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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast, show.

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Speaker 2: Time, phenonymous, phenonymon.

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Speaker 3: What's different in the mechanics of the toaster? How's it

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Speaker 3: getting stronger?

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Speaker 4: Friends with benefits? That's how one you think about this show.

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Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four, fine three,

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Speaker 5: Hey coome.

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Speaker 4: On, It's the Christian O'Connell's show. Choose day On. It's

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Speaker 4: coming up for ten minutes past six. Good morning, Jack,

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Speaker 4: good to see you again, Good Bube, thank you, strong start,

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Speaker 4: Thank God your back.

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Speaker 3: Pats It is good to see your Patsy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels really weird, partly because I can't hear,

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Speaker 2: probably in my writing, but it does feel weird to

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Speaker 2: be back. I feel like I've been away for months.

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Speaker 2: I've forgotten what to do.

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Speaker 4: So what happened? Did you pick up a holiday infection?

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Speaker 4: One of those old kids pools where obviously you don't

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Speaker 4: see any of the kids getting out to go to

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Speaker 4: the toilet. Okay, I know this kid's been here at

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Speaker 4: least two hours and had two soft drinks.

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Speaker 2: I did have a love affair with swim up bars

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Speaker 2: up until this trip, because I noticed, you know, a

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Speaker 2: lot of the bogans around the bars would.

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Speaker 4: Not get to judge to judge, isn't it? With that?

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Speaker 4: Just to were the bogus on the barn. They're probably

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Speaker 4: thinking the same about you.

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Speaker 2: But it's like a bit like a pea soup, as

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Speaker 2: the Love of God described it, And it's.

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Speaker 4: Too strong in which this time of the day, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: So we were swimming like all day, from ten in

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Speaker 2: the morning till like six at night. We just swam

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Speaker 2: every day, which was great.

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Speaker 4: When you say you swim every day, you too, do

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Speaker 4: not strike me as swimmers. Do you mean you just

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Speaker 4: sort of doggy paddled up to the swim up bar.

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Speaker 2: We're not doing laps in an Olympic size pool like

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Speaker 2: breaststroke and backstroke. Are you on holiday?

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Speaker 3: You're just marinating in the pool?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, along with it marinading is in a pea soup.

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Speaker 4: So is that where you got the ear infect Yes?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, terrific, horrific.

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Speaker 4: And so can you hear us? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Now I came in the left ear, but not in

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Speaker 4: So are we able to put like the signal of

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Speaker 4: the show of the engineer, so they're able to double

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Speaker 4: down in the good ear?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you can do that. I can hear you

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Speaker 2: in the left ear, but not the right, which is

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Speaker 2: why my earphone's off my right ear.

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Speaker 4: So where did you go on holiday, Patsy?

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Speaker 2: So we went up to the Wit Sundays, went up

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Speaker 2: to Hamilton Island, which is a great spot, great family

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Speaker 2: spot and.

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Speaker 4: Never been there?

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Speaker 2: Have you never been? We've got to get you up there.

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Speaker 4: Oh, thank you so much? Mail there or some sort

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Speaker 4: of king playmaker. Oh you. Normally when people go, you must,

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Speaker 4: cheap restaurant. We must get you too. In island we

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Speaker 4: always go, you must go see to that this year.

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Speaker 4: Tell he's been missus O'Connell twice, mister o'connall.

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Speaker 3: No, you've got to go.

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Speaker 4: It's so I'd love to get the invite from her

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Speaker 4: come from Patsy, who I work with. A work colleague

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Speaker 4: invited me to coming out elapse with her husband. There.

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Speaker 3: I can go with your and you go with.

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Speaker 4: So what did you do up there? It sounds like

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Speaker 4: mainly just get in the sun and get an air infection.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, lots and lots of swimming, went out to white

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Speaker 2: Haven Beach, which is seriously one of the world's most

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Speaker 2: beautiful beaches. It has this gorgeous white sand and when

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Speaker 4: You into some of those beaches. There's one thing's near

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Speaker 4: Wilson prom Squeaky Beach. Isn't that amazing? Yes? How does

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Speaker 2: It's isn't it the silica in the sand or something

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Speaker 4: You know what? That's good enough an explanation for me.

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Speaker 4: That sounds when someone does want that quickly go, that's

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Speaker 3: With the way you wouldn't use often silica silica.

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Speaker 2: I was listening kind of half listening to the Captain

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Speaker 3: The Captain's Captain on the way Out.

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Speaker 2: But apparently you can clean yourlry in the stuff, like

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Speaker 2: you said, if you've got if you wear ladies, if

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Speaker 2: you're wearing jewelry rub it into the sand, and Chris

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Speaker 4: And never seen any childers that have an abundance of

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Speaker 4: squeaky sand that they're rubbing in. You know, the eyeglass

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Speaker 2: No, because it's very, very fine. It's like talcum powder.

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Speaker 2: But when you go out there, because it's stingers season, that's.

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Speaker 4: Sand, I'd hate the thought of walking in so fine.

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Speaker 2: No, but it's very fine and very white. But when

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Speaker 4: Down the beach you look like a powdered donut.

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Speaker 2: They have. It's sittingers season across like decision.

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Speaker 4: You have to wear the mesh suits.

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Speaker 2: I had to wear those suits.

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Speaker 3: Jack, I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 2: It's like Kathy Freeman's running suit in the Sydney Olympics. Yes,

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Speaker 2: so in case you get stun.

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Speaker 4: Quite the look for you and Christopher are the blood

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Speaker 4: the aliens of landed on Earth and humans. Oh my word, wow.

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Speaker 4: We then their contour suits.

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Speaker 2: When you're sitting on the boat, the captain does the announcement,

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Speaker 2: he goes, okay, so it is stinger season. We recommend

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Speaker 2: that everyone should wear a suit, and you go to

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Speaker 4: Chris, get ahead now, yes, he's still talking. To start

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Speaker 4: moving the change you like taking a phone out.

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Speaker 2: We were that family because we've been before and so

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Speaker 2: last time we went we couldn't get a suit, so

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Speaker 4: Chris starts moving and get that. It's like some sort

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Speaker 2: It's revolting anyway. So he got up there. He was

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Speaker 2: So he's emerged from the gazebo and Audrey screams out,

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Speaker 2: oh look, mommy, daddy's got a camel toe because it

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Speaker 4: You never want to hear from the mouth of a

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Speaker 4: like a line of rapper may he's got a camelter.

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Speaker 4: If not, I might make that song over that cover.

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Speaker 2: The he's got horrendous but the water was beautiful.

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Speaker 4: There you go, Well, case you have your back.

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Speaker 1: Patsy The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: What have you found out about squeaky sand? And why

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Speaker 4: does it squeek? Jack?

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Speaker 3: I can't find Patsy that it's the silica in the sand.

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Speaker 6: That hard enough.

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Speaker 4: But no, I look, I heard the question. I hope

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Speaker 4: we're going to find a lot of that excuse this year.

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Speaker 2: Can you please google what is special about the same?

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Speaker 4: Him? Like that?

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Speaker 2: He's sorry, I'm sorry, See I can't regulate.

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Speaker 4: He was he'd be the slowest series. Hey Jack, say,

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Speaker 4: is you hate to tell my answering about there? Heyjack?

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Speaker 4: Why does sand squeak?

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Speaker 3: What's it call again? White Haven?

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Speaker 2: White Haven Beach?

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Speaker 2: What is special about the sand at white Haven Beach?

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Speaker 2: And you do need to tell me through the week

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Speaker 3: You know, it is made from ninety eight point nine

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Speaker 3: percent pure silica. Hmm, that's why, and it gives it

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Speaker 4: Son on a minute, but just the rio just went

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Speaker 4: there's nothing about silica. The first Google search you teen

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Speaker 4: we flies one this year. I've told you we are

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Speaker 3: It is silica heavy, but that doesn't explain why it's squeaked.

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Speaker 3: The squeak The squeakiness has got something.

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Speaker 4: Rio who's looking like an autible today? By the way,

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Speaker 3: It's more pronounced today, and that's how it happened.

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Speaker 4: love that. Now, what have you found out about the

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Speaker 4: squeaky sand and the silica?

