WEBVTT - FULL: Daddy's Got a Camel Toe 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:05.160 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast, show. 0:00:05.040 --> 0:00:14.320 Time, phenonymous, phenonymon. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.959 What's different in the mechanics of the toaster? How's it 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:17.919 getting stronger? 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:21.240 Friends with benefits? That's how one you think about this show. 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:24.439 The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four, fine three, 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:25.119 Hey coome. 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:27.560 On, It's the Christian O'Connell's show. Choose day On. It's 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:29.920 coming up for ten minutes past six. Good morning, Jack, 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:33.360 good to see you again, Good Bube, thank you, strong start, 0:00:33.640 --> 0:00:34.319 Thank God your back. 0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:37.360 Pats It is good to see your Patsy. 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:43.159 Yeah, it feels really weird, partly because I can't hear, 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:45.159 probably in my writing, but it does feel weird to 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:47.240 be back. I feel like I've been away for months. 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:48.199 I've forgotten what to do. 0:00:48.840 --> 0:00:51.559 So what happened? Did you pick up a holiday infection? 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:53.920 One of those old kids pools where obviously you don't 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:55.360 see any of the kids getting out to go to 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:58.080 the toilet. Okay, I know this kid's been here at 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:00.800 least two hours and had two soft drinks. 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:03.400 I did have a love affair with swim up bars 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:07.240 up until this trip, because I noticed, you know, a 0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:09.880 lot of the bogans around the bars would. 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:12.320 Not get to judge to judge, isn't it? With that? 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:14.360 Just to were the bogus on the barn. They're probably 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:16.080 thinking the same about you. 0:01:17.080 --> 0:01:19.880 But it's like a bit like a pea soup, as 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:22.679 the Love of God described it, And it's. 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:24.560 Too strong in which this time of the day, isn't it. 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:27.320 So we were swimming like all day, from ten in 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:29.639 the morning till like six at night. We just swam 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:30.720 every day, which was great. 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:32.960 When you say you swim every day, you too, do 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:35.039 not strike me as swimmers. Do you mean you just 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:37.520 sort of doggy paddled up to the swim up bar. 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:41.000 We're not doing laps in an Olympic size pool like 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:44.040 breaststroke and backstroke. Are you on holiday? 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:45.800 You're just marinating in the pool? 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:48.680 Yeah, along with it marinading is in a pea soup. 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:50.960 So is that where you got the ear infect Yes? 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:54.160 Yeah, terrific, horrific. 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:55.840 And so can you hear us? Okay? 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:58.280 Now I came in the left ear, but not in 0:01:58.360 --> 0:01:58.800 the right. 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:00.960 So are we able to put like the signal of 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:03.080 the show of the engineer, so they're able to double 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:04.000 down in the good ear? 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:06.520 Yes, yes, you can do that. I can hear you 0:02:06.600 --> 0:02:08.320 in the left ear, but not the right, which is 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:10.120 why my earphone's off my right ear. 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:12.200 So where did you go on holiday, Patsy? 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:13.880 So we went up to the Wit Sundays, went up 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:16.200 to Hamilton Island, which is a great spot, great family 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:17.400 spot and. 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:18.160 Never been there? 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:21.679 Have you never been? We've got to get you up there. 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:24.679 Oh, thank you so much? Mail there or some sort 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:27.919 of king playmaker. Oh you. Normally when people go, you must, 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:29.200 you must, You've got to get them. It's like a 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:32.120 cheap restaurant. We must get you too. In island we 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:34.600 always go, you must go see to that this year. 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:38.680 Tell he's been missus O'Connell twice, mister o'connall. 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:43.720 No, you've got to go. 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:46.280 It's so I'd love to get the invite from her 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:48.400 own wife alone. At the moment, the only invite has 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:51.240 come from Patsy, who I work with. A work colleague 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:54.160 invited me to coming out elapse with her husband. There. 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:55.600 I can go with your and you go with. 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:58.960 So what did you do up there? It sounds like 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:01.480 mainly just get in the sun and get an air infection. 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:04.240 Yeah, lots and lots of swimming, went out to white 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:07.280 Haven Beach, which is seriously one of the world's most 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:10.600 beautiful beaches. It has this gorgeous white sand and when 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:13.560 you walk along and it actually crunches under your feet. 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:16.280 You into some of those beaches. There's one thing's near 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:20.280 Wilson prom Squeaky Beach. Isn't that amazing? Yes? How does 0:03:20.320 --> 0:03:20.919 it squeak? 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:24.200 It's isn't it the silica in the sand or something 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:26.040 like it's a special kind of sand? 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:27.800 You know what? That's good enough an explanation for me. 