Speaker 1: People do some weird ship should in young people inhaling
Speaker 1: the gas from cooking canisters known as ma's to get high.
Speaker 2: Some feelings make more sense than others.
Speaker 3: Some don't.
Speaker 4: Everything for you. For my career on hold, I couldn't
Speaker 4: made anything if I'd had the talent.
Speaker 5: Bless yourself for observations.
Speaker 3: You didn't ask for his leadership.
Speaker 2: I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had.
Speaker 3: Well, good, just I'm still the black couple of Mitchies.
Speaker 2: One of us be Mitch and the other Mitchell. Just
Speaker 2: to make things easier.
Speaker 3: Your Midge, I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying.
Speaker 2: You always call me Mitchell. Oh no, he is Mitch
Speaker 2: Trulli and Mitchell koo.
Speaker 3: Well we're still here, Jean, Yes, we're still here.
Speaker 2: Jenna returns.
Speaker 5: Hi.
Speaker 2: Jenna Hi. Even though she's registering a thirty nine fever,
Speaker 2: she's still in. I'm still here.
Speaker 3: Don't even joke about any of us having symptoms.
Speaker 2: I don't have any. I just have a perpetual cough.
Speaker 2: You know me, I'm always coffin, even before COVID.
Speaker 3: Yes, So, as I glanced down at my log, what's
Speaker 3: coming up today, coughing fit chicken seems somewhat inappropriate, but god,
Speaker 3: I could do with some cheering up right now. It'll
Speaker 3: make me laugh.
Speaker 2: Hey, whoever's on the receiving end of this, and we
Speaker 2: won't reveal.
Speaker 3: Who No, no, we'll leave that till later on. But
Speaker 3: it's someone who is very near and dear to me.
Speaker 2: It's back, and let me tell you, I'm Fulmaal for me,
Speaker 2: I feel.
Speaker 3: Like, well, that's good as long as it's not a
Speaker 3: dry cough.
Speaker 2: No, it's not a dry cop there's a lot of
Speaker 2: moisture in there. There is.
Speaker 3: I don't want to think about your moist cough like.
Speaker 2: The Janolan caves in here. So I've got that ready
Speaker 2: to go. Okay, coughing fit chicken. That'll be fun, isn't
Speaker 2: Isn't the world crazy at the moment? Like what is
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 3: I know it's not a fun time.
Speaker 2: I want to do a little challenge quickly. Everyone opened your phones.
Speaker 2: I just got one as we speak, emails from ridiculous
Speaker 2: companies that I haven't had anything to do with for years,
Speaker 2: sending me their COVID nineteen updates. I've got one from
Speaker 2: BT super who I don't even bank with.
Speaker 1: I've got one from a poetist I went to five
Speaker 1: years ago. I have a nineteen update.
Speaker 2: I've got car sales COVID nineteen update.
Speaker 3: And they all seem to be the same thing. Really,
Speaker 3: just so you know, we use hand sanitizer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a pandemic. Please give us your money. I've
Speaker 2: got one from compare themarket dot com. Donn a you
Speaker 2: it's that little fucking micat Oh yeah, people daying careful
Speaker 2: seven days. Your hand symptoms include fever, look off, you'll
Speaker 2: die simple, Sorry, that's not funny.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm glad you're in good spirits. I'm in that
Speaker 3: point where I'm like, oh, we allowed to make jokes.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna be honest. It's a bit dark and
Speaker 2: the whole world's a bit creepy at the moment, So
Speaker 2: if we can just come on here and have a
Speaker 2: bit of fun. We're not laughing at it. We're just
Speaker 2: trying to take your brain away for like in well,
Speaker 2: what's meant to be thirty minutes but an hour of entertainment.
Speaker 3: I'm hoping that that's the case, because yeah, it's it's
Speaker 3: been a weird week, hasn't it. It really has cheer
Speaker 3: me up.
Speaker 2: For God's sake, I've got a hydroflask that cheer my
Speaker 2: week up.
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 2: It's like the it's this, it's the it's what everyone's
Speaker 2: talking about. It's one of those water bottles that keep
Speaker 2: things cool for twelve hours.
Speaker 3: Okay, is that a the highlight of your week?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: This grim times everyone grim times?
Speaker 2: Well, the golfing fits, the colving fit chicken will cheer
Speaker 2: you out. What else is on?
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's it just me each that we
Speaker 3: kick off with. That's how we do it every week.
Speaker 3: I suppose it's exactly right.
Speaker 2: It's something that we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 2: Mine this week is if you like RuPaul's Drag Race,
Speaker 2: and I am baffled that you don't watch this show.
Speaker 3: I just don't. It doesn't really interest me. I mean,
Speaker 3: good on them. They're clearly living their best lives and
Speaker 3: they're very good at what they do. I've always been
Speaker 3: impressed by drag yeah, and drag queens in general, but
Speaker 3: that reality show not my thing.
Speaker 2: That just takes a lot of boxes for you. Like,
Speaker 2: it's sassy, there's a lot of drama, and I love
Speaker 2: your drama and yes you do.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Oh you told me today that Jenna's hair looked too brown.
Speaker 3: I've never want to.
Speaker 2: Stir shit and Jenna, it doesn't don't you worry?
Speaker 3: Do they say to you when you get a job
Speaker 3: as a radio presenter, Hey, you need to make shit
Speaker 3: up on the spot and just fabricate absolute lies out
Speaker 3: of nowhere just so you have a story to Tell's
Speaker 3: what you don't have to say? Hell, a story for
Speaker 3: everything anyway?
Speaker 2: And is it just me? I'm gonna go second now
Speaker 2: because I've been so disheartened. You can start us off.
Speaker 2: What's your one for the week? Gives a teach?
Speaker 3: Well, you're about to find out, Dylan hit it.
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Are you endlessly impressed by people who are able to
Speaker 3: study online?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: God? Study at all? Really? Well?
Speaker 3: I find face to face learning sometimes effective if it's
Speaker 3: of interest to me, But studying online, no, hope. I've
Speaker 3: always thought like, people who can do that and maintain
Speaker 3: their focus and learn without a physical human showing them
Speaker 3: how to do it, I've always thought that's impressive, But
Speaker 3: now more than ever, with old mate coronavirus forcing everything online,
Speaker 3: I'm like, how do they not get distracted. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: teach a bloody social media class at the radio school.
Speaker 3: Do I now have to do that online? I have
Speaker 3: to be that teacher on the bloody zoom being like, now,
Speaker 3: everyone keep up with the PowerPoint all that stuff, and
Speaker 3: they record it so in case anyone needs to catch up,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh God, never show me that recording ever.
Speaker 5: Oh no.
Speaker 3: I actually got a message the other day from one
Speaker 3: of our listeners. Her name is Kath. She's doing online study,
Speaker 3: and she said that our podcast, Oh, she loves it
Speaker 3: and it helps her with her study. I was like,
Speaker 3: how can you do two things at once? I can
Speaker 3: barely focus on study when I'm trying to do it online,
Speaker 3: especially this show.
Speaker 2: We sound like a Buddy Boost Juice Blender four seven,
Speaker 2: Like I can't listen to it. I listen to our
Speaker 2: show every week, but I can't do it when I drive.
Speaker 3: Now I can do it when I drive. Are you
Speaker 3: really that bad I'm multitasking this show.
Speaker 2: I can't because I'm like I should have said this.
Speaker 2: I should have made fun of Jenny here. You know,
Speaker 2: in retrospect, I can't listen to this show.
Speaker 3: It sounds like you've got your own issues there my
Speaker 3: self doubt and critiquing yourself at.
Speaker 2: Anyway, and okay, it's a deeper, deeper cent of this shit.
Speaker 3: But then it made me think, yeah, like that's tricky,
Speaker 3: and yeah, there's stuff happening online, but imagine trying to
Speaker 3: do year twelve arguably the most stressful time in a
Speaker 3: young adult's life during this whole pandemic situation. And so
Speaker 3: I actually put it in our Facebook group. You might
Speaker 3: have seen. Our group is called Endurant Idiots. It's for
Speaker 3: our most loyal listeners only guys, and I wanted to
Speaker 3: hear from people trying to study online during all this
Speaker 3: coronavirus stuff. So we've got a couple of people on
Speaker 3: the line to tell us what they're up to. So
Speaker 3: let's go to Tom first. He's a year twelve student.
Speaker 3: Hate Tom hi Hey, Now, Year twelve, final year of
Speaker 3: high school. It comes with plenty of stress and anxiety
Speaker 3: as it is. How does it make you feel trying
Speaker 3: to juggle year twelve right now? And amongst all this madness.
Speaker 6: The hardest thing is that most of our assessments we
Speaker 6: just can't do them.
Speaker 3: You can't do your assessments?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we can't do so let's say just keeps going
Speaker 6: on my final examger in November. What if we can't
Speaker 6: go to school to fit them? And then like I've
Speaker 6: had to cancel next week's like three assessments because all
Speaker 6: of them you either have to like do lab work
Speaker 6: or you have to like present something to your teacher.
Speaker 2: Also you could just cheat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like the exam conditions are so strict, Like they
Speaker 3: don't even let you bring in the little cardboard bit
Speaker 3: that goes around an eraser in case you cheat if
Speaker 3: you're doing them from home, Like it just they just
Speaker 3: it wouldn't it wouldn't work.
Speaker 2: I have a clear pencil.
Speaker 1: You have to have everything in a clear case thing.
Speaker 3: See part of me thinks, oh cheering, you don't have
Speaker 3: to dor assessments, But then are they going to make
Speaker 3: you do assessments later? Have you been talking?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 6: Yet all doesn't know and I don't think the like
Speaker 6: order studies even knows what they're doing.