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Speaker 7: It's quite dull, but it's more because the sand grains

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Speaker 3: Which is more all over the shop. Other stand you

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Speaker 4: More regular size is making less squeak. Yes, ah right,

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Speaker 4: because they're so boring they make no noise.

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Speaker 3: Exactly the regular size makes it squeak.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Jack's right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's disagree. Jack is right on that one. Now,

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Speaker 4: Patsy obviously because you missed yesterday's show. How much do

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Speaker 4: you know about what we're doing next week? The longest serve?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Were we talking about it? Weren't we at the end

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Speaker 4: So you don't want to hear any more about it.

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Speaker 4: Just shut that doorise, guys. I do, but they should

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Speaker 4: definitely get you on. Thank god you're here. We're in Rome. No,

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Speaker 4: we're not. We're here at Melbourne Doctors and we're just

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Speaker 4: chatting in the green room earlier.

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Speaker 2: But I'm very interested to know how the mechanics of

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Speaker 2: it are going to work.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't sound so it's like your more inch. Isn't

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Speaker 4: that sad?

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Speaker 1: But Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: This morning, I had to come into work a bit

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Speaker 4: earlier than normal, so I was going through my normal

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Speaker 4: trip in right, I was going through some Kilda and

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Speaker 4: it's just this is before four am, and I pulled

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Speaker 4: over because I saw a message from a friend of

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Speaker 4: mine who hasn't been very well. I thought I'd better

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Speaker 4: he's doing. He had a burst append of scientists over Christmas,

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Speaker 4: almost died. I didn't realize it's a very serious thing

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Speaker 1: At half six, Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Bellya Day goes by, there's not something on my Instagram

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Speaker 4: telling me how to optimize my morning routine. All this endless,

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Speaker 4: We've talked about the same one Andrew Schuberman, who I love.

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Speaker 3: The first thing I couldn't do anyway, because he said,

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Speaker 3: Isn't he but your friend who's swimming at the beach, Yes,

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Speaker 8: Good morning, Good morning, Jane, welcome back. It's lovely to

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Speaker 4: Belated. Happy New year, Catherine. I have you had a

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Speaker 8: Okay, I've been to the gym, I've walked the dog

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Speaker 4: Bloody hell? Are you making me feel so unoptimized?

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Speaker 8: I don't get up at four thirty am. I wake

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Speaker 6: How is everybody?

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Speaker 4: We're going right? And I hope you're well? So Ray?

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Speaker 4: What have you already done this morning? Mate?

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Speaker 6: Are they sixteen thousand steps?

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Speaker 10: Bloody hell?

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Speaker 4: What have you? Where have you walked around? Victoria? Lapse

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Speaker 11: It is wrong, but I'll say they stop down in

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Speaker 9: Now I work for the council and my job is

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Speaker 4: So well, this is your dream, key, this is your dreaming.

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Speaker 9: And he gave a twenty five mil. I've got a report.

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Speaker 4: That is amazing, right, this is great. And so so

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: So just chatting to Ray and hearing about his job

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Speaker 3: Do you think it's one per council or do you

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Speaker 3: But once you've done one suburb, it's kind of dumb,

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Speaker 3: no joe. It takes years for a cracked to build.

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Speaker 4: Oh it does it, my friend, it would happen in

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Speaker 3: And I don't want that at that funeral, I don't

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Speaker 4: They have a look down that path that you looked

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Speaker 4: A flying squad. And the dedication that Ray has to

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Speaker 6: We was rented a house a guy and knocked on

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Speaker 4: All right, So you want to know maybe you do

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Speaker 4: the job like Ray. It's a job that we've never

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Speaker 4: found out about one. Carl Ber you're.

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Speaker 4: Patsy is back with us today where she belongs. She's

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Speaker 4: is I.

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Speaker 2: Can hear the rain is no, not the rain?

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Speaker 4: The guy talking yes, I can't hear rain?

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Speaker 1: Rain?

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Speaker 4: Is that what I'm supposed to be hearing? Oh God

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Speaker 4: is back.

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Speaker 2: I can hear you in my left ear, not in

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Speaker 2: the right.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, gotch So am I talking into the

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Speaker 4: right side of your brain. No, I left, Okay, God,

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 2: It's opposite, so yeah, I don't know, okay.

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Speaker 3: And is it true that you're going to try and

454
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Speaker 3: come in yesterday and lip read where you couldn't hear it?

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Speaker 2: No, seriously, but you know it's funny, you know, when

456
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Speaker 2: we're wearing.

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Speaker 4: All the masks, what he's saying.

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Speaker 2: When we're wearing all the masks and stuff. I actually

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Speaker 2: didn't realize how much I look at people's.

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Speaker 4: A loss. Now do you know what she's talking about masks?

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Speaker 2: Well, when we were, you know, through COVID and everyone.

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Speaker 4: I thought we were talking about your your break up

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Speaker 4: at whits and holiday again, like those balls where they

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Speaker 4: have like sex masks or whatever eyes wide shut or eyes.

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Speaker 2: Or a gimp outfit.

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Speaker 4: She went right away. It's like it's always there for

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Speaker 4: her to go to, right undert COVID masks. Are we Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah we were, and I was saying hello, did its working?

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Speaker 2: And how I lip do? Didn't realize until we were

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Speaker 2: wearing masks how much actually look at people's lips to

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Speaker 2: make out what they're saying.

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Speaker 4: So maybe I've never heard of this so often. I'm

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Speaker 4: I'm challenging somebody, and I'm looking at my shoes, but

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Speaker 4: you're saying look up at their face to receive cues.

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Speaker 2: So what I'm saying is I was worried yesterday I

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Speaker 2: wouldn't hear your cues, and I probably shouldn't have come

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Speaker 2: in today.

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Speaker 4: But by the way, what do you want to maxist? Then?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, I think it is.

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Speaker 3: What's an antibiotic?

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Speaker 4: Got the drops both? Yeah, it's actually horrible, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: The drops are revolting.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, So this morning on the show, then we want

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Speaker 4: to know about jobs.

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Speaker 3: Wait, you're definitely put in the drops in your ears

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Speaker 3: and not in your mouth. Yes, revolting, So I thought, yeah,

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Speaker 3: trying to chug it.

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Speaker 4: Down can taste alright. So nine four one four one

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Speaker 4: o four three? Have you got a job we've never

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Speaker 4: heard of? I remember a couple of months ago. We've

491
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Speaker 4: got a great call from Jess.

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Speaker 12: I'm a honey Samelia. So when people go for wine

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Speaker 12: tastings and know all the different colors and the slavers

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Speaker 12: of wine, I do that with honey. I trained in

495
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Speaker 12: America and Italy, but I'm Australia's only honey.

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Speaker 4: We must get her in on the show. I'd love

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Speaker 4: to try all the different honeys. We spoke to Ray

498
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Speaker 4: about ten minutes ago. Who is a footpath inspector of

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Speaker 4: which there are many more? Kathy? What do you do? Mate?

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Speaker 4: I am a track for protection coordinator, a track force coordination. Okay?

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Speaker 4: Do you can't speak to my left ear's? Okay? Here?

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Speaker 4: So well, sorry, Kathy, You're going to have to ask

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Speaker 4: you again.

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Speaker 13: What are you?

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Speaker 11: A track force protection coordinator?

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Speaker 4: Track force protection coordinator coordinator? We put it again, Do

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Speaker 4: you get that, Patsy? Yes? I need good stuff. Okay?

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Speaker 4: And what do you do? Kathy?

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Speaker 11: So my job is sure that people who are working

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Speaker 11: on on the other train tracks are protected.

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Speaker 3: People who are working on on the train tracks are protected.

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Speaker 11: It's like traffic controller. That's for training.

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Speaker 4: And how do you protect them?

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Speaker 11: A lot of different ways to protect them, but one

515
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Speaker 11: of the ways is we put three little explosives down

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Speaker 11: on the train track.

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Speaker 4: Us from a road runner cartoon. I mean, maybe I

518
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Speaker 4: could keep Jack more alert. On the show was a

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Speaker 4: little How does how does that work? Kathy? I think

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Speaker 4: that's going to put them into more danger, not the train.