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:30.000 That sounds when someone does want that quickly go, that's 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:31.520 what it is, truth science and. 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:35.200 With the way you wouldn't use often silica silica. 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:38.000 I was listening kind of half listening to the Captain 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:40.320 on the way out. It's like a half hour boat trip, 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:41.480 and he sees. 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:44.160 I actually thought that was a new podcast that I 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:46.800 need to get across. I like that sort of Captain 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:51.840 on the way out. It sounds like a podcast that 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:54.760 we were on the Glorious iHeart platform. 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:56.840 The Captain's Captain on the way Out. 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:01.080 But apparently you can clean yourlry in the stuff, like 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:02.880 you said, if you've got if you wear ladies, if 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:05.560 you're wearing jewelry rub it into the sand, and Chris 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:07.480 looked at me and said, don't rub your wedding ring. 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:09.880 And never seen any childers that have an abundance of 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:12.720 squeaky sand that they're rubbing in. You know, the eyeglass 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:15.000 and stuff. Rubbing it in sand doesn't feel like it 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:16.640 would be abrasive and bad. 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:19.720 No, because it's very, very fine. It's like talcum powder. 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:23.000 But when you go out there, because it's stingers season, that's. 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:31.599 Sand, I'd hate the thought of walking in so fine. 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:34.080 No, but it's very fine and very white. But when 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:34.480 you go. 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:37.520 Down the beach you look like a powdered donut. 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:43.560 They have. It's sittingers season across like decision. 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:44.839 You have to wear the mesh suits. 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:47.000 I had to wear those suits. 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:48.599 Jack, I don't know what that is. 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:52.640 It's like Kathy Freeman's running suit in the Sydney Olympics. Yes, 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:54.719 so in case you get stun. 0:04:54.560 --> 0:05:00.599 Quite the look for you and Christopher are the blood 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:09.440 the aliens of landed on Earth and humans. Oh my word, wow. 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:10.920 We then their contour suits. 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:15.200 When you're sitting on the boat, the captain does the announcement, 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:18.000 he goes, okay, so it is stinger season. We recommend 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:20.120 that everyone should wear a suit, and you go to 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:22.400 the back of the boat where there's tubs of all 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:26.120 the different size. So I said to you, you need 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:29.320 to get up there quick. You will need like a people. 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:32.120 Chris, get ahead now, yes, he's still talking. To start 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:35.000 moving the change you like taking a phone out. 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:40.960 We were that family because we've been before and so 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:43.320 last time we went we couldn't get a suit, so 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:45.520 we couldn't. Luckily we were stuck. 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:49.839 In this situation again to sell. So when the captain's talking, 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:52.560 Chris starts moving and get that. It's like some sort 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:55.839 of medieval chain mail suit as well, isn't it. Mesh. 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:57.960 It's revolting anyway. So he got up there. He was 0:05:58.000 --> 0:05:59.880 still too late. I don't know if they were out 0:05:59.880 --> 0:06:03.520 of double lecks, so he had to wear an shame. 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:05.960 Double x. 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:10.040 So he's emerged from the gazebo and Audrey screams out, 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:12.800 oh look, mommy, daddy's got a camel toe because it 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:14.440 was so tight, praises. 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:16.440 You never want to hear from the mouth of a 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:20.760 young child. He's got looked awful. I mean, it feels 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:24.320 like a line of rapper may he's got a camelter. 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:26.440 If not, I might make that song over that cover. 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:31.520 The he's got horrendous but the water was beautiful. 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:34.720 There you go, Well, case you have your back. 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:38.560 Patsy The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:41.600 What have you found out about squeaky sand? And why 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:42.640 does it squeek? Jack? 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:45.800 I can't find Patsy that it's the silica in the sand. 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:48.039 That hard enough. 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:51.640 But no, I look, I heard the question. I hope 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:53.640 we're going to find a lot of that excuse this year. 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:56.560 Can you please google what is special about the same? 0:06:57.360 --> 0:06:57.760 Him? Like that? 0:06:57.800 --> 0:07:00.720 He's sorry, I'm sorry, See I can't regulate. 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:03.800 He was he'd be the slowest series. Hey Jack, say, 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:05.960 is you hate to tell my answering about there? Heyjack? 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:08.080 Why does sand squeak? 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:09.920 What's it call again? White Haven? 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:10.840 White Haven Beach? 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:10.960 Here? 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:14.160 What is special about the sand at white Haven Beach? 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:15.800 And you do need to tell me through the week 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:17.320 if I'm yelling because I can't regulate. 