Speaker 2: So what's gonna happen with the U ten formal? Like
Speaker 2: are you just gonna all be twelve? What's going to
Speaker 2: happen the twelve formal? Also the ten students? I'm worried
Speaker 2: about everyone here, but are you going to have a
Speaker 2: formal You're all going to just get on house party
Speaker 2: or we'll be via TikTok. How's it going to work?
Speaker 6: Well, we just booked the venue for sixteenth of November,
Speaker 6: so we're like we're hoping, we're hoping we're done by then. Yeah,
Speaker 6: what rows me is that? Like say, like students in
Speaker 6: like rural areas, like they're not well resourced. How were
Speaker 6: they going to be able to cope with an online
Speaker 6: environment when like say they don't all have like stable
Speaker 6: access to like good internet at home.
Speaker 2: Or students with learning difficulties, like some people actually actually
Speaker 2: need aids. Like I've got an autistic cut and who
Speaker 2: goes to a special autistic school which is shut down,
Speaker 2: so now his mom my cousin looks after him. But
Speaker 2: it's like, I mean, how does that work if they
Speaker 2: need special education? But it's very early days, like we
Speaker 2: don't even know what's going on with the actual virus,
Speaker 2: let alone schools.
Speaker 3: So I know, wanting a subject is music? Isn't that
Speaker 3: a performance? Like what do you?
Speaker 2: What do you perform?
Speaker 6: So we're able to like perform to our family and
Speaker 6: submit recordings of that in the HC. You would have
Speaker 6: to do it like a board of examiners, but we
Speaker 6: just submit recording.
Speaker 2: Should I just be gaga stupid love and being like
Speaker 2: here it is with my family, they're all very weird.
Speaker 3: Enjoy but also imagine like someone's technologically challenged mum trying
Speaker 3: to send it in off her BlackBerry or something like, Oh,
Speaker 3: it's just riddled with things that could go wrong that surrenders.
Speaker 6: Hopefully like whatever I'm out on, I'll get like it
Speaker 6: a fault mark that was better than what my mark
Speaker 6: would have been.
Speaker 7: Anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm thinking that that might be the case, in
Speaker 3: which case, wa, a weight off your shoulders. That's what
Speaker 3: they did for me when I was in year ten
Speaker 3: and I was really sick and had lots of time
Speaker 3: of school, and when they instead of making me having
Speaker 3: to do the assessment and catch up and juggle, they
Speaker 3: just said, we're going to give you an estimation based
Speaker 3: off how you've performed in the past in these subjects. Oh,
Speaker 3: it was such a relief. I really hope that ends
Speaker 3: up being the case for people.
Speaker 2: What did you get, like like a hiatu or something?
Speaker 3: I can't remember. God, this is going years back. I'm
Speaker 3: here with you, so clearly I'm not excelling academic wise. Well, anyway,
Speaker 3: I hope you're not feeling too stressed. Stay safe. Huh.
Speaker 3: All right, thanks bitch, thanks so much. All right, you
Speaker 3: mentioned people who don't have resources in rural areas well.
Speaker 3: Up next, we've got Mel on the line. She's a
Speaker 3: UNI student in South Australia and she's doing a four
Speaker 3: year degree. But that four year degree is probably going
Speaker 3: to be even longer now she's the bloody coronavirus. So
Speaker 3: she's on the line. Now, Hey Mel, hi hallo, what
Speaker 3: do you study again?
Speaker 6: Mel?
Speaker 8: I study health science at the moment, so it was
Speaker 8: meant to be a four year degree. But yeah, with coronavirus,
Speaker 8: a lot of what I do is in the community,
Speaker 8: so obviously I can't go out into the community. Also,
Speaker 8: just the general study that we do is always with
Speaker 8: a partner, so obviously social distancing. I can't work with
Speaker 8: anyone else. So yeah, it's a little bit different.
Speaker 2: It's not the degree to have when there's a pandemic.
Speaker 3: Put it that way, No, not really. So what sort
Speaker 3: of stuff have they got you doing online? If you
Speaker 3: can't do group work, you can't do any track based
Speaker 3: stuff like what have they got you doing?
Speaker 8: So it's a lot of theory based stuff now, so God,
Speaker 8: it's quite ironic actually, because one of the things we're
Speaker 8: learning is how like viruses and things like social isolation
Speaker 8: can affect old people. Oh so it's topical. It's nothing
Speaker 8: else but increases depression, anxiety, things like that. But unfortunately,
Speaker 8: being in the country, we don't have as many resources,
Speaker 8: so I have to be home with pretty crappy internet.
Speaker 3: You speak in my language.
Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly. And then a few of the online classes
Speaker 8: and lectures not classes, sorry, that actually just cut out completely.
Speaker 2: SOI know, what if you're learning about open heart surgery,
Speaker 2: so then what you want to do is something.
Speaker 3: Half And how do you go with online stuff? Do
Speaker 3: you find it harder to focus?
Speaker 8: I am pretty self motivated.
Speaker 2: They're gonna have to rejig the education system. You're gonna
Speaker 2: have to get credits with it. You can't just do
Speaker 2: a six year cause like that's not how the world works.
Speaker 3: It could come to that. Who knows, God.
Speaker 8: Well, yeah, unfortunately we just don't know. And we have
Speaker 8: been recommended that we consider deferring.
Speaker 3: Would you do that possibly?
Speaker 8: But I mean it depends how long I have to
Speaker 8: defer for If I just defer for one semester, it's
Speaker 8: not quite so bad. But I mean if I'm deferring
Speaker 8: a whole year, that as a whole year under my core. Yeah,
Speaker 8: so it means that I can't be employed at the
Speaker 8: same time. So that's of course, but I can't be
Speaker 8: that I can't be employed as well.
Speaker 2: You're better off just binging Gray's Anatomy from season one
Speaker 2: to finish and you learn what you're going to doing
Speaker 2: that you.
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, actually have Well look, thanks for coming on
Speaker 3: mele happy happy theory, enjoying all that fun stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all the poor thing.
Speaker 3: I know, it's rough. God, it's just making everything that
Speaker 3: little bit harder, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I know, does she have a kid? Did you thinking
Speaker 2: she had a kid? Did you ever say.
Speaker 3: That you could have disasked her when she was Are
Speaker 3: you asking me? I'm not her, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe you asked her about her kid.
Speaker 1: She was just done.
Speaker 2: You could have what I thought, maybe is hard that
Speaker 2: actually should have asked sequish should call her back?
Speaker 3: I mean, if you want she sounded like she had
Speaker 3: a kid.
Speaker 2: Who wants to bet she has a kid?
Speaker 3: Go on, Yeah, I'm saying that she doesn't.
Speaker 2: I reckon, she's got one and one on the way.
Speaker 3: I feel like if she was rattling off of reasons
Speaker 3: of why it's difficult to juggle study at the moment,
Speaker 3: that would have been one of them. Anyway, what's your answer.
Speaker 1: I don't think she has.
Speaker 2: Think she's got one is expecting that's the bold claim. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 2: melt Sorry, it's Mitch, Mitch and Jenner again.
Speaker 3: I forgot to last.
Speaker 2: I wanted to know, do you have kids?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I told you, all right, thanks me, let you go. Okay. Oh, dear,
Speaker 3: I can't imagine trying to do that.
Speaker 2: Nor can I. That sounds like hell on earth. Did
Speaker 2: you ever have to do any online courses when you're
Speaker 2: at union or No?
Speaker 3: I mean I've tried them, like I said, but it's
Speaker 3: just way too hard. I can't focus. So I don't
Speaker 3: envy anyone at the moment.
Speaker 2: In that scenario, I auditioned for acting school via Skype
Speaker 2: and got in, which shows how good I am. If
Speaker 2: I was good over the medium of Skype.
Speaker 3: What did you have to do?
Speaker 2: I had to perform Daikowski Three Sisters. I was antov.
Speaker 3: Oh really, that's good.
Speaker 2: It's a brilliant Jenny. Have you read it? Of course
Speaker 2: you have your brothers with before you died.
Speaker 3: Three anyway, have you got something a bit brighter for it?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I do. Actually mine is well starts off dark, but
Speaker 2: then it gets nice.
Speaker 3: It's better get your fucking knife. You better not bediving
Speaker 3: false promises.
Speaker 2: Let's jump into my age. Is it just me? Does
Speaker 2: editing seem really hard?
Speaker 3: I'm glad you brought this up, and I actually.
Speaker 2: Didn't bring this to the table knowing that it win me.
Speaker 2: Brandy points with you too, because you are so pliant.
Speaker 3: I am an editor by trade. You are a little
Speaker 3: bit of acknowledgement. Wouldn't go with tray.
Speaker 2: You edit this show every week, and I'll be honest,
Speaker 2: when we first started, you were like, you do the
Speaker 2: panel stuff, which I barely do, and then you lad
Speaker 2: at the show.
Speaker 3: The irony is that the only editing I do to
Speaker 3: this show is when you stuff up the paneling, and
Speaker 3: often I don't even edit or correct you. Just what
Speaker 3: I want it out there, that you're rubbish to fame someone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it was really easy and I was wrong. Jenny.
Speaker 2: You're also an editor of sorts and I have I've
Speaker 2: been watching. I watch this show religiously and I know
Speaker 2: a lot of listeners to RuPaul's drag race.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, I'm.
Speaker 2: Shocked at you.
Speaker 3: You don't watch it, miss Yeah, so you've said.
Speaker 2: That's a story for another time, Jenna, have you ever
Speaker 2: seen this show?
Speaker 1: No, but everybody suggested it.
