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Speaker 1: This is Will and wood Yes, good afternoon everybody. It

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Speaker 1: is Will and Woody getting you guys home. I hope

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Speaker 1: everybody is having an absolute belt out on a Thursday,

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Speaker 1: Woodrow very exciting. Coming up shortly, I'm going to be

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Speaker 1: talking to you about the thirty six questions which apparently

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Speaker 1: make you fall in love with anyone. This is really

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Speaker 1: intriguing to the questions with We touched on them briefly recently,

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Speaker 1: but a lot of people asking us to actually do

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Speaker 1: some of the questions. Fair enough, I'm going to give

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Speaker 1: that a go. Also coming at this hour, the sock

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Speaker 1: of Silence, where you guys can just confess to us

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Speaker 1: things in a very safe space.

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Speaker 2: I was in Iceland with some friends and I had

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Speaker 2: a little bit of whale.

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Speaker 1: You ate whale?

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Speaker 3: I ate whale.

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Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, you ate a whale. Now I apologize for

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Speaker 4: that because I've got a bit emotional. It is a

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Speaker 4: safe space and we will remain calm with your confessions

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Speaker 4: later this album, talking about.

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Speaker 1: The big things we probably won't be covering. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's kick it off by talking about the brand new bachelor.

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Speaker 1: He's been announced. Oh god, this gets me excited. He's

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Speaker 1: an astrophysicists.

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Speaker 5: Really.

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Speaker 1: Thirty one year old Matt agnew Eh raised Adelaid in

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Speaker 1: PhD student at the Center for Astrophysics and super Computing.

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Speaker 4: So they've really gone from braun to brain they have,

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Speaker 4: haven't they. Because here's the other thing actually that I

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Speaker 4: saw on this. Do you know Ash Williams, the comedian,

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Speaker 4: So he's come out actually today and said that the

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Speaker 4: producers actually came to him and they were like, do

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Speaker 4: you want to be the Bachelor? Yeah, and he was like,

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Speaker 4: bloody absolute, bloody lutely, I want to be the Bachelor.

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Speaker 4: Sounds like a dream, I'm true. Finally Anyway, then that

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Speaker 4: just went really quiet about they went radio silence on him.

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Speaker 4: After the Honey Badger.

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Speaker 1: Well this guy, look, yeah, I kind of get that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you've got the honey Badger. I mean you've got the

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Speaker 1: ultimate brawn, as you put it. I feel like anybody, no,

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Speaker 1: absolutely no offense to the Ash Billiams always to go

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Speaker 1: to the gym with him. Actually he is a very

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Speaker 1: ripped man. Yeah, but tough, tough following up. If you're

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Speaker 1: going to be a muscly guy from the Honey yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: this is a completely different set of person I like

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Speaker 1: the tact mate star facts are impressive. Have you have

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Speaker 1: you got a universe fact? They're impressive.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, But Pluto just a gas.

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Speaker 6: Actually not true?

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Speaker 1: No it is, it's not the gas play.

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Speaker 4: That's not that's not true.

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Speaker 1: Definitely rock.

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Speaker 4: Okay, here's no one. I got a staff fact. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 4: I've got a buddy star fact. Don't you wrap me up? Well,

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Speaker 4: a star is actually a moon exploding?

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Speaker 1: No it's not.

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Speaker 4: I'll move on to an area more comfortable and Will

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Speaker 4: a movie that was universally canned, The Suicide Squad. Uh No, okay,

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Speaker 4: Suicide Squad. Do you know Will Smith is not going

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Speaker 4: to be reprising his role in the next Suicide Squad?

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't know. I didn't know. That was a

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Speaker 4: Absolute stinker. I left it three quarters through. But his

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Speaker 7: Boy.

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Speaker 5: Here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Here's my philosophy on this.

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Speaker 5: All right. It says sexiest man alive.

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Speaker 1: So as long as I'm alive, I'm still sexist.

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Speaker 4: Idris Elba is going to be replacing Will Smith to

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Speaker 4: play the character dead shot. My question to you love

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Speaker 1: He's got so much about him to love. If you

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Speaker 1: haven't seen the TV show Loafer, just stop whatever you're

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Speaker 1: watching him, go and watch that. He's incredible.

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Speaker 4: I think Idris should be the next James Bond as well.

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Speaker 4: That's my thoughts. Very hard to replace someone though. Once

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Speaker 4: of an exaggeration. But who would replace me? If you know,

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Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, He's just like a better you would Chris

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Speaker 4: Hamsworth want to do this job?

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Speaker 1: Not sure, but that's that's who the first application. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it has a similar look, sort of shaggy blonde hair,

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Speaker 1: more ripped very I didn't say good. Yeah, it is

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Speaker 4: Hellia would be good.

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Speaker 1: We get along.