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:19.800 You know, it is made from ninety eight point nine 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:23.320 percent pure silica. Hmm, that's why, and it gives it 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:24.560 its unique white color. 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:27.280 Son on a minute, but just the rio just went 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:31.240 there's nothing about silica. The first Google search you teen 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:34.200 we flies one this year. I've told you we are 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:36.440 falling apart at the start of show two. 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:39.320 It is silica heavy, but that doesn't explain why it's squeaked. 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:41.880 The squeak The squeakiness has got something. 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:43.720 Rio who's looking like an autible today? By the way, 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:46.000 with that chain over the T shirt? What's going on 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:48.280 with that? And it's center parting as well. It looks 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:53.640 like it's like an altar boid which diocese if you 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:54.880 come from a farmer. 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:56.960 It's more pronounced today, and that's how it happened. 0:07:57.000 --> 0:08:01.080 It looks like he's got school phokto he's running a 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:07.480 theater camp. Well, they're returning students to do Joseph, which 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:09.360 is the sort of thing he would do. Actually, I 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:14.120 love that. Now, what have you found out about the 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:15.400 squeaky sand and the silica? 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:18.480 It's quite dull, but it's more because the sand grains 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:21.120 are uniform, and so when you step on it, there's 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:23.320 a certain fiction that creates the squeakiness. 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:26.600 What do you mean they're all the same size as 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:27.880 opposed to other sand. 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:30.080 Which is more all over the shop. Other stand you 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:31.840 can have Biggie smaller. 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:36.319 More regular size is making less squeak. Yes, ah right, 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:38.400 because they're so boring they make no noise. 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:41.960 Exactly the regular size makes it squeak. 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:45.800 Yes, Jack's right. 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:48.760 Yeah, let's disagree. Jack is right on that one. Now, 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:51.640 Patsy obviously because you missed yesterday's show. How much do 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:54.000 you know about what we're doing next week? The longest serve? 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:54.319 Yeah? 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:56.120 Were we talking about it? Weren't we at the end 0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:57.920 of last last year? 0:08:58.000 --> 0:08:59.400 So you don't want to hear any more about it. 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:04.839 Just shut that doorise, guys. I do, but they should 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:08.120 definitely get you on. Thank god you're here. We're in Rome. No, 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:13.320 we're not. We're here at Melbourne Doctors and we're just 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:14.760 chatting in the green room earlier. 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:17.720 But I'm very interested to know how the mechanics of 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:18.600 it are going to work. 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:23.000 It doesn't sound so it's like your more inch. Isn't 0:09:23.040 --> 0:09:23.480 that sad? 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:26.600 But Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:28.160 This morning, I had to come into work a bit 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:31.360 earlier than normal, so I was going through my normal 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:33.120 trip in right, I was going through some Kilda and 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:35.920 it's just this is before four am, and I pulled 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:37.640 over because I saw a message from a friend of 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:39.520 mine who hasn't been very well. I thought I'd better 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:41.040 just have a quick look at this and see how 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:44.120 he's doing. He had a burst append of scientists over Christmas, 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:46.719 almost died. I didn't realize it's a very serious thing 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:49.080 when that happens. Anyway, So I wasn't reading the message 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:50.480 and I pulled over there and there's no one around. 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:52.640 It's four am, okay, And then I see this one 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:55.319 lone guy and he's obviously been for a swim. He's 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:58.600 got the towel over his shoulders, his hair's toweled. He's 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:01.520 about my age, and he's got on and because there's 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:03.920 no one else around, he I'm just human interest. If 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:06.280 there's another guy in a car, so like you just 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:08.480 happen to look and see whether they up to four am. 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:11.080 There's no one else around. As he looks in us, 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:13.360 he does a double take and then he just stops 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:15.640 and points at me. And now it is s killed. 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:19.280 So I don't know whether this dude is high and 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.440 we're about to get into some kind of scenario. I'm like, 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:23.160 I should never have pulled over and sin killed at 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:25.640 four am. If the police call by, it looks like 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:29.079 am I receiving an offer from him and a friend 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:32.160 of mine is doing very well. There's no phone in 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:34.559 the cart and this is the fifth time we've coxed 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:39.319 you here, What is going on? So I'm mind the 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:42.320 window down half ago and I do that thing, you know. 