Speaker 2: It's very funny. It's so gay, and it's just nice
Speaker 2: to have a show that has in jokes about being
Speaker 2: gay and being in that world and they take the
Speaker 2: piece out of it, which is so much fun. They
Speaker 2: take the piss out of themselves. Are they just guys?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really nice to watch rather than some fucking
Speaker 2: straight couple finger bashing each other, big brother, It's nice
Speaker 2: to have some queer entertainment. Anyway. Here's where it gets
Speaker 2: a tad doug. On the latest season, season twelve, there's
Speaker 2: a contestant called sherry Pie great name right, She and
Speaker 2: he the man behind sherry Pye has recently been exposed
Speaker 2: as a sexual predator and they've been catfishing someone for
Speaker 2: years on a Gmail They've been pretending to be someone
Speaker 2: called Alison Mossy. Alison Mossi is a casting director from
Speaker 2: New York City who works with HBO, massive theater companies
Speaker 2: on the Broadway and wetst End. So he it's almost
Speaker 2: like me doing it to you. He would do it
Speaker 2: to his best friends. He'd go, Hey, this is someone's
Speaker 2: email that I know. Why don't you try and to
Speaker 2: link up with her?
Speaker 3: Oh right, yeah, I think this was recent. I saw
Speaker 3: some controversy about this all over Twitter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's blowing up. It's huge anyway, so big in fact,
Speaker 2: that they have edited this person out of season twelve
Speaker 2: of Rupules Drag Race Problems. It works is it's all
Speaker 2: pre filmed in twenty nineteen, and she's in the top
Speaker 2: four allegedly, that's what everyone says.
Speaker 3: So you're not up to that point yet.
Speaker 2: No, we're only up to episode two of like nineteen episodes.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think logistically how that would work to
Speaker 3: edit a whole person out, so they were there at
Speaker 3: the start, like they introduced them to everyone.
Speaker 2: Is one of the contestants, yeap, And you can tell
Speaker 2: because the show is infamous for shady edits or someone
Speaker 2: who does well that they edit out because they don't
Speaker 2: want them to win, or someone who is going to
Speaker 2: win they put in heaps, and this character was in
Speaker 2: so much of episode one, so much of episode two,
Speaker 2: Episode three just dropped. Barely are mentioned.
Speaker 3: He's vanished.
Speaker 2: They vanished, and at the start they do a little
Speaker 2: precursor like in light of Sherry Pie's announcement and the
Speaker 2: allegations VH one ripples drag Race have decided to disqualify
Speaker 2: her from the competition, which insinuates she doesn't go home
Speaker 2: because otherwise she just if she went out in week four,
Speaker 2: they wouldn't have to, you know, disqualify it.
Speaker 3: I remember they did the same for Kyle Sandalands when
Speaker 3: he said something controversial back on the radio and was
Speaker 3: fired from Australian Idol. But they pre recorded the auditions
Speaker 3: a few months earlier, so this thing on screen that says, FYI,
Speaker 3: Kyle's been fired, but he's still in all this pre
Speaker 3: recorded stuff. He won't be in the live shows.
Speaker 2: Because the finale Dragon.
Speaker 3: But they've actually gone to the trouble of editing the
Speaker 3: person out.
Speaker 2: Yes, but they do so well that she's in so
Speaker 2: many storylines, which is how the show works because people
Speaker 2: lean on each other and they get help. Problem is
Speaker 2: with this show that it has such scrutiny on it
Speaker 2: already and the gap obviously. Gay people like are very
Speaker 2: like once someone's canceled, they're done. Like this cherry Pie,
Speaker 2: we can't even watch it. The drama is right. They
Speaker 2: accidentally released an unedited version to Australia and New Zealand
Speaker 2: and send the edited version everywhere else in the world.
Speaker 2: So me and hate them were watching on Sunday and
Speaker 2: we'll jeez, it's uncomfortable. She's featuring quite a lot in
Speaker 2: the episode. Then she won the challenge and we we
Speaker 2: were like, what's going on and they were giving her praise,
Speaker 2: and then we went on Reddit and they were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we accidentally sent the unedited to the original episode to Australia.
Speaker 2: That's what I mean. I have so much, so much
Speaker 2: admiration for what you guys.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine how they would have if they won
Speaker 3: the competition. How would they have changed that episode? The
Speaker 3: ending where they've have to reshot it. God, that's just well.
Speaker 2: The finale is live, so they'll be your top three
Speaker 2: and she just won't be there, so they'll be two.
Speaker 2: It's just a mess.
Speaker 1: Don't sound like episode the American version.
Speaker 2: No, I watched this a side by side comparison where
Speaker 2: they just cut her out and all you see is
Speaker 2: like an arm or a hand or you're right, there's
Speaker 2: like a laugh because she's like the way drag queens
Speaker 2: work is like you know, out there personality. So she's
Speaker 2: doing a lot. It's almost like you're editing me out
Speaker 2: of a whole episode. Like I talk half as much
Speaker 2: as you.
Speaker 3: I mean, it wouldn't make any sense, but I could
Speaker 3: do it. Diause these mics. They all record clean feeds,
Speaker 3: so obviously this is like the mixed recordings. All three
Speaker 3: mics mix into one file. God, that's it's a lot
Speaker 3: easier to manipulate audio, let me tell you, because the
Speaker 3: TV show will be so tricky.
Speaker 2: Are they like editing tools? Like is there a how
Speaker 2: does what do you have at your disposal?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't but like I said, I
Speaker 3: don't do much to this show, but like there's some
Speaker 3: things that I do. Have I shown you my reactions
Speaker 3: my reactions folder? No, okay, So this is something that
Speaker 3: I learned from one of the Carl and jackio audio
Speaker 3: producers because that's what I do for my actual job
Speaker 3: is I do Carl and Jack's videos for online and
Speaker 3: I don't do a lot of this type of editing
Speaker 3: for our show, like the main show, you don't want
Speaker 3: to actually manipulate what someone is saying. But let's just
Speaker 3: say for a cut down, so like you know, how
Speaker 3: you might hear a thirty second promo, or like the
Speaker 3: videos that I post online might be two minutes long. Yeap,
Speaker 3: that segment could have gone for ten minutes. So if
Speaker 3: I'm trying to cut down ten minutes into two minutes,
Speaker 3: I need a lot of what I like to call
Speaker 3: bridges to sometimes blend two sentences that weren't actually said
Speaker 3: one after the other. And so sometimes in our yar
Speaker 3: hold on, sometimes in our videos, like let's just say
Speaker 3: you said a really long sentence, like I don't know,
Speaker 3: say a ten second sentence right now.
Speaker 2: I bought a hydroflask, and it's a great investment for
Speaker 2: my future. My mum has one, my dad has one.
Speaker 2: Mine's the smaller one, but I got it because proportionate
Speaker 2: to my body, it looks teeny tiny.
Speaker 3: But let's just say I wanted that sentence to start
Speaker 3: at proportionate to my body, so I would insert a
Speaker 3: breath that I have isolated from your clean feed. So
Speaker 3: it goes proportionate to my body, so it sounds like
Speaker 3: the start of a sentence, even though even though I'm
Speaker 3: making you start in the middle. I'll show you. Actually,
Speaker 3: I've got all your breaths my weekiness. Okay, this is
Speaker 3: going to sound really weird to you, but for editors,
Speaker 3: it's like a completely normal thing. Hold on, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: put this. I'm gonna put this microphone. Can you turn
Speaker 3: this one on?
Speaker 2: It's on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So this is I just put them down to
Speaker 3: my max speaker. So this one, I've got two breaths
Speaker 3: for you. There's one at a start of a sentence,
Speaker 3: and then this one is you mid sentence. And then
Speaker 3: I've also got laughs for all of us in case.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't put these in the actual show because it
Speaker 3: just makes it sound unnatural. But for like a video
Speaker 3: or something where i'm trying to make it shorter, let's
Speaker 3: just say I want it to end on a high.
Speaker 3: I might insert a laugh of yours. And I've got
Speaker 3: plenty to choose from.
Speaker 2: I've got the options.
Speaker 3: Cheury two has, cheery five hars, Chewy nine hars. Yeah,
Speaker 3: do you know it's really weird. I'm going to give
Speaker 3: you a challenge. Every time I'm trying to find the
Speaker 3: appropriate laugh to you try and do it. Every time
Speaker 3: I'm trying to find the appropriate one. I'm listening to
Speaker 3: them all in my headphones. You can't not listen to
Speaker 3: them without getting like a grid on your face, like
Speaker 3: you just automatically smile. So ready, everyone get their bitch
Speaker 3: face on. I'm going to start playing through all their laughs. Okay, ready,
Speaker 3: and just see if you can do it without smiling.
Speaker 3: So we've got coombs huh, coombs fed up what I
Speaker 3: call it. That's why I called it Coomb's big laugh
Speaker 3: medium laugh cooms off.
Speaker 2: Mike.
Speaker 3: Look at you. You're grinning like a little idiot over there.
Speaker 2: This is the peak of my sense of here. This
Speaker 2: is hilarious.
Speaker 3: Coombs. Wheeze, I've got a bunch of wheezes. Cheery yeah, gentle, Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 3: well you've already failed the challenge, gentle. So these are
Speaker 3: things that because we've done what is this twenty one
Speaker 3: twenty one show? Yeah, sometimes like as I go along,
Speaker 3: I'll think, oh, that was a great laugh. That put
Speaker 3: it aside in case I need it. It's something that
Speaker 3: I've worked on gradually. But you would be so surprised, like,
Speaker 3: you never know, one day I might just need myself
Speaker 3: to agree with you. Oh okay, at the time, I
Speaker 3: wasn't listening to what you were saying, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I better slip that into the video or whatever.
Speaker 2: Do you have anything? Do anything for Jenna.
Speaker 3: I've got Jenna whimper because that's really all she does. Anyway,
Speaker 3: here's a question for you.
Speaker 5: Is this podcast better than listening to fingernails on a chalkboard?
Speaker 5: If you answered yes, you should leave a five star
Speaker 5: rating on the Apple podcast app.
Speaker 3: You're listening to.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Good thing to me?
Speaker 2: I can't do that.
Speaker 3: Is that the first time you've heard that? I haven't
Speaker 3: heard a sweep Yeah, that's a new one.
Speaker 2: Very well done.