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Speaker 4: The explosives.

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Speaker 11: Look, all they do is go bang, bang bang, and

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Speaker 11: wake up the train driver who is stretching in his

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Speaker 11: bag for his water bottle to look out for the

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Speaker 11: person holding the yellow flag, which says, okay, now you

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Speaker 11: know we're warning you there are works for head. Get

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Speaker 11: ready to stop your train. There'll be somebody down the

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Speaker 11: tracks with the red flag.

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Speaker 3: I mean I feel like there should be a more

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Speaker 3: orchestrated way of doing it, like let him know there's work.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like a light system that could be rather than

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Speaker 4: use of old school T and T well too much explosives.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, we're also involved when they do rail replacement buses.

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Speaker 11: That's a different form of protection and a school and

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Speaker 11: occupations and we manage that as well to make sure

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Speaker 11: no train comes into the area they're working by mistake.

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Speaker 4: Gotcha all right, Kathy, thank you very much. You give

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Speaker 4: us a call, no.

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Speaker 1: Worries, have a good day and you the Christian O'Connell

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Speaker 1: Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Next Wednesday, we'll be down at the side of the

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Speaker 4: Era with you trying to find out can one of

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Speaker 4: you take part and do the longest serve seventy meters

544
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Speaker 4: is what you're going to need to hit the ball

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Speaker 4: from one side of the Era to the other. Up

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Speaker 4: for grabs thanks to the Australian Open that hits. Different

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Speaker 4: tickets are on sale now you're off VIP court side

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Speaker 4: two of you to Australian Open the Men's Final thanks

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Speaker 4: to Emirates. These are amazing seats worth over six thousand

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Speaker 4: dollars each. You're also going to behind the scenes experience

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Speaker 4: at the Open, including underground walkthrough and the Champions Walk

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Speaker 4: as well. And of course because it's radio, you'll get

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Speaker 4: a march pack. Rest assured, my friends and I forget.

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Speaker 4: Also you get afternoon tea for four people. Bar entrim

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Speaker 4: so Ben to Pp don't particularly lie, but you just

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Speaker 4: want to sort of flex that. Sorry, we're gonna have

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Speaker 4: to wrap things up now. We're off court side located

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Speaker 4: between Rose A and E. That's the front five rows

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Speaker 4: to u plab so amazing prizes. All you have to

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Speaker 4: do is hit one tennis ball over the error Jimmy

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Speaker 4: with your besson.

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Speaker 7: What can you hit over the yasid of Rod Laver?

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Speaker 4: Rosie too way inappropriate? Mis heard court side quickly, we

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Speaker 4: need to eie that it's a family show. Any who

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Speaker 4: courtside is what the map is in case you're going

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Speaker 4: through a town wall court side. Okay, all right, so

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Speaker 4: here's the situation. Late this morning, we'll be umpling the

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Speaker 4: lines giving you a chance to come along hit the ball.

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Speaker 4: You get one shot seventy meters. If you get it,

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Speaker 4: you're off to the Men's Open, the Men's Final, the

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Speaker 4: Australian Open. Amazing tickets. It's an amazing prize today right now.

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Speaker 4: The thing we really need to work out. I would

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Speaker 4: have thought we'd have really worked this out by now,

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Speaker 4: seeing this was an idea that's been kicking around for

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Speaker 4: about three months. The team don't need a definitive way

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Speaker 4: get her of this, Patsy. How they're actually going to

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Speaker 4: measure the distance for each person hitting the ball?

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Speaker 2: You need a boat? What about a dinghy.

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Speaker 4: Jackson a jack is in a speedboat.

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Speaker 3: I'm in a boat, so I'll be collecting the balls

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Speaker 3: if they don't make it over the river.

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Speaker 4: Yep.

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Speaker 3: But we don't have a way yet to measure at

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Speaker 3: the distance of each hit, and we wanted to be accurate.

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Speaker 3: Of course, has such a big prize.

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Speaker 4: So originally I thinking, like, you've recently got into golf,

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Speaker 4: so you'll probably see some of those guys that got

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Speaker 4: like that.

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Speaker 3: The golf range finder.

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Speaker 4: Yes.

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Speaker 3: To be honest, I thought I was getting one from

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Speaker 3: Christmas from you because you asked us at the end

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Speaker 3: of last year what would you love for Christmas? I

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Speaker 3: said a golf range finder, and then you said not

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Speaker 3: long after that, you said I've got a present for

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Speaker 3: you I have.

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Speaker 4: I'd already ordered something else and it was arranged finder.

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Speaker 4: I was like, oh, Christians, you ain't getting an arrange

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Speaker 4: finder from me. You'll get a show finder. Can't get

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Speaker 4: a range So it's disappoint happy to disappoint. So but

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Speaker 4: we found out who are bocelets into this? And apparently

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Speaker 4: range finders work on golf courses that are already pre mapped. Sadly,

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Speaker 4: there's not a lot of golf courses that were you know.

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Speaker 4: The second holder is you got a hit shot over

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Speaker 4: the Yarra shame that would be a fun course. There

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Speaker 4: is one down there al but park I.

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Speaker 3: Know, so I still never used one. But the idea

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Speaker 3: is you look through a little telescope thing and don't

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Speaker 3: you can't use point it at the tennis ball and

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Speaker 3: we will be able to know the distance or does

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Speaker 3: it not work like that?

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Speaker 4: This is why we need help here right at the

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Speaker 4: moment The other idea from Sue the boss was involving

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Speaker 4: her in a helicopter. If again, I don't know how

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Speaker 4: she's measuring, or I.

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Speaker 3: Guess she's got a bird's eye view so she can

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Speaker 3: give us a better like thumbs up that was further

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Speaker 3: thumbs down that wasn't.

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Speaker 4: She thinks you should get an aerial sort of view.

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Speaker 4: And she's got like a giant tape measure. She's gonna

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Speaker 4: be hoving like, I don't know, two foot above us

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Speaker 4: and she gets a pint this scooch along follow that ball.

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Speaker 3: Contestants are getting blown off the stage that we're hitting

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Speaker 3: off into the water.

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Speaker 4: So can you help us? How can we accurately measure

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Speaker 4: where these balls land?

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Speaker 3: Yes, the other I guess long tape measure, not not

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Speaker 3: the one that the middle ones that tradees use, but

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Speaker 3: the ones that are seen.

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Speaker 2: Stress what the teacher used to have when you did

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Speaker 2: this scene stressed.

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Speaker 4: Do you think they need a seventy meter one?

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Speaker 2: Because I can remember, Yeah, that's what we're doing.

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Speaker 4: Seventy meters that would be.

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Speaker 2: But they wind up you know what the Olympics they

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Speaker 2: have them for shot put in, javelin. They the man

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Speaker 2: runs out with his white coat.

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Speaker 3: But don't they run him along the ground where water?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, shot? Is it great?

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Speaker 1: New?

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Speaker 4: I'd love to see that. Well, you do need your

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Speaker 4: brain power right if you are a golfer. Is it

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Speaker 4: true that the range finders only work on because the

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Speaker 4: course is already pre map, so it knows how far

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Speaker 4: it is to the pin or the flag from where

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Speaker 4: you're teeing off?

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Speaker 3: Or is there something we haven't even thought of that

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Speaker 3: is the ideal way to measure how far these balls go?

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Speaker 4: So at the moment that is a seventy meter seamstress

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Speaker 4: take measure.

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Speaker 3: A helicopter, shotgun or some kind of laser.

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Speaker 4: Tracking device. Please help us.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Can you hit one tennis ball over the earra if

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Speaker 4: you can? You after the Australian Open, the men's final,

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Speaker 4: we're doing it next Wednesday morning. We'll all be down

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Speaker 4: there after it's got this morning. Your chance to come

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Speaker 4: and join us and hit and hopefully win. But right now,

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Speaker 4: the most important question before we do any of that,

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Speaker 4: how are we going to how a we actually going

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Speaker 4: to measure the balls? So the show's been on a

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Speaker 4: short break. You know, I kind of thought that people

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Speaker 4: would smart people would have worked this out, but doesn't matter.