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:47.800 He goes everything all right, four am and he he 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:50.520 starts talking about the show. I then allow him to 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:52.520 have the full window down, because that's why I treat listeners. 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:54.679 I'm a gentleman. And we were chatting this lovely guy 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:58.040 called Carl. He's already got his morning swimming at four am. 0:10:58.160 --> 0:10:59.120 That's so keen. 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:01.680 He's been he in there for twenty minutes having a swim. 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:04.600 It's still very very dark, pitch black. He goes to 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:05.800 a swim of half three. 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:07.480 So if he's listening to the show, it's not really 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:10.280 even his breakfast show. This is like his afternoon drive home. 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:12.680 Yes, yeah, so one of those morning And is there 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:15.760 anyone else who's already got something done this morning at 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:18.120 half six? Whether you've gone to the gym already, you've 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:20.880 already done your forty five, you've walked the dogs, you've 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:23.720 gone for a swim. See if you've already been productive 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:25.960 at half six, I said to him, why do you 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:29.120 go this time? He goes, just want to get my swimming, mate, 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:31.040 I just want to get my swimming I went, you 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:32.520 good all day for that. He goes, Now, I just 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:34.400 want to know that I've got it. I'll take that 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:36.360 thing off. I don't need to do it all right, 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:38.320 So have you already got something done? This morning? 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:42.600 At half six, Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:45.320 Bellya Day goes by, there's not something on my Instagram 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:50.280 telling me how to optimize my morning routine. All this endless, 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:56.199 exhausting tyranny of hacks optimize your morning routine. You've got 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:59.040 to these people that optimize their morning routines. I mean 0:11:59.080 --> 0:12:02.560 they must be they're smashing life. Otherwise it looks flipping exhausting. 0:12:03.160 --> 0:12:06.640 These people that optimize your morning routine must not be 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:08.720 in a relationship or have children. 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:11.320 I watched one before we started the Showgeting, because I thought, 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:12.440 you know what, I'm going to hit this. 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:17.040 We've talked about the same one Andrew Schuberman, who I love. 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:20.480 But every episode is three hours of how you need 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:24.679 to optimize your sex life. How you walk, everything needs 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:25.480 to how you get in the. 0:12:25.400 --> 0:12:26.440 Bath, everything needs to be off. 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:30.000 Everythink must be optimized. How you put your socks on. 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:31.760 He's got a three hour pod on that. 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:33.960 The first thing I couldn't do anyway, because he said, 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:35.360 the first thing you need to do when you wake 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:38.280 up is go outside and absorb sunlight. 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:41.200 For twenty five minutes. So twenty five minutes is what 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:46.920 wandering around your neighborhood staring at the sub so that 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:49.040 that's us ticked off. Then the other one is about 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:52.560 forty five minutes of exercise. So what time are we 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:53.800 having this start? I'm gonna have to get out but 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:58.480 at midnight to start an optimized day, basically to come 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:00.880 in here and just play nickelback. I think it is 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:01.600 working enough. 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:03.840 Isn't he but your friend who's swimming at the beach, Yes, 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:05.440 but he's Humman's dream. 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:07.440 God, Yes he is. He's getting his swimming. So we 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:09.240 want to know this morning after I saw a guy 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:13.360 who'd been for swim at four am in the instant Kilda, 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:15.760 what have you already done this morning? What have you 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:18.000 already optimized? Catherine? 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:20.960 Good morning, Good morning, Jane, welcome back. It's lovely to 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:21.480 hear you all. 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:24.040 Belated. Happy New year, Catherine. I have you had a 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:28.080 lovely Christmas? What have you already done, Catherine? 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:30.280 Okay, I've been to the gym, I've walked the dog 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:31.840 and now I'm just watering some plants. 0:13:32.040 --> 0:13:35.120 Bloody hell? Are you making me feel so unoptimized? 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:35.520 Yep. 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:38.160 I don't get up at four thirty am. I wake 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:39.599 up at four thirty, but I don't have to be 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:40.720 at work by four thirty. 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:44.240 But he's done so much already, You've achieved so much. 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:45.600 It's barely quarter to seven. 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:48.199 And if we didn't be here at four thirty in 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:49.160 the morning, and we know that. 0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:53.160 Jacob, it's too hot later in the day to do 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:54.959 that sort of stuff walk the dog and go with 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:57.120 the beach, and that is just too hot. So let's 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:58.800 do it in the morning when it's really pleasant. 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:00.840 All right, Catherine, Thanks, thank you very much. Give us 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:04.719 a call. Mate. Have you talked to you? Ray? Good morning, Ray, 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:06.200 good morning? 