Speaker 3: It was quite Visceral had a little recording session with
Speaker 3: our mate Bradley. It's got a whole bunch of those
Speaker 3: coming up. I'm such a sick fuck. I googled the
Speaker 3: top ten most unpleasant sounds and.
Speaker 2: That was one of them. Yeah, I've got a bunch.
Speaker 3: Of sweepers with those. I'm so cruel. I just thought
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 2: I felt my heart started for you know what else
Speaker 2: does the exact same thing to me getting a paddle
Speaker 2: pop getting a paddle pop steer. I'm putting it between
Speaker 2: your teeth, and.
Speaker 3: Oh god, who can fit between your teeth.
Speaker 2: When you have a When you have a paddle popstick,
Speaker 2: you finished it and you bite down on the on
Speaker 2: the wood, it makes the nerves in my teeth absolutely cringe.
Speaker 3: Oh I thought you meant putting it in like the
Speaker 3: tooth gap. I was like, oh god, that right.
Speaker 2: You know what I do though, I get a bat
Speaker 2: once I eat something, I'll get the corner of a
Speaker 2: bag of chips and I'll use that to pick my teeth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm same with like the corner of the.
Speaker 2: Business cards too nice to be. I'm speaking of reviews.
Speaker 2: We've got a lovely one, says brilliant coming from redacted.
Speaker 2: Not my cup of tea.
Speaker 3: Oh my old podcast.
Speaker 2: She needs to listen to that not being relaunched. Probably
Speaker 2: will have a reunion party.
Speaker 3: Rebranded called Snitty Committee. Everyone check it out.
Speaker 2: What is it? Shitty Committee?
Speaker 3: Schnitty Committee. I'm not really sure what the whole shutdown
Speaker 3: of pubs is going to mean for Snitty Committee will
Speaker 3: carry on. We'll probably uber eats or something.
Speaker 2: You heard it, Shitty Committee.
Speaker 3: Snitky.
Speaker 2: So at first I wasn't sure because my heart was broken.
Speaker 2: Pushed through and binged every episode. I now love mondays
Speaker 2: in between episodes. I really listened to old episodes.
Speaker 3: That's sweet.
Speaker 2: I feel like I have besties in all of you,
Speaker 2: like the Saddle Club.
Speaker 3: That nice, and.
Speaker 2: She says, Mitchell Coombs content idea. Please do a tutorial
Speaker 2: on how to make your coffee scrub or so I
Speaker 2: always wash my legs to me. I love you, guys,
Speaker 2: love Andy. I totally fan girl. If you talked about
Speaker 2: this review on the podcast Andy, we love You.
Speaker 3: I never I forgot that I mentioned that I make
Speaker 3: my own coffee scrub. Hopefully no one's panic bought the
Speaker 3: ingredients you need. I can do that on the show.
Speaker 3: That'll be fun.
Speaker 2: She was weird about that. My boyfriend Hayden said the
Speaker 2: exact same thing last week. Well, he said, you know what,
Speaker 2: I really want Mitch Combs's recipe for.
Speaker 3: Coffee scrub, really because I just mentioned that in passing
Speaker 3: and then's funny the things people pick up on.
Speaker 2: It's one of those weird things, like if someone want
Speaker 2: passed us and said, oh, I'll give you my recipe
Speaker 2: for making you know, coca cola. You you make coca cola.
Speaker 2: No one else makes coffee scrub.
Speaker 3: Well, I actually ran out of store bought coffee scrub
Speaker 3: that someone gave me the gift, and so I put
Speaker 3: on Instagram being like, hey, does anyone know any good
Speaker 3: coffee scrub brands? And everyone just applied make your own, dickhead.
Speaker 3: It's easy as so googled it and it's like embarrassingly easy.
Speaker 3: I'll do it. Do you want to do it? Next week?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: This week?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm feeling a bit flamy. So do you think
Speaker 2: it's time to jump into one of our most infamous segments?
Speaker 3: My word, I do.
Speaker 2: Now it's time for.
Speaker 5: Another round of coughing fit Chicken.
Speaker 3: Cobbing fit Chicken. And the game is you call someone
Speaker 3: break out into a cobbing fit, and it's a game
Speaker 3: of who hangs up first. So far they've hung up twice,
Speaker 3: so ben Fordham the first one, and Bunnings they hung up.
Speaker 3: And then you chickened out on the one that we
Speaker 3: did to Bustleton Library because you actually, even though I
Speaker 3: bother you into these things, you don't really like doing
Speaker 3: brank calls when you make other people have views that uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: My incessant need to be liked by everyone just does
Speaker 2: not mix with this segment because people instantly hate me.
Speaker 2: I don't like it. I really don't like it, but
Speaker 2: I just have a MICUs cough.
Speaker 3: So people had a good sense of humor about it,
Speaker 3: because we usually call them back and explain what the
Speaker 3: hell that was about?
Speaker 2: Yeah, which I think we even included the permission we
Speaker 2: got from the bunn inside. She thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 2: Is so funny?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was, Maie. I'm very excited about this because
Speaker 3: the person that I'm daring you to call is Cheryl
Speaker 3: and Barnes. Are you familiar with her?
Speaker 2: Actually? She is?
Speaker 3: Oh, just I adore her. I cherish her. She's the
Speaker 3: funniest person ever. She's a YouTuber. She's all across Facebook
Speaker 3: and stuff. The chances are you've seen a viral video
Speaker 3: of hers, even if you don't recognize there my name.
Speaker 2: How old is she?
Speaker 3: She's sixty four, I believe woman in Western Sydney. If
Speaker 3: you've never heard of Cheryl and Barnes. One of her
Speaker 3: most popular things on YouTube is her moles at the
Speaker 3: Mall story time. I've got a little taste of what
Speaker 3: they sound like. He's one of those.
Speaker 4: I was meant to be meeting up with mane of
Speaker 4: my girlfriends, Kay, I'll get a phone call from Kay.
Speaker 4: I picked it up and I said, Kay, where are you?
Speaker 4: And she has cherylin I'm so sorry. I hate to
Speaker 4: do this. I can't come and I thought, you fucking
Speaker 4: I said why, I'm here waiting for you, and she said, Louis, Louis.
Speaker 4: He's not moving and I said, who's fucking Louie. She
Speaker 4: goes the dog. The dog's got in the pan tree.
Speaker 4: He's not moving and I said, what do you Maybe
Speaker 4: it's not moving and she goes, he's eating chocolate and
Speaker 4: she goes, I'm not going to be able to come down.
Speaker 4: So next time she wants up, sorry, let's see, because
Speaker 4: that's bullshit. But I was at the mall. I went
Speaker 4: outside into the the our frescoes. In the middle there's
Speaker 4: like this fountain and the little girl she's jumping around
Speaker 4: in it, splashing around, having fun. So I looked around
Speaker 4: and there's his mother taking her clothes off, two or
Speaker 4: other kids, and then they run in the fountain as well,
Speaker 4: and they're playing and splashing and carrying it on making
Speaker 4: a racket, and I said, I first charming and then
Speaker 4: she goes I know, I just thought, yeah, hysterical downn
Speaker 4: Japanarine fack insane. Take the kids to the pools Scabby Beach.
Speaker 4: What if every bastard in the whole more wait and
Speaker 4: let their kids jump in the fountain? They'd be breaking bones.
Speaker 4: You know, there's not enough room. You can't have one
Speaker 4: set of rules for everyone else and then your kids
Speaker 4: can go and play in the fucking fountain. No, that's bullshit.
Speaker 3: So those moles at the mall rants can often go
Speaker 3: for twenty to thirty minutes like they go on and
Speaker 3: they are my favorite thing in the world.
Speaker 2: And if you're wondering what the break is that she's
Speaker 2: doing it, she's smoking.
Speaker 3: Yes, she smokes the whole time. It's brilliant. But I've
Speaker 3: told her that we're just going to be doing an
Speaker 3: interview on the podcast, okay, and so she doesn't realize
Speaker 3: what it's going to be. I don't believe she's listened
Speaker 3: to this show. So I'm hoping that she doesn't flip
Speaker 3: out at you, because, like you just heard, she is
Speaker 3: prone to playing the victim a little bit. As much
Speaker 3: as I love her. That's kind of all she does,
Speaker 3: so she might not see the humor in it.
Speaker 2: She might make a video of this. Two down the
Speaker 2: phone line, let's blew my NBN.
Speaker 3: Hopefully it'll be come to that.
Speaker 2: So we're going to ring it as if you're you're
Speaker 2: going to start with me and then you're going to just.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, let's do it that way. We'll start the
Speaker 3: interview and then you ask like the first question, and
Speaker 3: then you just start coughing, and then I will just
Speaker 3: second silent. Let's start that up, now, shall we.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go. Okay, make sure you start with me.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 3: There, there she is, Chryln Barnes. Welcome to Its just me. Hello,
Speaker 3: I'm so good, darl and it's been a while since
Speaker 3: I've heard your voice.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I had, and I was joy last Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's right, we spoke to her. Sorry, this is my
Speaker 3: new co host, Mitch wet Charylyn.
Speaker 2: He asked the other. I'm good. I'm a big fan
Speaker 2: of yours, I really am. I still live in your area,
Speaker 2: but now i'm you know, in the South, I'm in
Speaker 2: the Shire, but I'm a big fan of your work.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's how I feel about the Shi too. Yeah.
Speaker 3: We spoke to cheryln on Not My Cup of Tea
Speaker 3: a while back, and it's because she hadn't done videos
Speaker 3: for a while and I was like, where have you
Speaker 3: been mates? And we got her on the air and
Speaker 3: she was going through a bit of a rough patch.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I loved it. It was bushfires and bog rolls.
Speaker 3: It was a great one.