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Speaker 4: They obviously wait for us to get back. And you

665
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Speaker 4: are those smart people. You are now the brain of

666
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Speaker 4: the show. So if you've got any ideas aut how

667
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 4: we can measure the various balls as they go. Obviously,

668
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Speaker 4: if it gets and lands the other side of the era,

669
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Speaker 4: we're all good.

670
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Speaker 3: No, that's the longest one.

671
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Speaker 4: However, we've got no idea whether anyone's going to do that.

672
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 4: A couple of you and we want to be in

673
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Speaker 4: a measure when you get maybe forty or fifty or sixty,

674
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Speaker 4: which hopefully a lot of you will, how we measure

675
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Speaker 4: this really accurately because its gonna be fairly done. So

676
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 4: we've go actually at the moment we're thinking these Gulf

677
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 4: laser range finders. Then there's the people that work on

678
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 4: building sites. You know, they've got that one guy on

679
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 4: that orange tripod.

680
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 3: What are they looking at?

681
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 4: What is that? And his mate's got that rod?

682
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: What is that?

683
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 4: Is he looking at his mate? The rods? How does

684
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 4: that work? And it's got that little sort of microscope

685
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 4: there's pointing sort of forwards rather than down. Do we

686
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 4: need that? Can we have a man on a float

687
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 4: several floats doing that, I don't know. So again we're

688
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 4: with so is that something we can use? You're obviously

689
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 4: doing some range finding thing there, lasers, sewer boss thinks

690
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 4: her and a helicopter. Still not eternally sure doing what

691
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 4: a lot of you are saying put tracking devices in

692
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 4: the balls. Listen, this isn't top yet. And what kind

693
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 4: of budget you think we cannot be putting that in them?

694
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Speaker 4: I'm not even sure. Tomorrow, probably asking to lend uship

695
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 4: dog balls anything we've even got. I didn't want to ask, yes, toy,

696
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 4: have we got the balls? Whether those have been secure?

697
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 3: Also, our contestants will be expecting to hit a tennis ball,

698
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 3: so if we've loaded some sort of heavy GPS and

699
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 3: it feels like a rock, it's going to be unfair.

700
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 4: And again, some radio stations don't want easy winners either.

701
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 4: They want to keep something going on for a while.

702
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Speaker 4: Won't be surprised if Sue our boss is like sort

703
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Speaker 4: of bending them over, just a land short so she

704
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 4: can have the tickets and go to the final. All right,

705
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 4: So we've got some idea. Some of you guys, if

706
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 4: you have any ideas, share them with us this morning

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Speaker 4: known for one for one oh four three. Morning Scott,

708
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 4: Good morning Christian, I I'm good Scott. So how could

709
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 4: we measure the balls we've.

710
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 14: Used for an efficient Casey competition in the past. Just

711
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 14: a piece of rope and every ten meterers you have

712
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 14: a blight colored ribbon, and then every mador in between

713
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 14: you have a different colored ribbon.

714
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 3: Okay, so you've make it a long measuring tape with rope.

715
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 14: Yeah, pretty much. Yes, as you leather, you buy every

716
00:32:55,680 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 14: ten your tile black peak ribbon, I mean screw in

717
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Speaker 14: between the the other yellow or whatever.

718
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Speaker 4: This is actually a good idea.

719
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Speaker 3: The only problem is remember between each time we hit,

720
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Speaker 3: we gotta let boats pass back through. So if there's

721
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Speaker 3: a closing the arraw, no only while like we close

722
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 3: the arrow, let five people hit, saying and when we

723
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 3: go to a song, we open the arrow again, the

724
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Speaker 3: kayaks and stuff go through, then we close it again

725
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Speaker 3: when we come back from the song.

726
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 4: I think that whatever these plants are right now, it's

727
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 4: going to be a mess down there. What's what's a

728
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 4: traffic jam called on the arraw? That's what we're building

729
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 4: up with me in the traffic news. And there's I said,

730
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Speaker 4: I've never this of all, there's build ups on the arrow.

731
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Speaker 3: I honestly think we have a version of a stop

732
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Speaker 3: go man on.

733
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Speaker 4: The arrow in the middle. But Scott, this is a

734
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Speaker 4: very good idea. Thank you very much. Anna. Good morning, Anna,

735
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 4: good morning?

736
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Speaker 13: Hi are you?

737
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 4: I'm good? Anna? So longer serve? How can we measure

738
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Speaker 4: the tennis balls? Does it go?

739
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Speaker 13: I'm going to probably run into the same problems as Scott,

740
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 13: but I was thinking, you know the lane, how they

741
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 13: keep people in the lanes when you're swimming. They're but

742
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,359
Speaker 13: like the long strings with the boys.

743
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 3: And stuff on them, lane ropes.

744
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 13: One of those across and then you can sort of

745
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 13: probably have flags at each or markets at each point

746
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 13: of what they are, whether it's now one, fifty fifty one,

747
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Speaker 13: fifty one and a half, et cetera.

748
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 10: But you're probably going to.

749
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Speaker 4: Run one point. Let's keep going, let's keep going, let's

750
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 4: start them at zero properly. This is a good idea. Again.

751
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just think my understanding of it is we

752
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,359
Speaker 3: have to let the boat.

753
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 4: Really do worry about the rules and regulations. Don't you

754
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 4: listen to again you're stuck on a loop?

755
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: What about.

756
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 4: Question you're worrying about? There's some poor tops that want

757
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 4: to go canoey. Just stop. Sorry, Yes, I'm going.

758
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 13: To say, what about if you use the same sort

759
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 13: of system but instead of having it flat on the

760
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 13: wall you had it? Yeah, maybe a two meters do

761
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 13: a limbo?

762
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 4: Do you want to go cannimbo? Road? Jack, raise the road,

763
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 4: duck your head. We build a a art for them,

764
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 4: like Tower Bridge in London, we raise it. Thank you

765
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 4: for your help and you've been a great health. Thank

766
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Speaker 4: you very much. Have a good day mate.

767
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Speaker 1: Thanks Mark.

768
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Speaker 9: Christian morning.

769
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Speaker 3: Here are you?

770
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Speaker 4: I'm a good Mark. Yeah. We're all over the place

771
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 4: and I'm trying to work out we're going how are

772
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Speaker 4: we going to pull this off? Next week? Now? Mark,

773
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 4: what's your idea? Mate? I?

774
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 9: Yeah, the the Highway Patrol, Victoria Police. They have handheld

775
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 9: police lasers and they have a mode where you can

776
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 9: measure the range, so it's basically a laser and yeah,

777
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 9: you should be able to measure the distance from the bank.

778
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,359
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is a great idea. I love

779
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 4: the idea of river cops. Some USBs show this week

780
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 4: on you know Fresh with that part of it.

781
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 3: Funny that you say that there was actually the Australian

782
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 3: TV show called water Rats. Every episode they solved crimes.

783
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to look at

784
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 4: that today, Mark. This is a good idea. You're right.

785
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 9: Yeah, you might might give the water Police or maybe

786
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,919
Speaker 9: Melbourne Horror Patrol maybe a call and say if they're

787
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Speaker 9: available for the day.

788
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 4: Oh, there's a special number for like, you know, parties

789
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 4: where you want to hire it, or I think it's

790
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 4: called the Ships and Gigs line.

791
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 7: You call.

792
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 4: A police and chucking gunning as well, that we can

793
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 4: just use as a starting.

794
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 3: Pistol or use the equipment for funds.

795
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll call the Today, Mark, thank you.

796
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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show.

797
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 4: Christian, why don't you just call Fox Footy and ask

798
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 4: how they do it? I'm not wasn't aware do they do?

799
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Speaker 4: What do they do? Longer? I don't know. I think

800
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 4: the chief has a built in range finder to his

801
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 4: left eye, like the Million Dollar Man, the Action Man.

