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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: W saam Jen y Rye has been working harder than

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Speaker 2: the little antibodies fighting off the COVID virus.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm trying to fight it too. Thank him, and.

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Speaker 2: He's come up with this, Jen Wye Rice, Jimmy Jabber.

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Speaker 2: I'm not ready for extra work. I'm suffering from long

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Speaker 2: COVID I think well. Miriam Marghalese was on and she

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Speaker 2: was doing something on that channel my parents always watch. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: this was interesting and kind of gross. She was in

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Speaker 2: a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger called End of Days.

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Speaker 1: I was reading a hilarious story about an encounter you

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Speaker 1: had with Arnold Schwarzenegger. He wasn't one of your favorites,

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Speaker 1: was he.

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Speaker 2: I think he's I mean, you know, if he fasts you,

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Speaker 2: he'll gross you. I think he does them. He'll fast

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Speaker 2: in your feet, and that's what he did to me.

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Speaker 1: How did it come about.

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Speaker 2: To be, sir?

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Speaker 1: I may have passed wind in front of him during

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Speaker 1: the rehearsals, not in his face, kind of around the building,

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Speaker 1: you know, And we were rehearsing a.

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Speaker 2: Scene which he has to kill me.

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Speaker 1: I was playing Satan's sister, and I.

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Speaker 2: Was lying on the floor and.

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Speaker 1: He was lying on top of me, and he put

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Speaker 1: his ah right by my face and let one lip.

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Speaker 1: Was there part of you were hoping that you'd be

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Speaker 1: gribed by him? That crossed my mind, And to be fair,

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Speaker 1: is either We.

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Speaker 2: Had a few calls to the Gooli shot line about

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Speaker 2: supposed illegal parking in disabled parking. Never presume just because

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Speaker 2: you think someone looks clearly able, they may not be.

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Speaker 1: When you say clearly, what do you mean? I mean,

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Speaker 1: disability isn't always something that you can see, So I'd

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Speaker 1: be very careful about saying that person's not disabled because

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Speaker 1: I can't see what their disability is. Many disabilities are

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Speaker 1: invisible to your eye.

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Speaker 2: Dude gets out of the car and starts rollerblading down

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Speaker 2: the road.

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Speaker 1: Actually, that's that's an obvious possibility.

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Speaker 2: It sounded like learning to me Amanda had all the

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Speaker 2: info In the current heat wave over in the UK.

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Speaker 1: The UK is a lot further from the equator than

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Speaker 1: we are, So if the UK was flipped to the

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Speaker 1: equivalent latitude in the southern Hemisphere, it would begin about

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Speaker 1: eight hundred kilometers south of Tasmania. So imagine eight hundred

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Speaker 1: kilometers south of Tasmania having forty degree heat. That's why

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Speaker 1: these temperatures are so extreme, That's why no one's coping. Wow,

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Speaker 1: the only person who's not sweating in England at the

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Speaker 1: moment is Prince Andrew. Oh what a giveaway.

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Speaker 2: TikTok Taka return this week. This is where you guys

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Speaker 2: make food from TikTok, you eat it and Amanda gets cranky.

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Speaker 2: This time it was Oreo biscuits wrapped in bacon.

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Speaker 1: And now I'm sprinkling it with smoke, with smoky flavoring.

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Speaker 1: You're being quite liberal, yes, I am. Thank you. I

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Speaker 1: thought you were a big left You're not that funny.

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Speaker 1: I know you're gurning around the room. You've taken that

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Speaker 1: joke on too, and people want their money back.

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Speaker 2: First there was a shortage of toilet paper. Then let

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Speaker 2: us now lemsip. Jonesy's go to cold remedy in case

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Speaker 2: you don't know they're made in the UK. And with

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Speaker 2: Elton John announcing he's coming back to Australia, Jonesy had

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Speaker 2: a brain wave. I wonder when Elton comes over, do

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Speaker 2: you think I can get him to bring some lemsips?

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Speaker 1: Because the great lemsips shortage is happening as we speak.

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Speaker 1: Imagine that phoning Elton John to say, could he be

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Speaker 1: your lemsip mule? He's weird of things. I'll get on

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Speaker 1: to Elton se if you can bring us some lemsips. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just bring it the normal way, Elton. They need to

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Speaker 1: shove it or anything.

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Speaker 2: Week. Is that it? By the way, you owe me

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Speaker 2: a pack of grain waves? Sure? Mate.

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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning

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Speaker 2: FM