Speaker 1: Laura, come on, oh my god, we're here.
Speaker 2: It's Monday, Monday.
Speaker 3: Someone is very excited about it.
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to bring the energy pickup where he
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Speaker 3: Day another week, another thing we do every week.
Speaker 1: Why are you celebrating Britney? Britney came into the studio
Speaker 1: with a glow about it.
Speaker 2: That is my face peeling from my skin cancer treatment.
Speaker 2: But I do have an internal glow.
Speaker 1: Don't worry.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about that later. I you know, I had
Speaker 2: a proud girlfriend moment overnight. My partner Ben Benjamin Seacrest,
Speaker 2: he plays for Celtic Football Club.
Speaker 3: He lives in Scotland.
Speaker 1: You have got written down it sounds like he plays
Speaker 1: for fish. Do you know what?
Speaker 2: I actually have to think about it because I don't
Speaker 2: know for I don't know the rules of the terminology.
Speaker 2: I actually had to google what he won last night
Speaker 2: so I could say, did he win their team? Celtic
Speaker 2: won the Scottish Premiership overnight?
Speaker 3: Big question?
Speaker 2: But I had to google what it was because there's
Speaker 2: so many leagues and like competitions. I was like, what
Speaker 2: did Celtic quin last night?
Speaker 3: Did you stay up and watch it in the middle
Speaker 3: of the night. Oh, don't ever ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I didn't even watch.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't watch.
Speaker 2: I googled the highlights this morning and the results and stuff.
Speaker 2: But I was like, it's I'm really sick, I'm really unwell.
Speaker 2: My face is feeling from this treatment and you just
Speaker 2: found a bit boring, So like, why would you stay up?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: And I just googled the highlights as well, so but yeah,
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 3: It sounds like maybe the coronation. Google the highlights.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, the highlights of the coronation on my
Speaker 4: feed and I'm loving it. If you obviously, it's very
Speaker 4: hard to miss the coronation, but we're bringing you all
Speaker 4: the highlights, mostly the low lights next because there was
Speaker 4: some real lows in the King's Coronation.
Speaker 2: And the funny lights I'm calling.
Speaker 6: We also have the amazing comedian Ursula Carson joining us,
Speaker 6: and she is a bloody hoots.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to speak to.
Speaker 4: It's a big show. Happy Monday, Welcome to the pick Up.
Speaker 4: It's the Pickup Monday afternoon. Britt Laura Mitch here.
Speaker 1: Listen.
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Speaker 4: Olga ladies. I'm just in the mood. The pump and
Speaker 4: the pagetry of the weekend King Charles Coronation has me
Speaker 4: feeling real happy.
Speaker 1: Did you we watch it?
Speaker 2: Is that way We're in a crown?
Speaker 3: Yes, Am, I'm the only person.
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 3: I feel like social media, the news, my TV would lead.
Speaker 6: Me to believe that I'm the only person in Australia
Speaker 6: who doesn't care. But I think that there are other
Speaker 6: people out there who don't care.
Speaker 2: No, I think the care level varies. I think the
Speaker 2: spectrum's quite broad like I care a lot, but not
Speaker 2: about the actual coronation. I care all the shit that
Speaker 2: goes on around it because it is so funny.
Speaker 1: I'm with you.
Speaker 4: I love the drama and the pump and the pagetry
Speaker 4: and off with your head, Laura burn to the Tower
Speaker 4: of London.
Speaker 6: I think the spectrum is Mitch Cheury to Laura, that's
Speaker 6: literally I think you're right.
Speaker 1: I listen. I loved it.
Speaker 4: I was facetiming my mum while it was happening. Lots
Speaker 4: of people watch the coronation, So it was Saturday night
Speaker 4: here in Australia, like eight pm. Everyone's talking the big moments.
Speaker 4: Of course, a Prince Harry snub. Did you you saw that?
Speaker 1: That went viral? Prince Harry. Of course, no one thought
Speaker 1: that he'd go because he was not friends.
Speaker 2: Also, how awkward was it for him walking in there
Speaker 2: and you're like, hey, fam, I know I wrote that
Speaker 2: book about you, but hi, I just love it. I
Speaker 2: love that he sat down and you just couldn't see
Speaker 2: him because Prince Ann's in front of him with this
Speaker 2: huge feather hat thing on and it literally blocked his
Speaker 2: face from the camera. That was intentional, I.
Speaker 1: Was talking about.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, because they did rehearsals for three days in
Speaker 4: a row. It's actually they all knew their seating plan.