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:07.359 How is everybody? 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:09.199 We're going right? And I hope you're well? So Ray? 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:10.760 What have you already done this morning? Mate? 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:13.000 Are they sixteen thousand steps? 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:16.920 Bloody hell? 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:21.280 What have you? Where have you walked around? Victoria? Lapse 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:23.040 of Victoria? What have you done? 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:24.400 Right on the treadmill. 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:25.520 Have you on the treadmill? 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:26.800 I wake up during and I'm like. 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:28.720 Care from before, I don't want to wake up, but 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:29.440 I wake up. 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:30.680 So instead of just. 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:32.160 Flying in dad, I get up and I jump on 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:34.520 the treadmill and do an hour ale and a half 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:35.360 on that and have. 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:37.760 A shower and relax before I go to work, and 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:39.000 then I work all day at work. 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:42.160 Ray, this is incredible. Are you able to get up? Seriously, 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:44.760 that's incredible. You let to get out and do an 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:46.720 hour to an hour and a half on the treadmill. 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:50.480 And so what's happening while you're on the treadmill? Are 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:53.240 you like reading a book or something or watching a movie? 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:54.640 You've got to tell her watch a movie. 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:57.600 I talk, but now usually I just kind of cant 0:14:57.640 --> 0:14:59.800 to one hundred and can to one hundred just to. 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:06.040 That? Would that? Would I need to go and see 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:08.600 someone if I'm doing that one hundred and inching them 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:10.360 off on a wall or something like the cooler king 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:11.200 in the Great Escape. 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:14.640 No exciting about going to sleep the night before going 0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:15.000 all right? 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:16.160 And when I wake up, I. 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:18.400 Get to walk on the treadmill for an hour, come 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:19.600 to one hundred, and then when I met a. 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:22.720 Hundred because again, how long you're dragging out that one 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:26.120 hundred and sixty seconds? I mean it's it's it's ahead 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:28.960 of a sort of sisyphus pision that rock up the 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:29.960 treadmill every day. 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:33.840 It is wrong, but I'll say they stop down in 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:35.960 one day eighty seven thousand tips. 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:37.440 Wow. 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:39.960 And then what do you what do you do at 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:41.560 work where you can walk around as well? Do you 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:43.960 work up Bunnings or you work for the post office? 0:15:44.440 --> 0:15:46.440 Now I work for the council and my job is 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:48.440 to as a pass inspector. 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:51.600 So well, this is your dream, key, this is your dreaming. 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:57.200 You walk around the suburbs just looking at. 0:15:57.040 --> 0:16:01.720 The is ship pass us back up the chain? This 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:04.080 one is not good enough. There's eight dog turns. I've 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:06.280 counter to those kind of two hundred down this path. 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:09.280 So what are you expecting it for? 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:11.880 Trip pleasants? 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:14.520 And he gave a twenty five mil. I've got a report. 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:17.280 So I walk every footpath in the city of Will. 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:20.760 That is amazing, right, this is great. And so so 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:24.120 you've got your patch. Then there be other footpath inspectors 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:29.160 who've got their areas. N likely you don't. You're not 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:31.800 in some sort of. I've been a WhatsApp group with 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:34.400 all my fellow brothers and sisters out there. You're in 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:37.240 separate units, just wondering is there anyone out the light there? 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:40.960 Like they're doing their work too, they're just wondering. 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:41.880 They will just look at me. 0:16:42.840 --> 0:16:45.400 Do you wear an you incognito? 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:57.680 You got top hat? Tails work? What uniform? Roller boots 0:16:57.680 --> 0:16:58.240 so we can get that. 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:00.880 What do you have those twenty five. 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:08.320 Raisins Alright, you're a morning legend. Thank you very much 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:09.040 giving us a call. 0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:13.600 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:17.800 So just chatting to Ray and hearing about his job 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:23.080 a footpath inspector. None of us knew that God people 0:17:23.160 --> 0:17:25.600 do this. Hey. They check the quality of the footpaths 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:29.280 that we enjoy every single day. People go ahead in 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:32.359 advance of ours, like shirpers, checking that it's safe for 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:35.040 us to take our strolls along them. So raise a 0:17:35.080 --> 0:17:38.240 footpath inspector. He has an area, so there'd be a 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:40.000 lot of other people right now. We're going, Oh, that's 0:17:40.040 --> 0:17:42.760 my job as well. Christian, I am a fellow footpath inspector. 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:44.680 Do you think it's one per council or do you 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:45.680 think you need a team. 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:48.560