
Speaker 1: We tend to get that feedback from many people from
Speaker 1: No One Tony. One trick Tony is where people can
Speaker 1: find you, and that's on Apple podcasts or wherever people
Speaker 1: get their podcasts.
Speaker 3: Where your podcast also one trick Tony show on Instagram
Speaker 3: or wherever you get your.
Speaker 2: Stories, maybe a library. And so we're going to be
Speaker 2: in an episode with Tony on her podcast coming out Thursday.
Speaker 2: Is Jenna going to be on that as well or
Speaker 2: just that?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not. She's not welcome. She is the opposite of welcome.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be on it.
Speaker 3: Well you weren't invited. Shut up, Tony. To you, Jenna, take.
Speaker 1: This to the streets was a pleasure. Tony. We love you.
Speaker 1: You have an open welcome anytime. Come on the podcast.
Speaker 2: Make sure you can keep the podcast and subscribe for
Speaker 2: part two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll be over there fun. Oh and also I'm
Speaker 1: going to be uploading the chat I had with Sam
Speaker 1: Smith not long ago.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, little bonus episode for you guys. I haven't
Speaker 2: heard this interview myself, so I'm very keen.
Speaker 1: It's one of my best ones yet with them. I've
Speaker 1: spoken to him a couple of times and they were
Speaker 1: in a real good mood. The album has just dropped,
Speaker 1: Love Go, so I thought, you know, while we have
Speaker 1: fun too, big old gays, let's upload it good.
Speaker 2: It'll be right after this episode in our Feet? Did
Speaker 2: you stuff up that? They then pronouns at point?
Speaker 1: My god, you should have seen me. I had them
Speaker 1: written on a poster note on next to the webcam,
Speaker 1: and every time I went to speak, but you never
Speaker 1: talk about them in that tense, like it's very rare
Speaker 1: that I'll go hi.
Speaker 2: Them, Like it's well, you wouldn't say hi them, and
Speaker 2: that's like I wouldn't say hi.
Speaker 1: He exactly right, So I didn't stumble. I think I
Speaker 1: nowed it. We got on like a house on fire,
Speaker 1: and it actually invited me to drinks on Oxford Street
Speaker 1: and want to be in a thropple with Hayden and Night.
Speaker 2: Oh. I was going to say if there are a
Speaker 2: plus one, but Hayden sounds like the.
Speaker 1: Role, although I think Sam was very happy to just
Speaker 1: cast him away. You'll hear it in the chat. We'll
Speaker 1: play it. It's going to be a little uploaded extra, right.
Speaker 2: Yes, it will be all right, guys, we'll catch you
Speaker 2: back next week. Thanks for listening, See you guys, Bye
Speaker 2: bye bye, oh jous.
Speaker 3: Just don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on
Speaker 3: your podcast app or follow on Spotify.
Speaker 2: She's gone look good to add brief. This is the
Speaker 2: secret segment on the end. Please don't tell anyone about it.
Speaker 2: It's not it's not the best example of our work.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, it really isn't.
Speaker 2: No, it's not the best we have to offer, So
Speaker 2: don't go telling everyone about this. If you found it great, welcome,
Speaker 2: You're more than welcome to stick around. But the thing is,
Speaker 2: we actually don't expect people to listen all the way
Speaker 2: to the end through this shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like people.
Speaker 2: Say to me in real life, Oh, I didn't make
Speaker 2: it through add brief. I got bored and I'm like babe,
Speaker 2: that's the point to be not meant to. We're not
Speaker 2: trying at all during this bit.
Speaker 1: Do you think people sell our podcast in the way
Speaker 1: that we think they do, Like, oh, it's two it's
Speaker 1: two great friends and they're trusty side kicked Jenna.
Speaker 2: I guess son, No, why what do you think?
Speaker 1: They's say, one fat diabetic and a confusing gendered one,
Speaker 1: and then there's someone who's been his into the dawn
Speaker 1: of time. I'm just going off for TikTok tomments for
Speaker 1: christ Sacle. Everyone's like, what gender is that one? And
Speaker 1: I know, fuck off? And they're all seven years old
Speaker 1: that though one of them was a genuine question. I
Speaker 1: remember one was like what gender that one? And I
Speaker 1: was like, a fucking guy, open your eyes, piece of shit.
Speaker 1: They're like, I'm three, it was genuine question. I don't
Speaker 1: have vision yet. I have not developed a corner.
Speaker 2: They all backtrack when you say shit like that.