Speaker 2: Nice. Well. I have to say, Cheryl, I'm a big
Speaker 2: fan of your video series. My favorite one is It's
Speaker 2: When You Sorry, That's when you got the you got
Speaker 2: the death and and I think it was the mashed
Speaker 2: Potato that you You're right? Are you still there?
Speaker 4: Charyon?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm good. Sorry, you know, it's just it's
Speaker 2: not COVID, right.
Speaker 7: Make sure you're not sitting on top of him, are you?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, I'm just you know what is
Speaker 2: my He's had a sniffle And I think I was
Speaker 2: with her for last I think I got a bit.
Speaker 3: Anyway, you were saying, you were asking.
Speaker 2: Sorry, asking Chryln about the mash potato. Sorry, I'm here, sorry,
Speaker 2: mit your mind. How do you make the devon and
Speaker 2: the in the mashed potato rolls? Why don't you give
Speaker 2: us a little little on air demo.
Speaker 7: You just you decide, the waller guy.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Sharylon, I'm not many. I'm gonna have some have
Speaker 2: some water. I'm gonna have some water.
Speaker 7: You did know to get bloody tasted.
Speaker 2: That's some water. Sorry, this has come through me. I am.
Speaker 7: Are you hello?
Speaker 2: Sorry? You know what? I need some bead to do,
Speaker 2: don't we am? I I am anmating.
Speaker 7: I am make joke getting me papa.
Speaker 2: I put a red one and I've got a blue one.
Speaker 2: What I was a baby. I was in one of
Speaker 2: the inca cribs, a little incubator, and I was unventile
Speaker 2: and at least ka twelve right anyway, how I'm in
Speaker 2: the studio. I'm in the studio. It's the air con.
Speaker 2: It's probably the air con. How's how's the YouTube going down?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 7: Trying to do a YouTube just before it was I
Speaker 7: was getting a bit nervous because I have been done
Speaker 7: it for a while. So I'll continue doing it tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good. What was it?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: What are you trying to film?
Speaker 2: Sorry? What's the title? What's the vibe?
Speaker 7: I needn't know with the totals, just you know, no
Speaker 7: I did get a call back.
Speaker 2: We'll call you, We'll call you back. Sorry, it's just
Speaker 2: really out of character for me.
Speaker 3: Oh you're going to hang up and she's gone. You've
Speaker 3: already see that was kind of wind but kind of
Speaker 3: not because three minutes and two seconds with how long
Speaker 3: you went for. But now you're even so you've hung
Speaker 3: up just as many times as you've been hung up on.
Speaker 3: We have your second chicken out. Sorry, it's all a
Speaker 3: bit coffin. King's gone week.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm a bit lightheaded. I'm not even joking. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have to go.
Speaker 3: We should call cheryln back.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't you? Should we call in? Maybe?
Speaker 3: No, let's do it now, turn that up, No worries,
Speaker 3: it's good.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I think I coughed something loose in my brain?
Speaker 2: Did you roll back the footage? Everything you two just
Speaker 2: said was mush.
Speaker 3: We shouldn't do this thingment anymore if it's causing you issues.
Speaker 3: You told me last time that you had back pain
Speaker 3: after coughing pitchicken, and now you're telling me that you're
Speaker 3: lightheaded and it's causing memory loss. Maybe you're not fit
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 2: It Really the problem is it hurts my brain at
Speaker 2: the back.
Speaker 3: Okay, No, we shouldn't do it anymore.
Speaker 2: She was such a she was such a jam taller back. Okay,
Speaker 2: what's the landline?
Speaker 3: You can tell hello, syl mentioned Mitch.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry he put me up to it. I
Speaker 2: didn't want to do that.
Speaker 3: So it's a it's a segment we do, Charylyn. It's
Speaker 3: called coughing fit Chicken, Mitch. You can explain it basically, Cherylon.
Speaker 2: I don't smoke. I've never had a smoke in my life.
Speaker 2: It just I've had one actually gave me a severe nosebleed.
Speaker 2: But I have this awful emphasym cough. So what we
Speaker 2: do is we prank call Friends of the Show a
Speaker 2: celebrity guests, and I just just yeah, we were I
Speaker 2: just coughed down the line until either you hang up
Speaker 2: or I'm too embarrassed and I hang up.
Speaker 7: We'll do this cool.
Speaker 2: It's funny on the internet. You'd know you're a YouTuber.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I don't do it. I don't paint paper
Speaker 7: I know, you know paper drop and dates from Corona. Don't.
Speaker 2: Yes, I do. And I actually said to me before
Speaker 2: this said, maybe it's not the appropriate time.
Speaker 3: Guy said that actually.
Speaker 7: Someone in chamble Chair. What do I know they've got Well,
Speaker 7: I don't know, but there's someone in camble cham what's
Speaker 7: got it?
Speaker 3: Really, dear?
Speaker 7: Now, that's not funny. I'm ACRONI casimitic. Do you know
Speaker 7: that I'm at a high risk of getting it?
Speaker 2: Are you? Actually? Well, I'm an asthmatic too, Sherylyn, so
Speaker 2: I can rite.
Speaker 7: Actually, so I'm not getting an interview with you.
Speaker 2: Stay, No, we still can, my god.
Speaker 3: Well, if it makes you feel any bit of Sherylyn,
Speaker 3: you won. He chickened out, so he's the one that
Speaker 3: hung up on you, which means that technically you won.
Speaker 3: If that that's any.
Speaker 7: Consolation, I'll sound the winner of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you won that round a corp and fit chicken.
Speaker 7: Okay, that's good.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 3: I really do want to know, though, what the latest
Speaker 3: YouTube you're working on is. You mentioned that.
Speaker 7: I really want to hope, but we do try and
Speaker 7: start at full fucking john.
Speaker 3: Can you at least tell me when to expect it,
Speaker 3: because I need new Sharyln in my life with all
Speaker 3: the downtime I've got.
Speaker 7: Well, I was trying to do it before, I wasn't
Speaker 7: feeling it before. Days Well, maybe Friday, maybe Monday.
Speaker 3: Who knows, right, Okay, so by the time this podcast
Speaker 3: drops it could be out well, who knows. Okay. Well,
Speaker 3: there's plenty of videos for people, even if they're not
Speaker 3: going to look for the new one. There's plenty of
Speaker 3: old stuff to binge. How do people find your YouTube?
Speaker 7: You can day you know, on the neck? Yeah, www
Speaker 7: dot YouTube dot com. Flash, and then there's eight different
Speaker 7: YouTube there's like a different paid what you put after that?
Speaker 7: But I don't know, almost buy but you can book
Speaker 7: share them brands after that and they're not all be great.
Speaker 3: It's not SHERYLN. Barnes a you is that Facebook?
Speaker 7: No, it's just a Facebook start. But I've got a
Speaker 7: TikTok start.
Speaker 2: Do you what's it called?
Speaker 7: TikTok?
Speaker 3: TikTok's the new thing. Hey, I'm on there as well
Speaker 3: and I'm having a lot of fun with it. What
Speaker 3: is your tics? I already follow you, CHERYLN. I'm not
Speaker 3: sure if you follow me back though, Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 7: Not sure if I follow you back.
Speaker 2: CHERYLN. You followed me on Twitter, and let me tell you,
Speaker 2: that was a very exciting day for me. And you've
Speaker 2: even retweeted some of my stuff. I think it's very
Speaker 2: nice that you support us. I genuinely appreciate having you.
Speaker 2: That's why I felt so bad.
Speaker 7: I don't know in your bane. Yeah, as long as
Speaker 7: you know, it's not always just tippy chip into the
Speaker 7: jeweler peep, so one day you have to do it
Speaker 7: to me as well.
Speaker 2: Very true.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I do follow you on TikTok, Cheryl, and everyone
Speaker 3: should get on board.
Speaker 2: To what's that? What does it mean?
Speaker 7: Follow the TikTok start deciding to you as well. I've
Speaker 7: got every single start, but you can get pretty much.
Speaker 2: What's for dinner? You're cooking anything? Or no? A bit disheartened?
Speaker 2: Did you get any toilet paper? Have you been around
Speaker 2: at the shops?
Speaker 7: Still none?
Speaker 4: Still?
Speaker 5: None?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 2: How's your cat? What's your cat's name? Again?
Speaker 7: I Neil Neil? If the others are dead?
Speaker 3: Are they all nor Angel and Faggy and Saggy. There's
Speaker 3: the whole YouTube about that too.
Speaker 2: You've got I've just got a fan question. She has
Speaker 2: to ask those little masks in the background of your
Speaker 2: I think it's living room that you film your videos?
Speaker 2: How did you make those? I've always wanted to know.
Speaker 2: Did you buy them?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: They do you remember Clint oh Clean, crazy Clean.
Speaker 7: It's like, oh yeah, yeah, I got it from Clean.
Speaker 3: Do they still have Clinth where you live.
Speaker 7: No, they don't.
Speaker 6: It's gone.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 7: Clint crazy bag and then it be kind of clink
Speaker 7: wear hair or something, and now it's gone.
Speaker 3: What a shame. I'd have fond memories of cleanse.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Well, you got your interview and I am I'm
Speaker 2: very sorry again, that's just that.
Speaker 7: We'll have to do it another time, do a real one.
Speaker 7: I don't want you to just do it out of
Speaker 7: pity at the end because you made me look like
Speaker 7: an idiot. I want a real crack of one and
Speaker 7: we can talk about every single thing what I do.
Speaker 3: I can't wait. We'll have to when this bloody Corona
Speaker 3: man this is over, Cheryl, and we'll have to get
Speaker 3: you in the studio. Are you Are you far from
Speaker 3: North Ride in Sydney.
Speaker 7: I'm not sure. We'll have to figure it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll get you a cap charge though we'll pay
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, we'll do that then.
Speaker 2: All right, Chees, what's a pleasure having you on?
Speaker 7: Thanks since saying mate? Alright, Jeff, Now.