802
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 4: Yesterday on the show, we were chatting to one of

803
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,959
Speaker 4: you and he said that your son was named after

804
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 4: the Swiss tennis player Stephan Edberg. Now the incredible thing

805
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 4: about this is Stephan Edberg. You know I think he

806
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 4: won Wimbledon twice, he won the Australian Open twice, and

807
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 4: but in terms of a mount rushmore of legendary people

808
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 4: on the street would know tennis players like your Mace

809
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 4: and Roe and your backround by Orgs. He's not in there, Federal,

810
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 4: he's not in there. And Jack did say that a

811
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Speaker 4: couple of times. Yes, stay on the show. And I

812
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 4: got an angry mail from the caller after nine o'clock

813
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 4: from Dad Gary, who named his son Stephan Edberg. It's

814
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 4: my first complaint of the year, subject heading who the

815
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:02,359
Speaker 4: f is Stephan Edberg. Now Jack obviously didn't say that all.

816
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 4: It says seven time Christian Tao Jack, seven time Grand

817
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 4: Slam champion, two Australian Opens, one frenchy two, Wimbledon's two

818
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 4: US Opens, seventy two weeks as the world number one, which,

819
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 4: to be fair, isn't that long compared to Federer, who's

820
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 4: been their nine thousand weeks. That's why my son is

821
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 4: named the great Stephen Edburg. Gary also mixed up that.

822
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Speaker 4: I think for seventy two weeks he was the world's

823
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,800
Speaker 4: dunn it sportsman as well Sandy. But anyway, today we

824
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 4: want to know who are you named after? I've got

825
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:39,359
Speaker 4: an amazing email here, Christian. My parents couldn't decide which

826
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Speaker 4: of the family to name me after, so in the

827
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Speaker 4: end it was the children of one of my dad's

828
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:49,879
Speaker 4: best mates. Their children were havinglesseness. Their children were called Lee,

829
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:56,879
Speaker 4: Kylie and Anne, so they name me Kylie LeeAnne. Oh wow,

830
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 4: oh those hybrid Australian names. You love, Hire Wauser And

831
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:01,879
Speaker 4: it's actually too much.

832
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 3: It's too much reverence for just a family friend.

833
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 4: Yea.

834
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Speaker 3: If someone did that to me, I would be like,

835
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 3: why you get away from me?

836
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 4: Jade, Christian, not know who, but what? I was named

837
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 4: after the color of my dad's car that he was

838
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:19,319
Speaker 4: painting at the time. Jade carra I was named after

839
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 4: my granddad's greyhound, No, not after a dog. And Edith

840
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 4: was named after Edith p Yeah, who sung this head

841
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,919
Speaker 4: of a Banger. She was the Sophia Lestpecter of her day.

842
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 3: Two weeks at number one.

843
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, all right, So who or what were you

844
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Speaker 4: named after? Nine four one four one oh four three Burget,

845
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 4: good morning.

846
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,240
Speaker 10: Good morning though, are we all going today?

847
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, very good, Burget. That's so I just had

848
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 4: a German name or Buget a German name. Yes, I

849
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Speaker 4: thought it might be.

850
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Speaker 12: Yes, yeah, yeah, So my daughter.

851
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 10: Is actually named Jane, after Jane Fennell, one of the hosts.

852
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,400
Speaker 1: Of Mister Squiggle.

853
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 4: Sometimes it's very hard to find inspiration for kids names,

854
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 4: isn't it. You know, if it's out in front of

855
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 4: a kid's TV show, inspiration strikes you wherever.

856
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 3: I remember Jane on Missus Squiggle one, turning the board upside.

857
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,479
Speaker 2: Now Jane, Miss Jane Jane.

858
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, what voice is that? Don't answer that.

859
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:31,839
Speaker 2: That's what mister mister Squiggle used to talk. Oh, miss Jane.

860
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Speaker 2: It was very nervous on the edge.

861
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.

862
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 15: So when I was pregnant, I just made the comment, uh,

863
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 15: you know, upside down, miss Jane.

864
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Speaker 10: Because you know she was upside down, and we were like, oh, actually,

865
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Speaker 10: Jane's a.

866
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Speaker 13: Pretty good name.

867
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Speaker 4: It is born. I like you. Okay, Buget, thank you

868
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 4: very much to give us a call.

869
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Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Steve, this is a good idea. Steve's just a bit

871
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 4: late party trying to work out how we can measure

872
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 4: the balls as a go in the era for the

873
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Speaker 4: longest serve Next week, who can hit a tennis ball

874
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 4: over the era first person that does You're off to

875
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 4: the astro and open men's final Christian. To measure the

876
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 4: distance or the tennis balls that don't make it? You

877
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 4: measure from the opposite bank, as it should be a

878
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 4: shorter distance to measure, and then worn any approaching boats

879
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 4: using the explosives that were mentioned with that earlier caller.

880
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 4: See this is a great idea. A small amount of

881
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:35,839
Speaker 4: exposs I can possibly go wrong explosions in the era

882
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 4: rus this morning? Who or what are you named after? A?

883
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 4: Nine four one four one oh four three Christian? My

884
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 4: best mate named his son Corbyn Dallas. Corbyn Dallas is

885
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 4: Bruce Willis's character from what is that terrible sci fi movie?

886
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 4: Fifth Element? I'm pretty sure Corbyn Dallas is from is

887
00:41:55,560 --> 00:42:06,839
Speaker 4: Bruce Willis kind of intergalactic copper something that's incredible. Thank

888
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 4: you very much. No wonder you want to make anonymous?

889
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 4: You know what you make going? Did you tell him

890
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 4: Corbyn Dallas what a hell of a name. All right,

891
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:18,240
Speaker 4: that's going to work. Gary here, Good morning, Gary the Christian.

892
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 10: How you doing, Bud, I'm.

893
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 4: Good Gary, Welcome to the show. So is this a

894
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,760
Speaker 4: you someone in your family is named after something?

895
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 10: Yeah, my granddaughter.

896
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 9: Her name is Kiara Tiffany Chanel.

897
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 4: The instant reaction, it's a lot of blinging there. That's

898
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,800
Speaker 4: a awful lot of sparkle and blinger. How do you

899
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 4: feel about that, Gary.

900
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 9: I don't know what my son was thinking at the time.

901
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 3: I guess it's cheaper to name a baby than to

902
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 3: shop at those.

903
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,840
Speaker 11: Only so it carries her around like a handbag.

904
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 4: Are uh, Tiffany Chanel?

905
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 9: I think they're pretty popular twenty years ago.

906
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 4: Well, it's not like they're out of business. I'm pretty

907
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 4: sure that doing great business globally.

908
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's done well.

909
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 14: It's always got proper night.

910
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah. That's a head as a

911
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 4: classy names. What that is is so much class and Smarker.

912
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 4: I love it, Gary, Grenda granny, thank you very much

913
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 4: for giving us a call. Thanks Christian, Take care, buddy, Mandy.

914
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:38,399
Speaker 4: Good morning the noises hazard lights in Australia.

915
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 3: In the Grandfather Clock.

916
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 4: Hello, what are you in the Arkansas chugger Bug?

917
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 15: I'm pulled over on the side of the road.

918
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 4: We can hear it. We heard it before we spoke

919
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 4: to you. What kind of old timey car are you

920
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 4: in there?

921
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 15: Mandy, it's it's a I have a dolly on.

922
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 4: Those loud old lights, aren't they? Oh? Look, stay safe

923
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 4: safe now, Mandy, Is it is it you that's named

924
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 4: after somebody?

925
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 1: No?

926
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:07,919
Speaker 15: I named my son after Merk Watts, the radio DJ.

927
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 10: Yeah, well it was.

928
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,919
Speaker 15: It was American Rosso's brilliant show.

929
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 8: Yeah.

930
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 15: I was hoping he would be some sort of comedian

931
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 15: and he's pretty funny, but Mark Watts is a little

932
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 15: bit funnier.

933
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 14: Wow.

934
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 4: I wonder how many people have ever named a child

935
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:30,720
Speaker 4: after a rati hoo DJ. Is there a young Eddie somewhere?

936
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 4: I hope there is fascinate somewhere right now.

937
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 15: He's the only one. He's the only one ever anywhere

938
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 15: that's named Merrick. So he when he was little, he's like,

939
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 15: why am I the only one called Merrick? There's lots

940
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 15: of other names around, but I'm the only Merrick. I said,

941
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 15: you should be happy with that. Then I showed him

942
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 15: Mark Watts with the American Rosso Show and he loved

943
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 15: it so great. I was pleased.