Speaker 4: Prince Hann probably didn't have the feather bow a day one,
Speaker 4: and then by day three rehearsals, She's like, get me
Speaker 4: the biggest feather in the Kingdom.
Speaker 3: Biggest peacock feather.
Speaker 2: But what a power move? Like, how can I shun
Speaker 2: him out of the family. I'll wear a giant feather hat.
Speaker 2: Because the hat was ugly, It wasn't great it wasn't
Speaker 2: a masterpiece. It served one purpose to block Prince Harry.
Speaker 4: The thing with Harry is he arrived, he landed, he
Speaker 4: flew commercial, which is an interesting point. He didn't fly
Speaker 4: the Royal private jet. He landed, he went straight from
Speaker 4: the airport to the coronation, and then as soon as
Speaker 4: that crown was on his dad's head, he was in
Speaker 4: a car and he went straight back to the airport.
Speaker 4: Didn't stay for the concert.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because nobody wanted the awkward family reunion that was
Speaker 2: going to follow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very true. I would have watched that though.
Speaker 4: They'd be great TV if they just panned and went
Speaker 4: to a private room with the family.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 6: I mean I saw some of the highlights, but like
Speaker 6: you said, Britt, I'm not interested in them at all.
Speaker 6: The low lights, the really low, low brow low lights
Speaker 6: is where it's at for me.
Speaker 3: Did you see the.
Speaker 6: Day before the coronation there was how do I put this,
Speaker 6: a giant male appendage that was put on the lawn
Speaker 6: of the ground where they were supposed to have this
Speaker 6: like Royal Coronation part right, the party was supposed to
Speaker 6: be there.
Speaker 3: There was a giant I can see it. I don't
Speaker 3: know how else to say it.
Speaker 6: At three pm time, Jewels, the Crown Jewels were yeah created.
Speaker 2: What they did is they got week killer and they
Speaker 2: poured it out onto the grass and created this massive penis.
Speaker 2: That's huge anyway, it was ten meters and it was
Speaker 2: erected on the lawn. I don't understand you would think
Speaker 2: at these things like this is the biggest thing in
Speaker 2: the world right now, you would think the security would
Speaker 2: be hammed up. How is someone crept in and they
Speaker 2: were able to put a giant penis on the lawn.
Speaker 6: What I love about this, though, is just how child
Speaker 6: she is. Like, I truly enjoy how incredibly juvenil it is.
Speaker 6: It's like going to school and someone drawing it on
Speaker 6: the front page of your assignment.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I imagine the queen looking down from heaven.
Speaker 4: Go let me just watch how the monogue has risen
Speaker 4: since I've died.
Speaker 1: Oh I shall die again in heaven. Oh it really
Speaker 1: has risen. So waking up this.
Speaker 4: Morning, we had the coronation On the weekend, they had
Speaker 4: the coronation big bash, the party overnight while we were
Speaker 4: all asleep. Lionel Richie performed. But the big moment of
Speaker 4: the concert was Prince William got up made a speech
Speaker 4: and it was it was a little a little bit funny.
Speaker 1: I have listened to this.
Speaker 7: I would say a few words about my father and
Speaker 7: why I believe this weekend is so important.
Speaker 1: But don't worry.
Speaker 7: Unlike Lionel, I won't go on all night long. As
Speaker 7: my grandmother said when she was crowned, coronations are a
Speaker 7: declaration of our hopes for the future. And I know
Speaker 7: she's up there finally keeping an on us, and she'd
Speaker 7: be a very proud mother.
Speaker 3: Little bit of her on the crown.
Speaker 2: Too much of an easy joke, wasn't it that one?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And then Katie Perry performed once she finally found her
Speaker 4: seat because she was very lost the whole day.
Speaker 1: But she performed raw because now heavy on the brass.
Speaker 1: There's a bizard an obo in that. Listen to how intensity?
Speaker 2: Wow, I love that. It's such a tune. It's never
Speaker 2: going to get old.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's very very old, because that was the theme
Speaker 6: song of my season of Bachelor.
Speaker 2: Laura Bern are you comparing the Bachelor finale to the
Speaker 2: coronation because they are not on.
Speaker 1: Part I reckon.
Speaker 3: They had as many views back in the day.
Speaker 4: All everyone's down by next on the show as Carlson's
Speaker 4: joining us. One of the best comedians in this country
Speaker 4: and she's not even from this country. We have aw
Speaker 4: he's a KeyWe but I feel like she's our very
Speaker 4: own and she's joining us on the show. Next it's
Speaker 4: the pick up Monday afternoon with Britt, Laura and Mitch
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Speaker 1: Ladies.
