WEBVTT - MINI: The Christmas Tree

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on in Chack post morning, guys, Come on in, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 3>Awning boys, Patsy, please tell me that isn't true.

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<v Speaker 2>What I hear from the team that Christmas tree is

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<v Speaker 2>already up?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, yeah, full Griswold mode went up yesterday, very proud.

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<v Speaker 4>What is it November the six six today? Forty nine

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<v Speaker 4>days excuse me, forty nine days until Christmas?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, no build up.

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<v Speaker 2>That is like hiding the Insta eggs in March. That's

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<v Speaker 2>exactly the same pad.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, no Christmas lights outside Christmas lights when a

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<v Speaker 1>week earlier. I'm going to be organized so you can

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<v Speaker 1>tweak it a little bit each each weekend at a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit more. It took ages though, for the love God,

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<v Speaker 1>it's his job to get it out of the garage

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<v Speaker 1>and erect the tree. But half the tree was missing

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<v Speaker 1>and we couldn't find where it was.

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<v Speaker 2>She go, obviously you can't go real one because they

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<v Speaker 2>drop all their needles.

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<v Speaker 1>Down dead by then. No, we have we have the

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<v Speaker 1>fake big seven footer's massive and it's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the probably up in Parliament Square.

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<v Speaker 1>No it's brilliant. So he puts it up and then

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<v Speaker 1>we do the light lights go first. We have a system.

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<v Speaker 2>So did you find the other fault or yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>In another box somehow we'd stupidly put it in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's like everyone at Christmas time when you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Going through it, you go, this year, we must be

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<v Speaker 3>more organized, put the way, and then after Christmas like whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Over it.

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<v Speaker 1>I see on social media some people are really organized.

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<v Speaker 1>There's this thing on Amazon you can get. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>a trolley that you'd see in like a mechanic's garage

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<v Speaker 1>where he keeps his tools.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh they got those of these shiny trade and in

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<v Speaker 2>the right face.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, no, that's too organized. So we've just got

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<v Speaker 1>big troughs. But it looks fair.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we got the big trough as well, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>like all the tinsels. Take it up with the lights.

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<v Speaker 2>That's next year's problem. And it's all just in one

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<v Speaker 2>horrible nest.

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<v Speaker 5>It somehow works into an even worse thing over the year.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't use it, and then when you get there,

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<v Speaker 5>well it should be to say, but traditionally for normal people,

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<v Speaker 5>and you try and untangle it and the you just

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<v Speaker 5>spin it and goes skip.

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<v Speaker 2>Brain new way.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, there's always the sacrifice of the lights every year.

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<v Speaker 1>Yesterday was no different. There was I went to the

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<v Speaker 1>front door and there's like this ball of black string.

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<v Speaker 1>I said to Chris, what's that? He said, young lights.

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<v Speaker 1>Another one bites the dust. Every year we seem to

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<v Speaker 1>lose a set and then we have to go and

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<v Speaker 1>buy another.

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<v Speaker 3>I rankon ninety nine point nine percent of landfill around

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<v Speaker 3>the world is Christmas tree lights no wait, and the

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<v Speaker 3>other one percent is fidget spinners.

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