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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast, NINNI.

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Speaker 2: Now, before I get into the phone topic we'd like

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Speaker 2: to talk about I did for those of you that

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Speaker 2: have been listening since four o'clock this afternoon, the real

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Speaker 2: p ones to the two or three of you that

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Speaker 2: have about us on the background for an hour and

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Speaker 2: a half. I did try and do this story at

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Speaker 2: the start of the show, but then Woody interrupted me

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Speaker 2: by pretending that my partner was about to give birth.

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Speaker 1: I mean, when you say it again, when you say

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Speaker 1: it again.

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Speaker 3: To defend I was giving you a dress rehearsal. I

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Speaker 3: was a bit concerned about you not, you know, getting

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Speaker 3: your skates on effectively, so I gave you a practice

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Speaker 3: run and you did poorly. So I'm actually going to

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Speaker 3: spend the week actually getting you a bit better at

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Speaker 3: that evacuation.

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Speaker 1: So I don't think you understands you understand how this.

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Speaker 3: Is my training.

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Speaker 1: You'll feel so much, But I want training. You need

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Speaker 1: to No, I don't.

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Speaker 2: I just need to get home and see my partner

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Speaker 2: and be supported by my tea.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, you can see that video online Will and Woody

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Speaker 1: a little bit later on.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure because everyone had a good laugh at it,

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Speaker 2: apart from everyone else in the office who heard it

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Speaker 2: and was like that was over the line.

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Speaker 3: Ah, God, the officer so sensitive they are.

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Speaker 1: They're a sensitive bunch. Anyway, do you wish you could

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Speaker 1: apologize for that? No? Okay, you should be thinking.

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Speaker 2: Well, that ties nicely into my phone topic thirty one

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Speaker 2: oh six five. What did you do to someone as

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Speaker 2: a kid that you'd like to apologize for doesn't necessarily

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Speaker 2: need to be as a kid, Like, what did you

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Speaker 2: do something to someone ages.

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Speaker 1: Ago and you wish you could apologize to them? You

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Speaker 1: didn't get a chance to apologize.

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Speaker 2: So the reason we're talking about this is the US

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Speaker 2: Army replaced a cake that it stole from an Italian

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Speaker 2: girl in nineteen forty five. US tell me god, wild wild,

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Speaker 2: that is wild, so marry me on She was she

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Speaker 2: was thirteen years old. She was in the Italian village

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Speaker 2: of San Pietro, near Vicenza.

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Speaker 1: It was the end of World War II.

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Speaker 2: The US Army were walking through her Mum did that

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Speaker 2: thing that they do in movies and cooked a cake

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Speaker 2: and put it in the window.

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Speaker 1: Weird.

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Speaker 4: Weird.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm not sure I think it needs to dry.

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Speaker 1: The cake needs to drive.

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Speaker 3: How humid your house? You did you live in a sauna? Well,

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Speaker 3: it's put it on the bench.

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Speaker 2: They are in Italy, could be a it's not particularly

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Speaker 2: humid in Italy.

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Speaker 1: No, it's hot. It's hot in the south though.

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Speaker 2: They might have been in Puya or Sardana or Embla, anyway.

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Speaker 1: You know places in Italy. I used to study there.

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Speaker 2: But marry Meon's cake was in the window. Her mum

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Speaker 2: did the birthday window trick. The US Army was walking

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Speaker 2: through a nineteen forty five hungry soldiers on rations. They

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Speaker 2: pinched the cake totally wild. Seventy seven years later they

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Speaker 2: had a cake ceremony for her.

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Speaker 1: She turned ninety on Friday, and they brought her a cake.

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Speaker 1: That's actually beautiful. Finish the story, really really lovely.

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Speaker 2: Sergeant Peter wall said, it was a little awkward to

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Speaker 2: replace the stolen goods.

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Speaker 1: It was seventy seven years ago.

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Speaker 2: Mate.

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Speaker 1: Was it Wallace though?

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Speaker 5: Was it?

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Speaker 1: Did they name it was? Did they name the soldier? No,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't Wallace. Here this is one hundred and thirty seven.

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Speaker 1: We've exhumed him from his great Did they name the

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Speaker 1: soldier though?

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Speaker 2: I think there was the whole platurn mate. It wasn't

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Speaker 2: just one soldier who ate one cake.

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Speaker 1: We found the cake and they shared it.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, she was very upset, but then she she she

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Speaker 2: bolled her eyes out when they gave her this cake.

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Speaker 2: Wiping tears away, she said it was the Honestly, her

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Speaker 2: happiness turned into disappointment immediately. She said it was one

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Speaker 2: of the happiest days of her life. Lovely story.

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Speaker 3: I mean, her disappointment turned into happiness.

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Speaker 1: What did I say?

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Speaker 3: That happiness turned into disappointment when she tried the cake and.

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Speaker 1: It tastes shit? What is this? Coles?

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Speaker 2: Those coals, mon cakes are good and we love coals

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Speaker 2: on this show now thirteen one sixty five. Like the

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Speaker 2: US Army, I'd love to hear from you guys. Did

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Speaker 2: you dog someone ages ago and you haven't apologized for it?

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Speaker 1: Did you dack someone in your class? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Did you?

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Speaker 2: Did you read over someone's shoulder and cheat? Now's your

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Speaker 2: chance to repent?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, did you glad wrap someone's toilet? Third one six five.

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Speaker 2: We'll take the calls right up next, your chance to

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Speaker 2: apologize live on air with Well th six five. Open

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Speaker 2: up the phone lines here if you want to give

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Speaker 2: us a tinkle on your Monday. What did you do

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Speaker 2: to someone as a kid that you'd like to apologize

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Speaker 2: for regret?