Speaker 4: I'm so excited for our next guest. I mean, you've
Speaker 4: both seen her live. I haven't had the privilege yet.
Speaker 4: She's currently touring the country. She's just been in the
Speaker 4: Gold Coast and Brisbane this weekend. She's on a Just
Speaker 4: No Australian tour. Please welcome to the show as I Carlson,
Speaker 4: w Helloa.
Speaker 6: Hi your new show. Where did you get the inspiration
Speaker 6: for it?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 8: Who is a bit of a misunderstanding. The show is
Speaker 8: called just No, as Ann But when I pitched it
Speaker 8: to my management, when I pitched someone nagging me for
Speaker 8: an idea, they said, what's the name of the show,
Speaker 8: And I said, just call it just No, But I
Speaker 8: mean ka and oubly is and the stuff you should know.
Speaker 8: And I thought I could just you know, tell people
Speaker 8: some stuff that they should know. Because I've lived in
Speaker 8: lots of places, I travel a lot, and I thought
Speaker 8: this would be great written experience. Yeah, yeah, you know,
Speaker 8: like something the audience can take home. I'm sick of
Speaker 8: just you know, doing normal jokes. I also want to
Speaker 8: show where people can walk out and they go, wow,
Speaker 8: I've learned a lot. But then when the artwork came back,
Speaker 8: because I just I sent it as an audio file
Speaker 8: the name, and then when the name came back it
Speaker 8: was just no. As in iron I thought, actually, that's
Speaker 8: a much better thame, like because I have a lot
Speaker 8: more anger than knowledge.
Speaker 4: Well I get that as like, because I was watching
Speaker 4: your Instagram stories over the weekend and you were paying
Speaker 4: out like people on the go.
Speaker 1: Actually it was Brisbane.
Speaker 4: They were wearing puffers like puffer jackets and it was
Speaker 4: twenty five degrees and that upset you. That was Is
Speaker 4: that an example of a just no, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: That is one hundred percent just now. Honestly, if you
Speaker 8: live anywhere in Australia, even in Sydney and Melbourne, that's a.
Speaker 5: Bit risk at the moment.
Speaker 8: Just wear a double cardie. You do not need a
Speaker 8: puffle jacket. Puffa jackets were designed for people live an Antarctica.
Speaker 2: All I wear a pupa jackets, and I wear beanies,
Speaker 2: and I wear like gloves, I wear scarves, I wear
Speaker 2: a whole kick, have a good.
Speaker 8: Long heart ship and a good hard look at yourself
Speaker 8: and ask you to have a hard question. Why are
Speaker 8: you so soft? If we're all just worried about the
Speaker 8: big things, then you know, like, but that's when things escalating.
Speaker 8: Before you know it, there's a civil war going off.
Speaker 1: Is that the pipeline a civil war? Jackets?
Speaker 8: You have to be so careful because if there is
Speaker 8: a civil war in Australia, then anyone in Brisbane or
Speaker 8: Gold Coast or Darwin or Cancer, they can't go anywhere
Speaker 8: because they'll freeze today.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll take my pawer off now hard Are.
Speaker 1: You on the dating apps? Are you on the apps?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 8: Manager, try to put me on RAYA, which is small
Speaker 8: famous people. But we couldn't get anything anyone to because
Speaker 8: you have to get so much about my god.
Speaker 1: We know you know Brittany is the Queen of ray recommendation.
Speaker 2: I'll validate you.
Speaker 1: Can we do it right now?
Speaker 8: Actually, yeah, she's just there to be nosy.
Speaker 2: I've been on there for a very long time. She'll
Speaker 2: have had two relationships.
Speaker 8: To find love, you have to find love. You're like
Speaker 8: the receptionist, no no receptions.
Speaker 2: I was, but I found love about six months ago.
Speaker 2: So I'm only on there now as it's so hard
Speaker 2: to get into. I kept my membership, but you can
Speaker 2: change it to like networking and just friends.
Speaker 8: It's only six months.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: What for it's failed to say is that she also
Speaker 6: takes commission though off any of the relationships she gets on.
Speaker 3: So you have to like the down payment and.
Speaker 8: What if it's just if we're just on there to
Speaker 8: have a nosey around to see who else is on there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and get jump on that.