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, this is becoming offensive. Move on, all right.

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Speaker 1: Final story here is about the country of Italy. So

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Speaker 1: really really famous place in Italy. If you've been to Italy,

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Speaker 1: heard about Italy, you would have heard about Chink with Terror.

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Speaker 4: Oh, yes, the town by the sea.

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Speaker 4: With Terror for what purpose?

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Speaker 1: Well, I was going to ask you, why do you reckon?

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Speaker 4: Maybe a lot of people were flicking their thongs down

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Speaker 1: Apparently the mountain rescuers were just tired of of rescuing

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Speaker 1: No, they've been banned as well.

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Speaker 4: No, they haven't they have. Well, how I'm putting in

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Speaker 4: chinkwheet eraplace is all right, I'm I'm going to be

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Speaker 4: telling you guys why I called my mum in tears

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Speaker 4: Called my mum in tears last night. Yeah, let me explain,

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Speaker 4: Another one that montage took me four and a half hours.

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Speaker 4: So here's the thing, though, I just cleaning is very difficult.

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Speaker 4: No, no it is. And it just feels like after

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Speaker 1: You might just need to just address that quickly. Well,

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Speaker 1: how did it look dirtier? Okay after cleaning for four hours?

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Speaker 4: First thing, I don't have a mop, so you didn't mop.

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Speaker 4: So I went to serve market. Mops cost seventeen dollars fifty.

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Speaker 4: So it just felt like there was more dust, like

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I thought, that's a lot of hard work

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Speaker 1: That is with the environment. They are.

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Speaker 4: No right, I apologized, but no, sorry, it wasn't wet wipes.

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Speaker 4: Because they were just crappy marks everywhere. I didn't get

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Speaker 4: So here's the thing. I'm really hoping that I'm not

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Speaker 4: I think it's a man thing. I hope I'm not

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Speaker 4: And I'd really like women to call up and dobby

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Speaker 4: task that your man just cannot do it? He can't

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Speaker 4: get his head If you're.

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Speaker 1: A guy, can you call up and admit that you

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Speaker 4: Please do because right now I am feeling pretty vulnerable

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Speaker 1: Well, there's a river of a Troy Kinney sketch five.

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Speaker 1: You can empathize with this. Or if you're a woman

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Speaker 4: I'm thirteen, one oh sixty five. Stop in your partner.

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Speaker 4: What domestic task can your man not get his head around?

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Speaker 9: Hi, Caroline, Hi, Hello, Yes, my husband's a classick.

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Speaker 1: That's why you're right.

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Speaker 1: Well, because you had to you bought this washer because

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Speaker 1: We're good, mate, really enjoying these Why can't your partner?

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Speaker 12: Okay, So we were entertained with guests the other week

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Speaker 1: Thanks for the Cornatasha, very very good, stuffy. Yesterday we

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Speaker 1: right up next. A couple of days ago, I spoke

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Speaker 1: apparently tried these on me. I totally forgot that that happened.

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Speaker 1: But that's neither in or there. Yeah, we had a

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Speaker 4: Are, because, buddy, intriguing, it's interested, it's interesting stuff.

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Speaker 1: I've got the thirty six in front of me now.

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Speaker 13: They are getting to know you, getting to.

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Speaker 1: Know all about you, all right, So Woods, Yeah, I've

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of pressure, mate, Like you know, there

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Speaker 1: According to the Internet. At the end of this they

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Speaker 4: And that's terrifying. Well my game.

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Speaker 1: Judging from a lot of the Instagram messages we've got recently,

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Speaker 4: The digital man is not passing them on to me,

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Speaker 1: Let's do the questions, all right, Given the choice of

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Speaker 4: Just one person? One person, one person dinner guest, Jim Carrey?

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Speaker 1: All right, before making a telephone call? Do you ever

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Speaker 1: rehearse what you were going to say before making whatso

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Speaker 1: a perfect day for you?

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Speaker 4: Okay? I would wake up early, and I would go

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Speaker 4: I'm a sort of like good job. And then I

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Speaker 1: You said a whole day, mate, Yes, I know, but

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Speaker 4: I read the newspaper, and then I'd read a book,

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Speaker 4: and then something would lead to me, not necessarily in

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Speaker 1: Right, I didn't ask you that one.

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Speaker 4: That's a great day, sorry, a.

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Speaker 1: Really good day. Yeah, when did you last sing to yourself?

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Speaker 4: You want the mind or the body? Yeah, here's the thing.

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Speaker 4: You'd be worried, disappointing.

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Speaker 4: Ummmmm, oh, probably just mum pushing me towards tennis. I

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Speaker 4: No, tennis is a good game.

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Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, you should play tennis. Four years later I

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 1: Final question? Your house? Can your house containing everything your own,

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Speaker 4: I live alone, not a concern.