Speaker 1: Oh, they all back down.
Speaker 2: I just it's funny because when we first started this podcast, yeah,
Speaker 2: here we go. I yeah. I feel like for the
Speaker 2: first little while, it was just our like people who
Speaker 2: already knew us, like people who already followed me, already
Speaker 2: followed you, our family and friends whatever, So there was
Speaker 2: no one outside of that. But then now that we
Speaker 2: started posting on TikTok, we've reached far corners of the
Speaker 2: Internet where people have no fucking clue where we are.
Speaker 1: Oh my, who we are?
Speaker 2: We disappear and they're like, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 5: I know?
Speaker 2: And now we're starting to get all these comments and
Speaker 2: people who are seeing us for the first time, and
Speaker 2: we've never had to deal with this. It's very funny.
Speaker 1: Someone from British Columbia DM me the other day, Really,
Speaker 1: I loft the podcast are you? I was like, thanks,
Speaker 1: where are you from? Telling the British Columbia? I had
Speaker 1: to google it? Canada sounds like a movie production company.
Speaker 2: Did you see that one? That was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: why does she seem like she's on the verge of
Speaker 2: tears about jam And I'm like, no, that's just her.
Speaker 2: We didn't upset her, that's just that's.
Speaker 1: Also how we want to brand it. That's the point.
Speaker 1: That's it, And she is, she's not putting it on.
Speaker 1: I'm always on the even on her birthday, she's always sad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: keep passing me one of those euclip just gum drops
Speaker 1: me guys, the little tidbit to the inside, just chuck
Speaker 1: me the whole container OL truck three and at once
Speaker 1: Mitch has Mitch's desk. Is we probably have the biggest
Speaker 1: desk in the Kiss team, to be honest, because you've
Speaker 1: got all those bloody monitors and chips.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like I'm landing a light. It does
Speaker 2: like so many screens.
Speaker 1: Landing a Boeing a three eighty from Singapore on it's
Speaker 1: maiden voyage. Anyway, he's got all these food and these
Speaker 1: little items and these little eucalid just gum drops. How
Speaker 1: many of these boxes do you buy a week?
Speaker 2: I haven't had to buy them in a while, but
Speaker 2: I used to get them, those little eucalyptus stops from
Speaker 2: what's the brand candy cottage?
Speaker 1: You started that company?
Speaker 2: Didn't used to get them from my local I GA
Speaker 2: and I would bring them to work, and like my
Speaker 2: colleagues kept scabbing them off me and I would buy more,
Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden they were discontinued from IgA,
Speaker 2: or they'd be there some weeks but not others. So
Speaker 2: I was like, if I'm going to be having people
Speaker 2: scab off me, I don't want to risk not having any,
Speaker 2: so I ordered in bulk. I've got like a whole
Speaker 2: box under my desk full of them.
Speaker 1: That's like the limited run of merch we did when
Speaker 1: you made like ten mugs. Now they're all just sitting
Speaker 1: in your wardrobe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't figured out how to start a web
Speaker 2: store or any of that shit.
Speaker 1: What about those mugs. They're like limited edition, Like the
Speaker 1: merch is coming, don't worry, but we're we're on it.
Speaker 1: We're on the merchant. But those mugs are like og prototypes.
Speaker 1: I suppose Tony said something that I liked. Well when
Speaker 1: she reads out a review of her podcast, one trick,
Speaker 1: don't she sends them a fun sized Mars bar. What
Speaker 1: if we maybe gave out a mug. We have to
Speaker 1: get rid of them. We don't have one. I have one, Jenna.
Speaker 1: They're for the listeners. How selfish?
Speaker 2: We have one? Grow up, Jenna, grow up?
Speaker 1: You have it? Supp Actually, what about him? We went
Speaker 1: we did go it will give you a mug, No,
Speaker 1: I can pay, you can have it. Take it. We
Speaker 1: awree you that in there. We could give them out
Speaker 1: as an ultimatum if you guys leave a review at
Speaker 1: random each week we'll do one, and we'll do it
Speaker 1: for however many mugs we've got, and you DMS and
Speaker 1: we'll send you out a mug.
Speaker 2: Okay. Well. Tony also mentioned that Payson, which is producer Mason,
Speaker 2: looked after that. So who wants to put their hand up?
Speaker 1: I will volunteer Jenny to do it. I'll do it.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: Sending it?
Speaker 1: Sending it? Getting the address? You're gonna have a mug
Speaker 1: if you do.