Speaker 4: Get on all right before you let you go the
Speaker 4: just No Tour. You can get tickets at live nation,
Speaker 4: dot com, dot you. We've like pulled the room here
Speaker 4: at the pickup, We've got some just no questions that
Speaker 4: we want to pitch to you, and then you just answer,
Speaker 4: is this just no? You for them are against them?
Speaker 4: So I'm thinking pet names for partners. I do pet
Speaker 4: names in my relationship.
Speaker 3: What is your pet name?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: We have so many, like one it's cappuccino, which then
Speaker 4: got shortened.
Speaker 2: It's real cute talking all that squichka.
Speaker 3: How do you feel about leggings as pants?
Speaker 8: I want to say no, but then I've also seen
Speaker 8: some people really pull it off and they do look comfortable,
Speaker 8: So I'm going to go for a solid maybe. Okay,
Speaker 8: the room, you know, if it takes you four hours
Speaker 8: to get into them, it's a no.
Speaker 3: Yes, all right.
Speaker 2: Last one, PDA public displays of affection.
Speaker 8: I don't care for those either. But I'm not a
Speaker 8: very touchy feeling person. Maybe that's why i'm not. You
Speaker 8: know why I need a dating plot, I'm not. I
Speaker 8: find it uncomfortable to look at other people touching each other.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 8: Approach you're doing is chucking each other's labels in.
Speaker 2: I don't know how well your ray is going to
Speaker 2: go a shot.
Speaker 4: No, we need an update on that rayer, so we'll
Speaker 4: we'll work that in back endly Carson Livenation dot com
Speaker 4: dot are you're the just no Australian too. It's going
Speaker 4: to be in a city near you. Thanks for coming
Speaker 4: on the pickup. Bye, I'm all right. Next on the show, Britt,
Speaker 4: You've got a skin update for it you've been battling
Speaker 4: skin cancers on your face.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it feels like I've got super clee
Speaker 2: all over my face. I can't move last smile. In fact,
Speaker 2: it looks like I've just had a trip to the bowtox.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 3: I can't move my face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going to get the full update on why
Speaker 4: she's doing it next the pickup. It's the pickup. Britt,
Speaker 4: Laura and Midge here Monday afternoon. If you're stuck on
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Speaker 2: Look earlier, Well, no, it was a week ago. I
Speaker 2: was about to say earlier in the week, But it's Monday.
Speaker 1: Last week.
Speaker 3: Am I Where am I?
Speaker 2: Earlier in the week? Which was today? Last week I
Speaker 2: started to speak to you guys about my skin journey
Speaker 2: with preventing skin cancer. I went and got a skin
Speaker 2: check a couple of weeks ago. I had three spots
Speaker 2: on my face that I was a bit worried about,
Speaker 2: and I've been really lazy with it, really putting it off.
Speaker 2: The three spots that I have was worried about. Turns
Speaker 2: out to be something called solar keratosis, which isn't exactly rare,
Speaker 2: it can be quite common. It is not yet cancer,
Speaker 2: but it turns into cancer, so it's it's called pre cancer.
Speaker 1: They cut them out. What do you do from here?
Speaker 2: No, So the treatment is you have to order a
Speaker 2: cytotoxic cream. Now you cannot touch this cream without gloves.
Speaker 2: It cannot touch anything. Anything it touches. You have to
Speaker 2: double bag in a plastic bag. You can't even put
Speaker 2: it in the rubbish bin. You have to take it
Speaker 2: to a chemist to dispose of it.
Speaker 3: It's cytotoxic.
Speaker 1: Cytotoxic, and now it's all over Britney's.
Speaker 3: Face and you can tell.
Speaker 2: You can tell it's doing its job. So I'm a
Speaker 2: weak deep from my cytotoxic treatment and I feel it.
Speaker 2: I feel like I have something toxic on my face.
Speaker 2: My face is red and peeling off, it's starting to blister.
Speaker 2: There are a few little almost opening wounds.
Speaker 6: I mean like, you look pretty good considering, but it
Speaker 6: does look very sore.
Speaker 2: Well, I think I did something that I wasn't supposed
Speaker 2: to do when I put a bit of like a
Speaker 2: tintin moisturizer on today because I was like a bleeding tomato.