944
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 4: Legends all right, Mandy, thank you very much you call.

945
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 4: I have a good day, you two, Thank you, Thanks guys, Tom, Hello,

946
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 4: Hello Tom, and yeah God love to get you on, Tommy, Now, Tom,

947
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 4: what have you got for us? Who? What were you

948
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 4: named after? It's not me?

949
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 6: It was like, I'm sixty and this was when I

950
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 6: was ten. My next door neighbors named his daughter after

951
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 6: a sewing machine. Oh my god, back in back in

952
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:26,240
Speaker 6: nineteen seventy three, Janomi, what's the brand? Did a brand

953
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 6: name sewing machine? I thought, I've never forgotten that.

954
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 4: You know, years later you still can cool up and

955
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 4: phone us. That's unbelievable.

956
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 6: You want to know the surname, go for it, Phoenie

957
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 6: Jnomi Phoene if you like, she would be about fifty

958
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 6: years old. Now, wow, named after.

959
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 4: Brand is something the channel and stuff that we can

960
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 4: all have a take on that. But an old timing

961
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:03,879
Speaker 4: sewing machine. Yes, he loves that. They're still working. It's

962
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 4: still yeah. Yeah. I wonder if anyone's named Holden, you

963
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 4: know these other kind of brand somewhere, And do we

964
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 4: know what regional state that maybe maybe if we went

965
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:19,839
Speaker 4: up towards Queensland, do we think there's a couple of yous?

966
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 4: You reckon that? Tom? All right, Tom, thank you very much.

967
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 4: She called very funny. Let us laugh. Thank you.

968
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 14: No, worries.

969
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 6: Mate, have a good day.

970
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 4: Thank you now, Laurie.

971
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 10: Good morning, Good morning, Christian, Good morning guys.

972
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 4: So someone in your family a friend, No.

973
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 10: No, it's my family. I come from twelve brothers and sisters,

974
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 10: and jenniber was born in Italy and two of us

975
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 10: were born in Australia, the ones that were born in Italy.

976
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 10: I was the sixth. By the time my mum got to.

977
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 16: Me, she'd run out of names, no family names, the grandmother,

978
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 16: the grandfather, because that's the way they do it over there.

979
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 16: And then she named me after the midwife that was

980
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 16: given birth Smith because my mom had to tinks.

981
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 4: Anyone, anyone, anyone? What's your name? What is happening now?

982
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,880
Speaker 4: Twelve kids? Is your mom on some sort of global

983
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 4: tour popping out kids in every countries and times?

984
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 10: Though she had to have a shoots tied. She had

985
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 10: to have a shoots tied at fifty five because she

986
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 10: was still having Yes, I know, go for war.

987
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 13: They called me.

988
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 10: They called me Loredanna after her it's a name for Milano, Milan.

989
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 3: So if they re out of name that you child six?

990
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 3: Who what is child number twelve?

991
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 10: Lorraine Loran, Beatrice Betrice my sister, Betrice was named after

992
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 10: one of my dad's girlfriends.

993
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:54,959
Speaker 4: Pastor, incredible, that is something else. No, I know, named

994
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 4: after one of your dad's girlfriends.

995
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:02,840
Speaker 10: Yep, yep, yeah. I wasn't too pleased, but still with it.

996
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 4: I guess she's so naked from pushing all those kids out,

997
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:07,439
Speaker 4: she don't care.

998
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 1: No.

999
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 4: Listen, Laurie, do you know what every every day we

1000
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 4: have a price where for our call of the week.

1001
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 4: Whenever we just get instantly a great call, do we

1002
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 4: give you a thousand dollars? And you are with this

1003
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 4: story that's got about three Pastor, you are our first caller.

1004
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 4: Thank you so much, Thank you so much.

1005
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 10: What Christian I'm going through. I'm going through stage four

1006
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 10: grist cancer at the moment. Yeah, and I need to

1007
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 10: get these pills. Apparently they're not tb has approved in

1008
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 10: Australia and they're costing us six grand a month, so

1009
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 10: that's going to go towards that. Thank you so much, guy.

1010
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:51,839
Speaker 4: How are you meant to find the money to pay

1011
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 4: for that six thousand?

1012
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 10: No, I'm sending an email to I don't know. I'm

1013
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 10: sending an email to the Minister of House in Victoria

1014
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:01,839
Speaker 10: to see whether there can be PBS to prove.

1015
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 4: Good luck. Thank you so much, and how are you

1016
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 4: feeling at the moment. How's your treatment?

1017
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm still on chemo. I've been I've had cancer

1018
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 10: now for twenty years, but it's become stage four metastatic now,

1019
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 10: so it was metastatic last year.

1020
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, Laurie, I'm so sorry to hear that.

1021
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 10: I can't tell you how much that means to me though.

1022
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 10: That money will go towards that.

1023
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 4: Oh, bless you. Listen. Thank you with everything you've got

1024
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 4: going on. Thank you so much for actually take the

1025
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 4: time to call us up today and make us love

1026
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 4: so high you.

1027
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 10: We love radio station, listen to you all the time.

1028
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 4: Well, listen, Laurie. I hope good news comes your way.

1029
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:43,879
Speaker 10: Okay, thank you so much. Let me know Christian, Thanks guys,

1030
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 10: thank you very much.

1031
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 1: Well Christian Connell's show podcast.

1032
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:51,439
Speaker 4: Christian, what do you think about this? There's someone who's

1033
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:54,279
Speaker 4: just started work in her office, got a five year

1034
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 4: old son. His name is Maverick from Top Gun. Not

1035
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 4: mad at that like that name. MAV shot to Mav

1036
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 4: here as well. MAV. Oh yes, now then that's good.

1037
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 4: All right, let's talk about this then, So what an

1038
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,320
Speaker 4: amazing thing next week we're going to be doing. This

1039
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 4: is gonna be so much fun. Next Wednesday down at

1040
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 4: the ERA with a load of you hitting tennis balls

1041
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 4: over the ERA. Notable of a load the permits. You

1042
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 4: can imagine, you know what it's like in this town.

1043
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 4: Lots of admin red tape bureaucracy to start firing tennis

1044
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 4: balls that if it goes well, it goes over the

1045
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 4: other side, more likely to not make it through the side.

1046
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 4: Who knows. We'll find out next Wednesday. And the longest serve,

1047
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 4: but definitely a lot going in the river. None of

1048
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 4: all we left in there. Obviously Jackie is actually genuinely

1049
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 4: in a speedboat. He's fishing them out. And so this

1050
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 4: is all next Wednesday and the big price. You are

1051
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:45,359
Speaker 4: off to the Australian Open, the men's final, which are

1052
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 4: being credible. We're calling it the longest serve. Himmi with your.

1053
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 7: Best sent Oh can you hit over the Yaasid of

1054
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:59,359
Speaker 7: rod Lever Rosie tow.

1055
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 4: Headed that far.

1056
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 3: That needs to change.

1057
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,399
Speaker 4: I was hoping it would have changed when I said

1058
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 4: it's a mishard that we really don't want to anybody

1059
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 4: actually Okay, anyway. Listen yet the longest serve two VIP

1060
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 4: course ie tickets to the stener of a Man's Final

1061
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:22,800
Speaker 4: Thanks of the Emirates celebrating ten years is the official

1062
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 4: airline of the Australian Open in twenty twenty four. You're

1063
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 4: in the first five rows. Why can't we be a

1064
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:36,439
Speaker 4: bit more specific? You don't want to know, but listen.

1065
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 4: If you're good looking, you'll be we'll be able to

1066
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 4: see on the TV. And if you're a bit of

1067
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 4: a fugly, we won't see you. That's what we found

1068
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:43,760
Speaker 4: out basically yesterday.

1069
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 3: That's my theory only because I've been to TV tapings before,

1070
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 3: like thank god you're here or something like that.

1071
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 4: Well they were like thank god, no, not thank god

1072
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 4: you're here.

1073
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 3: Where As you're filing into the audience, they choose the

1074
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 3: good looking people to sit in the front roight for TV.