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Speaker 1: After saving your pot plant, which is pretty much your pet.

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Speaker 1: You have time, Cheryl, you have time to save me,

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Speaker 4: I have a box.

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Speaker 1: Else?

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Speaker 4: Do you want to know? What's in the box? Just

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Speaker 4: my stepper, your exercise and my exercise stepper.

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Speaker 1: Okay, had to choose one out of the box. All

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Speaker 1: the step though, don't do it to me my children,

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Speaker 4: It's a good step of will.

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Speaker 1: No, I take the b right, I take the good

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Speaker 4: Well that was that was a few of them, right,

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Speaker 4: thirty one oh six five? Who loves me?

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Speaker 1: Immediately? Right now? A chance to join the Sock of Silence.

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Speaker 1: If you've got a little cheeky and purely anonymous confession.

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Speaker 5: For it, it's the Sock of Silences.

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Speaker 4: It's just a beautiful safe space will where you know

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Speaker 4: if you're if you're sitting on a confession. You know

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Speaker 4: legal gear here, No.

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Speaker 1: We had something we do a little hit and run

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Speaker 4: That was probably over the line upon reflection. But yeah,

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Speaker 4: the sock of science and confess, tell us what you did,

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Speaker 3: Will for this charm and it said raspberry less so

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Speaker 3: in and I'm like, mum, what's this lipquort? And she goes, oh, honey,

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Speaker 3: that's not lit coss. That's stimulating gel.

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Speaker 12: On a very long drive, I got stuck in traffic,

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Speaker 13: There's nowhere to stop.

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Speaker 12: I can't do anything.

442
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,840
Speaker 3: I have a.

443
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,680
Speaker 14: Sudden, sudden urge to peace.

444
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,760
Speaker 12: I just went in my seat.

445
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,919
Speaker 9: Back to back traffic, people looking next to me.

446
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,560
Speaker 1: So as you can tell, you know, again, very safe space.

447
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,320
Speaker 1: You can remain completely anonymous. We don't need you know.

448
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,439
Speaker 1: This might be something that you haven't even told you

449
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,400
Speaker 1: mates yet, but can I just tell you?

450
00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,000
Speaker 6: Yeah?

451
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 1: You feel so good, oh, jumping into the soccer silence

452
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:07,080
Speaker 1: like we are and just getting it off your chestwards.

453
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I've got something that's weighing me down at

454
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Speaker 4: the moment.

455
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Speaker 1: Will okay? Is it that you wasted three packs of

456
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 1: wet wipes clearing your apartment floor, which are bad for

457
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:15,600
Speaker 1: the environment.

458
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,320
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, that's one of them. Thanks for bringing that

459
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 4: up again. No, it's different though.

460
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:22,640
Speaker 5: Sorry.

461
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,200
Speaker 6: So you know when you move into a new place,

462
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,920
Speaker 6: and I've moved into a new apartment, yeah, you keep

463
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 6: getting mail from the previous tenant. Yeah yeah, no, man,

464
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 6: I've just been putting them in a box.

465
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:37,920
Speaker 4: I've got.

466
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,520
Speaker 6: I must have thirty of them, like thirty five.

467
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 1: Are they looking urgent?

468
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:41,719
Speaker 13: Like?

469
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 1: Is there like a one?

470
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,240
Speaker 4: Satti and Nifle letter is urgent.

471
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 1: Well generally speaking and says urgent on the front. I

472
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 1: don't read them, mate, straight in the box all right now,

473
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,880
Speaker 1: if you're a little cheeky confession for us, you can

474
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 1: remain completely anonymous. Join us in the soccer.

475
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:06,760
Speaker 5: It's the suck of silence, such.

476
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 4: A beautiful safe space. No judgment here. You also call anonymously.

477
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 4: I'm thirteen one six y five, and get it off

478
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 4: your chest. Anonymous call number one. You got a confession

479
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 4: for us?

480
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:23,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I was housitting for my boyfriend's family and

481
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,600
Speaker 2: I dropped his turtle.

482
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:26,639
Speaker 1: You want.

483
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 2: He goes turtle.

484
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 1: No, he's saying a turtle like he's saying a sorry.

485
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're saying turtle, but he's saying turtle.

486
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 2: Turtle, as in like a little green animal turtle.

487
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,480
Speaker 4: Turtle, beautiful, beautiful. Yeah, go on, go on, drop your turtle.

488
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 1: He dropped it.

489
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:49,639
Speaker 2: So I dropped his turtle and I freaked out. I

490
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 2: thought I killed it and put it back into the

491
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 2: tank and it just sunk to the bottom. Oh and

492
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 2: at that point, I just freaked out and I just

493
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 2: left it and it was mental. About an hour later

494
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 2: that I went back and checked on it. It was

495
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 2: all fired, but I was so scared.