Speaker 2: So it's toned it down now. But if you go
Speaker 2: on my Instagram stories, I'm sharing a lot about the
Speaker 2: process because it is so important. The fact that two
Speaker 2: thousand Aussies will die each year from skin cancer. Two
Speaker 2: in three Aussies will be diagnosed with skin cancer in
Speaker 2: their lifetime. Two in three. That is absolutely huge and
Speaker 2: I feel like, now what I'm going through with my face,
Speaker 2: it's very painful. You put it over your whole face,
Speaker 2: all your skin. And now last week when I started
Speaker 2: to talk about it, I had said, you know, there
Speaker 2: were three main spots of concern, and the idea with
Speaker 2: this cream is it pulls up all the bad spots
Speaker 2: so I don't spot treat. I'm putting over my whole face,
Speaker 2: and the areas that have inflamed and have taken more
Speaker 2: mean they're the bad parts and they are weigh more
Speaker 2: than three spots. Actually, the three spots aren't even the
Speaker 2: main areas, which is crazy because that wasn't necessarily what
Speaker 2: was highlighted in my original skin cancer consult, which is
Speaker 2: the scary thing. So more as you can see on
Speaker 2: my cheeks here guys, I've got some really big, hectic
Speaker 2: take up areas. And when you think about your face,
Speaker 2: those plumpy bits of your cheeks that when you're walking
Speaker 2: and the sun's directly ahead, it's hitting the cheeks, in
Speaker 2: the car, hitting the cheeks, it's a real prominent area.
Speaker 6: I also think, you know, one of the things that
Speaker 6: I think is probably the most scary in terms of
Speaker 6: you talking about your skin experience, is that I have
Speaker 6: never looked at your face or your skin and I
Speaker 6: see you every single day and thought, oh, that's something
Speaker 6: you should probably go get checked out. I've always looked
Speaker 6: at you and thought, God, brit has great skin. So
Speaker 6: the fact that the issues that you're having that are
Speaker 6: pre cancerous are things that you couldn't even necessarily see,
Speaker 6: I think for me that's so scary, and it was
Speaker 6: an even bigger reminder as to why you need to
Speaker 6: get your skin checked totally.
Speaker 4: We've got bread on thirteen one or six five. Hi, Brett,
Speaker 4: Welcome to the pick up mate.
Speaker 5: Hey Brett, thanks guys. He we are good.
Speaker 1: Good. You were listening last week, right?
Speaker 5: I was, yeah, And I've got to say, Britt, thanks
Speaker 5: for bringing it out, because I actually lost a couple
Speaker 5: of I lost a cousin and I lost an uncle,
Speaker 5: so Hugh' dad to melanoma. And this is dating back
Speaker 5: ten years ago now, so you would think that that
Speaker 5: would be wake up call that said go get to
Speaker 5: your skin check. But I had never ever got my
Speaker 5: skin check until I heard you go talking about it
Speaker 5: last week. So I just thought, you know what, this
Speaker 5: is the universe speaking to me. I've got to go
Speaker 5: go now, get it all sorted. And it turns out
Speaker 5: that they actually had some spots on me that were
Speaker 5: of concern. Wow, And they said we're going to take themselves.
Speaker 5: And then I think, I'm not sure what happens now,
Speaker 5: but they'd set off for a biopsy and they go
Speaker 5: from there. But yeah, it's just that wake up call
Speaker 5: to not even know that they were there, and then
Speaker 5: just hearing you talking about it last week just sort
Speaker 5: of yeah, buck it all up.
Speaker 3: I'm glad to hear that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And off the back of that, I put a
Speaker 2: bunch of stories up just overnight really highlighting what's happening
Speaker 2: to my skin at the moment, and some statistics, and
Speaker 2: over six thousand people overnight have said confirmed that off
Speaker 2: the back of talking about this they've booked their skin
Speaker 2: cancer checks, which is incredible, But isn't it crazy Brett
Speaker 2: to think that, like you had people that you knew
Speaker 2: that passed away and still for some reason it wasn't
Speaker 2: enough to go get checked, which I think a lot
Speaker 2: of Aussies sit there thinking this is something that happens
Speaker 2: to someone else, This is something that happens when you're
Speaker 2: in your sixties and your seventies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Age, I.
Speaker 5: Was probably just a bit too scared to even go
Speaker 5: had that conversation with the doctor and get my skin checked.
Speaker 5: And the ones I actually took were on my back
Speaker 5: ones that I couldn't even see, so yeah, they were there.
Speaker 1: Go get your skin checked.
Speaker 2: Well, I hope you get a good result from your
Speaker 2: biops in good luck with that. And if you're listening
Speaker 2: at home right now and you haven't booked in book
Speaker 2: your skin check. Ten minutes to book online to a
Speaker 2: skin cancer clinic and it could be the difference with
Speaker 2: saving your life.
Speaker 1: Well, and what are you're up next? That's all for us.
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Speaker 3: Guys, Hi, guys,