Speaker 2: Can you message that Claudia chick that came on Cavan
Speaker 2: need to send out these red rooster vouchers?
Speaker 3: Maybe she can organize it.
Speaker 1: No, Jenna, God, poor Claudia, Oh, she replied. She messaged me,
Speaker 1: I fucking you way you picked the right person that
Speaker 1: pick the right person for that one. I'm stupidly gullible
Speaker 1: listening to the right podcast.
Speaker 2: Can you can you minimize zoom? I keep looking at
Speaker 2: my own reflection. When Tony hung up, they put us
Speaker 2: up there instead of her.
Speaker 1: She fun I laugh, Tony, she's so great, Yeah, targeted Jenny.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like people need to know that that's just
Speaker 2: the running joke that Jenna and Tony have. She's not
Speaker 2: actually being.
Speaker 1: Ful, but the stuff we put on. You know is
Speaker 1: I wasn't.
Speaker 2: Can you minimize it? I keep looking at my I've
Speaker 2: got a log in your computer update update. There's still
Speaker 2: no logo behind it.
Speaker 1: This week everyone, Yeah, at least the studios wucking turn off.
Speaker 2: And once again the text will like it should work now.
Speaker 2: I tested it. It's all fixed. I tried it. Nah.
Speaker 2: So yeah, they don't really know what's going on. I
Speaker 2: know that everyone's just as invested in this as I am,
Speaker 2: but it just how a fuck can we just have
Speaker 2: it there one week and all of a sudden it's impossible.
Speaker 1: It's pretty bad, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous. I don't think we should be eating these.
Speaker 2: It's not doesn't sound good. Our voice is sound gross.
Speaker 1: I've said this before. Hayden was obsessed with this kind
Speaker 1: of a I just constant chewing.
Speaker 2: Like people who do those eating videos. Yeah, crank my mic,
Speaker 2: I'll do one for him.
Speaker 1: I Hayden, here we go, describe what you're eating. The
Speaker 1: whisper it my.
Speaker 2: I didn't hear clip this.
Speaker 4: Drop the clean.
Speaker 2: I'm really not supposed to do this, but I bought them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm line into that, sorry, my assistant. I really I'm
Speaker 2: trying to be all peaceful, and.
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm trying to get you're a very.
Speaker 2: Aggressive type of anyone ever told you that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like I'm in an episode of n C.
Speaker 1: I is trying to hack into a pedophiles. I've got
Speaker 1: the codes and bridget I'm hacking the mainframe as we speak.
Speaker 1: How you doing four oh two, one oh nine drive?
Speaker 1: He's on Smith Phil He's got photos of the President's kid.
Speaker 1: I'm we have to go there in person.
Speaker 2: Have you got on yet? I can't keep looking at
Speaker 2: my Sidepop, I forgot the password.
Speaker 1: I've been doing variations of what I think the past
Speaker 1: has been. That's what all that typing is. Sockers on.
Speaker 2: I did a bit of online shopping this week, and
Speaker 2: I finally a bunch of new clothes this summer. I
Speaker 2: finally bit the bullet and just got a bigger size
Speaker 2: because I'm like, I don't think I'm shedding my io
Speaker 2: weight anytime soon. M Yeah, I've just I've resigned to
Speaker 2: the fact that I've put on weight.
Speaker 1: Oh, You're gonna have to be happy with that. I
Speaker 1: can't change it.
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Just turn the TV off?
Speaker 2: The text here?
Speaker 1: Just pull it out.
Speaker 2: Oh, well, you'll have to be happy with that call.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 2: Do you know my biggest issue with trying to lose
Speaker 2: weight is the fucking free food at work. They've got
Speaker 2: this bloody commercial deal. If you can't get in, just
Speaker 2: stop typing.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, I'm getting the president's daughter's photos. Delid. Oh
Speaker 1: we get sent so much free ship. We spoken about
Speaker 1: this before. It's hell on Earth.
Speaker 2: They've got this new commercial deal with.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, well it's Jack Jones. He's on Zoom. I'm
Speaker 1: not joking Zoom too.
Speaker 2: You'll see me.
Speaker 1: Oh, get down for nights. It's eight fifteen at night
Speaker 1: and my show starts in forty five minutes. I'll just
Speaker 1: do the interview and you edit around it. I have
Speaker 1: to take it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to speak to Okay, then you
Speaker 2: can see it.
Speaker 1: You have to get out.