496
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 1: Oh my, that's terrifying.

497
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 4: Had the turtles okay?

498
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: When you thought he was unconscious, so you put him

499
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 1: in a tank of water? What not to dote? Anonymous

500
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:24,119
Speaker 1: caller number two. Here, so hi, I was judging a

501
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:26,359
Speaker 1: bit there. Anonymous call too, This is a safe space.

502
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 1: You've got a bit of a confession.

503
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 7: To hear because this has to definitely be anonymous.

504
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 3: I worked in an office.

505
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,360
Speaker 9: And when I go to the bathroom when I'm doing

506
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 9: a number two, I like to take selfies. Myself looks

507
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 9: like from the head aff. Yeah, the life is really

508
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 9: good in there.

509
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 1: Sure is just a personal reflection anonymous caller too, or

510
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 1: do you?

511
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,680
Speaker 9: I said to my friends, but they don't know where

512
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:55,919
Speaker 9: I am.

513
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 4: Wow, that is a little bit disgusting, But I'm not

514
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 4: going to say that because the sock of silence and

515
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 4: it's a safe space. What keep it up.

516
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: I can't imagine doing that.

517
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 4: I received that. I received that from friends and I

518
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,719
Speaker 4: see you. But I'm very honest about it.

519
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: With the number two selfie, yeah yeah, Is it just

520
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 1: for your facial expression?

521
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, of course there's appalling if you did anything else.

522
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, well, anonymous calling of a three year that's

523
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:28,920
Speaker 1: a new phenomenon to me. Welcome to the So yeah,

524
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,399
Speaker 1: we're very well with no judgment in here, just enjoying it.

525
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 4: On Saturday night, I went clubbing and I ended up

526
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 4: taking home my best mate's sister. Oh animal, wow, animal wow.

527
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 4: Sorry sorry judgment, Sorry Jesus, sorry, Oh now you're.

528
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,719
Speaker 1: You're a pig of a man. Would talk to me

529
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 1: where this is very curious and also slightly devastating stuff

530
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,119
Speaker 1: that you've got here.

531
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Speaker 4: Well, I don't think it's devastating. I think it could

532
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 4: really help people if you own a relationship. I found

533
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 4: out today that relationship therapists, through some studies, have discovered

534
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:12,239
Speaker 4: the most common reason why people leave relationships. Yeah, and

535
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 4: it's something that couples don't do.

536
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,880
Speaker 1: Right, So it's something that you're not doing in your relationship.

537
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,679
Speaker 1: And if you're not doing it, like if you're not

538
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: doing the dishes for example, that go okay, yes, then

539
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: I want to go and look elsewhere.

540
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 4: Yes, right now, before I do tell you what this is,

541
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 4: I thought we could do. I thought it'd be very

542
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 4: interesting to just hear from people. Thirteen one oh six

543
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 4: fives our number. I'd like people to have a guess. Okay,

544
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 4: this is something that you don't do in a relationship.

545
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 4: That is the most common reason why people leave a relationship.

546
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 1: You don't do jeez and.

547
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 4: AMers thirteen one oh six five. And again, after you've

548
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 4: had a few guesses, then I will tell you what

549
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 4: the answer is. So you've had to go at doing

550
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 4: the dishes? Will do you want to have a second guest?

551
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 1: I hope it's a lot of people that hope. It's

552
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 1: not the dishes. It's not the Can we count out

553
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,879
Speaker 1: domestic chores because I don't do the washing very often either.

554
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 4: It's not doing the washing, it's not the lack of

555
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 4: doing the.

556
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 1: Washing, feeding the dog. Just we just get rid of

557
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: domestic chaos. It's not yeah, because I'm actually worried here.

558
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 1: I'm starting there. Yeah, yeah, well, well it seems like

559
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: this could be quite a simple thing. And there's a

560
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 1: lot of things that I think about when you go

561
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,640
Speaker 1: through your relationship, like, oh, jeez, I don't do enough

562
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: of that. I don't do enough of that.

563
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 4: Can I also add that I'm not sure if you

564
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 4: do it in your relationship? Oh my god, I bet

565
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,120
Speaker 4: I'm that's just gone from an outside I'm not saying

566
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 4: you guys are in trouble, but I'm just not sure

567
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 4: if you do it.

568
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: Cuddle after having a bit of bedroom time.

569
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 4: No, that's not it. Thirty one O, six fives and

570
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 4: number We've got to go to a song. But what

571
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 4: do you guys think it is? It's the most common

572
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:54,439
Speaker 4: reason why people leave relationships most common? What about and

573
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 4: it's something that you don't do. It's something that couples

574
00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 4: don't do. Absolutely, have you think of.