1075
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 4: Have you you're a good looking rooms should be in

1076
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 4: the front. Who's better looking? All the way? He never

1077
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,439
Speaker 4: sees Midland the orders of a TV show.

1078
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:06,839
Speaker 2: That's because you're so tall.

1079
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a true mom, No one's better than mine,

1080
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:20,840
Speaker 4: little Jackie boy. It's so when we do this next Wednesday,

1081
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 4: we're going to have three categories, So Di inviting you

1082
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 4: up by age young guys is what we're recruiting right now.

1083
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 4: So if you are in the eighteen to thirty category,

1084
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:32,879
Speaker 4: if you're in that age bracket, give us a call

1085
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,879
Speaker 4: right now. Nine four one four one o four three.

1086
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:41,760
Speaker 4: Already we met our first contender, Stephan, named after tennis

1087
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 4: great Stephan Edinburgh, nominated by his very proud dad Gary.

1088
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 4: Get this Dad, Gary son Stephan and Edburgh Junior, but

1089
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 4: now practicing over the last couple of weeks. Soon as

1090
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:57,839
Speaker 4: they hear about this, he's clearing seventy meters local park. Yeah,

1091
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 4: he's been playing most of his life, conservable one hundred

1092
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 4: and ninety five kilometers an hour. They've got strong relationship,

1093
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 4: these two. They also father some pastry chefs as well.

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Speaker 4: They are the Daikos family of the pastry world. We

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Speaker 4: should do family dynasties later on this week. What are

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Speaker 4: you the Dakers family of the pastry world for Gary

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Speaker 4: and Stevan. So this will do today. Eighteen to thirty

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Speaker 4: year olds, if you're in that age bracket, give us

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Speaker 4: a call right now. You could be smashing them all

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Speaker 4: over the hour, and they're depending how good looking you are,

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Speaker 4: but you are there. You'll be at the med's final

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Speaker 4: of the Australian Open tomorrow, thirty to sixty year olds,

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Speaker 4: the legends there, I said, the seniors, and then on Thursday,

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Speaker 4: the big guns. You've still got it sixteen over, who

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Speaker 4: are you? The veterans, the vets right now, then it's

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Speaker 4: all about the young guns. Give us a call then,

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Speaker 4: if you're ageteen, eighteen and thirty nine four one four,

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Speaker 4: one four three, come on down, smash your way to

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Speaker 4: the error.

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Speaker 1: I don't know you're listening to the Christian o'crl show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Okay, our first athletes that were calling up to take

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Speaker 4: on the Longest Serve next Wednesday, the show live from

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Speaker 4: the Yarraw with you guys trying to hit tennis balls

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Speaker 4: over the eraw. If you do, then you're off to

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Speaker 4: the Australian Open, the men's final. It's seventy meters you

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Speaker 4: need to clear. Good luck. So the first category in

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Speaker 4: athletes we're recruiting at the moment is in the highly

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Speaker 4: contested eighteen to thirty year olds, the young guns. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: on this show, that's what we consider it to be.

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Speaker 4: A young gun dead soon nine four one four one oh,

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Speaker 4: four to three if you want in. Okay, here we

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Speaker 4: got here.

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Speaker 12: Erica, Good morning, Christian JACKOBPASTI.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm so.

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Speaker 12: Keen to be a young gun.

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Speaker 4: Great. I love this energy. Now, so are you a

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Speaker 4: tennis player or you've just fancy having to go?

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Speaker 12: So I've played back in high school. I'm twenty five

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Speaker 12: now and I've actually got it and it's caught it home,

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Speaker 12: so I can do some practice.

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Speaker 4: Well, why not? So easy? When you got one in

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00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 4: out of the kitchen, dawn in, you go on rod

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Speaker 4: labor there at the backyard.

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Speaker 3: Although what we're trying to do is actually not a

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Speaker 3: tennis skill. We want to do the longest serve, which

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Speaker 3: is something in real tennis.

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Speaker 4: You don't want it. If you're smashing it right beyond

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00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 4: the player opposite you, you'll have no control over the ball.

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00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 4: So unless you can double the length of that tennis court,

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Speaker 4: you got there, But you still think you're going to

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00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 4: smash it over? Do you think you do seventy meters? Erica?

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00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:34,839
Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, I can give it a red hot crack.

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00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 12: Obviously it's a lot longer than the tennis court, but yeah,

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Speaker 12: maybe the muscle memory you.

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Speaker 4: Come back all right, Good luck. Eric, thanks for taking part.

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Speaker 4: Let's get an aim in here. Good morning, Aimen, gooday,

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Speaker 4: Christian number six.

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Speaker 3: I want to be a young gun because I have

1149
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 3: recently captained a country tennis tournament to dead last, and

1150
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Speaker 3: I want to redeem myself.

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00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 4: Now in all suits, I actually think the person that

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00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 4: is going to do the furthest whether they do clearly

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00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 4: year or make it fifty eight sixty two, is more

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00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 4: likely to be a half ago hero. If you're very

1155
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 4: good attention, you're going to put yourself under all that

1156
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:12,840
Speaker 4: expectation and pressure. You're going to overthink it so so

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00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 4: that I think our man here, who's up for redemption? Aimen?

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Speaker 4: You are one of my early favorites.

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Speaker 15: Thank you, Christian.

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00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,320
Speaker 16: I'm going to be needing all your.

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Speaker 9: Help and luck.

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Speaker 4: So what happened in the in the tournament? Did last?

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Speaker 9: Look, let's not go into the details.

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Speaker 10: All yeah, it didn't quite go to plan.

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00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 4: Terrible plan, terrible plan. When we get bad ratings, I go, yeah,

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00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 4: I plan for that. You heard the show the last

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Speaker 4: couple of weeks. It's deliberate bill mastery to actually do

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Speaker 4: it like that. It's actually hard to do it bad.

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Speaker 4: I get it. You're in safe company. All right, buddy,

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Speaker 4: you're in redemption. We'll see you down the next Wednesday.

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Speaker 4: Thanks guys, thank you very much.

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Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast time Now for today's time

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Speaker 5: wast We're looking for your mony mans today and I

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Speaker 5: tell you why.

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Speaker 4: Today is Australian Complaint Day. Now, this is interesting. Last

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Speaker 4: year Australians made over one million complaints to their local councils.

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Speaker 4: It's a lot of complaining. And the state that's the

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Speaker 4: biggest winger Victoria. Victorians not the biggest wines out of

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Speaker 4: all the states, counting for over fifty percent all of

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Speaker 4: Australia's moaning. Wow, we and I know with this bit

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Speaker 4: that any worth reading out, but I do it anyway.

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Speaker 4: The Bay Side area registered the most complaints and that

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Speaker 4: is Baist, Rise Up, Bentley and Oakley.

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Speaker 3: Who do you think, out of the three of us,

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00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 3: is most likely to send a complaint?

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Speaker 4: It's got to be you, Jack put Patrina Jones, No, no,

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Speaker 4: no come, some would say someone who mentions that barely.

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Speaker 4: I's got the phrase on Bardsman always changing. When an

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Speaker 4: you don't say hello, how are you onboardsman? Oh no, sorry,

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Speaker 4: I was just getting ready.

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Speaker 2: Some would say complaints. I would say feedback, constructive feedback.

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Speaker 4: You know, be honest, how many complaints you make a month?

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Speaker 2: About three yesterday and this was a.

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Speaker 4: Little day off. What do you do with the ardio?

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00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 4: She couldn't hear, but she could complain, what.

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00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 3: Are you happy with? Or shouldn't we say it on air?

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Speaker 2: Shouldn't say on it? It's nothing major service these days,

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Speaker 2: so hard to get. It's just impostant. I speak to human,

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Speaker 2: just it's so frustrating.

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Speaker 4: Lass as nice as meek to a human. I found

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Speaker 4: myself doing that the other day twenty two minutes. You

1202
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Speaker 4: must get this a lot, and very so much. It's

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Speaker 4: taking me ages. I've been doing the empty the dishwasher.

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Speaker 4: Will I be waiting?

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Speaker 2: But I do like to give city feedback as well.