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Speaker 3: With all this Corona stuff, all the extra free time,
Speaker 3: you've got nothing better to do than binge our show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go back and listen to some of the best bits.
Speaker 2: You know what. We're still in studio now. We're social distancing.
Speaker 2: We're a one point five meters allegedly apart. Next week,
Speaker 2: who knows off we might get.
Speaker 3: Shown where we're taking each week as it comes. We
Speaker 3: do have I don't know if we told you this, Jenna,
Speaker 3: but we have a backup show planned if we aren't
Speaker 3: allowed to come into the studio anymore. We do, like,
Speaker 3: we have a whole plan for if we have to
Speaker 3: go into isolation, like well, we've got it mapped out
Speaker 3: where we'll all be doing it from home but also
Speaker 3: a safe distance apart. You guys are come over in
Speaker 3: my place. It'll be great.
Speaker 2: It's like a little doomsday preps.
Speaker 3: I almost hope it happens too.
Speaker 2: I actually think it'd be fun.
Speaker 1: No, I don't like it.
Speaker 3: Well, you've beat You're heavily in it.
Speaker 2: Jenna, you've got your own segment that week.
Speaker 3: If you pull the pin, were fucked? Yep, okay, I'll
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 2: You've been very quiet this week? Is that fever?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 2: God? We love you?
Speaker 9: All right.
Speaker 2: We'll be pumping out episodes every week until.
Speaker 3: We're don't forget every month new? Is it just me?
Speaker 2: That's all right. We'll see you next Monday.
Speaker 3: So so thanks listening, guys, Bye bye bye. Welcome to
Speaker 3: ad Debrief. This is our secret segment. We pretend that
Speaker 3: the show is over, hoping most people tune out and
Speaker 3: stop listening because this is where we go rogue. We're
Speaker 3: not really proud of this section of the show. Ideally
Speaker 3: people aren't listening. If you're listening right now, fuck off?
Speaker 3: What are you doing here? I told you to go away?
Speaker 2: Piece off.
Speaker 3: The idea is that I don't want family members hearing
Speaker 3: because I sometimes overshare in this section. But as it
Speaker 3: turns out, it doesn't work. My sister messaged me and said,
Speaker 3: oh I heard everything you had to say about gay
Speaker 3: porn last week and add breeth So that was that
Speaker 3: was good?
Speaker 2: Oh shit, that was good. We just speak a lot
Speaker 2: about gay porn, didn't we.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you another thing that we spoke about
Speaker 3: last week. You might not remember this. I've put a
Speaker 3: little recap over there. See how it says last week.
Speaker 3: Grab on your screen that one. So you said something
Speaker 3: during add brief last week that I would like to address.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm just trying to find it. I've moved everything,
Speaker 2: al I.
Speaker 3: Should have color coded it. I'm so sorry. It actually
Speaker 3: does threst me out that you don't color code that screen,
Speaker 3: because I that's how my brain works. Like when I
Speaker 3: used the panel, not my cup of tea, I knew
Speaker 3: that openers were all red, grabs all yellow, and I
Speaker 3: would like color coad each segment, and I know exactly
Speaker 3: what to look for.
Speaker 2: I'm like a labrador. Everything's going.
Speaker 3: You sit there and you read every single little thing
Speaker 3: going Jim, Jim cherylne open at night? Which one?
Speaker 2: Can we move on because I haven't opened the lines yet.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's here's what happened last week.
Speaker 2: Was your sister congratulations pregnant or something? What did something happen?
Speaker 2: She put something an announcement on Facebook, and I congratulated her.
Speaker 2: Her baby got its christening or something. I swear. Did
Speaker 2: she name the baby when it was.
Speaker 3: Something that happened with your She's got a three year
Speaker 3: old and a one year old, they're both named.
Speaker 2: Did it say its first words?
Speaker 3: No, shit, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Other I literally messaged it saying congratulations to come.
Speaker 3: So she also heard that as well as the gay
Speaker 3: pauncha and she messaged me to offer some clarification. What
Speaker 3: you commented on saying congratulations was something that I don't
Speaker 3: know about you, Jenna. I don't think it's appropriate to
Speaker 3: congratulate someone on I don't think that's something that you
Speaker 3: need to tell someone congratulations. She posted a video of
Speaker 3: her daughter, my little niece Anna.
Speaker 2: I've met her, we're friends.
Speaker 3: She posted a video of her walking for the first.
Speaker 2: Time, beautiful milestone moment.
Speaker 3: And you commented congrats, Nicole. Is that something that you
Speaker 3: congratulate the parent on?
Speaker 1: No, oh, your child's I thought your child would more congratulations.
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: I'll read you the conversation. Actually, I'll find the message
Speaker 3: to myself.
Speaker 2: A lot of you. I was being nothing but nice
Speaker 2: to your sister, of whom I've met once and we
Speaker 2: had a great relationship.
Speaker 3: But she says to me, I'm not sure what he
Speaker 3: thought was going on, that he needed to congratulate me,
Speaker 3: And then she said, I've never had someone congratulate me
Speaker 3: because my child did something almost every human does at
Speaker 3: some point. And then I wrote back, he's such an
Speaker 3: ass licker and wants everyone to think he's super nice.
Speaker 3: I bet he didn't even look at what the post was.
Speaker 3: He just saw it and as a reflex, Oh, he's
Speaker 3: an opportunity for someone to think I'm really nice. Just
Speaker 3: commented on it because he thought it was the right
Speaker 3: thing to do. She goes, ha, Yeah, I couldn't work
Speaker 3: it out if he was taking the piss out of
Speaker 3: me or if he didn't read the post.
Speaker 2: You know what, I try to do something nice, and
Speaker 2: that was a genuine comment that I wrote.
Speaker 3: The congrats and the cale because your child walks.
Speaker 2: Because of you.
Speaker 3: Of course I don't reckon that something I don't reckon
Speaker 3: that's something you congratulate the parent on. You might say,
Speaker 3: how cute, Oh this is great, good honor. Congrats Ana,
Speaker 3: How clever something like that, not congratulations mum.
Speaker 2: God, be honest, I remember seeing it and I couldn't
Speaker 2: remember the name of the kid, so I just I
Speaker 2: wanted to congratulate.
Speaker 3: You, wanted to acknowledge it somewhat, and believe's a very
Speaker 3: cute video.
Speaker 2: It was very cup and I wanted to go because
Speaker 2: I haven't seen her since what was stayed at her house.
Speaker 2: It was very nice of it to have me over.
Speaker 2: We did read Rooster, but that's beside the point. And
Speaker 2: we shared a pineapple fritter, which is a very rare moment.
Speaker 2: Not everyone likes pineapple fritters, so I thought we had
Speaker 2: something Nicole. Anyway, I commented purely to be nice, and
Speaker 2: I couldn't remember the little thing's name, so I just
Speaker 2: wrote congrats Nicole, assuming she wouldn't pull me to pieces.
Speaker 3: So she didn't pull you to pieces. She was just
Speaker 3: thoroughly confused by it, because, like me, that's not something
Speaker 3: you say in that scenarios, say oh so cute.
Speaker 2: Because because there's no point commenting that, because she'll see
Speaker 2: it and go, yeah, fucking no, I posted it.
Speaker 3: You could have said, oh my god, she's got She's
Speaker 3: grown up so much since I last saw her. Oh
Speaker 3: look at her go something like no name enrolled.
Speaker 2: You would have thought it was fake anyway, You'll think
Speaker 2: I'm so fake.
Speaker 3: No, but that would have made some sense. I was
Speaker 3: just like, why did he congratulate? Okay, I'm glad. I'm
Speaker 3: glad that it's not just me. It's it's just me.
Speaker 3: I'm glad that I'm not the only one that thinks that, Jenna,
Speaker 3: because I was just like, that's what you say in
Speaker 3: that scenario.
Speaker 2: But Jenny, you told me that you also agree. You
Speaker 2: think it's right.
Speaker 1: I agree with you.
Speaker 2: Then thank you are well. Officially, oh, here we go.
Speaker 3: I'm embarrassed you're new to aid to dbrief. Mitchell also
Speaker 3: goes feral on the panel, playing all these episode sound
Speaker 3: effects that don't need to happen.
Speaker 2: That is what you think, But officially, there's no evidence
Speaker 2: to prove that no one is live tweeting that there go,
Speaker 2: I didn't turn them on. That's so odd activating like tweets.
Speaker 2: They're now on. You can live tweet at any point.
Speaker 3: It's not a live broadcast, and then one can hear it.
Speaker 2: Well, isn't that funny because they can because I've activated,
Speaker 2: I control the desk. We're airing out to Pimble and
Speaker 2: the Western Regional Sydney.
Speaker 1: Pymble isn't in the West.
Speaker 3: Why exclusively Pimble?
Speaker 8: Really?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: I don't know anyway. Sophie's got a question. You're on
Speaker 2: with genocide.
Speaker 9: Hey, Rita associ or you may know me as Rita
Speaker 9: or a girl on Instagram. My question to you is
Speaker 9: how did you get into music and what made you
Speaker 9: want to go down that path.
Speaker 1: I've loved music since I was little, always wanted to
Speaker 1: be a singer.
Speaker 3: And inside are you on?
Speaker 7: Sorry?
Speaker 2: You may as well play along with it because I'll
Speaker 2: get over it. About Chromatica being canceled.
Speaker 3: Oh, Lady Ga Gay's album being delayed delayed from.
Speaker 2: The virus from the RHNA.
Speaker 3: I knew what was going to happen. I saw it
Speaker 3: coming because she went really quiet and wasn't really hyping
Speaker 3: it anymore. But I also don't understand the logic because,
Speaker 3: if anything, people have got more time to listen and
Speaker 3: most music consumption happens online now. So even though everyone's
Speaker 3: isolating and no one's gonna go to fucking JB Hi
Speaker 3: Fi less they be infected, I still think it would
Speaker 3: perform well.