575
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 1: A bath with them?

576
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 4: A bath?

577
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,959
Speaker 1: I don't have a bath. It seems a bath horrible.

578
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 4: Have a buff of your girlfriend one of.

579
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 1: Those small bars and on my legs are a bit

580
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: long for it.

581
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 4: Don't want to be uncomfortable about your lack of bathing

582
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 4: with your girlfriend. Let's go to a song. Do you

583
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 4: guys have a guess? And right now, relationship therapists will

584
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 4: have discovered the most common reason why people leave relationships

585
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 4: water and I can tell you that it is something

586
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 4: that couples don't do. So I've asked people on thirteen

587
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 4: one oh sixty five to give us a call and

588
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 4: have a guess of what they think this thing is.

589
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 1: Is this something that we're capable of fixing? It's not

590
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 1: going to be like grow hair?

591
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 4: Oh and for you? Impossible, That's all I'm worried about. Impossible.

592
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: I mean, your bold is a badger.

593
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 4: Your bold is a badger.

594
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: I don't know badgers were bald?

595
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 4: But why do people say that?

596
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 1: Go to Lee?

597
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, Lee, what do you think the reason is? What

598
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 4: do you think it is that couples don't don't do

599
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 4: all right mane Banks, Sorry to go over there, mate,

600
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 4: everyone gets signed buried a head in there fire together.

601
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a great time to connect.

602
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 4: I agreely, so would just say not doing face to

603
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 4: face contact. I'm not talking face to face. Yeah, yeah,

604
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 4: we'll go with that, incorrectly. Very good guess though, and

605
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 4: really good point in this to everyone.

606
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: You keep making them think like they've got the answer

607
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: because you've got the answer to the question. You pause

608
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 1: for suspense. It's bloody annoying. It's the one enjoys it

609
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: like you could have just moved on. He's in the

610
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: middle of a bank heist anyway. Just get to the

611
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 1: next caller begs called Beck. Yeah, no, we're good, We're good.

612
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 11: I think it's because I don't kiss anymore.

613
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 4: Oh, not kissing incorrect? Beck, incorrect. It's another really good guest, though,

614
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 4: Do you kiss your partner? Becker good stuff and keep

615
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 4: kissing him or her. Let's move on to Campbell. Campbell,

616
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 4: what do you think the most common reason why people

617
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 4: leave relationships is?

618
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, good boys. I just feel like people don't make

619
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 5: enough time for each other these days, and do activity together?

620
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 1: Do one on one couple stuff Campbell. Yeah, correct, Yeah,

621
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 1: whether they say couples that play together stay together?

622
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 4: Oh, very good one, very good guess Campbell. Is it correct?

623
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: Oh, don't patronize him. Don't patronize him.

624
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 4: No, it's not Campbell.

625
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: It wasn't closed. That was a good guest, respectful. It

626
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 1: actually was a good guest. It was a ripper, generating

627
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: good conversation. If you didn't have the answer, you probably

628
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 1: would have thought that was right.

629
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I do have the answer. Will Low Leaders

630
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 4: given us a call, Holo Leader.

631
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 1: Hi, how are you well?

632
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 4: Very well? Thank you. Most common reason why people leave relationships?

633
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 4: What do you think it is?

634
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,239
Speaker 3: I think they don't go on holiday to ever.

635
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I like a couple holidays as well. It's

636
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 4: where you get some intimate time together. It's incorrect, though

637
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 4: the letter, it's incorrect. Well, I didn't. I was trying

638
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 4: to get straight to the point, like incorrect.

639
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 1: You love it, you love shutting it down?

640
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 4: Sarah. Sorry, Sarah, you want to have a crack at

641
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 4: this most common reason why people leave relationships?

642
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 5: Guys?

643
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 3: Sarah, Yeah, okay, I think it's cleaning, like it's cleaning

644
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 3: and hygiene.

645
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 4: Jesus incorrect, incorrect, incorrect. Can I just say all really

646
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 4: really good guesses, and I'd say all of them have

647
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 4: merit that people should be doing these things. I'm not

648
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 4: patronizing just because you're not.

649
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: In a relationship right now and you're feeling very high

650
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 1: and mighty and going like, oh, there's some people I'm

651
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: going to break up. You're an horrible decision.

652
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 4: No, I'm trying to be good about this and I'm

653
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 4: trying to help people. I will give you the answer

654
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 4: right now. And I think this is something that if

655
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 4: you are in a relationship and you're listening to this,

656
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 4: change it. The most common reason is not being honest

657
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 4: about what you really want in the bedroom, right Yeah,

658
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 4: that leads to unsatisfaction, unfulfillment.

659
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: Of desires that build up and then go and search

660
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 1: for the designers else.