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00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 3: If I go to a shop, Oh yeah.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure that's what you're doing. Times three yesterday. Then

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00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 4: today here's j You need to send three positive emails.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we've got one one of our operators check

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Speaker 2: out operators at our local wool wars. He is the

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Speaker 2: most delightful young man. He is just always happy, always

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Speaker 2: up for a chat, and I.

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Speaker 4: Baddy is his bloody wide eyed with fear stomach al

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Speaker 4: I have for training human's back. Ever one day to

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Speaker 4: complain about you know, do you know how you got

1216
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:35,640
Speaker 4: this job? That's right, because I complained about the old

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00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 4: man that it took too long with his nightly old

1218
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 4: never spotted hands packing up my bags. This needs to

1219
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Speaker 4: come out to the car as well.

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Speaker 2: Time is today, Let's get back on.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, moaning bands. Who's on stage jack at moan Fest

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Speaker 4: twenty four, Well, Soul Legends to four tops, but they're

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Speaker 4: at a table fight over. That's right. They're the for

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Speaker 4: lawn tops.

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Speaker 3: So for lawn where is the complaints department?

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Speaker 4: Ron Patsy Riot said, Fred Silva, you're getting right on

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Speaker 4: my bloody nirvana. You're getting right on my nirvana. You

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Speaker 4: are getting right on my nevada. That well known phrase

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Speaker 4: silver from the seventies. Another Soul Legends, that's right money.

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Speaker 4: M Oh my god, we sad on Californian pop legends.

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Speaker 4: The beach Boys are here. Oh my god, I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: start winging. That's right, the bitch boys. The Sanday is terrible,

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Speaker 4: commented California. Eventually, Jackie boy, what if you few everyone?

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Speaker 4: Jackie boy, what have you got? Moaning bands?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, look he's on stage. She's not happy. No, it's sir,

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Speaker 3: tisks a lot.

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Speaker 4: It's tough, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: That's my big phone in everyone tusks Jack, only you

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01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 2: tea anyway?

1240
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Speaker 3: So mixed. What's on stage? And baby's got feedback he's singing.

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01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 4: We've got it's a bronx.

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Speaker 2: I was hoping for more.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going out of silver.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, John Farnham. We just played him.

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Speaker 4: They did hear him.

1246
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 3: He's in the right mood, John fuman that's solid.

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Speaker 4: That's a sol.

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Speaker 3: And we also got on stage not nickelback, nitpickle back.

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01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 4: Started to scratch that goaty nervously you knew, you knew,

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Speaker 4: you knew.

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Speaker 3: And last on stage, last but not least more. It's

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Speaker 3: the mighty mighty cross Tones.

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Speaker 4: You could have access last two they remember positive, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: come on, you can do it all right? What have

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Speaker 4: you got? Then moaning Man's textment four seven three one

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Speaker 4: oh four three good luck. This is the Christian O'Connell show,

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Speaker 4: podcast time Waster today on Australian Complaints Day. We're looking

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Speaker 4: for your moaning man's let's build the festival then moan

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Speaker 4: Fest twenty four Jack.

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01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:22,200
Speaker 3: You're really to Mark, who's not happy?

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Speaker 4: Christian, I'll tell you who's not happy? Ossie Legends, moan

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01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:31,120
Speaker 4: at work, Gold, Tan, you're well done, belly Ate, Cyrus, Silver,

1263
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 4: Whiny miss Daisy. We try said bands, we didn't five

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01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 4: minutes on her. I know what he wants. Whiney miss Daisy,

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Speaker 4: Not Tom Jones, Tom moans Silver, the Red Hot you

1266
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 4: cannot be serious, Peppers Bronze. Oh dear Paul and Coop.

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Speaker 4: We rup good to have your back, Paul, he shoots

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01:02:55,840 --> 01:03:02,760
Speaker 4: his scores, Oh dearly bad buddy, play a wingy Martin Silver,

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01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:08,200
Speaker 4: the foot print of these players, justin timber complaint, Oh Gold,

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Speaker 4: so good, Sin, I love that, sophiallis bicker Gold, that's

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Speaker 4: very good, system of a turn that music down.

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Speaker 1: So gold.

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Speaker 4: But I'm justin. Not the Finger Boys, the Venting Boys.

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01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:31,040
Speaker 4: Sometimes it's simple chest well done. Our singer's on stage now,

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01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 4: he's very prop here moaning, keating Gold, going on, Tracy, Whiney, Cyrus, Silver,

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01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:45,280
Speaker 4: Iggy Strop, Silva, James Frown, whoa, I feel bad? Gold,

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01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:48,120
Speaker 4: and how's a complaint?

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01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 3: Gold?

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01:03:49,280 --> 01:04:00,920
Speaker 4: That's good? Moan loke a grumpy wrapper, wool tantrum plan Gold.

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Speaker 4: These are very good, aren't they. And finally from Chris

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Speaker 4: Soup Dog Soup. Yeah, I think he's a typo there.

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01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 4: I'm not sure what he means there. All right, So

1283
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,240
Speaker 4: who is best in the show today?

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Speaker 3: Let's give it to the Venting Boys.

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01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that one. Well done, Jess.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Let's talk tomorrow's show. Today, tomorrow's show, Patsy, we have

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Speaker 4: a challenge for you.

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01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:32,000
Speaker 2: Oh, I love a challenge.

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01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:34,040
Speaker 4: Great. I don't know you like this one. I don't

1291
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Speaker 4: think he goes against the grain of your DNA now

1292
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:41,560
Speaker 4: I know. Yesterday, on a sick day, you still managed

1293
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:44,600
Speaker 4: to fire off not one, not two, but three complaints.

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01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:51,120
Speaker 4: This is an average day, we say, sick day three

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01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:54,120
Speaker 4: complaint emails balance it out the end of the ak

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01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:57,120
Speaker 4: Today you must email and we want to hear them

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Speaker 4: tomorrow on the show. Three positive emails.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's lovely.

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Speaker 4: I love or anything anything you want to thank a

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Speaker 4: service for.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's easy.

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Speaker 4: What's the top of your mind? Stroight away?

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Speaker 2: Well again, it's my little walboys point oh.

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Speaker 4: And again, referring to him as a little Woolworths boy. Dear,

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Speaker 4: let me tell you about my little wars.

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Speaker 2: That's easy. I can spread the joy today.

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Speaker 3: One of them can't be the Woolworths point.

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Speaker 4: I want to hear this. It feels like a Missus

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Speaker 4: Robinson Vine going on. No, yes again, I don't need anything.

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Speaker 4: My husband's out for an hour today. I don't come

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Speaker 4: around and service my pool filters needs. Okay, So three

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Speaker 4: lovely Jack, what do we need from the police.

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Speaker 3: We're looking for a police radar gun and.

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Speaker 4: Easy get that's what we know. We know we probably

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Speaker 4: have five tomorrow that.

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Speaker 3: Has the range laser function. We want to measure how

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Speaker 3: far our contestants hit tennis balls across the Yarra River

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Speaker 3: tomorrow and apparently the cops have something that will measure

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Speaker 3: the speed but also measure how far the balls have gone.

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Speaker 4: And we're really going to need it for one hour

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Speaker 4: and a half next Wednesday.

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Speaker 3: Let's say two hours to be safe.

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Speaker 4: Let's go seven to or nine next Wednesday. That's the

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Speaker 4: twenty fifth thick police. Thank you, and it's back tomorrow

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Speaker 4: Wednesday on this show. No humday Wednesday for us. We

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Speaker 4: love hearing from you. If whatever you do, you just

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Speaker 4: love your job. Like these people, I pick.

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Speaker 9: Up rubbish along one of the most iconic beaches in Melbourne,

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Speaker 9: along Williamsown Beach. It's a beautiful job.

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Speaker 11: I am the store manager at Brava at high Point

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Speaker 11: and it's the.

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Speaker 9: Best job of it ahead.

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Speaker 11: I love my job because I get to hang out

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Speaker 11: with all my animals all day.

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Speaker 10: We run a farm animal therapy at the Southeast.

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Speaker 4: If that's you share your joy in love tomorrow with us.

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Speaker 4: It does something to everybody when we just overhear how

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Speaker 4: much you love whatever you do for job in life.

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Speaker 4: Email me Chris at christno'connell dot com dot au.

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