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Speaker 1: Wos, We've got to repent, We've got to repent.

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Speaker 3: I pretty much gas lit my friend before gas line

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Speaker 3: was even a thing. But we were like in effectively time,

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Speaker 3: weren't you? Thank you? We were effectively in the same

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Speaker 3: area sleeping, sleepover my pants, but that's spread so he

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Speaker 3: was wet too.

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Speaker 1: We were in the same bed. Yeah, I think we were.

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Speaker 6: I don't know how.

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Speaker 3: I think tops and tars whatever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sure whatever. I convinced him.

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Speaker 6: I convinced him, totally got away with it. Wow, never apologize.

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Speaker 6: I think he might have started to wear an adult

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Speaker 6: like diapers because it was like awful. Yeah, myself cruel, Yes,

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Speaker 6: and I never, I never.

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Speaker 1: I feel terrible.

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Speaker 2: Did you apologize to your sister for also urinating in

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Speaker 2: her sippy cup?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Profusely, profusely, prefousely.

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Speaker 1: Fair enough, button pushed, Tom, you'd like to apologize?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, When I was six years old, we were getting

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Speaker 2: paid for every can we collected after the big Grand

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Speaker 2: Final Day party place.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, nice, So we decided to steal the beers out

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Speaker 7: of the fridge and empty.

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Speaker 1: Them in the garden, and or a lot of cans back.

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Speaker 7: What it was fifty cents a can, not from the government,

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Speaker 7: from the from from three dollars six, it was a lot.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Lisa.

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Speaker 2: Lisa, you wotn't apologize to someone for something you did

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Speaker 2: as a kid?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Sorry.

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Speaker 5: In prop there was a pretty competition and it was

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Speaker 5: knew he would beat me, so I bit my own

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's his name, Lisa?

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Speaker 5: His name was Zach.

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Speaker 1: I do you apologize to him now?

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Speaker 5: Sorry? Unfortunately he passed away this year.

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Speaker 4: Oh I actually never got to apologize.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, now's your chance, mate, go for it.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, sorry Zach. But on the other hand, I

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Speaker 5: actually got caught out because I had a missing truth

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Speaker 5: and the teacher could see there was a missing truth.

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Speaker 1: What a story? Just gez a lot of tops and

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Speaker 1: turns there, didn't it? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Mark on thirty one and sixty five, you'll apologize to

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Speaker 2: something you did as a kid. It was a real

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Speaker 2: tone shift. No one saw zach as dead, no one

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Speaker 2: saw her coming. We all now, Mark is the kid dead.

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Speaker 4: No, he could be, that's fair. I don't know. So

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Speaker 4: this one is I was actually thinking about this, and

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Speaker 4: this is twenty five years ago. It happened about it today,

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Speaker 4: probably three hours ago. Was thinking about this kid. So

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Speaker 4: it's funny. So I'll set the scene at the Dandy

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Speaker 4: Knong roller skating rink in the ninety and We've just

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Speaker 4: finished roller Limbo, of course, and I'd fallen over, and

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Speaker 4: I'd come to my mom and had a big egg

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Speaker 4: on my head and splitting blood. Gone either, and She's gone,

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Speaker 4: what's happened? You know what's going on? I said, you know,

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Speaker 4: I fell over And then for whatever reason, I thinered

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Speaker 4: a random kid in the park and I said he

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Speaker 4: pushed me. Oh next second, like he's bigger than Ben.

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Speaker 4: His mom dragged him off. He was screaming. He's like,

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Speaker 4: I didn't do anything, Like I didn't do it, And

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Speaker 4: I feel terrible about this day. I feel terrible about it.

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Speaker 3: Mark like to me, I didn't do So were you

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Speaker 3: just embarrassed that you fell over and felt that you But.

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Speaker 4: I shouldn't have been embarrassed because I think I'd want

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Speaker 4: to slushy from rolling both So.

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Speaker 2: You already had a slushy in your hands, and it

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Speaker 2: was just like it was just.

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Speaker 1: Like power, power corrupts everyone. Mark, you're at the top.

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Speaker 1: You saw a little timmy and you just give binned him. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that is I think we need to find that kid

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Speaker 1: that That was a great idea. Were you Mark?

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Speaker 3: Traumatic moment?

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Speaker 1: Mark? What year was that? What year was that? Mark?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Jeez, everything, Probably early nineties.

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Speaker 1: We'll get back to you. I reckon if you were

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Speaker 1: at the Danionong.

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Speaker 2: If you're at the Danianong skate rink roller skating rink,

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Speaker 2: early nineties, early nineties, I can remember, and you got

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Speaker 2: pulled from the ground for pushing over another kid and

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Speaker 2: you were just sitting there and enjoying your Sonny boy.

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Speaker 1: We'll speak to you later.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Diane. Now, Diane, what did you do?

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Speaker 5: Hello? Hello?

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Speaker 4: We were camping as a family and I love staw

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Speaker 4: the toilet doors on my brother and he had a

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Speaker 4: number two accidents and he still denys it to this day.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean, what do you mean number two? Oh? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I just got it.

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Speaker 3: I thought you locked him inside the toilet.

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Speaker 1: You locked him out And that's good stuff. Thanks for

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Speaker 1: walking us through that. Boods. I think we're all there

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Speaker 1: a long time ago. Oh money on your Monday?

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Speaker 5: Are you done with that?

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Speaker 4: Why not check out more from Willen Woody on The

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