661
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 4: And I read on it apparently it is because you

662
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 4: feel embarrassed to tell this person that you know it

663
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 4: might be a slightly weird thing that you want or

664
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 4: a bit different, so people hold back and it can

665
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 4: actually get leads to either leaving the relationship or cheating

666
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 4: as well, because you.

667
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: You go and try and get the satisfaction from another source.

668
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 4: Do it somewhere else.

669
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 1: It's tough, though, isn't it, Like, you know, because.

670
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 4: You are embarrassed because if you are asking for something

671
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 4: a little bit left of center, you're worried that your

672
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,719
Speaker 4: partner's going to judge you, or maybe they won't love

673
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,959
Speaker 4: you anymore because you want them to dress up as

674
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 4: one or B two or you know whatever.

675
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: The sorry is a bit perverted.

676
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 4: Well sorry, well this is what I'm talking about, and

677
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 4: this is what I'm talking about.

678
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 1: I think everybody in their cars was like, all right, mate,

679
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,479
Speaker 1: keep the ABC Kids programs out of the bedroom.

680
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 4: Maybe Jesus, there is just an example. It was just

681
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 4: an example. And this is what I'm talking about. Don't judge,

682
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 4: don't judge me. And for the couples out there, go

683
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 4: home tonight, have a cup, have a cup of tea

684
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 4: and sit down and just go hey, I really want.

685
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: It could be a bit of fun. Here we are

686
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 1: saying that get the Captain hat involved. Here is one

687
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 1: of my favorite stories of the year to date. This

688
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 1: one sad, but also I mean, you know, always look

689
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 1: on the bright side of life. My friend, a Belgian billionaire,

690
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 1: died during surgery while his penis was getting enlarged.

691
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 4: Obviously condolences for anyone family friends who are close to

692
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 4: billionaire guy. You've got to have a I mean the

693
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 4: vanity of the guy as well to obviously go through

694
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 4: life threatening surgery to add a bit of length onto

695
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 4: his manhood.

696
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: Now, I don't know how it happened. I just got

697
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: to put myself in the shoes of the billionaire himself.

698
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 1: I constantly fear moment.

699
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 4: It's like this, dying while getting your penis.

700
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: No, that's an example of it.

701
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 4: Okay, I just reckon.

702
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: I can't think of anything worse than dying in a

703
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: really idiotic way. Oh yes, I just think that. I

704
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 1: just I think the thing that scares me most about

705
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: it is like what it would look like on the news.

706
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 4: Oh, the headline.

707
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 1: The headline. So for example, with him, you know, man dies,

708
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 1: billionaire dies whilst having surgery on his penis. Like, it's

709
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 1: just it's a headline because it's so comical. And for

710
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: you guys, I really want to ask you guys on

711
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 1: thirteen one oh six five, if you like me, have

712
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 1: you ever been in a situation where you thought to yourself,

713
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 1: oh my god, if I if I die here, I

714
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: will look like such an idiot.

715
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 4: I've got a great example of this. Yeah, it's really

716
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 4: it's and it's so stupid.

717
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 1: You want to do the news headline? Do you want

718
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 1: to give it a going.

719
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, sure, before news music, before I do this.

720
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 4: This was really stupid and just you know, do not

721
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 4: do this anyone listening. But you live and you'll learn.

722
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 4: So here we go.

723
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 12: Okay.

724
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,800
Speaker 4: In the six PM news man dies hanging out of

725
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 4: hotel window reaching for bra. True story true. I was

726
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 4: in South America. I had a night in a hotel

727
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 4: room with a friend.

728
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 1: They had lost their bra at the window, so we.

729
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 4: Were mucking around and she accidentally threw her bra out

730
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 4: the window of the hotel.

731
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 1: She accidentally threw her own bra. Yep, did you throw

732
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:34,839
Speaker 1: her bra?

733
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 4: I can't no longer remember who threw the bra out

734
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 4: the window? And then before I knew it, I was

735
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 4: hanging out of I'm being serious. I was hanging out

736
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 4: of a hotel window. It was caught on it like

737
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 4: a radiator, like a heater, I think. And I was

738
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 4: hanging outside a hotel window with her holding on to

739
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 4: my ankles. Well, I reached for her bra and I

740
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 4: had that moment while I was out there. It was like,

741
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 4: oh my god, this is the dumbest thing I've ever done,

742
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 4: and be if I die, it look like such an idiot.

743
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 4: That is going to be the headline.

744
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:03,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great.

745
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 4: And again, anyway, do not do that if you lose

746
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,240
Speaker 4: a bra at a hotel window.

747
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: Just so we don't want to hear from people here.

748
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: We don't know if you're you know, scuba diving or

749
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: driving ferrari with you know, there's a high chance of death.

750
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 1: This needs to be something genuinely moronic and basic and embarrassing.