Speaker 1: I'm also delayed the album, which I pre ordered and
Speaker 1: got a jumper with Wow, it's obviously not arriving anytime soon.
Speaker 3: Do you still get the Do you not still get
Speaker 3: the jumper?
Speaker 9: Ah?
Speaker 1: Well not yet.
Speaker 2: They were going to send it with Well, I ordered
Speaker 2: an iPad and is saying it's going to take a
Speaker 2: month to get here, and I was like, that's what
Speaker 2: I said from Apple, I might fucking send my iPad.
Speaker 2: So there's the other girl. She was on hold the
Speaker 2: whole time she hung shit, So people do call you
Speaker 2: Rita outside.
Speaker 3: Of Yes, that's right.
Speaker 2: There you go. You know what, Just don't be so
Speaker 2: mad you too, Just relax.
Speaker 3: I'm not mad. I'm just yeah, it's been a weird week,
Speaker 3: you know what it's like. No, I understand it's been
Speaker 3: a It's been odd, hasn't it.
Speaker 2: It actually has been really odd, and it's almost been
Speaker 2: It's weird because I'm still at work and I get
Speaker 2: so mad at my mom and dad because they go out.
Speaker 2: I wake up obviously finished work at midnight, and then
Speaker 2: I wake up by like ten ten thirty and they
Speaker 2: make a coffee and I'm like, where is my mum?
Speaker 2: And I call her. I'm just at the beach with
Speaker 2: the girls. I've walked the dogs. If you think he's
Speaker 2: got out, I'm like, Mom, you can't be at the beach.
Speaker 2: And she's like, no, we're standing apart heart with Cheryl. Sure,
Speaker 2: how far away are we Cheryl? So you know, I'm Dad.
Speaker 2: You want bacon egg groll? Yeah, man, you get too.
Speaker 2: But it's and my dad. He's like, I'm at work, mate,
Speaker 2: It's fine. I've got to run the company. Like I get,
Speaker 2: You've got to run the company. But if Bill Gates
Speaker 2: can do it from his fucking desktop, then you can.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, they do say everyone who can work
Speaker 3: from home should work from home. I have still been
Speaker 3: coming to work as of both of you. I'm kind
Speaker 3: of grateful that we are still coming in because it's
Speaker 3: like the only it's the only normal that I have
Speaker 3: at the moment. Yeah, that routine is the only thing
Speaker 3: keeping me. I've got a very loose grip on my
Speaker 3: sanity at the moment. But I think still coming to
Speaker 3: work and trying to remain normal there is what's keeping
Speaker 3: it on track.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, let's be real, Like I feel like
Speaker 2: even a week ago, like you know, not everyone was
Speaker 2: feeling the full force of it right now, people, so
Speaker 2: many people. I didn't realize. It's probably my ignorance and
Speaker 2: my privilege out of jobs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like one intent, I think it is a.
Speaker 2: Lot that's so rough, and it's only to start.
Speaker 3: One of my friends is in the cast of a
Speaker 3: chorus line the musical Love that it was meant to
Speaker 3: be playing in Sydney right now. They cancel it on
Speaker 3: opening night. He was so gutted.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 3: And so it's not even about how it affects me,
Speaker 3: and that's the least of my concerns. It's just like
Speaker 3: all these horror stories you're hearing. It says, yeah, it
Speaker 3: can't help. But and also the whole anxiety and depression
Speaker 3: factor is just like the uncertainty of what the future
Speaker 3: is like that it's a natural Why are you laughing?
Speaker 3: That was not an appropriate situation to put a wheeze in.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about something. I'm not laughing about you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just I feel guilty for feeling affected by it,
Speaker 3: because really it hasn't affected me that much. But yeah,
Speaker 3: it's this, I know, it's it's mood wise. It hasn't
Speaker 3: been a good way.
Speaker 1: I mean, even seeing all those people lining up for
Speaker 1: scent to link and stuff. Yeah, who've never had to
Speaker 1: line up before? Just after losing their jobs.
Speaker 3: I saw this tweet that literally made me cry. I'm
Speaker 3: going to find it. Apparently this is the moomin guys. Sorry,
Speaker 3: I've got sorry if this is your escapism and we're
Speaker 3: trying to.
Speaker 2: That's why I was laughing because I have a funny
Speaker 2: thing to play that will chee you all.
Speaker 3: This one's actually funny. Breaking news. Due to the recent
Speaker 3: COVID nineteen outbreak, the Piston Cup has been canceled and
Speaker 3: it's I whet to supply that's fucking bullshit. Let me
Speaker 3: find it.
Speaker 2: That's very fun.
Speaker 3: Here it is the tweet is had a little cry
Speaker 3: when I got back from the shops because I overheard
Speaker 3: an old man ask where the eggs were and was
Speaker 3: told there weren't any eggs left, and he looked at
Speaker 3: his list that just had eggs written on it. Oh see,
Speaker 3: it's shit like that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, poor God, I just wanted to no work.
Speaker 3: And then it's like I can't even I feel like,
Speaker 3: am I supposed to offer to help my grandmother with
Speaker 3: her shopping and stuff? Or is that then exposing her
Speaker 3: potentially because she's old. Ye, yeah, it's it's a very
Speaker 3: weird time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, it's it's very random. And I just
Speaker 2: don't think it's getting any better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't know what. It's just weird
Speaker 3: because I whenever I'm feeling like super rubbish, I tend
Speaker 3: to I don't know if I've told you about this?
Speaker 3: Do you know? How have I ever told you about
Speaker 3: the binge eating thing? Oh?
Speaker 2: It rings a bell? Will you eat heaps to make
Speaker 2: yourself feel better?
Speaker 3: I don't even know if it's to make myself feel better.
Speaker 3: I can't really apply logic to the situation. But yeah,
Speaker 3: that's like a thing I do when I'm feeling anxious,
Speaker 3: sort of presses I binge eat Really yeah, me too,
Speaker 3: And my therapy has given me this like log to
Speaker 3: write down every time it happens. Right, And I hadn't
Speaker 3: binge eaten since February eighth, and then last week it
Speaker 3: happened like three times. Really, Yeah, I had to write
Speaker 3: it down, and I was like why. At the time,
Speaker 3: I wasn't, I wasn't really thinking about it. I was like,
Speaker 3: why am I doing this? Why am I feeling the
Speaker 3: need to come for myself on the nearest. It's been
Speaker 3: a really shit wake ever since.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, Jesus, see, what what would you do?
Speaker 2: We have like a meal or like a whole sleeve
Speaker 2: of oreos.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's like it's it's full on it. Oh,
Speaker 3: I don't even like it's it's to the point where
Speaker 3: I throw up, Like I really so much.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah, goodness me. Well, at least you
Speaker 2: all the.
Speaker 3: Fucking weight lost at the start of the year. I
Speaker 3: don't see it saying off girls. If this keeps happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's not something I can develop. I've already
Speaker 2: got it.
Speaker 3: I just eat.
Speaker 2: I can't anymore.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's that was when I knew. I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I think this might actually be taking a toll on
Speaker 3: not just mindy, but everyone's there because I was like,
Speaker 3: oh shit, I'm starting to binge again. Sorry Jenny, you
Speaker 3: said that you bingeep as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean I past week has been hard
Speaker 1: with my chocolate intake. I've been having a lot of chocolate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've tried to restrict myself this week, but I failed
Speaker 1: at that. Yesterday had a block. Last week was no
Speaker 1: it was Cadbury s'mores, it's really good.
Speaker 3: I'll tell yourself. They don't go near the carramelgi throggs.
Speaker 3: They're dangerous. They last long in my house.
Speaker 2: No, they foil me because I can't get around the wrapping.
Speaker 2: I'm too fucking lazy and fat to open up the wrapper,
Speaker 2: so I just eat the whole thing and spit the
Speaker 2: wrapper out. Oh yeah, yeah, you know what else?
Speaker 3: Soil in your teeth. It's not a nice feeling with.
Speaker 2: A Starburst too. I'm that fat and lazy. I will
Speaker 2: chug two in, just chew it, and then the wrapper
Speaker 2: will just dissolve and I'll just spit it into a wad. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: tried it with a goozmini gome As burrito. Doesn't work.
Speaker 2: Just simply doesn't work.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've been alternating between Cadbriy, s'mores and crunch.
Speaker 3: Oh oh yes, yes, but like what one a day? Yes, well,
Speaker 3: that's not that bad at least, that's that's something that
Speaker 3: resembles moderation. If it's only one a day.
Speaker 1: No, but it's like a whole block.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, Well, I.
Speaker 2: Don't even know what's going on. I feel for the nurses.
Speaker 2: We had a nurse message. Did you read that it
Speaker 2: was so lovely, and we'll give her a shout out.
Speaker 2: I actually only came through last night at midnight because
Speaker 2: I was on it, so I would have seen it.
Speaker 3: She said, wait, what with this with this on enduring idiot?
Speaker 2: No on our is it just me Instagram? And she
Speaker 2: said it was so sweet. She said her name is
Speaker 2: oh Underscore, no underscore someone. She said, So I listen
Speaker 2: every Monday, like religiously and not to dwell about all
Speaker 2: this Corona mess. But from a nurse's perspective, it was
Speaker 2: so awesome to see you talk about it and provide
Speaker 2: even the most little bit of education.
Speaker 3: You should have asked her come on to talk about it.
Speaker 3: That would have been great.
Speaker 2: Trying to that up.
Speaker 3: Go for it.
Speaker 2: You follow her? Apparently it's just followed by Mitch Kobs.
Speaker 3: That's a guy for starters. Yes, look at him. Look
Speaker 3: at his Instagram. I do follow it. I do follow it,
Speaker 3: and I can't believe the amount of effort that goes
Speaker 3: into this. I don't know why I'm talking about this
Speaker 3: because everyone is going to be not even gonna be
Speaker 3: able to see it. But look at look at the layout.