Speaker 2: We're just going to sit here and not reference that
Speaker 2: I'm here. It's so funny. I'm just sitting here and
Speaker 2: not and.
Speaker 1: Stare at the spread, laugh at the jokes.
Speaker 2: No, not even not even never just dead pen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just timing out my show. Give me one.
Speaker 2: Don't say anything about the fact that there's two other
Speaker 2: people on screen.
Speaker 1: I don't know the password to get in.
Speaker 2: Guys very confused about what's going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Jax Jones is not in the waiting room.
Speaker 1: I apologize that was a fifteen minute notification. Oh sorry,
Speaker 1: it just said Jack Jones and I freaked out. See
Speaker 1: in fifteen minutes. So he's not actually on. So would
Speaker 1: you look we'll just wrap up by then let's go
Speaker 1: back to your diet.
Speaker 2: I can't remember what I was saying.
Speaker 1: You just you want to lose weight free work food.
Speaker 2: Oh oh right, yeah, I don't think it's that good
Speaker 2: of a story of but anyway, I'll tell it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was going to say the biggest issue with losing
Speaker 2: weight is that around free food we get here at work. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and they've got this new arrangement with one of the
Speaker 2: new clients, Garlos Pie.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And so they've just got this bloody pie oven set
Speaker 2: up permanently at the roof.
Speaker 1: I can smell it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's like with everything that's happened in twenty twenty,
Speaker 2: if I want a pie, I'm going to eat a pie.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Life is too short to say no to a free pie.
Speaker 2: So I've been having a lot of pies, probably not
Speaker 2: good for my figure. But oh well, how.
Speaker 1: Many pies have you been having a day on average?
Speaker 2: No? Like two a week?
Speaker 1: Right, okay, Max, Yeah.
Speaker 2: So you know, but there's other things that get sent in,
Speaker 2: so you know, yeah, I'm just not very disciplined.
Speaker 1: What are you clicking over there? I'm doing my job.
Speaker 2: Okay, well let's finish then, because I feel like I'm
Speaker 2: talking to a wall.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm doing multiple things at once, geez riving
Speaker 1: in conversation like I'm talking all a brick wall.
Speaker 2: All right, well we should go, guys, so much for listening.
Speaker 1: It's an absolute pleasure. Back next week. All that jazz
Speaker 1: you know, etcetera, etcetera.
Speaker 2: You know how it works.
Speaker 1: By now, you can leave us a review, and I'm
Speaker 1: going to go ahead and say it. Leave us a review,
Speaker 1: and if your review is read out on the pod,
Speaker 1: I will organize getting a mug, which means you will
Speaker 1: probably never end up getting a mug.
Speaker 2: Well, what happens, what happens in future episodes and we
Speaker 2: run out of fucking mugs, Like that's gonna be a
Speaker 2: big promise to uphole because then we'll give away these
Speaker 2: mugs and then what there's no incentive in future.
Speaker 1: It's incentive to do it, to leave a review now
Speaker 1: if you haven't already done. What it's like when you
Speaker 1: go on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and you
Speaker 1: sit on that chair waiting and then like people keep
Speaker 1: getting shit wrong and you know you're only gonna win
Speaker 1: maybe a thousand bucks, but you still do it. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? This is like a limit of
Speaker 1: time run, guys, So just get your reviews in because
Speaker 1: we're two thirty something. Let's get to two fifty and
Speaker 1: then if we read yours out on the pod, you'll
Speaker 1: get a limited edition. Money can't buy one of ten
Speaker 1: im mugs.
Speaker 2: I don't even think there's ten, to be honest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he maybe dropped one or was Isabella sort of
Speaker 1: played with it and.
Speaker 2: We ordered ten, and then you took one. I took one,
Speaker 2: and that you gave one to your mom.
Speaker 1: Yeah maybe my mom my, God, my mum said boom around.
Speaker 3: I didn't get to give out.
Speaker 2: We paid for that.
Speaker 1: We bought them. We did by them.
Speaker 3: I didn't know about it. I would contribute it.
Speaker 1: We left you off those emails. Leave us a review,
Speaker 1: We'll see how it goes. Who knows back next week
Speaker 1: it was a pleasure you too much. Love as always.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, I thought my mic was off.
Speaker 1: I couldn't hear that thing. No taking it down from
Speaker 1: the asmr ah.
Speaker 2: All right, well and I will catch you guys next week.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, see you guys goodbye, and catch us
Speaker 2: on Tony's podcast as well.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, one trick Tony search in the app store
Speaker 1: or wherever you get your do