751
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 1: I'll give you an example. This is this is one

752
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: that I've this one that I've got bobbing at the

753
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: evening news man dies trimming pubic hair in the shower.

754
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 4: What happened? Was there a bit of a slip?

755
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 1: No, I have the electric shaver of going oh yes,

756
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: and I dropped it and it was plugged into the power.

757
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: So don't ever do it again, kids, don't ever do this. Yes,

758
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 1: electric appliances in Barts is just the worst possible. I

759
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 1: was standing there and just I realized a little bit

760
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: of water had pulled at my feet and I dropped it.

761
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 1: Oh my, Luckily the cable caught it and it just

762
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: hung there like over the water.

763
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 12: Wow.

764
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: That's all I could think to myself was, oh my god,

765
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: if I die that Wow? And news headline is just terrific. Yeah.

766
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,320
Speaker 4: We had a good friend of ours actually had a

767
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,320
Speaker 4: crack of one and they could you give me the

768
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 4: news headline again? Man does trying to eat Derito Chip Hohle.

769
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 1: His true story. He got a Derato Chip called.

770
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 4: And apparently he couldn't breathe and he was.

771
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: Like, not like this, that's not like this, all right?

772
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 1: So thirty one six five if you got one of these,

773
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 1: love to hear from you, guys, What would the news

774
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: headline be if you were going to die and look

775
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: like ask him the question, have you ever genuinely thought

776
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: to yourself, if I'm die right now, I'm going to

777
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 1: look like such an idiot. Now the reason we're asking

778
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: this you just catching up with the news. There was

779
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: a Belgian billionaire who died getting a penis enlargement, which

780
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 1: is very funny. But the way we'd like you guys

781
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: to do these if you can, We've had a little

782
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 1: bit of fun with it. Monique joins us on the show.

783
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: Good Dame Nick. Hi, So, Manique, I'm sure that you're

784
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 1: across this. But the way that we're doing that is

785
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 1: we're trying to do the news headline of the story

786
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: if you had have died at that particular time. So

787
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: we'll play the news the news opening for you, and

788
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 1: then you just give us the headline. Okay, all right,

789
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 1: all right here.

790
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 14: Breaking news.

791
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:31,479
Speaker 7: Female dies putting flaming marshmallow into her mouth to cool

792
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 7: it down.

793
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: Yeah wow, Monique, So what the hell? How did you

794
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: really die doing that? You choked on it?

795
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 13: Yeah, well, I mean it was on fire and when

796
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 13: I put it into my mouth, I would think I

797
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 13: was thinking it would like eliminate the flame and go out. Yeah,

798
00:38:56,560 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 13: Instead it did burn my mouth and then I choked

799
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 13: and had to spit it out.

800
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 5: Yeah.

801
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: No, wow, that's amazing. Thanks for the kill and great

802
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,479
Speaker 1: news reading by the way. Yeah, you've got a future

803
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: that I'm not sure what your day job is, but

804
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 1: that was good stuff. All right, Cameron's giving us call

805
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,720
Speaker 1: thirty mine or six five came? You know how this works.

806
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 7: Man dies after taking on a mintly forty forty four

807
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 7: floors up at a bank or hotel on his fortieth

808
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 7: birthday at six o'clock in the morning after sculling the mohito.

809
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 4: Okay, we've got to get an explanation. How did you

810
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 4: take on im mint leave?

811
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 7: The night before we've been out for drinks. I'd had

812
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 7: a couple of drinks left over, which I put in

813
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 7: the fridge for the following day, thinking yet tomorrow's the fortieth. Yeah,

814
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 7: having a time of my last. Got up in the morning,

815
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:51,760
Speaker 7: partners having a shower. We're going out to do some touring,

816
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 7: and I thought, oh, it's my birthday. I can have

817
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 7: this mahido, why not? Yeah, sculled. It went down all

818
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 7: of a sudden. I couldn't get any air out or in.

819
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 7: I walked over to the window looking down at the

820
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 7: traffic in Bankhock and it was absolutely flat out, and

821
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 7: I thought, there is no hope in hell. That is

822
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 7: an ambulance. He's going to get to me on my

823
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:20,360
Speaker 7: fortieth birthday. Forty floors are sculling in the head he

824
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 7: walk into the shower. I've literally gone white because there's

825
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,479
Speaker 7: no ox to me my body. My partners just looked

826
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 7: at me and freaked out. And then all of a sudden,

827
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 7: I just lifted my hands up and was hanging on

828
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 7: to the door frame and it just for whatever reason,

829
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,720
Speaker 7: it just managed to move out of my throat.