Speaker 3: Look at how much effort and.
Speaker 2: Thought goes into the bathroom table cuttle.
Speaker 3: Do you ever dwell on what your Instagram feed looks
Speaker 3: like just when you're browsing the whole profile?
Speaker 2: I have never once done it, because Hayden does it
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of people are like, oh, I don't
Speaker 3: want it to ruin my theme or my feed or whatever, like, oh,
Speaker 3: I've got it, I've got a brown theme at the
Speaker 3: moment or whatever.
Speaker 2: You know what, you'd be the only person who thinks
Speaker 2: you have a theme on your Instagram. No one else
Speaker 2: would ever give a ship.
Speaker 3: I only will throw it at trash your work.
Speaker 2: Oh no someone, no, no, no, no, no, no, but no
Speaker 2: when it's like that, that's like a work of art
Speaker 2: on its own. Do you know what I mean? And
Speaker 2: you look at you? Oh, that type of person that
Speaker 2: I respect. That let's take called a lightened things up quickly.
Speaker 2: You've got a model on the phone. High Hi you're there?
Speaker 2: Why it's a supermodel from Brazil? Hello?
Speaker 8: Hi, hi, Hi, Hi Hi.
Speaker 1: Do we have anyone else?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We have Braziine. Braziine listened to the last week's episode.
Speaker 2: What did you feel? Because Mitchell Gooms didn't like it?
Speaker 2: But how did you think it?
Speaker 6: Was, Yeah, we're so imagining. Who was incredible?
Speaker 2: You listened to the Shitty Committee? Is that right? What happened?
Speaker 2: How was it?
Speaker 3: Sang songs a bit of piano.
Speaker 2: That sounds fucking awful. You sing songs and play piano
Speaker 2: and shitty Committee. It's just you've just you're astral projecting,
Speaker 2: just disassociated.
Speaker 3: For a moment. I did that's with a great moment.
Speaker 2: I bet it was Mitchell. You told me before the
Speaker 2: show started that you had an announcement. Go for it.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm not. Other weeks I might play a long.
Speaker 2: But I don't.
Speaker 3: I can't. No, I understand, like I just I'm not.
Speaker 3: I just can't. I thought that you had the ability
Speaker 3: to read the room.
Speaker 2: I've read the room, not a light in the room.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Someone tell me something good that happened this week.
Speaker 2: Happen.
Speaker 3: Get your hands off the panel.
Speaker 2: I'm not touching.
Speaker 3: I can hear your mouth clicking.
Speaker 2: But I'm not playing sand effects. Relax anyway. Obviously, anything
Speaker 2: I say will be torn apartner.
Speaker 3: It's not you. It's not in a good mood. But
Speaker 3: you know, yeah we can. We can juggle and be
Speaker 3: circus clowns and pretend that we're all fine.
Speaker 1: When it actually I'm deeply depressed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're all a bit sad, guys, it's all. It's
Speaker 2: a bit rough. But why don't we quickly check the traffic.
Speaker 3: That'll don't edge traffic. You had an opportunity there to
Speaker 3: try and boost the mood, because we both openly said
Speaker 3: that we're in a bad mood.
Speaker 2: Every time the mood I do the wrong boosting. You
Speaker 2: guys want actual boosters.
Speaker 3: Just have a conversation with me. Everyone wants human connection.
Speaker 3: This is going well.
Speaker 2: No, no, we have had actual conversation guys, so want
Speaker 2: the whole thing to be bluddy.
Speaker 3: You know, it's just hard to have a conversation with you.
Speaker 3: And I can see your eyes furiously darting around the
Speaker 3: screen looking for the next gag that isn't funny.
Speaker 2: You got control of the mouse. Take it great?
Speaker 3: So you've promised no more sound effects. Well that's what
Speaker 3: we've got time for today, guys, Thanks so much for listening.
Speaker 2: I can't the show, I can't play the clothing, so
Speaker 2: wear both top screen. Tell ye it is sorry wrong one?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yes, do you reckon? There'll be a boom of baby
Speaker 2: name games in nine months or like you know a year. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that are Corona related. So we'll have Hope not, We'll
Speaker 2: have Glenn Happy twentieth Glenn. This is Glenn's.
Speaker 3: Twentieth San short for senatizer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Roona. Hope not carry oner.
Speaker 3: Or at least the middle names, because it'll to acknowledge
Speaker 3: the period the morning. This is Rebecca Covid Smith, Jenna.
Speaker 2: Purell, Benson. God, there'd be Dettol Smith. What could you
Speaker 2: name a kid based on this time?
Speaker 3: I don't think there's much else. Sorry, I'm not I'm
Speaker 3: not switched on to Kate.
Speaker 2: Good news is I heard that China have actually gone
Speaker 2: backwards in terms of diagnosed cases. You have self isolated
Speaker 2: so well that there's no new transmissions of of COVID,
Speaker 2: which is brilliant.
Speaker 3: Also their divorce rates of skyrocket because you're all these
Speaker 3: couples spending time together in quarantine shit, which I think
Speaker 3: is hysterical.
Speaker 2: Sorry about that. It's a shame. We have people calling
Speaker 2: through for the prize wheel. Hope you get the list
Speaker 2: of prizes out, Mitch, because you're the one who's revealing
Speaker 2: them to Kathy Lette calling from Cranella. She wrote and
Speaker 2: started Puberty Blues in nineteen eighty six, Kathy Lett is
Speaker 2: on with us. Kathy's been the wheel. There we go,
Speaker 2: All right, Mitch, get ready to tell us which is one?
Speaker 2: It's on number sixteen? What she won?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Sorry, I'm not on today.
Speaker 2: Oh that's fine.
Speaker 3: I did think that I made that clear to you
Speaker 3: long ago that I wasn't in the mood for the
Speaker 3: sound effect. But I appreciate you trying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fine. I think probably the best bet is
Speaker 2: going home having a nice hot bath, scrub in your
Speaker 2: face with that Diay coffee scrub, and they're putting the
Speaker 2: recipe up on the Instagram.
Speaker 3: Oh have you asked my segment for next week?
Speaker 2: No, I've been thinking about it. I don't think it
Speaker 2: will fly.
Speaker 1: Oh I think it will.
Speaker 3: Someone requested it. Has anyone ever requested your nonsense? Spread
Speaker 3: that way? Spare me?
Speaker 2: You make me sound like you where you made me
Speaker 2: sound like one of the witches from the Witches. It's
Speaker 2: beIN the stupid that, you know. One of my favorite
Speaker 2: movies of all time is actually, why don't we all
Speaker 2: land on something to watch for people who are isolating?
Speaker 2: Because I've got some recommendations.
Speaker 1: By last and they're isolated.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very true.
Speaker 2: Okay, I was just gonna say, watch hocus Pocus.
Speaker 3: One of the have you seen it.
Speaker 2: It's the best witch movie you've ever seen in your life,
Speaker 2: other than The Witches roll Da, that's very good. But
Speaker 2: hocus Pocus is fun. It's got Bet Middler and Sarah
Speaker 2: Jessica Parker before she's famous, and her character name is Sarah.
Speaker 2: It's all very weird.
Speaker 3: I've just been watching stuff that's familiar to me. I'm
Speaker 3: not in the mood for new things. Like I've been
Speaker 3: watching Jenny. I love this. A lot of Mcloud's daughters.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, a lot of Kath and Kim. That's actually
Speaker 3: one of the things we've got planned for our isolation
Speaker 3: social distancing addition, if we end up not being allowed
Speaker 3: in studio, Mitch is going to watch his first episode
Speaker 3: of Kathinkim.
Speaker 2: I've never seen it, but I just know that I
Speaker 2: like it.
Speaker 3: I'm so embarrassing you've never seen an episode you've seen.
Speaker 2: I just haven't done it. In my mom's I've seen
Speaker 2: episodes like through my mom and you know she's been watching,
Speaker 2: and I've watched a little bits and pieces, but I
Speaker 2: wouldn't know, like the arts or the characters or anything.
Speaker 3: I made one of my friends watch it for the
Speaker 3: first time recently, and she said to me afterwards, you
Speaker 3: now make sense to me as a person as I do.
Speaker 3: I reckon, you're going to pick up on some things
Speaker 3: that I say in this show that a Kathin Kim references. Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so interesting. Okay, well I'm down next week.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's in the back.
Speaker 3: We don't know next week once we get locked out
Speaker 3: of the Sorry, I have not been on this show.
Speaker 2: But have you been fined? Don't be so hard on yourself.
Speaker 3: No, I've not been. But it's all right. Do what
Speaker 3: we're going to do.
Speaker 2: I agree. It's a rough time for everyone, so stay safe, sanitize,
Speaker 2: look after yourselves, and have a hot bath. I know
Speaker 2: that always cheers you up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, stewing in my own feel it is my favorite things.
Speaker 2: To Jenna, what do you have planned for the rest
Speaker 2: of the week.
Speaker 1: Nothing, He's not planned.
Speaker 2: Actually, jack Ship, we can't have stay indoors exactly. All right, guys,
Speaker 2: we should got out of you. Mitch. We all love you.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 2: I think you're just anxious that you've got COVID from
Speaker 2: me because I've done with the.
Speaker 3: Cos now I'm not. I'm not worried about that.
Speaker 2: I don't have it, even though my madge last week
Speaker 2: was I think I have it. I don't have it
Speaker 2: and zero symptoms. It's not a fever. I'm just hot
Speaker 2: from the fat.
Speaker 3: I don't know how much not talking back I have
Speaker 3: to do for you to take the in to fucking
Speaker 3: wrap the show. All right, guys, we've done. Sorry, I've
Speaker 3: not been the best co host today. We've been wrapping up.
Speaker 2: Say you guys bye.
Speaker 3: Next week it's just me.
Speaker 2: Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your
Speaker 2: podcast app. Mm hmm