830
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,320
Speaker 1: Came on, gad your live and well mate news headline

831
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:49,319
Speaker 1: was a little bit longer thanm being honest, but very

832
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: good story, all right, Jason, So mate, you know how

833
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 1: this works? Jason? All right, So you've got your news

834
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: headline there, I'll play them. I'll play the opening for it,

835
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 1: and then fire away.

836
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:04,320
Speaker 14: Here we go, breaking news man does trying to flush

837
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 14: airplane lavatory toilet trying to what trying to flush the

838
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:14,439
Speaker 14: toilet in the airplane. I had dropped my phone, yeah,

839
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 14: and I tried to achieve it. I was trying to

840
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 14: retrieve my phone. I've accidentally gone and hit the flash button.

841
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,800
Speaker 14: Then my hand got stopped.

842
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:26,280
Speaker 1: Oh my lord, in the plane toilet.

843
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 14: In the plane toilet. So I had to get one

844
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 14: of the air to come and, you know, help me,

845
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 14: which was quite embarrassing at the time. But I literally thought,

846
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 14: for a second, I'm going to leave my hand and

847
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 14: tie here.

848
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it because it just sucks you out, doesn't it?

849
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 4: Because it it.

850
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 14: Literally just does suck. Yeah. So I had to get

851
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 14: like three of the guys on the plane to give

852
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 14: it a pool, and eventually I got it out.

853
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 4: Give you a poll in the plane toilet. Very good.

854
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 1: How far in was your hand Jason?

855
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 14: Halfway through my forearm?

856
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: Oh geez, god, you could be.

857
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 14: I was definitely panicking in that situation, but it would

858
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 14: have been quite embarrassing.

859
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 1: Mate. Thanks for the call. Thanks for all your gills.

860
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: They were outstanding. We're gonna go to the trapping. By

861
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 1: the way, you don't actually think that it just gets

862
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: sucked straight out into the into the open air.

863
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 4: Yes, it does.

864
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 5: It does.

865
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 4: When they go over ocean, they just let it go.

866
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't. A pilot told me it doesn't go

867
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 1: direct from the toilet into the open air. I could tell.

868
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 4: You when they're going over land, they flick a switch

869
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 4: and that means they put it in.

870
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 1: Just drop off the pool over the ocean.

871
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 4: Ye, no, no, there have been sailors that have been

872
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 4: hit by it.

873
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 1: Brian Gamon, drop off the pool just sucks out. Before

874
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: we get into into read, Aura, who I believe is

875
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: coming up next. You and I were just talking on

876
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 1: the show about the fact that you still believe that

877
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: planes dump waste straight out of planes.

878
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 4: They do when they go over water, that they just

879
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 4: don't do that. It's marketing to make you think they

880
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 4: don't do it.

881
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Speaker 1: So you think when they're they're flying, they're flying overland,

882
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Speaker 1: the pilots will have a chat with they're doing to

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Speaker 1: go okay for each the international waters now far away, Barry,

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Speaker 1: and then they've just got like a pool shoot and

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Speaker 1: all the poof guys out of the plane into the water.

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't say the pilots do it. I think the pilots.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 4: I think there'd be an employee who's in the plane

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Speaker 4: all right, and he's the only one responsible, and he's blind,

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Speaker 4: by the way. It's like in the movie The Prestige,

891
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Speaker 4: and he just hits a button.

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Speaker 1: Right. Well, Carl's caught up. Apparently a lot of people

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Speaker 1: caught up. We're going to take Carl because he's got

894
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: the most experienced. Carl's worked in Quantus Freight for seven years. Carl,

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Speaker 1: there you go, and guys, yeah, I'm pretty interested in this, mate.

896
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: Is it true or not true?

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Speaker 2: But I already made somebody's fool your Jaine wood and proper.

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Speaker 14: Mate because to see what he doesn't have, but that

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Speaker 14: would be a natural star.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, are you one hundred percent sure? Car?

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00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I used to see the guys, there's actually like a

903
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 2: borderloop truck that goes around a plane sucked amount of

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Speaker 2: the aircraft.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I just I just think it's all for show.

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Speaker 4: Car I just I'm sorry. I just think.

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Speaker 1: Is not dropping Pooh into the ocean. What about the time.

908
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Speaker 4: I'm having to got countin so I'm having to go

909
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Speaker 4: on all of them. They're all doing it all right.

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Speaker 1: What about the time that they you know, there's there's

911
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Speaker 1: just a couple of people for fishing, little fishing boat

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Speaker 1: holiday together.

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Speaker 4: Pay them off? I pay them off?

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Speaker 1: Would have they made a cruise ship?

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Speaker 4: There's more money to pay off.

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Speaker 1: This is reader or I'm glad to put the end

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Speaker 1: of the see what you're hearing. Find us on Instagram

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Speaker 1: and Facebook search women would he right?

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Speaker 4: Thirty one or six five?

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Speaker 1: Who loves me?